Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor, Jacob, and joining me, as always is my
wonderful teaching. Assistant, mr.
Curtis say hello to everybody, mr.
Curtis, thank you Professor. Oh man, can I say, I am just,
I'm just Stretching. So happy.
Mmm. Yeah, well I particular reason
or so happy to be here. I just when you sleep on the
hard floor of the classroom is many nights as I have.
It just it just warms my soul to be able to be back here and
working with you Professor. I'm so happy.
Wait, why are you sleeping on the floor of the classroom?
Oh well, you know that I got my house got condemned by the the
Cantone. In authorities, finally condemn
God what does that mean? I did have to move my Colony
into the woods but but I did get you know it did get a little
cold and vicious out there and I just needed to come inside where
there were some shelter and some warmth.
So I came into the classroom to sleep past couple nights, but
let me show you, okay. Dwell on that all we want but I
think that's a that is a bunny or a hole that we don't quite
want to go down at the moment probably because I do also need
to let everybody know that we also have somebody else joining
us in the classroom today. It is a student whose while he's
trying his darndest. It's it's Corbin.
But our training training. I'm trying my best.
And you know what? I think it's I think it's paying
off. I thank you Professor for having
me again. Here for another class.
Yeah, you pay you for being here.
I mean I'm not Give you a refund.
So what? Well, I mean like at this point,
we're 36 weeks and I died. You'd give me a refund at this.
No course not. I mean, no, this 36 weeks is
what's the, what's the, what's the add/drop?
Period. I think it's past that it's 36 9
hundredths of the class. So yeah, yeah, it's way too far
in. Okay, okay, that's fair.
That's fair. Yeah, good to be yours.
Always ready to learn, ready to learn.
Ready to ready to Ace this exam. Or quiz or whatever.
I don't think, you know what, you might, but I have concocted
a very difficult one. I feel like the last couple ones
have been like a walk in the park.
So this one, I kinda kind of wrinkled my brain a little bit
to get some, which park, I like walking in Parks.
Yeah, I know you do. It's like, it's like a plane
walking in a plane. Okay.
Like a meadow or something. Oh yeah, of course.
Exactly. Know you got it.
You got it. So for students who, maybe just
joining us, well, it's a weird place to come into the lesson.
I would maybe suggest going to the first one.
Definitely makes the the syllabus a lot easier to follow,
but you don't know what we do here.
We talk about one Pokemon, specifically, their Pokedex
entries per lesson. Now, I'm very curious today, if
any of my students will be Cliff able to guess what?
Pokemon were talking about today.
I kind of doubt there. Cliff Philip of ability to do
it. I'm gonna go out on a limb and
assume. It's, are we doing?
Click Clefairy again? No, no.
Not quite. Thank you.
Think Clefairy, but bigger Gyarados.
I was going to. Wow.
Actually, you read my mind. I thought I was going to say
Steelix instead of Gyarados. They're basically the same
Pokemon. Wait, wait, wait, we talked
about which of my gang are right?
Doesn't Gengar. Oh yeah.
Yeah. He has kind of the same general
shape as Gengar what we're talking about clefable.
Ah, I think are the bigger Clefairy.
It's okay connection between the two is unclear.
Well, it just it just that maybe this is a common shape for
things that are fairly light to manifest in because that's what
Gengar and clefable have those in common.
They're both fairly light Pokemon.
Yeah. But I don't think gangers a
fairy type. Saying, it's very light.
And I just, I don't think are really fairly light.
What is, what is fairly type now family?
As she had I can't I can't do when did you learn English?
Did you learn English? You learn English?
Yeah, yeah. I learned it a while ago.
Yeah. Yeah.
Before I took this class. Actually.
It's right. Yeah.
Because I can't see the difference between all these
words and maybe maybe you got something like in your ear that
you need to scoop out. No, I don't drink beer.
Here. Why?
It's super effective against the flight ticket.
Tight fly kick. Okay cool.
Yeah, flying psychic. I like it.
It's yeah. A flying seconds.
I kind of like that idea of just like combining types together to
make one word. Like what would you call a ghost
fire like a Guyer or post post? Who I love most post type.
Alright Dragon, an electric and electric or a Ragan.
The rag rag bragging. Yeah.
Dragon dragon. What about, what about?
What about water and dark? Dark, dark!
Dark doctor daughter now? Okay.
Well, let's focus up everybody. Let's bring it all back
together. We're learning about clefable
today. Now, you may remember I brought
Clefairy to class. Last time I was eight.
What type is clefable club? Just like Clefairy clefable is a
Fairy Type. That's it.
Just very not. Just it, that's it.
Yep, just watch. Okay, what type you did?
What other Tech did you think it was?
I thought it was like fairy. A normal, those cases can be
found. It was work fucking house.
Formal what? You thought it was what you
thought was important, he's almost work courtesy that was
Waters dark know like shark be do is work, it's shark.
P, do not be do as I was saying, I was able to acquire another
Moonstone. You know, she's class is really
breaking my bank by three moonstones.
Now just 100, they that expensive.
They're extremely rare rocks. Like you can't just go out and
find one. You'd have to have to.
Well, listen, listen, listen, listen, I know.
