Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon and welcome to
the sunny shores of sin of our Islands.
What I'm not hearing the Cheery? No.
No, this is a sad time. Why are you making this?
Like like, it's a vacation. No, we lost the school.
Well, okay, I'm going on. Hold on.
Eric a hold on, hold on. Let me just you know this is a
class where you talk about Pokemon biology.
Thank you so much for attending. This lecture joining me here on
the sunny shores of Cinnabar. Island is my teaching assistant
mr. Curtis, please go ahead, it's
me. Yeah, No, it's wildly cheering
audience and that's right. Yes, not the waves crashing on a
beach sir. Oh no.
I mean you can hear the waves crashing.
I do. I like, your the way everybody
be very quiet. We can hear him right now.
Hmm. So that's just beautiful.
Wow. Also here on this wonderful,
beautiful beach that we have above, So spot that I've picked
out is our trainer and training Corbin.
Hello, hello. I mean it's listen, it's good to
be here. Like I love the beach and stuff
and it's beautiful here on. Okay?
Now, listen Curtis. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
All right, listen, I'm trying to enjoy our stay here in Cinnabar
Island but it's it's not under good circumstances.
The whole school is gone. The Saffron City Learning Center
has been demolished risk. By Brick is gone fast.
Traffic. It, it's your fault, mr.
Curtis the king is gone. Upset.
And now, the whole school is gone and it's on you.
Let's let's read our stuck here on this beautiful, and we're
stuck here on this beautiful island all.
Thanks to you. And, you know.
So, okay. What Corbin says is true last
week. The thing is got a little bit
out of hand and mr. Curtis inadvertently insulted, a
Kangaskhan and it did destroy the whole school and a large
part of Of the city of Saffron City and its, you know, we're
terribly sorry. We've already made our public
apologies and everything, but the school is being, is being
rebuilt. I mean, it's a historical
landmark that we all remember, it's hundreds of years old,
right? So good job Curtis.
Yeah, can cook at you. You know, you brought down the
building that time itself, couldn't destroy, right?
No such thing. It's all on you.
So it's under construction and but we Needed again, it's going
to take multiple weeks to fix. So we needed a place to our
class and I was looking at the, you know, the curriculum, the
upcoming Pokémon there. You know what?
It's all watertight baby for a while.
We got a lot of water type Pokemon coming up so it's like
what better place to go then the place that is known for having
fire type Pokemon, I guess Cinnabar Island, right.
But it's a beach. So I mean it's a great place for
water time. It's surrounded by.
Bunch of water naturally. So that makes sense.
Like let's let's and we're going to talk about water types.
We got to go. We're surrounded by water.
You could either we could have gone to the Hoenn region, that's
not option. Yeah, I've heard you know what?
There's almost too much water in the Hoenn region.
Actually. Yeah, that little too much there
we wanted a nice balance. Yeah, I'd give it a maybe a 7
out of 10 just on the arbitrary scale and that in loses those
points because of the amount of water that it has.
But yes. Yes.
So but you know, class will continue on as normal.
I've brought you out here to the beach so we could curse you have
any sunscreen sunscreen. No, just wrap wrap.
You say webbing I'm done. Nah well the just wrap up with
some of the silk right here. No I'm not.
All right. Oh my God.
No I just Professor. Do you have any sunscreen?
I burn you wanted you want you to we're not going to be out
here for too long, okay. Okay.
All right. I don't I brought you out here
because I wanted to show you today is Pokemon.
Does anybody know who it is? Hmm.
Oh, I know it's a water type, right?
Yeah, I guess like, I gave that away.
We're here on the beach. Hmm.
Yes. And we know it's a watertight.
Yeah, definitely decidual. I know.
My God. No.
It's It's Greninja. There you go.
Greninja is a water type is not Greninja though.
It's obviously not to said you. I will never beat essential.
I know today we are learning about or see those again,
Pokemon. It's not dragon-type, it's just
it's just known as the dragon Pokémon.
Well that's just false advertising is a little bit.
What's like it's like Arcanine being the legendary.
Pokemon, even though it's not a legendary Pokémon, it is cool.
That it's the first legendary, we talked about it is, you know,
technically speaking. But it's not actually legendary.
Just like horsey is not a dragon Pokémon.
