Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob. Whoa.
Oh, that's good. That's good, professor.
I mean, Corbin, we should do trumpet intros for the professor
all the time. Fanfare.
I was doing fanfare. No, please no.
There is already fanfare playing.
No, no, no, there is. Music was already playing.
There's already music involved. You guys don't have to provide
that yourself. In fact, it's horrible to listen
to. Terrible, I thought.
It was good. OK, Sorry.
Let me know if you continue. So this is a biology lesson on
Pokémon. What Pokémon will you'll learn
about that in a second? Joining me here in the classroom
is, of course, my teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
How are you doing today, Mr. Curtis?
He's just screaming. I'm doing great.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Professor OK, great. Yeah.
How was your How was your walk to work this morning?
It was great. Did you bring a trumpet, Mr.
Curtis? What's happening?
I just like the idea of adding a little.
Well, what? Heck, Mr. Curtis, what do we
talk about with your ideas? What do we say?
OK, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I saw. What we?
We. Said I'll put, I'll put my
trumpet in the trash. I'm sorry, just.
He said a Curtis idea is for Mia, as in for you, just for you
know what else. For you, the Curtis idea is for
you, a professor. I give all my ideas to you.
No, no. A Curtis ID.
I want you to say this, Mr. Curtis.
A Curtis idea is for Mia. OK, but it wasn't even my idea.
It was Corbin's idea. Yeah, but then you took it, and
then you just ran with it, and then it becomes your idea.
That's true. Anyways.
Anyways, no more ideas ever, ever again.
I'm so sorry. OK.
Also joining me here in the classroom today is of course, my
young trainer in training. Corbin, how are you?
How are you? Doing Sure, sure, sure.
What's going on, guys? Good to be here.
Good to be back. A little bit bummed that we're
not on a field trip today, but that's OK.
I I do, you know, I love the classroom.
It's cool. But I do miss, I do miss being
outside in that chill fall air. Yeah, well, October air is just
and, and Goldenrod City. It just the leaves are turning.
There's a little nippiness in the air.
Oh, I just love it. Well, we, we we needed to wait,
Lay low after. You know how you left the state
of that the Ralph ruins when we left.
Yeah, I was. Going to say Corbin, I'm glad
you like Golden Red City because we are not allowed back the
ruins of Alf ever. Oh wait, why?
Because you broke the tablet on the way out.
I didn't think anybody saw that thought we ran out.
Corey was so loud and then he started crying.
It was a nightmare. Well.
I mean you. Were crying and he ran up to the
researchers and you said I did it I was me, I broke it take me
in I. Did it take me away?
Take. Away I thought, I thought, I
thought if I, if I LED with crying and and then followed up
with some, you know, begging for forgiveness that they wouldn't,
you know, say that we couldn't come back.
But they told you later, we just we couldn't come back.
That's stupid. Well, yeah, yeah, they're like
everything. As as we were leaving, they
looked at me and they did that little, like, they like shook
their head and then did like the little like, you know, like hand
across their throat kind of thing.
It was definitely a threat. Yeah.
So we go back there, they're gonna kill us.
Are they gonna kill me or the ruins of, you know, the ruins of
Alf, you know, staff gonna kill me or are we?
Am I just not allowed back any any answers?
Ruins of Alf stealth Yeah, the. Ruins of Alf stealth.
Yeah, I'm just saying you better just lay, lay low.
You don't want the staff from the ruins of Ralph to come back
and and attack us. So.
Yeah, I can't imagine. I can't imagine doing something
so heinous and have to lay low. Hey Mr. Curtis, you remember the
museum and the the fossils you took?
I never stole anything. I don't know what you're talking
about. You definitely did.
The Pewter Museum of Science. Pretty sure you stole some
stuff. No, no, don't know about that.
Natural History Museum or something like.
That seems that you and I are both criminals on the run now.
Now we just need Professor Jacob to mess up.
Yeah, but he did it intentionally.
You did it by accident because you're because you're, you're
uncoordinated. And even even if I did, which I
didn't, I never got caught. So yeah, how about that?
Yeah, at least with. Me, they can say he's a kid, he
didn't know any better, you know what I mean?
I always use that as a defense and it works.
You really don't want Corbin as your as your #2 on a heist
because like. No, no, no, he, he.
No, you do, because I can't go to jail because I'm a kid.
He. Immediately gave himself up.
He immediately went to the nearest authority figure and was
like, take me away. I did that.
You can have. Me, you can have me do The Dirty
work because I'm only 10 years old, so I'm not going to get.
Oh, oh, friend. They caught us.
And he, like, opens the door to where we're hiding.
Yeah. OK hey guys, great banter.
It was real fun here in the class today.
