Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much, one and all,
for attending this lesson on Pokémon biology, even though we
are in possibly the most disastrous time.
The Johto region and the Canto region.
This is bad. Yeah, it.
Is the world. It's scary.
It could it honestly, like, I don't want to cause panic right
now. And I know a lot of students out
there are kind of like, you know, huddling down the shelter.
I think you're all gonna die. We might all die here.
So I'll quickly introduce my, my, my surrounding cast here.
And then we'll we'll kind of explain what's happening at our
location so our virtual students know kind of like what we're
going through. So joining me here today, as
always, is my teaching assistant, Mr. Kurtz.
Mr. Kurtz, how are you? Are you OK?
I'm good, I'm good. I'm happy to report that the O
frame did make it OK and I only lost couple panes of glass out
of the big stained glass window that I made, but I'll be able to
get those fixed here pretty soon so don't worry about.
Doing a whole week, Mr. Curse? You haven't fixed it already,
you know. What the heck you've been doing
the whole week, bud? Well, it takes a long time to to
reconstruct a stained glass window you'll.
Have that done within like an hour on the the Raiku lesson.
Raiku lesson What happened? Now it's taking more than a
week. Yeah, what happened?
I'm so sorry, professor, You're right.
I mean, this is before we were in like a much better
environment though. You know how hard it is for me
to source the materials to make a stingless window?
And that's a good point. Desolate.
And kind of collapsed here. It's kind of an apocalyptic
wasteland now. Way back in the Reiku lesson
when we, when I first built it, you know.
That we, you know, we were so full of life and didn't realize
that this journey we were going to go on with potentially
destroy the world. Spiral until the end of the
world. Also that that small child
crying over there, that's our young trainer in training,
Corbin. Corbin, how are you?
You still you still still enjoying being in training.
If this is what my training culminates to in the mean diary,
dying either via drowning or in a fiery Hellfire as a result of
volcanoes, no I I did not sign up for this.
I signed up to be in a nice temperate AC controlled
classroom where I learned about things and a bird type Pokémon
hoots every 15 minutes or 1st 15 minutes.
That's what I signed up for, not this.
I miss Lex. This is the end.
Well, Corbin, you forget that when I initiated this quest to
find the legendary BS Pokémon which we did, which we succeeded
on by the way. We're caught up.
We I did send out a field trip form and as your legal guardian
I signed it for you. So you did actually sign.
You signed this. You did actually sign up for
this. Yeah, it feels like you're
forging my signature. No, I didn't forge your
signature. I used my signature because I'm
your legal guardian and I can sign things for you because you
are but a little baby boy. A little baby boy you're.
Not my real dad. I've been telling you that for a
week. Yeah.
I'm not. Listen, I know I'm not your real
dad. I would never try to take Donnie
J's place, all right? He's not my real father.
He's a good one, Mr. Mine. And you know I respect him.
And I don't want. That's a little horrible.
No, but OK. All right.
So we've introduced people. I promised I'd describe our
surroundings, but I'm tired. So I'm going to make Mr. Curtis
do it. Mr. Curtis tell the students at
home kind of what we're dealing with, kind of kind of the, the,
the events of the. Hellscape.
Since since last lesson. Well, you all remember Gobert
the Larvitar, yes? May he rest in peace.
Gobert. He's alive.
What? Are you telling?
Oh yeah. Oh, he is alive.
Oh, OK. Gobert's sleeping over there.
I mean, yes, Gobert was our Larvitar in the last lesson, and
still is. And, well, not a Lavatar anymore
because Gabbert, as we learned in the Lavatar lesson, needed to
eat an entire mountain. Well, good old Gabbert here.
Just have to eat all of mountain silver.
Oopsies. And now?
Sure did. Now we're sitting in the crater
that was once Mount Silver. Yeah, and it's kind of scary
because outside of the crater is just just, it's flooded, just
water as far as the eye can see. And it's, yeah, it's increasing.
It's getting pretty close. It's getting.
Pretty rough. Yeah, to the edge of the crater
here I'm a little bit. Worried so there's nowhere to go
on land. There's nowhere to go on water.
So the, you know, powers that be requested that everybody go not
on land, not on water. But the next best option was not
another region, it was space. Space.
And that's where all those refugees and survivors of the
Jota region are now. Yeah.
Miss Kanto's dangerous. Hoen's dangerous.
Santo's everything's popping off.
Volcanoes flooding. It's bad.
