Hair cross is a is a very interesting Pokémon Hello and
welcome back to class today. It is the Welcome to the world
of Pokémon lesson on Pokémon biology.
I am your host today. It is I, the humble teaching
assistant, Mr. Curtis. I'm the host.
Your name.
There was a long yeah. There's a long pause, A lot of
drool. He was just drama.
What name he tells. Us.
Yeah, I was. I was trying to impose a little
drama. Guys, please, please.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah. I, I am, I am the host on this
journey through the beautiful world of of Pokémon biology and
in this most prestigious of season, of course, that is Bug
Extravaganza and Stiesel. That's right.
So of continuing on from our our
lesson from from last class about chuckle, we are proceeding
on with Bug Bug Extravaganza today and well, not Sneasel
today Sneasel. Sneasel will be at the end of.
Our I thought I thought and Sneasel had to follow bug
extract. I'm so sorry.
Yeah, no, I mean, I could be wrong, I don't know.
I mean, I'm, I'm so sorry, professor, you're so right.
This. Is your holiday this is this is
your holiday, your religion? I don't wanna, I don't wanna try
step on your on your ways. Yeah.
Hmm. Yet I, I listen, Professor, I, I
defer to your judgment. So we'll, we'll just make sure
that we always include the and Sneezel at the end.
Because sneezel is a very important part of the holiday
from what I understand, right? It.
Kind of shows you the highs, which are the bugs and the lows
which are the sneezels. Hmm.
I mean, but Sneezel's kind of like an honorary bug type, you
know what I'm saying? I don't.
Maybe you can. We can learn about that when we
talk about Sneezel. That's true, that's true.
But I I wonder what we're going to learn about today.
Does anybody know in class today what Pokémon we're learning
about today? Hi, I'm Corbin.
And I'm gonna say I'm the professor Jacob.
Sorry, Curtis. I'm.
So sorry. Teaching the class today.
It's a little, it's a little disjointed.
I've joined, I'm sorry. I'm the teaching assistant and
I, I don't normally lead class, but I, I was given the
opportunity. I'm totally I'm totally just
paling in the might of of professor.
Here's what happened between now and Chuckle.
What happened? But but I don't.
Oh gosh. I know it feels like it's, it
feels like it's been months since you did the chuckle last.
That's true, even though it was just last week.
Right. It was just last week.
That's right. That's right.
I'm just nervous. I'm so sorry, but but joining me
here in the classroom today is the professor, the one and only
the one that we should really be teaching this class.
That's the Professor Jacob. Hello.
It's so great to be sitting here in the, in the in the desk seats
out and just watching, just watching the magic happen in
front of me. It's it's beautiful.
I, I, no, I did clean and Polish my desk, but I, I see you're not
using my desk, Professor. I I thought you would, you would
sit down and and and use my desk over over here at the front it.
Smelled of spinner rack and that was not quite that wasn't
something that I wanted to just deal with for a full, you know,
however long these lessons. Not about that, but.
But I wrapped, I wrapped the seat in silk for you.
So it's nice and soft. See if you if you squish on it
here. See how soft that sounds?
That's that's so great. Yeah.
A soft sound, huh? That's right.
Easy. Easy to picture.
Joining also joining us in class today is of course our our our
one and only student here in the class.
Corbin. Say hello, Corbin.
Hello Corbin. Welcome everybody.
Good to be here. I OK, that's enough, Corbin.
We're just gonna move forward with class now.
Please stop. Please stop.
No, no, no. We don't have time for.
This. Yeah, you're taking up a lot of
the time. For we have to talk.
About in fact, if you could suit scoot yourself to the back of
the classroom, I'd appreciate. That just so it's I like sitting
here, this is it's like this is exactly where the, you know, the
heat comes in from that vent there.
There's like a little bit of a draft that here it's like a
perfect balance. This is my you.
Can see out the window. I can see out the window
perfectly. It can kick my feet up, right?
Here it's like anything interesting.
Out that window, Corbin. Let's see.
Oh, I do see a machoke. OK.
Bench pressing. You've been trying to make it
out hard to see. Yeah, no, that's hold on.
It's behind a Bush. Hold on.
Oh, there he is. It's a he's bench pressing a
Venusaur. I didn't even know that was.
Possible. Oh, there's a Venusaur out
there. There's a Venusaur out there
that's crazy. That's.
Pretty rare for JoJo. That's, you know, sometimes they
hang out. That's what I heard.
OK, put that in pokedex. That's right, Vitas, Vitasaurus.
Sometimes they hang out. Also joining us today in class,
but not actually in class, is all of you good students at home
say hello. Good students at home, Yeah.
And Portia just put in, just put in like a roaring applause.
There you go. I heard every single one of you
say hello to the microphone in your headsets and in your car
and at your desk where you take studious notes.
Thank you so much. I had a good point, Mr. Curtis.
There are microphones everywhere these days.
That's right, they're always listening.
I tell you big. Big Rd.
Tom is always listening. That's right.
OK, well, thank you all for being here today.
And today we're are, as I said before, continuing bug
extravaganza. It's nasal.
So knowing that, what, what Pokémon are we learning about
today? It's not sneasal yet it's.
Not sneasal yet, no. Are you committing?
Are you committing to that? I'm not committing to anything,
I'm asking a question. OK, All right.
Is that your final answer? No it.
Is it is a bug type though, right?
OK, Yeah. Nasal is not a bug type.
No, I meant like the one that we're learning about today is
still a bug. Then it's nasal.
OK, so it's one more bug. I'm gonna say it is trap pinch.
No, that's not a. Joke.
OK, OK. Trap.
We got a we got a trap. Pinch.
All right. What?
What about you, Professor? Desinjuai, is it funny?
Did I do it? We.
Love, we love it here. He's dying.
He's almost more. He's rolling around, he's
smacking in the chairs. And things I'm like, OK, wow.
Calm down. He knocked the trash can over.
Stop it or something. That was so funny.
That was so good. OK.
So no, no, it's not decision why, but I appreciate you.
No, no, it's not reality there. Is what's the other one?
They say. What's the other one?
They said a scorch. Sent a scorch.
That one. No, it's not sent to Scorch.
Nope. Dang it, Heracross.
Whoa, don't hair across him. Hair across.
He's here now. Is that okay?
He just bars right in through the door.
He. Didn't see it.
Now I was I was looking at the Gengar males that we had and I
was wondering if. Oh, we'll get to the Gengar
males. In a second, that's fine, I'll
put them back in my pocket. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's, that's that's fine. We're going to get to the Gengar
males in a second. But here.
But look, it's Heracross. Hello, Heracross Dennis.
I have a name, Mr. Curtis. It does if you look at the, if
you look at the front right there, they've got a little name
tag on there, Corbin, if you'd like to step up and go ahead and
read their name for the class. Don't get too close to it.
Yeah, OK. No, I won't get too close.
So the name tag here on Hair Across says Andreas.
Andreas, that's a, that's a very distinguished name for a hair
across. And wait, hold on, let me check
my notes here. Oh, that's actually the name of
one of our patrons too. So that's actually.