I like this energy that I. Love when you call it out, I.
Like provide it. But you know, I think we should
get down to the lesson. I'm not going to read any Gengar
males quite yet, so I think we can just jump right in.
Does anybody know what Pokémon we are learning about today?
It's a Deciduite professor. It's not Deciduite all right.
We have our contractual Deciduite out of the way.
It's. Not Rowlett, right?
No, it's not Rowlett either. OK, any other any other fan
favorites we want to hit before we say the real name?
What was that? Grandpa.
You said grandpa. No, you weren't worrying about
your Grandpa Corbin. No, no, grandpa.
Grandpa the normal dragon tiger Pokémon, huh?
What? About clink clang.
No talk about clink, clang AM. I gonna talk about clink clang.
No, we are learning today. I was gonna go ahead and say
we're learning about Wob of it today.
Wob of it. It's not pronounced Wob.
Buffet. Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure it's pronounced Wob of it because it's like the
word buffet. Like you get hit.
Oh. Like getting smacked around a
bunch? Well, it.
Makes me think of a buffet and I'm hungry.
Yeah, I'm kind of, damn. I'm kind of hungry too.
Yeah, Mr. Gracie, got any of that spinner rack jerky?
Oh yeah. Sure, I've always got some
that's. OK, that's OK.
That's oh, you know, and I've got.
Some in my my inner jacket here is warm.
It's been in my inner jacket all day.
Here, I'll I'll give the warm ones to you.
Corbin, the. Hot rod flames keep it warm.
How does that work? Yeah.
And then no, it's. Warm because because of his
natural body here. Yeah, it's next to my thing,
next to my my cold body. His furnace of a body.
That's right, I'm. Good.
Thank you, jerk. OK, here, here, professor.
Here's a baggie for you. OK, thanks.
I'll put this I'll eat this later, but instead of of eating
spinarak jerky, I'm going to throw out a Wob of it and we can
kind of like take a look at what this Pokémon.
Oh, let's do it to it. Here is wob of it.
Look at that dumpy looking fella.
Okay, wow, well. That that was pretty.
Okay, well, okay, he dumpy in a good way.
All right, very cool, very blue. Looks like an upside down tier
with four legs and two long. Definitely wait, wait.
Definitely 4 legs. You think or you think this is
just like 22 feet with two big toes on them?
I it looks like it looks like 4 nubs, 4 corner nubs on each side
and then it has a tail, a black tail with eyeballs like are
those eyes professor? Could me what are the?
Oh, sorry, you don't let me go near his tail.
Yeah. And then he has these long arms
with no fingers on them. And his eyes are always they
look like they're shut. It's like a less than and
greater sign. That's what it looks.
Like, yeah, it's just, I think it's just exciting to see you,
honestly. He's just excited.
He was excited. Yeah, he's been wide open, Corby
fella. Why don't you give?
A Give Wabuffet a shove. See what happens.
Are you sure? Yeah, just see what.
Happens. OK, hold on.
Let me. Yeah, let me just I'll, I'll let
me get my little baggie here. OK.
All right. Well, I don't really wonder, OK?
I'm not like Mr. Curtis. I don't go out of my way to hurt
Pokémon. I don't know if you're not.
Hurting it. You're just shoving it.
OK, You see? I just want to see if you can
knock it over. Wait, can it?
Can it take it? Is it like tough enough that I
can? Shove it.
Yeah, it's tough enough. OK.
All right. Mr. Wobbeffett, I am going to
shove you now. Ready in three.
Let me know if it hurts too much.
OK, ready and 1:00. And that.
Back. So oh man, God.
So that's a counter attack is what?
And that's what wobble. Feels like what?
Here, it's OK. Here.
I'll set you down. Corbin.
There you go. They just dominated me.
I've got a name from what's called Dominic.
Let's call him Dominic. It's a good name.
Dominic. Dominic.
Dumb for short. Oh man, he's the.
Kind of guy that lives like in the fast lane.
Yeah, someone tells me he's about family also. 1/4 mile at a
time. Now that I'm thinking about it,
Dominic is also one of our patrons, so that works out.
Wow. OK, nice.
Wow. Hey, Dominic.
That was a solid hit, my guy. Oh, that's blood.
That that hit was not only was it fast, Corbin, but it was.
Furious. Oh my.
God. Oh my gosh.
I I'm catching your drift. I'm catching your drift.
Dominic, it's you. You.
You pack quite a punch. I get it.
Oh. Man, it was really your.
It was really your fate, Corbin, to be furiously punched.
Yeah, well, let's not this, let's not all these, let's not
let this spin out of the control.
Can you put him back up? He looks he wants to hit me
again. OK.