Well, it's called the dragon pulling on.
So he's a dragon function here but it's not dragon-type
Pokémon. But it's the dragon Pokemons, it
was the one and only. Yeah, right.
So there's no the dragon type that we're learning about in,
canto welke. So, first of all bits, that we
know for a fact that's not how these categorizations Arkad are
multiple Pokemon can have the same categorization.
I think most fire-type Pokémon are known as the flame Pokemon.
So. Okay.
It's not, it's not like a one to one thing.
So there are there can be multiple dragon Pokémon.
There's certainly plenty of dragon type, which horse not one
up, but they may know what a horse he looks like.
Has anybody seen one? I don't know that I have.
Did you really lug all of your Pokéballs out to the beach like
this? No, actually.
Well, I It really have to because you know it since we're
at the beach, there's Pokemon everywhere.
So if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go ahead and walk this guy pull
up my role at my pants, right? Professor professor.
You're going to get the bottom of your pants wet.
No, I'm just going to. What was rolled them up as well?
Don't worry, once they treat take your socks off.
Stop asking me to take my socks off mr.
Curtis please see one sweat. Sock feed he can have but nobody
wants to walk around with wet socks Professor I know but I'd
prefer to have what socks and have you looking at my feet?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we can.
Look at this feet that's that's against the school policy I
promise I won't look. All right so I'm going to walk
let's go wait until the water a little bit.
All right, be careful. Okay, hold on, I gotta get my
focus up here. Bravo got it.
You can see right here /. Yeah, well okay, but look in my
hands. Do not see what I have in my
hand. Oh I see it.
Yeah, it's a horsey. It is.
It's very small. It's very cute though.
Would you like to hold it? Here you go.
Beautiful as well. Okay.
He's slimy. Whoo.
Okay Hot Potato.
Here you go. Mr. Curtis yes, don't A little
bit. Yeah, here at the.
Put it back in the water. No, no.
We give it back to me. Come back.
Okay. All right.
Well, he looks like he's having a little bit of hard time
outside the, it's fine. A water-type Pokémon are outside
of the water all the time. So don't worry about it.
Well describe and let's take a look at f/4 see here, describe a
little bit, little and blue little and blue, okay?
But certainly there's more, I mean like we've talked about a
lot of water type Pokemon. I would say horsey kind of looks
very different from most Of them.
He's got a little curly tail does very little, curly tail
cream belly. He's got a, he's got a little
snout. I can't tell if that's a nose or
a mouth, but he's got a little snout that it was just a little
little baby hose on the front of his head and his little, almost
like a noodle Wings on the back. Yeah, that's just a little
thing. Oh, cool.
It's just one. I can't tell from this angle.
Um I think it's one. I think I think he has one.
It's okay. Yeah.
All right, that's fine. All right.
Well he's very cute. Like like little spikes on the
side of his head. Yeah like yeah those are cool.
I think it's so it can blend in better with the coral and he's
got these little red eyes, but they're not intimidating.
Like like it might like you may think.
Oh, now you've made it. Now, you've been a bad.
Look at the size now, what something that he's glaring at,
you know, he's in the sun, he's in the direct sunlight, is it?
Trying to say, no, I am intimidating.
See ya? I'm very intimidated c-corp.
Oh, oh gosh. He's so scary.
Big scary Morsi made him so happy.
All right, of course, but he's pretty cute.
Shut up. All right, I think it's time we
get out of the sun here. I do have a little teaching
space for us. It's just it's just over there.
Really? Oh, was it leaves it behind the
Surf Shack there? Or I was just saying it.
Yeah, just looks like a old. Well check every well it's
actually it's inside the Surf Shack.
The school really did not provide a lot of money for this
impromptu field trip may be as long as you're with the fact
that we are the ones that caused the damage to die, right,
learning and naturally all the finances.
As we go towards building the school, not giving us a nice.
You know. Maybe we did spend a lot of
money on plane tickets that get Cinnabar.
But anyways, it's the the the teaching spaces is in the is in
the source. Surf Shack.
So come on. Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, everyone. All right, all right.
Take this leap, there's no AC in here.
This is really hot. It is it is kind of warm, isn't
it? That's okay.
