Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for joining
this lecture on Pokemon biology joining me here today is that
that very rude student. They just heard our trainer and
training if you will Corbin, you know what, you know what, since
you're so eager to talk, go ahead and introduce yourself to
everybody. Buddy.
Hey hey everyone. I'm the lone student here in
Professor Jacobs class. This is this is new.
I gots I actually got introduced first this time that has never
happened in all forty six weeks of our class.
You say you're ruining it right now.
What why would enhance azides? I'm not impressed.
I'm not impressed by your intro here.
What? I mean it just I just want to
put, I'm just saying that look look, I'm excited to learn.
I'm excited to dive in. All right, that's enough you
lost your chance. And then So in the classroom is
my teaching assistant my wonderful teaching assistant,
mr. Curtis a load, everybody, mr.
Curtis, thank you, Professor. Oh my gosh, whoo.
Yeah. I normally, hold my breath.
While you do the intro that way, everything can be solely focused
on you. But you know, you and listen you
you can professor of course this is your class.
You do what you need, but I wasn't expecting you to call on
Corbin. Died.
I didn't think I could hold my breath that long.
I was about to turn into a Jigglypuff.
Whoo, sometimes he's full of surprises.
You know. Next thing.
You know he's gonna surprise us like a pop quiz or something
later. Probably that probably.
Yeah, that's crazy. That never happens to never
happens. I would never.
I would never, why do you sound like, hey, is there a little
girl in this classroom? Who was that?
Did you hear something Professor?
Oh God. I'm getting flashbacks to my
time in school. So yeah.
Lynn enter. Excellent reduction there, mr.
Curtis, you see, Corbin that, that's how you do it if you if I
ever, you know, make the Folly of calling on you first again.
Then, you know, try to try to make your intro a little bit
little bit more like that. Okay?
So all of me write that note down.
If you kiss the professor's, ask, yep.
If I'm introduced. Yes, again.
Underlying, this effort as well like mr.
Curtis does, every week, got ya. Yeah, I wrote it down.
If you come if you came to my midweek, study sessions, I could
give you some coaching on. On how to say, hello to the
class. Look, Curtis listen up.
I don't need, it looks on me - if I wanted if I wanted lessons
or any tutorial on how to be good at kissing the professor's
a side by chapstick. Okay, I don't need your advice.
Thank you, thank you. All right well that's fine.
We'll see how you do on today's you know everything.
All right speaking of today's everything, you know let's let's
do what we do here in this classroom and talk about some
Pokemon as anybody. Remember what Pokemon that were
learning about today? It's the one after Paris.
Yes, very good. I mean that would kick
considering the general trend of this lesson series.
Then yes, it would make sense that the Pokémon that we're
learning about now is the one that comes after the one that we
learned about last week, right? So, this would be, this would be
number 47 in the international Pokedex, right?
I'll just National, it's not not International, okay?
My bad, um, a parasite. So it's called This is, it's
actually very close Corbin. It's Paris, 800 Parts, sicced.
Okay. Is it a parrot?
Parsec is that were talked about today.
The pirate Paris, seeked. I mean, it's a very interesting
pronunciation. Normally the pronunciation be
Paris act but essentially, yes, we're learning about the Pokemon
Paris X, which is the evolved form of Paris obviously.
That's how we do it. Have you guys seen a Paris
before? I don't, I don't know that I
have. I don't know.
I'd seen a parricide. Oh yeah, last week we did but I
haven't I can't say that. I've seen a pair of stacked
know. Well one I've dreamt about one
once. Okay there was one real.
Crotchety old man where I grew up that had a pair of stacked
and you know sometimes let's see if you reading them to make a
super pair. A sect, like you're trying to
make a super, oh, no. But he and his pair sect would
kind of like, sit unmoving for hours at a time so much, so that
she thought they were dead and then all of a sudden he would
like, trick to life and then. So it is Paris act.
It's like almost like they were zombies.
Whoa, that's what an astute observation, mr.
Curtis, that explains why you're so weird.
I mean, childhood trauma like that Scott effect, you know, it
was so fast. Nate.
I can't wait to see how this this class, and all the trauma
that I've experienced will affect me in 10 years.
Yeah. What are you tossed?
