Hello there and we are here at the Don Fan Derby.
Derby, Derby, Derby, everybody. You do the announcement like
that. I know.
Yeah, guys. OK, sorry.
Yeah, now that the announcement is done, hello there, and
welcome to the world of Pokémon. My name is Professor Jacob, and
thank you so much, everybody, for joining us here at, as you
already guessed, the Don Fan Derby.
Wait, can I do it into the microphone?
Yeah, here. Yeah, Here's the I can do
whatever you want. I can do whatever.
What? OK.
OK, Kate, here we go. Welcome to the Don Fan Derby.
OK, my turn. My turn, My turn.
Yeah, yeah. Take it, Take it, Yeah.
Alright, good. Welcome back to the Derby.
A lot of booze from that. One no way, like no, take it
away from that. Mr. Carter.
Doing this. Official announcers only.
Please don't kick us out. Please, sorry, I'm so sorry.
We did pay for these seeds. The head we did pay.
This is a nice booth, thanks everybody on Patreon.
Head Mr. Scott, This is not Patreon money.
This is headmistress money. Yeah.
Thank you, Headmistress. She was very invested in our our
class project. But those torchic Nuggets?
That's Patreon money. The bug.
That was, that was. Yeah.
Nothing. Nothing quite like, you know,
You know, harming Pokémon for food.
We love that. We love spending listeners money
for that. Oh well, these are vegan.
These are these are fake torch. Oh, they're I can't believe it's
not Torchic Nuggets. Mm, Hmm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right, right, right.
All right. Let me go ahead and introduce
the folks in in this booth right now.
We got 2 to the left here. It's Mr. Curtis.
Hello, Mr. Curtis. Hello, I'm here and I'm happy to
sit here and watch a fan favorite you can beat in the
race. Well, Lucky Bean favorite, we
got to make sure we got the name right.
It is entered under Lucky Bean Favorite.
Also joining us here to my right is young trainer in training,
Corbin. Corbin, how are you?
How you? Doing I'm good, I'm doing all
right. I've been talking to we've been
working together with Lucky Bean favorite or Fanpi that we got in
Fanpi lesson to train her and get ready for the Don fan Derby
today. Now the problem is I last I
checked and I did see her about 10 minutes downstairs at the
Derby entrance before we were separated and she's taking back
into the back. She's still a fan P and not a
Don fan. Whose job was it to evolve her
into a Don fan? So we still have it.
Is that legal? Are we allowed to race a fan P
against a bunch of Don fans? Because she has not evolved yet,
and I think we're supposed to. Hold on, hold on.
Don't worry. I have the rule book here.
Let me go ahead. I'm going to flip through it,
OK? Yeah, yeah.
There is nothing in the rule book that says a fan PE can't
race in the Don fan races so. There you have it, there you
have it. So I guess win the whole thing.
I guess we're entering canonically we're entering a fan
PE into the Don fan races. Lucky mean favorite is gonna get
a listen. Rated favorite who is supposed
to no she's. Not well.
OK, it was it was Mr. Curtis, if this is your first time
attending lesson, you might be a little bit you're lost.
You might want to go ahead, take a quick lesson, listen to the
Fan P lesson, which believe it or not, it was right before this
one. We learned all about Fan P Yeah,
it's a, it's a, it's a old, old. Welcome to a WOP 2 parter if you
will. A WOP 2 parter A.
Classic WOP 2 parter, yes. But we, we, we decided we're
going to enter our fan P, who we named Lucky Bean favorite into
the Don fan races, which are coming up.
Did I say last week? I meant two weeks ago?
I don't know. This is a 2.
Weeks ago. Yeah, exactly.
We're still waiting on all your votes to come in, and then
we'll. Change the name Yeah, we we
stuck with the name Lucky Bean favorite we.
Combined all three names that we put into the table, and yours
was fan favorite. pH fan. Yeah.
Which Mr. Curtis was tiny Jim. Lucky Jim.
No. Lucky.
Jim. Lucky, Tim.
Lucky Tim. And mine was Scooter Bean.
So go to the Fan P lesson and vote.
That's all I'm saying. Yeah, Yeah, but no.
So now we're here, it is time for the Don van der.
But we spent these last two weeks just sneezing and you
know, sorry and working very hard with lucky bean favorite
making sure that she's ready. She's got the strategies.
I I made sure I I taught her everything there is to know
about Don van der be racing. She she knows she's got she's
immune to poison. She cannot be poisoned, this
thing. That's true.
I was I was micro dosing lucky being favorite with very small
levels of of. Vampy.
Of so you. Did.
Oh man, you did poison. Her spinarack venom OK in very
low doses, just progressively higher and higher as as lucky
being favorite developed immunity to all venoms and
poisons. So, you know, that was my
contribution to this. Race and then corn.
What did you do again? What was your What was your
contribution? We played a lot together.
Well, I tell you so. OK so here's here's here's the
thing I did with with Lucky Bean Favorite.
Lucky Bean Favorite has been my go to source of transportation
for the last 14 days. Lucky favorite has been carrying
me around the city. Now with each passing day I will
put a few more pebbles and rocks into my pants.
Now this is a good. Ambient thing because.
Number one, just listen because it gets heavier with lucky bean
favorite so she gets used to dealing with more weight as she
runs. The only problem with that?
Is all that weight away? And then we take all that weight
away. She's flying.
She's. Soaring.
Well, they have to stay on the ground.
That is, that is I'm checking here.
Yes, that is in the real book, they cannot fly.
That has to be. But I'm saying flying
metaphorically. She'll be so fast and now there
was a lot of training sessions where I rode her without pants
cause the rocks kept pulling my pants down.
