And OK, good. Yep, we we have it set up.
All right, let me just get this lifted over on my shoulder.
OK, Professor, Are you ready? You just need to knock on the
door and Corbin should be ready for us.
Yeah, I'm aware of how going over to somebody's house works,
Mr. Curtis. Thank you.
I do. I do know that you have to knock
on the door. I mean, I I just.
Yeah, but I just need to get the recording.
Did you? Bring the did you bring the the
the mashed potatoes like you said you would?
Yes. Yeah, and you didn't put any
spinner rack in them? This is no.
Already I'm knocking on the door.
Exactly. OK, alright.
One minute. Hold on a full minute, bigger
speed. Just hold on, OK, Alright, Well,
I guess. Hello, welcome in.
Oh my God. Such a cute apron.
Oh my God. I.
Know it's got little glizzies and smiles on it yes.
What are you? Why are you recording this?
I mean, we still have to do, we still have to do class, Corbin,
Yeah. I thought you guys were gonna
start the record. Why did you start the recording
in the hallway? It's weird.
Well, we had to come in, you know, French.
Everyone's gonna know I have a a glizzy apron.
Oh, hey, there's Gordon. He's over there.
He's got his apron on too. I go see the pattern on there.
Yeah, it's cute. It's me.
It's it's the pattern. Is me wearing the glizzy apron?
Yeah. I.
Noticed that on his. Apron.
It's really cute. But yeah, right now he is making
the sweet potato casserole and I am just, well.
He's still making the sweet potato casserole.
Well, he just put it in a minute ago.
I thought you guys were going to be here later.
I mean, but I I brought mashed potatoes you want I mean.
You said OK, yeah. No, You said you were going to
be here at I thought you said 11:00 PM, not 11:00 AM.
Eleven we got. PMI.
Mean. So.
That's my bedtime, dude. And then we, we do have some,
some meat cutlets that are in the oven that are also broiling
on low for I think 7 to 8 hours. Again, I thought you guys were.
Running late, broiling on low speak on this.
Please 7-8 so it listen, I'm at the chef, OK?
Gordon is over there, but it's it's on low and I know it
broils. That's all I've been told.
OK. Well, is broilin and roilin.
Roilin and Broilin, but just a little bit, just.
Yeah, just a little bit. Hey, be careful, Mr. Garris.
We're barreling towards a bowl, calling the cup cup toasted.
Scenario, I know. Yeah, I'm sorry, haha.
I should be calling this cup cup toasted.
That's not that's not good. Yeah, we only OK, it sounds like
we'll be sounds like we'll be eating, going around the table,
eating some mashed potatoes. Yeah, for a little bit.
Oh, you brought those? OK.
Yeah, yeah. Right here.
Yeah, we we have some little
dibs here as well. We got a little bit of salami
here. We got some saltine crackers.
We do have some some dip here as well.
This is some Buffalo duo duo dip.
You guys can have some of that. It's really good.
But we have some pickled slaw over here, and then we do have a
few. Now what is a Buffalo?
What are these? Again, Gordon Embraer.
These are Embraer feet. These are Embraer feet.
I hate, I'm probably not gonna eat that, but I do love the
small of garnish that you have. A couple of things.
You noticed that? Cool.
Yeah. It's cute, it's cute.
And then for dessert we might have either hot dogs or s'mores.
I'll let you guys decide. No pumpkaboo pie.
Well, I forgot to get it from the store.
Professor, did you bring it in your pumpkaboo cookies?
Well, maybe for you. I have right here a full 22
platters of pumpkaboo pies. Oh, I don't have to do.
Yeah, here. I made them myself.
That's. I'm sure they'll be delicious
now. Thank you so much.
So, OK for the for the students at home, because again, this is
a lesson, all right? We're still doing a lesson.
Welcome. What?
No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, no, no.
Welcome to the world of Pokémon. My name is Professor Jacob and
thank you again, everybody for attending this lecture on
Pokémon biology. We are not in the classroom
today. We are at Corbin's.
Apartmente, I'm going to. Be I'm going to be honest here,
it's a pretty small apartment. Corbin's The Level apartment
here. It's a studio, 2:00 rooms in the
same room. He said, he said Gordon's over
there and he like pointed, like he was pointing far away.
Gordon is like I'm bumping shoulders of Gordon, right?
He's like 6 feet away in the kitchen.
Yeah, he's right. No, the kitchen is like the the
entryway room too, which is a weird choice.
I don't know why. Listen, I listen, I just rent
here. I didn't design it, but yeah,
have a seat. I did pull up a little table.
It's a little small. You guys might have.
Got OK, I got it, yeah. It's serious.
It's really small. It's actually for ages 3:00 to
6:00. I think it's a four at the
moment. I can.
Squeeze in here real quick. I'll just have to put the
recording device off to the side over here.
It's all good. Just be careful.
Just be. Careful now.
So this is a very special lesson.
So we're having a lesson today. I thought we were just gonna
hang out, you know? I would never just hang out,
please. I would with the professor.
Not you, but with the professor. Yes.
So today's a very special lesson because it falls on a very well
right before a very important day known as Thanksgiving here
in the JoJo region. Now Corbin.
Otherwise known as Glagar giving day.
Wait, sorry, how did you say it? Glagar giving.
Glagar. Glygar giving.
Glygar giving day, yes. Sorry, sorry, I had a little bit
of a sweet potato in my mouth. No worries.
So it's done. Wait, are the sweet potatoes
done? It's the.
Symphony test. That was me testing them earlier
and while I was making them I got a little.
The raw, but it hasn't cooked yet so you're just eating raw.
Sweet that. Was raw.
That was why I was saying glygar.
Funny because it was a raw sweet potato.
But anyways, continue. So Corbin has graciously offered
us. He promised us that he would
explain to us the wonderful holiday of Thanksgiving, Gligars
Giving Day. Gligars Day, yeah.
Gligars Giving Day. So Corbin, if you could give us
just a brief history on the traditions and just everything
surrounding Gligars Day here or Gligars Giving.
Gligars giving, yes, that's correct.
So, so in the time, in the year or so that I have been here in
Joto, Gordon has caught me up on a lot of the Jotoian lore and a
lot of their traditions. So he told me about the
tradition of the long tradition of a Gligars giving.
It's actually been around for about maybe I think 12 months
now. So it's actually, I like, it's a
little bit of a newer tradition. No 12 months a year.
Yes. So the, the, this new holiday
came about because last year the mayor of Golden Rod City, mayor
of Belmont, you guys remember him?
Super, super nice guy. I did see a ribbon cutting
ceremony for a new coffee shop that the, you know, when I first
got here last year, he was there.
I tried to talk to him a little bit.
He was a very busy man and kind of shooed me away.
But that's OK. I get it.
He actually is dead and he died. He almost died.
Sorry. Wait, OK, yeah, I think his.
Spirit. His spirit, his spirit died, but
he almost died in a Gligar incident.
So it was about a week after, I think it was the, it was a week
after the, the, the coffee shop opening.
