Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in the
classroom. Today is, of course, my
wonderful teaching assistant, mr.
Curtis, I'm just curious. If you could, please say hello
to everybody. Oh yeah, kind of get limber.
Gonna get warmed up for this class.
Whoa! Look at those hips.
Pretty tell. Mr. Curtis whoa!
Why must you get limber? And no reason because I need to
get I need to have my body ready to move at all.
We want it the way you talk. It almost makes me seem like,
you know, what Pokemon were talking about today.
So, oh yes decidua. I need to make sure that I'm
ready to dodge those arrows. Well, you always think we're
talking about, this is why so why would you okay?
You know what, I think, you know, I think you're just hiding
it for some reason, I'm gonna move on.
Also, joining us in the classroom.
Today is our trainer and training, young Corbin, if you
could courtroom, please say hello to everybody Yoho.
What's going on guys? Got Babble Babble a basket.
Remember Barbara? If I can trap, I'm going to
scat. What's going on?
Like I have it listed multiple times.
No scattering in the classroom. No, scatting and And no betting.
But hey what's going on everybody?
Class president and sole in-person trainer here.
Corbin good to be here. Hello.
Hope you guys are all having a nice start to your New Year
still. Yeah, ongoing hope you guys are
achieving the goals you want. I hope you're living the life
you want. You know finding your lost loves
from past years and and rekindling them.
I hope you know that's the day specific Corbin if the day is
darkest just before the dawn Is that are those your resolutions?
Wonder how she's doing. Um anyways yeah hey guys hope
you're all having an awesome day.
Welcome to the world of Pokemon. It's great to be here.
Okay. That's kind of my thing to say.
But you know, whatever you seem seem energetic and ready to go.
And that's great because it is important for the Pokémon that
we're talking about this week. However, before we get started,
I there's a couple of Gmail's here that I would like to read
from virtual students. Oh no, I'm just kidding.
It's read them but I do have a bit of a sore throat so I will
you know have my students that assistance here dude this work
for me. Wow of course spoken like a true
professor of this class why write an entry will you can read
them? Why read emails when you can
have other people do them. All right, well I printed them
out here. So here you go.
Corbin this one. She thinks, why did I get medals
to Curtis? It's not want to read this one.
Thank you. Thank you swarm.
You know, I gave them out randomly.
All right. So Corbin, if you could start
off reading yours, that would be excellent.
Sure. All right.
So this one comes from Vespa who prefers to go buy this from a
rectly? Well, it's an ass dude.
Memory? Constitute memory?
Yes, yes, yes. We're fully killer member Pam on
information. Hey, well, well, that that feels
good. Yeah.
What? Yeah, you can feel it.
It's just just move with me here.
A little Corbin. Just like this.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
No, I don't need to limber up to read the Gmail.
Okay, anyways, yes, vests and I, you know, we're friends, we've
played. We played video games once or
twice here and there. So let me let me, let me read.
Let me read their email, greetings and salutations once
again, Professor. Jacob mr.
Curtis and Corbin. I don't know why you say it.
Like they act like we're not friends.
Or something. That's you said it.
No, you said it like that, what it says and dot dot dot and Tata
Tata. That's what it says.
It is, I Vespa here to write in aiming to praise correct and
taunt. Corbin once again, you know for
my friend, you taught me a lot. I appreciate my submission for
student council president and look forward to see how I can
prove myself to my fellow students.
I did want to make a correction though on a point that was made
in a previous lesson. I do not wish to bully Corbin.
Thank you. I only wish for a fair and
honest competition a Only rivalry a battle of Charisma
wit, and knowledge of Pokemon against whatever, Corbin can
manage to bring to the table who's an atomic wedgie while
you're at it. I do look forward to the ever
approaching date. Thank you again, for the who's
going on date to, I, thank you again for the wonderful
teachings. Many laughs.
And I hope the school is repaired quickly, after that
terrible Act of Arceus and fault of no one, your loyal student V
fast by I thought we were friends.
What happened. Come on let you return it over a
new Leaf. There was a lot of Corbin
bullying and this in this Gmail vests I have to you know just as
a third-party viewer here looking in it does seem a little
bit I know attacking the last time I put well okay listen
listen, I thought things were better because the last time I
play video games with them, they said you're not.
That bad and they put that in italics.
So listen, I thought I thought I was, you know, improving
talking. You weren't like talking to them
in person they were? No, it was just over text a
text. They would not know how do we.
How do I as a I do, want to say, as a fourth party viewer that I
think your letter was just the right amount of GrooVe.
Can you stop us themes? You have a theme for this
lesson, mr. Curtis and it's, it's very close
to the The Pokémon that we're talking about today.
So when I asked and a couple minutes which I will, you better
have the right answer gonna know what you have to do it.
