Yes, yes. Everybody come in.
Yes, gather round, gather round. Yes, is.
This where I'm supposed to set? Why is there so many empty
chairs? Yes, just choose, choose.
Just need to sit down. Welcome.
I mean, there's only, it's just the, it's just the three of us.
Why do Why do you have like 20 empty chairs?
There could be more. There could be more coming, just
don't doubt. Yes.
Hello. Hello.
Welcome, everybody. Welcome to a village meeting.
It's a very, very important meeting here today.
In fact, it's so important I decided to ask our our our
records keeper Mr. Curtis. Yes, yes, I'm here to you got
the bark. I've got the bark ready in my in
my little my little scratch and stick.
I But yes, I did also ask you to record it with the with the
wondrous recording device that we have.
Oh, that. Oh, OK.
Yeah, no, I, I, I did start that too.
But I mean, but I mean my, my scratch and stick and bark, that
that's the way of the land now, professor.
Yes, but this, this still has to go out to the virtual students.
They need to know as well. All right.
So thank you everybody for joining this this village
meeting on. Well, we'll get we'll get to
that in a second. As I've already introduced our
our village, our village records keeper, Mr. Curtis.
Yes, thank you. Here present.
Also present is the town fool. Corbin, say hello.
Corbin, Hey, hey, hey. Who are you?
Sorry. Well, who are you talking to?
Sounds like you're talking to somebody that's not here.
Well, Oh well, you see, this is no, I'm talking to you, Corbin.
You are the town fool. You're the right, but I know
you're addressing it like this is in effect.
Why are you out of uniform? That's not your.
That's not the outfit you're supposed to.
Wear yes Corbin, you are missing your your leaf jacket that we've
we've crafted for you do. I have to wear I it kind of
itches. Do I have to put it on?
That's the price of that's the price of living the lavish life
of the town fool. You're right, you're fine.
I mean, we have to work on creating another one, but no, I
I completely forgot about the recording device.
I'll be honest, I, I, I, I don't I've lost track of time entirely
being in this woods. If it feels if you've been here
for three years now, I don't know.
We've been here a while and I've lost track of time.
I I completely forgot about the class, didn't even know what day
was I assume. Well, yes, good, forget about
the class. Is it a Wednesday?
I I didn't check the the carvings inside of my house.
Corving time isn't important. We've we've left society,
society, they, they never came for us.
So we're we're trapped. Abandoned us.
We we've created our own society.
We have our own village here deep in the woods.
And and so you know what, we're we're fine.
Forget. Forget the classroom.
Forget the. Class That's right.
We've done a we've done a lot over the last three years.
Look, we have a town square here.
Mr. Curtis's small little cottage is right there.
That's right. Is in the back.
It's mostly made out of a few broken sticks.
And then professors is he's got the nice one.
Spent the most time on that one. Yeah, it's actually, it's high
in the trees. I don't know why you decided to
put it myself. Well, you know that myself and
I, we, we use the that that's how they normally string stuff
up is in the trees, you know, using webbing and and.
Keeps you safe off the ground for predators.
That's right. Believe me, there are predators
in these woods. I see them all the time at
night. We have the web, the web ways
set up that connects between the different trees.
And there's a lot of, there's a lot of earth syringe around
here. There's a lot of earth syringe.
I did see a hound doom the other night and I don't know, I've
seen pictures of what hound doom looks like and this one looked
way scarier in person. I think it may have been feral.
I think it was. It was very scary.
It was a very scary night. I didn't sleep that night at
all. Actually I have not slept since
it. Well, listen, don't worry,
Corbin. We fought off the Caterpie
faction all right. That's right.
Oh God. The horrible wars we fought off
the the centre faction as well that so we're, you know, we we
can't, we can't, but we can't let our guard down.
All right. And I just want to remind
everybody that the less the the class is dead to us, the
GCLCBOTSCLC, it doesn't matter anymore.
None of that matters. All right, it's done.
So forget all of that. Don't even don't even think
about that. Instead, today we're going to
talk about something very important.
Today we're going to talk about a Pokémon.
Does anybody know what Pokémon we're going to be talking about
today? Why are?
You, professor, is it Decidui? It could be decidui, but weirdly
enough it's not. It's not decidui.
Corbin, do you have a? You have a guess.
I don't know. It is.
Now listen, listen. This is a very important
Pokémon. This is, this is, this is a
threat to our village. Wait, I may have seen this then
if it's oh or have. We seen it not.
Yet it's not time for that. No, it's a curse.
There's not. There's not a threat right now,
but it will come before, no? It will we have point.
Is this a regular? Is this a biology class like
we're? Used to no no the class Corbin.
What did I say? The class is you said.
The class The class is gone. This is right.
This is nothing like the class Nothing.
Students at home, you're dead to us.
There's nothing. Help us.
And now the forest has taken us and made it, made it our own.
Yes. No, we've made the Corbin.
We made the forest our own. Oh no, we've made it our own.
That's right. We've crafted this out of
nothing. We've become one with the
forest. You guys didn't save us.
We crafted our whole lives and livelihood and honestly, it's
been freeing. I do miss Gordon a little bit,
but I'm having trouble remembering his face.
