Hello there, and welcome to the world of My Name is Professor
Jacob. This is a wow.
I've completely lost the entire thing that I normally do.
It's because you're scared. Scary Halloween themed
introduction. Well, thank you everybody for
attending this lecture on Pokémon, on spooky Pokémon
biology. Joining me here in the in the
graveyard today is my teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, how are you? How you doing?
I'm doing this spooky. Mr. Curtis, Mr. Goat Ghosts, Mr.
He's Dead. Mr. Curtis is dead.
He turned into a ghost and that's it.
That's all from Mr. Peter Professor, did I scare you?
Oh, Phew. It's just him.
It's just, it's just Curtis. See, you were talking to you
were talking to my jacket. I see.
I propped it up. It's just full of a couple
spinner axe, see. I actually.
Believed it. That was really good, Mr.
Curtis. See.
Really good I. Projected my voice and I set up
my my old trench coat full of spinner axe.
You thought you were talking to me, but I was over here in the
corner. I will say.
Or over there, say. It was pretty is horrifyingly
believable that the spinner axe were able to move in a way that
you frequently move Mr. Curtis so.
It's true. It was very realistic, wasn't
it? Yeah.
Also joining us in the classroom today is our young trainer and
training, Corbin. Corbin, how are you, ROAR?
It's. Like scary like in rock.
Oh my God, you guys. Like my costume?
Oh yeah. I'm a Tyranitar.
Oh man, I. Thought you were a Lycan rock.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm a Tyranitar.
I well, I guess some of the green paint is chipping off.
And I could see why you'd think that, but no, I am a Tyranitar.
You could see here by my my green, he's falling.
It's tough. So I got my green hide here.
It's made out of made out of cardboard, so that's pretty cool
little greenness there. I look at my spikes, even
touches the spikes to my head. You see that like little green
spikes also made of cardboard. And then, yeah, I got some
spandex and I painted purple for the.
Wait, is that also made of cardboard?
It's a spandex. Also cardboard.
That's all I could afford. Yeah, it's it's cardboard
spandex, you're right. But yeah, it's all, it's all
cardboard inspired Tyranitar costume stuff.
So. Having a lot of fun.
That's supposed to be a Tyranitar.
It is so so last year when I dressed up as a for alligator.
I believe I bought that costume if I remember.
Correct. Wait, did you dress up myself?
Did you dress up as a fur alligator?
I thought you dressed up as something that a fur alligator
normally eats. Isn't that what you dressed up
as? I try to block it out.
I think you're right now. I think I did.
I think I dressed up. So, so this time you, this time
you tried to dress up as something big and scary, and
that is praise. Trying to scare off the
Tyranitar? That's right, trauma no more.
It's good to be good to be in class.
I'm excited for. The movie he looks like.
He kind of looks like a big Metapod, doesn't he?
Yeah. No, I don't.
I don't. I don't.
Yeah, he kind of looks like a big Metapod, and a lot of things
eat Metapods. We need, we need people to see
what I look like and in order to do that we need somebody to draw
it. So I I don't know, I think the
idea of Minotaurantar costume sounds pretty cute.
Yeah, so if you hard. Work or or you could just you
know, take up we could just take a picture of you real quick here
and. Yeah, let's just take a picture
of you. Yeah, just take a picture of me
and put it on. That wouldn't be fun.
Artwork is better. Yeah.
So go ahead, send in your artwork to wwopokemon@gmail.com
of Corbin, sent of Corbin in a Metapod costume and we'll see.
We'll see your take on that. And yeah, just just looking
forward to. It And if you don't, we're gonna
end the whole class. Yeah, Corbin like is very
excited to see your drawings of him in a Metapod costume.
Yeah, I'm very excited. And if I don't get it by
Christmas, I'm gonna start crying.
He's gonna cry anyways. OK, so and today, listen guys,
what's up? Today it's Halloween.
Well, it's not Halloween, but it's our Halloween lesson.
Halloween's tomorrow, Yeah. I thought I'd show you guys my
costume today. Yeah, so we decided that we're
going to do something a little bit fun and we're not.
We're not going to have your standard lesson.
And before we get into that though, I do have a Ganga male
here that I would like to read. So we're not.
Why is the recording device on if we're not if we're not having
a lesson? I said we're not having a
standard lesson. A normal.
Lesson. There's still a lesson.
Are you serious? The.
Students, The students still have to like the virtual
students still have to have something, Yeah.
Can't they just listen to us? OK, wow.
Geez, dropped the surprise already, Corbin, Yeah.
Sorry that out. Hold on, sorry.
Portia. That.
Out. Bleep it out, Portia.
OK, whatever. Continue.
But before we get into, you know, the seat, the special plan
that I have for today, I do have a Gengar male here that I would
like to read. I'll allow it, yeah.
This this art this this Gengar male comes to us from kelp.
It's the the names go on assistant to Professor Kukwi
from the house on the beach, Iki town and melee melee island
Alola. So that's if you if you're
looking. What?
I felt like I just had a stroke. If you're trying to figure out
where Kelp is, that was kelps full address, but Kelp has sent
us sent us a gang our mail before.
It's pretty simple, pretty easy. It says I did a drawing of the
events of the Azumarill lesson. There are some small details
like some framed photos of Corbin with Perry and Professor
Jacobs Litton. I'm greatly enjoying this highly
informative lesson series. Keep up the good.
Work they provided. Us with some incredible artwork
here here. I have copies of it for you guys
here. You go, yes, let me see, Let me
see. Love that.
That's really cool. Look at all the poker balls you
got. You got me all bubbled up.
I'm bigger than everybody else. I love it, I think.
You're just. I think you're closer.
Well, I think I'm closer. I mean, I, I, I feel smaller
though. Oh, we have Lex there.
And a bubble. Too, I see.
Oh my, Mr. Curtis's Mr. Curtis has a recording device with him
and his foot is being bitten by gunk.
By gunk the totodile, I also love that there is a master ball
floating in there. So if anybody's looking at this
online, first of all we we post these Porsche some is bad about
posting them on time. We have scolded her for that.
