1 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:09,680 Yes, yes. Everybody come in. 2 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,800 Yes, gather round, gather round. Yes, is. 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,280 This where I'm supposed to set? Why is there so many empty 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,560 chairs? Yes, just choose, choose. 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,400 Just need to sit down. Welcome. 6 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,800 I mean, there's only, it's just the, it's just the three of us. 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,720 Why do Why do you have like 20 empty chairs? 8 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:27,160 There could be more. There could be more coming, just 9 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,520 don't doubt. Yes. 10 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:29,520 Hello. Hello. 11 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:33,680 Welcome, everybody. Welcome to a village meeting. 12 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:38,160 It's a very, very important meeting here today. 13 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:43,880 In fact, it's so important I decided to ask our our our 14 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:47,400 records keeper Mr. Curtis. Yes, yes, I'm here to you got 15 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:50,560 the bark. I've got the bark ready in my in 16 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,600 my little my little scratch and stick. 17 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:56,520 I But yes, I did also ask you to record it with the with the 18 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,280 wondrous recording device that we have. 19 00:00:58,520 --> 00:00:59,840 Oh, that. Oh, OK. 20 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:02,240 Yeah, no, I, I, I did start that too. 21 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:05,319 But I mean, but I mean my, my scratch and stick and bark, that 22 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:08,000 that's the way of the land now, professor. 23 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,480 Yes, but this, this still has to go out to the virtual students. 24 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,320 They need to know as well. All right. 25 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:17,400 So thank you everybody for joining this this village 26 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,600 meeting on. Well, we'll get we'll get to 27 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,040 that in a second. As I've already introduced our 28 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:27,240 our village, our village records keeper, Mr. Curtis. 29 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:28,720 Yes, thank you. Here present. 30 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,840 Also present is the town fool. Corbin, say hello. 31 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,400 Corbin, Hey, hey, hey. Who are you? 32 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,640 Sorry. Well, who are you talking to? 33 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,160 Sounds like you're talking to somebody that's not here. 34 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,720 Well, Oh well, you see, this is no, I'm talking to you, Corbin. 35 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,560 You are the town fool. You're the right, but I know 36 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,480 you're addressing it like this is in effect. 37 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,480 Why are you out of uniform? That's not your. 38 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,720 That's not the outfit you're supposed to. 39 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:52,080 Wear yes Corbin, you are missing your your leaf jacket that we've 40 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,120 we've crafted for you do. I have to wear I it kind of 41 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,640 itches. Do I have to put it on? 42 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:00,040 That's the price of that's the price of living the lavish life 43 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,160 of the town fool. You're right, you're fine. 44 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,520 I mean, we have to work on creating another one, but no, I 45 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,160 I completely forgot about the recording device. 46 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:09,600 I'll be honest, I, I, I, I don't I've lost track of time entirely 47 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,760 being in this woods. If it feels if you've been here 48 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:16,840 for three years now, I don't know. 49 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,680 We've been here a while and I've lost track of time. 50 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,680 I I completely forgot about the class, didn't even know what day 51 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,280 was I assume. Well, yes, good, forget about 52 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,280 the class. Is it a Wednesday? 53 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,400 I I didn't check the the carvings inside of my house. 54 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,320 Corving time isn't important. We've we've left society, 55 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,920 society, they, they never came for us. 56 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,720 So we're we're trapped. Abandoned us. 57 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,520 We we've created our own society. 58 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,360 We have our own village here deep in the woods. 59 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,240 And and so you know what, we're we're fine. 60 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,640 Forget. Forget the classroom. 61 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,800 Forget the. Class That's right. 62 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,920 We've done a we've done a lot over the last three years. 63 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:48,560 Look, we have a town square here. 64 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,920 Mr. Curtis's small little cottage is right there. 65 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,160 That's right. Is in the back. 66 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,120 It's mostly made out of a few broken sticks. 67 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,800 And then professors is he's got the nice one. 68 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,560 Spent the most time on that one. Yeah, it's actually, it's high 69 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,720 in the trees. I don't know why you decided to 70 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:06,000 put it myself. Well, you know that myself and 71 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,520 I, we, we use the that that's how they normally string stuff 72 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:14,400 up is in the trees, you know, using webbing and and. 73 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,960 Keeps you safe off the ground for predators. 74 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,960 That's right. Believe me, there are predators 75 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,120 in these woods. I see them all the time at 76 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,120 night. We have the web, the web ways 77 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,200 set up that connects between the different trees. 78 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,560 And there's a lot of, there's a lot of earth syringe around 79 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,840 here. There's a lot of earth syringe. 80 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,960 I did see a hound doom the other night and I don't know, I've 81 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,080 seen pictures of what hound doom looks like and this one looked 82 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,320 way scarier in person. I think it may have been feral. 83 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,120 I think it was. It was very scary. 84 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,120 It was a very scary night. I didn't sleep that night at 85 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,680 all. Actually I have not slept since 86 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,120 it. Well, listen, don't worry, 87 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,560 Corbin. We fought off the Caterpie 88 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,120 faction all right. That's right. 89 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:53,040 Oh God. The horrible wars we fought off 90 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:58,120 the the centre faction as well that so we're, you know, we we 91 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,200 can't, we can't, but we can't let our guard down. 92 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,080 All right. And I just want to remind 93 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:07,320 everybody that the less the the class is dead to us, the 94 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:10,400 GCLCBOTSCLC, it doesn't matter anymore. 95 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,000 None of that matters. All right, it's done. 96 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,480 So forget all of that. Don't even don't even think 97 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:19,160 about that. Instead, today we're going to 98 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,680 talk about something very important. 99 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,200 Today we're going to talk about a Pokémon. 100 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,480 Does anybody know what Pokémon we're going to be talking about 101 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:24,880 today? Why are? 102 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:30,960 You, professor, is it Decidui? It could be decidui, but weirdly 103 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,080 enough it's not. It's not decidui. 104 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,640 Corbin, do you have a? You have a guess. 105 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:36,320 I don't know. It is. 106 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,200 Now listen, listen. This is a very important 107 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,840 Pokémon. This is, this is, this is a 108 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:45,080 threat to our village. Wait, I may have seen this then 109 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,560 if it's oh or have. We seen it not. 110 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,880 Yet it's not time for that. No, it's a curse. 111 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,680 There's not. There's not a threat right now, 112 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,520 but it will come before, no? It will we have point. 113 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,240 Is this a regular? Is this a biology class like 114 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,360 we're? Used to no no the class Corbin. 115 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,040 What did I say? The class is you said. 116 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,760 The class The class is gone. This is right. 117 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,000 This is nothing like the class Nothing. 118 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,440 Students at home, you're dead to us. 119 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:10,760 There's nothing. Help us. 120 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,080 And now the forest has taken us and made it, made it our own. 121 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,120 Yes. No, we've made the Corbin. 122 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,760 We made the forest our own. Oh no, we've made it our own. 123 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,360 That's right. We've crafted this out of 124 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,680 nothing. We've become one with the 125 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,040 forest. You guys didn't save us. 126 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,960 We crafted our whole lives and livelihood and honestly, it's 127 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,280 been freeing. I do miss Gordon a little bit, 128 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,840 but I'm having trouble remembering his face. 129 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:33,560 But it's OK because we have new friends in the woods. 