My insect Pokémon are for me. Yeah, so we can safely assume
that mr. Curtis was messed up long before
that incident. Okay, well I don't really want
to know where it started because Kyle must have been horrible.
Yeah, I don't know what I don't want to know, so I know think
ends. So the pair I believe we had a
Paris in class last time that one actually did evolve its It's
Hilton. Herballs, all right.
Okay. That's right.
Of course how Co Hilton go Hilton.
Go Hilton. So, here is Hilton's evolved
form. So you can see it's, I don't
know about that. It's very similar, it's very
similar. Although there are some distinct
differences between the two. If anybody would like to point
them out, why is he looking at me?
Like he remembers me. He looks Like he has no idea who
I am Helton. It's me your body.
We're here. I saw you last class.
What watch this right here? See, look, if you take a little
pencil, you can kind of poke it right here on its I doing don't
do that. Don't Pockets.
I don't Pockets. See if he doesn't even react,
there's nothing there no one home.
Well. Okay, there is still something
there. All right.
So, all right, so a little pat-pat right here on the back.
Good boy. Good boy, Hilton.
Good to see you again. Just kind of stationary.
It's kind of freaking me out. Is he okay?
Well, you know, he's just kind of like, kind of like, okay, so
well, let's, let's talk about Paris a little bit, so it's
again, it's just host-parasite relationship between the bug and
the, the mushroom on its back. The mushroom has kind of like
outgrown the bug at this point. It's very as much much larger
than it was on Paris. And it's kind of, its kind of
for lack of better words. Taking taking complete control.
Oh, that's horrifying. It is kind of horrifying and
you'll notice That Paris xi's are golf balls dead, and
lifeless. There's no people's or anything.
There's not much behind there. It's kind of all driven by the
mushroom at this point. Wow, poor Paris act.
He looks like he may have, like, walked in on his mom in the
shower. Like, that's what he looks like.
But if you look kind of looks like he's smiling, right?
I gotta get a bit old grin on his face.
Oh, they're, they're delightful Pokemon to have around, like,
I've never. Met a pair of sect.
I didn't like but I mean they're just a little unnerving.
So okay so you like unnerving, dead, zombified Pokemon.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha. All right, that makes a lot of
sense looks like he's really interested you and you their
Corbin. You know what?
I don't please. Don't stuff that.
No, no, no how. Yeah, he's like looking directly
into your eyes. You know what, I'm going to turn
my head this way. I'm not gonna look cause that's
kind of freaking me out. I kind of I'm gonna have
nightmares. We could put them up now if you
want we can do that. Yeah, yeah I mean sure.
Okay, yeah, let's just put them right up on this place.
Sure, no, no, no, we can put up, we can put them on the bottom
thread of them, their Corbin. So he don't watch here.
The whole again we can put them up like in the Pokeball.
I can you promote oh oh oh oh yeah I guess you know he
probably would be distracting. Let's go.
I'm gonna try and try to infect my super spinner acts with this
poor if it would if I don't think that's a good idea.
I think. No other species a line of
Pokemon that's going to be infested with a the tokaku
mushroom. Wow.
Very very astute. There are many excellent,
excellent man. I just I reviewed my notes ahead
of time. Good excellent, excellent work.
You know what? Five points to Corbin you got
five points out of how many Five Points.
Well, it's vital. Now you have five points out of
how many like, what's like five out of like 50.
It's the it's the professor Jacobs classroom house cup that
we go at the end of a at the end of the lesson well at the end of
the whole like class series. Wait, we haven't has the most
points. Oh, okay, mr.
To keep track. It's very, it's very, very
close. You have five Corbin.
Okay. On mr.
Curtis does have 19,000. What the fuck when he was six?
Oh my God. What?
Um so it's neck-and-neck if you will, it's very, very close.
Oh Jesus. I was going to say leave them
out for class and it just like he gets tired very easily.
That's a very large mushroom has to carry around.
Yeah. Same.
All right, let's let's take a look at the Pokedex entries
here. Starting of course with the
Kanto region. First one says a host-parasite
pair in which the parasite mushroom has taken over the host
bug prefers damp places, okay? Damn.
Places nice. Yes.
Yeah. Well the mushroom know I don't
really prefer the profanity in the Pokédex.
Like you likes damn places but you know that's you know
whatever I guess I guess we did. Watch your profanity.
Yeah, it's fine. I'm Professor.