But if you guys have seen this picture, it should be on
Instagram, Twitter, discord, wherever.
Find the master ball. Fun little fun little game
there. For you, there's a master.
Ball floating around in this picture.
Comment how long it took for you to find it.
It took me two seconds cuz I'm smart.
Find the Ultra Ball, that one's in there too.
Find the Premier ball. Oh well, just find all of it I
guess. Just find all of it you.
Know Find the Find the drawing of Corbin and Perry.
Oh. Spooky.
OK, anyways, so yes, thank you so much, Kel.
This is a wonder, this wonderful artwork and you will of course
be getting extra credit for it. Yes, Mr. Curtis, do you think we
were giving out a Gold Star for this one?
Absolutely yes. Yes, you are not Mr. Curtis
Corbin. So.
I, I do have to say I, I think, I think this deserves a Gold
Star. So I agree.
Thank you, thank you and and expect your Gold Star in the
mail in two to three weeks. Wow, that's a that's a long
delivery time. I have to wait.
So thank you again. Kelp.
Have any other students out there?
I think I already said it for this lesson, but if you want to
send us a Gengar mail, it's WWO pokemon@gmail.com.
You can also find it in our link tree.
Blah blah blah blah blah. But now is time.
Now. For the surprise, the.
Surprise. Yeah.
No, I can, I'll you can say it this time for if you want, if
you want to go to OK. What are we doing?
We are watching a scary movie. So because I'm in the Johto
region, I decided to rent this movie for everybody.
Because we're in the Johto region and I'm away from my mom,
I could do things that, you know, I don't have to wait for
her, permission for her. I can do it without her.
So I decided to rent and rated R movie.
This is this is such a good idea?
Maybe I. Rented a rated R movie I've
never seen a rated R movie before I'm very excited and guys
my choice for today is silence of the Lulu I'm.
Very excited. Nothing but good silence of the
Lulu. Good things.
Nothing. Yeah, definitely something a 10
year old should be watching I think.
Oh my gosh, I can't wait. I thought we were going to watch
Nosferat Tata. No, we're not watching that.
I already told you that I. Really.
I really that that one's the title I just really hate.
It just doesn't really make any sense to me.
Just really hate that one. I told you it's banned and
Johto. I have to.
I'd have to pirate it if I had to see Nos Nos frittata.
So I have to, you know. Yeah, it's about, it's about
frittata. That's that, you know, you smell
with your nose. That's why it's called nose
frittata. Nose frittata?
I don't. Think that's what it's about.
What? But I could.
What did I watch? Wait.
No. That's the only I must have
downloaded the wrong version. Were you watching?
Ratatouille. I think you were Ratatouille.
That sounds that. Sounds like.
But anyway, that's Ratatouille. We're not having a normal lesson
today. I am going, we're just going to
you guys are going to listen, I guess to us watching sounds.
Yeah, no, Corbin. Corbin is going to describe in
great detail everything that is happening.
And then we're going to talk about the movie and do a movie
review, something the three of us have never done before.
So if you guys are interested in US doing, if you guys are
interested in US reviewing movies together, let us know in
the. Comments.
On Spotify, Gone Keep. Put the movie in for God's
sakes. Jeez, we only have.
Just OK, all right, I just want to see if this OK.
All right, here we go. And I'm gonna put the movie in
the disk. Here all right, got the.
Remote and let's play it 321 How did.
You do that, What did you do? I didn't do that.
What did you do? What was the timing of that?
What the heck was? Don't.
Oh, don't worry. I've got a let me dig in my bag
here. I've got a lamp.
We can. Put thunderstorm came out of
anywhere. See anything?
That was a huge Thunder strike too.
Now it's pouring outside. Oh my.
God, honestly what this is? It's like a whole monsoon.
What? Here you go, professor I've I've
always got my my carrot seed lamp here in my bag here, so
I've got I. Can barely see anything.
Oh my gosh, it's. Dark.
Wow, yeah, wow. Nice, Nice lamp, Mr. Curse.
It's really adding to the the ambiance of the.
Room. Why is the fire grain in it?
That's so how do you get the fire green?
Yeah. Oh, it's, it's made out of a
spinnerac oil. So that's the oil, that's the.
Spinnerac oil Oil burns green. That's right.
Yeah. Mm.
Hmm. It's gross.
But yeah, I just, I'm sorry, Corbin.
I only have one. So we're going to put it up here
on the front desk. So you you are going to be kind
of in the dark, in the gloom back there.
But Oh no. You know it's OK.
It's it's dark like the recesses of my mind.
Hey, what's that out the Oh my gosh, do you guys see that?
Oh my God, the whole block is out.
What's that? Is that somebody working on the
power line or is that? What is it, Corey?
What is that? No, it looks like a 2.
They're really, really. Too headed.
Too. Oh so.
Spooky. No, that is scary.
I've never seen anything like that.
What does that create? What does that creature outside?
Is that a person dressed up? Is that a costume?
Get out of the way. What is that?
No, no. You see that?
It's like a silhouette there. It's past the market.
Do you see it? Look at that down there.
It's walk. It's it's walking around the now
it's gone. It disappeared, now it's gone.
Did you see it in time? Wow, what a no I didn't but.
Oh, there it goes. It comes back.
It's coming back. Look at that.
Look at that thing. Oh, it's got 2 heads, 2 headed.
What is that thing like? Is is that a decidua?
Oh, and this? It disappeared again.
Miss Curtis, did you not see it? Look out.
I saw, I saw it a little bit, but I called for it decidua I
don't. See.
Oh my God, don't wait for the window.
OK. All right, Calm down, Corbin.
Calm down. Corbin, my God.
A2 headed monster. What?
Is this thing? What is that?
Well, it's a. Of course it's a.
Giraffe rig. Sorry, I wasn't paying
attention. I was.
I was busy. I was busy, you know, writing on
the whiteboard. Some plans now that I'm looking.
On it, it came back. Hearing what you guys have been
freaking out about, it must have been really scary.
I turn around. It's just a giraffe rig.
Yeah. 'Cause it's, yeah.
But I didn't know that from far away.
And now that Mister Curtis said it, now I know it.
