Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob. And thank you so much for
joining me for another lesson on Pokemon biology.
Joining me here in the classroom.
Today is, of course, my wonderful teaching assistant,
mr. Curtis say hello to everybody.
Mr. Curtis Professor professor, did you hear something?
Well, mr. Curtis Your Voice, Sounds
different. I know what was that?
What was that obnoxious? Is that Curtis filled the
classroom. I'm so sorry.
Did you hear that? Mr. Curtis sounds weird today.
Actually, that sounds just like them, mr.
Lepper. Let me, let me try to introduce
some again joining me in the classroom.
Today is my wonderful teaching assistant, mr.
Curtis. Oh well, thank you very much.
That's weird. Okay.
And so weird. I was, I would say, third,
time's a charm but I'm not doing it a third time.
I guess. I just can't control my
outbursts. Yes.
Yeah. What do you got it?
You'll get it buddy. And then of course also in the
classroom is our trainer and training.
Corbin say load. Everybody Corbin what's going on
Corbin. Yeah, I like those in the
classroom and being knowing. Okay.
All right that doesn't sound anything like yeah, mister mr.
Curtis. That was very rude.
That was rude. Do my students.
How dare you? I would never do that.
Sorry, I thought I thought this is part of the game and that is
myself a sorry. I'm so mean it carbon.
Thank you for apologizing yeah thank you for apologizing there,
miss thank you mr. Curtis he deserves a strainer
license right now I don't agree with you on that but you know
maybe one day he'll be better than you and maybe one day
Learned that that trainers license.
But not today one, because today, like everyday in the
classroom, which is once a week for you guys.
Me, it's, I'm here every single day for you.
It's once a week weakens. No brakes.
Who ya know where? My, well, I mean 20 cor cor van
once. When you love your occupation,
every day is a vacation. You have literally talked
extensively about, how about, how about, how much you hate
your job. And, you know know, hey, you
what But what. But anyways.
Anyways, anyways, anyways, we're learning about Pokémon here
today. Believe it, or not, we're
learning about a Pokemon. Does anybody anybody know?
I remember. I'm pretty sure it was crooked
tune. Don't know what it is to be, but
it's not that way. I guessed it last week, it's
diglettz ya meet anyway, me is that it's a dick likewise.
I've never I don't know, I think so I don't know.
I haven't heard it in your Friar.
You know what? Let's let's ask him ourselves
because I have brought today, a Diglett.
Where is he always in this Pokeball right now?
So I'm gonna go head. Throw them out.
Oh, and they're different crafts.
And there goes the floor again. I should have known.
I think that's so much time working on them.
When Professor Palm came back. Yeah, I should have been I
should have known that. Again, diglettz are only only We
live underground. You never see their full bodies
outside of the ground. So, I should've expected that I
would, as immediately when I came out, the Pokeball, it would
burrow down through the floor and into the it went, it went in
the floor so fast. I didn't even see what the rest
of its body looked. Well, that was nobody, nobody's
ever seen what its body looks like, which is crazy to me
because it seems like it would be an easy thing to find out.
Um, but as will learn from the Pokedex entries, nobody is ever
seen. What it's bought?
Like, what a mystery. What am I?
Maybe just float. Maybe it's just a It.
I mean it definitely has the rest of its body.
May always, we don't see all of it.
You see the what's, what's in front of us?
Right now, let's see what matters.
So let's describe it if we could, what do you when you look
at Diglett? What do you see?
I see Ima Be honest with you. I'm gonna be real.
It looks like a piece of poop. Wow!
Why? I guess I guess so.
It is brown? Yes.
I mean, come on. It looks like a turd with bubble
gum on the front of it. Come on.
Does I it does is slightly look like a turned from honestly that
but it's so and okay that that bubble gum what.
Let's let's talk about that. What is that?
I think it's knows maybe. Yeah, I think it is too.
I whenever I look at a picture of it, I always see it as its
mouth, to me its mouth. It just looks like it's always
slack-jawed and when I when I try like switch my brain to see
a nose, it just looks completely The wrong to me.
I am only. I've only ever looked at that
and Cena knows, I'll be honest with you, I don't see him and
see a nose. Yeah.
I've always interpreted as a nose, but I'm willing to accept
that. I am wrong.
That's two against one, you're wrong.
Professor? Well, I know I'm right, I know
I'm wrong. I know it's a nose, say it
again, say it again. Say it again, for the people
listening in the back. You know what, I'm not wrong.
I'm just saying that it's what I when I did.
My first instinct is like, oh, that's a mouth.
But then I correct myself and saying that it's a nose.
