Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you one and all for
attending this lecture on Pokémon biology.
Sure. Corbin.
Corbin, please. Corbin, please.
No, I thought you were done talking for a second.
I was like, yeah, sure. I'm feel feels good to be here.
So, all right, maybe maybe I am done talking.
This class over. OK, class, I have good news.
I have good news, everybody. Hi, I'm.
I'm Mr. Curtis. I'm the teaching assistant.
And crisis is averted. OK.
I don't know if you that's. Inside out now.
We have. We have dodged the crisis, and
the crisis is last class. One of our lovely students
emailed in to say that I was missing a spinner rack.
And you know what I found? The spinner rack found Spin Iraq
where you find it. It was hiding, actually.
It had followed Corbin home. It was hiding under his bed.
And and I did. I did have to track him down by
smell. But I did find him.
And so he's he's back in the clutch and he only maybe nibbled
on Corbin once or twice while he was sleeping.
Oh, I. Was wondering why there was a
new scratch in my arm. Control your creatures.
It's disgusting. I know, I know.
Well, they they just, they just to some of them, I guess you
just smell really appealing, Corbin.
Oh, I'm glad somebody's, you know, appealed by.
Me but but the but the spinner rack has returned.
It's back in my safe and loving clutch.
Keep it there or I burn it next time, you know.
There you go. Whoa.
Don't choose her at my. I won't.
I won't, says the professor is
still declining to talk. I'll introduce myself.
This is a new intro. I love this.
Hi, everyone. It's me.
Trainer and training Pokémon trainer Corbin.
Glad to be here. Happy to be here Now.
I'm terrified that there's a spinner rock crawling at me at
all times. So control your litter of
spinner axe or I'm going to be very angry and I might just
purchase the flamethrower. Just saying, Yeah, didn't sleep
too well last night. My.
Roommate as if fire could hurt my spinner axe.
Oh, you want to bet, huh buddy? You want to tussle?
Anyway, so as I was saying, I didn't sleep too well last night
because Gordon was keeping me awake with his snoring.
He's my roommate. That looks suspiciously like a
Mr. Rhyme, but he's not. He just likes to dress like 1.
Sure, OK. Intact.
I promise. But yeah, guys, happy to be
here. Little sleepy.
But you know, I'll make it up for you with my insane energy.
Oh, I probably need a nap here, Professor.
Can we take a nap now? Since you don't want to talk?
Professor. Professor.
Please, please professor. He's.
Just standing in the corner, Mr. Curtis.
Why is he standing in the corner?
Is he OK? He's just not talking at all.
Yeah, OK. Well, so Mr. Curtis, are you,
are you doing another study session this week or?
I I had one last week and I'm planning to do another one this
week. Yeah, you're invited.
You're gonna come. What, what time and where is it
again? I can't make it.
OK. All right.
Yeah. Sorry, I'll be busy during that.
What time did you say it was? Sorry, I it's at.
Yeah, that's not gonna work. Sorry.
OK. All right.
Yeah, and I won't really be within proximity to where it's
where it's gonna be around that time.
So yeah, no, but I'm sure you'll have a good time.
You'll have to record it. Put up your little camera or the
audio device we use here and record the lesson or the
whatever study session and you can send it to me.
I just, it's not. I would say it's not personal,
but it is personal. Corbin.
What's that? It's just slid.
It's slid under the door. What is that?
Oh, it's a letter.
It's a letter. Who?
Who dropped that off? From, I don't know.
It just slid out, slid out from under the door, and it looks
like it's from one of our wonderful students at.
Home. Oh really?
Yes. Oh, we wait we got that was that
was that oh wow, that's some slow mail.
Yeah, why? Don't they just put in the
mailbox? Usually it comes through Gengar
mail. I don't know where where that
came. From That's weird.
Remember it was a little like Pella or something that dropped
it off. I don't know.
Do they let them inside the building?
I don't know. Anyways, well, OK, what's this
first e-mail say Mr. Curtis? Looks like it is from a
professor Wilts. Looks like they're over from the
from the gala region. Hey, hey, hey.
Not not one that I'm I'm personally familiar with.
Oh, wow. But but I've got some I've got
some feelers over there some you know fellow assistants in the
inter regional Society of assistance to professionalism
gotcha. So, so you know, maybe maybe we
can get my assistants or my, you know, Co assistants hooked up
with their assistants and I don't know, let's see where we
go. Well, at least we have one
professor that's willing to talk to us right now.
So let's read what it says. All right, so let let me let me
address, let me address the, read the address.
Here we go. Read the address.
That's right, dear Professor Jacob, recently resurrected
spinarak decidui and arctivish lover.
Squirtle murderer murder murderer.
That's right, Knight, mothers. Paperboy.
Almond knight pilfer pilferer. I like your maraca flavored
aura. Mr. Curtis, who let him read,
and and sister, and Syndiquil Bowler, Sister, bowler.
You thought that? Said Sister Mr. Curtis, says
Syndiquil. Syndiquil Bowler Hat seller.
Zinc's best friend. Snap, Crackle, Pop.
You know, like the popcorn son of my little blood in Blender
Boy. Ditto's slit of a mouth.
Corbin feels like you can't say that, buddy.
Yeah, well, OK, so those are all of our titles.
OK, so it's Professor Jacob. And then it's.
Don't read it again. Please.
Please, please, please, please don't read it again.
Please. Oh, did you guys already start
class, Professor? You're.
Where did you? Oh, it's weird.
They normally you wait for me, but you.
You. I thought you were.
In the corner.
I guess if we're already in the middle of it, I'll just, you
know, I'm. Confused.
I thought you were in the corner of the room.
What is that over there? Then it looks just like you.
Is that a mannequin with all? Your clothes on it.
There's nothing over there, Corbin.
There's you're pointing at nothing.
No, I oh, it was but I but, but that's there.
Was. Something in the corner that
looked just like you, that was just standing, staring at the
corner. I swear you saw two of the
Curtis. Well, I I I swear I I heard the
professor intro the class. I'm not sure you know what?
Where? What?
Happened. Wasn't me.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait, you weren't here at the
start, Professor. You didn't introduce everybody.
I mean, I I know. I mean, I normally start the
class, so I feel like the start is now, but I I guess if you
guys started it already, no, I was not here at the beginning of
the class. I mean, honestly, it's it's nice
to to know that my students are so eager that they, you know,
want to, you know, start the lesson as soon as possible, even
if I'm not in the room. Something that looked like you
started the class. So we're just going to, we're
just going to keep, we're just going to keep on going.
I think that's a good. Decision.
You know, I think that that's a problem that's best left
unaddressed personally, but I'm assuming since you guys are, I
think, in the middle of a Gengar male, then I'm assuming you've
already introduced yourselves. Yes, I, yes.
Yes, we. Have Yeah.
We are at the part where we've introduced ourselves.
Now we're at the part where we're reading the Gmails, yes?
OK, great. Well, since I missed it, can can
you read the first line again please?
Oh, sure, sure, of course. Let me.
Get right in here. And I'm sure.