And Alola is fine, they just don't want other people there.
That's right, yeah. Alola was like Nah, Nah, we
don't got enough room for all. Yeah, we don't got enough room.
We have two. We have, we have most of our
space taken up by our really good right right shoes and you
know the, the. Root that they need.
And yeah, just the best. But our Alolan executors
exactly. How good they are alone?
No, we just don't want to mess with their Ecos so.
Now a lot of the refugees have relocated to the Holland
International Space Station. The hiss so the.
Hiss, we remember the hiss, right?
That's what I think we're like. It's a Rocket.
Are we like the last? Yeah.
It's where Rocket is hanging out, right, Empress?
Are we like the last? The people hanging out in Johto?
Is this it? Is this really?
Are we looking at everybody? Thinks.
I mean, I think. Yeah, I mean, I did.
I sent Sabrina and Cassandra up to the hiss, so I'm not sure
where Porsche went. Did did you see Porsche go up
there too? No Porsche's.
Porsche's right here. Oh God, there she is.
Hey, Porsche. What it is?
What it do? Yeah, she can teleport anywhere.
Yeah, anywhere at once. Those are technology.
Don't touch the water though, Porsche.
I don't know what that's gonna do to your like data.
Yeah, it may not be good. You're, you're a Yeah.
You're circuits. Good idea I.
Don't. What are you made of?
I don't remember what you're made of.
You're a construct of of ones and zeros, so that's good for
rocks, but not great for water, so.
To answer your question, professor, I'm made of pure
adrenaline and pure get it done energy.
Yeah, no, pure adrenaline, that's what you're.
Making, yeah, pure adrenaline and pure get it done energy, I'm
pretty sure is what Portia. Said yeah, I love that.
I love that. That's right.
I love that for you. Bye.
OK, Bye, Portia. Oh, wait.
No, sorry. No.
Corey has a question. Come back, Come back.
I'm back. I was just going to say teleport
yourself to the hiss. I know they have technology
there and it's. Easy.
Yeah, I think you just need to fax yourself up there like you
did last time. No, I don't know about faxing.
That's dangerous. Yeah, but keep burn the paper,
keep listening to, keep listening to the recording
device in case we need you back here again.
You got it fam Adios. Bye, Portia.
Bye, Porsche. You know, it's kind of Mr.
Grish. You said you sent Sabrina to the
to the hiss. You think this should be fine
down here? And like I don't know what 1.
Of the all this water hellscape, Yeah, and.
All this water. I think Mount Chimney erupted,
right? No Mount Chimney erupted.
Send her to Mount Chimney. Yeah, put on a rocket and send
her to Mount Chimney. Let her chill there.
I mean it's pretty cold in space and you know, Sabrinas whole job
was to keep the GLC BCC GLCC a warm.
Those are letters, so you know get.
Stuck in that loop sometimes. With all the with all the extra
people up there on the hiss, they needed just some more fire
types up there to like keep the station warm in power because.
More bodies equals less heat, if I remember incorrectly from my
science lessons. I think that's.
Yeah, and as a as a valued employee of the GCO B0C 0BA,
GOCSGCOU C0B 0GT. P Oh, he's, he's stuck.
He sucks. Oh, his.
I rolled back to see that. As part of her employment
contract, she got called up there to provide that heat and
power. Sure she was fired though.
No. Yeah, she was.
I don't know what you're talking about.
She was fired up to help the GCC.
B. There you.
Go. You.
Got it right. Wait, hold on.
Hold on. Sabrina contract expired.
There's no GCL, BTS, IGA anymore.
It's gone. So how was she?
How is she doing anything for the school?
The school's gone. Yeah, I don't know.
I guess she was hired by the I guess.
That the case bought her employment contract.
Oh, she might be a contractor now that makes.
Sense anyways, the reason that we're still here on on solid
ground is because they ran out of space in the last rocket.
But like don't worry, they're sending down another one.
We're going to get up there because when they well, last
time they went up they were like, I think they said yeah,
we're definitely gonna help you. We definitely have enough rocket
fuel to get you. Guys, definitely, definitely
and. When they shut the door to
leave, they all started laughing as they started to go.
Yeah, it was. Really.
So I don't quite understand but. But and plus they needed someone
to like help get all the the supplies and stuff up there.
Yeah, that's like, who else? It's got a great load.
Yeah. They were kind of like you
caused this, you need to make it better or something.
I don't know what they're really talking about.
