Hello there and welcome to the Oh God.
Oh, professor, are you OK? No, Yeah, Professor, Yeah.
Sorry. I'm just hello there.
Welcome to welcome to the world. Sorry.
I just well, well guys, you know, you know, I hit my head
real hard when we, when we crashed landed.
Out, I know. I I know it was over a week or
almost a week ago and I just I have, I still haven't recovered.
I can't, I can't bring the same energy, the same fervor that I
normally do to these. Oh no, Professor, maybe.
Professor, we're gonna have to cancel.
I think we're gonna have to cancel.
No, we can't cancel. We're.
Gonna have to cancel his guys. No, we can't.
It's it's it's the night before Christmas.
It's Christmas Eve. We didn't get to have our hiss
miss. We're going to.
No, we're going to do this. And I'm not the hiss miss I
missed. It Corbin you is this is my
syllabus here that this student does have to teach one lesson at
least in in the during this the the class.
So maybe get a Pokémon. Let's do it.
Maybe no. Get a Pokémon from it.
No, no, no. Am I getting a Lugia?
No, you're not going to. OK.
So, you know, sorry I got worked up there for a second.
All right, guys, I'll leave this running back.
Porsche hit him with the A trope.
Hello everybody, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Corbin, I'm the trainer in training and I am
teaching today's class me and I am.
Sorry. I have cabin femur.
What? Have you done we?
Welcome to the bottom of the ocean in an escape pod.
And today I'm joined here by my professor who donked his head
last week and is suffering A mild concussion and can't
remember his own name. Say hi, professor.
Bake Up. How you doing?
Hi, I'm Jovester Nafob and I'm lesson.
It's a lesson. See, I am.
It's really fun. I get it using him.
It was progressive date bake up. Was that right?
Something like that, yeah, he likes to put.
That on a T-shirt. Professor Jacob.
Yeah, that's right. And then I'm joined here by my
my my teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, go ahead and say hello to the the.
Classroom. I'm the professor's teaching
assistant. I'm not your teaching assistant.
Well, today I'm the professor, everybody, and I'm guiding the
classroom. So welcome.
That's how that works, but OK. I think it's how it works.
It's not even really a classroom, Corbin.
It's more of a a skate pod that's trapped at the bottom of
the ocean. We're an escape pod.
It's like 10 feet by 10 feet by 10 feet like.
Professor, can you give us a recap?
Well, I was, I was actually going to ask you to give a recap
just in case our our virtual students don't remember it.
Not because I don't remember, because I definitely remember
what happened and why we're underwater at water, but if you
could just no you. Don't remember.
I will definitely tell everybody.
So guys, for those of you guys who are just tuning in for the
first time, first of all, my question is why?
Second of all. Everybody loves Lugia because.
Everybody loves Lugia, right? T-shirt.
So it gives a little bit of a recap, guys.
Last week we were in the Hoenn International Space Station
because that's where all of the Johto refugees have stayed
because the judo regions fallen apart because of Mr. Curtis and
him scaring an ente, which caused a chain reaction and blew
up parts of different regions. Mount Chimney erupted, Mount
Mortar erupted, Groudon woke up, Kyogre woke up.
There's floods, there's mayhem. And then a Tyranitar evolved in
on a space station and then we got into an escape pod because
we were going to die and we crashed.
Now it was just the hangar Bay. It was just the hangar Bay where
we had class. We're good.
The whole the whole International Space, they are in
a regional space station's fine, but we got into a skate pod and
we crashed at the bottom of the ocean and we've been here for
the last week and we're not going crazy.
It's great. Touching touching toes for the
last week. We've been touching toes for the
last week and it's getting a little crazy in here.
And yeah, I'm definitely getting a little stirred.
Crazy. I thought we were going to spend
Christmas in the Hoenn International in a regional
space station, but we're spending Christmas at the bottom
of the ocean in a skate pod and it kind of stinks down here.
Thanks, Mr. Curtis. Yeah, we're really cramped in
here too. Like there's we're.
Really cramped in here. So now can anybody tell me, Mr.
Curtis, can you tell me what today's Pokémon is?
I think you already know though. I think it's this is your why?
I think you're an idiot. It's Lugia, as we've already
stated now. Luigia.
No, professor. Right, I had.
Really. I had really hurts.
The whole room is spinning. It's like my my vision's WAVY,
like it looks like I'm under a bunch of water every time I look
outside. Well, no, there is water.
See out the. Where are we?