I'm right, I remember hearing you say you said, I know I'm
wrong. Yeah, I didn't know you're going
to be a jerk about it. So I, they cited I decided to,
you know, again, close myself up the shield.
My emotions from The Real World. I thought I could, you know,
break out because I had some real friends in this classroom,
but it's very clear to me now that I do not, you little
bastard like five minutes ago, how much you hated me,
Professor. I'm your friend.
Please be. Be open and be free with me.
No, no, I've learned my lesson. I will go back into my shell,
and I will continue to be no, to be a hardened night husk.
That's fine. And I will happily go after
class and by you streamers for your pity party as long as you
also by a very tiny violin. Sure.
Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and put Diglett back into Pokemon.
So if somehow just chilling around by giggy dudes, Leave the
floor like that. This is giant hole in the floor.
I'm going to tell the the Machoke not to worry about
fixing that because it's probably gonna happen again next
week when I bring out a do trio. Okay?
I just leave that whole they're just so yeah.
I was gonna leave it there, save me time in the end, but as
everybody has to be ready to take notes here to talk about
the crazy Pokemon that is Diglett, I'm buckled in and I'm
strapped down. I'm ready to go.
I'm ready. Freddy, okay, great.
Everybody's got their protection on because it's time to To get
blasted with some knowledge juice.
I didn't like that. You're a it was kind of weird.
Huh anyways Kanto region, I love to love to suck up your
knowledge juice. We stop okay lives about one
yard underground where it feeds on plant roots.
It sometimes appears above a above ground when sometimes like
when they say. But brother, I mean just as
head, right? Yeah, unclear.
Okay. And I understand Coconut the
next one. Says it.
Prefers Dark Places it spends most of its time Underground.
Though, it may pop up in caves, okay?
Yeah, no way, no way. I think it's about that.
Okay, no. Okay.
Cape school, pretty straight for it.
A straightforward one. Last one here from the Kanto
region its head, pokes up, approximately 8 inches out of
the ground. However, it's real size remains
a mystery to this day. Wow, eight inches.
A lot though like it's really something of that's a good.
Terrible amount. That's probably varies.
Now waiting on the would you consider a Diglett big if it
only popped out like four inches out of the ground like that
still be considered a big deal. I mean I think that again take
it only matters more what the Diglett does with its head and
then the true size. So you don't think the other day
goes going to make fun of the shorter dingoes for me being not
we don't know. And we don't know how big it
actually is because we all want the head but the head.
Okay, I guess it has a she's a special person.
And for every size, Diglett head, and don't you worry about
it Corbin. Well, I hope trainers.
Don't discriminate because I'll be really mean if you have like
a really good Diglett, but its head is just too short, it's
just not coming all the way out of the ground, I would suck be
really a shame. I think, as long as the, the
girth of the head is not too big.
All right, let's do some jacket. Okay, this is some low-hanging
fruit right here, guys. Let's move on to the oh, I'll
take one J. Can I have one of those bananas
that you're talking about? The low-hanging creatively
figure. It may create a girly.
Thank you. You know, I don't I didn't
tighten man's you anything. Okay, sorry I'll have that.
Wasn't your pencil case. It looks like a banana.
Well, I'd give you that, but that's okay.
All right. Sorry, I'm sorry.
I liked it right on my desktop. Sorry I wanted to eat very rude.
That's it. You know what?
Ten points from Corbin. Oh how many do I have now like -
seven? I think I put you back in zero
shit. Okay, moving on to the Johto
region says it's skin is very thin if it is exposed to light
it's blood heats up. Causing it to grow weak.
Yeah. Oh okay.
Yeah, it's blood will literally boil if it's above ground for
too long. Yeah.
Um man. All right, cool.
I think it'd be pretty successful to fire types and
yeah you think you think I mean it's not like it's not like if
you blast with fire it's not going to take damage so gets
hurt. Yeah yeah the next one says if a
Diglett digs through a field it leaves the soil perfectly tilled
and ideal for planting crops will shoot.
Why don't we just planted crops? It's the middle of the classroom
because there's no sunlight and they wouldn't be able to grow.
We have a window right there that but it's never, it's the
the grant. Listen, the hole in the ground
is very clearly far away from where the window is Corbin,
okay? It's in the back corner of the
classroom. Fine.
Alright. The see it Tara you might not be
able to see and share with turn around.
I could see I could see it's right.
Okay, that's fine. All right, sure.
Alright next entry says, it digs underground and choose on tree
roots, sticking its head. Out only when the sun isn't
bright. So I guess when it's like cloudy
or night out in yeah or dusk or something.
Maybe yeah. Although that doesn't
necessarily mean that this is a nocturnal Pokémon.
