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Hello there. 
Welcome to the world of Pokemon.

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My name is Professor Jacob and 
joining me, as always is the 

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wonderful if semi unreliable 
teaching assistants mr. 

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Curtis why? 
Thank you Professor. 

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Why? 
Thank you professor. 

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And, you know, I do apologize. 
I will and I do Endeavor to 

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strive to be the best teaching 
assistant. 

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I can be for you. 
Professor, listen? 

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I you know, hey, I'm out here 
rooting for you but you did. 

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I don't I still don't know how 
you did this. 

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You did drown my score at all. 
What is so pretty? 

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Hold on. 
Hold on it. 

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But you know, I did you thought 
we thought we agreed not to talk

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about that and I'm sober, first 
of all, how do you drown a 

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squirrel sees? 
What I'm saying, how are you 

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employed right now by the 
school? 

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You can't do that. 
You can't just drown or kill a 

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Pokemon. 
And listen, it wasn't 

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intentional. 
It wasn't until so, we have 

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researching permits, they 
understand that if you Pokemon 

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are gonna die. 
Yeah. 

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When the name, what did you 
dance? 

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Jesus Christ Curtis. 
What did you do? 

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Also, you should know just 
because they are very active in 

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the water. 
Doesn't mean that Squirtles are 

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purely that they can breathe 
underwater Corbin. 

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Oh sorry, I should introduce our
wonderful student who is here 

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and learn on time. 
As you know he's been pretty 

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good recently as I'm pretty 
happy about Corbin. 

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Say load. 
I mean, I only have to be right,

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you know, fuck me. 
I guess the fuck me. 

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I did. 
I did just introduced Corvin mr.

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Curtis so if you could Yeah 
yeah. 

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Fuck me. 
Right? 

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Actually don't I'm 10. 
Hey everyone, Corbin here. 

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Nice to meet you. 
It's getting kind of lonely in 

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class. 
I know, with the whole Taurus is

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running around. 
It's good to socially distance 

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with the Toros pandemic, but 
it's getting kind of lonely 

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here. 
Just just staring at the back of

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Curtis is head and the front of 
Jacob's face. 

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I just wish we had more 
students. 

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Wait, wait, wait, kind of 
boring. 

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Sorry, I rarely look at the 
classroom when I'm teaching. 

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You're sitting behind mr. 
Curtis I today I Usually I 

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don't, that's right. 
You see in my head and my head? 

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I mean I know I don't have to 
picture it because it's right 

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here in front of me as always, 
but in my head, you are sitting 

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in front where mr. 
Curtis was sitting off to the 

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side a little bit, I mean 
usually that's the case. 

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But today I feel like sitting 
behind Curtis because he 

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actually showered today so it's 
fine. 

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Normally every other episode 
ever every other lesson we've 

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had he is not shower and I've 
had is that I spent enough time 

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in the water with that Squirtle.
So So I should be very clean. 

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What you got? 
What you wanted out of him, you 

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haven't Bayview and then you 
kill them. 

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That's not exactly how it 
happened. 

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I would love but that's fine. 
I'm under NDA can no longer 

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discuss that. 
Oh yeah, you'll discuss it with 

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Saffron City police. 
That's who's going to talk to 

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you homeboy. 
It's right. 

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It's an ongoing investigation is
SCP CPD that CPD. 

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That's right. 
That's right. 

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Well, let's Saffron City, police
handle this, you know, I always 

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get antsy. 
General is bringing very fair 

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lease. 
So right. 

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So let's let's move onto to the 
reason for the season. 

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Why we're here? 
Let's talk about our Pokémon of 

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the day. 
Now, you all know that our last 

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lesson was, of course, Squirtle 
press the rest in peace recipe. 

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Sweet boy, can either you follow
this whole which Pokemon we're 

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talking about today? 
I'll give you a hint. 

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It's name is very difficult to 
pronounce, at least for me 

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piggy, Pig guy. 
It's it's definitely fluffy ear.