Oak is getting a little getting a little crowded there.
I guess it's da MP damp. Oh, I was getting upset, it's
thriving damp places. Like, you know, she has some
time. Luckily, luckily there are
plenty of he said, It's, he's had a few editors edit out his
stuff because normally he has a few f-bombs in his Pokedex
entries that he's had, that people have had to take out.
Sure, is our come out a fucking thing with his breath.
How many goddamn thing you can think of internal can live for
fucking ever forever? You'd never know, but it is
quite the temper. Oh yeah, very much.
So. Alright, the next one, here says
the bug host is drained of energy by By the mushrooms on
its back, they appear to do all the thinking.
I assume it says that they appear to do all the thinking is
talking about the mushrooms. Well the right.
Yeah I guess that kind of kowalewski convert convert covid
kind of come to covid. Listen to one thing.
I think it's just coalesce colossal.
One thing. Yeah, well I guess I think so
but I think they're so they're definitely saying that one part
here, right either the the hose The parasite is doing more the
thinking, right? And I'm pretty sure it's
referring to the mushroom. Yeah, yeah, of course.
All right. Next one here says the bug host
is controlled by the mushrooms that scatter poisonous spores.
All right, so that one, that kind of confirms it, for us.
Right. Right.
So it's the, it's the mushroom. Is it controls the boat?
Only controlling? Yeah.
Of course. Yeah, the spores are sometimes
used as medicine in China. Whoo.
Okay, never. I'll be honest guys.
I've never heard of that region. Well, maybe you should brush up
on your geography. Yeah, I guess so.
I mean again I only know the regions that have Pokedex
entries that are part of the royal Pokedex Society.
Well maybe I should have China's not one of those I mean so why
should I give a shit about it? That's rude.
That's really rude to all the Chinese people.
Wow, you're right. You know what, you're right.
That it that it I should be I should be worried.
You know that they aren't you know contributing all like maybe
they have Pokemon that we don't even know about Out a mantle
that I guess we'll fuck will find out one day, I don't know.
Yeah, once we get when you get China, Pokedex entries will get
that one day. One day we'll get all right,
moving on to the Johto region, it stays mostly in dark damp
places. The preference not of the bug
but of the big mushrooms on its back.
Yeah, the larger. The mushroom on its back.
Grows the stronger, the mushroom spores, it scatters, H stronger
in what way like more potent I would I would guess.
So like is it like if it uses like you know stun Spore or
something like that? Like it stuns a Pokémon with a
spores, is it going to be paralyzed longer?
Maybe is it a thing? It doesn't really say what the
effect of the Spore is it just says that they're poisonous.
I imagine that makes you like really really sick or something
or like I'm like deathly sick. Very bad diarrhea, I would
assume. Yeah.
Definitely some gastrointestinal and testable distress at the
very least. Yeah, again, it did.
I don't we will keep talking about the podium centuries, but
I'm pretty sure that none of them specifically State.
What breathing in this poor son and from the mushrooms will do
to you. Hmm, But yeah, I would say less
spores to achieve the same effect but the effect I'm still
the same. Yes.
Yeah, yes, or maybe it's that they last longer or something.
I don't know where it is. All speculation.
You know what, Curtis all conjecture is we have three
different Paris X here. Alright?
I want you to inhale, the spores from them and see, you know, be
talking about what happens, you know what it means?
Like, just just write any notes about what happens to you as
you're inhaling the spores from various different Paris attacks.
Okay, you want, do you want me to do the experiment during
class or should I do? Over the next week whenever you
feel is the right moment. I think we should get on the
Pokedex entries. Curtis on your own time.
I think you should find three pair of sex in the wild and
sniff them. Oh, that's weird.
I didn't know, I don't remember when the student got the you
know, the right to tell. My teaching, assistant took what
to do started. When I was introduced s own, oh
god. What have I done?
I'm giving him too much power. Let me read the Pokedex entries.
A couple weeks ago. Go.
Now you let you introduce me first.
The power is seeding. It's going to his head,
Professor. It is, it is never again, never
again. You lost the opportunity.
All right. Where was I?
This next pokedex entry, still in the Joe Torre.
I think, I think to bring him down a notch, we have to call
them core. Be boo.
Boo, baby from now on only I don't think that's necessary
Corby. Poo-poo Pants.