I've never seen one before, so I'm really startled by this
thing. This is, it's actually, it's
actually kind of cute. Put the lamp over towards it.
Oh, it's not that bad, this guy, he's that so bad.
The butt still freaks me out. So how about the the other head?
The other head? Yeah, turn back around there.
I don't want to see that. That's kind of creepy.
Hi there, Cute little. Okay, guys, let me tell you
about this thing. I'll tell you about it.
Yeah. So it's.
Quadrupedal, we got 4 legs. They've got the first half
yellow body and it's got brown patterns running along the side
of it. It's got a cute little pink
nose, has a kind of a white forehead with little antenna on
top and it has, you know, these cute ears and then like pink
spikes running down the back. So OK, that's the front half.
Now the butt half. Let me talk about the butt half.
The butt half is, is the back half is brown and, and that
pattern, the brown pattern that's on the side of it is now
yellow and there's a second head on its butt.
But it's not as like refined. It doesn't have ears and a nose
and all that stuff. It's just kind of, it honestly
just looks like two eyes and a mouth.
Yeah, but like it's a. Little creepy.
It looks like it's having a good time, can I say?
Honestly, and that's what it's all about, It's.
Yeah, the butt life. That's what it's all about.
That's right. That's what it's all about.
But that's, I mean, that's pretty much a giraffe ring From
what? I'm seeing, yeah, that's what we
call the, the, the bowl calling the cup, cup toasted.
So. Oh, so toasted.
That doesn't make any sense. That and that right there, that
kind of description is a really a bowl calling the cup cup
toasted, Corbin. That's so true.
It's. You don't even know what that
means anymore. You know, I've been trying to
since I couldn't figure out what we should be doing.
You know, since, you know, obviously we can't watch a movie
now because the power is out. We'll have to watch Silence of
the Lulu later, Corbin. Yeah, instead, maybe I think
this is a sign. I think we should have a lesson
on giraffe a rig because, like, we've never seen a giraffe a rig
out here before. He just happens to show up at
the perfect time. During the storm.
Yeah. It's coincidental.
I I It feels like we should have.
We should have. One feels like we should have a
lesson. All right.
Bye, Kaden.
I'll miss you. Kaden No, it's a giraffe.
A rig. Corbin.
Well, he looks like a Kaden. Which one?
The front part of the back half
the. Front half is K, the butt part
is den, so together it's Kaden den.
Also that happens to be a patron.
So thanks Kaden for your support.
Appreciate. Ohk OK, what's?
The dental. I see.
I see how it goes. OK, I'm gonna start reading some
Pokedex entries here, I guess. You know I'm gonna take the the
Lantern and put it on my desk though, if that's OK so I can.
See yeah where it belongs. But now I'm in the dark again.
It's you'll be fine. Just don't look out the window,
Corbin. OK.
Just don't look out the window all.
Right. What are you saying?
Like what? I'm just, I'm just telling you
not to look out the window, Corbin.
Why? Why are you threatening me?
I'm not threatening you, I'm just saying.
Just saying for you to not look out the window.
Look out the one, don't look out the window, Corbin.
Don't do it, Corbin. Don't look out the window,
Corbin. OH.
Because you need to look up here because I brought candy.
I have candy for everybody. Oh, I guess I was going to
distribute it while we were watching a movie, but you know,
here has some nice. Candy, Yeah.
Oh my God. They're they're Pikachus.
It's like, yeah, little. Chewy.
I love Pikachu. Do you have caramel?
Actually, it's hazelnut.
That's it, You just got hazelnut.
Oh, I love hazelnut Pikachu, no. That's alright.
Well, I'll do. I'll do.
This one. This one's half.
Hazelnut half molasses. Is that good?
That's good. I'll take that.
I don't mind. I bet you will.
That's what you drink every day, buddy.
Wait, no, it's Maple syrup. No, it's Maple, not molasses.
That was SAP. It's Maple syrup.
Maple syrup is tree SAP, right? Yeah.
Whoa, we're learning so much today.
If only we can learn about giraffe rig.
We can if you want. Great.
All right, so now everybody's settled in their seats and
Corbin's not looking out the window, I can start reading the
entries from Jota Region on Giraffe Rig.
The first entry says it's tail has a small brain of its own.
Beware if you get too close, it may react to your scent and
bite. Glad I kept the window shut.
Yeah, I know. The front or the back?
The the but it says it's tail has a brain.
Of itself, some of the what? I don't see why it couldn't be
both. It could be both.
Now it does say, it does say that that it it had its tail has
a small brand of its own, But then in a completely new
sentence, it says beware, if you get too close, it may react to
your scent and bite it. It your Mr. Currys is right.
It's not really describing which part of it is going to be
biting. We we could probably assume it's
talking about the the small brain on its tail, but, you
know, we can't say it for certain.
So good. Good.
Hey, good discerning eye, Mr. Curtis.
Thank you. Thank you.
That's that that inquisitive nature.
Corbin. Come on.
Do do better, man. Be inquisitive.
OK. Think about the things I tell
you. Look at your surroundings, but
don't don't look out the window. OK.
All right. Don't look out the window,
Corbin. Why?
Just don't do it. Don't do it right anyways, I
see. Listen, Corbin, I see you
looking. You want to look.
He's glancing. He's he's glancing and that's
okay. He can glance out the window.
He cannot I. Just need I need to be given a
reason why to. What to look out the window?
To not look out the window. Why?
Why can't I look?
Out the You can't just trust me. You can't just trust me for
once. Yeah, just trust the professor.
You knew that was a draft freak the whole time, and I'm pretty
sure you planned that. What?
Just to scare me. What, So, Corbin, you think that
I planned that even though I said we would have a movie day
today, that the power would go out and that a giraffe giraffe
rig would just so happen to appear outside our window, even
though we've never seen one in the area before?
Meaning that I could use that as an excuse for us to learn about
giraffe rig today? You think that I came up with
all of that? That's what you're saying.
You think he did, You think he did.
Honestly, that sounds a bit insane for you to come up with,
Mr. Curtis. This was your idea, wasn't it?