Listen, yeah. If it's that expensive, why
don't you hit up Professor Palm? You know he has money, right?
He makes a good living. Need his help to teach my
classroom honey. It sounds like you do.
It sounds like your kind of no of course Corbin are you kidding
me? Are you listen the professor has
all the funding heaney's. Okay.
Is that true Professor? Do you have all the funding you
need for this class? I mean Professor has no
mini-grants. It's ridiculous.
Look. There's only one person in this
class is name is Corbin, not Grant.
So I don't know where these other grants are coming from but
I don't see any of them. So I don't know if that's true.
Mr. Curtis, I'll be honest with you.
Hey, anyways, that Moonstone that I got.
I use it to evolve the Clefairy that we had last week.
So would you would you guys like to take a look at clefable In
the Flesh in person? Sure what I ever.
What? I.
Yeah. It's very now.
This isn't Extremely rare Pokemon even more rare than
Clefairy obviously because, you know, you need to find a
moonstone going to evolve, but so, you guys are going to be one
of the very few people that get to see one.
So if I'm not the best teacher, I don't know who is.
All right, let's take a look. Where's it going?
Oh, come back here. Now you may notice that the this
clefable has, it is wearing your Laughs.
What that? I, well, I I put ear muffs on it
before I put into the Pokeball because.
Yeah. Because Cliff Ables, they have
extremely sensitive hearing, and that's the main reason why you
don't see them that often is because they really can't handle
the hustle bustle and all the noise that humans tend to
generate. So you know, I thought that your
moves were part of it but that's fine.
It still looks really cute. Very few I think the earmuffs
are actually pretty damn cute. They are Our that, it's a good
addition. Why does he keep hiding behind
the podium over there? Well, first of all, it is a, she
is female. I don't know.
Maybe she finds your face to be worrisome or scary in some way.
They have a keen sense of smell as well, because if that's the
case and I could see why she be hiding from mr.
Curtis. Well, you may notice that
clefable have no nose. That is that is really our
sister face. It's just two eyes and a mouth?
No neck. No discernible had, to be
honest. I'm sorry, sometimes I get
confused when you're, if you're talking about the Pokemon or mr.
Curtis, can you clarify again, please?
Hey, let's get, let's get the clefable and put it directly
next to, mr. Curtis and then wait no core and
close your eyes. All right?
I'm gonna, okay, I'm gonna put them in a switch.
Them. Around a bunch.
All right, okay. No, no, okay.
All right. Okay, I'm stopping.
Now, open your eyes and see if you could tell me, which is,
which damn they do. Look similar, but I could smell
Curtis from a mile away and death.
Only know, the fairy actually smells a little bit nice.
Have you ever, really, I guess. So, I'm talking about cable,
sir. Excuse me.
Ask a question. Only only mr.
Curtis would know, okay. Who's your favorite Pokemon?
Okay. Hey Curtis.
She said she also thinks her favorite Pokemon is spinarak.
So Yeah. That's that's wow.
Perfect class label Coke o'clock Club Club Sky for the flavor.
All right, make your guests Corbin.
Which one coming? Believe me.
I don't know so hard because clefable says that she likes
spinarak. But I mean, I don't know.
Again, it's the smell. I can tell the difference is
with a little similar, they all can be practically twins.
So okay, yes, I think you picked the right one.
I wasn't looking. 10-point thing.
But I'll see you pick the right one.
All right, I think it's time to put clefable back into her
Pokeball for now. Wow.
Gosh. Why did you hit me with that
Pokeball? Professor sees.
I'm so sorry. I really thought huh man.
All right then you just a similar it's so similar.
I don't they just look identical.
I mean like even Curtis, he doesn't have wings but I've
definitely seen a shirt come up a few times or his trench coat.
Fly back a little bit and I do see these like, weird flap
looking things on his back. I don't know what they are.
You might wanna get him checked out.
I don't tell us things though. He does have The same like,
little curlicue. Hair thing guns.
I said that's what his hair. Yeah, Curtis is curlicue.
Head. He's got flaps on them.
Weirdly resemblance, he also only has three fingers.
What? Now, I was kidding.
I was kidding korfin. Let's go say I've been staring
at mr. Curtis for 36 weeks and I can
assure you. He has 11 fingers, like normal,
I will address that later. Okay, so I've put clefable back
into the Pokeball. Let's do what we do best here
and read some Pokédex Andrews, who's ready?
Maybe it's what I do best. I listen, yeah, you do a little
bit more of that in a little bit less of the talkie-talkie, if
you ask me. All right, starting off in the
Kanto region. The first one here, says a timid
fairy Pokemon. That is rarely seen it will run
and hide. At the moment.
It's census people. Oh well there you go, mr.
Curtis there's your answer right there at the moment.
It sends to you, but Brandon hid, so that's strange.
But since it is strange that this one would run away
considering we did, you know, it does know us it like it's saw us
last week. I mean I mean, how many people I
mean, do you know your mailman? I mean, come on.
You see people all the time, there's mean you know them, do
you know your Mailman, Do you know your Gardener do, you know
have a garden? Do you know?
Do you know you're you're a nanny.
Do you know your Nanny? No.
Okay. Okay, hon, let's focus on
something on a very interesting point here.