All right, Corby, Poo-poo Pants boo.
Boo, baby. I don't I don't I think that's a
little bit disrespectful audience.
Boo be boo. Boo, boo pants is Kobe Bryant
He's hairy. Yeas old boy.
Oh boy. Here, here Corbin here.
I got something for you. What, here's a lollipop to make
you feel better, suck, suck on that.
Now, I Corbin Professor quick. While Corbin's distracted, read
us the next. Hey, no candy in this classroom.
Get that out of here. All right, here we go.
Corbin now. It's stuck to the wall while you
just throw it. The walls are eating some
professions classroom Corbin. Sorry.
I dare you. That's it, that's it.
I'm subtracting. 5 Points from you corner.
You get there. Watch your language too.
Alright, the next one here says, when nothing is left to extract
from the bug, the mushrooms on its back leaves spores on the
bugs egg. Huh?
Now, what if the bug doesn't have eggs?
Wait, so when it says nothing left to extract, does that mean?
It literally sucks it till it's dead.
Yeah, I guess so. So maybe it then it compels the
the Paris act two I guess, you know, begin to start.
Yeah. Meeting that was a fucking, I
think of that word. And then and then he lay an egg
and then it has it's like lay its spores on that.
So and then the parasitic just dies.
So it's safe to assume. Now that every pair of sect that
has a baby or babies is literally on death's door that
be the equivalent of us. Humans only having babies at
Lake 80. That's gross.
I guess so. Yeah.
I'm I mean, once the proverbial mushroom that rests upon all of
our backs has sucked us, dry of all of our nutrients and will to
live than and then we have our baby.
I guess, I guess you're right. Corbett is kind of like that?
Yep, that's what I'm saying. It's kind of fend for yourself
at that point. Hey corn corn.
Come here, come here right now it's just going to hear what
your the mushroom that's sucking the life out of me.
I just want you to know. Hey hey professor, what are you
saying over there? All right, back to you.
Get back to your seat, get out my car.
I want to be included. You don't want to hear it.
Okay. Alright, that does it for the
Johto region. It's time to move on to grow.
We on joto oh my God. I know you're a sorry.
I guess I got a bit. Don't worry, there's not this
actually not too many entries here so we'll get them pretty
quick. In the Hoenn region.
It says para sect is known to infest large trees on mass and
drain nutrients from the lower trunk and Roots, very similar.
What Paris did actually if you remember When an infested tree
dies, they move they move on to another tree all at once.
Wow, okay. They kind of like move from tree
to tree, just suck it. Dry just hanging on the side of
it, just sucking all the nutrients and sap and stuff
right out. Now, this is again, this is if
we remember from Paris, Paris, did this like the juice from the
roots of trees, because that's what the mushroom wanted to do.
I have to assume it's the same way for the Paris act, poor
parasite. No one knows what he wants.
I guess if they run out of trees and they don't have any more
juice. They're second in the mushroom
doesn't have anything else than they have their have their
babies. Yeah, I guess.
It's as long as it's sucking in nutrients from tree as right.
Then it's the the mushroom still has things to extract right.
But if that Paris X can't find food then it just sucks the rest
of the the energy from that parasite.
And then I'll add is that parasitic basically is to keep
finding trees and finding food mother.
Why's it will be sucked, dry by the mushroom.
It'll die. Well, to be fair of the mushroom
will also die. That's true.
That's right. So again again, it's a, it's the
this the Pokemon parasite again like Paris is two different
entities, right? The bug and the mushroom.
Yay. And they kind of even though it
is a parasitic relationship. Yeah, so the mushroom does rely
on Paris X to survive, right? Yes.
That's house. Of course that our relationship
works. Yeah.
All right, so one more here from
the Hoenn region and says it scatters toxic spores from the
mushroom cap and in China. The spores are used as herbal
medicine. Hmm.
Yes. Again, with this China, we know
that we need to need a harness that technology for ourselves
and, you know, be with this is for medicinal purposes, as
herbal medicine. Yes.
Okay. So, if pair, if Paris not
Recreation, I guess it's the same reason that people use.
It for the for Paris people use it to extend life for Paris,
right? So like the mushroom is bigger
and more powerful. How long does it extend your
life? Now, if you try to consume it,
it's again we anything we say here would just be, you know,
conjecture. Yeah.