Well, OK. So yeah, we can go ahead and put
Dominic back into their pokey ball.
All right. Come on, Dominic.
Bye, Dom. Mine's nice, don't you, man?
How? He said.
How Professor back in there? Yes, yes.
Why not? Are we not talking about?
Why not? Wow, very good.
OK, so so yes, why not does evolve into Wobbefit that is the
unevolved, but that's we don't learn about that until the.
That thing. What'd you say?
You said we don't learn about that that.
Thing no, we don't learn about why not until the the Sino
Pokedex entries so. Wait, really?
Why not? Wait, no, I'm wrong.
It's actually the the Helen Pokedex entries.
OK, the question still stands. Why?
Why are we not learning about it now?
Why not? Why not?
I said. Why not?
Yeah. That's what.
That's when we'll be learning
about it. Why not?
Yeah, why not? Why are we not learning about it
now? That's what he said.
About why not, Now we're learning about Wob of it.
Right. Why are we not learning about?
Why not right now? OK, well, that's because so it's
one of those things where in the JoJo region they're like, wow,
look at all these Wob of fits and they kind of just thought
that the Wob of. Who knots on 2nd?
Did we get that? Did we get that?
Was that was that was the recording device recording that
hilarious joke We making sure do we get?
Do we want to say it again just so everybody does?
I want to say it again just in. Case just got a clean cut.
Clean cut of that. All right, Mr. Curtis, please
say that again. I did not hear you.
I. Can't and who not's on 2nd?
No, he messed it up. He messed it up.
Oh man, I can't even. I can't even hear anything
that's happening now because of the roaring laughter of the
students at home. This.
Is the roaring Yeah, everybody from all the from all the other
classes are laughing so hard right now.
Hey that. Brings up a good question.
We haven't had a call to action in a while on the Spotify
comments. So question is Spotify gone?
Comments. Yeah.
What's the hardest you've ever laughed in a lesson?
Let's hear it. This one.
Wow. Tell us how great we are, Yeah.
Tell us how great we are, please.
Which one of which one of Mr. Curtis's jokes are your
favorite? That's a good. 1.
That's not the question. That's how we get no comments.
That's. How we get no comments that's.
How we get no comments anyways? Basically they didn't discover
why this didn't discover why not until until the Hoenn region.
That's when it where it was discovered, and that's where the
Pokedex entries come from. But Hoenn wasn't added into the
national Pokedex until after Johto was.
So we have to get through all of Johto first all.
Of these politics. It's, you know, it's just an
organization thing and keeps us organized.
Sure. Yeah, learning it out of order
keeps us organized. I get you.
Listen, cuz then we'd have to change the the number of Wob of
it, right? And then we'd have to change the
number of every Pokémon that comes after Wob of it.
Right. And it doesn't.
Make any sense to just just slide another Pokémon in there?
God. We gotta make some new numbers.
Yeah, what? OK, a new number that comes
after two O 1. What is it, Corbin?
Schlevendy, Schlevendy 4. Schlevendy 4.
Why 4? Schlevendy.
Schlevendy Blore No. It's I'm making my own rules,
Professor, what are we talking? About how about what if we did?
What if it was? Now stay with me.
OK. 201.5. But that's already a number.
Yeah, we forgot. About the Infinity that exists
within numbers. That's right.
OK, I have a couple of Pokedex
entries here to read about Wob of it not about why not, We're
not learning about why not today.
So the first Pokedex entry from the Johterg region says it hates
light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its
body to pump up its counter strike.
Pump, pump, pump it up. Yeah, I felt that, and my nose
did too. Yeah.
We saw that in its reaction to Corbin's shove.
It was a quick puff up and then just it.
The wineback was like takes. General 1-2 Puff up and shut up.
Yeah, puff up. He'll be puffing up.
You'll be shutting up. Oh, a T-shirt.
Put it on a T-shirt. There'll be two UPS, me puffing
and you shutting. And you?
Up and no kind of sure. Whatever the next entry says to
keep its pitch black tail hidden, it lives quietly in the
darkness. It is never first to attack.
I can't picture that thing hiding in the dark.
Dom seems like a real family man, so I can't really picture
it like him being like just hiding in the darkness.
I picture him just like, I don't know, riding around doing his
thing. Do his thing.
Well, maybe it's tail is its family and that's why, and
that's why it lives in the darkness.
It's not because it's hiding itself, but because it's hiding
it's tail. T-shirt My tail is my family.
Print it, sell it order. 50 As far as the things that we've had
for T-shirt ideas so far, this lesson, that was probably the
worst one. Yeah, yeah, that was the really
feeling of that one. Listen, I didn't listen.
I didn't say it was a good one. I just said we're gonna add it.