He was, he was doing some sort of, he was doing I think like a
5K in the woods to raise money for some kids or something like
that or someone pay attention for some kids or what.
Yeah, No, Gordon had to tell me about this on the news.
I don't really watch the news, like to bury my head in the
sand. So he told me about there was
this whole they were doing this thing and then these gliders
came out of nowhere and attacked and it nearly killed him.
He nearly died. He was in the hospital for
several weeks, but thankfully he was saved by Glygar as well.
So this, this, this, this, this, this new celebration came about
because it's all about balance. He was almost killed by a Glygar
and he was saved by a Glygar. Glygars take, but they also
give, if that makes sense. So we are going to be thanking
the Glygars by celebrating them on this holiday, which is
Thanksgiving technically tomorrow, but we're celebrating
today. We celebrate the Glygars for
saving us, but at the same time we also eat them.
And so the the Gligar roast is in the toaster oven right now.
Once, yeah, once the other, once the other meat is done cooking,
I will put that in. So again, we're looking at
eating in maybe the next nine to 10 hours.
Sounds like we're going to be eating tomorrow.
Yeah, an actual Thanksgiving. Yeah, probably.
Again, Thought you guys were coming later.
Sorry, but yeah. So that's pretty much.
The way he's saying that really makes it sound like it's our
it's our fault. But I mean, it's pretty wild to
think that we'd come at 11:00 PM.
Yeah. I mean, we discussed this.
We discussed this last week. I mean, Gordon was on.
Board Gordon probably knew. I'm sure Gordon was fully aware.
Gordon, you knew, right? Did you know about this?
Turn around on me. OK.
Well, OK. So that's pretty much the
holiday. Room to turn around.
It's about, it's about balance, it's about thanking, it's about
giving. It's about, you know, taking
away but also giving life. It's this whole beautiful
holiday that's about life and death, give and take, yin and
Yang, whatever you want to call it.
And at the end of the day, we should just be thankful for
Glygars by eating them. So that's really the whole
summation of the holiday, if you will.
So yeah, I'm excited to dive into some Glygar roasts with you
guys later today for Thanksgiving.
That should be a lot of fun. Oh guys, I forgot to show you
something before we get started on whatever it is that you guys
are planning to. Do I hope it's food because I'm
very hungry? It's even better.
It's a picture of the food we're eating and I painted it.
Look at this. Hold on, look over here
underneath my. Go over.
Here, look at this. It's a mural of a glycar that I
paint you. Painted this.
I painted this. So are you gonna are you gonna
post it on the Discord for our students to see?
Yeah, I. Think they need to see that.
Listen, this is reserved for you guys only.
I guess you want me to I'll cur Chris, take a picture of it and
then post it. Sure, Chris.
You don't need to take a picture of the glyc.
Yeah, OK. And I also, I'm a little
concerned about your bed over here.
It's just kind of a like a little box, like a little milk
crate. I mean, is that what you sleep?
In every night you like curl up in there like a.
There's a mattress there, but I don't have a box spring.
Those are the milk crates. OK, holding up the mattress.
All right. Oh God, get it?
Right. Anyway, so we fan art of Corbin
curling up in a in a milk crate to go to sleep, please and thank
you. Is it fans or students?
Did I say fans? Oh, fan.
I did say fan art, didn't I? Student art?
Hold on. Cut, cut, all that.
All right. Porsche.
Porsche cut. And go professor.
And now we need student art of Corbin curling up in the milk
crate like when he's sleepy and going to sleep.
Like a sleepy boy. Like a little sleepy boy little.
Sleepy. Boy.
All right, Corbin described. OK, it sounds like you're not
going to post this mural. Can you please describe it for
us? Well, Mr. Curtis already took a
picture of it, so I guess he's going to post it.
So this, this little guy is very, very cute.
So he's very small and he is mostly like a pink salmon color.
So Gleiger has these two little, little, it's just the name of a
color. I don't know.
It's like pinkish red. I don't know how to describe it.
It's just a word. Somebody made it describe the
color. Don't ask me.
It has like these little claws, these little crabby like claws.
And again, the whole body is like this pinkish color.
It's got these cute little white fangs in this little tongue that
likes to poke out, which is nice.
Yeah. Delicious, very delicious.
So it's got a it's got 2 little legs as well.
They have like a singular claw at the end of them and it does
have a long kind of segmented tail with a Stinger on the back.
I'm really bad at stingers. That might be for digging
backwards to like done sparse. I honestly don't know.
Is that a Stinger I? Don't know, maybe we'll find
out. And the poker.
Maybe we'll find out. And then it does have like these
two little like ear horn things. I'm not exactly sure what they
are because I've never seen a Glegger in person, just the one
that we got from the store. That's the I.
Already have their ears removed. Right, Yeah, they already had
the ears removed and stuff, so it's already been D shelled.
So yeah. And that, I mean in under its
under its wings is kind of a bluish color.
Looks a little bit like my hair, although my hair is a little bit
darker. Kind of has like this bluish
color on the under wings of the Gligar.
And they also have a couple little pink spikes or little
little parts on the on them. They look kind of cool and and
that's pretty much it. I mean, I should say that the
wing portion is not like a separate part of the body.
It connects the the claw arms to the body.
Wait, sorry, wait. So it glides.
It's not really wrong, it glides.
OK, it's like. Little flaps of flaps.
It's like skin flaps between the arm and the body.
They're not like a separate. It's not like the arm and then
the separate part, the separate appendages, the wing.
The wing is connects the arm to the body.
And Cormoran, can I just say the sunglasses that you've put on
Glygar are an excellent touch. I think they look very cool.
Yeah, I was hoping you. Would not crazy about the hot
rod flames on its like claws and stomach though.
OK. I feel like that was just maybe
a little choices, yeah, a little bit too.
Far, why don't you want there to be a little hardcore, a little
hardcore like? Our yeah, yeah.
Curious, curious. What's your favorite part about
this drawing This. Funeral.
That he's made. It's, it's good.
I don't think you're, you know, the fact that you have it
running on the back of a torus is a little strange because it
is a gliding like it would have been better to have it up in the
sky. But this one?
'S taking a break. Yeah, and also the sunglasses on
the Toros too. Yeah, nice touch, man.
Smart. You gotta have them.
You gotta have both characters in this story be cool.
Yeah, it's consistency I like. Consistency all.
Right. Well, students be looking for
that. That mural.
I don't know where we're gonna put it.
Definitely gonna be on Patreon for sure.
You gotta pay to see this work of art, am I right?
Yeah, it's that good. All right.
Hey, thank you, Corbin. You know, I think we should dive
right into the lesson then, and I think it would be fun.
You know, since this is this is it's Glygar's Giving day.
It's Thanksgiving. We all sit in a circle.
You 2. You 2.
Gordon, you can you can join us, too.
Come. On yes.
Gordon, come join us over here. He's floating over right now, I
guess. His legs don't work super well.
So. So when instead of just me
reading all the Poconx entries, I'm going to call out one of you
guys and I'm going to have you read the Poconx entries.
