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Hello there and welcome to the 
world of Pokemon. 

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My name is Professor Jacob and 
thank you so much for attending 

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this lecture on Pokemon biology.
Joining me here in the 

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classroom. 
Today is of course, my wonderful

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teaching assistant. 
Oh mr. 

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Curtis mr. 
Curtis, if you could, please say

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hello to everybody. 
Hi perfect. 

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Sir. 
Oh my goodness. 

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Wow. 
High-class sound. 

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Really a, you'll have the 
energy. 

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You normally do. 
What's wrong with you today? 

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Jeez, I don't really care. 
Also, here in the classroom 

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today is our trainer and 
training. 

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Young Corbin you could please 
say hello to everybody. 

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Hello Professor. 
It's not Nice. 

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It's almost as if there's a set 
amount of Happiness. 

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It's like a resource that could 
be used in this classroom and 

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today Corbin has all of it and 
mr. 

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Curtis has none of it when it's 
normally the other way around 

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all for me. 
Mr. Curtis. 

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What's got you? 
So Doom and Gloom and vileplume 

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today. 
Huh. 

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What's the deal? 
You got a death in the family? 

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She won't know. 
I I just I just want to talk 

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more about bug Pokemon and 
professors. 

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Well, Do I have a treat for you?
I absolutely love Kris. 

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How did you know, Professor? 
You said we were doing it book 

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type Pokemon today. 
I know. 

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Well, we aren't, we aren't doing
that, but, but you'll be happy 

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to know that there are a lot 
more bug type Pokemon to talk 

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about. 
So, hey, so, yeah, look, that's 

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a little treat. 
That's a little future treat for

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you. 
It's not it's not a right now 

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tree, but it's a little future 
treat. 

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I want to right now, treat well.
Well, how about the treat of 

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learning, what Pokemon we're 
going to be talking about today,

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who is it? 
And I didn't ask and ask if you 

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guys know but if you want to say
sore, go for it. 

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Oh, is it what type is it today?
Can give me a hint. 

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It is a water type, who, who 
it's gonna be Alma night. 

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No, although I like that, you're
keeping it in the Kanto region. 

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That's nice Totodile 
immediately. 

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He's he's, he's heard when I'm 
happy about and decided to throw

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it away. 
Just to wait, his turn it on, 

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not Canto. 
Now it's Johto actually. 

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So they're primarily, I guess 
exclusively in the Johto region,

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where they're found, but now 
it's not, it's not Totodile mr. 

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Curtis. 
Do, you have a incorrect, guess 

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you would like to throw out 
there. 

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Isn't it the surgery? 
Hahaha kind of so funny. 

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Every time you knew what I was 
going to ask. 

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How did you know? 
Mr. Curtis, I need to turn the 

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front. 
I know all the way upside. 

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I don't like it. 
I don't like this. 

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That really bringing the I'm 
used to you being the most 

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annoying person alive. 
I say person in quotes. 

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I'm used to being the most 
annoying person alive. 

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And what is this, huh? 
Why you such a sad Sally today? 

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Hold on, hold on. 
I got it. 

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I got it. 
Hold on. 

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I know it always. 
Cheers me up. 

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Let me just get something out of
my bag real quick. 

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What does he see? 
Grabbing? 

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Yep. 
That's that's all I needed. 

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So many glass now, just, I gotta
know, I'm not looking, I'm not 

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going to look at it, but what is
it? 

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I was get a good look. 
What did you do? 

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Oh, it's just, it's just a 
picture of one of my spinner 

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acts at home. 
Oh, I do it. 

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I do it for them baby. 
I last saw you. 

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I saw you, I saw you sniffing 
your backpack, so I was 

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wondering like oh no I was just 
smelling there. 

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I know I was just I was just 
looking at a picture. 

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You know what's up Gary? 
The Shroomish just chilling of 

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your back. 
Pack and the nose smell them. 

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Okay. 
Okay we'll just that all takes 

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is a picture of a spinarak to 
put you in a good mood. 

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All right. 
That's all right. 

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That's all I need. 
What more is there to want in 

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life? 
Honestly screw therapy. 

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That's all you need like any 
spinarak specific know just, I 

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mean specifically my spinarak. 
I mean, you know, I don't want 

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to look at any subpar span, 
right? 

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Oh, of course. 
Yeah, you have to look at your 

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Abominations, right? 
Yeah, I'm looking at that 

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picture with spinarak and I can 
already play on a few. 

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Since he's, let's call them with
regular spinner acts that I'm 

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sure we can go into more detail 
and Professor. 

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What's the Pokemon today? 
Oh well, the Pokémon that we're 

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learning about today is like I 
said, a water type is 

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everybody's favorite everybody's
favorite water to, huh? 

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Uh huh. 
All the students at home already

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know who it is because well it's
the title of this lesson. 

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But since I guess you guys don't
read the syllabus, you have no 

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idea. 
It is we have a syllabus? 

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Yes, be honest. 
Aside make a very important that

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you should read the syllabus but
nobody ever does. 

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We're learning about Magikarp 
today. 

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Okay. 
Magic are. 

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Yeah. 
Also known as the fish Pokémon. 

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What? 
Yeah, that's kind of cool. 

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Just adjust the fish Pokémon. 
What do you guys ish? 

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The one and only what do you 
guys know about Magikarp? 

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Just out of curiosity? 
I can't keep them out of my pond

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through every time I fish him 
out there, just right back in 

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there. 
Well your POD at you. 

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Upon your house, it's in the 
woods behind my house, right? 

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Okay, cool. 
I know that all of our magic 

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carp are dead in our pond out at
the school because the technical

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Tentacruel. 
I'm sorry Tentacruel easy going 

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to hate them all. 
During that one lesson that was 

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horrific. 
Actually you'd be interested to 

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know that we do have one left 
and actually I actually have it 

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here today if you would like to 
say, I mean I I'm sure you've 

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clearly All seen a Magic Carpet.
Yeah, yeah. 

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Yeah. 
Of course, of course. 

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But this is the, this is the 
sole survivor of the tentacle 

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great. 
Are you kidding me? 

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Strongest of the strong. 
I have such, I have such high 

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expectations. 
This is going to not wait, such 

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a, a killer ruler Magikarp. 
Here. 

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There's no way he would have 
survived in the way. 

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It's honestly like, I'm meeting 
a celebrity. 

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I'm really excited. 
Do you guys want to give it a 

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name before I even throw it out 
since you guys seem so like you 

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know, no it's it has to be a 
name that strike. 

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Sphere. 
Okay, just make sure you know 

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that this is going to be a 
fierce fighting Magikarp, the 

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sole survivor Professor, I 
command you to send it out so we

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can name it. 
Wow. 

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I do not like being commanded. 
Actually, Professor, I beg you 

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to send it out. 
That's better. 

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That's better. 
I do. 

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I do enjoy, pleading. 
All right. 

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Okay. 
Here is the Lone Survivor 

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Magikarp. 
With a Splat like that I would 

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say that is in Evan that's a 
never hit the ground real hard. 

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Evan? 
Yeah, everything. 

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Okay. 
Yeah, we'll go with a trike 

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sphere. 
Evan had a sole survivor of the 

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pond, is it seven living up to 
your expectations guys. 

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You know, I was about to say 
he's not, he's not really 

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invoking much fear to get - 
could you do? 

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Do something just poke a reason.
It's okay. 

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Well, he's doing the standard 
thing that that magikarps Do. 

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The Magikarp are known for and 
everybody do the splash. 

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Yes, sucking. 
Whoa. 

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Okay. 
I mean, they, they kind of just 

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flop around. 
We call it Splash. 

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Technically is the technical 
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I mean, it's not, it's on dry 
ground, right? 

