Hello, class. All right, everybody sit down.
Put the Corbin. Put that away.
It's. Just an apple.
I'm trying to have a snack. Everybody pull up your
Pokedexes. It is welcome to the world of
Pokémon and I am teaching the class today.
It is a very important day. It is Bug Extravaganza and
Sneasel and I wait. Today is bug, Stravaganza and
Sneasel. A month.
This whole month is Bug, Stravaganza and Sneasel and I
and I am teaching the class and I am not down for shenanigans
this time around. My name of course.
No shenanigans, Corbin, no shenanigans.
All right, Sorry. My name is teacher's assistant,
Mr. Curtis joining me. Teachers Assistant.
Your first name. Yeah.
No, my first name is Mr. and my last name is Curtis.
Gotcha. Yeah.
Wait, your last name is Curtis? Yeah, Mr. Curtis, you know, we
talked about this and established.
This already. I definitely knew his first name
was Mr. I don't think, I don't know if I knew his last name was
Curtis. It's my first name.
It's also the title that was bestowed upon me by the Mr. Mime
community. Mr. Mr. Curtis.
I earned. I earned them.
Mr. Mr. Curtis. Thank you.
The plot. Corbin, we got him.
We got him on shenanigans. He's already no.
Shenanigans. No shenanigans here in class
with me today. Auditing the class is the great,
the prestigious, the overly educated and super professor,
Professor Jacob. Say hello, Professor Jacob.
Hi, yes, that's, you know, bug stravaganza time.
Sorry, bug stravaganza and sneezle time.
So I figured I'd sit back, take a load off and use this as an
opportunity to, you know, eventually Mr. Curtis will be a
professor in his own right and he's going to have to learn how
to teach a class so he can always use more practice at it.
So you know what? It bugs.
Stravaganza and Sneasel is the perfect time for that.
And I can't wait, can't wait to see what he has in store.
There's a lot of papers on that desk.
I'm not quite sure where they came from or what they are, but,
you know, yeah. And I just want to say I have
already caught my Pokémon for the bug catching contest.
I'm so excited. Yeah, pretty happy with it.
Yes, yeah, for, for, for all the students at home.
Just remember we are having a bug catching competition which
will be graded at the end of Bug Strafaganza and Sneezel month
during the Sneezel episode. But but before we get too far
down that rabbit hole, let me also introduce the student back
at the classroom. For the first time in in a in a
long time, in over a month, We have we have Corbin here in
class today. Corbin was in, of course, at the
end of the Cool Fist episode, incarcerated at the end of the
Cool Fish lesson. Whitney, is this some kind of
podcast, Mr. Curtis? No, no, no, no.
Some kind of? Welcome to the World of Pokémon
podcast. Some kind of entertainment show
for for people. Game.
Come on. Every, every.
We we've talked about this before.
Every lesson is an episode of my life, OK.
In in the life of Miss Curtis. Yeah.
Yeah, you give me an episode every single time.
I'd have to teach you something. At the end of the cool fish
lesson, Corbin was arrested because he did rap on stage in
the talent contest and. Disturbing the peace.
Luckily, his his, his, his dutiful father worked overtime
through the holidays. OK, Mr. Mime, he's not my real
dad. And And Donnie J.
The Mr. Mime did bail Corbin out of jail at the end of last
week's lesson, so Corbin is back in class.
Thank you, Thank you. Donnie J Corbin's Dad, Mr. I I
really like the recap. I think from each episode from
now on, if it's not too much for Porsche, we should do a
previously on WOP segment. There you go.
Best hits.
Yeah, absolutely. That would be great for me cuz I
don't honestly remember much of what happened last week.
Well all the real all the real ones know so maybe we don't need
the recap. If you don't know gives an
excuse, go back and re listen. That's right, go back to Corbin
to last week's lesson. It's worth it.
I can't help but notice you are kind of covered in manages you
got. You got a couple of scrapes.
I didn't want to talk about that.
OK, I have been relentlessly trying to catch a bug type
Pokémon ever since I got freed. You don't have yours yet.
Ever since they got. Me out a week.
They got me out of the clanker. I I got out, I was bailed out of
jail and I am on parole by the way, for the next year.
That sucks. So I can't do any if I, if I, if
I break my parole, I go to jail for what did the judge say 10
years, something like that. So long time for they they take
disturbing the peace offenses very seriously here in the Johto
region. Specifically Goldenrod, so not.
You definitely don't want the Princess Jenny to come back and
then take you. I don't, Yes, I don't.
So I really need to hang up the whole rapping career for good
and continue my filmmaking endeavors with Mr. Curtis.
Apparently he's still working on his movie.
Oh yeah. What is he?
What is he have you doing?
What are you working on and for? For pins, was it called pins?
Yes, it's called pins. He has me just sitting in with
him while he edits. I'm just, I'm just sitting in
with him. I don't really understand how
editing works. I'm not very good at it.
So it's more of a it's more of a work internship for for Corbin,
so he can watch Porsche edit the the the movie that we're making
pins, of course. Right.
Exactly. But if you want to hear more
about that, go listen to the Cool Fish and the Sizor Lesson.
