Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for joining me
on this lecture of Pokémon Biology.
Joining me here. Joining me here in the daycare
center, not the classroom. We're back, baby.
We're on site. We're on location today, guys,
back here going back in the daycare center.
It's, it's almost like coming home at this point.
And I love, I love this place. There's always great cookies.
Yeah, I was going to. Say.
It smells like Christmas in here all the time.
And hey, it's we're getting close.
We're getting close to that time.
Christmas is just around the corner.
You guys getting you guys getting all your decorations
together? Mm, hmm, yeah.
I can't wait. Yeah, you could see I, I, I
decorated the the, you know, the shack Outback.
Did you see it as you were pulling out you?
See that out the window? Yeah, it looks like awful.
It's pretty. Are you sure that wasn't for
Halloween, Mr. Curtis? It kind of looks scary.
Oh no, that's my those are my my Christmas webs, not my Halloween
webs. Why are there old tires hanging
from your Christmas tree outside They're.
Ornaments. A cocoon shaped like a human,
Mr. Curtis. Yeah, and they are as a.
Human like a cocoon. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's, there's no human in there.
It's just, you know, wrapped up to look like a human.
A human shaped ornament? Yeah, made out of cocoon.
OK, not creepy at all. It's an ornament and a present
because what's inside you don't know.
You have to open it up. But only on creepy.
Could be. Human could be your parents.
I don't. Know no, it's not a human.
It's a little gifty. Gifty.
Wow, it's in the Gifty. Gifty is a corpse.
He didn't say no, he didn't say no.
He didn't disagree to that one, which is worrying on so many
levels. And I don't want to talk about
it right now. Instead, I want to thank Mr.
Curtis for joining me here today.
Yes. How, how are you doing?
How are you doing, Mr. Curtis? I'm doing all right.
It was good. I I didn't have to commute into
work today because, you know, I live out back in the shack.
Oh. You do still sorry Mr. Curtis,
you did still need to sign in. No DCLCB.
So you're not even technically here right now.
You're tardy. You agree to take a little tardy
hours for this one, unfortunately.
No, sorry buddy. Yeah, I don't think you get PTO
either, so there's just time you're not going to get paid
for. Yeah, yeah, that's OK.
I mean for you, Professor, I'd work on my days off anyway.
You already did. That's sweet.
Yeah. Also joining us in the daycare
center today is our young trainer and training.
Corbin. How are you doing, Corbin?
Yo guys, it's good to be here, good to be back.
I love all the baby Pokémon frolicking around.
The Rigbys are very good to me. I had some oatmeal with Mrs.
Rigby this morning. Oh wow, you got to hear early
then. Yeah, you.
Did did you hear? A little bit early?
Yeah. She loves to pinch my cheeks and
in exchange I get some dope oatmeal.
So did. You check in at the at the
GCOBCGLCGC. Oh yeah, of course I did.
I would never forget something like that.
Come on, who do you think I am? I'm a star student of the class.
Yeah, of course. Sure.
Also students don't need to check insurance.
I'm not sure why you did. Yeah.
Corbin, I just wanted to say hi to the staff.
I. Guess it's just the teachers
assistants that have to check in the HANA, yeah?
That's right, that's right. Say hello to our our our
secretary, our administrative. Assistant.
Who's forgetting? Forgetting the name?
No. No, I know her name, obviously.
Yeah, her name is clearly. Yeah, of course it is Annette
the secretary, right? Remember Annette?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanted. To stop in and say hi to
Annette, sign in with her, Checked in with her.
Wow, I'm so glad we didn't forget her name.
That'd be embarrassing if we did.
Yeah, it'll be. It'll be.
Guys, I have brought us here for a very special reason.
You know, I'm so happy that the Rigby's, you know, opened up
their hearts to let us in to record another lesson here at
the daycare because we are learning about the Pokémon that
they get a lot. This is a very popular Pokémon,
yes. But before we talk about it,
before we get to it, I do have a Gengar meal that I would like to
read. It's very quick, very short.
OK. It's fine, It's fine.
I don't. Want to like, you know, I guess
I'm kind of teasing everybody with how great this Pokémon is,
but yeah. You're really teasing me,
Professor. Just tell me what it is, all
right? Well, in one second.
So this Gengar comes to us from Krill.
Krill what it do. Yes, of course.
We've received emails from Krill before.
They say hello Corbin, Professor Jacob and Mr. Curtis.
I made some cool art. Well, the first one is what
would have happened if Mr. Curtis was successful with the
experiment he was doing on the EV he got for the Vaporeon
lesson. I'm sure Curtis will like that
one. Yes.