Yeah. So yeah, we're, we're just
waiting here for the next rocket to come down and and take us
away. But in the meantime, I think we
should do a lesson. We should learn about a Pokémon,
and why not learn about the Pokémon that evolves?
Sleeping over there. Sleeping over there.
That's right. It's the evolved form of
Larvatar. Does anybody remember the names?
I remember who that is. How do you?
Pronounce it. That's Gobert.
Pew Pitter. So that is Gobert by any of the
name of the Pokémon, Mr. Curtis. OK, I see what you're.
Saying now Corbin say that louder.
Say that louder, with more, more confidence.
Pew Pitter. That's my favorite planet.
Is it? Wait, no, it's Pupitar.
Yes, Pupitar. We're learning about pupitar
this. And is that what?
Is that what Gabbert is right over there sleeping He's.
Like he's like a little angry croissant.
T-shirt. Angry croissant.
Anchor Corps. Soul.
All right. OK, so.
Yeah. So, Corbin, go ahead.
Describe Gobert. Now, well, he's lying around not
doing a whole lot right now. He's just kind of vibing.
But basically it's like it's very, you know, Metapod Kakuna
esque. Yeah, really.
It's, it's like, it's like a, it's.
Kakuna like that comes from Weedo, all right, so.
I don't know. You suck him down.
I mean, there's no one here so you can yell, but it's kind of
like this weird bluish grayish color.
It's got little spikes coming out of like it's, I mean there's
no head or torso or anything. It's just, it's just a bean.
It's like a steel color. I don't know if it's a steel
type, but it's got 2 little beans coming out the sides.
It's almost like 2 little arms. Or for aerodynamics.
Right for aerodynamics for sure. And then yeah, it has like a
little Crowny like where around its eyes are.
It's like this weird kind of almost like mask with sharp
edges. And it has like a little 3
pronged horn part on top of it, which looks really cool.
Still looks grumpy. Still looks grumpy like
Larvatar, even when he's sleeping.
Gabbert looks a little fussy, yeah.
Yeah, it's got like the weird holes on his face mask that kind
of look like angry eyebrows, right?
Exactly. So now now Pupitar or sorry
Gabbert here is supposed to be doing what the other pupitars
were doing, right? Why is he sleeping on the job?
Yes, so good, good point Corbin. So so we are tasked with sending
supplies that weren't that we weren't able to put onto the
Rockets. We've got to send up some
supplies to the hiss. So when Gobert ate the entire
mountain and it crumbled, actually, there was there was a
lot of Pubitars like, you know, hiding underneath.
They were they were in the the wreckage or the the the crater
that just waiting in in the I can't.
I'm well bean. Factory.
Yeah, as it turns out, Mountain Silver was a little bit of a
bean factory. A bunch of Laritars made
Mountain Silver their home and turn into pupitars and then a
gobbard over here unveiled. Them made them all homeless in
the. Shop covers.
But now they have a job to do and I'm going to, I'm going to
read these Pokedex entries before we start, you know,
before we start telling them what to do because I want you
guys to understand this process because because when I told you
that all these pupitars are going to help us, you looked at
me like I was crazy, right? I did all right, but I'm not
crazy. I'm a scientist.
That's that's true. You're the scientist of my
heart. You both said stuff and I the
only thing I heard was scientist of my heart.
Yeah, that's right. And it's the scientist of my
heart. That's all you.
Need to hear? So let's, let's get going.
While these pivoters are preparing to to like they're
loading up, they're loading up supplies onto their onto their
hard shells. We're over there doing wake up.
Now don't wait, don't wait, doesn't don't we have covert all
right. Covert's a little cranky right
now. Covert's like the meanest out of
all of them. Let Covert sleep.
OK, fine. All right, so the first entry
here comes from the Johto region and says it's shell is as hard
as sheetrock and and it's also very strong.
It's thrashing, can topple a mountain.
So don't, don't mess. Do not mess with Gobber, OK?
OK, we can't have more mountains toppling over.
There's only like a couple left here in Johto, I swear.
Yeah, I know. I mean, with the amount of
Larvatars we have, you think that we'd have zero mountains at
this point? I just I feel like sheetrock is
not really that hard though. Like I can punch through
sheetrock. Well, you're also stupidly
strong. Well.
It's it's as hard as. Sheetrock, if you say so.
It's as hard as sheetrock, but it could be stronger or harder.