We're under, we're, we're like thousands of leagues under the
sea, buddy. We are on the bottom of the
ocean. Do you recognize who that is?
How this little growl with right here?
Do you recognize that growl with sleeping in the corner?
Who's that? Do you remember him?
Is that it's? Is that Lance?
That is gubby Gubby. Gubby, Gubby.
Lance is the attractive dragon
trainer. Gubby, the champion of the.
No Gubby is the. He's your growl.
It's really bad. I'm.
I'm thinking too hard. That's right, and over here is
your Litton. Yeah, What's your Litton's name?
Do you remember? Yeah, do you remember your
Litton's name? I think it was.
I think it was do. You remember, Think really hard.
Thinking I think it was lit literate literature.
Literature, Litton. Litton Richer.
Litton in church, Mr. Curtis, Mr. Curtis, you just need to go
with. It that was it.
Yeah. Literature.
Yeah, literature. You're literature I'm.
Remembering I'm remembering Litton, Richard.
And then we have Perry. You know, Perry, the side doc,
school therapist, he's here. He's the only reason I'm still
saying. Yeah, he's been, he's been
patching me up, he's been mentally dab in my head.
He he found the first aid kit that was in the a skate pod and
he's kind of like, you know, just kind of like, yeah, dab in
my head, kind of like cleaning my wound a little bit.
So I think, I think I'm gonna make it guys.
I'm gonna make. It oh good, good.
And then do. You remember who that little
feathery guy is in the corner there?
That little fella. That's Lex.
I can't.
There we go. Nice.
You didn't remember Guppy, but you remembered Lex.
Think Guppies asleep and don't hear it.
Thanks for making me feel bad Corbin.
It's really what I need right now, buddy.
It's okay, you'll forget about it in five seconds anyways.
But guys, we got a whole squad down here.
But anyways, we're all chilling at the bottom of the ocean.
Mr. Curtis is. Yes.
Is that a makeshift Christmas tree that you built in the
corner? What is?
That I did. I did.
I made it out of pipe cleaners and lit for my.
Not the emergency pipe cleaners, Mr. Curtis.
One of our pipes get dirty. Now we can't poop, Curtis.
No, no, no, no. Don't worry.
The toilet's flushing. Fine.
See over here. They all.
I heard it. I heard it.
There it goes. No, there it goes.
There it goes, right out. Into the ocean bye bye.
But it yes I, I, I hope you love this Christmas tree.
I did make it out of pipe cleaners and lint from my inner
jacket that's covered in hot rod flames.
So it's got, it's red and it's orange and it's yellow, you
know, so I, I thought it would be a nice Christmas, little
Christmas tree that we have right here to celebrate
together, but. We don't have any presents to
put under it, which is. Kind of.
Oh, well, funny you should say that.
Look what I look what I have here in my pocket, Corbin.
This is presents for. US.
It's. It's 2 spinner axe.
They're little, they're little tiny spinner axe they're made
out of, they're made out of silk and and little black beads for
the eyes. And I colored the the bodies
green myself. Wow, that's really cool.
Here's yours, professor. And that is?
So Cool, Mr. Curtis, look outside.
Do you see that out there? Do you see that in that cool?
I stole that a toilet? Watch that anyway.
What's out here? There's.
Water out there, because I remember we're underwater.
Do you remember just? We're underwater.
Gormi's got it. He has a bad memory he's got to
run with. Us.
His name is Burtis. Professor Jacob What?
Looks good out here. Yeah, it looks great to pay no
mind to that. It's really good looking water.
But guys, I think we're here for a very specific reason and it's
not Christmas. I wish it was.
Christmas. But hopefully we'll figure out a
solution before Christmas actually rolls around tomorrow.
But until then, I think in lieu of the professor's cognitive
disability, I think we should read some Pokedex entries.
How do you? I love pokedex entries, Yay.
So I would ask if either of you guys have seen Olugia before?
Yes. Do you guys know what they look
like? I mean, they're very rare.
There's like hardly any photographs of Olugia.
There's one right out there, you see it's it's green and it has 6
legs and it has a little spike on it so.
That is a. You see it out, you see it
there's there's two, there's two floats out there.
Oh yeah, how is the spinner rack swimming?
What do you mean? Oh hey, it's those are some of
my spinner racks. Oh yeah, you can see if you look
real closely, they got the IT, says Mr. Curtis, seal of
approval, the tattoo. Yeah, they got.
Tattoos and they look if you look they they have it looks
like they have like a bubble, like a dupiter.
That's one of the. Oh, that's.