But the point still stays. Wow, she was ready.
Getting fan art of that. How is that possible?
How is that? How do we already get that?
So uncomfort makes me so on your laptop.
With you, that's that's a lot of emails.
Oh, they're still coming in. Right.
Yeah, yeah, OK. I'm just going to go ahead and
mute. This close that.
Yeah, I might want to. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I can't close it. This is where the recording data
is going. I I have been working with her
to kind of like do the whole weight training sort of thing,
yes, So that when she is ready today, you know, I was putting
like 4 of me on her. I mean even Gordon had a ride
with me on the back of this little bean.
How did she do it? I don't know, but she's going to
kill it out there and be the fastest fan in the whole Dawn
fan race. Yeah.
You heard it here, yes? Yeah, just hold on.
Let me just let me slip out real quick.
I'll be right back in just a second.
Go ahead, go ahead. Along with the episode.
OK, it's a lesson. It's a lesson.
But OK, I don't know what he's doing.
He didn't OK this with me. OK.
I mean, I guess should we? I don't know, should we?
What should we do? Or you guys read an e-mail.
Here, here, let me explain where we are.
So we we did have a booth. We are the races aren't
happening yet, but the the Don Fan Derby is about to take
place. I think it's gonna occur around
This is just a guess around the time that I finished reading the
Pokedex entries for Don Fan. Oh, you better hurry up then.
I'm gonna miss it. Yeah, before we go though, I do
have a Gengar male here that I would like to read.
We just. Scroll Yeah, I'm cool with that.
I mean, Mr. Curtis isn't here to.
He isn't here to. Argue.
Well, maybe he'll be back before then, I don't know.
I doubt. It.
I have a Gengar male here. It comes to us from Evelyn
Corbin. Do you remember so-called evil
Evelyn? Yes, I do remember her.
She has been. She told us that she was evil
and we asked her how evil are you exactly?
Yeah, and they've. Been waiting for that answer.
She. Gave oh God, I'm back.
I'm back. Yes, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, I just had to. I just a run hound run down
there real quick. I I had AI had a an emergency
stash of of of rare candies for for a lucky bean fan.
So. So don't, don't, don't worry.
Bean. Favored can't.
Are you juicing before the? Comedy No, no, I, I just our our
lucky bean fan is now AII did have to evolve lucky bean fan
right there, right there on the edge of the track.
So we can't. We can't.
Everybody loves under ball Tons, yeah.
I know, no, I know, but I can't believe.
I but listen, I believe in Lucky Bean fan as much as the next
one. Favorite lucky bean?
Favorite Get her name right. Lucky bean favorite God is that
the? Lucky Bean.
Lucky bean favorite as much as the next one.
But but let's be honest here. They're they're they being a Don
a fan fee in a Don fan race fan fee.
It wasn't gonna go. It wasn't gonna.
Go I think I think lucky being favorite could have, you know,
flew under the radar. You know, I think, I think the
agility and you know, just, just, I don't know, just just
the dexterity that comes with being little, like a fan fee
would have given her the extra edge.
But it's fine. It's fine too.
Late now. Unless we can unevolve.
Is that a thing? Hey, scientists, have we figured
that out? They're shaking.
Can we suck the rare candies out of her somehow?
Gordon, you got working on that. I'm gonna read this this Gengar
mail. All right, I'll be right back.
Hey wait, actually I changed my mind.
Stay here, okay? Sorry.
Hey Chris, we got another Gengar mail from Evelyn.
You remember Evelyn? Evil Evelyn.
Yes, Evil Evelyn. Yes.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she told you to make mega stones, I think for your.
Spinner, yeah. And, and I believe my response
was no, I will most certainly, but not until I've perfected the
spinner axe as they currently are and then add and then adding
the mega stone on top of them will only make them bet right?
OK of? Course.
So. All right, so Evelyn's again.
Garminal says hello. It's Evelyn again from the
Mantine lesson. Hello.
Yeah. So in addition to listening to
the Fan P lesson, your homework is to also listen to guys.
It's got a lot of. Homework.
Yeah, this one has a lot of build up to to understand what's
happening, she says. So apparently I have some
questions to answer. How long have I been listening
to the lesson? In minutes.
It has been 626,000 and three minutes or since the Zatu
lesson. Is that enough to be considered
dedicated? 626,000.
And three minutes. How many minutes does it take to
be dedicated? Probably.
You know what I mean. That's not even all of Johto.
So the answer is 700,000 minutes.
At least you're almost there. Yeah, and you know, it's.
Good luck, see you in a couple 100. 1000 quarterback and he's a
couple. Of words 30,000 Stop it.
Gosh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, so you're, you're almost
there, Evelyn, she goes on to say.
And sure, you can create megastones.
Mr. Curtis would probably know. I mean, do you know how to make
megastones, Mr. Curtis? I doubt it.
I doubt he does. I I could you could want.
To or you could make them. I could.
I do know how to make them. OK, I could make them, but but
not yet. Not until the not until I have
the perfect spinner act will I make a mega stone.
So yeah. You can still make one.
Don't encourage him. You're right.
No, you're right. You're right.
He he needs to keep going
towards the impossible goal of a perfect spinner act.
I learned. I learned under my initial
internship when I was studying Pine Coast.
Remember that. Like it was yesterday.
The the professor that I was studying under of, of the, you
know, making the most explosive Fineco.
Was a disciple of the nightmare. Right.
Yes, world building. What'd you say was was was also
like part of that process? We were making make of stones,
so. Excellent.
Oh, that's right. OK.
Evelyn's Gengar Mill goes on to say.