In this Pokédex entry, it says, it's literally starts off with a
timid fairy Pokemon. Now it's interesting that it
says a timid fairy Pokemon because us dumb owes over here,
in the Kanto region, didn't even realize it.
We didn't even use a fairy as a typing until until the folks
over in the Kalos region. General like, hey guys, it's a
whole different type. We as called this, we, as called
clefable normal. Like, take a look at clefable.
Is there anything normal about it?
Considering it looks like mr. Curtis, no.
No, yeah. So no does not.
It's weird that inner Pokedex entries.
We do call it a fairy fairy Pokemon, but until until only
like the last, like, in the recent years that we actually
start, well, mining it as a very tight or did some Pokemon just
evolved into fairy. Type later, I mean, that's, you
know, question for the scholars and wizards now, rolled, I guess
know, it's always been a Fairy Type.
We just miss we as mistyped it, which you mistyped it.
Okay. It's yeah.
It's again, your kids. You got kids running over around
Kanto. Not knowing what's wife thought,
you know, well, you know, maybe the kids get do the field work,
but all the debt, the data goes to the professors and they they
put it together and make a pokedex entry about it.
All right. So they didn't they didn't fact
check it. She say that Do a very good job,
I'll be on. No, nope.
Alright, the next one here says, they appear to be very
protective of their own world. It is a ice and that just means
like like where it lives its like its own area.
Like, like what we often say about Curtis, he's in his own
world, right? That's true.
It's a metaphor. They're not school fairy has
access to its own Planet. The clefable.
A Axises. Do you think Le Ferry again?
I think you did it. Anyways, the clefable axis has
exercised. Its own pocket dimension in,
which it appears to be very protective of.
Yes. If you ever, if you ever
witnessed the clefable blink out of existence, don't worry.
It's going into its own world. But don't follow it.
Don't follow it because it's very protective of that world.
Yeah, yeah, the Pokedex entry goes on to say, It is a kind of
fairy. What is rarely seen by people?
It is okay. It.
All right. Cool.
Yeah. It's a kind of fairy again, we
know. We know it's a fairy but we
could not give it. We do not designate it type as
fair. This is why I believe that the
whole typing system is just bogus and we shouldn't use it in
jobs, get it out. Should we should you categorize
all Pokemon primarily on their egg group?
I think that's how we should do it.
Yeah. Or you know, but shape
something. No.
Put a lot of Pokémon. Don't even have butts could have
fooled me. Um, I don't believe.
All right, so there's one more entry here.
If you don't believe me, don't believe me that most spoken that
some Pokemon or even how everything has.
Everything's got a but everything has a but show me
something. Don't even consume anything.
Some do name me one Pokemon. That doesn't have a but Spirit
Tom, I'm sure it's got like a ghost but somewhere, right?
Yeah, ghost cloaca. Go a ghost rectum, maybe it
goes. Ghost.
Ghost whole yeah, Rocky is right in the ghost Hall, Jesus Christ.
All right, this last one here says, it's ears are very
sensitive. So it does not like loud noises
or busy places will not come out in front of people.
Hmm. Okay, I mean, that's what we saw
that firsthand. It was hiding from mr.
Curtis, we did it. Yeah, I told blame it.
All right, that does it for the Kanto region, the Johto region.
In start us off with with its acute.
Hearing it can pick up sounds from far away.
It usually goes of cute hearing usually hides and quiet place.
Well, everything everything that clefable does is a cute.
Oh yeah, yes, yes. So cute.
Listen, mr. Curtis, I understand that Corbin
does not know what a cute means, and I am not going to attempt to
Define it for him. Yes, that's fine.
Professor whatever you say, yeah.
Okay, then This one here says, it's very sensitive ears.
Let it distinguish distant distant sounds as a result.
It prefers quiet places. I mean, understandable, we've
already said this. Look at babbling brook or a nice
Meadow or a very still unmoving jet plane or something.
It is said to live in quiet remote mountains this type of
fairy has a strong aversion to being seen.
Do you guys remember last week? How they all the Pokedex entries
found? Like, I don't know, 50 different
ways. To say that it's rare.
Yeah I think it's doing the same thing again.
It's doing the same thing except it's not even trying this time.
It's like these last three entries have said it.
Usually hides in quiet places it prefers quiet places said to
live and quiet remote mountains, like they're not even trying to
change it up and just copy and paste them at this point, you
know, really? I mean, come on, Professor,
who's into the JoJo? Who's that guy?
Um, Elmo's Elmo. Helm our pal over in the Hoenn
region Professor Birch. He he goes, he goes all in.
So let's read all in. Let's go clefable moves by
skipping lightly as if it were as if it were flying using using
its wings. Okay.
So it's not flying, right? It's just skipping around
lately. Like now like, it looks like
it's flying what if it uses its wings at all to help out with
like good question, could be half flying up?
Skipping, I don't know. I do.
Just kind of challenge, channeling the energy of the
air. I hate to spoil this but you
aren't going to get an answer to that in his Pokedex centuries?
Well, poop. Okay, the Pokedex entry
continues on to say it's bouncy steps.
Let wait, I'm sorry, it's bouncy step.