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It's not really splashing like 
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but like honestly, why would 
anyone use this in a Pokémon 

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battle that is plus you really 
can't use it in a Pokémon 

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battle. 
Now, I mentioned before that, 

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there are Pokemon that you 
absolutely should not use. 

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I think, I think Caterpie was 
one of the Pokemon theme 

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Metapod, metal Bond and Metapod.
Do not like I cannot stress. 

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This enough, do not go into a 
battle with a Caterpie. 

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They're not for battling. 
I mean, honestly, even a Pidgey 

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really isn't they, aren't they? 
They aren't they aren't 

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combative, right? 
They don't like to fight. 

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This guy is worth nothing but as
food on the plate I'm nothing. 

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But as food on the plate. 
Yeah. 

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Nothing this this spooky we call
it nothing but as food on the 

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plate, actually around these 
parts. 

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So well-worded, Mr. Turner, 
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like, I don't know, like what is
going on inside that head 

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anything there, anything in 
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Hello, like what? 
I poke it here with the The pain

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don't do that enough. 
Yeah can I get ink on it? 

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Nothing. 
Okay okay there's nothing in 

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there so it's called it stupid. 
We called it dumb useless. 

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It's almost ironic what other 
synonyms can we use? 

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Oh well, it's an idiot. 
Well, I would like to thank you 

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actually weirdly enough to 
describe it. 

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Like just just just what it 
looks like. 

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Listen. 
Listen, listen fellow students 

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at home. 
It looks like a floppy, chubby 

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orange plate. 
I don't know what to tell you, 

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if you, if you could picture the
most boring shade of orange, 

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that's what you got. 
That's what you got right there.

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Yeah, it's a weird, like off 
crimson orange. 

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It's just, it's red. 
All right. 

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Don't be lying to the students. 
It is ready. 

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Mr. Curtis is that a read to 
you? 

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It's like I've been telling Leon
red if I bend down here and look

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at it this way, kind of looks 
like or Orange. 

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Now, if you look at it this way 
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Scarlet but like now it's that 
is that is burnt orange and I'm 

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that's garbage right there. 
Just well, he's got other 

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identifying features. 
He's got fins on either side of 

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them did a little his not fins. 
Now while you guys were talking 

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I did look up Vert orange, it is
not burnt orange. 

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Well alright, potato potahto 
that's the color that my my 

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burnt orange feels like listen. 
I look at our Our beautiful 

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class flag every single day and 
as you'll remember, our school 

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colors are classic red and 
slightly darker red. 

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So where does he lie? 
And like what he would we be 

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able to put him on our flag? 
Well, I don't think he's quite 

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classic red. 
I think he's a little bit 

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lighter than classic red. 
He's like orange red. 

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Okay. 
It's just, it's just read. 

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It's not orange. 
All right. 

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It's definitely an orangish red.
I mean as long as we're all 

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willing to agree that's more in 
the red side than it is, I tell 

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you what we can't agree on. 
Yes. 

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He does have Evan here. 
Does have a little crown on his 

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head and it is yellow right? 
We all agree on that. 

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At least. 
Yes, that's yellow. 

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That is gonna be your crown on 
his head. 

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And then he's got these long, 
yellowish golden whiskers 

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goldish size, Affairs of his 
face, and that's pretty much it.

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I mean he's just a scaly little 
water boy, he has got a couple 

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fins, it's got like a tail fin 
and in Donna's belly, he Another

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like kylix a little bit like a 
crown. 

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Like the one that I was hanging 
upside down Crown. 

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Yeah, but it's got four points 
instead of three points and 

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yeah, and so, that's what it 
looks like. 

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But also it's just guys, you 
know, we've said some mean 

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things about Magikarp here 
observed of all deserve other 

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shirt because it is a dumb 
Pokemon, is a weak Pokemon is a 

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useless Pokémon. 
We should all hate it, but I 

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don't think we've said a thing 
that's worse than what the 

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Pokedex. 
These SE, are you serious? 

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It's just gonna be like a roast 
of magic card for the Pokedex 

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entries. 
This is a beat-down, this is 

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it's as if it's a tie, it's not 
way. 

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It's as, if all of the Pokémon 
professors, from around the 

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world got together, just to beat
the crap out of Magikarp. 

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Wow, I love it. 
Is love. 

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I honestly, I love it. 
So, Evan, just just rest. 

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Well, knowing that nobody likes 
you. 

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Nobody likes you Evan, by the 
way, we're talking, we're 

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talking to Evan the magic card, 
not Even our virtual student who

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we named the magic carpet after 
who support us on patreon. 

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That's why we named it after 
him. 

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Sure. 
Thank you. 

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Yes, get that in there. 
Yeah. 

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Shameless plug. 
Yeah, we'll talk more about that

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later on. 
We can't pick one out for you. 

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Support us on patreon. 
Thank you. 

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Bye-bye, but yeah. 
So um, listen Professor, I've 

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seen enough of them. 
Okay, I've seen enough send him 

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away. 
He didn't ways there have to go 

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to the breeding farm upstate. 
Wow, not even him. 

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Wow. 
Can I drop him outside the 

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window? 
And he'll make it to the The 

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pond, I'm pretty sure no 
breeding for you, buddy. 

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Oh, that's right. 
He goes. 

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All right, I heard the splash. 
Let's let's read some Pokedex 

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entries, guys. 
I honestly I got to tell you. 

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I can't wait. 
Yeah, they're pretty awful. 

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Alright, let's start off in the 
Kanto region in the distant 

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past. 
It was somewhat stronger than 

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the horribly weak. 
Descendants that exist today. 

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Mmm. 
Yep, horrible horribly weak. 

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This So, horribly weak and 
discuss the next one, says 

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famous for being very 
unreliable, it can be found 

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swimming and seas, lakes rivers 
and shallow puddles. 

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You always so sad to see the 
magic arms that ended up in 

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Shallow, puddles, honestly. 
Yeah, that's the worst. 

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You know, they aren't going to 
live there for a long note. 

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Nope, that's what I bust out the
hair dryer. 

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So what my here's my question, 
famous for being the It's awful,

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mr. 
That is also famous for being a 

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superior skills map herbs. 
Why would anybody look at a 

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Magic Carpet think? 
Oh, I'm going to rely on that. 

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This, I'm going to ask this 
magic card. 

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Pick up my kids from school, 
right? 

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Right. 
Exactly. 

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Magic arm. 
Come on, let me just clarify, I 

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was joking. 
I would never condone the 

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killing of any Pokemon, a water 
type or otherwise. 

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Okay, right, exactly exactly. 
I'm sure we'll see what the 

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officer Jenny's Say. 
Yeah that poor Squirtle not been

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accused of Anything that poor 
squirrel. 

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You've been accused of 
everything. 

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You just have not been arrested 
yet. 

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Unfortunately. 
Yeah, I can't it's been so long.

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I can't believe they haven't 
pinned him down yet one of 

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these. 
It's not going investigation. 

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Yes revolving Squirtle murder. 
I don't I have no comment if I'm

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just yeah actually legally you 
cannot comment on the situation.

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So good job. 
Alright. 

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The next entry says whoever its 
opponent and however horrible 

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the attack it receives, all it 
does is Splash around. 

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Useless zillion, honestly, 
Brazil. 

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Sure, yeah. 
I mean it doesn't it and you 

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know maybe it just it just 
doesn't have any anger and it's 

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heart, right? 
You can beat it up as much as 

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you want. 
And all its going to do is 

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Splash because it's just wants 
to splash splash. 

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Splash, splash splash. 
Yeah, you could just beat it up 

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and catch a charge and it's just
going to Splash there. 

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Extra-long extra hard. 
Yeah, so Mike, here's my thing 

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about this, when all else fails 
just splash and that's going on 

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a t-shirt, I don't know. 
I did that does not deserve to 

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be on a t-shirt. 
That's all. 