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Turtle fluffy ears hurt. 
Yes. 

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That. 
That is the, you know, there are

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some regions that that gets 
piggy use that name. 

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No, it's not. 
It's not a G chord. 

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It's it is it is Fluffy are 
turtle but a, we here, in the 

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Canta Canta region we call 
Wartortle Wartortle. 

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Yes, I knew that war portal. 
Now, your workouts were 

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definitely wants a war Turtle so
you don't sound like, you know, 

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I don't know a person that has 
trouble saying ours but no 

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indeed its name is Wartortle. 
Yeah. 

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Curtis I give a stroke or 
something mortal world Steph so 

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you're choking sounds like 
you're choking on water Corbin 

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but it's not, it's not whorl, 
it's word. 

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Oh, thank you. 
Laurels a good for absolutely 

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Gordon. 
Please Gordon please. 

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Is it pronounced Wardle? 
It's Wartortle. 

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Everyone knows that. 
Well, other the only one that 

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doesn't know your shitty 
Professor. 

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It's Wartortle three syllables 
now. 

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Yeah, no. 
Yeah. 

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You're right. 
Wartortle gowtham. 

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So I was, I was a portal. 
I was right to begin with God, I

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should teach this fucking class 
again. 

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Jesus, you know. 
I hate fucking take a stab at It

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Corbin. 
Let's see. 

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Let's see. 
Let's see. 

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Show us. 
Show us your Wartortle, huh? 

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You got, you got one to bring 
one here on the class today. 

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I'm not. 
I don't, I'm not a license that 

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you did, so maybe you should not
a licensed Pokemon trainer yet. 

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I have to complete the entire 
course before. 

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They, let me out, or at least, 
that's what my mom said. 

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Yes, before, where we let you 
out, or they let you out on, 

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really, let me out on my own 
Drinker. 

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Release. 
That is rough on the bank, 

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because our tuition here is not 
cheap, but your mom, pays it in 

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full. 
Yeah, she keeps telling me that,

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I don't know what that means. 
So I, I do have a Wartortle. 

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That I can show you guys watch 
and learn Corbin. 

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So here he is. 
Whoa, look at the mirror. 

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Who you got touch em every time.
I'm just so excited to learn. 

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Can I touch it? 
No, you cannot. 

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Why, how about this tale? 
Can I touch his tail? 

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You, you can touch his tail 
Kurt? 

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What the fuck? 
Why can't hold on. 

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Why can't I touch his ears? 
Well, you see, you see? 

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So obviously you guys Noticing 
something right off the bat 

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here, right? 
That that word hurdles have very

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fluffy and furry ears and a 
tail, right? 

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And he lets you touch his fucked
that hurts. 

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Hi, No, don't touch the 
language, here Corbin. 

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All right, this is this is a 
place of learning, all right? 

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So if you could just not fucking
say, those bad words would be 

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really appreciated, let me 
sorry. 

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But yes, so weird hurdles are 
one of their most. 

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Most distinguishing features 
that at least that distinguishes

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them from their unevolved form, 
which is Squirtle is their furry

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ear and ears and Tails. 
Now, can either you hurry, is it

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actually furry? 
Is it first? 

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Yeah, it's fair. 
It's lat Lush fur. 

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And there are some reports that 
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popular with the older 
community. 

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Now I it doesn't say whether or 
not that you know, they like the

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whole Wartortle or they just 
like the tail part. 

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But you can obviously get into 
pretty gruesome grounds. 

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Wait, what did you say? 
They'd like to work towards 

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whole until you said that? 
That's exactly what I said. 

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I'm glad you're listening, 
Corbin. 

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Make sure you write that down, 
okay. 

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All right. 
So people like using the work, 

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totals whole exactly. 
Do you give any earrings? 

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You are going to do. 
So great on this quiz that I 

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prepared for. 
I always do, it's the perfect 

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track record every time. 
Oh my goodness, are this 

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Wartortle is still here here? 
I should probably put him. 

