Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much, everybody,
for attending this lecture on Pokémon biology.
This is a little bit of a weird one.
I know we normally, like, record these lessons in the morning
and, well, it's a it's a little bit different now.
And now it's. Yeah, yeah.
So it's it's night time right now.
I've got. The table set up, Professor.
It's right over here. Sorry, what was that?
I got the table set up. It's over here.
No, I ask you to set up a table. Why do we need a table?
Why? We were just go ahead,
professor. I'm sorry.
Just just let me continue what I'm doing.
Go. Ahead.
OK, Well, the next thing I was going to say is joining me here
tonight is my wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, you were making a table.
You were. Wow, you you were like, you
whittled that table out of a solid log.
I can see the scraps everywhere. Yeah.
Yeah, it's a. It's not very big.
It is a whittle table I would say.
No, I'm honestly a professional. Widdled it's, widdled it.
Oh. Oh like OK, gotcha with a
whittle, got it. Yeah, it's, it's, it's big
enough to hold all of you. Oh.
Oh, Corbin. What?
So tell me more about this table, Curtis.
Well, well as as you can see, you know, while they're doing
all the work on the AC for the building, they they've been
doing some renovations and some furniture got moved around.
I noticed when I got in in in the classroom today your your
desk was missing hence hence the table I've whittled for you here
and you're. Right I your table is missing.
And and and the white and the white.
So many papers in there. I know, I know.
I need that grades were. Hey, it gets thing on.
Don't worry professor, I'll get it back for you.
I'm sure they just put it in storage while they're renovating
and stuff, so don't worry. But in the meantime, please use
this little table that I have here for you.
Thank you if you could make it. Again, yeah, I know it's not
very big A. Bit of a big table for me.
That'd be great. I mean, it's, it's pretty big,
but I'll I'll work on it for you, professor.
But here, here's the white board for to use.
It's portable. It's on wheels.
Wow, that. I mean, there's no way.
I mean, I couldn't see that coming in handy.
Like ever today, I mean, cuz you like to you know, you know,
write all the entries up on the board and stuff like you
normally do. Right.
Yeah, well, but I have the the the the whiteboard that's here.
I know it's curved weird because the class is spherical, but.
But the blackboard goes with the night vibe of the class, you
know what I'm saying? Where's the blackboard?
Who has the blackboard? Well, I originally had a
blackboard, but I took it away and I brought back a whiteboard
because you said you only liked. Whiteboards.
True. True.
Also joining us in the classroom today is our young trainer and
training, Corbin. Corbin, how are you doing?
How are you tonight? I'm I'm doing all right.
I'm good. I'm a little tired, I'm not
going to lie. Is it?
Past your bedtime. No, I stay up later than this
all the time, OK. Do you?
Debatable, but OK. I mean, it's like not a big
deal. So yeah, I mean, I'm looking
forward to class. I think it'll be interesting to
kind of do things at night. Can you remind me why we're
doing this tonight? Again, I will, but before I do,
I have a Gengar male here that I would like to read.
It comes to us for real. Yes I do I do.
I know. Crazy crazy happenstance.
This Gengar male comes to us from a student named Becker.
Becker. Yes, Becker says.
Hello Professor Jacobs and the others.
What? Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's not very polite. Yeah, that's that's come on.
My name is Professor Jacob, not Jacobs.
So. Right.
Come on. That was rude.
Hello, Professor Jacobs and the others.
I do not want to misspell your names, so I won't try.
My name is Becker and I live in the Gala region.
I am a teen and my Pokémon professor, Professor Magnolia,
recommended your class and so me, my younger brother Coco, and
my partner Score Bunny started listening a few months ago.
Hey, all right, recommendation from Professor Magnolia.
I hear she's a she's a prolific professor.
Oh, she's one of the good ones. I know, I know.
I'm kind of surprised, you know, last time and me and Professor
Magnolia talked, it didn't end well, but.
Go on. I mean explain.
I mean, I just didn't care for her to take.
Don't finish a sentence. Oh, sorry.
Well, she's just, you know, she's all just like dynamics
this, dynamics that. And I'm like, maybe you don't
always need to make Pokémon so big.
Maybe you just need to crossbreed them with spinner rag
and then they're bad. So, well, I could see why she
wouldn't like you though. She didn't like my take on the
matter, though. And then she said, how did you
get in my house? That's true.
And I was like, I'm just here
because your assistant's holding this quarter's meeting of the
Interregional assistants to professionalism meeting.
And so that's why I'm here. But you know, evidently I'm not,
I'm not welcome. So I guess I'll just go, you
know, go back home to my professor as a teaching
assistant because that's what I am.
Wow. Yeah, and yet she still
recommended the class. Amazing.
That's right, she may. She may not know exactly that
I'm associated. With pour one out for Magnolia
y'all. She's still alive, right?
Wait, She's. Wait.
She's still alive, right? Yeah, I think so.
I thought you just pour one out for people you like.
Oh, do you? I don't know.
I don't know what the kids are doing these days, Becker's
Gengar male goes on to say. I love you and your friends
shenanigans. Score Money even jumped on on
excitedly after I told him we were going to listen to one of
your podcasts. I mean, it's not, it's not a
podcast. Oh.
Man, it's a whole lesson. Series.
It is a lesson series. I don't even know what a podcast
is. And you did.
And you did pay for it. I mean so like, you know.
Yeah, it's already taken out of your bank account, so.
Becker says. I also think Ampros is a really
cool Pokémon. It can mega evolve and has a
nice white fluffy mane. I can't wait to hear all about
it. Well, I did we receive this
before we did our our ampers less than that?
Who knows? Who knows?
Only the. World it's it's entirely
possible. It's impossible.
I can't wait to hear all about it.
Only 544 episodes until Decisui. The countdown is totally on.
Wait, I thought we were doing Decisui today.
Are we not doing Decisui today? It's.
Today, that's what you told me. I'm supposed to say that
Decisui, I told you. Not everything for decisui well.
I thought this was. I thought this was.
Yeah, that's what you. Told me.
Is that why you got me the table, Mr. Curtis?
Well, no, I got you the table because the room's getting
renovated, but like, but you know, I, I, I mean, you need a,
you need a table for class because today's class is Decidui
I. Mean right, That's OK, that
makes sense. I'm following.
See so see Corbin's. Fine, first of all, so.
It's tonight like this. Let's all use the correct
terminology here. It's not today anymore.
This evening. This evening.
This evening, evening, evening, but.
No, we're not learning about Decidui today.
Oh. Becker says has a little bit
more here. They say my score Bunny is
closely watching me write this message, so I should probably
stop before he gets too excited. Bug types are amazing.
Sign Becker. There, no, that's the Gold Star,
the cheap Gold Star that you really cheap Gold Star.
Great, great, great job, Becker. There is so.
Becker did also include a poem here on Amphoros.
Corbin. Here.
There you go. Here.
Take it. Corbin.
Come on.
Take it. I Corbin.
Take it, Take it. Come on, Corbin.
Jump higher, jump higher, Corbin.
No, I mean, I can't stop teasing.
You can read it, Professor. You want me to read it,
Professor? No.
Here you go. All right, All right here.