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I don't think so it also fails 
just flash if the professor says

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no then it's no sorry because 
that's kind of like you know 

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splashes going to do something 
but splashes famous for not 

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doing anything. 
Well it's kind of like it's a 

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good message for the kids that 
like when everything goes wrong 

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and all you can do is just sit 
there and flail around in your 

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own excrement. 
Oh my wait. 

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Is that part going on the shirt?
The excrement part sure. 

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Yeah sure as long as you're 
happy and you're just you know 

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bouncing around splashing and 
possibly soiling yourself. 

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That's really all that matters. 
I don't think this is a good 

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message that we should be 
sending to our students, I mean,

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but what good message could you 
say about my Jacquard? 

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Hopefully, our students are all 
potty-trained, right? 

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Hopefully, I mean. 
Yeah. 

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Until we tell them that they 
should prove their pants. 

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It's okay to flop around. 
Poop your pants oil themselves, 

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you heard from mr. 
Professor Jacob. 

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Now don't do that. 
I do not. 

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I do not condone that. 
I should do that your You're 

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gonna get, you're gonna get some
angry parents. 

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I don't know, close. 
I was so close. 

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Little Timmy sold himself 
because he heard on Professor 

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James class. 
It was fine to do it and not 

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only fine, but he should do it, 
it will solve all your problems.

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I'm ready. 
All right, hold on. 

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Now Curtis, do you want to hear 
what the Johto entries are 44 

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imaginary? 
All right, first one says, An 

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underpowered pathetic Pokemon. 
Wow, got them. 

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It may jump high on rare 
occasions, but never more than 

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seven feet, you could have just 
left it jump, high, and have to 

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make them feel bad, never more 
than 70. 

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If you if you see it's jump 
seven feet and 1 inch that is 

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not a Magikarp that is watch out
that isn't there's something 

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there's a ditto or something. 
Yeah, that is not real, not real

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fake Magikarp. 
The next one says for no reason.

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It jumps and splashes about 
making it easy for Predators 

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like a pidgeotto to catch it. 
Mid-jump. 

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Mmm. 
Oh, okay. 

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So like 7 feet is good enough 
height. 

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So Pidgeotto can just swoop down
and get it. 

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Yeah, it's like perfect 
Pidgeotto snackin snack and 

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height of it, honestly. 
So like, you know, honestly it 

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really kind of feels like 
Magikarp just exists to be pray 

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for other Pokémon. 
You know, there you go. 

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Which that's a good idea. 
It's kind of messed up honestly,

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that I mean. 
Yeah. 

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It is because like, so so 
Arceus, right? 

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We all know that Archie has 
created all Pokemon correct. 

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Yes. 
Our Lord and savior. 

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Well, not quite from the true 
form of Mew. 

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Yes. 
So he intended for there to be a

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Pokemon that just completely 
useless and all its therefore is

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being eaten. 
Sure. 

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Yeah. 
I just kind of mess up. 

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The next entry says, this weak 
and pathetic Pokemon gets easily

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pushed along rivers when there 
are strong currents, hmm, 

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pathetic cards or toss that 
about pathetic. 

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Okay, moving on to the Hoenn 
region. 

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The first century says, sorry, 
really start to dig into 

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Magikarp. 
I feel like love it. 

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Magikarp is a pathetic excuse 
for a Pokémon that is only 

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capable of flopping and washing 
this Behavior prompted 

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scientists to undertake Research
into it. 

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It's just a bunch of scientists 
pull this thing out of the 

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water. 
What's the deal with this thing?

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It all it does is flopping. 
Splash, plop and splash plop 

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Splash. 
It's all it. 

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Does we have to research this? 
There has to be more to it. 

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We have to spend millions of 
taxpayer dollars, finding out, 

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why it only flops and splashes. 
You see a scientist like on a 

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tablet, like a desk and a 
computer, just like crunching 

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the numbers, he's like takes his
glasses off. 

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It is, you know, just Showcase 
for his knees like God, there 

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has to be a reason and you like,
slams, his fist on the desk. 

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He's like, plays, like sitting 
there like, with a whiteboard, 

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he's like, he's planning 
something, he liked it. 

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He has something and goes and 
they get crosses it out. 

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He's like, no, no, no, it's all 
wrong. 

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No, no, it flight so that it's 
flashing it splashes that if 

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plops you have to, and then you 
come back a day later and up on 

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the pinboard wall, there's like 
three different pictures of 

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Magikarp. 
And a pond in some red string 

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that connected and then like and
then like a pidgeotto and it's 

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connected to it. 
But it says 7p only and then 

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there's a big, there's a big 
sticky note that just says, why 

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why can you imagine how great 
this would be if we had somebody

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animate this? 
All of it, mad, I think, I think

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it's better just through purely 
audio and us like, you know, 

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speaking it into existence, 
right? 

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No, let's go, no animator. 
Could could hope to match My 

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true artistic prowess only? 
Yeah they I don't think they 

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could, they could try but they 
don't think they could. 

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Yeah. 
If you're Miss. 

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Listen if you're not a patreon 
supporter you're missing out on 

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Kurt mr. 
Curtis is drawing. 

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So that's all I'm saying, oh 
God, very excited to see 

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Magikarp. 
As I'm sure all the students 

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are, I can't wait. 
Alright, the next entry says, 

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Magikarp is virtually useless in
battle, as they can only / 

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around right as a result is 
considered to be weak. 

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However, Understandable. 
However, it is actually a very 

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Hardy Pokemon that can survive 
in any body of water, no matter 

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how polluted it is. 
Wow. 

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Okay, cool. 
Something nice. 

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I guess Burchfield a little bit.
It's a little bit bad about that

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first century where he called it
a and I quote pathetic excuse 

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for a Pokémon he's like all 
right I would I went in a little

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hard let's let's dial it back. 
I mean it's resilient it's it 

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can live in nasty, disgusting 
poo water. 

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Honestly, all right, the next 
entry says it's swimming. 

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Muscles are weak so easily, so 
it is easily washed away by 

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currents in places where water 
pools. 

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You can see many Magikarp 
deposited there by the flow. 

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Okay. 
All right, so just like the end 

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of a river. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
Because the question is, how 

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would they get Upstream to begin
with, right? 

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As they're picked up by some of 
the pigeons to be eaten? 

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They just accidentally dropped 
the moment to live stream, 

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taking them Bite or two, Mmm, 
Yeah, Baby. 

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All the flopping and splashing 
around in the, in the Pidgey, 

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Pidgeotto Stalin's causes it to 
be dropped and it flows down 

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river into a deposit. 
Exactly. 

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Yes. 
Wow. 

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We got it all figured out here. 
One more entry from the Hoenn 

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region and says it is a 
virtually worthless in terms of 

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both power and speed. 
All right, he's back on that. 

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He's back on the hate train. 
He's like, you know, I changed 

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my mind. 
I hate magic Art is virtually 

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worthless in terms of both power
and speed. 

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It is the most weak and pathetic
Pokémon in the world. 

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Hear hear. 
Wow, that's a bold statement. 

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Like, it sounds like I'm making 
this up. 

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It sounds like I just want to. 
I just want to insult magic Art 

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more, but now this is an actual 
pokedex entry. 

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That's another absolute in the 
Pokédex that we, you know, we've

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talked about Charizard, we've 
talked about other Pokémon. 

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We talk about gold Doug, being 
the fastest Pokemon alive or 

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whatever. 
That's a statement. 

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It is dead. 
Golduck is the fastest in water.

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Sorry, excuse me, fastest. 
Yes it does. 

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Doesn't say, I Birch. 
Think it's the most because I 

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post month. 
It says, it is the most weak 

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pathetic confirmed in the world.
Not even in the Kanto region in 

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the entire world in the, on the 
whole planet out of every single

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Pokemon that's been registered 
out of all 1,000-plus. 

