Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in the
classroom. Today is, of course, my
wonderful teaching assistant, mr.
Curtis mr. Curtis you could, please say
hello to everybody. Oh, thank you.
Thank you, Professor. I am So happy to be here.
And you know what? I'm here for you today.
Professor me, whatever. Yes, whatever you need
Professor. I am your, your man.
Okay. Right here.
I'm your assistant your dude. All right.
I've already brushed the entire classroom with the with the
toothbrush last night. So it's squeaky clean.
There's toothbrush. It was Corbin's toothbrush.
Wait, how did you give it to my kids to my house?
You, well, I mean, You know, when when I have to do the
rounds, check on all the students know, we don't need to
do that. There's so many students.
No, you don't need to go into the students homes and steal
their toothbrushes. That's, that's a violation of so
many laws. It was just a, just, the right
size is what I needed. So, do those only place really
fine detailing of the classroom thing and, you know, it looks
amazing in here. Honestly, I thought, I thought
something was different. When I walked in this morning, I
couldn't put my finger, I guess I'll tell my mom to get a new
tooth. Crush.
See, I guess I keep up the good work there, mr.
Curtis. Thank you.
Excellent. Work here in the classroom also
joining us. Today is, of course, our trainer
and training, young Corbin, if you hey everybody, hey, what's
going on guys? Happy to be here, non-virtual
student, happy happy, happy happy, happy winds-day to all of
you happy to or you can be listed on the not a Wednesday
and that's totally fine. But either way you're listening
on the first date. That means you're a real
dedicated student and yeah, Wednesday to you, you know who
you are? Stephanie.
Yes, you listen to John. Wow.
Still. How did you get access to my
him, huh? I know, how do you ask?
I know you're listening. Stop it.
All right. Listen, what can I say?
You know, you are the president, so I guess that's I yeah, I have
a whole spreadsheet of everybody's names where they
live. Oh, how long they listen to each
lesson? So those of you that only listen
to The First, Five minutes and then you dip out, I'm on to you.
I mean that is information that I have.
I don't know why you also have that information as class
president, there are privileges that I get.
Well at least you won't be class president for much longer.
Well, you don't know that you don't know that.
Okay. You don't know that.
Oh I had this is fair. He could be class president
again. Although I don't know how, I
don't think I've gotten a formal notice of a submission from you.
Well, yeah, the incumbent doesn't need one.
That's how that works. No, I would like one though.
Mmm-hmm, how are we supposed to know what your platform?
What is your platform? Well I my platform give me a
minute to think about it. Alright.
Alright I'll alright alright ship something about okay.
Well in that time while he's thinking I think it's important
that we start, you know, thinking about the Pokémon that
were learning about today is anybody know who that is?
Hmm. What do you think?
I definitely think it's just a joy.
It doesn't it never gets old, not a joke.
It's a, it's a, it's a way to carefully.
Calculated plan because we will eventually get to decidual I and
you'll be writing with and when I get there, I will I will have
it, right? So hold on.
We You think, let me think. Let me think.
My first time for everything,
AOL is that you're thinking noise.
Corvus. My thinking noise, Buzz,
Rowlett. Okay.
No, yeah, we're learning about Electabuzz today.
Oh, you may know him as or I guess them, not necessarily male
as a lick, the Electric Pokemon. Wow.
Okay. This is the electric, the one
and electric buzz, okay? So forget about Pikachu for you
have out Raichu, I won't. Nope.
You won't forget about. Okay fine.
No, disobeying a direct order. I see.
Well, I can't just forget. All right, is empty.
My Barney, you know what, disobeying a direct order in
class. You know what that means?
What does that mean? Mr. Curtis, and the means time
for me to escort you out of class.
Come on. No, no.
Please. Please.
We, I've been having such a good
time here, please. Yes, yes.
Yes, Professor. Yes.
Whatever you say. It's fine.
He can as long as yeah.
It's fine. It was kind of ridiculous
request for me. Anyways.
You can't forget about Pikachu. How could you this cute little
cheeks? Yes, I know.
But So yeah, so Electabuzz is the electric Pokémon, has
anybody seen Electabuzz before they're extremely rare?
So I um, I actually have not seen one.
If you go to the right place, your you are more common to see
them than you would other places but they are still considered a
rare Pokemon rice. I mean, I've seen I've seen it
in a textbook and I can't think of a time where I've seen it in
person. I'm, yeah, I'm not either.
Nope. Okay.
Well that's about to change today, because For the First
Time, Time ever. I have a Pokémon with me.
You, that's not true. No, it's so uncommon for us to
do faster. How did you find one?
They're so rare. Oh, you know, the school
provides me with, you know, one of each Pokémon all of them
really. See, you just see this back room
back here. It's like, it's like, you open
it up and it just pokeballs. Wait, Ever every at all of them?
Come on all. Yeah, you mean like the god of
the sea? Lugia, let's just sit in your
back room there. You'll have to wait, to find out
gorvan. Okay, all right, all right, we
will talk about Lugia, it's a little ways off.
I'm surprised you didn't ask about, you know, the the
legendary bird Pokemon that exists here in the Kanto region
or or you know, the the MU or you sure.
Yeah. Or yeah, rework ways.
Uh sure. Yeah, I say requires, I think
that's really how you pronounce it.
Rach was a is what they say in the, you know, region.
Anyways continue You sorry. Yes, but okay.
Anyways here is an electric buzz.
Be careful. Touching it.
They are again. They are quite potent with
electricity, so, just just be careful.
All right, okay, will do. I know you guys are always
really careful with the Pokémon that I send out.
We will be. We will be, but I'm not going to
do anything. I'm not going to look at
midnight. So here is an elective us kind
of a kind of fierce looking. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Really.
Is it? No me ask you.
It's got some pretty big fists. Is it part?
Fighting type or no? It's just an electric type.
Okay. Yeah, it really has one like
fighting technique like physical fighting technique that uses.
So I wouldn't really consider it a fighting-type Pokémon but it
does get some some big old fists on it.