Professor. Thank you.
So much.
Here we go. Here we go.
In the world of Pokémon, bright and bold lives.
A creature with a heart of gold. Amphoros, radiant with electric
might, guiding lost ships through stormy night with a
beacon atop its head so grand it illuminates seas and shores of
sand. A friend to sailors in the
darkest hour. A gentle guardian.
A lightning tower, its woolly coat a sight to behold.
Soft and warm, protecting from the cold and battle, it dazzles
with thunderous roars. A champion revered on distant
shores. Emphros.
A legend in its own right, bringing hope and joy with its
radiant light. A Pokémon of grace, power and
lore forever shining forevermore.
And buck types are great. No, he said it, Corbin said.
It no, no, that was part of the poll that was the same.
Oh, great. Great job, Corbin here.
You know what? You can have a Gold Star too,
Corbin. A Gold Star?
Well, no, hold on. Wait, no, he can't have a Gold
Star. He can't have a Gold Star.
Hey, wait, what? Because he has here, he has a
Corbin star. They're mutually exclusive.
You can't have. Two, you can't.
Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to take that
back. Well.
I'll trade you. You can have my Corbin star and
you can have a gold. Star.
Guess Becker can have this Gold Star then.
All right, Becker, that's there you go.
You get a Gold Star. Of course, of course, he will
also be getting extra credit for that wonderful poem that you
sent in. Thank you so much.
Any other students who would like to send us an essay, a
poem, some drawing, really anything that you want, you can
send it to wwopokemon@gmail.com. You will hear more about that at
the end of the lesson, as we normally do.
You will. OK, so, so obviously we're not
learning about Decidui because we already talked about that,
right? But does anybody know what
Pokémon we are talking about today?
It's is it Rowlett? It is a yo.
Yeah, that's right. Because Rowlett does come before
so this. Does come before decidui and
also no. OK.
OK, now now, does anybody remember what Pokémon we learned
about last week? Oh, Espion, right?
Yes, yes, yes. Expand, expand on that Corbin.
So we're talking about quack shaking.
Right. I had Molly, right?
And you took her away from me, Mr. Curtis.
She got so terrified from reading your thoughts.
Oh yes, she don't worry Pokeball.
She's doing so well right now. I mean, she where she she still
won't come out of the Pokeball, but but don't worry, I'm taking
good care of her. OK.
How if she won't come out of the pokeball, is she not eating for
a week? Wait, huh?
And she doesn't come out of the pokey ball.
Has she not eaten for a week? Oh, no, no.
No, no. How does that work?
She just, she just won't come out of the plane.
She won't come out of the pokey ball when I'm nearby or in the
room. But I like, I'll put some food
out for her and then, you know, when I leave the room, she'll,
she'll leave the ball quickly, eat some food.
And then when she, you know, senses me going back towards,
she'll go back in the ball. Yes, she's a smart girl.
She learned that from her daddy. That's right, yeah, To to flee
from Mr. Curtis. I'll I'll forward her on to my
uncle up region in Canton. Well, no, no, no, that's not
necessary. I I'd like her in close
proximity. I'd, I'd love visitation rights.
My name. You should have her within
proximity to me. Thank you.
Well, OK, maybe maybe I can keep them, keep them at the at the
Rigsby's for the time being. Just, you know, we'll see the
Rigsby's. OK, so I'm just gonna go ahead
and say it. We are learning about Umbreon
this week. Oh Umbreon, Oh my gosh, 01 of my
favorite professors. Seriously.
Oh, and it's not real. It's night time.
Oh yeah. So.
My task. Was hitting.
OK, yeah, it's it's your world. It's hitting, it's coming, it's
coming in. Yeah, hold on, hold on.
A thought is forming and Corbin said.
Everybody, everybody, be quiet for a second.
Hold on, hold on. We're there.
He he did. That's why we're here, Umbreon.
Yes. So I you know, it was my task to
evolve my EV into an Umbreon. But I thought.
You know and. It's the best Umbreon, right it?
Would be much more interesting to evolve it in class, right?
OK, OK. Yeah, yeah, I'd like that,
professor. So I I still have the EV and the
pokey ball here. All right, so I'm going to throw
it out and we're going to see if we can get it to evolve at night
time. I guess.
I don't know, Maybe I'll hold it up to the window and like let
the light, the moonlight hit it or something.
I don't. I don't really know.
OK. All right, get it out of here.
OK, here, here is our, you know, temporary EV.
Oh, what's up, cutie? Petunia, wait.
What's up? What's?
The winner? I thought you had it, Mr. Curtis
where, Where to go? I thought you had it.
Wait, where are where are we? Oh.
Wait, are we? I don't.
Know we. Are we back in the woods behind
the classroom again? Well, we should be able to find
our way back then. I can't.
Go. I jumped out and.
Jumped in. I can't go back.
No, you. Can't go, it'll be fine.
Look. At me.
Oh God, he's terrifying. We're.
Going to be OK. Why is he?
Why does he look scarier at night?
I'm going to wait a minute. I'm going to keep you safe.
I just remembered the hounders
from our time in the woods. I'll build.
I'll build the Fort again, yeah. OK, everybody calm We'll.
Hold it down. Everybody calm down.
I think we're gonna just go. Find our other Fort.
Yeah, wait, we don't need to buy.
Wait, no, that that one burned down after we left the forest
last time. The.
Jump Bluff? No, the Jump Bluff Army, they
trashed it after we left. I thought we beat the jump love.
It was only one. No, they came back.
They came back again. A revenge.
A good revenge tale. We did.
We did do some real stuff to that jump love.
I know although it it killed itself it it got rid of all of
its sports. It did die, that was confirmed,
I thought. I thought, well.
No, we we carried it off back into.
The yeah OK, it's not caring about it once it left my site.
Oh, she just assumed it's. Died outside, OK.
I see Roslyn and I. I think Roslyn took care of it.
Yeah, we took it. Rosalyn the Rosalia.
But you. But you did kick the crap out of
them. Screw you.
Kicked. Oh my God you kicked it so hard.
So I could see why they burned down our old everybody.
Focused, everybody Focused. Sorry.
So before we go back to the classroom, we got to find this
Evie all right, because I used to have a class where we don't
see the Pokémon. OK, well, what did you name it,
Professor that could that's a good start.
I didn't give it a name yet. Do you?
Do you have any ideas for a name Corbin or you let?
Me fly some. Let's see here.
Spinner act 2. What?
No, no, not shut up spinner act dude.
Well, listen, give this thing jolted out so fast out of the
room, I think we should call it Jolt.
Jolt the Umbreon. Jolt.
Yeah.
Should we call it like what we called it flare because it has a
flare and zest for life? No.
I don't think so. They call it VAP because it.
Yeah, how about Iceman, since it seems like a really chill
Pokémon when it's not, you know, scared.
That's true, yeah. I I don't think I don't think we
really described what happened earlier though.
Yeah, you're right, You're right.
It's true. You could describe in great
detail what happened. Well, so the EV that the
professor threw out that we're going with Jolt.
What was it? Jolt?
Yeah. Sugar jolt.