Yeah, we just gotta get these T-shirts moving.
We just gotta keep these ideas. We just, we got so many.
And that's actually AT shirt keep these T-shirts moving is
another T-shirt that we're putting up.
That's an athletic wear shirt and.
We're gonna have AT shirt with all the T-shirts on it.
Yeah, yeah. That's our T-shirt.
T-shirt. OK, the next entry says, in
order to conceal. It's a black tail.
It lives in a dark cave and only moves about at night.
All right. So that that's confirmation of.
Right of. What we already saw, right?
But this is like, so this whole like it never attacks 1st and it
like lives quietly or hidden away.
That's why we call it the quote UN quote patient Pokémon.
And now I know what you're thinking and I know the joke
that you're cooking up in your brain right now, Corbin.
You're saying like I don't have 10.
Is it is it, is it like being treated by a doctor?
Is it a patient? Why is it at the hospital?
Because it's a patient. I wasn't thinking any of that.
Oh. No, I was thinking that,
professor. I thought that was good.
That was funny. Thanks.
No, I definitely saw Corbin's eyes roll back into his head.
He was trying to think of this joke.
That's. What he always does.
OK. No patient as in like you know,
they bide their time kind of thing.
Gotcha, gotcha. OK, same and understanding with
dealing with difficult students. I'm not difficult, I'm easy.
I didn't say it was you. That's true.
He didn't say it was. You could have been one of the
virtual students, Corbin. Don was a good student, right?
Yeah, Don. Yeah, she took the class.
Honestly, she was so inconsequential that I don't
really remember anything about her.
In fact, it was so long to remember that she was one of my
students. How?
Could you say that? She's always on my mind.
She's so memorable, I can't relate.
OK, the next entry here comes to us from the Hohen region.
It says if two or more WOB of it meet, they will turn competitive
and try to outdo each other's endurance.
However, we they may try to see which one can endure the longest
without food. Trainers need to beware of this
habit. So you just keep smacking each
other back and forth. Yeah, or, or they're also just
like not eat. They'll just sit there and they
we'll see who can go the longest without food and then just pass
out and die because they haven't eaten anything.
That's no good. So as a trainer, you have to
make sure you're make sure you're wild buffet's eating,
make sure it's not in a deadlock competition with a different
wild buffet about not eating food.
Yeah, that's that's a no, no. No, all, he's being always be on
the lookout for that. That's right, the next entry
from the Hoen region says Wobblefit does nothing but
endure attacks. It won't attack on its own,
however, it won't endure an attack on its tail.
When that happens, the Pokémon will try to take its foe with it
using Destiny Bond 0. So if you try to go after its
tail, it's pretty much just going to kill you.
Yeah, it's going to be like, I'm taking you with me, buddy.
You're coming with me. Which I guess is I think, and
that's why it's it has a psychic typing, because this appears to
be some kind of like supernatural contract that it
that it gives you when you touch its tail.
Yeah, you're marked for death, so.
Don't. So yeah, don't.
Don't touch the tail. Don't touch it, OK, the next
entry says. Usually docile.
A Wob of it strikes back ferociously.
If it's Black Tails attacked, it makes its lair in caves where it
waits for nightfall. Again, I can't picture this as
like a nefarious waiting, anticipating Pokémon.
I just can't picture living in the shadows.
I think you're adding the the nefarious thing Corbin now,
which is. Waiting in the dark to sound so
nefarious, but it's. Not it's doing it to protect
itself, to protect it's tail specifically.
Yeah, it's the tail's pretty dark too.
So in the dark, it's business. I like that.
Sorry, what did you say, Corbin? I said some serious business.
It's it's it's gonna to deprive itself of having a good time and
being with its friends and family, all because it wants to
hide its tail. Yeah, well, so this next entry
from the center region says it desperately tries to keep its
black tail hidden. It is said to be proof the tail
hides a secret. Oh, the tail.
Well, I mean, the only thing that we know so far about the
tail is that it quote, UN quote won't endure an attack on its
tail, right? So that's we don't know if
there's more secrets going on, but be thinking about that, be
thinking about that secret. OK, so that's why it's
protecting you, because it knows the secret.
Or there's a secret in it. It's got like a little secret
candy in there. Must be a pretty good candy.
I don't. Know I don't want to say too
much. I don't want to say too much
right now because we'll talk more about it later.
OK, let's see here. There's nothing new from the
Unova region, nothing new from the Callos region.
Of course, why would there be? Olola again did not write
anything down about this Pokémon.
God it's such so sad when Olola doesn't have any Pokedex entries
for a Pokémon because they they always nailed.