I will go. Wow, big ol fish.
What's up, buddy? How I felt?
No, no, no. That was just told you not to
listen, knock, and don't high-five them.
You just you have to be Professional you give him a
handshake like this. He said not to touch them.
Nice! Whoa, now, that's an interesting
reaction. Are you okay.
Oh, he's giving me the stink-eye professor.
I don't, I don't, I don't know if he doesn't seem to like me
too much. I can't imagine why.
Well, okay, yeah. So that that's, that's a very
astute observation mr. Curtis So Electabuzz has so they
just they have electric current just going on the surface of
their All the time and they actually actually communicate
with each other. They like to like they
communicate their feelings via electrical currents.
Oh wow, use different current students to display or
demonstrate what their emotions are so that like really rough
hard current that massacres felt like that was angry.
I don't think it likes you. Oh, I'm getting that impression
think wait, I know this is disobeying a direct order, but
can I like lightly touch it to see what it thinks of me.
Me. Yes.
Yeah, touch it with your face. So really nozzle up there.
No. In and I'm not gonna lie, I like
feel like you're but like, I'm not, no, I'm not doing that,
your tongue. Hey, this is borderline
inappropriate and people going to tune out.
I'm not in the court. What if the professor says it?
You have to do it. And what do you mean to now it's
not, this is a lesson, they have to listen to it.
They don't have to people, drop off people get tired, and I've
noted it in my in my grade book. Do you really want me to just
Look at like the way I have to get.
Maybe it likes your, maybe you'll get a pleasant current.
Do I have to do this fine, just touch it.
Okay. All right.
Fine, here we go. And oh, um, what are you
laughing at me? What, what is the Electabuzz
laughing or? Yeah, it's laughing at me.
Do you see? It's like belly laughing.
So it's angry at Curtis and it's laughing at.
Did I say something funny? And my like a funny guy like
this, look at his hair. Is it my hair?
Your hair is all puffed out. Oh I didn't wash my hair, this
all got crumbs on my shirt, to for breakfast.
I'm sorry. Oh, that's embarrassing.
That's really a better eye. You know what really
embarrassing? That's hope my fly's down to.
There we go. I'm such a dude.
I just rolled out of bed today. I'm sorry.
I it was rough morning. We're going to have to have a
discussion about proper classroom.
Attire have this class. Let's this isn't clown School
Corbin, all right? Mr. Curtis, I've told you a
hundred times. I'm not wearing a tie.
Okay.
You can't make me, there's no dress code for this class.
Even. What if you wore it, like, super
cool around your head like like you just got off of A Hard Day's
work and you're gonna party down at the bar or something, but you
wear it, I could be tempted. What do you think?
Mr. Curtis is, that knows that. Is that enough for you?
Let's I mean I mean as long as he keeps his hair in order and
you know I don't want it's not wearing flip-flops Flops.
Can't can have over toad school shoes.
In this classroom, my shoes are over toad.
What does that even mean? Open.
Open for safety reasons. You can't have em.
Toed shoes. That's right.
And you need to present an arrow.
That's where we draw the line with safety.
Okay. Got you a present an air of
responsible Pokemon ownership. That's what that I don't have a
Pokemon. So I can't display ownership.
Well, how can I, how can I Note that you're ready.
Until I know that you're you're you've got your your house in
order, not that Professor, it doesn't matter what you think.
If I'm ready, it is true, that is true, mr.
Curtis, hmm, although I do take this occurs as opinion into
account, I don't know why lessons and then if mr.
Curry's says, I don't like the cut of their jib.
Well, then, you know, that's right.
You might, you might just lose it all that's, that's all the
time that I spend like, researching and come to your
house and stealing your R toothbrush.
All that's telling important part of the process is this is
in, you're okay with all of this, this is legal.
This is okay to you Professor, man.
Okay, it really looks like Electabuzz is starting to get
irritated that we're ignoring them.
Hi, what's up buddy? That's so let's let's let's
describe elected as a little bit more mentioned, it's big fist,
but is there anything else about Electabuzz?
I mean, there's a lot about Electabuzz that we can really
well obviously because it's an electric type.
It is yellow. It also for types are yellow.
So well, most of them. But it's got black stripes and
little zigzaggy like zappy, looking Stripes.
Along, its body, like a lightning bolts.
Yeah, like lightning bolts. It has a tail too, little
striped, Black and Yellow Tail. A lot of people forget about the
tail because like a lot of people when you picture and I
like to buzz in your head, they just erase the tail, right?
Out Force. I totally forgot.
I'll be honest. I totally forgot about it.
You know, honestly, the finer that it's a rare Pokemon so you
don't see the lots, a lot of the finer details.
Electabuzz, like I mean the the yellow, the yellow fur.
Yes, on the black stripes. Yes.
And the like fangs and stuff all remember but like the tail the
little antennas completely people don't even think about
it. The antennas are a memorable
part of Electabuzz. It's the two things in the
middle of the antennas that I forgot about.
What are those are? Those just Tufts of hair.
You're laughing at my hair. Have you seen yours?
Are they? Is it hair?
Or are those ears? I don't know because it has
antennas on like, the outer. I didn't the middle towards like
the center of a. Ted, it's kind of like v-shaped.
Little looks like score bunny ears.
Just sitting on top of its head. It's a melting.
Click. What's a miltank leg?
What are you talking about? Yeah, it's just the second milk
tank. Lick the top of his head and
made his hair. I'm not licking.
Another Pokemon. Please don't ask.
I didn't tell you. I said the milk tank.
The other miltank is licking you.
Oh, when what is this being planned on?
This is how I think. I think the I think the idea is
that it happens while you sleep and that's That's why when you
wake up your hairs, all messy. Oh, he's already licked the
Electabuzz, well listen. I know for a fact that a miltank
didn't come into my home last night, but something else.
Did mr. Curtis did you lick my hair?
All righty. Wow.
You're you're boring him Gorman. All right, I'd most certainly
did not only only checked on the status of your room, make sure
it was clinging, just wait. What was it clean?