But it's OK because we have new friends in the woods.
I'll tell you this, I've lost all track of time since since
Lex hasn't been around. I I don't know what time it is
and like sometimes it's like all of a sudden it's dark and it's
night time and I'm like, I guess I should go to bed.
And then I try to climb up the rope ladder.
Ferrell Houndoom walks by your house like mine.
And then you can't. Sleep.
I try to climb up that the ladder, the rope ladder, that
that Mister Curtis's spinner axe me and I'm half asleep and I'm
falling down. It's honestly, it sucks.
It it's it's rough getting up there at night.
Yeah, but no, this is nothing. This is nothing like the class
we're not doing. Don't even, like, try to compare
it. However, Corbin, would you like
to guess what Pokémon we're learning about this week?
OK, so it's a threat in the woods.
Have we seen this before? Because I've they.
Have they have left threatening messages for us?
Yes, the the writing is on the proverbial wall, but there are
no walls here. It's and trees and the bark over
there. Oh my gosh, are you serious?
We're being threatened by this Pokémon already.
Yes, well, just like we were threatened by the Caterpie.
Caterpie, Caterpie. And this is this is my.
Same we had. We had to be prepared.
I thought we ran the last of them off.
Sorry, I'm getting sidetracked. So it's and this is weird.
This is weird. Now, I don't know if you
remember this because it was it was maybe years ago.
We don't know. We don't know at least.
But it was actually the last Pokémon that we learned about in
the lesson series. Weirdly, it's it's it's the
evolved, sorry, it's the evolved form of the last Pokémon we
learned about in our lesson series.
That's dead. That's gone.
That doesn't help. You said it left a sign.
I did smell Dawn Fan pee earlier this morning, so I'm going to
say it was Dawn Fan now. Corbin.
You know as well as Mr. Curtis knows that we've been using the
Dawn fan pee to sanitize our our clothes every every week.
I didn't agree to that. That's what I've been.
Very sanitary. It's very.
That's what I've been using to clean your your jacket every
night. Corbin, your leaf, your full
leaf. Jacket.
Dry B. Sometimes it's not even DRY.
Oh, we were learning about it's a, it's not a hound door, is it?
Hound Doom. No, no, it's much more
dangerous. I'll just tell you today we are
learning about Jumpla. That's right, Jump Love has
declared war on us. What?
That's the latest faction we got to fight against.
Where are those disgust? What sides they leave, huh?
Is it blood? It's it's worse than that.
Oh my gosh, it's poop. It's it's an invading force.
Oh my goodness. Otherwise known as spores.
They love their spores. Oh, I don't worry.
I like, I like, you know, burned them.
So they're not going to, they're not going to grow, but and we
got to watch out. That could be anywhere now.
I'm guessing nobody has. I mean, has anybody seen a jump
left, Mr. Curtis? I know you have.
I don't think I have, no, not not since we've been trapped in
these woods for about, you know, 3 1/2 years.
OK, well, I made a photo realistic sketch so we know what
we're dealing with and it's right here.
Corbin, look, look at where I'm hitting with my with my stick,
my pointing stick. See that?
Beautiful. Yeah, I I do see that.
I'd like to see what Mr. Curtis can draw.
I think his drawing might even be better.
Well. I mean, yeah.
Well, let's save that for the end of lesson.
Mr. Curtis. I guess you could, you know,
draw. Sorry, not lesson.
Town meeting. At the end of the town meeting,
the class is different. They're a little, you're a
little frazzled, Professor. I don't know.
It sounds like you want this. To be He's never.
He's never been clearer. He's never been clearer.
Never been clearer. Never been more clearer in his
life. My eyes are wide open now,
Professor. Yes, yes, thank you, thank you
for for paying attention because this is this is important.
This is a threat to our way of life, our new way of life, our
very influence, new way of life, and we need to protect against
against it. So Corbin, if you could please
describe the the jump love. This heinous looking creature.
Creature. You bet.
Yeah. So first of all, it's browned
and it's all puffy and it's blue and it's got this smiling face
on it and it's got these little baby nubbing feet.
These little baby nubs. They look like little, I don't
know. They look like little baby blue
balls. They're the most adorable.
I mean, the heinous thing you've ever seen in your life.
And then instead of hands, it doesn't even have hands anymore.
What? Use our hands.
It's got these stupid cute fluffy pink cream colored spore
like balls coming out of word normally.
It's not pink. I said cream.
They're cream. He said pizza.
Cream at some point for sure though, no?
No, no, no, no, no, no. We may need to.
We may no. No, we don't need it.
Yeah, we don't do any. So we had these puff balls on
either side that are cream colored, and then there's one up
top as well and he's got these little baby leaves coming out
from underneath it. Accentuate said.
Oh, look at me, jump love. I'm going to kill everybody, but
at least I look cute and harmless.
That's basically jumping off a nutshell.
But it also the worst part about this thing in this picture.
It's got these deep, soulless, lifeless, jaw-dropping red eyes
that just take the soul right out of you when you look at.
Them I don't know where he's getting these colors from.
I mean, he's he's right and that jump left eyes are red.
But I I just use like a like a like a like a charcoal outline.