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This is it, this is it this 
weaker than Caterpie weaker than

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a Metapod or cocoon? 
You know, any of those weak 

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Pokemon. 
Okay. 

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The next entry is from the 
center region and I love the 

451
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,900
wording here. 
The wording is so good it says 

452
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,100
it is said to be the world's 
weakest Pokemon. 

453
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:35,700
No one knows why it has managed 
to survive. 

454
00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:41,300
Not how not why? 
Why why? 

455
00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:43,800
I just picture these professors 
just walking up to this thing. 

456
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Flopping around being like why 
do you even bother to live? 

457
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:52,000
Why do you bother everybody 
hates Magikarp? 

458
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,400
Oh my God. 
The next entry says it is unable

459
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,400
to swim against even slow moving
currents. 

460
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,100
It always splashes about for 
some reason. 

461
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,200
Yep, you know, some reason I'll 
never find out why and I mean, 

462
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,900
we're researching it. 
I'm sure that somebody has been 

463
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,300
dissecting Magikarp brains to 
try to figure out why it's doing

464
00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:12,900
that. 
The next entry says, a Magic 

465
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:14,700
Carpet living for many. 
Many years. 

466
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:19,900
Okay now This, I don't believe 
this one. 

467
00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:21,600
I'm sorry. 
I just I don't believe this one.

468
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:23,800
First of all, I want to get that
stated it out there. 

469
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,700
Know what? 
No, it's in the Pokédex, it's 

470
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:31,100
real and has to be real. 
All right, I have to have to 

471
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,200
stick up to fight for my 
convictions if it's in the 

472
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,400
Pokédex. 
It's real. 

473
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,300
All right here. 
Yeah, I love it. 

474
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,000
A Magikarp living for many years
can leap over a mountain using 

475
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,600
Splash, huh? 
The move remains useless though 

476
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,700
but but it's like But what about
happened? 

477
00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:52,200
What happened to the seven feet?
Yeah, I would say, I mountain is

478
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:57,000
higher than seven feeds. 
So I don't, this, this is, this 

479
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,700
is in direct opposition of an 
entry from The Johto region. 

480
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:05,200
So Rowan and Elm, should kind 
of, you know, get together and 

481
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,800
figure. 
There's no, I think happened, I 

482
00:25:06,808 --> 00:25:09,900
think a child wrote that in a 
child saw seven foot Mound and 

483
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:12,600
said that's a mountain. 
Oh and Rowan's like, okay yeah, 

484
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,500
I'll put this in my Pokedex, 
whatever. 

485
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,700
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
He's let his kid, right? 

486
00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:21,900
That, Place in the Pokédex. 
So you know it is have yeah. 

487
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:27,100
It can leap a mountain using 
Splash that is apparently, I 

488
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,700
mean but it doesn't match carb 
living for many years. 

489
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:32,400
Let's be honest, a Magikarp 
isn't going to live for many 

490
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,900
years so it's kind of like a 
folktale, really? 

491
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:37,600
Yeah, probably not. 
Yeah probably if there was a 

492
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:43,000
magical Magikarp that tent 
somehow managed to survive a few

493
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,700
years, then maybe it might be 
able to jump more than seven 

494
00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:47,900
feet who knows. 
It's useless broken. 

495
00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:50,300
As you spoke C'Mon y'all Grand 
that. 

496
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:52,500
All right, so nothing new from 
the, you know, region or 

497
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:54,200
callous. 
I mean, I was really hoping that

498
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,900
we'd the distant. 
Finally be the entry that Kalos 

499
00:25:56,900 --> 00:26:00,200
got in on and was, like, I just,
I just gotta slam on Magikarp, 

500
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:04,300
but, unfortunately, no, moving 
on to the Aloha region. 

501
00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:08,600
The first entry says, although 
we can helpless this Pokemon is 

502
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:14,400
incredibly fertile, huh? 
They is, this Pokemon is 

503
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:18,100
incredibly fertile. 
Oh, Mr. Curtis you might want to

504
00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:21,200
think twice about saying that 
Magikarp up to the breeding Farm

505
00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:23,900
your yeah. 
No, it's definitely not going to

506
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:26,700
go up there. 
Can't have that peripheral 

507
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:29,500
rating and in eating up all the 
egg and competitors. 

508
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:32,300
No way. 
Okay, that's not how I don't 

509
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,500
think that's how it works. 
I mean, I'm not a Pokemon 

510
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,800
breeder, so what do I know? 
It's right, I'll go in an 

511
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,800
incubator, okay, sure. 
The Centre goes on to say. 

512
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,400
They exist in such multitude 
multitudes. 

513
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,600
You'll soon grow tired of seeing
them? 

514
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,400
Yeah, no kidding. 
I'm already tired. 

515
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,900
Yeah. 
Yeah, I see him play. 

516
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:51,600
See like 20 on my way to work. 
Hmm, it's Reckless leaps. 

517
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:55,200
Make it easy pickings for 
Predators on the bright side. 

518
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:58,100
I don't think this is the right 
spot right side but whatever on 

519
00:26:58,100 --> 00:27:01,900
the bright side, many Pokemon 
enjoy longer lifespans, thanks 

520
00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:03,700
to Magikarp. 
Wait why? 

521
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,900
Just because they can because 
they eat because they eat the 

522
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:07,800
magico. 
So it's like on the bright side 

523
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,800
for other Pokemon but not for 
magic are. 

524
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,500
But who cares about Magikarp, 
they suck? 

525
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:14,100
I mean that's assuming that your
lifespan is automatically 

526
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,500
extended. 
Just because you eat on a 

527
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,500
regular basis, which I don't 
think Well, I would I would 

528
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:21,300
definitely say that your 
lifespan is shortened if you 

529
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:23,200
don't eat. 
That's I mean, yeah. 

530
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,300
But all right, whatever in 
places where food is scarce, 

531
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:29,500
there's like hundreds and 
hundreds of Magikarp and I guess

532
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,600
apparently don't really need to 
eat. 

533
00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:33,600
What when you magikarps even eat
algae? 

534
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,100
Probably. 
Probably sand. 

535
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:38,000
Sand rocks. 
Just they're Bottom. 

536
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,300
Feeders. 
Is this crunch on rocks? 

537
00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:43,000
They just us most the nutrients 
out of the water. 

538
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,100
Yeah, baby. 
The next entry says in In the 

539
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:51,000
distant past, they were fairly 
strong but they have become 

540
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,600
gradually weaker over time. 
Hmm. 

541
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,200
Like how strong you think is 
like fairly strong? 

542
00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:00,000
Like like Machoke, strong or 
like? 

543
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,900
Um, I would say maybe like 
Caterpie strong. 

544
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,800
Yeah, yeah. 
Like capable of doing something 

545
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,300
other than splashing, but still 
not super impressed. 

546
00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:12,300
Come on like compared compared 
to what it is. 

547
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:15,000
Now, it's considered strong, but
it's still like in the grand 

548
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,800
scheme of Pokemon, it's still a 
big. 

549
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,800
Maybe, look at the time. 
It was even considered weak. 

550
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,500
But now it's like, especially, I
don't know. 

551
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,300
It says it says fairly strong 
though. 

552
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:26,500
So, I wouldn't, I wouldn't put 
at the level of like a macho or 

553
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:30,700
Machop or anything like that, 
but maybe maybe a Poliwhirl may 

554
00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:31,900
be. 
It may be a man key. 

555
00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:36,400
I would say Paulie, I would say 
Poliwag. 

556
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,300
I don't know. 
I think Poliwag is too weak. 

557
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,700
It says it says fairly strong. 
I know. 

558
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,500
Anyways, they became gradually 
weaker over time for some reason

559
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:47,300
I cannot see the benefit of 
becoming weaker a Sides. 

