Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
my lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today as he does. Every day is my wonderful
teaching, assistant, mr. Curtis a load everybody, mr.
Curtis! Oh, thank you Professor.
I'm so happy to be here and I just like a stick that sound.
That is the sound. Like, he's really happy to be
here. I'm so happy to be here.
I need to think a little bit of smart, a story from you today.
Mr. Curtis don't like it. No he's no.
I'm here. I'm excited.
I love this class and I am happy to, you know, why are you
winking at me? No making again.
There's no linking know. We can going on here.
This is 100% sincere. Okay, nothing about you sounds
genuine today and I'm not feeling it.
I don't, I don't I don't I don't know what you want for me.
I think you have an agenda. I think.
I know I don't trust him today professor and you should hold
back. No, I'm sorry.
I was, I was reading my notes over for the last time I was I
didn't hear a single thing either of you just said, but I'm
sure sure wasn't important at all.
And you know what? My students here in the
classroom. Of course my trainer and
training is Corbin say load, everybody Corbin.
Hey, what's going on? What's Aiken, what's Poppin?
I don't know why I felt like saying that but I did.
How's it going everybody? Excited to learn about the
hanging today Corbin. Um, pretty, you shouldn't ask me
that I'm 10, but it's pretty good thing.
That's pretty good. I brought some grapes for lunch
today and they're hanging really, really good.
Thanks for asking. Good.
Yeah, I'm excited to learn about him of berry or yeah.
Yeah, great berries, never heard of them.
Great. Now I haven't do.
They do they? It's kind of a paralysis or did
they raise one of my That's our make me more popular there pecha
berries, but I just call them great berries.
Oh, okay. Yeah, that's just, I just the
name that my mom has for them and I just call him that.
Yeah, I'm excited to learn about.
Did you do we learn about today? Well, you know, before we get
into that, I want to announce up.
Okay, no no. Hold on there.
Slow your roll. Calm down.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, before we talk about the
Pokemon. I want to send a big thanks to
to Lauren for sending in some extra credit work.
That's right. Lori is a virtual students and
recent in a wonderful drawing of our brand-new.
I keep on a psychiatrist. He's not a psychiatrist.
What is? He's a therapist?
There's a difference, there's a deal.
They are slightly different. He our Newell, our new
therapist. Perry the Psyduck, she sent a
picture of him. You put it on the wall there.
I see. Okay.
So that's is the I did frame it and I put it on the wall.
So far, it's the only picture that we have on the wall of
Student Art. We need more up there.
Yeah. It's gonna blow you to draw a
lot more art for me but I can't draw.
Okay. Of told you that I can never eat
a. Everybody can draw.
Okay, not well, not well but if our other virtual students would
like to take a look at this drawing, this extra credit work
that's been sent and you can go to our Twitter page, you know,
of course, everybody knows it's the flying Pokemon theme social
network site Twitter. Act wo Pokemon and you can see
it there. Also, if you have the hankering
for some extra credit, feel free to send us some some extra
credit work gonna be anything can be, you know, a drawing.
It can be an essay on how it's impossible for Charizard to melt
everything with his breath. Doesn't make any sense or it
could be, you know, a poem. I don't know, just whatever.
You can send it to camera. Are Gengar mail which is, of
course, wo Pokémon at gmail.com or you can send it to us
directly on Twitter. Yeah, sweets, right?
Yeah, you can do. You can do that.
You have that power to do that. Hmm, you do and you're great
with thing. Does everyone who does gets a
gold star from mr. Curtis.
Yes. He's been itching at to give out
those gold stars and Corbin just is not earning them.
That's right. That's a shame.
My bag of gold stars has just gotten Dusty this.
This past year, just know, I have to get one.
Am I supposed to make artwork? What are the?
What are the requirements? You never you told us, he told
me he can get one, we never had. To get one.
That's right. Well, he never turns any, you
never turns in any work. I don't everybody talk about
trying to work every day. We every week, we do the quiz
and I turn it in when he's talking.
That's right. Well, that's working class.
I mean, you don't ever do any homework?
Yes, I do. That's bullshit.
You're just making this up. No, no.
You have an agenda against me today.