I didn't. I didn't add any color to this
drawing. Oh, sorry.
Well anyways, but I could just imagine it.
I just how I see it in my head is just these red piercing eyes
Yeah, and the. The blue the blue body is
correct. You were wrong on the pink
cotton spore things. I said cream, but man, you know
what? Maybe I have seen one of these.
Maybe. My gosh.
Maybe. Yeah.
Maybe you've seen it. Maybe you've seen it creeping
around our our our village. Have you?
I know, Corbin. Sometimes you patrol the walls.
Maybe you saw in one of your patrols?
You know, now that I'm thinking about it, the cloud that I saw a
few nights ago was really low. Maybe that was the source of the
spores and the spores, the sports are very dangerous and
that's why we. Oh really?
Yes. And I, I'm sure you don't know
anything about them, which is why we're having this
informational. Safety.
Briefing. Informational safety briefing in
the form of a village meeting. That's right, not a class now.
Seems a little bit like one, but that's fine.
Now I've decided that the best way for you for us to learn and
prepare to defend ourselves against a jump love against the.
Horrible jump. Love to fashion a cannon out of
rocks. No.
Can you wait? Can you do that?
Wait, Cormac? No, you do that.
No, you need to be a much higher rank in the Kupchu scouts in
order. To do that, OK.
Oh yeah. Kupchu.
Wait, how's that going? Are you still Kupchu scout?
Honestly, they've abandoned me as well.
None of my fellow Kupchu scouts have come for me, so I have
decided to start my own faction. In the woods, it is just me
called the spinner Axe scouts. No, they're not.
You're going to join Spinner Axe Scouts.
It's called the Corbin Club. That's no it's.
Not the first rank, and the first rank of the Corbin clubs
are the Corbin Cubs. No, I started the.
Corbin Club I started the Corbin Club a.
Year ago it did not work out. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Corbin.
I I'd I'd love to be a Corbin Cub but I am already dedicated
to the spinner axe scouts so. Well, that's on you.
That's on. You.
It's a shame, man. That's so.
Embarrassing. I'm already a third level shiny
Ariados. Well, I have left the Cub Two
scouts behind. I have my own thing now.
And yeah. You can't not tell us what it
is, Corbin. You can't not tell us what it's
called. If I tell you the name, do you
promise not to make fun of it? I'd make no such promise.
OK. OK.
It is the Corp Cubs. I knew it I.
But I didn't want to say it, he knew it, and I wanted to be the
one to say the name. The professor knew it.
Yeah, the Corp Cubs stand true and strong.
You see my new flag that I've made for the Corp Cubs waving
over there? Wow, I love the colors.
It's, I think it's, is that classic red and then a slightly
darker red. Yeah, slightly dark that.
Reminds me of something, I can't remember what.
You're right, You're right. You figured it out.
It's actually a painting of a hot dog.
But that's what we are here. Corbin Cubs.
We're our own faction and we don't take orders from the Cub
Chew scouts. They're our enemies.
So. So is the Teddy Ursa team.
They're our enemies. And every other faction in
between. We're our own faction.
Get him out. One person.
Just me. A lot of factions.
We do have you do have an alliance with the Spinner ex
scouts right? I don't and I don't want one.
I don't want an alliance. But.
He's not. He's not in direct confrontation
though with the spinner. Act.
I'm not. You know, we're acquaintances,
but we're not friends. OK, So I'm over here up in my
crib with the fellow, you know, Corbin Cubs, AKA me, and I'm
going to mind my own business. Cub Chew scouts are dead to me.
You guys didn't come looking for me.
He's going to. Wait, do you say he's going to
mime his own business? No, no, no, I said.
Mind no. Like he's a mime.
No, no. All right.
Well, Corbin, that's either great or bad.
I'm really not sure where I land on that.
It is kind of sad how you abandoned the the the Cub Chew
scouts, but. They left me.
Just like everybody left us. But OK, back to what I was
saying, I think the best way for us to prepare for the onslaught
of jump love that are surely coming to get us is to read the
Pokedex entries. So.
Sounds like a lesson man. It's feels so it's nothing.
It's nothing like a lesson, Corbin all.
Right, I already say so. How dare you?
It's not a lesson. It is an informational
gathering. It's an informational briefing.
Yes, thank you. Thank you, Record Keeper.
An informational briefing in the form of a village meeting.
So now make sure, make sure you're paying attention.
Corbin. Mr. Curtis, I know you're paying
attention. You are.
I'm dialed in and you can you can see how how strongly I
scratching these boards here to make sure I'm getting all the
notes. Yeah, I can see it.
It's weird that I can't hear it though.
No, no, it's so intense. It's very quiet wood.
That's my favorite. One, yeah.
OK, so let's start off with reading the JOTO entries, if
that's OK. That's fine with me.
So the first entry for this horrible menace says once it
catches the wind, it definitely controls its cotton puff spores
to float even around the world. That's right.
Oh my goodness. International.
Traveler, they can float around the world, yes, that can't be
right. I'm sorry, are you Wow, and now
you're disagreeing with the Pokedex entries?
No, no, of course. Of course not.
I apologize.
Sounds like you are. I mean, like I would never.