Also, for your information Professor, I like to think that
evil and chaotic fall into the same category.
One just kind of happens to go with my name.
So chaotic, so evil chaotic. I don't think chaotic and evil
quite are the same thing personally.
Maybe the same category, but you can be like a good, like a
chaotic good. Chaotic good, yeah.
Or like, you know, you don't have to have evil or good.
You can speak chaotic neutral. I suppose you don't.
Have to be a bad person, Evelyn, But if you want to be, go ahead.
And I guess they say it's not the act of doing something evil
that therefore makes you evil. I don't.
Know, yeah, if I murder somebody in cold blood, that's an evil
thing to do. I think that's gonna make me
evil. But I'm not gonna call somebody
evil who hasn't done something evil, right?
So I do think you just. Wanna know what you've done?
Of doing something evil is what makes you evil, I think.
I don't know. They say it's an action.
Based an. Action based upside.
Go on. It's an action based economy.
Right, so you breeding spinner racks in horrific ways is an
evil. Yeah, and therefore you're evil.
And also chaotic, probably. And also chaotic.
No, I wouldn't consider that evil kind of divine is what I
would consider that kind of like you know which.
Is exactly what makes it evil. How purposeful.
Evelyn goes on to say, and I'm not outing myself, it's called
being proud of being evil or sorry, quote UN quote evil.
Anyways, with that out of the way, Corbin, to answer your
question, yes, I just simply can't choose favorites.
You guys are awesome. All right, all right, you're
fine. You're fine.
Evelyn, I take back everything I've said.
You're awesome too. Aw, you're awesome.
And and Evelyn says. And I would eat a cupcake with
you, Corbin. Let's go.
Does anybody have that? Does anybody have that announcer
microphone? Can I grab it somebody?
Want to know? They took it away, but I did
steal a second one, so here you go.
OK. You see that?
Yeah. Evelyn wants to eat a cupcake
with me. You hear them going wild out
there. They love it.
They don't. Know and it.
Oh no. Wait, don't take that one too.
Oh jeez, they came in. They came in from the window
this time. That was crazy, Dang.
It Jeez, what the heck, they just repelled in took it.
Yeah, luckily they didn't. Luckily they didn't see the
third one that I've stolen that I'm going to take out at the
opportune time. You see that for a later, See
that for another bit later, yeah.
A bit, she says. I'm not sure how much Professor
Jacob is good at baking. No offense.
And Curtis, please don't come after me, but his baking slash
cooking scares me from what I've heard.
Well, OK. Hold on, he says.
Who would you share a cupcake with that's not to be one that
we made? Like maybe I know I.
Mean I would where I can. Buy the best cupcakes because I
don't hear this. Corbin doesn't have any money.
He's a he's a child. Baby boy, you don't need money
to make cupcakes. With a job and I can buy the
best cupcakes in the Golden Ross City.
You don't have to say job like that and roll your eyes.
It's not nice. It.
Should be a passion to teach eager, bright eyed, bushy tailed
students like me. I said I listen, I said job.
And I did like jazz hands because I'm so excited.
That's what I was doing. Oh yeah.
OK, gotcha. I make I make all my cupcakes
though. I I make my cupcakes.
OK, yeah, so don't eat. Them, and you're the only one
that will. Eat like he's.
Not. Mr. Curtis's crunchy cupcakes is
what? This is right, crunchy cupcakes.
What's the crunch? Don't ask.
Little bit of crunch, little bit of chew in.
There, What's the crunch, shrug emoji?
Wink. Wink, shrug emoji, wink emoji,
Evelyn goes on to say. Well, that's it for this G Engar
mail. And then they sign it.
Just Evelyn, I guess. And like sad face.
No, it's OK. You could be evil if you want,
just don't do evil stuff. Doesn't No, but also you.
Can't be evil without doing evil stuff.
What cupcake are we having? Evelyn is it?
And why is it red velvet? Let me.
Know Yeah. So, Evelyn, go ahead and send us
another Gengar mail. Let us know what kind of cupcake
we're going to be eating. Also, a list of all the evil
deeds that you've done, if you could, for if you could, you
know, include the an officer Jenny.
Yeah. Department, Yeah.
Yeah, Officer, just CC Officer Jenny on that one.
She'll probably want to know about that.
But thank you so much for that Gengar male.
Mr. Curtis, does Evelyn get a Gold Star?
Well, I don't know. Did Evelyn say they thought book
types are the best? Where that spinner axe were
amazing Pokémon. I don't think so, but she is
interested in your research when it comes to, you know, mega
evolutions. Mega stones and mega.
OK, all right, that's OK. I'll give Evelyn a Gold Star.
Evelyn, you can have a Gold Star.
All right, Evelyn, Gold Star to you, don't spend it in one
place. I can't remember if we gave you
a Gold Star the first time, but I guess maybe, maybe, hey, maybe
you're a stash of gold stars is increasing.
If any other students out there would like to send us a Gangar
mail, you can send it to wwwpokemon@gmail.com.
But guys, we have to get going. The race is getting close to
starting. We need to read these Pokedex
entries on Don fans. I'm gonna get going on that.
Okay, let's hurry, please. All right, I'm starting off in
the Johto. Wait, Corbin, have you seen a
Don fan before? I just on the dirt.
There's not hundreds, there's hundreds around.
You can see one right down there.
Actually, right out there. You see it?
See where I'm pointing? OK, so that Don fan right there.
Oh that is a really fat Don fan. It's gonna be fast.
You don't want a fat Don fan. I don't know why they brought
them here. That one I know that's
something's not right. That's a fat Don fan.
What's the hold on I'm looking at?