That makes sense. That makes so much sense.
Appreciate you. Appreciate your support.
Now, Andreas, how do you know Mr. Curtis?
Well, actually, I'll speak hair across all the way.
Yeah. Mr. Curtis, how do you know
Andreas? Well, Andreas is a substitute
teacher here at the GCLGCBLCBC. Yeah, yeah, OK.
Former graduate, former graduate, substitute teacher.
They actually teach botany here in class.
Love that. Wow, Tank, you know, with all of
the groundskeepers that the GCLCBOTSCLC has and they have
like, you know, a an incredible botany professor, this has got
to be like. It's a flourishing school.
Botany heaven here. That's right in Dojo reason.
That's right, it's beautiful. Yeah, I know.
We have Jerry and Larry and what's the other one?
Gosh, egg on my face. I'm so sorry.
That's OK, Mr. Curtis, I won't hold it against.
You there's, there's four we have 4 different groundskeepers
here and well. That's why it looks so darn good
outside, am I right? That's right.
And that's also why we don't see Andreas very often because we
have a lot of backup people here.
So Andreas only gets called in when everybody else calls sick,
so. Whoa, wait.
OK, so he's the substitute Botany?
He's the substitute teacher, Substitute botanist.
Got it. Why don't?
You pay attention to the lore again.
Are you getting distracted by the Machamp bench pressing the
V? Because I was too.
No, I was just looking at how gorgeous Andreas was.
Andreas is gorgeous. That's right.
Can we? Can we get can we get a
description of Andreas? Professor, please.
You said they were so gorgeous. What?
What do you think is so gorgeous about them?
Go ahead and describe them. All right, well, let me just get
this out of the way first. They all have a hard kite in a
shell on the outside, right? This is this is a this is a
tough boy. We got here here.
Let me let me just knock on it real quick.
Yep, that's a very tough. Boy to me, yes, that is tough.
So, and this shell is blue. It's got a blue shell.
And then just like the torso I'm gonna describe as pill shape.
It's like pill. Yeah, okay, I guess.
Mr. Curtis Fingers. No.
My, my fingers are pill shaped. No, they're kind of long and
they're they're long and spindly.
Shaped. They're like the thickness of a
pill, but they're. Long, OK.
More like a glizzy, if you will. Now continue.
Sorry. Now coming off of this this pill
like torso is our two arms got 2 arms and on this arm on these
arms at the end they got like little little like claws little
2 little claws for for claw and stuff.
And then also they got like these like looked like little
bracers on that kind of got like spikes on them too.
And then also it has legs at the bottom of his torso where legs
normally are it. Really does, yeah.
And it really does. And it's got one, one single
claw at the end of those. And then like on his like little
thigh shell pieces, it's got some like spikes up there too.
Now let's get to the face, 'cause this is this is where
some this some big stuff is going on.
Let's talk about this. Face.
That's right. All right, Andres, give us a
little spin. Andres, let me look at the face.
Yep, Yeah, look at that face. Beautiful.
Yeah, he was looking out the window and he turned him around.
I know. Okay, good.
Impressive, isn't it? So it's got two big yellow eyes
and then I'm not sure it's got like, I don't think it's a
mouth. Maybe it is a mouth.
I'm not quite sure where the mouth on the hair cross is, but
it's got this like connected piece between its eyes that
connects to a very large horn. And I think this is the main
focal point of most terror crosses is this horn here
because it extends up very far and it's got these two large
prongs at the end and then also has two antenna that are kind of
poking out above its eyes, right, right.
So. Very well described.
I think. I think I got everything.
Right, you did, I would say. It all right, Can we?
What does this horn do? I guess, Can we?
Can we get like a demonstration of it?
Can we? Do you see it?
Can we? Yeah.
That would be pretty good. Let's see, how do we test the
strength of this horn? Should I?
Just like, I don't know. I don't wanna get hurt, so I
don't feel like I should touch it.
But what do you recommend, Mr. Curtis?
How should we test this things, abilities.
I don't know. What this thing does well of
course this horn as we'll as we're soon to learning in during
the lesson today is really good at throwing things.
Oh so you see if I if I put this little pencil on top here.
Oh, whoa. Nice.
Yeah, yeah, that was it's. Right into the wall like it's.
The wall that's it's embedded. Yeah, that's great.
Great work, Andreas. Appreciate it.
So very dangerous. Yeah, so he can only throw
pencils. No, I I want to give him more
stuff. Hold on.
OK, I have an apple in my bag here.
How about that? Oh, that was crazy.
Snatched album. OK, how about let's see here?
How about the professor's laptop?
How about? Well, hey, wait, throw.
Maybe not that. Maybe no.
Hey, Core, how'd you get get back here?
No. No, give it to me.
Oh, Dang it. How about this chair?
Oh man, I just. Oh, that was right by the
recording device. Did you?
Did you hear that? Yeah, that was.
That was pretty bad. That was.
Pretty close. Or maybe, maybe we should.
Chill on the Andreas though, this is fun.
I'm having a wife today, Andre Curtis.
Rainman No. No.
No Corbett, Corbett, Corbett, Corbett.
Follow it right out the window. Did it?
It landed on the macho. Oh gosh.
Oh, he's mad. He's mad.
He's looking. He's looking, trying to figure
out where that came from. Everybody get down.
He's going to. Find out I don't want that
Machoke to see us and get pissed.
All right, All right, so. Close the curtains.
Nobody's here. When we get those curtains,
those are nice. OK, everyone, just chill.
Let's just lay low for a little bit.
I don't want to get in trouble. Put it back up.
He's dangerous. That's fine.
While while we're while we're hunker down here, Professor you
you said you had some Gengar males for.
Mysteries. Yeah, I did.
While we're hunker down here, I could go ahead and get that
taken. Here we go.
Yeah. Take them.
Take them from here. OK, So this one says Giraffe, a
rig from from from Professor me and I.
It's from you, Mr. Curtis. No, no, it says hello again,
Professor. My name is Professor me and I,
if you do not remember, I study the paradox and dualities of
Pokémon. I cannot find another example of
duality quite like Drafrig. It has toe brains.
One. I think it's supposed to be two
brains. Oh, OK.
I'm sorry. I was.
I was trying so hard not to have the sloppy mouth come out so.
You just put a word in front of Mr. Curtis and he'll read it.
I don't know, I feel like we did talk about draft break, having a
toes for brains. I just OK, I'm sorry.
It's not TOE. If you want me to read and
interpret without getting sloppy, you have no idea what
you're asking. I'm pretty sure the the virtual
students love a little bit of sloppy mouth, Mr. Curtis.
So I don't think it's, I don't think it's the end of the world.
Paul, for today, do you guys like the sloppy?
Just do you guys like the sloppy period?
The sloppy. That's right, it has two brains,
one in its head and one in its tail, and both exhibit distinct
personalities now able to evolve due to research from Paldea.
I can safely say that is definitely a scenario where
after time it develops better, better it it develops to better
live with its second-half. OK, OK, Gaining a significant
height increase with evolution seems to symbolize harmony
between the two parts. One last thing, it's name is
Palindrome, which is a palindrome, I'm sorry.