But before you do that, in the spirit of the holiday, I want
you to say something that you're thankful of Glygar for.
All right? All right, so I'll go first.
How about that? OK all.
Right, starting off with the Chota region and starting off
with something I'm grateful for Glygar for.
I'm very grateful for Glygar because the Glygars that live
around my house eat the small annoying bug type pokemons so
that I don't have to deal with them.
It's very nice and normally it keeps keeps them fed enough so
they don't attack my face when I try to leave.
Wow. There's a lot of Glygars in my
apartment. There's it's a night time.
You should probably move. Oh, that sucks.
No, they're fine. We get along fine.
So yes, I'm thankful that they they kill and eat the pests in
my OK. Mr. Curtis is very upset by
that. I'm sorry, Mr. Curtis.
Listen, having having Ladybug flying around all the time can
get really annoying. Again, Yeah, yeah, I guess.
I guess. I mean, it's not like my spinner
axe don't catch and eat ladybugs all the time too, but like, you
know. It it is buggy bug world out
there, Mr. Curtis. It's just a little, it's a
little bit different because it's, you know, a buggy bug.
You know what I'm saying? Well, I was like about the
spinner hacks eating the lady of A.
OK, so that was what I'm thankful about.
Thankful for. When it comes to Glygar, here
are the Johto Pokedex entries. It flies straight at its targets
face and then clamps down on the startled victim to inject
poison. OK, it's pretty gruesome, isn't
it? Yeah, that's pretty hardcore.
Yeah, exactly. That's why I put Hot Rod Flames
on it. Yeah, yeah, sunglasses, the Next
Century says. It usually clings to cliffs.
When it spots its prey, it spreads its wings and glides
down to attack. It's cool that it clings to
cliffs. That's fun to say.
Clings to cliffs. Clings.
It's clings to cliffs. Cool that clings to cliffs.
Jeez. That's it's hard to say.
Yeah, it's cool that it clings the cliffs.
Yeah, so, so important fact that it uses its wings to glide down
and to attack. So it has to be.
It can't like fly by itself, so it has to get up high to begin
with and then it glides down and attacks.
Right, right. No flying.
Just no. Flying.
I mean it is a flying type. Oh it is.
I was gonna ask if it was a ground and gliding type.
Ground and gliding type. Is a ground and flying type OK,
All right. The last entry here in the Joto
region says it builds its nests on a steep Cliff.
When it is done gliding, it hops along the ground back to its
nest because it again, it's like uppies.
That's cute. That's so cute, I'm sure it's
going to taste wonderful. Because it can't fly, it can't
fly back to its nest. It has to climb back up there.
All right, Mr. Curtis. Yes.
Please tell me something that you are thankful for Glygar for
and read the Hoen pokedex entries.
I think there is only really one there.
OK, thank you, professor. I appreciate it.
Yeah, that let me, I'll just take that Pokedex here.
And OK, so I'm thankful for Glygar because of the advances
in parachute technology that we have learned by studying
Glygar's wings. I was going to say that.
So many advances it's been, yeah.
So there's so. The golden age of parachute
technology here in Johto. Because, right.
All because of Glygar. The great golden age of Glygars
say that three times. Faster, the great golden age of
Glygar, who's cool and clings the cliffs.
That's right. So that that's my thing that I'm
thankful about Gligar about. And then and I'll just read this
one here. It looks like yeah, the only one
is is really worth reading here. And that would be, hold on, let
me just take a quick oh. Geez.
Oh oh, you brought your Maple syrup.
Did. You uh huh?
Yeah. Good, don't spill it on the
floor or anything please. The place already dirty enough.
Glycard. He's wiping his hands on the
walls. Corbin.
Yeah. Well, he's got some serve on his
hands. He's spreading on the walls.
OK, why would you do that? I said.
OK, if I said don't get the floor dirty, that also applies
to the walls too. Yeah, walls are just floors, but
sideways. T-shirt Hold on now I got to wet
my whistle again. Hold on.
I don't need to hear. Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Curtis.
There's a good one, OK? Gligar glides through the air
without a sound, as if it were sliding.
This Pokémon hangs on to the face of its foes, using its
clawed hind legs and large pincers on its forelegs, then
injects the prey with its poison Barb.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. How did I do?
Professor God, I want Mr. Curtis to read all the rest of the
Pokedex. That's OK.
We'll. Be here till minute.
What'd you think about my deck? My my reading professor?
Did I do OK? You did.
Yes, you did. I would describe it as OK.
OK, I tried. I was really not saying my words
that I did not want my sloppy mouth to come out.
Without looking, what were the words that you said?
It flies down and stabs people with its poison Barb.
OK. Yes, something like.
That how how does it describe that it that it glides through
the air? Really EP and sneaky.
Really. EP Huh?
What's EP? EP Basically it glides the air
without a sound so. Isn't EP the pre evolution of
Dragapult or? No, that's dreeping Corbin.
Come on. Yeah, Yeah.
So yeah, it silently glides the air, which is very interesting
and very important. And you know, again, great
advancements to our parachute technology and hang insane and
also hang glider technology, I should say.
Yeah. Insane.
Yeah. Yeah, this is the advancements
we've made. You can stay in the air forever
with those things. Oh my gosh.
Oh. Yeah, all right.
All right, Corbin, it's your turn.
So again, one thing you're thankful of Gligar for.
And then read the Sino Pokedex entries please.
How many? How many of these entries do you
want me to read? Professor, the 1st 2:00, please.
The first two, OK, yes, all right.
So for me, I am very thankful for Glygar's very sharp pincers
once it is obviously deceased. For example, the one that we
that we got for dinner tonight, I have been using the claws to
open some early Christmas packages that I've been putting
together for a few people in my life.
So it's really good for opening up those boxes and stuff.
If you don't have like a box cutter on you, you can just.
A mail opener. Interesting.
Yeah. Yeah, it's really, it's really
useful for some of those bigger packages.
So that's what I like it for. But reading the first entry here
from Sino, it sails on the winds with its limbs extended to
strike from the sky. It aims for the praise face,
which we kind of already knew that.
Right. Yeah, pretty much, honestly.
Yeah, it's kind of typical. Let's see if the second one has
anything else. It glides as if sliding.
It startles foes by clamping onto their faces, then jabs with
its poison Stinger so it just locks in with the claws.
And then with a Stinger, yeah. With that, so you would really
think this would be like a flying poison type, right?
Yeah, that would based off of the Pokedex entries, that's what
I would say. Did you say that's what it was
earlier or? No, no, it's it is ground
flying. Why is it?
Ground I'm talking. Ground flying.
Maybe it's ground flying because I can't actually fly because it
can only glide. Maybe it's a sick joke that it
can't actually fly as we put it, ground and flying.
It's just this weird juxtaposition.
Yeah, maybe the maybe the researchers had some fun with
this one. All right, I'll read the Unova
Pokedex entries. There's actually only one
Pokedex entry here, and it is it's kind of new.