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Back in this ball in his ball, 
this guy's this guy's pretty 

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old. 
Can either be guess the age of 

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this? 
This Wartortle here by Wardle. 

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I'll see you after class. 
I would say no, no no, no, of 

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course not. 
I think he's trying to either. 

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He's gonna kill him or he wants 
more Turtles holes like 

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apparently a lot of people. 
They are, they are highly sought

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after they are highly sought 
after but almost as hot as I 

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sought after a Slowpoke Tails, 
but can either you guess like 

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why? 
Like how old this Wartortle 

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here? 
Might be, I'll give you a hand. 

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Look at his tail. 10. 
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna 

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shoot a little high and I'm 
gonna say 40 he's actually in 

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the thousands range. 
He is. 

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He's been around for over a 
thousand years which this exact 

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one Matt Betty seen a lot of 
shit. 

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Yeah he's seen. 
He seen the rise and fall of 

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humanity within his lifetime. 
Now while he's literally he's 

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literally seen his brothers and 
sisters get into slaved by the 

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human race now. 
It's like that's bad. 

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Yes, you know, you go. 
Everybody knows what the 

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Wartortle cry is. 
I believe it goes something like

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back in my day comedy, make 
here. 

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Let me put them back in the 
Pokeball. 

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So, yes, those are a symbol of 
longevity. 

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They're known for their 
incredibly long lifespans. 

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This one even being a thousand 
years old is still relatively 

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young and in the grand scheme of
things as as will come to learn 

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later on in this lesson. 
But that's why it's popular 

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among older people. 
It's it's it's thought to bring 

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you know a sense of security 
that you know you're going to 

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have a long and healthy life. 
Oh, I don't know. 

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That, at least, at least their 
tails. 

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Anyways. 
If you can just get your hands 

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on the tail, you don't 
necessarily need the rest of the

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Wartortle. 
That's pretty gruesome. 

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Are you trying to tell me that 
people frequently hunt were 

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turtles for their tails to bring
them long to? 

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I am not, I'm not saying 
anything. 

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I just want to remind you how 
pricey tuition is and, you know,

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just saying, maybe they are you 
actually advocating for me to 

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cut off your own work turtle's 
tail? 

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No, I would never do that. 
But, you know, if you go to some

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nearby lakes or freshwater 
ponds, You might be able to 

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locate some award total of your 
own that you can raise and love 

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as a symbol of your own 
longevity, in this world of 

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Pokémon. 
Hello everybody, welcome back. 

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Let's play the music again. 
Shall we get into the real meets

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the the body of the lesson here?
Yeah, you know he's let's keep 

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the body. 
Alright. 

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So dying, you guys know the 
drill. 

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We always talk about a Pokemon 
by looking at It's Pokedex 

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entries from each region. 
So let's start where we always 

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start in the wonderful. 
Beautiful. 

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Sunny. 
Kanto region. 

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Hey, oh, that's where we are. 
That is where that, that is 

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canonically. 
Where we are. 

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Yes, yes, often hides in water 
to stock unwary. 

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Pray for swimming fast. 
It moves its ears to maintain 

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balance. 
Now, you're thinking what to mr.

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Professor. 
Jacob, you must have read that 

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incorrectly. 
No, that's, that's the Pokedex 

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entry. 
Let me just read it again. 

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All right. 
Please, for some reason, the 

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Kanto region, they just, they 
hate giving any kind of, you 

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know, nouns because this is the 
way this sentence. 

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The story, the sentence star 
starts often hides in water to 

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stock unwary pray. 
Now, we all know that you're 

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talking about Wartortle, but 
like, if that sentence was just 

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like anywhere, like you, have 
you have not it signified, what 

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you're talking about, whatever 
that's good. 

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Ematic. 
It's still conveys. 

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The you think you're being 
nitpicky? 

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Come on. 
Oak knows what he's talking. 