All right. It's kind of like last week when
you were talking like a robot for the site, their lesson, you
were acting like this weird, like robot and I didn't like it.
What is with? This is like every week.
There's something new with you. You gotta keep it fresh.
Thank you. Interesting.
That's right. All right.
Yes. Thank you very much fuss.
I was an excellent Gmail and yes, we are considering you for
Class president, which we'll talk about more in the future,
but we do have another Gmail that we would like to read mr.
Curtis is yours. If you could read it please,
it's his. Why is he reading his own email?
That he sounds. Not dumb ham.
It's the one that I gave to him to read, oh, I do.
Send lots of Gmail's but this is not the one that I do ignore
else. Asked them in class.
Where are you okay? All right, all right, thank you.
All right, let me, let me get ready.
I have a, I have a, I have a letter here, from, from Bryce,
let. We get to let me have it the
Bryce mindspace. Yeah, Bryce actually sent this
late letter of via delibird. Uh-huh.
Hmm. All right.
And did the deli where did relay to me?
This is exactly how bright sounds Dear.
Professor Jacobs. We have seen many efforts to go
for class president but I'm here to make friends.
Not enemies. I would like to run for vice
president and hopefully win by default.
That was in that was in parentheses.
Oh, thank you. So that way.
One person will not have full control of the class period
Corbin. I wish you the best of luck in
this race because I'm gonna be honest.
You're my favorite candidate. Thanks Bryce Bryce.
President you made me feel so special today.
Oh you're my favorite candidate for vice president.
Nobody else. Run Bryce needs to win this.
Okay? okay, well, at this point Bryce,
I will have to say You're really Grooving up the vice president
position. It's almost like he just learned
the word Groove this. He says it's his vocabulary word
for the week. Your, your your rhythm is
perfect for vice president. All right, let's come on.
Well thank you very much Bryce. Yes, you are in the lead for
vice President William. Yes.
By default you might be be don't think it's a position that has
any Merit or weights to it, unfortunately.
This time but you know what? All you buddy as all you all you
okay? Unless somebody else tries to
run less and less someone else tries to run for which brings,
you know, very important. Question is to, you know, how
much time do do students, have to submit their name for class
president, not much, there's not much time left, I know that.
We'd say they say in the New Year we were going to decide.
And then a little bit later than that.
Going to get all of our duck lips in a row.
The Kangaskhan destruction. Really did add a kink in our
plans, we're putting it together or getting your getting
everything together now. So look forward at the beginning
of February, our first lesson in February, look forward, to more
information on a lot of big updates and changes that are big
changes. Like life-changing, like, don't
oversell like this less than, you know, this class.
Might be gone. I think it might.
It might be over guys. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Don't you speak?
This blasphemy. Corbett every virtual Skype
every virtual student collectively just poop
themselves. What don't think it's over?
Finally, we're free. We raised nightmare.
No, no Corbin Corbin's. Only saying that because his
grade is ever approaching the, well, I like to call the
termination point. I have been doing, I hate that
you say that every glass, because I've been doing so well,
You make it sound like I'm not. Well I don't know.
I mean I don't know man I have the Gradebook and I'm looking
well I dunno. All right, I dunno.
I dunno what I would never let that happen.
So don't worry listeners students.
Yes, student I would never let that happen.
Don't worry students over students who list your your,
your assistant professor teaching assistant.
Mr. Names are synonymous to each other, but anyways, but yes,
students look forward, I believe.
Evil, it will be in the Magmar lesson that we will give this
information. It will be information on the
student class president, along with other important things that
we will be discussing. We're not ending the class.
You know you never known. Don't don't let him scare you.
You never know. You never know, right?
That's enough of that. We need to talk about Pokemon
because that's why we're here. That's why all the virtual
students listen and that's why Corbin's mom sends him here,
every week. That's true.
Some would say that we, that
they're only here for the Pokedex entries.
We've had some people say, hey, stop talking about other things
and only talk about that. So let's and if that's the case,
I'm sure they've already skipped ahead, ten minutes or so.
To the point where they think the lesson is really gonna
start. But it's right here.
This is where the lesson starts. This is it, you're learning
about a Pokemon today. Does anybody?
Mr. Curtis. Know who were talking about
today? Well, is say with me Curtis I'm
going to say it with my hips, you ready?
And I don't like it. I don't he's gyrating his hips a
lot. Say with me, Curtis 123 rain
here. Just said you, I you're not
saying anything. You're not saying anything.
No, I'm saying I'm saying here. Students.
Well, there's there's only what listen, there's only one Pokemon
that can speak the rhythm of the language of Rhythm.
That is the Queen, the one, and only the spec that lady of ice
decidua well.so, its genius, its genius.
It's a joke. I just didn't want to feel bad
because he was saying to see And it's obviously not to see July.