Let's it even walk on water. What it's known to take strolls
on lakes on quiet? Moonlit nights again.
I think I think because it's floating, I think, It's wings
are allowing it to float. Maybe that's why.
That's no, no says it says, as if it were flying using its
wings, it's that, that I mean pretty blatantly says, it's not
using its wing. I mean, unless this thing
literally ways like, like half an ounce or some shit like that,
that just doesn't make any sense.
Like, is it like, is it like the consistency of like a balloon?
There's just nothing in it. How does it float on water?
Well, let's go on to the next pokedex entry.
It's not going to answer that question but I also don't know
how to answer that question. It has an acute sense of
hearing. It can easily hear a pin being
dropped. Nearly 1,100 yards away, 1,100
yards away. Yeah, haha.
So exact, yeah, a specific. Well nearly, it's not exactly.
So it's probably like 1,000 and 999 or not 99.99999 or something
like that. That's right.
Yeah. All right.
So that does it for the Hoenn region?
Some really some finally some interesting stuff, right?
So not just, it is in a quiet place, flow to can hear a pen,
like, wait a pen, or a pin pin pin pin pin, pin like a pit like
a pi n. It can hear.
It could hear a pin drop from 1100, yards away.
Uh-huh, wow, yes, 1,100 yards away.
Wow. All right.
Let's move on to the center region.
They're actually like eight football fields.
That's insane. Wait, no.
That's like 11 football fields. All right.
Look, football field is still taking.
I'm still taking math. Okay.
It's I don't know how long a football.
Well, it's 100 yards. 100 yards. See mr.
Curtis in, you know, to football was.
Yeah. It's I mean, it's the round
thing with the white and the black splotches on it, right?
No, that's muck. That makes so much more sense.
No. Don't listen to him, he's wrong,
you're thinking of a soccer ball.
Football is more shaped like a, it's like a, it's like a you
took a soccer ball. Got hit by the ears and pulled
it out. Oh, that's a football.
Okay, wait, hold on. I think football is called
soccer and other places like gal are right?
Don't they don't think don't think they make fun of us for
calling football, soccer and soccer football, don't they?
I can't. I listen I can't pretend to know
what everybody and all the different regions all the
different words that they use for different things.
Right - cheese J. You didn't the God?
I'll read you. You gonna throw the football
around? Oh God.
We're gonna get cancelled from from gal our listeners.
Jesus Christ. Sorry I can't do that.
You can't do that. It's cheese Jai.
It's true origin. They only care.
Are you want to come over to make the steak and have a
puffin? Oh you want some chips with
that? You see?
And you're like, oh well champs. Yeah, I love Sanchez and then
they give you fries. Ah, I am want fries.
I want to change. I know, it's ridiculous.
Works God. I hate people in the Shell are
suck. Just kidding.
You guys are kind of cool. Can't do number one.
Yeah. Well, who saffron for the weed?
Whoo, whoo. Whoo.
But here you guys actually have the Toros pandemic under
control. So give us some tips, please.
Yeah, we can figure that out. Now, stop these regret 30 to 40,
rampaging Tauruses. So, yeah, it's amazing.
How they can transcend two different James, but they have
made it over to the Kalos region there in the snow and the
universe region. I don't know how they do that.
It's just 30 to 40. Maybe.
Maybe they can also walk along the water like the fables.
Maybe that's actually. They bounced along the waters
Corbin, they'll just walk. They found, excuse me, Sergeant
service or answer. Anyways.
Okay sinner region, they say. Rarely seen by people, it is
said to be drawn by the full moon to Play at deserted Lakes,
okay, you know, not there was like highly populated Lakes.
We get it. It doesn't like people and it's
rare. Yeah, it's rare, it's deserted.
It's like when he's lucky deserted Lake sounds to me, like
you used to have a thriving Community but then all the
Pokémon left. Wait, when I'm, he's deserted.
Does it only mean like from people or can it Vibe out with
other Pokémon like can it dance Now, another Pokemon in the
moon, we don't know I feel like it's I mean deserted means
deserted no Pokemon or be right, right?
That's true. Mmm Yeah, it's also drawn there
by the full moon. Yeah, sure whatever.
Okay. Hmm, our the next one says it's
hearing is so acute that it can hear a pin drop over half a
mile. Well, okay, lives on quiet
mountains. Okay, so 1,100 yards I don't
know it's well, 1,100 yards. So 1,100 yards is 300 at no
3,300 feet and I think a mile is 5280 yeah 5280 yeah looks like
you're right little yeah yeah that's less than what one
hundred or one 1,100 yards is so did I say over half a mile a
day? I mean it does say over half.
Okay well that's good. Could we if it's 3,000 yards or
no 3,300 feet? Yes equal. 1,100 yards.
Yeah, so that's that's, that's fine that that adds up.
Sure, it checks out, I've crunched the numbers and check
it out in Corbin's. Brain.
Mmm, so it works. Okay?
That does it puts us in our region.
Also, does it for the univer region?
Well, wait, no. You know, there is one that here
that's slightly different from the universe Regional, go ahead
and read it because, you know, if it's fairly underrepresented
but I mean, it's not my fault. They never write new.
