Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is PJ Man. What?
No, Yeah, OK. This occurs like that one.
I'm still trying to. I'm still trying to, you know,
connect to the kids that the headmaster told me.
And remember Corbin? Yeah, yeah.
I don't feel it. Yeah.
I'm the You guys didn't like the P Man for some reason, and you
also didn't like Professor J Man.
Oh, no, no, Professor, I really like P, man, I.
Haven't found the you know those nicknames?
Really. Click with me.
Yeah, Professor I. Don't know.
OK, well, I mean, I'm out of options now.
But anyways, welcome. Thank you all so much for
attending this lecture on Pokémon Biology.
Of course, joining me here in the classroom today is my
teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis. If you could please say hello to
everybody. Why, hello there, class.
I'm glad to be here. I'm just Mr. Curtis.
Please do not pay attention to me.
Pay attention to PJ Man over the air.
The PJ man. PJ Man, I went.
To dramas all the time. The PJ does stands for Professor
Jacob. I just want to make sure people
know that because I am professor.
Jacob, don't don't forget the P OK?
That's important. That's right.
Yep, I could never. Also joining us in class today
is our young trainer in training, Corbin.
Corbin, please say hello to everybody.
Hey, everyone. Yeah.
Hey, what's up? What's up?
You know, don't forget the P
That was something my mother said when I had to take a urine
test to join this class. But be speaking with Professor,
why did we have to have a urine test before joining?
I do do not require that, so I don't know.
Well, I saw it. I saw it.
It was in the acceptance letter for the Saffron City Learning
Center back in the day. It was like.
It is I I did have it added added all to all of the all of
the acceptance letters. Why?
Why?
I have to make sure that you're not being contaminated by
another school. You have to come into the
Saffron City Learning Center pure and fresh.
So. This is not a requirement.
This is not a requirement you. Can tell that from the urine.
We're off track, aren't we? I'm sorry.
Yes, yeah, all this is going to get cut out anyway, so it
doesn't really matter. Cut it out, Portia.
So we have a couple of things to talk about before the lesson
actually starts. So first of all, as we've
mentioned previously, nominations for class president
are ongoing as we speak. However, they will not be going
on for much longer. So make sure to get those Gengar
males in at to wwopokemon@gmail.com and how
much time is left, please hold on, please include class
President in the subject line. That'll help us out so much.
You have until you have one week left.
All right. One week from today.
Calling it now one week. If you are listening to this to
this. The week it comes out.
Yes, the the day, the very day that it comes out.
Oh, a real student. A real hard working.
Student Yeah, so that would be on the 31st of January, which is
what today is right now. Obviously you have until
February 7th to send in your nomination.
Then, once February 7th hits that we we will not be accepting
any more nominations. This will be when the Pichu
lesson comes out. Spoilers.
We're cutting you off. That's it.
Yes, spoilers, I guess. Yes, I guess for the end of
today's lesson. And for today's lesson,
actually. Hey.
You guys should know what Pokémon it is, but yes, starting
on February 7th is when the voting begins.
So it for the PHU lesson, make sure to look for a link to a
Google form in our link tree, which you can find in the
description, but we'll talk more about that when the time comes.
But for now, make sure that this week, if you want to be
nominated for class President, make sure you get those Gengar
males in. All right.
Speaking of Gengar Mail, we actually have a couple of here
that I would like like to read if that's OK with everybody.
Read it up. Read it up.
Did you catch up?
I would love it. OK, the first one comes to us
from a soon to be Professor Elias.
Whoa. So Elias says hello, Greetings
and salutations. Mr. Professor Jacob and the
wonderful student Corbin and Curtis stop.
Stop. Stop.
There are some ellipses there, which is why I took a break.
Also, it's just just Professor Jacob.
You don't need to add the Mr. It's either Professor Jacob or
Mr. Jacob. I prefer Professor though.
Or Jacob, No. No, no, no, no, no.
Nobody calls me. That's not just please.
Jacob is my father. Really.
Yeah, I'm Mr. or Professor Jacob.
OK, so you're a junior then you're AJJ.
Not necessarily. Anyways, so Elias's Gangaramel
says my name is Elias. I'm quite fond of this lesson
series. I'm currently studying to become
a researcher in the very under researched field of Pokémon
taxonomy, as well as the enigmatic Ultra Beasts, my
favorite group of Pokémon. This series has been a good
refresher for Pokémon and their relations as I prepare for
creating a Pokémon Tree of Life. OK, OK.
Yeah, I I assume that's like it's not like an actual tree,
right? Like just a.
No, it's more of a shrub. Families of Pokémon and how they
interact with each other. That's what I'm guessing.
I mean, that's what I know, right?
Right. Yeah.
Yeah, you totally know that. You're a very educated
professor. Thank you with who are you?
I was being sarcastic. I don't like this tone.
I think you need to check
yourself before I wreck you self.
Oh, you don't like my tone? MM hmm, fine.
You're not a real professor. Wow.
And I'm. Going to take you outside the
class. Now come.
On a little bit pitchy Mr. Curtis.
Nope, you're coming with me now. Oh, you guys didn't know that
you signed up for the musical lesson of Welcome to the World
of Pokémon? Right.
That's right, Lantern is musical.
Everybody knows. What?
Wait, wait. Who's today?
Anyways, Elias says with my love of the fields I'm researching, I
can't help but be fascinated with Mr. Curtis.
I'm. Disgusted by.
Him fascinated and disgusted. That's right.
Where could he possibly belong on the Tree of Life?
I would like to share my hypothesis.
Curtis must be a bug ghost type ultra beast.
That's giving him too much credit.
Yeah. Comments Comments Mr. Curtis.
I'm a human. I don't know what you're talking
about. I see.
Like, I can't help but feel like there was a question mark at the
end of human, Right. Didn't it feel like that?
No, I'm a I'm a I'm 100% human. You can see right here in my big
human hands. How hey, how frequently do you
need to clip your fingernails, Mr. Curtis?
Just out of curiosity. Curtis.
Let him answer. I clip them once a week.
It feels like a little bit too, too much.
Is that is that is that too soon too, too?
Much. Once a month?
Once a month.
Look at my hands. Look at my hands.
How many fingers you see? 10, Professor.
Hold up your hands. Look how many fingers you have.
Refused to participate in this. All right.
I'm pretty sure he's got 10. You, Mr. Curtis, hold up your
fingers. Let's see right here.
That's eleven. You had 12, but one got bitten
off by an Aria dose. So explain.
That it's starting to grow back. Grow back.
You're definitely not. Wiggle.
A little bit. It is low.
I hate see the bone is starting to form first.
I hate that it's making that sound, and I hate.
That can make it wiggle a little.
Bit please stop wiggling your little baby half grown growth
thumb please stop. I thought that was just a
pimple. Well this this goes well into
what Elias says next, which is with his many anomalous traits,
he would fit in among the wacky and unique creatures of the
Ultra Beast. He came back from death.