No. No.
Because it's always it's a wake and underground all the like
during the day. Yeah.
I assume that it sleeps at night probably.
Okay. That does it for the Johto
region? Let's move on to the.
Hoenn region Diglett are raised in most Farms.
The reason is simple. You fucking idiot.
It doesn't say that part but it does say, the reason is simple
part for towing, right? Wherever this Pokemon Burrows.
The soil is left perfectly tilled for planting crops.
This soil is made ideal for growing delicious vegetables.
I think, I think if you got, if you are a farmer and you got
like an Oddish and Diglett, and we really those two and then
maybe like a water type like a squirrel or something, maybe a
bug type that eats other bug types.
Of yeah meeting. Yeah.
So like so I guess I've been at will do that.
Maybe Birds to bird type Pokemon of a flying-type Pokémon.
Oh no, yeah, that would work too sure.
I'm sure. Anyways, grow real successful
Farm. All right, so the next one here.
Last one for the Hoenn region says it Burrows to the ground at
a shallow depth. It leaves raised Earth in its
wake, making it easy to spot. Okay, so yeah, it never it never
digs deep enough underground tomb.
Make it completely invisible first.
I guess, for some, it just can't get that deep.
I don't know. Yeah, yeah.
Except maybe you can't dig shallowly.
So like, I mean except for like when it's like the first one,
right? The first thing you said said
they grow a yard underground. So like they it lives about one
yard underground so that would make me but that would make me
assume that its body is larger than 1 yard will not larger but
like like big enough to make it. Noticeable above ground, right?
Okay. So yeah, even when it's a yard
underground, it's big enough that it's disturbing the surface
of the soil. Yeah.
So so it's head is 8 inches, but
its body is like almost like another.
Like really like three feet across three at its largest.
It probably isn't that big probably not.
Yeah. Again, nobody's ever seen it.
So we have, we have no idea. Nobody's ever.
There was ever grabbed onto a dick ahead, just pulled it right
out. Why?
God, you could do that. We could find out but I guess
it's maybe they respect Diglett too much.
Probably no one just wants to yank that head right out of the
ground. But you know, I get it.
I get it. They want to be abusive.
I guess I have some homework for next week.
No, I don't think you should do that.
No, yeah, I don't think listen, listen, we do a lot of like
research here, but I don't think we should be the ones to say to
definitively State. What a Diglett looks like
underneath the grinding. That's a mystery.
That one of the, you know, you know, No regionally recognized
Pokemon. Professors should do, leave that
for greater minds mr. Curtis.
Yeah. Greater more more well-known
Minds. Yes, please that have the
authority. I don't have the authority to do
that. I have the authority to read and
review. What they've already written.
Yes. Okay.
All right. All right Professor.
Okay. Okay, let's move on to the
center region, a Pokémon that lives underground because of its
dark habitat. It is repelled by bright
sunlight so I guess Like an evolutionary thing.
It like after living underground for a long enough time, it grew
thin scale though, it doesn't make sense, right?
You think underground living, living underground would make it
have really tough skin, right? Really hard skin.
You would think, but I guess what I just slides around kind
of like gelatin in between the rocks and stuff.
I don't know. Like, how does he come?
Here's here's another thing. We haven't finished reading them
yet but not a single entry describes how it digs
underground. I mean, I assume it Has Clause
because it Diglett can learn scratching its cameras, true.
It can learn those. So, it must have like, you know,
like forearms or like pause or something.
Underneath that, those eight inches.
So it was no, opposed, no Pokemon.
That's been attacked or a trainer that's been battling
with a ditto. I'm sorry.
Diglett seeing its hands of it, uses scratch or something.
Maybe scratch him with his teeth.
Maybe it does. Yeah.
Well that that was that would just be called bite.
Well, no like it's not Biting Down Just going, huh?
Like swiping was the seizure like this.
Like this watch. Come over here Corbin.
No, I'm good. I'm gonna stay right here.
You know, you just no. No, don't do the chorus.
Corbin go over that way. All right, I'm sorry.
Do you want do you want points for the professor back of house
Cup Classic? Oh sure.
Sure. All right, let him but scratch
with your teeth. Curtis go.
Here we go. Ready?
Yeah. Don't bite down so hard.
Wait, wait a second. Wait Wait wait.
Open your mouth mr. Curtis.
Uh-huh. Yeah, he doesn't have any teeth.
You just it's all gums. Oh well then what did you poke
me with? And there we weren't your teeth.
Do mr. Curtis, ah, hey.
Yeah. Oh god there they he grew them
his gum. I God curse.
You have retractable teeth. That's, that's right.