The second one is what I imagine a ghost type evolution evolution
would look like. It's called Necrion, named by
Jinx now I believe. I don't think that Crill is
talking about the Pokémon Jinx. I believe Crill is talking
about. Virtual student jinx.
Yeah, virtual student Discord frequenter Jinx, so shout out to
Jinx here. Thank you, Jinx.
Yeah, here. I'll pass out these pictures so
you guys can take a look at them.
Oh cool, I like the. I really like Necrion.
Necrion's pretty. Good.
I love, I love the green and the dark kind of blue yellow legs.
I just the the whole spinner act color scheme.
Beautiful, beautiful. Is that what your favorite part
about spinner rack is, Mr. Curtis?
The color scheme, would you say? The yellow legs?
Yes, of course. I'm gonna say the color scheme
in general, but sure, okay, the yellow legs, all right, Yellow
legs. And the favorite part about
spinner rack is yellow legs. The old legs and the face on the
back. You can always tell what they're
thinking. They wear their thoughts on
their sleeves or on their butt as.
Well, it's always the same face. Right, no it.
Changes. It does change, that's right.
Thoughts on your butt now? Does it change with their
emotions, Mr. Curtis, or is it just like?
When they're happy or mad, the face changes on the back.
OK. Thoughts on your butt T-shirt?
That's where are your thoughts on your butt.
Where? Are your thoughts on your butt?
OK, so Krill oh, do you want to describe the the necrion Corbin
since it's you're? I do want to describe the Necron
1. So it's really cool.
It's it's like again, it has kind of that, you know, I'm
trying to think of the right word, but like an atomic form of
EB. It's like on all fours.
Yeah. However, it has almost like what
looks like it's spinal column and ribs on the outside of it.
It's tail is made of blue fire. Are you sure that that are like
it's those are those Necrion's bones?
I'm sure they didn't like acquire them from somewhere
else. They may have killed somebody
else and taken the bones and put them on their body.
That's why. As an ornament.
As an ornament, eyes are black and red.
Very creepy. The whole body is Gray, and then
also they're rocking some really cool jewelry on each of their
paws. Pretty dope stuff, yeah.
Very good, and Krill included a Pokedex entry for Necrion.
Oh hey, so it says Necrion the necromancer Pokémon Necron
enjoys feasting on the souls of humans.
A pond consuming a soul. Nekreon will wear the jewelry of
the victim. OK.
Yeah. So that.
Jewelry, all right, OK. Terrifying and and the bones.
Apparently no I mean bones can't be jewelry.
That's true. It can summon the souls that it
has consumed and use them to fight for it.
That is that is brutal, man, that's brutal.
That is rough. So those those souls never get
so first of all, humans have souls.
That's a Necron confirms that that is that is confirmed by the
the you know. The Necron Pokedex entry.
The fact that Necron exists as a Pokémon and also if your soul
gets consumed by a Necron then that's just it.
Like you, you are now to do the bidding of a Necron.
Well, I guess what happens when the Necron itself dies.
Then, then I don't know. Then you get to, then it's.
Then you're. Yeah.
Yeah, I know. I think it could be cool to be
a, to be a soul used by an Necrion for a couple of years.
That that could be fun. Yes, use me.
The entry goes on to say the more souls it consumes, the
brighter its tail burns. Nice.
Very good. So if you see like it's the
blinding tail, get out of there, yeah.
Get out of there. Yeah, it's consuming all the
souls. Krill finishes their Gengar meal
with. Anyway, I hope this makes it
into a lesson. Well, dreams do come true.
Dreams. Do they?
Do we make dreams come true here?
And welcome to the role of Pokémon.
Also Hadion or Hadion? Hadion.
I think it's probably what it is.
Hadion might be a possible name instead of you know what, I'm
just going to get that clean so I hope he makes fun of me.
Yeah, no one, no one has ever made fun of the way you've
pronounced anything in any class.
No, of course not. Also, Hadion might be a possible
name instead of Necreon, I can't decide.
Hadion was by the Mad Ovum, which is another discord
enthusiasts so although they change their name frequently so
who knows what it's going to be right now.
Before I leave Curtis, please take a shower.
I can smell you from Alola. OK, bye.
Oh boom, roasted got him. Boom, roasted, got it in under.
The wire suck. Absolutely scorched.
Scorched, you need to burn down. Your soul's about to be soaked
up by Necrion. Yeah, Anyways, he would.
You will be getting. Oh, wait, no, he has a response.
He has a response. He's a response.
Let's hear it.
Let's hear it, Let's hear it. I don't stink.