So the he came back from death, and the bug type is obvious.
This leads me to another hypothesis of mine, that his
infatuation with a spinnerac is because spinnerac resembled the
natural fauna of his home dimension.
He's trying to breed Spinnerac into an identical species to
that of his home world to terraform the world into a
replica of his home planet. I like the way you think.
That's the best Mr. Curtis theory I've heard so far.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, is it, is it close to being the truth, Mr.
Curtis? Thoughts.
Of course not. Of course not.
My my job is to assist the professor and his teaching of
this class and nothing more. And you know what?
Maybe I serve the night mother on the side.
OK, Is that Is that so wrong? Well, I think she asks you to
commit atrocities against other Pokemons, so maybe.
Am I so evil that I can't enjoy the the guidance of the Sweet
night? Mother, listen, if there's any
Pokémon for me to be similar to, I'm OK with being a relative of
Sheninja. OK, Sheninja.
Sheninja. That's right.
Also, nobody said you were evil.
You said that no. Like nothing in Elias's Gengar
male said that you were evil. I'm a simple 8 foot tall 12
finger having human. OK, What's wrong with that?
That's not normal. You heard it here first folks.
He's he's a regular, 8 foot tall, 12 finger having human.
That's right. And you know what?
What else can we ask for? Elias goes on to say.
Greenish color blood. That's normal.
Well, I mean for his. I mean, not everybody can have
the same color blood Corbin. God, that's right.
I went to the store to buy some blood and they were out of red.
What was I supposed to do? Wait, hold on.
You're drinking what? I mean, we.
Can't guys, We can't. We have a lot to talk.
About we got, we got to, we got to keep going.
So Elias says. Now my message is getting quite
lengthy, you know, and certainly not helped by us rambling every
5 seconds. Now my message is getting quite
lengthy, so I'll make this last part quick.
I want to ask the other students to participate in class by
sending in theories about the Pokémon being discussed for a
review from our great professor. Here's an example with Hutu.
I believe that Hutu, they must have sent this in around the
time that Hutu lesson came out. Yeah, we're great with keeping
up with emails. Hey, we are.
Hey, Hey. Yeah, we are, Yeah.
We are. It's sometimes, you know,
lessons get planned very early in advance.
All right. That's right.
I believe that hoot hoot and this is what Elias says.
I believe that Hoot, Hoot and it's evolution are close
relatives of of Rowlett and by extension I'll let you guess.
Decision Why? Yeah, it's decision why?
They say it's decision why? By the way, they share similar
body types with similarly shaped beaks, feathers and generally
round body dexterous necks. I wouldn't say hoot.
Hoot has a neck. Is that a new Pokedex?
What does that mean? Dexterous necks.
Yeah, I haven't. Is that Is that a new?
Is that a new model? Yeah, I mean, God, that really
does the dexterous next. That sounds like that'd be a
great name for a band. Yeah, it would be.
Mr. Curtis. Maybe you and I should start a
band. Yeah, you, you say.
I want to hear it come out of Mr. Curtis's mouth.
Dex, Dex, Dextrous neck. Nope, there's two necks.
Dextrous necks, but that's very close.
More than one neck, dexterous next.
Very good. Nope.
Oh, that was pretty good, and the Elias finishes off by saying
and both having quick and strong legs.
What do you think? Anyways, I eagerly await the day
you reach my favorite Pokémon Zirka tree.
That's not a real one. And about a deck?
Well, it's an Ultra beast, so oh.
Oh. Is that a Pokémon?
No. I guess we'll figure out one
once we get there. Yeah, we'll get there for sure.
Buzzwell, this is what Elias says.
Buzzwell is my second favorite Ultra beast.
You hear that, Curtis? Hey, you know what?
That's all right. It's not a it.
Listen, if you're going to go with an A bug type ultra beast,
then Formosa I think is the better option.
I think both Swell's a little you know, to seated.
All right. A little narcissistic.
Hey, look at me. I'm so big I can lift big rocks.
I could throw things down. That's cool.
I both swell. You know what?
Formosa No. You were pretty on board with
like Machak, Mach OP and Machamp, Mr. Curtis.
Well, how come when it's a bug buff Pokémon you don't like it?
It's not that I just. It's all bug types.
See, the thing I love about Machop and Macho Champ and
Sensei William Shire back in the saffron sitting Learning Center,
it's that they're always trying to get better.
They're trying to get bigger. They're practicing, they're
getting swole. They never stop trying to
improve themselves. Buzzwall.
Never stop stopping. Buzwall is just like, look at
me, I'm cool. And he doesn't, you know, he's
all about the show, not about the grow.
That's all I'm saying. About all right here first,
Elias says. I'll keep you guys updated on my
research until then. Hear you guys later.
Bye. So, yeah, thank you.
Thank you so much, Elias. So I do like the idea of
students sending in their theories about Pokémon that
we're learning about. That would be awesome.
However, if you want it to be included in the specific lesson
of the Pokémon that you are giving us your theories on, make
sure you send it like, I don't know, four or five weeks in
advance. Yeah, I feel like we've said
this like 20 times. And it bears repeating.
It does. It does three to four weeks at
least. So please, please, please send
them in early. We I planned these lessons far
in advance, and once I have it, you know, once I have the Lesson
plan all set up, it's has to be followed meticulously or else
everything gets thrown off the rails.
It's not possible. That's right, You do not want to
see what class turns into. If the professor's rails are
thrown off, it's not good. Basically, it does a lot to help
us, you know, keep doing lessons consistently.
The night before is definitely impossible.
Well, yes, this is true. I probably won't even see it the
night before. Yeah.
OK. So thank you again, Elias.
Mr. Curtis, Gold Star, what do you think?
What do you think? You know what?
Your heart was in the right place.
But I'm just a human. That's all I am.
But I but I sure I'll give you a Gold Star for that.
You didn't. Gold Star Warrior.
All right. Don't spend it all on one place,
Elias. That's right.
Don't. That's right.
All right, the this next Gengar male comes to us from a a Gengar
male regular. You may have heard our previous
emails or Gengar mails from Alexander.
They like to send us lists of things that we've said really
holding us accountable. I love it.
I love the research. Craziness that sometimes happens
here, which, you know, it's sometimes craziness happens in
in the classroom. Yeah, a.
Little bit. Alexander says hi, Mr. Curtis,
Corbin and Professor Jacob. You will have to guess why that
order is the way it is. Height.
Is it height? I think it's height.
I think I'm the smallest though. Oh yeah, you're right.
You are the smallest. Dang it.
Maybe it's like an important sandwich, so the most important
things in the middle. The I mean, yeah, the the youth
are our most important, our our most precious material.
That's right. Think of the children.