I mean I was spell, I thought I thought you were going to say
this is why I was making a joke. We were all making jokes here
and so and I mean, single one of them was funny.
That's amazing how we can. Thank you so much.
I mean, if you could read the shape the shape of my hips you
could see I was spelling out Jinx.
Don't I don't, you know, I never thought in all these weeks and
all these years of being in this class, I would ever have to read
the shape of your hips, mr. Curtis, that was not.
Thing that was on my bingo card. I gotta tell you, you know, it's
something that you might want to learn how to do because I've
heard that they do not lie and some siblings cannot deny.
Well, wait, I think we're thinking of different references
here but anyways we need to move on.
So has anybody seen a jinx? They are actually fairly rare
Pokémon. The only time I've ever seen a
jinx, is when someone owes me a soda?
Oh, okay. I know.
I had okay, yes. I see what you're saying is in,
when you say something at the same time.
As somebody else, right? And it's funnier when you
explain it. No, I've not seen one in person
though. I have not.
Well, I just want to make sure that you understand that I get
it. And the reason that I'm not
laughing is not because I don't get it, but because it's not
funny, we just lost five virtual students?
Oh no. Oh my God, are they?
Okay, where did you hear this information?
Okay. Scott attack the king is
contact. Oh God, that's horrible.
I'm sorry. I'm like my condolences.
All right, so I'm gonna scare going to head.
Gonna gonna go ahead and throw out a drink, so we can all just
know what we're talking about here.
Throw it out, let's see her, here's a jinx.
Oh, okay, okay, girl, move it, move it, move it.
Hey, what's this? Look at her.
Okay, yeah. Are you experiencing a
phenomenon? That is you don't even need
musics. You don't even need it.
Ate a hey, you don't even need the music.
You just need to feel the rhythm.
Feel it inside you. Come on.
It's in your blood. Don't like how he's saying that.
See, this is what I was. There we go.
Yes. So something common with that
it. So it dances I mean, let's the
first and foremost Jinx likes to dance who me too.
Baby? What's the plural of jinx?
Jinx. I'd they even when they're just
walking there. Rhythmically, moving their hips
and their, you know, you're dancing around.
And it's so enticing that it causes onlookers as just start
dancing with it without even thinking, dude, I can't, you
know what you need, you may not me.
You may not need any music but you need a little bit of
wrapping and we don't hey girl looks no.
No, I'm not allowed to all right, all right.
How about spoken word? I want to see you, move your
hips. I want to take an elaborate
trip. Let me see that.
Hold on the whole lips. Take that spark of inspiration,
Corbin and hold on to it because it might come in handy later on
and lo. OK, all right, because it all
right. So while Jinx is out.
So we've already talked about how much it loves to dance.
How else would you describe jinx jinx?
She got the, she's some very dare.
I say voluptuous. Slips, yes.
Very, very big lips. I guess I did voluptuous I
guess, is a good way to describe them.
Yeah, very an outstanding feature on her face.
I loved her dress love. The dress.
Love the. Is it just?
Is it him? Is that a Cheeto Rojo?
Is that a dress? Or is it like it's a flash in a
part of the isn't flash. It's always the question when it
comes to Pokemon. Are they wearing things?
Or is it their skin? And it just looks like what we
would consider clothes. So that that would actually be a
good t-shirt for some of our weird, our audience members or
weirder listeners or weird or students, whatever you want to
call them. Is that just simply?
Is that flesh? White text black shirt, is that
flesh? It or it could be a new game
show that we do, welcome back to is this?
What we may never know but no seriously.
Is that flash? What That I mean maybe it's like
a hairlike substance that grows from Jinx kind of like, you
know, because she does have very nice and well moisturized hair
on her head. Yeah she does.
You know what she does? Take good care of herself.
Some more Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
I mean anything else about Jinx and looks like she's got some
like, it really looks like she's got just like a nice outfit that
she is wearing, she does. She's straighten her hair.
Because it looks really great. I don't know.
I do not know because again, Jinx are very, very rare.
They generally, don't, you don't see them with people a lot.
So it's hard to tell, you know, a lot about them.
But we'll try to talk about as much as we know, obviously, in
these lessons are in these Pokedex entries that will read
mmm corn. It sounds like she has something
she wants to say about your your dance and You put on there, but
what you got to say to me, talk to me, talk to me, but don't
speak talk with the hips. And let me repeat.
I know she, she, she she has so, yeah, I can't make out exactly
what she's saying. So that's another thing will
learn they, they do kind of make sounds.
That sounds almost very like, very close to human speech, but
oh, not quite, Oh, I thought, Was one of you guys for a
second. That's her.
Okay. Now.
Okay. I mean I and I must admit I am
usually very keen on what Pokemon are saying, you know,
almost almost like like a sixth sense.
One might say. Yeah.