I don't like it. If you had eight, if you come
to, if you come to the weekly review sessions, I'll give you
your homework assignment. Hey, I got our work for another
student to draw for us. How about it?
Me pooping on mr. Curtis, how does that sound?
No. No, I do not know.
They will get one gold star taken away.
Fine. How about a blaze it?
Hello mr. Curtis a gold star about me
standing on top of mr. Curtis with a flag.
Like I'm triumphant. Like, I just beat him at his own
game. Yes, that's fine.
Please. That's not good.
Either, listen to the virtual students can, you know, come up
with their own inspiration, for whatever it is.
They want to draw or write about.
All right. Yeah yeah of course, of course.
All right, so enough of that, let's let's get down to
business. Let's talk about Pokemon biology
Corbin. You were eager to guess.
What Pokémon were talking about today?
You want to give it another shot.
People up. You think you guessed Piplup
before pouring gas on that one? Nope Ponyta?
No. No.
Keep going. Pretty Marina.
Know how many many more people p Pokemon do you know?
Pouring onto guy. Oh, it's also not for ganzi.
Obviously, we are doing Blaziken today, okay?
So, oh, I was way off. Okay, well no, let's see you
Blaziken. Then must we aren't your to
glaze can, but we are doing another fighting-type Pokémon
and the evolved form of manky. So it's Mario, take monkey
Pokémon Lucario. Nope, it's not Lucario.
It's a you know, you guys are getting further and further
away. So I'm gonna go ahead and say it
primate free up a if you pronounce it like that, some
people cancel with that. I don't like, okay.
And you said this is the, what Pokemon the big monkey, like a
monkey Pokemon, just just like Mankey.
Hey, thank you. So, sounds like a slur, I don't
like that. But you know what?
Let's we'll go with. It's not, it's a, it's a
categorization of Pokémon. Also, mr.
Pig monkey to, you Corbin. Sorry.
It's actually it's the pig monkey Pokemon, even though it's
not the only one, which is a really made sense to me.
But I mean so they're big monkeys who man key for one.
That's probably at the oh, okay, yeah, so yeah I you know I
really wish I had a primate to show you guys today but
unfortunately you guys always. You don't have.
I know the main key that I have that I would have Called to be a
primate. Kinda fled, the scene last last
lesson. Oh I remember you work.
Okay, so you do whatever I remember last week.
Yep. Glass all over the floor.
Mr. Curtis stepped. In it.
I think at one point I can't remember.
Yeah, I can't use a mess. So yeah.
Unfortunately I don't have I don't have a primeape here
today. Everybody, quick wrap, take
these headphones, put them on for the van quick, okay?
All right, first, right. I can't hear anything what?
Well, I do you see it. It's what did you say?
What did you say? Why is it don't let Daddy do get
me look at it. Is, how big puff ball?
You have to sign, I have headphones on, okay?
I'm signing. Look at the jiggly puff, okay.
All right, look at the haters. Hey guys.
There's did you see the jiggly puff I'm signing?
Did you see the Jigglypuff? Okay, everybody be quiet it
slowly and the the primate into it into a deep deep sleep.
Okay, did these strange hand symbols?
They're giving. All right, take off, take off
your headphones. I got your have.
Okay. All right.
Good. Oh thank God laughs.
Okay okay so you know it was really nice the Jigglypuff you
know came in and hey we said we said, next time we saw her
again. We were going to name her.
We need to we need a name for Puff.
Lady hero. No, No Angel.
How about Tanya white, Shining Light?
She looks like a Tanya. What about Shakira this savior
of the school or Shakira? I like she did Shakira works.
It's pretty good shaky for short notice?
Yeah, Shack for short, check check.
Let's go fishing. It was weird.
She came in saying, put the put the primate to sleep and And
then just ran off. Again, we'll go catch her eye.
Listen, I'm not an athlete. All right, I can't, you know
can't keep up with a Jigglypuff. We know mr.
Beer belly, we know? Okay.
Well okay. Well I was little ponies about
my weight. Somebody's having too much
somebody's ever do much moo. Moo moo guys talking about.
Turn off your headphones headphones off buddy.
Got it. Come on dude.
Go to sleep. It's no cheese time.