130 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,840 I'll tell you this, I've lost all track of time since since 131 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:40,120 Lex hasn't been around. I I don't know what time it is 132 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,080 and like sometimes it's like all of a sudden it's dark and it's 133 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,320 night time and I'm like, I guess I should go to bed. 134 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:48,400 And then I try to climb up the rope ladder. 135 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,880 Ferrell Houndoom walks by your house like mine. 136 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:51,880 And then you can't. Sleep. 137 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,880 I try to climb up that the ladder, the rope ladder, that 138 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:59,160 that Mister Curtis's spinner axe me and I'm half asleep and I'm 139 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,360 falling down. It's honestly, it sucks. 140 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,800 It it's it's rough getting up there at night. 141 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,080 Yeah, but no, this is nothing. This is nothing like the class 142 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,360 we're not doing. Don't even, like, try to compare 143 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:10,720 it. However, Corbin, would you like 144 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,600 to guess what Pokémon we're learning about this week? 145 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,080 OK, so it's a threat in the woods. 146 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,000 Have we seen this before? Because I've they. 147 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,080 Have they have left threatening messages for us? 148 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,000 Yes, the the writing is on the proverbial wall, but there are 149 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,000 no walls here. It's and trees and the bark over 150 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,440 there. Oh my gosh, are you serious? 151 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,360 We're being threatened by this Pokémon already. 152 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,960 Yes, well, just like we were threatened by the Caterpie. 153 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:37,040 Caterpie, Caterpie. And this is this is my. 154 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,520 Same we had. We had to be prepared. 155 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:39,840 I thought we ran the last of them off. 156 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,480 Sorry, I'm getting sidetracked. So it's and this is weird. 157 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,080 This is weird. Now, I don't know if you 158 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,560 remember this because it was it was maybe years ago. 159 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,480 We don't know. We don't know at least. 160 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,840 But it was actually the last Pokémon that we learned about in 161 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,880 the lesson series. Weirdly, it's it's it's the 162 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,400 evolved, sorry, it's the evolved form of the last Pokémon we 163 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,800 learned about in our lesson series. 164 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,440 That's dead. That's gone. 165 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,160 That doesn't help. You said it left a sign. 166 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:12,040 I did smell Dawn Fan pee earlier this morning, so I'm going to 167 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,840 say it was Dawn Fan now. Corbin. 168 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,480 You know as well as Mr. Curtis knows that we've been using the 169 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:22,560 Dawn fan pee to sanitize our our clothes every every week. 170 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,560 I didn't agree to that. That's what I've been. 171 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,280 Very sanitary. It's very. 172 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,320 That's what I've been using to clean your your jacket every 173 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,520 night. Corbin, your leaf, your full 174 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,320 leaf. Jacket. 175 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:35,320 Dry B. Sometimes it's not even DRY. 176 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:41,360 Oh, we were learning about it's a, it's not a hound door, is it? 177 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,360 Hound Doom. No, no, it's much more 178 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,880 dangerous. I'll just tell you today we are 179 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:49,840 learning about Jumpla. That's right, Jump Love has 180 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,000 declared war on us. What? 181 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,040 That's the latest faction we got to fight against. 182 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,400 Where are those disgust? What sides they leave, huh? 183 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,560 Is it blood? It's it's worse than that. 184 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:05,160 Oh my gosh, it's poop. It's it's an invading force. 185 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:08,200 Oh my goodness. Otherwise known as spores. 186 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:11,040 They love their spores. Oh, I don't worry. 187 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,880 I like, I like, you know, burned them. 188 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,680 So they're not going to, they're not going to grow, but and we 189 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,640 got to watch out. That could be anywhere now. 190 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:21,600 I'm guessing nobody has. I mean, has anybody seen a jump 191 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,960 left, Mr. Curtis? I know you have. 192 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:26,320 I don't think I have, no, not not since we've been trapped in 193 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,280 these woods for about, you know, 3 1/2 years. 194 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:33,440 OK, well, I made a photo realistic sketch so we know what 195 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,760 we're dealing with and it's right here. 196 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:38,240 Corbin, look, look at where I'm hitting with my with my stick, 197 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,679 my pointing stick. See that? 198 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:43,400 Beautiful. Yeah, I I do see that. 199 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,360 I'd like to see what Mr. Curtis can draw. 200 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,680 I think his drawing might even be better. 201 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,240 Well. I mean, yeah. 202 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,600 Well, let's save that for the end of lesson. 203 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,920 Mr. Curtis. I guess you could, you know, 204 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,000 draw. Sorry, not lesson. 205 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,040 Town meeting. At the end of the town meeting, 206 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,080 the class is different. They're a little, you're a 207 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,800 little frazzled, Professor. I don't know. 208 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,480 It sounds like you want this. To be He's never. 209 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,800 He's never been clearer. He's never been clearer. 210 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,640 Never been clearer. Never been more clearer in his 211 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,960 life. My eyes are wide open now, 212 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,320 Professor. Yes, yes, thank you, thank you 213 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,280 for for paying attention because this is this is important. 214 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:17,040 This is a threat to our way of life, our new way of life, our 215 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:20,080 very influence, new way of life, and we need to protect against 216 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,640 against it. So Corbin, if you could please 217 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:27,040 describe the the jump love. This heinous looking creature. 218 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,720 Creature. You bet. 219 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,960 Yeah. So first of all, it's browned 220 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:38,400 and it's all puffy and it's blue and it's got this smiling face 221 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:42,040 on it and it's got these little baby nubbing feet. 222 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,120 These little baby nubs. They look like little, I don't 223 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,600 know. They look like little baby blue 224 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,440 balls. They're the most adorable. 225 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,480 I mean, the heinous thing you've ever seen in your life. 226 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,040 And then instead of hands, it doesn't even have hands anymore. 227 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,040 What? Use our hands. 228 00:09:55,040 --> 00:10:00,720 It's got these stupid cute fluffy pink cream colored spore 229 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,240 like balls coming out of word normally. 230 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,760 It's not pink. I said cream. 231 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,480 They're cream. He said pizza. 232 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,040 Cream at some point for sure though, no? 233 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:12,960 No, no, no, no, no, no. We may need to. 234 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,840 We may no. No, we don't need it. 235 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:17,840 Yeah, we don't do any. So we had these puff balls on 236 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:21,320 either side that are cream colored, and then there's one up 237 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,040 top as well and he's got these little baby leaves coming out 238 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,160 from underneath it. Accentuate said. 239 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,840 Oh, look at me, jump love. I'm going to kill everybody, but 240 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,520 at least I look cute and harmless. 241 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,840 That's basically jumping off a nutshell. 242 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,960 But it also the worst part about this thing in this picture. 243 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:44,040 It's got these deep, soulless, lifeless, jaw-dropping red eyes 244 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:47,000 that just take the soul right out of you when you look at. 245 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,560 Them I don't know where he's getting these colors from. 246 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,360 I mean, he's he's right and that jump left eyes are red. 247 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:55,080 But I I just use like a like a like a like a charcoal outline. 248 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,360 I didn't. I didn't add any color to this 249 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,680 drawing. Oh, sorry. 