Jolt to that jolt. Jolted out the window for the
classroom and we all jumped out of the window after it to try
and catch it and it took off into the woods.
I'm really glad that Mister Curtis grabbed the recording
device as in this. That's true as we were leaving.
That's true. That's true.
And it was very dramatic and climactic.
You guys should have seen it. And my widow table too.
Here for you, professor. Oh, well, I mean, we're gonna be
OK. So my plan is we're gonna be
we're gonna be doing some Roman, all right?
We're gonna be walking around a. Little bit.
OK, got to. Find.
So we got to find this Umbreon. Or I'm going to strap this
strap, this recording device to my front and the little table to
my back, so it's there if you need it, professor.
OK. Great.
You look. You look ridiculous.
I'm probably not going to need it.
It's a good thing it's a little table and not a big one.
I'm. Ready to go?
All right, Evie. So wow, yeah, keep keep that up,
guys. Well, use its name, Joe.
Joe it. Probably knows its name.
Well, that's it. How's it going to know it's
name? We just.
Gave it to it instinctively. OK, Joel.
OK, well you guys are doing that to help us out a little bit in
our search. I'm going to read some Pokedex
entries on. A lot.
OK, watch out. That's Poison Ivy, Corbin.
OK, Yeah, keep. I know it's dark.
Wait, does anybody have a flashlight before we get
started? I I don't have one.
Really. I thought you were a Kutchu
scout. How do you not have a flashlight
on you? Listen, I have had that, but
I've broken like four of them in the last week.
I think I have one in my jacket. Professor, hold on one second.
Let me. Just, OK, I guess I could just
use the light on my Pokedex. You know, Pokedexes come with
lights now. They put everything on this
thing. They really do.
Oh, Professor, actually, I don't have AI, don't have one of
those, but I do have a flare. Will that work?
Oh. No.
Flare on here. Here, here, professor, here.
I got one for you. No, we're looking for Evie, not
Flareon. You said, you said flare.
You said, you said how do you have a flareon?
I'm sorry, professor, I had one in my jacket, but it it didn't
have any battery. Yeah, no.
Flare, what are you talking about?
Mr. Mr. Curtis, what are you? Talking talking about, you're
doing some excellent word play. I was, I was looking through my
jacket and I pulled all this. You see this little pile of
stuff in front of me. I pulled all this out.
No, I don't because I don't have a flashlight.
Well, I pulled the flashlight out, but it's had a battery.
I mean, does anybody have any batteries?
No, I don't worry. You must have missed where I
said I'm just gonna use the light on my Pokedex.
OK. All right.
I guess I'll just, I'll pick all this back up.
Just give me a second hold. On OK, take your time.
Nobody's say anything. Oh, Mr. Curtis puts all this
stuff away. Yeah, take your time, Take your
time. Take your.
Time. You got plenty of time.
Let me just OK and Yep, OK a little bit.
Explain what you're putting back into your code, Mr. Curtis.
What things are you putting away?
Well, first I put back the flashlight.
OK, it's mine. And here's my little portable
first aid kit and my little box of little tools.
That's, you know, it's got a couple little screwdrivers.
I've got this loose bag of a spinner rack jerky here.
This is a good one here. That's good though cuz we might
need that later. Yeah, yeah.
And then here I've got this little this toy marionette doll
here. This is really cute.
I mean, it's like it's part of it's part of like my collection
that I'm making about you, Professor kind of looks like you
A. Little I hate it.
Yeah, and then and then, you know, and here's here's the
other one I have. This one's got Corbin.
I guess that counts as 7. And then here's a little bouncy
ball that I have in my pocket. It's 8.
Yep. And so Yep.
Yep. OK, so here's my little lunch
bag. I can put that back away here
too. Very good.
OK, here comes all my notebooks from where I take all my
dictations for class. All of them.
Yeah, yeah, there's about three or four I keep with me at all
times. What was that, nine or ten?
I lost count. And then, and then you know my
my collection of different pens that I use.
I color code of course everything you write. 11.
And then and then some highlighters here.
And then I also, you know, my Pokedex of course, and my Rotom
laptop. Oh my God.
Corbin wandered off. Where did Corbin go?
Who was watching? Corbin.
OK, He's over there. Corbin.
Come back here.
Come back. We'll go to him.
Come on.
OK. All right.
I'm sorry.
Leave the rest of your stuff on the ground.
I know there's a lot more. We'll come back and get it
later. Yeah, we'll make sure before the
lesson's over, we'll come back and grab it, OK?
OK. Hey, Corbin.
Corbin. Yo, what's up guys?
Hey, did you find did you find Jolt?
I did not, no, but I did get a Barb stuck in my toe.
Ohh no. OK.
Hold on, I got my hold on. Let me take everything back out.
I got that first date in here. Hold on.
Let me just hold on. I gotta take the notebooks out.
Stop, stop, stop, stop. No, OK.
We'll be fine. He'll be fine.
We'll we'll get back. We'll talk to the nurse.
She's she's sleeps in the school.
It's fine. All right.
I'm gonna read some Poconic entry as you guys keep looking
around for Jolt. Okay, all right, fine.
So these are some things to look out for that maybe will help us
find Jolt. All right, so the first entry
comes to us from the Joto region.
It says when agitated, this Pokémon protects itself by
spraying poisonous sweat from its pores.
So I guess watch out for that as we're.
Well, it's an EV. How do we know it's going to be
an Umbreon? Well, it could be an Umbreon.
I mean listen, the the the setting is perfect for it and
we'll you'll see a little bit more as as we go.
Why? Why it's perfect?
Because wait, wait, what have you guys noticed about the moon?
It is full. She's very full tonight.
It's a it's a very girthy. All right, the next entry says.
When darkness falls, the rings on the body began to glow,
striking fear in the hearts of anyone nearby.
Anyway, that doesn't sound that scary though.
I mean. It seems, honestly, it sounds
beautiful. Yeah, it sounds really pretty.
For everyone. Honestly, it's a little too
bright for me tonight. I usually like the new moons but
this is OK I guess. Twilight's kind of my favorite
time, honestly, of the day. But you know, I'm just happy to
see a new dawn. That's all that matters to me.
Don't even get me started on an eclipse.
I did stare at one once, and I should not have.
That was a mistake. Yeah, you're so.
You're so so. Twilight is your favorite time?
Yeah, probably. And it's not Dawn.
It's not well. Or or it's not, it's not Dawn is
is what you're saying I mean. Now that you're saying that Dawn
is nice. I like the lot that it's got to
it. Okay, let me, it's beautiful.
Keep looking, keep looking for jog.
All right, sorry, an EV can't survive out in the wild by
itself, especially not at night, so we've got to make sure it's
either evolved into an Umbreon or it's back in the Pokeball.
Who makes the door open? Dang it.
Yeah, I think cannot include. We can say it was Mr. Curtis.
Yep. Yeah, that's.
All the luckily it's so bright outside, it's like we have a
midnight sun. Won't you come what what you're
talking? About okay, the next entry here
says on the night of a full moon or when it gets excited, the
ring patterns on its body glow yellow.
All right, so yellow rings. We're looking for some yellow
rings that wait over. There you see it.
What? What is that?
