Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor. Jacob, and joining me today,
here in the classroom is man who I am. 90%, sure is really just a
bunch of spinner acts in human clothing.
My teaching assistant, mr. Curtis say load everybody, mr.
Curtis Oh yeah. Sorry, yes.
Thank you, Professor. I am so happy to be here and it
really is my pleasure to serve you mr.
Curtis was that, what was that noise?
You're making. Oh oh nothing.
That was just nothing. Don't worry about it.
I'm like 90% sure. Those are his mandibles clicking
together because he is again, a bunch of spinarak sand.
Like an oversized trench coat. Hey see, there it goes again.
You know, please continue your introductions here weird looks
In your teeth. But I can't tell what you're
doing mr. Curtis, it's very strange do.
Not worry, do not pay any attention to the bulges in the
trench coat. I'm sorry.
I learned my lesson the first time moving on.
Wait I want to know about mr. Curtis is bull.
Just hold on. No, no, no, we're not talking
about the bulges in the trench coat today.
That curious young student, that you here, there is, of course,
our House student. The one that actually comes to
class, I believe his name is beep.
Bop it actually, it's, it's Beau brine Bobo, Brian.
That's not it. You guys know my name.
I don't know why. You think it is amusing to the
other students to hear that you don't.
You pretend not to know my name. You clearly know.
It is Corbin good to be here. Ben.
See that's a made-up name though.
That's like the names of we said or real names.
You've got that. Every every name is made up at
some point, something to think about.
Something to consider that. Damn, that's a good point.
I'll always look, feels good to be here in class.
I'm still just just freaking out over the fact that I finally got
my first Pokémon World Pokémon. Last week has a hatchet
Professor Palm because it has yet?
No, it hasn't hatched yet. Okay, it's actually not that
warm. You think of the Kinect will be,
have you been how much have you been walking?
Yeah, you have to walk. I think that's the thing I've
been. I'm walking like six miles a
day. I, my calves are screaming right
now. I had to pretty much have my mom
almost Drag me to class today. Wait, let's look at those yams.
Yeah, check it out oompah. My give him a choker run for his
money. He could bounce a quarter off of
those. How are you going to do?
I'm going to do that right now. Oh, oh my goodness.
Look at it kind of hurt. That could be seen as like
assault. Sir, please don't do that.
I think so. But anyways, so yeah.
I-i've been really, really excited because I've been
begging. You Professor to give me a
Pokemon that I can raise my silver and, and Sir Palm last
week. God Rest his soul wherever he
is. He's alive.
I just miss he's not dead. I just miss him but he gave me
my first Pokemon but I'm still waiting on it to hatch.
It's I did a little bit of research.
I heard if you walk you know certain time I supposed to
Hatchet Maybe Might maybe my sandstrom was just cooking a
while in there. I don't know why it's taking so
long and I mean, it's gonna low lays Sandshrew, right?
So it shouldn't be it. Hopefully it's not cooking well,
cooking is a metaphor like it's a brewing child.
That's a brewing baby. If you will, it.
It's percolating. It's percolating.
Yes. So I've been walking a lot.
So far research, I've done is shown that it should have
hatched by now but we'll see what happens.
I'm excited, it's late bloomer, you get those sometimes.
Sure. But hey, we talked about
sandslash last week. Let's instead switch gears to
the Pokémon that we're talking about this week.
Do either of you guys know what Pokemon that is.
Now you have to be very specific with this answer.
It's a very specific answer. I think I remember what you said
last time. I'm yes, it was its They do not
a prince need, a Knitter, right hitter.
Right guys, you guys are both so close.
Okay. Is it?
No walk. No faster and it'll jog even
faster than that Nitto Sprint. Okay, a little bit spring,
looking around more specifically, we're talking
about the female knit Iran because For some reason in the
Pokédex, I don't know why they do this.
They split up the male and female Nidoran.
Now in later lessons were good, we're going to learn that, you
know, they have different evolutionary paths, but there
are plenty of other examples of Pokemon in the Pokédex that
have, you know, start off with, you know, different versions and
get have burying, you know, evolutionary Paths of their own
the same pokedex entry, and even even multiple Pokedex entries.
Have Pokémon that have different forms for their male and female
versions, right? Like I mean, prime example, is
that of, that is Pikachu. Pikachu's.
Tail is different. How come there's not two
different Pokedex entries for Pikachu?