Which means it reads the same way, front to back and back to
front. Goodbye for now, me and I, proud
trainer of Totodiles and lover of bug types, thank you.
Lover of bug types. Thank you professional.
For a second there I forgot we were reading about Giraffe rig
and I was sitting here thinking I don't think Heracross is a
palindrome. I'm.
Like no, no I'd. Be wrong but I.
Don't think it is. Let me spell it backwards like S
No, Nope, that's not it. No, Yeah, that very, very
interesting. That's I guess that's a little
sneak preview from when we get to for Rigger F this is the
evolved form of giraffe rig. Oh yeah.
Which I'm sure is coming soon because I mean, we, we did talk
about giraffe rig, you know, so it's it's evolved form must be
in the chamber soon. Yeah.
And within like next. Next month.
Something. Maybe I feel like, you know,
professor me and I makes a statement here that says farafer
rig is that's that's the evolution, right?
For yes, for for giraffe rigs flipped around and you can quote
me on that. And I'm just going to, I'm just
going to pull a a picture up here on the Rotom laptop here.
There we go. It's FARIGIRAF OK.
You're right, Grandpa. And we're looking here.
Quick picture. OK, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Here, let me just take a quick sip of my my water real quick.
Oh, your water. Oh, nice, you're getting healthy
for now. That's really good.
I was actually. Yeah, I was.
I was worried about your drinking take.
Yeah, I was cut that mad sugars every day.
I mean, I know you're big, but I don't think your body can
process all that. It's it's watered down.
It's watered down syrup is what it is because so that's.
What you call water. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's right. Yeah.
We couldn't see it, but the water had quotation marks around
it when he said water. That's right.
Oh, OK. But here if you look at this
picture for you know we all know Drafferig, we talked about
Drafferig already in class 111, head coming out the back, one
head coming out the front. If we look at this picture for
Efrig, for Efrig like the the tail that was out the back is
now eating the one in the front. I don't know.
That doesn't really seem symbiotic to me because it's
like, because the one in the back is now eating the one in
the front. So like, it's like more like,
I'm gonna eat you, okay? But it's not, it's not.
It's just mouth is around it. It's not eating it.
It's like I'm I'm gonna air meet you.
That's right. It's third evolution.
It's just, it's just gonna be the the other head, the dark
head, the darker head. The tail head from the tail.
Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
Listen, we'll we'll talk more about for Rigoraf and.
Guys, we've got time instead. Of that's right.
That's true. Yeah.
So send us your questions on for Rigoraf and we'll try to answer
them. Yeah, before.
We do a free daily for graph session where we answer for
graph only questions. Thank you very much.
That's true. That's true.
Thank you, Professor, me and I. So do I award the extra credit
or do you do, do I still do the Gold Star?
You do the extra credit. Extra credit this is I mean, I
think it was just observations on giraffe rig.
I'm not sure. This isn't particularly an essay
or the different kind of right. So I I don't, I don't think
extra credit is warranted here. And plus, this is a professor,
not a student. Yeah.
So professors don't need extra credit?
Yeah. However, now you are still on
the hook for gold stars. Thank you.
Yeah, well, you know, I was kind
of on the fence 'cause it was a lot about Drafferig and Frigga
Raff, but then. But then Professor me and I put
down there at the end. Proud trainer of Toaddy Owls and
lover of bug types. And you know, you know, I have
to give a bug. I have to give bug type.
He's just gotta that's right, bug type lovers gotta have a
Gold Star. So thank you, professor me and I
not that you need it, but I'm sending a Gold Star your way
just because you're AAI love you because you love bugs.
Thank you very much. That's his motto.
I love it. Put that on AT shirt.
How far do you think Andreas could throw Corbin?
Hey, that's a good question. Agree that we weren't going to
be doing any more throwing. I remember saying that we're
done. Yeah.
I think pretty far through that that cabinet like, yeah, a long
distance like out the window. Though, Yeah, and like another
100 yards. You know what?
I don't really want to die today.
So I say we just put this this fella up.
OK, All right, well, that's, that's fine.
We can, we everybody can go back to their seats now.
I I think the Machoke is not out front.
They probably walked around back looking forever through that.
So come on, Andreas, if you, if you just want to stand in the
corner here though we may, we may need you for backup here in
a second. What?
Does that mean? Thank.
Thank you. Thank you, Andreas.
In case the machop comes up here or machoke or whatever it.
Was oh, right, right, right. That makes sense.
Right. OK.
All right, so should we go? Should we go on and read some
Pokedex entries here? You're the professor.
I don't know, man. I.
Kind of want to have a cookie party if you guys.
No, no, sorry. No, no cookies here today.
No, no. Yeah, advice #1 Mr. Curtis,
never ask Cory what's he, what he wants to do because it's,
it's not going to be beneficial. I just want to huff some
cookies. I don't see what's the problem.
You see, you can't. You can't have that.
That too much sugar? You'll want to talk Maple syrup.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
It's disgusting, it's tripping off your lips.
It's. All over my desk now too.
All right, so first thing up from the Joto region says this
powerful Pokémon thrusts its Prize Horn under its enemies.
Believe. I'm sorry.
Hold on. Let me try to take this again.
Take this again. From the top make a drop or said
don't cut any of. This Nope, this powerful Pokémon
thrusts this prize horn under its enemies bellies, then lifts
and throws them. Okay, all right, usually docile,
but if disturbed while sipping honey, it chases off the
intruder with its horn. That's.
Just like you, Mr. Curtis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Except up with SAP instead of honey.
I do. Yeah, I do.
I do. Is SAP and syrup right?
And you chase off people all the time that visit the school.
Yeah, and it's it's for you. It's not like a horn that's
attached to your head. It's like a trumpet that you
play it really loud at them. Yeah, this, this one over here.
Yeah, that one. Whoa, get let's let's hear some
tunes. No, let's not.
I really don't want to hear him try to.
OK. All right.
Please stop. Please.
Stop. No, no.
Andres took it and threw it out the.
Window. No, Andres, No thank.
You so much, please spare us. Wait, now the Machoke has it.
He's playing something. No, it's.
So good. I didn't think giant machoke
fingers could play a trumpet like that.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Let me just close the window here real quick.
Thank you, thank you. Can still hear it's a little bit
muffled we. Can still hear it.
We have a backup window. Yeah, yeah.
Close the backup window. Because he broke the first one.
We do have a backup because we break so many windows.
I'll close the Storm Shatter here real quick.
OK. All right, All right, back to
everybody. Everybody focus.
On log in we must be done with entries by now, right?
In this class for 45 minutes I'm pretty sure.
With this Herculean powers, it can easily throw around an
object that's 100 times its own weight.
Whoa, whoa. All right.
That's pretty crazy. Because so I don't know if you
have this information on you, Mr. Curtis, but a hair cross
weighs 119 pounds. Oh really?
I I would have not guessed a pound over 117.
So yeah, look at yeah, well, maybe, maybe Andreas is.
A little bit has been cutting a little bit, you know, looking
slick. It's cutting season, right?