I haven't used these binoculars here.
What does the OK, so the the the the sign outside of his little
stable says tumbling Tundra, I guess is his name.
So he is rather alliteration that God, he's big.
OK, so this this Don fan is they're Gray quadra quadrupedal,
just like little fan P, but it's Gray.
And instead of the ears being all floppy and cute, they're a
little bit more tire like the whole top part of the body just
kind of looks like a tire. So those red little scale parts
are gone. It's just the top half is a
tire. It's trunkless.
Just a tire. It's just a tire.
T-shirt just a tire and it's got these two horns on either side
of its cheeks poking out and it looks a little bit more grumpy.
That's kind of how the Dawn fans look a little bit more it.
Looks like it's business focused a little.
Sturdy. Very sturdy.
You can't knock this Pokémon over.
It's gonna knock you over in a lot of ways.
I don't. I don't see our girl out there.
Is she? I mean, do you know what she
looks like? I know she still looks like a
fan beer. Oh no.
It's a curse of all. Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, wait. I don't think I think that's
her. She's she is waving her trunk at
us. Yeah.
Right there guys. We forgot to teach her to not
swing her trunk around. Oh jeez.
Oh no. That.
Was that was literally your job, Corbin?
She's knocking over other Don fans.
Oh God she knocked 1 into the fan P Cam.
Oh goodness. You're going to get her
disqualified. You guys can't.
Hear this but it's crazy seeing it happen.
Yeah, they actually, I think if I listen closely, I think you
can't hear it a little bit. Apparently, yeah.
Yeah, barely. Yeah.
How it's. Yeah.
It's so quiet. OK, so I'm gonna go ahead and
read the Pokedex entries now for Don Fan.
Go for it. The first entry here says it has
sharp, hard tusks and a rugged hide.
Its tackle is strong enough to knock down a house.
So I guess you could say Don Fan really brings down the house.
Yeah. Hey.
Dang, Cory, you should have told me you had a joke.
I would have given you the mic and you could have said that and
everybody would have laughed at. It no, we gotta we gotta save it
for a bigger thing. Yeah, next time, Next time
bigger than that, I don't know if we can.
I'll think of something. OK, the next entry here says
yeah, while you're thinking of it, I'll read the next entry.
How about that? OK, sounds good.
The longer and bigger it's tusks, the higher it's rank and
it's heard the tusks take long to grow.
So maybe it's kind of like the oldest.
It's it's kind of like the since it takes a long time to grow,
it's like the oldest Don fan is is has a higher rank.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of like online gaming.
Not at all like online gaming, man.
Like, OK, all right. I if I go on those games these
days, I just get stomped by like 12 year olds.
It's just, it's just brutal. It's the worst they because they
play it all day. What do you want from me?
Exactly. Stop playing.
I have AI have a job. Yeah, I have a job.
Why? Maybe I don't have all of the,
you know, immediate like reaction time that I used to
have, you know? Yeah, now my reaction time's
still killer though. I I got some good reaction time.
I just don't know the maps as well.
Anyways, moving on, moving on. Because this Pokémon skin is so
tough, a normal attack won't even leave a scratch on it.
So that's like so that. So we got moves like Tackle, we
got moves like furious wipes. Ironically, Scratch Scratch will
not leave a scratch on Dawn fan. Oh wow, barony.
Because normal attacks. I assume these are normal type
attacks is what it's talking about.
Yes. Yeah, so hyper beam, not even
hyper beam not going to affect. Not phase.
Yeah, Giga impact. Pathetic.
Forget about it. Look, look at look in my eyes.
Pathetic. Pathetic.
Horn attack get out of. Here, pathetic waterfall.
Now we got a Dead Dawn fan. Now we now that Dawn fan's not
gonna look so good, yeah. OK that does it for the JoJo
region let's move on to the ho in region.
The first entry says Don fans favorite attack is curling its
body into a ball, then charging at its foe while rolling at high
speed. Once it starts rolling this
Pokémon can't stop very easily. Oh that that's a good point.
The endings of these races are pretty gruesome.
It's, it's, you know, Don fans just rolling everywhere.
Just they just can't stop. They just can't stop rolling.
Yeah, it's hard. They build up too much momentum.
Yeah, you have. There is a section of the
audience called the Smash Zone because the Don fans do smash
into that at the end of the race.
And they actually, instead of paying to sit in that section of
the race, the race officials pay you to sit there.
Nobody typically wants to sit there.
But I thought. About doing it because I needed
the money, but I don't know, I just, I didn't want to take the
risk. They do also use it as like a
like a punishment for like if you break the law, they say you
are you are. Right where they put evil
people. Yeah, they say you are sentenced
to three years sitting in the smash zone.
Man, I better not rap again. I mean the smash.
Zone. Yeah, exactly.
T-shirt that says sentenced 10 years in the Smash Zone.
Smash Zone. Yep, get that for your Father's
Day. Yeah, unless your father was
sentenced and to be in the smash zone, that seems a little bit.
You gotta wear it in front of him in jail.
Never. Mind in the Smash zone OK next
entry here says if Don fan were to tackle with its hard body
even a house could be destroyed using its massive strength, this
Pokémon helps clear rock and mud slides that block mountain
trails. Wow.
We love those Don fans that are just, you know, so selfless that
that, yeah, use their ability to to knock down things to to help
us clear question slides. Raise your hand.
For no particular. Reason.
Raise. No, I'm sorry.
Raise your hand and wait to be called on.
Raise OK for no particular. I didn't call on you.
I just got a call on you. Don't you know how a raised
hand? Worked.
Have you never been in the classroom?