I'm sure. Please, I've got no, you don't
need to. I've got lots of practice.
All right. Ready.
Yeah, No. All right.
And it's our title, So syrup. All right, drink.
Dear Professor Jacob Comma, recently resurrected spinner,
rack Deciduri, an Arctivish lover, Squirter, Squirtle,
murderer, knight, mother's paperboy, Ammonite pilferer.
I like your maraca flavored aura, Mr. Curtis.
That was my title. And then course, and then
course. Cindoquill, bowler, hat seller,
Zinc's best friend. Snap, crackle, pop.
You know, like the popcorn son of a mime.
Little blood in a blender. Boy Ditto slit of a mouth
Corbin. My favorite part of So first of
all, that was amazing. Great work, Mr. Thank you.
Thank you. My favorite part of those intros
is how, like, at the end, Professor Wilts just kind of
gives up on the commas. Yeah, I like that too.
I don't understand the little blood in a blender reference.
I don't get that. I don't.
I don't recall what that is referencing.
Professor Wilts. I'm not sure either, but I do
know that and. I'm also not convinced I've been
present at every lesson, so it might have been something that
we've said. There's a lot of stuff for
students that theorize about this lesson.
I love it. I mean, I meant mentally.
Oh, oh, right, right, of course. But, but let me go on, Professor
Wilt says. I recently was browsing the
National Pokedex and realized with a worried glance that they
had already added around another 15 Pokémon to the Paldea region.
Not not yet verified, but very much discovered.
I was panicked that Corbin might never.
Be 3 months worth of classes. Panicked, I I was panicked that
Corbin might never receive his starter Pokémon.
So I went to the police office to talk with all the officer
Jenny's and now with a spook of my Gengar, A supersonic flight
to see Chairman Rose on my guard Chomp, and a signing of
paperwork. All done by my guaranteeing as
many arms Corbin is allowed to have his first Pokémon now, but
there are some restrictions. I feel like that's all made-up,
Professor. This is the the only Pokémon
Corbin may receive as a gift, celebratory present or
otherwise. He's completely entitled to try
and failed to catch Pokémon on his own.
It must. Be No, he can't throw a pokey
ball, so I don't think there's really any hope of him catching.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. I could kick a ball.
I could kick. A ball small, thinly 10 year
old. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Can't throw the thing. #2 It must be a starter Pokémon.
No comment, no comment. OK, and and #3 Corbin must have
learned about said Pokémon in class.
All right, there's 162 options. I love it.
So well it. Must be starter, no, it must be
a starter. So.
Says Turn. Turn that knob down. 18 options.
There's eighteen options. So I decided Corbin's first
Pokémon is dot dot dot dot a tota dot woohoo.
All right. And then?
I can't believe I get my own tota dial.
And then, and you know, just after that, there's a side note
here to to me and the and the professor.
It says Professor Jacob Mr. Curtis, If you so try to take
away Corbin's Pokémon in any way possible, please be informed
that I work on legendary, Pseudo, legendary, and Mythical
Pokémon research. Plus all of the officer Jenny's
are on my side. My Garm Chomp and I will deliver
Corbin's Totodile or Chomp will deliver Corbin's Totodile safely
enclosed in a Pokeball at 3:00 today.
Have a good day. Professor Wilson Galar, PS, Mr.
Curtis I will come to the library study session bearing a
pseudo legendary spinner rack crossbred with a dragon type
DNA. She's a beauty.
Well. Where to begin with that?
There's a lot. There's a lot to unpack.
Now I do see that they included the documentation from the
Officer Jenny's and I'm kind of reading it right now and it does
look like it's all written in crayon.
I'm I'm not sure I can guaranteed the validity of these
documents Corbin. Now, is that is that common for
professors in Galar to be writing in crayon?
Is that Is that a thing? I don't know.
I I haven't really. I haven't made it over to the
region recently. So also what's?
Chairman Rose have to do with this.
Chairman Rose is in. Is in.
Wait. No, Chairman Rose is in Galar.
Never mind. Yeah, he was in PAL.
Dia ignore me. Yeah, and well, I didn't.
Didn't Chairman Rose get like? Dethroned.
I was gonna say dethroned. He wasn't.
But he wasn't like a king, right?
No, I mean, he was. He was.
He was definitely arrested.
He's. He's got a record.
Yes, I mean, I don't, I don't know what to say he has, but
also I, you know, I I have the ultimate say over whether or not
my students get Pokémon and. Corporate.
So I do get toe to dial. No, no, no, you do not get a
Pokémon now they did so the now the the box with the Pokeball
did arrive. Oh, it arrived.
It came early. Well, no, it's.
It just said 3:00 today. It came at 3:00 AM.
Yeah. Wow.
Before the class started and they knocked on my door and woke
me up and I was very upset so I threw it out the window.
You threw my gift out the window.
I thought I see. I thought it was mine.
I was half awake, half asleep. So why would you throw your own
package out of? The because I was very upset
that they had woken me up in the middle of the night.
Corbin, keep it out. I just said that.
Because now it's for nothing because you don't get the.
But from that mindset you wouldn't get to keep your
package, you just pitched it. Yeah, I doubt I want a package
that would wake me up at 3:00 in the morning, no?
Matter what it is. Corbin.
Keep up.
Keep up, Corbin. I'm.
Keeping up. Luckily Terry was was the one
that found it outside in the in the lawn when they were working
on the irrigation this morning so.
How did it get all the way over? Here.
Yeah. How did it get all the way over
here, Mr. Curtis? Well, your penthouse suite is in
the building across the street. So I don't, I don't know, you
know, I mean, it wasn't that far of a.
Throw you have a strong arm. I yeah, I guess.
I think the wind really caught it.
Yeah, yeah, you. Wanna play baseball?
No, I played football though. Oh.
Not. Not me too.
Too skinny for that? You're you.
I I remember he's he's got a reward for being a star foot
back. Oh, that's right.
I remember you telling me about that.
Yeah. Yes, Sir, though that's the
trophy is behind you. Star foot back, OK.
Yeah, the gold Gold Star foot back.
That's me. Anyways, Mr. Curtis, you were
derailing my plans. No, no I didn't.
Terry. Terry found the the Pokey ball
and brought into class today. It's it's it's over there.
Well. Thank you very much.
I think I'll just pick this up and then.
So this is mine now. This is my.
Pokémon. Well, so I I was I I didn't
think anything of it in particular because it is cracked
and and no longer functioning so.
Oh, it's a broken Pokémon. Wait, what does that?
Mean for the Pokémon? What does it mean the?
Pokémon inside. Is it dead?
What happens there? I.
I to be honest, I don't know, but there's definitely see, look
you can just open it. So you just.
I mean, I see that, but like, OK, so you didn't find any
Pokémon lying around outside? No, no, I'm sorry.
Well. There's a toaded aisle out there
somewhere there's. A toaded aisle on the loose in
goldenrod. Everyone look out.
Luckily it's, you know, the joto region.
It's their natural habitat so it should be fine.
I'm sure Gunk will find a friend eventually, so.
That's right. That's right.