Signing to him, she Stopped singing.
No, your hand symbols pushes away.
I just take the, I'm taking them off as I come off as.
Okay. All right.
Is she gone? Thanks Dawn to Dawn.
Get over it. Jeez.
All right, we do need to. Okay, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna
push this button. On the other side of my desk,
this is the button that Pages. Dougie, the material that you
know, does various you got Doug you on call now?
Oh yeah, yeah. So while he's coming, you know,
can you guys just you know tell me what you see about this
primeape what's that what what do you notice about the primate?
That's different from a man key. Um, I mean it was just a similar
but the biggest thing is it doesn't have a tail.
I mean, I don't want to roll it over and find out, but I didn't
see one when it was rampaging through the class.
No, it doesn't have a tail as that's exactly correct.
It's got some bands around its arms and legs.
Yeah, it seems to have like weighted bands.
I don't know if it like made those and put them on itself or
if it's like a part of its body or something like really hard
fur I was gonna ask that is that like it's like a fashion sense
or is that actually like Of its body.
I think it's I think, if anything it's training, its
training paraphernalia it. Okay.
So it's not like part of its. I mean, there's only one way to
find out mr. Curtis, can you lick the
primates Bands, please? Please, do not.
Listen, don't want to do anything that might wake up this
primate because as will learn primates, even when they sleep,
they don't stop being angry. So that was the same thing with
make you too, right? Yeah.
He he totally trashed the classroom like there's deaths.
And why should everyone feels like every other week?
This classroom just looks like it just a tornado just whipped
around in here when you better. It's a dangerous line of study
but, you know, we can do it. Hey, how's your insurance?
Professor, oh, I don't want to talk about the insurance.
Almost non-existent. That's okay.
I don't tell anybody. What happens in here.
Here's dougie, dougie. Yes.
Come on in. So, can you?
No. Don't die.
Don't put the desk back down. It's fine.
I need to worry about that. That's fine dude, can you Take
this Prime EP Rincon just like ass, like kind of like roll him
off school grounds and maybe spin him around a couple times,
so it doesn't know where he is. If you want to throw him in a
lake or something to that, be kind of cool.
Well, no, because that'll wake him up and then they'll start
fighting, and I don't want that. Just okay, just roll them off
school grounds. I just he's too dangerous for my
poor, poor students? All right thanks buddy.
Close the door and your wit. Why is every Pokemon not close
the door? It's like, yeah, we needed.
We have, I gotta teach them a move.
A closed door. That was a really funny joke.
Professor, that was solid. It only has only has 10 PP
though. So please, please go with the
lesson, okay? Okay.
You shut the door, though. Yes, yeah.
All right. Let's read these Pokedex entries
for primeape starting. Of course with the Kanto region.
First one says, always Furious and tenacious to boot.
It will not abandon chasing its query until after it.
Wait until it is caught and wait, I'm sorry.
Chasing its what Query query, like pray.
It's okay. I did not know that was a okay,
cool. Okay.
Well, hey, you do, learn something every day, don't you
Corbin? I, you know what I do.
So the way this is worried is a little bit confusing and says,
it will not abandon chasing its query until it is caught.
It sounds like the prime meat needs to be cooked.
Yeah. It sounds like you need to catch
the primate before it to stop chasing its query, but I'm
pretty sure. It's talking about the query
that it's chasing once that becomes caught, then it will.
I mean, then it's done. That's called it right?
Sure. Okay.
She is.
It, is it all making that? You?
You said, sure. Like you don't really understand
their korbinite. I wouldn't be doing my duty as a
teacher by pouring worry, is getting caught by the primate.
That's all I know. Yes.
Oh my gosh in is what was the primeape after in the school?
That it came busting back into class.
Bananas. I don't know.
Maybe, maybe he's after your great berries.
Maybe it was after the grape berries that kill or been
brought me dammit. I did pretty good for you.
What the hell? Wow, I can't believe you would
sabotage my classroom like this. Who sent you?
I nobody sent me anywhere. I'm, I'm not for like Team
Rocket or anything. I'm just the hunt and your old
boy wouldn't be the first time we had to break in from the
hall. Right.