Yes. Corbin, you have a question.
Do you think they can also because I know that they they're
able to clear out mud slides and clean that.
Do you think they can clean skid marks?
Asking for a friend. Like off the road.
Yeah, off the road. Probably not.
If anything, they're going to be leaving skid marks.
Yeah. Professional you've never seen.
They've never seen a Dawn fan leave a skid mark.
Get ready. You're going to see it today.
Yeah. We're going to see a lot of skid
marks. Love the track today?
Yeah, all right. The next injury here in the
Hohen region says a Dawn fan is so strong it could easily haul a
dump truck. Wow.
Yeah, I guess still maybe in that rolling state maybe or
maybe just like push it, pulling it, walking around.
Probably, yeah, probably just pulling it and running.
It's hide has toughened to a rock hard state.
An ordinary sort of attack won't even leave a scratch.
That's. So.
Vague. An ordinary form of attack?
What does that even mean? An ordinary form of attack.
Like sidekick is gonna is gonna do some damage, but I don't
think just like slapping it or punching it or kicking it is.
You know about like, emotional damage?
What if I like, say like nobody ever loved you?
Oh well, that just wouldn't be true.
What if I say it? Depends on how sensitive the Don
fan. Is if I say you're you're bad at
racing, you're never gonna win a race.
Oh, well, there's a reason you're not.
You're not training them. And it was up to me and Mr. I
did train. I did train.
I I was the tactics guy. Well, I thought I was a tactics
guy with the rocks. And pacing and you know all that
type. Of yeah, we're gonna see those
tactics come into play when we finish reading these Pokedex
entries. I'm I'm positive.
If she doesn't win, I'm gonna lose my mind.
OK, moving on, let's move on to the Cine region.
Here it attacks by curling up, then rolling into its foe.
It can blow apart a house in one hit, Blow apart a house.
Let's see here. Again, much like Fan P, Don Fan
doesn't have any entries from the Unova, Kalos, Alola, or the
Gala regions, but we do have some entries from the Paltayer
region. The first one says Don Fan is
covered in a Tough hide, so even being hit by a car won't face
this Pokémon. However, no.
However, it is extremely susceptible to rain.
OK, so it can take a you could be hit by a car but no
raindrops. Yeah, that's, yes, You've
grasped the Pokedex century, Corbin.
Excellent job. That's that's, that's crazy to
think about that like, but you could, you could back a truck up
on this thing. It's not going to do nothing,
but a sprinkler might send your Don fan to the hospital.
A little bit of a water. What does it do?
Like, what does rain do to the Don fan?
What? It melts it because it's so
cute, OK? Made of sugar, but OK.
But what was something that we learned about Fan P?
What's What's the thing that Fan P likes to do every morning?
Take a Take a shower. Yeah, so, OK, so now, now water.
So it evolves and water kills it.
Evolves and now Don Fan is Don Fan is a stinky boy and put that
on the. T-shirt Don Fan.
Don fan stinky Don fan stinky boy.
Gonna have some dingleberries? Yeah, better watch out.
What were dingleberries again? Sorry, yeah, go ahead and
explain that. Everybody knows what dingleberry
is. Poop on your butt.
All right, Don. Fans get them.
We get it. That's why they keep little fan
peas around to clean them. Yeah, Don Don shingle berries.
Yeah, don't think I haven't been looking at the host crew down
there washing off the Dawn fans getting ready to race.
No, don't watch them all if you're going to kill.
Them. No, no, no.
No. Maybe we should use the mic?
Stop. It's like I used to like stop.
Don't do that. Don't wash them.
They look really confused. Oh, they're washing them with
it's, it's, it's, it's a, it's a dust bath.
It's a dust bath. Sorry.
Yeah, sorry. OK, OK.
They got the, they got the mic. Oh, they took it again.
It's barged right in. Yeah, Dang it.
I love a good dust bath. I know you do, stinky.
We know you do, stinky, stinky boy.
All right? The last entry from the Palladia
region, says Dawn Fan, is normally a calm Pokémon, but
once it is enraged, it will curl its body into a ball and charge
at you while rolling. And if it hits you, you explode
into a million gory pieces because it can destroy a house.
Honestly not a bad way to go. Yeah, I mean, it'll be quick at
the very least. It's pretty instant, Yeah.
I mean, it's not like fun to look at if you're a family or
friend of the Explodee, but like, yeah, it's not.
It's a good way to go. I'm sure there's better ways to
go. All right, we got a lot of
unique entries here, so I'm going to read them real quick.
What's your OK Don Fan? This?
Sorry, this comes from Ash's Pokedex.
OK, Ash. It says Don Fan, the Armor
Pokémon With its strong tusks and tough skin, Don Fan is known
for its powerful Tackle attack. The length of Don Fan's tusks
indicate its level. OK, so we.
So it's level in the pack. It just says level.
Level level Level Level level. Power level, is it over?
Like in like a multiplayer game? Like what are we talking?
Here it's I don't know, it's a little bit vague, so I'm not
quite sure what it means. But and it also doesn't really
say like is if longer means the higher level is a longer mean a
lower level. I don't know what that hey,
Ashes Pokedex, this is a bad entry.
This is not. If we didn't have the
information from the other Pokedex entries, we would not
know what this means. We wouldn't know.
We would not know. All right, now moving on to the
next entry is also comes to us from Ashes Pokedex, all right
here. What do you got?
A. Chance to redeem yourself or to
chance to redeem yourself. Ash, Don Fan, the armor Pokémon.
Don Fan is the evolved form of Fan P.
They attack by rolling their bodies into a circle and
charging their enemies. OK, you knew that.