Cool. That's one of the things that I
bring. Into my line of super specs.
Is this not Lugia? That is not no, no, no.
There is a. Genetically modified abomination
that he created. That's how some of my my, my.
Where, what? What ocean are we in?
How far away from the Johto region are?
We I don't know these. Spinner acts get this far.
We're somewhere out in the middle of the Johto region,
according to the last chord that I saw before we lost connection.
So I don't know. I I all I know is that it's
somewhere, probably western Johto.
Hey, hello. No, don't.
Don't open the window. Don't.
Don't latch. Can't find it?
Open the window. Hold on.
But they're but they're my spinner axe.
Maybe we can get them to pull us up to the surface.
Oh, maybe die. We can't get to the surface that
quickly. We'll we'll die of a of, you
know, water. I'm listening up here, Corbin.
You just teach the lesson. We'll have Mr. Carissa's spinner
axe slowly bring us up to the up to the top and then.
They're not going to. They can't grab this whole
escape pod. No way.
It's too heavy. Especially all these Pokémon in
here. Not a chance.
All right, let's whip out the old Pokedex, guys.
Here we go. I'm going to keep this class
going if it's the last thing. I'm going.
I'm ready. Flip this up with one hand and
here we go. What happened to your other
hands? I lost a hand a while ago.
I got into a really, I got into a really intense fight with a
kid bullying me and yeah, I punched him so hard my hand fell
off. It was crazy.
Oh yeah, you should have seen the milk tank other guy.
Yeah. Or did you hit your head?
Too. In the fight.
In the fight, yeah. Corbin, we can't, we can't be
having students fighting at the GCC BFC, CLC, so I'm gonna have
to give you detention. Well, it doesn't exist anymore,
so there's no detention required because the school doesn't exist
anymore. Good, I always say to it.
That's on recording now. All right, here we go.
First entry comes to us from the Joto region, and it says, it is
said that it quietly spends its time deep at the bottom of the
sea because its powers are too strong.
So and last I checked we are at the bottom of the sea so there's
a good chance. Yeah, what are the?
Odds even though there's only one of them on the planet.
Yeah, we can. I, I've no doubt we'll see one,
but. We must like it's in the Johto
region, right? So we must be kind of close to
it because we see Mr. Curses spinner axe.
So we're. Going to see them.
Yeah, exactly. OK.
OK, I'm starting to feel, I'm starting to feel a little bit
better, guys. I'm starting to, you know, kind
of like get some clarity. I thought when I saw the spinner
axe, I really thought I was losing it.
I thought I was but the but since you guys saw it too, then
I feel a little bit better. Yeah, I feel a little bit.
Better we could be back. We could be back closer to the
canter region because I, you know, I did leave a whole bunch
of, you know, spinner ack back in the canter.
Gotta stop. Deleting spinner acks.
Everywhere. Yeah, please stop seeding
horrible spinner ack calling you.
So annoying. All right, second entry comes to
us again from Johto. It is said to be the guardian of
the Seas. It is rumored to have been seen
on the night of a storm. So.
Of just the night of the storm of.
A storm of a storm. So once one single storm, yeah,
so far it's been seen. So that's not a lot of people
who have seen it. Yeah, yeah, it's not a good
rumor, is it? It's not really much of A rumor
if only one storm. Well, I guess it's like a group
of people saw it. One rumor, right?
1. Rumor.
Or maybe it was a group. Maybe it was a group of people
that saw it. That's what I'm saying.
It's like like 50 people could have seen it on one single night
and that's enough proof. Right ER, the night was dark and
stormy, and I was out upon the ocean when I saw the.
Carter, he's going back in his pirate character again.
When I saw out in the water. Focused.
You're not a pirate professor. We've been over this like 9.
Times we could be pirates I mean, we got we have we have a
ship we're on the. We're in the water.
I mean, now is the time to become pirates.
And we do have a captain over there.
He's got a bill. His name is Perry.
Perry I. Think he forgot?
His name? All hail Captain Perry.
If we come across Rusty in his
in his boat, I don't think we could take him.
I mean, dudes like at least a story tall.
He is so tall. Right.
Exactly. But Rusty died Professor.
Well, yeah, he's a ghost knife. He's already dead.
Gotcha. All right.
Third entry again comes from the JoJo region.
It has an incredible ability to calm raging storms.
It is said that Lugia appears when storms start.
OK. You'd think that that would make
us, you know, think that it started the storms, right?
Well, that's what I'm wondering because like a quick glance at
some of these Pokedex entries, it makes it sound like, you
know, the Lugia can start a storm, but it also calms it.