I know. That's true.
I remember three. Classes ago, we got all the way
through to, to almost the end of all the Pokemon.
And we discovered that one of the students was a team rocket
plant. What the hell are you talking
about? He's like, well, this is this is
before your time Corbin. This is this is a different.
Oh, yes. Oh, that kind of the old days
got? Yeah, it was weird.
Every single Pokemon that I had that that year, went missing.
Okay. Yeah.
I don't know, is where I get into and then, then we can,
Every team rocket member, I everything makes sense.
I just thought, I thought it was the professor was taking care of
the Pokemon, the Pope, the professor thought it was me.
No. But you nobody just, you know,
it was a little bit of oversight and then like unlike the
second-to-last day, the student stood up and said, haha, I have
captured all of your Pokémon and then we're like, wait, what?
It was? You I thought it was mr.
Curtis, I'm just curious. Like what?
I thought it was you. I thought it was.
You Professor? Jacob.
And then and then we all kind of laughed about it.
What did you do? Are you what are you reading a
transcript? Did you?
I write all this down. I noticed you.
Well, I just look at your house. Remember, like it was yesterday.
It was so vivid. It was, it was a very funny
moment. And then after everybody stop
laughing, we looked up and he was gone.
Now, we don't, we've never seen him since that's funny.
What he was taking hundreds of Pokemon.
That's funny to you. Yeah, literally hundreds of
Pokemon because we do cover hundreds of Pokemon hilarious.
Okay, let me read the next entry here for primate in case
anybody's forgotten. What Pokemon we're talking
about. It stops being angry.
Only when nobody is Around to view.
This moment is very difficult. Yeah, I mean, just like a
telescope the other set up some cameras.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, when enraged it gives
Chase endlessly because it is impossible to tell what made it
Angry. There is no soothing it.
See, it could, it may not have been the grapes, we don't know.
There's no way to know this stuff.
This postulates that You can also get stop being angry if you
know what made it Angry in the first place.
Yeah true which is which is an interesting thing, I don't
because like if you figure out what made me angry in the first
place, I don't think that in and of itself would make me less
angry. I mean, I mean, you would have
an idea of how to solve it if you knew what if you knew why
you were mad, you know it's like a screaming baby like you know
it's like you're trying to figure out is the baby hungry.
Does the baby have to poop is Miss?
It's Mommy. It's like, you know, it's,
that's what you have to figure out.
If you can figure out why it's upset, then it's easier to find
the solution. But if it's for something like
somebody, breathed in my direction, or I saw this
Pokemons eyes and now I'm angry, like, what are you gonna do
about that? I don't know.
Just wrap them up. Wrap them up and spinarak, silt.
That's how I solve all my problems.
Okay, all right. That's not, that's not healthy
at all. Now, it really isn't.
You should really Be like, you know, take an actual look at
some of your problems with the community of therapists.
You do need a therapist? Hey I know someone.
Yep. Hey it's right.
But Corbin capitalizes all of this time he never has any clue
like last week that I was going to book an appointment.
And I got you one for Saturday. So you're going to do it.
You're going to do it. All right, you're going to go.
Let me know how the session goes, okay, this Saturday for
machines to grade papers on Saturday on phone.
Yes, I have to reschedule Oh no, that's a shame.
Let me go ahead and move on to the next projects entries.
This takes us into the Johto region.
The first one says, if approached while asleep it may
awaken and angrily, give Chase in a groggy state of semi-sleep.
It's all very like just imagine a primate kind of like tripping
over itself and like, run into walls and stuff.
Because it's nothing scarier than a we're in deep.
But with we're in a primate with morning breath.
Let me tell you, that's weird. Bathrobe, just you Harold.
Make. See it's gonna shaking its fist
up in the air. Oh, are ya?
Ya fuss fist up in the air? It's got poop all over its hair.
You know what I mean? It's a wreck.
It's in the air poop in its hair.
That's a nice song There Professor.
Thanks, I made it myself. Okay, the next one says it
becomes wildly Furious. If it even senses someone
looking at it, it chases anyone that beats its glare.
Hmm. Yeah.
Look at this. Bad boy.
So don't let your don't let your eyeballs.