Anyways, thank you Professor Wilts for your Gengar mail.
Unfortunately, I you know, it's sad that we can't let Corbin
have a Pokémon just yet. I know a lot of students want
that, but you know it's it's in Corbin's best interest to learn
about every single Pokémon first.
Guys, there have been a lot of requests for me to get a Pokémon
early. Like half of the Flappal podcast
reviews say give him one, give him zinc.
There's like 10 of them. They students really want you to
have zinc. People really want me to win one
cuz I'm bullied every day. You're not bullied every day,
Corbin. It's an exaggeration.
That's right. He's only bullied like every
other day. Right.
OK. Yeah.
All right, this next Gengar Mail comes to us from Jack.
Hey, Jack. Jack.
Hello, Professor Jacob. My name is Jack, and I'm one of
your newer classmates who joined around your talk on the fossil
Pokémon. And while I haven't listened to
all of your lessons yet, I promise I will.
Essentially, if only so I can figure out some of the lore that
has accumulated in this class. There's no lore lore.
We think this is a video game. Yeah, no.
Do you think this is a Phil E show?
You think this is a podcast share?
Picture. I think this is a fan Fan
theory. Yeah, what are we, some kind of
Suicide Squad? Wait, that doesn't.
Work. No.
What is this? Some kind of welcome to the
world of Pokémon, but now there's no lore, it's just
actual events that happened to us.
This is history. History.
Yeah, you got a history word for that.
Do you call history class Lore class Jack?
Because I don't. You have lore.
This is history. This is documented.
Yeah, this is documented history.
Sorry guys, I can't come and play it.
I have a lore report I have to write.
I got a lore exam. Did you guys get your lore
textbooks yet? Anyways, thank you for writing
it and being a a fan of the class.
Yeah. We really appreciate you and
your support. Thank you.
That's so sarcastic, Corbett. I'm being serious as.
As sarcastic anyways, Jack was ought to say.
But for the future, I look forward to the eventual lessons
on Fan P and Don. Fan and yes, yes, I said Fan P
That is how you pronounce it. Look it.
Up. Are you serious?
This whole time I I feel like I'm being gaslit.
I thought it was fan fee. There's it's PHANPY.
It's not fan fee all right? Fan P Well, I believe you,
Professor. Next you're going to tell me
there's no O in for alligator? There is no There is no O in for
alligator I. Knew that.
I'm just teasing. Oh, you're such a goofy little
kid. Today, yeah.
But no, it's it's definitely fan fee.
I think you changed that recently.
The dictionary. Well then I guess you know,
throw the the pokedex into the the dumpster because it says fan
fee anybody. From Pokedex, you were joining
the poker ball that was delivered to Professor Jacob.
Here we go. Into the trash can anyways, Jack
goes on to say no. Just just keep this.
Keep in mind it's fan fee and I'm going to say it a lot.
And this the rest of this is gmailed so let's not focus on
it. Okay.
Okay, Professor. Well, I haven't started my
journey yet. My dad has already given me a
fan pee to become friends with and I would love to learn more
before Peapod, my fan pee and I go on our adventure.
Yeah, Peapod. Amazing name Peapod.
In a 10 out of 10 name. Great name for a fan fan, fee
fan, fan, fan, fan. Fan, fan, fan, fan.
He's melting. That's right.
And. And Jack says if you don't
already have a Fan P or a Don fan for your lesson, my mom and
dad have a lot on our property. They might be able to send you
one best. Jack.
That'd be great. Thank you so much, Jack.
Well, I mean, I guess we'll have to see.
I haven't looked that far ahead for my Pokémon requisitions, but
yeah, we'll keep that in mind. Mr. Curtis What do you what do
you think on a Gold Star here? Well, you know, I I appreciate
the the the insight that they provided and the Peapod is such
a good name. Now I.
Did the Gold Star name Peapod Gold Star name I now?
I didn't hear him talk about how much he loves spinner rack or
bug, how bug types are better than fan fees.
OK, but like, imagine imagine he did.
OK. All right.
That's just like a baseline. Yeah, just just assume this,
just assume that there is like an underwritten Spindle Wreck is
great and all of the GANGAR males that we go.
OK. All right.
Well, I'll, I'll give him a Gold Star this time around.
So OK, happy, happy Gold Star holiday to you.
All right. Thank you to both of the
students who sent in, Gengar and thank.
You student and other professor. Student and another professor,
That's correct. Yeah, right.
Well, a professor can also be a student.
I think the professor learns stuff from us every day.
I. Don't know about that.
I do. I mean, I do learn things every
day. Do you like from being with me
and him? Like you learn from us, like
from me and from that guy right there, Right.
Well. Does anybody know a Pokémon
we're talking about today? Oh, this is a good one.
This is a really good. One I think so.
It's got to be good situation. It's a very important you know
you're not as far off as you normally are, Mr. Curse.
It's so you're. Saying I'm right.
It's not decision Y. Is it a pelipper?
Or as Mr. Curtis calls it, Pella pepper Pella peller?
No, it's not. It's not Pepler or Pelipper as
it's correctly pronounced. It is a flying type Pokémon
though. Oh, it is.
Yes. OK.
Flying type. So.
Looks looks kind of, I mean kind of sort of similar to decidui in
Dart tricks and a rowlet that that whole line.
Is it Noiverne? No.
Is it?
Wait a minute. Is it?
I mean, yes. Yes it is.
We're learning about hoodoo. Today.
All right. Wow.
Now this is a very, very important Pokémon for us because
as you may know, it is the the mascot of the Saffron City
Learning Center and all of its branches.
It's in the logo. Everybody listen to how meta
we're getting this lesson. It's the logo.
So I don't think it's, I don't think that's meta.
Well, it is for me. OK, sure.
And. I prefer the word emblem.
Thank you. That's the class.
The class seal, if you will. No Seal is a different Pokémon
Mr. we learned about. That that's true.
That's true. You're right.
Emblem's fine. Mascot's fine.
Logo, Kinda, I guess. But we'll learn.
We'll learn a little bit why the forefathers of the Saffron City
Learning Center decided to choose Hoot Hoot as it's
representative going forward from some of these Pokedex.
Forefathers man, I wish I had four dads.
I can't even keep one around. You don't even have one.
Yeah, I mean, well, you do. And he misses you very much.
He says he. Came back every day he came
back. No, I mean it's, you know, he
signs it. Mr. Mime.
Oh, that's not my I'm moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on,
moving on, moving on. Did you say you, Nova?
Moving on. Moving on, but yes, so we do
have a hoot hoot here in class. We sure do.
Hey, it's. Been in every single lesson for
while we've been here in the Jota region.
And yes, it is Lex our. Woo my main man.
Yes, some of you may have heard Lex and his cry.
So something we'll learn is that Hoot Hoots cry at the same time
every single day. And it just so happens that it's
around, you know, 15 minutes into every lesson.
As is the time. Oh, spoilers.
There's the big reveal. Yeah, it's that.
Big Reveal? What are you talking about?