And that's why I teach this class, You know, I got a
invitation in The Next Generation, Isn't that right,
Mr. Curtis? Yes, it is your job as the
professor to guide our future Pokémon masters.
That's right. And also job.
To assist the guiding of the future Pokémon masters, thank
you. Why?
Why are you reading that off of your hand?
Yeah. I don't.
I mean, that's that came right off the Dome.
What are you talking about, Professor?
You're also You're reading that off your hand, too.
You know what? I'm just going to put my hands
behind me and I'm not going to look at them anymore.
Now you're reading a sheet of paper on your desk.
Why are you doing this? Also, did you hear how loud his
bones cracked when he put his hands behind his back?
That was crazy. Are you OK?
I. I I I don't know.
Wonder if the recording device picked that up?
I don't know what to do. I don't.
Know. OK, well we'll take the
attention off of you, Alexander's Gangar mail says.
I'm so glad you've been enjoying my Gangar mails I've been
sending to you. I have a lot of fun researching
for them. I love your input on my work
now. I was not expecting my list of
miscellaneous things to be as much of a hit as it was.
That list is by far the longest, and I figured I might as well
give another update. This one is from the wiggly
tough lesson to the Abra lesson. I don't remember those even a
little bit. Nope.
That's just as arbitrary as the
last one, but there is there's a reason, trust me.
I wonder what the reason is. All right, so I'll read a couple
of the. I'm not gonna read all of them,
cuz there are a lot here. But I'll I'll read.
A couple of them. We'll post them on the Discord.
And then pass it around for some of those for Mr. Curtis and
Corman to read their favorites. Sure.
So this one says there is also a Hypno counselor at the SDLC
along with Perry. There is.
I did, I did, I did. Remember that.
Yeah. Yeah, they're office right next
to each other. Right.
Perry Canna came in and checked the office by store.
I mean, let's be honest. Well, I mean, he just, hypno
just puts people to the hypno just put people to sleep.
Whereas the Perry actually listened like Perry decided to
actually listen to people's problems.
He listens to mine, at least. So I mean, I think he's better
suited for the role, whereas the Hypno is just kind of more like,
oh, you need a quick fix. Let's take a nap, buddy.
This next one, I don't know. I can't.
I don't know if I said it or somebody else said it, but it
says Professor Jacob has two giant toes on his feet.
Professor I. I'm pretty sure I have regular
sized toes. I mean, I I wouldn't be able to
wear regular shoes if I didn't have regular sized toes, right?
That's true. That's.
True. Let's see here Professor Jacob
wears overalls and big rubber gloves.
Sometimes. You do wear that sometimes.
I don't mention it because I don't want to make fun.
But I wore it once and people won't stop talking about.
It you did wear it that one time you did.
Wear it and you look so good at it, Professor, you should do it
some more. I don't.
I I I don't even know why I did it that one time.
I don't, I don't know, feeling frisky that day.
No, Maybe was it for like Halloween or something?
I don't. Know.
I don't remember. Maybe.
Corbin is ripped. I don't know if that's true.
Yeah. Look at that.
They're not very big. My arms are really tiny.
That was a lie. Which is the lie.
That. That I'm not ripped.
Who am I kidding? Yeah, I'm small.
OK, that's the last one I'll say, then I'll pass it around.
Professor Jacob still has the Gold Duck so that he can race it
against the various Water type Pokémon like he promised and
promised the Caps. Well, I mean, I'll listen.
I'll race it against, you know, other water type Pokémon that
say that they're the fastest water type Pokémon they mention
anything about, like speed in there.
Yeah. Then we got to get out in the
field and see it happen. Yeah, maybe so.
Yeah, keep keep reminding me and then we'll do it for the next
one. All right.
Here, Corbin, You, you take the list and see if you find one
that you like. Oh.
OK, sure. Apparently I'm a Husky choirboy.
Well, I'm not a Husky. Let's hear those pipes.
I don't know. I'm.
A Husky. I have a Husky or voice.
You're a little plump, little, little chunk.
Why, there's a little dummy there, but I have spindly arms.
But I am a Husky choirboy. You heard me singing in the
beginning. I do speak side duck.
That is one on here. Corbin speaks in side duck.
I do I do can? You say hello in side duck.
Yeah, listen, See that? Oh my God, that sounded exactly
like a side duck. Yeah, well, now say something a
little bit longer, like, hello, how are you today?
I am feeling well. Can you picture this weather
we're having? Yeah, yeah.
Tell us to explain the weather to us in side duck.
Yeah, OK, here we go. I don't that didn't sound right.
I think you I think there's some conjugation issues.
There. I think I got one of the
annunciations wrong. Whatever.
I need to go home and practice, yeah.
Yeah, you're getting your side Duck is getting rusty.
I am another thing great name. For a side duck.
By the way, Rusty the side duck. Rusty, the side good name Mr.
Curtis apparently has poker nights.
Can you verify? Mm hmm, sure.
I mean not, not since coming to the GCLCBOTSCL.
CI mean. Pretty close.
I think there's a yeah, that's pretty close.
But yeah, but I used to back in the at the Saffron Sitting
Learning Center and on here as well is the.
Curtis, the waiting area in the lobby is the Saffron Sitting
Learning Center. You mean the Saffron City
Learning Center, right? Right.
Actually, that's the Saffron City sitting center.
No, he keeps saying the saffron. Sitting learning.
I know what he said. I'm correcting you.
That place you're describing is the saffron.
Saffron City Sitting Center Oh, OK, OK, yeah.
And it and it's in city center. It's in the center of the city.
Right. So it's the Saffron City sitting
center in the city center. And so, Alexander, when you're
when you get to this lesson and you're recording all the the
dumb stuff we say into a list, go ahead and include this one.
Yeah, why not? It's definitely, yeah,
definitely all accurate. And Alex also brings up my I I
do poker nights. I also do tabletop role-playing
games with Gary. I did.
Haven't seen Gary in a while. Yeah, well, he's out here.
Yeah, I know it's disappointing. But you know, we used to run an
office together. It was actually quite
therapeutic, you know, to get out and like practice the
filling out forms and you know, doing things in triplicate and
submitting things up to upper management and having, you know,
an office pizza party, you know, all that type of stuff.
Yes. Sorry, I'm sorry.
I fell asleep there for a second.
There's we still reading this list that Corbin give.
Give the list to Mr. Curtis. Oh, here you go.
Thank you. Give.
Me. Give me two.
Give me two that you like Mr. Curtis.
Well, I do think that I I have, oh, they he mentions here my my
collection of of my wooden alphabet that's all made out of
rotten wood. That's back at the house.
I didn't bring that. I should have brought that with
me, that. Would have been if it was
necessary. Maybe you can like re carve it
out of, you know, regular wood. But it's not a soft and chewy
though. You're eating it.
