Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for joining my
lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in the
classroom. Today is my wonderful teaching
assistant, mr. Curtis a load everybody, mr.
Curtis, why? Thank you professor and let me
just say, Hello to you, Professor, I know I've already
said it once today, but I'm and actually two or three times,
but, you know what? This time, this was a special.
Hello, just for you. This is, I like this new
refined. You know, classy, mr.
Curtis. It's much more easy easier to,
you know, kind of deal with, of course, the his normal, you
know, kind of Curtis, its General feel mr.
Curtis are you okay? Are you, what are you doing?
Don't do this. What?
No, talking just at.
Okay. How I like to temperament.
Okay, my goodness. He went from, he went from being
classy to being vicious and, and combative, you know, we almost
no warning. I is I'm trying to think of
something else that might, you know, have similar qualities to
that, but I just can't think of it.
What's I'm sorry about that Professor, it's just when I hear
Corbin talk, it's just done. Acceptable in the classroom
since when are you so hot? Don't you talk to you little
bitch? She's okay mr.
Kerr is please do not talk to those students with with that
kind of language. I'm 10 and I'm telling my mom,
that you called me a little bitch.
Now great. Now he's bringing Mom's right.
Anyway, this, this is our old this 10 year old.
His name is Corbin sailrite, hi everyone.
My voice dropped when I was eight and this is how I sound.
He won't shut up about it. Yeah, but yeah, he looks rain
around training. He is He's a he's the student in
the classroom. That is no, The Shining Beacon.
That all students strive to I'm a shiny.
I'm so rare that we do. You say was a shiny?
I said shining Beacon. Oh, I'm like I was saying, it
kind of shark at sarcastically. Oh, okay.
They said I'm a shining beam of light like that.
Yeah, now go on finish. Now, I just, I got excited for a
second because I thought I thought that you had gotten me a
Shiny Pokemon. And I was like, wow.
That's really nice of him. But every listen, if I get a
Shiny Pokemon, I'm keeping that Pokémon.
All right, I'll I know what selfish I know, you know, being
shine doesn't make it stronger or faster or have more health or
whatever, but come on, like it's like a slightly different shade,
you can make your own shiny, you could just pour some paint on a
Pokémon. Ah, right Corbin.
Why would you do something so cruel to Pokemon, you have no
room to talk. You have an entire breeding
center for C'Mon, which I don't even know if he's available.
That's a new political not. He has.
Yeah, sure. But he's a part of it.
He watches, I, he took me up there.
Once he watched he clapped, he encouraged him the whole time.
He clapped, he whooped. He hollered he yelled.
He screamed. He cried and he moaned once or
twice, but like that's look, he's no one has any room to
talk, especially not you, mr. Curtis.
You are inhumane with the way you get one and yet he does.
He does indeed talk plenty as do you.
You but I think we should, you know, kind of like reel it in
here and focus, you know on you know why we're here in this
classroom which is of course to talk about Pokemon biology.
Yeah. Um.
Does anybody know what Pokemon we are discussing today?
It's um, Piplup. So the P, right?
I start with the p. It's not Pitbull up.
It's a Jew. Wow, look at you.
I was gonna say City I did but already covered Pikachu.
Okay, what's awesome. Is that 25?
I mean, I don't really remember them.
I kind of just, you know, all this is the chapter that we're
in right now. I don't, I don't number them, I
mean, okay, was 25. Wow, we talked about Pikachu. 25
weeks ago. Oh my god, it feels You know, it
doesn't feel like it's been that long, right?
It feels like it's gone by in the blink of an eye.
Because, you know, it's funny, you know, all my other classes
have been out for the summer and here we still are oh, Dennis
summer. We're still, we're still doing
class. No brakes on this train, my
friend. We won't always be learning
about a Pokemon because there's always Pokemon to learn about.
So, I'm just taking this glass for the next.
However, many years like straight.
No breaks, no Christmas break, you know, I don't get a full
week, Break in between lessons. What more can you ask for?
I mean there might not be less than certain that week but we do
have mandatory study hours every day.
So those are yours that you set up and no one goes down because
they are made. They're not mandatory for my
classroom. I guess they're mandatory for
mr. Mandatory for him, mr.
Curtis no one goes to your slimy greasy mandatory lessons, Okay?
No one goes to the no one wants to fly me slide.
Okay. We've been we've been talking
around it for too long, but we're learning about Persian,
which is the arm of me out with, which we talked about last last
week. Yeah.
So meow Are Persian much like mr.
Curtis was, in the beginning of the lesson is, is very, you
know. It can be, you know, refined and
classy and even even Royal in some degrees and then it can
snap and attack you at any moment with little to no
warning. Yeah, so I assume mr.
Curtis was you know, doing that on purpose.
Of course I would always strive to channel and to impersonate
for your class. Nope.
I think you just didn't take your meds today.
Mr. Curtis like, that's the harsh reality, hey the
situation. Hey, what?
She was going to meet you. There he goes.
He's bearing.
His claws. Stop it.
Um, okay. Hey, let's cheese.
Hissing, you don't you don't get to talk to me that way you don't
get to talk. Ooh, I'm just as much of a
student as you are. We're on the same playing field
here, man. I've looked at the grades and
you guys really aren't on the same playing field.
Definitely not in the same, you know, you know, grades grade
level, same ballpark then. Maybe football field, same, same
tennis court. Hmm.
No. Tennis court is very small, it's
much much further than that. Okay, but you know, let's enough
of that enough sports cuz I don't know anything about
sports. I what I know about is Pokemon
and actually brought today and a lowland Persian, you brought a
know you. You didn't bring me off last
time. You're not Persian today.