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Okay, I would definitely think 
you're talking about a Meryl. 

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Those things are evil. 
What do you have against 

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Merrill's? 
You kill them drums. 

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Those cool. 
I don't have, like a fucking 

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fetish with drowning while I try
to drown them but they keep 

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popping back up. 
Just tapes, their gills, shut. 

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They don't have gills. 
Okay, well I don't know that. 

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I'm the kid, you're the fucking 
teacher? 

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So tell me, I'm trying. 
All right, so I'm just gonna fix

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this sentence here Wartortle 
often. 

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Well, excuse me, Wartortle 
sounds like somebody else's 

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turning 11 to work hard often, 
hides, and wire to stock unwary.

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Pray for swimming. 
Fast comma, it moves, its ears 

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to maintain balance. 
Alright, so that's how it swims 

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fast is what? 
That's your son's trying to say,

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moving on, right when tapped. 
I'm sorry. 

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Oh wow. 
Wow, I'm I told you they're 

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interested in the Wartortle 
holes I'm telling you, I'm 

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telling you when tapped like a 
maple tree. 

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This Pokemon will pull it in its
head but its tail will stick out

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a little bit. 
I don't know. 

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I don't know. 
It's not not a perfect defense. 

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Yeah, I guess I guess we're 
Turtles a little bit less 

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focused on defense than say his 
his other evolutionary forms. 

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God is poor thing. 
He's just used for his holes and

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tail. 
That's it. 

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All right. 
Its tail is covered with a rich 

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fur. 
It's now this is actually really

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interesting. 
So, pay attention. 

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Okay, it's the words. 
Hey, here's your outside. 

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Holy shit. 
Yeah, it's really fat, you know,

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you know, fat pitch. 
He's never make it far, hold on 

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Susan Atkins about to run 
physique or man boy. 

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You just learned a valuable 
lesson about the life cycle of 

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and the food chain of Pokemon, 
the lies, and what every, so 

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graphic to pitch. 
He just got his head ripped off.

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Fuck, that's gross. 
This is, this is the life and 

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death. 
How it's amazing. 

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It's amazing that we could hear 
its head, get a rook getting 

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ripped off. 
All the way from in here. 

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I know it's amazing that we can 
actually hear it. 

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It sounds gonna be my dreams for
weeks. 

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Okay, continue. 
Please Focus. 

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We have a lot of Pokedex entries
that get sorry. 

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I just feel nauseous. 
Go ahead, please. 

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As I was saying, its tail is 
covered with a rich. 

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Fur, its stores are in the fur 
before. 

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It's what extended Dives under 
water. 

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Buoyancy know for, for 
breathing, it's going to breathe

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the air. 
That's because it breathes, 

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oxygen, not underwater, doesn't 
have gills. 

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So basically going to do well in
this quiz what you're telling me

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Me as long as it sounds. 
Like, you don't understand it 

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right away, but it was long as 
you understand it after I 

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explained it to, you will see. 
All right. 

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Moving on to the Johto region, 
is recognized as a symbol of 

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Longevity. 
If its shell has algae on it, 

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that Wartortle is very old, 
nice. 

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It cleverly controls its furry 
ears and tail to maintain its 

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balance while swimming. 
Hmm, it's long, fairy tale. 

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As a sign of longevity, making 
it quite popular. 

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Among older people. 
So like they're talking about 

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the whole Wartortle not just the
tail, that's good. 

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Okay. 
Well, if I'm looking into this 

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pokedex entry, it's literally 
says it's long furry. 

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Tail is a symbol of longevity, 
making it quite popular among 

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old people. 
Now, there's a lot of it in a 

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turtle, not the tail, I think, 
is what we, I mean, I don't 

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know. 
I wish I wish I was the person 

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who wrote this so I wouldn't 
know. 

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But unfortunately, I did not 
write it. 

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Yeah. 
Okay. 