I mean not, I mean not really eating it, but just kind of, you
know, gnawing on. It is that like your alphabet
soup. No, no, no.
It helps. Well, you see, OK, he did talk
to me about this before. So remember how eradicate's
teeth are constantly growing? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it's Mr. Curtis is like
that too, and he has to gnaw on something to grind.
Them down. Wait, were you talking about
eradicate today, Professor? I told you that in confidence.
You don't. You can't tell them about my
teeth and how they continue to grow all the time.
OK, give me, give me one, give me one more Mr. Curtis.
I you know, I'm a little disappointed that Corbin doesn't
wear his lab coat anymore. I wore one, yeah.
He did stop. He did.
Stop again. I wear it one time and then
everybody thinks that, OK. It's like the same thing with
you with overalls, Professor. And the and the rubber gloves,
is that was that right that I wear that's right all the time
And my giant toes, I had those removed.
I mean, I never had them. Oh, that's right.
Can confirm never had them. I do want to say there's one
here that I do find very interesting.
Apparently the first time Mr. Curtis said Equitable was in the
Gold Duck Lesson. Wow, history.
Yeah, that's now. That's class history right
there. That's.
Class history. There you go.
All right. I'll take the paper back, Mr.
Curtis. Thank.
You. Yeah.
Here you go. Here you go.
So Alexander finishes by saying lots of stuff happens in this
era of WWO. Pokémon U3 were very unhinged.
As a reminder, I take everything seriously when it comes to these
lists. You have very interesting tastes
in clothing. Professor Jacob.
One time, One time. All right, one time.
I need all of my fellows, online students and artists to remember
this. Yes, send us fan art or student
art. No, hold on.
Don't. Yes, I I like the professor in
overalls and rubber gloves. I think you should go back to a
professor. I would love to see that.
No, Alexander goes on to say Now, a quick confirmation.
When I told you I wanted to please you 2 that was indeed a
typo. I'll be honest, I don't even, I
don't remember that either, he said.
I was talking about Professor Jacob, Mr. Curtis and Lex.
I'm sure I'm not forgetting anybody.
Hey. I have a couple of projects
planned for when I finally finished taking notes on all the
current lessons released, but you'll have to wait.
I will not rest until everything obscure is common knowledge.
Anyway, have a great lesson and keep being you too.
Wait, it's almost like we need to have a a central place to
compile all this. That would be great.
To score? Nah.
Well, it's fine. It's fine.
Listen, the only thing that really matters, the only thing
that's really important for this class is learning about Pokémon.
So we're gonna get into that. Thank you so much, Alex, for
that wonderful Gengar male. I'm gonna go ahead and give you
extra credit, cuz that's a lot of extra class work that you're
putting in and a lot of time in the lessons.
So I think that's worth extra credit, Mr. Curtis.
And a hey and a Gold Star. All right, Gold Star.
Award. I'd say 3 you.
Don't want to ruin the Gold Star market there?
Yeah, the Gold Star economy is still recovering from the
massive inflation from when the Professor took over.
From I was gonna say he did give out a lot.
He did. I get out a lot.
I just. I don't know.
I just felt so good to hand them out.
I couldn't stop. So thank you everybody, so much
for all of the Gengar mails that you've been sending.
We love to read them, but I think it's time we start the
lesson in earnest. Does anybody know who we're
talking about this week? I did already say it.
So Eagle ear. Lantern Yes.
It's not deciduous, no. It is Lantern.
We're learning about Lantern today.
Has anybody seen a Lantern? Mr. Curtis I know you have.
No, but I've I've seen a few light bulbs.
I mean, that's basically it, right?
That's basically a Lantern. So I don't need to throw, I
don't need to throw one out, right?
Really, I'd like to see one I've never seen.
One. I'd like to see one, yeah.
Fine. All right, here is a Lantern.
Oh, there's a splat. Oh, hello there.
Little guy. Now it is laying on its side,
but it's fine. It's, it's fine.
It can breathe and it's happy. It's waving.
It's little fins at you. Oh, it's very.
Cute. Yes, buddy.
So let's not It's dry land isn't the best place for a Lantern.
So let's go ahead and describe it quickly and then we can put
it back into the pokeball. We should really get, like a
little inflatable pool to put in the classroom.
Well, let's see. It's got a huge despite it's
conditions, we should get an inflatable pool.
I'd love to sit in that during class.
Let's see, despite it's conditions.
It's very we could do better than an inflatable pool, I
think. I mean, do we have the budget?
I don't know a professor. We listen.
I'll talk to the headmaster and see if we can get, you know,
like an aquarium or something. You know what, Just just
consider it done, Professor. I'll have it.
By the next class I'll have it. Ready.
We tell you three things about this Lantern.
Let me tell you 3. Things about it.
Three things it is. It is slick.
That's one. It is awesome. 2.
And it's Mary. Despite, despite the, you know,
the circumstances of it being out of the water, it's Mary.
It's happening. Quite contrary too.
And those things together make it Sam.
So I'm gonna call this one Sam. And now that I'm checking my
notes, it actually happens to be one of our patrons, so that's a
weird coincidence, OK? Are those the notes?
Are those the only notes that you bring to class?
Yeah, yeah, it says people who make us money.
There's a bunch of bullet points there.
People that assist the class, I think is is what you're.
Is oh that my notes say, people who give us that good, good
moolah, that dango, if you will. OK, yeah, the dango.
Those The dango. Oh man, I forgot literally all
of the all of the jargon that. We made the puffins.
What? The puffins.
They make us those good, good puffins.
I see. I haven't heard that slang.
Yeah, that one. What does?
What does that mean? You know, like puff puffins that
you feed to to. Pokémon.
So you mean literal puffins? They make us literal puffins.
Money to buy. Puffins.
OK, you're saying it. You're saying it like it means
something other than puffin. Bacon.
That puffin. OK.
Whatever. Thank you, Sam, for being a
subscriber on Patreon. We love that.
But not you, Sam on the floor. No, not you, Sam.
You're useless to us. I know.
I think it's cool. Sam is cute.
Don't be saying. That about this, Sam.
Sam is probably going to die in the next few minutes if you
don't get him in some water and he's happy.
So let's let's describe Sam. We haven't.
We haven't just really described.
Sam is a very, you know, it's it's a very elongated fish like
Pokémon. It's got a blue body, two fans
on the side, a kind of a. It's got some antenna.
Does got some antenna with these bright bulbs.
On the end of each of them, there's one on the front, one
that kind of faces the backside. Like lant.
Like lanterns. Lanterns, some would say.
You know this, I I will say I I was very much for having Chincho
transition to a bug type Pokémon.
I don't. Know what that word means?
I've never heard that word before in my life.
Transition to a bug type. Pokémon oh transition.
I think it's a transition. Some call it evolution.
Transition to a bug type Pokémon Lantern.