It's like looking at it. Like not even like looking at it
in the. I just looking at its direction.
Yeah. It's crazy.
Next one says, it will beat up. Anyone who makes it mad even if
it has to chase them until the end of the world.
What? Yeah, yeah.
This entry kind of follows the Flat Earth theory and I'm not
quite sure how we feel about that.
I don't buy it. Who wrote that?
Was that Helm was that my boy Almond Joy.
That was Johto. So Helm you flatter fuck.
No, you know what? Out of all of them I would
definitely believe it was him. Who was the flatter there?
If Told me all of all the major professors and every region one
of them's a flat earther I'd be like Elm.
I wouldn't even know it. Okay, moving on to the Hoenn
region when primate becomes Furious.
It's blood circulation is boosted in turn, its muscles are
made even stronger however it also becomes less intelligent at
the same time. Same I feel that.
Yeah. I also become stupid when I work
out. Stupid swole.
Yeah. There I'm getting there.
It's it takes time. Yeah, a lot of flex Flex a
little bit for me. Hey, hey, great muscles Corbin
you're doing great. I'm so proud of you.
I'm trying, I'm trying. Um, look at that, Beefcake over
there. Alright, so now I'm ten.
So, no, I'm just trying to give you some encouragement.
He's like the ones. I think these are kind of the
same. It says, that's one says it
always. It is always outrageously
Furious. If it gives Chase it will
tenaciously track the Target no matter how far always Furious
Nations to boot, okay? We've definitely heard that one.
Okay, next one in the central region it says it grows angry.
If you see its eyes and gets angrier, if you run, if you feed
it, it gets even matter. Wait, Beat it as in, like, like,
you punch it or, like beat it as any like you, you, you get into
a fight and you win the Fight. No way.
Or I thought, your legs are like, like a race like running
or something. Yeah, it really kind of any
sense. It's a poor loser.
So, like maybe feel like playing chess and you beat it, it gets
good matter. Cool.
Okay. Like, I know, it's like a like a
jumprope contest if you beat, it'll, just get so mad rock,
paper, scissors. I don't even, don't even bother
doing Rock riffs of paper. Scissors with the primate.
Yeah, I won't now. Thanks, okay.
I'm a, hey, if you walk out of this class, Knowing one thing
it's don't play. Rock Paper Scissors for the
primate. I invaluable knowledge.
Thank you. Yes.
Thank you. Okay, that does it for the
center region and the univer region and of course the Kalos
region because they're not creative.
So, moving on to the a Lola region.
The first one here says, it has been known Jesus, Aloha, you
never fail. You never fail to impress.
It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result.
What? Oh God.
It's like I'm gonna I mean that's fair like that.
Yeah. And then dies just like and then
it goes on to say it's face looks peaceful and death.
However, what that's it, at least the only On all times
until it dies until it dies and then it's finally finds peace.
Death is the only release for a primeape that's actually kind of
sad but kind of poetic, you know, yeah kind of okay some
researchers theorize their primeape remains angry even when
it's inside the Pokeball. What, you know?
Yeah, I've been 57 weeks. Now that we've been doing this
about. Yeah, have we have, we have we
talked about what goes on inside of a Poké ball.
Here's the thing, nobody really fucking knows.
What good not even the people that made them not even the it's
honestly, it's really irresponsible that we even use
them. If you ask me because like what
it turns, the Pokemon into pure energy and stores it within a
ball as make any sense? That's crazy sounds illegal.
But somehow that Out an authorized.
Yeah. And yet and yet pregnant on
still angry while it's in there. What?
It's a little piece of data. It's still angry.
It's not data. It's light.
Is it light? It's not data.
It has to still have some kind of manifestation, right?
I guess, I don't know. It does it?
I can't, listen. I cannot wrap my head around it.
I really can't. I can't either honestly.
You'd have to ask Kurt from The Johto region as a leotard.
That guy never guy makes pokeballs like you pay him to do
it. Yes, I think he does get paid to
do it. He makes pokeballs from trees.
He likes. That's a town.