That's right, go do that. Exactly this.
Lesson though, is very important.
But I am injured from trying to catch.
Sorry I was just I digressed trying to catch a couple bug
types in the last week. I've been nonstop ever since I
got freed. Been trying to catch some bug
types. I am very injured, yeah.
Been diving, running around in shrubs, getting thorned.
I've been getting poked and scraped and, you know, mauled
once or twice. It's been bad.
What bug types have you have you tried and failed to catch so
far? Well, OK, so believe it or not,
the first day there was a Metapod.
That's an easy that's an easy catch right there it.
Was easy right? Problem is I tried to climb a
tree to get it. It did fall over and its
insights did spill out. So I was like probably need.
To yeah, I can't do it, no. Did you scoop him back in?
I left. That's a crime scene I gotta.
Go. I had to.
No, no. Actually, none of that happened.
No, that happened on the record. None of that happened.
And then I did see, I was lucky enough last was it 4 days ago.
I did see a I did find a Scyther.
Whoa. Out in the woods.
Yeah, the Alex Forest. I did find a Scyther and well
you see this big cut on my forearm.
I do me trying. To catch the sizer with my net
and did not work. Yeah, you aren't allowed to use.
One, you're not allowed to use pokeballs, and two, you're very
bad at throwing them if I remember correctly.
That's true. They're.
Terrible at them. Yeah.
So mostly just those two right now.
I got cut up and then, you know, Metapods you.
Are a cut up. So thank you, but yeah, I'm, I'm
as soon as class let's out today, I'm gonna go dive in.
I've been scouting out. There's a couple, there's a
little little colony of weedles that are hanging out outside my
apartment. So probably gonna, probably
gonna dive in and catch one of those.
OK. All right, well.
You got it. You know, Corbin, I, I need to,
you know, I, I appreciate your effort and your, your work
towards improving the, the, the, the bug types in the area.
So to reward you here, I'm I'm going to be making you a
revivifying a reviving. What?
A revivifying. Revivifying of of reviving a, a
healing smoothie, if you will. I'm just going to move this
stack of papers out of the way here and.
Shove them off the table and directly into the trash can.
Why did you have those? What were those for?
Because because they were Brock blocking this supply surprise
right here. That's.
Right, your sloppy mouth meds this morning.
I don't think you did. I don't know.
I did. But right here I have my blender
and I'm just gonna I'm gonna go ahead and make Corbin and
Professor Jacob a smoothie here real quick.
OK. We have some pecha berries.
It was some orn berries. I was just gonna wait.
Yeah, a little bit of mooboo milk.
I'll, I'll put a little, put my, you know, put the shuckle in
here. So hold on.
Reviving herbs. We'll back up, back, up, back.
Up. Did you just put you just?
Put a Shuck, you just put a shuckle.
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's Splinter. It's fine.
Yeah.
And then we'll go ahead and put a what?
Are you doing? Put a couple of herbs in here,
some mint and herbs that. That was a.
Mistake. We got some a regular please.
Yeah, Professor, I know he's. Teaching the class, but he can't
just put a shuckle inside of a boy which.
This. Is a joke.
Right. It's a, it's a, it's a SO.
Good to be OK with it. Why is he smiling?
Why are you smiling? OK, I'm gonna put the top on
here real quick and we're gonna run the blender here real quick.
I. Don't think you need to.
Oh my God. Hey, Core, while the blender's
going. OK, Core, all the blender's
going on. Describe the chuckle for
everybody. I can't.
See any of. It it's just cover the berries.
Let me stop. Here, Yeah, you got a red.
Blood. And that's how I know.
Hold on, Let me pull it out. Let me pull it out.
Here. Yeah, so here I'll pour.
I'll pour these two out here and we'll we'll put our our friend
the Shuckle here on the on the desk.
You're fine. You're alive.
See, I thought the Shuckle was dead.
I thought you. Killed it, Yeah.
No, no, he's he's not dead. He's sitting right here.
Oh my. Gosh, now here's.
You. Here's your fellow, here's your
smoothie, and and here's one for you, Professor.
I don't want that. No what?
I'm not drinking that. No, why not?
It's good, I'm allergic to shuckles.
No. Oh oh.
I have I have a very I have a deadly shuckle allergy.
I will. Give it a shot.
OK. All right, go ahead.
Don't. Don't shoot it, Corbin.
Just just drink it casually. You don't.
You want to get that. You want to get all that flavor?
All right, hold on a little tangy, but it's, yeah, not too
bad. Wow the shuckle looks so
insulted. Wow, I'm.
Sorry, Listen, you made it wonderful.
I was too concerned about you, you know, I still.
This is a This is a prime shuckle here.
He's a witty fella. I have an idea for a name.
I think we should call him Smitty the Witty Shuckle.
Smitty the witty Shuckle. OK, what do you think about
Witty? Shuckle, oh shuckle Smitty wait.
Coincidentally, I'm looking at my notes here.
I think Smitty is actually the name of one of our patrons.
So that works. That's perfect.
Wow, that's what you take notes on?
That's what yeah, I take notes on our.