Evolution. Lantern is much more water
looking type this time. Yeah, it doesn't have little
feats like Chincho did. Yeah, never for a bug here,
thank God. Or little wings and the and the
antenna are like 2 antennas, but it comes off of like it's like 1
main antenna and then like a second one that comes off of the
the central one. Yeah, which is kind of an
interesting way to make your antenna.
I think I feel like it's a stylistic choice.
Yeah, I'm sure it chose that on purpose.
It has like cute, like yellow goggles.
It kind of looks like, yeah, it looks like it's wearing little
goggles. Yeah.
Again, I think that's like for the aesthetic.
Are you choosing these things, Sam?
I'd say it's nodding its head. No, sorry, No, it's gasping for
air. I'm going to go ahead and put it
back into the pokeball and put. It back in the.
Poke. All right.
Thank you, Sam. Thank you.
Bye Sam. Bye Sam.
Oh, we almost had another death on our hands.
No, our first death. No, Mr. Curtis, I know.
I saw the way you were looking at Sam.
You wanted to drown it like that, Squirtle.
No. I would.
Never do that. A Lantern?
You can listen. You can drown A Squirtle.
It's possible to. It's hard.
Let's verify Curtis. You can't drown a Squirtle.
I would, I would I? Why would I know I I have no
idea why. Why you would think I would
have. Any so did the professor know?
Sounds like he was an accomplice or?
Something. No, no, no, I'm not saying I'm
not. Listen, I'm not commenting on
that specific Squirtle. I'm just saying, Squirtles, in
general it can be drowned. Lanterns I don't think can be
drowned. Only a monster would do such a
thing. Why don't we read some Pokedex
entries while we wait for the police to get here?
OK, so starting off in the joto region, the first entry says the
light it emits is so bright that it can illuminate.
Illuminate the sea's surface from a depth of over 3 miles.
Write that down. Now write that down.
You're not writing. Pokémon Oh.
OK, I'm writing. I'm writing.
So is that a Pokémon that Magnemite?
Lantern is a Pokémon. Good job, Corbin.
No does no illuminati. Is that who magnemite turns into
later? OK I so what's happening here is
I said the word illuminate incorrectly and and now Corbin
is bashing my head open with a bat.
No, hey Corbin, don't do that to the professor.
I would not curse. I don't have a bat.
Look, no thing in my hands. Listen, we can all make fun of
Mr. Curtis when he says words wrong.
But we can't make fun of me when I say words wrong.
Because I'm that's right. He's because I'm.
I'm Precious. And he has a He's sensitive.
Right. If if the professor says
something wrong, you should just blame it on me and make fun of
me anyway. All right, gladly.
All right. With that out of the way, do you
guys even remember what I said in that?
Last three miles bright stuff, I'm.
So curious you want to take a crack at it?
Oh, that they're so bright that they can illuminate underwater
over 3 miles. That's pretty good, All right,
the next one says. It blinds prey with an intense
burst of light, then swallows the immobilized prey in a single
gulp. Wow, it didn't.
Wait. No, that was just Mr. Curtis,
just like an Aria dose slurping down those juices.
So, like, what kind of Pokémon do you think would be prey for a
Lantern? I mean, what we know is that
it's probably, you know, water Pokémon and also Pokémon that
can are small enough to be eaten in one bite by a Lantern and
kind of regretting that that that that sound effect you made
there, Mr. Curtis. A.
Lot of coughing going on back there.
I'm not. I'm not.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I just hold on. I just need a quick.
Don't. Don't do it.
Please. No, not the Maple, all right?
Much better. Thank you.
Maybe. Maybe.
To answer your question, professor, maybe a horsey.
I mean, God, that's horrible to think of because horsey are
adorable. But yeah, you're probably right.
Any guesses, Corbin? Any theories?
Are we talking about professor? OK, let's go ahead and move on.
This will be I think remember points on your class
participation. I could see, I could see a
tentacle, if I'm honest with you, because they're big, but
they slide down easily. Huntail, Huntail, they're.
Very malleable, so you could kind.
Of huntails are are down there too, and they're long and
they're skinny and they could just be.
Slip straight up. Once you, you know, surprise and
blind a clam Pearl, it opens right up and they can just suck
the soft body right on out of it.
Oh my goodness. Gracious.
Wow. Tell me more.
OK, I will. This Pokémon uses the bright
part of its body, which changed from a dorsal fin to LER prey.
Yeah. OK.
There we go. All right.
So it blinds and also lures. So I guess there's like 2
brightness settings on the light.
Hey, maybe that's why it has two Mr. Curtis.
Hey, it's got two functions. About that, everything about
that makes. Sense.
That makes sense. All right, that does it for the
joto reaching entries. Moving on to the hohen recent
entries, there's actually a lot here.
There's some really interesting stuff, so make sure you're ready
give. It to me.
Give it to me. I'm worth it.
I'm ready. Lantern is nicknamed the Deep
sea Star for its illuminated antenna.
That's pretty. This Pokémon produces light by
causing a chemical reaction between bacteria and its bodily
fluids inside the antenna. OK.
Like a chemical reaction when I see Dawn.
Can we go one lesson without you talking about Dawn?
Please, I'm sorry. I'm in love.
Sorry. All right.
Well, since you sang it, I guess I'll let it.
I'll let it go this time. Sorry, The next entry.
Can I sing about how Much I Love You Burvan 1?
More outburst like that Mister Curtis you're getting coming out
of. Class I would not do something
that. Stupid.
Stop it. I'm so sorry.
Yeah, I'm so sorry. All right, the next entry says.
Lantern is known to emit light. Who would have thought?
If you peer down into the dark sea from a ship at night, you
can sometimes see this Pokémon's light rising from the depths
where it swims. It gives the sea an appearance
of a starlit night like. Getting back to Lantern at
night. That's a Husky choirboy if I've
ever seen one. Yeah, that's a Husky choirboy.
That's a Husky voice on a choirboy.
So yeah, that's kind of going back to that deep sea star
namesake, right? Yeah.
All right. The next entry says the light
emitting orbs on its back are very bright.
How bright are they? They're so bright they graduated
ahead of their class. Like me?
That's off the that was off the Dome guys, that was, that was
just straight from my brain. I was, I was not prepared.
I panicked for about a couple of milliseconds and then I was
like, no, I got this. I got this.
So that was so funny. You.
Stuck the landing, Professor. Thank you so again, and don't
don't interrupt me this time. If you want to interrupt me,
please raise your hand. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
The light emitting orbs on its back are very bright, yes,
Corbin. How bright are they?
No, you did it again. Well, I told you not to do it.
Raise your hands to A. Humility.
You're going to have to. Put you out in the hallway?
No. I don't want to go in the
hallway. It's stinky.
Yeah, What is with the odor in the hallway?
I don't know, sometimes they don't switch out the trash.