250 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,080 Well anyways, but I could just imagine it. 251 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:04,520 I just how I see it in my head is just these red piercing eyes 252 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,800 Yeah, and the. The blue the blue body is 253 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,920 correct. You were wrong on the pink 254 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:15,240 cotton spore things. I said cream, but man, you know 255 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,360 what? Maybe I have seen one of these. 256 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,560 Maybe. My gosh. 257 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,280 Maybe. Yeah. 258 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,920 Maybe you've seen it. Maybe you've seen it creeping 259 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,560 around our our our village. Have you? 260 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:26,000 I know, Corbin. Sometimes you patrol the walls. 261 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,840 Maybe you saw in one of your patrols? 262 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,240 You know, now that I'm thinking about it, the cloud that I saw a 263 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:36,920 few nights ago was really low. Maybe that was the source of the 264 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:40,040 spores and the spores, the sports are very dangerous and 265 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,160 that's why we. Oh really? 266 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,600 Yes. And I, I'm sure you don't know 267 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,800 anything about them, which is why we're having this 268 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,200 informational. Safety. 269 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,480 Briefing. Informational safety briefing in 270 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:53,640 the form of a village meeting. That's right, not a class now. 271 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,480 Seems a little bit like one, but that's fine. 272 00:11:55,680 --> 00:12:00,320 Now I've decided that the best way for you for us to learn and 273 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:04,960 prepare to defend ourselves against a jump love against the. 274 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,600 Horrible jump. Love to fashion a cannon out of 275 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,520 rocks. No. 276 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,520 Can you wait? Can you do that? 277 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,520 Wait, Cormac? No, you do that. 278 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:17,000 No, you need to be a much higher rank in the Kupchu scouts in 279 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,320 order. To do that, OK. 280 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,560 Oh yeah. Kupchu. 281 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,200 Wait, how's that going? Are you still Kupchu scout? 282 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,840 Honestly, they've abandoned me as well. 283 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,520 None of my fellow Kupchu scouts have come for me, so I have 284 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:31,280 decided to start my own faction. In the woods, it is just me 285 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,640 called the spinner Axe scouts. No, they're not. 286 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,800 You're going to join Spinner Axe Scouts. 287 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,760 It's called the Corbin Club. That's no it's. 288 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,440 Not the first rank, and the first rank of the Corbin clubs 289 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:43,960 are the Corbin Cubs. No, I started the. 290 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,520 Corbin Club I started the Corbin Club a. 291 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:48,520 Year ago it did not work out. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Corbin. 292 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,960 I I'd I'd love to be a Corbin Cub but I am already dedicated 293 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,560 to the spinner axe scouts so. Well, that's on you. 294 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,200 That's on. You. 295 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,320 It's a shame, man. That's so. 296 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,400 Embarrassing. I'm already a third level shiny 297 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,240 Ariados. Well, I have left the Cub Two 298 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,480 scouts behind. I have my own thing now. 299 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:06,800 And yeah. You can't not tell us what it 300 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,760 is, Corbin. You can't not tell us what it's 301 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:12,760 called. If I tell you the name, do you 302 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,440 promise not to make fun of it? I'd make no such promise. 303 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,720 OK. OK. 304 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,680 It is the Corp Cubs. I knew it I. 305 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,320 But I didn't want to say it, he knew it, and I wanted to be the 306 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,600 one to say the name. The professor knew it. 307 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,720 Yeah, the Corp Cubs stand true and strong. 308 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,960 You see my new flag that I've made for the Corp Cubs waving 309 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,760 over there? Wow, I love the colors. 310 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,040 It's, I think it's, is that classic red and then a slightly 311 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,240 darker red. Yeah, slightly dark that. 312 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,640 Reminds me of something, I can't remember what. 313 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,520 You're right, You're right. You figured it out. 314 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,000 It's actually a painting of a hot dog. 315 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,160 But that's what we are here. Corbin Cubs. 316 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,880 We're our own faction and we don't take orders from the Cub 317 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,320 Chew scouts. They're our enemies. 318 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,120 So. So is the Teddy Ursa team. 319 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,160 They're our enemies. And every other faction in 320 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,800 between. We're our own faction. 321 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,040 Get him out. One person. 322 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,480 Just me. A lot of factions. 323 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,000 We do have you do have an alliance with the Spinner ex 324 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,520 scouts right? I don't and I don't want one. 325 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:11,560 I don't want an alliance. But. 326 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,040 He's not. He's not in direct confrontation 327 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:14,800 though with the spinner. Act. 328 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,560 I'm not. You know, we're acquaintances, 329 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:20,080 but we're not friends. OK, So I'm over here up in my 330 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:24,800 crib with the fellow, you know, Corbin Cubs, AKA me, and I'm 331 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:28,120 going to mind my own business. Cub Chew scouts are dead to me. 332 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,160 You guys didn't come looking for me. 333 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,080 He's going to. Wait, do you say he's going to 334 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,280 mime his own business? No, no, no, I said. 335 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,680 Mind no. Like he's a mime. 336 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,440 No, no. All right. 337 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,760 Well, Corbin, that's either great or bad. 338 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,680 I'm really not sure where I land on that. 339 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,080 It is kind of sad how you abandoned the the the Cub Chew 340 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,600 scouts, but. They left me. 341 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,320 Just like everybody left us. But OK, back to what I was 342 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:59,040 saying, I think the best way for us to prepare for the onslaught 343 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:04,160 of jump love that are surely coming to get us is to read the 344 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,000 Pokedex entries. So. 345 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,840 Sounds like a lesson man. It's feels so it's nothing. 346 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,840 It's nothing like a lesson, Corbin all. 347 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,800 Right, I already say so. How dare you? 348 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,120 It's not a lesson. It is an informational 349 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:18,280 gathering. It's an informational briefing. 350 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,920 Yes, thank you. Thank you, Record Keeper. 351 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:24,840 An informational briefing in the form of a village meeting. 352 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,960 So now make sure, make sure you're paying attention. 353 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,640 Corbin. Mr. Curtis, I know you're paying 354 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,520 attention. You are. 355 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:34,760 I'm dialed in and you can you can see how how strongly I 356 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,160 scratching these boards here to make sure I'm getting all the 357 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,240 notes. Yeah, I can see it. 358 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,680 It's weird that I can't hear it though. 359 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,920 No, no, it's so intense. It's very quiet wood. 360 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:43,720 That's my favorite. One, yeah. 361 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:48,400 OK, so let's start off with reading the JOTO entries, if 362 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,680 that's OK. That's fine with me. 363 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:55,480 So the first entry for this horrible menace says once it 364 00:15:55,480 --> 00:16:00,160 catches the wind, it definitely controls its cotton puff spores 365 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,400 to float even around the world. That's right. 366 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,400 Oh my goodness. International. 367 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,840 Traveler, they can float around the world, yes, that can't be 368 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,760 right. I'm sorry, are you Wow, and now 369 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,720 you're disagreeing with the Pokedex entries? 370 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,160 No, no, of course. Of course not. 371 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,160 Of course not. I apologize. 372 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,400 Sounds like you are. I mean, like I would never. 373 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,520 I don't know if it means that it can like fly around the world in 374 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,280 one go. I don't think it's what it's 375 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:29,080 saying, but it's saying that like there's no there's no place 376 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,880 that a jump love can't reach. Which honestly terrifying. 377 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,720 Terrifying. There's nowhere safe unless 378 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,840 you're on the. Ground, you know, especially 379 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,760 when they're like, you know, throwing threats at you and 380 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:38,840 stuff. It's like, where do we? 381 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,640 Go Where can I hide you, professor? 