I didn't I didn't want to hurt Corbin, so I retracted my light.
Much like a meow, it's claws. It's right, don't worry.
Just the thought of that. Was that take Becky.
Yeah, it it I do it for you Corbin.
I didn't like her. I was so alarmed by the gummidge
scraping by on my arm. All right 99 points, the Corbin,
sweet 15 points, that mr. Curtis for that awesome, all
showing their thank you. Thank you.
Ha ha. All right, let's move on to the
Aloha region. Again, there's something in the,
you know, of or the Kalos. So let's not even talk about
them. Hmm, in the Lola region, it says
that it chews on. On plant roots underground.
Farmers whose vegetables are vulnerable.
Find it can be quite a pest. Yeah, interesting.
Yeah. Wait.
What? Nobody was listening apparently?
Well. So so they're, they're liked by
some Farmers for tilling, but hated by some Farmers because
they eat their underground vegetables.
It's really a catch-22 there. It's a love-hate relationship.
You just got to find the good ones that are willing to work
for you. Yeah, and you guys have to Like
make sure the vegetables, make sure it like you put your
vegetables in like an area that I dig.
Like, can't reach maybe like raise it above the ground, like
putting like a dirt pot above the ground or something.
Or maybe like kind of like put like a cement a cement-like
underground, fence thing that goes lower than one yard so it
can't get underneath it. That's a good idea.
That's good at yeah, because again because then you could
like take the Diglett and put it into that place when you want it
to like till you land and then put it back.
A cat's Pokeball and take it out when it turns, don't you want to
grow vegetables? Yeah let's talk about more
things that farmers love about Diglett, let's hear it.
Many farmers. Cherish and nurture, Diglett,
because it's droppings enrich the soil.
It lives in power. Bloop.
Yeah. So a lot of farmers love that
Diglett shit. Oh yeah.
Live for it. So again that's that's they love
it because they can till the land and their poop enriches the
soil. Well, but they hate it because
it will sometimes either vegetables.
Well you can't get poop if it doesn't eat.
So I mean, I think, I think a properly trained Farm bread.
Diglett would not like, eat the selling crops, but like, maybe a
wild Diglett that is a wow. Farrell Diglett, if you will,
will come in and be a pest for. Maybe, I don't know.
It does. Those tickets are tenacious
little guys. Now, if you don't, Diglett if
you gave a Diglett tacos, would you get more bang for your buck
by having it cover more surface area with projectile?
Diarrhea, what on Earth are you talking about?
It's droppings are fertile for the soil if you if you cause the
glow to have diarrhea and it just shit all over the garden
with well better. My tacos would never cause
projectile shading, okay? I don't think you should try to
induce diarrhea and any Pokemon that you own.
So, no, I don't do. Give your Dittos diglettz tacos
in the hopes that it will make them have explosive diarrhea,
mr. Curtis, I think we have an
experiment for you know, now, we don't know.
Okay. All right.
Put your pants. Nope, we don't need that.
All right, my experiment has gone back my pants.
Okay, the next one. Here says it travels through
tunnels, that it digs underground.
It hates sunlight. So, it comes out only after the
sun goes down, okay? Or the sun isn't bright,
according to other. Yes, yes, yes.
Around their crops Farmers plant the kind of tree that Diglett
like to eat as a way of getting Diglett to plow the fields for
them all. Okay.
Yeah, again, it doesn't just like eat vegetables at also
likes to eat Roots, kind of like, yeah, yes.
Okay, one on, there's Gallery, entries.
I think that they're the same as going to read them just in case.
If a Diglett digs through a field, it leaves the soil
perfectly tilled and ideal for planting crops think already
said that. And the last one says it Burrows
through the ground at a shallow depth.
It leaves raised Earth in its wake, making it easy to spot.
Yes. Okay, so we did already read
this. So my question for the farmer is
if they're planting trees to attract diglettz to till so that
they can plant what happens after they've already planted
the plant. Now, I don't want the field,
retailed, obviously to the cut the tree down right away or and
cousin, like, think about that. How long does it take to grow a
tree a while honestly? Seems like Honestly, when you're
grown plants, the telling part is kind of a real short process
and most longest time is the growing process.
And you also want to, you know, make sure the land is fertilized
beforehand. Yeah, yeah.
I feel like, it took a while like years to grow a tree,
right? It doesn't make.
It doesn't the whole like tree thing.
Doesn't make any sense. Sorry, sorry.
I'll All Region get us together. That doesn't make any damn
sense. All right, I have here a couple
of unique Pokedex entries, so Let me go ahead and read that
the Boca come to us from ashes Pokédex.