I did, they not bring me out with last time you did not, you
did not bring Meowth. Well, meows is a very long So
there's a lot to talk about. I didn't want to, you know,
muddle it with any anymore, watch this.
But I did end up being longer. What would you say?
So watch this lesson, it end up being longer.
It might it might be but you know, it's fine.
We can take our time because there's not as many entries
because that's true. Stay because unlike me out with
which had three forms and then a chance to Max for.
Oh yeah, you're a for Persian has two forms that has a Cantone
Ian and the lowland nice. So you're wondering wait, wait a
second. Does the meet this?
The Clarion Meowth? Not evolve wait wait wait, wait
a second. Does the Clarion Meowth?
Not evolve? I'm glad you asked that
question, but does it does, in fact evolve does evolve but it
involves into a Pokémon called / zuercher, which apparently
different thank you is apparently different enough from
Persian that they were just like, you know, it's like it's
not even Persian. We're not even gonna call it.
That we know what have also me out with but it's not a Persian
okay. And so will you know we're
coming up on that lesson some it's going to be a couple of
Years away, but we're getting closer.
Okay. But anyways, I have a Nolan
Persian here and I want to like, throw it out.
I want to see what you guys think about.
I want when I hear, you know what, you have to say about it.
So let's go ahead and take a look at this Persian.
What a pretty kitty. So it, you know, it looks like
it's got gumballs and I miss Corman, please do not look at it
and directly once I won't lie. Okay?
All right, very much mr. Curtis, I would never look at
him. I never look at it all.
Don't you? Look at it the I either.
Okay, I see you. I'm actually looking at you.
Yeah, you're looking at me, don't challenge it.
You're looking to challenge out, you're looking at me.
I'm looking at it. Looking at it's it's it's big.
Fluffy pause. That's what.
I'm looking at you looking at it and don't challenge it and don't
get your teeth out. Like you've been doing to me
today. All right, it's Tails, 2, Tails,
starting, stand on them. All right, everyone just calm
down. Alright ever, look away, look
away, look away, look matter what everyone's looking away,
okay. So, all right.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm looking back.
Tell me about you guys. Hear that?
No, don't look. Don't look at it, but it is
purring. It is purring that.
Nice, isn't that nice? All right.
So tell me. Wait, what are you guys?
What's that? Were some defining features of
This Ole Ole in Persian. It looks like it's got gumballs
us. Mouth has really big cheeks.
Yes. Yes.
It does have a very, you know, like kind of puffy cheeks or I
would say, in general, like, around an oval ish head right?
A circle. If you will.
Yeah. Well, I would, I would say it's
more of an oval. Definitely, not a perfect circle
from a sphere if you will, but it's good that you picked up on
that because the more round and a lowland Persians headed.
Is, you know, the more it's more of a symbol of beauty and
wealth. So they out there.
They breed them to have just the roundest heads possible.
Wow, if that's the case, mr. Curtis, you must be full of
beauty and wealth. Hey, thank you.
I'm glad that you finally realized that Corbin.
Yeah, big head, big circle, head on you, my friend is right big
man, like Mommy reality to be. Let's let's take a look at the,
the gem on its forehead. All right, okay, so that No mr.
Curtis say that.
No no no no no. Weirdly enough.
Weirdly enough Corbin that worked.
I don't know why but did work. Look at that.
Damn again, it's Curry. What's the?
I gotta go to the ER this is no, you sit down.
I believe he's that down. You're fine.
Yeah, I happen to know, I know how fast your healing, how fast
you heal your wounds with your work, myself up with some web.
Okay, well while he's doing that Corbett, can you comment on the
color of a lowland Persians? Yes, I will happily look at it
because he's actually all I had to say was no, no.
That's all it takes. Well, it's this person.
Maybe that's like name. No, no kitty.
Okay? Or just no.
No or just Kitty. Oh no.
No no how about no. No no no no no no no.
No is very like almost like a bluish gray color.
It's yeah. Well it's roughly the same color
as the Olin. Yeah.
Yeah yeah.
So it's very bluish gray. Almost kind of like a weird
silvery color and I think the from what I've seen from
pictures that I've seen before, I've only seen like a Persian
once and twice or twice person but like the whiskers are more
prominent to on the yellow and one.
Yeah. Like I mean, just in general,
the Olin person's a little bit more fluffy than the, than the
Kanto nian Persian. But the, the gem on its forehead
is blue. Unlike the can't tell me in
person which is red. Ah, does that does that mean
anything? Maybe maybe it's just going to
be. No, maybe maybe it means
something very important. Okay.
Or maybe it means absolutely nothing at all.
We'll find out. Once we read these Pokedex
entries, I'm going to go ahead and put no no Mac.
And by no, no thanks for playing with me and Molly and Curtis.
All right, - curse you can go to the nurse but we're going to
continue this lesson. I'll be right back.
All right, all right, Corbin. Yes, I'm going to go ahead and
read this first pokedex entry, mr.
Curses heard, this plenty of time, so it's fine.
If he misses this one, all right, starting with the Kanto
nian, Persian in the Kanto region.
The first one here says, although it's fur has many
admirers. It is tough.
If to raise as a pet because of its fickle meanest fickle
meanness, I guess that means. It's just, you know, it's
testing, its testy. You can be mean when it wants
Easily. Aggravated.
Yeah. As we've seen well, I guess that
was the Olin Persian, but still still holds.
All right next we hear says, the gem in its forehead.
Glows on its own. Exclamation point.