Half of it was, it was really strange.
It was like it. Drew a line halfway down the
middle of the room. Yeah.
Half the size. Was a disaster Zone and the
other half was like, pre-staged. Like you're putting on a like a,
like, a guest showing in your home.
All right? It was like gorgeous, mopped,
dusted, perfectly, aligned everything, you know, all in the
Zen and then the other side was just filthy stained mess.
The, filthy the filthy side. Was mr.
Mime side of the room. No.
Wait, wait, what? Oh, I guess I guess you do.
Share a bed, don't you? Yeah, we all three all share a
bed we all. Well actually, I should say I
should clarify. I'm so sorry.
We share the same bed, but I do have my own room.
I just don't have a bed in that room.
So I sleep. We all sleep in the same bed and
it just doesn't matter. Let's just, let's just a lot of
logistics. They're all right.
Anything else you want to talk about with Electabuzz before?
I put it back into its Pokéball? It's got its got like talons.
Or claws on its feet. Oh yeah, cool.
Yeah, but the that, those hurt real bad if you they kick you
with them, what do you think they're used for?
What do you think they're used for primarily impaling?
Okay, that's a guess, mr. Curtis what do you think?
Maybe making sure he's properly grounded.
Digs those bad boys, right into the dirt gets himself.
All grounded. I don't think they really want
to be grounded though. Because as we will see, they
like to store the electricity them in their bodies.
Right, that makes sense. I don't know, you tell us, but
so okay. But well I think I think I have
I have an idea for what they might use them for.
But I'll ask you guys again at the end of the lesson and see if
you can see if we're on the same page then or I'm gonna go ahead
and put Electabuzz back into the Pokeball.
Okay, fine, let's suppose. All right, so instead mr.
Curtis yes, you Professor. I'm here for you, yes.
A great year. That's exactly why.
I'm I'm calling on you. Now, as you mentioned that the
top of this lesson, how eager you are to be to be here, let me
serve you Professor. Well, you know, the whole point
of view being a teacher's assistant is to even facilitate
your you're transferred to be a professor yourself, right?
Yes, yes, yes. So, I would like for you to read
the entries today. You think you can do?
Well, well I can't. Are you sure Professor?
Are you sure? I don't know.
We'll see how it goes. Was I do have my reservations
because I have seen you try to read things before.
I all. We're going to dinner somewhere
tonight. Where we going?
You taking us out. That's really sweet of you
professor. Oh no.
Okay, I get it. No, no, my reservations as in
I'm not sure about ice. I still have, you know, I'm sure
thoughts about. Oh, oh, oh that's fair.
Yeah. I don't, I don't trust mr.
Curtis to read these. Are you sure you don't want me
to do it? Listen, this is this is only
been the seventh time I've taken this class.
But I mean, I know. So seen how the how you write to
so it's a do-it-yourself circuits is gonna be sorry in
advance. All right.
Mr. Kurtz. If you could, please read the
Pokedex entries for Electabuzz. I won't let you down.
Let me just get a quick. Yeah, sip of water and maybe me,
you don't need to sing O immediately.
I'm just warming up here. Okay, all right, you ready?
Here we go. First time, here we go.
Whoo. All right, in the Kanto region,
start with normally found near power plants, they can wander
away and cause major blackouts in cities.
Oh, This K. I do want to say before you read
the next one, these these Canto entries are very confusing.
About what the, you know, the nature of blackouts and how they
relate. Well, that's actually I was
going to ask that. So this first entry, it sounds
like they're in the power plants and when they leave, they caused
the blackout. Exactly?
Yeah. Which makes sense.
Because they're putting. So it was like, is there
electricity feeding the power plant?
And as soon as they leave, it just, I mean, like, it can.
The power plants not function on their own, it makes it sound
like every Power Plant in canto is operated by Electabuzz good.
Question corpsman, mr. Curry's me could read the next
entry. Of course, of course, if a major
power outage occurs, it is certain that this Pokemon has
eaten electricity at a power plant.
Okay, so that so I okay, all right away.
I'm seeing the conflict here. Yeah, because first of all, it's
okay there at the there at the power plant and when they leave
it, cause the black, yeah, and now uncle wander away.
And now it's when Count has occurred.
It's because his Pokemon is, is at the power plant, eating the
electricity. Yes, sir.
So okay. Alright.
So interesting. Really hard to tell from these
first couple entries, if, if the Electabuzz is generating the
electricity or they're eating the electricity and taking it
all away, I mean, one thing is certain they do like power
plants that is you like them and then the next one again, just
met just it's the same amount of confusing, go ahead and read it.
Appear in power plants. In search of electricity, they
are said to cause major blackouts if they disappear.
What, what is that? Wait, okay.
All right. So there's there's a conflict in
the same thing in this country because it says they appear at
the power plant in search of electricity.
Okay. Which would imply that the power
is there before they get there, right?
And then and then it says they are said to cause major
blackouts if they disappear. So if they Disappear from the
black power plant, the power plant no longer has power so
that it makes more sense Professor.
I don't understand, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Go ahead and Corbin. What I was gonna say is it like
there is like their presence of coming and going at a power
plant just like cause disruption because like obviously they just
generate electricity from their bodies like every electric-type
Pokémon but like how is it true? But is there something unique
genetically about an Electabuzz that like as soon as it either
Leaves or comes to a power plant.
A awesome. It's just chaos, ensues and
messes with the system's there or whatever because like, like,
it can eat electricity the power plant which causes a blackout.
But also in addition to that leaving the power plant and
coming to it can also cause problems because it I guess it's
just like expelling so much natural you know electrical
electrical pulses or whatever that like it's just causing it's
causing blackouts. I don't know.
The other Pokedex entries. I think have a more have a more
centralized idea about Electabuzz, has, and their
relationships to power plants. But it's I think it's largely
that when Electabuzz is go to power plants, they eat
electricity. And that causes power outages,
that that seems to be the consensus.
As we, you know, get to other Generations.