He's yeah. Boring it says their ears are
sensitive enough to hear a pin drop from over a mile away so
they're usually found in quiet places.
So I mean way now let's combine time you said over a mile or a
mile so it does say over a mile. Wow.
That's much farther than no. It was a 100.
Wow. Then half a mile.
Yeah. Over a mile is longer than they
have a my uncle. This is so hurting me.
Arts are in a mile. Divide 504 5280 divided by 3 by
3. I don't use my calculator by the
other to determine whether it was or we all know that was
wrong by 1200, right? But only the other 0 there by 3
is 17 to 16 here. It is. 1 mile equals Seventeen
sixty yards. Yes.
So 1,760 yards? Yeah.
It's so weird because they literally like, you know, that
has two Pokedex entries in the first one.
It just repeats. What?
Centos Edwards. It is very weary and rarely
shows itself to people. Its ears can hear a pin drop
from over half a mile away. The next one it says from over a
mile away now I guess over half a mile and over a mile can still
technically be the same thing I guess.
I mean yeah I mean yeah it's just it just so over five miles,
I'm specific over five miles and a thousand.
Miles is the same thing that thousands.
Well I thought the same thing but it could put has a
potential. I mean yeah.
It's It's very vague but Re Mi is over half a mile and three
miles is over a mile so yeah you can hear it for three miles
away. Yeah, it's true.
Nothing for the Kalos region. Let's go ahead and move on to
the L Lola region. They don't like to reveal
themselves in front of people. They live quietly impacts deep
in the mountains. Yeah.
Today their impact so they live in groups.
Yeah. They're they're Packers.
Come on out. I mean I'm amazed that they can.
Are they in packs with other? With glow fairies to or know, I
don't know. I don't know if they're Curtis
you. You know, you're not answered a
lot of our questions and concerns me is that I listened
to Professor, is an expert in the Pokédex itself.
Yeah, I don't, listen, I don't go out.
Listen, I do research on the Pokedex, I don't do research on
the Pokemon. All right, we've established as
many times look, there's clearly not enough info here.
On some of these Come on. So here's what you should do.
Send your number one student aka me out to the.
Why is there Kurt? I will Curtis, is not a trainer
to be. He is just easy kiss, but I am.
I am ready to go. I have proved my loyalty, 36
weeks, it's over. It's been over half a year.
I have been in this class. I think it is time.
Okay, wow, time time really does fly, doesn't it time flies when
you're having fun? You're going to give your your
one in person student. A his is trainers license.
And I think you should do that today.
I think today should be the doctor.
Can't, I mean I have to wait until you've passed the class.
I could take the rest of the classes remotely.
No, you can't. Yes.
Listen about that. First of all, you don't have any
in your internet connection. I know this look every other
student that listens to this and all my other classmates that
I've never talked to, I don't even know if they're there.
They don't talk to me. I wish they would, I hear their
parties. I just don't get invited, they
all listen remotely, all of them, okay?
Oh dude, the party is are so much fun.
I've been invited to a few. Wow, they Really kick it, they
can really kick it. Why are you going to Children's
trainer parties, buddy? It's weird, just because you're
a child. Doesn't mean all the students
are children. All right, this this is, this is
a class open to everybody. Oh, adults teenagers other
Pokémon if they have the capacity to understand English
and learn about us, right? Thank you for being so inclusive
Professor. Yeah, for the adults.
Right, mr. Curtis, yeah.
Oh yeah, I meant for the adults, are not for the other Pokemon
because you are again. You're definitely not.
It's a bunch of spinner acts. Oh of course of course I'm
definitely not the yes. Spinner acts in a trench coat
that's what I'm not good. Okay, now that we've established
the things that you're not mr. Carter, can you stop, can you
stop winking at me, please? All right.
So, yeah, again, pokedex entry is they don't seem to give us a
lot of information, but like they will tell us things, like
do Clefairy, Clefairy will live together or how?
How can they float on water? What they do tell us though is
According to tradition people who see a pair of clefable,
skipping skipping by can look forward to a happy marriage
that's lately, unprovable, a tradition of folk tale.
Thank you Pokedex entries. Thank you, professor professor
Palm over in the Lola, region for writing this entry for us.
I don't know if Paul would write something that Ludacris but
there are more entries here. So maybe he wrote one of these.
Alright, the next entry R says it can't help but hear a pin
drop from over half a mile away. So it lives it can't help.
There's no pain again, I can't help it.
Why? There are we driving it?
So you can hear a pin drop from over a mile away but like it
can't hear anything else. It just its ears are distinctly
trained on pins dropping. I was gonna say, can you imagine
like farting within like a 5-foot radius of a quote
clefable? That's gonna like blow it.
You would blow its low its ear drums out.
Yes, it would. It's It's just go and then boom
gone done. See that's all Pokemon have to
do to in battle to take it down. It's just fart and so it's done.
Unless of course you never. You purchase one of my patented
clefable, also, trying to say something.
Go ahead, go ahead mr. Curtis please.
Please go ahead. I'm so bored.
I'm so sorry Professor. I'm so sorry.
How dare you interrupt? The only Professor you'll ever
have? No, I was looking to say I was
going to try to plug my wonderful Clefairy ear covers
your Your Ma's earmuffs. That's, they're called earmuffs.