You stink well. Hit him with the no hit him.
With it. Oh, we await your response.
Cruel thank. You very much, but yes, thank
you so much. Cruel.
You will of course be getting extra credit for the artwork
here. Hopefully Porsche will include
it. Oh.
Absolutely. When this lesson gets released,
Mr. Curtis a Gold Star. I kind of feel like I already
know what you're going. To say, sorry, no, not this
time. It's going to say great, great
job with the artwork, but you know, no.
Just not Lee. He's going to let him have it
right here. All right.
No, it's. Because he said you smell.
He just pointed out a. Fact.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, maybe, maybe
don't critique the judge. You know, if your goal is to get
a Gold Star, maybe, maybe that's not a good idea.
A good lesson for anybody. Speaking of lesson, we are
learning, as I said, about a very, very popular Pokémon
today. Does anybody know who that is?
We talked. We did mention it last time.
I've got him right here behind this door, right here for you,
Professor. I got them all ready for you.
Is it decidua? Are you ready?
It's. Not no, it's not.
No, it's not decidua. No, it's not decidua.
You can. Say that, it's so dumb.
No, no, of course not. So wait, Mr. Curtis, you know
who it is, and you're holding this Pokémon behind a door.
Yeah, they're behind this door. Are you ready?
You want to take a. Guess I'm ready.
I'm ready, let's say. I'm ready, professor.
All right. Say hello to Cutify.
Oh God, no. Oh, they're.
Everywhere. Look it up.
Oh my God, why did you bring so many, you know?
I mean, that's not the. Pokémon.
It's not the end of the world. It's I mean, at least they're
tasting all this. Eat This 10.
No. That's Oh no, you got to look.
At them two. Thousand million lives.
They like it. They like it, Gordon.
They're we we talked about it last lesson.
Small baby fairy type Pokémon. There's no no cuter baby fairy
type than G Fly, so I've brought them for you professors.
Well, that's not the Pokémon we're learning about this week.
What militarious although. You know.
I did. I did kind of like have an
inkling you were going to pull this time.
So, you know, make fun of you now.
All right, I'm going. To open the window OK.
I can barely. Hear what I'm thinking.
Yeah. OK.
All right. Everybody out.
Everyone out.
Come on. Bye bye.
Grab one more. God, come on, give him a heads
up. Oh, come on, you've done that.
We've raised on it. No, everybody.
They are pretty. They are pretty tasty so.
Tasty, now we. Don't eat them while they're
alive. We're learning.
About snubble today, actually. So, Mr. Chris, if you could open
the other door right next to the door that you did.
Open. Oh, OK, all right.
And here we go. Oh, hi there little one.
Aren't you cute? Look at this little bean.
Baby, Oh my God. It's interesting that you call
it cute, Corbin, because not a lot of people you know consider
a snuggle to be cute. But if you.
It's cute in like an ugly way, you know?
It looks really mean, you know. What I mean it's reminds me a
lot of you. What do you?
No, it's great you. Definitely.
Don't look mean. That is true.
No, no. Yeah, exactly.
I have a very cherub like smile and face and everybody you know
compliments my rosy red cheeks and do they MY2 beautiful brown
eyes. Yes, and your purplish hair.
And my purplish bluish hair, everybody.
Your large, large hands. OK, they're not that big.
All right, settle down, Giant, Let me tell you about this
little thin lamb. OK, that's enough.
All right, let's talk about this little snubble.
It's cute, it's pink, it's tiny, looks like it's wearing a little
dress, but it's got blue little circles all around its body and
it also has like a frilly little blue looking scarf thing on it.
Like a polka dots polka dots on. It yeah, it's a little polka
dots on it. It doesn't have it has little
nubs, no hands with fingers, and it looks like it has like 4 ears
with like black tips on the end of them.
Now it's got a bit of an underbite, 2 little fangs coming
out there with a little me, a little grimace and a little cute
little black nose. And then it's got 3 segmented
little baby feet that are kind of like a tannish color and kick
your little foot up there for me, buddy.
Hey, OK. And there's like a little pink
spot on the bottom of each foot. Oh wow.
Now, now it's like skipping around.
Now that put its foot in. It's kind of like skipping.
Hey, they're live here. And that, that's pretty much a,
that's pretty much a snubble. That is, that's a snubble from
tota tip that. Is tota tip that's a snubble.
A snubble as as ordered. I like that name for you.
Tota Tip. That's a great name.
It sounds like Togatek, but it's not.
Tota tip. Tota Tip, do you like that name?
No. You already had a name.
OK. What was your name?