Sweating really helps induce the intense like, oh, it's like a
spirit Journey. We're going to sit here and
sweat together. Uh-huh.
A real, our Spirits are melding together.
Our souls are becoming one. It's like a sauna.
As we learn about horsey, because his song, If I like,
it's sure gonna be laying about it.
Yeah. It's like a sauna or another.
A lot of space but please, you know, don't don't don't crowd
each other too much. This is supposed to use as a
desk. Yeah, I know, I know it's a,
it's a mop bucket. Well, he got the mop bucket.
Yeah, I just have a little shoe box here.
That's not. I mean, we supposed to stay and
what's the deal? Yes, stand up, it's fine, it's
fine. I have to stand up.
Listen, I have to stand up every lesson.
Alright. So maybe you guys can can, you
know, maybe take a little lesson here for.
All right? The troubles that I go through.
Ooh, for you. All right, all right, stand
right here. All right, everybody stop
complaining. I know it's not the best singer.
I'll try. I'll try to get a better place
for for our next class next week.
Alright. And if only the school hadn't
been destroyed, that sucks. That, that it's your.
Yeah, Curtis. Yeah, it's your fault.
Let yourself know that Kangaskhan, man.
Oh, geez, to be fair. It was the Kangaskhan that, that
did the damn. It was, it was but Curtis
provoked it, you know? So it's really all right, all
right everybody. Everybody everybody.
No settle down settle. Now, let's talk about these
Pokedex entries. The first one, the Kanto region,
says, known to shoot down, flying bugs, with Precision
blasts of ink from the surface of the water.
Ooh yeah, it's like a little Paradise so that little nose
thing that was on his face is like a little cannon that shoots
ink. So it doesn't shoot water.
It shoots ink. Yes correct.
Go ahead think I think it can also shoot water.
That's kind of cool. Yeah others it's pretty it's
pretty sweet. It has like Really good accuracy
to and precision. Okay.
The next entry says, if it senses any danger, it will
vigorously spray water or a special type of ink from its
mouth so yes, it can spray water.
Well, yeah, that's that. Wow, it is.
It is rare. That Corbin ask the question and
then the Pokedex entries will provide the answer almost
immediately immediately. I mean, it's probably the first
time it's ever happened. It's almost like, if, you know,
if you sit down and stop talking for once, maybe you can learn a
little bit, Oh burn. Okay, all right.
Duly noted. Alright, the last entry here
from the Kanto region, says uses.
It's tail to keep its balance while spraying ink from its
mouth. The ink appears to be for
shooting down bugs. Mmm.
All right. Yeah, well and and also you know
like getting away from from from danger.
But you think it's doing that to hunt or doing?
It's doing it for fun. What do you mean out of shooting
down bugs? Yeah, definitely to hunt for
food. It eats it.
Okay. Okay, cool.
Yeah, absolutely not just like a Pastime or whatever, maybe not.
It does, it doesn't mention anything about about eating yet,
but I think, I think we will definitely get to one that does
mention eating, but yeah, so that's one use of its tail,
right? It keeps his balance while it's
springing. So it's kind of like at like
offsets the force that it's that it's, you know, shooting that
ink out with Very good. You know, it's it's a small
Pokemon but there's a lot of a lot of impressive, you know,
evolutionary features in it. I'm the, you know, I think I
think, I think course is a pretty interesting Pokemon.
It sounds like it. I mean, putting all my cards on
the table here. It's the best.
Some might say listen it's a pretty good Pokémon, all right.
It's not spits. Spinarak level of impressive.
Oh, I would say above it honestly.
Oh yeah. Then we have a better for sure.
For sure. It's definitely not a poison
type or, you know, the vastly superior insects height bug
type. Yes.
What is an insect. Yeah.
What is it insect? It's a, it's a fancier way to
say bug that mr. Curtis made up right now.
Only estroux bug-type aficionados.
Use that terminology. All right, moving on to the
Johto region, the first entry here.
If attacked by a larger enemy a quickly Sims the safety by a
deathly controlling its dorsal fin.
Mmm yah horsey is a pretty interesting way of swimming that
we're going to talk more about as we go on but it's pretty
cool. The next entry says it's big
developed fins move rapidly allowing it to swim backward
while still facing forward because this did say fins Fins
Up. See ya little more than that but
the but the previous entries. Says dorsal fin singular.