I think it's counterintuitive to your contract to sell
merchandise to your students. I don't think that's wise
Professor. I'm just listening if they want
to buy, like, plenty of classes, sell things like popcorn or, or
class t-shirts people. So, class t-shirts all the time.
Yeah. For like, fundraisers for like,
listen, I spent so much money on all those moonstones.
All right, I need it. I need the money.
Okay. People listen, people do
fundraisers for schools to raise money for like, I don't know,
like kids without legs or something, like they're not.
Ring it. That's not what they do.
Yeah, for field trips or for a pizza day.
Yeah but it's not for the teachers own income.
Like just because you're you're pissing away all your money on
moonstones. You never really have a friendly
invest and save. Oh my God.
Okay, that's not a stroma expenses.
Okay. All right.
That's fair. That's fine.
I'm saying it costs. It costs a lot of money.
For all the experimentation experimentation.
We have to do on these Pokemon. This is Curtis.
You do that on your Your own time and that is not the
professors. That is true.
Yeah I do.
I do not pay him the Arts. Just only knows to have the
money to do that. Mr. Curtis don't know what your,
where you getting the money from.
Wow. You know, we've already
established that work part-time with my uncle's poke daycare
Upstate. So, it makes that much money,
nice. Nice nice.
Yeah, I mean, you breed enough, you know, rare Pokémon, you
know, do you could make some serious Joe, who's Joe?
Give me a cut of that. Yeah, that's some serious, true.
He can make some seriously, good coffee.
You can make you think Joe do what?
That's right. That's right.
Hey coherence. The Pokedex entries.
Please to do a quiz. All right.
So it can't help. But hear a pin.
Drop over half a mile away. So it lives deep in the
mountains where there aren't many people or Pokemon.
Okay, I guess I didn't think I finished that one but maybe I
did. Anyways, the next one says, some
scientists believe that it gazes intently at the sky on night
with a full moon. Because it is home sick, maybe.
I mean some scientists think. So it's unproven.
So I'm useless to fucking put that in the Pokédex entry.
Yes. Me that provides an interesting
conspiracy theory and say it's a conspiracy theory on that's what
not much of a conspiracy anyways that does it for the regional
pocock's and Is we have one unique pokedex entry.
Here, it comes to us from ashes. Pokedex says clefable, an
advanced form of Clefairy, you know, it's Advanced.
Oh my goodness. Listen.
I'm sorry to tell you, but this is an advanced form of Cliff
area. We open.
Our normal medicine is going to be able to handle this.
This he's got a bigger smile and bigger Wings.
It's curly q is just too much for us to handle these unique
creatures are among the Rarest Pokémon in the world.
Wow, step aside Mew. Step aside, any legendary
Pokemon. Okay, so I have here, one on the
source, uncreated article that I will read very quickly before we
move on to our Pop Quiz. This says, clefable is a tall
pink Pokémon with a vaguely star shaped body.
I don't agree with that, I don't agree.
That's body. She like a star know.
It's shaped like a fat guy with no neck.
It has long pointed ears with dark brown tips, and black oval
eyes with wrinkles on. Either side are brown.
What? Dark brown tips?
Gotcha tips. It's oval eyes have with wait.
Oval eyes with wrinkles on either side curled lock of fur.
Hangs over his forehead much like its long, tightly curled
tail, on his back as a pair of dark pink wings, and each Wing
has three points. Its hands, have three fingers
each And it's feet have to Claude toes with dark pink,
Souls. That those are teeth on its
toes. Yeah. - why would it have teeth
on its toe toes? Dude, I don't know why the
Pokemon look the way they do, like, you know, like just
normally for some evolutionary function, I mean, eating with
your feet would be pretty cool man.
Ivy, what are what are Claws and Nails if not just teeth teeth on
your fingers and toes? Can I get you say that in
writing? I know I don't even what does
that even? In how did somebody say
something in writing? I'll let you figure that out.
That the Centre goes on to say, clefable is a timid creature
that fleas fleas when it senses people approaching and is one of
the world's rarest Pokémon, its sensitive ears.
Can distinctly hear a pin drop from half a mile or 1 km away
because of its acute. Hearing it prefers to live in
quiet mountainous areas of of which it is protective.
So here it's assuming that that quote unquote world that its
protective of is are just mountainous areas that it lives
in. So it's quite an intimidating
hides away from people but it is protective.
Yeah lies. What would have come out to
fight? For example, he had put would
happen if you step foot on a little like a little hug the
shit out of you like what's going to come and tickle you
probably I hope so. It's gonna like bounce on over
to you and be like get out of here.
Come on baby. It is able to walk on water and
sometimes appears to be flying using a small Wings.
Alright? That does it for.
That's all the information that we have clefable as sparse as it
is. But now it's time to move on to
the pop quiz. So go ahead, pull out your wrote
um laptops put away. Your Pokedex is pulled it out
and one single pen and then that's all you need for this
one. Okay?
Just one single one single penny.
Not a single pen. Yes.
Can pin with a knee right naught P naught pain with it.
I yeah we don't want to accidentally drop it.
And then how about how about how about pin?
With an a a paella? No a pant.