He clocked this one twice. The first one says, Diglett the
movement of these ground Pokemon, it can be easily
detected by their tracks of upturned Earth, okay?
And then the next one says Diglett, the more Pokemon
Diglett love to create underground tunnel systems.
All right. Yes, that does it for.
It doesn't for Diglett. That's it.
Huh JK? There's also an old Lola.
Version of Diglett, guys. Say, when I say wait, you can be
dropping bombs like that on us at the end prize surprise.
Yeah. So we have a regional variation
here, guys. We've done this before.
So let me go ahead and read the a lowland Diglett Pokedex
entries. The first, these first to come
to or sorry, the first five come to us from you Lola 5.
Yeah, I got a lot here. It's head Sports and altered
form of whiskers made of Metal one, when in communication with
his comrades, its whiskers wobble to and fro.
That's so, okay. You may notice the degree that I
threw out was like you know, completely bald real crab down
ball well turd. Looking thing again but and a
lowland Diglett has like a little Sprouts of hair.
Oh cool. It's a good old looking.
I'm still here. I like it.
I like it looking swaggy. So, yeah.
Swaggy indeed. The next one says, It's golden
hairs function as sensors it, pokes them out of its burrow to
monitor its surroundings. That's fun.
Okay. That's that's a lot of fun.
That is fine. Fun weekend activity.
It is the next one says, although it's powerful enough to
dig, right through volcanic rock, it doesn't allow itself to
be seen very often. Wow, yeah, that's I don't know
how those two are related. So the kid Tony n' regular did
It oh, can't dig through morning.
Let fuck they. Are they?
Sorry, I didn't give you some big regular.
Diglett can't go through even a yard of soil but this one can
burrow through volcanic rock. Yes.
It doesn't say how deep it goes. I think it still goes about the
same, like, deepness in the ground, but that's one can also
dig through, volcanic rock, that's against steel, wires
coming out of their head, to sense things.
Yeah. Okay, this is sensing it just
senses things. I will monitor its surroundings
and also to communicate with its comrades.
Okay, okay, yeah, thank you, sir.
Okay, the need to dig through volcanic rock in the ground, has
made them more powerful than the Diglett of other regions.
Okay. And one last one here, from the
Lola region. It says, after living in soil,
with high iron, content, content, for some time, three
steel whiskers sprouted from the top of its head.
Okay, that's okay. So that's where it came from.
Definitely There's definitely cool.
Yeah, it makes definitely makes sense.
Right. When you when you live in a
place that has you know, enough iron content, you send you start
to grow steel, parts of your body, obviously a horse.
Of course, that did. Yeah, that did happen to me,
when I had my sabbatical in the lowland region.
Yeah, he's your, fingernails start to grow out to be like,
metal claws. That's terrifying, actually.
Actually, I had some, I started to develop some steel, nose
hairs, and let me tell What those were quite painful to get
removed. Yeah.
Could you communicate with them? No.
But they did kind of hum and vibrate at certain frequencies
you have to get them like soldered off or something.
Yeah. I mean that's basically what
they had to do. They they took an angle grinder
to the long bits and then had to take a blow torch to the yummy.
Sounds like they just I think just get rid of the whole nose.
Yeah. Yeah.
Just cut it off. Start over from the beginning.
I mean, I probably should have, you're right Professor, okay,
let me read here some, we have a two more entries from the gal,
our region. They finally decided to, you
know, start playing the game. The metal-rich geology of this
Pokemons habitat caused it to develop steel, whiskers on its
head. And then, the last one here says
it's three hairs, change shape, depending on diglettz mood.
They are a useful communication tool among these That's cool,
like, stand straight up. If it's happy or like this flop
to the side. If it's like Sam, you know, I
actually have interesting enough, I have an article here
that kind of just goes into little bit more detail on that.
Oh, again, again, it's unsourced uncredited.
So you don't really have, we don't know for sure.
Well, let's, let's learn a bit but let's, let's see what's
this. It starts off with the can Tony
and Diglett. So let's read that.
Diglett is a townie, tiny brown, Pokemon that seems to be
perpetually buried within the Earth.
Leaving only his head, budget visible, its small stature makes
it both the lightest and shortest ground type.
Again, we don't actually really know how long it is.
So that shortest does it got to guess, incorrect.
It's, it is a gues to guess it has Beady.
Black eyes, and a large round pink nose.
It's all just as much. Well, I agree with you, I
understand that then, you know, that you were told he just told
them Mouth with a single tooth in it.
All right? No sir.
I'm sure a lot of people see that when they look at Diglett
and I was, wow, no, I never noticed it until like right now.