I don't know if it means that it can like fly around the world in
one go. I don't think it's what it's
saying, but it's saying that like there's no there's no place
that a jump love can't reach. Which honestly terrifying.
Terrifying. There's nowhere safe unless
you're on the. Ground, you know, especially
when they're like, you know, throwing threats at you and
stuff. It's like, where do we?
Go Where can I hide you, professor?
In a cave or in a well? Yeah, definitely not in the
trees. That's kind of like their
natural habitat. Yeah, so now you've you've
screwed him over, Mr. Curtis, because you, you made his house
out of sticks and stones and you put it in the trees and now the
jump bluff are going to come for.
Him, but we're going to. Wish you were dead instead.
We'll have to start making webs in the trees.
No, wait. Oh, yes, OK.
For I see what you're saying. Like a ceiling to a ceiling so
they can't to protect. Yeah, to catch them as they fly
in. Honestly, I like the way you're
thinking. Honestly, that'd be good for the
rain too because man, it is a bad day whenever it rains around
here. Oh yeah, it is.
Myself, I go to it. Oh, wow, there they go.
How long do you think that's going to take, Mr. Curtis?
Oh, probably at least another hour or so.
OK, we'll check in. We'll check in after this
informational briefing in the form of a village meeting.
All right, the next entry says drifts on seasonal winds and
spreads it's cotton like spores all over the world to make more
offspring. OK, yeah.
Does it? Wait, so do the do the spores
turn into eggs? Then?
How does that work, professor? I guess it turns well, OK, we're
going to get more information on this.
I hope so. In the later entries however, it
makes it the. The later entries only make it
more confusing. So I I don't know.
So hold on to your questions till we get some more
information. But here.
But you see what I'm saying, right?
It's their, regardless of what form it takes, it's their
offspring. And when we see those spores
invade our territory, it's, you know, they're basically
declaring war. That's what they are.
That's right. That's right.
You got to get them out of here. When you're professor, when
you're right, you're right. Thank you.
And when you're wrong, you're also wrong.
Nope, you're right. But that never happens.
That never happens. So we can't, we can't, we can't
confirm or deny. All right, listen, we might be
gone back to a few fetal state here, but I am not just.
Gonna willingly follow you a fetal.
State. Futile.
No.
Fetal was always in last night when I saw the Houndoons.
But what I'm saying is I might be back in a fetal state, but
I'm not gonna listen to you like you're a cult leader like he is.
OK. I'm not listen, I'm not a cult
leader. I'm the I'm the elected mayor of
this village. You voted.
For this Truman. I didn't vote for you, You guys
voted for you. And then obviously two out of
three people, so you win. I mean, that's the majority.
Did you even vote Corbin? I absolutely did vote Corbin.
You can't complain about the outcome of elections if you
voted participate. You voted twice.
I mean, no, no, I said. Voting's nice and I would never
commit election fraud. Not me.
Gorman, you might need another. Round I may have to I may have
to retaliate the ballots, professor.
He he might need another round in the twig prison, no?
No, no, no, no. I don't want to go back to the
Twig person please, please. Yeah.
And that for anybody out there. One time.
If this happens to get out to, you know, the, the greater
world, I will say this. That should be a T-shirt.
No, please. I don't want to go back to the
twig prison. The twig prison.
Anything but the twig prison. Oh what a great T-shirt ID, I
love it. OK, Thank you.
OK. The next entry from the JoJo
region and the final entry from the JoJo region says even in the
fiercest wind, it can control its fluff to make its way to any
place in the world it wants it. Really has upgraded from the Hop
Hip days of just floating mindlessly.
Yeah, like just with absolutely no control.
I think, I think jump off had, sorry, not jump off skip Loom
had some control. It's been a while.
It's been years potentially since we talked about jump,
skip, Loom. Been at least four I think.
Yeah, maybe, maybe five. Honestly, has it been five?
Have we been out here for five years?
No. This.
I mean, just judging on the size of our encampment here, I'd say
at least three. Four.
Yeah, it's probably four. I think 4 and. 1/2 I mean, we
like, we've been celebrating annual holidays that we've made.
Right, exactly. Yeah, Mr. Curtis, what's your
favorite of the holidays? That we, we made a lot of them.
So there's a lot to choose. From my favorite's bucket day,
Bucket day I. Love Bucket Day.
Oh, that was the day. That's to commemorate the day
that we found that bucket. That's right.
Yeah, right. Exactly.
Every every year we go along and we empty empty all the buckets
of all the syrup so I can refill my syrup stores.
Wait, you have multiple buckets? Oh yeah, I mean, I, I, we've
made a couple more since I've been out.
I've at least I've made a couple.
More. Oh, OK.
If you have to keep the. You know, I just say one, I'm so
glad you've been able to keep drinking your, your, your syrup
or SAP or whatever it is. So, so tasty.
So that's better. Like jerkies, his main fuel
source. That's right.
Honestly, it's all of our main fuel source at this point,
Corbin. I know what I'm so sticky and
salty I hate it. Can that also be a T-shirt?
I'm so sticky and salty I hate it.
I love that. Yeah, I don't think, I think out
of context, most people would find that, you know, very
appealing to wear. Why?
The less context the better. I don't really get it.