Oh sorry. Pans for capano.
Sorry, that's later. That's later.
I don't either. Okay.
All right.
So, mr. Curtis has already sent me his
first answer, which is just how much.
Sorry, wait, what are you psychic type?
How did you know it was gonna ask.
Oh, he just sent me. One, I assume that he
accidentally hit the send button, right?
That was supposed to be as in the answer to number one is like
is the first question. So.
Okay. So yeah, it's like interesting.
So we will see. So mr.
Curtis is sent to the first question.
He has sent, his answer is 1 and Corbin has sent to, let's see,
let's see, if you're right. Question, number one says, we're
dukla fables like to stroll on moonlit nights.
All right. That's my answer too.
He too is incorrect, believe it or not and also one.
Wait weirdly enough. One is correct.
I don't know how that worked out.
Don't tease me like that. All right, big goober, go ahead
and send me your real answers and you'll say it again.
What was it? Again, we're dukla fables, like
to stroll on moonlit nights, all right, both of the answers are
in question. Again was where dukla fables
like to stroll on moonlit nights Corbin responded with deserted
Lakes then exclamation point very excited about that answer.
Yes. Curtis said soft.
Wait, sorry, soft, quiet. Calm tranquil pretty lakes.
There's Nary a comma to be found in there.
Love it. See ya.
Yes, exactly. They like to stroll and moonlit
nights on lakes. Haha.
Yeah, they're quiet. Yeah.
Got it. Correct for both of you.
All right, so, you know, I was starting it off easy.
All right, easy peasy. The next one says, what is the
absolute maximum density? A of the average clefable in
grams per milliliter. Please hold the fuck up.
What I will say again and I'll say it again.
And then I admit this one may be difficult so you can ask me for
one hint, one single hints, boys, so I know the answer is
not one. No, no, God.
I know that I have one question, though.
Okay. Well, hello, dearie.
Let me do you want me to reread the question?
Okay, we read it. And what is the absolute?
Maximum density of the average clefable in grams per
milliliter. Okay.
What is it ready? You cannot ask.
What is the answer? No, what is?
What is the density of water? Hmm.
Very interesting. There Corbin.
It's a very, very interesting question that you proposed to
me. And in fact, it makes me think
that you we are indeed on the correct track track.
What can you tell me? Yes, I can.
It's And, and ninety seven kilograms per meters cubed, 997
kilograms per meters cubed. Now, if you could translate
that, if you could figure out that and transform, transform it
into grams per ml for me, that would be wonderful.
Okay, hold on. So what you want it in grams per
milliliter cubes, now grams per mil, a flops haha, grams per L
got I love, I love doing math questions.
I love it. Okay.
Both of the, the answers I've submitted, they may or may not
be right. Okay.
So the question is, what is the absolute maximum density of the
average clefable now, Corbin sent nine point, nine seven
grams per milliliter, I did ask for it to be in grams per ml, so
thank you for that now, mr. Curtis wrote clefable.
Be no more than 0.99 999, repeating, of course, grams per
milliliter, if they were one gram per milliliter of, they
would be the same density as water.
And then, and there for it's not not there for their space for
would be able to to mix. Well, God, I hate that you
melting in the water, but we all know, clefable can walk on water
so it must be less dense. All right?
You Exactly correct, mr. Curtis, so the density of water
is one gram per milliliter? It's, it's kind of the vitamin.
It's the metric that they use to determine you know, why did you
lie to me? What did you say it was Ice.
I told you that it was 997 kilograms per meters cubed.
Now, one meter cube is not the same thing as a milliliter, I
believe it. Centimeters cubed is the same
thing as a ml, that's right. Whoa.
So for you were close you were off by one by one order of
magnitude. Oh damn.
So you were close, you know what and you know what Corbin you
were on the right track. You knew the question.
But I did I knew and I did I'll admit I was a little bit shitty.
I was a little bit of a jerk giving it a little bit and but
different units it kind of you know what kind of fuck you
Professor but thank you. Thank you for seeing us on the
right track. Yes, zero points though
unfortunately, for the fuck me. All right.
Cool. Now I'm gonna I'm gonna give you
It's maybe points because I like your spunk sweet.
How many all of them you get the oh, yeah.
Hell yeah. I love get the wrong.
Did you have a question mr. Curtis, he knows, I was just
saying it that you shouldn't think of yourself.
That way. Professor is you were not a
shitty person. You're a great person, a great
Professor. I mean, nothing extra points for
kissing his butt. Okay?
You're not going to, you're not going to get them.
I mean it just hurts. It hurts me.
When the professor says he did something shooting like
Professor hatred. Listen, you're the moral
standard. It hurts me to stay.
No your stick, mr. Curtis.
Okay. She's all right, let's let's lay
off the insult. Their Corbin.
Sorry. All right.
Question number three, why do clefable tend to hide and
secluded mountains or the coil? Quote, their own world if you
will. Alright, so the question again,
was why do clefable tend to hide in secluded?
Mountains? Corbin responded with their
hearing is insanely good. So, in order to protect their
sensitive ears, they chill out in packs bar from other Pokémon
or people, all right. Curtis wrote.