560
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,900
You know just becoming food for 
other Pokemon but whatever. 

561
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:55,000
Next entry says thanks to their 
stronghold on life. 

562
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,900
Dirty water doesn't bother the 
bother them at all. 

563
00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:01,500
They live in water Waters all 
over the world. 

564
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,200
They live in waters all over the
world. 

565
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:10,500
Them having a stronghold on a 
stronghold on my what does that?

566
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,700
So like their their their will 
to die. 

567
00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:16,900
So their will to not, die is so 
great that they can survive in. 

568
00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:18,000
Water. 
Is that what that means? 

569
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:23,000
I don't know. 
I'll be fully honest that it 

570
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,500
doesn't make a lot of sense to 
me their stronghold. 

571
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:28,700
I don't, I don't know what that 
on life. 

572
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:32,700
I mean I think it just means 
like what we've already said 

573
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:34,500
before. 
Is that they're hearty, right? 

574
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:38,000
That they are that they are 
resilient. 

575
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,700
I think that's what that means 
pretty much right because I mean

576
00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:46,800
clearly it's not they don't it's
not that they just want to keep 

577
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,200
on. 
On living so much that they 

578
00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:50,000
never die. 
That's not true because you know

579
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,500
they jump right in the exact 
height that's perfect for 

580
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,700
Pidgeotto is to pluck them out 
of the air, out of the air. 

581
00:29:54,700 --> 00:30:00,300
So I don't think they really 
have that that self-preservation

582
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:08,500
mechanic or this is, what's the 
thing that Pokémon have Instinct

583
00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:10,900
Instinct? 
They don't have the Instinct. 

584
00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:14,300
They don't have that 
self-preservation instinct that 

585
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:16,800
you know most other Pokemon do. 
So I do. 

586
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,900
As I don't think that's what a 
stronghold on life means. 

587
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,200
Right, right. 
Okay. 

588
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,000
That does it for the Aloha 
region. 

589
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:29,500
Now, there's nothing new in the 
gal, are or the pal Daya region.

590
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:34,300
However, there is an entry of an
ancient text here from the Hisui

591
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:38,500
region. 
It says a feeble, pitiful, 

592
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:43,000
imbecile of a Pokemon that is 
nonetheless very Hardy. 

593
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:46,700
Oh yeah, nice unperturbed by 
turbine. 

594
00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:48,900
Water. 
It can be found living in all 

595
00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:51,400
sorts of places. 
Yeah. 

596
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:55,500
So it's an imbecile. 
That's a new one. 

597
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,900
Yeah, it's an imbecile. 
But it could withstand a lot of 

598
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,400
polluted water. 
We know that about it. 

599
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,200
Yeah I can it's just has a just 
those strong will to live. 

600
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:10,600
All right we have another entry 
from the lentil region. 

601
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,400
Okay. 
Sorry, I was expecting Corbin 

602
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,300
to. 
So I've never heard of that 

603
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:20,500
place before I listen, I've done
my research. 

604
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:23,200
I know that the lentil Regional 
is a real place. 

605
00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:25,900
It's doesn't sound like it, but 
I've done my research. 

606
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,900
I fact-checked, it is a real 
place. 

607
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,100
Okay? 
You'll hear nothing from me 

608
00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:31,800
again. 
I do think that luncheon 

609
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,800
Regional is an interesting place
to go. 

610
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,200
Visit, I'll wait out here, 
nothing from you again. 

611
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:40,900
You hear nothing. 
Nothing from me again about the 

612
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:43,500
lentil region. 
Because I know for sure I 

613
00:31:43,508 --> 00:31:45,100
thought you were just saying 
that just to test me. 

614
00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:45,900
Make sure I was paying 
attention. 

615
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,400
I did confirm that Israel reach.
Okay. 

616
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,900
Everybody can rest safely. 
Thank you. 

617
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,700
All right, this entry says, 
wherever there's a body of 

618
00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:53,600
water. 
Our odds are you'll find a 

619
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,000
Magikarp. 
All it does is flop around, so 

620
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,200
it seems kind of weak, but it 
may in fact be hard easier than 

621
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,100
it looks, it may be harder. 
You know, Magikarp is not a 

622
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:10,900
great Pidgey in a coal, mine 
Pokemon but but you know, to 

623
00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:13,500
test water her to see if it's, 
you know, feasible for other 

624
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,500
water-types to live in. 
But hey, you know what? 

625
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:19,600
If you don't, if you've got a 
body of water, that's nasty and 

626
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,800
you gotta put something in it to
just. 

627
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,200
Yeah, try and clear it out then 
you just put some magic harp in 

628
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:25,100
there. 
You think I'm a jerk? 

629
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:28,900
I was going to clear it out. 
It might like eat some of the 

630
00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:32,000
scum and the gross -, you know, 
I don't know. 

631
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,100
Who knows it? 
Who knows what it is from? 

632
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,200
What I've heard? 
It's useless. 

633
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,500
I don't know if it's going to 
really do that. 

634
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,700
It's a trash Pokemon. 
Oh yeah, it's useless. 

635
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:40,600
So yeah, I can't use it. 
To clean bodies of water. 

636
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,600
That's true. 
Yeah. 

637
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:44,600
Because then it would have a use
and therefore not be useless. 

638
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:45,800
Right? 
Right right. 

639
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,400
I apologize. 
That was a dumb Assumption of 

640
00:32:47,408 --> 00:32:48,100
mine. 
Yeah. 

641
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:51,500
Now so yeah don't use this 
Pokemon as a Pidgey in the coal.

642
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:54,500
Mine common phrase that we are 
all used to. 

643
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:57,300
Yes. 
That does it for the regional 

644
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,500
Pokedex entries. 
I do have a couple of unique 

645
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:03,400
Pokedex entries here, the first 
one and the second one actually 

646
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,900
comes to us from ashes Pokédex. 
The first one says, Magikarp the

647
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:10,700
fish Pokémon Magikarp, can live 
in the dirtiest of water. 

648
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,300
It jumps. 
A very well and can evolve into 

649
00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:18,200
Gyarados who now Garrett Hoops. 
Oh yeah, gerotor. 

650
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,100
Sorry, sorry. 
Yeah, girls is cool, Pokémon. 

651
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,300
Yeah, but there's no way that 
magikarps evolved into Gyarados.

652
00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:25,400
I mean, come on. 
Oh, it's true. 

653
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,100
They do such a, such a, such a 
cool Pokémon coming from such a 

654
00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:31,500
loser Pokemon. 
No way. 

655
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,800
As kind of surprising always 
thought that Gyarados was like a

656
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,900
variant of like, I don't know 
like seconds or something. 

657
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,000
Yeah, yeah I didn't realize it 
turned his because Just because 

658
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,300
it doesn't have legs well. 
Yeah, it's obviously a Lapras 

659
00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:47,700
without its shell. 
I mean, you know that's what it 

660
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:51,500
is right. 
I love these theories about 

661
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:53,000
Gyarados. 
I can't, we'll talk about that 

662
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,900
more when we get to Gyarados, 
which is next week. 

663
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,100
Ah, it's coming up, believe it 
or not, because it doesn't fall 

664
00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:02,700
for Magikarp. 
Anyways, the next entry says, 

665
00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:06,700
Magikarp the fish Pokémon 
because all Magikarp seem to do 

666
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:09,199
is oh, by the way, this does 
come to us from ashes Pokedex 

667
00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:11,000
said, just in case. 
Yes, yes yes, yes, yes. 

668
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,300
Because all Magikarp seem to do 
is Splash around some consider 

669
00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:18,900
them week, but they're actually 
a Hardy Pokemon that can survive

670
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:22,100
in water, no matter how dirty it
is, no matter how filthy and 

671
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:24,699
disgusting it is, they love it. 
They love the pool, water Rose, 

672
00:34:24,699 --> 00:34:27,000
put em in the pool water, but 
I'm in the poop water, they love

673
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,300
and put that on a t-shirt. 
Put them in the pool water. 