But you just can't get even with her even with her hips.
You can't figure out what she's saying can't oh no I can I can
read her hips clears. That's not a problem.
Of course just look like. Hmm.
Yeah, hey yo, okay, I think that's enough.
That's enough. Jinx, back into the Pokeball.
All right. With your incredible dance
moves, and the tell you what, those Hips, Don't Lie, they do,
they can't, if you pay them, they wouldn't lie to you.
Alright? The first entry here in the
Kanto region says, it's seductively Wiggles, its hips,
as it walks, it can cause people to dance in unison with it.
Hmm. Yeah.
Firsthand. That seems like a little bit of
prejudice that Professor Oak is throwing on to that some some
preferences of his own. I was gonna say seductive is
more of a subjective thing. Like I mean, there's a, there's
like a little. What is it saying?
Fine, print there. This thing is hot.
Nah, I'm just kidding. It's not say that it doesn't.
It doesn't say it does. It doesn't say that it doesn't
say that kind of implies it a little bit.
I feel I do feel like seductive Ali is more of a subjective
thing. Like, I mean, would you do if
you saw a jinx, would you describe it as the seductive?
Um, if you had named it Dawn, may be okay.
Wow. Oh my goodness, listen, I would
love to talk more about Dawn but we have a lesson to get to oh my
goodness, you are. So right, let me read this next
entry from the Kanto region. It says appears to move to a
rhythm of its own as if it were dancing, it Wiggles its hips as
it walks. Yep.
Saw that saw that and I'm although I'm sure it's probably
dance, too, you know, music if you played it, right.
Oh Dance With Somebody. Oh I want to feel that he's gone
gonna I'm gonna have I'm gonna have to put a ban on so in this
lesson as well and I can't get arrested for that.
No but I can still kick you out of class.
I have I have power. Don't be disruptive.
All right this is this is professors time.
Now your time Corbin. All right.
Thank you very much. The last entry here from the
Kanto region, says talks, and a strange incomprehensible
language. It is known for its weird
wiggling that That causes people to dance, see, that's another
subject of concern here he does weird turn he woke up on the
wrong side of the bed that day and goes.
You know what, I had a few drinks last night, that was
actually kind of weird wiggling, not seductive when I wrote that.
Hey guys, when I wrote that entry earlier, I think I was in
a different headspace. It's a weird wiggling and it
speaks them a incomprehensible language.
No Oak. You just didn't take the time to
learn the language. It's incomprehensible to you.
To you. You need to listen.
Yes, collaborate and listen. Yeah.
But yeah, it's like I mean so it's a language.
If it is a language. It's not it's not in comp or its
kind of incomprehensible to somebody who you language.
Yeah, to you. Right.
That's it seems so prejudiced. It's like it's like I'm not
gonna learn Jinx was language. So I'm gonna consider it
incomprehensible. They gotta learn the native
language here, then Jinx. You don't like just, he can't
Tony anywhere. Well, you gotta speak and Tony,
like just you're getting old and it's showing.
Yeah, okay. Coke.
I think I think everybody should learn the language of the hips.
I don't like mr. Curtis this lesson?
It's weird. I don't like him ever.
But yeah. Like he's not even he's not even
dancing anymore, he just making it sound like he's dancing by
saying, oh yeah, and grunting, weirdly Believe Me?
Oh, Professor student! You're not, you're not missing
anything, don't worry? I was dancing earlier and let me
tell you what my dancing was great.
Mmm. Alright, so we have another
entry hear from Professor, Oak in the Kanto region, it says it
speaks using a language. That sounds human research is
underway to determine what is being said.
All right, so I think in this and he's kind of correcting
himself from that last entry in his kind of being a little bit
more, you know, consider, it understanding going for, which
is good. Good, good work Professor, okay?
All right, let's move on to the Johto region.
We're Century here. Says yeah.
Whoo. Yeah yeah hands up for joto.
Whoo good of her joto. Oh my Johto fans.
What's up? Now if you don't have fans
Corbin you don't have fans. Well, I Vespas not one but I'm
sure there's a few fairly. Well I mean can you blame them?
The first entry from the Joe thereason says it rocks its
body. Rhythmically, it appears to
alter the Rhythm depending on how its feeling.
She looked like she was feeling good today.
Yeah. I mean, yeah, she's getting into
it. I think.
I think she was pretty happy. I don't know what kind of dance
is do. You think would be four
different emotions? Like I think honestly more just
a quiet like shoulder movement, you know, not it's not early in
the hips, it's more shoulder side.
Swaying shoulder. Like I'm talking like 10 degrees
each way, you know, just kind of like a little like little baby
Shuffle. That's exactly what that's like,
that's like, what, what you would expect from like, you
know, when you go see like a choir, like saying, no, I don't
do my own nails. Do that like step it would be
talking about step will Croak on the I think Croagunk does that
Croagunk does that he has like a little weird Swagger dance.