Well, because it's not, it's not an entirely.
I mean, it's one of the few. I think it might, isn't it?
The only Pokemon with its own evolutionary path based on its
gender or sex or whatever. That is not true.
It's not true. Well, I'm not the professor for
a reason we're there are more, I mean There are there are Pokemon
that their evolutions. Are you on more even things that
are much harder to quantify than just gender right yet yet?
Okay, I mean we haven't talked about this Pokémon yet, but I
mean Wurmple, right? Warm pool starts out as one
pocock's century but it immediately as soon as it
evolved for the first time, it has a branching, like paths,
right? Can either evolve into cascoon
or Steilacoom, depending on some kind of like part of it
straight? That's right.
The other bug Pokemon as a, you know, a resident bug specialist
here, let me say you know, he'd never not qualified for that.
So let's just say it's a special interest of mine.
We can say that yes yeah nin Katya is the same thing because
Nincada. Fuck his name Katya you know mr.
Curtis are you hanging up? Come on again, 999 Cadia, you
know sure I'm talking about right?
Nine tails and then Kata Dean didn't see a Dia.
It's the first things at home. He is talking about the Poke the
bug Pokemon Nincada. Yeah, exactly.
What I was saying. Yeah, sure.
I mean, that's, that's, that's how we say it in the the
industry of course. But, you know, it can evolve
into a ninja But at the same time can actually produce a
second. Pokémon also known as a shed
ninja. It's okay Shedinja, but you're
close on that one. Yeah, true.
But again, we're not learning about those Pokémon.
Those are just examples of Pokemon that, you know, like
have branching Evolution traditional evolutionary paths
yet they all start off in the same pokedex entry and there's
plenty of other Pokémon that have differences based on their
gender. Again, this is, we don't need to
get into all this today, we're learning about Knitter and
female. Specifically, the female want to
attend Zone, completely different pokedex entry from
Nidoran mail, and we'll get to that one at some point down.
I just, I just can't wait until we talk about 9j ski.
Nope. That's I don't think that's it
either. That's actually not a Pokémon.
So that's that's what nin, nin Saadia devolves into price.
Keep moving, please. This guy can okay.
Yeah, sure. Hey, Because you guys want to
get a get a look at me either. I sure do.
And by the way, I you whenever
you're talking about this Pokémon, you have to say,
nigger, an female. Don't just say Nidoran, all
right? You just saying it around.
I'm not gonna know what you're talking about.
You have to say Nidoran, female gosh.
Okay. Okay, I can't do.
All right. So here, let's take a look at
this Pokemon. Hey, hello.
There is this also a mouse type Pokemon because I feel like the
last 20 have been Mouse type. I don't know.
They know it does kind of remind me of that kind of, you know,
mousy type shape. Yeah.
It does.
Kind of look a little bit like a mouse, you know, with the ears
and the teeth but no, this is actually known as The Poisoned
pin Pokemon. Yes.
Okay. Well, good thing.
Good thing I didn't touch it, then.
Well, I mean, yes, definitely be careful touching it, but they
seem to really only re-release, the real bad poison when they're
nervous or scared. So as long as you're not
startling, it should be fine. Although for your safety and,
you know, for my, you know, just legal reasons, I wouldn't, I
wouldn't touch, I wouldn't touch her if you could.
Yeah, I don't like, I mean, I don't know, I don't want to take
any chances because I I am threatened by you, mr.
Curtis has appearance every day. So she might very well be scared
and stressed, and would like to poison us.
So, I mean Jesus, Ian Curtis, has bulged out, a trench coat is
enough to make this Knitter, an act, a little crazy and poison.
I'm sorry. What my distance?
Wait what? I'm sorry.
What Pokemon are you talking about?
Knitter and girl. Now I see that's not a Pokémon.
Didn't rescue female that's woman to you sorry.
Paulie G's never and Lady. It's This isnít, Iran Corbin if
you could use me mad at mad Imran.
Yeah. Oh Madam Ram.
I like what I do know, is that our calling is that we're gonna
call her Madam. Hey, Madam Ran Madam, Nitto
works better. No.
Does it Madam? Madam Madam, Madam random.
Let's go with Madame brand. Madam Ran madamme ride.
Yes. Okay, so we'll go ahead, but she
seems to be getting a little bit overwhelmed.