Yeah. You could see if you look at you
know, their, their shells are are hard, so they don't really
change shape. If you look at the segment in
between here, you know, you can see, you know he's, he's cut a
little. Bit he's cut, very cut.
That's how I aspire to be. Yeah.
All right, this powerful. Pokémon thrust his Price Horn
under its enemy bellies and lifts and throws them.
And yeah, the second part of that, I mean, that's all the
same what we already talked about.
So OK, that's it with JoJo. Thank you, JoJo.
Thank. You, JoJo.
Hey, as always, thank you, JoJo. Thank you, JoJo.
All right. Going on into the Hoen region,
the hair across charges in a straight line at its foes, slips
beneath the foes glass grasp, and then scoops up and hurls the
opponent. With this mighty horn, the
Pokémon even has enough power to topple a massive tree.
I mean I would hope so. I mean considering can lift over
like 1000 lbs. Well, wait, how heavy are trees?
How big is it? It depends on the tree.
It depends on what you're. Looking at and it says, say a
massive tree. Massive trees can be pretty
heavy. That's still vague.
That that would be honestly super useful because there's a
lot of places around the JoJo region that like, I want to go.
Like I've been walking around a little bit.
Yeah. And there's just like trees in
there and I simply cannot pass through them.
Like I cannot get around these. Trees cannot walk around them.
You can cut around those trees. Through them, it seems like I
could walk through some tree is right, as long as they're not
like, right next to each other, right?
Yeah, but but if I get me a hair across, maybe if I get Andreas
to come with me. Yeah, he just like tree rocks.
The tree, yeah, I guess go wherever I want.
Well, not not not to melt silver.
That's dangerous, I've heard. He could probably push a big
boulder too. And yeah, you.
Think he has the strength for that?
Maybe. Yeah, I think so.
I think. I think he you teach a strength.
Yeah, for sure, and even smashing rocks would probably be
good too. Rock smash them, you could rock
slide them. You could rock climb them like
you can. Yeah, all the rocks.
And if he can't, then I think he could just fly over it.
I think he's got wings. Oh, that's true.
That's true. Eric Cross can do anything.
Oh, that's right. We didn't even touch on
Andreas's wings. Andreas, come back, come back
over here real quick. If you, if you could please, if
we could see a little bit of those wings.
Wow, it's like it's back, opens up like it's a robot.
That's really cool. Transformer Ching Ching Ching.
Ching, Ching. Yeah, so the two back panels
open up, some wings pop out, they go flying.
Thank you, Andreas. Yep, You can go back to the
corner now. Thank you very much.
Beautiful. Beautiful spread.
OK, so Harry Cross has sharp claws on its feet.
These are planted firmly into the ground or the bark of a
tree, giving the Pokémon a secure, solid footing to
forcefully fling away foes with its proud horn giving it a
secure, solid footing to forcefully fling away foes.
A lot of. S in there say that 10 times
fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly. Fling away foes.
Forcefully fling away foes. Solid footing to forcefully
fling away foes footing de phosphor forcefully fling away
foes footing de forcefully to. Forcefully fly away, fly away,
fly away. Try it anymore.
That's right. He's just making F noises.
That's right. OK, next, next entry.
They gather in forest, seeking the sweep SAP of trees.
It's completely clad and steel hard shell, and it's proud of
its horn, which it uses to fling foes.
There you go. Steel hard shell.
That's right, is a steel type in.
Bug. No.
No what? Type is it?
Well, it is the. This is a test.
I know what type it is. This is a test.
I mean, Curtis, I thought you would know.
He knows. He knows I.
Know what it is I know it's AI know I know what it is, but it's
it's a bug egg group is what I was looking for.
I was looking for the egg groups on my little CHEAT SHEET here.
No, it's it's a bug and fighting type is what it is.
OK, so hence the, you know, the the body slams.
No, no. OK, so I think that's going to
do it for our hone region entries.
Let's move on to the Sino region.
Yeah. A lot of entries here on on Hair
Cross. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lot to learn. OK, it gathers in force to
search for tree SAP, its favorite food.
It's strong enough to hurl foes. So we went from eating honey to
eating tree SAP. Which I mean, I love tree SAP,
but I just, I thought it was interesting because the JoJo
entries don't say anything about SAP.
They just say honey, but with power.
With powerful legs and claws, it generates enough power to hurl
foes over great distances. Yes, it loves sweet honey.
To keep all the honey to itself, it hurls rivals away with his
prized horn. I'm sorry, Professor, are you
having a, are you having a hard time over there?
I just hate the word. I just hate the word hurl.
Oh, OK, I see what you're. Saying it kind of grossed
yellow, but. Yeah, it's a little bit.
It's fair. I think I think that does it for
entries in the Sino reason. But wait, it did say it loves
sweet honey though, so it did go back to honey.
But like it did listen, the honey isn't enough to bring it
to the forest. The SAP, that's why it goes to
forest and then the honey is there, which it loves.
So it tree SAP is its favorite food, but honey it also loves
because it's sweet. Honey's that good?
Good. There you go.
Write that down. Everybody write that down.
I'm writing it down. Thank you.
I already wrote it down. It's written.
OK, Andreas, if you're, if you if you continue to be a good boy
in class today, I will let you have some of my SAP here before
we leave so. And maybe we'll let you throw
the desk the the the teaching desk up front.
Oh yeah, the big teaching desk. Yeah, that's a big desk too.
It's heavy. Wow, it's like made of mahogany
or something. Yeah, you really don't care
about that desk, huh, Professor? I mean, I could get it back, I'm
sure. Yeah, sure, I'm sure.
It will be inexplicably back in its place by the next lesson.
Sure. I'll, I'll definitely make I'll.
I don't know who do who do that, but who do?
That. I don't know who does that, but
it this would be me. He's been working so hard to
keep his sloppy mouth at Bay. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Take a pill. It'll.
Boo me I'll I always reset the classroom after class so.
That's very sweet. All right, anyway, it loves
sweet honey. To keep all of its honey to
itself, it hurls rivals away with it.
Try form. No matter how heavy its
opponents, it flings them far away with this prized horn.
Thank you, Nova. That yeah, that was that was the
you Nova region entries. Thank you, Nova.
Thank you so much. Yeah, it's weird.
There was, there was one new entry there from you, Nova.
The other one I think was, was in the center region.
But the no matter how heavy its opponents, it flings them far
away with its prized horn. Hey, it's good to have a
refresher. I did.
I did just say that. But thank you for saying it
again, Professor. Oh.
Well, I know, I know you said, I know you said it, but I was just
saying detailing which one was the new one.
Right, right. Right.
Of course, Professor. I'm sorry.
I didn't point that out. I'm sorry.
No, it's would you like? To say it again.
I mean, so now we've heard both of them twice.
OK, so this is interesting. No matter how heavy its
opponents, it flings them far away with its prize form.
OK. I want to draw special emphasis
on there, no matter how custody. We did get one previously that
said its limit is. Well, I guess it doesn't.
Let's say so it says It can easily throw around an object
that is 100 times its own. OK, but what about the Indian
elephant do you think? It could.