What? Like how how do you make this
insanely? Highly advanced technology from
trees? I mean, I heard that's how they
did it. Hundreds of years ago to back in
the day, I don't know. You just throw a couple of Opera
corns and some Who are you? See, I've always said, apra
corn. All right, and, and a core in a
blender. And you just give it a little
Zip Zap zip that you're proud state by corny.
You guys are both wrong. Well, what's other are wrong?
It's different pronunciations. It's how I make all my
pokeballs. Yeah, that was.
That was amazing. Curtis Sakura.
So that was a wonderful representation.
A little dance moves that you did there.
That's right. The little Zip Zap.
Zook. Exactly.
All right, the next one says it will never forgive a So angered
it even after even after it has beaten them down until they
can't move. It never forgives, good God.
So if you beat it, it gets angrier, and if you get beaten
by it, it's still angry. There's no calling it unless it
dies. Honestly, this sounds, I'm gonna
be honest, guys, this sounds like an awful Pokemon to have.
I would never want have a primate only that when you ever
like develop a relationship with.
Yeah, you have to like, wear a blindfold.
Never look at it. Don't make eye contact.
Or else we'll just freaking attack you.
I maybe need to impress it in some way.
I don't know. The last one here says the blood
vessels in his brain are sturdier than those of other
Pokemon so it can stay healthy despite its constant raging.
Okay. God.
What if it was longer like manky?
That's the thing though it's that monkey lived longer because
it lets out all of its stress and anger by raging.
But this one it says like It's evolved a weight so that it's
constant raging doesn't kill it always sometimes right.
So that's seems kind of like a I don't know like it's you know
know what's that counter acting so weird.
Counter balancer. No, with fucking word,
contrasting, counter counter weight, no, hurry, contradictory
contradicting. That's its contradicting
himself. Okay, anyways, took long as it
doesn't for the regional Pokedex entries.
Of course, we also still have some unique Pokedex entries.
Actually only one unique pokedex entry and of course comes to us
from ashes Pokédex. Oh, it says Me if you make eye
contact to this evolved form of main key it will chase you
forever. Okay.
And there's also a entry here for one of primates primates
moves thrash. Okay, yeah and says once primate
begins its strongest attack thrash.
It goes completely out of control.
Oh, despite all my rage, I am still just a primeape in
Pokeball. Hey, that's good sonker, should
come. I see where that song comes
from. It's really exactly no idea.
But he's a Curtis is original. No, it's not.
Yeah. Wait.
Is it a first? Did you originally make right
produce that song? 100%.
Oh, nice, dude. I know you're a musical artist.
Cool, cool as my original stuff, man.
Hmm, here's what some other lyrics from that song.
Come on now. That's okay.
I wouldn't want. I wouldn't want the class to be
a. Yeah, I lost.
I lost the rights to that song. A long time.
Mr. Curtis thing to do, I know I sold it before sold it off and,
you know, because I thought I was signing a field trip form,
but actually, I was signing a form to sell the rights that
song. So if I sing anymore, was it was
it that was it that Team Rocket's to gonna come after us
for a couple years ago? Uh-huh.
That does it for the Pokedex entries.
I actually, I believe it or not, I have a unsourced uncredited
article here so we can give that a read.
Primeape is a bipedal Pokémon with a round body covered in
whitish, Shaggy fur. And that's hard to say, white
and Shaggy Shaggy whitish. Shaggy whitish Shaggy.
Shaggy Shaggy. Shaggy Whitey.
Not quite not quite correct way to Shaggy.
There is usually a throbbing Vein on the left side of his
forehead. I don't like the way you said
that and I don't like that. You wink what?
I said, throbbing stop but he did not wink.
You know I you know, I was scratching my eye.
Okay. Curtis.
Why are you winking? Stop?
Robbing. Okay, nope.
Where was I? Where was I, there's probably a
throbbing Vein on the left side of report a problem and it has
triangular ears. With pink insides narrow eyes,
tiny people's and a pink. Snout like knows its arms and
legs are brown and have metal Shackles on the wrists and
ankles also supposed to type. No, no, no time.
I'm sorry, it's for the yeah, there's no such thing as a metal
type, and now, it's just a fighting type.
Okay. Okay, okay.