382 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,960 In a cave or in a well? Yeah, definitely not in the 383 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:44,960 trees. That's kind of like their 384 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,280 natural habitat. Yeah, so now you've you've 385 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,760 screwed him over, Mr. Curtis, because you, you made his house 386 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,240 out of sticks and stones and you put it in the trees and now the 387 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,440 jump bluff are going to come for. 388 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,040 Him, but we're going to. Wish you were dead instead. 389 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,640 We'll have to start making webs in the trees. 390 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,600 No, wait. Oh, yes, OK. 391 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,880 For I see what you're saying. Like a ceiling to a ceiling so 392 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,760 they can't to protect. Yeah, to catch them as they fly 393 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,319 in. Honestly, I like the way you're 394 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,680 thinking. Honestly, that'd be good for the 395 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:14,800 rain too because man, it is a bad day whenever it rains around 396 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,040 here. Oh yeah, it is. 397 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,720 Myself, I go to it. Oh, wow, there they go. 398 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,960 How long do you think that's going to take, Mr. Curtis? 399 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:26,359 Oh, probably at least another hour or so. 400 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,680 OK, we'll check in. We'll check in after this 401 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:33,040 informational briefing in the form of a village meeting. 402 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:38,840 All right, the next entry says drifts on seasonal winds and 403 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:43,600 spreads it's cotton like spores all over the world to make more 404 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,200 offspring. OK, yeah. 405 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,640 Does it? Wait, so do the do the spores 406 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,680 turn into eggs? Then? 407 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:54,600 How does that work, professor? I guess it turns well, OK, we're 408 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,440 going to get more information on this. 409 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:03,240 I hope so. In the later entries however, it 410 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,560 makes it the. The later entries only make it 411 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,920 more confusing. So I I don't know. 412 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,960 So hold on to your questions till we get some more 413 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:11,600 information. But here. 414 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,040 But you see what I'm saying, right? 415 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,080 It's their, regardless of what form it takes, it's their 416 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,360 offspring. And when we see those spores 417 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:22,080 invade our territory, it's, you know, they're basically 418 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,240 declaring war. That's what they are. 419 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,440 That's right. That's right. 420 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,640 You got to get them out of here. When you're professor, when 421 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,080 you're right, you're right. Thank you. 422 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,800 And when you're wrong, you're also wrong. 423 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,800 Nope, you're right. But that never happens. 424 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,760 That never happens. So we can't, we can't, we can't 425 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,760 confirm or deny. All right, listen, we might be 426 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,920 gone back to a few fetal state here, but I am not just. 427 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,120 Gonna willingly follow you a fetal. 428 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,520 State. Futile. 429 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,360 Futile. No. 430 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,840 Fetal was always in last night when I saw the Houndoons. 431 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,800 But what I'm saying is I might be back in a fetal state, but 432 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,920 I'm not gonna listen to you like you're a cult leader like he is. 433 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,120 OK. I'm not listen, I'm not a cult 434 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,440 leader. I'm the I'm the elected mayor of 435 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,560 this village. You voted. 436 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,120 For this Truman. I didn't vote for you, You guys 437 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,160 voted for you. And then obviously two out of 438 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,320 three people, so you win. I mean, that's the majority. 439 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,360 Did you even vote Corbin? I absolutely did vote Corbin. 440 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,960 You can't complain about the outcome of elections if you 441 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,120 voted participate. You voted twice. 442 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,800 I mean, no, no, I said. Voting's nice and I would never 443 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:22,000 commit election fraud. Not me. 444 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,880 Gorman, you might need another. Round I may have to I may have 445 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,520 to retaliate the ballots, professor. 446 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,360 He he might need another round in the twig prison, no? 447 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,920 No, no, no, no. I don't want to go back to the 448 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,000 Twig person please, please. Yeah. 449 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,720 And that for anybody out there. One time. 450 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,560 If this happens to get out to, you know, the, the greater 451 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:43,840 world, I will say this. That should be a T-shirt. 452 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,880 No, please. I don't want to go back to the 453 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,360 twig prison. The twig prison. 454 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,960 Anything but the twig prison. Oh what a great T-shirt ID, I 455 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,960 love it. OK, Thank you. 456 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,680 OK. The next entry from the JoJo 457 00:19:55,680 --> 00:20:00,240 region and the final entry from the JoJo region says even in the 458 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:04,520 fiercest wind, it can control its fluff to make its way to any 459 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:09,080 place in the world it wants it. Really has upgraded from the Hop 460 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,880 Hip days of just floating mindlessly. 461 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,360 Yeah, like just with absolutely no control. 462 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,280 I think, I think jump off had, sorry, not jump off skip Loom 463 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,080 had some control. It's been a while. 464 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,320 It's been years potentially since we talked about jump, 465 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,720 skip, Loom. Been at least four I think. 466 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,840 Yeah, maybe, maybe five. Honestly, has it been five? 467 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,200 Have we been out here for five years? 468 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,320 No. This. 469 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,080 I mean, just judging on the size of our encampment here, I'd say 470 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,280 at least three. Four. 471 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,920 Yeah, it's probably four. I think 4 and. 1/2 I mean, we 472 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,960 like, we've been celebrating annual holidays that we've made. 473 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,720 Right, exactly. Yeah, Mr. Curtis, what's your 474 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,160 favorite of the holidays? That we, we made a lot of them. 475 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,720 So there's a lot to choose. From my favorite's bucket day, 476 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:54,040 Bucket day I. Love Bucket Day. 477 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,760 Oh, that was the day. That's to commemorate the day 478 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,600 that we found that bucket. That's right. 479 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,040 Yeah, right. Exactly. 480 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:04,200 Every every year we go along and we empty empty all the buckets 481 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,760 of all the syrup so I can refill my syrup stores. 482 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,720 Wait, you have multiple buckets? Oh yeah, I mean, I, I, we've 483 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,240 made a couple more since I've been out. 484 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,520 I've at least I've made a couple. 485 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:16,680 More. Oh, OK. 486 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,360 If you have to keep the. You know, I just say one, I'm so 487 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,840 glad you've been able to keep drinking your, your, your syrup 488 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:27,200 or SAP or whatever it is. So, so tasty. 489 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,320 So that's better. Like jerkies, his main fuel 490 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,240 source. That's right. 491 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,920 Honestly, it's all of our main fuel source at this point, 492 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,680 Corbin. I know what I'm so sticky and 493 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:39,520 salty I hate it. Can that also be a T-shirt? 494 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,880 I'm so sticky and salty I hate it. 495 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,040 I love that. Yeah, I don't think, I think out 496 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,960 of context, most people would find that, you know, very 497 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,640 appealing to wear. Why? 498 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,800 The less context the better. I don't really get it. 499 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,160 Corin What's your favorite of the holidays that we've made? 500 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,640 I think my favorite was either square day or talking backwards 501 00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,680 day. I can't decide which. 502 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:03,160 One talking backwards day is so difficult. 