Yeah, me it was. No, we've, we've read 1 Pokedex
entry. I'm gonna, I'm gonna keep
reading them. Oh yeah, go ahead.
I'll just. Stay here.
It's tail. Don't look out the window.
OK, I'll write. It's tail, which also contains a
small brain, may bite on its own if it notices an alluring smell.
An alluring, alluring. Alluring, alluring, alluring,
alluring, alluring, alluring. It's spelled like alluring, but
I think it's pronounced alluring.
Yes. OK cool, I'm glad we all have
thoughts and opinions on this. The next entry comes to us.
It's still from the JoJo region. We're still in the JoJo region
that says when it is in danger, it's tail uses some sort of
mysterious powers to drive away the enemy.
Maybe it's the same mysterious power that binds all the unknown
together. I mean, maybe or the mysterious
power that they use when there's two of them together.
So the power of the written word.
Oh God. Oh.
God. Oh, that's right, Mr. Curtis
said the mysterious power was the written word for those for
those students who forgot what happened 2 weeks ago.
So OK, but this is, this is important.
So not only does it have a small brain and it's tail, that's
where it's psychic power comes from.
Yeah. Yeah, wouldn't it make more
sense to have your psychic power come from the bigger brain
though? No, because the bigger brain is
thinking about all the stuff that keeps it alive.
The smaller brain is just doing psychic stuff.
The the smaller brain, all it's got to do is think psychic
stuff. So that's pretty good, I would
say. OK, think Psychic stuff T-shirt
like it. All you got to do is think
psychic stuff. That's it.
That's all you got to do. All you got to do.
That's a terrible T-shirt, by the way, but hey, we'll sell it
anyways. We'll sell it anyway because
we're sellouts. We just need the money.
All right, moving on to the Hoenn region.
The first entry here says Giraffe Rig's rear head also has
a brain, but it is small. The rear head attacks in
response to smells and sounds. Approaching the Pokémon from
behind can cause the rear head to suddenly lash out and bite.
Right, right. Oh, OK, So that one's very
clear. That's the the little head.
It's. The butt tail, Yeah, that's
sneaking. You're trying to.
Eat the rear head suddenly lash out and bite.
Yeah, all right. The next one tree says Giraffe
Rig's rear head contains a tiny brain that is too small for
thinking. We all know somebody like that,
right? Am I right?
Man, I've been told that too. Honestly, what?
Too small? Too small for thinking, Yeah.
I mean, that's AT Shirt though, right?
And it's just me on it too. Small.
Too small. I didn't say that you said that.
Well, you were thinking it. I wasn't thinking it.
It's just like a real cute little tiny TB version of of
Corbin on the T-shirt. Yeah, just a tiny little emoji
version. Too small and it's smol small.
Too small. Too small.
I was thinking it might be the thing.
It might be Drafferig's tail, but with like a really like it's
just like a just like a blank eyed stared smiling and that'd
be good. I see the vision anyways, so I
was halfway through the century. Giraffe rigs rear head contains
a tiny brain that is too small for thinking.
However, the rear head doesn't need to sleep, so it can keep
watch over its surroundings 24 hours a day.
Doesn't need to sleep. Seven days a week, that.
Brain goes all the time. It's always working.
I mean again, it is too small for thinking but it's constantly
watching I guess. Yeah, it's all you need.
Just a brain for watching. This is my brain for watching.
This is my brain for doing things.
It's nice you have a choice like that.
You have different brains. To Yeah, And we all know that
watching isn't isn't a thing to do.
I have to do things and watch with the same brain and it's a
lot. Of yeah, how come all of our
different senses don't have separate brains?
That seems like. Right, I want to touch brain.
I want to taste brain. I want to smell brain.
Mr. Curtis. I want to.
He's trying to think of what the human hearing.
Brain he's. Trying to think of what the
human senses are. Because of course.
Hearing. He's a weird alien being and he
doesn't have the ones. We don't know that.
For sure. Ear brain.
And ear brain is what you would call it.
I like that. Yeah, I want an ear brain.
Sure. Yeah, God, he's so.
He's so weird. And and smell, that's a thing,
right? Smelling brain.
Did we say smell brain? I feel like we did, I said.
I said smell brain. I said taste brain.
Taste. Touch, touch brain.
He's reading this off of his hand.
I'm so confused. He's going through a list of
them in his hand, doesn't know the he has.
Like a notebook on how to appear human.
What's your deal? Listen.
Dude, I'm asking him that all the time.
Like. Listening brain, we already said
that one. Listen, brain.
Yeah, in your brain. That's what I was talking about.
I think sea brain is the other one that we didn't do.
But oh, sea brain. That's the one that's already
there. That's.
What you use when you pilot a boat out on the water.
Yeah, that's the the boat sense. Like is there?
My boat sense is tingling. How about a poop brain?
Nope. OK, time to go on with the next
time to move on. Corbin ruined it, Dang it.
All right, the next entry says a giraffe, a rig, is an herbivore.
It eats grass and tree shoots. While it is eating, its tail
makes chewing and swallowing motions as if it were also
eating. That's kind of cute, right?
So are they In Sync at the same time like always, or is it just
the eating? Is it like it likes to pretend
that it's eating too? Yeah, it just, it just kind of
pretend that it's also eating. Hold on so OK, so this brings up
an interesting this brings up an interesting conversation.
I'm using my small baby brain for this.
He's. Wow, he's operating on 100%
brain power right now. 100% brain power right now yeah
that's right. Unlocked.
So my question is, is giraffe re considered one Pokémon or two?
One easy. What?
What do we identify as a separate being?
Is it a different like 'cause like it has two separate brains,
so there's two different forms of thought, right?
Easy answer, it's one Pokémon. Next question.
I mean, we have Doduo. We have Dodrio.
Aston answered Doug Trio. Doug, Doug Trio.
That's two that's that's one being 3 brains.
Yep. What's that other one?
Minnie Mouse? What's it called?
Minnie. Mouse.
Mouse hold. Mouse hold, mouse hold or
phalanx. I mean, yeah, those are all
listed as one being, but I mean. Yeah, Mouse Hold is literally an
entire family. It is just a family like
Tandemouse. So are me and Gordon and my mom
and Donnie J. Are we all just one Pokémon?
