Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in the
classroom. Today is of course, my wonderful
teaching assistant mr. Curtis please, say hello to
everybody, mr. Curtis, what should you do?
Y'all just like, up. Are you stretching?
Let's see. Oh, I forgot what he did.
Learn some martial arts for well.
So, so last time last time last lesson is, you may remember.
I had the ciao, the wife's cousin.
Yeah. Top and going, okay, The
Chopping. Yeah, sure.
Yes, needed. Some growing to there are even
some throwing going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. I think I got seismic tossed.
Yeah. Number quickly good times but
Now, I've done some more training over the week and now
it's more of a, a appearance-based muscle here.
I've got some surprise up so we just here doing that horseshoe
eyes. Got the flexing.
Okay, I see the Sharpie there kind of, is that, is that like,
okay, so you're not actually, that tone is just a sharp major.
Hold on, hold on. Let me let me lean over and pick
up this pencil real quick. Oh God.
Oh gosh. I didn't know you could have fat
diddles there. That's it.
I touch the ground. Oh God.
Yeah, no, I see. I see where you have tried to
use a Sharpie. To kind of imitate what muscles
would look like. I like that.
It's nice that you're learning, you know, how much sugar
muscular structure should look. And I appreciate that, maybe if
you know work on your own physique a little bit that's a
little rude, you can't. As as a teacher you cannot ask
the students to work on them. No, no I'm just, I'm The I'm
seeing the that's what he has an interest in and I'm trying to
push him in the direction that I think, you know, his interests
lie. He's politely telling you Curtis
that you need to lose weight and that you're fat, okay?
He says you're fat. I'm not saying that but, you
know, I can't. But you know who is saying that
is of course, our trainer and training, Corbin the young
ten-year-old boy who's learning about the world and all of its
intricacies. Hey, what's up everyone?
So listen, listen, I would never call Curtis fat.
Alright, he's fun. I'm surprised you did, though.
Well, he's I didn't say that. I said that.
You said that and that's true. You said not.
That's also not true. But you said, well words.
You said those words. They came out.
I didn't say the words. Curtis Curtis.
We can courtesy editor, editor, go back.
Look me in the eyes. Cut out the time where I'm
looking. Hold on.
Listen to my blink. Hold on.
Did you say listen to your blank?
Yeah, but I My blinks even my blinks have Flex noises.
How does that the flex noise? Try this again, you can tell
it's the sound of two balloons. Rubbing together.
You could tell Curtis is just like making this stuff up on the
spot. He has no idea what it means to
be a built man and no, that's not me calling him fat.
He's just not built. All right, there's a difference.
Well to be fair I don't think any of us know what it's like to
be a. How did you put it?
Built man. Is that what you said?
Well, I'm a built boy. But yeah, really.
Not really your your scrawny and Twig.
Well, that's room. It's, that's a fancy.
I'll have the boys in like, a good sense.
Like I have the voice of a built man, like if we were at like, we
were trapped in like a prison somewhere.
I'd like look to you to try to squeeze through the through the
the prison, the prison. But there's real Mars bars, bars
rails. The not real guys, I can think
of the I couldn't think of what the specific kind of.
That's sir. That's ok Professor.
We all know, we all know you're a good man and you've never been
to jail. Well I know if we were wrongly
imprisoned, right then well yeah I can't go to bars anyways
because not old enough but whatever I mean yeah.
And they definitely would not even they would they would just
turn you around and throw you out with that with that physique
you got there my man. I know I know it should be
illegal to look this good but it's a good idea.
It's a good thing that we're talking about physique and you
know, Yeah, / is mr. Curtis is still trying to learn
his martial arts, I think are just bodybuilding in general.
Maybe is what he's going for. Because you remember, last time
we talked about Machop today, we are talking about my chops
evolved form, which is my punch? No, no punt.
No, it's not. No, it's my kick.
That would be my fling. That would be Illogical think
think more more visceral, think more more final must stab, More
Death case, Hailey Moore, Visser, 8 slightly less final
than that. Maybe more.
A strangulate what caught my eye strain?
You ate is very close. It's a mature Oak is, I
appreciate the effort, guys. You were on the right track by
God, we're so close. The time I figured I'd help you
out. Oh, so close.
So we are learning about Machoke, the evolved form of
Machop now, like machop's my jokes are fairly common and we
do have several working here. So I know you've seen a Machoke
before, but I think it's good for us to get like a closer look
at one. So I'm sure actually asked one
of the much hoax that work in the school to come in and kind
of like, you know, just I mean, I guess display himself for us.
I don't know. I don't I like the way that
sounds. He's a weird way of saying it
was okay. Yes, please, please.
Please come on in. Come on in.
Oh. Hey.
What's up big boy? So this is this one of my jokes
that work at the school. His name is William.
Shire. I'm sorry William.
That's right buyer. Hold on, let me let me give
William Shire the traditional greeting.
He's not crazy. He's legit looking to you very
soon. He's not, he's not moving.
Right here. Did you know, I think now he's
starting to get worried. I think that do that William
sure it's okay he's not he's fine, he's just trying to flex
but no, he's not. Okay, but he's you don't have to
worry about them. Yeah.
He's got about as much muscle as a Mega Alakazam if you know what
I mean. Oh no.
But yes. William Shatner is one of the
three Machoke that work at the school so it's him.
It's of course, Radcliffe. And Elizabeth are the other two.
Yes yeah I never do the names before.
Yeah well it's good to know good night you do you do?
Yeah. So you know some people say oh
is it is it right to have these mature chokes working for your
school with basically little to no pay?
And you know, only occasional occasionally do?
We give them any kind of food and to that I say yes they love
it. In fact, it is one of my jokes
Common Pastime is just doing physical labor so on.
So this is kind of like a playground for them.