There is no upper limit. We don't talk about the Indian
elephant. We talk about the Indian
elephant. We don't have we don't have
enough research on the Indian elephant to get a lot of good
info. All we know is that Raichu can
kill it with its lightning. Yes, right, right.
Right. I don't think there's anything
new in the Callos region. There normally isn't.
No, Callos kind of repeats everything else, but that's
fine, Alola says. Of course Alola is got to be
like, hey, these guys, our our hair crosses are so much cooler
than everybody else's hair crosses.
Proud of it's thick horn. And you know Lola, it's biggest
rival is Vika Volt, which it's always fighting with in Alola.
The hair crosses are always fighting, and they're always
fighting Vega Vault. That's how we're cool.
Our hair crosses. OK, well, let's give Alola
credit words here. They didn't say that.
It's just they're saying like hey, here in Alola they fight
with the Vega Vault, which aren't found in many other
regions. I suppose that's true.
That's true. It roams through force,
searching for sweet nectar. Although it boasts fantastic
physical strength, it's not that good at flying so wow are there
any comments on that it? Is £119, so that's not super
surprising. It's honestly it's surprising
that it can get any lift at all. So OK, it's not good at flying,
right? So what are the wings really
for? Why is it you use them?
It's a good question. Like, I mean, I guess maybe it
can like add like a little bit of a dash to it so they can move
around. Yeah, I mean, it can fly.
It's just not, you're not going to be seeing it like at, you
know, Piggioto, you know, Mach 3 levels, you know what I'm
saying? I guess maybe to get up to trees
that have. Yeah, get up in the trees.
Suck on that SAP. Yeah, everybody knows the best
SAP is at the top of the tree. Hashtag wings for sucking.
Wings for sucking. That's right, that's right.
Wings. Wings for SAP sucking these.
Wings. These wings, hey, these guys,
they're for SAP Suck. And they suck.
SAP Boom T-shirt. Put that on.
At your bottom dollar. These wings are for SAP sucking.
All right. So moving on to the Galore
region, Hair Cross loves sweet SAP and will go looking through
forest for it. The Pokémon uses its two antenna
to pick up scents as it searches.
Oh, interesting. OK, so the antenna.
Antennae. Antennae What's?
Plural of antennae. Antennae.
Antennae.
Yeah, I agree. I agree with Corbin.
It's antennas. Antennas.
So it's antennas is for smelling, Yeah, these wings for
SAP, these antennas for smelling.
That's right, Hair Cross is a is a very interesting Pokémon.
That's why we have Andreas here today to demonstrate.
That's the that's the blurb on the front of this lesson.
That's right. That's to get all the students
in and listen. Yeah, that should be the cold
open before we start the lesson today.
Yeah. So, Portia, if you can just take
that audio, Mr. Curtis saying what?
What was a hair cross? Very interesting.
Throw that at the beginning of a lesson.
Yeah, yeah. Hair Cross come in droves.
Oh yeah, guaranteed. Bring people in.
I have, I have my hand raised. Can I ask you a question?
Oh, I'm sorry. Yes, go ahead, professor.
So do you and Andreas ever have like, you know, meetups where
you like bring, bring the best SAP that you found because you
you guys both are into SAP? I know I love this SAP.
We we do at times when we get together, you know, I usually
bring them a a little home grown SAP concoction.
You know, it's kind of like, it's kind of like, you know,
when you grow, when, when, when you go to visit a friend and you
like bring him like a bottle of, of, of, you know, of, of Moo moo
milk or something like that. Except, except for when I do it,
I bring the, I bring him, of course, a, a bottle of SAP.
And then when he comes to visit me, we return, he returns a
favor. It's like a party gift.
You know, it brings me some some juicy SAP, you know, do.
You do you, OK? Honest, Honest rating on ASAP
that Andreas brings you. What do you think?
What's the truth? How's it rate against your SAP?
Tell us. Andreas Yeah.
Can you, can you just like turn around over there?
I mean, honestly, just that by itself is enough to tell me
that's not good. Yeah, I mean, it's it's OK.
I mean, Andreas is just kind of like he's not very selective
with ASAP, you know, he's just like, let me take a little from
this tree. Let me take a little from this
tree. I'm gonna mix it all up in this
jug and then and and you know, their SAP, their SAP suckers.
So like he has to like suck it in his mouth and spit it back
out into the bottle, you know, so like you can smell a little
bit there with this. Very CrossFit in there.
That's right, which ads ads, but it's it's always like this
blend, right, Whereas when I go to tap my SAP, it's all, you
know, pure. Can that from?
Absolutely. Hashtag tap my SAP.
See that? Tap my Tap my SAP.
I put it I all I'm saying is I just picked the choices trees,
the purest, you know, grown in the in the center of the glade,
you know, type type stuff. I don't, but I'll take your look
for it. And I mean, you can try some if
you want. I've got some here.
What's the next Pokedex entry? OK, all right, all right.
I'm sorry. This Pokémon takes pride in its
strength, which allows it to lift things 100 times heavier
than itself with no trouble at all.
Gazzers and forced to we already.
Read those. OK, yeah, those are OK actually,
this one down here, this really old one here that I'm pulling
out of the drawer. Here located the Hisui in
Pokedex entry. It's it's on a dusty scroll
here, but it is from Hisui, so I am I'm going to blow.
Off the dust real quick. Yeah, yeah.
That one's really. Dusty It says this Pokémon has
an unparalleled horn. Hair across itself demonstrates
tremendous power. It's capable of throwing several
people trained in the traditional arts of war at once.
Yeah, that's, that's really weird because like, cause a, an
art of war to me doesn't, it's not like a martial art.
It's not like, you know, they're really good at judo or karate or
something. It's that they it's that they
know like war tactics and strategies, right?
It almost seems like the hair cross is bullying them by by
throwing them. They're not fighters.
They're they're they're strategists.
They're strategists. Strategists.
That's right. OK.
So that's, that's good. That's for the history.
We're going to roll that back up.
We'll put that back in the drawer.
Thank you. Yeah, put.
It back in the really dusty drawer.
And then I think there is there anything really here from
Paldea? I don't.
I'll read this first one. It loves sweet nectar.
To keep all the nectar to itself, it hurls away rivals
away with its prized horn. So, I mean, I guess that's
pretty stuff we already know, but pretty.
Stuff very pretty. Stuff it's pretty we already
know so all right so that I. Would rate this as pretty we
already know. For sure.
So that's all of the regular Pokedex entries for regular.
One more regional Pokedex entry. Sorry not to not not to step on
your toes. Wow.
Wow, I'm so sorry, professor. I'm so sorry.
We have something from the lentil region, the.
Ohh Professor Strumpoli. No, no, no, no, no.
Professor Neroli is not tied to a region.
This is Professor Mirror in the. In the lentil region, yes.
OK, now sure. Now Rigatoni does get his hand
on this ball, so we'll we'll hear from him in a little.
Bit oh thank God. Thank God.
So yes, from Professor Mirror Mirror, that's right.