Could be that's true, that's. True, the next entry here says
even sealed in its shell, Corbin.
Next entry says it is not harder than sheetrock.
Dang, that's crazy. It's exactly as hard as
sheetrock. Even Mr. Kurtis could punch
through me. Elm wrote that.
Man, imagine writing Poke Next entries from the perspective of
the Pokémon. Ohh man.
Well, well, you know, maybe we should.
Maybe that should be a assignment.
Assignment in a lesson. I don't know.
We'll think about it. The next entry here, here says
even sealed in its shell, it can move freely, hard and fast.
It has outstanding destructive power.
It. Doesn't look like it would.
It's a little beans. So yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't
have any legs. It doesn't really have any like
way to move around. So the question is, how does it
move? That's true.
And that's why it's so easy to argue with the pupitars, because
it doesn't have any legs to stand on.
No, Mr. Curtis, let the laugh track play.
Let the laugh track play and. It's kind of funny.
It's weird, I don't hear anything.
It's playing Portia can. Add it there or something.
Or yeah, Hi, Portia. Yeah, I was never gonna add the
laugh track, Corbin. Yeah, it wasn't funny.
You were never gonna. It wasn't funny, OK.
Sorry, just cricketun sounds. OK, you added in Cricketun
sounds in there. OK, sure, that's fine.
Yep, that's right, because. Everybody was bored by it.
Moving on, the next entry here says it will not stay still even
while it's a pupa. It already has arms and legs
under its solid shell. Well, that's nuts.
Right, Portia, I know that's so interesting it.
Really is professor. Portia's still here, by the way.
Never left. Oh, she's still here.
Hi Portia. Never said goodbye to Portia.
Goodbye, Oh. There she goes bye.
Bye Portia. I miss her already.
I know. Was that a fart sound effect she
played or did she like fart when she left?
Yeah. Either way.
Either way, so yeah, it has arms and legs under its solid shell
like So what are you even doing? Come on, SO.
There is there is stuff under there.
Wonder what it looks like underneath that shell.
I imagine like a Larvitar just a lot like gooier and like, you
know, I don't know, kind of like, you know, slimier, slimy.
It's all like. Kind of like pushed around in
there, but it's got like 10 little arms and legs.
Yeah. Yeah, that's fair.
I could see that. OK.
And the next entry here, and this one's really important.
All right, So go ahead and like, like really like write this
down. Lock in, lock in, lock Tar
Pupatar creates a gas inside its body that it compresses and
forcefully ejects to propel itself like a jet.
That was the fart we heard, probably.
No, no, that was Porsche. That was definitely Porsche.
That's that's the pup in the pupatar.
Put the. Pup put the poop in pupatar.
There is no poop in Pupatar. There, that's right, because
it's too busy pushing it out. Okay, so this is the answer
here, right? This is how we're gonna get
those supplies up to the hits. We're gonna have the Pupitars
farted up there. T-shirt fart.
Fart, Fart it up. Fart it up.
Sorry this entry wasn't done. Finishes by saying the body is
very durable. It avoids damage even if it hits
solid steel. So you can launch that thing
straight into the hiss and it'll carry those supplies.
It's not going to be phased at all now.
Can't breathe in space. That's a that's a big question.
I mean, they're pretty neat to. They're pretty solid and they're
probably sealed and they got their own gases inside of there,
so do they need any more? They could just they can just
absorb their own fart gases. That's how they breathe.
That's what I do, yeah. You heard it here first.
First, folks, Corbin breathes. As far gases, OK.
Only when I'm too lazy to get out of bed.
Yeah, OK, let's let's move on from that.
So that does it for the Hohen region.
Let's move on to the Sino region.
Sino says its body is as hard as bedrock by venture venting
pressurized gas. It can launch itself like a
rocket. Oh, like.
Like our like our rocket, the Ampharos.
Yeah, why were we spending so much money on building rockets
up until now if we could have just like used Pupitars to
launch stuff into? Space.
I, I wasn't involved with the Hoen Space Research, but I did
read a couple of their papers and they based a lot of the like
their thruster designs on pupitar bodies.
So a lot they used like they tried to use a similar material,
the similar shape to kind of like really focus that.
Similar gas they harness the pupitar farts, right?
Yeah, I mean, what is Moss Deep even doing?
OK. What I just said a lot of
research Curry's like I would, I would have strapped, I would
have strapped rocket fuel onto some spinner axe and has had us
up there years ago. Exactly.