Hmm. Hmm, so thirsty.
I'm pretty sure it only has one. I don't know.
Maybe there may be, there are times where just kind of like
stuck together pretty well, huh? Yes, mr.
Curtis you had you had something you wanted to say, hmm.
It's looking the fins on its. Mmm are yeah.
You know what the heck? No, it's weird.
That it has, it does use both singular and plural when
referring to the fins. It's kind of weird.
Yes. Yeah, I'm not sure but yeah, so
it can move backwards while it's still facing forwards.
It's looking like, run away while also, you know, shooting
ink which is pretty cool. Hmm.
The next entry says, when they're in a safe location they
can be seen playfully, tangling their tails together.
Aw, that's cute cute. How cute?
It's like, so intertwined, a little horsey hug.
Oh, horsie horsie, horsie hug. All right, moving on to the
Helen region. The first century says horsey
eats small, insects and molluscs.
Moss off of rocks. If the ocean current turns fast
this Pokemon anchors Itself by wrapping its tail around, rocks,
or Coral, to prevent being lost to washed away, love it.
Yeah. So now that tracks now we have
three uses of its tail, which is incredible, you know, so it
keeps it balance while it's shooting.
It's used to show affection to other horsey and it keeps it
from getting washed away when the current picks up, okay?
Okay, just so many of you very multi-purpose tail.
Yeah, it really is. The next entry says, if horsey
senses danger, it will reflexively spray a dense black
increments mouth and try to escape this Pokemon swims by
cleverly flapping the fins on its back.
There you go again. More than one, right?
Yeah. So I did that, this is plural.
So that's that's two for plural. So, at this point, I'm going to
say it's multiple fins. I have to agree with you.
Professor usually, welcome, bunch of entries that say only
one fan, then, I'll switch back to, I'm gonna start losing it.
I'm gonna start flipping some surfboards.
Start throwing them around. Don't do that.
Now, this is not your Shack, guys, there's their surfboards
on the wall. You guys could use those as like
as a, as a desk. They're literally broken.
They got splinters coming out. No, that's fine.
That'd be better than a mop bucket.
I'm not. I'm just I'm Gonna Stand, okay.
Well here, yeah. I am I'm still sitting and I am
leaning over and using my shoebox, as my desk.
So, now, mr. Curtis, I do notice that.
You're that you're munching on some boardwax.
If you could stop. That is for waxing, the
underside of the the surfboard dope dude.
That's so gross but it is. It is so tasty.
Nothing can't be tasting. That is alive Saving Face right
now. No, no, no.
You have such a weird Talent times, you just kind of craving,
you know, I know I don't you've never had this before.
That's why I must eat it all. Now, that's why I must consume,
but you can't scrape some, you never had.
All right, there is one more entry here.
Actually, two more inches here from the Hoenn region.
The first one says, by cleverly flicking, the fins on, its back
side to side, it moves in any direction while facing forward,
it's spit sink to escape if it senses danger.
So it's like strafing, you know, all directions while facing One
Direction which is I think pretty cool.
But But it makes me wonder. Can it like changed like rotate
at all? Can it do that or does or can it
only face One Direction? I'm sure his work to be able to
go in different directions. It's like right horn.
You have to pick it up and move it.
Yeah, like for its head, Go a different direction, it can turn
but it turns real slowly. The last entry here says it
maintains balance using its tail, which is wound up.
Like a coil. It may.
Ink from its mouth. It just right.
It may or may not. I mean I'm surprised at the
horse that we grabbed and do that.
I feel like it would have been sensing danger the second.
It got a look at mr. Curtis.
Yeah. I mean, yeah, I know I was like
oh my God I mean he was he was pretty chill until corporate
said he didn't look very intimidating.
Then it got pretty pretty angry. So we just wanted to, you know,
kind of make sure his presence was known as a very intimidating
Pokemon. He's so he's so definitely was,
you know, very much so. Yeah, right.
Anyways, moving on to the center region.
The first entry says it makes its nest in the shade of corals.
If it senses danger, it's spits, murky Inked, and fleas.
And that's it. That's the only entry.
Okay? That does it for the center
region. The, you know, region and the
Kalos region all have repeats. I'm going to ignore them.