And over in the Lentil region, says hair costs are incredibly
powerful, strong enough to toss even large foes as if they weigh
nothing at all. But they're usually rather
gentle, often sharing SAP with other Pokémon.
Wait. I don't know about that.
This is a Pokémon. Oh.
The truth, revealed Mr. Curtis. I just think that doesn't it say
that it like throws away people that try to drink its SAP so
like. I mean if it's not actively
sharing it with them. I guess.
If they like them.
Yeah, I guess a rule of thumb. All right.
Yeah. All right, So that's good.
Thank you. Thank you, Professor Mirror.
Appreciate that. Excellent work, Mr. Mirror.
Yes, BB. Good, good.
And then I also while I was doing that, I found this this
other entry we do, we do have one from Professor Stromboli
here. Thank you, Professor Stromboli.
Professor Neroli. Right Tortellini.
That's right, Hair Cross loves sweet SAP and will scour whole
forest for it. When the search is particularly
hard, Hair Cross grows exhausted and may even end up nodding off
while licking the SAP it finds. I know.
We've all been there. I know we've all been there.
Just falling asleep as I'm slurping down SAP.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's what we call them.
Old midlit Curtis. Midlit Curtis.
That's right. Midlit Curtis.
OK, so I think we could do some unique Pokedex entries too,
yeah? I'd like that.
A great idea, yeah, as well. That's good.
Sure. While we're here.
All right, this one is from Ashes Pokedex.
Hair Cross is the single horn Pokémon.
Though gentle and docile hair crosses hold on, Hair Cross
possesses great strength and power.
Their favorite food is the fresh SAP of leafy trees.
Leafy trees, leafy trees. Very good, very good.
OK, the next one here is from Go's Rotom phone, Hair Cross,
the single horn Pokémon. A bug and fighting type, Hair
Cross takes pride in its horn, which it usually uses to scoop
up and throw its opponent. It is very strong.
I think that's I think that's it
for the unique Pokedex entries. I hate to be that guy.
Hates.
There's no Mr. Curtis. We, I I would hate to do this,
but we got to read all the Pokedex entries.
There is one more. There is one more.
For my buddy it's it's from Dawn, it's from Don's Pokedex.
I got I think I think Don has the most pokedex entries like
right next to Ash. Like besides Ash, I think she's
for sure she is definitely a second.
Yeah, she gets it done. She knows what she's doing.
Very talented. OK, so hair across the single
horn Pokémon. Using the sharp claws on its
feet, it generates enough power to throw its opponents with an
amazing force. So there you go sharp claws on
his feet. You know, and that's a good
point. Let let me re highlight that
because I did read over that pretty quickly.
Yeah, please do. Using the sharp claws on its
feet, it generates enough power to throw its opponent with
amazing force. Any reason in particular you
wanted to re highlight that or? I just, I just wanted to give
some emphasis on the, on that because, you know, anyway, any
excuse. To read Gon's entries again.
Sorry. Hey.
Hey, Corbin. What?
Tap SAP. What?
Excuse me? Tap SAP, you heard?
Me. Yeah.
Tap SAP. Tap SAP.
I don't hear you. No one.
Talk to me like that, you know tap SAP you how I.
Want don't, yeah, don't talk to the professor that way.
Fine. OK, so now that we're done
reading all the pocketed X entries for normal hair, normal.
Pathetic hair. Normal.
Hair across. Rash hair across.
You thought we were done. You thought we were done?
Hair Cross here has a mega evolution.
What you. Don't.
Say, all right, so there's only two entries for the Mega
Evolution. That's underwhelming.
And they're boring. Apparently he's yawning.
I'm so sorry. Are you not entertained, Mr.
Curtis? I'm I'm totally entertained.
I'm totally entertained. I'm so sorry.
I just need to I need a quick sip of SAP here hold.
On Oh God, so much SAP God. Sappy, so sappy.
All this talking about Sapp has got me all sapped up.
Hashtag all sapped. Up It can grip things with its
two horns and lift 500 times its own body weight.
Oh my God, that's so. That's so much.
That's wild. And so much.
That's so much. That's insane.
A tremendous influx of energy builds it up, but when Mega
Evolution ends, Hair Cross is bothered by terrible soreness in
its muscles. But yeah, so it all mega
evolutions must end, as we say in the business.
And when it does, Hair Gross is sore.
Just a little sore after lifting £69,000.
OK, OK, I have. I was not listening to the to
that last entry because I was doing a little bit of
researching on my own. The heaviest Pokémon, if this
research is correct, is 2200 lbs.
Is that waylord? No, that's Celestila, which is
that's that's more of a of a of a what are they called?
I don't know. Something Beasts.
Ultra Beasts. I have that Ultra Beast.
Yeah, it's an Ultra beast. It's not.
So it's not exactly. 2000 lbs. Yeah, 2200 lbs.
So I mean without breaking a sweat, right?
Hair cross, Mega hair cross could lift this.
It can lift any Pokémon, that is absolutely.
True even, well, even normal hair cross could.
Lift I mean to be fair that is true.
I mean cuz it can easily lift any Pokémon 100 times it's own
body weight which is. It's £11,900, yeah, yeah,
because hair cross is £119 * 100.
Yeah, 12,000. Yeah, normal 12,000 Mega 69,000.
Geez. Yeah, I'm looking at this list
of like Pokémon, like by weight, and there's some interesting
stuff in here, but we should probably keep going.
OK. All right, OK, so that that does
it for all of our Pokedex entries today.
So you know what time that means.
No. That's time for.
It's time for. It's time for it is time for
it's. Not Andreas to throw the desk.
Go Andreas to do it. Wait, what?
Oh, not through the wall. Oh God, we're going to have to
fix the wall now. Too.
No. Oh Dang it.
Oh geez. Oh geez.
Wait, is that the Wait? Hold on.
The Machoke's still playing that trumpet.
Yeah, that's beautiful. That's beautiful.
Close the backup window. Miss Curtis.
Well, he threw it to the wall. Saw what the backup backup
window's gonna do here. Curtis, can you close the backup
wall? Close.
OK, hold on. Yeah, let me just.
Slide this one. This one's a lot louder when you
close it. It's a real loud chunking noise.
Yeah, yeah. Hey, good.
Jeez. OK.
I'm surprised we could afford all these new features.
Yeah, I mean, they're really impressed with our virtual
format. We're bringing a lot of new
students to the school, so they're making sure we got what
we need. That's right.
I don't think we're ever gonna leave Joe to the GCLC.
VOT SCLC. I like it here.
But anyway, yeah, OK, no, OK, but it is, it is actually it is
time for pop quiz time. We want a pop.
Quiz really? Oh I hate pop quizzes.
It's a pop quiz. OK, All right.
Well, actually, we're not doing a pop quiz today.
I've. Been Dan Dusseld.
But but it is it is the IT is the time of the episode when we
would normally do the the quiz slash.
Lesson it's nice it. Is the time of the IT is the
time of the normal lesson where it's oh, OK, hold on the third
time. Get this one.
Clean, clean. At the.
Top. At the top.
Make a drop. Hello there, class.