We had people theorizing in the discord why Lex hoots in every
single lesson, and somebody theorized that it was to get
people to stop talking. Oh.
No, no, that would never. Stop us as if Lex had that much
power. Please.
Well, the bowl of beans has been spilled, everybody.
Bowl of beans, Lex. I do appreciate you, Lex.
Thank you, Lex. You do a great job keeping us on
track though. Yeah.
Appreciate you, Lex. I love you.
Yeah, keep it up, Lex. Hugs and kiss at it.
Let's describe Lex. It's the students at home who
might not We don't need. To look at the logo, stop what
you're doing when you're listening to this back out on
Spotify. Gone Flapple.
Look at the logo. There you go.
That's Lex. That's literally Lex.
He's wearing a bow tie right now in front of us.
That's him. It's not just a hoot, Hoot.
That's Lex. If you're doing dishes, put them
down. If you're vacuuming, stop it.
If you're driving a car, just pull out your phone.
Pull. Over it.
Pull over the side around. Don't worry about it, I.
Don't care if you're running late for work, Stanley, Just
pull over and whip out your phone.
Looking at you, Stanley. Stanley, listen, listen, Stanley
that. Stanley could stand to get to
work on time better, I don't know.
That's right. All right.
Right now you're good. You can go back to work.
But also still describe it Corbin.
Yeah. OK.
So describing it, it basically looks like a little ball.
With a, it's. Just like a little guy.
But the way it stands, the way that Lex right now is perched,
is that it looks like it has on the perch.
It looks like it has one leg, but it's not.
It actually is 2. They're just kind of on top,
like one in front of the other. There's actually two legs there.
I did not know that. This is an incredible amount of
insight that you have provided. I don't think it's.
Did you say it's one in front of?
Did you say it's one in front of the other?
It looks like from this angle where I'm sitting, it looks like
it's one leg in front of the other.
OK. Well, that's not quite right.
But you're right in saying that it looks like it only has one,
but it does in fact have two feet.
So, right. Yeah, that was AC answer,
Corbin. Good job, I'll.
Take AC, CS get degrees baby, but it's got a brown body
covered in feathers and a little cream little circle area on its
tummy. It's got 2 little wings, no
hands and then it has one of the most, you know, prominent
features. Again as you can see in the
logo. If you don't remember, you can
stop again on the side of the road while you're driving and go
check. It has these two put your foot
directly onto the brake, right? Now, right now, no matter who's
behind you, it doesn't matter. They'll understand.
I'm sorry, I legally have to say don't do that, Don't.
Do that. Once you get into an accident
and you say I had to pull over to see the picture of this hoot
hoot, they'd be like, carry on. That's fine.
Won't that makes sense. Won't press charges.
They'll just drive away. So the hood hoot has orange eyes
and then. Your car will magically fix
itself then. Your car will fix itself.
There you go. The hood hoot has orange eyes
and it's surrounded by these black circles which it has like
these little like not indentions, but like little
parts coming out that make it look like you know, 3 long
eyelashes or whatever on each side.
And then at the top it has these arrow shaped little.
I'm not even sure what they are if they're feathers.
Or not. I thought those were his glass
glasses, grippers. Yeah, sure, they look like
glasses grippers. Glasses.
Grippers. Yeah, but they look a little
arrows on on top of its head that are coming out.
They're really, really cool and sleek.
They're like it's eyebrows. They're like eyebrows.
It's like eyebrows. And then of course it has a
little beak in the middle. That's a, you know, a little
lighter pink color. And that's, that's pretty much
it. That's pretty much it.
Who who is adorable? We love you, Lex.
Appreciate you keep us on time. Yes.
Now we can't forget that Lex is, you know, a working Pokémon, so
we can't be distracting him a lot while we are, you know,
while he's trying to do his job. Yeah, but I I will.
Lex, you do great job today. I will give you a treat early.
So here's here's a here's a treat for you.
Let me toss. That ain't that sweet look at.
The wow. He He caught it right in his
mouth and he didn't. He didn't lose tempo either.
Wow. Perfect.
All right, let's get into some of these Pokedex entries.
Are we all ready? I'm.
Ready. I'm ready.
All right, starting off in the JoJo region, the first entry
says it always stands on one foot.
It changes feet so fast the movement can rarely be seen.
Yes, so like. I think the other foot is like
in its plumage somewhere. Yeah, again, it's hard.
Hard to see. Yeah, it's it's somewhere tucked
up in that thing. T-shirt.
Tucked up in that thing with a.
Hoot tucked up in that thing, maybe?
Tucked up in that thing with a hoot.
Hoot. I'm into it.
I'm into. It OK.
All right. Make it happen.
Portia. Maybe can I have like a little
like chalk ghost outline of like the second foot.
That'd be pretty good. Oh yeah, kind of like saying
like, oh, something used to be here.
Not here anymore because it tucked up in that.
Thing. That's right.
Tucked up in that thing, it's. The worst T-shirt idea we've
ever had, the next entry says. It has a perfect sense of time.
Whatever happens, it keeps rhythm by precisely tilting its
head in time. Wow.
OK, perfectly In Sync. Back and forth, Hypnotic, even.
Kind of, you know. Even if I get rid of every
clock, it'll know. Well, yeah.
Yeah. No, it doesn't.
It doesn't pay attention to clocks at all, right?
No clocks needed here. I can't.
Another T-shirt.
Another TI know it's the same thing.
Great T-shirt idea. Go on, Mr. Curtis.
I just said I can't. I can't watch Lex for too long
cuz it just you know, it hypnotizes me a little.
Bit yeah, it puts you in a trance.
I lose. I lose a couple hours every day
just looking at Lex. He's beautiful.
Really is a beautiful boy. It really puts Curtis in a very
suggestive state. Don't like that word?
No, it's just he's prone. He's prone to suggestion.
No. Like what?
What a hypnotist does. I mean, I I'll always take your
suggestions, professor. What about mine?
Nope. Nope.
All right, Nope. Nope.
You stay over.
There, this next entry says it begins to hoot at the same time
every day. Some trainers use them in place
of clocks. OK, which seems dumb to me.
I mean, do we even have a clock in here?
No, but hey, I didn't. I didn't make this classroom.
That's true. That's true.
OK. Like, OK.
So we know when 9:15 is right, yes.
Yeah. Every day.
That's when you know Lex makes us cry.
But beyond that, we have no idea what time it is unless we're
specifically counting all like every single time, who knocks
its head back and forth? Well, you know what that means.
You just have to have a bunch of different hoodoos.
Or or you put like a little counter or something like next
to its head, so whenever it moves to a side it like hits the
counter and it counts. Up.
That's kind of cool, yeah. Yeah, there we go.
So you got to take the, you got to take 9:15 and then you got to
add, you know, take, take however many are on the counter,
multiply it by two, divide that by 60 seconds, divide that by 60
minutes and that. That'll help you figure out what
time it is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Now you're assuming that it that it's tilts its head every
second. I I I don't know.
I mean, we have nothing that said that it's that it's a
second per head tilt. It could be, you know, 2 seconds
per head tilt. We don't know.
We have to we have to measure it.