Lola, come on. And the Gala region just copied
what we've already seen. I mean, Guava Fed's pretty
pretty straight and forward. Is it though?
Is it though, Mr. Curtis, 'cause I feel like there's a big, a big
blind spot that we're missing here.
It's it's tail something. That we're not, we're not
hearing about it's tail. The what?
But it's is the woba FET its tail though?
I mean, the woba Fet's pretty straightforward.
But Curtis, everybody shut up. Stop it with these.
No, no, no, no. Everybody stop with these with
these theories for the moment. OK.
All right. There won't be a time for theory
giving. OK, and I'm sorry, I just wanted
to add to the the discussion of this class.
You don't get to do that anymore.
I know, don't worry, you will. You'll, you'll get to add to it,
but it's no. Did you say no?
I said no, he didn't get to add anymore.
He gets to listen. But for now, listen.
But later on you'll get to add. You'll see why.
Wow, Corbin, that's really the cup calling the bowl toasted.
I thought it was the bold calling the cup cup toasted.
I thought that was stop trying. You guys gotta stop trying to
make the saying happen. It's not.
It already happened. It is a.
It is a saying. It's not.
Gonna catch on. No one's gonna say it other than
you 2. Gordon everybody's already
saying it. We, it's not like we came up
with it. They just be saying it.
Gordon Anybody say it, Gordon. Was the one that taught me how
to say it. Who Gordon?
OK, well he must be on to something new 'cause he I don't
hear him say it. Yeah, he told me he.
Also, don't speak cadabra. Wow, you don't speak Cadabra
Corbin. That's really the bulk on the
cup. Cup toasted, that's that.
I can't believe that. Your own roommate and you can't
even. Toast in that cup.
All right, so that does it for the regional Pokedex entries on
Wobbefit. I have some unique entries.
The first one comes to us from Ashes Pokedex.
It says Wob of it. The patient Pokémon Wob of it
like to live in dark areas so they can keep their Pitch Black
tails concealed. That's right, we knew that.
We do. Know that.
And then the next entry comes to us from James's book.
James's book. James.
And his book. Like the Team Rocket Man, I.
I don't know the names of all the Team Rocket members.
Corbin stopped trying to trick me into into admitting that I
was a Team Rocket member, because I wasn't.
Almost got him. Yeah, it's weird that now it's
weird that you know that James is a Team Rocket member.
Yeah, speak on this, Corbin. Yeah.
Corbin, how come? What's your history with James
and his book? What?
Do you know about with James? How do you know him?
How do you guys know him? I don't know.
I don't know who this is, James. You're the one who said he was a
Team Rocket Rocket member, Cormor.
You're the only one That's information.
What do you know there's? A basic name, no offense to any
James is out there. It's a basic name there.
I'm sure statistically speaking, there is a Team Rocket member
named James. So I was just trying to bait
you, see if you would, see if you would cave a little bit
because there's a you have, I think you have a tainted past
professor. You don't like to talk about it.
No, I just forget most of it honestly.
Maybe, maybe while Buffett's tail holds the secret that you
were in Team Rocket at one point.
He's on to me. OK, so James's book, which I
guess we're count considering a Pokedex, says what about the
patient Pokémon is unable to initiate attacks.
Cool, that's. Right, nice lover, not a
fighter. And then the last unique entry
comes to us from a professor Neroli, It says.
It desperately tries. Wait, we all remember what
Neroli? What?
Pasta. Stromboli.
Yes, that's their name. What's what?
What they're area of study is. Pasta.
Stromboli. No, it's sleep, Sleep.
That's right, sleep. I said that.
But they could also be really good at making Strombolis.
I bet he is he. Could, but that's not his area
of research. Mr. Curtis.
OK. But it's a passion side project,
if you will. Yeah.
Anyways, so Professor Neroli's entry says it desperately tries
to keep its black tail hidden, though it keeps up the effort
even while asleep. It's said that when Wild Buffett
sleeps deeply, it drops its guard and it's tail can be seen
on full display. Very nice, very nice.
And that. Hey guys, that's it for all the
Pokedex entries on Wob of it all.
Right. Wait for real for real for.
Real, for real? Yep, that's all the entries.
I do have a an essay from a student that I would like to
read if that's OK with you. Sure, that's fine with me.
Whatever you like, professor. So this essay comes to us from
Knight Nitrolios. Nick, What's up?
Nicholas, Nicholas. Nicholas.
But Nicholas.
Sloppy mouth Contagious. Well, Nicholas did say try
saying my name in the weirdest way possible, please.
It's very funny. So that.
Was Nicholas Nicholas Nicholas, Nicholas Nicholas Nicholas
Nicholas Nicholas. Nitrolast says hey everybody I
have an essay for you guys but first I'm re listening to all
the lessons. I just want to say Congrats
Michael on being the first student to write an essay.