No. No, I think that was just gone
now. Moons reflection off of off of
some water puddle over there, Dang it.
Yeah, yeah, maybe that was a little startling for a minute.
Maybe the Pokedex is right. Yeah, glowing rings.
Very scary. Yeah, we're not expecting it.
I. Mean, but we are expecting it.
While we're not, we're looking for it, but we're not expecting.
It T-shirt? Yep that's exactly right.
Looking for it but not expecting it.
Dang, that's wrong. That's honestly, that's love.
That is so deep weight also kind of sad.
But and Don will find it with me.
It's not what she'll expect, but it's what she's gonna get.
From me. It's not what she wants, but
it's what she's gonna get. Exactly.
Sometimes you gotta settle is what poor man is saying.
Yeah, sometimes she gotta settle for me.
I'll never only the best for you, professor.
I'll never let you settle. Why did you rub your chest and
you said that? I think you did.
Cuz it's sore cuz I have the recording device on here.
You see how it's strapped up in front here?
I do see how it's strapped up in there.
Yep. OK.
Yeah, All right, so the next entries come to us from the
Hoenn region, and there's only one here.
It says Umbreon evolved as a result of exposure to the moon's
waves. Hi.
I'm. Hi here.
It's waving. It's so funny.
Boom. Evolution.
It hides silently in darkness and waits for its foes to make a
move. The rings on its body glow when
it leaps to attack. OK.
Yeah. So.
OK, so at night and and when it leaps to attack.
Yeah, yeah. So like things that make
Umbreon's rings glow when darkness falls on a night of the
full moon and or when it's excited and when it leaps to
attack. OK, gotcha.
When are these Dang things not glowing, am I right?
Always that. Was a good professor.
Thank you. Thank you.
OK. All right.
So any headway yet? Any little EVs around here?
I haven't seen anything honestly nothing.
A couple nuts I found on the ground.
Don't eat us. Don't.
No, no, no, no. Those are.
Again, that's Poison Ivy. That's Poison Ivy again, Corbin.
Yeah. Watch out.
Gosh, no. This guy in Poison Ivy.
I didn't even know we had Poison Ivy here in the Johto region.
Apparently. Just very prolific right around
here. Apparently, wherever Corbin
goes. All right, moving on to the
Sinner region, the first entry says the light of the moon
changed E VS genetic structure. It lurks in darkness for prey.
In the.
Darking in the darkness. Yeah, yeah, cool.
Like I like how this mentions E VS genetic structure.
This is because if you guys remember when we learned about
EV, when was it like years ago? Yeah, it.
Feels like it, yeah. It's all about Evie's genetic
structure and how it's like, genetically unstable.
It's and it's unstable. Right, sloppy, you might say.
It's a little sloppy. Yeah, sloppy genes, if you will.
All right. The next entry from the center
region says when exposed to the moon.
Did you hear that? What was that?
There is again.
What is that? Oh, I hope it's not a mercrow
it. Could be any number of things.
We are in the woods at night. This is a terrible idea.
Why did I? Why don't let us do this?
Because we can't let poor little jolt out here alone.
Which is going to help or? Professor, please, I will sack.
I will. I will do this for you.
Professor, go back to class. I will find you.
Yeah, I don't trust you around. All right.
I don't trust you. And I'll go home and I'll look
there, all right? No, Corbin, Corbin, Corbin.
Look at me, Look at me. We need you.
Get it together, man. We need, we need your expertise
as a Cub Chew Scout or whatever you are now.
Corb Scout. Did you give up on that too?
I can't remember. No, it's Corb Cub, Corb.
Cub. Yeah, Cork Cubs, Corb.
Cubs draw, do you? What's your what's your special
knot? I'm sure that will come in
handy. What my special knot?
Yeah. The Dirty, twisty.
I'll, I'll use it when I can, but right now I just gotta get
my head in the game. All right, professor, get your
head in the game. I'll keep looking.
We'll find them. Yeah.
Yeah, ending game. OK, so let me let me continue
reading this entry. When exposed to the moon's aura,
the rings on its body glow faintly and it gains a
mysterious power. All right, so we couldn't be up
against a an Umbreon that has the mysterious power here.
Giganta Max Umbreon. No, I don't think.
I don't think the. GC you're sounding like
Professor and I'm Mongolia. Mong, Professor.
Mongolia. Professor Magnolia and also I
don't think. That the Max this giant Max
this. I don't think the GLC Oh my God
GLCBOTSCLC exists on a power source like the SCLC does, so I.
Don't know. That's right, the SCLC had one.
Not that I'm aware of. What do you mean?
Yeah, for the GCLCBOTSCLC? Yes, say it, say it.
What? No, professor, this is I don't
want to quiz right now. Well, you're.
Going to be upset for later on in the lesson.
Why? No reason.
All right, so let's skip past the you Nova region, the Callous
region. It's all the same stuff.
They're moving on to the Alola region.
Alola. The century, the 1st century
here goes back to something that's really important that we
haven't really talked about a lot, it says.
When this Pokémon becomes angry, it's pores secrete a poisonous
sweat which it sprays at its opponent's eyes.
Eyes. That's not good.
I wouldn't wanna get. Eyes are important, you don't
wanna lose those. Yeah, you don't wanna lose
those. Yeah, and trust me, an eye, an
eye disease themes is nasty. You don't want their nasty.
No one wants to get anywhere near someone with an eye
disease. Yeah, disgusting.
I mean, I'm not speaking from experience, but.
No, I don't know, professor. When I met you, I was like, this
is a guy that's had a few eye diseases so I could see it.
Sometimes. How dare you say that about the
professor? Sometimes when I think like
that, when I think about coming into class and having to deal
with Mr. Curtis, I get some I started to develop an eye
disease. I mean, I can't see myself
coming into work, am I right? I thought, yes, I thought, you
know that. You're gonna.
I think it's for the canonical high five we just did of.
Course. That was such a good high 5.
Such, such a good joke, right Professor?
Right. It was a joke, right Professor?
I'm not giving you a high 5, right?
Right, here's a joke that you'd you'd really do love coming to
class and see me, right Professor?
You're the GCR CBA. I thought you were gonna say
wait. Wait, hold on, let's Gore have
to say go on. I I thought you were gonna say
that you like to fart in your hand and give yourself pink eye
so you can avoid being on Mr. Curtis, but I guess I was wrong.
No, no, no, no, that doesn't make any sense.
The professor wouldn't do anything so uncouth.
Yeah, that'd be that'd be. I can't believe I stopped class
to hear what Corbin had to set up A terrible idea.
That's right, the next entry here says.
With its black fur, it blends into the darkness.
It bides its time and when prey appears, this Pokémon goes for
its throat and then eats it. Oh gosh.
So list of things that we should be protecting right now.
Right, right, right. Sir Eyes.
Eyes. OK, got it.
OK. Throat.
Throat OK, All right. Anything else?
For now, just that. OK, All right, cool.
OK, this Pokémon is nocturnal. This is the next entry.
By the way, this isn't mean. This is the Pokke next entry.
This Pokémon is nocturnal. Even in total darkness, its
large eyes can spot its prey clearly.