That's true, but we don't have a clock.
We just have. We don't have a clock.
We. Just have like, right?
We got like. How do we know?
OK. Here's what we do.
No, no, no. Here's what we do, All right?
We we just count how many times a hoot, hoot tilts its head in a
day, all right. Then we take that number and
kind of divide it into some even number.
So and then that becomes our unit of of measurement.
OK, I I I believe that. So I say we get rid of minutes,
hours and seconds. We don't need those anymore and
we're on hoot hoot time now. Hoot time, baby.
We just live. I am 3/4 of the day through
hoot, hoot time. That's what I am right now.
I live 1/4 hoot hoot at a time. Oh my goodness.
It's like it's a quarter past the quarter past the hooter.
Oh man, it's Hoot Hoot 30. I got to go to bed.
It's Hoot Hoon that's mid. Hoon.
Instead of noon. Oh my gosh, it's.
Midday. What do we call Happy New Year
now? Happy.
New Year. Happy New Year.
Happy happy new hoot. Happy new hoot.
Happy hoot year. Happy hoot Year.
Hoot year is good now. We can't say here it's not yours
anymore. What?
Happy New Year. We need a name that people are
familiar with so it works. Happy New Year.
People know the word happy. Know how Happy Hoot Year works.
But it's not. But then you have to it's.
Happy, happy, happy. Full hoot.
Hoot cycle. It's it's a it's happy new or
Happy Hoot Year, but then it has like a little asterisk next to
it up in the corner. Yeah, so you have to say that.
Happy, Happy Hoot Year asterisks.
What does the asterisks represent though?
And then and then it it'll say like then you got to Scroll down
the page and then in. Parentheses at the bottom get to
the bottom of the page. And the parentheses down at the
bottom and it says year in context above is not reflective
of a traditional calendar cycle, but in fact a hoot hoot cycle.
So more accurate representation would be Happy Hoot Cycle, but
that does not conform with normal conventions.
So we are using Happy Year, Hoot Year as a, you know, just a a
bridge to accommodate people's sense of tradition.
Thank you very much. I yeah, I think that's really
the only option we can do. And if we could get that on a
T-shirt, that's the oldest. Selling T-shirt.
Right there. There you go.
All right, let's let's move on. The next entries come to us from
the Hoan region and this This one's really interesting, so
make sure you got your notes ready.
Oh, I'm always ready to go with my notes.
I know he He grabs it and shakes in the air so excitedly.
Every time, every time I mention notes.
All right, so this entry says Hoot.
Hoot has an internal organ that senses and tracks the Earth's
rotation. Using this special organ, this
Pokémon begins hooting at precisely the same time every
day. Interesting.
What do we What's the name of that organ?
Do we find out? I don't think so, no.
I don't think it's. It's named in the Pokedex, so
it's up for grabs. What do we think it's called,
huh? The Hootie guess.
Hootie guess Maximus. You couldn't let us.
You couldn't let us, like, you know, like joke around with a
couple before you landed on the best possible one, Corbin.
Oh, sorry. You couldn't let us pad out the
time a little bit by giving. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No stinkers to start with. No, no, I don't think I was
going to say the Hoot Sack. Oh, why is your?
Do we have name something else? A sack too?
We always go to Sacks when it comes to naming.
Well, because I'm not much of A trombone player.
But. Hold a hole for laughter.
Pause. Pause for the laugh track that
Porsche can edit it. Pause.
For laughter. We're still pausing.
They're still laughing. It's crazy.
Laughing. It's still going, isn't it?
Isn't it? Porsche, Thank you for adding
the laugh track in post production.
Appreciate it. Anyways, so you said the the
Hootagus. The hoodigus, yeah.
Hoodigus maximus. Well, I mean, is it the?
I feel like if there's a Maximus, there has to be a like
MIT. Well, actually, that's not the
real name. It's the Hoodigus Ladorcini.
That's the tendon that connects to the Hoodus Maximus.
What connects it to what? There's brain.
There's a yeah, there's a tendon that connects it to its heart.
Wow to the heart. To the heart of the hoot.
Oh wow. How do you know this Corbin?
Got to get to the heart of the hoot.
Let's just say T-shirt, T-shirt, yo, we are just, you know, we
are rolling out these T-shirts ideas.
I know a thing or two about hoot.
Hoot. I mean, it's.
I mean, listen, I did a little bit of hoot hoot research for
for a research paper for one of my last teachers, and I learned
quite a bit. So honestly, we could probably
just take the day off. I don't know about that.
Yeah, I mean, Mr. Curtis still doesn't know anything about Hoot
Hoot. That's right, even though he's
taking this seven times. Well, there's a lot of Pokémon
you have to remember. There are a lot of Pokémon
Corbin. Yeah, it's pretty judgmental of
you. Corbin, how would I go back and
quiz you on some of the things we've learned about other
Pokémon Corbin and see how much you remember?
We don't have time. We don't have time.
You're right.
We don't have time. All right, the Hootagus, Max.
Over the Hootagus Ledorsai. Ledorsai.
That was the tendon. The hoot tendon.
The hoot Hootingus maximus is the is the.
Organ. And the Hornigus Ladorci.
Hort Hootingus Ladorci is the tendon that connects it to the
heart. I'm pretty sure that was my
mother's name. Hootingus Ladorci.
Hope for applause again, hope for laughter.
Oh, applause. Thank you, Thank you.
What it all. Wow, I didn't.
I didn't expect to win the joke awards this lesson.
Gold starver. Best joke?
We need to start giving those out.
Oh. Yeah, Well, OK.
But OK, listen, it's this is this isn't about comedy, all
right? This isn't supposed to be funny.
It's not. Right.
Which is why all those reviews that say this isn't funny are
right and, you know, good. That's right, shout out to the
one star reviews on Flapple. We love you guys.
Thank you for letting us know that we're not funny and that we
swear too much in the beginning. I don't know what you're talking
about. We never smore don't go back and
check. We never.
Checked this is always a family friendly affair.
That's right. Bring the kids over.
Wait. Yeah, yeah.
Over less than, I don't know, Fifty or something.
Yeah, yeah. Starting with 50.
All right, moving on to the center region.
There's actually a decent amount of entries here, which is great.
All right. Kind of.
Kind of been in a Pokedex entry drought for these last few
lessons, but not for me too. I'm thirsty.
I hate that. So the first entry says it
always stands on one foot, even when attacked.
It does not brace itself using both feet.
Wow, Fearless. Does that mean like it just kind
of falls over it just like or does it is it just so stable on
one foot, it can it can brace itself with one foot?
What do you think? I'm I'm asking what you think.
I think it's stable enough with one that it doesn't need to use
the other. OK.
Mr. Curtis you kind of? Like, I think, well it it
switches so fast back and forth, right?
So like it doesn't really need, you know, it could still stand
on one because as soon as it gets pushed or knocked in any
direction, it just switches right quick to the other one,
You know what I'm saying? But.
That's not going to, that's not going to brace it.