Dang it. This is why you need to get a
good set of the choke as you know the handyman around your
around. Your I know, I know.
We need some chokes up in here. Gunk is slacking.
That's. Right.
That's right. That's the, that's the totodile,
right? That eats.
That's right. Because of the trash around the
school. A little trash compactor.
I hadn't seen gunk in a while. I hope they're OK.
Last I heard he was, he got switched over to a landfill for
a little bit. He was doing a part time gig
there. Oh, like what if it turned into
full time? I hope not.
He was. He was moonlighting.
Maybe. What light?
Why I should continue reading these Pokedex entries?
Good, good. Good idea.
Thank you. So light emitting orbs on its
back are very bright. They are formed from a part of
its dorsal fin. This Pokémon illuminates the
inky darkness of the deep seas. Well, at the deepest part, it's
like 3 miles. Well, no.
Just because just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's
not illuminating. Oh, that's true.
That's true. That's true.
You're right. You can just see it from three
miles up. You're right.
All right, moving on to the Cinno region.
There's only one entry here. It says lanterns.
Light can shine from great shine up from great depths.
It is nicknamed the Deep Sea Star.
OK, we know that. We know that the UNOVA region
just copies Cinno Kalos just copies, I believe Joeto region.
Oh. No, I think they copy.
You know what they copy, Sino? Again.
Jeez. Get get some originality.
Come on, come on. Write something new for once.
Yeah. OK.
And that and that concludes us putting in putting you in your
place. That's right.
Good job learn about it. OK, moving on to the Alola
region, the first entry says. Should you peer into the ocean
at night and see a light shining like the stars?
That is Lantern Oh. Baby shine bright like a
Lantern. What I shine.
What did I say about these outbursts, Mr. Curtis?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Raise your hand before you start singing like this and like that.
Oh, he's so beautiful when he sings.
He's a he's a gorgeous voice. I'll try to do better for you,
Professor. Or you know, you could you could
just stop trying. Yeah.
If you listen. If you learn anything from me,
Professor Jacob, it's to stop trying and.
I did probably run the Ivy store.
Lesson Not much was obvious, Corbin.
All right. OK, so the next entry from the
Alola region says this Pokémon flashes a bright light that
blinds its prey. This creates an opening for it
to deliver an electrical attack. Love that.
Yeah, so don't forget that much like Chincho, Lantern is a water
and electric type Pokémon. A good mixture.
So it does have electric attacks that it can do a.
Buggy. Woogy.
Moving on, the next entry says when the bacteria living inside
its antenna antennae absorb Lantern's bodily fluids, a
strong luminescent effect is produced.
Now I think in the Chincho lesson, if I remember correctly,
Chincho's cells in its antennas generate electricity and like
you have a one in the positive and the one in the negative,
right? Yes.
But this one, the Lantern. This one right here.
Lantern the antenna has the bacteria in it that grows
bright. So where?
Where? Where do the electricity come
from? Probably from its heart, I
think. I think the electricity comes
from its heart. So if you believe hard enough
Mr. Curtis, you too can have electric attacks.
That's right, Mr. Curtis. Yeah, you just don't believe
enough. Inside my Inside the lantern's
heart the whole time. Inside it, it was actually the
electricity, was the friends that the Lantern made along the
way. So you're telling me when it
comes to Lantern, the dirtier the better when it comes to
being able to produce light? Because because of the bacteria.
Yeah, because the bacteria, So the dirtier, the better.
I mean, I don't know if I would call.
It I think it's inside inside bacteria.
Inside dirty. I mean, listen, we're all dirty
on the inside. Honestly, that's a good T-shirt
Lantern on it. And yeah, and people will see
that. What's better?
What's better?
Hold on, what's better? Maybe this could be the Q&A
question for the day. What's better?
A Lantern T-shirt that says just inside Dirty or dirty on the
inside. I think it was.
We're all dirty on the inside. We're all dirty on the inside.
On the inside, both are really good.
Both are pretty bad. Both make absolutely no sense to
a majority of people. It it makes sense if you know
the lesson. You know people, OK, everybody
knows what a Lantern is, right? Especially if you like, live
near the, the Oceanside, like Golden Rod City, you know what a
Lantern is. But like, everybody sees like a
Lantern and just says everybody's dirty on the inside
and then just, you know, lose a couple brain cells.
That's fine, beyond it'll make you want to be a part of the
inside joke. Yeah.
And then they'll they'll come up to you and be like, hey, can you
explain your shirt to me? To what you?
I want to be included, yeah. It's a great conversation.
To which you would say I literally cannot, I could not
explain. This to you I could cause I've
taken this class. It's mostly the ramblings of Mad
Men and Corbin. I'm a mad boy.
Mad boy. And he's making, he's making it
our problem. That was actually, that was
going to be my new rap name. But you know, it's a rehab, so.
Okay, the last entry in the Alola region, says it lives far
down in the depths of the ocean. It blinds its prey with light,
using the moment they're dazzled to swallow them whole.
Yeah. All right.
Yep. You know what?
At least it gets it over with. Okay, It's like you get a flash.
You're stunned. I swallow your whole.
Okay, but you don't. There's no mucking about,
There's no. But they don't die as well as it
whole. Then they're in its belly.
You know, just hanging out. Just, you know, not
disintegrating, digesting. Digesting.
Digesting for like a long time until they die.
That sounds horrible. What a great way to.
Go bite my head off. Just bite my head off real
quick. Wow.
OK all. Right, yeah, I'd rather just get
my head ripped off. If you insist, Professor, come
over here. I'll just do a real quick
little. Well, not right now, but I will
keep that in mind. Mr. Curtis, thank you for.
Your very tempting offer. Okay, so that does it for the
Ellola region. There's nothing new in Galar,
and there's also nothing new in the Paltea region.
Come on. I do have something from the
Lentil region, though I guess from Professor Mirror.
It says lanterns antenna produces light in a way that's
completely different from the alumina phenomenon.
Don't know. I have not been to the lentil
islands. I don't know what the alumina
phenomena is. Probably a some kind of thing
that they're dealing with over there.
It finishes by saying deep in the ocean, where sunlight
doesn't reach, Lantern's light can guide you on your way.
Wow. Lantern's light would be a cool
band name. Maybe, maybe.
Perhaps it's a. It's a, It's a guide of of
sorts. Helping out lost.
Guide to my heart. Oh my gosh, Was that?
Was that lantern's light? I love that band.
Whoa, #1 fan got their latest record on vinyl.
Hey, I mean I have heard that the GCLC bot SLC is considering
doing a talent show. What if we signed up as Lanterns
light and just rocked the house down?
I'm so down. What instrument would I play?
Would I just sing? I know what what insurance do
you play Corbin and remember and remember, everybody will
remember what you say. The bongos.
That's it. OK, you play the bongos and you
can sing Mr. Curtis. I'll pay.