It's okay. So the only way that I can
really make sense of the the entries here from the Kanto
region, is that it says I assume that, you know, people there
just Electabuzz is walking around right in everyday life
right down. The city know, like, they'll be
Electabuzz and every so often, you know, that Electabuzz, that
likes to hang out by the grocery store just disappears.
And when they disappear, you know, they getting down crazy.
And some electricity at the power plant, that's what's going
on. Oh, so it's so maybe only they
disappear after they've eaten all the electricity, some reason
they disappear is because they can convert themselves into Pure
Energy electricity and travel on the power lines.
Because it says it says they appear in power plants.
Like I don't know why it says appear appear to me.
Just sounds like it just kind of like they pop in, but
materializes out of me. Oh, we're so what if it travels
along the power line as like as electricity?
And then it just boom pops up a power plant and controlling
powers. Like, you're working.
And all of a sudden you hear it's like, oh my God, like to
buzz. Yeah, yeah that's that's
basically what I'm suggesting. So maybe, okay, yeah, well,
there are some more entries here.
So go ahead and keep keep reading Mister, please, if you
could read, there is one more from the Kanto region.
Our last In the Kanto region, it loves to feed on strong
electricity. It occasionally appears around
large power plants and so on. Okay?
And so on. So and so on and so well it
likes strong electric so where can you find strong electricity
besides power plants? No grip.
Maybe like a big hydroelectric Dam electrical grid.
Maybe nuclear power plants while gets that still a power plant.
So yeah. Like a windmill farm is that
considered a power plant or is that different?
I don't know. Yeah, couple Windmill Farms this
one in sin 0. This one really, really, you
know, makes you think that they go to the power plant and then
they eat that power is what I would choose what I want.
Okay, got ya? All right, moving.
All right, sure. All right.
So, so now, for the jewel, toe region.
Did you say it like that? What do you mean we are, you
imitating. Is that how you think people
from Johto? Talk of horrible?
Oh, no, absolutely not. Yeah, that's a little
prejudiced, man. Come on.
No, no, I mean, that's just how you've got Canto.
You've got sin. Oh, you got Nova and jolt.
Oh, that's how you say joto? No, it's okay.
Please continue now. Okay, all right, I'm sorry.
All right. Electricity runs across the
surface of its body in darkness is entire body glows.
A whitish blue. That's pretty neat.
I like that. I just need one to sit in the
corner of my room so I don't have to plug in a night light.
So that's really cool. You do have to plug its tail
into the outlet, like it is. Okay.
Anyway, it's body constantly discharges electricity.
Getting close to it. Will make your hair stand
straight on end. Yeah, I think we saw that with
Corbin earlier. Yes.
Well, my hair was already kind of crappy before, but yeah,
you're right. It was crackly.
Ha ha, ha. Yes.
That was the word. That almost sounds like crap.
He's so that's funny. Thank you.
That's comedy. Great.
Yeah. When to Electabuzz touch the
control, the electric currents to communicate their feelings.
You know we saw that it at last I checked.
I wasn't in Electabuzz. Yeah well I mean you know we
that's why we couldn't really talk to them but like we could
definitely, you know, just tell From the intensity of the
shocked. How much they liked is?
Yeah. And it wasn't, they must like me
a whole lot. Now, he was pretty upset with
you. He didn't like you.
Yeah, that's right. He would, you do look pretty
angry. I haven't really, I don't really
understand Electabuzz speech so maybe higher current means they
like you more because if you think about, I mean, they like
to electricity so they're like here more electricity.
I like you, maybe you'll like some to and then it shocks you
then you die one can only hope that's kind of dark Professor.
That's a little bit dark. Ethical point I think of my car
and finally it's it's body constantly discharges.
Electricity getting close to will make your hair stand
straight on in. I argue that one.
Yes yes that's hot. Well I mean I see it's a
different entry but it is it is the exact same.
It is the exact same thing you are.
It's okay listen II normally filter these out its occurs
first time I'm stressing out. There's too much.
You want to be a professor with this kind of attitude in Pokedex
reading. Come on, it's hard.
It's hard. It's easy.
Don't worry. It gets easier.
This is the, I remember. And I remember my first time
reading Pokedex entries out loud and you're and you're doing
excellent. Alright, resume.
So, I think, I think it's time to move on to the Hoenn region.
So, thank you. Yeah, thank you for your
guidance. Hiding lights to all younger
teaching assistants, no pressure, mr.
Curtis was like hundreds of virtual students listening.
No pressure. When a, when a storm arrives
gangs of this Pokemon. Pete with each other often are.
Sorry, I hope he's okay.
And after all right, when a storm arrives gangs of this
Pokemon compete with each other to scale Heights that are often
likely to be struck by lightning bolts.
Some towns use electric buzz in place of lightning rods, that
was almost an okay reading. There is no often there was no
often and it was stricken by lightning bolts not strike and
also it's Electabuzz not elector Buzz.
Well, that's an accent thing. Yeah, you know Timberlake their
business they would be ruining everything, you know, it's
interesting that with as rare as Electabuzz are that some towns
are using them as lightning rods.
Looks like hey stand on my roof. Oh yeah, you won right as if
especially if there's like a like a hill or clip over I think
the town, sure. Yeah.
Very true. All right.
Hmm.
When a storm approaches, it competes with others to scale,
Heights. That are like, okay, so their
mind, it's the same exact thing again.
All right. - well, it's actually not the same exact.
So, Helen does this weird thing where the they have one and they
have the first of all, they have very long entries.
Helen has very long Pokedex entries, and then they have the
true one. That is technically different,
but it's the exact same. Something that's just been
worded in a very slightly different manner for some
reason. I don't know why they do this.
It's odd but copy my homework but change it up so no one will
notice. Exactly.
So so yeah but it's all it wasn't.
It's all Professor Birch anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Yeah, it's easy to mistake to make this occurs, right?
I apologize. Still doing great.
You're still doing a good job. Okay are so proud.
Well, for you Professor for you Professor.
All right. Oh wow.
Thank you. Okay.
All right now for thus in our region.