It would kind of be like that but a much, much more dialed
back and more depressed. Alright, the next entry here
from The Johto region, says it speaks a language similar to
that of humans. However it seems to use dancing
to communicate, hmm. Okay. maybe that like, you know,
maybe that's That language that speaks is just the way that it
thinks to communicate with humans.
Maybe it's yeah, I think it's anything.
It's trying it maybe it started the communication first like it
tried to communicate through the language we speak English but
then it was just like you know what, I'm just going to dance
because they seem to like they seem to respond to that better.
So that's probably what happened.
I would think. I don't know.
Yeah, it's like they dance to communicate with each other and
then they talk to try to like, get our attention, I guess
maybe. Hmm.
That's weird. The next entry says, it has
several different cry patterns, Each of, which seems to have its
own meaning. So okay, so the cry is do mean
something, right? The language it speaks doesn't
mean something. We don't know what I mean.
Yeah. Okay.
Moving on to the Hoenn region. The first entry says jinx walks,
rhythmically, swaying and shaking its hips as if it were
dancing. Its motions are so bouncing Ali,
alluring people seeing it are compelled to shake their hips
without giving any thought to what they're doing that.
I witnessed that. Hey you know what, I feel that
that was me now. Granted mr.
Curtis was already dancing. He was already been that at the
start of the lesson but that was as soon as I saw Jinx just
moving about, I was like I can't just sit here, I can't.
So I get I get that, you know, I get it also.
I think that might have been the longest pokedex entry fee for
hat. That was all one entry, who was
a lot there was that Birch is that whose one region.
He has another entry here. That says a jinx, sachet is
rhythmically. As if it were dancing, its
oceans are so bouncing. The alluring people seeing it
are compelled to shake their hips without noticing.
You says she's does it. What does it mean to?
Oh, would you know would you like me to demonstrate the I
don't know.i? No, no, thank you.
Sure. Sure.
I mean I could do it. Listen, I have no doubt that you
can do it. That's the Curtis.
I just don't want you to do it. We don't, we don't need to see.
Okay, we don't need to see that. Yeah, thank you.
All right, so there is an entry here from the center region.
It's not, it's extremely similar to the very first Kanto pokedex
entry, which I will remind, you says, it's seductively Wiggles,
its hips, as it was 200. Euro has got a thing for it too.
Well, weirdly enough, it's Exact same thing as that accept.
It says, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I jumped the gun, I
jumped the gun. I was thinking of the you Nova
entry entry is a little bit different.
It says it, cries sounds like human speech.
However, it is impossible to tell what he's trying to say.
That's very similar wave are what we've already seen, But the
you Nova? No.
Okay. So Rowan is not the previous
that you know it's it's Calles this time we're back to it,
we're back. Okay.
So we don't know. It's Kalos we don't know.
No, who was attracted to this thing?
Somebody is there, okay? I'm sorry.
You know the coffee is, you know what, you know what coffee is?
What's to know. Does the next entry That's
Unique in any way is Kalos and it says this, it's it, Wiggles
its hips as it walks, it can cause people to dance in unison
with it. So almost exactly to what Oak
said, except they took these just went in there a little bit.
It's yanked out seductively, okay, I thought you said one of
these professors Called it seductive again.
No. I said I said it said something
very similar but they used to tweet one thing about it and
that they relate, they looked at Oakes work and they were like,
this is a great. I think I'm just gonna take this
one out though. This one.
Do we take this one out? Professor Sycamore was like, I
don't want the people to know I'm attracted to it.
You know, like Professor Oak doesn't care.
He's old. He does no self-awareness?
Professor. Sycamore is much younger than
his. Like I don't want people to
think I'm a weirdo. Okay, I think we've this has
been a large enough tangent. I think we should get back to
reading. The injuries were halfway
through ringing, the cows entered.
This is a Monumental Moment by the way, Kalos rarely has
entries for Pokemon. So I feel like I'm interrupting
it is doing a massive disservice to the Kalos region.
All right? At the last entry, from the
Kalos region says it speaks using a language that sounds
human research is underway to determine what is being said.
Cool. So we're trying to figure it out
the very least I wonder if they like they do that by saying they
like show it like I know something like like a like a
ball, right? And then the researcher points
at it and says ball and they wait to hear what the Jinx says
in return. Woohoo.
And maybe that's how they're I mean, I don't know.
I'm not a language Professor. So I don't really know how
languages are learned. How like, how does somebody from
the Kalos region? Who speaks primarily Kalos, IAM
talk to sign from the Kanto region, who speaks English?
I mean, I think they talk. I'll people in Kalos.
Also speak English. I've never been to Calais.
I don't know. Sounds like a cool place though.