I'll play the Theremin. OK, The Who?
The. The.
Theremin. What Pokémon is that?
No, it's a musical instrument and and I can play the Hurdy
Gurdy, so I think, you know that's a full.
Right. It's a full band.
Right there. And lanterns Late.
That's that's a great combo with the Theremin.
How did we know? It's just it's perfect together.
I better learn how to play with the hurdy Gurdy real quick.
Yeah, you better learn. All right, I have some unique
Pokedex entries here that does it for the regional ones.
This first unique pokedex comes to us from Ash's.
Pokedex's first entry, I should say, comes to us from Ash's
Pokedex Lantern, the light Pokémon, the light that emits
from its tentacle like limb, shines bright enough to
illuminate the bottom of a deep sea.
Down from the darkest depths. And the next one comes to us
from Dawn's Pokedex. It says Lantern the light
Pokémon and the evolved form of Chincho Lantern's antenna light
is strong enough to penetrate the ocean and can be seen on the
water's surface provided that. You are my heart.
When did it start? Dawn is the love of my life.
Hey Miss Mr. Curtis Band meeting real quick.
I think we need to find a new vocalist.
Wow. So I didn't mean to interrupt
you in the middle of tuning your theorem, and I'm so sorry.
Right tuning it with his mouth. Yeah.
Wow. He's so good.
It's a weird sounding instrument.
Yes, Professor, I think we might need to get another vocalist and
I. Did you have someone else in
mind? No.
I I don't. Maybe.
Hey, she's. Grabbing my soul and it's taking
up soul, I really. Thought he was going to say
control there, but. She's got her control.
There it is. There's control.
What about? Wait, I I heard that Terry is
really good. It's the Terry, the Poly toad
that's in charge of irrigation. Oh yeah, I have heard.
Well, doesn't. He Have you ever heard him out
out outside when he's out there? Like die when he sings though.
No, no. Isn't it like people have been
calling it like a a parish song of sorts?
I don't think we should. It's a little bit dangerous.
I think it is. Too much we there's still
there's still a lot of time before the A talent.
Show Wanna keep workshopping This song.
OK. Great.
Yeah. Keep.
Yeah. Yeah, keep working on it, man.
Yeah. Thanks.
Yeah, yeah.
Good place to start. Maybe it maybe at A maybe maybe
you had 500 Monthly on Patreon, Patreon.
I'll finish the song and release it.
Well, or maybe you'll finish your Voltorbessay.
How about that? Oh.
Good idea. I like that one.
Which? One Do you guys want more?
Yeah, let us know when the poll attached to this.
Lesson the other poll. Yeah.
Can you do more than one? I don't know.
Hey, let's focus up.
Let's focus up. All right.
This lesson has gone on for too long already.
That does it for all the information that we have on
Lantern. So now we need to do the testing
portion and today is a pop quiz. No, let's go.
Going to pull out my run. Load the laptop.
Maybe. Maybe Mr. Curtis should be the
singer. Tuning the Thurman what he's
trying to sing. He's tuning the Thurman and
singing at the same time. He's so he's he can multitask
with the best of them, but he is right.
So go ahead and put away your Pokedexes.
Get out your Rotom laptops right.
This is a close note test, so don't use any notes.
Of course, of course I'm putting it away right now.
It's away. All right.
So are we all ready? I'm sure I'm.
I'm ready. Ready as I'll ever be.
All right, question at #1 Lantern's official category is
the Blank Pokémon, and an unofficial nickname is the Blank
Okay. Let's see here.
Let's take a look at these answers.
All right, so starting off with Corbin, Corbin Lantern's
official category is the C Star Pokémon, and an unofficial
nickname is the Deep Star Pokémon. 22 instances of Star
there now, Mr. Curtis eschewing the entire fill in the blank.
You know the format here has decided to just write a full
answer, he said. You know what, I'm.
I'm going to put it into the fill in the blank.
You know, I'm just going to go ahead and do it.
Lantern's official category is the.
The Light Pokémon is the official name Pokémon, and an
unofficial nickname is the, but the unofficial name is Deep Sea
Star Pokémon. Very good job, Mr. Curtis.
Very good job. Thank you.
Thank you.
Very proud. So yes, the answer is light
Pokémon and the deep sea star. So Corbin, you are going, wait,
hold on, did you get both of them wrong?
OK. So you you get half credit on
that one, Corbin? OK.
He's he's not even arguing this time.
We've really worn him down. That's very fair and equitable,
professor. Play the music.
Let's go. I don't feel like we should be
playing a professor, I don't feel.
That proportion that was perfect.
Did you call her proportion? I was.
About to say the enjoyment I got out of that was.
Let me tell you the proportions on proportion.
Proportional to the. Proportional to proportion.
Yes. All right, question #2, What
body part did lanterns tentacle like namesake evolve from?
Okay. My students are ready and eager
to go. Corbin, how you feeling about
this one? I'm feeling all right.
I'm OK. It doesn't look like you're
looking at your you're kind of like looking at your feet as
you're kicking them in your seat, so.
I don't know. I'm feeling all right.
It was there. Was there an exclamation mark on
this one, Professor? Oh no, he didn't even capitalize
the 1st letter. Yeah, that is unsure.
Oh, I remember what it is now. I just.
It's just you've. Already.
Submitted an answer while you were making.
While you were making fun of my answer, I remembered what the
answer is and I know for a fact I got a Can I please get one
chance of grace? I don't get along.
No, no, you can't go back and change it.
That's real. So you don't think it would be
fair and equitable if I let him change it?
Come on, Curtis, throw me a bone.
Here I will, hey, I will say for for clout, though, if he wants
to say it out loud ahead of time now, no, no.
No. Do I get half points if I say it
out loud? I'm going to say yeah, if you
change your answer, if you change your answer and it's
right, I'll give you half points.
OK. Is this is this the standard
resetting professor? Just for today.
I'm feeling generous today all.
Right. Wow.
OK, so he has changed his answer.
It's still not capitalized. He did not capitalize the 1st
letter and he also did not include a exclamation point, so
he's still not very sure, Corbin said.
Dorsal fin, OK. All right, all right.
Did we get to know what his first response was?
He. Said antenna was the first
response all. Right.
All right. Leave it alone.
Leave it.
Alone. And then Mr. Curtis says globe
right Tentacle was from the dorsal fin A yeah, so it is
dorsal fin core when you get half points there and and Mr.
Curtis you of course get full marks X.
Killing it today. Wow.
Question number three? Yeah, that's not really a
question. Describe how Lantern's light
tentacle generates light. OK, let's see here.
I see Corbin's answer looking, looking, look at all my notes
here, find. Oh, OK And here's Mr. Curtis's
answer. OK, Yes, yes, yes.
All right. So the question, of course, was
describe how Lantern's light tentacle generates light.