There's nothing new and the Lola region.
They don't even bother to put repeated prison.
I know, I know you think they would you think?
Have a lot of horses around their beaches and stuff, but I
guess not. Nope, all right, so moving on to
the gala region, the first entry here says horsey, makes his home
in oceans with gentle currents. If this Pokemon is under attack,
it spits out pitch, black ink and escapes.
Okay okay the last entry from the gala region says they swim
with dance like motions and cause whirlpools to form a
horsey compete to see which of them can generate the biggest
whirlpool. It took us to the gala region,
before we found out that that horsey can create whirlpools.
Wow. You know, what that's pretty
intense. In fact that it learned that
sooner, but I guess not. How big did?
I mean, how big you think the whirlpools are all?
They got to be baby whirlpools, you know, sighs, like my finger.
Sure, but like I'll suck you down.
Anyways, maybe look at oh yeah, maybe alright.
That does it for the gala region?
There's one entry from or one ancient text if Will from the
Hisui region. It says it makes its nest in the
shade of corals if it senses danger, it spits black ink and
fleas. So okay, I kind of actually that
is kind of like a repeat never mind.
Ignore that one. Okay cut, hey editor, cut that
one out too. Okay I'll send a note.
I'll send it to his getting our mail account.
Hey who is our editor? I don't know.
I bet he's a real cool dude though he puts up with a lot
from us. Us.
I don't, I mean, I don't know. Does he have a name?
Do we had identified who edits, these lessons?
That are we just sitting on to the kind of pretty sure?
I don't think it's a person actually gets a Pokemon.
I'm pretty sure the school hired, a Porygon, to, to edit a
pretty much just like plugs itself in, and it's actually
kind of scary because like it's pupils roll back into its head
and it's like, and it's like, yes, it's it's like head kind of
tilt upward and it just sits there for like hours as
agriculture as a edits. These, these work Oh wait, I've
seen the okay. So I've walked past the editing
room before in school. That's, that's Porsche right.
Yes. Yes, exactly.
Porsche the for gone. Yeah, portion of the Porygon,
but she does definitely go by x x 4. 20, laughter reto chip, 20
2016, I accent. Yeah, also, it's a Porygon.
So, it is genderless not not, he's not a he or she it's a nice
generous, but she just prefer her sheep.
Groaning, how does she okay. I've never really talked to her.
I just I just throw the I'm sorry.
Did you just say that? She prefers he-she.
Pronouns nice. Its he pronouns.
Yeah, they're really talked to her.
I pretty much just like walk in the room, and at tossed, a
recording device at her and leave.
That's kind of rude, I know. But hey, it looks right in and
rolls her eyes back. Yeah, also she makes us like
noise. It's like, you know what?
I'm not gonna walk by that way, in the hallway anymore and like
why don't have to because it's gone.
Oh, it's Porsche. Okay, I don't know.
Check the hush puppy. Have we checked on?
Have you checked on Perry actually Perry came with me.
He was a, he was in, he sat next to me on the flight.
Oh yeah, he was here. He was here carry on.
He was he actually was my carry-on.
Yes. And we actually believe it or
not, Gary Gary Gary. This room is also tagged along
with us here. Oh, he survived.
That's good, that's good. I know he's just been, you know,
quietly working and what about what about Henrietta have we
seen? Have we heard from Henrietta?
We need it. Did we do a head count of all
the Pokémon that work at the school?
I mean, Henry Professor mime, the mr.
Mime. Oh, he was fine.
I think you put up a barrier around him.
He probably did it. What a goofy guy.
Yeah, I haven't, I haven't seen him but I haven't had called
school this week, so I hope he's okay.
Yeah, we're a wherewhere. Is he holding his clown school?
I don't know. I gotta, I gotta get my mom to
email him after this class. Don't find out.
Forget to fly back here for next week's lesson.
All right. I won't, of course not.
Thank you. Alright, that does it for the
regional Pokedex entries. Let's move on to the unique
Pokedex entries. There's only one And of course,
it comes to us from ashes Pokedex does horse see a dragon
Pokémon, this unique Pokémon species.
Oh, sorry. In this unique Pokémon species,
thousands of eggs hatch, Every Spring and then the male raises
them himself, he knows your sting.