So it has full weather manipulation.
I guess it's. Kind of cool, Lugia, talking to
a storm. I brought you into this world
and I could take you right out. Literally.
That's Lugia in a nutshell. Yeah.
OK, now. Now moving on to the Hoenn
region. It says Lugia's wings pack
devastating power. A light fluttering of its wings
can blow apart regular houses. But nice houses, Mansions.
No regular houses like single family.
They're done for. But also like also like really
crappy trashy houses are also fine.
Yeah, like houses. In the back of the woods behind
a daycare like. Yours.
Yeah, those sheds, shacks. Oh good, good.
That's a good sign. I was really concerned because,
you know, the Rigsby's were supposed to be watching my my
Spinner Axe and they ended up on the hiss.
So you know, I, I just hope that My Spinner Axe were able to take
shelter and survive the storm. Well, I mean, but it wasn't a
storm, it was flooding and. It was in a pocket.
Volcanic eruptions, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, continuing that entry. As a result, this post, this
Pokémon chooses to live out of sight deep under the sea, which
is, you know what we've already said its powers are strong.
It likes to just chill at the bottom.
Yeah, same. That's kind of that's kind of
sad though, being one of one of its kind or the only one of its
kind and having to say at the bottom of the ocean, have no
friends because you're just too strong.
I mean, maybe he doesn't want friends.
Maybe he just wants a nice quiet life.
Doesn't want to. Be it's the opposite temperament
of Tyranitar. Tyranitar is like, I cause
destruction everywhere I go and I don't care.
Yeah, because I have insulin in my body.
And whereas you have you have Lukia.
That's like, hey, I care so much about other people.
I'm going to sit the bottom of the ocean by myself and isolate
and be depressed. I get it, Lukia.
I feel that. Is that that's kind of similar
to Kingdra, right? Kingdra also has that like
insane destructive power. Maybe they could be friends.
Maybe they can. And lives at the bottom of the
ocean. Kingdra's wait, Kingdra's entry.
Such thing about the fact my memory is starting to come back
guys that it that it lives farther below the ocean than
anything else. If that's true, then yeah, I
think Lugia and Kingdra would be good friends.
Yeah, except for the fact that Kingdra is deeper in the ocean
than it is, because again, it it's deeper in the ocean than
anything else. Right.
That's you're right. Well, yeah, OK, our second Hoen
entry. Wait, no, that's actually it for
Hoen. Nevermind.
Moving on to the center region, we have an entry here.
It says it sleeps in a deep sea trench.
If it flaps its wings, it is said to cause a 40 day storm.
Now that's that's pretty crazy. 40 days of of of a single storm
is is pretty. Nice.
And then like it stops during the night because it's only
during the day. That's what I would think.
So, yeah, only during the day. Like only during standard
business hours of the storm is going about S 40 business.
Days 8:00 to 5:00. 9:00 to 5:00. Nine to five business storm.
It's 9:00 AM Lugia checks its watch all.
Right, I'm late today. It's not a late flaps of swings,
all right. My work's done for the day.
Cut it off flaps of swings again because it can stop the storm as
well. What an easy life.
Goodness gracious. OK, so I mean, that's it for the
center region. Unova has the exact same thing.
It's not very good. Lola, you guys suck.
Hey, anything in there that's worth noting?
So that's it for the regional entries?
I do have a an extra entry here. It's actually this is the lentil
region, so it is technically a regional entry.
Yeah, and well, if some say it. Is technically, I'm feeling so
much better, guys. I'm really seeing clearly.
I'm remembering things. Why is Corbin teaching the
lesson? Wait, how did that happen?
Wait. You gave me your teaching
license last week. Anyways.
So. Professor, professor, it's okay,
It's okay. You so I think this is from
Professor Tortellini is he's from the lentil.
Region No, no Professor Mirror in the.
Lentil region. Okay Professor, mirror those
Tortellini. So he wrote.
Lukia is said to be the guardian of the Seas.
It's power is so overwhelming that it usually stays in its
home at the bottom of the sea where it quietly sleeps.
Now is that home its trench? Or did it actually build a nice
little house? What?
Do you think I don't know? I mean, I, I think it's just a
little trench. I don't think it's the house.
Although if it if it was a house, what?
What do we think it? Would it would be blown apart
because it does that when it flaps its wings?
Yeah, well, no, it had to be. It can't be a regular house.
That's right, It can't be a regular house.
Right, right. That's true.