Do you have a name tag? Felipe.
OK, all right. Well, all right.
Well, I'll call you Tota Tip for short.
What about Grubble? Grubble the snubble.
You can't just, you can't just name somebody else this Pokémon.
Trouble and grubble. Oh wait, what about trouble?
Do you want to be called trouble?
How about that? He does seem to like that one.
All right, all right. It's trouble, the snubble.
Again, he already has a name. He's somebody.
If he's apparently somebody else's snubble.
Oh, that's. Right.
Oh, I guess that's right. Dang.
The name text is Felipe, but I'll call.
We'll call him Trouble instead. All right, Trouble.
All right, Yeah. So it's nice that that trouble
is getting along so well with you according because you know,
they're they're pretty timid Pokémon, right.
So it's it's very nice that, you know, like I said.
Maybe this is a sign that he should be mine.
Well, maybe. Maybe after we're done.
Well, sorry, no, no, no, Felipe slash Trouble belongs to
somebody already so. That is true.
Well, what if they were taken out of the picture, Mr. Curtis?
How about that? What do you describe?
Yeah, describe how you would do it.
What if they just, what, you know, what if they just, you
know, took a little ride on the SSN, didn't come back, and they
abandoned the, you know, little Felipe here.
Maybe I got to adopt them. How about that?
No, no, I can't. I can't condone it.
I can't condone the murder of of.
I didn't say murder, I'm just saying steal someone.
Come on, tap into your inner Team Rocket days, professor.
I was never a member of Team Rocket.
Team Rocket, OK. In Team Rocket, you were in Team
Rocket. I'm a baby.
I was not in Team Rocket. Sure I was.
A baby back then. I'd say Team Rocket's still
around, all right. They're in hiding.
Listen, we aren't. They aren't gone yet.
That's right. They'll never leave for sure.
Yeah, but you kill one, they spawn three more.
And they, they like to, they hide underneath the floor boards
and the and they and it's sometimes.
They'll tickle your feet, yeah. They're little pranksters, okay?
All right, So I don't know, We could leave trouble out if you
want, Corbin. Yeah, trouble.
Hang out. Trouble.
Go sit on the bed in the corner. Trouble.
Is it bed? Yeah, there's only thinking.
There's like a little pokey bed over there in the corner.
Look at that. Look at that.
Yeah, you go. I see, I see, I see what you're
saying. It's like a little like a little
place for it to curl up on. Yeah, that's cute.
Look at that. That is showing cute.
Look at that, Bush. Snoring.
I was snoring very loudly. Oh wow, OK man, listening right
to bed. Yeah, maybe wake it up.
I don't think we can have that snoring going.
Up. Yeah, yeah.
Trouble. Trouble.
You scared at Corbin now it's crying now now trouble is crying
I'm. Sorry, now I just ran out and
just closed the door I'm. Sorry, Dang it, come back if you
keep scaring the Pokémon. The Rigsby's are not going to
let us come back here. Rigbys, You think you pronounce
the name right after living with the.
Rig Bees. Yeah.
That's why they're called the Rigsby.
'S they're not called that. I got to go apologize to
trouble. Well, maybe after class.
Maybe bring the recording device with you as you go, apologize
and we'll wait here. I'll do that for class.
That's a lot of work. OK, fine.
All right, let me go ahead and read some Pokedex centuries.
Don't worry, I'll be the one that does work this time.
OK, sounds good. The first one comes to us from
the Johta region, and it says although it looks frightening,
it is actually kind and affectionate.
It is very popular among women. I mean, I would, I would not say
that it's frightening. Like, I don't think it's
frightening at all. I don't think it's very
frightening, it's a little fussy looking.
But yeah, it's, it's got like a, it does have a bit of like a
grumpy demeanor to it, but it's not frightening.
It is very small and it's got little nubbins instead of like
hands and arms. Like what's it going to do?
Yeah, I mean exactly. Now, were you eating a cookie?
There is that. The no I was yawning.
It sounded like you had something in your mouth.
Yeah, it sounds like you're chewing on something.
No, I was yawning. Professor.
OK, sorry. It's all sorry I was boring you.
That's OK. The next entry.
I mean, since I was being sarcastic, I wasn't actually
asking for your forgiveness. Okay, all right.
Well, I'll take it back. Good.
I don't want it wake up. I'm awake.
And why are you yawning? Because I saw how look
comfortable Trouble looked in that little bed in the corner
and I was like, that sounds nice.
God does so nice. Yeah, this is we should.
All right. We're gonna have a sky snuggle.
Snuggle after. Yeah, maybe we should all just
take a nap today for class. Yeah, I'm down for that.