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Moving on to the Hoenn region 
its tail is large and covered 

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with a rich thick fur. 
The tail becomes increasingly 

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deeper in color, as Wartortle 
ages the scratches on its shell 

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are evidence of this Pokemons 
toughness as a battler. 

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Nice. 
There's another entry here, but 

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it's like it's literally the 
same thing. 

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They do this a lot in the Hoenn 
region. 

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They kind of like change the the
wording a little bit. 

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I'm just gonna read it. 
It's large tail as cover for the

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rich, thick, fur, that deepens 
and color with age. 

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The scratches on its tail are 
evidence of this Pokemons 

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toughness and battle. 
So literally the same thing that

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we just said but like wording 
and slightly different, I don't 

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know why the Hoenn region does 
that they're they're they're 

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weird folk over there. 
Ya gotta freaks. 

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This Pokemon is very popular as 
a pet. 

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It's for covered tail is a 
symbol of its longevity. 

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Alright, so again, that's new 
again, it's just the fur-covered

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tail. 
That's a symbol of longevity. 

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Not the whole Pokemon, right? 
But like, that's why people get 

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more turtles because they want 
the symbol of longevity. 

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That's not saying that they 
actually like I'm sure Team 

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Rocket is done it before, but 
like I'm out, of course, the 

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things Team Rocket has to manage
lists the things people do in. 

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Dude of immortality. 
That's right. 

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We've all been there, right? 
No I yeah, I stole somebody's 

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you're right. 
I stole somebody's gang our 

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gummies the other day at school.
I know all about the morality 

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are those the chewable ones? 
They are chewable. 

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Do I love that? 
Wait. 

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You said immortality? 
Not immorality? 

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Oh sorry. 
All right, morality. 

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Get your ears checked. 
But I've been missed hearing a 

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lot of things. 
But, look, I've done some shady 

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stuff in school to I stole 
those. 

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Gummy's a stole. 
Another kid's sneakers and threw

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him into a Beedrill Hive. 
I mean like, hey cheese. 

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Yeah. 
Oh yeah. 

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First of all, that's horribly 
dangerous. 

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Second of all. 
Damn, dude, you're pretty 

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strong. 
Those lives are pretty are 

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pretty high up there. 
What can I say? 

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I am a very buff. 10 year old 
boy. 

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How old are you again 1010? 
Hit puberty when I was six, so 

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that's why I like this. 
You lived a rough life. 

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I've seen a lot and he's alive 
shit. 

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Okay, let's move on to the 
center region, which will be the

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last one that we read because 
again again, the Kalos solola 

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gal are and you know region all 
just repeat things from from the

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Kanto Helens in a region but 
righto and Johto region. 

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But you know what? 
They'll come a time where they 

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provide valuable information for
us, just not right now and I 

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probably for the Pokémon that 
were discovered in those 

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regions. 
It's not that they're not 

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important Pokemon, let me tell 
you weird, all right? 

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So the Centre region only has 
one It is said to live now pay 

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attention to this and make sure 
you write this down. 

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I'm trying, it is ran it down, 
professor said to live 10,000 

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years what the fuck 10,000? 
If you remember the one that I 

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showed you is only 1000 years 
old. 

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So you use which that means that
there are more Turtles out there

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that have lived long before 
humans exist. 

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Actually, I don't know, I don't 
know. 

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I'm not a fucking historian, I 
don't know when he was, I don't 

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know. 
RCS made humans, I don't know. 

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Yeah, I don't know, it's right 
but still that's all this shit. 

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And also crazy to think that 
there are Wartortle like it's 

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not, it's not as we'll talk 
about in our next lesson. 

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Blastoise, that's a symbol of 
longevity, it's Wartortle. 

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We need to separate our thinking
from a squirtle is just a baby 

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Blastoise because that's not the
case. 

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I'm sure there are Squirtle out 
there that live their entire 

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lives. 
The Squirtle because there's 

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clearly were turtles that live 
their entire lives as War Two. 