Actually, when you pointed that out, you're just saying I know I
mean I just I just got what he was talking about.
I was trying to figure out what he was saying.
Listen, please students at home, if you see a mouth with a tooth,
or if you see a nose, I mean it is a nose, regardless of what
you see, just right in. Let us know what you see.
Yes, please. We're dying to know what your
thoughts are on, diglettz nose. Diglettz, nose, mouth.
Look at things, right. This article goes on to say.
It's spends. Much of its time Underground.
It has very thin skin. If Diglett is exposed to
sunlight, it's blood will heat up and cause it to grow weak,
did lives in tunnels and caves under the Earth where it feeds
on tree roots and vegetables. It's also sometimes lives in
Burrows, dear forests as Even been shown to live inside of
trees. What inside of trees?
Yeah, that's interesting. All right, then it talks about
the lowland. Take a lead in a Lola dealer has
developed three Feingold whiskers on its head from living
in soil with high iron content. So, by the way, gold is like the
color they're actually made of steel, right.
Gotcha. Say, you know, gotcha for no
real reason that it might be important.
These whiskers function as Sin Is and allow it to monitor its
surroundings without coming above ground, though.
It will still occasionally poked its head out to monitor its
surroundings. The whiskers can also be used
for communication, wobbling around to relay a mood or
emotion, ah, wobbling around, wobbles around like the wait,
right here, right? They stand straight up for
anger. Oh, swing around for happiness
and droop for sadness. Okay, yeah.
So that's, that's pretty good. That's a pretty good indicator.
Cool. Your dad answered my question.
Again not necessarily sure that's 100% true.
It's not in the Pokédex is just in this article that I have
needing to be able to dig through a Lola's volcanic rock,
a lowland. Diglett is notably stronger than
its non Olin counterparts. However they are still very
small tying with klefki and Mountain as the shortest Steel
type again. Impossible to know considering
we've never seen what it looks like you know underground so
yeah. Take That article with a grain
of salt because it has some very clearly inaccurate statements.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
But the whiskers thing, that's probably true.
I'll take that. I'll take that as factual.
I believe it. I'll die on that Hill.
Child. Listen, that's a hill that I
will dig into and then died upon.
Yeah, I'll be there. Um okay.
Alright is everybody that that does it for our everything that
we know about Diglett can't Tony and or otherwise is everybody
ready for a pop quiz? Is, I mean, so I think I'm
actually ready for this one. You're incorrect core because I
still see that you have your Pokedex out.
So you also put sorry. No, I'm putting it up.
Sorry about that away. Bring out a mechanical number 2
pencil with a point point. Five millimeter sized lead in
it. Why do I need that grew when the
answers are going to be digital because I said, so right it
depressor decrees it if you would like to forfeit your grade
for this one, you can go. That's That's okay.
I got I got my picture here. I see him.
Yep. All right.
So I see I see that's point eight millimeter lead.
Let me grab this one is. Okay, there we go.
That's 25 and I see, of course, mr.
Curtis is always prepared prepared.
So he has his out and ready to go.
Yep. Um, I have White Collection your
collection, good for you. He's so proud of it.
Alright, question. Number one, how long is the
average Diglett? That's Poking out.
I said what I said. All right, both of the answers
are in. Let me go ahead and read
Corbin's answer. First Corbin said that the
average jigglets length is 1 yard at most.
Okay and Curtis responded with diglettz head.
Pokes eight inches above the ground, usually but true length.
Nobody know. So the answer I was Looking for
here, was unknown is not clear, really knows but it can't
believe in the yard Corbin. Your answer is technically
correct, although it doesn't really satisfy the question of
the average Diglett. Well, I didn't know what you
didn't. I was asking, did I just I asked
if it was the part that was out of this I would have said eight
inches. That was the case because I knew
that well that wasn't that wasn't the question that was not
the question and it won't answer two different questions because
you Man, we do that. We have two answers.
Yeah, I'm trying to be respectful of your wishes, and
because of that Massacre is did respond with two answers.
Okay? I mean, because I was, I was
gonna give that. How much of it is above.
Ground is a bonus point, but unfortunately, if you that now.
Nope. Oh well.
Alright, let's go ahead and move on to question number two.
I guess we both got it, right? Yeah.
I'm giving it to both of you. All right, there we go.
Because I'm nice Dad. This is some Listen Professor,
Our Fate is in your hands. All right, shut up, mr.
Curtis continue please. All right.
Question number two, what are the whiskers on top of a
lowland? A, let's head made out of and
what does it use them? For two part.
Question, two part answer. All right, both answers are in
12, Corbin responded, with made of steel, and it uses them for
communication and sensing its environment.