Corin What's your favorite of the holidays that we've made?
I think my favorite was either square day or talking backwards
day. I can't decide which.
One talking backwards day is so difficult.
It's very challenging. I didn't speak very much that
day. Yeah, it's a great, honestly, it
was a great day. It was a fun time, yeah.
Mine is my favorite is fast week and that's the week where we all
go really, really fast. Oh yeah, we did everything twice
as fast. Because you remember when we
were kind of like, what if we just did things faster?
Maybe that would help us find find civilization?
It didn't. We could search faster, look
around more faster. And we did all get real, like
really, really tired. But we did kind of decide, you
know, hey, this is fun and we should do this like once, like
every so often. Sure.
Right. Of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could we speed this lesson up?
Is this part of Fast Speak? Because I'd love to go play in
the pond OK with some of the fish Pokémon.
Well, Corbin, you know you only get to go play in the pond once
you've finished all of your chores.
Have you finished your chores right?
Yes. Miss occurs.
We'll check that. OK, so that does it for the
Johto region Poke next entries. Let's move on to the Hoenn
region. Regions seem so silly, right
guys? No, we have our own region here
now. This is all this is.
This is the region right here. This is one love y'all piece.
It's not. Amazing that we that we have
these invisible borders. It's just the region and it's
right here. And it's right here.
We're in it and nobody. Else and it is Professor Jacob
Land. I know we haven't decided the
name on the village yet it. Feels like it.
See again, it's that the cult, the cult mentality there a
dictatorship. It's I'm starting not to like
that again. You know, the Corb Cubs are not
are not feeling that. I've consulted with the team,
we're not feeling that. Yeah, and who else is on your
team there? What's the next entry?
Wait, hold on, what about what about Donnie Jeja?
Oh Donnie Jeja, I like that so. We can so we can, you know,
remember Corbin's dad, who at this point, I'm sure has long
passed. Yes.
Like how long we've been out here?
Yeah, he probably is dead. Now that I think about it.
It's been at least like four and a half, five years now.
Yeah. Yeah.
What about? What about Perryland?
I'd love the name of Perryland. Remind me who Perry is again.
Perry is he's. Well, do you wait?
Do you not remember? It's it's a name I know, but a
face I've forgotten. Wow.
It's a the forest changes us, the forest changes.
Us. Wow.
Oh. My God, it was very.
All I know is that it's an important name.
I can't remember who it is. Is it my brother?
Did I have a brother? Oh my.
God. OK, All right, well, calm down,
Corbin. We we still need to focus.
This is an imminent threat. We need to have all the
information we can. So I'm going to read this hoe in
entry that says Jump Lough rides warm southern winds to cross the
sea and fly to foreign lands. This Pokémon descends to the
ground when it encounters cold air while it is floating.
This is important. This is important information,
all right? If we can somehow make the air
cold, we can confine it to a ground battle.
And then club it. And then?
Club the Jump Loughs? Yes.
Yep, Club the Puffs. Puff clubbing as I like to.
Call it Puff. Oh yeah?
Please, Professor, take me Puff Clubbing.
Anything to add, Mr. Curtis? You sound like you maybe wanted
to say something. No, no, that's OK.
I'm ready. Excellent.
All right, that is the only entry in the Hohenn region.
Appears to be a very mysterious Pokémon.
There's not a lot of entries here, so I will move on to the
Cine region. It's very similar, it says.
Blown by seasonal winds, it circles the globe, scattering
cotton spores as it goes. Cotton spores.
Gosh. Spreading itself like a cancer.
I know, truly. Truly, cancer is a disease that
should be destroyed, and we'll do it.
We'll do it. We'll do it too.
We'll. We'll get him, wrap him up.
I'll. Go pluff clubbing, I don't care.
OK, so there are no entries from the, you know, version.
I mean there are no new entries from the UNOVA region.
Come on guys. And there's no new entries from
the Kalos region. Unfortunately, Lola decided to
not even include this in their Pokedex.
Which, I mean, I get. Listen, Lola, you can't hide
away from the threat, all right? You have to.
That kind of surprises me because the Lola's usually the
one that's like, oh our jump fluffs jump higher and they're
even fluffier than normal. Maybe it killed them all off.
Maybe they didn't want to say anything unique about it.
They were too scared to. Smart, smart.
Maybe they were blackmailed by the jump fluff.
You say anything new about us that could compromise us?
We're going to kill all of you all.
Right. There's nothing new from the
Gala region, all right, But we do have new stuff here from the
Paldea region. I'm glad that we were able to
incorporate them into the National Pokedex before, before
we, before our exodus, as we've been calling it from.
From that's so many years ago when we left and we formed our
new society here in Donnie Jaland.
No, no it's not. Donnie.
Jalandia. Name is undecided.
All right, everyone, chill out. OK, so the first entry from
Paldea says Jump Bluff travels on seasonal winds once it's
caught. This is extremely important.
So Corbin, Corbin, pay attention, please.
Locked in. Jump left travels on seasonal
winds. Once it's cotton spores run out,
its journey ends, as does its life.
So we have to bleed it dry from from the cotton spores.
Oh yes. OK.