That's right. Yeah, he's thinking ahead. 3D
chess over. Here I'm going to make I'm going
to make thruster packs for my spinner axe out of pupitars.
Just wait. They don't need to go into
space, they should stay here. Well, they don't even have to go
to space, they're just going to rock it around here.
The. Christmas tree.
Christmas in a. Few weeks guys, you forget.
I can't wait. It's going to be so good.
We have. What do you have for?
Christmas. I want to have in the hiss miss.
Are we? Going to have his.
Miss Oh my gosh. Well, I can't wait.
It's a hispus Christmas. Last year it was Quill Fish
Christmas, now it's going to be a hispus.
Yeah, I can't wait. It's going to be so good to
definitely be in the hiss because they're going to come
down and get us right. They're going.
To come down and get us, yeah. For sure.
OK, so the next entry here comes to us from the UNOVA region
again, they they, they, they really like the Larvitar line.
So they they wrote some entries about it right.
It says this pupa flies around wildly by venting with great
forest, the gap pressurized inside its body.
It's. Just screaming.
I can't control it, I had too many.
Beans, pupa beans, pupa beans. All right, So there's nothing
new in the Kalos region, but we do have some stuff from the
Alola region our. Pupa tars have the nicest farts
that smell like roses. Their farts smell so good and
they move so fast, right? This troublesome Pokémon can't
wait to evolve, so it relieves its stress by wildly propelled
telling itself around using compressed gas.
Right. Yeah, we're in a Lola.
Our pupitars relieve stress by rocking themselves like crazy
around. Yeah.
Are you drunk, Mr. Curtis Hey, Mr. Curtis, could you?
Looks like that pupitar over there is having some trouble
getting its luggage attached. Or can you go help it out?
Yeah, OK, sure. Hold on.
Yeah, there he goes. There.
I'm so glad he's gone. Go.
Over here. I don't like these Boston.
Yeah, really mean to it. Yeah, okay, hold.
You're not a drill Sergeant, you're just helping him out.
Trying to strap this down. Okay, all right, we'll let him
do that. The next entry here have you?
Got any more quack? We take over there?
I need to. I need to.
Get I cannot believe you're not using spinner rack threads.
Yeah, you spinner rack web, are you out?
Have you milked them all just. I OK, Yeah.
You know, that's professor. You're totally right.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Yeah, sorry, I gotta use this Quacksley tape.
Quacksley tape, Yep, that's what it says on it and use it for
something else. So go ahead and use your spinner
rack weapon, yeah? Do your thing buddy.
That's. Good.
Yeah, OK, All right. The next entry says this
dangerous pupa thrashes about it's shell is as hard as bedrock
containing it's gradually forming new body within.
Coming together, it's brewing like a nice pot of Stew.
Yeah, it's cooking in there. Let him cook.
Let. Him cook, let him cook, let him
cook. OK, I think that does it for all
of the regional Pokedex. Entry is nothing new from Galar,
Hissui or Paldea. Let's go ahead and move on
myself. No, that's the wrong side.
You need to strap it down on the other one.
Miss Curtis, you can't even get up.
You, you put too much on them. You put too much on them.
That is a lot, Mr. Curse is that?
Is that what the list says that this pupadar is supposed to
have? We got lists from the his the
his list. Did you not get the his list?
We got the. His list got.
The his list for for Christmas. We got to complete the his list
before Christmas, OK? Hurry up, Pupatar just said they
could handle it, so I trust them to be able to know what their
limits. Are all right.
Well, he's just sitting there. He's laying on the ground with a
bunch of pots and pans and stuff on him.
OK, the next. Myself and I will get him
strapped up here in a minute. Oh God, they're here too.
Yeah, they've been here the whole time.
Come on, you know Mr. Curse doesn't go anywhere without his.
They're always heading in that trench car doing something.
Yep. OK, the next entry here says
this comes to us from Ashes Pokedex.
We're moving on to the unique entries.
It says Pupitar, the hard shell Pokémon.
Pupitar is encased in a nearly indestructible shell.
You know, unless you can breakthrough Sheetrock and has
enough power to topple a mountain.
These Pokémon hate mountains. They hate mountains.
They hate them. They're gonna destroy the
mountains. Prejudice against mountains,
Yeah. All me and my homies hate
mountains. They have.
They hate mountains with it. Sorry, what did you say, Mr.
Curious? You're very far away.
Miss Curious, do you come closer?