No, I'm just it's the normal time of the lesson where we do
the pop quiz, but we're not doing a pop quiz today.
We're doing the other assignment, the the cool one,
your favorite one, as you may say, Corbin.
And that is, of course, it is the debate.
Oh, that's your favorite? No, I would not say it's my
favorite poem is my. Favorite.
So the debate for today. Let me give the oh wait, hold
on, do I? Are you asking me, Mr. Curtis,
what's going on? Hold on.
No. No, no, no this debate.
No, no, no. I got it.
I don't need it.
All right, I'm going to give you
the topic and Corbin can choose whether or not he wants to
defend it, and he'll go 2nd and then the professor can go first.
OK, OK, that works for me. That works OK, cool.
I can defend. Anything that's right, I'm ready
for the professor. The the the topic I want you all
to debate today is the reason that Heracross is so effective
at tossing its enemy is because of its strength or it's horn.
OK, so so Corbin, you get to choose.
Do you wanna do the the the reason why it's so effective at
toxic in enemies is strength or is its horn which one you wanna
do? I think I'm going to go with
strength. OK.
All right. So professor, you will do Horn
and you will go 1st and then Corbin will give it.
You'll give your opening statement and then Corbin will
give his opening statement and his response to your beginning
statement. And then you'll go and respond
to his opening statement and then give your closing
statement. And then Corbin will give his
closing statement. All right, not confusing at all.
I love it. That's right.
Are you making fun of the? Are you making fun of Mr.
Curtis? I am a little bit hey.
Tap SAP buddy. Hey.
Tap SAP. I'll tap your SAP.
Go ahead, try. I'm going to let you.
Guys, step away here and work on your debate prowess and just,
you know, everybody put your pencil on your desk when you're
done and ready to to proceed with the debate.
Thank you very much. All right, so I see both of you
guys have put your pencils down on the desk.
Thank you. Thank you.
Alexa, I was just taking a little break.
I'm going to go back into it. Hold.
On yeah, same. I was trying to stretch.
OK, all right, all right, everybody go go back to your
your corners, then. Go ahead, professor.
We're not going to rush you at all.
OK, now I'm done. Now I'm done.
OK, OK, good. All right, great.
Great. Thank you, professor.
OK, so just to recap rubric
here, number one must include information we learned in Class
1 #2 must demonstrate in the understand the oh gosh,
demonstrate an understanding of the Pokémon's unique abilities
and attributes #3 must build an argument around proven facts
about the topic. Pokémon 4 must respond to at
least one of the opponent's arguments with a legitimate
counter argument. Yeah.
OK professor, you're going to go first.
Give your opening statement. Just your opening statement.
That's it. Wouldn't have it any other way.
Then Corbin he'll go give his opening statement and response
and then professor will get a chance to respond and give his
closing statement and then Corbin will be able to give his
closing statement and no response to the professor.
Just a closing statement all. Right, Professor.
So I'm going to start off by saying I think we all know that
Hair Crosses Horn is the star of the show.
It's heavily featured in the majority of the Pokedex entries
in which it is stated to be the prized treasure of Heracross.
These entries also give a good description of how the horn is
used to throw things and I quote this powerful Pokémon thrusts
it's prized horned under under its enemies bellies and lifts
and then lifts and throws them. This indicates that due to the
unique shape of the horn, Heracross is able to get the
angle it needs to hurl objects with ease.
I rest my. OK.
All right, all right. So Corbin, you have the chance
to give your opening statement and then all right, respond to
Jacob's commentation there. Professor Jacob, let's see.
OK. I'm sorry, Professor Jacob.
I'm so sorry. Professor, please.
Excuse me, Professor. Okay, go ahead, Corbin.
Okay, here we go. Hello everybody.
It is great to be here hosting today's debate.
He's the host. Yes, shut up.
First of all, want to thank everybody for being here and
remind everybody that I am again arguing the reason that Hair
Cross is so effective at tossing its enemies is its strength, not
its horn. And actually, one of the first
entries in Joto, it states that it can easily throw objects 100
times its own weight due to its herculean powers.
It makes no mention of the horn there whatsoever.
Also, I believe in the Hoen region, it also talks about the
strength of its feet. It says that Hair Cross has
sharp claws on its feet. These are planted firmly into
the ground or the bark of a tree, giving the Pokémon a
secure and solid footing to forcefully fling away foes with
its proud horn. So again, that's kind of
reinforcing the fact that if it didn't have the strength in its
body, it wouldn't be able to throw it at all, regardless of
the horn. And then again, even in Sino it
says with powerful legs and claws it generates enough power
to hurl foes over a great distance.
So again, the horn is not really useful if there's no strength to
back it up. And and that's my argument
there. OK.
Thank you. Thank you.
All right now, Professor, if you'd like to respond and then
give your closing statement. I would love to respond because
what Corbin has said is ridiculous.
Hey, whoa, those are fighting. Words.
First of all, whoa. I believe his main point is that
the horn is useless without strength, and this is incorrect
because of how a hair cross evolved.
This horn is specifically designed to throw things.
Even without strength, the length and shape of the horn
would allow hair cross to toss things much stronger opponents
couldn't. So you know it, it needs the
shape of the horn. It facilitates throwing even
without strength. And then also, you know, there
are Corbin is right, there are entries, and I'll quote an entry
here. With Herculean powers, it can
easily throw or throw around an object 100 times its own weight,
and entries like this have no mention of the horn.
However, I do want to point out that these entries also lack a
description of Hair Cross actually throws Pokémon.
The only descriptions of throwing come from the entries
that discuss a Hair Cross's horns.
Therefore, we should assume that any throwing is done by scooping
up Pokémon with its horn. Corbin also mentioned that the
claws, Hair Cross's claws are a factor of its strength.
And I don't think that that's true.
I think that the claws themselves, much like the horn,
are specifically designed in such a way that facilitates
throwing it like, you know, it can dig into the ground easier.
So I don't think we should take the claws as a reason for its I
don't think we should equate claws to strength.
I think that just, I think much like strength, it's just
something that facilitates the actual throwing.
So I'll move on to my closing statement here.
I think that I've made my point clear about how Heracross relies
on its horn to throw Pokémon great distances.
So I think I'd like to take this time to reach my hand across the
aisle and shake my opponent's hand.
Here we go, Corman. Shake.
Shake What? Shaking.
Why is your hand so wet? Sorry.
Oh, you're covered in cuts and scrapes and bruises too.
About that what? Happened are you?
Why are you all beat up? Listen, listen, listen.
This bug catching contest has been taking quite a toll on me.
It's been rough. OK, all right, whatever.
It is true that hair Cross's strength is an important facet
of its ability to throw things. However, its strength is only
complementary to the natural process of evolution that has
allowed Hair Across to develop a horn that was specifically
designed for throwing. I rest my case.
Bravi, Bravi. Simo.
Thank you. We don't have to we.
Don't have to worry about a closing statement.
I think we know. Wait, what?
I think we know how it all shakes out.
OK, so let's go ahead and wait, wait, wait.
Breakdown this rubric here. Hold on.
Wait.