Yes, that I guess it's the male's job to watch after the
eggs which I don't know how common or uncommon that is in
the world of Pokemon because again There's so much that we
don't know or understand about, you know, how Pokemon reproduce.
But yeah. So we but we know for a fact
that horsey, well, our male horse, these are the ones to
watch their the eggs, right? Yeah.
Okay, alright. So that's going to do it on all
the Pokedex entries on 40. Does anybody have any questions?
No, you didn't sound too. Sure about that.
You sure there's nothing you want to know.
All right? Because we know, you know, you
know what's coming up next? Next.
And this is gonna be a last chance to ask questions.
I think what you see is what you get when it comes to horsey.
Well, so much more but but is there you.
But but listen it. What you see is what you get
when it comes to horsey. Oh my God, I'm done.
I'm actually I horse see what you did there.
Gosh. I mean I've been talking so
long. I'm really starting to get
horse. See this?
It's a great. There it is.
Okay, yes, that was funny.
That was definitely funny to yes.
All right. Everybody is time to test your
knowledge on horsey today. I would very much like, for you
to pitch me a Pokémon. That's right, I want you to
pitch me on horsey. I'm in.
Hey, In the market for a horsey and I would like, for you to,
you know, sell one to me. So as a reminder, I do have a
rubric for this this assignment. First of all, you must include
information that we've learned in class to I must demonstrate
an understanding of the Pokemons unique, attributes, and
abilities, three. You must provide to selling
points on your pitch. And again, these are selling
points for the Pokemon itself and not for a product.
That provides. So do not sell me horsey ink.
All right. Okay.
And for this to my mistake, bides, sorry, what?
So learn from my mistakes and we'll try that again.
It's the student who provides the most compelling.
Selling points will get a bonus Point.
All right? So so take your time, write
down. What you think what?
Be a good Pokémon pitch and You know, when you're ready.
Okay? And please hurry up.
Is it is sweltering in here? I'm all right.
I'm bouncing, I'll be quick. No, I'll have to take off my
jacket pretty soon if this gets any hotter.
All right, so it's looking like my students have put their
pencils down. I'm, I'm quite ready to be wowed
by these. Yeah, I don't write on the wall
with his paper fan. Well, why didn't you?
Okay, you should have brought paper, it's still class.
It's still school. Well, I mean that's on you.
I just remember a little bit of lead.
It was parchment over here. I guess I'll give you a little
bit of leeway because the entire Learning Center was destroyed.
But yeah, come on. All right, mr.
Curtis all right. Sorry not mr.
Curtis Corbin please over there there.
Yes! First time.
Breaks, the tie breaking tradition here and going with
Corbin first. Hmm.
Okay, here we go. So I hear where are the street
is, you're in the market for a horsey.
Why? How yes I am.
Have you brought me a horsey today?
I had this is not the What is this voice?
Don't do that. Sorry.
So I have a horse Fisher, can do whatever voice he wants.
Shot up. Go back to eating, wax off the
boards now. Okay, so I'll tell you what,
I'll give you, I'll give it a go.
Let's talk a little bit about horsey and why it's a good
addition to your family, and to your household and what it could
do for you. So, the first answer that I had
first reason you should that, you could have a horsey, is the
obvious one. One pest control and it's not
just Pest Control around the house.
More specifically plants. There are tiny little bug
Pokémon like cutie flies and stuff that could swim around the
house. I get it plants.
Incredible size spinarak infestation, that I just think I
get rid of them. All right.
Exactly. So you have more see there.
Who has? Excuse me, excuse me.
You have horsey here as
Precision control and can knock these bugs out of the sky to
protect your crops your plants. What have you most people don't
have crops, but most people in the home, have a few plants.
So if you see some bug Pokémon that are kind of lingering
around, trying to eat your plants.
Well horse, he could shoot them out of the out of the scare, ya
for you black and in the second big reason that you might not
expect for horsey is is it's actually going to be a very
effective tool. To clean your pipes as a
plumber, you go on. Horsey is very, very small true.
Also, it can swim in multiple directions.
It's not like a lot of Pokémon work and just you know, has to
turn and swim a certain way. As long as it's facing forward.