It's got to be. It can be a tiny home, it's fine
there, but a regular house? Single family.
Single family, 2 bed, 2 bathroom, the second floor.
Room for the kids to play. Yeah, Destroyed, gone.
Eviscerated by Lugia. Absolutely gone.
But guys, believe it or not, there are no unique Pokedex
entries. And that is it for Lugia.
Everybody. Everybody else just says the
same thing. Not worth covering.
It's such a mysterious Pokémon, nobody knows anything about it.
Mysterious Pokémon only seen on the night of a storm, and it
chills down here. I really wish that we could see
a Lugia. You know, it's probably not
going to happen. I mean, we are on the sea floor,
but like, you know. Well, I got something better for
you. We need a description of it.
I got something even better for you, Perry.
Hand me the essay. Thank you, Perry.
We have an essay today from a virtual student.
Well, yeah. That's right.
I gave this. I printed it out and gave it to
Perry. I'm remembering now.
I'm remembering. Right, so let's start reading
this one. This is an e-mail from.
It says it's void here. Void.
Like the void in my brain. The void in my heart.
The void that tells me I'm not enough.
Oh, different void. OK, anyways, void says hey
Professor Jacob Corbin in parentheses.
My goat. I don't.
What's a goat? I think it stands for Greatest
of all Time Corbin. I just wanted you to say it,
Professor. Got you.
And Mr. Curtis, did I spell that right?
Did he spell that right? No, yeah.
No, I mean, well, you could throw any any 6 letters together
and it would spell Curtis. So yes, you do spell it right.
Like you could do POOPER Mr. Curtis.
Basically it's void here. I've been listening to your
lesson series since lesson 168, which by coincidence happens to
be 1 after spinarak Aria dose. There we go.
Sorry Mr. Curtis, don't worry, I listened to Spinrak later.
I have written you guys an essay that I hope you can read a part.
Of good. I was worried.
And I hope I can. You can read this in your Lugia
lesson. Here it is.
OK, let's rock'n'roll. Here we go.
This is what Void has to say about Lugia.
Lugia, the number 249 diving Pokémon, holds a unique and
powerful place in the Pokémon pantheon.
Primarily known as the Guardian of the Seas, this legendary
creature with its sleek silver white form and large hand like
wings is a master of both psychic and flying powers.
Yet it's immense strength forces it to live a life of solitude
deep within the ocean. OK, so now we get a little bit
of a description there. That's good.
OK, that's what it looks like for all your students at home.
So in case you haven't seen one. Well, on the on the hiss all
your students on the his because hopefully you made it off the.
Planet. Or if you're in a region that's
safe. Yeah, wherever you are, the most
striking aspect of Lugia, as consistently described across
various Pokedex entries, is its devastating power.
The simple act of lightly flapping its wings can
reportedly blow apart regular houses, and a powerful wing flap
can cause a storm lasting up to 40 days.
Count it 40 days. This extraordinary power is not
wielded recklessly. Lugia is a highly is highly
intelligent and by nature very gentle.
To prevent it from harming civilization in the life around
it, it chooses to isolate itself in slumber and solitude at the
bottom of deep sea oceanic trenches.
This self-imposed exile speaks volumes about its benevolent and
wise nature, making any powerful yet conscientious guardian.
That's what I said. It's different than Tyranitar.
Look at that, It's a lover, not a.
Fighter is it? Is it self-imposed exile or is
it just sleepy sleepy boy? Is it EP on the bottom of the
ocean? No, I think, I think the Pokedex
injuries did, did indicate that it's doing this like, you know,
willingly. Yeah, willingly to keep other
people safe. It's very, it's very altruistic
it. Is also axle addiction void Very
very good. I'm loving the word usage here.
Hey. You can't call our virtual
students that. What?
No diction. It's.
Oh, OK, sorry professor. Anyways, continuing on the
essay, despite its strong association with water and its
title as the Guardian of the Seas, Lugia is a dual psychic
flying type, not a water type. That's surprising.
Its design incorporates 10 fins of runner along its back, which
stand upright during flight to act as rudders for steering and
life flat to reduce resistance in water.
Wow, you know a lot about those things dude.
Have you seen one? Lugia is able to control the
wind and can calm violent storms in addition to creating them.
It it, it listen, it, it gives and it takes away.
That's Lugia T-shirt. It's signature move is
Aeroblast, a powerful flying type attack that uses a
concentrated blast of wind to strike the opponent's weak spot
with high accuracy. Lugia also possesses telepathic
abilities, allowing it to communicate with humans and
other Pokémon. Oh, that's.