Okay, it walks with all the And elegance of a proud Queen.
Oh yeah. Work it Queen.
Oh yeah. Yes Queen.
Yes sleigh. Yeah.
Alright. And the last one here from the
Kanto region says it is highly regarded as a pet for its
beautiful fur. However, it is extremely
temperamental and difficult to keep so don't be like if listen
don't dare those people that. That's what I said have to say,
oh my god, I didn't even hear the Door opens.
Yeah, he is, he's still 'they. That's right.
I stealthy. I just, I'm just God, I just
can't stay in that room. That Chauncey any longer than I
have to. It's just why it, she just
doesn't shut up. She just doesn't stop talking
all the time. The chance here.
Yes. You've never had you've never
heard Chauncey talk about her kids and and what she had for
lunch last. We know she doesn't speak the
language. C, useless, show, C'Mon.
Do you speak chances? I mean that's just what I assume
she say. Okay?
Still she doesn't say it. She just pulls out, you know, a
picture of her of her kids. Her little Shanty baby, little
hot spot happening is happening is yeah and yeah and she she
offers me bits of her old, Puffin and stuff like that.
I'm just like chance Curtis. I think you have issues.
And I honestly think the chance he just wants a friend.
And, and I think she could do a lot better than you.
Yeah, maybe she was a she's look, we're the only class in
the whole school that has students getting injured on a
regular basis. Yeah.
Something to be proud of but like, we're, I mean, like, it
doesn't happen that often. Well, sometimes, but I got the
so lonely. She just wants a friend man.
Should be nice. It's okay.
I guess, I guess I can take her some orange berries.
Afterward to thank you. Should, you should have bring
her the most basic cheap kind of berry out there.
Go ahead, she'll probably like that.
Hey, give her pecha Berry or something.
Now gag, a kelp Seabury. Come on something, something
something unique. Hey, who we talking about again?
Persian ocean? Yeah, the proud elegant Queen
Persian? Yeah.
All right, so I think we finished the Kanto region.
Let's move on to the Johto region.
Okay. The first one says many adore,
it for its sophisticated are. However it will lash out and
scratch for little reason. True.
That's true. Yeah.
The next one says, it's lieth muscles.
Allow it to walk without making a sound.
It attacks in an instant. Okay, yeah, no, I can attest to
that one. That's always a grave.
Well, I think we're talking about attacking in it in an
instance. But oh, yeah.
Until this time, mr. Curtis worker.
I know you missed this part of the lesson, but we're currently
talking about Cantone Ian Persian this.
Well, it just doesn't matter what, what version it's about,
you know, nor the norm for there any kind of person, they're all,
they're all once. Puss one Sourpuss.
Ha ha. Okay, so anyways, continuing on
with the Johto region and trees. The next one says behind its
live and elegant appearance, got it just loves that word live
behind its live and elegant appearance, lies a barbaric side
it will tear apart its prey on a mere whim.
Yeah so I mean these all kind of say the same thing right?
Where like like damn this person is beautiful.
Oil as all get-out like it's gorgeous.
It's classy. But it will murder the your face
off if you even like, if you sneeze at it.
Yeah, yeah. See, I don't.
Don't let it get. Don't are looking at Chinese.
Look at it. Look at it.
Sure. So it's testy one minute will be
nice to you in the next minute. It just like randomly turns on
you. It's gonna take a good trainer
to kind of to kind of keep one of these things in check.
Yeah. Or somebody who's willing to,
you know, go through the amount of blood loss, that will be
Associated, because Like like yeah, I meow it's can scratch
you and it will hurt. But like, A Persian can slit
your throat, open? Yeah.
Like owning a second. So they're very dangerous.
Pets to have me. Really need to keep them on.
Never hearing before, aren't they?
Like Warner, like the fastest Pokémon like they're pretty
fast. I mean, they are pretty fast.
I wouldn't say that very one of the fastest.
I mean, you know of course there's a bunch of.
Can it fly it like at Mach 5 like Pidgeot?
No, no, I don't wait how fast can Pidgeot go well.
It wasn't Mach 5, was it some way?
It was some crazed, pretty fast, it was something crazy.
It was very fast on. It was over my was faster than
like a jet or something. Feels and he was pretty well.
Sorry, I'm looking through your notes for three toes twice, the
speed of sound, so that's Mach 2.
Ah, compliant monsoons close. That's what I said, but we're
not talking about Pidgeotto. We know we're talking about a
different pepo, C'Mon. We're talking about Persian and
now we're moving on to the Hoenn region.
I'm actually these are actually some really good entries here in
the in the Hoenn region. They kind of get on to some some
different stuff. Persian has six bold whiskers,
like, give it a look of toughness, okay, sure.
I mean, I'm not sure I would describe them as bold but sure,
right? That's one word for him.
But you know, to be bold like to to, you know, and body.
You know, the the the, the adjectives bold, right?
You have to be You have to be taking actions that, you know,
you know show how like show how bold you are, right?
Okay. I don't need a whole lesson,
okay? To whiskers, do that.
How Corbin how can I whiskers do that?
They just stay on the on a person's face, some people it
could be or it could be a bold fashion Choice.
Yeah, exactly. Like whatever Curtis whereas
every day, that's a bold fashion choice because nobody else would
wear it. Bold of him.
So like it does that sound doesn't make any sense.
But whatever. So this one goes to continues on
to say, the whiskers sense. Are movements to determine what
is in the Pokemons surrounding vicinity.
It senses are movements. What did you say the whiskers
sends air movements? Yeah, yes I like, it'll like
little whisker. It's whisker will twitch or
whatever. When air movement changes, it
helps to determine what surrounds the vicinity of.