All right, let's move on to the ololo region.
The first entry here says it's ways.
It's hips to a rhythm. All its own, the precise
movements of jinx living in a Lola are truly wonderful.
Truly truly exquisite. Exquisite, yes, truly Splendid
if you will. Okay, next entry and me.
Lola region says it's strange. Cries sound like Language.
There are some musicians who compose songs for Jinx to sing.
Oh, that's interesting. I haven't heard any of those.
I I've seen plenty of dancing jinx's, not a lot of singing GI
know. It normally like, Jigglypuff
gets pretty mad and I was gonna say my stepsons toes Jigglypuff
and Jinx would go hand-in-hand very well but they make really
good friends, I don't think so again.
I don't know. It's Jigglypuff really seemed to
me to be Kylie. I got like a drama queen really
wow Callie careful Shaq's gonna hear you.
That is true. Shack of the the Jigglypuff that
escaped during one of our lessons does still roam the
halls and the walls of the Learning Center although she is.
She did she survive the Kangaskhan attack?
Did she survive seen Shack since the Fateful Kangaskhan and
smack? Oh my God.
If I start singing maybe she'll come right now.
Let's all it's not the spot with something hey.
This lesson is already going much longer than it needs to so,
so I think we should continue reading these entries and then
have a yeah, that's a good idea Pop Quiz.
Maybe I don't know. No, no, pop pop.
Pop that quiz. I'm okay.
Actually, moving on to the gala region.
The first entry here, says in certain parts of Galler Jinx was
once feared and worshipped as the queen of ice, whoo, feared
and worshipped. Worships from feared and
worshipped. Yeah, that's where I was scared.
That doesn't always happen. Well, yeah, I mean, sometimes,
sometimes people decided they want to rule with an iron fist,
right? I assume that's why it's a jinx
was doing. Although I don't I don't think
iron-fisted be maybe like a bullet Punch or like a iron tail
to wait. Drink the juice have tails.
I don't want to check out. Yeah, I'm not Professor Oak.
Many people have checked and none of them have Lived know, is
that confirmed? Let me just check my notes here.
Yes, attempts 28, Survivor 0. Yes, none have survived.
It's a gruesome. It's hard.
Sorry that's hardcore. Yeah, so don't we just stop
trying at this point bad way to go.
I wonder what the the 27th guy was thinking right?
Like oh this is someone has tried this 26 times and they've
died every time but this time it's going to be different.
I don't know. Maybe they had like some
protective gear on and it didn't work.
Wait, let me see this. Hold on.
It's where that they all tried within the same week.
Huh. Yes, we call that the Jinx
inning. Yeah.
Wow. How did you know?
Yes, we call it the Jinx in ink so those are the top, the Jinx
inning. No, of course yes, yeah, sorry,
yeah, we all it says is Solemn week where we all, remember
those, we lost for the sake of research, I won't say when it
is, but, you know, it's something that's sacred to
researchers. So if you become a researcher,
I'm Are y'all that's something that they tell you on your like
first or second day. But yeah, right.
Anyways yes Jinx is the, the queen of ice at least.
They used to be the next entry. And the gala region says, the
Jinx of gal are often have beautiful and delicate voices.
Some of these Pokémon have even gathered a fan base.
Whoo, mmm. Okay, can I have a number one
fan? Oh, oh, okay, what's your,
what's your fan club called Hmm, Circle back ways that the name
of the club or do you want me to come back to you?
I've come back to me, come back to me.
Okay, it's weird that you have a fan club, you don't know.
I'm the only member and I'm still trying to work out a name,
okay. It's more of a club in the
making. All right, I have another entry.
Here comes to us from the lentil region just gonna series of
islands. That is fairly uninhabited but
there's a researcher out there doing good.
Doing good work. It's not a real place.
It's a region. It's little lentil region.
It's all right. Look at this time here.
First, I'm hearing about no, I won't lie.
Not, can I read this Century, please?
Sure. Yeah.
Go ahead. But I've heard that Jinx can
make all sorts of things happen. Just by wishing for them.
We did see some odd occurrences in the shiver snow fields
involving Jinx. So there may be some truth to
that claim. Now, this is the first time that
I'm hearing about Jinx is wish making abilities.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know about that. Well, so, I mean, everyone is
always super distracted by jinx's body.
So maybe you wouldn't notice the fact that they're making crazy
wishes I guess so. But you know, the lentil
Professor whose name has escaped me because I have a very hard
time remembering names. It's listen, we don't we don't
count them. All right.
Mirror of course. How could I forget?
Professor mirror. Okay, interesting.
Yeah, I know. Is there a true normally they're
named after tree? Is there a treasure tree type
called Mirror? I don't think so.
Anyways. Yes Professor mirror and a
lentil region that observation did not pass him by.
So excellent job Professor mirror.