It's kind of crazy. You think that would be in the
Pokedex entry somewhere? Yeah.
You would think again, where do you know all of this, as the
Void knows more than we do. I mean, well, it is a, it is a
psychic type, so. It is a psychic type.
Did it relay all this information you telepathically
void? Is that what happened?
Oh yeah. So it's.
Flying in psychic, not a water type we should mention.
Not a water type. Yeah, I know.
I'm. Surprised that it can breathe
underwater honestly. With it not being a water type.
Yeah, or maybe it just like sucks the gas out of pupitars.
Like it just like one at a time like goes around next one.
I need another pupitar hit. I need another pupitar all.
Right. Keep reading.
We got more to read. Keep going.
In the mythology of the Pokémon world, Lugia is closely related
to Ho ho ho ho. See, This is coming night
tomorrow. Ho ho, ho ho.
Ho ho not ho. Ho, it's Santi.
I thought it was Santi Claus related to Ho, which is
considered the guardian of the skies, forming a legendary duo
that once resided in Ecritique City, which is now at the bottom
of the. Yeah, a deep underwater.
Lugia also serves as the master of the legendary bird trio
Articuno, Zapdos and Moultres, possessing the ability to calm
them down when they fight again. A lover, not a fighter.
In essence, Lugia is a creature defined by a balance of
tremendous power and profound self-control.
It lives out of sight, deep within the Ocean's currents,
only appearing on violently stormy nights to calm the water
it guards. The Pokedex paints a picture of
a magnificent draconic being, a quiet and protective force of
nature that only desires peace. Beautiful to end it.
Void said. Sorry the text is big.
I copied and pasted it from the go goat doc I wrote on it.
No worries. Thanks guys.
Every Wednesday your lessons brighten my day.
And don't worry, I never forget to do my homework.
By the way, in my opinion, Corbin stars.
Oh, he said, by the way, in court, in my opinion, Corbin
stars beat gold stars in every way.
Mr. Chris. Kind of weird, not going to lie.
I hope I can get extra credit and if you Corbin stars for
this, if it's good enough void, you get 10 Corbin stars.
That's all I had. That's all I brought with me on
the escape pod. I will ship them up to you when
we get out tomorrow during. Christmas.
Now he's going to open the window.
Stop it, Corbin. I'm not going to, no, Not right
now, all right. But for Christmas tomorrow, you
can expect those gold stars. I'll find a way to get them to.
You thank you so much Void for this, for this essay.
And then thank you, Corbin for reading it, of course.
So yeah, you will of course be getting extra credit.
I'll write it down in my books. If there are any other students
out there who would like to send a Gangar mail, you can send it
to WWO Pokémon. Because I'll read it.
At gmail.com. Yes, Corbin might read it.
OK. All right.
So I think, sorry. I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to step on your toes.
It's just, you know, force of habit.
Well, it's a small it's a small skate pod.
So if you can. Just shift your feet.
That'd be good. And literally sorry about.
That, I mean, we've been touching toes all week.
Touching toes all week baby guys I wanted to send the professor
through the same sort of pain that I have whenever I have to
do an assignment so today we are doing an assignment and I put.
Away my pokey. Dicks.
And pull out a rotom laptop and I'm making.
The professor do an assignment with Mr. Curtis.
This is a collaborative one because I know the professor has
been telling me he wants to work with Mr. Curtis.
Hand A1 on one more A. Collaborative pop quiz with the
professor. Oh.
No, it's not pop quiz. It's even better today.
We are going to be doing a skit now.
Very important. I did bring the little hold on
one second, the curtain and stuff, the curtain rod and
everything you can have. A.
Where did you fit that in here? It's better if I don't tell you,
he. Must have put it in the escape
pod, like when we landed on the hiss.
You know, assuming that at some point we were going to need to
jump into it to escape the. Well, it's one of the, it's one
of the other things I brought with me from the Saffron, the
Golden Rod City branch of the Saffron City Learning Center,
because when I knew we were leaving, I took two things with
me. I said, Cassandra's coming with
me. And in case we do another skit,
I'm also bringing the curtain with.
Me. OK, great.
Got to have a makeshift stage. So anyways, today's skit guys as
obviously around Lugia and so here it is one of you.
Oh wait, do I have to read this the the rundown for a skit
again? Or do you want me to read it?
I can. Read it, Mr. Professor, you can
read that. OK, here is here's the rubric
for a skit. You must include information
that we learned in class. Yes, you must demonstrate an
understanding of unique attributes and abilities to the
Pokémon. 3 The presentation must be at minimum 3 minutes long and
focus primarily primarily on the topic assigned.