Or you know just theories that we throw out the none of this is
like you know confirmed by the public centuries.
But you know what Corbin? That's an excellent hypothesis
the hypothesis and I commend you on that.
Thanks. Great work.
Do I get back once? You'll get you get half of a
point. How about that?
That's enjoy. All right, that's one Joy.
Alright, that does it for the Hoenn region in the center
region, they say a mushroom grown larger than the host, body
controls Paris act. It scatters poisonous spores,
you know that next one says is controlled by a mushroom growing
larger than the bug body is added prefer damp places.
I think these are all kind of, you know, things that we've
read. Before and we know about it than
the rest of them are just kind of copies from the previous
regions, so we don't need to read that.
Same for the, you know. Eva.
Yep. Callus is the same.
And, of course, you know, a Lola.
They they march to a different tune.
So let's go ahead and read. There's usually, yep, their ex
are always great though. They're always great.
The first one says the large mushroom on its back controls.
It it often fights over. Where the synodic okay.
Now it's not like we haven't talked about that Pokémon yet
that's coming up in a few hundred weeks.
Okay but yeah we'll get there we'll get him right around the
corner then yeah I practically practically its next lesson if
you know ignore a couple hundred lessons the next one says it
scatters toxic spores from its mushroom cap once harvested
these spores can be steeped and boiled down to prepare herbal.
Owens. Okay.
Yeah. All right, you can't eat them.
Have to be steeper down into T, pretty desperate.
For that. Could you lick it?
Could you lick it and get the same effect?
Or do you have to steep it? You would have to steep it so
you can't, like, you can't lick it.
You can't do anything like that. You have to snow because again,
the spores are poisonous Corbin, okay?
So then how to steeping it, not poisonous it undergoes, some
kind of chemical process that makes it.
So, it's not poisonous. Okay?
Well yeah, I mean I guess. Sure.
Do you again? I I cannot stress this enough to
not lick the mushroom of a pair of sack.
Don't do it. You know, mr.
Curtis don't go sigh least at least not until next week, when
I've had time to experiment with the idea that you're just
supposed to sniff them. You're not supposed to lick them
but see when I have when I have I never gone not gone above and
beyond. I've I do not know that sentence
that he just said. When
he's speaking in riddles, damn it speaking in tongues against
all right, two more from the Aloha region.
This one says, the bug is mostly dead.
I want the mushroom on its back, I know very blunt, I feel like
oh yeah, with the mushroom on its back having become the Main
body. If the mushroom comes off the
bug stops moving. Oh, okay.
Yeah. Okay.
The last one says it's poisonous spores are also used as
traditional medicine are, I'm sorry.
Are also used in traditional medicine.
Apparently, spores produced in a Lola are not a very good
quality. Oh, Lola.
That's because the mushrooms grow funky on the back of Paris.
We was true probably something to do with like all the salt in
the air or something like Maybe, yeah, they're not they're not
built for the tropics, you know. Yeah, yeah.
But they still live there for some reason, who knows, who
knows? It's weird.
They haven't done some kind of like Regional variants.
You know, how they haven't like evolved in some different way to
kind of. Yeah.
They've kind of what, maybe it's because it's a parasitic
relationship. The mushroom can of all we
better talk to Professor Palm about that.
Yeah, they can't really, I guess.
Well, I mean, they can't evolve because we know that they
evolved from a Paris into a pair of sack, right?
But what I see, I see what you're saying because it's a
parasitic relationship. Maybe it's the the On
differently to the environment, unlike other variants, mmm, as
long as it's got trees are just going to keep sucking those
roots. Yeah, Sucka, maybe the palm
trees, don't give him the nutrients.
They need its mother mushrooms suck.
Good point. Alright, that does it for the
original pokedex entry. There is, of course, a unique
pokedex entry that comes to us from now on.
Nah, nah. Is it it's so unique.
It's not like any of the other Pokedex entries.
There's that's the definition of unique, okay?
Yeah, I'll leave you. So it's perfectly unique of
course comes to us from ashes Pokédex.
It says, para sect, the mushroom Pokémon it battles using poison
spheres. That spread from the mushroom
canopy on its back. That's what way to call column
spores sphere. I, yeah, I guess I had to assume
that the poison spheres is referring to spores - bad.