This is probably indicative of a method of training with weights,
hands have no visible fingers instead, resembling mittens or
boxing. Gloves and the feet have two
toes. Private is is easily angered.
Wait, what did you say? Let's look at them too.
Yeah, to got them cattle to. It's lost its fingers and it's
lost one of its toes from Alabama.
What a shame, that's what shitty Evolution, I'm sorry.
What is what is with these evolutionary traits of like
losing digits? That's that's the universe
saying hey, you know, those toes, you know, those little
fingers and stuff, you don't need those.
Usually those Yeah, well tell you have to swing around trees.
You don't need that? Yo yo you are you not sufficient
Rising question, doing? You are specializing in doing
one thing and one thing only punch I Ponch.
Kill primeape is easily angered even the slightest.
Glance of eye, contact will make it Furious when primate is
furious, its blood circulation is boosted.
This makes us muscles stronger about the cost of some of its
intelligence. However, it's it has sturdy.
As in its brain that help keep it healthy, it will chase anyone
who upsets it and will not stop until it has caught its query.
Even if it is woken from sleep, it will groggily chase.
Whatever will get, it has shown some fondness for bananas.
Probably knocked me down on now. It's all right.
Okay. Ma'am.
Next time. If you ever have a primeape
entered the classroom we gotta get some Nana's.
Yeah. And there's not Jigglypuff there
to save us. That's true.
That's right.
So lucky, hopefully, so lucky, hopefully, Shakira AKA Shaq will
be there next time. Yeah.
She's all right, so that does it for that has a for everything we
know on primate. It's now time to test your
knowledge with a pop quiz. So go ahead.
That's that's You know that seems weird doesn't you till
when you test something with a test, not a quiz test dollars
with it. The test I test is a quiz is
just a test and training that's fair.
And you are a trainer in training.
So I think I think it fits. And I am a boy, becoming a man
and this class slowly, but surely slowly, it's taken time.
All right? So is that we have there Rotom
laptops out. Yeah, I'm ready.
I got it. Okay.
I have a router. Do we need that?
Yeah. Actually, he set it up real
quick. I was wondering, can you really
haven't yet internet service today?
So I got it sets, a lot of chords and there we go.
No wait. Do you just plug the input into
the output? You gotta turn around.
Okay, all right here, there you go.
There you go. Right now, it's on.
Sweet have okay, everybody, everybody link up to his to the
router sweetie. I'm not plugging my my my Rotom
laptop into his router all Who knows what kind of virus is he's
got going on in there? That's really rude to assume
that I have viruses mr. Curtis no way I am a clean.
Boy listen there's some private class base material on this
computer is on that grades and future lesson plans.
No way. Okay, you know what?
Mr. Curtis, you'll figure something out.
You'll get your answers to me. Question number one, this is a
fill in the blank question. Hmm.
When in a rage Vape Prime, Apes, blank increases but blank
decreases. Both of the answers are in.
Let's start with a Corbin's answer.
Corbin says that when in a rage primates strength increases, but
intelligence decreases and mr. Curtis says its strength
increases but it's intelligence decreases again.
He underlined the words there that fill in the blank and
really I really like when he does that, it's so nice.
Nice shot. Thank you for it.
I aim to please you professor and I am pleased.
That weird. All right.
So, but those answers were
correct, its strength increases, but it's intelligence decreases.
I guess, like the blood moves from his brain down into its
muscles or something, I don't really know.
Yeah. Right.
It's big, bulging muscles, you know, Rob and suck the blood
right out of its little brain like that.
Okay. Okay, you know what?
Next question Question number two, when will primate forgive
someone who has angered it. All right, both of the answers
are in question was when will a primate forgive someone who has
angered, It Corbin responded with never in all caps, and
exclamation point and to mr. Kerr says trick question.
I'm Anton. He also like pushed up his
glasses on his nose right trick question.
It will never forgive those who anger it.
And yes, you guys are both correct.
I wouldn't call. A trick question.
But yes, you're correct date. It will never, you will never
forgive someone who's angry? I don't know.
I felt Rick for a minute. I didn't like it.
Well, you're just very easy to trick them.
Yes, Corbin. You're going to have to thicken
your skin. If you want to stay in the
professor's class. I, my skin is very thick, thank
you. And I got the right answer so
you can suck it. All right.