It's only slightly new, but I'll go ahead and read it.
I will say I'm thankful that Gligar's almost killed the mayor
because he was getting way too uppity, way too power hungry.
Yeah, this near death experience was brought him back to Earth,
and it's honestly, he's made a lot of really good improvements
over this last year. And I'm pretty.
I'm pretty impressed to see what he's done this this change he.
Did put more. He did reroute some more funding
to the school which was nice. Yeah, yeah, which is very good.
That's why I think that's why, you know, we got our air
conditioning fixed so quickly. Yeah, cough cough.
The entry here. Hold on, Hold on, professor.
What you What else are you thankful for?
What do you mean? Well, you always have to say
something you're thankful for and then read the Pokedex entry.
I just did. Oh, the fun.
I'm thankful that that they almost killed the mayor.
Oh, OK, he needs to Gordon to be.
I'm sorry, can you I'm. Sorry, let me just see.
The Oh God, I forgot Gordon's here.
Gordon, you have to read the next entry.
But this entry says it clamps onto its chosen prey, then jabs
the Stinger on its tail into the prey while it's stunned with
surprise. Man, that's a, that's a rough
entry. You know that all right.
Yeah, it's kind of horrific. It's a horrific way to go.
All right, Gordon, Turn. Gordon, Gordon, Gordon, if you
could please say something that you that you are thankful for
for Gligar and can you read the Callos pogod X entries?
Okay, good. Right.
Yeah, that's honestly, I didn't think of that one, but I would
be that. That makes a lot of sense.
All right, so which ones do you want him to read, Professor?
You could read read these two here.
Yeah, read these two Gordon right here.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Wow. Right.
Good. All right.
Thank you, Gordon. Good job.
Wow, Gordon, those are some Gordon, you did great.
Mediocre Callos Pokedex entries, as always.
Yeah. All right, let's see here.
Mr. Curtis, you know. Turn it up to.
Like you want me to read the lolan ones?
I can do those for you if you want.
No, there are no Lola entries. If you could read the there's
also no Galar entries, but there are some Hissuian entries here.
Now, I did bring a separate It's a textbook that has all the old
Hissui entries, and it's like, here you go.
I'll turn to the correct page for you.
There we go. I'm gonna read this entry.
Oh, but also say something that you're thankful for.
Don't forget, don't forget. I know what I'm thankful for,
Professor I I'm thankful for the new.
The new. Are you?
Do you know what? You're thankful.
For he's just thankful for so much Professor I.
Did you just kind of just jump into this answer, Mr. Curtis?
Would you like some time to think about it?
It's OK if you needed more time, Miss Curtis.
Yeah, if you needed any time at all, I'm.
I'm new. I'm glad.
I'm thankful for the new me. Trying to hit the work.
I'm new. I'm glad, I'm glad I'm glad, I'm
thankful. I'm.
Glad I knew about. I'm thankful for the new safety
measures they've put up at the Goldenrod Climbing Gym with the
Glygars because the Glygars have helped since they're so good at
hanging on the side of cliffs anchoring new like.
Good little lifeguard. For people that want to get
into, Oh yeah, want to get into mountain climbing and climbing
in a safe, safe environment, I'm too.
Short to do it. My mom says I can't so but she's
not here in Joto so she can. I shouldn't have.
To know what's the name of the rock climbing gym?
The Golden Rod Mayor's Memorial Rock Climbing Gym.
Wait, why'd they call it that? He's still.
He's really named. It was really named prematurely,
right? We weren't quite sure if the
mayor was going to make. It well, he was in the hospital
for weeks and they thought he was going to die, so I guess
yeah, I. Don't know that was really his
program and then he ended up living.
But they were like, well, we've already named it this.
We've already bought the signs and printed it on the T-shirts.
It's. Better for donations, you know
people were willing to donate if they think someone died.
I mean and and. He What was the mayor's name
again? He's going to die anyway, so
like, you know. It was Mayor Belmont, Yeah.
Yeah, why didn't they call it Belmont's Memorial, not why did
they call it Golden Rod City Mayor's Memorial?
Because it memorializes every future mayor we will ever have.
Professor, why are you asking about this?
Right. I don't know.
I just don't understand the culture here.
I'm trying to learn. That's right.
Sit down with Gordon someday. No, don't come back over.
I do think of that, no. All right.
Don't let him. Don't let him push you around.
Gordon. Gordon you could, you could put
pour it in his place. He just, he, it's, it's a labor.
It's listen, it's love. It's the way we, it's the way we
vibe together, you know what I mean?
He he gets it, he's cool with it.
Gordon, I'm going to need I, I'm, I'll definitely want to see
your latest tap dancing performance that you've been
working on. So we'll have to get to that
after this though. Yeah, maybe we can.
Maybe we can end the lesson with that.
How about? How about that?
Yeah, that would be good. Good way, a good way to go out.
He's been he's been practicing a lot.
I've got this big textbook here for the histian entries.
Oh yeah, I forgot you actually to read the entries.
And it does say it's tail is tipped by a thick, horrible
Stinger to bring down prey. It will first obscure their
vision by covering their faces with its body.
Then we'll use the Stinger to inject them with poison or with
venom. Oh, thank you.
With venom. Oh yeah, I guess it is venom.
Yeah, I was going to ask you about that professor, but but
this ancient professor from the Histuian region already called
it out. You know, typically when you
inject something, it's venom, it's not, it's not poison, but
they keep calling it a poison Stinger and inject poison on the
other Pokedex entries. So I don't think that's right.
But anyway. Oh well, you're saying it's
Pokedex is wrong. No, no, I would never say that.
Is that way. Well, hold on is that it sounds
like you're saying that the Pokedex entries are?
Wrong. No, I just mean that maybe they,
they're not wrong, but they just, you know, they use the
wrong word. They meant to say venom, not
poison. You just used the word wrong and
you as you were saying what they did.
I'm sorry, Professor I it was so presumed.
I'm just so presumptive. Sometimes the poke at X entries
are wrong. It's fine.
Hold on, let me, I got. I have to get.
I have to push the table out of way so I can kneel down real
quick and just beg for your forgiveness.
Why I'm? So sorry professor, I'll be down
as nice. Oh no, now he's crawling into.
He's crawling into the milk. You don't.
Need to crawl under my box or whatever.
He'll do that. OK.
All right. Oh jeez.
All right, well, while we're waiting for him to.
Can you? Get out of my.
Bed please. This is weird.
Corbin Corbin, can you read the unique Pokedex entries?
For me, there's nothing to do with from the Paledeo or the.
Oh yeah, sure. I can read.
I can read both. OK, so hold on.
This one here is from Ash, OK. Whoa, whoa, what's he?
Thankful for though. I was going to say I require you
to say something that you're thankful I have to do that.
First, OK, I will say I am thankful for all of the various
medicines that have come as a result of the poison, but also
the poison that was the venom, sorry, I should say in the
Stinger. And at the same time, I am also
not thankful for all the bad poisons that have been developed
because of the venom. So there's been a lot of good
medicines that have been invented, but there's also been
a lot of stuff on the black market that's been that's been
passed around. So I'm illegal Glygar.