Yes, all right. So cold wind is good, but just a
lot of wind to really just blow off all of the spores.
Just get it out of here. Yep, just put it in a vac.
We need to put it in some sort of vacuum or place that can't be
trapped and then take a blow dryer, a bunch of hair dryers
and just blow the crap out of it.
Corin and get all the spores off.
Corin did you bring 1A vacuum or you say a hair dryer?
Yeah. A big fan.
Wait, you did? Yeah, hair dryer or blow dryer?
Yeah. You, you've had this that this
whole time. No, no, no, I'm saying we could
use one. No, I don't have one.
No, I'm saying we know we could build one.
I mean, how long does it take to make that?
A couple weeks, right? I mean, we could easily make,
well, look what we've look what we've look around you look what
we've managed to build a small village in a matter of five and
a half to six years. I mean, it's, it's, it's crazy
what we can do and put our minds to it.
I have no doubt we can build a vacuum.
We even made a small power grid by using a a windmill and a
water wheel set up. Yeah, yeah, you know what?
Whatever works. It doesn't.
It doesn't work, but we made it. Yeah, but whatever hopefully
works. One day, one day, we'll get some
actual wires to connect connect it.
Visitors is still tinkering on it.
I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out.
OK, so that actually does it for
all of the regional Pokedex entries.
There's nothing new from the lentil region either.
So when do I get my gun? What's next?
OK, well, but we do have unique entries to read, so there's a
couple more. OK.
So there's more. OK.
This is where so it starts to get a little confusing, at least
in the next one it says so the first one comes to us from Ash's
Pokedex. It says Jump Love, the cotton
weed Pokémon. Jump Love catches seasonal winds
to spread its cotton like spores and make offspring.
Oh, offspring you say? That must be it must be small
little hop hop hips, right? Like hop hip babies?
Got to be hop hip babies or really really really really tiny
jump love. Well, yeah.
Or just tiny jump love? Well, Serena's Pokedex, which is
the next one, says Jump Loft, the cotton weed Pokémon.
Jump Loft drifts around the world with seasonal wins.
With the seasonal wins, it releases cottony spores as it
travels. Terrible.
OK. Toxic.
So Cottony is a Pokémon. Oh wait, what?
Although, wait, hold on, I think I'm reading it now.
I think it is just this. It's describing the spores as
cottony, and they're not. Pores of Cottony the Pokémon.
Yeah, sorry, I must have read that incorrectly.
I was, I was in. I was in a daze.
I was so angry and mad about these these these stores that I
found. OK, yeah, no, I guess we don't
have a lot of information on the obvious, honestly, but I prefer
that to it being like, oh, the spores it releases form a
different Pokémon entirely because that would have so much
confusing implications. That would be terrifying.
But I would not put it past the pokedex OK.
Well, what I I just, I just professor.
What I don't understand is why it like it's actively dispersing
its own life force as it goes around long right?
Like once it runs out of spores, it's dunzo, it's gone, can't
help itself, it's no. Market of life.
Wouldn't you want to keep it? We give it's, I think it's a
beautiful metaphor, honestly. Right.
It wants to die. We.
Well, wait, not that I we it's saying like, you know, the life
of of the jump left is to give your entire being to give your
life for the generation that comes up behind you.
And I think, I think that's something that we can really all
learn from. Right, exactly.
I hope to leave something behind that future generations can look
back fondly. So when people.
See, I mean, you have Corbin. Look at this beautiful new
nation we've created. Exactly.
And when people see what the CORB Cubs are about, they'll be
they'll be. Look at my shelter over there.
That's. That's not going anywhere.
Have you always had that that statue of yourself outside your
door? When did that get?
When did that get there? Oh, I got myself and I made it
for me, actually. Wow, that's not confusing at
all. That's nothing, you should see
the statue he has of you in his room.
That's true. Wait, he has a what?
Nothing. What was the next lesson?
Corbin, you're not supposed to go in there.
Sorry, I mean I just, I walked by the other night.
Very dangerous and Corbin and Mr. Curtis's shelter.
I walked. I wouldn't go inside.
I was outside and I walked past the window.
It was still, it's still a work in progress, professor.
You don't don't, don't look at it yet.
I will never look at it. I do not want to see that.
Oh well, I mean, once it's done right, you'll you'll like it
there. Nobody wants to see it.
No, no, we'll light it on fire and dance around it.
That's what we'll do. Sure, I guess you know, to
Revere your your your village mare.
I think we talked about. New holiday We can make it a new
holiday called Statue Day. Oh, yes.
Or we could. Oh, what about it's, it's like a
burning statue. We could call it like burning
statue, or because it's the statue of a man, maybe we could
call it like Burning Man. Burning Man and all right?
That's Burning Man. That's like quick and easy,
right? Burning Man, that's.
Quick and easy. Yeah, that's a great idea.
No burning Burning Man, Mr. Curtis.
Oh, OK, I thought it was. That's fine.
And then we burned a big statue of you.
I like it. Yeah, well, or of anybody,
honestly. Or of anybody.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, so I just want to remind
everybody this is not a lesson. This is an informational
briefing in the form of a village meeting.
Now, I can't just trust that you've listened and learned all
of this information that I've given you, so I would.