Half of all blackouts occur. When this Pokemon appears at
power plants and eats electricity.
All right, that is a firm statement know.
We're watching, you know, back and forth.
It's right first one, half of all blackouts it's which is a
crazy amount that does it 50%. Even.
Yeah. And that having blackouts occur.
When this Pokemon appears at power plants and eats
electricity, when they appear at power plants when they go to
them, that when they just disappear randomly.
Right, right. Okay, so that's a lot more
information. I think we should go off of
those more than the Kanto ones which really went back and forth
about whether or not they you know, eat the easy energy of the
PowerPoint plant or don't or or what, or so, this is appear,
they do both. Yeah, so yes, excellent jobs
that. No, thank you very much for
that. And for clarifying, what we
couldn't hear in the Kanto region Professor Rowan has
really, I love the That's all I have to say, yes.
All right. All right, so, oh here's another
good one. It windmills its arms to sightly
boost its punches foes have been known to escape in the meantime.
Mmm. So that that I mean, that is
good. That is good punch form.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. These are just some more.
You look the more times. You wind it up, wind it up.
Wind it up, the better. It is.
Yeah, like charges it. Yeah.
Okay. All right, I guess it's time to
move on to the next region. Yes, let's see.
Now the next Moon Over region. Yes, you Nova.
And you Nova does have one, you know, when you does have an
entry it's guys. Always an exciting day when they
do. You dress up plus up, blessed to
the grace are great, Arceus in the sky.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Mmm. All right, so research is
progressing on storing. Young and Electro Buzz.
So this energy can be used at any time that you almost set its
name, right? This time a lichter buzz that
later. But yeah so weirdly enough there
isn't an r and Electabuzz no really you know I mean I'm not
saying are you didn't, there's not he's messing with you 100%
said Electra Buzz collector Buzz collector there's no R is no
idea Lecter or Lecter electable I liked about.
Yeah. Yes.
That's right, that's interesting, right?
So kind of like people want to use Electabuzz as a battery.
And they like just let it get struck by lightning and then say
oh this this is like the most is all charged up come on in here.
Oh yeah. Alright so I don't think I don't
think the Kalos region has anything for us.
Unfortunately. When do my right Professor?
Am I right correct? Correct, okay, astute
observation. You see, you're already
progressing. I'm so proud of you.
Good good? Alright, alright, so I've Lola's
got some good ones here. Let's do that.
You always do. All right.
Right. Sir, first one here.
Half of all sudden blackouts are caused by liquid Electabuzz
gathering at electrical power plant, girl, power plants, and
gobbling up electricity kind of similar to before, but weird it
slightly different. Yes.
But now, okay, you may notice some conflicting information
here on the Lola region to. Well, I'll let you keep reading.
Okay. All right, electricity leaks
from it and amounts far greater than the amount of electricity
it eats. Interesting.
So it's well that seeing what if it's what if it's leaking that
electricity while it's while it's eating, it's just so much
of an abundant amount. That's what causes the blackouts
right? Wait, what?
It's causing the blackouts because it's just like imitating
so much electricity because it's trying to eat it.
All right? So it's overloading the powerful
over and over loading its body, which is causing discharges,
which overloads the power plant and causes it to fail.
Now, I think I know, I definitely think that it because
it eats all the electricity at the at the power plant and takes
it away that. That's why it causes the
Blackout's, I'm pretty sure. Okay buddy, but it does poop out
more than it eat which is interesting to think of like how
like where does that come from? How does it do that?
Is it I mean I guess it probably eats food too.
I'm sure it's real food but nor like-for-like power.
It's probably like breaking the lines or just going right up.
To the generators and just putting its mouth on and just
certain sucking up that electricity.
Sure sure. But I mean like there has to be
something else going on, you can't just create electricity
out of nothing, right? You have to get the energy
somehow Pokemon do it. A lot of Pokémon.
Don't do it though. Like there's this lecture, we'll
come on. Then have to absorb it.
Yeah. Or they have to, you know, move
their arms or something in such a way that it generates
electricity. True.
Yeah, that's fair. So yeah, I don't know.
It's an enigma, I really wish I really wish they gave us a
little bit more information on that but I guess the studies
have been done yet. Of course, of course.
Okay so another somewhat similar one electricity permeates, it's
bodies it swings its armor round and round to charge up
electricity before and leasing a punch unleashing a punch only
only Singapore and leasing an apartment lease and that fun
anymore. Yeah, yes.
So I think before it said it was It's it windmills its arms to
boost its punches. And this one actually says like
it is charging up electricity. Yeah, as its winding, please
call them. Right.
So I think we call him Thunder punches and over.
Yes. Yes, yes we do.
We do call them the here. Does it really make any sense
though? Because thunder is the noise,
right? And not the, you know, the
actual lightning. Yeah.
Right. I usually put like a, what is it
called? I don't know.
It's in Your head right now. I can't wait to find out.
I put like, I put like a I think he hoped saying it again.
Would jog his memory enough for him to remember what he wanted
to say? We'll never know.
I put a 6 volt battery, that's what it is, that's what you
could remember. Oh my God or yeah.
Okay. All right we need to move on.
What you put a 6-volt battery on your tongue.
What? Do with this is not nothing.
That's what I do a thunder pot. I put a bunch of nine volt
batteries, 9 with the two terminal, sticking out in
between my fingers, okay? And then I punch somebody with
it. So they get shocked.
I don't, I don't think it's how batteries work.
I don't. That's not how that works.
That's a that's a trained professional move there.
No no students and home need to imitate that, I apologize.
Yes please do not imitate the actions of mr.
Curtis like that that sister that's least blanket statement.
I need To say don't do the things he does, He Is We Run
clear of his Humanity so that's why he can do them.
That's right. While it is often blamed for
power outages. The truth is the cause of the
outages is more often in error on the part of the electric
company. So it's a big lie.
So, but it said, up up above half of all sudden blackouts are
caused by electric buzz but then this one says more Is more often
and error is on the part of electric company.