I don't think it's still 1 foot. Maybe it will brace it because
if it comes down so fast, it's going to stop it from falling
over. So like, if you're being, if
you're being pushed on one, if you're standing on one foot and
you're being pushed over, your initial reaction's going to be
to put your other foot down. Yeah.
So maybe that's what it's doing. It's just doing it so fast.
It looks like the foot doesn't change.
And it's providing that negative force, I guess.
OK, yeah, maybe. Maybe it is bracing itself
technically. Yeah, we're doing a lot of
critical thinking today. A lot, I know.
Wow. What's What's What happened to
our brains? What is this class?
It is. It is class.
The next entry says it switches its standing foot so quickly it
can't be seen. It cries at the same time every
day. OK, Yeah.
Good. Yep.
Yes he does. Judy likes Yujika Boy and.
Then the last entry in this in our region says it marks time
precisely. Some countries consider it to be
a wise friend versed in the world's ways.
Yeah. So a wise friend, huh?
Heard it from a friend who'd who?
I considered Lex pretty. Wide.
Oh, I didn't hold for applause, Applause.
Hold on. Oh, thank you, Sir, for
applause. There you go.
From even messing around. Boom boom boom, go home baby
hoodoo. This driving me crazy.
He's always in the corner and he's messing around.
Boom, boom, boom. Man, I love REO Speedwag Galissa
Pod. What a great band.
OK. Let's move on from the Sinner
region and on to Do you think you know a region on something?
I'm going to assume no, because they kind of suck.
I'm going to. I'm going to go straight
straight to a Lola next. OK, you're guessing a Lola is
the next one. Yeah.
So you know, but just repeats Sino and Callos.
Also repeats other regions. But, and Mr. Cruz guessed this
correctly, the Ellola region has some new entries.
OK, so the first one says every day it tilts its head in the
same rhythm. A long time ago, people raised
these Pokémon to serve as clocks.
OK, well, they still do. Yeah, I mean, here in the GCLC
bot SCLC, we uphold that tradition.
You know, I think Lex, when I first saw Lex, I thought that I
was like, you know what he's serving?
He's serving clock. That's what I thought.
Was is that what? Is that the energy he puts out
his clock? That's the energy he puts out.
It's giving clock. It's serving.
Clock. It's the color of your energy.
Whoa. All right, The next entry here
says it cries out at the same time every day.
A long time ago, people cherished it and considered it a
divine messenger sent to tell the time.
Now, Professor, here's the question.
I'm sorry, I don't see a hand. Raised.
I'm sorry, Professor. Yes, Mr. Curtis, you have a.
Question. Thank you, Professor.
Now were hoots Hoots naturally born with their hoodies
maximuses and were natural clock keepers and prehistoric trainers
just said oh that would be cool. Or did they Was there like a pre
hoot hoot that then was selectively bred if?
You will. Yeah, selectively bred to you
know accentuate those, those facts and and were they bred to
be tools I guess is what I'm trying to say.
I have no way of knowing Mr. Curtis, although I would say
from the Pokedex entries it does seem like you know they already
had that ability like to do that and you know humans saw that and
utilized it for their own good. However, it does beg the
question as to why does hoot? Hoot have an internal organ that
senses and tracks the Earth's rotation.
What natural, what natural reason does?
Hoot the the Hootagus Maximus if you will like why, why does it
have that and you know, I mean I guess the answer is to tell the
time precisely, but the but why does it need to tell time
precisely like that and and unfortunately that that is not
answered in the Pokedex's entries.
Left to wonder? Well, we may never know, but
maybe, maybe is that they evolved, you know, to be useful
to humankind so that they can be, you know, taken care of by
by owners or something. But I mean, like, humans pretty
much take every single Pokémon as a pet.
Like, even Pokemons Pokémon that are, you know, actively
dangerous for for us to own. We'll still be like, that one's
mine. You're come on in my house.
Hey, hey, Magmar, come on in the house.
I know you're, you know, practically made of fire, but
who cares? You're warm and I like it warm.
Yeah, so I I that doesn't seem likely to me.
OK, let's move on to the next entries.
There's nothing from the Gala region.
Well, nothing new from the Gala region, but we do have something
new from the Paldea region. Paldea.
Paldea guys. Doing the most Paldea.
All right, the first one says hoot hoots internal clock is
precise at all time. At all times it tilts its head
in a fixed rhythm. OK, again, not saying that it's
seconds, we don't know what what the time scale is.
And then the last entry says since it tells time precisely,
some countries consider it to be a deity of wisdom burst in the
ways of the world. It's seen at all.
Very similar to what they said in the center region, but they
called this one a deity of wisdom instead of a wise friend,
which is what they said in the center region, which I love.
Very much, which is very interesting because you know it
says that it's like a a wise in the ways of the world, but I
don't really see who who's traveling the world very often,
you know what I'm saying? But they pretty much stay in
their their typical tree. I don't.
I don't know if that would do. That that is true.
You don't know that. You don't.
I mean, a lot of them look the same.
It could be. It could be a different hoot.
Hoot. You never know.
Please, I can identify any Poke Pokémon on site OK?
I'm not trying, I'm not trying to be rude by saying that, but I
mean with all due respect, Lex, a lot of you guys kind of look
the same, so. How dare you?
Sorry, I'm not trying to stare at that is kind of true.
That is, that is our one and only compatriot.
Well, Lex is different because he's got a bow tie.
On We look at him every day. He almost gets.
Any any hoot hoots that is employed by the GCLCBOTSCLC all
have a bow tie. Well, so we have other Hoot
Hoots employed. Yeah, there's one.
Every classroom has a has a hoot hoot.
Oh, I didn't. And we use them instead of
clocks, right? Fools.
Right. I thought it was just this one.
Sorry. I guess I didn't pay attention
to the other classrooms. Well, have you been in any other
classrooms? I've been to a couple, yeah.
I mean I have other classes here too.
Name them. Let's see.
I had sociology here yesterday. I had a history, I mean, lore,
Lore, class. And then I have one more class
that I'm still. Oh yeah, I have Intro to
chemistry. Oh, that's what about?
What about Fridays? What about Clown 2O2?
Are you into that 2O2? I'm still in I I'm in Clown 2O1
actually. OK.
Yeah, that's so that that is still like a second, a second
level. I'm still in clown school but
we're what we do is we. There are a few students here
that page in remotely through a webcam to the Saffron City
Learning Center back at home. It's from Professor Mr. Mime.
So you're you're in a, you're a remote student for that class.
I'm a remote student for Mr. Professor Doctor Mimes.
Yes, I'm pretty sure it's Professor Mime, the Mr. Mime.
Professor Mime the Mr. Mime over.
Yeah, I'm a remote student for that, but in here I'm all in
person, baby. Don't forget the PhD after his
name. That's right, there's a PhD.
Professor Mime, the Mr. Mime, PhD.
Man does. Does the professor mime record
his lessons like I do and and post them?
No he doesn't. Butterfly gone, flower.
Oh man, he should. We could, we could make it kind
of like a spin off less. Hashtag spin off.
Yeah, we could get hashtag spin off.
Let's. Get a trending.