No, we can't do that. We can't have a nap for class.
Fine, let's just phone this one in, then we'll take.
A nap? Yeah, I was planning on that
anyways, the next entry says. It has an active, playful
nature. Many women like to frolic with
it because of its affectionate ways.
OK, well, OK, not just women. I mean, I'm a young boy and I
was, you know, frolicking with it before he decided to pass
out. Right.
Were you? I mean, I frolicked a little
bit. Yeah, I jumped up at that.
When he started jumping up and down, I started jumping up and
down too. I was getting excited.
So I think that's a little insulting to say just women
frolic with it. I.
Think anybody, anybody can frolic with a with a snubble?
Yeah, anybody can frolic here. T-shirt anyways, the next entry
says. In truth, it is a cowardly
Pokémon. It growls me eagerly in order to
hide its fear from its opponent. Yeah, eager growling.
Eager growling. Yeah, I don't know what that
sounds like. What's that selling, Mr. Curtis?
OK, that was just a regular growl.
That was that was your regular standard growl.
Mr. Curtis. I need, I need eager.
I need you to convey eagerness. Didn't hear a lot of eagerness
behind that. Right.
That's eager. That sounds eager to me.
That's an eager one right there, I tell you what.
Wow all. Right, so we, we.
So I guess growls can be eager. Thank you, Mr. Curtis.
The next entry comes to us from the Hoenn region.
It says by burying its fangs and making a scary face Snubble
sends smaller Pokémon scurrying away in terror.
However, this Pokémon seems a little sad at making its flow
foes flee so. It wants to be tough and
intimidating that it has immediate regret over it.
Well, but it says making its foes flee, right?
Like, it's interesting that it's like it expresses regret when
it's foes flee, making it sound like it wanted to fight them
head on. But we definitely know that
that's not the case. Yeah, well, maybe it's just
like, maybe it's just like, like it didn't want to scare it.
It just wanted it to, you know, leave it alone, you know?
Yeah, just go away. You know what I mean?
Yeah, maybe it wasn't trying to scare it.
And the fact that it did get scared and run away is just like
massively insulting to this level.
It's very insulting. All right, moving on.
The next century comes to us from the Sino region.
There's only one here. It's very short.
A small Pokémon flee from its scary face.
However, it is considered by women to be cute.
OK, well, listen, men can consider it cute too.
Yeah, like it's, I mean, it doesn't say that men can't
consider it to be cute. It says that women consider it
to be cute. So.
Right. So like, I think, I think men
and women can consider it cute. It's OK.
Cool, but it's OK. It's not mutually exclusive.
Right, okay, gotcha. Just sounds like you're really
concerned that you were calling it cute and all.
These no, I was. Calling cute are calling out
women for liking it to. Listen, I just don't want people
to say I'm a little girl, that's all.
Does that matter, Corbin? Does that really matter to you?
I just wanna be tough, boy, you know what I mean?
Wow, you got a ways to go. I mean, with those spindly, with
those spindly limbs, Corbin, I don't know.
I don't know if you're ever going to make it to be tough
boy. I know I need to hit the gym
with Gordon. Spindly limbs and big, big
mittens. Those big, big grabbers.
Grippers. Wait, wait, hold on.
Gordon goes to the gym. He just lifts the dumbbells with
his mind. He doesn't get any bigger.
Well then what's why is he doing that?
He's trying to show me how to do it and I just keep saying no and
I'll eat bon bons in the corner while he does it.
That's a pretty mean thing to do to all the people that are
trying to work out and lose weight at the gym court when
you're just like. I'm just going to eat some bon
bons real quick, thank. You No.
OK, No. It's a private gym just out in
the garage. OK, OK.
No, you have a garage. Membership You have a garage at
your apartment. He has a detached garage.
Gordon does. That sounds like a medical
issue. Well, OK, it's not.
It's just he has a little warehouse garage thing that he
built. With his mind, I assume.
Probably. Probably with tools in his mind.
Tools in his Mind T-shirt. All right, so we were talking
about Gordon, right? That was the Pokémon we're
learning about this week. Yeah, cadaver again.
Yeah. No, we are learning about good,
good boy snubble. All right.
No new entries in Unova, no new entries in Kalos.
Alola does have something to say, though.
What you got? Despite despite its intimidating
face, is quite cowardly, it's desperate attempts to appear
threatening make it popular with people, see with people, Corbin
with. People, shapes and sizes.
And genders. Doesn't matter who, it doesn't
matter. Doesn't matter.