So when they are, you know, fixing a floor or putting a door
back on its hinges or maybe or fixing a wall that a Pokemon
flew through or jumped out of you know you know it's what they
think. So they like it so the more
Mayhem in this classroom the more at home that they feel the
the more the more work that we have for them to do, whether
it's building, whether it's repairing whether it's home.
Wasting and lifting pulling pushing stabbing choking
anything that gets them to use those glorious glorious muscles
is just is and they are quite glorious.
I don't understand. Why is it cut like why is there
red like one of those weird um red stuff on its arms?
You know, it's hard to say. It might be, I think it's just
the coloration of their of their arms.
I don't think it really has any things.
It's not like their muscles coming out of their bodies.
They could live look almost look like veins or something.
Close. But you have a weird.
I'm not going to touch on will leave them alone.
Yeah, definitely do that. Although you know he mature Oaks
do like when you touch their muscles, in fact cdc's flexsim,
he's flexing for you right now. Soon.
Very big boy, good work. And then now, it's very, very
customary to flex back. Here we go, Curtis, there's
nothing there. I literally see everything you
have sagging. He's just looking at you with a
face of sadness and and see if you roll up my sleeves here, I
have the red marks on my arm to curse, there's a stretch marks,
his heart Stretch marks. Yeah.
Yeah, they do go perpendicular. Instead of parallel, with the
length of my arms. That's a problem.
Alright enough about mr. Curtis, let's continue focusing
on William. Shire here.
What what else do you notice about Machoke?
That's different from Machop. Unlike me most Saturday's.
My chokes got pants on. Yeah.
Machoke is wearing pants.
Definitely. It's I think the first Pokemon
that we've seen that is Definitely wearing clothes, I
think Charizard had a scarf or something right there is
questioned as to whether or not Polly were on Poliwrath gloves
were like, gloves are part of its flesh.
I think we landed on the flesh side of that wedding.
I think it was flushy. It's either their flesh or the
Flesh of other Polly. It's all right. % Poliwhirl
flesh. Yes, of course.
Now what's the deal with the Machoke pants?
I don't I I don't know. I think they, I think they are
actually like a fabric. And if, what's holding up those
pants, I think is the most mom. Well, that obviously looks to be
a giant watch. Yeah, watch that goes around
your waist that also has no, you know, clock face or time.
Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, that, that's, that's a
belt. I'm so sorry.
I see again. I don't, I wear athletic shorts
most of the time and when I am home, I usually don't pants on.
So you got to understand, I don't dress up very often.
I don't go to nice things. I don't wear belts.
Wow. Irving surprised.
I don't. Do you say it is like a like a
watch for your for your pants though.
Yeah, watch out. No, it's not.
It's not any way. Like a watch for your pants.
It isn't, what do watch is? Do they tell Tasha hold your
wrist. So the pants watches, tell you
what time to take them on and off.
No, maybe that's maybe your watch does but my watch keeps my
wrist on so I don't know what you're sliding down.
Yeah. Okay.
Okay let's let's look more into this belt now.
Ashok has its appears to have a pee on the Belt.
Now my first-aid what itself? Oh no, it's okay.
I've been there. I literally just got over that
problem a month ago. We'll talk after class.
Now, no carbon you silly had it and obviously stands for
percussive, okay. Oh this is the raw, percussive
power. The radius of note with the
rough because of what their mr. Curtis, the raw percussive
power, radiates, and I think you were close.
I think it's Power is what the P stands for percussive power.
This is how empowering. Now my Tepee P Belle Corbin you
are right? Oh yeah, I wasn't.
My God, there's only one p. It could stand for Pokémon.
May. I thought I could, I'm pretty
sure it's power 0. Also last thing I want to
mention it has like these weird Crest horns on its head.
Yes well I mean IMA choke did too I mean I'm sorry my chopped
is well okay yeah yeah but They're still there.
So I mean obviously it's got to be good evolutionary like I am
going to mix that word up, evolutionarily.
It's got to be good because I did get rid of it.
So yeah, again I said this before, I think it's like a heat
sink. I think it helps facilitate, you
know, Having excess heat Lou leave through its head.
But one last thing I wanted to notice is about that.
Other thing was the one last. No, I lied.
I thought of something else. Excuse me.
But choke one second there. Liam show.
Tell me his name is William show.
Sharks. I'm sorry.
Excuse me. One sec.
There's no tail under here. Ugh, you none.
Okay, so you didn't you didn't actually look I thought you go
behind him but I know you didn't actually pull his pants.
You didn't actually look we have absolutely no way of knowing
because I know you did not take off his belt, you absolute
psychopath it's rare that's a little rude and so there could
be a tiny little, you know. Like stubby, little fluffy tail
back there. We don't know.
Nobody's ever seen a Machoke without its belt on.
You mean to tell me? After all these years, nobody's
seen him a chokes, but huh? I mean maybe somebody has but
they probably didn't live to tell the tale after all that
hard work and Machoke does they never stopped in like wash their
pants? And like put a fresh pair on.
I'm not saying that I'm saying. Nobody's seen it like nasty.
Listen, they're very private, nobody's seen them lay eggs.
But they have eggs, so mature probably watches, watches his
butt crack, but nobody's seen him, wash his butt crack and
what a sight to see that would be, you know, on the bucket list
for sure. Hey, that's a little crude
Professor. I don't know if our other
students will like that. Well, you know, they can tell me
to my face, you know. And I think it's time we let
Williams right here, go back to his job.
Thank you so much. Well, I'm sure.
Thank you, mr. Shire, thank you.
Yeah, well know his full name was William Shire.
He doesn't have a lasso, it's not William.
Space, Shire William M, Shire. No it's just William Shire.
Okay? Well bye.
Willie was good. Seeing you?
Good meeting you and thank you. I know your nation were
acquainted. We're guided.
Thank you for all that you do. All right, and then and he ate,
you see, he shut the door when he left all right.
Oh, what that is classy. You know, Perry, the Psyduck
leaves the door open when he leaves.