Their holes in the mushroom that it like shoots the spores out of
to be safe. No, no.
You're not. Okay.
I just have to assume, they're kind of like just chilling on
the surface of the mushroom. Yeah.
Yeah, like condensation or the or the gills underneath.
Yeah. I mean, because like you kind of
look at it, if you kind of look up like Paris hectic.
There's like a lot underneath it, that we don't really see,
right? Yeah, yeah.
So, maybe they're under there, I don't know, mr.
Courtesy for next class, need you to get the flashlight and
shine it up underneath a pair of sex Dome.
It's mushroom and see what's under.
There ya go. Underneath that mushroom cap.
All right. Do I need to, I need to write it
to do list. Sniff, 30, secs, yep, Paris,
every time to determine, you know, I'm gonna go ahead and
walk. You going to bring that down I'm
gonna I'm gonna read this. Shine a light on cursing right
side. Only you can write soundly.
Yeah. You don't you say it out loud.
I know you can do that. Corbin are Curtis.
All right, so I have here an unsourced uncredited And
article, let's give it a read. See how one sourced is it?
Stop asking me that question? It's the definition of unsourced
uncredited. All right.
This is not proven by any means, well, I mean, maybe it is but we
have no way of proving that we can't we go out in the wild and
we prove it. Well, I mean but true.
You're right though, that's the those are the jobs of better men
and women. Yeah, of men who don't have to
waste their time teaching this class just to get a few extra
bucks. See you know.
Put put food on the table that week.
Wow, I thought you loved her job Professor.
I love it. I love working, love, working to
survive. This is a great capitalism God,
that mushroom, that for the proverbial Mushroom on my back
is just sucking, sucking more and more from second to Second
Professor. Don't cut yourself on all that
edge. Don't worry.
I'll be a big juicy tree for you to say.
No, no, thank you. I You know what?
I just need. A quick, quick suck from your
juice there. Oh my God, right here, no, right
here, Professor, so, alright, time to read this article
cheese, we've wasted enough time, we have too much.
Parasite is an orange insectoid Pokemon.
That has been completely taken over by the parasitic Mushroom
on its back false. I wouldn't call it an orange,
I'd call it fire, red-eyed called leaf green.
But, you know, a lot about colorblind, that's what I'd call
it Soul, Silver, right? That's you guys are just making
up stuff. Now I'd call Let's go.
Okay, no just go just going on you.
Okay parasite has an orange insectoid Pokemon that has been
Kim has been completely taken over by the parasitic mushroom.
- back has a small head with pure white eyes and a segmented
body that is mostly hidden by the mushroom.
It has three pairs of legs with the foremost pair forming, large
pincers, the fungus growing on its back, has a large red cap
with yellow spots throughout. The insect has been drained of
nutrients and is now under the control of the fully, grown told
you casu. Thank you Corbin for.
Reminding us what it was. Very welcome, removing the
mushroom will cost will cause Paris act to stop moving.
It can thrive in dark forests with a suitable amount of
humidity for growing fungi. Swarms of this Pokemon have been
known to infest trees, the Swarm will drain a tree of nutrients
until it dies and will then move on To a new tree, I has been
known to fight shy nanak over territory.
All right. So, that does it before for
parasite. That's that's all the solutions
biology. That's the T that is, that is
the tea. But, you know, we can't just
make the tea. We must drink up.
Drink it? We got drink it.
And what better way to do that than with a pop quiz us?
We were having tea for a quiz today.
That's good. We're placing quiz time with tea
time. I could get used to this.
No, like metaphors for Curtis. Bring out the tea.
Bring It On. T know you sir, what?
Okay, well I will miss her mr. Curtis, I just a giant letter.
That's cool. He just brought out a giant,
uppercase t, for some real. Yeah, here it is.
Technically speaking. It is the the giant letter T.
He brought in a literal tea Curtis.
What did you make that tea out of why does it smell?
It's Made. Of rotten wood from the forest
but I'm I like it very earthy. Very right.
I thought it the kind of damp decomposing material would would
be, you know, make parasites a little bit more at home.
I have actually have letter versions of all the letters
letter verse. Let her live versions of the
letter, all the letters, huh? I supposed to number versions of
the letter. I mean, I have wooden versions
of all the letters. Curtis is just out here, make a
giant damp wooden stencils of letters, you know, and the case
that he gets the marooned or something.