The one side it goes for the throat for.
Yeah, yeah. Are you still looking for jolts
or that's? I am.
I'm just being more quiet about it.
How long? OK, just making.
Sure. Turning over stuff and looking
around. OK, cool.
Turning, turning over. Just nothing, just a couple
rocks. You honestly think Jolt is going
to be under some rocks? You never know.
You never. That's Yeah.
There you go. That's right.
OK, there's one more entry from the Alola region.
It says it lurks in the dark. Sorry.
It lurks in the dark of night looking for prey at the moment.
What was that? Hold on.
I saw. I saw a flash.
What was that?
What was it? I don't know.
Explain it in great detail. Was it a hound dude?
Back-to-back, say back-to-back. No, no, it was, I mean, it was a
flash. It was a flash of yellow, but.
Yellow. Was it?
Was it in the shape of a ring? I I couldn't tell professor it.
Was gone. I couldn't tell.
Oh come on. What?
It was just, it was fast. It was like in between 2 bushes.
Wow, that's just like, that's just like Josh, you're.
Supposed to be our lookout. Just so fast.
I know, I know. But they're may.
They're may. I'm just saying there may be
something else out here hunting us.
I know, oh man, I can't be haunted again.
I know Jolt would never hunt us, but but maybe there's a residual
jump bluff with a with a like a glow stick that is, you know,
coming after us. Could be.
Is anyone looking for us? What do you mean?
Is anyone searching for us? Why would people be searching
for us like would? They not be lost in the woods,
no. The GCLCBOTSCLC is empty right
now. One it's night but two
everyone's been kicked out of the school cuz the ACS been out
but. You didn't tell anybody we'd be
out here and if we didn't get back by a certain time we'd be
dead and like the work, the authorities or something.
Yeah, nobody's gonna know that we're gone until sometime next
week for sure. Yeah.
When? I'm supposed to when they notice
the classrooms aren't getting cleaned anymore and then they're
gonna come looking for me. That's.
Wait, no, it's two weeks. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Next week when the other half of the school comes in, yeah.
They're maybe like, oh. That's why we're on a biweekly
basis. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. OK.
The last entry from the Alola region says it lurks in the dark
of night, looking for prey. At the moment it pounces, the
rings on its body glow dimly but ominously.
Yeah. So I imagine there's like a
little bit of a flicker in there too.
I I could see it, I could. See that?
I like to imagine like a slow pulse like on and off and on and
then off. Or a very very fast pulse, like
almost imperceptible blah blah blah blah.
Like a rapid fire pulse. Or like just just the different
rings have different pulses. OK, so Galar doesn't have any
entries, but I do have a Hissullian entry here.
It says it is most active in the wee hours of the night when
moonlight bathes the land. It's large eyes can Pierce the
darkness and perceive prey with absolute clarity.
Oh. Yeah, I could do that.
Yeah, I mean, listen, I know we haven't talked about what
Umbreon looks like, but I wouldn't say his eyes aren't
that big. I would say his eyes are pretty
average size when it comes to Pokémon.
I don't know that I've ever seen one in person, so I can't really
say. Well, listen, we're going to
find Jolt, and I'm sure Jolt will have evolved into an
Umbreon, and then we can, and then we can talk about what it
looks like. All right?
Do you have an entry here from the Lentil region?
OK, this one, as most of the Lentil region entries are very
specific to the Lentil region, right?
When Umbreon gets excited, the patterns on its body glow and
give off energy. I mean light is energy, so duh.
Sure. The one.
The one no mirrors, Professor Mirror.
Oh God, mirror.
The one we saw in the ruins again.
Who's we? Yeah, how many, how many of you
are there? The one we saw in the ruins
seems to seems to hang out with Absal a lot.
Absal. Hang out, huh those.
Pals hang out. Yeah.
Cool. Great scientific information
there. Professor Mirror.
Yeah. All right.
I have a lot of unique entries here to read as well.
I don't know if I said it or not, but the Paldea region
didn't have any entries. So, I mean, nothing new.
They had entries, but great. Yeah.
So the first unique Pokedex entry comes to us from Ashes
Pokedex. It says Umbreon, the moonlight
Pokémon. When an EV has had sufficient
training, oh and is exposed to moonlight, it evolves into an
Umbreon. So like I know everybody's
saying that. Oh, it has to be.
Sufficient training has. To be as frail, I mean, listen,
I was, I was teetering on the edge of not enough training and
sufficient training just so I could get it to evolve here
tonight for everybody. Oh, OK.
Gosh, she knew we were doing. Yeah, exactly.
It wasn't. It wasn't that I completely
forgot that I was supposed to evolve the EV for this class.
Did not come. No, of course you would.
Never. You'd never forget.
Of course, of course. OK, moving on.
The next entry comes to us from Ash's Pokedex.
It says Umbreon, the Moonlight Pokémon, and an involved evolved
form of EV. The rings on Umbreon's body glow
faintly when exposed to the moon's aura, and it gains a
mysterious power. Oh.
Wait, so so when if All Star you didn't the moon's aura?
Around the classroom. OK, OK, I'm so I'm so sorry, but
when it falls dark, the moon's aura when it's about to attack a
missing one, when it's another time when it closed.
About to attack when it's at night and the moon's out.
There's another one did. You say when it's excited.
When it's excited, that's a good one.
That's excited is another reason why.
When it's angry. No, it does something else when
it's angry. It secrets stuff out of its
eyes. Poison sweat, poison sweat.
OK. And also not out of its eyes,
just so we're all clear on that, because that would be.
It's, it's, I mean dude, I mean don't don't you all spit out of
your eyes. No, that's cold.
I'm crying. That's the curse.
You've been crying. That's a pretty common I mean.
Hey, I cry a lot too, buddy, it's OK, it's OK.
No, yeah, I was crying. Yeah, definitely, definitely
just crying. OK, moving on, next injury.
The next entry once again comes to us from Ashes Pokedex.
Ash. Ash, it says.
Umbreon, the moonlight Pokémon, The rings and its fur glow when
the moon shines on them. Woohoo.
That makes it sound like they're reflective or something.
Yeah, but it's taking in that energy.
OK, everybody, Hey, we're getting pretty close to this
Cliff here. Let's.
Yeah, I know. It's been really dark.
I do. Wait, did you not see it,
Corbin? I did not see that I was gonna
walk. Straight off.
Wow. Oh man, Yeah, I know that you
were, you were looking at me and walking backwards.
Well, right, I was trying to I was looking at my map here, but
I. You have a map.
Well as a as a Corp cub, you know you got to have a map on
you at. All times have you?
Have you done a true question? I'm sure, I'm sure I have one in
in my jacket here. I can hold on.
I can start pushing. I have my map.
We don't know, but Chris, that wasn't one of the things that
you said that you put back in. So it's probably still not that
pile back at the. Oh yeah, we're going to have to
go back and get. You know, hey, let's, let's
start, let's start. Start making our way back,
maybe. Right back we know where we
want. Yeah.
It's it's the opposite of the way that we are going now
probably. Oh, that way.
OK, Yeah. Okay, I have another unique
entry here to read it comes to us from Chloe's Rotom phone.