So more than half is caused by an air of the electrical couple,
so maybe they, maybe they had. Can't that that the electric
company is blaming the outage on Electabuzz has, but it's,
they're lying about it and it's really that they made some kind
of error. It's a, it's a deep state
conspiracy theory. Exact, that, that that the
Electabuzz is the one causing its latest action Punk.
It's listen, it's part of the, it's part of government that's
like The government controls all the veggies, right?
It's part of the capitalist Venture that is electric
companies and their, there's something they don't want us to
know about that. You know, they're blaming it on
the poor Electabuzz. It just wants to get a little
feeding on some electricity, a to another wrong, got chicken.
I see. So it is all just a big
conspiracy theory. It's all a lie, all a lie.
And I say, we, we March to the capitol of Canto and give them a
piece of our mind. What is the cab?
No more Electabuzz, Prejudice? Do I hear an agreement?
No. Now we can.
They're just what there, there's beasts.
Who cares? Hey this shocked me.
And after that I got no no love in my heart for Electabuzz
because all right well I'll get the Electabuzz Civil Rights
Movement started myself. Okay.
All right. Well once you get big enough
following maybe I'll feel bad enough to join.
What hey, what is the capital of the Kanto region?
By the way, you know, I got to tell you, I skipped history
class last week so I don't know. Okay.
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's is it is it Saffron
City? I feel like it is saffron City.
I don't know. I obviously the history
education is filled us. Maybe it's Viridian City because
I mean, that's where the Pokémon League is, right?
I have to say, I think saffron's bigger though, right?
Isn't saffron. The biggest city in Canton just
because the biggest a doesn't mean it's a capital.
I don't know. Maybe we should make it the
capital and maybe we should. We have we have the vampire
Capital. That's right, take it by force.
After doing a little internet research, it is confirmed to be
Saffron City. Oh wow.
That was quick. It's the biggest.
So I'm going to do with Curtis
because the biggest is the is the capital now because it's a
big as a means to Capital. Okay, so moving on to the gal,
our region, many power plants, keep ground-type Pokémon around
as a defense against Electabuzz, that comes seeking electricity.
It's like having a moat around your Castle.
Love that. What ground type?
Type would you keep at the power plant to fight off an
Electabuzz? Do you asking anyone in the
room? Anyone who wants to contribute?
I would love. You know what?
I would love to have. I'll tell you a Claude sire.
Would love that? Huh?
Claude sire, would applaud sire from the pal Daya region just
recently added to the renowned. Can we skip ahead talk about
Claude sire? I love him.
There were a couple cute pictures Of them.
So, you know, I think I'd go with gas turned on or maybe
Garchomp, one of those. Two Garchomp would be good.
He, I mean, that thing would have this generate any
Electabuzz, they are. They're really hard to work with
though. Is that I'd be hesitant?
Yeah, give me a cloth. So, already day, give me.
Give me. Give me a professor.
I'm actually asking give me a cloth sire any day now.
Well, when we, when we talk about Claude sire, maybe I'll
let you keep the one that we have in class.
All right? As a mold take too long, right?
Yeah, not too terribly long. I appreciate your contribution
Corbin but unfortunately you've chosen the wrong answer.
The only Pokémon for the job is of course, Sandy cloaked were
Madam so just a bad choice. Okay, it is it is a the only
ground type bug Pokemon and deserves is the only person
qualified that I don't think that's true.
I think you're just making stuff up.
Up isn't in qaeda's also. But then Katie's, you know, in
Kate has a pre Evolution, so we don't sound pathetic.
We don't count that one. All right.
But it was fundamentally incorrect that what you said
that there is that it's the only ground type bug Pokemon.
Yeah. Well, it's the only one that's
worthy of the position. Okay, I wouldn't, I wouldn't
trust my power plant in Kate. Okay, now a worm, a damn, with
the Sandy cloak. That's ready to go.
All right, let's move on Next Century.
All right. Nick Centre with the coming of
the storm. Many of these Pokemon will
gather under tall trees and sit there waiting for lightning to
strike. Oh now it's interesting that it
says Under The Tall Tree and not on top when they talk about them
climbing up onto high points earlier.
But I mean I guess I guess the Electabuzz is in the gala region
are just really lazy. Yeah.
Sounds like it. Okay.
But then this one right feeds on the last one here.
Yes, I believe you found the ancient text.
That comes from the Hisui region.
That's right. Yes, yes.
Mmm. Feeds on electrical energy
during sudden showers beneath looming.
Thunderclouds, one can observe Electabuzz scaling tall trees
where the Pokémon. Will wait for lightning to
strike. Okay, so back in the day, they
used to actually exert more energy and climb the trees,
right? But in recent years, It sounds
like they're just like yeah, we'll just sit under the tree
and again weight under again you should remember that.
The Hisui region is what the Ancients inner region used to be
called. So again, right?
It's still indicating that. That's just the, the elective
offices and gal are just super lazy.
Well, right. Exactly.
They're lazy, the lazy. I mean, like, what is wrong with
them? Just climb up and get
electrocuted. Okay, so, thank you very much,
mr. Chris, excellent.
Job reading. Oh, Regional Professor.
I did it for you. I did it.
Mr. Curtis. No, we're all alone.
Nobody was embarrassed. Nobody left at the way you were
the entries. Nobody laughs.
At the way you said Electabuzz specifically, we're all very,
very happy for you. I tried.
I honestly I will say that went better than expected virtual.
Students may not know, but mr. Curtis does tend to have issues
with reading out loud. So well, you know what?
I put my My mind to it, anything is possible.
He has that's what happens when you take this class for seven
years or 7 or 7 times and you don't you know learn literature
or a grammar. Well no no, mr.
Curtis has a has a condition that we call sloppy mouth.
Oh, gets all over the place, he's a diagnosis.
Got a lot of slop in his jaw and when he talks unfortunately it's
like he has its it's like he's just chomping on just just a
mouthful of marbles. I love that.
We love them. Anyways.
All right. So I do have some unique Pokedex
entries here. I'll just read those real quick.