And mr. Curtis says those whiskies are
made out of solid steel and they use them both to communicate
with others. And as sensors, yes, you guys
are both only correct there. Hey, hey clock, boom.
Could have easily said that they're made of gold which
they're not. It's just that they're nolde and
color. I understand it.
The Pokedex is a little bit confusing on that point, but,
uh, I guess a great. No.
Yeah. All right, okay.
All right, question and number three, give two reasons why
diglettz are useful to Farmers. And one reason why they are a
nuisance, this is probably no, pretty sure give two reasons why
they're useful. Yep.
And one reason why they are a nuisance, all right, I have both
of the answers, one answer from Corbin or one answer from mr.
Curtis, that's how it works. Usually some agreed Corbin's
first. They till the soil and provide
soil and reaching poop. They're a nuisance because they
eat the farmers veggies and mr. Curtis says, diglettz post till
and fertilize the soil for Farmers but some silly bad big
lip. Boys have been known to chew on
the farmers plants. Roots underground.
Ah, silly boys, silly Bad biglan, Boys.
Yeah, yeah. I mean more specifically, they
go after the the underground vegetables but I guess those are
kind of technically their Roots so that It does count there.
Yeah, mr. Curtis.
So, full marks, I'm being very generous today, you know, I'm
being, I'm being a lot more generous today than I should be.
You're feeling good? Feeling good.
All right. There's one question.
We'll see if we'll see if that feeling last through one more
question. Alrighty, let's do it.
Why are a lowland diglettz more tough than Cantone Ian diglettz?
Because they want to be, is that your final answer?
No. All right, both of the answers
are in. Let's read.
As first, he answers that a lowland.
Big lips are more tough because they've evolved to be tougher in
order to dig in volcanic rock, save that one.
I thought, I almost thought that you just said they're tougher
because they've evolved to be tougher.
Yeah, hey very upset responded with the aloe l'union just did.
That's not it. That's what I'm not the right
name. It's wrong.
He flew a long Looney and big lips are big strong, tough boys
because they have to dig through solid volcanic rock.
That's wrong. A little loony and half off a
Lillian half off? No, no, no.
We wanted to see how generous you were with this last
question. You said that what we're going
to say the name right? He got Diglett is correct but
which type? I don't know, I don't know which
type of thing when he's talking about yeah and that's the wrong
one. I don't know that.
Regional Bulgaria. I don't know.
It, mr. Curry's, you do know.
I get upset when you, when you take liberties with the name
like that. That's part of the name.
That's part of the region. It's wrong.
That that's the technical term. Professor Palm told me.
That's how you know, it's all y'all.
You'll I don't know, I have it right here points off email,
look great here. Five points off email from the
professor that is he that's a handwritten letter on made of
crown and just paper, Okay? Know that that says Ted says I
spelled ice. What does it say?
It's hard to read. I spelled the word right.
Professor Palm doesn't even specify what word.
Okay, so, no, get him out of here five.
But then underneath it does say a Lo loo lien in parentheses.
Yeah. You wrote that because you just
I saw you writing that right now.
No, no, no, get it out of here, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry mr. Curtis you know you wrote it
wrong and you did try to hide it from me.
So I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to take, I'm gonna I'm
gonna take him. Give you half point for this one
because the information is all but again, you gotta know.
There's certain words, you guys Spell correctly or at least, you
know, in such a way that I know you're not talking about a
different region, right? That's what what, what a shame
the region. Nope.
It's time. So there's other regions out
there that we don't talk about maybe.
I don't know, accept your defeat, that's the last time.
Listen to anything Professor Palm says no that was just you
but yeah, sure, blame it on you. Maybe you forgot to put the K in
front of it and stuck-up cow lows or kalu lien or whatever.
Yeah yeah it's not it's just kind of Lillian.
Dignan. I'm sorry.
Thereby secure. She get half points for this
one. All right.
That doesn't. That doesn't finish the quiz.
Let me go ahead and input some information here.
Don't worry, don't worry about all.
What are you doing? Is I'm putting some information.
What are you doing? I don't like this, he never does
because listen, I am excited to say that I finally did my
teacher duties, and I have provide, I have with me today.
Now that we're now that we're 50 lessons in.
Why decide? It's time to give you guys an
update. On your overall grade in the
classroom? No, there's no way you've been
keeping track of that. I have been keeping track and I
finally, you know, went through, put it all into a spreadsheet,
did some calculations and I have your current grades right now
and from what are you asking, like, what's it doing?