I mean, do you fight battles together?
I fight mental battles by myself a lot.
Are you with each other all the time?
100% of the time? Are you?
Connected to each other all the time.
I would say yes. Are you connected to them right
now? No, but Gordon does have a pager
and he gave me his number for it so I can talk to him whenever.
I think so. First, I think the answer is
pretty easy. Giraffe rig is one being it's
head, it's front brain and it's tail brain are still a part of
the same being, right? Right.
I think that's a pretty easy answer.
We're talking Tandemouse and Mouse Hold and also Phalanx and
even Doe Trio. That question becomes a lot more
difficult to answer in my opinion.
Right, because they're separate. Like they're separated.
From each other, yeah. And like they're like they could
just leave each other like the Magneton like I think that they
are like actually connected and so it's harder for them to leave
and when they do leave, it's just a Magnemite right.
But if if one failing sleeves right, if one of those dudes
just leave? A slow or a slow bro?
I was gonna say, I was gonna say that.
I was just gonna say bring it back a recent lesson.
Slow bro or slowpoke? How was that not 2 Pokémon?
Cuz it's a shelter. I'm like if you get rid of one
then it's one Pokémon again. That is true.
You can unevolve.
A. You can unevolve a.
Slow bro by taking the shelter off of it.
Shelter off. It becomes Slowpoke.
Yeah, Slowpoke again. So there you go.
So it's still one Pokémon even if you combine 2.
OK. Maybe, yeah.
So interesting. And so then it kind of feels
like there should be like one of the Phalanx should just be its
own Pokémon. And then when there's what, 5?
How many of them are they together?
I don't know. Are we reading Felix entries?
OK, sorry. Oh oh, Corbin can go off on
tangents, but when Jacob goes off on a tangent?
Well, OK, what? It's not a tangent, it's a
curious mind that I. And I'm just trying to answer
your questions anyways, OK, we can, we can keep moving.
So we're done with the Hoen region.
Let's move on to the Sino region.
The first entry says it's tail also has a small brain.
It bites to repel any foe trying to sneak up on it from behind.
Bite. Very good.
That's exactly what it sounds like.
While it sleeps, the head on its tail keeps watch.
The tail doesn't need to sleep. OK, I'm gonna do that.
Yep. The head, Huh?
I just. Said it's good to have like even
while it's sleeping it's still alert and looking around.
Yeah, 24/7 it can also. I mean like do you think it can
eat or is or is the mouth just for?
Like it doesn't eat it it just it literally I think it's just
for watching and psychic powers. Like I don't think it eats,
that's why it mimics because if it wanted to eat then it would
as opposed to just pretending to eat when the main.
Hit well, I think it could also like pretend to eat while the
other one's eating, and then also eat.
It's the real question is does it have its own stomach
digestive tract, you know? Yeah, I think the mouth is just
a defensive thing. I don't think it uses it for
like consumption. I think it's just the the like
attacking device that it has cuz that's kind of like what it's
for is for protection. And it does that physically with
it's by biting and psychically with it's small brain psychic
powers. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
OK, the last entry in the center region says the head on its tail
contains a small brain it can instinctively fight even while
facing backward. It's a little bit confusing, it
being the entire giraffe rig, I think.
And not yeah. And not the tail itself because,
like, I don't know, like what? Like facing what is facing
backwards for a giraffe rig. Right.
Yeah, which I mean, maybe. Like not the main.
Something to the side, basically to the right or left side.
Because, like facing backwards, it still has a face that's
facing forwards, right? Always wait, wait, wait, wait.
Always facing forwards. There it is.
Yeah, there it is. We found it.
We found it, everybody. We got it.
Did you did you have something else you wanted to say, Corbin?
I forgot it, professor. OK, that's fine.
Your small brain was too busy pretending to bite and eat and
not looking out the window. I'm not don't.
Look out the. Window.
I know OK, so we can jump ahead now.
There's nothing in U Nova, there's nothing in Kalos,
there's nothing in Alola, nothing in Gala or Hisui.
We do we do have some new entries from Paldea though.
OK, it says, Though very small, the brain in its tail is
considered an important organ because it emits powerful
psychic energy. Powerful.
Yeah. So what happens if you chop that
head off? I think you get sent to jail.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
It just loses all the psychic power, right?
I would guess so. Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
And honestly, it might just, but it wouldn't kill it.
I think it might. The whole thing.
I mean, it would just because it couldn't go on living probably,
right? I mean like what would happen if
we cut off a part of your brain? OK, I think.
I think that'd be good to take a good try.
Well, come over here, Corbin. I mean, you're threatening to
murder a child. No.
It's a murder, so. You would die.
It's not murder. But I'm but I'm I'm different.
It's science. I'm different.
I'm I'm, I am boy. This is built different.
He is built different. I forgot about that.
I am. OK, the last entry in the Paldea
region says Giraffe Rig's tail has a small head.
It instinctively bites at any foes that approaches the Pokémon
from behind. There's nothing from the Lentil
region. So we can move on to the unique
Pokedex entries. And they're really there's only
one, There's only one unique Pokedex entry.
Yes. Is it my girl?
If your girl is Ash, then yeah, I guess.
Ash is not a girl. What Are you sure?
I think so. Oh, yeah, Yeah, you're right.
OK, Sorry, I forgot we knew who Ash was.
Yeah, I kept. I kept thinking it was some
nebulous, nebulous Ash that we don't know.
But no, I think it's Ash the champion, right?
Our champion. Yeah, Ash Ketchup.
Something like that. Ash Ash Mitchum.
Ash Mitchum. Yeah, and he has.
The more pekko right is, the more pekko that's with him all
the time. No, I think it's de Denne,
actually. It's almost mimic you, is it?
Mimic you maybe, I don't know. He's one of those little guys
that is like, shouldn't you evolve that?
And he's like, Nah. He's like, Nah, Nah, yeah.
He had a talent flame that had some behavioral issues, right?
Yeah, I think so. And then he released a a
beautyfly. No, I thought it was a volcrona.