The first one comes to us, from ashes Pokédex.
And actually, we've already heard this entry before, believe
it or not, because it was a combined entry of Scyther and
Electabuzz, all right. Yeah, right.
So it says, all those read it again, it's a site there and
Electabuzz are both rare Pokémon.
They are able to distinguish colors and become enraged by the
color. I read so Electabuzz gets angry
too. Yeah which is I guess it's kind
of it's very interesting that no other regions talk about that.
It was just this very unique special Pokedex that Ash has
like. That seems like it would be
something important, right? Like the fact that they become
enraged when they see the color red.
Oh, you know what? That's I wore my Red Sox today.
That's why that's why he's so upset with me.
See, I couldn't figure out why he didn't.
Me so much. You see my.
Luckily here let me move my jacket out of the way.
You see my socks? Yeah.
So read aren't they? Well it may also be because
you're a creep that comes into children's bedrooms and steals
our toothbrush. But yeah I'm sure it's the socks
too. All right.
Yes we should move on to this next entry.
Again, it also comes to us from ashes Pokédex.
I guess. I guess, you know you work a
double time. Yeah.
He found it by itself and just clocked it again.
It says, Electabuzz the Electric Pokemon Ekta Buzz is the evolved
form of Elekid with powerful electric currents, constantly
coursing through its body. Electabuzz, appears to Glow.
Now, why haven't? We talked about Elekid again?
I've mentioned this before, we're reading this and National
Pokedex order and that is basically the order on which,
you know, the it's the Pokemon nationally recognized in this,
you know, in this. Coalition, right?
And Elekid doesn't come around until I believe, is it the Johto
region or is it the the Sinnoh region?
I want to say it's the Johto region.
Think it's Johto. That that found JoJo.
Yes. Realize that when you hatch a
Electabuzz out of an egg, it's an elegant originally.
But yes no no. We haven't talked about Elekid
yet and we won't for a little bit.
It also, I like how it says, Electabuzz appears to Glow.
I think we can just say that it does glow.
It does glow. That's what it's doing.
It's not like, oh no, it's some kind of trick of the light.
Yeah, yeah. It's no secret.
It's not a government conspiracy like the power plants.
Yeah, it does glow and it is because the electric currents.
Yes. Yes, of course.
All right, on the last entry, Here Comes those from Don's
Pokédex and says, Electabuzz the electric Pokémon and an evolved
form of Elekid, it appears near power generators and because it
eats it. TriCity.
It can cause blackouts well. Hey yeah.
There you go. All right, so that doesn't on
all of the Pokedex entries, for Electabuzz.
I think that's it looks go home. And now I don't do this often.
No, you do, you do all the time but I would like to ask you guys
a question. Yes, yes.
Why do you think it has those big Talons on its feet?
All the better to grip with my dear?
Okay, but why would it way they gripping?
Why do they need to grip? I've you know what I think it
is. I think it's too.
You know, in case it gets electrocuted by, you know, a lot
of force at the power plant, it's to grip it into the ground
or into the floor to keep it from moving, you know.
So there's there's like an electric blast or like strong
current, it keeps them steady and stable jung-min.
Hmm. Not one time, not what I'm
thinking but maybe mr. Curtis, what do you think have
we have we checked the consistency of those Talons are
they may be metallic in nature. Can they use them as a
conductor? Ting materials, like kick into a
kick into a big battery and suck the juices out through its feet.
Okay, I think you guys are thinking too hard on this.
I think it's just because I think it just uses them to climb
to high places. I think that's the main reason.
Oh, just say they just need to climb because it does need it.
That's a good point. It's good point.
Okay, so that was just a little teaser, a little appetizer for
what's to come because today we have a pop quiz.
Go ahead and put away the Pokedex as you guys have on your
desks and wrote on laptops and pencils and pens and all that
good stuff. You know when you're ready I am
as ready as I'll ever be. I'm ready.
Professor, excellent question number one.
Hmm. Why does Electabuzz glow and
what color does it glow? All right.
I have both of the answers here. So Corbin says it glows when
it's feeding and that it glows a whitish blue mr.
Curtis on the other hand says, Electabuzz does glow because
electricity flows across the outside of its body.
Oh yeah. And when Pete when peek at it in
the dark, it emanates a whitish blue.
I was supposed to be when you pick out.
Okay. Okay, okay.
It's yes, forgot. Where that's fine.
So yes, it does glow a lightish blue, you both got that now
Corbin. You weren't didn't get that.
First part that I was hoping for unfortunately, is it was a
something about it, but did it have to did you, did you, did
you want something about it being in the dark?
No knows I'm like, it's okay. So it has currents that run
across the surface of its body. Okay.
Yeah. And that's and that's why, is
that not happened? When it feeds or it does?
I mean, Does. But it doesn't only happen when
it feeds. It happens all the time.
Okay. Okay.
All right. Well, I'm sorry about that,
okay, half points I don't listen, don't be sorry to me, be
listen to this is it doesn't matter me.
What grade you get? All right, I gotta tell ya, I
got a ten-year buddy, it does. It does matter to me Joe Corbin,
please. I'm gonna need you to step it
up. I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm
trying. Okay, question number two,
according to most official accounts, what is the cause of
50% of all set and blackouts now this question Also has a bonus
portion, and that is what is the, what is more, often the
cause of these outages. All right?
So the first part is what according to most official
counts. What is the cause of 50% of all
sudden blackouts. And then the bonus part is what
is more often the cause of these power outages.
Okay, I have both of the answers Corbin says, Electabuzz feeding.
Supposedly causes a lot of the blackouts but and here's he's
going for the bonus points here. It's actually the power plants
electrical issues and shortcomings.
All right, mmm, I'll see if he's right mr.
Curtis says oh, Vishal is soulless Lee.
Half of the blackouts are caused by Electabuzz, eating up
electricity at PowerPoints power points at power plants, but it's
going it's going to Presentations.
And eating up the electricity there.
That's wrong. Sorry.