I'm wondering what your notes could possibly be on looking at
your grades. All the people who give us money
monthly, yeah. I suppose that's fine.
Thank you for your support. So, Mr. Curtis, are we learning
about Decidui today? No good.
Good guess though. Corbin, can you guess who we're
learning about today? Rowlett.
Oh, Chuckle's waving. Smitty's waving at us.
Yeah. Hi.
Hi, Smitty. Is it Rowlett?
No, no, one more. One more grasp from the each of
you one. More what?
One more What now? What are we doing more?
One more guest from the each of you.
Sorry, his southern you know of an accent came out.
Sorry, one more guest from the each of you.
That's right. Oh God.
Is it this guy? Is this Smitty?
We learning about Smitty? Yeah, you got it.
It's Smitty. See Smitty?
Smitty's so happy he's waving this stuff.
Smitty. I for the record, Smitty, he's.
A record Smitty. I I really like your juice
Smitty. That that was really good
though. Yeah.
Listen, listen, I have AI can't obviously.
I can't drink or consume any chuckle juice because of my
deathly allergy, but I have heard it's some of the best
tasting juice out there. It is highly sought after.
You should start a business called Smitty Smoothies.
Well, I would, but I'd probably die because, you know, not my
allergies. You Smitty, you should start.
Oh, Smitty. Oh yeah?
Well, I don't know if he chuckles are kind of slow.
I don't know if they can like it'd be tough to keep up with
the hustle and bustle of the of the food industry.
Listen, coming from somebody who's been told he's slow his
entire life, you can do it, Smitty.
Maybe I can, I can refer that to the Rigsby's back at the farm as
another. As another.
Yeah, it's another stream of income for the for the nursery.
You know, it's something to think about.
What do you think about that, Smitty?
He's hiding in a shell. He's not happy.
About him no. OK, all right, you got it.
I think Smitty Smitty wants to be his own boss.
He's his own entrepreneur and open up his own juice bar Entre
manure. No entrepreneur.
That's right with the. Picture Pin Yar.
Really tastes of that juice now. Yeah, yeah.
Man. Submit It tastes wonderful.
Yeah, maybe you got too much of the Berry to start with.
Yeah, I got too much of the tangy expired berries you put in
there. So before we get too far into
the to the Pokedex entries, I do have one e-mail that we need to
get through. Gang gar.
Mail Gang gar. Mail Gang gar.
Mail for all you students at home.
If if you would like to reach out to the professor or myself
or Corbin, don't hesitate to shoot us off a Gengar mail to
our Gengar mail address, which is of course WWO Pokémon at
Gmail dot. Com or is it Gmail?
It's just their name. It's just the name of the of the
lesson series. It's the name of the lesson.
It's also the description, along with all the other links.
Thank you very much. That's right.
So this comes from Nicholas. Thank you, Nicholas, Nicholas
says. Hey professor, please check
Curtis's location. I'm scared.
See below. You probably see him, right?
Now this is an awkward one for Mr. Curtis to read.
Well, I'm right here. Thank you, Nicholas.
So I was chilling in my bed listening to your lessons.
All in caps, right? Right when I stopped listening,
I saw a spinner act calling outside my window.
Uh oh. OK, All right, this.
I mean, that's very. Normal.
There's spinner acts all over the place that you know.
You know what they all say? That anywhere within your house
there's at least 7 spinner acts. That's right.
And if not more honestly, oh, it sounds awful.
Yeah, that's, well, that's an average number.
Yeah. Or if you're Mr. Curtis, it's 7
D 70,000. Thousand yeah, 70 in in this
shack, but couple 100 back home. But anyway, all right.
And then I saw an 8 foot long shadow looking right at me.
Interesting. That's not good.
After that I closed every door and window in my house and when
I finally went back to my room, he was just standing there.
Mr. Curtis with like 10 spinner axe was just standing there
doing nothing dot dot dot, and then he disappeared.
I'm not saying it was miss. I'm not saying it was Curtis,
but it was definitely Curtis. So I'm sorry if I was rude to
you by not saying hi. I really want an autograph so if
you could make it happen I would be the happiest kid on earth.
And to Corbin, I would like to give you a choice.
Finish this course or get a Pokémon illegally.
My sister knows a guy she can hook you up with.
That is my Gmail. I hope you all read this during
the lesson. Much love to all of you from
Nicholas. Do we?
Do we?
I would rather finish the course then get a Pokémon illegally.
I am on the nicest that is. True.
That's true, you are on probation.
Suffer through the rest of this lesson series and Mr. Curtis.
Also, that's cool that your sister knows a guy that she can
hook me up with, but I am actually into the ladies,
specifically Dawn. So you can find somebody that
knows Dawn that can put me on a blind date with her.
That be great. Thank you very much.
Yeah, although didn't she give you a restraining order?
After, yeah, after she left that voicemail, she did put it in a
restraining order about during the Gigar lesson.
Yeah, that was unfortunate. Yeah, but hey, at least you have
her signature. It's only a restraining, that's
true. It's only a restraining order if
they know you're there all right, if you don't get caught.
Nope, you're not in. Violation.
You're just spying from around the corner.