503 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,520 It's very challenging. I didn't speak very much that 504 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,280 day. Yeah, it's a great, honestly, it 505 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,960 was a great day. It was a fun time, yeah. 506 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:15,880 Mine is my favorite is fast week and that's the week where we all 507 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,640 go really, really fast. Oh yeah, we did everything twice 508 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,120 as fast. Because you remember when we 509 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,120 were kind of like, what if we just did things faster? 510 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:25,920 Maybe that would help us find find civilization? 511 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,520 It didn't. We could search faster, look 512 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,840 around more faster. And we did all get real, like 513 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,040 really, really tired. But we did kind of decide, you 514 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,600 know, hey, this is fun and we should do this like once, like 515 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,240 every so often. Sure. 516 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,480 Right. Of course. 517 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could we speed this lesson up? 518 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,920 Is this part of Fast Speak? Because I'd love to go play in 519 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,080 the pond OK with some of the fish Pokémon. 520 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,680 Well, Corbin, you know you only get to go play in the pond once 521 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,520 you've finished all of your chores. 522 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,840 Have you finished your chores right? 523 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,000 Yes. Miss occurs. 524 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,320 We'll check that. OK, so that does it for the 525 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,760 Johto region Poke next entries. Let's move on to the Hoenn 526 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,000 region. Regions seem so silly, right 527 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,640 guys? No, we have our own region here 528 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,120 now. This is all this is. 529 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:13,360 This is the region right here. This is one love y'all piece. 530 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,480 It's not. Amazing that we that we have 531 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:19,640 these invisible borders. It's just the region and it's 532 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,360 right here. And it's right here. 533 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:24,320 We're in it and nobody. Else and it is Professor Jacob 534 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,760 Land. I know we haven't decided the 535 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,360 name on the village yet it. Feels like it. 536 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:30,080 See again, it's that the cult, the cult mentality there a 537 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,920 dictatorship. It's I'm starting not to like 538 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:35,200 that again. You know, the Corb Cubs are not 539 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,280 are not feeling that. I've consulted with the team, 540 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,440 we're not feeling that. Yeah, and who else is on your 541 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,040 team there? What's the next entry? 542 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,640 Wait, hold on, what about what about Donnie Jeja? 543 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:51,360 Oh Donnie Jeja, I like that so. We can so we can, you know, 544 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:55,120 remember Corbin's dad, who at this point, I'm sure has long 545 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,200 passed. Yes. 546 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,040 Like how long we've been out here? 547 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,480 Yeah, he probably is dead. Now that I think about it. 548 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,560 It's been at least like four and a half, five years now. 549 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:04,560 Yeah. Yeah. 550 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,120 What about? What about Perryland? 551 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,400 I'd love the name of Perryland. Remind me who Perry is again. 552 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:17,440 Perry is he's. Well, do you wait? 553 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:24,000 Do you not remember? It's it's a name I know, but a 554 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,800 face I've forgotten. Wow. 555 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,040 It's a the forest changes us, the forest changes. 556 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:31,520 Us. Wow. 557 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,160 Oh. My God, it was very. 558 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,760 All I know is that it's an important name. 559 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,720 I can't remember who it is. Is it my brother? 560 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,880 Did I have a brother? Oh my. 561 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,960 God. OK, All right, well, calm down, 562 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,400 Corbin. We we still need to focus. 563 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,640 This is an imminent threat. We need to have all the 564 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,840 information we can. So I'm going to read this hoe in 565 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:59,160 entry that says Jump Lough rides warm southern winds to cross the 566 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:03,720 sea and fly to foreign lands. This Pokémon descends to the 567 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:08,080 ground when it encounters cold air while it is floating. 568 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,120 This is important. This is important information, 569 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,080 all right? If we can somehow make the air 570 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,280 cold, we can confine it to a ground battle. 571 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,680 And then club it. And then? 572 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,920 Club the Jump Loughs? Yes. 573 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:25,000 Yep, Club the Puffs. Puff clubbing as I like to. 574 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,360 Call it Puff. Oh yeah? 575 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,760 Please, Professor, take me Puff Clubbing. 576 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,400 Anything to add, Mr. Curtis? You sound like you maybe wanted 577 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,880 to say something. No, no, that's OK. 578 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,640 I'm ready. Excellent. 579 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,720 All right, that is the only entry in the Hohenn region. 580 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,600 Appears to be a very mysterious Pokémon. 581 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:47,720 There's not a lot of entries here, so I will move on to the 582 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,520 Cine region. It's very similar, it says. 583 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,560 Blown by seasonal winds, it circles the globe, scattering 584 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,840 cotton spores as it goes. Cotton spores. 585 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,880 Gosh. Spreading itself like a cancer. 586 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,520 I know, truly. Truly, cancer is a disease that 587 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,560 should be destroyed, and we'll do it. 588 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:07,680 We'll do it. We'll do it too. 589 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,280 We'll. We'll get him, wrap him up. 590 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,560 I'll. Go pluff clubbing, I don't care. 591 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:15,920 OK, so there are no entries from the, you know, version. 592 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,760 I mean there are no new entries from the UNOVA region. 593 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,440 Come on guys. And there's no new entries from 594 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:26,200 the Kalos region. Unfortunately, Lola decided to 595 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,000 not even include this in their Pokedex. 596 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,920 Which, I mean, I get. Listen, Lola, you can't hide 597 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,520 away from the threat, all right? You have to. 598 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,040 That kind of surprises me because the Lola's usually the 599 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:39,800 one that's like, oh our jump fluffs jump higher and they're 600 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,160 even fluffier than normal. Maybe it killed them all off. 601 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,840 Maybe they didn't want to say anything unique about it. 602 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,680 They were too scared to. Smart, smart. 603 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,440 Maybe they were blackmailed by the jump fluff. 604 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,320 You say anything new about us that could compromise us? 605 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,240 We're going to kill all of you all. 606 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,160 Right. There's nothing new from the 607 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,200 Gala region, all right, But we do have new stuff here from the 608 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,560 Paldea region. I'm glad that we were able to 609 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:02,160 incorporate them into the National Pokedex before, before 610 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,440 we, before our exodus, as we've been calling it from. 611 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:10,200 From that's so many years ago when we left and we formed our 612 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,480 new society here in Donnie Jaland. 613 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,040 No, no it's not. Donnie. 614 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,480 Jalandia. Name is undecided. 615 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,440 All right, everyone, chill out. OK, so the first entry from 616 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:25,800 Paldea says Jump Bluff travels on seasonal winds once it's 617 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,520 caught. This is extremely important. 618 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,560 So Corbin, Corbin, pay attention, please. 619 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,480 Locked in. Jump left travels on seasonal 620 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,160 winds. Once it's cotton spores run out, 621 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,840 its journey ends, as does its life. 622 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,840 So we have to bleed it dry from from the cotton spores. 623 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,320 Oh yes. OK. 624 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:50,880 Yes, all right. So cold wind is good, but just a 625 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,720 lot of wind to really just blow off all of the spores. 626 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,160 Just get it out of here. Yep, just put it in a vac. 627 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,360 We need to put it in some sort of vacuum or place that can't be 628 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,400 trapped and then take a blow dryer, a bunch of hair dryers 629 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,120 and just blow the crap out of it. 630 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,640 Corin and get all the spores off. 631 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:11,600 Corin did you bring 1A vacuum or you say a hair dryer? 