Truly a double edged. Blade.
It's a double edged blade. There's a lot of illegal glygar
poison concoctions out there in the black market.
You better watch out some pretty deadly stuff.
They mix it with a lot of the. Yeah.
How often are you going on the black market?
Don't listen. This is stuff that Gordon the
Cadaver talks to me about. OK, He knows.
Can you get up off the floor and out of my bed?
Yeah, nobody. Nobody can hear you.
Mr. Curtis. This is OK.
He hasn't said anything important.
I'm crawling back out. I'll make my way back over to
the table now. All right, all right.
Be careful please anyways. OK, Whoa, geez.
OK, Kyle, it's. Quite.
It's quite comfortable in that milk carton, by the way.
I just I told you, I told you all right, so the first unique
entries from Ash, who we all know is the Alolan champion, he
said Glygar the fly Scorpio Pokémon.
Glygar uses the Cape like wings on its back to glide from tree
to tree quickly and quietly. OK, OK, very.
Good, Very good. And the next unique injury is
from. Oh, no.
Oh. My gosh guys, I forgot to tell
you a little quick hiatus. We're not going to eat until.
Tangent. It's very important.
We're not going to eat until Dawn gets here.
I did invite her. Mr. Curtis did actually give me
her address and her phone number.
I did call her a few times and she actually, she actually left
me to voicemails. You guys want to hear?
It. Yeah, sure.
All right. Here it is.
Hey, I don't know who keeps. Please stop.
Seriously, 47 calls in a single day is harassment.
I'm blocking this number. Oh, that's, that's, that's so
nice and actually really, really strange cuz I didn't actually
give you her phone number. I'm not sure how you got that
phone number. I saw it on your on your
paperwork and I did snag it when you weren't paying attention,
but I did got her number and as you heard, she did talk to me
and listen, it doesn't matter that she blocked me it.
Doesn't matter. I do.
I don't think she's coming. I did.
I hate to be the one she did. Take the time.
To leave that voicemail. So I mean like the fact that I
did I've listened to that voicemail about 100 times since
I woke up. It's just it's constantly
playing. I played on the Bluetooth
speaker before you guys got here, just had.
To get this guy some hobbies. This is not.
Good. It's amazing.
Have you ever thought about rock climbing?
Yeah, I'm not tall enough. I just told you that I'm not big
enough to do it yet, but I might just do it anyway and.
And you know they. Oh come on, I'm sure they have.
Don't they have like babies first rock climbing there?
It's very. The Golden Rod City mayors.
No, no, I don't go to the Kitty one.
I'm too old. For that but it's very it's very
safe now very secure anchors okay and they'll have you on a
ballet line so you should be OK I don't wanna.
Be on the baby stuff. And that's all the things that
Mister Curtis knows about rock climbing.
That's. Right.
I don't wanna listen. All right, I bought my
carabiners and I was ready to go rock climbing, but then I found
out it wasn't tall enough and I got really sad.
So maybe next year when I'm at 11.
Maybe we can get you a job at the at one of the water parks
here in the Golden Rush. Yeah.
My gosh. You think you want to work at
Wade's Waves? No, I think Wade's wave pool is
kind of more my speed. OK, all right.
Now can you read Don's Pokedex and jury please?
My God, nothing more. I wish she was sure to read it
with me. You'd live nothing more.
Gligar the fly scorpion Pokémon just getting butterflies just
reading it. It glides.
Same thing that Ashes poked it. Glides using the membrane.
That's a big word, sweetie. Attached to its arms and legs
and attacks the face of its prey with its claws.
Man, she's so right. Interesting.
So hers says it prays with its claws.
It doesn't mention the Stinger at all.
You can pray with the IT prays with the claws and it stabs with
the Stinger and poisons, right? Right.
I mean that's not what her Pokedex but nothing that's.
Summing up all the Pokedex entries and what we know about,
I think that's what we can say. It attacks with the claws first
and then it can sting you. I think the other pokedex entry
says it clamps onto your face. And then stings you with its
butt. And then stings.
OK, so you're saying? With its venom Stinger.
Thank you. That's the.
Initial attack it attacks the face with its claws and it stays
there and then it uses its Stinger butt to sting you.
OK. I mean, I think you could also
like bite or like clamp on your face a little bit with its claws
probably. All right.
That's, I think that's, I think that's, I think that's all the
Pokedex entries that we have. OK, on Glygard?
Well, the sweet potato casserole's almost done if you
guys want to have some since I don't know with class we can.
Yeah, well, we're not well, we're not done with class, but
you know what? And I'll, how about this?
I'll take the sweet potato casserole.
You guys have an assignment that you need to work on, so I'll
just bunch on this. I'll get this.
I'll let me get a scoop of that one right there.
No, no, no. You have work to do.
No, get out of your mouth.
Stop it. No, you have to wait.
Gross. You have to wait.
Disgusting. Okay so today we are doing Pitch
of Pokémon. Spit it up on the table for you,
professor. Gross.
You not make a metal on my side of the table you buffoon.
You absolutely prefer. Buffoon you.
Create your entire your entire. Vegetable couldn't eat it so I
had to spit it back out. OK but you could have spent this
trash can like literally 6 inches behind you.
You could have just put the hair on it.
I could just everything is 6 inches.
I could just scoop it in the trash can here.
There you go, it's all. It's all gone now.
Everything is 6 inches behind you.
T-shirt. T-shirt anybody?
No, I. Don't think so.
All right, all right. We're doing Pitch of Pokémon
today. All right, I listen, I need to
buy a Glygar, all right, or I need to buy a Pokémon.
You guys need to convince me that the Pokémon that I need to
buy is a Glygar, All right, And I think it should be pretty easy
today because we talked about how how we're all thankful for a
bunch of stuff that Glygar does, right?
So you should be able to to, you know, just fold that perfectly
into a picture Pokémon. Here is the rubric.
So 1, you must include information that we learned in
class or, you know, Thanksgiving Day party.
Two, you must demonstrate an understanding of the Pokémon's
unique attributes and abilities. 3 The selling points must be
selling point or points must be unique to the Pokémon we
discussed in this lesson. So you can't sell me the
delicious, delicious Gligar meat.
I would love to listen. I would buy it.
I know you, but that's not what this I did.
That's not it's not what the purpose of this of this
assignment is. And then for the student who
provides the most compelling selling points will get a bonus
point. OK.
All right. So go ahead, Go ahead.
Take your time, work on your presentation.
And you know, we'll we'll I guess I don't know, should I go
into the hallway or something? It's.
Yeah. I'm just going to the hallway.
You know what? I'm just gonna, I'm gonna join.
I'm gonna join Gordon in the in the kitchen.
All right, you'll see if he needs he actually needs a little
bit of. Help.
Hey Gordon, you need help? I don't.
I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that.
Either just be patient with him. He does.