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Turtles, right, exactly, right. 
It's just it's just interesting 

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to think about, alright? 
Anyways, it also goes on to say 

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it's furry tail as popular as a 
symbol of longevity. 

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Once again, the furry tail, not 
the word total itself, right? 

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Pretty sure you said that least.
Once I want maybe three times, 

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maybe maybe in almost every 
single Pokedex, and maybe it's 

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possible. 
He's counting. 

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All right. 
Let's move on to the unique 

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Pokedex entries. 
Coming to us again from 

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Asheville, do that, and it's 
right next to you, Nova. 

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All right, so ashes Pokedex 
tells us that Wartortle is the 

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turtle Pokémon. 
It's the evolved form of 

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Squirtle, it's long, Furry 
Tails, the symbol of its age and

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wisdom. 
So not only is it a symbol of 

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its age but also its wisdom 
which is interesting. 

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I don't know how you can tell 
the how, how Y is a squirtle is 

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for a were total is from its 
tail but I don't know either. 

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How do you measure Were turtles 
wisdom, I don't know. 

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You asked it a series of 
riddles, you know, more turtles 

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live under bridges. 
And just answer my riddles all 

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day. 
Come on, you know, that wives 

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tale. 
I knew about this Wartortle, 

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only tells the truth and this 
Wartortle only tells lies, okay?

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So ashes. 
Another pokedex entry here. 

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Don't know why he has to, who 
keeps giving this boy. 

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From Pokedex has kids an idiot. 
Can't even beat the Kanto League

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or the sorry, the Indigo leave. 
Excuse me, kids, an idiot. 

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00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,600
Why you giving them a pokedex? 
Oh, come on. 

399
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It's a dummy. 
Okay, so this one starts off the

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exact same way. 
It says War. 

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Turtle, the turtle Pokemon the 
evolved form of Squirtle, highly

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sought-after Pokemon because 
it's long fur. 

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Covered tail is said to bring 
good luck. 

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00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,700
Now, that's not something that 
we've heard before. 

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Whoa, for, that's a symbol of 
longevity, but not necessarily 

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that brings good luck. 
Oh, good luck as well, damn. 

407
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,700
Yeah, Dude, if you want good 
luck, just get a war turtle's 

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tail. 
Yeah. 

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00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,900
Well Cheryl doesn't need to be 
included guard. 

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00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,700
Hey, stop encouraging. 
Eviscerating were turtles, 

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00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,000
please. 
I think we need to set a better 

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example for their fellow 
students. 

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That might be listening 
remotely. 

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00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:54,600
Okay, fine. 
The explicit disclaimer, do not 

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hunt down Ward hurdles and cut 
off their tails, right? 

416
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:02,000
Well them, two old women as 
necklaces, right? 

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Do that, they're very even It's 
exceedingly easy to cut off the 

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tail and then continue to braid.
It know what ends? 

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Okay, go, go. 
Very nice necklace. 

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I still think that's a little 
keychain. 

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I don't couraging do that. 
That's bad. 

422
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,800
Do the thing. 
All right, we have a pokedex 

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entry here from Don who I don't 
know who the fuck that is. 

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Is it saying that it's like the 
Brand New Day Has a pokedex 

425
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,200
entry is weird, who would name 
their child Dawn? 

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His Pokedex says, It'll the John
is a woman. 

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00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:42,300
I will tell you who Don is. 
I do donna girl, really? 

428
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:44,100
Yeah, she's native to the ocean 
or region. 

429
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,800
My cousin knows her. 
Yeah, it's your yeah, I'm sure. 

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Is she your girlfriend to know? 
Is your? 

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00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:53,300
Is that your girlfriend from 
this innervation you keep 

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00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:56,600
telling us about no, that's 
Melissa. 

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Really she is, I promise, she's 
real, I promise, I promise you. 

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He telling you, you're gonna 
bring in the letter that she 

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wrote, but I still I have yet to
see it. 