632 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,640 Yeah. A big fan. 633 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,240 Wait, you did? Yeah, hair dryer or blow dryer? 634 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,920 Yeah. You, you've had this that this 635 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,480 whole time. No, no, no, I'm saying we could 636 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,640 use one. No, I don't have one. 637 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,040 No, I'm saying we know we could build one. 638 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,280 I mean, how long does it take to make that? 639 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,480 A couple weeks, right? I mean, we could easily make, 640 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,200 well, look what we've look what we've look around you look what 641 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,720 we've managed to build a small village in a matter of five and 642 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,400 a half to six years. I mean, it's, it's, it's crazy 643 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,600 what we can do and put our minds to it. 644 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,960 I have no doubt we can build a vacuum. 645 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:42,480 We even made a small power grid by using a a windmill and a 646 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,240 water wheel set up. Yeah, yeah, you know what? 647 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,640 Whatever works. It doesn't. 648 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,560 It doesn't work, but we made it. Yeah, but whatever hopefully 649 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,920 works. One day, one day, we'll get some 650 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,200 actual wires to connect connect it. 651 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,280 Visitors is still tinkering on it. 652 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,200 I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. 653 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:02,560 I'll figure it out. OK, so that actually does it for 654 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,320 all of the regional Pokedex entries. 655 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,880 There's nothing new from the lentil region either. 656 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,120 So when do I get my gun? What's next? 657 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,840 OK, well, but we do have unique entries to read, so there's a 658 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:13,680 couple more. OK. 659 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:14,360 So there's more. OK. 660 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:20,480 This is where so it starts to get a little confusing, at least 661 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,640 in the next one it says so the first one comes to us from Ash's 662 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,680 Pokedex. It says Jump Love, the cotton 663 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,880 weed Pokémon. Jump Love catches seasonal winds 664 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,120 to spread its cotton like spores and make offspring. 665 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:38,120 Oh, offspring you say? That must be it must be small 666 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,760 little hop hop hips, right? Like hop hip babies? 667 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,160 Got to be hop hip babies or really really really really tiny 668 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,320 jump love. Well, yeah. 669 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:50,080 Or just tiny jump love? Well, Serena's Pokedex, which is 670 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,280 the next one, says Jump Loft, the cotton weed Pokémon. 671 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,640 Jump Loft drifts around the world with seasonal wins. 672 00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:01,280 With the seasonal wins, it releases cottony spores as it 673 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,240 travels. Terrible. 674 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,560 OK. Toxic. 675 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,280 So Cottony is a Pokémon. Oh wait, what? 676 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,800 Although, wait, hold on, I think I'm reading it now. 677 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,720 I think it is just this. It's describing the spores as 678 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:22,400 cottony, and they're not. Pores of Cottony the Pokémon. 679 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,880 Yeah, sorry, I must have read that incorrectly. 680 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,880 I was, I was in. I was in a daze. 681 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,720 I was so angry and mad about these these these stores that I 682 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,800 found. OK, yeah, no, I guess we don't 683 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:38,120 have a lot of information on the obvious, honestly, but I prefer 684 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:42,360 that to it being like, oh, the spores it releases form a 685 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:46,400 different Pokémon entirely because that would have so much 686 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,680 confusing implications. That would be terrifying. 687 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,800 But I would not put it past the pokedex OK. 688 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,440 Well, what I I just, I just professor. 689 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:59,560 What I don't understand is why it like it's actively dispersing 690 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,160 its own life force as it goes around long right? 691 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:08,240 Like once it runs out of spores, it's dunzo, it's gone, can't 692 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,200 help itself, it's no. Market of life. 693 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,120 Wouldn't you want to keep it? We give it's, I think it's a 694 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,800 beautiful metaphor, honestly. Right. 695 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,000 It wants to die. We. 696 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:22,480 Well, wait, not that I we it's saying like, you know, the life 697 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:27,240 of of the jump left is to give your entire being to give your 698 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,040 life for the generation that comes up behind you. 699 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,760 And I think, I think that's something that we can really all 700 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,440 learn from. Right, exactly. 701 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,560 I hope to leave something behind that future generations can look 702 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,200 back fondly. So when people. 703 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,480 See, I mean, you have Corbin. Look at this beautiful new 704 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,560 nation we've created. Exactly. 705 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,280 And when people see what the CORB Cubs are about, they'll be 706 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,160 they'll be. Look at my shelter over there. 707 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,440 That's. That's not going anywhere. 708 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,800 Have you always had that that statue of yourself outside your 709 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,400 door? When did that get? 710 00:31:54,400 --> 00:32:01,360 When did that get there? Oh, I got myself and I made it 711 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,400 for me, actually. Wow, that's not confusing at 712 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,560 all. That's nothing, you should see 713 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,600 the statue he has of you in his room. 714 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,040 That's true. Wait, he has a what? 715 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,760 Nothing. What was the next lesson? 716 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,040 Corbin, you're not supposed to go in there. 717 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,480 Sorry, I mean I just, I walked by the other night. 718 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,080 Very dangerous and Corbin and Mr. Curtis's shelter. 719 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,600 I walked. I wouldn't go inside. 720 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,080 I was outside and I walked past the window. 721 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,960 It was still, it's still a work in progress, professor. 722 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,720 You don't don't, don't look at it yet. 723 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,120 I will never look at it. I do not want to see that. 724 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:35,200 Oh well, I mean, once it's done right, you'll you'll like it 725 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,120 there. Nobody wants to see it. 726 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,760 No, no, we'll light it on fire and dance around it. 727 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:42,240 That's what we'll do. Sure, I guess you know, to 728 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,000 Revere your your your village mare. 729 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,880 I think we talked about. New holiday We can make it a new 730 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,600 holiday called Statue Day. Oh, yes. 731 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,480 Or we could. Oh, what about it's, it's like a 732 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,000 burning statue. We could call it like burning 733 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,240 statue, or because it's the statue of a man, maybe we could 734 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,960 call it like Burning Man. Burning Man and all right? 735 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,720 That's Burning Man. That's like quick and easy, 736 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,520 right? Burning Man, that's. 737 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,040 Quick and easy. Yeah, that's a great idea. 738 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,680 No burning Burning Man, Mr. Curtis. 739 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,440 Oh, OK, I thought it was. That's fine. 740 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,080 And then we burned a big statue of you. 741 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,800 I like it. Yeah, well, or of anybody, 742 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,080 honestly. Or of anybody. 743 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, so I just want to remind 744 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,120 everybody this is not a lesson. This is an informational 745 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:25,080 briefing in the form of a village meeting. 746 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:31,280 Now, I can't just trust that you've listened and learned all 747 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,720 of this information that I've given you, so I would. 748 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,360 Then we go to war. So I would like to test you. 749 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,360 That's a That's understandable, Professor. 750 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,920 I'm ready. I'm ready for you. 751 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:44,080 To test my grade. I'll put away my scratching bark 752 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:48,280 and I'll pull out my other blank scratching bark to write into. 753 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,360 That's good, because I. Have been working on this bow 754 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,440 and arrow, so if you want if you want to test, I'll give you a 755 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,720 test. Wait, what? 756 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,760 Corbin. You said you want to test me. 757 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,200 I got a bow and arrow that I've been working. 