All right, so that doesn't for the regional entries.
I have some unique entries here. The first one comes to us from
ashes Pokedex it says, jinx the Human shape Pokemon.
This Pokemon has some very unusual powers.
It's special attack is the lovely kiss which puts its
opponents into a deep sleep. Hmm.
Okay. Okay.
Okay, yeah. And then the last one comes to
us from May has Pokédex. It says jinx the human shape
Pokémon. Yeah.
That by the way, that's that's jinx's category.
It's the human shape but it's not a human though, but it is
human-shaped. I guess it's kind of weird.
That mr. Mime.
Didn't also have that weight didn't stir my mind that?
No mr. Mime was the little kid Pokemon
now, mr. Mime is the barrier Pokémon.
I was close, very, your Pokemon unless you're in the gala
region, then it's the dancing Pokémon, right?
No, wouldn't Jinx be the dancing Pokemon, then?
Now I think the Jinx is human. It is the human shape Pokémon,
right? But I'm saying, the Jinx is the
dancer. I lives in these.
I yes you're right, you're right Corbin, she does is dance.
Although she doesn't do those hips do not lie.
I know. Yeah, we've only said that a
hundred times this lesson mr. Curtis.
Yeah. Okay.
You see one more time, please. I don't think I heard you.
Those hips where they do do not lie.
They don't. Okay.
All right, don't lie. I'll tell you that much.
Okay. Well, anyways, maze.
Pokedex entry, says jinx the human shape Pokemon Jinx is
known for expressing. Its many and varied Feelings by
dancing around and graceful and rhythmical motions.
Hmm, yes, in other words, dancing it dances.
Yes yes, yes. This is.
All right, so yeah that does it for all the Pokedex entries on
Jinx and that's why I take an opportunity here is how
something I do often but you guys have any questions I'm Jus
say that on a weekly basis know and you do a skit all it's just
the here. You correct me Corvette and I
just I just you know it's a weird Joy I get from it but for
real do you guys have any questions on Jinx that we didn't
cover that you would like answered Where she where she
learned to dance like that? I assume it's just an inherence.
It just, it just, it just instincts that Jinx is know how
to dance just something about her.
You know, it's she's not, she's born with it, you know.
Yeah, I think she's born with it.
Just, it just happens. Yeah.
Begs the question though. I'm corpsman, you said results
and her Rhythm. It's in her blood.
Yeah. If you take out some Jinx blood
and put it like on like a like a viewing thing or Never look a
little platform. It just moves All Around Just
Dance and it's honestly, look at look, you look at it under a
microscope, she's going to dance.
Yeah, so if you're ever really confused, somebody comes up to
you. And they're like, hi, I'm a
human being and you're, you have very strong suspicions that they
are. In fact, a jinx, cut him open.
Well, I was just gonna say, take some of their blood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right Corbin.
If you don't have any questions we'll move on to the testing
portion of the lesson. Whoa.
No it Queen patent patent. Quit.
We don't have that quiz. Don't have any questions.
It's like I don't have questions and I don't want to quiz too
bad. I'll gonna pop that.
Well, I guess it's okay. Listen, I hate to say it's not a
quiz. We don't have a quiz today, and
what? Yes.
But you said, you said we were going to shut up wizard earlier.
So sometimes you gotta lie about pop quiz.
That's how you make sure that when they pop they really popped
and they don't stop. That's definitely a t-shirt for
sure. If you can see that one more
time. Please don't I honestly if I'm
being completely honest with you I don't think I could.
I die forgotten what I said already.
Kind of blacked out there for a second.
It's like it's like some kind of weird thing like took over and
just made those words come out of my mouth, something about pop
quizzes and not stopping. I don't know, I don't know,
maybe, maybe our editor, the wonderful Porygon, Can-Can,
Porsha. I think Portia what they go by
anyways, anyways, Ways today we're not doing a quiz instead,
I think jinx's you know you know it's dancing and you know
sometimes singing it just it just a it's just, you know, an
artistic Pokemon. So I think we need to get
artistic with it.let's. We have to choreograph a dance.
All right, I'm ready. Let's go.
No. That would be you know I would
love that. I don't think it would provide a
lot of you know good information for our virtual students.
So instead I will like you I would like you guys to write me
a poem. Professor, take some time, you
know, really try to encapsulate jinx's, you know, dancing.
And and incredible rhythmic motions in your rhyming Pros.
Take all the time you need. All right.
Excellent. I see you took your time.
Excellent. Excellent work.
I like a well-thought-out poem. He may not singing.
If you could, please start with yours.
Hmm. This one's probably my longest
poem, how to date. Okay.
Oh, we are. Are we ready as a class?
Yes, as a family unit. Are you guys prepared?
The, I don't know if I'm considers that but we are all
righty. Here we go.