He needs to flag down a helicopter.
Yeah. Okay.
All right. All right, everybody put away.
Your Pokedex is get out. Your laptop's your.
I don't know. Some paper pencil a stencil.
Maybe. I don't know.
Whatever, if you will a letter. Yeah.
All right. Is everybody ready?
Yes. Okay, well, mister mister So you
ready? Oh yeah, of course, I'm always
ready. Professor okay, question number
one, like Paris Paris Act is a host-parasite pair at this
evolutionary stage which part of the pair has the most control.
Okay. Both of the answers are in
Corbin says that the mushroom has the most control I did.
Yeah, you sure did Buddy and mr. Curtis responded with the toe
shoe Caso mushroom has the majority.
Majority of the control out of the two.
So it was a little bit more specific with his answer than
you were there. Okay.
I said that, I'm gonna go ahead, I'm gonna give him 20 points,
you can't do that whenever I want.
Now, this now, these are points that go toward the the end of
the of the class house cap. Right?
What housekeeper is the house Cup?
This is the first I'm hearing about this, you know?
It's either house. Corbin or house mr.
Curtis what? When somebody wins the cup, I
give them a shiny. I give them a shiny brand-new
Premier ball that, you know, that they just look like they're
supposed to be celebrating some kind of.
Yeah. Right.
Don't they? I love it.
Sure, sure. I can use that to catch my first
Pokémon. Yeah, exactly.
If you win, yes, out of the six previous times.
I've taken the class. I've only won it twice.
And there are some of my most prized possessions Yeah.
Hey, between you and me, mr. Curtis, the odds are quite high
that you'll win it. Again this time.
I don't know why it's a feeling that I'm getting feeling good.
Um all right Quest you guys both got that one right by the way.
Yeah, we good job question. Number two, what happens when
you remove the mushroom part of the Paris act?
All right, both of the answers are in.
Let's read Corbin's first. I mean, if it ain't broke, don't
Fix It Corbin responded with the para sect stops moving.
If you remove the mushroom and mr.
Curtis responded with the Paris, attacks will stop moving.
If you remove the mushroom from its back.
Wow, wow, almost word for word. The same answer, mr.
Curtis, are you copying my answers?
Yeah, I'm a little bit nervous. They say great minds.
Think, well, know that, that would apply here because because
Corbin is not. Yeah, because there's not a
single. Yeah, there's there's only well,
mind in this classroom. You guys are made me feel like
real poop today and It's you Professor wheel making a good
boy? Okay.
All right. I mean, Corbin's never asked me
to continue on with the quiz. So yeah, he must, he must be
really enjoying this question number 3, which part of the
Paris act can be made into medicine.
It's but I'm just gonna okay both of the answers are in
Corbin responded with the spores on.
Paris X mushroom can be made into medicine and mr.
Curtis responded with the spores produced, by the mushroom are.
Sometimes used as medicine. Yes, you guys are both exactly
correct. Can I send?
Can I just say I was fully expecting at least one of you
Corbin to say the much? Just the mushroom and not
mention. It's, you know, I thought about
that. But I'm like, I think it's more
specifically. It's the spores themselves, not
the mushroom. They don't grind up the mushroom
at their routes. Like it could could we chop up a
mushroom? I don't think.
Yeah, I was gonna say, we don't remember ever saying it was the
mushroom, you consume because that would just kill a bunch of
Paris attacks, but then I was like, I know for certain the
spool. That's okay, hon.
Well, let me just State this right now.
Alright, the para sect is already dead.
Okay. Removing its mushroom, doesn't
kill it, doing it a favor. Well, in a way, the pair sex is
really the mushroom. Yeah, that is true.
And so by moving it from their sect husk, you do and chopping
it up. You do end up killing more
people. Eat Pokémon all the I'm so true.
It's true. I mean we can't hide it.
In fact, other Pokémon each Pokémon all the time.
Yeah. Documented in the Pokedex
entries that it can we watch and point and laugh while they do
it. Yeah, it's a sport to us.
Yeah. To enjoy watching, Pokemon eat,
other Pokémon, well on. Okay, maybe if you're in like
the underground, Black Market Pokemon training seen, but look,
the official Pokémon League Federation does not allow people
to kill other people's Pokémon that's black market.