So I know is right now. Alright, are we ready to talk
about pokedex entry? I'm ready to dive in.
I'm ready to roll out. Perfect, mr.
Curtis yeah, I'm ready. Awesome.
Alright. It's unanimous then.
So starting in the Kanto region, its muscular body is so
powerful. It must wear a power save.
Belt to be able to regulate its motions.
So, it's like a, it's a, it's like, a, it's like a mood
bracelet, right? Mmm.
No. Not in any way shape or form.
No, it's not incorrect. That was the, that was the route
statements, right? Just then a gray slate.
Where is about as incorrect as it could?
Possibly be Corbin. So cool.
So keep right on that. Keep good to know, take that
take that advice kind of like you know just like Let It
ruminate in you and we're As I read this Next Century, the
best, okay, that might have been a little bit hard.
Snow. It's not like a mood felt.
It's like, I don't know, it's like I honestly, I can't think
of anything that describes it like other than like, it just
makes it weaker. That's the only thing that I can
describe it as so if it takes it off and get strong.
Yes. In fact, let's why wouldn't you
want that? This next ever?
He let me read it the belt around his waist holds back its
energy without it. This Pokemon would be
unstoppable. Wow, that's a bold statement as
any kind of like. So it's like it's giving other
Pokemon of sporting chance I guess.
Well that's very nice. You know.
Yeah even give kids a little guys, a chance.
We're going to read some things here.
That kind of like display what Machoke can do with the power
save belt on, which will kind of like show you why it had it.
Having that power save boat is kind of very important to the
human race in general. Hmm, yes.
Okay. The last one in the Kanto region
says, although it is incredibly strong, it is always modest.
It restrains strength with a power, save felt.
So, really, the only thing that's keeping us from
Unstoppable, God, like destructive forces that Machoke
could be, is it's modesty. Well, that's good.
It's power belt. I'm glad we have that.
Yeah. It's you know if there's ever
one if there's ever an incredibly proud Machoke that
comes out and just like no I need to show everybody what a
Machoke can do and goes Atlas I think I think that's like the
end of human life. See in.
Yep, that's it. Arceus is, is done for yep.
Okay but Arceus theoretically again unproven our key is
created. Machoke technically.
Right? What are you?
So did Arias create a Pokemon? He could not be exactly my
question. So maybe is it is is maybe maybe
He has the did make it Unstoppable without the power,
save belt, but also added that like, you, no.
Modesty to a fault where it can't take off power.
Save belt, Arceus works in mysterious ways is what you want
to sleep, some showers, I think stays on maybe.
All right, let's move on. Sorry ladies the belt stays on.
All right, settle down Curtis. Okay, now it's weird because
it's almost like these Johto entries.
Completely go back. Khan what the Kanto entries say,
okay? Because it starts off with it
always goes at its full power, but this very tough and durable,
Pokemon, it never gets tired. Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, wait, wait, wait. I thought it, I thought it wears
a belt specifically so it doesn't go at full power.
Hmm, maybe it goes a full power while touring the belt.
I guess the power that I can go. It's still, it's still weird
because it's like 100%, definitely, not at full power.
We know that it's not a full power, it said it's at full
power. When it's running the belt it
gives it. It's all while it's wearing the
belt you know I mean yeah I guess so maybe that's what
they're trying to say but it doesn't it just really seems
like it's I'm give you have two cars you have two cars, right?
Okay. Well there goes another yellow
metaphors. You have one as a hundred miles
because 100 miles an hour. The other one goes 180 miles an
hour. Okay, okay, sure.
Machoke without the belt, can go 180 miles an hour all the time.
If you put the belt on it's like the other car.
It's reaching reaching. Seeing it's a Max potential by
going, 100 miles an hour, but it can't wait.
It's Max potential with belt right.
Miss Max potential with a belt. 100 miles an hour in that.
Yes, con con belt o con. I don't I don't know if that's
AI, don't know what language that is.
My familiar with that Curtis. Yes, sir.
Please speak English in the classroom or you're fired,
please speak Cantone Ian, if you will please I apologize our next
one here in the Johto region says the Covering its body team
with power. Even when still it exudes an
amazing sense of strength. Nice.
Its muscles are just throbbing. Constantly throbbing the
listening. You love it.
Yeah they have a mind of their
own saying okay this tough Pokemon always stays in the
zone. Its muscles become thicker after
every battle. What do you think it means by in
the zone, like Autos? Like it's always focused know,
it's always. Focused on like the getting the
job done, whether it be fighting or whether it be lifting things.
It's always in. The zone is always on, it's
always flexed. It's always ready to go.
Always on point, always a point on fleek.
They never fail when they need them to, you know, like
sometimes you'll be walking for like 10 miles away.
Oh my God, my muscles are giving out, I can't walk anymore.
Nope, not Machoke. Never gives out.
It's always in the zone. Okay.
Yeah. I mean and that I have seen
that, you know, in the classroom with our Machoke.
Here. Like when I asked Radcliffe to
fix the fix, the wall that Charters are destroyed when he
flew into the classroom like literally, I came back from
lunch and it was fixed like wow dedication, some point speed or
Vision Incredible or I could be completely wrong and then the
choices like that and they just like to hang out in the Safari
Zone, that is true. They in the zone, Safari is not,
it makes sense, it makes sense. I'm gonna assume gonna go ahead
and ask Assume that this entry here from The Johto region when
it says this tough Pokemon always stays in the zone.
It is definitely referring to the Safari Zone.
Yeah, I've got make some new friends.
Yeah, of course. All right, let's move on to the
Hoenn region mature Oaks thoroughly toned muscles
possessed. The hardness of Steel.
This Pokemon has so much strength.
Now, this is again, with its belt on has his belt on Hmm.
This Pokemon has so much strength.
It can easily hold Aloft a sumo wrestler on just one finger.