It's like, it's like a, it's like a sixth sense, kind of
thing. Okay, I dig it.
The, the entry at finishes up here with it becomes da A soil
if grabbed by the whiskers. Hmm.
Yeah. So again the first that's all
you had to had to. I know what that's not mean to
do. This is Canto nian.
Persian is unclear whether or not that's true for the 12
worked, a lolan person. It might be.
I mean, it doesn't say, it doesn't work for a little in
person. She doesn't say, it doesn't
mention anything about grabbing sisters.
Okay, next one says, it has a vicious A mitt be aware, if it
raises its tail straight up. It is a signal that is about to
pounce and bite. Mmm.
Yeah. So that's that's some, that's
some very useful information. All the other entries are like
it attacks instantly like with no warning, it will attack you,
but this was like, look for the tail.
The tail stand straight up. Then you need to try to find.
I'm trying to run a rhyme with, with straight up.
Wait, if it's Taylor straight up, Up then you have fucked up.
Oh, I like that. There you go.
Maybe it's a little bit blue for the classroom but words to live
by, if you will hey, you know what?
Yeah, they're it's a it's something that you remember,
right? You need to know it's yeah, it's
very important to remember, the tail goes up.
You better tail on out of there. No.
What? What?
What are words that rhyme with up cup?
You've your you just keep going the tail goes up.
Your big old schmuck. That doesn't rhyme though, up in
Schmucker. I'm knowing don't look at me
with a straight face and tell me that up and schmuck rhyme, I
don't think they. Absolutely.
They do Professor know, if the tail goes up, your big old
schmuck. Wait, a straight tail means.
You have failed. You're going to jail, you're
going to call. Oh, you're going to chant goes
up. You're going to jail, Chloe
straight, okay? All right.
You're just Continue please. All right.
Fine cheese. Okay, moving on to the center
region. A very haughty Pokemon among
fans. The size of the Jewel and its
forehead is a topic of much talk.
He doesn't say like, you know, what about the jewel is it does
it glows? It's a, it does that.
Yeah, we have said that it does glow.
It glows on its own. Exclamation point.
Okay? That's right.
Yeah. I don't know.
Is it like you know the size of the gym?
Is it the like the luster of the gym?
Like what is it about the gym? That's so in like that, you
know, the color, I don't know. Um, let's see here.
I think I don't think we read the whole thing.
This is a copy, it says many adore.
It Fort sophisticated are however it will lash out and
scratch for a little reason. Yeah now.
So now we have said that one. We have said that one already.
Alright I think then That does it for sin.
Oh the you Nova Kalos? They're all the same thought you
already read before God guys, one of these days we're going to
start reading a, you know, fun Kalos Pokémon entries.
And skiers let me get something we get to their region, we get
to their region. Yeah, probably for the people
copied everybody else until until there is cake.
Came out. That's right.
All right, so moving on to the Ole Ola region because a little
One never fails to entertain with their, with their engines
over first one says, It has a violent temperament and will
attack. Anything that looks at in the
eye, its sharp claws. And flicked, deep wounds.
Hmm. Yeah.
Like slicing your throat, open very, very dangerous.
So that's why, that's why it's very common to see Persian
trainers wearing sunglasses. So the Persian can't see if it's
looking at its eyes. Wow, even its own trainers is so
if you look at the eyes America sees as a challenge pretty much
and we'll just, you know, slice your slice you up, huh?
Art /. Alright up, good guy, good
trainer, Gabby. Good trainer right there, right
down the middle, all your innards outside anybody now next
one says, it has a high opinion of itself.
Although not to the same extent as the Olin Persian, it's quite
difficult to make friends with this Pokemon.
Oh, that's I know. Well, I mean, it kind of doesn't
turn itself. Yeah.
The next one says, although, the Jewel on its forehead appears to
be a different color than those of a Lola.
Persian it is mostly made of the same material, whatever that is.
Who knows what it is. And it does.
It says, mostly made of the same material on our components like
that, not explain it. They're like, it's just, just no
information is there. Except for, you know, nothing
about some of the material in the Persians gems.
Like lineup. There's nothing there.
The last one here from the yellow region.
As this Pokemon is popular with rich people, it is also targeted
by hunters who are after The Jewel in his forehead.
Now. That's a gruesome thought to
think about, that's awful. Yeah.
To hunt down these beautiful, you know, you know, classy
Persians to, you know, just cut off the jewel.
That's that's inside their head. Yeah, that's that's, that's
pretty fucked up. There's more, may be jailed for
life. Well, maybe you can, like pick
it. Like, I like a big bear.
I don't think you would the, I didn't, I think he'd have to
kill it. Because like why would you get
them? He has grabbed it like no.
No, I don't think she take away a Persians gemstone.
Is it still a Persian? Yeah, it's just, if you don't
want just a big, he doesn't have any the gem on his forehead.
Just a big Della caddy. Yeah, you know what?
I think everyone's wrong. I think that's honestly just
like a big old zit. It's not even a real gem.
Like pop it, you just pop it. Yeah.
Like you know like that's right that's right.
So all these Hunters are going after what they think is a gem.
Nope, you just killed an innocent Persian because you
wanted that zit. Well, it's not true.
It is, it's not as it's a gem. Okay.
All right. You know that fur.
Perfect. All right, so the last region
here for the Kanto nian, Persian entries is gal, are it says,
getting this prideful Pokemon to warm up to?
You takes a lot of effort and it will claw.