Um, cause you know, she's very, very small.
So we'll put her right back into the Pokeball.
Bye-bye mom ran. All right, let's go ahead and
take a look at the Pokedex entries and of course, we
starting as we always do with the Kanto region, all right?
Although a small it's venomous Barb's render this Pokemon
dangerous. The female has smaller horns.
Yes. So well I'm inclined to believe
you Professor. I have not It's been a while
since I've seen the male 1. But yeah, I mean, honestly, I
will hardly even call the things that matter and female has as
horns. Like, I'm not sure I really call
them horns and more like little nubbins on the top of her head,
little nubby little nubbins, I guess.
All right, the next one here, says a mild-mannered Pokemon by
night or by day, but by night, it's Batman.
No, sorry. A mild-mannered Pokemon that
does not like to fight beware. It's a small horns, secrete
Venom. Hmm.
Yeah, I mean we kind of already knew that although small it
should be treated with caution because of its highly toxic
Thorns. The female has a small horn so
yeah, we have thorns and horns on on the dorms at horns and
torn's and toxic in Venice. Yeah, toxic in venom, you know,
either or heart. It's hard to say, which is
which, to be honest, here in the Pokemon world, we don't really
distinguish between Toxin and Venom.
Yeah, it's kind of, yeah, I don't know why it's definitely
different from what I was taught in my science classes as a kid.
But apparently, I'm still like him as a kid because you see
when I was age. So you mean like last week last
year if you will? But yeah, I mean like I don't
know why they use toxic and Venom.
They're completely different. Everyone knows that.
Then I'm is, like, secreted out of like, what fangs or
something, right? And in using injected, poison
was kind of just or toxic is kind of just like you touch it
and you get Point. Well okay.
So the way I kind of know. It is for Venom.
If it bites you you die toxic. If you bite it you die.
Like that's not the kind of Distinction.
I think I think again, I'm not entirely sure.
So should be the professor, I damn it.
You know, I said I didn't. And I didn't get my degree in
toxic and Venom, so should have, I should have.
When we talk about the mailman, Iran will get a experts on toxic
and Venom in the class. Yeah.
Well, yeah. We'll get it.
We'll get an expert on toxicity. It will get your mom Corbin what
that's mean. Yeah.
Get it cause she's so toxic high-five, mr.
Curtis. Hey.
Yeah. But she's not, she's not toxic.
She's a sweet lady. D.
Alright let's get on to the Johto region.
Okay the poison hidden and its small horn is extremely potent.
Even a tiny scratch can have fatal results Christ.
Really yeah baby I mean as in it's an evolved form I guess.
Yeah. It's toxic enough to kill you
with one small scratch. Oh hot.
Damn yeah are toxic or EMS. I don't know.
I don't really know which is which, although not very
competitive, it will torment. Its foes with poisonous spikes
if it is threatened in any way. Are you guys just kind of
noticing a trend here? About these Pokedex entries?
Are inconsistent. She seems to have something
going on with that horn. Yeah, I think they all kind of
focus on the fact that one hitter and female has a horn to.
It's very docile like really did around because I don't want to
fight. Yeah, it's really real chill.
However, if you step up, you best be ready to throw down cuz
cuz they will poison you to death.
So they say if any scratch from its horn can be fatal.
So theoretically I could throw a Knitter and female that.
Let's just say, I don't know. A Wailord and that fuckers dead.
What did it say? A very tiny scratch is a fatal,
or did it say can can be fatal? It says I'll say I'll give you
the exact entry here. Even a tiny scratch.
Can have fatal results. So I think one, I think that's
more referencing to humans. I don't think they took into
account like size. Obviously one tiny scratch from
a little baby, Knitter and female isn't gonna kill a whale
Lord, says you. I mean, I guess we gotta try mr.
Curtis, we have another task for you.
Literally had us a whale whale or here with me today.
Let me guess. No, no, no keeping.
It really won't have. I'm sure.
Class. Well, I'm gonna have to
eventually. We'll have to go to a lake or
something nearby, or go to the ocean, south of fuchsia City or
something. We'll have to take a field trip.
Do you really think you've earned a field trip there?
Corbin to think you've been a good enough student to deserve a
field trip. I think I'm a good boy.
I don't know if I have a tally sheet here and you are on 27,
classroom violations. Wow, wow.
That's a lot for what What wait, mr.