And maybe, yeah, maybe you could.
Maybe you could help him out with that Corbin.
Maybe I could, Maybe I could. Yeah, since you speak Mr. Mime.
You're. So good at it, too.
They don't really. They really look at you like
you're one of their own, you know?
The Mr. Mimes tend to congregate towards Corbin as if they can
sense camaraderie and and. Well, I'm a friendly guy, so it
makes. Sense Kinship.
That makes sense all. Right, there is one more
regional Pokedex entry. It comes to us from the Lentil
region. It says Hoot Hoot are said to be
more accurate time keepers than any clock.
As Nocturnal and Pokémon, they are not big fans of light, so
they spend the daylight hours sleeping in holes and tree
trunks. Nocturnal.
That sounds fun. Yeah, nocturnal.
Yes. So I think that's the first one
that mentioned that they are nocturnal, which is it seems
like an oversight by most other of.
These. Yeah, it's surprising.
That's the first one that mentions it.
All right, we have one unique Pokedex entry.
It comes to us from Ash's Pokedex.
It says hoot, hoot. The owl Pokémon hoot hoot stands
on one leg, but uses both it's powerful eyes to see clearly
even through the darkest night. There's a metaphor somewhere in
there. Nocturnal, but it has very, very
powerful eyes that can see in low light situations.
So that that's, you know, a lot of additional information added
in these last couple of volcanic centuries.
I know, right? Very interesting.
So, I'm sorry, what were you saying as a metaphor, Corbin?
Seeing into the darkest of night just just sounds like a lyric.
OK. Yeah.
That I can't write. With my powerful eyes.
Let's see, Corbin. Watching.
I didn't say anything That was him watching you.
You did say. I think you did rhyme Darkest
Night with which I can't write so.
I did. That was not intentional,
professor. It never is #1.
Tell that to to the applause track that Porsche played after
it. How do you know she played that
after? Because I know.
Did I hear it? I heard it, I mean.
None of us can hear it. You don't hear it because it's
not. You're confusing the students.
You're going to think. They're going to think this is
happening in real time. Videos.
Who knows? All right, that does it for all
of the Pokedex entries on Hoo Hoo.
So now I think it's time for a go home pop quiz.
Oh, poo. Fuck, I guess you're right.
Now, now it's time for going to get.
Another pop quiz. Oh yeah.
Been too long from my last pop quiz.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
That song is now streaming on Spotify on You guys Can get it.
Yeah, make sure it gets onto your Spotify on wrapped.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's, yeah. Listen, listen to it 100 times
for the end of the year. Thanks.
Yes, you can get a couple 1000 minutes on that getting the top
5% of listeners of that Mister Curtis song.
He's even recorded a thank you video for For All You.
Guys, he knew. He knew it would blow up
preemptively. Yeah, that's it.
It's him. It's him mispronouncing a thank
you letter, he wrote. Listen the slop.
When the sloppy mouse strikes, the sloppy mouse strikes.
Strikes hard without without question.
All right, do we have our Rotom laptops out and our Pokedexes
away? I pitched mine in the trash can
a while ago, so yeah, it's away. Question Which one?
Pokedex or. Pokedex My laptop's here, so
we're good. OK, you know you.
She might want to go find that Pokedex.
It's a very, very important tool.
For us, I'll get it. I'll get it after class.
That's. Fine.
OK. Thank you.
It's chilling in there. With that, I threw out the
window. Wait, now.
It's in the trash can now. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's right. Curse threw.
It away. Sorry.
Forgot about our lore. I mean history, history,
history. Corbin.
Sorry. History, OK.
Question. Number one, how many feet does
Hoot, Hoot have? All right, I know this is a low
ball or a sorry, a slow ball. I'm really under handing this
one to you. This is a long haul slow.
Ball overhand over underhand, Yeah.
So, but it's important information to know.
All right, Mr. Curtis, this is a very quick answer.
You do not need to write a book for this one.
Yeah, we might not even have I've.
Noticed that Porsche has started editing in time passing music.
We might not even have to do that for this one.
We may not have to also Porsche. 'S been doing that.
Porsche's been on that, yeah, but I never listened.
Wow, that's right. You never go back and listen to
our. Lessons.
Yeah. Yeah.
Why would I? I was here.
You don't want. To relive the memories.
Thanks for the memories, but you know.
Even if they weren't so good. That's right.
Thanks. You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Mr. Curtis. All right.
Well, I was saying thank you. Thanks to the memories.
I. Was thinking in my hand.
Sure. Yeah.
Well, no, you did say it out. Loud so Well, yeah, you thought.
No, I was thinking the memories in my.
Hand the 1st. Part out loud I was.
Saying thank you to the memories.
That I was replaying through my through my head.
Oh, I you know you were. Rubbing your head, I'm sorry.
I I That's what I was gonna say. Thanks.
Memories both of the. Answers are in and in case
anybody has forgotten what the question was, it is how many
feet does Hoot Hoot have? Corbin said one.
Period two. Care to explain, Corbin?
What's up? One you said.
One period 2/1 point. Two whenever I send the.
Messages. I always send it numbered.
I know, it's just funny in the juxtaposition.
Of 1/2. What's very funny.
One point, what is? .2 of a of a foot look like
Corbett. It's something ghastly.
It's suck. My butt Mr. Curtis.
That's what it. Is Whoa, whoa.
An S. My B in my.
Class, Sorry, I'm sorry I didn't put a.
Soap in your mouth. I didn't do.
I didn't be doing S my B in. Class that was bad.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean we we I was.
I was just saying S my B music. No wait S my B music.
What? What is that?
Thank you. Thank you for sounds like.
Afterwards, that was incredible. For you, I'll have to re listen
to this. Lesson to understand.
What the S my B music is? I think I like that better than
the. Fair and equitable music, that
was. Now she's got to play the F&E
music. Oh, fair oh, play.
It Porsche. I love that music.
It's so good. All right and Mr. Curtis says
Hootie Hoot, or sorry. Hootie Hoot has.
That's weird. I added the the weird that's
actually that sounds much better.
I know he's. Back in the hoot hoot normally.
That sounds like how Mr. Curtis would write.
It Hootie Hoot Curtis. If you edit it, that's a 0.
That's no .0, that's zero. You don't edit it and.
You take it out back and you get.
Shot in the. Leg sorry, that was you.
Get paper cuts. Paper cuts.
That was that was too bad for me.
All right. So, Mr. Curtis, Anyways, says
Hoot. Hoot has two very speedy feet.
Whip. Ha.
That's right. Yes, you guys both got it right.
Hoot Hoot has two feet. Count them 212.
Two, yes and. Not .2 of.
One foot. So shut up.
I mean, I just got to be. Clear.
You know these? Are our students.
We're going to make sure they understand.
They understand that I'm right. It does.
It does look like 1.2. Question #2 Where does hoot hoot
spend most of its daylight hours?
All right, I see my students. Are eagerly looking at me, so
that must mean that they're ready.
I'm ready, Professor. Yeah.
That was almost. Unintelligible.