It may have been. It might, it might.
It was either of a beautyfly, a volcrona, or a the Vivian.
OK, that that makes sense. Yeah, hey.
And Bulbasaur OK. So I.
Just I just Pokedex, says Dravrig, the long neck Pokémon.
Dravrig has a second head on its tail that bites those who
approach it carelessly. Those who approach it
carelessly, it doesn't bite carelessly.
Right. It knows what it's doing.
It's intentional. Yeah, it bites those who
approach it carelessly. That's right.
Yeah. OK, cool.
All right. Hey, that's, that's everything
we have on Giraffe Reg. Hey, that's it.
Nice. Let's watch a We can't the.
Powers. The powers out, yeah.
Do you want some more candy? I'd love some, thanks.
No, thank you. I'm good upon spinner act
Turkey. Thank you though.
OK. Great.
Jeez, I don't know. OK, well, I guess I could give
you. Oh, man, this is gonna be tough
because the only assignment that I have prepared for draft rig is
instructional video. So how about this?
How about this? I'm gonna give you guys the
topic and you guys can go work on it.
Then I'm gonna go. I'm gonna see if I can get this
power fixed. Maybe I can get the power back
on. OK.
And then and then if I can't, you guys can just act it out for
me. Sure.
Yeah, we'll put it. On like a skit.
Like a skit. Yeah, like a skit.
Yeah, a skit a little. Bit more of our acting chops.
OK, we've done a skit. Before people liked it.
We'll do it. We'll do that.
We could do an instructional skit video.
We might not have to anyways, so here is your topic.
The topic is how to safely wash and clean your giraffe rig.
How to safely wash and clean my giraffe rig?
My giraffe. Yeah, that's, that's the title
of the instructional video. So you're telling somebody how
to wash and clean their giraffe safely.
And I do have a rubric to read so you guys know exactly, you
know what you're doing here. So the rubric is number 1.
You must include information that we learned in Class 2.
You must demonstrate an understanding of the unique
attributes and abilities of Pokémon 3 Presentation must be
at minimum 3 minutes long. Only three minutes this time.
OK, OK. Now, last time and you guys did
do 5 minutes anyways, so if you do 5 minutes again, I'm just
going to make it 5 minutes because 3 minutes is too easy.
So it must be 3 minutes long and must focus primarily on the
topic assigned. And then four, the final point
is determined by your partner by answering the following
question. How do you write your partner's
participation in this project? OK, All right, So you guys, you
guys go ahead and start working on that.
I'm going to, I'm going to walk out the door here and see if I
can and figure out what's going on with this power.
All right, good luck. Let us be.
Careful in the basement. It's pretty scary down there.
Professor Hello, Power's still not turned.
Professor. Hello.
Yoohoo. I guess I'm back.
Well, yeah. Hey, hey.
Don't worry. I got it working.
Don't worry. Power's back.
Oh, we just. Power's back.
Why is it so dark? Oh, we just.
The lights are back on. Come on.
The lights are flicked. Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, apparently currently Gunk was was chewing on the
power lines a little bit. God Dang it, Gunk, come on.
Well, don't. Speak I'll of the dead.
Wait, I'm kidding. Go, go.
OK, All right. I know.
It's almost. Halloween, but you can't scare
me like that. I'm kidding, Gunk is fine.
Gunk is fine. Took a took a shock from the
from the power conduit pretty well so she she's.
Fine is is he? Is he a lie?
Is a Rosal Duncan. She she she.
Oh sorry I forgot. I am so sorry I missed Jeter
gunk. I apologize.
How dare you. So is Rosalind or Rosalia taking
a? Look, yeah, Rosalind's taking a
look at poor old gun. Don't worry.
But anyways, power's back. Let's let's Hey, I'm excited to
see this instructional video. Let's give it a shot.
Let's give it a whirl. See.
All right, put in the player. It's working.
Yeah. Go.
And hello, audience. Welcome back to another
instructional video. Hello there with Mr. Corbin and
Mr. Curtis. That's right.
Yeah, sure, Mr. Curtis. And today, we're going to teach
you how to safely wash and clean your giraffe ring.
Oh my. Gosh, that's so dangerous.
How are we going to do that? I don't know.
I was hoping that you might have the first step for me because
I'm just a baby boy and I don't know anything.
OK, this is a short instructional video.
Then, if neither of us know, goodbye everyone.
Hi y'all, just kidding, we're back.
Just kidding. All right, so jokes aside, first
thing you have to do is just find a safe space away from
people in case things get a little bit rowdy.
But if you follow this tutorial, it won't get rowdy.
Yeah, you definitely want to get some space because that tiny
brained head does in the back does.
We don't want them to try to attack anyone by fighting or any
of their psychic powers, right? So if anyone's going to get
hurt, it'd be better if it. Was just you.
Right, so keep it away from people.
Speaking of getting hurt, get some PPE.
That's step #2A jumpsuit, some clothes you don't mind getting
dirty, some thick gloves, a helmet maybe, you know, just
really prepare yourself. It's going to be, it's going to
be a very rough experience, yeah.
It might be a rough experience for a lot of reasons.
Corbin, what's next? I'll tell you what's next.
So the big reason you're getting PPE?
Dirty clothes and all that stuff, but you get some PPE to
protect yourself in case the giraffe Rick bites.
But also it's because you're going to cover yourself in mud.
That's the real reason we want to put you in dirty clothes,
because the key here is you have to disguise your scent.
Because if you have a scent that's too alluring, or if it
recognizes your scent, that mud tail, it's going to react to
your scent and bite. It's going to come after you.
So we can't be having that. But now that I've covered myself
in mud, what am I supposed to do now, Mr. Curtis?
In our next step step #4 you want to make sure that you give
first. You want to approach from the
front and get your Get the front head distracted by giving it
some tree shoots and grass to keep it preoccupied.
Yummy. Now again.
Again. Be sure to approach it from the
front. That's correct to do this as to
not bite the rear end. And then next you want to get a
hold of something really smelly, like a smelly Berry.