It's interesting that says it's desperate attempts to appear
threatening, I guess because it was talking earlier about how it
growls eagerly, but then in some other entries it kind of makes
it seem like it's just naturally scary by itself and people run
away from it. Yes it does.
Well OK, hold on, I'm rereading it.
It's a snubble sense smaller Pokémon scurrying away in
terror. Maybe it's trying to be
threatening for the bigger ones. Trying to be trying to scare the
big ones away, but doesn't want to scare the little ones away.
Yeah, and unfortunately it's more often that it scares the
little ones away and not the big ones.
Wow, It makes sense. What a what a there, there's a
lesson in there. There's some kind of like, you
know, lesson for us to learn and, and, and the, the plight of
Snubble. Sometimes you don't always scare
away the people you want. OK, if you sometimes you'll
scare the forests without seeing the trees.
Occasionally it's a real bowl, calling it a cup.
Cup toasted. Well, occasionally.
I just know what you're right Corbin, that is already a a
saying, so I guess. I do not say that it's not.
We don't have to make it another saying.
I mean because it is a saying it.
Is a saying that has its own meaning.
Well, you guys are the only ones that I've ever.
Said well established. History of human language.
That's the well established meaning.
It's not. Never heard it I.
Think it is anyways, the next entry says it growls to make its
opponents uneasy. This laid back Pokémon tends to
sleep half the day. Oh, sounds fun.
Yes, great man. Sometimes when I'm leaving to go
to come to the GCLCBOTSCLC and I see my Litton just like sleeping
on on her bed. I'm just like.
God, I wish that was. Me.
Yeah, that would be so good. What?
Did you ever end up naming her Professor I?
Haven't named her yet. It's probably gonna be a
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There it is. Boom.
No, we're not going to do that, the next entry says.
It grows close to others easily and is also easily spoiled.
So like what does easily spoiled mean do you think?
People think it's so cute that they just want to spoil it with
riches and gold and toys. So that means like people will
tend to spoil it, but it sounds like Snubble has a is
predisposed to be easy to spoil. Like something about something
about Snubble's nature makes them easy to be spoiled.
Well, you just want to give it what it wants immediately
because it's so fierce looking. Or maybe it just wants like
really easy stuff, like if you give it like a meal like 3 meals
a day, it's like I am living the good.
Life boiling on cloud 9 that's. Right water whenever I want it.
You're. Kidding.
A barrier to a day. You're kidding me.
That's when you get home from. Work coffins for me.
Bougie life. A bow on my head.
Wow, I've made it. A back rub before bedtime.
All right, that is spoiled. That is kind of getting spoiled.
Some people want that. So this Pokedex entry goes on to
say the disparity between its face and its actions makes many
young people wild about it. Woo Hoo.
Listen, young folks, listen, I've said this before and I'll
say it again. Young folks like a wild
juxtaposition. That's right.
They go crazy for a, for, you know, that thing that I said
earlier? Yes.
Wild juxtaposition. Yeah, I was thinking of a
different word for it, but I couldn't think of another one.
Contradictions. Yeah, yeah.
Listen, they go bonkers over some paradoxes.
That's right. Oh yeah, some ironies.
Visual ironies. Some visual ironies, some
idioms, if you will. Kids love that.
Yeah, what do you love, Corbin? Honestly, I love rapping and I
love Dawn and. I was.
I was hoping it was gonna be fun.
Both of those two you cannot exercise in the Johto region.
I'm a huge fan of analogies. OK, thank you.
Thank you. I was hoping for a word,
something to do with the English language.
Yeah, that's the language that we all.
Speak right? Yes, of course.
The common tongue. The common talk Common, as we
call it. OK, the next entry says.
In contrast to its appearance, it is quite timid.
When playing with other puppy Pokémon, it sometimes gets
bullied. That's sad.
So you're telling me, you're telling me that Yamper is out
there bullying? Talking Snapple?
Yeah, exactly. Ridiculous, I thought.
Snubble would be the one doing the bullying on the playground.
Yeah, like scaring the Pokémon away, Yeah.
Exactly, exactly. That's the other thing.
The other. Quote UN quote puppy Pokémon.
So like a Growlithe bully is a snubble.
Ridiculous. No, don't buy it.
Don't buy it. OK, let's see here.
I think that's gonna do it for all of the Pokedex entries.
There's nothing new from Galar. There's not, sorry, all the
regional Pokedex entries. And Paldea has entries, but they
are ones I've already read, so I will not read them again.
Let's see what else we got here. Nothing from the Lentil region.
So let's move on to the unique Pokedex entries.
All right, this next entry, this first unique entry, yes, it's a
real doozer, so get ready for it.