Then we go to war. So I would like to test you.
That's a That's understandable, Professor.
I'm ready. I'm ready for you.
To test my grade. I'll put away my scratching bark
and I'll pull out my other blank scratching bark to write into.
That's good, because I. Have been working on this bow
and arrow, so if you want if you want to test, I'll give you a
test. Wait, what?
Corbin. You said you want to test me.
I got a bow and arrow that I've been working.
On so that's Rock'n'roll. This is going to be more more of
a more of an intellectual test. I want you, I want you to
describe your very best on how to how we can defeat this jump
love. These jump loves in the form of
a poem would be great. Oh I did used to love those back
in the day. I remember.
Oh my. Wait, yes.
Oh, I'm starting to remember the before times.
Yes, you liked poems and you and you, you rapped a lot.
But for some wait, I did. You couldn't rap anymore.
For something. Yeah.
You got? Yeah.
It's just like a tradition.
You guys don't even know why you do it.
You locked me up in the twig prison because I rapped.
That's right, it's not allowed. I don't.
Know why you did it. You just know that you had.
I did also think that you liked the twig prison.
I guess I was wrong about. That I did not like it.
No, I did not like it. I did not enjoy it.
Well, you kept telling me when you put me in it, you liked this
and I said I don't, but no, I never.
Thought what I was saying. I thought what I was saying was
bad and naughty Corbin's get the twig prison.
But. Yeah, and I OK.
Yeah, well, I don't know what you heard, but I did.
Not. And I said, put me in there too,
Professor, I want to be in your twig prison.
And I said no, Corbin has to learn by himself about his time
in the Twig prison and. Then I said, why are you guys
talking to each other? Can you please let me out?
And then I said, can we do this poem, please?
Can we write this poem? You didn't say that.
No, but I'm saying that poem so. OK, OK.
Then I said what poem? When were you talking about,
Professor? I'd love to do the poem.
Take some time, write a poem and if you, if you could make it
about how we can defeat this horrible menace, that that would
be great. Although I guess no, no, no
pressure. OK, I got this.
I can do it. I can do it.
All right, all right, Bill.
OK. My, my, my minions.
I mean, my, the population of my beautiful village.
I'm. Ready.
I'm ready, Master. OK, I'm not master mayor.
I'm mayor. What?
The mayor? No, I'm not calling you that.
What all? Right.
I am the mayor. You don't have to call me.
You only have to call me. You.
I didn't elect. You.
I voted. I voted.
Yeah, well, I didn't. I won the majority vote so.
No, I don't. OK, whatever.
You don't. Have to call me mayor.
It's just that I'm not a master. I'm a mayor.
If you're going to call me, I'm. Not going to call you any of
that. Can I read my work right now?
Yeah, I mean, I was calling it a poem, but I guess you could.
I guess it is kind of like a war cry.
Go on, go on, Corbin. It's.
It's a poem. War cry.
OK, so this one is for the jump Bluffs.
You hope you all hear me. All right, here we go.
Can you feel the wind? And now it begins.
The coming breeze of war. Falling spores of cotton from a
body so rotten Death knocks at our door.
Where jump bluff flies. Thousands shall die.
Spore covered lifeless shells I long to fight, but I have lost
the might to escape this cotton hell.
So as I cough I wage war aloft to slay demons in the sky.
I draw my sword and fight the horde until the light leaves my
eyes. Wow, I am I am ready to go
Corbin. I am I am so go.
I'm so pumped up for this fight. I'm ready to give you this.
But unfortunately, unfortunately, we do have to
also listen to Mr. Curtis's. So let's, let's hear, let's hear
what Mr. Curtis has, alright? Fine, fine.
Are you ready to? Are you ready for my battle cry?
Let's hear it. Yes, Yes, it's a war crime.
Yes, enthusiasm. Here we go.
OK, here we go. Here we go.
Jump, Pluff, pluff, jump. It's blown by the seasonal
winds. Umpfagel love to movies where
you want as spreading your offspring through spores.
Jump jump jump jump. Your weakness has been revealed.
Pluff pluff pluff. First I cool the air so you
fall, lum lum jump jump. Then I blow off your spore so
you are no more. Jump bluff pluff jump.
But I won't fall for your trick and breathe in your cough
inducing spores. Wow, very good.
Hey professor, can I ask you a quick question?
Little sidebar here, Do you know why he had six to seven strokes
in the middle of his poem reading?
I don't. I kind of.
I just want to go to sleep now. I don't.
I don't want to go to war anymore.
But see, it was so good. Now it feels like I had an A
brain aneurysm. Yeah, well, can you read the
first couple lines again? Mr. So at first, so my poem made
you want to go fight in a war. Now your poem makes me feel like
I've been lobotomized. Of course I can go through it.
I can go through it again. I feel like you tripped over for
a couple of the words there. I'd like to hear that the first
couple of lines again. OK, jump pluff plum.
Oh, sorry. Hold on.
Jump pluff, pluff. Jump.
Blown by the seasonal winds. UMP UMP Jewel.
Full slump. Moving where you want, spreading
your offspring through spores. OK, that's enough.
That's all I can't take any more.
I think my brain would actually. Melt.