It says Umbreon, the moonlight Pokémon, a dark type it is.
Wouldn't it make more sense for it to like it's isn't it like
the opposite of a dark type? Like sure, yeah, it like is
nocturnal, but it evolves from like light from the moon.
Like specifically the opposite of dark.
Yes, but body. But the body's dark.
But it needs to be dark outside for moon, right?
Dark for moon dark. For moon, not necessarily.
The moon is out during the day sometimes.
Moonlight. But moonlight.
Not bright without dark, right? Yeah.
Light and shadow. Darker, Dark, broad together.
Good bright. But the brighter the moon, the.
Darker the dark. But bright is light.
It is, but it But if it if it's if it's daytime and it's moon,
then there's. No, all I'm saying is just.
All I'm saying is that bright light.
The typing system is dumb and I hate it.
I hate the typing system. We.
Get it? We get it that.
You're correct, Professor. Umbreon, the Moonlight Pokémon,
A dark type. As a nocturnal Pokémon,
Umbreon's large eyes can distinguish prey even during the
darkest of nights. When it's skin is able to absorb
moonlight, the circles on its body faintly glow and a strange
power is awakened. So like a psychic power?
Like what are we talking about here?
I don't. Think it's a psychic type job
are. You.
Why are you yelling into the Canyon?
Oh, I see. Wow.
Listen to that. Listen to that echo.
Wow. Kobe, Kobe, please.
Kobe, please. We're here for.
We're here for Joe, not for you to show off.
Wait. There it goes.
I saw it. What?
What was that? It was that.
Wait, look. Come on.
Hold me. Quick, quick, quick.
Come on. Let's go.
Watch out. Oh, Mr. Kerry's fell over a
rock. Where is it?
Leave him. Leave him.
Keep going. Keep going.
Where is it? Where is it?
Dang it. Wait.
I saw that. Where I saw it?
Awesome. Hold on, I'm catching hold.
On Dang it was the movie or did evolve Oh.
You let me you gosh, you didn't stop for me when I fell what I.
Swear, I swear I saw the rings. I'm pretty sure it's an Umbreon
now. I'm pretty sure Jolt evolved
into an Umbreon. Dang, I want this.
I want you guys to see it. We so rarely see evolutions
happen in the classroom during it.
Keep looking, never know so. Well, I know, but I feel much
better than it's Joel and not a jump off with the glow stake
that would I was really worried about.
That I'm sorry, I have my flare. I'll burn it if it comes at us.
The word. Continues No, it's not a flare
on Corbin. No, I have a flare.
On you. On my yeah.
Flare on you. I have a flare that's on my
person. OK, Don't take my joke and twist
it back on me. I.
Just want you to know how dumb it was.
I I are you? Are you starting to realize?
No, it's hilarious. OK?
I can't believe the guy you came up with that did such a good
job. Sure.
I have one more unique entry. It comes to us from professor.
Dawn. No, right, Professor Neroli.
Neroli. She's probably busy painting her
nails that day. Yeah, well, she can't do a poker
century on Umbreon because it's only awake during the night
time. That's true.
And her name is Dawn is the right?
Got it. Yeah, and she's also an early
morning girl. That's right.
Yeah, she has a she has a EMG tattoo for or early morning
girl. No, she does not.
What? She doesn't have tattoos.
Why not? Because dog's not white trash.
Whoa. Wow, hot takes outside the
classroom. Corbin Corbin's got my record
here saying anybody that has a tattoo is white trash.
Are we even allowed to say that? I don't I, I, let me just say
that is not reflective of the rest of our opinions.
Corbin, check yourself before I wreck yourself.
Oh yeah, and he's not going to let grammar get in his way.
That's right, that's true. I won't not allow it.
All right, the this this Poke X entry comes to us from Professor
Neroli. Say Shamboli.
That's. Right.
Yeah. So you know it's going to be
about sleep. When exposed to the moon's aura
at night, the rings on its body glow.
It is said to be nocturnal, so it might be very difficult to
find an Umbreon sleeping at night.
And we all take naps during the yeah, regular waking hours so
you can find one. We have two of you.
I mean Umbreon has to be umbree off sometimes.
Nope. No, that, no, no, that was good.
Hey, Mr. Curtis. That was it, Umbree.
You you did kind of stumble a little bit with the name, which
kind of took away from it in the beginning, but it was a pretty
good joke. He did.
He did fall a few minutes ago. Yeah.
Oh wow, you're bleeding you. Did sound really stupid.
Is that did you tear your your trench coat?
No. Well, there's.
No, I think there's a hole in the pocket.
I think your all your stuff is falling Outlook.
There's a trail of this stuff back there.
Quick go, no go. Pick it up real quick and put it
in your other pocket. But describe in great detail
everything you're picking up. OK.
All right. Yeah.
What was it again? What did you have?
Yeah, here's here's my notebooks and my right over here, and my
pen too. And and my highlighter.
Three and. My my lunch bag.
All right, he's getting too far away for us to hear him.
OK, and my little toolbox and. My predicate and my OK, all
right, hold on. Come on, Corey.
Corey is wandering off to the woods by himself again.
Come on, let's. Go, Corey.
All right, All right, All right. I guess I'll just leave.
I'll just leave it all. The rest, that's fine.
OK, All right, don't. Come out my flashlight without
batteries. Here we go.
That's it. That's it.
I caught everything. Yeah, not for all we know Jolt
could be stalking us and and just watching our throats
intently right now. Oh, don't say that.
All right, before we go any further, before we go any
further, we I need to know that you guys were paying attention
in case we do. Now that we know that's an
Umbreon, I need to make sure that you guys know what to do in
case we come across Jolt, all right?
I have. I have.
Yeah. I took copious notes.
You always know that professor. They're.
Right here. See, I think I'm going to test
you guys. Oh no.
So get ready, we're going to do a pop quiz instead of like,
sending me your answers. I'm gonna put away my Rotom
laptop. Yeah, well, you don't have your.
Rotomy. Dicks.
Well, I mean, it was, it was here in my, it's here in my
pocket. But like I'm putting it like.
Are you sure in this other pocket?
No, no, no, that one I keep on my inner pocket.
Good. Good.
It's over here. Yeah, Yeah.
So I don't have any of like my like, I don't have a computer
with me at all. So I do have some some scraps of
paper that I keep in my pocket. Here you go, Corbin this.
Is for you. Thanks.
Mr. Curtis, I'm sure you already have paper, but here have you
have you have notebooks? You have notebooks.
Let me just tear a page out of my notebook here, yeah?
So I'm going to read some questions for you guys, and you
guys are going to write the answers down and they're going
to hand the scraps of paper to me.
All right? OK, OK.
And then we'll see. I'm ready.
Right or not? All right, question number one,
what are the requirements for an Evie to evolve into an Umbreon
as stated in the povex entries that we have read tonight?
Professor, I'm ready. There you go, I got my little.
Strip here for you. I'm ready as well.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
OK, let's see here. Let's see what Corbin said.
So the question, of course, was what are the requirements for an
EV to evolve into an Umbreon, as stated by the Pokedex entries
that we read tonight? Corbin says it must be a full
moon and it must be trained enough.