It comes to us from. Dexter.
Who's Dexter? I don't know, it says Snubble, a
newly discovered Pokémon. Newly discovered, so new isn't
like. What's the context here?
I don't know. Okay, all right, so new could be
anything. You could really be anything,
and that's also all it says. So that's probably one of the
worst Pokedex entries we've had. Dexter, you suck, Hope and never
hear another entry from you again.
Yeah. Hey, Dexter, maybe take some
Pokedex entry rating classes because this ain't it.
I need you to have one quantitative or qualitative fact
about Snubble and your Pokedex entry.
Yeah, you got to give us more. You got to give us more than
that, buddy, because. A newly discovered Pokémon is
only going to be true for a little week, right?
Yeah. Maybe, maybe that day.
Yeah, maybe that day. Honestly, with that, the rate
we're discovering new Pokémon? Right.
Oh yeah. Insane.
OK, the next entry comes to us from Ash's Pokedex.
You know Ash never disappoints. Never disappoints.
Never. It says Snubble, the fairy
Pokémon. While it may appear gruff and
grumpy, deep down Snubble is a kind and caring Pokémon.
And yet there are those out there who bully it.
Absolutely deplorable. Get him out of here.
Disgusting. Locked up, Lock him up.
Deplorable. Listen, if you virtual students,
if you see a snubble getting bullied out there, do something.
Step the cops, Say something, put that other Pokémon in a
Pokeball like, you know, yeah, call the cops.
Maybe throw some sand in the Pokémon's eyes so it'll stop.
Making OK, well, let's not let's not do violence, let's not do
violence or anything that might hurt the Pokémon corn cuz then
then we're on their level that we're we've Stoops down to their
level. If it's Amanda Buzz, you can
throw some rocks at it, you know?
Actually, yeah, probably. You can't do that for Amanda
Buzz. They like.
That Amanda Buzz suck. Yeah, all.
Right, well, that's gonna do it for all the Pokedex centuries,
not not all that many on Snubble for being a very popular
Pokémon, as the Pokedex entries say.
All right. Does anybody have any questions
before we move on to the testing portion?
What are the odds that I get one at the end of class today?
Zero. Next question, no.
Sorry, not gonna happen. I guess, I guess it maybe it's
like a 1% chance because like. Anything could happen.
Cool. Nice.
OK. Anything could happen.
All right, .001%. Yeah, maybe a .001% chance,
Corbin. Did you tell me there's a chance
it's all that matters? Yeah, that's all that matters.
All right, Mr. Curves, any questions?
No, I think everything you've said is just how it is on the
tin. Great.
What on the what? Yeah, on the tin.
Yeah, that that normally goes with the it's a bowl calling the
cup, cup toasted. Everything you say is on the
tin. Yeah.
Everything you said is on the tin.
What? Does that mean well?
It's kind of like a bowl calling the cup cup toasted.
You're just saying things. These are just words, no
meaning. So.
So are you. You're just saying words, yeah.
But they mean something my. Words mean something.
Not to me. So to my.
We assign meaning to the words that we say.
Yeah. But if the other person you're
communicating with doesn't understand it, then it's not
communication that. Sounds like a them.
Problem maybe that another person sounds like it should
learn communicate better common expressions in the JoJo region.
Maybe it's why you're a single professor.
I'm single by choice, all right? Yeah, not everyone could be as
solid as me and Don. I get it.
You were not dating Dawn. Not yet.
She doesn't know you exist. Kinda.
Not even a little bit. Alright, that's it.
We're doing an assignment. I was gonna have us do a poem,
but now, Now you're writing essays.
Ohh Dang. It, I mean, wait, actually, I
like that better than poem, actually.
That's great. I plan to do a poem.
We'll do a poem. We'll do a poem.
We are doing a poem for real for.
But I'm already 3 pages in. I'm already 3 pages in per.
Say, all right, well, just transform it into a poem if you
can. Okay, all right.
Okay, all right, so we're gonna take some time.
My students gonna write a poem, Eastern write poems on a
snubble, and then we'll come back and we'll read them to the
class. Professor, I'm ready.
Ready for what? Where am I?
What happened? I'm.
Ready to poem it up? OK, All right.
Well, how about we start with you?
OK, sounds good. So I call this one forgotten.
Here we go. Here we go.
What? Did you forget You forget the?
Title. No, no, it's about no no.
The poem itself is called Forgotten.
Let me explain. OK.
On the I'm trying to read it on the playground at school.
I am ridiculed and uncool. And then I spot another cast
aside, forgotten brothers. I approach the snubble so meek
and mild, tears streaming like an abandoned child.