674
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,500
Put him in the pool water. 
That's Right. 

675
00:34:32,699 --> 00:34:35,000
Alright, the last. 
Yeah, unique entry comes to us 

676
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,800
from goes Rotom phone. 
It says Magikarp the fish 

677
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:42,100
Pokémon a water-type with 
neither strength nor Be in a 

678
00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:46,000
Magikarp is thought to be the 
weakest Pokemon of all. 

679
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,000
We gonna spoken uyghurs? 
Yes. 

680
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,199
All right, listen. 
So I think we can take from 

681
00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:53,300
that. 
Does it for all the Pokedex 

682
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:54,100
entries? 
By the way? 

683
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:59,600
I think we can take from the 
Pokedex that everybody hates 

684
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,300
magic. 
A Magikarp sucks, and it's 

685
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,500
useless and don't waste your 
time with it. 

686
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,900
Even waste your time, eating it 
actually. 

687
00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:08,700
Oh yeah, you might get polluted 
right? 

688
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:11,000
Actually. 
Yeah, like it depending on. 

689
00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:14,200
I mean, You can get some like 
well-sourced, Magikarp, I guess,

690
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,600
and there are restaurants that 
do serve them but I mean it's 

691
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,300
like they're just they're just 
worthless. 

692
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:20,700
They're just worthless. 
Yeah. 

693
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:25,200
But that does it for the lesson 
portion and now it's time for 

694
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,300
the testing portion which I 
love. 

695
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:32,200
No and guys, no, no no. 
Yes actually. 

696
00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:35,700
I'm so excited Professor. 
Well, that's good. 

697
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,100
Sound like it go. 
Look at that. 

698
00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:39,300
Picture of your spinarak again. 
I'm sorry. 

699
00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:43,800
Yes, quiz time. 
Please no quiz. 

700
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:47,700
I have something much more 
difficult for you guys today and

701
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:52,200
like that. 
My energy is gone again, he's 

702
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:57,900
melting. 
No, no, I would like for you to 

703
00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:02,800
pitch me a Pokemon. 
Which one Magikarp what 

704
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,100
professorship is hugely useless 
thing? 

705
00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:08,900
Yeah, no way. 
So I not be island of My 

706
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,600
Pokemon, right? 
Because that's how we get 

707
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:14,400
Pokémon, right? 
And you have all you have is a 

708
00:36:14,408 --> 00:36:19,200
Magikarp and you need to get me 
to buy your Magikarp. 

709
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,300
All right impossible, you could 
just pick out. 

710
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:24,200
You could literally walk to any 
body of water and pick up a 

711
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,900
Magikarp. 
Why would you buy the? 

712
00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:29,000
My magic card? 
You know, it's did. 

713
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,400
Listen, that's not for me to 
figure out. 

714
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,700
That's for you to figure out mr.
Curtis, you're the one selling 

715
00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:36,600
it. 
My magic Harp can poop rainbows.

716
00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:38,600
All right, well hold on, hold 
on, let me read the rubric 

717
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,000
first. 
Alright, alright. 

718
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,300
So as we all remember, The pitch
of Pokemon rubric is that one, 

719
00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:46,800
you must include information 
that we learned in class and to 

720
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,100
you must demonstrate an 
understanding of the Pokemons 

721
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:50,400
unique, attributes and 
abilities. 

722
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,200
There's the two that are common 
throughout all the rubrics that 

723
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,900
we have. 
Third is, you must provide two 

724
00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:59,000
different selling points in your
pitch. 

725
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,800
And the selling points must be 
for the Pokemon itself and not 

726
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,600
for the product. 
It provides or produces. 

727
00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:08,000
Although I mean, I couldn't 
really think of something that 

728
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:11,900
had your car produces that you 
could use Sushi to feed to your 

729
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,600
Amy's. 
Yeah, well maybe I don't don't, 

730
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:19,400
don't use all your good ideas 
Corbin, sorry, sir, sir, sir and

731
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,800
then the last point on the 
rubric is a student. 

732
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,800
The student who provides the 
most compelling selling points 

733
00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:28,400
will get a bonus points. 
All right. 

734
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:31,500
Whoo, you guys ready? 
Yes, yes. 

735
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:34,100
Wow. 
You guys, you guys had that real

736
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,300
quick, you had it all ready to 
go. 

737
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:38,600
I thought it was gonna be a lot 
harder to do but you know 

738
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,100
whatever. 
You know what that's good. 

739
00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:43,700
That's good. 
Who would like to First, I'm 

740
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:46,300
going to go ahead and be a 
gentleman and I'm going to say I

741
00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:47,300
should go first. 
Okay? 

742
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:49,200
Very good. 
Okay, it's gentlemanly? 

743
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,400
Well that's okay. 
I take it away Corbin. 

744
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,900
All right, so you're in the mood
for a Magic Carpet. 

745
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:58,600
You need one you want one, you 
know, or maybe you don't need 

746
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,700
one. 
But I can give you one or give 

747
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:02,700
you reasons. 
Why you should go give it to me 

748
00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:06,400
for free, well, for a small 
price of 999? 

749
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,200
No, no, y'all gives you free? 
Okay. 

750
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,100
Yeah, I am Corbin's that Corpus 
in the lead here. 

751
00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:15,500
With a free folk. 
So I got two big reasons that a 

752
00:38:15,508 --> 00:38:19,400
Magikarp would be useful. 
Now, the first one I'm going to 

753
00:38:19,408 --> 00:38:22,800
mention is a little bit less 
practical of a day-to-day thing.

754
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,600
This is just something that 
could be used for, you know, a 

755
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,400
lot of things I think in 
society. 

756
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:34,500
So one of the cool things you 
can do with the Magikarp is you 

757
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:39,400
can use them to Dam up polluted 
river, Rivers, you know, for 

758
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:44,100
power plants or what have you Or
let's say there's flooding going

759
00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,600
on. 
You need to reroute some water 

760
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,600
that's just I don't know. 
On your property. 

761
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,900
Shirley gross dirty polluted 
water could be run off or 

762
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:53,700
something. 
All you guys nasty water, right?

763
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:58,400
All you gotta do is just pile up
you, man, if you magikarps and 

764
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,900
there you go. 
Now you got a damn. 

765
00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:03,700
And now you can reroute or 
redirect the stream of polluted 

766
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:05,200
water. 
It doesn't matter how polluted 

767
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,800
it is because Magikarp can 
withstand it whenever. 

768
00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:11,800
So that's a little bit of the 
less practical day-to-day. 

769
00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:15,800
Today reason for a Magikarp is 
using them to Dam up rivers and 

770
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,300
stuff. 
Like I could do that with wood 

771
00:39:18,300 --> 00:39:21,900
or dirt snow. 
No see these things are sturdy 

772
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:27,300
and we know that about the wood,
it'll Road, it'll go away with 

773
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:30,400
with concrete and all these 
other materials. 

774
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,200
Listen, you know, the weather's 
going to wear it down. 

775
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,700
I mean like The Magikarp they've
been around for a long time, 

776
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,200
they're sturdy, they're Hardy, 
we know this, the Pokedex 

777
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:44,200
entries have said this. 
Now, the Every win flock of 

778
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,200
Pidgeotto toes. 
Come and eat all of them. 

779
00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:50,200
Well then you just took a geode.
Some their toes. 

780
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,800
PG. 
Oats in their toes, right? 

781
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:54,800
All you do is create a canopy 
above it and they won't jump to 

782
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,600
you gross. 
Now let's hello like, like a 

783
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,000
tree canopy. 
Okay. 