And then Mr. Curtis says it's got to be exposed to the moon's
juicy energy waves, Mooms to the mooms, juicy energy waves, the
moon, the moons. You said mooms.
You did say moom. Mooms.
Definitely. Now of course I know you meant
Moon, so don't worry about that. You should be worried about the
fact that you did forget the sufficient training part.
So man. Mr. Curtis Orban, you get full
marks. Curtis, you get million half
points for. This wait, but did he say?
Did he talk? Did he mention the juicy energy
wave? Hey, but you mind your own
business. He, he said, must be a full
moon. It must be trained enough, I
think. I think that is enough to
satisfy OK I mean. I think so too.
Thanks, I guess I was just fixated so much on the moon
waves I. Believe you mean the moons
waves. The movies waves.
That's wrong. It's not spelled correctly.
Hey, don't worry, it's curious because you have a chance here
for bonus points because I did build in a bonus question here.
Oh oh, the bonus question here is what other Pokémon that we've
discussed so far specifically mentions moon waves.
Oh interesting, this. Is bonus, so if you if you get
this wrong, you're not going to lose points if you get it right.
This is actually I thought this is number 2.
No, this is not this still, this is number 1.2.
This is number, this is 1.2. Yeah, this is this is a bonus.
This is a bonus to question one. I'm ready, professor.
He's ready and I am ready. I.
Got it. Thank you.
I got to hear for. You wow, you're so, you're so a.
Good boy, right? No, I was going to say some
another word that I can't think of right now, but OK.
Thank you. Proactive.
That's the word Proactive. Oh, that word.
I remembered it. You're so proactive today, Mr.
Curtis. All right, so let's see here.
Corbin and Mr. Curtis. Yes, you both.
Well, OK, so I'll read Corbin's Corbin, said Clefairy.
And then Mr. Curtis says, of course, our friend balloon boy
Clefairy absorbing those waves for flight.
That is true. That is correct.
So I guess I'll give you guys some points.
That's not the one I was thinking of, though.
That is not the one that I was thinking of.
You guys want to? Like throw out a couple of other
ones just to. The Nitto line, Nitto ran, Nitto
king, Nitto Queen, all them. I think they talked about that
they I don't think that specifically.
From they may be coming from the moon.
Yeah, I don't think they talked about, you know, that they react
to the moonlight at all. Maybe not.
I'm going to go ahead and say which one it was, Grimer.
Oh, that's. Right, You guys remember that
Grimer was just a pile of mud until the moon's, specifically
the moon's X-rays interacted with it?
That's right. Game sentience.
Yeah. So that's true.
That's a true. That's a fact from the Pokedex.
I just want to make sure none of us forgot that.
OK, moving on. Never question #2 from where
does Umbreon secrete it's poison and what causes it to do so?
Professor, I'm ready. OK.
Are you well, Corbin, Are you ready?
It looks like you're still writing there.
One second and now. Just OK, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
All right, So the question was from where does Umbreon secrete
it's poison and what causes it to do so?
Corbin says sweating causes it and it comes from its fur
question mark. Corbin, what have I said about
ending your sentences with question marks?
Sorry, I'm sorry. Apologize.
I'm asking you the questions, you don't ask me the questions.
All right, well, I just want to be sure.
OK, all right. And Mr. Curtis says sticky
sweaty pores oozing that poisonous sweat when it gets
sorry, when it's an agitated angry boy.
Okay, so the answer here is it comes from its sweat glands and
it happens when it's angry or agitated.
So, okay, unfortunately, Corbin, that is a full 0 for you there.
Man, come on. No, no, I said.
I said, sweating. OK, but you're saying that it
happens when it sweats? The sweating causes it.
But it's a result of it, you're right.
It doesn't. It comes from the sweat.
I don't think it just sweats poison.
I think it can sweat normally and then also shoot poison from
the sweat glands. You're right.
OK. Yep.
And don't you forget it. All right, this one, guys, we
got this one, no question about it.
Sure, I'm ready. When Take me in When is Umbreon
the most active? This is a slam dunk.
Oh, this is a slam dunk, guys. I'm ready, professor.
I'm ready to now. Wow.
Gosh. I got my strip of paper.
Here, I got to ask you guys to stop yelling so loud when we're
in the woods at night. That would be great.
Yeah. Keep looking.
Keep looking for OK? The question was when is Umbreon
the most active? This should be easy, Corbin
said. At night.
Just a lot of ages. Exactly how I envisioned.
It yeah, I imagine or on the same same brain wave there,
Corbin. That's right, same.
Brain So Mr. Curtis said during the shiny moon nighty time, it's
the time for go for Umbreon. See, I just thought that he was
bad at typing on a keyboard, but apparently it's just how he
writes. No, he's just an idiot.
I my my answers are carefully crafted every time.
For you, professor, are only the best.
Only the best for you, professor.
OK, so final question here. You guys both got it right.
By the way, it's at night. So last question is name two
things that would make an Umbreon's rings glow.
We mentioned a lot more than two, so this should be easy.
Just give me two things. Professor, I'm ready.
What did I I just said don't yell, stop yelling.
Yeah, we have to yell. We have to save all our yelling
energy for Jolt. I'm pretty sure there's bee
drills in this, in this forest, so we don't want to wake up.
Professor. Professor ready?
OK. Thank you.
OK.
I gotta hold on. I gotta, I gotta get my.
This is in my other pocket, my flask asset.
Alaska SAP. Flask of SAP.
Trademark. Trademark.
Is flash flasp no flasp. Of syrup.
Flasp, flasp, flasap, flasap, SAP.
I'm dying. I'm having a stroke.
Flasasap. Professor.
Yes, Professor. Focus.
OK, Thank you. Focus.
Thank you. Wow, you tried to slap me but
fully missed. That's right, even dodged as
your hand just went right by my face.
I couldn't, I couldn't bear to to lay a strike on you,
professor. OK, Lay.
A strike. That's when he knocks me over 10
times. OK, so the question was, name
two things that would make an Umbreon's rings glow?
Corbin says. When it gets excited and when
it's about to attack it's prey. OK, maybe.
And then Mr. Kerr says Umbreon glows bright when the night time
falls. Also when it's exposed to the
moon's juicy aura. Those are all correct.
I believe. I would have also taken when it
gets excited as another correct answer there.
But yeah, before it attacks, that's true.
When it's the darkness falls, when there's a full moon.
And yes, all of these things make an Umbreon's rings glow.
OK, Yeah, you know what? That that that one, that one had
mixed results. I think Curtis, you did end up
with a 100%. Thank you.
Do you see? You got your bonus points
counteracted here. Negative points.
Corbin, you were. You did miss out on a couple
points here for fully missing one question.
OK, well, I got, I got the bonus, so we're good.
Well, no, not quite good. You still you're still down a
little bit. I'll I'll put it all into my my,
my grade book later on once it once they bring me back my desk.
Wow. OK, All right.
Where where are we? Are we?
We We're walking that whole time.
I I can't find anything. I professor we need to give up.
This is bad. Wait, hold on, what do you mean
by give up? We're looking for Joel.
I mean, we have to try again tomorrow.