I take his soft pink hand in mine and offer to frolic with
sweet sublime. We dance together, hand in hand.
I scurry away, not for I understand the love that snubble
needs to thrive. For I am the same.
So let's come alive. Boom.
Nice. Very good.
I like how you mentioned the
fact that, you know, you don't run away because like most of
the things are running away from it.
Never. Yeah, and that's meek and mild.
Very good. Very good, Corbin.
Yes, I think, I think once again, you really, you've really
understood this assignment and you, you made a great poem.
And on the other side of that coin, let's take a look at what
Mr. Curtis has got. I can't wait.
Let's hear it. That's.
True. My, my poems are always
something so great. So they certainly are something
they're there. Your their poems always are,
That is true. That is true.
OK, let me just get a a quick draw off my Maple syrup here
real quick. Nice sticky, you'll sit there.
Yeah, slurp for. Me.
That's good. There we go.
All right, Mimi, All the snuggles deserves snuggles.
Hold on. Hold.
On. Hold on, what?
No, no, no, no. This is not a song.
This is just a poem spoken in rhyme here, so please don't
interrupt me. With a melody.
All the snuggles deserve snuggles.
Your scary face may cause other small Pokémon to huddle, but let
me rebuttal. Your playful nature deserves a
chuckle, and your prehensity to be spoiled causes the strongest
will to buckle. Rest away half the day in a
puddle of affection. In a puddle of affection.
So how was it not a song? I thought the whole assignment
was a poem, Professor, not a song.
I mean, what are poems but songs that you say?
It's a poem. I'm sorry, do do you want me to
take away from my beautiful performance?
I could read it like this. Yeah, actually, yes, do.
That yeah, OK, all the snuggles deserve snuggles.
Your scary face may cause other small Pokémon to huddle, but let
me rebuttal. Your playful nature deserves a
chuckle, and your prohensity to be spoiled causes the strongest
will to buckle. Rest away half the day in a
puddle of affection. That's my favorite part.
Beautiful of Affection is my favorite.
Part of affection. Beautiful. 10 out of 10 Mr.
Curtis perfect of course, I mean you you did include the you know
again the propensity that it does like to run away.
I was very scared and that it causes other Pokémon Flea very
good. All right, excellent job to the
both of you. Of course, thank you all.
This is mostly a participation grade, but you know, I think
listen, I think you guys, you know, put a lot of effort into
these poems. We do, and well, Corey, there's
a lot of effort into these poems.
And I do. I do too.
Yeah. There's effort somewhat, yeah.
Anyway, I put. A lot of effort into doing.
It for today's lesson on snubble, it's, you know, it's
listen, I said it was it was a popular one.
I'm glad. I'm a little bit surprised that
we didn't see from Eleanor or or Harold today.
They must be. Busy.
They're kind of busy, yeah. They're busy.
They've been getting a lot of Pokémon, I guess.
I, I guess the the holidays are a pretty busy time for daycare
centers. You know, people like being on
holidays. Traveling and all that stuff.
Sometimes you can't bring your snubbles with you.
Yeah, yeah. Can't bring a snubble with you
on a flight. They're pretty chaotic.
Yeah, all right. Anyway, so does anybody know
what Pokémon we're gonna be learning about next week?
It is the evolved form of snubble.
Is it bubble? It does not rhyme with snubble.
OK. I know you're in rhyming mode.
Courtney sorry, it happens. It's not just doing No is a Don
fan. I know you're a Don fan, Corbin,
but we're trying to guess what Pokémon we're learning about
next. Dawn fan the Pokémon.
Is it No, No. Rabbi.
Is it Rabbi? No, okay, I will say we are
learning about Grand Bull next week, which is, as I said, the
evolved form of snub. That's a Pokémon.
Yes. OK, I don't know if I'm not very
familiar with Granble. I mean, that's fine.
You don't know a lot of Pokémon, Corbin.
This is. You haven't taken the full class
yet. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, darn right. Darn tootin.
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it's just, I mean not paying attention.
You don't like us, Just don't like us, I guess.
Can't blame you, me neither. Hey, I like us.
You do. I do.
Yeah, Professor, I do. I mean, I don't like him as
much, but I like us. Yeah, No, I get.
That I was about to say, I thought, I thought we were about
to cross a little bit of a bridge in our relationship.
Here, Nope, turn the bricks down.
No, what we are going to cross though is a doorway because we
gotta get make it back to the GCLCBOTSCLC.
That's right. So that's going to do it for
today's lesson. Until next time class is
dismissed.