You know, it's it's fine. You're not in violation it.
Sounds like she's restraining herself from loving you.
Is really what's going on? She she's not Yeah, she's not
ready to accept it. That's what the order is about.
Right, true love will find a way.
Can I just say, Nicholas, it was a little bit weird that you know
your doors, that all of your doors and windows weren't
already closed. Maybe your windows being open is
fine, but doors? Why do you just have open doors
in your house? Yeah.
Is your AC not working? What's going on?
Yeah, it seems a little interesting that you'd have your
doorstep and then and. Then you want to act surprised
that there's a random 8 foot tall man in your house?
I mean, you kind of brought this on yourself.
Right. Sounds like you're victim
blaming a little bit there. Professor, was he a victim?
I mean, he's a. Victim of Mr. Curtis so.
Yeah, Mr. Curtis, where were you?
Were you ever in this young child's house?
No, no, I cannot, cannot say that I was there.
But I mean, maybe there's a little bit of the.
Spirit, can you say that you weren't there?
I I was, I was not there, OK, But maybe there was a little.
There's always a little spirit of Mr. Curtis wherever the
spinner rack are, you know what I'm saying?
It's like. Oh, that's kind.
Of that's some deep lore. Like an apparition.
Whenever the you know spinner rack, gather there too.
You will find a Mr. Curtis in the Night Mother.
So how do we know? Like a dark shadow of yourself
or alternative, It was just a it was just a coat rack.
Yeah, it could have just been a coat rack.
Hey Nicholas, Are you sure it wasn't a coat rack?
Could have been a coat rack. Yeah, let us know.
Let us know how do we know that this is the real Mr. Curtis and
not a shadow from spinner racks that are nearby?
Or how do we know he's not a coat rack?
That's true. That's true.
He does wear a lot of coats and jackets so I mean it would make
sense. One time you guys are going to
have to find out. I mean, that's, that's just how
that's how it is. OK.
So that was a that was the e-mail.
Thank you. Thank you, Nicholas, appreciate
you for sending that in. Appreciate you.
I guess. I I would close your doors for
God's sakes. Yes, please lock it up.
I guess I would. I would give you extra credit
for that. Thank you, Nicholas.
Professor, I guess I'll, I'll ask you.
How do this, how about this, you stick to the gold stars, OK,
Unfortunately this is just a message to us.
It's not a poem or artwork or something.
So it's not, it's not class works.
It doesn't really get extra credit, unfortunately.
It is still eligible for a Gold Star though.
OK, All right. Well, you know, in in, you know,
living in the spirit of the spinner act is a great place to
be. So I have to give you a Gold
Star for that. Thank you, Nicholas.
What about you, Corbin? What?
What about me? Yeah, what about Corbin?
Yeah. What do you have?
Anything you want to say to Nicholas?
Nicholas, stay safe out there. Mr. Curtis is a scary person.
There we go. Whatever he is, please stay
safe. Lock your doors.
All right. So that was good.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
All right, so time to move on to the Pokedex entries.
We love it. We love Pokedex entries.
Let's shock it up. All right, so first thing. 1st
it's about to get shocked. It's going to be Shuck and crazy
in here. Woohoo, Yeah.
What the Shuck is going on? Am I right Smitty?
Yeah. I'm about to get shucked up.
Let's go. Right, we're treading the line.
All right, continue. Sorry, Bear.
So first entry comes here from Johto, says the berries it
stores in its vase light shell decompose and become a gooey
liquid. Gooey, I feel, I don't know if I
want my my juice to be gooey. I want it to be very, you know,
watery, I guess. Like very non viscous.
Yeah. Like, I don't want, I'm not like
Mr. Curtis. I don't want to be drinking SAP
all the time. Yeah.
Low. Low on the viscosity scale.
I hear you. I hear you.
There is something teasing about getting a nice a nice.
Gooey T-shirt idea. Chunk.
Oh yeah. Yeah, let's have a Smitty
specifically on it, you know, chuckle and it says.
Keep it gooey, keep it gooey. Alright, keep it gooey.
Yeah, I like I like my my liquids gooey and chunky is the
best way to drink them, so it's awful.
Speaking of which, I just need a quick.
No, Oh God, he brought. He brought his SAP today.
Oh, he did bring his. SAP so so much better with the
SAP. I can't tell you.
The last lesson was very rough. I forgot my SAP.
But anyway, all right, next entry here says it stores
berries inside its shell to avoid attacks.
It hides beneath rocks and remains completely still.
Same. All right, Smitty, show them how
you sit. Oh, look at that.
No. It's it's perfect.
It's just wait, hold on. It slurped.
That's the way I was looking for it slurped.
It's a little noodle like arms and stuff into the oh, did we
describe did we describe Smitty to our students?
I don't know if we did I. Don't know if we did.
Oh. OK, Yeah.
Corbin, how would you describe Schmidty?
Red soccer ball, yellow appendages coming out of the
holes. There you go.
Wow, was that? Was that a haiku?
It can be Is today a poem Day I. Don't know, is today a poem day?
I haven't been doing the the assignments.