And four, you must use two of the three props provided.
Count them. Yeah, well, I can't because I
don't see any props here. Corbin Yeah, yeah.
What? Props.
Well, I will hand them. I will hand them to you in a
minute. OK, fine, use this.
They all fit in this escape pod perfectly.
That's so good. Yeah, so, OK, here we go.
So today's skit is one of you is a Lugia who has been asked to
attend a child's birthday party to ride the kids around.
The other one of you, whoever you guys decide is the parent of
the birthday boy slash girl working with Lugia to create a
safe environment for the kids to write around on because as we
know, Lugia has very destructive power when it flies around.
So how are you going to create a safe environment for the kids to
play and write on Lugia without, you know, destroying the house
that the party's at? So and you're going to use two
of these three items to make that happen.
Here are your items. The first one I have in my bag
here is a zero gravity chair. Here we go and.
Wait, I'm sorry, it's a zero gravity chair.
You heard me and we. Have what's a zero gravity
chair? I don't know, I just something I
found on the hiss it's. The chair he's got right in
front of him I. Brought it on.
I brought I thought it was cool, saw in the hiss, brought it with
me and then we have right here. I also found this in the hiss is
a grill. We got that here.
A little tiny grill, but it works.
OK, all right. A full, tiny grill.
And then lastly, we have a here we go safety thing.
That's it. OK.
All right. Our as long as I get to be the
one that gets to lay down on the zero gravity chair.
Can we use the zero gravity chair as like a stand in for
like riding on the Lugia but not reference it?
Or do we have to actually reference it in the skit as?
I will let you do whatever you want, OK?
That's up to you. OK guys, make it happen.
I will plug my ears and not listen to you.
I'll turn around and face the other side of the escape pod so
you guys can get working on your skin.
OK all. Right.
All right, man, I'm. So I'm so excited.
I'm so excited to do this professor.
I'm so excited. I can't talk about how much I
hate Corbin, how much of A loser he.
Is I'm right here, We're 2 feet away, we're touching.
Toes, come on, I thought. I thought you weren't listening.
Sorry. No, I sorry, now I'm.
Not no. Those are my toes you're
touching, not the professor's toes.
That's why there's eight of them.
Oh God. Alright, Corbin, we're done.
I'm I'm, I'm in my full right mind and I'm ready, Done.
I'm ready to my little heart out, OK?
Ohk OK, you act much. We'll find out.
I act like I care about you every single day so.
Should be easy. That's awful.
That's true. That's true.
Let's hear do you guys want me to read the no actions or
anything No. No, no, we got it.
All right. Cool.
Sounds good. All righty.
Don't forget your little mini curtain here and whenever you
guys are ready. It has to be 3 minutes long, is
that correct? Yeah, we'll see.
All righty, we'll see. It's harder than you think.
Now you'll understand our struggle.
Professor, listen, if we weren't, you know, never mind.
Well, let's, let's just go. Let's just go.
Here we go, 321-GO. Open scene backyard.
A mom stands overlooking a group of screaming kids through the
back gate of the party. We see a Lugia poke his head
around the entrance. Dang job market is trash.
I never thought I'd see the day with me.
Lugia, Guardian of the Seas would be forced to take a lowly
kids birthday job just to make ends meet.
Hello, are you Mrs. Mr. Curtis, the mom of the birthday Goyle?
Why there, Lugia? I can't believe I was able to
book the Guardian of the Sea. What a huge order.
Yeah, yeah. Where?
Where do you want me? Oh, I thought you could start
over there in the back corner giving rides while I start
curling up these burgers and breads.
Do you have a preference on how you want?
Them. Hey, I don't really like either
of them if I'm being honest. You have any ho ogies?
Pause for laughter, pause for laughter, pause laughter.
But. Not pause too long.
You got a timer. Sorry.
Stare 2 brats with spicy brown mustard it is.
Here take this zero gravity chair.
If you put it on your back, we can strap the kids down so they
don't fall off. Yeah, whatever you say, missus
Curt. It's also kind of weird that you
said stare out loud. It's Missus, Mr. Curtis, Missus,
Mr. Curtis, I'm so sorry I got your name wrong.
Lugia straps the 0G chair onto his back using his incredible
psychic abilities, and then moves over to the corner of the
backyard, avoiding the numerous rambunctious children running
around. Hey, all right, kiddos, who
wants to take a ride on the majestic Guardian of the Seas?