It can kind of swim in Any, Which Way kits went backwards is
went up and it's very small. So if it goes into the pipes of
the sink or the toilet, what have you, it can go in there and
unclog star for you. Or use some of the black ink and
water to to knock out anything that's blocking the pipes or
clean the pipes to make sure things are running smoothly in
the system. So because of its Mobility, it
can go all through the pipes, pretty far to unlock anything
that might be blocking the pipes and why pay, you know, hundreds
of dollars to get a human plumber.
When you can have a little horsey, just do the job for you.
I don't know if I'm sorry. Mr. Curtis is not your turn.
Okay. I'm sorry, this is not a debate,
shut up. It's not a laughing matter.
I know why you guys laughing, please, don't don't.
Tell my teaching assistant to shut up Gorman.
All right. All right.
It's not very befitting of the of the class president, right?
I mean, and I am to remain this way, so, yeah, we'll see.
We'll see how, correct? Okay.
Do you have anything else to add to your pitch?
Their Corbin adult? Do you want me to add more?
No. No, I'm not the size.
Didn't want to cut you off? No, no that's that's pretty much
it. Plumbing & X control.
Excellent. Java.
I do like the I do like you thinking out of the box with the
with the Drano version for see. Sure.
Mr. Curtis, you seem to have some umbrage with.
Yeah, I know. I do want to say just as the,
the local member of the, you know, the Pokémon safety Guild,
and I'm sure if this is sure, this is really up to code to
ascend your horsey down, a clogged toilet to unclog.
It I don't think that's very hygienic.
Lot of talk coming from somebody who killed a squirrel kinnison.
I don't know what you're talking about bodytalk.
I think he was talking more like like I don't know your sink
pipes or something like that. So pipes and obviously, when the
toilets clean, I mean, I'm not gonna like drop a deuce in the
toilet and have the horse. He go fishing around.
Like why would you have to put it into the pipes if it's clean?
Yeah, that's the thing. It's clogged.
It's got something in there. It could just be toilet paper.
Just have to be like a large. You know who listen, Curtis is
not part of any safety Guild. He just made us a say your your
small child just through. Like I don't know, like a wad of
gum down into the insurer or funny.
I'll see. You don't have a so you don't
have a garbage disposal and your, and your sink.
Somebody's got to unclog, that course he does.
The job rotten food and garbage. And detritus horsies small size
and, and maneuverability does allow it to move around pipes, I
guess. Sure, you know, I want to make
this work for Corbin because thinking out of the box and he
is, you know, bringing in all the stuff that we learned about
in class. I think it's very good.
I would hesitate to just drop my horsey down a drain.
I mean lately, honest, you gotta trust it.
Okay. Yeah, if it loves you, it will
come back. That's right.
I mean, yeah, basic, and if it doesn't, it was never meant to
be exactly, exactly. All right, mr.
Curtis it is your turn, please. Yes.
Jimmy's, we're all very close in this room, please.
Stop coughing. Alright.
So horsey is the perfect
companion to any cave diver, it's Precision ink sprays can be
used to Mark the walls so that you can find your way back out
its small size and ability to move in any direction.
As Corbin discussed makes it very Nimble to move around in
the tight spaces of caves. It's strong gripping.
Tail can grab on tightly to pull you out of a tight space where
you might get stuck, what it's too small and you also don't
need to worry about feeding it as it can, eat the insects and
moths that you find naturally in caves.
So you might be diving around. Sorry, before we continue.
I feel like Corbin you have a misunderstanding of the size of
a horsey. It is like one foot in length.
Yeah. But you said, pull you You out
of a stuntman like it's not that strong.
It's going to pull you out. If you're stuck in a cave, I
don't know about that. It's a very strong swimmer.
I mean is is a strong swimmer. Also, do you mean cave diving
and like caves that are filled with water?
Because how is it going to maneuver?
If the whole cave is not submerged?
Well, yeah, like cave diving, not spelunking.
Okay. Okay, babe, I think cave diving
is the same thing as they, I know what they call this.
Now, you're talking about like completely underwater underwater
cave down, well, I'm with right? So crawling through caves and
also swimming through caves and you know how was it going to
help you crawling through a cave?
It's a water type. Just going to flop their well
like you know as you're swimming underwater in caves right over
your bed korben korben we gave you time to see you soon.