Oh wow. Yeah, and it's steel muscles to
that's cool that it's fighting in Steel type.
I didn't know that. No, no, it's not.
No, no, it's not steal. It just there as hard as steel.
Okay? Yeah, yeah.
Washboard abs. If you will.
But we can't see them because the belts usually in the way.
Of the apps. Oh yeah, I guess it is.
I you know what? You're right.
We can't really and it's just such really just such big pecs
that they cover a large portion of its body.
Sure sure. But I bet, hey, I bet you would
got some ABS under there. I bet she does.
Or it's just hiding its Punch. Yeah, that's why the whole time.
It's actually wearing the belt, it has a beer gut the whole
time. It's just hiding it.
Yeah. But, you know, sucking it in
just because I'm sorry, mr. Karzai, I totally interrupted
you. What did you say what we say?
That I said he's sucking it in like this.
Yeah. And that also is that like helps
with its lung capacity and like and weirdly enough, it does
work, its core nice. All right, let me go ahead and
read the next entry here from the Hoenn region all out.
Thank you Machoke undertakes bodybuilding every day.
Even as it helps people with tough physically demanding labor
on its days off this Pokemon heads to the fields and
mountains to exercise and train. All right, so all right, the
grind, dont stop. If you're if you're a mature Oak
it, even if he on your day off, you're still working out whether
it's in the field in the mountains.
Always working out, small ain't no rest for the weary.
Nope, not definitely not a for a Machoke, and, but hey nothing
about my joke, grow on trees. There they, they are never weary
because their muscles are always wrong, and they're always in the
zone. The Safari Zone.
All right. Next one here.
And I believe, The last one? No, it's not.
The last minute. There's another one here, from
the Hoenn region. Wow, they're really putting in
the Midnight Oil over there, pulling out.
Pull out all the stops, huh. A belt is worn by my choke to
keep its overwhelming power under control because it is so
dangerous. No one has ever removed the belt
and to that, I asked, how do you know, it's so dangerous.
If you never move the belt. Hmm.
Well, because some because maybe people have tried before and
they've got well then, Has removed the belt and that entry
is wrong, saying that they've tried before.
They've tried in the Machoke, probably, like broke their neck
or something. So, because it is because of
that, one thing it did to Daniel, that one time.
No one has ever removed its belt again.
Maybe it's happened several times, you don't know.
Poor Daniel in in half is all I'll say all I'm going to say
about it. I'm not going any sorry.
Do you know this? Daniel, this person that was
killed by a Machoke knew. I knew, I knew the dance.
Yeah. Okay then why are you asking me?
Then if how this is possible you already have a case where, you
know, this is possible, I'm just saying it.
Listen listen, I read the Pokedex entries.
And this pokedex entry doesn't make any sense.
It does because it is so dangerous.
No one has ever remove the belt. How do you know it's dangerous?
How do you say trois of knowing that, right?
If they try to remove the belt in the process, doesn't say that
we entry Corbin, there's a lot of things, they don't say any
entry. Jacob.
And guess what? Excuse me, excuse me.
Professor Jacob was out. While there that's the artwork
that all the students, the virtual students submit now,
well, the other while the other wall.
Oh, that's a window. But next to the window.
Oh, that's your certificate. That says I'm a teacher.
Yep. Darn tootin it is.
And don't you forget it? Here's my teaching degree.
Yes. All right, the next one here
from the Han region says its formidable, body, never gets
tired. It helps people by doing work
such as moving, heavy Goods. Yeah.
So, I mean, how Good, are they? I'm just kidding, it's heavy
heavily good. Oh, oh yeah, okay.
I mean, that one didn't really add a lot of new stuff, I mean,
because he kind of already knew that it likes to do physically
demanding labor. Yeah, so let me go ahead and
move on to the center region, but my chokes boundless power is
very dangerous. So wears a belt that suppresses
its energy. Okay.
Next one says it can lift. What crazy thing do you think it
can lift guys, with one hand? I'm just going to give you a
hint. It's with one but I'm gonna
guess, 20, Indian elephants, whatever those are, whatever
those are going to. It's a can lift.
A car, mr. Curtis is very close.
It can lift a dump truck with one hand.
Oh, oh yeah. Using that power and helps
people with heavy jobs, sweet. I love that.
Next one says it happily carries heavy cargo to toughen up.
It will Whitney, does hard work for people?
Nice, nice. So, I Machop mature, keep on
teasing my chops. I mean, it's not my show that
their names, montly close mature Oaks and humans live together
like pretty well. I think.
Yeah. Unless of course you take its
belt off, don't ever do that? Yeah, don't even try.
Don't even think about it. It's never been done.
If you don't, I know you're like.
What's think about it? Does it have a little tail under
there? I gotta see if it's got that
tail under their don't. Don't do it.
It will deny time. Nope can't do that.
Okay so that does it for the entries in the center region
that you know region just copy is the ones from the center
region Kalos, copies the entries from the Kanto region and the
central region. Oh, and the Hoenn region.
She's never do their own work, it's so disappointing.
But we do have entries for the Ole.
Ola region are the first one says, As a result of its
continual workouts, it has developed tremendous power.
It uses that power to help people with their work.
God. It's so philanthropic it just it
just wants to help other people. I love that about just once is
swole and it wants to get more swole by helping other people.
It that really is like the nicest thing ever.
It's swole for the soul swole for the song swollen, very
dense. Again, I don't, I don't title
these lessons but if I did that would have won. 100% be the
title of this last. That's very, that's very pretty.
I like that. Thank you.
It willingly assists with hardly ever because it knows the work
is good. Training for its muscles.
Sure. Yep.
Are you know that we can say the train because it's good for its
muscles that actually say that enjoys helping out like like
people I mean I don't know we don't need to look into it that
deep it and enjoys training its muscles and it trains its
muscles. Helps people out.