This one goes out to you, Michael.
Wherever you are, Michael.
Go wherever you are the 1st. Essay appreciate you.
Nicholas goes on to say I wanted to write an essay on Umbreon
first, but I was too late. Sad face.
So I wrote an essay on Wobblefit.
Here it is, Wabafit is a blue quadrupedal Pokémon with a
question mark. I have no idea, but it has these
4 nubs on the bottom it appears to walk on.
It really does, yeah. It has a black tail with two
eyes on it. It is the evolved version of why
not? I hope they don't stare at you
at night like Mr. Curtis does with Corbin.
I do. Yeah, he does.
He does do that. And you got to stop you.
You've carried the tradition over to Johto and you got to
stop it. It's really weird.
They say I'm on to you, Mr. Curtis, but I love your work.
Keep it going. So keep it up.
I promised your I promised your father, Donnie J, he's not that
I would keep my eye on you. And that means even while you're
sleeping, I gotta keep my eye on you.
He's. Not my real father, but thank
you. Your real father, Donnie J
escort Mr. Curtis. Thank you, Mr. Curtis, for
keeping your eye on me. But you don't have to be weird
about it. You don't have to creep outside
my window and stare while breathing and fogging up the
window. Yeah.
And you're definitely not on the 1st floor, right?
You're like an apartment. Building.
Well, yeah, it's I'm over like the second floor.
So like he's like. He also caresses the window.
You gotta stop it. Well, I don't want to be in
there breathing on you. That's gonna disturb your sleep.
You don't. Breathe at all just.
I just stare. Did you just ask my teacher
assistant to stop breathing? No, I got about curtains anyway.
Yeah, you probably do, Mr. Curtains.
Mr. Curtains, Just not Mr. Curtis.
Yeah. Anyways, so back to me,
Charles's essay here. They say wobble fit also has a
giant smile on his face. The average wobble fit is 4 foot
3 and weighs around 62.8 lbs. The female wobble fit has
something that looks like red lipstick on her face.
It's a pure psychic type and has a pretty high HP.
It's weak against bug type in parentheses.
The superior type. They're all weak to bug type.
When it is attacked, it will inflate and strike back with a
powerful counter strike. Hey Mr. Curtis, maybe you can
breed this into your spinner rack and they say this was my
essay. I hope you will read in this in
class. Yes, we did.
Don't worry. Confirmed.
Your wish is granted. If I get a Gold Star, I would
like to give half of it to Corbin, our sweet baby boy.
Sounds good. Also, I'm not a baby boy.
Have fun with the testing portion.
This is my first essay and I hope to do more love from nachai
to high. Sound.
Nicholas. Nicholas.
Thank you Nicholas, you will of course be getting extra credit
for this wonderful essay. As well as three Corbin stars.
Thank you very much. Well, OK, so here's the thing.
If you give Nicholas a Corbin star, they cannot receive a Gold
Star, so fine. I take it back, Nicholas, you
get only no, no stars. OK, no, no, Corbin stars Mr.
Curtis Gold Star. What are we thinking?
I do think that Nitrolus does deserve a Gold Star because they
pointed out how superior bug type is that the the defensive
counter attacking, you know, super wapa fat that everybody's
afraid of. Of course everybody knows
everyone's afraid of WAP fat is of course weak to the vastly
superior bug type. Well, so that just goes to tell
you how great the bug types are. Thank you.
OK, but bugs can easily be. Thank you, Nicholas.
I appreciate Roid. You know what's good against bug
type? Flying Lex could destroy any
spinner rack that you bring against him.
That's about. That Lex is busy working, yeah.
He's just sitting there. Hey, keep it up, Lex.
Keep doing your thing telling time.
Don't respond. Don't respond, Lex.
Do your job. God, it's hard to keep him in
line sometimes. I know, I know.
See, so you are giving, you are giving Nicholas A a Gold Star,
Mr. Curtis. Yes, I am.
I am. All right.
Well then, now you do have to give half of that to Corbin,
because that's what's. Thank you very much.
I appreciate that. No.
Well, so Corbin held onto it, and the half of the Gold Star
did just melt into the ground. Yeah, because, you know, he's
got too many Corbin stars. Yeah, too many Corbin.
Stars. The power just radiates and and
destroys the Gold Star. Corbin response.
Corbin. I just want a Gold Star.
No, I'm sorry. You're going to have to.
Get rid of Corbin stars you. Got to get rid of your Corbin
stars. Well if I give them out then
nobody can get gold stars. Who made this rule?