784
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:01,000
Yeah, exactly. 
What are you saying? 

785
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,300
Nothing. 
Don't worry my so. 

786
00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:05,000
Alright. 
Alright, so all my other reason 

787
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,100
which is a little bit more fun, 
a little more practical 

788
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:09,000
day-to-day that anybody could 
use. 

789
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,800
I honestly have got to tell you 
that. 

790
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:15,200
I think Magikarp would be great 
in the kitchen. 

791
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,100
Wow, two best things that 
Magikarp could be used for 

792
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:20,300
obviously want to clean the 
little fella first. 

793
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:24,700
You don't want, you know, your 
dirty poop water, damn building.

794
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:30,200
I didn't use that as a curse 
words, so I feel like he's dirty

795
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,600
Food. 
Water Dam built your damn bill, 

796
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,800
those poop water Magikarp. 
You don't want that on your 

797
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,000
food. 
You obviously got to wash the 

798
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,800
fellow first, but let me tell 
you the too big. 

799
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,100
Foods that it could be used for.
I'm sure you guys can think of 

800
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:47,400
some more later. 
Number one, Smash Burgers or in 

801
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:51,400
this case Splash Burgers. 
Oh so we love pressing down 

802
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,500
Burgers. 
We love make it Smash Burgers 

803
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:56,500
here in the Kanto region but 
guess what, why do all the work 

804
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:59,300
yourself? 
And you know, press down on the 

805
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,500
patties that's boring. 
You don't need to do that. 

806
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:03,200
You get other things you can do 
to be chopping onions in the 

807
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,800
other room. 
No, have a Magikarp. 

808
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,500
Do all the work. 
Let make art a flop up and down 

809
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,800
what your chopping onions in the
other room. 

810
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,200
Well, yeah, when case like, you 
know, the person that you're 

811
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,600
cooking dinner with doesn't like
onions and they cry around them.

812
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,800
You got to come in? 
Yeah, chop him in the other room

813
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,600
now, have the Magikarp flop all 
over that beef or whatever it 

814
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:28,600
is, and just the other either. 
Smashburger other reason is a 

815
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,400
pancakes pancakes would be fun, 
right? 

816
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:34,400
I mean, they're already kind of 
flat so I guess it doesn't help 

817
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,300
that much. 
My third one that I just thought

818
00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:38,700
of that, I think would be even 
better would be a pizza. 

819
00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:40,800
Pizza would be great. 
You got to smash up the do 

820
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,300
anyways, you got a flat Then you
got to put it all around there, 

821
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,700
imagine having two to three 
magic carpets, just go into 

822
00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:49,200
town, at your Pizzeria, just 
just kneading the dough 

823
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,000
splashing around on it, flopping
it about sure. 

824
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,800
I mean honestly, that's going to
need the crap out of that do and

825
00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:59,000
it'll be a good time for the 
whole family to enjoy some nice.

826
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Homemade pizza made fresh by 
your magic card. 

827
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,800
I, I could think of so many 
Pokémon. 

828
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,300
That would be better at needing 
to the magic while we're not 

829
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:07,900
pitching them today. 
Are we now shut up? 

830
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,300
That's a good point. 
All right. 

831
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:13,100
Corbin you have any other points
that You would like to add none 

832
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:14,100
today. 
Sir, none today? 

833
00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:16,800
Okay, great. 
All right, let's move on to mr. 

834
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,800
Curtis, let's hear his pitch. 
All right. 

835
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,800
Thank you Professor. 
Let me. 

836
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:28,200
Okay, right here. 
So besides, you know, oh first 

837
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,200
of all, hold on. 
Let me say thank you to Corbin 

838
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:34,000
for giving me his pitch. 
What I do. 

839
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,600
I do enjoy listening. 
I'm sorry that I gave you a 

840
00:42:37,607 --> 00:42:40,800
little heckling there and thank 
for the professor for inviting 

841
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,600
me in today. 
Listen I appreciate you're 

842
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,800
always here. 
Okay. 

843
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,700
All right, so besides being 
raised for food, the one other 

844
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:54,600
role that Magikarp is a perfect 
match for is as a doorstop, add 

845
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:58,800
a pool because it is, wow, it is
so weak. 

846
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,900
You can't put it in any water 
that would move and wash it 

847
00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:05,500
away. 
The lack of power and speed 

848
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,400
makes it safe around kids and 
families. 

849
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:11,400
Visiting the pool, if a little 
kid pees, in the water, it don't

850
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,300
matter. 
Well, it don't matter, p on that

851
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:18,800
carp and then that's a surety, 
it's its ability to jump, allows

852
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,000
it to trigger the motion sensor 
to open the door and then it can

853
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,800
just lay there and hold the door
open. 

854
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,100
Block it from closing as a 
doorstop. 

855
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:31,600
But if you're worried about the 
AC leaking out, don't worry 

856
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,500
because it won't be open for too
long because it's just any other

857
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,700
Pokémon will just come along and
pick it up and eat it. 

858
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:38,600
So you don't have to worry about
it. 

859
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,100
Okay, thank you. 
That's my boy. 

860
00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,600
That was once. 
I'm point. 

861
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,900
That was one. 
That's right. 

862
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:46,300
That was only one. 
I mean, no, it's the selling 

863
00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:50,400
point is the fact that it's safe
at the pool, does it matter if 

864
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:56,200
it's in water, and it serves as 
a viable doorstop because it 

865
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,500
could trigger the spot and then 
it can just lay there. 

866
00:43:58,900 --> 00:44:02,400
Oh, no, the only selling point 
is that it's a good doorstop and

867
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,800
Ulysses, a couple reasons why I 
would be a good doorstop right 

868
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,900
for a pool, specifically, but 
there's no wood. 

869
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:11,100
So, what's the way? 
So, one selling point is that it

870
00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,800
be good. 
A good doorstop. 

871
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,700
And your other selling point is 
that you can keep it in a pool 

872
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:19,600
would know. 
It's it's, it's selling points. 

873
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:24,200
Are the fact that it can survive
in the pool, it can trigger and 

874
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,100
open the door and then lay there
and block the door and it's safe

875
00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:30,900
around kids and family. 
Those are its selling point. 

876
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,600
I think we need to Define what 
selling points means, a little 

877
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:39,100
bit more going forward, because 
it feels like you're selling 

878
00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:44,300
point, is that it is a good 
doorstop, right? 

879
00:44:44,300 --> 00:44:45,600
That's that's what you're 
selling me on. 

880
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,900
You're selling it to me. 
I'm selling. 

881
00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:49,900
I'm pitching it. 
Okay. 

882
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:53,200
As a doorstop and the points 
that I'm using to describe how 

883
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,300
it would be a good, are multiple
points. 

884
00:44:55,300 --> 00:45:00,800
Are the fact that it is good as 
a door, stop, it can trigger the

885
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,600
door to open it. 
It's able to survive in the 

886
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,300
nasty p water, and it's safe 
around kids and family. 

887
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,300
Those are the attributes that 
make it a good doorstop. 

888
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,200
The Selling points of this 
selling selling point some sell 

889
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,800
it. 
I'm selling it as a doorstop. 

890
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,800
The points that are, I am 
selling it as a doorstop for. 

891
00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:21,300
Are the reasons that I just 
listed. 

892
00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:25,000
I think we need to re that is 
how I have done. 

893
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,700
That is how I met is true. 
Every picture but it's true. 

894
00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:28,900
It's not. 
How Corbin is done it? 

895
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:32,200
If you may have noticed? 
Yes, that's why I always get it,

896
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,000
right? 
So we do it every time. 

897
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,600
We do it differently. 
Yes. 

898
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,000
And it's always it's always 
weighed on me. 