Curtis how many violations do you have?
Um, well I mean you know I I have a violation here and there
but you know that I spend like two digits three digits.
How many we talking what this class period are all of my class
iterations together. This just this time around, will
say just this time around just just this time around.
Well, um, You had Corbin's like right away?
I know, I know. Well, you see, you know, while
Cliff trying to going on, funny number.
Let me ask you. This just while class is going
on here, just like classroom violations, all hours.
Just give me a number mr. Curtis do you have time for this
63? Okay.
Wow. Sorry that's almost double yours
Corbin. Yikes, dude.
That's mean that's gonna look bad on.
Your permanent record, mr. Curtis It's more than double
its, and I'm sorry. Okay, I spend too much time
trying to dismantle a lot of the furniture in the classroom to
fix it and I've caused quite a bit of Damages and the principal
you just he doesn't, he doesn't like it when I do that.
Well, well, then one stop doing that to the principal does kind
of hate you. I wouldn't push his buttons If I
were you. Yeah, I think that does it for
the Johto region. Let me go ahead and Hop skip and
jump on over to the Hoenn region.
Let's see what thrilling information they have to add to
our understanding of Veteran, female leader, ran has Barb's
that secrete, a powerful poison, no fucking way.
Oh my God, Owen. Wow, you guys really bringing
the Thunder with verbs or Barbara single Barb Barb's,
actually thought it was horn. Actually, as well horns, Thorns
Barb's. So, yes, it does have are.
She has one on her forehead, right?
Two of the brothers that there's a few down.
Her spine. I right?
Right? I did say that.
But yeah, so does have multiple Barb's.
Okay, but okay, so it goes on to say, they are thought to have
developed. I'm gonna read the whole thing.
Then around has Barb's that secrete.
A powerful poison, they are thought to have developed as
protection for this small body fo C'Mon when enraged.
It releases a horrible toxin from his horn.
Yeah. Yeah.
Only when it's enraged does it release that horrible toxin?
It's a little bit unclear. If like, you know, it's always
constantly secreting poison and then like when it gets mad then
it releases like they're really bad shit.
But that that's just like releasing it spontaneously.
Not like like even if it's not enraged if you get scratched by
it, you could still have a A result, right?
Because that's what we already talked about, I mean, yeah, but
we don't know if it's hard to say, if I doubt that if it like
the regular poison, right, that that I would have right.
That is that would happen if you as accent like walked by it and
it scratched you a little bit, right?
That can't be the same stuff that it releases when it's
enraged. Okay, so it has two levels of
poison, it has the normal scratch me.
In almost died poison. And then the horrible toxin when
it gets angry. Well, no, I think the horrible
toxin is the scratch me and I could die stuff.
It's unclear I think either there's two levels of toxin and
when it gets really, really mad. It releases the stuff that could
kill you with a small scratch or there's only one level of toxin
and it only secretes it when it's enraged.
Okay, all right I can live with that.
Okay hard. It's hard to Divine from Justice
one, Pokédex entry. Okay, so you're going to think
I'm crazy but that was the only Hoenn pokedex entry are crazy.
Don't call me crazy. Sorry.
Yeah, so there is another one, but it's like, it's pretty much
word for word. The same thing with a couple of
words, switched around. So I'm not going to read it.
Let's go ahead and move on to the single region over and send
out. They say well it does not prefer
to fight even one drop of the poison.
It secretes from its Barb's can be fatal Hmm.
So I guess pretty much saying the same thing, right?
Just one drop can be fatal. Yeah.
Okay. All right, that doesn't force
in. Oh there's there's really not
that much information we have on on Knitter and female for some
reason. Everything else you know you do
you know about Kalos, even a Lola.
Pretty much all the same thing. I mean every Pokedex entries
pretty much said the same thing so far I just has a Yeah.
Yeah. Poisonous / toxic /.
Venomous Barb on its or barbs on its back.
Yeah. And it's docile yeah, that's
pretty much it, unless, unless you fuck with it and that's what
we're doing. Is yeah?
No fucking winning. Hey, hey.
Hold on though. Hold on.
There are some folks here from the gal our region.
Oh yes. Okay so I didn't realize the
gala region had not in the mainland.
They do on the this like weird. Like little island called like
the crown tundra or something, I don't know.
Okay. But yes.