This is stupid. It's just cardboard stars I
made. Yeah, it's, it's just, it's just
nature, Corbin. It's just the, you know, the
physics of our universe. 2 stars can't exist together T-shirt
that's AT shirt maybe. Okay, put that.
All right. So thank you again, Alice.
Anybody, any other virtual students out there would like to
send us an essay on a Pokémon they want to hear about?
Go ahead and send it to wwwpokemon@gmail.com send them
early because you know, especially for you know a quote
UN quote popular Pokémon because those tend to fill up pretty
quickly make. Wobblefent, right?
So. There's a Pokémon you really
like make sure you send in an essay as soon as possible.
We're. Also taking more emails that are
positive about me, so if you want to prioritize talking about
how great I am, that would be awesome.
Yeah, positive Corbin emails, we'll take those as well.
Well, those will be first priority.
Well, we receive all emails. There isn't like a.
No, there's a filter and I could turn it on.
Is there? OK?
Yeah, I guess you're on the filter that says only include
Gengar males that have the word Corbin in them.
Yeah, Corbin and Nice. Corbin plus nice.
So it could be you could you could write one that says Corbin
is not nice. Yeah.
No, no. No, no, no.
Yeah, it will detect the word not.
I don't think it will. OK, everybody focus up, focus
up. We need.
Quite the robust Rotom filtering our Gengar mail your.
Mom's a robust Rotom. It's.
Very robust Rotom. I know Corbin's just stalling
because he knows what comes next.
That's right, It is time for the testing portion.
This is why I didn't want to talk too much about Walt
Buffett's tail because most of the entries they say like it's,
it's like it's protecting it's tail and it's tail is, you know,
if you hit it, it'll die. I just want, you know, I wish
there was more info on the, on the wob of its tail.
So, you know, I guess the question is I this, oh, sorry,
we're doing an essay question today.
I'm getting ahead of myself. OK, We're doing an essay
question today. And the question itself, what it
is, why is Wob of it so emphatically guarding it's tail?
But I guess focus more like ignoring.
I don't want to say ignoring, but like the home and entries
did say it won't endure an attack on his tail.
So I guess for safety reasons, but also I want to know more
about the secret. So if you could, you know, kind
of like talk a little bit more about the secret that while
Buffett is hiding in the tail, that would be that would be
great. So go ahead, take some time,
really, really work something out.
I'm excited to hear what you guys come up with.
I'm always excited to work things out for you, Professor.
Shut up. Hey, shut up.
Have you considered shutting up?
Go. OK, Corbin's just yelling go at
me. Go, professor.
Go. I'm ready.
Go. I'm.
Ready. I finished mine.
I finished mine, Professor. I'm ready to give my
presentation to the class. Thank you.
All right, OK, so the the the the essay question here we want
to make we want to like learn a little bit more.
I want to hear theories about Wabafit's tale.
So, Corbin, please give me your your essay on well, buffets
tail. Let's hear it.
All right, so let me let me paint a picture for you guys.
So you could you guys, you guys have heard of the Pokémon move
substitute, right? I guess so, yeah.
But. The Pokémon puts out a fake, you
know, substitute that takes all the damage.
That is what I think Wah Buffett is, and I think that's the
secret that it's hiding. I don't think Wah Buffett is the
blue part. It's the tail.
Most of it, or at least most if not all of it, is the tail.
It guards its tail because it's the real body.
It draws the attention of everybody with its dumpy blue
body that falls around like a little punching bag.
But in reality, the brains, the vital organs and everything are
contained. The tiny black tail, which is
very susceptible to attack. It doesn't really, you know,
it's not very strong. We saw it.
It's like this tiny little floppy thing on the back of it
can be very easily hurt or attacked or stomped, what have
you. So that's why it never starts a
fight and it likes to hide in caves is because it's doing that
for self preservation. It keeps the tail or 99% of its
body, the actual Wob Buffett body away from people because it
doesn't want to be attacked and killed.
So it gets really angry when you try to jacket and it'll cast
that destiny Bond on you because it's like, oh, you went after
the real me, now you're done. All right, so I think I think
Corbin you this is probably the most logical answer and most
like that's. My theory.
That's my. Probably the correct answer.
You know that it's organs are inside.
I want to hear Curtis's crazy. Yeah, but I want to hear, I want
to hear what Curtis has. I want to know if Curtis thinks
there's a there's another nasty little secret that this, this
BLOB of it's heightened. OK, well let me let me say this.
Give me like another 10 minutes to come up with another reason.
Hold on. No.
Did I take it? No, I was just going to say that
Wobbefet has a deep dart secret, and that secret is the Wobbefet
is actually its own tail. That's right.
The black thing. It looks like a tail is in.