He eats a lot of frozen meals. The professor does.
Yeah, just be patient with him. OK.
Or I or I bring him stuff. I mean, he likes my he likes my
jerky, right? Professor, you like my jerky,
right? Why aren't you working on your
assignment? Yeah, we're going to.
Oh, we got you guys started. OK, Professor, you can stop
attempting to help Gordon in the kitchen.
Come on over. We're ready.
Come on.
I. Don't know how to do that.
Yo, come on, come on, come on, let's go.
Come on, Cheese. Hold on.
OK, They're yes. OK, I'm back.
What's up? We are ready to pitch our
Pokémon. You ready?
Oh yeah, I completely forgot about what Pokémon are we
pitching again, Sorry. I think, yeah, Glygar, that's.
Glygar's giving? Come on.
I was having a great conversation with.
Gordon, I know he is lovely. He's a very, very good friend.
All right, Corbin, if you would like to give your pitch first.
OK. So for Glygar, I think it would
be great as part of Crime Stoppers, these Glygar can hide
in the crevices of dark alleys throughout the city here in
Goldenrod and can have a Cliff like statues made for comfort.
And you can use this for personal use too.
You can have it sitting outside your home and use that as kind
of like a way to like have your own personal security guard.
And you know, again, but for a broad thing, for like a whole
city, you could hire a whole clutch of Glygar and then bring
them in to do Crime Stoppers. They will swoop down on
criminals and disor, disorient them and stun them and even
poison them, you know, incapacitating them until the
police can arrive and arrest them.
Their silent flight and stealth allows them to glide
effortlessly from building to ability without having, you
know, being seen or heard. That way they can catch the
criminals in the act and jump up on them in the moment.
So yeah, for that reason, I think you should hire Glygar to
be a crime stopper. Thank you very much.
What would you what? What what would you give this
Glygar as a, as a name, as a personification of its crime
stopping skills, Glycartimus. Glygartimus as a, you know, not
a like a maybe like a Glygar man in there, no.
Glygartimus. Glygartimus Night.
Glygar, Glygar. Glyg.
Wait. Hold on, Glygargoyle.
Sounds like Mr. Curtis drinking his Maple syrup.
Call it a glygargoyle. Call it a glygargoyle.
I like Glygartimus. Glygartimus Prime I.
Love that it could be a backup name.
Glygartimus Prime could work too.
Glygoptimus Prime. Like Optimus Prime.
Glygloptimus Plime. Gibberish words.
No, I think it made sense. Yeah, Glygloptimus Pline.
Glygloptimus pline. The glygargoyal Glygar named
Glydotomus. Glygargoyal.
That's his full legal name. All right, who's next?
OK, so your thing was that it's a good guard.
It's a good guard, the Glygard. Good crimes.
A good guy, Glygard. Because it can.
Because it can fly silently and it can incapacitate, Yeah, but
criminals with its poison venom, technically.
And they're small, and they can very easily hide in the crevices
of alleyways and stuff. And you can even build little
makeshift little baby cliffs made of paper mache or something
to make you feel like it's at home or comfortable.
And yeah, it can Nestle in there and wait for criminals.
OK, all right. You know, that's fine.
I'm good with that. Although, I mean, I'm, listen,
I'm not the mayor, so I don't know why I'll be buying Crime
Stoppers, but yes. All right, Mr. Curtis, can you
please pitch a Glygar to me? Of course, of course.
Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this?
No, Gordon. You ready for this Over there,
Gordon? Yeah.
All right.
Gordon's ready for this. All right, let's do this.
Great. All right, Glygar is perfect to
be a court services process server and let let me explain,
OK and most civil. You could just explain what that
is too for all of our students. In most civil cases, when a
party is getting sued, they must be served paperwork or given
legal notice that they're being sued and have to show up to
court. Oh no, they do something wrong.
Is this? Party going to get sued.
No, no, no, no. This is like ours giving.
But usually an Officer Jenny has to do this.
But that can be very time consuming and a drain on public
resources. If Officer Jenny is trying to
hunt someone down to get served in paperwork, she's not out
there protecting the streets, right?
Because so many people are always trying to avoid being
served. That's where Gligar comes in.
Glycar is used to being high up on cliffs looking for prey.
So it means they'd be perfect to, you know, find a high place
on a building or a tower, or if there's a Cliff in your town, a
Cliff, and look for the prey, IE the person they want to tried
and serve. Then the person being served
wouldn't know that they're that someone's coming after them
because the Glycar is such a quiet flyer that it before they
would know that they were getting served and that it was
too late. And then finally, there's no
Juke in the Gligar as the Gligar is so good at grabbing onto and
grabbing onto someone's face and stabbing them with their
Stinger. But in this case, instead of
stabbing them with their Stinger, they're going to be
serving them paperwork while they're latched onto the
person's face. You know, they could probably
just like shove a bunch of paperwork into their hands or,
you know, tack the paperwork onto their chest with their
Stinger or something like that, right, Smack them with it.
But the point, the point is, is that there's no getting away as
that Gligar is just going to fly down sneaky and latch onto that
face and make sure that they accept their paperwork.
And they know they are dude in court that they are getting
sued. Hashtag latch onto that face.
That's right. But with the paperwork you're
supposed to get. Thank you very much.
OK, All right. So what?
What? Was the what's the job title
again for the Court One that you're court services process?
Server Court. Services.
Process server. Process server, Yes.
OK. Wow.
You guys really offered some civil service here.
That's why we're here. Yeah, this is.
I guess. I guess I'm the mayor.
I guess I'll be looking at this as if I was the mayor, what I
would I want to buy? Or I'm, I'm in the market to buy
a Pokémon to help the Goldenrod City.
Yeah. And you know what?
Because of how Glygar saved my life, I'm going to buy a Glygar.
That's right. That's right.
OK. So you both had kind of the idea
of they find quote, UN quote prey and then they fly down to
them and, you know, catch them, right?
That was kind of like the premise of both of your ideas
here. Now there's for both of you.
And I think for Corbin, this is a little bit more of an issue.
What? So Gligar is great for that like
initial surprise, right? That initial like boom got them
kind of thing. The problem though is what if
that doesn't work? What if that initial like fly
down like they miss or something and they don't catch, they don't
clasp on to the to the criminals face right then then what?
That criminal is getting away cuz all Gliger can do now is
hop, hippity hop after them. Well, they're going to hit Hibi.
He can hit back. Hop and hippity hop up some
stairs he can jump right back up to a high point and then glide
right back down and get him again yeah and by that time by.
That time the criminal has moved to a critique city, they're
gone. Fine, you give it a personal
leaf. Blower and you let it blow
itself back up and glide across the city so I can catch.
Oh my God, we cannot give. Gligars leaf blower technology,
they would become too powerful. It would not be stopped.
That's true. Yeah, Denver.
They never land. They never land and this is also
an issue. For.
Mr. Curse But it's less of an issue because they could always
like, find them and try again, I guess.
But it is going to be harder now that they know that they're
being served, that somebody's trying to serve them.