You the moment it gets Noise. Okay, that's fair but maybe no
maybe not like it full strength. Hmm, maybe not, maybe not the
last one says, it's elegant and refined Behavior.
Clashes with that of the barbaric pressure cooker, which
is the evolved form of the glare, Ian Meowth, the relate.
The relationship between the two is one of mutual disdain.
Now, I don't know if you remember the last last week.
We talked about how antonian yeah, with and glaring, meow,
with just like each other. Yeah that kind of like you know
stays as the Pokémon evolves like it doesn't get any better.
Hmm. That does it for the regional
Pokedex entries and of course we have a couple of unique pocock's
centuries here. So the first one says Persian
the classic' at Pokémon and the evolved form of me hours,
Persian can walk silently. Thanks to its Nimble muscles and
pounces on its prey at lightning speed and then the last one also
comes to us from ashes. Well, it comes.
Us from ashes Rotom phone, not as Pokedex.
Oh, all right. I mean I guess that counts as a
pokedex in the Lola region. I don't really know Persian the
classic' at Pokémon normal-type, Persian detects, its
surroundings by using its sixth whiskers to send some movement
in the air. Okay.
Yeah, man. That's, yeah.
Tells us everything already know.
Mmm. Okay.
Is that it? We would learn about a hole in
one yet, have we? Well, I'm about to I normally
read all of the can Tony and entries.
Do it by. I ruined the hype.
I do it by region, and by variance.
All right. Okay, hmm.
Okay. The Olin Persian, the first
entry is comes to us from the Aloha region because nobody else
cares about it. That's really casilla.
Yeah. Well, tell our cares about it
too, for some reason, I guess, I guess.
Oh, Lola. And the gala region are kind of
like, you know, related and somehow because they have a lot
of the same as similar injuries. I don't know why.
Yeah. All right, the first one here.
For the lowland, Persian says it's round face.
And smooth coat softer than the most high class velvet have made
this very popular Pokemon in a Lola.
So, velvety firm. Imagine making a coat out of
that. Whoo.
Hmm, people want the gem? What about the code?
Come on man. Well, I think I think the
lowland Persians, the one that has like the really smooth coat,
right? Yeah.
Like understate Hunters are definitely not hunting the
alone, one for the gemstone. They want that sweet fur.
I mean the The lowland Persian gemstone is also pretty nice.
And I mean, it's like, but it's like they said, it's like it's
made of almost the same thing. Yeah, almost whatever.
That is. It could be.
It could be scat. You don't know.
Maybe poopy poop. That's not polite.
It's probably not producing its you saying it's a baby meows.
Gets pooped on by it's Mom. Yeah.
Born. I'm saying is that I think
Persians Persians could be shitheads that's or like a pair
of stacked Paris. Next.
Come on. Okay it looks down on everyone
other than itself. It's preferred tactics are
sucker punches and Blindside attacks.
Okay yeah, alright. So lll lll, get you when you
aren't looking. Oh yeah.
That's a blue in contrast to its lovely face.
Sure. Okay, sure.
Lovely. I guess.
Okay. I would have gone with Goofy but
looks like a basketball but sure in Contrast to his lovely face.
It's so brutal that it tortures. It's weekend.
Prey rather than finishing them off.
Oh, that's that's bad. That's bad.
So, it's you'll see like, hey, what's up?
Let's not let the lowland Persians in charge of the
justice system, okay? That's all I gotta say.
Yeah, I mean, don't let any Pokemon being you rob, a jewelry
store, guess what? You get gutted for 10 hours by
in the lowland Persian sorry, Lola persons.
Like remove his fingernails one at a time.
Then burn them. Yeah that that's that would be
if a lowland Persians rule the world maybe in an alternate
universe but not ours. Nobody would have fingernails
and no one: Persian rule know what?
No fingernails, no jugulars. Nothing well okay but if you
take out a jugular you're dead well personal life for sure.
He's just gonna like prisons gonna like you know cut
underneath your like armpit. So like you bleed out really,
really paper cups everywhere. Oh yeah.
Shaper cuts and then bam. Bath's of salty, lemon water.
Oh my gosh, and then they spit in your mouth.
I'm okay with that part. Yeah, that's actually the sound
too bad. Oh compare a comparison to
everything else. It's not too bad.
That's all right. That's fine.
Not this night. You know what?
This world doesn't sound too bad.
Sign me up. You know what?
You know, I'm making a full 180. I want to live in a pearl and
Persian world. Like, if you told me that I
contact with the Persian, meant that I gets like, I get my mouth
spit in. I might be staring at some
Persians. Yeah, you get you get 100
spankings. Oh whoa.
You know what, man, get out. First thing, I think we need to,
I think we need makes a policy changes here in canto.
Vote Corbin 20. She's your 10, right?
So what that'd be? 2050 something like that?
Maybe, yeah, around there. Yeah, I don't really know how
president's work. You're in the Kanto region.
Do we even have a president? I don't even know.
I don't really pay attention. I just go to school.
Yeah, there's like a prime minister.
Or is it a dictator? Are we wait.
I think there's a, there's a there's a ruling Council of
Elders. Okay, you know what, that I
prefer that I do prefer that. Well, I know some regions have
Kings still right, but do they, but do they have like any power?
I don't even have any power, though.
I think it's just kind of like a placeholder thing.
Mmmm, I guess. Mmmm.
Um, all right, so let's see. Okay, there is one more, I'm
sorry. There's two more entries here
for the illallah region. This one here says, it's round
face is a symbol of wealth Persian that have bigger.
Plumper faces are considered more, beautiful Mmm, Yeah,
wonderful beautiful. Beautiful, a beauty.