Question number 3, enough, enough banter in the classroom,
please. Okay.
Question number three. So you've angered your primate,
what? Don't you hate when that
happens? What method would you use to get
it out of this angered State? Okay, both of the answers are in
the question was I'm going to read it again because I like
reading it so you've angered your primate?
What method would you use to get it out of this state Corbin?
Says you can't because to get it out.
As angered State you have, you'd have to figure out why it's
angered. What you cannot do, dot dot dot
or kill it. Kill it, that's horrible.
That's the Curtis responded with.
You must leave your primeape alone because it only stops
being angry when no one else is around.
Now, that's the answer. I wanted was a low in time.
Give it some alone time but you know what Corbin you are right?
If you kill your primates it will be peaceful.
Oh my gosh. You know what?
I'll give you an unorthodox points.
That is not a dainty for fellow traders to do.
They did, didn't they say that too?
Didn't it say something like, it's only calm when it's only
people. Peaceful when it's dead?
Yeah, it's only one. That didn't know.
It doesn't say that it says it has been known sometimes to be
so angry that it dies as a result, its face looks peaceful
in death. However some definitely doing it
a favor. Yeah.
Oh God. That's horrible but it out of
its misery God that's abuse. Can't figure out why your
Pokemons mad tunnel without a revolver.
And a black black films. Things will have laps Goose.
Good, it's good. Yeah, scoot okay.
Question. I would never condone the death
of Pokemon. Oh you kill that Squirtle.
Don't think we forgot one of the first weeks of our class round.
The Squirtle. You drowned, a squirtle?
How is that even possible Mr? Curry don't know, we're still
trying to figure it out. The police are still
investigating know what you're talking about.
It's never been preached for nearly a year.
The police haven't figured out what have no?
It's bit. No, it's been proven.
We just can't figure out how he did it.
Oh God. How are you not in jail right
now? He, he has he had community
service. Oh, that's it for killing a.
Okay, cool, great. Yeah.
Pokemon rights are pretty wack
if you ask me, she's just. Um all right question number 4
what part of a primate physiology is highly developed
to allow it to rage longer who, you know, it's a good question.
There's a courtesy Highly developed.
All right, both of the answers are in going first to Corbin's.
He says it's blood vessels. Exclamation point he's very
excited. He's very he's being cited this
whole time. Yep, thrilled and Curtis mr.
Curtis responded with primates blood circulation is boosted to
the extreme. This ability to facilitate that
extreme angry violent. There's, there's words that I
made those voice on her capitalized.
So that's exactly how I visualize look.
I know I know I I can read your typing perfectly, mr.
Curtis right. It's like you're in my head.
I love it Professor. Yes, you guys are both correct.
It's the blood vessels. They're like super strong or
something. I don't really know.
It makes a makes them makes them last longer when he's raging.
So hey perfect score for that quiz.
Great job everybody. Oh yeah.
Nice work. I'm very I'm very happy.
I'm very pleased. Everybody really took this.
Into heart-healthy about it. You know what?
And I hope this energy you know moves with us into the next
lesson, next week. I might let you know who were
talking about next week. Oh rough Rock.
No, no, but it is a rival of rock.
Rock rock rock, rough Rock rough, sorry.
Robert rough Rukh is it Rocky, dog?
You know, don't tell me it's Growlithe.
It is Growlithe. Yes, exactly.
Well Me, Oh My, Oh Me, Oh My. I okay ground is one of my
favorites. Yes, another it's another fire
type Pokemon. We haven't talked about a
fire-type Pokémon in a while. They're always fun to talk
about. So yeah, I'm excited for next
lesson but that does it for today's lesson.
If you at home you know have any questions for me the professor
or you'd like to send in some of that extra credit work.
You can do so by email, by G mailing me, which, of course
stands for Gengar mail at wo On at gmail.com.
Yep. If you don't have a Gengar mail
account, you can find me on Twitter which is the flying
Pokemon themed web Social Network website that.
Yeah. Yeah you can get that.
It's a it wo Pokemon sir at do bwo Pokémon there as well, but
that does it for today's lesson. So until next time class is
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