So the first one says, females are more sensitive to Smells
than males. I'm assuming it's talking about
it around here, not just like you, people means human species.
Just wanted you to know people in general.
Listen, listen, all women smell better than dudes.
All right, just a fact because I know that, you know, other women
could sniff better. Well, you do know.
That's why women have such huge noses they ever noticed how big
womens noses are Jesus? Goes on to say while foraging
they'll use their whiskers to check wind the wind direction
and stay downwind of predators, downwind of predators down.
Yes. Okay, yes.
So as in like, so their scent isn't going towards the I think,
right? Is that what, who would be?
Who would be a predator of such a poisonous, venomous little
Pokémon. Maybe an Arbok or any Steel
type. I don't make steel type or
affected by poison. Yeah.
But what Steel type do we have in the Kanto region?
We don't ya, the we didn't we need even know.
There was a Steel type until you know, people came over from the
Johto region. They're like y'all y'all bitches
still got still types over here were the fuck up.
Where'd you get these? I see.
So, I see you got some rocks, but that ain't steal.
You guys have Onyx and you literally didn't know.
It can evolve into a Steelix, guys, you have Scyther it,
involves it, you didn't know it involves.
Oh my God. Oh my gosh, we do dahm Cantone
Ian's, we're so stupid. But anyways, there's one more
entry here from the gala region. It says it uses its hard incisor
teeth it Being that are am female to crush and eat.
Berries, the tip of a female middle.
Rounds horn is a bit more rounded than the tip of a male's
horn. So, yeah, I guess you guys have
that to look forward to the litter and males gonna have a
real sharp horn. Whoo, she got a free online
pointed a little bit more point in horn, huh?
Yeah, it really gets to the point a lot quicker.
He's move on. All right, so we get to the
point Professor. I see your point corporate.
I'll move on. Alright.
Alright, so, what is the point of this conversation?
I don't know, mr. Curtis, please stop pointing at
me. I'm trying to continue my lesson
here. Oh my God.
I'm very very seeing out toxic. That's enough delaying this
lesson. Okay, let's move to the unique
Pokedex entries, please. This one comes to us from Ashes.
Pokedex, you know, I think it's been a little while since we've
seen a fucking Century from Ash as just Pokedex.
It says NATO ran female, it's poisoned pin is quite powerful
for its size but it's whore is smaller than a male's.
It's broader. It's also smaller.
The next one comes to us from goes Rotom phone and it's
actually for Knitter and mail and Knitter and female.
So I'll try to, I'm just gonna, I'm just I to just read the
female parts and then for our dinner and mail it was it, I'll
read the male parts, okay? Okay.
It around the poison pin, Pokemon a poison type, the less
aggressive female Nidoran. First of all, Vinton it Arena,
then Nidoqueen, then there's a whole bit about, you know, Reno,
but I'm not going to read, okay? So that does it for all of the
Pokedex entries on Twitter. And female course, I have a very
Very short snippet of a unsourced uncredited article
that I'm going to read to you very very quickly.
All right, very short. All right.
So, it says, hitter in female is a small quadrupedal Pokémon.
It has large spiny, ears oversized front teeth, red eyes
and a pair of whiskers on each cheek.
It is light blue with several darker blue spots.
There are two white claws on each of its paws.
Its back is covered with small toxic spikes.
Vines and it has a small forehead horn, or Barb or Thorn,
whatever you want to call it or prick.
Mmm, I've no, don't call it that, okay?
That's the male. Nude Arena the poison secreted
by the spines and Horn are extremely potent and even a
scratch from its horn or a drop of poison from its Barb's can be
deadly. Okay, so interesting.
They seem to be differentiating here between the horn and the
barbs. So, like, only the thing on its
forehead is a horn, there's a whole broken else's Barb's.
Barb's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So maybe that's true. Maybe it's not again on Source
on credit, who knows. However, this docile Pokemon
only uses its poison when it feels threatened later and
female is more sensitive to smell than Knitter and mail.
It can use his whiskers to check the wind while either searching
for berries or to avoid Predators.
How does it use its whiskers to search for berries?
That doesn't make any sense. I don't know, maybe you can
detect the durian or well, uses his whiskers to like sense, the
direction of the wind, so it can stay downwind.
Right? Well, right, but it's got an
incredible sense of smell, right?
I mean, like, read the read the line.
Again, I'm going to read this again.