If you will. And the last one says, it has
guys. It has the classiest coat.
Whoa, call classiest. All right, Right.
The, the Rippling of its fur In the Heat of battle has a beauty.
All its own guys, that was poetic.
That was the most poetic pokedex entry.
I think I don't want to shake the persons hand that wrote
that. All right, moving on to the gala
region, there's two here. Let's read them real quick.
The round face of a lowland person is considered to be a
symbol of prosperity in the Aloha region.
So these Pokémon Very well. Cared for the last one says,
this Pokemon is one tough opponent.
Not only does it have formidable, physical abilities
but is also not above fighting dirty, no, as we mentioned
before, you know like sucker punches wine side attack Mouse
spitting, you know spitting spanks biting your ankles yeah
looking your at yeah cutting cut eyes, cutting your Achilles
tendon so you can't run away. A way that actually made me
groans I'm not I'm just listen, I've seen it.
I've seen like one one moment you're running.
Another just the next moment flat on your face.
Okay, so you're running the second second, you're just yours
Nubs. You just got Nubs you're
running, then you're running on Nubs and you realize oh these
are Nubs not feet this fall. I do know.
Yep. Yep.
It's like you're walking on stilts but they're short like oh
fuck. I don't have any feet it's like
you're walking on the opposite of stilts.
Yeah, your women are here running next minute.
You're down to your knees. Oh gosh.
Just keep getting shipped away. One at a time, he just your all
knees and elbows. Okay, soldiers, heads and toes.
No Morgan. Shut up.
Shut up.
And you came in and ruined it.
Okay, I'm sorry. No, that's right.
Good. That's right.
Yeah, yeah. You are sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, idiot.
Sorry, it's a Persian back down here.
I need to leshing. Yeah, all right.
Come on, come on. No, no, no, no, no, no, yes,
yes, yes. Keep it inside of it.
Slowly don't need more blood. That's why we called it.
Yeah. That's why they call it.
No, no loud. When you're when it's like, you
know, cutting off your your fingernails and you're
screaming. No, no, no.
It's like, she's nodding like yes, I'm doing that.
All right, let me go ahead. I have here an unsourced
uncredited articles. Yeah.
She's alright sorry person is a large quadrupedal Pokémon.
Its fur is a pale tan. This is Cantone Ian Persian.
By the way, it's fur is a pale tan with the exception of its
black rimmed ears. It has a short muzzle, the small
black nose, red eyes with slit pupils and a rounded ears, a
pair of pointed teeth, and it's upper jaw and three whiskers on
either side of its face. Bold whiskers, some may say it's
all bold ours, Well, they're so bold.
You'll think that somebody accidentally pressed control
beyond the a Word document, ha ha ha.
That's such a good joke. Professor.
I'm so happy. That was pretty good.
You know, jokes good. When the first Nutella to goes,
you know, it's pretty good. Yeah.
That's good.
Then stares at you for 45 minutes.
Yeah. Okay it's thick.
Whiskers are a very sensitive to changes in air.
A movements enabling it to test to detect prey by movement
alone. In the center of its forehead is
a red Jewel. It that's all it says about
that. Okay, it's long, tail has the
distinctive curl at the end person communicates with body
language and holds its tail up, right to Signal.
Its intention to pounce. It has long legs and three-toed
pause with retractable claws Persians, lied muscles.
Also enable it to walk without making a sound.
Hmm. Oh wow, live means like, you
know stealthy. Yeah.
Yeah of course. Lee.
In like like that kind of like, yeah.
Yeah Green. No me.
No, no, no. Don't worry mean machine.
Persian normally lives in towns and cities, although popular for
its Elegance is extremely difficult to raise as a pet due
to its fiscal and temperamental personality.
It will scratch anyone including its trainer with little or no
provocation. Yeah, been not safe to have run
the kids know it. Jeez.
Oh my God, I do not have this at Pokémon around little Timmy's
way around a little Joey's right around.
Guess what? Those shorts?
Easy, easy target for Persian the shorts.
All those shorts are turning into jeans, buddy.
Yeah. Little Timmy more like little
Nubs. This is what?
You're all right. Yep, don't say that.
Not long. Give me.
Yep. I'm sorry.
Are those are those pants a little short for you not
anymore. Now.
Hey, oh, I'm sorry. We did.
I'm sorry. Little Timmy.
Were you enjoying blinking too bad?
Now your They're gone. Yeah, exactly snip-snip no more
eyelids. Again that that that's a lowland
Persian is the one that tortures its prey.
It was specifically stated that the Canto nian Persian, you
know, kills their prey immediately.
So that's good, that's good. Yeah, you know, some mercy in
this cruel cruel world God. Yeah, persons.
Oh yeah, it has been observed. Ripping.
Its prey apart for cheese. It has been observed.
Curved ripping its prey apart for no discernible reason.
Oh my God, like it tears, it apart, and it doesn't even eat
it. Like it's not hunting for food,
it's hunting for for Joy. No discernible reason.
Pure lost. However, when Persian is yanked
by its whiskers, it becomes temperament, sorry temporarily,
docile, unknown reasons. Okay, grab, leave it alone to it
doesn't know again. This is just can't own Ian.
Okay, my bad. It is popular among rich people
and it and is targeted by hunters Ford's Jewel.
Its relationship with preserve Kerr, is one of mutual disdain
as Persians refined, and elegant personality, clashes with
beserker as barbaric. Nature, moving onto a lowland
Persian, a low one. Person has a body that is some
has a body guys, told person Pokemon body, don't talk a
little person, has a body that is similar to its irregular.