So I think by what the transitive property and enjoys
helping people out, I think that's as deep into it as we
need to go. I mean, I want, I'm just
wondering if it's an immoral thing, like, oh, it loves
people, too, and it wants to help them.
Now, I guess it is more of like, oh, those things have a lot of
big, heavy jobs for me to do. So, I mean, I feel like it's a
little bit of both. Like, if it didn't want to help
people, I could find other things in the wild to lift, you
know, I mean, it's true. It's gotta be like, I mean, my
chopped likes lift Grapplers around and throw them, right?
At least as it gets, as it gets bigger.
It's like, you know what? I'm gonna lift some stuff and
help some people in the process. I choose to believe that Machoke
is good at heart, good at heart me to meet you.
Okay. So now this one, okay, this
one's going to kind of throw. Throw us all for a loop, this
Next Century. Okay, just people I was thrown
last week so I'm used to it. Let me hear it when it
encounters an enemy that is truly Mighty this Pokemon remove
The power save belt from its waste and unleashes.
Its full power. It's which by the way that full
power, make those make it Unstoppable.
So now you now. Now now let me ask you
something. Yes, this is pants fall off when
it does that 100% of the time, yes, it's very weird.
So I think the reason why it never loses because people are
so afraid of seeing him a child without pants on and they just
don't know what to do is they just curl up and just die.
I'll put a ball. I don't think that's it.
I think it is. It does have incredible like
Unstoppable strength? I wish it, I wish it gives us so
many. Well, it gives us several, you
know, examples of things of Machoke strength.
As in like, it can lift a sumo wrestler with one finger and it
can lift a dump truck with one hand, but it never tells us what
it can do when the power save belt is off.
Like, I imagined it would say like With the power save belt
off Machoke can lift an entire mountain or something like that.
It could throw melt silver into the ocean.
It can it can push the planet off of its orbit with with a
high five like advice while it's standing on the planet.
Yeah, I say I single squat from Machoke.
Well, well shove Earth. So far away from the Sun that we
all die. A horrible, icy death, that
sounds like a hell of a way to go.
I'm in, I know. I was right, the huge, empty
kittens. Take it out.
We have to get palicky involved to save us at the how lucky who
the who the hell is now? Look, I don't know who Paola,
Kia. The Kia the god of space know is
he's friends with Kyo gray. No, he's actually friends with
diag mon here. Just make it up Pokémon, huh?
You really in the biggie? I believe he's referring to
Palkia and Dialga. Yeah.
It's God's of space and time. Yeah.
The Deaths from the from the center region, they may not even
be real, we don't know. They probably are.
I mean, come on, that's crazy. Now let's go back to talking
about this Pokémon. That can lift a sumo wrestler
but his head. Um, so okay, so it apparently,
according to the people in the older region will take off its
power save belt. If it's fighting an opponent,
that's truly money. What do you like, what do you
think that is? What Pokémon is worthy of a
Machoke without its power safe. Felt You know what, what?
I think. Maybe I can Alakazam or
something. Yeah, I mean, I guess so, do you
think because I mean obviously like not on the working muscles
because yeah, compared to a Machoke Alakazam is like a paper
mache, right? But like, do you think without
its belt? Do you think a Machoke could
overpower and Alec exams? Telekinetic abilities.
Oh, I think so. I think it is, I think it is
very Very powerful. Hell I mean, it might even be
able to knock or jump and knock flying-type Pokémon out of the
sky. Wow, I mean notoriously
fighting-type Pokémon are weak to flying-type Pokémon.
So point if the adults off it has no weaknesses is therefore
on stoppable without the belt, all right, you hurry.
I do first, I don't know. I mean, if the Alakazam, just
picks them up. Then, you know, then they got
nothing to push off. Nothing to grab.
Onto. But it could.
Okay. Okay, it picks up and then
What's it gonna do it. What?
Smashes it up and down on the ground.
Okay, that does nothing. It does nothing to it Machoke.
Without it spelled, it doesn't care if I smash it.
Okay. Curse it, smashes it into the
ground once and in that time Machoke can get can like, you
know, push off the ground while it's there and slam into the
Alakazam, going through it. As if it was made, maybe you
would use psychic or confusion, or something and, you know, play
with its mind driving a crazy. It's brain.
I mean, but like we how much does a Machoke uses brain
though? I mean that's true.
That's true. Good point.
I don't know. Again, you're right now.
Exam, probably could defeat a choke, but all I'm saying is I
bet a Machoke can break out of, you know, et al exams
psychokinetic Powers with its belt off.
I bet I bet I could do that. Maybe maybe, I don't know.
I was thinking. More like I know some kind of
legendary Pokemon. Like I like I'm you or
something. Maybe it could if you drop you
say. So Professor didn't you were
right. I think it would still lose but
it would still lose. But what take off the belt?
I wouldn't lose now. What it lose its on stopping its
the Unstoppable. I mean Unstoppable to anything.
That's not legendary. No that's not.
That's a that's a qualifier that you're adding yourself.
That's not in the folk are right, just keep it moving.
I mean it's Unstoppable, but doesn't necessary mean it's
unfeigned table. It's that was partially English.
Yeah, I think I'm well, does it mean on not unlosable knocked
out but I'm not countable. Yeah, I mean naked naked.
They won't be able to stop the Machoke from running Adam and
like getting getting that attack on.
But if they can hit it with a strong enough attack in the
process and knock it out, then you know, there and they will.
Have stopped it. It's Unstoppable, mr.
Carrillo, it's unconscious. It is still walking in circles
and you cannot. Yeah.
It so it's still gonna be here all day circling each other with
this, you know, talk. So let's just keep it Movin.
That's what it is. To be a Pokémon trainer and
researcher Corbin so so if you don't like it, there's the door.
Oh I Like It by Sir. William Shire.
He has invited by the way. So I either way I like it.
I like that about Pokemon good. However, however, some things we
just don't know. It's true.