That's what we've got. I'm ready, Dad.
What? I said I'm ready.
But I'm sad. Is that what he said?
That's true. I'll allow it.
Yeah, that's what I said. OK, so the question.
Was where does Hoot Hoot spend most of its daylight hours?
Corbin said, sleeping in a tree trunk.
And Mr. Curtis said they spend the way to bright hours of the
day, mostly in tree trucks. What's a Tree Truck?
Their trucks made out of trees, Mr. Curtis.
I didn't know they slept in trucks.
That's cool trucks, Curtis. I So what's?
Wrong. I'm sorry, Mr. Curtis, I might
have to dump points on, but I don't.
Know what it's? Road Tom.
Laptop what have you. Done.
I'm sorry, is autocorrect. Professor is autocorrect.
Of course, it would have been tree trunks when you get back to
the olden days of you. Getting penalized for spelling
things wrong and losing things OK because it does matter.
I'm. Going to I'm.
Going to I'm going to say this. One more time, all right,
Corbin. It was only once before that I
docked him for spelling things wrong, and it was in the the
Pidgeot lesson where he spelled Pidgeot to look like Pidgeoto,
and that was a very important distinction.
I don't know if he means trunk. Or trunk, because he spelled.
Now that is true, I don't know. But I don't even know what a
tree truck. Is Wow that you're really
helping yourself. Wow.
I can't believe you put that in your answer.
Then Mr. Curtis, wow, You know what it is.
No, it wasn't. Me.
It was me. It was the Rotom in my laptop.
He did it. Look at his face.
That's a guilty face. 1/4 of a point, so well, so you got to
make sure you. Spell things where?
I mean, you want to spell things in a goofy way, that's fine.
Just don't make it a completely different word.
Yeah, you do it on your own dime.
Professor, stop. Rhyming Corbin.
What question number? 3.
What does Hoot Hoot's special internal organ sense that allows
it to hoot at the same time every day?
All right, let's see what my. Students have provided me with
for this answer. Corbin says the Earth's rotation
very good, you want to use. Is that your?
Final answer, Corbin. Yep.
OK. And then Mr. Curtis says it
senses the spins of the world. Just like my world spins around
you, Professor, please forgive me for my failures.
And then he wrote with like 100 as and I'm not going to read all
that. Well, that's annoying,
Professor. Would you like me to do it?
I'll do it for you, Professor. No, please, absolutely not.
No. I'm ready to move on.
Let him finish. Let him finish.
We don't know where this is going to go.
Sounds like a baby. Put it on a T-shirt, all right?
All right, you guys both got it right.
Good job the Earth's rotation. You see, I thought I was going
to trick you guys a little bit into instead of saying what
allows it to monitor the Earth's rotation, ask you the full flip
turn around of that question. But you got it.
Good job. Question #4.
Because of its ability to precisely tell time, many
cultures view hoot, hoot as a blink.
Now I have a couple of answers here.
Some oh, we've got to pick one multiple choice.
Yes, so. Option A is wise friend.
Option B is divine messenger. Option C is deity of Wisdom and
Option D is all of the above. All right, both of the students
have give. Me their answers.
Corbin says all of the above, and Mr. Curtis says all of D
above. Very good.
Otherwise known as the the bestest.
Yes, the answer is all of the above.
We have seen several names for Hoot Hoot in these Pokedex
entries. They all, they included wise
friend, a divine messenger, and a deity of wisdom.
You know, I like Hoot Hoot. But I kind of feel like those
terms are a little bit too lofty for the little hoot.
Hoot. Hey, hey, hey, Lex is all.
Yeah, Lex. Didn't like that.
Sorry, Lex. Lex is all about that.
Yeah, I guess it's their kind of like their claimed.
Family. Lex.
Lex, you're the. Bestest to me.
All right. Very, very good job.
Corbin, you got a 100, Mr. Curtis.
Feels good. Mr. Curtis you did.
Not quite. Get a 100.
Unfortunately, I can't. I haven't.
I'm I'm kind of behind on my grading so I can't remember
exactly what my grading scale was here.
But you did not get a 100. That's OK.
You know Poe buddy, is there in fact, right guys?
Hey you you said that wrong. Can't round me up.
Professor what? Sure you can't round me up,
Professor? For all the.
All the good times we've had together.
No mercy, no mercy. In this classroom.
And no, no mercy in this Dojo, Mr. Curtis.
That's right. Now drop and give me 50 right
now. What?
All right while he's doing that. Corbin, do you know what Pokémon
we're going to be learning about next week?
It's the evolved form. Of hood, right?
Yes. Four is it?
Keep going. Keep going five.
Is it UN pheasant? No, it's not even.
Pheasant. It's not Decidui, but again, I
think it shares a lot of resemblance with decidui.
Oh, is it? Knock towel, Yes, we are
learning about. Knock towel next week, Very
good, Corbin. Yeah, but that'll be for next
time if you have any questions for me.
I don't hear those push ups going stopping.
Drop the knees. Pick them back up.
No. No knees.
No. No needs, no no variations in
this. Classroom.
OK, straight free professor. Anyways, if you want to get in
contact. With me, the professor, or my
teaching assistant, or I guess Corbin as well, I can pass some
messages on to him. Hey, I'm here.
You can find, anyway, all of the different ways to contact us in
the link tree provided in the description 11.
There's a Gengar Mail. There's a flying Pokémon theme.
Social network. Twitter.
There's a Patreon. A Patreon.
Patreon. Patreon.
Interesting. Yes, we do have a Patreon
Corbin. Would you like to describe some
of the benefits of the Patreon? Yes, our Patreon has been
popping off recently. Guys, just as a friendly
reminder, the reason we plug the Patreon so much is because we
want money. No, I'm just kidding.
Now jump aside, the reason, the reason we plug the Patreon so
much is I just want to remind. I just want to remind you guys,
we have no intention anytime soon of putting ads on the
lessons and this is our way of making sure that we don't need
to do that cuz you guys are so nice and support us in other
ways. But on Patreon, you get the full
access to the Discord. You get to interact with us and
all the other cool members. You get a Pokémon named after
you. Wonderful.
You get to see Mr. Curtis's fun doodles and drawings.
You get to listen to Q&A S that we do 30 plus minute Q&A's.
There's plenty of content. There's outtakes and bloopers
from all the lessons too. And not to mention, very soon
we're starting our Nuz Lock playthrough of the time and
we'll be playing. Through that.
Whole playthrough of the three of us, we have a lot of
logistics to iron out. There, So we're not quite ready
to start releasing those yet, but they are coming soon and
they are in the works. But there's a lot of content on
Patreon. There's a lot of stuff it's
really starting to stack up now. Oh yeah, some.
Some of it is even a little bit funny.
So some of it's very funny. Go ahead and take.
A look at that, that's. Pretty funny, All right.
But. That's enough.
For this lesson. So until next time, Hurst, keep
doing those push ups. Keep going.
Keep going. 13 He's only on 13 Oh.
Gosh, he's 14. All right, whatever class is.
Dismissed. 15. Keep going.
That's it. Keep going.