899
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:43,200
I gotta redo this rubric and and
Really, really redefine what I 

900
00:45:43,207 --> 00:45:46,700
want here in this, because I'm 
not quite sure we're hitting it.

901
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:48,900
See, I was under the impression 
that the two like in terms of 

902
00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:52,100
selling points, it's like, you 
can use it for this reason. 

903
00:45:52,100 --> 00:45:55,100
You can also use it for this 
completely different reason. 

904
00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:58,400
Like we just want, we had the 
same discussion when it came to 

905
00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:02,800
Magmar, right? 
Robin said it would be good for 

906
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:06,000
pyrotechnics and for controlled 
burning, those are two different

907
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,800
jobs. 
I said it would be good as a 

908
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,700
guide in the mountains and then 
listed a bunch of reasons. 

909
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,900
Why it would be good at that 
because it feels like same thing

910
00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:20,600
we did last so here, I know I 
know but so it just feels like 

911
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:25,900
Corbin is pitch is selling me a 
Magikarp and has two different 

912
00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:29,600
selling points for The Magikarp.
You're selling me a doorstop. 

913
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,900
That just so happens to be a 
Magikarp. 

914
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:38,100
I'm pitching you a Pokemon to 
use as a doorstop and the 

915
00:46:38,100 --> 00:46:40,200
selling points for using it as a
doorstop. 

916
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:43,800
Okay, okay. 
You know what, the the rubric is

917
00:46:43,900 --> 00:46:45,500
vague enough, that I'm fine with
it. 

918
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:51,500
Oh gosh. 
So, I think, you know, you guys 

919
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:55,100
kind of got the first two, well 
enough. 

920
00:46:57,300 --> 00:47:00,700
The third of, you know, you must
provide to selling points. 

921
00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:05,400
Sure, yes. 
The fourth one is always 

922
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:09,700
difficult to go with who did 
most compelling selling point 

923
00:47:11,100 --> 00:47:16,100
because As I will admit that 
mine is not as practical as mr. 

924
00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:19,300
Curtis has a doorstop, is a lot 
easier and it's a lot more 

925
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:21,900
useless like a match car. 
I am going to I am going to have

926
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:24,200
to go with mr. 
Curtis here on, that's fair. 

927
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,500
I what I heard it I was like oh 
you might get this because yours

928
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:30,700
I'm sorry Corbin. 
First of all I'll have to buy 

929
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:33,100
multiple magikarps for that 
first part right. 

930
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,700
Okay. 
By a bunch of magic. 

931
00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:36,000
That's that's fair. 
That's fair. 

932
00:47:36,100 --> 00:47:38,100
That's fair. 
You men want to do that. 

933
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:44,500
And to I don't need it. 
I mean, you're stuck in selling 

934
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:47,900
point was a little bit better 
because sure, there are Pokémon 

935
00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:52,400
that are better at, you know, 
kneading dough and stuff. 

936
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,700
But you know they're also better
other things. 

937
00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:56,800
And I'd rather have them doing 
those other things. 

938
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,700
Sure. 
So yes, I'm going to give this 

939
00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:01,700
one to two mr. 
Curtis, okay. 

940
00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:02,900
That's fair. 
Ah, thank you. 

941
00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:05,800
I'll allow it so gracious. 
Wow, man. 

942
00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:08,500
Wow, that's some nice view core.
I really feel like that, that 

943
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:14,000
group projects that we did. 
Or for pincer really really 

944
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:18,100
brought us together a lot. 
Closer and work together because

945
00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:20,300
we were taught me mr. 
Curtis a lot about each other 

946
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,100
honestly. 
Yeah. 

947
00:48:21,100 --> 00:48:23,000
Like what's one thing you've 
learned about mr. 

948
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,100
Curtis, I have learned that this
is actually going to come as a 

949
00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:28,800
shock to see you guys. 
He actually has studied lessons 

950
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,700
every week in the library. 
Did not know. 

951
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:33,500
My gosh. 
You didn't know. 

952
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,900
I feel like. 
I feel like I mentioned that 

953
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,800
multiple times. 
But you know, I mean, hey, 

954
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,600
everybody's welcome to the 
midweek study sesh. 

955
00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:43,800
Shhhh. 
No, everybody come visit 

956
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,200
mid-week and always. 
So when is that? 

957
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,100
Because midweek is now it's 
Wednesday. 

958
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:49,900
I was gonna say cause midweek is
Wednesday. 

959
00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:54,100
So we're the class is happening.
Everybody knows the week starts 

960
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:56,900
with this class and ends the day
before this class. 

961
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,100
Yes. 
On Saturday, when people have 

962
00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:00,600
plans, okay? 
Gotcha. 

963
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,700
The midweek would be Saturday, 
right? 

964
00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:05,700
People have family and friends, 
you know what those are. 

965
00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:08,900
Right, mr. 
Curtis, I mean, you know what 

966
00:49:08,900 --> 00:49:11,600
family do I need other than my 
Colony spinner. 

967
00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:14,000
Said home. 
All right and it is right back 

968
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:19,100
into that that spinarak 
Obsession oh God that Minefield.

969
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,000
Okay so that does it for today's
lesson on Magikarp I think we 

970
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
can all agree. 
That Magikarp sucks and is a 

971
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,100
terrible Pokemon. 
Got them and put that on a 

972
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:29,600
t-shirt. 
Does anybody know who are going 

973
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,800
to be talking about next week? 
Got he, how do you die sir? 

974
00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:37,100
Okay, this court said that in 
cursive sudden couldn't quite 

975
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:41,100
understand him, I think what he 
was saying is cry dose. 

976
00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:42,300
Yes, Yes. 
You know what? 

977
00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:45,400
Sure, Gyarados jarrah. 
Dose ggr. 

978
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:49,000
Do sauna, some people say it, 
weird Gyarados will be learning 

979
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,000
about Gyarados next week. 
The evolved form of magic card, 

980
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,600
but you guys, you think it 
guessing it's gonna be, like, 

981
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,500
stronger than magic a little 
bit. 

982
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:59,200
I mean, I haven't really seen 
that many Gyarados and person, 

983
00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:01,900
only, like, one or two, and 
they're from far away. 

984
00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:05,600
They looks kind of small, and 
puny will see one in person next

985
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,400
week. 
I'm sure we always do, they're 

986
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:11,500
just just a Lapras for that show
quietly, you know, quite less 

987
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:15,600
Useful then, you know, your 
standard Lapras for water 

988
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:19,400
transportation. 
So right, well we'll find out 

989
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,800
next week. 
If a Gyarados is a Lapras 

990
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,400
without a shell but I'm not sure
about that. 

991
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,900
All right, that's gonna do it 
for today's lesson. 

992
00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:31,800
So if you have any questions you
can send us a ganger mail at WWF

993
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,700
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994
00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:36,500
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site. 

995
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,700
We are there at wwo Pokémon as 
well. 

996
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:42,000
We also have a patreon if you 
would like to do Nate to the 

997
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,200
patreon. 
You can find a link to that in 

998
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:49,600
the description but it is 
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999
00:50:49,900 --> 00:50:54,000
If you just want to go right 
here to the search bar in your 

1000
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:57,600
browser and typing are, you 
don't bother going to the the 

1001
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,900
description, and if you would 
like to give us a rating, that 

1002
00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:05,700
would be wonderful. 
But, you know, we don't, we 

1003
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:06,800
haven't said, talked about this 
before. 

1004
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,000
We don't advertise these 
lessons. 

1005
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,900
And anyway, not real. 
I'm really Really the only way 

1006
00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:16,200
that we get new students is by 
word of mouth. 

1007
00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:20,800
So if you could tell a friends 
that would do wonders and we'd 

1008
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:25,700
get plenty more students, but 
that's it for today's lesson. 

1009
00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:34,800
So, until next time class is 
dismissed, welcome to the world 

1010
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,400
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