The rear head is of course attracted to a beautiful smells,
so we want it to get it to to not bite you because you've
already masked yourself, but bite this Berry so you get it
distracted. That's right, once the rear head
has bitten these berries, what are you going to do, Corbin?
So now that you distract that butt head a little bit, now what
you're going to do is you're going to put it on a leash and
you're going to attach it to a post or something stable where
it's not really going to move too much.
So now both heads should be preoccupied.
So now that we've done that, what are we going to do now, Mr.
Curtis? Well, now that both heads are
preoccupied, you're going to quickly wash the remaining body
and neck with soap and water. Well, Sunsy, Yeah.
And then after we're done with that, what do we do?
Corbin Well, the next step after you wash your entire draft,
Rick, is you're going to go ahead and detach it from the
leash because you should be in a safe distance now because
leading into step 9, you can be a little bit further away.
Tell me about it, Mr. Curtis. Yes, on set nine, we're
definitely going to hose it down, got to get all those sunsy
soaps off of it, leaving it nice and and cleanly of dirt and
clean of soap, which would be very good at that point.
That's right. Finally, what's the last thing
we got to do, Corbin? And the last step is you don't
want to go back to the giraffe. You don't want to pat it dry.
The whole reason you wash it quickly and detach it is that
you're if you're not causing any discomfort for your giraffe rig.
But so now that you've washed, now that you've rinsed it off
and everything's good to go, you don't want to get back close to
it again. So let's just let it air dry.
No towel need it, just air dry. Just air dry.
And that's it everyone. That's our tutorial video on how
to clean your giraffe ring. Follow us for more tutorial
videos. We love you.
Any final words, Mr. Curtis? And and that's how you know do
it. How you know that's right, how
you know to do the thing. That's how you know to do it.
Bye bye, everyone. Bye bye.
Oh, Professor. Great.
That was a doozy, right? What'd you think?
It feels like your your outro changes every time.
Keep on that one. You know, OK, that's how we,
that's how we do it. OK, I like it.
There's a lot of really good stuff here.
I like that you mask your scent because that is one of the main
things that we learned is that alluring smells makes the the
butt tail or the butt head bite. So good on that.
Now you said keep it distracted so you're feeding the front face
shoots. And grass.
That's good because we did learn that's what it eats, so very
good there. So is that is that distracting
the tail in any way? We're distracting the tail with
the, with the with the smelly. Berry.
And then we're leashing, then we're lashing it.
We're leashing it so that it can't reach out.
Bite us. Did we forget that step, Mr.
Curtis? I think we did say I.
Didn't, no, you said it. You said it.
I was just, I was just wondering if there was anything else that
happens when you feed a giraffe rig.
No, I know. I know what happens.
And I proposed that when we were in the preproduction process of
this video, I said, well, it does just chew on its own, so it
might be preoccupied. But just to be sure, just to be
sure, we gave it, just to be sure, we gave it something
alluring or smelling like a smelly Berry that it can, that
it could be preoccupied with. And then while it's eating it,
then you attach the leash to it. That way it's not going to go
hog wild. So it's going to be busy eating
the Berry. And if it does try to bite you,
it's not going to go anywhere because it's on a leash.
I thought we determined that it doesn't eat like the the butt
tail doesn't eat, it just bites. It will, but it it just bite the
bites and munches a little bit potentially.
I don't know how long it's gonna keep it distracted though,
honestly. You get a whole bushel of
berries in front of it, it's gonna bite berries until it's
tired of doing it, and then it's gonna realize, oh, I'm leashed
up. Never.
Mind a bushel of berries. OK.
Oh wait wait, which part is leashed?
I thought the front was leashed. Was the back.
Leashed the back. The back's leashed.
Oh. OK.
The front's already distracted, eating the grass and the tree
shoots and whatnot. Right, OK.
OK, too many heads to to to figure out.
Together, you guys did 4 minutes by the way, so you're good,
you're good on you're good on time.
So that's good. I think I think overall this is
a very good this is this is a very good instructional video.
I think I think, you know, keep it in a safe place, distract the
heads to cover up your smell. I think that's probably the best
way that you're going to go about cleaning a draft rig.
It's just it's just a shame that like you have to like you
probably won't don't need to distract the front honestly,
because you know, if it's your Pokémon, it knows you, it knows
you well, it's not going to be, you know, afraid of you, but the
tail, it's just it's just an instinct thing.
It doesn't really have control over whether or not it bites.
So it's you're right. You are going to need to
distract that part yes. So I think, I think for rubric
points, one through 3, you get full, you get fours. 4/4.
Now comes the real, the real question, the real, the real
part. So, Mr. Curtis, if you could, if
you could leave the room, please.
OK. All right, hold on.
Bye bye. Goodbye.
OK. Is he out?
Go God.
He's moving to the door so slowly.
Court. Mr. Curtis, hurry up, please.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just taking it all right
now. I'm shutting the door behind me
now. OK.
All right, okay, all right, Corbin, what?
Would you get totally. I'm going to get the door shut
here any second this. Guy, I forgot that he was
waiting to hear that door shut. There it is.
Okay, now it's shut. Finally, okay, Corbin, what
would you so OK, how would you rate on a scale of one to four,
how would you rate Mr. Curtis's, I guess zero to four
technically, how would you rate Mr. Curtis's participation in
this group project? I would say I'm going to give
Mr. Curtis probably a 3.6. I think overall he did a pretty
good job with contributing to the team, but I'm going to knock
him .4 points for his energy level.
I felt like he was phoning it in for this video.
His energy wasn't there to Mr. Curtis to have a little bit more
energy and and get energized with with your boy.
So I'm gonna doc him a little bit just for that.
But other than that, he was a good participant.
He helped out. He it is hard shooting video
with him because he does smell but I can't count against him
too much. All right, all right, Go switch
places with him. Bring him.
Bring him back. In here.
All right? Hey, Stinky, come on in.
Come on. What?
Let's watch out. Watch out.
OK?
All right? I'm coming.
Are you so scared? I'm here.
I know. It's.
Halloween, but you're going to be so scared.
Dark in the hallway. Is it?