We'll find out at the end, but yeah, so red shell, white
markings and on the shell itself around the holes, and then we've
got 4 yellow toes that peek out and 1 yellow head.
And it's really got a face that says, I don't know what's
happening. Camera late.
I don't know that, I said, but chuckle is the mold Pokémon so
that. Makes sense.
Mold as in, like, you know, on bread, like mold on like the
decaying things or mold as in like you use it to, you know,
create something like it's, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a.
The latter one because you use it to create a smoothie.
No, I think, I think it's well, it's fermenting the berries in
its shell. So I was just to say it's
probably mold like, you know, fermentation mold, right?
Like, you know, like yeast, like your fermenting, you know, beer
or wine or something like that. Mold.
OK, I get it. OK.
All right. Yeah, Yeah.
That's good. Got such a good answer, Mr.
Curtis? You're you're teaching me so
much about chuckle. Thank you.
I, I, I came a little bit more
prepared this time. That's all I have to say.
All right, so next entry here says the fluid secreted by its
toes carves holes and rocks for nesting and can be mixed with
berries to make a drink. So there we go.
Yeah. And actually Speaking of which,
Smitty, I need a little top up here.
Can you can you give? Me a little.
Very good. Yeah, yeah, right there.
Just top top up the glass. Thank you.
I'd appreciate it. So I just if you look here,
Smitty is dripping a little bit of of this fluid out on onto the
desk and I'm sorry, professor. We'll we'll clean it up.
I know you're definitely allergic.
Yeah, I just say learning that the juice, the fluid comes from
its toes. It's toe juice.
Yeah. I'm glad that I'm allergic to it
and I've never had any of this. That's that is nasty.
Well, don't knock it till you try it, Mr. Curtis or Professor.
Just call me Mr. Curtis. Sorry, sorry.
Wow, he teaches one class and you just get confused?
Yep, sorry. So you're gonna start calling
him Dad? No, no, no, can't have that.
I I don't want to get on Donnie JS bad side.
That's not my dad. But yeah, it's what's
interesting here is the fluid carves holes and rocks, but also
makes a nice drink when mixed with berries.
So I, I would say, you know, if it can carve hold in rocks, you
probably don't want to drink it straight, but you know.
When mixed with berries, yeah. When mixed with berries, you
know, maybe it it neutralizes whatever really strong acid or
base is inside of that can I that makes it.
Makes it sorry I have my hand raised.
Yeah, go ahead. Can I?
Can I propose a theory or or a suggestion here?
Sure, go right ahead. The fluid is carving out the
holes in the rocks because of its acidity.
Are we sure that it's not just blasting this fluid out at a
super high pressure? Oh, that's a good point.
I don't know the. Rocks like that.
The Pokedex does not explain, so yeah, I don't know that that
seems that that's a good point. There are a lot of water type
Pokémon that can produce liquid in massive quantities without,
you know, seeming and and end. So maybe a shekel has a little
little piece of that action. You know, it's not a water type,
but you know, maybe a little bit.
Well, it is is of course a bug and a rock type.
Instead. It's here if you if you listen
when I'm knock on a shell here. Yeah, yeah.
That's definitely a rock. Type that.
That sounds like a rock. That's a.
Rock knock if I ever heard one. All right, Sorry.
Sorry to disrupt the class. OK, keep.
Keep going, Mr. Kurz. Keep going.
Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, so that does it for Johto. Let's move on to the Hohen
region. Next entry, says Shekel quietly
hides itself under rocks, keeping its body concealed
inside its hard shell while eating berries it has stored
away. The berries mix with the body
fluids to become a juice. Love it.
Yum. Yum Yum Yum.
Yum Yum Yum Yum. Yeah, I mean it is right here.
No, I, I don't, I don't really know.
There's just too much more to say there in hoen.
It's it's all repeat and kind of the same stuff.
There yeah but there's a weird thing where they like it's it's
like somebody takes the other entry and kind of just like
changes a couple of the words a little bit yeah I don't know why
they. Do that.
Yeah. Hides under rocks, eats juice.
Juice berries, eats berries. Stored.
They turn to juice. All right, anyway.
Easy peasy. OK, so Sino region, 1st century
here. It stores berries in its shell.
The berries eventually ferment to become a delicious juice.
So there you go. Yeah, ferment, you know,
requires some some yeast, some mold.
That's that's our Shuckle friend here.
It is the mold. Yeah, yeah, the, the, the
berries it stores in its vase, like shell decomposed, become a
gooey liquid. Love that it's good.
Love. It gooey.
It can. Well, yeah, I think that's the
same entry. Yeah.
I wonder how long this fermentation process takes and
how long. And how do you know that it's
done? Cuz you do not wanna be drinking
these juices if they're not fermented.
Right. Oh, yeah.
No, that's that's that's correct.
Yeah, I feel like that's going to taste.
Bad if we're assuming it's acidic enough to carve through
rock. That's fair.
I mean, it could burn your throat.
I feel like it's it's probably a like a constant in and out type
thing. Like it's always got a pot of
broiling, fermenting berries and juice in various stages of
decay. And then but if you just like
Smitty, if you don't mind real quick, you just like pick them
up like this and you kind of tilt them out of this leg hole,
some juice will pour out. See like.