Corbin says bacteria mixed with the chemical reactions in the
bulb. No exclamation point, just
noted. There's no exclamation point.
And then Mr. Curtis says the bacteria in its long glow dorsal
fin have a chemical reaction. No, it's wrong.
With the body juices in there. All right, so the answer is the
bioluminescence is created when bacteria interacts.
Sorry, interacts with lanterns bodily fluid.
Now, Corbin, you missed out on the bodily fluid.
Did miss out on the juices. I'm sorry.
You said bacteria mixed with the chemical reactions in the bowl.
Juices are chemical reactions. No, no.
It's the mixing of the bacteria and the juices that create.
What do you think? Juices are.
Those are chemical reactions. No, they're not.
No, no.
I think every bodily fluid is a result of chemicals in your.
Body There are reagents in which the chemical reaction takes
place. I mean, but they're born from
their own chemical reactions, so it's all a series of chemical
reactions, really, you think? About it, I mean, yeah, if you
really think about it, just life is a chemical reaction.
We're all just vibrating molecules.
That's really. Yeah, so I'm right.
I'm vibrating all the time. Yeah, stop that.
It's. Annoying.
Yeah, you were a little bit more than everybody else and I.
Mean you could walk up to me and vibrate.
It's annoying. And Mr. Curtis, I have to be
fair and equitable. Play the music.
You did say the bacteria and it's a long glow dorsal fin.
Now, it's not a dorsal fin. It did used to be a dorsal fin,
but it's not a dorsal fin anymore.
Professor, that was a reference to the last question.
I know, but it's not a dorsal fin.
It's an antenna or or a tentacle or the the names that we give
it. So Corbin, you get half credits,
Mr. Curtis, you get 3/4. Good.
How how? How's everybody feeling about
that feeling? I'm.
Feeling not the best, but what a work you do.
Corbin you're you're having, you're getting, you're getting
beaten up on this quiz, man. Yeah.
All right. It's almost like you weren't
prepared for this. Pop quiz.
I am never prepared. And he likes it that way.
That's right. OK, question #4.
Give me two ways. Lanterns light tentacle assists
it in securing a meal. All right, let's go ahead and
take a look at these answers. Corbin.
How you feeling, buddy? Feeling good?
I'm feeling I'm feeling all. Right think you got you think
you got this one. Probably not.
OK, so Corbin says. Let me just reread the question.
Give me two ways, Lanterns Light tentacle assists it in securing
a meal, Corbin says. Baiting and stoning.
Stunning. Absolutely.
Stoning. Stoning stunning, is what he
said, he said. Stunning, OK?
Baiting and stunning while I'm running and gunning.
Wow, beautiful, Mr. Curtis says. It blinds its prey with a flash
or lures them with that alluring glow.
Alluring glow. That sounds like a Pokémon move.
Alluring Wait, how do you guys say?
For you to say. Yeah.
How do you wait? How do you say that?
Alluring glow. See that sounds?
Actually, no. It's alluring I.
Think it's Is it alluring? Also sounds wrong.
It sounds kind of Hick alluring. Glang alluring, check out that
you're alluring glow. Have you seen the alluring
glang? Where are the Where are the
Hicks in the in the Joeto region?
There's not many. There's a lot of them in SUNO,
though. They're kind of backwards.
Isn't Don from Sino? She is a city girl and she
doesn't look like the country folk there.
She takes care of herself. Okay, you've never seen her in
person. And I don't need to.
OK, all right, so baiting and stunning.
I'm not sure I want to accept this answer because it doesn't.
I mean, it kind of stuns what it blinds is the main thing.
It's not stunning, it's blinding.
OK, That's fair. Is is is what I would say and
then Mr. Curtis says it blinds them or lures them.
I mean I would say it does both. I'd say both is a pretty
integral part of it's hunting procedures I guess.
I guess you would do that in reverse order though, Laura.
Man First dance blind them up. Sling sling.
That's the sound of mix. Line number right up.
You know what? The heart was there.
You guys both get full marks for this.
Thank. You Wow, professor, can we say
fair and equitable on that? One, I think it was more than
fair. And that was the F&E to the
extreme. Yeah, Hey, Porsche, give us the
extreme F&E music. The extreme F&E music I can't.
Yeah, she's litter cooked. Just let her.
Cook. Just let her cook.
I can't wait to see what she cooks up with that one there.
And. But that's going to do it for
today's lesson and pop quiz. Does anybody know who we're
going to be talking about next week?
Is it JC July? No.
Is it Heracross? No, it's not heracross, although
that's the right, you know, region.
One point for me. Yeah, sure, I guess.
Give me a head is another electric type.
Yes, it is another electric type, very good.
And we have talked about the Pokémon that this Pokémon
evolves into already. Ella Kid.
Is it is it munchlax? OK, Munchlax is not electric
type and Corbin, you know you did fit all you didn't check off
all the boxes. But no, we're not learning about
Ella, kid. I'm just going to go ahead and
tell you we are learning about Picchu.
That's right. Whoa, little baby.
The Picchu evolves into Pikachu and yeah, and it's a cute little
baby. We don't really see them often
in Panther region, but over here in the Joeto region they are all
they're still pretty rare but they're a lot more.
They're seen a lot more often. But I actually have secured a an
expert on on these kind of baby Pokémon and we will.
Shut up. Really.
Yes. Really.
And we will be going to talk to them and next weeks lesson.
Oh my goodness, a couple. Of lessons afterwards, so go.
Professor, do for that. Professor, do I know who they
are? We have to get the paperwork
done. You absolutely know who they
are. We'll talk more about this.
Later can't wait but. Let's go ahead and wrap up this
lesson. As we said at the top of the
lesson, you only have, if you're listening to this, the day it
comes out, you have one week to send in your presidential class
president nomination. So just to be clear, that means
that nominations will be ending on the 7th of February.
All right, then after that, you can starting on the 7th of
February, you can start voting for the class president and you
can find the link to that in the link tree.
It'll be a Google Form, but again, you will not see that
until February. The 7th next week.
And from then you will have until what, the 29th of
February? Or no, no, no, no, no.
I would say the 28th, a few days before all of our birthdays.
That's right. How could I forget we should?
Plan a party. We all share a February 31st
birthday, but it comes once every like 8000 years, so we
just celebrate on the 28th. That's true.
Yeah, so we'll do a birthday celebration.
Sounds good. Hopefully we don't forget.
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You can, you can, you can, you can nominate anybody you want
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We do all the links from the tree.
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Hold on. No.
No, please don't threaten us. Back up, back up.
Take a step back. He he meant like a social death,
so, like dying of embarrassing. I meant like, sorry, sorry, I I
my nose were cut off. Here, dye your hair, that's
what. I meant to say, yeah, yeah.
All right, well, that's going to do it for today's lesson.
So until next time classes dismissed.