Maybe we were in the wrong. Maybe, maybe, maybe we shouldn't
go fight jumble UPS. Maybe I should leave the
Vanguard? How does that?
Sound, you know, I mean, just because their spores are here
doesn't mean that they would come and attack us, right?
Maybe the the spores just kind of flew in from, you know this
just from when they were passing on the seasonal wins, right?
Maybe, maybe. But we got to be ready if, if
the time ever comes, You just read the poem that I wrote.
Hopefully you all wrote it down. Wait, what?
What's that behind you? Mr. Curtis.
It's here. No, Corbin, Everybody, everybody
practice just like. The faction battle don't scare.
First thing I need is I need go go.
No, wait wait, you need a. Spear.
A spear. Oh, spear.
No walls. We got them.
We got it. Guys, guys, everyone, hold on.
We got it. We got it.
We got it wrapped up. They're wrapped up.
Yes. This is what I got.
No, no, no. You know, you can put the spear
down. Look, we've got them wrapped up
that myself and I, they've been up in the trees laying webbing
traps this entire time. We got one.
We've. Caught him, Mr. Curtis.
God, they're in my eyes. Yeah, we got one.
All right. We can now.
We can interrogate it. All right, don't.
Yeah, don't breathe it in though, Professor, please.
It's not going to matter. We're going to be dead anyway.
This. Part of your mouth, the.
Ground's wait, there's little hobbies pulling out of the
ground. Oh, God, that's OK.
They're just bloating away. They're not doing anything.
All right, all right, quickly it.
Happens that fast. Maybe, I don't know, Corbin or
Mr. Curtis. All right, I need you to.
I need you to interrogate. It's it's it's on its last
couple scores. I think it's dying.
It's. Dying.
You jump off, you're blue. I mean, you've got white.
Sports. I like that that's.
Very interrogating. What are you doing?
Where are you? Where are you from?
Where's your leader? There we go.
There you go. Yeah.
Who's your daddy? There you go.
Wait. I can see.
Wait. The light's fading.
It's fading from its eyes. No get back.
I don't think this shaking is not going to help Mr. Curse.
That only makes it worse. I don't got time for you.
Wait, wait a second. Wait.
Is that Rosalind? What don't you?
What? What?
Wait. How's.
Roslyn. Wait, Roslyn.
Oh, excuse me, Roslyn, what are you doing here?
How did? How did you like deep?
Into the forest. Yeah, Roslyn is the Rosalia that
is the the nurse from the. It's like a.
It's like a memory that I'm pulling back from so far the.
School nurse, Yeah, from the. GCLCBOTSCLC is that right
something. Like that, it's just a lot of
letters. Yeah, right.
It sounds familiar. How did you find us all the way
in here? It's been years.
It's been like seven years. They just.
Oh, OK. Yeah.
No, hold on, Professor. Yeah, they're asking me to help
him take him back to the nurse's office.
Yeah, yeah, hold on. I'll be back in just a.
Minute. Wait, what do you mean just a
minute? What do you mean just been?
Lost for years. It's been like eight years.
And I mean, yeah, but the nurse's office, the door to the
nurse's office is right over here, right on the other side of
this place. What?
No, Are you, you're. Kidding me over?
Here and. You're kidding me this entire
time. Get the.
Door this whole time. Oh my God, I'm done, caught it,
I'm done, I'm done. I'm going home.
This is stupid. I'll be back in.
A second professor. I started my own faction for
this. We've been 10 feet away from the
school this entire Cormac. How did you not look across
through these bushes? I because I never looked through
a Bush. I don't know.
I, I, I will say, I will say we did give the looking through
Bush's job to Mr. Curtis. That, yeah, that was him #1 and
#2 that Bush was not on my, my Cubchu scout guide, and I didn't
recognize it. So I don't touch a Bush that I
don't know. Well, well, I guess.
I guess class is back in session for next week.
And you know what? This Now that I think about it,
this wasn't too far off from a regular lesson, so we'll count
this as the jump. Love, I told you.
I told you. Guess.
Hey Corbin, you want to take a quick guess as to who we're
learning about next? Week.
I don't know. I don't care.
I'm done. I'm tapped.
Out. I'm going home.
I'm going to go. Shower.
Yeah. I'm kind of happy that we're
we're back. Honestly, I hate it.
I hated being the mayor of a of a village.
It was awful. They never listened to me.
Corbin, you weren't the mayor. Was the mayor OK That Corbin's,
Corbin and Mr. Curtis have made their way back into the DCLCDOT?
You got to take your shoes off before you come back into the
building. For us, see, I'll see.
Well, I have you guys here with the recording device.
I will just say we are learning about a Palm next week.
So yeah, look, look forward to that.
If you have any questions for me, the professor or mayor, I
guess if you want to call me the mayor.
You want me to bring you anything for the classroom?
What you want me to bring? You anything with?
The no, I'll be in there. I'll be there in a little bit.
I just got. I'm just wrapping things up.
OK. OK, There was like, Oh yes, if
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Oh, jeez, OK, looks like Mr. Curtis is starting to to mess up
the classroom again. Dang it.
I think he does that. OK, OK, until next time.
Class is dismissed.