This peed on the desk. Gross.
Yeah, that's not peed, it's juice.
What? That's juice, Yeah.
What is pee if not just juice? How do we How do we know it's
not the juice? But yeah, so it, it just, you
know, I, I feel like it's just constantly put more berries in,
decomposing those berries into juice and then you can just pour
the juice out. So you know, it's not a, it's
not a one batch system, so to speak.
Maybe there's compartments inside the chuckle and when it's
done fermenting, it moves over to the the pour outside like you
can't, you can't pour out the stuff that's non fermented.
You can only pour out the stuff that is.
Oh, that's an interesting concept.
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
Unfortunately, you know this shell right here is pretty hard.
Keeps snocking on it. Yeah, it's, it's pretty, it's
pretty hard, you know. So unfortunately it's, I don't
know that anyone's really gotten inside of there to to look
around. It's impossible.
Can't do it, can't be done. Ferment juices.
That's the last one we read from SENO.
I don't think there's nothing really else interesting in Sino
there. Nothing.
Oh, actually, Unova has a unique, a little different
flavour text on this entry. Wow.
Yeah, you know. Good joke.
I love that.
Thank you.
Welcome. You know, the actually has
something to say now, so that's interesting, the Berry stored in
its face like that. Was the joke that I told last
week executed worse? The Berry store in a space like
shell eventually become a thick pulpy juice.
So thick. So we got thick, we got gooey,
we got pulpy. You know, all, all great
adjectives. I love to describe the juice
that I I drink on a regular. Like if it's thick and gooey,
shouldn't it be like a jam or a Jelly or something?
It's not that. It's not that.
Thick No, No, no, no. OK, because.
I just don't think for juice the adjective thick or gooey is is
good. To me that says it's past its
drink time. It's it's rancid and and out of
date. And gross.
What do you What do you have to say about pulpy juice?
I get it, I understand why people like it, but it's not my
thing. No, OK.
All right. Well, OK.
So Kalos is pretty much repeats what we got before.
There's not really too much unique in Kalos.
Thank you Carlos, but no thank you, nothing.
Alola actually just doesn't have an entries, so.
They don't. They don't know about chuckle.
They don't know about. Yeah, Alola, Alola did not get
get their hand on this ball so and in Galar, let's see shall.
No, I don't now I I don't think no, there's nothing really new
in in galore either. I mean, we, you know what they.
Don't know you like we do, Smitty.
And I hate to say it, but Paldea doesn't have any interest
either, just like a Lola. So, you know, really,
unfortunately, Shuckle is pretty pretty simple, simply faceted he
and that's not a bad thing. Smitty, Sorry, I I know, don't
look at me like that. That's so sad.
Chuckle is chuckle is a very straightforward Pokémon and it
and it does one thing really good and that is hide really
still and also ferment berries in its jar like shell.
OK, but we do have some unique entries.
So coming first from Ash's Pokedex, Chuckle the Mold
Pokémon. When Chuckle places organic
materials into its husk like shell, the items are transformed
into a unique juice. Chuckle are naturally shy and
are often found hiding beneath rocks.
Yeah, so alright, alright, so you can put.
Any organic material in there and it will.
Anything. That that's what I thought was
interesting. Tree bark?
Yeah, corn. Corn, yeah.
Human flesh. Oh, I don't know about that.
I don't know about that. What do you mean you don't know
about that? It could.
It's a it's organic material. I know, but.
You could eat. You could eat some some human
flesh, juice, ferment, sit in a chuckle shell.
We are not condoning that, by the way.
Well, I'm just saying it's a possible thing.
We're not condoning it, I suppose.
Why is everybody looking at me like that?
It's just about your Team Rocket days.
You guys used to be cannibals too.
I was not in Team Rocket. I was not.
Did you were? Cannibal end of night out.
Awesome. You said you said when you were
in Team Rocket, were you a cannibal?
By me saying I was not in Team Rocket, I think therefore it
follows I was also not a. Cannibal be interpreted as I was
a cannibal, but not with Team Rocket.
I don't know if he. Start He stopped his cannibalism
when he joined Team Rocket. I was never in Team Rocket.
Yeah, I decided to reform myself by joining Team Rocket.
Listen, Professor. Professor, let me just let me
just step over here real quick. Professor.
OK, bye. Don't mind.
Yeah, yeah. OK, he's no, I don't know why he
stepped over there. Corbin, you What's going on?
Professor. No, no.
Professor. Professor, come over here real.
God, he wants to talk to me. Alright, fine.
What? Yeah.
If, if, if you, if you like, I'll I'll put I'll get some
human flesh to put in Smitty if you want.
I don't want some. Flesh.
Do you want some flesh to? If.
You want some flesh juice? I'll get it for you.
No, no, Corbin, stay out of this conversation.
What's broom and blesh? What are you talking about?
If, if that's what you, if that's what you need, professor.
I'll make it happen. Possibility.
I don't want what you need. I don't want like.
Let's go back. He's very curious.
OK, all right, all right, all right.
Don't worry about it, Corbin. Don't worry about it, Corbin.