Counterparts shit. Sorry.
Hold on from the top drop. That's somewhat aspersion.
Yeah! Ho ho a lowland Persian has a
body that is similar to its regular counterpart.
Is he a regular though? Kid Tony and Persian is not
regular. It's just a different version of
it. Right.
It's not right. What is not regular?
It has blue gray. Fur.
Its face has a different shape being larger and more rounded
With noticeable jowls. Um, yeah, this distinctive face
along with its high class, softer than velvet fur coat is a
mired by the people of a Lola. Its eyes are usually in a half
closed state, and instead of a red forehead Jewel, it has a
blue Jewel. Cool Jewel though different in
appearance is made of mostly the same material as the one on a
regular person ever that material.
However, that is who knows, star stuff and Moon Juice.
That's right. Right, poop juice and orange
juice. I don't know.
Orange juice, and zest, and lemon Aid and rocks around the
corner, rocks, you guessed it. If I just made in behavior, is
described as highly intelligent and having an even higher
opinion of itself. It prefers to use underhanded
tactics in battle, but it's hottie personality, causes it to
underestimate opponents. Well, hey, that's that's one
possible downside. Again, this the only negative
thing I think I've heard about this Persian so far.
What that underestimates? Its opponents.
Yeah, not that. It also tortures, its prey,
that's pretty - no. Well that's pretty typical so
C'Mon world. Yeah.
It's a Pokemon.
You Pokemon world out there, you really gotta?
Yeah. You just gotta gotta live in it
or it's their world. We're just living in it, you
know, really. I mean, every Pokemon can learn
Hyper Beam. Do you know what?
That's like, yes, it melts your face.
He's Cory. If you could, just give us a
quick. Hyper Beam noise.
All right. All right.
That's I live for that. I live in.
Yes. So I think I'm just going to
shoot a beam out of my mouth. Every time I do it every time.
It's like it. Yeah.
Is that why? Whenever you do it?
You turn and look directly at mr.
Curtis yes. Just to make sure like if it
does shoot out, I'm if I'm going to kill anyone, I'm going to
use. I'm going to use reflect the
day. You can cast hyper mean.
The out, learn how to use reflect well, mr.
Curtis, you should know that reflect only lowers the physical
damage. It doesn't actually lower
special. It doesn't protect you.
That would be protect. Yeah.
You're thinking of protect maybe or maybe mirror coat because we
are code is that one that is your expertise, Curtis does
just. Yes.
Listen, you don't got this. I'm not a fighter.
I'm a dissector. That's what I he's like, he's
definitely a lover. Not a fighter.
I don't want to know who he's loving.
All right, continue. Yes.
You know what? I will continue because it is
time for the best parts of the lesson.
That's right. It is time for a puppet, but Pop
Quiz, pop it down, pop it all around, go ahead, put away, your
Pokedex, has your okay at your Rotom laptops.
Bring out a upon Him pen paper highlighter You know, definitely
bring out like a separate eraser and if you can bring out one of
those erasable pens, you can okay?
I forgot about those because you're definitely not allowed to
use pencil, but I will allow erasable pen.
I have an HDMI cable, don't need this?
Yes, actually you will need that.
You will need a name. I got it.
Okay, good good.
Put on my desk right here. Okay.
Are we are we all ready? Yeah.
Okay. Question weight Missouri side in
here you are you ready? Oh yes.
Yeah, I'm here. All right.
Question number one. Which of a lowland Persians.
Traits is a symbol of wealth. Okay, both of the answers are
in. Let's read Corbin's first Corbin
says a lowland Persians. Round face is a symbol of
wealth, okay. And mr.
Curtis says the big round fluffy face of the lowland, Persian is
a symbol of wealth. Yeah.
They're exactly correct.
Its the round face that does it. In fact, the rounder the better
just touch Look around. I can't think about it.
I'm sorry, it's okay, mr. Curtis will talk about later.
Yeah. How was he was?
He was having a nervous breakdown.
Sorry. I was, I was a little bit
unclear at the emotions, he was laying there, but yeah, so round
face that. That's what, does it okay?
Question number two, even though Persian will frequently attack
without warning, what is Is one indication that is about to
strike. He just tells them about to
about to hit you. I'm coming in.
He's it's like you hear from like fine.
Like your couch. I'm about to attack you.
I'm coming better better. Get ready.
All right. Corbin's.
Edited answer is its tail will shoot straight up and it's
Curtis responded with when the tail goes up.
You know, you're a schmuck. And then in parentheses, when
the Persians Persian, six up its tail.
It's a sign. It will pounce just in case I
didn't get it from the from the good.
Good rhyme. Yeah.
By the way, I came up with a better one.
If its tail is straight. You're too late.
Huh? That's pretty good.
That's good. That's good.
Professor, that was good. Evan, fortunately already
tattooed the when the tail goes up.
You know, you're a schmuck. When when you do that on my
inner on, have that done the the chance he helped me with That
when I went to the nurses room. Oh yeah.
And we haven't talked about that yet.
No, that's he already thought of it though.
That's right. Yeah.
I already thought about it. Yeah.
Chance. He also does tattoos.
Yeah. That's what I meant.
Yeah. That's why the chance he was
talking to you so much. It's because you were making it
give you a full tattoo. That's right.
Well, the wounds were already there on my arm.
She just needs to drop some ink into it.
Yeah she just did so she said some fancy stitching that's
right. Yeah oh yeah.
Okay. Question number three.
What is one and perhaps the only way to calm down a Persian.
Okay. Once again, both of the answers
are in, I will, of course, recordings.