True true. All right, this next entry here,
says a popular Motif for sculptures and it's incredibly
well-developed muscles have captured the imagination of
many, an artist as you try to sculpt mr.
Curtis, I don't think you could do that with marble.
I think you'd have to do it with like, yogurt or something.
Yeah, well, I mean, it would have to be a medium that Anjali
it's because there is a Lot of undulation is going on sure even
while not moving. Yeah, yeah.
So it would have to be movable for sure.
Now what would you use to sculpt me?
I have a straw here because most of them work for me.
Sure sure. Yeah, I could like cut and I
have some pipe cleaners. Yeah.
Some pipe cleaners. You can like, you know put a
little slit and slide those through the make his arm.
Yeah. And then I'm going to put a
little dunce cap on its head. Okay, you can stop.
Now you can stop you. Any you ask me.
Alright. Alright was rhetorical.
Okay, so the only other region here is the gala region and they
just cop that's it that's the only region left on the planet.
What happened to the other ones that they found out what
happened when Machoke takes his belt off but in a no.
So, sorry as far as poke Pokedex entries go, oh, Cal are, is the
only the regional entries that we haven't talked about yet and
we don't need to talk about them because it's the same thing that
we've already talked about before.
Weird reward, so we're not going to we're not going to look at
that instead. We're going to move to the
unique Pokedex entries. They're actually believe it or
not. There is no unique pokedex entry
from mr. Ash Ketchum.
Oh, Ash, where you been man? Come on.
I guess he never clocked a Machoke with his Pokedex as
well. That sucks, dude, life.
Like Pokedex it hasn't. Well, who did Don Don?
Don is a girl, you know, That I do know that.
You don't know that you never met.
Don is a female. How do you do?
We just have a first name. Alright, Don could easily be a
man's name? I've never heard of dawn as a
man's name, you this? Because you never heard of it
doesn't mean it's not, it can't happen.
Oh my God. That's right, that's right.
That's exactly right. All right.
Don smoking is pokedex entry says, Machoke, the superpower
Pokémon with enough strength to lift a giant truck with one
hand. Machoke are often used for
extremely heavy work. Now, A giant truck big one big
truck 18-wheeler perhaps problem.
Probably what I mean I guess, I guess a dump truck.
You could probably considered to be a giant truck.
I mean that, yeah, that makes sense.
It's a pretty big truck. I mean as far as trucks go on
the scale of small to big it is on the bigger side.
Yeah, alright. So that's all add-ons Pokédex.
So, okay. All right.
Yeah. And that does it for all the
Pokedex entries. Now, of course, as I am like to
do, I have a unsourced uncredited article here that I
Like to read for you. Ooh, I'm Professor.
I'm here. I'm or not a professor.
You were not excited. How dare you Professor?
I'm sorry, I was so excited that I left excited out of that
sentence. I am not a mate.
I'm Professor. I'm Professor.
What is the most cited? Professor!
I'm excited. Professor ha ha.
Okay. Okay.
Hold on. Let me not waste any time.
Machoke is a bipedal. Humanoid Pokemon covered in Gray
skin. It has a short snout.
Out there are red eyes and for pointed teeth visible inside its
mouth to of these teeth are in its upper jaw.
While to are in the lower jaw on top of its head are 3 Brown
ridges. Its arms are muscular, I'd say
with dark red, vertical stripes on them.
The lower part of its body has black markings.
That resemble briefs, I would argue that they are actually
real pants. I don't think they're black
markings. I think they're real pans.
I don't know. I think those are pants.
I mean it doesn't say in the PIN.
In the entry and none of us either way, which one it is,
they may not be may not be but, you know, it'd be rude.
To ask is always seen wearing black wearing a black and gold
power. Save belt, resembling a
championship belt. It possesses large pectoral
muscles that protrude slightly over its belt.
Machoke is a Pokemon of immense strength.
Its muscles are as hard as steel and is capable of lifting
extremely heavy objects with only one finger mature.
Oaks body is powerful enough to Never get tired.
Machoke is a popular Pokemon use as a motif for sculptures in
spite of this. It is modest and often helps
people with manual labor, manual, labor.
Sorry, I said that weird. I don't know why you said that
weird what's wrong with you? I got a lot to read.
Okay, the built, where's regulated strength?
But Machoke removes it. When facing a truly powerful
opponent, it can be found in the mountains where trains daily and
so, yeah, that does it for this entry here.
In schools, clean it up. Could be there, too.
Yep. I mean anywhere where there's
hard labor for it's due, and right?
Right. School has because of the nature
of the things that we research tends to have a lot of work that
needs to be done. It does and we are very grateful
of them for that. So all right, so that does it
for all the information that we have on Machoke.
So now you know what? It's time for.
No. Oh, it's a Time.
Oh, oh yeah. See that coming at all.
I know it's always a surprise. Go ahead and put away your
Pokedex has okay. Your Rotom laptops.
Sure. They can answer your answers and
then send them to me. All right.
Maybe a paper and pencil. Look, he's just another math
problem. Ready?
Maybe I don't know. Maybe, maybe there may be hope
not because I do. Okay.
All right. Do you have a clue?
Don't have a clue. No, I don't.
I don't. I'm literally why are you
teaching us? I should be teaching.
Whoa! Whoa there Corbin.
Hey just want to tell you the professor a few minutes ago I
don't hear word. You did this.
You did. That was sacrilegious.
I'm not that's disrespectful. All I said was the professor
doesn't have a clue? Yeah which is definitely not
disrespectful at all that. Thank you.
That's my point. It's respectfully this.
Okay it's anti. I'm cycle.
All right let me go ahead and read question number one.
What would happen if you removed?
My chokes felt both of the answers are in Corbin here.
Says it would unleash. Its full power endangering the
lives of all. Yep.
Yeah, I'm a little bit dramatic but yeah.
It's a good answer. Nonetheless.