So, like, I still feel like this is an issue for both of you,
yours, Mr. Curtis. I am also in a little bit
worried that that the Glygars aren't going to be able to fight
their instincts of, you know, injecting the prey with venom
because we don't want, we don't. Want to kill these?
People No, Mr. Curtis, I mean, do we, Mr. Curtis, I don't know,
seems like you want to. I mean, it must.
This is a civil matter, not a criminal one.
We're not trying to kill them. Just let them know they're
getting sued, you know? That's right.
So exactly. So I don't want.
I don't. I just don't want there to be,
you know, because like again, I'm the mayor of Goldenrod City
and I love my city. I think it's a great prosperous
city and I don't want to be in the line of fire when they're
like, hey, we lost like three people have been murdered by by
Glygars when they're just serving them, you know, court
papers, court documents, right. I want them to come back to me
and be like, hey, this is the mayor.
Yeah, that's that, you know, ordered these Glygars start
murdering people. No, no, I mean.
I mean, you know, I would trust my well trained civil process
server Glygars not to stab people.
But even if that's a concern, I mean like we could put like a
little baggie over there, their stabber or something like that.
So it doesn't actually, you know, stab them when they get
down there. You know what I'm saying?
So now I have. To also buy a little baggie for
the stabber, I mean a Glygart. Diaper, if you will.
You know, to go along with their.
Uniform. You know you can't send them out
there naked. You could.
Yeah, you could. Give them a badge, all right?
Both. Ups and downs for.
Both of these, honestly, I do like the idea of being able to,
quote UN quote, incapacitate a current criminal.
But yeah, if we lose them and they're gone, yeah, I think, I
do think I'm going to give it to Corbin on this.
It does. Crime does pay well.
No. No.
Not that, no. But you know, I think.
I think the rest of your, I think you guys got full marks.
Otherwise, I think you guys did pretty well.
I think you understood the Pokémon.
Of course, I can pick nitpick here and there, but when it
comes down to it, I think you guys did pretty well.
Curtis, interesting choice with the Court Services process
server. Yeah.
I think it's a great, I think it's a perfect job for a Glygar.
You think it's a perfect? Job perfect, Tom.
No better I'm. Not sure.
I'm not sure. Perfect is the way to go there.
All right, that's gonna do it for today's lesson on Glygar.
Does anybody know what Pokémon we're going to be talking about
next week? We will be back in the
classroom. Oh ho.
No, it's not. It's not ho.
We can't have more lessons here. In the in the in Corbin's
apartment. No, I'm not saying that we
can't. I'm not saying that we can't.
You're dirty and smelly. I I.
Would not want to have another one here anytime soon.
Jeez, Tang. Dang, no, not you, professor
him. This is a little Pokémon, right?
It's a little tiny one, right? It's the opposite, the opposite
of that. Oh, is it a big one?
Is it Whalemar? Yeah.
Is it very large are we talking about?
Hold on, it's not Whale Lord. OK, What?
About. A A a glitzcore.
We're gonna do glitzcore. It's not Glitzcar.
Glitzcore is my favorite. Type of music.
Oh my God, yeah. It's like hardcore metal where
they just scream about glitzies. My favorite, Yeah, but then
like, but then the the. Choruses are all always super
melodic. Oh, you're familiar with
Glisscore, are you? I love glisscore.
Oh good. Me too, it's one of my.
Favorite, favorite, favorite Different genres?
OK, I wouldn't go that far. No, it's not.
I don't know. It's not glisscore.
It's not. When did you say Corbin Whale
Lord, it is a big pokey. Is it Decidua?
Decidua. Is pretty big.
Sidui is. Not that big.
And also no, it's not in Sidui, is it Lugia?
It's. Not OK, you guys.
You guys are. Going a little bit too big here
we are, Lugia as people from the Southern.
Area of JoJo, call it. Nobody says that.
Nobody. Calls it.
I heard a Wow, what a really bold.
Calling the cup cup toasted moment.
I know, right? That's that's.
One toasted cup. Cup, can we say?
Mean OK. Next week we are learning about
Steelix. Ah, big one.
What? Yes, the evolved form of.
Onyx. Yeah, that should be an exciting
one. So make sure everybody comes on
back for that lesson. I mean, you do have to come for
all the lessons. So don't, I mean, don't skip any
lessons. All right.
But so that's gonna do it for today.
If you would like to get in contact with me, Professor,
Professor Real. Quick, before we end up here,
you forgot, you forgot about this one right here.
This it was in my pocket. I'm so could you.
I'm so sorry. It was in my pocket.
Professor, I forgot to get it out.
It was just tell me about this, Mr. Curtis.
No, I know I'm. So sorry this guy a bad.
Teaching assistant if you ask. Me.
All right, okay, I'm reading it now.
I'm reading it now. Yes, it appears to be an essay.
All right, so let's see here. This essay comes to us from
Cody. It's about Glygar Glygargoyle.
Perfect. Yeah, perfect.
Perfect. I'm glad.
I've assumed that's why you gave it to me.
Yes. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
All right, so Cody. Says hello Professor Jacob, Mr.
Kurtis, and Corbin. My name is Cody, a trainer in
Seno taking refresher courses for my breeder license, and I am
pointing out a Pokémon that I feel helps reinforce the
professor's stance on typing. Glygar and it's evolved form
Glyscore are almost always in my lineup in a battle, along with
my ever precious Alolan mug. Oh fuck it up.
The two come with each other very well, but I'm getting off
track. Glygar is considered a ground
flying type. Why?
Almost every Pokedex entry says it glides down to your face and
injects you with poison. As a fan of poison myself like
Mr. Curtis about bug types and given the multiple times it's
been mentioned, shouldn't it be a poison type?
It isn't even a true flying A type.
No disrespect to Glygar as it glides.
When it lands it has to shamble back up with its little claws.
Glygar should be a straight poison type.
Agreed. That said.
The only reason? Typing matters at all is for its
vulnerabilities. As a poison type, it should be
vulnerable to ground and psychic types.
It would also be straight up useless against steel.
However the Glygar is vulnerable to.
However the Glygar is vulnerable to water and ice.
This is the only reason typing is used.
It seems insignificant to the obvious details the Pokémon
itself. Yeah right that is true.
The whole like you know, type efficiency and effectiveness
thing I guess is a real driving point of it.
Not by like, you know, oh, it has it has poison in it.
It's it's more about like what does damage to it more Yes, yes.
Or what anyways. OK.
Yes, I was going to say. Or.
What damage it? Tends to do, but I guess that's
not even the case too, because there's a lot of Pokémon.
It does poison damage a lot. Well, there's a lot of Pokémon.
That don't. Like have have abilities that
cause other types of damage other than the types that they
are, you know, So yes, that's not even a good indicator there.
Yeah, that's amazing. Amazing.
Mr. Curtis, great, great insight.
Sorry, Cody says. And now?
For politics, I don't have time for presidency.
However, I think Corbin's Gold Star deficit should be removed.