First Corbin said grab it by the whiskers.
Exclamation point there was an exclamation point there.
I wasn't just being loud for no reason, and then mr.
Curtis responded with, I'm gonna I'm gonna put my an accent on
this because I'm just, I'm just going with it.
And this is how I feel, it should go.
You gots to tug on those. Whiskey tyskie is to calm those
boys down. No punctuation.
Curtis is channeling his inner country boy there.
If you will. Yeah.
His Royal Cantone Ian.
Yeah, you guys are both correct. You pull the whiskers.
That is what you do if you want to.
Well, I mean, you don't really not necessarily pull on them.
You just grab them, you know, have you just grab them have to
pull and then click them all. Just grab them, just grab it,
and I'll become docile. All right last question.
Now, this is an essay question. All right, so, Cuz I think, you
know, we kind of touched on this during the lesson, but there is
there is one glaring aspect that the the Pokedex entries.
Really didn't cover that well. So I think it's time we cover
it. Now, the essay question is, what
causes a Persians gem to Glow? Now again, you guys can go ahead
and start writing, but for the students at home, the purpose of
this essay question, like, there's no right or wrong answer
here. It just kind of a thought
experiment to you. Use our scientific brains to
kind of, didn't it say that it only it can glow at will?
It says like a glowing. I didn't say that.
It says the gem in its forehead glows on its own.
Okay, right? Okay.
So it's not like there's an outside light source coming from
somewhere. That makes it Glow, right?
All right. I got you.
Yeah I figured it is producing its lights.
Okay, both of the answers are in At this point, you know, I'm
going to read Corbin's first so let's get to It.
Corbin responded with the jewel in its head glows due to
increased heart rate. Okay?
Let's see, let's see where this takes us something to think
about when it is about to pounce from the darkness onto its prey.
The red light can be seen. This makes the pray more wary of
its presence, but the Persian can counter this by hiding in
underbrush. Okay?
It's like the one glaring evolutionary problem is that is
that it can, its it has the jewel there, as kind of like a
status thing to make it goes with its ego.
However, it glows, when his heart rate increases.
Okay, well let's wait like what? What what but what actually
causes it to Glow? Can you expand on that heart?
Heart rate? I think the light is somehow
connected to its bloodstream. So when its heart rate goes up
in a blood keeps pumping really, really fast.
It causes a chain reaction of light to flare up inside the
gem, does that mean in the lowland Persians?
Blood is blue. Well, I'm no, no, no, no, no.
We know, we know that the difference in colors comes from
the, the slightly slight difference in material, whatever
that particular lattice whatever it is.
But I mean, Corbin could be right?
Maybe it's some kind of Matrix of crystallized.
Yeah, of course. Tool that allows it to interact
with the blood cells is what you're saying?
Yeah, I think creates this kind of his kind of light phenomena.
This is luminescence if you will.
And I'm, and I'm gonna okay. Yeah, I think with that, I wish
you had more of that in your base answer, but still so
pretty. Interesting Cormier, is related,
relating it to it's a heart rate.
Let's see what Miss Curtis says. Kerr says, everybody knows that
did that the gemstone a person's head glows with the heat of its
passion. Person is the Pokemon Torn
Between Two Worlds, one side of Elegance and refinement, and one
of violence and passion. During the times that Persian
appears to be calm and elegant, it channels, extreme violent
energy directly into its Jem, causing it to Glow.
Okay. This is Jim can't In use to
store more energy and glow brighter until the Persian Taps
into it. Like a battery to strike,
swiftly silently, and without warning, okay, I like this, this
this links, this links Persians gem to its prowess in battle and
it House of the it can be it's a cow.
So it's literally a battery. It's like just sitting there
waiting to be used in battle when it fights.
I mean it kind of it's storing energy, right?
So sorry. It's like a battery and this
causes it to Glow. Yeah.
Who need? Who needs fat cells to store
energy when you have a gem on your hell curse is our
Courtyard, mr. Curtis is stating that Persians,
you know, defaults nature is to be aggressive and angry, and
mean and vicious. But for the most part, the time,
you know, when it's like, you know, grooming itself, when its
licking its paws, when it's, you know, when it's like playing
with a little, you know, tiny little Pikachu, toy that you
gave it. It's channeling all of that,
anger and rage and fury into its Jem.
And so when it's not attacking and it's not vicious, right?
That's when it's going to Glow the most right, right?
Right. Is what your I like that answer?
I'd like to change my answer to Curtis's.
Okay, alright, so we have we have two answers of its, with
the heat of passion. So, all right.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry Corbin because you cheated off
another student. I'm going to what?
That was a joke. Was kidding.
Just kidding. Okay, fine.
Fine. Fine.
Full points for both of you. Yeah.
And that means you both get a 100 on this quiz.
Bam, it's very good. Excellent job.
It's gonna look great on your overall grade.
I'm very proud of both of you, thank you, but that does it for
this lesson on Persian, does anybody know what Pokemon we
will be talking about next time preserve Kerr.
You know? Logically that would make sense.
It would make a lot of sense, but no.
Not talking about /. Zuercher, although the Pokémon
that we're learning about next, it does, its name does start
with a pee Piplup. No.
Silent. P0 Porygon.
It's a put. The p is not silent and Porygon.
Okay, prize Oregon, is it? Oregon Prime?
Is it primeape? No, those are not silent.
We're learning about Psyduck. Oh yeah.
Psy.d Uck spider. You don't say PSI doc.
I do that's why duck. That's all I said.
Got it. No, it is Psyduck that does it
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