It's getting late. Wait.
Hold on, wait. Do you see that in the What's
that in the distance over there? Do you see that?
Is that I think that's the pile of stuff that that Mister Kurz
pulled out of his pocket that he couldn't put all back in, I
think. OK, I think we're right back
here at the OH. OK.
All right. Yeah, we're very painful then
if. That's where the pile is.
Then that means the the G. CLCBOTSSCLC is right around the
corner there. Right.
So it's got to be, oh, what is that?
What is that? What's it going in the what's
that behind the Bush? What's that?
Oh geez, right by my. Ear Oh my God, what's that so
fast? Is that a?
Is that a hound? Dude, it really felt like it was
eyeing my throat. Look, look, it's over there
behind my pile of stuff. What is?
Wait, look at this. Those beautiful rings.
Oh my gosh. And the and the big eyes.
That's gorgeous. Oh big outside I can see.
Jolt, jolt, jolt. Come here.
It did a. Jolt to an Umbreon Holy.
Crap. So.
Oh, OK, Corbin, Corbin, quick, you describe it.
Describe it, but Oh no, it doesn't like Jolt, though.
Oh no, see, it's shut up when you call it Jolt.
It's shaking its head. It's black and trying to touch
it, Mr. Curtis. Right, exactly.
I would think it's. Listen, start pushing this.
Stuff back in your pocket. Shut up.
Jet black. It's got gold rings on the top
of each of its thighs, on each of the four legs, got a ring
around its little fluffy tails, got rings around its little
fluffy ears. And it's got a ring right and
smack dab in the middle of its forehead.
And it's got these red eyes with black pupils and tiny little
baby nose. And that's it.
It's small. It's it's got good stature, it's
lean, it's fit, it's adorable. 10 out of 10 Pokémon.
But honestly, but also sturdy, you couldn't not.
Very sturdy? Like, not very, not very.
Choose this baby, take a border to the face and keep on.
Keep on going. Oh, I don't know about that,
but. You want.
Very sturdy. Let's not, right Bree?
See. Bree I think they like I I think
they like Bree better than. Jolt.
She We think she her name is Jolt, unfortunately.
No, but but look, they look she like she responds so much better
to Bree though. See.
Come here, Bree, come here. Bree.
All right, looks like Bree is heading back to the classroom.
Oh, OK. Bye, Bree.
Wait. I've seen Jolt.
What have I done? Oh.
Listen now, he won't. He won't.
He won't let. You.
Hey, Porsche, go ahead and cut that out and just replace it
with this nice really clean jolt right there.
Just take that and put that over when I said Brie by.
No, no. And see it is Brie.
It is supposed to be. Brie Jolt or jolt Brie How about
just we'll just combine them. Jolt Brie it is.
Brie Jolt. I like Brie Jolt more.
Brie Jolt Yeah, that rolls right off the tongue.
Yeah, that's right. Definitely doesn't sound like
I'm vomiting. Brie Jolt.
No, no, no. Brie Jolt.
OK, Hey, you don't think? Of a better way to spend my
evening than having run around the woods with you, professor.
Wow, beautifully said. I think this was a successful
class against all odds, so I think this is a great time to
wrap it up. Does anybody know who we're?
Going to be learning. Wrap it up.
Let's go. Yeah.
Play a Porsche, play the wrap it up music real quick.
Porsche on the beat. Let's go wrap it up, WWE.
Wait, there's a wrap it up music now?
Yeah. Didn't you just played?
Did you not hear it? Oh, no.
OK. All right.
So does anybody know who we're going to be learning about next
week? It has nothing to do with Evie.
We're going. Everything to do with the night.
Oh, this is is it Hound Doom? No, it's not Hound Doom,
although good guess. I don't say this often, but good
guess, Corbin. Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you. Is it that one?
That's a night time one? Is it a spirit tomb?
No, no, it's not Spirit tomb. Mr. Curtis, would you like to
have a guess? Are we talking about Claude
Shire? No, we're not talking about
Claude Shire. OK, then it's gotta be just a
July. OK, no, we are learning about
Mercrow next week. So Corbin.
Oh no. Prepare yourself.
Oh my God I hate mercrow. Don't worry Corbin, we'll we'll
have a good. Time and by next week, obviously
I mean two weeks from now. That's right.
That's what the new next week. Means that's yeah, that's hey,
when I say next week, you all know, I mean two weeks from now.
All right, so that's going to do it for today's lesson.
If you would like to get in contact with me, the professor,
you can send me a Gengar mail at WWO pokemon@gmail.com.
There's also we also have a flying Pokémon theme social
network sites, Twitter account. It's WWO Pokémon there as well.
But I don't need to tell you that we have all the links in
our link tree in the description below.
Look, you're looking at it right now.
I can tell, I can see, I can see that.
Yeah, Come on, take a second, take a second.
Yeah, We'll we'll wait, Wait, we'll wait, We'll wait.
Take a second. Look into the description.
Whatever platform you're on, there are a bunch of links
there. Whatever your favorite platform
of choice is, go follow us on there.
You will not be disappointed. Thank you very much.
Well, maybe they will, Who knows?
I doubt it. But what's the most important
thing would you say that's on the link the most, Mr. Curtis?
Oh well, definitely our link to our new Mewtwo page.
That's right. No MU tube.
MU tube. Yeah, MU tube.
Spelled like YouTube for some reason.
That's right. But definitely pronounced like
MU tube and that's because. What's going on there?
Yeah, that's because everybody can go there and see our
wonderful, these lessons actually go up on there now too.
You can actually go there and see our playthrough.
Wonderful thing was of our Nuz Lock.
Wow, wonderful Nuz but. Unfortunately, all of the
episodes that go up on YouTube are two weeks behind.
There they are, two weeks behind.
Yeah, you get to watch them on YouTube, but gotta wait.
There's also a number of very funny YouTube shorts that go on
there as well. But.
Yep. But.
Animations, the lot. If you want to see the The
Nuzlok playthrough episodes as they come out as early as
possible, then you can find them on.
Our Corbin on our Corbin? Yes, on our Corbin.
On our Corbin. Guys, you have to find me, and
that's how you find the no. We hide them real good.
On our Patreon. Guys.
The link, the best link in the description that you'll find on
the link tree is the Patreon, which is the link also has a
link to everything, but it's got all the best stuff on there.
It's got all the extra content. If you like the class, you're
listening to it every week or every other week.
There is tons of more great stuff on Patreon guys O go click
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we have Mr. Curtis's doodles, we have the Nuz Lock.
Like it's like you said, you can watch it two weeks early on
Patreon. You can have a Pokémon named
after you. There's a whole bunch of good
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already said that already, but you can also ask questions and
submit questions for the Q&A too.
So there's a lot of good stuff on there.
No shortage of content on the Patreons.
Check it out, subscribe, you won't be sorry.
Whoops, maybe you will be, who knows.
I'm saying that that's OK. You can always cancel your
subscription too. That's right.
Yeah, All right, so that's gonna do it for today's lesson.
So until next time class is dismissed because we're outside
inside time, I thought be a little bit creepy.
Don't scare me, I'm. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm a little afraid.