So let's give mr. Curtis his time.
All right mr. Curtis please continue.
Oh no, I mean that was that was the end of my pitch.
Oh okay. Okay so it's useful for
spelunking. Because it can mark the walls,
right? You get at find a way to find
your way back out. Okay?
It is small and has ability to move in any direction.
Okay? Which makes it useful in small
spaces in caves. It can grab on tight and help
you get dislodged from places. You might get stuck underwater
while you're swimming, which would be terrifying.
Oh my God. Yeah, I can't, I can't.
I'm panicking. Thinking about it before is
there because if you have claustrophobia because we're in
a very small space right now, I just it's just very okay, okay.
Corwin, could you please Pat Miss occurs on the back.
It's okay. Hey.
So though, thank you, thank you. And then and then of course you
wouldn't have to feed it or worry about feeding it because
it could eat the insects in the Moss that it finds in the cave
as you're going along, okay? Okay, it be self-sufficient,
hmm. Which is useful because if your
if your cave diving you don't want to have to carry a lot of
supplies with you as true as true and it's we're going to
bring your buddy along. It's good if your buddy can
provide for themselves right but you have to be under water, the,
all right, all right, well there ya usually spots where you can
come up and breathe and stuff like that.
Sure, sure, sure. Or you could have a tank with
you. I don't know.
I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah.
All right. So let me think here.
You're both very good pitches. I do you both use the
information that we learned today.
A very masterful Good job. I, you know, I'm hesitant to
choose mr. Curtis is because you know the
whole thing that he's having me, use a horsey, horse is cave
diving and when he was describing and he literally had
a panic attack, I'm not sure I want to go cave diving and it's
such a huge mirror. Want to go cave diving but
that's that's see. That's the thing Professor.
It's it's nobody does. We're gonna go cave.
Diving horse. He would be the Pokemon but it's
not gonna happen. In though, that's how like that.
Every day, it's not Everyday Use.
I'm not going to buy a horse, see if I'm not planning on going
spelunking. Yeah, you need to find a more
broad use of it and Everybody Poops.
So the plumber you go I mean I don't know how difficult it is
to send you. I'm gonna go ahead.
I'm gonna give it to Corbin because I like the Box.
Yes, and his first use was was Areas hold have.
It should just you know Pest Control in your house.
Yeah. In your house is full of water.
Sure. Okay.
You can have it in like a little like a queer.
You can have in the sink Curtis. Yeah.
Okay sure whatever. That's more realistic than I'm
gonna go cave diving sink and chemically leak all over your
house. All we can do water too.
Oh my gosh. Please don't get.
Please don't get into a slap fight in this very song that
we're mr. Christian dresser that was a
very fair and Equitable choice to pick mean.
Okay. I always I always do.
I always do those, would you agree mr.
Curtis, would you agree? I always agree with the
professor thing. He says is true and 100%
correct. And so you both got full marks.
Mr. Or Corbin just got a little bit extra because you know it's
a he has a bonus point but very good work for the both of you
and that's going to do it for today's lesson on horsey.
Does anybody know who were talking about next week Ralts?
The evolved form? Of course an interesting guest.
No, it's not Ralts so fall formal horsey, right?
Correct. Yes, Okay, I'll see.
I didn't think that was until another generation from.
Now, you might be thinking of the evolved form of the Pokémon
that we're going to talk about next week.
Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
It's got, it's, it's, it's got to be a wimp odd then?
No, no, it's not, man. You could you imagine if it, if
it, if it hunts, down bug Pokemon and then evolved into a
bug Pokemon man, some sweet Justice there.
R. Yeah.
Some Karma know we are learning about Sidra which is the evolved
form of horsey. Oh Chris is right, it Sidra
hasn't evolved form but we won't be talking about that.
Until we are into the Johto region of the National Pokedex,
which won't be for some time. But yes, next week we are
learning about a Sidra and met and I believe will still be on
the beach. I'll have to find a better
teaching area since So when I guess is yes to Snuff according
to my students got too hot. Please, it is cause I think it's
great in here Professor. Yeah.
You don't, you don't seem to be sweating, mr.
Curtis, which is weird. No, no.
But I can take off my jacket. No.
No, no. Keep the.
We don't want to see what's under that.
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