A young girl walks up to Lugia and gets on its back.
Lugia starts to flap their wings, and immediately strong
winds starts to blow the chairs and grill away, and the house
starts to shake. Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, this is just a regular house.
You may blow it away. Why don't you just do the kid?
Kid rides in the pool over there.
If you're swimming slowly. I may just have a house still
standing when all this is over. Fine, whatever you say, misses
Mr. Curtis. It's your money.
And honestly, I forget the incredible destructive power of
my own wings sometimes. Once in the pool, Lukia gives a
little girl a fun little swim in round in circles.
Lukia looks incredibly bored, but the little girl is having
the time of her life. Wow, little girl, are you really
enjoying this? Huh?
You know what, maybe it ain't all that bad.
Entertaining at kids birthday parties.
The kids get to have fun and I get to make a little dough.
Time's up, it's my turn. Here comes.
A big splash occurs as Mama Mr. Curtis knocks over the little
girl and jumps on top of Lugia. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey there, lady. It looks like you're you were
more destructive to the kids than I was.
Maybe you should be living at the bottom of the ocean.
Both Mrs. Mr. Curtis and Lugia do a hearty laugh as they swim
in circles, paying no minds the little girl that is struggling
to stay afloat. Ohh, the wow, you're gonna leave
it on a cliffhanger like that? Whoa.
Oh. Sorry, I know you want more,
right? Curse Bow.
It's so good, Corbett. We should.
We. Should just, you know, Oh, I'm
sorry, I'm. Yes, yes.
Thank you, Thank you, thank you. I.
Can't imagine ending a store at a cliffhanger.
That's crazy. What were you saying, Miss
Curtis? Yes.
What were you saying? I was just saying we should do
more of these skits with the professor and I.
I feel like our our true artistic talent lies in
collaborative storytelling. Don't you agree, Professor?
No, he kept getting really close to me and breathing on me really
hard. I.
Didn't. Well, hold on, hold on.
Get to that in a minute. I got to go through the rubric
here to make sure that you guys are graded appropriately.
First of all, you guys hit all the marks.
You included all the information we learned in class, so that's
good. Must demonstrate an
understanding of unique attributes and abilities of the
Pokémon. You guys did that.
You may note that it stays in the bottom.
It's wings will destroy regular houses, not tiny homes or stucco
homes. You said regular houses.
That's important. The presentation must be at
least three minutes long because primarily a topic excite guys.
How long was it? 3 minutes and 19 seconds.
Hey. All right, High 5, professor.
There's a little bit in there where you guys went back and
forth. I think there was a little bit
of improv in there, a little bit in the beginning of it, but like
it, it didn't add that much time.
Even if I took that out, it would still be over 3 minutes.
So you guys did that. And then obviously the final
point is determined by your partner by answering the
question. How do you you, Mr. Curtis, and
you, Professor, write your partner's participation in this
project? So we'll start with you, Mr.
Curtis. This one or is that I thought
that was in the instructional video.
I liked I was in the wrong professor you gave me.
The wrong game looking at these rubrics for years.
Yeah, I mean, you gave me the wrong one.
Silly concussion. So sorry, I'm so sorry.
It's your brain, I know so we did that already and then must
use two of the three props. You guys use the grill and uses
your gravity chair. No safety pin, no bonus points.
But guess what? Dang it, that's okay.
It's still full marks for both of you guys.
Congratulations Baller skit and guys, I think that brings it to
an end to today's less no. What do it again?
I didn't hear it. Do it again.
Though I I can't do anything again, I just.
I thought you made a noise where?
It goes no, it's like very muffled.
Look at the window. I think there's a big giant
spinner rack out there. Oh no.
It's like this one's blue. Yeah.
Oh yeah, he has. He has bird Pokémon blindness
Professor. I think that's actually Lukia.
Look at. It describe it.
Look at that, it's swimming. It's look how big it is it it's
a blue and a white and it's got like blue fins on the back and
and it looks like it's got big hands almost.
It's it's it's. Exactly how void describe it in
their in their essay. Yeah, good job.
Void. Yeah, actually that was perfect.
Look at those Clippers. My.
I thought they were like dormant and sleeping on the bottom of
the sea though this is really surprising.
Yeah, all the all the destruction must have woken this
this bad boy up. Look at it.
Go. Oh, it's like staring into the
thing. Hi.
I don't know.
It's coming close to your eyes. I don't like Yeah, I.
Think it's, I don't. Like that that's.
Not a wave.