Fact. The Wobbefet itself and the blue
torso, that's crazy. It's an intricate blow up
appendage that it can manipulate.
This classic Rooser misdirection.
That's why it's so tough and it bounces back on anyone that hits
it it It has also put so much resources and effort into this
puppet that it in itself is left defenseless.
And, you know, this is further supported by its use of strong
psychic powers because it's using its psychic powers to
manipulate the puppet. You know, there you go.
Mr. Curtis, I rely on you for out there theories.
All right, I. Thought that was pretty out
there, Professor. I'm sorry, no.
I think that's the answer. I think that's true.
I don't think that's out there at all.
I'm so sorry, professor, I'll give you.
Another, I mean it just, it made it made the most sense.
All sides point to it being the real body, the black tails, the
real body. With me.
Just don't want to. Play with me here my.
Do you want us to do an essay Part 2, professor?
No, I don't. You don't have the time for it.
I'll give you my theory though. I'll give you my theory.
OK, hold on. The black one is the baby.
Oh. OK, OK.
All right. They don't have on.
That Mister Curtis. They don't have eggs, they have
a live birth and it's a it's the baby that's grown up.
The what? The heck is why not?
Why not? That's the that's the second
stage of, of the baby. So that's after it's after it's
separated itself. So it's kind of like it's kind
of like a Kangaskhan situation. Like like it lives like in, in
like a pouch on the, on the wob of it.
Yeah. Toward on the back.
Of the wob of it. OK, I have another like.
This I like this I got OK. Let's keep it going.
Let's keep it going here. I think the.
Tail is wob of its heart it keeps.
Its heart outside of its body. OK, there's.
Not a purpose. And there has to be a reason for
this. Let's hear.
It and why the eyes? Because it doesn't have any
sleeves, it's the closest it's gonna get to wearing its heart
on its sleeve. Thank you very much.
OK. All right.
It was a joke. He played us for fools.
Here's what I think. I think that to keep the Wob of
it, you know, energized and moving around needs a power
source of needs a very powerful power source because look at the
unit this absolute. Unit.
Nuclear energies in that tail. So it uses uses a very powerful
but unstable power source that it keeps in its tail and it
knows that if anybody interacts with this tail, it will explode
and kill everybody within a 50 mile radius.
That's right, it's a nuclear weapon weapon.
It's protecting it. It's protecting the tail for us.
It's right. It's right keep.
That. That's cool.
I like that. I dig it.
Great. We've had a lot of fun theories
today. And the body's a hot air balloon
and the. Body is a hot air balloon is
also the thing the. Deflates.
It goes in between cracks of rocks.
That's right. That's like a fairy, right, Miss
Curtis? Well, I was, I was very
disappointed at first with this essay, but you guys really
brought it back, so thank you for that.
No. Of course.
Yep, here to disappoint then please.
That's how he does it. OK, Hey, we're done with
Wobblefit. Wobblefit.
Done. Done.
Old news. Don't eat anymore.
What are we learning about next week?
That's why. Not.
No, we're not learning. Why not?
You tell me what the next
Pokémon learning about is. Give me a hint, what type is it
again? It is a psychic type.
More than. That it's a normal type.
It's a psychic and normal type. Oh OK.
How many of these is it Giraffe rig?
Yes, yes, we are learning about giraffe rig next week.
Good. Very good job, Corbin.
Thanks. Hey, buddy.
Yeah, I'm proud of you. Thanks, Dad.
Professor, thank you so much. I'm.
Not a Mr. Mime come. You're not a Mr. Well, Mr.
Mime's not my dad, so that would.
He calls you Dad. All right, well, that's gonna do
it for today's lesson, and if you have any questions for me,
the professor, you can send me a Gengar mail at
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Don't you? Don't say there's a lot of fun
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There's a bigger price to pay. You're right.
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Cool. Anything else to add, Mr. Kerr?
Same thing that Mister that Corbin missed that.
Mr. Corbin missed is right. No, Mr. Corbin.
Just Corbin. Or.
Should find out that Mister thing that I just said.
I think the IT would be good to go look at our YouTube page.
Nah. And and see the good stuff that
we put on there, all the little good we.
We streamed. We streamed earlier this month.
We streamed some some horror games.
And that went well, I think. Yeah, I think it went well.
I think it went very well. Who knows?
And what else we did we we put funny shorts up there.
We post the Neslock episodes up there that are are a little bit
later than with the normal, you know, when the normal nuzlocks
normally come out on the Patreon, then two weeks later
they'll come out on the Mewtwo. Makes sense.
Yeah, yeah. And then yeah.
So yeah, stay tuned. Stay tuned.
And you know what?
Stay tuned for next week because class wait until next time.
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Until next time class is dismissed.