They like to hide on secluded mountains because they are quite
and calm, and they don't hurt their super-sensitive hearing be
okay. So he has the, he has that the
word here that looks. It's just super sensitive
hearing, that's exactly why, it's because they want to stay
away from the hustle and bustle that humans, just generally, all
the pin dropping that humans. Do they can't, they just don't
want to be around or farting if you will, well, just say
anything about farting. So we don't know how far away
their house. Loudly.
They can hear a fart. Just thinking, hear a pin drop
from. Am on my way before.
Tonight's of them, they don't hear it all.
Don't even register, we can't smell it either because they
don't have noses. What a blessing.
So, question number four. Now, this is another essay
question. I know been doing that a lot
recently, but I think there's a lot of things.
This Pokédex are these Pokedex entries in really cover.
So I'm going to give you guys a question that's not asked, or
answered in the polka Century Pokedex entries and just go
ahead and, you know, Write me a little short paragraph on.
What the answer, what you think the answer is.
All right, so the question is, why does clefable have pink
skin? Was The Firs it skin?
It could be a trick question. It's not skin at all.
It's for is it further? It doesn't look like fur.
I mean, it looks pretty taut. Okay, so the question was the
essay question was, why does clefable have pink skin?
Now again, there's no exactly right or wrong answer.
We don't necessarily have like the definitive answer this.
I'm just interested to see what you guys say.
So Corbin responded with the lack of direct sunlight and
absorbing the moon's power. And light.
Yeah, Moon's. Okay, Moon's Power and Light.
You didn't write that in there but it's implied.
Moon's, Power and Light causes to be pinkish in color.
Yes. Okay, so you're saying that
because because they're primarily nocturnal creatures,
they do? Yeah, they don't experience last
son and that way. They so kind of like something
that might you know, live in a they live it.
They mean they live in caves and mountains and they don't ever,
they don't ever see the sunlight so they lack pigment and also
they eat. Red Gyarados has shiny Gyarados,
you know, then one could be plausible that the lack of sun.
I mean that's why I'm this this bright pink color so maybe
that's true for clefable as well.
Let's go ahead and read you do look like a squalling baby
Buckle in here because we haven't, we have a wonderful
answer from mr. Curtis, thank you Professor.
I'm so excited for you to read my answer.
You may remember last time he did theorize, that Cliff fairies
are actually living hot air balloons.
I don't know. You remember that one but this
one is I'm sure it's on the same level.
He says clefable has pink skin because it's skin.
Surface is actually one big ear. That is why their hearing is so
sensitive. That's also why they are so
light inside of its body is mostly cochlea coming.
That is cochlea. I guess like the insides of
Years or so Halo the Halo spiral tube inside of everyone's here.
He goes on to say. That's also why it's so Bounty,
baby. I think he might have meant to
spell bouncy but forgot the siani.
See I'm sorry. Professor.
Its surface. Vibrates with sound with sound
ways and sound wave. Oh my God.
This sentence. Mr. Curtis is atrocious.
Great. Its surface vibrates with sound
ways and Such a rate that allows it to host lie.
I see my I see my mistake. It was supposed to say.
That's also why it's so bouncy. Its surface, vibrates with sound
waves at such a rate that allows it to almost fly, of course.
Now, mr. Curtis, I have to.
So, again, the question is, why is it have pink skin?
I feel like I don't want to poke holes in your theory here, but
like ears can be any colors. They don't have to be pink.
Well, no, but eardrums eardrums are always pink.
Everybody knows think that's true.
I mean, just look at like Nidoqueen it has like purple.
Yeah, no, but it's eardrums are still pink.
Did you not letting you know that we were?
You not there for the body inspection when we did the body
inspection for the pope? Now again I don't go up with you
to your uncle's breeding, breeding Farm Curtis ever.
Since the whole Squirtle incident, you were not supposed
to inspect. The bodies of these Pokémon
you've established this know. It's again there are plenty of
Pokemon that don't have. Have like pink insides of ears.
I don't think it's a requirement for a was a cochlea to be pink.
Yes. Well I mean doesn't hold up but
I respect the out-of-the-box thinking it's complete.
There's no way is true but you know, you get your full marks
for cool, you on that one. Cool.
So I could have said that clefable was a fucking nipple
and it would have gotten the right answer.
Sweet kind of numb back. It up with enough explanation.
Maybe, maybe, I don't know. Sure.
Depends on how I'm feeling but maybe you'll get your chance
next time to give me an out-of-the-box crazy Theory, all
right. Um because that does it for
today's lesson. Hey, speaking of next time, you
guys know what Pokemon we're going to be talking about.
Foxtrot. Foxtrot foxtrot.
No not quite. I love that dance though.
It's a great Delphox know. Is the fox Pokémon.
We are learning about a fox Pokémon though.
Oh Gardevoir. We're learning about car.
All right, no, we're not learning about Gardevoir.
We won't be learning about Gardevoir for a very long time.
If we ever, if we ever even make to it, make it to it.
No, we're learning about Vulpix which is in fact, the fox
Pokémon. So yeah, I'm excited to talk
about another fire type of my we haven't talked about a fire-type
Pokémon since fucking Charmander.
WoW, turtle Charizard. All right.
Yeah, so yeah. I look forward to that until
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