Underground shit that Team Rocket does.
Well yeah, that'd be like that. Like saying you're allowed to,
you're allowed to whack the the Umpire in the face with a but
the baseball bat when you're playing baseball.
I mean. Yeah, you're not allowed to kill
the other players. I mean, hey you guys are making
it sound like it's commonplace that people kill other people's
Pokémon for sport. That's what I'm not.
Not during Pokemon battles. This is getting dark.
Let's continue. You're right.
Let's move on to my happy place which is the fourth question of
this. Pop Quiz.
Yes. Why would a Paris act move from
one location to the next? Mmm, Mmm.
You know, I could see there being two possible answers here,
but I'll only accept one. You have to figure out which one
it is. All the answers are in okay,
pencils Down, Start put your put your pencil down.
Corbin down. Cross the road across the room,
okay? Oh, what a pathetic.
It like, went to inches wide terrible throw it kind of poof,
I don't, I don't use my pencils, it's typing.
But yeah, thanks for making me throw that All right, Corbin
responded with it. Will move locations if the para
sect runs out of trees to suck from to feed its hungry.
Mushroom and mr. Curtis was hungry.
Mushrooms a Paris act. This is Curse is answer.
A parasite will move from location to location to stay to
stay in a damp location and the fan to find the tree is to suck.
Fuck. Did you put that in caps or
something? Yeah, he did some weird.
She's capitalization stuff and there are some ellipses in
there, so yes, you guys are both correct?
All right, to move. Its, if it's sucks, all the
nutrients from the trails sucking all move on to the next
tree. I could also say if maybe a lost
a gang war with a shy notic. Oh yeah, yeah, true.
True, true again, that wasn't explicitly stated in the Poke we
didn't talk about gang wars today.
Yeah, I mean, who do you think? Who do you think would win in a
fight? Sonata core or a pair of
stacked? Oh, obviously pair S on how many
parasites there are. Well, be even number.
Even number of each, I don't know what type of genetic.
Are you asking me, what type it is?
What type? What type of Pokemon is show?
Nanak. Grass and fairy, right?
I think, I think here, I think it'd be a pair of stacked.
And you know, why? No fear?
Yeah. Oh here yeah, no fear, no sense
of pain. No fear.
There. That's why Paris like to such a
good Pokémon, it would never and will never give up.
It will never give up because it doesn't feel pain.
All you gotta be. All you gotta do is bribe the
the mushroom Parts. Like, hey, if you win this
battle, I'm gonna give you some sweet sweet tree juice street
sucking juice and it will, it will go until the the bug part
is just torn to shreds. Yeah, well, he doesn't care.
That's not it. It's yeah, it's body.
It's the mushroom. Yeah.
Anyway, so yes, that's, that's the answer.
Wait, that already say what the Yeah?
Okay, yes cool. Hey that does it for the quiz.
Sorry, 100's all-around. Good work.
Know I need to really to make these questions a lot harder.
Yeah. So I can start taking step it up
a bit. Okay.
Well, Professor, that Professor, whatever you believe will be the
best course of action. Oh my god.
Kissy-kissy, when I on the but you know what?
You know what, that's a hundred more points.
Thank you, that's what it takes. All these points to get a
premier bald. The end of the whole course then
I would have been kissing your but long ago, let's start from
the beginning. Okay.
But that does it. For today's lesson is anybody
know what Pokemon that we're going to be learning about next
week? It's not Shin adak close more,
only about 700 Pokemon away from chicklet.
No, I mean, no, we're not living with learning about Diglett next
but we're digging. It is actually is Literally
right around the corner. Wow.
Okay. Yeah, very close but no not
quite as the resident insect ologist.
I have to say it's definitely it's definitely an insect type.
I know that much. Okay.
All right, you want to expound on that anymore?
Anymore Scyther. Well, it's a it's a we call in
the business of Vino nant beatlemania.
I don't dance. I don't know what business that
is, but they're wrong. It's It's a, it's Vino nant,
extraordinary. That's the, you know, vanilla
Sprout is the proper is the proper term.
Well now the proper turn is term is actually venon at.
Okay. Okay.
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Points. I'd I'd never said any of that.
Okay, well I said it for him, I will you don't speak for me.
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