We can't, yeah. OK, yeah, OK.
I'm sorry. I just, I was gonna say the the
that seems like a lot of power if you can break a mountain with
it. I mean go.
Breaking my mouth. Yeah, I mean, Larvatar can eat a
mountain, so that's. True.
Now you. Seem pretty weak to me.
Can break it. I mean, mountain silver crumbled
in like an hour last week. So I mean, our mountain is even
really that impressive. That's true.
Not anymore. You're right, professor.
When you're right, you're right. When I'm right, I'm right.
I have one more entry here. It comes to us from Professor
Naroli. Professor Stromboli.
What is Professor Caprisi doing about a pupatar?
What did he have I. Mean he had an entry on
Larvatar, so it makes sense he's gonna have one on Pupatar.
I mean, I guess. All right, so it says asleep or
awake, this Pokémon never stays still even though it's a Pupa
Tar. It is said that Pupa Tar may
vent gas from its body and launch itself high into the sky
like a rocket, even while it sleeps.
Wow, so so a little Gobert there could launch himself, even
though he. Sleeps.
Yeah, yeah. If we watch him a little bit,
he'll do it. Maybe we'll see.
He's just sitting there still he's.
Still wait, no, that was just a fart sound effect from Porsche.
God. Porsche.
No. Porsche.
Porsche, you're. So silly.
OK, so that's does it for all the Pokedex entries on Pupitar.
It's time for today's assignment.
Nobody goes crazy. No, it's OK.
It's OK Pokedex gonna pull out my rotom laptop.
So yes, go ahead, pull out your Rotom laptops because today
we're going to be writing poem on, OK?
Let's hold it up. Let's go, baby.
So go ahead, start writing that again.
This is a this is a participation grade.
So as long as you do it, you'll get a full marks.
And while you guys are writing, I'm gonna go ahead over here,
I'm gonna help out this this P Pitar.
That's good. Do you Do you want?
Down. Do you want some?
Do you want me to send myself and I over there with you?
No, no, God, no. Please get keys.
Just just write your poem, Mr. Curtis.
Okay, all right, I will. Professor, I finished my stellar
poem. Professor, I'm ready as well
all. Right.
Let me just I'm still like this. This guy's having a lot of
issues over here. I'm.
Still like he's fine. He'll figure it out.
Come on, we scare. I'm just, I guys, I don't know.
I'm just worried about him a little.
Bit that's fine, we'll just attach a bunch of them together,
then they'll have the same propulsion to just kind of take
them up together. It'll make.
Sense we'll do that at the we'll we'll do read these poems and
then we'll like launch them off of course.
Launch them off afterwards. All right, sounds good.
Corbin, let me hear your poem on Pupitar.
You got it all right. I call this one the.
Sorry. Oh no, sorry, Mr. Kerry said.
Right as you said your title, so can you.
Can you say it again? I didn't hear.
It I call this one the pupa. OK, here we go.
That's what I thought it was, unfortunately.
Yeah, that's all right. A body small.
A body hard, Thrashing mountains into shards.
Shell so tough. Shell so strong.
The echoes of a destructive song.
Gas so tense. Gas so tight the pupa's power
can reach new heights. This being is fast.
This being is wild. Rockets in the air like a joyful
child. Pupa so cool.
Pupa so tar shooting across like a gassy star.
Corbin alone, Corbin on Earth. I envy the pupa as I watch from
the dirt. That's it.
Nice earth doesn't quite rhyme with dirt, but it's fine.
Close enough. Yeah, close enough.
We call that. We call that a close enough
rhyme in the biz. That's all slant rhyming.
No, we know. close enough rhyme. Corbin K.
Close enough rhyme, yeah? This guy isn't in the poem biz
and you've been out of the rapping game for too long.
Wow, I have been. I've been too busy.
Yeah, making films and drinking milk.
T-shirt too busy a a checklist that says make films and drink
milk and they're both checked. Right.
And they're both checked. Off and then the drink milk has
like just a bunch of check marks just like scattered.
All right, right, right. And there's a milk belly baby.
Yeah, Belly baby. Perfect.
So, Corbin, a great poem. You included the hard shell, the
fact that it rockets around with the pressurized gas inside of
it. And then it's kind of wild.
And, you know, among other things, I think you did a
really, really good job capturing kind of the essence.
I I enjoyed the lined the line what I used you said pupa
something. Pupa so cool.
Pupa so. Tar Yeah, very good, very good.