You know what? Yeah.
Valid Don. Ash's Pokedex.
That one was valid. You.
You nailed it. Oh, for sure.
The last one comes to us from Don.
No, just kidding. It comes to us from Maze
Pokedex. Ah.
Don Fan, that's what. You did there, yeah.
Thanks Don fan. Interesting though.
Don Fan Dawn Fan Dawn does not have an entry for Dawn Fan.
Dawn. Oh, I'm a fan of Dawn.
They should have a pocket entry for me called Dawn Fan.
I'm a Dawn fan, right? We have a Dawn fan right here.
Yeah, OK. Do you?
Think she's here today? Let me see those binoculars.
No, no, no. Something like.
This no. Hey, hey, stop it.
Come on. Fine T-shirt idea.
It's a picture of Corbin holding like like a little flag with
Don's face on it and then like it says Pokémon #232 wait, 232?
Right Dawn fan. 232 Dawn fan but DAWNFAN.
Yeah, something on it. Yeah, There you go.
Right, it's a Dawn fan wearing a shirt.
A shirt with me wearing a shirt of Dawn on it.
OK, I'm confused this this has lost me.
No, that's good. People like.
It all right, so maze Pokedex says Don fan the armor Pokémon
Don fan has razor sharp tusks, armor like skin and enormous
power. Enormous strong bean.
Strong bean strong. Bean.
That does it for all the Pokedex entries.
That's it. Yeah.
And I think we. Don't have a, we don't have like
a test or anything today, right? Cuz we're enjoy the race.
No, we absolutely do. Listen, we'll do it after.
No. OK.
I think they're about to start racing.
Everybody be careful, OK? You know, pay attention.
Get ready. It's be ready to cheer on our
our our our our good girl you've got.
Our good girl. Good girl whose name is Lucky
being favorite. Of course I remember that Lucky
being. Favorite.
Lucky. Yes, right.
Professor, are we do have to do a quiz?
I thought we were just going to watch the rays.
OK, we'll do a quiz after the race goes.
Well, not a quiz, but we'll do. I know Corbin, you love quizzes,
but we'll save that point after the race because I think they're
getting ready to start. Wait, do you hear me?
OK, They're they're they're throwing the countdown.
Everybody get ready. Everybody get ready.
Wait, hold on. Get close to the front here.
Hold. On who's the fan?
Pick up the popcorn. Ready, Corbin.
Do you want the popcorn? No, you don't see that.
That one number three right there, that that's a fanpy.
That's. Do you want a fanpy on the
train? I thought I was alive.
OK, all right. Here we go.
Oh, God. Oh my gosh.
Who was that? That's lucky, Jim.
Lucky Jim. Just Oh my.
God, buddy, Oh, the the official room are out there.
They're calling, they're saying oh, OK.
Well, listen, it sounds like they're saying they need to.
I can't. It's hard to understand.
I think they're saying they need to reset the race.
They need to reset their. Own lucky Jim, you did it again.
Yeah, that's why we keep around for the entertainment.
What are you I? I can't.
It's so hard to see from here. Which ones are Little Bean?
Where's? Where's Lucky Bean A favorite I.
Can't maybe behind that really fat one.
What was the fat one, Corbin? Tumbling.
Tons tumbling. Tumbling.
Tons right there. He's.
Really good start he's a lot bigger than all.
Okay, well while they're resetting, let's go ahead let's
we've let the information digest enough.
Let's go ahead and do the testing portion today.
We are. Doing time for a pop queen?
We're not. Gonna pop queen.
We're doing pitch a Pokémon. We're doing pitch a Pokémon.
I would like for you to pitch me a Dawn fan so we all know
exactly We we, we know what pitch Pokémon is at this point.
We've done so many times. I'll just read the rubric real
quick. You must include information we
learned in class. You must demonstrate an
understanding of the Pokémon's unique attributes and abilities.
3 You must have a selling point, and it must be unique to the
Pokémon we discussed in this lesson.
Fan or Dawn fan and and the selling points must see for the
Pokémon itself, not a product it provides.
So I don't know. I'm not even sure what that
would be for for Dawn fan. Tires.
Jeez, that's gruesome. That's gruesome, Corbin, sorry.
And then the 4th is the student who provides the most compelling
selling point will get a bonus point.
So go ahead, take your time, write your pitches and I would
like for you to sell me a Don fan.
Wait, So what if they reset before we're ready to come back?
Oh, they've got hours. Oh, it's gonna be it's gonna be
a while. No, Lucky Jim.
All of they've got to rebuild the racing you.
See how many like the trunks are tangled down there, Corbin.
Yeah, this is a mess. I can't even tell which one's
our baby. Our our, our baby is right here
in the box with this Corbin. It's you.
You're our baby. Baby baby boy Corbin.
Boy, Corbin, that's enough. All right.
OK, everybody come come back quickly, quickly, quickly.
I think I think they're starting to wrap up the the the cleaning
efforts. So let's no.
More pitch, we don't have time then, right?
No, no, no. We have just enough.
I think, weirdly enough, I think we have just enough time to
listen to both of your pitches. Yeah, we'll see.
Hopefully it works out. So, Corbin, I would like to hear
your pitch. If you could pinch me, a Don
fan. Don't like, don't like, throw
one. Don't throw one at me like, you
know, just. I won't pitch you a Don fan, but
I'll pitch you the idea of a Don fan, all right?
So I think a Don fan could be used for two reasons.
Don fan can be used, first of all for towing, whether it's
cars, trucks, or even large farming equipment, whatever your
needs are, the Don fan is able to haul that.