OK, OK. But Corbin and I do have
something for you to worry about, and that's our next
entry. It comes from.
Actually it comes from Don's Pokedex.
Oh, Princess. Hey, be careful.
No, the Prince. That's Princess a little bit.
No, I don't know what it was it say on your on your Yeah.
We may have to call Princess, and that's Princess Jenny.
No, we don't need to call Officer Princess Jenny.
Officer Princess Jenny here at the JoJo region.
Not necessary. Yeah, so Don's pocket to
century, says Chuckle. The bold Pokémon.
Chuckle stores berries inside its shell, and the berries
eventually turn into a delicious juice.
Thank you. Thank you.
So ashes. Ashes.
Pokedex said unique juice. Don said Delicious juice.
So yeah. That's that's her favorite word,
isn't? It delicious and unique.
All right, so that's going to do it for Pokedex entries this time
around. Wow, easy peasy.
Yeah, yeah. And so I guess that brings us to
the testing portion all. Right.
Give me a pop quiz. Give me a pop quiz.
Everybody ready for the testing portion?
Absolutely. All right, well, I'm so sorry,
professor. It's it's not a pop quiz.
I really wanted to do a pop quiz, but but Portia told me I
couldn't do a pop quiz every time.
So this time around we are gonna do a poem So.
So I'm really excited. Obviously Corbin really loves
his poems, but you know, I'd be really interested to see what
kind of poem that the Professor Jacob can come up to.
The Professor Jacob. The great, powerful, dreamy and
wise poem producing professor. Thank you.
Great hair, I'll tell you. Yeah, thanks.
Go ahead and just let me know when you're done.
We'll be back in just a moment. Okay, Mr. He did it.
He did it again. Smitty, he called me Dad.
All right. Well, looks like Corbin.
Corbin's good. Are you?
Are you good, Corbin? Good.
Yeah, I'm good. I'm Gucci.
Yeah. All right.
I'm, I'm a little bit nervous. I don't know, like I don't, I
don't know if I can stand up to Corbin's, you know, incredible
rhyme making skills as pissed. If you're that pressured, you
should probably go first. What do you what do you think,
Mr. Hearns? Who should go first?
Here, no, I think we need to save the best for last.
And of course that that is going to be of course, the professor,
because I know the professor what the professor's capable of.
So Corbin, please go ahead. Come up front here to the front
of the. Class.
Yes, of course. And read your poem for the
class. All right, everybody, here is my
poem. I call it Shuckle.
Their names? Thugs all.
Right, but the poem doesn't. Here we go, a mold foretold by
young and old. The bug of my wildest dreams.
So small, not tall, the cutest of all.
This bug is not what it seems. It slinks and shrinks to make a
drink from the berries mixed inside.
Juice. So gooey, not chewy, no fooey,
the sweetness cannot hide. Would you care to share just a
hair of your very Berry mixture. Oh chuckle.
I chuckle when I begin to suckle on your delicious elixir.
And that's it. Wow, that's good.
That's good. Pretty.
Good. I, I love that.
I love that. I didn't, I didn't like the
suckle part. I kind of, I kind of recoiled a
little bit at that, but. That's all right.
Do you want me to say it's slower?
Would that? Help.
No. Oh God no.
Suckle, I thought. I thought you were going to save
some device suck. Porsche cut that out.
Cut that part out. I thought you were going to go
somewhere else with the suckling, but that's fine.
No, I know where stay in my lane when it comes to the suckling
so. All right.
Thank you very much, Corbin. That was that was very good.
Like always, you do seem to thrive with the poems.
So yeah, yeah, I could feel wait.
I see a rhyming dictionary on his desk.
No, no, no, don't mind that. Don't wait.
A second, now that I'm looking at it from this angle, I can see
a little bit. More.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's nothing.
That's just a notebook that I have.
Don't worry about it. Anyways, Professor, Let's see
what. You got so so that that listen,
that was great. But you know, now we're going to
hear from a true master, a true a true a true savant of poetry
here. Please go ahead.
Right. Gracious with your presence,
Professor Jacob, please. Let's hear it.
This poem is called Shellstar.
Somebody once told me that shuckles juice is gooey.
It likes to store berries in its shell.
It was looking kind of shocked when I found it in some rocks
since it normally can hide pretty well.
Well, the juice starts fermenting and it doesn't stop
fermenting, mixing with the to goo.
It makes me want to start running, but it doesn't make
sense not to. Just try a taste.
Your tongue goes numb but it can't go to waste.
Hey now you're a shuckle. Get your mold on, Make juice.
Hey now, you're a bug type. Get your hold on those berries.
All that glitters is gold. The end.
OK, so we're just parroting other songs.
I'm sorry, I'm like parroting other songs.
This is original. I'm sorry, what are you talking
about? It definitely sounds like I've
heard that. I don't know exactly about
Corbin, no. No, no, there's a band that does
that. It's called Rock Smash Mouth.
I've definitely heard that song before.
No, no, no, you're you're clearly mistaken, Professor.
That was that was beautiful. That was.
Thank you. And you know what?
Don't don't pay attention to Corbin.