Love That doesn't make a lot of sense, but but you know, I got
it dramatically. It was good.
It's it, listen, you have to read between the lines.
It's very nuanced. It's about pupa tar.
Yeah, you know Mr. Curse wouldn't get it.
We know. I.
Know, I know. Speaking of Mr. Curse.
It's just not on my level. So yeah, alright Mr. Curse.
I'm eager to hear your poem, so let's go ahead and take it away.
Here we go, I guess. God, yeah.
I can't believe. He still has that SAP.
Where are you getting it from? All the trees are like under I.
Just have I have a I have a really big reserve supply.
I have multiple glasses in my I have multiple glasses in my
jacket here. Wow, jingles in a.
Walk. Wow.
Nice. I wow, I never noticed that.
Jingles whenever you walk. Yeah, I guess we'll have to make
sure to make sure that the recording device picks that up.
It hasn't the last 247 lessons. I have an anti Jingle filter on
the recording device. I didn't want it.
Nice. Nice model that's I'm always
playing with my keys. Then I wondered why that didn't
show up in the recording. I guess the 8th.
It shows up when you play with your pen though, It's weird.
OK, OK. That's not a.
Jingle. That's a click.
That's a click, yeah. Corbin.
GS. OK, please, it's my turn.
Let me see my. Poem my.
God. OK.
OK, all right, Pupitar, the gassy little baguette.
I know you like to flying around like a jet so hard like a
diamond coronet, always moving like a Corbin marionette.
What? When I see you fly by, I'll say
hail and well met. I'm sorry.
You'll say what? I'm sorry.
You'll say what? I'll say what?
Sorry you drooled. I'll say, I'll say hail and well
met. Hail.
And well. And well met and well met.
Hail and well met. Yeah, that's that's sure, that's
a saying. That's a great, that's a, that's
a greeting. That's how you say hail and well
met. Hail, hail and well met.
Good traveler. Yeah, it's a close right.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Maybe back in ancient Hissui, but OK.
Anyway, that's it. Oh, because that was that it.
That's the end of the poem. Knows it, knows it.
All right, that was a poem if I ever heard one.
Thank you. Thank you, Professor.
I was, I was too busy trying to guess the rhyming scheme to
really focus on the words that he was saying.
I think you mentioned a Corbin marionette at some point.
Yeah, I. Was in there, he name dropped
me. That's cool.
Thanks for the plug buddy. That's right.
Yeah, get that, Get that, Mister
Curtis bump. I could throw a couple more
lines on there if you want to. No that's OK.
I'll catch you with a butter free net, don't worry.
That was crazy. You came for that on the first
try. That's insane.
Don't worry, it won't impact the natural national debt.
Truly are truly you are a liquid asset.
OK, great. Thank you.
OK, yes, we can end it. We can.
OK, Cuz he has kind of liquid inside too.
So like, good job, good job, Mr. Crass.
That's true. That's true.
All right, everybody, I think it's time we got to launch these
supplies. Let's get them up there.
Let's go ahead. Let's start.
Corbin. Corbin, I need you to to to bump
to pump up these pupitars, get them ready so just to start
blasting. Off.
All right, you got it All right, Porsche, hit it with the
military music. Thank you.
All right, men, listen up. You have one job to do when it's
to soar across the sky and up to that tiny little blinking light
that's in space. It looks small from here, but I
promise there's a ton of people on it, and they're sick and
dying and they need supplies. It's your job to save these
people. Are you ready?
OK. All right #1.
Off number. 2 they're. Doing it number.
Three off. #4. Oh my God, is that Mount Mortar?
Whoa. Oh.
Whoa, 32 ruts. Oh God.
OK, 5-6. 7. 81 Leave one. No, that's everybody.
That's all. Oh God, we still have a A.
Gover. Oh my God, the ground is
shaking. This guy I see lava.
Coming out OK. Gover like ox landing
everywhere. Give her the hardest.
Give her the hardest cover. Cover.
Can you take all of us? You're going to have to try,
buddy. OK.
All right, strap on the government here, OK?
OK, after we're loading up, who's going to say a quick
thing? So for next lesson, we're going
to be learning about the evolved form of people that we're
learning about. Oh, God, that's a quick, quick,
quick. Mr. Curtis, I know you have, I
know you have oxygen tanks and masks in your in your bag.
Pass them out. Pass them out.
OK, OK. All right, so yeah, stick around
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