Do we have to? I don't think we need to hear
them on the record. Look, I don't want other
students to feel bad about our amazing scores if we're doing
well or allowed us, if we're doing too bad, you know, I don't
feel bad about yours Corbin. All right, I'm gonna go ahead
and read them out because I'm sure I'm sure the students at
home are dying. They did.
They want to compare, this is private knowledge.
We don't we don't need to share this to all right, Curtis is
great. Chris, would you like to take a
guess I what your overall grade for the for the classes?
Is, it's bad. I know it's bad.
Okay, you seem to be distraught. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna say you
have a DVID, you have a ninety eight point one percent,
alright? Not bad, really 50/50 lessons.
Yeah, pretty good. I'm a whole point behind where I
was last time and you still feel that had to take it a seventh.
Time, which is what we're doing now.
So, let me just give you a quick breakdown of your scores there.
Mr. Curtis do you, you did pretty well.
I think your lowest one was on sandslash.
You got a sixty two point five on that.
Um, but but you have made very good use of extra credit.
You have several, you have several quiz grades here that
are above 100 so that definitely helped you out.
Nice. Alright, Corvin, why are you
laughing? You should laugh while giving
you a His grades back Corbin, you have an eighty five point
five. Okay?
That's not as bad as I thought I was gonna hate but it's
definitely, it's actually lower than mr.
Curtis, I will say this, you don't have any.
I know you've got a few bonus points from quizzes, but you
don't have any quizzes that made it above 100.
Okay. All right, now your lowest, what
your lowest was Kakuna? And you got a 33.3 on that.
So that was pretty bad. That's probably where you took
the biggest hit. That was a hit.
That was a big hit. Yeah.
But I'm happy to say that a majority of your scores are
100's for both of you. So I would say you guys are
doing a great job. What, what are the pass?
You need a? Well, you know, 100, you need a
perfect score. One person that sound.
What the fuck? Okay.
You know what? You know what, you're right.
I've gotten some complaints or You're saying that that, you
know, perfect or nothing, kind of requirement is very
upsetting. So I'm going to say you need a
90, okay? I need to get 92 past, I can get
rate, I could do, got we still have a few more classes to go
forwards on just a few more. So kind he's still pretty high.
I've heard of other schools giving out like I mean like was
it like sees like a passing like a 70s like a passing grade but
not here, not here. You need a 90.
Alright, training is serious stuff.
Pokemon training is soon. Exactly.
The nightly a Pokemon biology is pretty much the most important
thing to know in this world. All right, I'm not going to let
everybody who likes tumbles through my classroom.
Just make it through getting the lowest possible that they can.
All right. You need to at least be getting
a 90 in my class before I excuse me scientist, I think it's time.
You read everyone else's grades at home.
Everybody else in the everybody else.
That is listened to this class online.
Unfortunately, I haven't I haven't gone through and great.
Everybody is yeah, I figured that yours is the most
important. So I've done.
Done yours. Well thank you.
Now I still need to include things like your essays.
When you when I asked you guys to do essay is about the
Pokemon. So yelling for our article of
that and you know what, interestingly enough for this
time I for next lesson I would very much appreciate it.
If one of you brought a essay on Dugtrio, as anybody would like
to volunteer to do that, Professor please, please let me
redeem myself. You know what I I probably did
it because of my grades. I'll take it.
Redeem myself in your eyes
Professor. Well, mr.
Curtis, you're doing very well. I don't know how I am.
I'm gonna give this. I'm gonna let Corbin take this
long because he again he does need.
I need it. Okay, all right.
But that does it for today's lesson, you know, if you if you
have any questions or if you have questions about your grade,
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Again, gar mail, if you will, at wwo Pokemon at gmail.com, if you
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Come on, but Kim wonhee. One more.
We can we can we fight it out creamy, get some cupcakes to
you. Curtis, you can't eat the all
creamy creamy, creamy cakes. They're called, they're creamy
cakes. I'll cream.
You know what? Yeah, I'm feeling so bad for you
right now. Mr. Curtis, I'll think about it.
I'll think about we have to attend ratings.
You Professor. All right.
But that does it. For today's lesson, is anybody
know what Pokemon? We're learning about next time.
I'll kind of give it up, give it away with the essay assignment.
Oh, um, Voltorb already wrote an essay on it.
All right, you know, I'm okay, I'm just gonna say we're
learning about did Dugtrio good? Okay.
Yeah, I'll write that down because I forgot obviously,
which is the the quote on quote evolved form of Diglett.
Although everybody knows it's just three diglettz all stuck
together. Urso.
Oh boy. Is it really an evolved form?
Who really, who really knows, I will talk more about that next
time, but until then class is dismissed, welcome to the world.
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