No, Corbin still has a closing statement.
Wait, no, he actually does have a closing statement.
Yeah, no, I actually have one. Come on.
Can't do Corbin. Sorry, Corbin.
Go ahead. Go ahead, Corbin.
I mean, I guess you could say your closing statement is fun.
OK, fine. All right, I'll keep this as
short as possible. I think Jacob makes a very
compelling argument. Honestly, I, I, it's
understandable if you give it to him, he makes some great points.
However, I just want to recap that Jacob said that the clause
are are are are, you know, not a factor of strength.
However, I do think you need strong claws in order to stay
planted firmly, which results in being able to have the strength
to throw said object or enemy. So I do think they go hand in
hand. So just want to say that real
quick. And yeah, he makes a good
argument. So understand if you want to
give it to him. OK, All right.
Didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't give, didn't put too much in
that, that, that closing, that closing.
But OK, all right, all right, Well, neither of you actually I,
you know, I will say. Ouch, yeah.
Pretty well. Professor, your closing
statement, it consisted of basically you saying, I think I
made my point. Let me walk over here and shake
Corbins hand. That's true.
That's not true.
That's not true at. All and then Corbins closing
statement was. Replay the tape.
Closing statement was, yeah,
Jacobs is pretty good. I, I, I may, you know, if that's
if you give it to him, that's understandable.
I'm just being honest. I'm just saying.
I mean, I should still get it, but he makes a compelling
argument. All right, so including
information we learned in class, I think that both of you did a
pretty good job of doing that. You quoted some introduce from
the Pokedex reference that so that was pretty good.
I'm not gonna, not gonna knock. Points away.
Not going to take any points away on that.
That one's fine. Good.
Demonstrated an understanding of the Pokémon's unique abilities
and attributes. Jacob did really good on this,
highlighting the uniqueness of the shape of the horn.
I don't know too much. I mean, Corbin said hair cross
was really strong, right? But there's a lot of strong
Pokémon out there, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah. We we threw a we threw a cabinet
at 1:00 today. Yeah.
I'm a little hesitant to give Corbin full credit on that one
because I didn't really feel like there was a lot of you, you
know, giving me unique hair across attributes about the
strength, but also strength is kind of, there's not really too
much to say uniqueness wise. With the strength.
You know, kind of. Screwed me from the beginning.
I know, I know that was, I think that's also kind of a a
difficult threshold for you to cross there.
So. To hair across there got.
Him, yeah. Guys, stop laughing.
You're laughing so hard. It's it's overloading the
recording device like the listeners can't hear it.
That's right. OK.
And then must build your argument about improving facts
of the topic Pokémon. I think you guys did well with
that too. So no points lost there either
one. And then finally must respond to
at least one of the opponents argument with the Jake Katama
argument. What did?
He say, what was that English? Must respond to at least one of
the opponent's argument with legitimate counter argument.
He was. Suffering from the sloppy again?
I was, I was, and you both. You both counter argued, you
know, Corbin's point about, you know, the horn's not very useful
if you don't have any strength to lift things with, which I
could kind of guess. But then also, you know, Jacob
kind of argued that point by saying, you know, the the shape
of the horn allows him to throw things even if he wasn't strong
or better than much stronger Pokémon.
So I, I got to get the point that you guys are putting in
there. So I'll tell you what I think
both of you will get full credit on today's awesome.
So thank you so much. Fair and equitable?
I think a fair and equitable allocation.
Is that an Efony? Is that an Efony?
You know Portia Efony. It sounds like one of.
Me Portia play the Efony. Beautiful work.
Beautiful. Work.
I love it. But of course, I don't decide
who won the debate. That's for you to decide,
students at home. That's right.
So please tune in, put some comments in the description
below, respond to the poll, figure out who was the best
debater today. All right, so that's gonna do it
for the main lesson part of the lesson today.
Thank you both for being in class today.
Thank you, Andreas. You've been a a great asset to
this class and and a beautiful person.
I'd I'd love to have Andreas here every time.
What do you guys think? Can we have Andreas here?
Can we please? Well, no, Andreas has to.
Andreas has a job. They have to do it.
They've been very, he's been very nice to come in and and
take time of his schedule, but he's got, he's got substitute
botany that he needs to do. Oh, right, Sir.
Yeah. That's true.
And do you think he's only you think he's only at the GCLC,
BOTSCLC now he's at schools across, across.
Joe, dude, he's busy, boys. That's.
True, that's true. OK, you could you're you're free
to go. Andreas.
Thank you so much, Andreas. Bye.
Thanks for your help. I'll miss you, Andreas.
So before we go real quick, Professor Jacob, could you tell
the class about something great that they could experience if
they checked out our Patreon? Sure do we wanna do we wanna
like quick tell them what what, what Pokémon we're gonna be
learning about next time. Or I'm gonna go on a limb and
assume sneezel. Yeah, we're learning about
Sneezel. OK, Patreon.
All right, listen, we got we got Nuzlocks on there.
We got we got doodles on there. Hey, we.
Outtakes. We got bloopers and outtakes of
of these lessons. Listen, we don't get them right
the first time, every time. I know, shocker.
Most of the time when I'm leading them.
We got Q&A's. Listen, it's and it's, there's a
lot of content on there and I believe it's some of our best
work, which is good because, you know, we're asking people to pay
for it. So, right.
So yeah, we're we're pretty proud of the stuff that we put
on there. OK, good, good.
And Corbin, if you want to go ahead and and tell the rest of
your students what they could find on the YouTube page.
Yeah, so on the YouTube channel you can find the Nuzlok videos 2
weeks later, then you can get them on Patreon.
You can also see funny clips on the shorts tab from some of
those nose locks. You can get a little taste of it
to decide if you want to watch the full episodes.
And also, we've been streaming every single Sunday at 7:00 PM
Eastern Time. Eastern Joto.
Right, Eastern Joto time. We've been streaming every
Sunday night at 7, and recently we have been playing through
Pokémon Stadium. We've been doing a rental
randomizer, so all the Pokémon we choose for Pokémon Stadium
when we go through the gyms are completely random.
It's a lot of fun. People have been coming out
having a good time with us, so please check it out on Sundays
at 7:00 PM Eastern Johto time. Perfect.
OK, great. Well, and here is where I was
going to say next week will be our final installment of the Bug
Stravaganza and Sneezel, which means of course our our last
Pokémon of budget extravaganza and Sneezel will of course be
Sneezel. So I hope you all can tune in
for that and we can see the results of the bug catching
competition. I'm so excited.
I caught mine like weeks ago. Well.
Good for you. I'm so excited to see the the
the Pokémon that Professor Jacob and Corbin have brought to the
competition to the table. We're going to rate them.
We're going to look them up and down, flip them over, you know,
snip. Them, lick them, we may tickle
them, who knows? Evaluate, evaluate their color
density, all that good stuff, right?
I'm so I'm so ready. I'm not, but that's going to do
it for this time. Thank you all for tuning in and
watching the lesson today and we'll see you next lesson.
Bye, bye now. Class is dismissed.
There's the line.
That's. That's the phrase.