I guess they didn't turn the lights back on in the hallway
either. Yeah, yeah, it's really dark out
here. Don't yell through the door,
Corbin. Bye Corbin, I'm already.
Outside the door. I know, I know, I heard the door
close. Okay, Mr. Curtis, my scale of
zero to four, I guess the group being the lowest, 4 being the
best. How would you rate Corbin's
participation in this group assignment?
That this is good. This is good.
I think that Corbin brought a lot, brought a lot to the table.
He was working with a lot target projects.
So OK, I'll have to give Corbin a, I'll give him a, give him a
3.8. He did have to take a very long
bathroom break in the middle of our prep session, which did cut
into our planning time. I was wondering.
Why you guys were gone for so long?
Yeah, we were gone for such a long time that he left me to
fill in several steps by myself, which wasn't very cool, but you
know when he came. Back you still gave him a 3.8 it
feels like. Feels like the participation
there was not was kind of lacking.
I mean, but he but he did come back and he he added his own
little spin to it. And then, you know, really,
Corbin shines on the dance floor, so to speak.
He shines on the on the performance floor.
Once we got going and recording, he brought.
Everything to the table on the dance floor, huh?
Corbin brought everything to the dance floor when we went to go
record it. So yeah, he, he he didn't leave
anything up on the board. That's right.
All right. So, OK, we go ahead and bring
him back in, OK. Corbett only dark out here.
Corbett, come on back. All right, coming in.
Coming in. All right.
How did I do, professor?
You guys both did really, really well.
Good job. Good job.
I think you guys both snuck a is in there, so good job.
All right, that's gonna do. That's like all we have to learn
about for giraffe a rig. OK.
Does anybody know who we're gonna be learning about next
week? Is it for rigor F?
It is not for rigor F and it's very, very good job Corbin
knowing what giraffe rig evolves into.
Thank you, Professor. Is it Wulu?
It is not Wulu. Unfortunately, we can watch the
movie. Now we could go back to watch.
Let me let me let me wrap this up, OK.
Rick, Rick, nevermind. Do you want me to ask Porsche to
play the rap music? It only feels right.
Or should play to wrap it up. It's a rap music.
Wrap it up. Porsche on that beat, let's go
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what,
what, what? What, what, what, what, what?
WWOE. There it is.
Beautiful. Such good music.
OK, is anybody know what Pokémon we're learning about next week?
Is it Decidui? What type is it?
Oh wait, sorry, I did already ask that.
OK, it is Mr. Curtis. I feel like should know this.
It is a bug type. If it's not decidui then is it
pineco? Yes, we are learning about
Pineco next. Good job.
There you go all. Right, so this.
It is a it, you know, it looks like a big pine cone, but it's
really a bagworm. So how about that?
What? Sorry, what's a what's a
bagworm? It's the type of Pokémon it is.
It's a bagworm Pokémon. I don't know that, sorry.
Yeah, it is. It is a bagworm Pokémon, that is
true. So there's a dark type, there's
fire, there's water, there's bagworm type.
Now bagworm is its categorization.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was. Like OK, what's bagworm good
against? I got to know bags.
Worms. Yeah, worms.
Bag worms, worm bags, who knows, but that we'll maybe we'll learn
next week when we talk about Pineco.
That's right. If you have any questions for
me, you can send me a Gengar mail at wwopokemon@gmail.com.
You can also find us on the Flying Pokémon theme social
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Yes, I still call it Twitter. There's a bunch of other links
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There'll be so many links. Can't miss it.
Corbin, what's your favorite
part of the Patreon? My favorite part of the Patreon
is the probably was also my favorite part of them YouTube
which is the nuzlocks. The only difference is you get
to see them two weeks early. You get to talk about them and
see them before everybody else. If you get on Patreon, next best
thing after that is the outtakes.
Mr. Curtis's doodles is what you meant.
Those are those are abhorrent. Well, I was going to ask Mr.
Curtis what your favorite part of the.
The thing that he does for it. Is is it in fact my doodles?
They're really great. They say, listen, Mercro.
Very good Mercro. Mercro.
Can't. Can't say they're all as good as
Mercro. Mercro is a classic though.
My favorite part is just the sheer amount of content that's
on there these days. I mean, there's just there's a
lot of bloopers and outtakes, there's a lot of Q&A's, There's
the, the nuzlocks are starting to pile up too.
It's. Crazy.
There's a lot and honestly it feels like we're getting robbed
the with the price that we're giving these away that's.
Right. They they're calling me crazy.
Dare we? This is the scariest thing
that's going to happen. All lesson Should we raise the
prices? No.
Everybody just jump scared in their seat just now.
No in in anything. We just add a higher tier with
more stuff but. Ohh man, what we had Professor?
I don't know, More doodle, more doodle.
Fly to your house and say. More Doodles.
More doodles.
That's, I mean, that's what they really come for, so.
All right, well, that's I think that's all we have to talk
about. That's going to do it for
today's lesson. So until next time, class is
dismissed. All right, Corbin finally put
that movie back in. The movie.
Let's see. We go.
There we go. Silent, this Wulu really is.
All right, I've heard it's pretty graphic, but we'll see
for myself. All right, here we go.
And three Oh my God, Oh no, Oh I can't.
See. Oh again, Where's Gung?
OK. Where's Gung?
Oh my God, it was probably Gunk again.
Go check out. He's probably dead.
I'll go check on her. Are you alive?
Hello everybody, it's Professor Jacob here.
Before we left, I just want to give a big shout out to
Pokiester. You may have noticed that our
theme this time around has been a little bit more spooky than it
normally is. That is all thanks to Pokiester
and their wonderful work. In fact, you might hear some
more unique themes coming up in the future.
Maybe I won't tell, but be on the lookout for them if you like
their work, if you really like Pokiester's work.
And why wouldn't you? It's incredible.
You can find them at YouTube, at Pokiester, and honestly, you can
can find them pretty much anywhere you want as pokey star.
That's POKESTIR and that's YouTube.
You can find them on Twitter, can even find them on Spotify.
But once again, big thank you to pokey star for putting up with
us and for giving us some incredible theme music.
All right, that's it. Bye.