Hey, listen, it's funny to make fun of mr.
Curtis when he says words wrong but not when I do it.
All right. Yeah, that's right.
So inappropriate. Oh, I thought it was actually
written that way. Sorry now.
Yeah, that's fair enough. It can be.
It does seem like something he would do.
No, he says, half of the blackouts are caused by
Electabuzz, eating up electricity at power plants.
But and he's also going for that the bonus points here.
More often, it is really a power company error.
Yes, You are both correct. Most of the reports say it's the
Electabuzz eating the electricity or right, or as we
say in the Kanto region disappearing.
But more often it is the cause of the electric company.
Making errors somehow. Alright, question number three,
mmm, if you see Electabuzz, moving to High Ground, what
might be approaching. Okay?
So Corbin says a storm exclamation point.
Point as which as we all know by now is a sure sign that he is
positive. He knows that the he's right?
Yeah, I think he has been wrong before though.
And he's done that at least, I think once.
Mmm. And mr.
Curtis says, a big thunderstorm is coming, it is looking for a
lightning strike. Well, he says a lighting strike.
He forgot this, the, the first n, so then it's wrong naturally.
Well, no, because no, no, because that's that wasn't the
question. That was an extra little added
bit that he put in himself, of course.
And a big thunderstorm is coming and that is fully correct.
I think it's a good job. Good job question number 4 and
the last question so make sure you answer it correctly.
Why may you be able to escape before and Electabuzz punches?
You all right. All right.
So let's see what they have said.
Corbin says, because it has spent, it has to spend time
winding up its arms before punches And mr.
Curtis says Electabuzz likes to wind them up and swing their
arms to charge up their punch. Giving you plenty of time to
skedaddle. I don't think that's how you
spell skedaddle. I don't gets the, the only
additional probably not pronunciation of skedaddle
skedaddle. It's he's felt it SC.
E d8 ele. So it looks like see dat'll
dad'll I love that Pokemon get on gets in that a lot of that.
Yes. So yeah, it winds up their
punches to, to charge them up with electricity to punch,
really hard or as we call a thunderpunch.
So yes, you guys are absolutely both correct.
You did a very very good. Now you both, you both did get
over 100 or when you got slightly less than mr.
Curtis did well. So got 100 though, and you
always tell me that my grades are bad, which is not true
anymore. You know, I have really, really,
you know, been a lot more lenient with my quizzes and
Grading practices. So I really think that's on me
and not, not really here. And thank you so much for the
encouragement feels really good to be here.
Now. You're right.
It's because you're doing so much better.
You're just doing so cute. Oh my God, thank you.
Okay. All right, so that's going to do
it for today's lesson on Electabuzz.
Does anybody know who we're going to be talking about next
week? Elec kids electric.
What's the electivire? It's a fire.
That's that. You guys know the family of a
course at home. Not sure what I'm going to do
with them but you know, would love one.
We're loved one. Okay, I'll bring one for you,
Nick. Hey, I mean, if we're talking
about, if we're talking about classroom, Moritz.
And Electra of visor, Or elect a visor, which is just like when
do you know like one of those visors one of those like hats
without the top part? You know I'm talking about yeah
they're really ugly ones that Boomers were but it's got like a
it's got like an electric fire electivire pattern on it or
sure. Yeah write that one down will
keep will bring that to the principal.
No it's not like to fire again. It's just you know weird
inconsistencies with the with how we you know.
The list Pokémon in the National Pokedex.
It's not like to, but I like to hire in fact, doesn't really
have much to do the like to buzz.
It is a fire-type Pokémon. Oh, well, then it's Typhlosion,
right? No, not Typhlosion.
Okay, you're like fire-type, it's Typhlosion.
Well, it's Gotta mean. Yeah.
That was my thought Maggie cargo.
Yeah, dang it. No, that's a smiley different
Pokémon. That's a very dangerous one.
It is a lot of fire type. Pokemon a, a date.
Maximum are yes. Yes, yes.
Oh me about mag white. I was certain it was going to be
at Oracle I guess I guess I was my fault.
I was a little bit too vague when I said a fire-type.
There's a lot. There's a lot of fire type
Pokemon out there. But yes we'll be learning about
Magmar next week. And also for you virtual
students. We do next week, we will be
dropping a lot of information about upcoming changes to the
classroom. So I don't listen to Corbin.
He's going to try to make you think again that that Canceling
classes and that's not true. That's not true.
Classes are still ongoing. We are going to be changing up a
few things, making more things available to all virtual
students, which we're very much looking forward to.
And also, the big reveal of who will be our student class
president. For this for this, I think we're
going to do them by annually. So, twice a year.
So at least that's the plan for now.
So for this half of the year, we will be finding out.
Who is student class president? Who's a, please save your drum
rolls for for next week, but that's gonna do it for today's
lesson. If you have any questions for
me, Professor, Jacob, you can send them to a wwo Pokemon at
gmail.com. I will say, if you want to email
about potentially becoming a certain class president, I will
say it's too late. We have Cut off a submissions at
this point who sometimes I'm very much to be you.
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but if you waited
until now to give us your submission, you aren't gonna get
it but you might be considered for for the next election, which
right have here. So you can always you can always
say next time. Yeah. - I'm, although we, we may
forget. So now we'll write it down.
I'm sure somebody will be studious enough to write it
down. Yeah, yeah.
We We really seem like we're that prepared and and organized
with this class or as the professor.
I think that you would probably write that.
Yes, figured out that that was fair.
But anyways, if you don't have a Gmail account, you can also find
us on the flying Pokemon theme social network site, wwo Pokemon
there as well. What and say, what it was what
Twitter. When you mean you said social,
media usage, social media flying site.
I don't think you said Twitter. Did you know it's Twitter?
If I didn't say, I didn't Twitter.
Sorry, my bad. I might, I might have slipped
out of my mind. It's okay.
I was picking my ears so I probably didn't hear ya.
I only say this, this exact thing at least once every single
week, so yeah, I guess like this is easy to forget.
But yeah, so that's it for today.
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