Please can use its whiskers to check the wind while either
searching for berries or to avoid Predators.
Now, I don't know how cert or checking the wind will help you
search for berries. I don't know.
Why um, I guess the scent drifts With the Wind I assume.
Okay? But its whiskers.
It doesn't smell with its whiskers.
No, put it. Determines the direction.
Normal to the direction of the, were the winds great, where the,
where the smell is, I guess, but what our, that helmet find
berries, just so, can I sir? This is an unsourced article,
okay? We don't even know it's
credited. Uhn-uhn peer review on important
and we're peer reviewing it now and my notes.
Would be double, check the sentence, it doesn't appear to
make sense. All right, so the last time to
your says, Knitter and female can use has incisors for
crushing the berries at forges for the dura mater and female
lives in Open Spaces such as savannas and planes and dinner.
And female is a female only species.
I would not believe it. If you hadn't told me that's
crazy and I didn't know that you that dinner and females were
just kind of native to airplanes.
I don't know how it gets on there.
That's crazy. No.
Not airplanes planes as in like you know flat grassy Lon.
Oh like a meadow think of a think of like a forest but plain
old like a field with a with an airplane in it.
No take the airplane out. Okay you put a helicopter and
there's no. It's just it's just a grassy
field. Let's say 0. 0 Meadow.
Okay. Sure.
I met him like the runway that we write like a Runway where you
put a plane. That's right.
I'm I'm gonna run away from this class.
All right, these puns are getting too much about jokes are
always so great. No, they're not.
You're just kissing ass. I saw you or your ice mr.
Curtis. You know what?
I think somebody is getting bonus points for this pop quiz.
That's coming up. Oh only at your pleasure.
Please stop the pleasure is all mine.
You get 5 I only live deduct assure you progressing up five
times every time you say the word pleasure.
Just so, you know I only live to pleasure the professor.
It's worth it though. I reporting all the time.
Reporting all of this to the principal.
Nobody likes an arc Corbin. All right, let's let's go ahead
and start our Pop Quiz, okay. Let's start on we've
dilly-dallied long enough. Okay, make sure to get out your
wrote um laptops your pencils and pens papers and scratch
paper to, you know, this is gonna be a really hard quiz.
Got an eraser eraser is going to be good because I know you're
going to make mistakes, put away.
Your Pokedex has yeah, your Pokedex is out now.
Alright, let's go ahead and get started.
Question number one. Don't know.
What does Knitter? And haven't said the question
yet Corbett. Sorry.
She's anticipating. What does Knitter and female you
as her whisk? You wear skirts for really hard,
guys. We didn't.
We didn't like, literally just talk about this in.
Great detail. All right, she is, we haven't,
we have, we have a novel from mr.
Curtis in, an answer from Corbin.
So the question of course was what does that around female use
her whiskers for Corbin responded with detecting
barriers and predators again. I don't think it's possible to
detect berries with whiskers, hey, but you're right on the
floor. I don't make the rules.
I just report again. Actually, you know what, you're
also not right on the Predators program.
You know. I'm going to recur, mr.
Curtis is answers, what he says, mr.
Curtis says, Knitter and female. Use their wispy whiskers to
sense the direction of the wind which they use to stay downwind
of predators. All right.
So you said that, use it to detect predators and Implied
based on how the wind blows, they detect, berries and
predators. It's are not lied.
I just cut out the middleman. No, they use their good sense of
smell to detect, the Predators that they use their whiskers to
stick to sense the winds to stay downwind of those Predators.
So importunately core, I'm gonna have to give you.
I'm gonna have a beer, help me losing my mind.
I mean, like Corbin, please don't disturb the professor?
I well he's working. Well, I mean mr.
Garza's. Okay, it's my job to, you know,
deal with, you know, people of his intelligence level in my,
what it's something I have to deal with.
It's fine, it's fine. Okay.
We all have to learn right at some point.
Guess what? When my, when my twin my fucking
Sandshrew, Mi Olin, sanchar hash.
It hatches, you're going to be done for you're gonna freeze.
Imma throw them at you and you're going to, you're going to
have a B arm and I'm going to break it off, okay?
Yeah, but when that happens, sure when it hatches you, wait,
wait, yeah, let me just go ahead and check the weather channel
and looking at it. Mmm.