758 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,560 On so that's Rock'n'roll. This is going to be more more of 759 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,720 a more of an intellectual test. I want you, I want you to 760 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,760 describe your very best on how to how we can defeat this jump 761 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,520 love. These jump loves in the form of 762 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:14,440 a poem would be great. Oh I did used to love those back 763 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,639 in the day. I remember. 764 00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:16,560 Oh my. Wait, yes. 765 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,400 Oh, I'm starting to remember the before times. 766 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,520 Yes, you liked poems and you and you, you rapped a lot. 767 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,840 But for some wait, I did. You couldn't rap anymore. 768 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:27,400 For something. Yeah. 769 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,000 You got? Yeah. 770 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,440 Yeah. It's just like a tradition. 771 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,800 You guys don't even know why you do it. 772 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,320 You locked me up in the twig prison because I rapped. 773 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,440 That's right, it's not allowed. I don't. 774 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,400 Know why you did it. You just know that you had. 775 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,280 I did also think that you liked the twig prison. 776 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,440 I guess I was wrong about. That I did not like it. 777 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,000 No, I did not like it. I did not enjoy it. 778 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,800 Well, you kept telling me when you put me in it, you liked this 779 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,159 and I said I don't, but no, I never. 780 00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:50,760 Thought what I was saying. I thought what I was saying was 781 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,520 bad and naughty Corbin's get the twig prison. 782 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,159 But. Yeah, and I OK. 783 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,760 Yeah, well, I don't know what you heard, but I did. 784 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,280 Not. And I said, put me in there too, 785 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,240 Professor, I want to be in your twig prison. 786 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:04,200 And I said no, Corbin has to learn by himself about his time 787 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,880 in the Twig prison and. Then I said, why are you guys 788 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,720 talking to each other? Can you please let me out? 789 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,160 And then I said, can we do this poem, please? 790 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,080 Can we write this poem? You didn't say that. 791 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,960 No, but I'm saying that poem so. OK, OK. 792 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,800 Then I said what poem? When were you talking about, 793 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,600 Professor? I'd love to do the poem. 794 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:23,680 Take some time, write a poem and if you, if you could make it 795 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,400 about how we can defeat this horrible menace, that that would 796 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,240 be great. Although I guess no, no, no 797 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,200 pressure. OK, I got this. 798 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:30,920 I can do it. I can do it. 799 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,840 I can do it. All right, all right, Bill. 800 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,040 OK. My, my, my minions. 801 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,240 I mean, my, the population of my beautiful village. 802 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,160 I'm. Ready. 803 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,360 I'm ready, Master. OK, I'm not master mayor. 804 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:44,960 I'm mayor. What? 805 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,520 The mayor? No, I'm not calling you that. 806 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,320 What all? Right. 807 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,160 I am the mayor. You don't have to call me. 808 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,480 You only have to call me. You. 809 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:53,600 I didn't elect. You. 810 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:54,840 I voted. I voted. 811 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,480 Yeah, well, I didn't. I won the majority vote so. 812 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,320 No, I don't. OK, whatever. 813 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,320 You don't. Have to call me mayor. 814 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,760 It's just that I'm not a master. I'm a mayor. 815 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,320 If you're going to call me, I'm. Not going to call you any of 816 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,680 that. Can I read my work right now? 817 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,120 Yeah, I mean, I was calling it a poem, but I guess you could. 818 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,760 I guess it is kind of like a war cry. 819 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,000 Go on, go on, Corbin. It's. 820 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,040 It's a poem. War cry. 821 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,040 OK, so this one is for the jump Bluffs. 822 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,520 You hope you all hear me. All right, here we go. 823 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,840 Can you feel the wind? And now it begins. 824 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:29,960 The coming breeze of war. Falling spores of cotton from a 825 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,440 body so rotten Death knocks at our door. 826 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,160 Where jump bluff flies. Thousands shall die. 827 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:42,120 Spore covered lifeless shells I long to fight, but I have lost 828 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,920 the might to escape this cotton hell. 829 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:50,400 So as I cough I wage war aloft to slay demons in the sky. 830 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:56,480 I draw my sword and fight the horde until the light leaves my 831 00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:02,840 eyes. Wow, I am I am ready to go 832 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,600 Corbin. I am I am so go. 833 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,720 I'm so pumped up for this fight. I'm ready to give you this. 834 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,720 But unfortunately, unfortunately, we do have to 835 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:16,760 also listen to Mr. Curtis's. So let's, let's hear, let's hear 836 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,560 what Mr. Curtis has, alright? Fine, fine. 837 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,240 Are you ready to? Are you ready for my battle cry? 838 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,600 Let's hear it. Yes, Yes, it's a war crime. 839 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,640 Yes, enthusiasm. Here we go. 840 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:26,680 OK, here we go. Here we go. 841 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:33,400 Jump, Pluff, pluff, jump. It's blown by the seasonal 842 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:42,080 winds. Umpfagel love to movies where 843 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,680 you want as spreading your offspring through spores. 844 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,720 Jump jump jump jump. Your weakness has been revealed. 845 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,600 Pluff pluff pluff. First I cool the air so you 846 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:58,760 fall, lum lum jump jump. Then I blow off your spore so 847 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,200 you are no more. Jump bluff pluff jump. 848 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,160 But I won't fall for your trick and breathe in your cough 849 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:09,840 inducing spores. Wow, very good. 850 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,560 Hey professor, can I ask you a quick question? 851 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,960 Little sidebar here, Do you know why he had six to seven strokes 852 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,120 in the middle of his poem reading? 853 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,280 I don't. I kind of. 854 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,640 I just want to go to sleep now. I don't. 855 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,200 I don't want to go to war anymore. 856 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,320 But see, it was so good. Now it feels like I had an A 857 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,360 brain aneurysm. Yeah, well, can you read the 858 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,800 first couple lines again? Mr. So at first, so my poem made 859 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,440 you want to go fight in a war. Now your poem makes me feel like 860 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,080 I've been lobotomized. Of course I can go through it. 861 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,120 I can go through it again. I feel like you tripped over for 862 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,600 a couple of the words there. I'd like to hear that the first 863 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:45,280 couple of lines again. OK, jump pluff plum. 864 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,000 Oh, sorry. Hold on. 865 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,160 Jump pluff, pluff. Jump. 866 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:53,960 Blown by the seasonal winds. UMP UMP Jewel. 867 00:38:55,400 --> 00:39:01,080 Full slump. Moving where you want, spreading 868 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,320 your offspring through spores. OK, that's enough. 869 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:05,560 That's all I can't take any more. 870 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,600 I think my brain would actually. Melt. 871 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:10,280 Maybe we were in the wrong. Maybe, maybe, maybe we shouldn't 872 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,040 go fight jumble UPS. Maybe I should leave the 873 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:13,800 Vanguard? How does that? 874 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:18,680 Sound, you know, I mean, just because their spores are here 875 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,920 doesn't mean that they would come and attack us, right? 876 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:26,960 Maybe the the spores just kind of flew in from, you know this 877 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,240 just from when they were passing on the seasonal wins, right? 878 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,480 Maybe, maybe. But we got to be ready if, if 879 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,320 the time ever comes, You just read the poem that I wrote. 880 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,880 Hopefully you all wrote it down. Wait, what? 881 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,960 What's that behind you? Mr. Curtis. 882 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,120 It's here. No, Corbin, Everybody, everybody 883 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:55,720 practice just like. The faction battle don't scare. 884 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,680 First thing I need is I need go go. 885 00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:59,600 No, wait wait, you need a. Spear. 