We know from the Pokedex entries that Don fan is actually able to
haul as much as a dump truck. So we can easily haul your stuff
with no problem. And that kind of goes with
everything. But like the main factor here
was more of like towing was my thought, like getting your car
stuck. But like if you do farm
equipment, have to deal with all terrain stuff, it would work for
that too. But we know that if you get your
car stuck in a ditch or something like that, you can use
your Dawn fan to easily get it out.
It's used to kind of rolling around at high speeds and
getting stuff out and pulling a lot of weight.
So that's not gonna be any. Issue for I have been thinking
about starting a towing company so this.
Is there you go. A Dawn fan towing could be great
for that. Now, Speaking of cars, another
thing you could do is if you decide that you want to change
career paths and not start a towing company and you instead
want to, you know, manufacture cars and you need to test the
safety rating of your car. I got some news for you.
The Don fans can be a crash test dummy for cars.
But instead of being in the car when the the car goes full
speed, you put the Don fan in front of the vehicle, floor it
at the Don fan, and you use the Don fan to, you know, run over
to test your car's safety rating.
Since you know, obviously, as we know what we call day entries,
that a Don fan can handle even being hit by a car without
having a scratch on it. OK.
So we're driving. I just want to make sure I'm
getting that's clear. Yes, we're driving the vehicle
into the Dawn fan, right? Into the Dawn fan.
The Dawn fan at the end of the. Track you were flooring it the
the the the the car at the dawn fan to measure the safety rating
of the vehicle and see what parts need modifications and
improvements. And you basically just use that
instead of like running it into a wall, you run it into
something like a dawn fan. So you know, you can really
taste test the safety ratings. Can I we we don't want to maybe
suggest maybe the Dawn fan rolls into the car instead?
That could also. It seems a little bit safer, but
I know specifically. That we say a car running into a
Dawn fan is not going to phase it.
So I'm saying like you can actually hit a Dawn fan a full
speed in your vehicle and it's not going to phase.
It OK. OK, so not really a crash test
dummy actually just a. Wall a dummy for crashing cars?
Just kidding. Yeah, just just like a glorified
crash test dummy. Wall.
Sure. OK, OK.
All right, all right, that's fine.
All right. Is is that that?
That's your, that's your pitch. Those are my pitches, yes.
OK. All right.
Yes, Mr. Curtis. I said, all right, that was that
was interesting, yes. Mr. Curtis, now thank you.
Take it away. I want, I want to hear your.
I let me just get a quick little I.
Thought they. Confiscated all drinks before
How? How did they let you bring your
syrup in here? He has folds.
I had it. I had it in my my inner coat.
They they caught the they caught the flash I have on my.
Flames, They were too distracted.
I should've checked that. Yeah, yeah.
They they, you know, they caught the ones that were in the outer.
Oh, they're starting to line them up, Mr. Curry.
Mr. Curry. Oh, OK.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Yeah.
I'm here today to share with you the true role of a Don fan in
modern society. That is in gate security.
Like a like a border guard or a guard that protects the car
entrance into a jail or secure base of some sorts.
First of all, they're tough. Their skin is so tough you can't
even put a scratch on them. Also, they can smash about a
house, so if a car tries to drive past them they have
they'll have no trouble stopping them.
The car can run right into it with no damage.
Next, we know that they roll fast, so if the car did get past
them, they could roll after them and catch up to them in no time.
Finally, when they get caught up to the car, the Pokedex says
they're strong enough to haul a dump truck, so they would have
no trouble hauling the car back out of the secure area and back
to the other side of the gate. And as you, as I know, you're
about to say, they aren't good with water.
What if it rains? Well, one thing about Yeah.
What? If all those types of things,
what if it rains? Oh, good question, professor.
Well, what all what great thing about all of the guard guarding
locations that you stick an arm fan.
All those garden locations, they have little guard huts.
Right. We love a guard.
Hut and they a lot of times they have overhangs so the dawn fan
could go sit in the garden booth in the event of a rain and they
or just under the shelter if it's got an overhang shelter on
top. Thank you very much.
OK, you know, I was gonna say I'm not quite sure how fast a
Dawn fan can if it can really roll as fast as a car.
But however, there is an entry here that says it's a favorite
attack is curling its body into a ball and charging ass foe
while rolling at a high speed. It's a little bit vague what it
determines is a high speed, but you know what?
I'll give you that, Mister Curtis, I'll give you that.
Thank you. Thank you, Professor.
Oh, these are both pretty good. These are both pretty good.
I like, I like, you know, having it for a towing company and gate
security is also pretty good. Although I feel like I feel like
we we kind of rely on security a lot.
Mr. Kurz, I think, I think that's, that's a well you you've
dipped into before. But there's so, but it's so
tough. And it smashes a lot.
It is tough. It is tough and smashes, man.
It is smashes however. It is.
It is smashes. It is.
It is smashes. Dog fan is smashes.
Make put that on your T-shirts and sell it.
Yeah. Coffee mugs it is.
Smashes. I'm going to have to give this
one to Corbin, I think. Oh, no, Professor, Yeah.
Professor I like the towing idea.
I feel like it it suits. I think Mr. Fancy Pan man would
have would have chosen me. Or, well, he's dead.
He's dead. It's not Curtis.
Mr. Mr. Francis, I'm bringing back Mr. Francis.
No, he's dead. You killed him.
Anyways, other than that, you guys both got full marks.
Corbin got the bonus points for the.
Wow. Sorry.
Baby, listen, I don't know why I did this to myself.
I don't know why I sort of had to choose a winner.
It's it's never, it's never gone well for me, OK.
But oh, it's. Starting.