Sometimes like my theatrics. I mean.
Yeah. Yeah I mean there's no
exclamation points so you don't your we know you're not
entirely. Sure well.
Okay, okay. Alright.
So Mr. Curtis is answer. Is the Machoke would be flooded
with an Unstoppable amount of energy.
Yes. Yes.
You guys are both correct? I mean, I had here in that would
become Unstoppable, but I think you guys kind of both got the
essence of that and you know, sure you're both proud, right?
So we're definitely getting me out of the points for that one.
Thank you. Thank you, Professor.
Thank you. So question.
I strive to do. Yes, of course.
Was it was it Equitable enough for you there?
Mr. Curtis, it was fair and Equitable a, I strive to All
right, question number two name three ways.
I'm gonna choke trains its muscles.
All right so I have both of the answers Corbin says picking up
dump trucks, by the way, this is what the question was name.
Three ways that IMA choke trains and Corbin says one picking up
dump trucks to helping humans with manual labor and three
fighting other Pokémon. Okay.
It's Curtis says bodybuilding. Really heavy /, hard labor, and
three carries heavy things all over the place.
There you go. Hmm.
Okay. Mmm-hmm Okay, so you both so
together, you have a full complete answer.
Now, it carries heavy things all over the place.
I don't think the Pokedex is specifically say that and when
they do, they're more that, like that's kind of like the same
thing as really hard labor. Oh sorry, mr.
Curtis and now Corbin I have a much bigger problem with yours.
Oh, picking up dump trucks. It never says, that's what it
does to train. It just says That it can do
that. Well, I mean, that's kind of
training, that's gotta train that, it's, it's saying that it
can do it as potentially. It could do that.
It never says that even does that.
Yeah, I mean, I'm more willing to give mr.
Curtis the full points here because, I mean, you could
potentially make a curse that carries heavy things.
All over the place is different from heavy hard labor.
They answer that I was looking for was bodybuilding,
physically, demanding, labor, and fighting other Pokemon.
So Like I said together, you have the correct.
All that surprising finding other Pokémon was honestly an
educated guess I mean I didn't it says it it says it I know but
I clearly couldn't remember it's make the most amount of sense to
me. Yes.
Gonna Train by fighting other Pokemon.
That was just common sense, but I thought me I'm not drunk,
suppose, it was a Surefire answer.
No it didn't but it doesn't do that to train.
Well. Okay so we had what do you say
bodybuilding? Heavy later labor and fighting
Pokémon. Yes.
Yeah. So so okay, so I got two thirds
of it. Foreman got one thing.
You know what? Mr. Curtis well I got two
thirds. You guys talking about?
Yeah. Shut up with answer was dump
trucks. Wrong.
Help humans with manual labor. Right?
And fighting other Pokémon right?
Yeah. That too.
Yeah. So shut up being fair and
Equitable here. Yes, that's fair and Equitable.
That's right. All right.
Okay. Question number three what type
of artistic medium might you most frequently?
See depictions of Machoke, artistic media.
Yes, Stick mediums. All right.
Both of the answers are in Corbin says sculpting.
There's an exclamation point on the end.
I'll see. If that.
Exclamation point pays off. Mr. Curtis says, they are very
often seen depicted in sculptures.
So yes, the answer is sculptures.
I mean, I feel as though you could probably capture their
muscles pretty well in paintings and other no forms of art work,
but it seems as though skull can't reach out and Rogue a
painting and feel the muscles you really shouldn't.
You shouldn't touch a sculpture I mean, but it's there.
But, yeah, I guess Anna. It's a more of a, I don't know.
It's a better way to explore the physiology of Machoke, which is
absolutely incredible, right? Right.
But I digress. Let's move on to the final
question which is of course an essay question.
No, no. How come How could we not with
this wonderful Pokemon? All right, so the essay question
is again, Matt, there's no right or wrong here.
I'm just, you know, probe in your brain to seeing what you
think. Where does mature chokes belt
come from? Hmm.
Because my shop doesn't have a belt, and right?
Nobody's ever seen a Machoke without a belt, right?
So it's got to come from somewhere, right?
It's got to come from somewhere. I'm just Interested to see and
also has special properties to. Okay, right?
Yeah. So I'll let you, I'll let you
two work away on that. Okay.
I think this is a pretty obvious answer, but I'll get it.
Both of the answers are in. Now, this is, of course, an
essay question. So the answers here will vary
wildly, but that's okay. That's what I'm looking for.
Or maybe they'll be exactly the same thing I do.
I haven't read them yet. I'm hoping, I'm hoping you're
ready for that Professor because this one Let's just say, I
brought my a game. It's grainy.
Some special finally been waiting for that a game for a
long time. Now, Corbin's entry here says,
without the belt Machoke is Unstoppable, even Pokemon
normally strong against Machoke will fail or will fall.
Yeah. So, that's kind of, like, what
you said before Alakazam has the capability to create spoons,
which are made of metal Alakazam eventually, created.
Okay, well, interesting. Okay, so Alexander has the
capability to create. Dunes which are made of metal
Alakazam, eventually created the belt to wrap around Machoke in
order to weaken its power and make it easier to fight Machoke.
Loving a challenge, agreed to do this because without the belt,
there is no competition. Interesting.
Yeah, so okay. So but that would require You
know anytime Machop evolved into my choke, there's an Alakazam
nearby to make the belt for it. Right?
Well I think at this point they just made you facture them now
it's like one of those things that you can just get and any
trainer knows that when Machop of Olives you have to go get the
belt. So it's kind of one of those
things you do. You know like how you take care
of like a baby when you bring a baby home when you do, you get
baby food for it. What about those things?
What about wild my chokes? Well, while my chokes, they
Forge their own belt, so they get them from from from probably
family members that make it, you know, with the Alakazam s, okay.