Oh, that's unfortunate. But it doesn't look like there's
going to be a cold day in hell for a while their Corbin.
So it's a ways off, I'm not sure why that's relevant to the
conversation Professor but please continue with the quiz.
Okay. Question number two, even though
Knitter and female, His horn is rounded and blunt.
Why should you still be wary of it?
Because it conserves predators, don't order.
Shut the fuck up, Professor. All right.
Both of the answers are in the question, of course was even
though Knitter and females horn is rounded and blunt, why should
you still be wary of? It Corbin said because a drop of
its poison is fatal and mr. Curtis responded with a small
scratch from, its bitty horn spine, Could result in Death
from its toxic venom. Yes, you are both correct.
It's because it secretes a very very effective poison either.
Only when it's and raged or all the time and it's just more
poisonous when it is enraged. It's hard to tell the Pokedex
entries for a very non annoyed to be constantly leaking.
Yeah. What do you think about that?
Mr. Curtis to be linking King with no not linking leaking
leaking. Yeah that that would be you know
it definitely wouldn't want to create a mess spontaneous mess
for the class. So yeah I can't but notice
there's a, there's a bunch of webbing coming out from your ear
pants leg there. Mr. Curtis.
Oh yeah, you know, like I said before, I mean sometimes I have
to wear this the spinarak enforced pants when I ride my
Rapidash into the class because because it does not trust me
yet. I'm not sure why I still working
on that. Have you tried giving it?
Like, I don't know, apples or like maybe a carrot.
Um, I mean, it does not. It does not like the, you know,
the, the, the Cherry berries. I keep giving it so, you know,
maybe maybe an apple might for the record mr.
Curtis don't even think your own parents trust you yet.
Hachi. Look what you've done.
Corbin is a little weird. We've established this many
times apologize. Come on guys right now.
All right, I'm sorry, mr. Curtis, I was simply joking.
That's fine. Let's go.
What the quiz? Let's pass this together.
We got this. Come on.
They hatched me. Sofia I'm sorry.
They what they what they want to do?
I mean they gave birth to me that's and cared for me and
raised me. And fed me lots of puffins.
And I'm sure that they love me. Why are you eating your Pokémon
treats? Yeah.
Puffin is notoriously a Pokémon food.
Um I mean but people can eat them too, right?
I mean they're good they're like like Curry from the gal, our
region, you know, I did Hume, I don't think they are like, Curry
from the gala region. Okay.
You know, enough enough, enough enough, dilly-dallying, let's
move on to the third question, how much of mitterrand's Knitter
and females, boy. Poison, does it take to kill
you? I think already addressed this
and you guys has answers from the I'm behind already.
I mean this is like the same answer as the last one.
Ivy. Really?
How much you helped me? Feel me.
Different questions cannot really pulled from did these,
this Smorgasbord of Pokédex? And yeah, I'm surprised you have
a fourth question. Honestly, I told the last
question. Sweet.
So yeah, so don't be surprised. I do want to do a bonus thing so
balls. Oh okay, yeah.
The answer is in. Okay.
You know, for the give it time, it took for you to type that I
thought it was gonna be a lot longer, okay?
So the question was how much poison does it take to kill you?
Or I guess specifically how much of Knitter and females poison,
does it take to kill you, Corbin responded with a drop and mr.
Curtis responded with the very toxic poisonous.
Venom take just a tiny itty-bitty drop.
Of this isn't a kids novel just say it.
I'm assuming at the end of that half sentence, you meant to put
will kill you. But yes.
Well, I mean, just like Corbin said it, you know, just a drop,
you know, you didn't just a, just a small amount.
I was actually, you know, I was hoping for an answer in
milliliters. So if you guys could amend, you
know, I'm not going okay. Corbin says, no.
Mr. Chris is this actual bonus question?
Yeah, no. It depends.
I think it depends on the viscosity and surface tension of
the of mitterrand's poison but boring, that's fine.
We'll move on. Okay, so there is no
specifically a fourth question, but I think it's been a little
while since we've done this. And I want to, I wanted this
again. I think it's been pretty obvious
that the Pokedex entries were kind of lacking on like the
finer details of a Knitter and females biology So for this
fourth question, give me a hypothesis and then a possible
answer to that hypothesis for Knitter and female if you okay.
Yes. So remember we did this for
Charmander. I think and then also what
Kakuna maybe maybe you think so. One of the other lame Pokemon we
discussed. Yeah, I mean just discussed.