It's starting. Starting, starting, they're
doing the countdown. They're doing the countdown.
Sorry, can I see the binoculars? Which one?
Nice, I don't see.
Is it #7 or is it #9 or is it 15?
It's that, it's that that big one down on the end, no.
That's tumbling time truck. Oh, they're going.
They're. Going oh. #9 just so fast.
Wow, look. At the, you know, I, I kind of
thought, God, that, you know, they were, that some of them
would like just kind of run on all four.
So they are all in in in the OH. My gosh.
Oh no. There goes Lucky oh, there goes
Lucky Jim again. He ran off the side of the track
by Lucky Jim. Oh.
Wow, right into the Smash zone. Stampy is that it is booking it.
It's not really. It's just just it's flying.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's going. It's in, it's in.
It's moving up to 4th. Wow, it's up.
To third Wow. Place.
Third place. But they're all dude.
Look at rolling tundra though. Do the.
Final three. The final tundra's gonna take
it. Oh oh, oh, oh how?
Was. It which place?
Where is where is lucky be in favor tumbling tundra?
Oh, tumbling tundra one. Oh man.
That's very good game. I mean, I mean, what place did
we get what? Now I'm getting word that
there's evidence that Tumbling Hunter was candy crunching.
Wait, what? From the race.
No candy crunching. Oh man, that's why he was so
fat. That's why.
That's why he was so fat. He was candy crunching.
Wait. A minute who who the runner up
is taking first place. It is the fan people clean
favorite the. Well, I I mean, I thought it was
our our fan Pi guess. I mean, I did, I did feed them
a. Lot of a lot of rare candy.
Wait, hold on. Quick question, did you feed the
rare candies to a fan P or to a Don fan?
It may have already been a Don fan, and now that I think about
it, yeah, it may have been tumbling tundra.
We can't. Shit ohh but he's Mr. Curse was
just not on like when he said that.
No, no, no, I didn't say that. No, no, no, just no.
He didn't know. That's OK.
The mic was off. It was turned off.
Oh. Thank God I was worried for a
second. Wait, so are being one?
I mean, on a technicality I suppose it's still 1.
I did not recognize her from this far up.
Wow. Lucky Lucky Bean Favorite is a
household name. Lucky Bean favorite one the Don
Fan Derby as a fan beat. History has been made this day.
Wow. Imagine.
Imagine what it could have done if we had decided to evolve it
and make it into a Don fan. We'll never know.
We'll. Never know, but this time we won
fair and square. Yeah, I think they might
actually write into the rule book.
They a fan beat, can't do the race.
I think that. Might.
There's nothing in the rule that says.
Currently there's nothing in the rules.
There's, I think they just, they just admired her courage about
it, You know, I think that was just what it is.
Also the tumbling Tundra got disqualified because he was fat
in those. Camps and yeah, and he was
cheating. I think he was cheating.
He was cheating. He was.
Cheating on no one else does the court other than his.
Own his own. Yeah, He ate those.
He took those rare candies. All right.
That was, He ate them. That was him.
He didn't. He just put him in front of.
Him. All right, all right, I think we
should wrap this lesson up. Thank you guys so much for being
so attentive and being so active in class today.
Does anybody know who we're going to be learning about next
week? It has nothing to do with Fan P
or Don Fan or races or anything like.
That was it. Is it decision?
Why? Portia, you know the drill at
this point. Play the play the the applause.
Applause, sound effects. Let's hear it.
He did the joke. It's not.
Claps. It is not a Decidui.
We're not learning about Decidui next week.
It's hard to get, it's honestly the claps sound the same as
probably the audience so I'm sure people are a little
confused. Yeah, it's hard to tell.
Well, the audience had stopped clapping at this point, right?
Of course. OK, we have learned about.
So this is an evolved form of a Pokémon we've already learned
about. And in fact, it might.
I might have even mentioned her this lesson.
Oh yeah. Oh my goodness.
Hold on, let me think, let me think, let me think.
Oh, hold on. I just got a text.
Porsche just texted me. You better get this right.
That's weird. Wait, is it?
Are you saying it's Porsche then?
Is it Porsche? We're talking about Porsche.
We're. Learning about Porygon 2, which
is the evolved form of. Porygon.
Nice. Yeah, I know.
We should have. Honestly, for all of evolutions,
we should have numbered them, right?
So Don Fan should have been Fan P2.
Yeah. Right, it's just so much easier.
Easy to remember. Right, you could have been
Pikachu 2. Well, no, it would have been
P23. P23.
That's right, Pikachu would have been P2.
P2 would have been Pikachu -1 or Pikachu 0.
Pikachu Zero. That's a good point.
But yeah, so we'll be learning about Porygon 2 next week.
I'm very excited, can't wait for that, but I think we end this
lesson here. Hey, if you want to reach out to
me, the professor, you can send me a Genger mail at
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We also have a Patreon. So if you really enjoy this
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bit of compensation for the work that they put.
They don't have ads. It's so nice of them not to
include advertisements on their lessons.
Yeah, listen, you, you get into this lesson series, it is just a
straight shot all the way through.
You don't have. We're not talking about Matt.
You're a single ad. We're not talking about therapy.
Hair loss, Yeah. We're not talking about therapy
sessions. We're not talking about, you
know, healthy foods you can eat. We're just giving you the we did
OK, I'm home. We did get sponsored by Don Fan
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We got Q&A's, we got Nuzzlatos, we got doodles.
Oh look at the kids getting pictures.
Lucky being favorite. A household name.
Lucky being. Favorite household name?
Look at that, all cameras on her.
Oh. I think that's going to do it
for today's lesson. So until next time class is
dismissed.