Amen. Here here.
Well, I mean. It says they say there shouldn't
be a negative star since it's not something you can have less
than 0. Of course it is.
He owes us stars. He knows.
Oh, I don't I've. Repaid the debt, right?
And he definitely owes a. Star.
I'm just saying that's. Possible to be in the red to
that's what. That's what debt means.
But not anymore. I've paid it back.
And now I'm just a zero again. Yeah, and you can't get a Gold
Star because. You have Corbin stars, I'll get
rid of them soon. Wow, wow, How little you.
Care about your own Corbin stars?
I'll get rid of them by giving you the Gordon.
All right, Also since the. Ongoing debate over Corbin gang
of Pokémon has been stonewalled by the illustrious Professors
Iron Claw. I would say instead that he
should get one of every region when all Pokémon have been
discussed. Listen.
After we finish discussing.
Pokémon, he can go out, get every Pokémon that he wants.
I won't stop, and he wants to get one from every region.
He can go ahead and do that. That's on tag.
Bring Molly back. My espion, thank you very much.
Oh wow, so you've forgotten about zinc.
Then yeah, well, zinc is really far, I didn't think.
He'd be able to bring him back. Molly's still in the same
region, so no, I'm bringing Molly back.
I mean, bring Zinc back, too. I'd love a Jolteon and an
Espion. I want the best of both worlds,
you know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Zinc might not even be with us anymore.
What Cody says I was. Originally.
Taught by region and received a regional Pokémon after the
Pokémon from Sino were taught. But we must accept that was
several years ago when times change.
Honestly in hindsight it was a horribly irresponsible time back
then and we should all appreciate the professors
verdict on this matter. Thank you, thank you Cody,
finally some common sense. That being said, I have a few
non poison Pokémon that would gladly trade Corbin in 20 years
when you are finally a trainer. Thank you for your lessons and
your time. Keep up the excellent work, I
look forward to it. Yeah, that's.
A lot of poison right around the corner I.
Think you think you want to be a?
Poison type trainer Corbin no I. Don't think so, I like ghost
type. Well, ghost types are kind of
scary, but they're cool. I'd.
Love a I'd love a. Water type you, you trying, you
trying to get little Boo. Little little Boo.
I would be down to have as a Pokémon for sure.
I think little Boo liked hanging out with.
You just how well they could scare you so much.
Listen if little Boo. The mischievous wants to is down
to fight. I'm down to have her on my team,
Yeah. And so every.
Morning. You just wake up and say what's
new, little Boo? No, no.
No, you you're solving a mystery.
Yes, we're. Solving a mystery called.
Why won't Don talk to me? What a mystery.
All right, you get extra credit, of course, Cody.
Mr. Curtis, do you think we're going to be giving out a Gold
Star here? I.
I'll have to. I'll have to give them one, you
know, I jeez, don't sound too excited about that.
Well, well. They certainly their their their
their essay deserved a Gold Star.
I just didn't like, you know, him trying to disrupt the, the
Gold Star economy by trying to have me give Corbin back his
deficit of, of gold stars and. Yeah, don't.
Yeah. Don't tell Mister Curtis how to
how to hand out his Gold Star. That's right, Corbin has.
Corbin stars anyway. I mean, you know, he couldn't.
He can't. Even if I erase his deficit, he
can't have any gold stars until he gets rid of all of his Corbin
stars. So I'll get there.
I'll get there. OK, now for real, that's.
Going to do it for today's lesson.
If you students at home would like to send me a Gengar mail
with an essay for Pokémon that's coming up, you can send it to
wwopokemongmail.com. You can also send us drawings.
You can send us, I don't know, poems if you wanted to,
anything, anything you want to. Maybe we'll read it, maybe, but
we won't. Who knows?
We also have we have a Patreon we do that has some interesting
stuff on there. Corbin, would you like to talk
about the Patreon? Yeah, we have a lot.
Of cool stuff on there you can get for the lowest tier for only
a dollar, you can get full discord access, you get to see
Mr. Curtis's doodles and you get to see our Pokémon Emerald
Nuzlak playthrough. Also everything is randomized in
it, so that's a lot of fun, even the evolutions.
So all of that is for the lowest tier of a dollar.
And then for the second tier, the Gold Star student, you can
listen to the monthly queue Q&A and you can have your name
entered into a raffle for deciding future Pokémon name.
So you can have a Pokémon name after you in class as well as
the other previous tiers. And then the top tier, the
Professor's assistant for $10 a month, you can have all the
previous perks as well as you can send questions for the
monthly Q&A. You don't just get to listen to
them, you get to actually submit questions and ask us anything
you want. Doesn't matter how personal it
is, we legally have to answer it.
And then also you can listen to the monthly outtakes and delete
and see Super Cut so oh. Wait, wait, hold on about that,
about that Q&A thing. No, you ask us anything, we're
open books. Any anything you want, no
matter. I can ask us anything we can't
guarantee. We'll yeah, about how personal
it is. You can.
Answer it doesn't. We have.
To doesn't, doesn't mean we're gonna answer.
But you can. Certainly ask.
And then, yeah, you get to listen to the outtakes.
And deleted scenes, super cut. It's great.
There's a lot of fun stuff in there.
It's like a podcast within itself.
It's amazing. Did you?
Did you tell them about my great doodles?
I did tell them he did. That was like the first thing.
Well, I mean, but it's the most. Important thing.
So we got to touch it. Most important, yes.
Since you're so. Eager to tell them about things?
Tell tell them about our YouTube channel.
Well, our YouTube. Channel is really popping off if
if you could go and hit subscribe Ding that bell so you
get some alerts let us know that will let you know when we're
we're streaming because we do that now We do that yeah, we
stream now. Sometimes.
We feel like it, yeah.
But it's interesting. Nuz locks are on there as.
Well, so and these episodes. Go up in there too.
Yeah, honestly. YouTube YouTube could be your
one stop shot shot for Welcome to the World built game unless
you wanted the Patreon. Q&A and also not our T-shirt.
Shop, yeah, I mean, unless you wanted.
Like, you know, to be able to see the Q&A or the blue birds
and outtakes, right, or the doodles.
Those only come on the Patreon, though, So that's right.
That's right. All right.
Well, I think. We've talked to them.
Enough. So until next time, class is
dismissed. Gordon, get over here.
Show us your newest tap dancing routine.
All right, I'll perform the music.
Here we go. And hey, oh wow, that's a gem.
Look at. You go look at you.
Go. Go.
Look at you. Go, go, go.
You can't.
Be stopped. I know you could do.
That with tap. Dancing.
He's been practicing that. I've been helping him with it,
yeah. What a guy.
Wow, we need to have. Gordon in these lessons more
often God, I can't wait to eat food I'm.
So hungry. I've got to wait like 9 hours.
Hey, no, hey, no hey. I'm gonna eat some mashed
potatoes. Now you eat some salami right
here on OH. My God it's so crunchy.
It's been. Waiting for you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Go, Gordon.
Go. Gordon, Go.