Give me a beat mr. Curtis, it's Robert.
Boom. Boom!
Boom kah.
How am I gonna get arrested? All right, here we go.
This one I call Jinx, here we go, beautiful Beauty and Grace,
from your dress, to your face, move.
So elegantly, not of this Earth. So Heavenly so Rock.
That Body shot. A Professor Oak thinks you're a
hottie, I don't have any tips to throw with them hips but if I
could, I would then I should. You're so good.
Move to know beat got me up on my feet.
Speak softly in my ear. I don't understand but I hear
you spin and twirl you show-stopping girl so nice.
Watch it twice for the throne for my queen of ice.
Oh wow, okay, yeah, that how it was dangerously close to a wrap.
I feel. No, no, no, I wasn't, it wasn't
no. No, I wouldn't, I wouldn't find
him rethink these these poems because it's really good for me
to sneak in a wrap. I didn't, I really pick up on
the, the structure, the syntax structure there, you know, the
rhythmic, I didn't pick up on where I cared have specific
poems real Maybe I should as an added challenge.
Anyways, excellent job Corbin again.
This is the don't really have a specific rubric for this one.
I don't think I ever will. I think it's better as more of a
like, a, like a, you know, just a poems are subjective, right?
As long as you include information about the Pokémon
that we learned, and that's good enough.
So full marks corporate job. All right.
Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
Let's hear it, mr. Curtis yes, mr.
Crisp. Beautiful work.
Give us give us okay. Poem, you're wonderful.
Poem. Jinx your moves, make me Groove
after watching our rhythmic hips who could disapprove.
I feel as though you are teaching me through your
human-like speech I tried to communicate but it just sounds
like a screech. When referring to the ice queen
there is nothing to improve as that weight was that it yeah
yeah that the end. Okay.
What was this? What was the specific type of
poem that this was that was so that was Emeril what AABB a do
it again. Do it weights, do it again.
Okay, whoa, he gets to read it twice my, I'm next.
Now I don't want to hear it again.
I don't think, I don't think it's really conforms to a
limerick pattern. Let's do it again.
Okay, okay, sure. Right.
Jinx. Your moves, make me wanna Groove
after watching our rhythmic hips, who could disapprove.
I feel as though you're trying to teach me through you
human-like speech. I try to communicate but it just
sounds like A screech. When referring to the ice queen,
there's nothing to mm. Okay.
You know, you're I think you're missing something fundamental
about a limerick mr. Curtis, it's got to be good, you
have the sure the pattern is correct, right?
But there's also a, what's it? What's it?
Like, there's a rhythm to it that you have to follow, right?
It's like the duck, Tada. Tada.
Tada, Tada, Tada, Tada, Tada, Tada, Tada.
Tada. Tada.
A limerick is it's not just the
writing pattern. Alright, excellent job mr.
Curry's, it was a poem. It wasn't a limerick, but it was
a poem, so thank you for that. Full marks, full marks for
everybody, I'm feeling generous today, who's this better not
going to say that's going to do it for today's lesson?
Does anybody know who? We're gonna be learning about
next? Week is the poking.
Give me a hint. Give me a hint.
The Pokémon. We hit.
I did. It's a Pokémon.
That's the hand. What type?
Okay, fine. It's an electric type.
Hmm, I think there's a buzz about this one.
I remember, a while ago, people were talking about it a lot.
It's it must. It must have to be Pikachu, then
because there's talked about Pikachu, already learn about
Pikachu. This is a.
Is it Bella bolt? Oh, that's a good one like that.
Well, about was just recently added to the National Pokedex
all the more reason to discuss it along.
I am it's definitely bringing up a budge.
It's got to be kilowatt roll. Then no, I think it's a um, is
it Electabuzz? Yes.
Yes we are learning about Electabuzz next week.
Very good Scott. Good job Corbin.
But yep. Yes, I'm very proud of you.
You you knew what Pokemon were talking about next and this
occurs newest Pokémon. We're talking about today.
It's been a good day in my opinion, but that's next week's
class. So until then, if you have any
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Yes. Thank you Corbin for bringing
up. Don't worry, I will hate.
I will carry this class on my back.
Find me too. I'm quitting.
If that's the case. I will drag it out of the dirt
and the fire and Ashes. Yeah.
Like we had to do for Corbin when you destroyed it with a
Kangaskhan you literally cause the dirt in the fire of the
ashes. Laughs I think I don't think
that that was ever decide right now, please hear your you're
ruining my concise. Outro mr.
Curtis but thank you for bringing that up Corbin.
Yes, we do. Again, I want to reiterate, we
have a lot of big information big News coming up for the month
of February. So be prepared for that, but
that's going to do it for today's lesson.
So, until next time class is dismissed what I miss you given
that outro Professor. I mean it's only a matter of
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