886 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,480 A spear. Oh, spear. 887 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:04,000 No walls. We got them. 888 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,040 We got it. Guys, guys, everyone, hold on. 889 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,240 We got it. We got it. 890 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,320 We got it wrapped up. They're wrapped up. 891 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,080 Yes. This is what I got. 892 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,480 No, no, no. You know, you can put the spear 893 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,920 down. Look, we've got them wrapped up 894 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,760 that myself and I, they've been up in the trees laying webbing 895 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,840 traps this entire time. We got one. 896 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,720 We've. Caught him, Mr. Curtis. 897 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:30,240 God, they're in my eyes. Yeah, we got one. 898 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,240 All right. We can now. 899 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,560 We can interrogate it. All right, don't. 900 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,360 Yeah, don't breathe it in though, Professor, please. 901 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,840 It's not going to matter. We're going to be dead anyway. 902 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,040 This. Part of your mouth, the. 903 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,640 Ground's wait, there's little hobbies pulling out of the 904 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,320 ground. Oh, God, that's OK. 905 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,840 They're just bloating away. They're not doing anything. 906 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:48,880 All right, all right, quickly it. 907 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,080 Happens that fast. Maybe, I don't know, Corbin or 908 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,240 Mr. Curtis. All right, I need you to. 909 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,920 I need you to interrogate. It's it's it's on its last 910 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,160 couple scores. I think it's dying. 911 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:00,360 It's. Dying. 912 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,520 You jump off, you're blue. I mean, you've got white. 913 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,880 Sports. I like that that's. 914 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,600 Very interrogating. What are you doing? 915 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,120 Where are you? Where are you from? 916 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,760 Where's your leader? There we go. 917 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:10,880 There you go. Yeah. 918 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,560 Who's your daddy? There you go. 919 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,040 Wait. I can see. 920 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,360 Wait. The light's fading. 921 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,800 It's fading from its eyes. No get back. 922 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,560 I don't think this shaking is not going to help Mr. Curse. 923 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,040 That only makes it worse. I don't got time for you. 924 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,640 Wait, wait a second. Wait. 925 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,160 Is that Rosalind? What don't you? 926 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,400 What? What? 927 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:33,760 Wait. How's. 928 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:34,840 Roslyn. Wait, Roslyn. 929 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,560 Oh, excuse me, Roslyn, what are you doing here? 930 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,520 How did? How did you like deep? 931 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:44,560 Into the forest. Yeah, Roslyn is the Rosalia that 932 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:48,040 is the the nurse from the. It's like a. 933 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,400 It's like a memory that I'm pulling back from so far the. 934 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:55,160 School nurse, Yeah, from the. GCLCBOTSCLC is that right 935 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,920 something. Like that, it's just a lot of 936 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,280 letters. Yeah, right. 937 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,520 It sounds familiar. How did you find us all the way 938 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:01,680 in here? It's been years. 939 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,400 It's been like seven years. They just. 940 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,080 Oh, OK. Yeah. 941 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,680 No, hold on, Professor. Yeah, they're asking me to help 942 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,200 him take him back to the nurse's office. 943 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,880 Yeah, yeah, hold on. I'll be back in just a. 944 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,880 Minute. Wait, what do you mean just a 945 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,320 minute? What do you mean just been? 946 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,320 Lost for years. It's been like eight years. 947 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,680 And I mean, yeah, but the nurse's office, the door to the 948 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,800 nurse's office is right over here, right on the other side of 949 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:25,320 this place. What? 950 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,360 No, Are you, you're. Kidding me over? 951 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,360 Here and. You're kidding me this entire 952 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:30,880 time. Get the. 953 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,360 Door this whole time. Oh my God, I'm done, caught it, 954 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,240 I'm done, I'm done. I'm going home. 955 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:38,200 This is stupid. I'll be back in. 956 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:42,120 A second professor. I started my own faction for 957 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,440 this. We've been 10 feet away from the 958 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,720 school this entire Cormac. How did you not look across 959 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:50,320 through these bushes? I because I never looked through 960 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,720 a Bush. I don't know. 961 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,560 I, I, I will say, I will say we did give the looking through 962 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:59,240 Bush's job to Mr. Curtis. That, yeah, that was him #1 and 963 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:04,600 #2 that Bush was not on my, my Cubchu scout guide, and I didn't 964 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,800 recognize it. So I don't touch a Bush that I 965 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,560 don't know. Well, well, I guess. 966 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,840 I guess class is back in session for next week. 967 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,320 And you know what? This Now that I think about it, 968 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,920 this wasn't too far off from a regular lesson, so we'll count 969 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,400 this as the jump. Love, I told you. 970 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,800 I told you. Guess. 971 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,640 Hey Corbin, you want to take a quick guess as to who we're 972 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:27,560 learning about next? Week. 973 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:28,840 I don't know. I don't care. 974 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:29,880 I'm done. I'm tapped. 975 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,400 Out. I'm going home. 976 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,120 I'm going to go. Shower. 977 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,680 Yeah. I'm kind of happy that we're 978 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,120 we're back. Honestly, I hate it. 979 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,400 I hated being the mayor of a of a village. 980 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,160 It was awful. They never listened to me. 981 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:43,840 Corbin, you weren't the mayor. Was the mayor OK That Corbin's, 982 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:48,360 Corbin and Mr. Curtis have made their way back into the DCLCDOT? 983 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,600 You got to take your shoes off before you come back into the 984 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,720 building. For us, see, I'll see. 985 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,600 Well, I have you guys here with the recording device. 986 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,920 I will just say we are learning about a Palm next week. 987 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,000 So yeah, look, look forward to that. 988 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,480 If you have any questions for me, the professor or mayor, I 989 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:06,600 guess if you want to call me the mayor. 990 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,680 You want me to bring you anything for the classroom? 991 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,080 What you want me to bring? You anything with? 992 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,680 The no, I'll be in there. I'll be there in a little bit. 993 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,200 I just got. I'm just wrapping things up. 994 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,440 OK. OK, There was like, Oh yes, if 995 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,600 you would like to send me questions, the professor or 996 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,560 mayor, if you want to call me the mayor, I won't be opposed to 997 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,240 that. I can send them to 998 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:31,800 wwopokemon@gmail.com. If you would like to get in 999 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,880 contact with us in a different way, there's so many ways to do 1000 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,200 that. You can look in our description. 1001 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,440 You'll find a link tree there with a bunch of different links. 1002 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,120 We have a Patreon if you would like to go take a look as a lot 1003 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:46,280 of fun stuff on it. We've still been updating it 1004 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,640 even though we've been lost in the woods for years. 1005 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,440 I think. I don't know. 1006 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,320 We just had a lot of stuff like, you know, in in the backlogs 1007 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,960 ready to go up. So we had all that set up before 1008 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,840 we left. But yeah, you can watch Neslox. 1009 00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,560 You can watch or listen to bloopers and outtakes. 1010 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:05,640 You can listen to Q&A S from us. But yeah, all that information 1011 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,160 is on our Patreon. But OK, it looks like. 1012 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:12,120 Oh, jeez, OK, looks like Mr. Curtis is starting to to mess up 1013 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,160 the classroom again. Dang it. 1014 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:17,240 I think he does that. OK, OK, until next time. 1015 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,800 Class is dismissed.