He doesn't. He doesn't.
He's just jealous, 'cause you, you did such a better job than
him. He's just jealous.
Yeah. So.
Pretty jealous that he's making up songs that don't, that don't
exist here in this world that we live in.
Maybe, maybe in some other world, Corvin, maybe in some
other life. It's possible that there is a
song that sounds something similar to that and it wasn't,
it wasn't a song. I wasn't singing a song.
I was reading a poem. So it's very different.
It just sounds like it should be sound like it was structured.
Like, no, professor, please, please don't even don't even say
that hypothetical. There's no one in any reality
that could come close to you in your book.
You It's OK. Thank you.
So. Any timeline?
That's insane. So, so so So what did you think?
Do you think it was good or? Yeah, no, I thought it was
great. I'm look, I'm tearing up over
here. And so is Smitty.
Look at, look at Smitty over there.
So emotional. Smitty loves it.
Smitty's loving it up over here.
So I, you know, I don't get to really.
There's not too much of A grading thing with poems.
They are just are what they are. But if I could, I would give you
a bonus point and I would give Corbin a -1 for all of his.
Jealousy. Come on, I'm tired of him being
teacher already. Well, unfortunately you have the
rest of bug stravaganza. Bug, stravaganza and sneeze.
That's right. Thank you so much, professor,
for pointing that out. All right, so wrapping up the
class here today. That's going to do.
It wrap it up Porsche play the music.
Wrap it up. Wrap it up because I can't do it
wrap it up. Play the wrap up music play.
The rap music. Beautiful OK, great, that was
beautiful Porsche. But anyway, let's that that'll
do it for class today real quick.
Corbin, tell me what's 1 great thing that our our fellow
students can find on the Patreon?
So on our Patreon, there's a ton of great stuff, but one of the
best things about the Patreon is that we have Q and as every
month you can ask us anything from how we run this class to
what our favorite foods are to would you rather questions.
It doesn't matter if you are the Gold Star student, you can
listen to the Q&A, but if you're the highest tier professors
assistant, you can ask us anything you want and we are
legally obligated to answer. No, no, no again.
Legally obligated. We are not.
We can decide to not answer questions if we want to.
I do have another thing about the Patreon I wanna.
Okay, go ahead. So you get full, so if you even
the $1.00 tier, even the lowest tier, you get access to the
Discord. Because I want to say this again
because I feel like a lot of people join our discord and
leave when they realize they can't really interact with
anything outside of like the announcements channel.
The Discord is only like to be able to interact in the Discord,
like comment, talk to other people, you got to be a patron
to do it. It's as little as a dollar.
I mean, the only reason we do that is so that we don't get
people who aren't interested in the show or sorry, who aren't a
part of the lesson series. Exactly.
Flooding the discord and saying whatever, it's kind of a fail
safe to keep it a little. It's easier to moderate when
there's like a $1.00 fail safe or like $1.00 threshold,
whatever you want to say. And, and you know, only the true
fans of and students of this class can can get in.
That's right. So get in there.
The true fans of this lesson series.
That's right. That's right.
Professor Jacob. Yeah.
Quick, very quickly. Tell tell the class something
great about our YouTube channel. All right, listen, we all know
that you can watch the Nuz Lock on the YouTube channel.
Everybody knows that. But something that might get
overlooked are the fun little clips that we have from the mute
from the Nuz Lock. You can also find those on the
YouTube as well. You can also find them on
TikTok. They are very funny and huge
shout out to Portia for working on and those.
They are excellently and they are well done.
If you if you're not sure if you want not watching those lock,
you can watch a couple of those clips, see if it, see if it wets
your whistle. That's yeah, yeah, yeah, on
TikTok, Instagram, YouTube Shorts, whatever they're.
On they're everywhere. They're everywhere and anywhere.
That's why we're a household name now.
That's right, millions of listeners every month.
Thank you so much, Professor Jacob, and I want to invite
everybody to be back next week as we continue Bug Extravaganza
and Sneezel with our next Pokémon.
Jacob or Professor Jacob. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
Wow, that's it. Wow, Wow, professor.
Victoria beat him up. I'm sorry, no Victoria, no Vic.
Yeah, she was here the whole time.
She was here the whole time waiting for you.
Oh, she's really laying into him.
Oh, my God. Oh.
Wow. She was back in the class.
I thought that was a Fern or something.
Oh God. She was talking about to play
well, Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis Yeah, obviously we're
learning about just said you I next.
That was so good. What about you Corbin?
What do you think we're who we're learning about next week?
Is it Galicipod? Galicipod however you say it.
No, that's a good guess though, because it's a bug type.
No, next week we're going to. Learn about hair cross.
Oh, I like hair. Cross is a cool one.
If only Hair Cross could have been here today to protect me
from Victoria, it would have been great, but Victoria I?
Think you'd be really good at hide and seek?
Yeah, I had no idea. Like honestly.
No idea. You.
If I didn't know that, like if I hadn't told you to be here and
Casey called me just Jacob instead of Professor Jacob, I
would not have known that you were here at all.
That's right, and until until next week class is dismissed.
You got to get that looked at that's.