Oh, Disgusting. So, yeah, you don't have to take
these out, you can say them to me whenever you have one
formulated. Oh, okay.
Well, I will give you some time. This is this is for bonus
points. So Corbin you might be able to
make up the what you lost your. A thing about this is if then
you're sitting at a sixty six point six, six six repeating, of
course percentage right now, all right.
Um Nidoran need a ran females. Bright purple color.
Okay? Is to warn Predator.
Pokemon of its venomous nature. I feel like you already said
this for one of the other ones, I feel like you said, this
already. You really said that about
Kakuna about its coloration. I have a hypothesis, I'm ready.
Okay, go for it, go for it. Okay, so in the same way, okay?
So, you know, with Pikachu and Raichu when they shock each
other or when they were where they shocked, other Pokémon or
people it Them if they shock each other it acts as a way to
heal itself, I think Knitter, an female.
The only Pokemon, that's not really going to be affected much
or actually might have a positive effect on.
Its Barb will be another, Knitter and female.
What I mean is if an iteration female stabs another Knitter and
female with its poisonous Barb. It will have a chemical reaction
that causes it to heal it instead similar to that of
Pikachu. In riot shoe.
Interesting hypothesis. I'm going to say though that,
you know, once we start talking about the evolved form of
Nidoran female which is a Knitter Reena I think that's
going to provide some evidence that that is in fact not true.
Well, I'm basing it off of the fact that I don't know any of
that. You know, that's a habits
haven't had that class yet. It's interesting.
It's, I like how you have taken your knowledge and from the
biology of other Pokemon and applied it in a Vervain to why?
I think very good job. You know what?
You know what Corbin? I'm gonna give you your points
back. Fuck, yes, thank you.
So, you all right mr. Curtis if you would like to take
one more stab this time, don't give me anything involving its
coloration. All right, all right.
I would say, Okay. He's dead.
He died on the spot. Would you like me to get it
around? Female back out here so you can
take a look at her there. Mr. Curtis No, that's ok.
Ok. Ok, I will give alive.
I'm alive. I'm alive.
Sorry. I was just uh, just convening
here who my my inner monologue. It's, you know, it's difficult
to verbally Express the the complexity of my answer without
being able to write it out. Of course, of course.
I mean, if you want, listen, if you really want to write it out,
that's fine. I'll read it if they if you want
mr. Curtis please, I would say That.
Shit, we broke him again without much any part.
There's so much about Knitter and female that we didn't even
really cover at all mr. Curtis, this is not the
mannequin challenge. Why are you just Frozen in
midair right now? Just say I was, I would say
probably it's it's it's venom that it he's got nothing.
On this quiz over nothing. I'm gonna hear em out.
It's a result of a special diet. That's it.
That's what you got, okay? He's okay.
How about this? You want?
Maybe comment on the fact that it has giant ass fucking ears,
not a single poker because your have tossed talked about that.
It's got huge ears. What does it do with those ears?
It's all the better to hear Predator.
Okay, you know what, kourt you know what Curtis?
You do not get bonus points. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm taking points away all that time.
Sitting there with your mouth of gape, just Frozen.
First of all, I don't know why that's not normal.
Human behavior to just sit there and literally sit there like a
mannequin when you're thinking, look at that, sometimes I do
that. Sometimes you do.
Okay. Yeah, I'll just, it's sometimes
it's good. Just to shut my brain off, you
know, and just like, you know, not free.
It's just soaking soaking the area around me.
Yeah, okay. That Is it for today is pop
quiz, before I go ahead and end the lesson.
I kind of spoiled this already, I guess, but the III guys.
Know what Pokémon will be, will be talking about next time.
Yes, I believe it's another and penis has been saying it around
mail. No, actually, no, we're not.
We're not learning about Knitter and male.
We're learning about the evolved form of Nidoran, female, ah,
Nidorino lady, you know what you said it.
So I'm counting it. We're learning about it later.
You know we own it around, just just did Arena, okay?
This is the evolved form of an inner an email.
But of course, if you guys have questions for me Professor,
Jacob or any of the accoutrements that I have here
in class, I was at work. Mr. Curtis and Corbin can go
ahead. And Gmail me, which of course
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You can contact me on Twitter which is of course the bird
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today's lesson. So until next time class is
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