I was gonna say, how do they Forge their own belt, how could
they possibly if it's something that an Alakazam currently work
with the Alakazam, it's kind of an agreed-upon thing because you
know many, many years ago they were like we need to challenge
now because I am is like what it's?
I mean. Like very granddaddy.
It's like everyone gets. It's a mutual relationship.
Everybody gets something out of that Alex.
Amazon's worry about getting the actual shit.
You know, rocked by a chose me. Excuse me, please language, they
don't have to get their poop rocked by a Machoke and in
Machoke also gets a challenge because its power level has now
a diminished. I could see that I could, I can
see that being a being a reasoning.
I think, I think the logistics side of it.
I can understand the reasoning behind it logistically.
I think it's a bit more challenging to wrap my head
around but I like it. You're thinking out of the box,
think it's very good. Yeah.
So let me go ahead and read Miss occurs here.
It's like it is very long, so I'll give it that and I've
already found one mistake over typo.
I there's there's one time. Assuming there is one Machamp in
here. That's supposed to be a Machop.
That's Raw. It's wrong.
In an accident, replace Machamp for Machop.
Again, I do wrong and say that now, wrong answers here, just
putting that out there. All right, I'll go.
I'll figure out where it is as I'm reading.
All right. Okay, mr.
Curtis rights. But chokes power.
Belt is not something found by or given to the Machoke.
It instead seeks them Machoke out on its own.
Let me explain. He writes, let me explain.
I'm not that he put let me explain his own answer.
Thank you, mr. Chris is exactly you, you you're
supposed to be explaining here. I'd be good but if you could job
buddy, I want to make sure that, you know, that I'm going to
explain crate. I mean, there's like a paragraph
more of text. I know you're going to explain
the belt itself. Is this is him explaining, by
the way, in case you didn't know the belt itself is a regular
lifting belt. It's what's inside.
That makes it special it's possessed by a ghost he did like
a lot of extra letters in there so just just just very good
captain. The devil got the by in there
too. There's the but it's BBY BBB.
Why? Why not unlike a phone Edge or
Rotom? And as is the typical for
ghost-type, Pokémon it siphons the life force of the living
beings that comes in contact with that is fairly frequent
occurrence when it comes to ghost-type Pokémon.
Mmm, is this possessed belt? This is this possessed belt?
L /, Machoke relationship has developed in symbiosis to such
an extent that the original Ghost Pokemon that possessed.
The belts name belts. Wait.
Sorry. It's such an extent that the
original Ghost Pokemon that possessed.
The belts name has been lost in time, so the Ghost Pokemon, not
the belt. That ghost Pokemons name, not
the belt because the Belton is p, huh?
The belts name is p. Yeah.
Is it right on there? How could you how could you not
know? Now when a here's the here's the
Machamp that I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be on my job.
Now what went on Machop is approaching Evolution Hood the
free-floating unnamed. Unseen Ghost Pokemon will
possess a regular lifting belt fly through the air and attach
itself to the Machop as it evolves.
This happens so quickly during the flash of evolution light
that no one has ever. I've seen it this cement their
relationship as a life for supplier and a life force
absorber. Okay, you know what that was
actually really well done. So good job.
Your your postulating here that a Machoke is actually comprised
of two different Pokemon. The exact beefy boy himself and
then the unnamed Ghost Pokemon that resides in its belt.
Okay, interesting. I can get behind that.
You can't have one without the other.
You can't it's this weird kind of, I mean it has a perfect
Symbiotic relationship, I like sure sure exactly, yeah, I think
that's a really good answer. If I met through an answer in
the ring? No let's move on Professor.
Well now I'm definitely going to go into great detail to very
good. Thank you prefer when it comes
to Evolution. It's almost embarrassing how
much Pokemon researchers don't know about evolution.
In fact, I mean we just learned about Mega Evolution like eight
years ago like in the hundreds of years that we've been
researching folks. Mom, we just realized there's
another level to which they can evolve.
It's honestly, it's embarrassing, but I kind of, I
kind of like the think that, you know, it's it does happen.
It does it. This belt is formed in the
Pokemon does evolve from a chop into Macho and I think it has to
do so. Like I think there's a certain
amount of energy that goes into an evolution and like that
energy can you know, determine how much change happens.
So if you look at Pokémon like, you know, Metapod and
Butterfree, right? The menopause menopause looks so
extremely different from a Butterfree, but I'm gonna chop
as compared to my choke. It's like, it's a little bit
bigger and it's a darker color, right?
They look so similar. And I think that's because most
of the energy, the transformation went into
creating this mystical incredibly, you know, powerful
belt that keeps their energy locked away.
Yeah, I think it is. I think it is something that's
Let's created from the energy of evolution and is, you know,
almost a part of the Machoke itself.
Okay, yeah, I can see that. So, yeah, I'm gonna give us all
form for marks on that one. My oh, that's just self-serving,
you can't give yourself full credits.
I most certainly can, he's name is on the door, thanks.
And so, I believe, I believe that gives me a 100.
Oh, my God. Just a mess there.
I'm done. I'm just the best out of anybody
here. So I'm so don't talk to me
Professor. I'm sorry, I'll get, I'll get,
I'll get, i'll get better, you'll get better, but you'll
never get to it 100. Just just because that's how,
that's how percentages work out. And that, by the way, is how the
class works out. We read The Poetry of entries to
a quiz and then it's done. And now the class is done.
And so with that perfect transition, I would like to ask
the class. Does anybody know who were
talking about next week? The champion he yes, yes.
Leon. But from gal are no.
So you said Champion, okay, that's close.
Think of the think of the naming convention we've had so far.
We've had much chop, we've had ma choke.
Who is next? I know for a fact, mr.
Curtis knows this, my king must must must Mac.
No, I know. It's Machamp, it's Machamp.
Yes, we Learning about the evolved form of Machoke Machamp.
And so we'll talk a lot about him or her.
They can be female 2 in the next lesson.
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