436
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,500
Yeah, I'm trying to learn how to
write. 

437
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,100
I mean, she's going to get it to
me eventually. 

438
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:13,100
Yeah. 
Let's let's read what Don's 

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pokedex entry, says, War Turtle,
the turtle Pokémon and the 

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evolved form of Squirtle. 
So you see it's almost exactly 

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the same except they've combined
those two sentences really 

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going, really, this really nice 
tune it up there. 

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It's furry tail is very popular 
as a symbol of long life, okay. 

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And now you guys know the final 
thing I read Is an unsourced 

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uncredited article that I found 
someone as every great Professor

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does please continue? 
Yep. 

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This one, I did find laying on a
bench in the park and I think I 

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greatly appreciate it was a 
little bit of piss on it, but 

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that's okay. 
That's right. 

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00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:57,200
Who's well, we just won't say, 
Birch Wartortle is a bipedal 

451
00:23:57,300 --> 00:24:01,100
indigo Pokemon. 
It has brown eyes, a dark blue 

452
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:04,900
streak on each cheek. 
Oh yeah, it does doesn't Like 

453
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,400
little, but it's like it's 
Flushing. 

454
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,300
Cubans to shirt. 
And what I just said, he's 

455
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:12,100
interrupting me. 
Maybe the fuck is interrupting 

456
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:13,300
me right now. 
It's so they're cute. 

457
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:14,000
That's it. 
I'm sorry. 

458
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:14,800
I apologize. 
Good. 

459
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,100
Please continue. 
I swear. 

460
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,500
You are on a razor jet Razor's 
Edge right now. 

461
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,200
It's right. 
Just tell me and I'll switch him

462
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,000
just give the word Professor so 
it's tempting. 

463
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,500
It's time you want I'll be good.
I watching distance, I won't 

464
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,100
interrupt anymore. 
I promise. 

465
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,900
All right. 
Has two sharp teeth protruding 

466
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:37,000
from its upper jaw. 
It has three clawed fingers, and

467
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,900
pointed toes. 
On each side of its head are 

468
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:42,700
feather-like ears, covered in 
pale, blue fur, a brown shell 

469
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:45,900
with a pale, yellow, Underside 
and cases its body, a thick 

470
00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:48,800
white rim separates the upper 
and lower halves of the shell 

471
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:53,300
and older Wartortle may have 
scars and algae growing on its 

472
00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:55,900
shell poking. 
Out of the bottom of the shell 

473
00:24:55,900 --> 00:25:00,200
is a thick wavy tail. 
That also has light blue fur and

474
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,000
cannot be fully withdrawn into 
its shell. 

475
00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,900
Its tail fur will darken with 
age. 

476
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:08,500
Its tail is a popular symbol of 
longevity and good luck making 

477
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,900
this Pokemon popular with the 
elderly its tail. 

478
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:16,200
Anyways because on to say that 
because of because they are 

479
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,500
larger than Squirtle and have 
longer shell Wartortle have a 

480
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:22,500
more difficult time walking on 
land and keeping their balance 

481
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,100
and water. 
Now, we haven't seen any Pokedex

482
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:25,000
entries. 
I'd say that. 

483
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:29,300
So I'm curious to see what the 
actual, how true that is. 

484
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:32,400
But whatever to maintain balance
while swimming. 

485
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:36,300
High speeds were total moves. 
It's very ill ears and tears. 

486
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:38,800
Oh my God. 
I'm sorry what? 

487
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,600
I'm sorry. 
I had a brief little stroke 

488
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:44,400
there for a second Wartortle 
moves, its furry ears and tail 

489
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,500
as big as writers and thank you,
thank you. 

490
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,400
And balancing rods are can be 
stored and it's fur for extended

491
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,500
underwater diving it hides in 
the water when hunting and 

492
00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:58,300
emerges to surprise its prey has
been shown that warthog can be 

493
00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,800
found living in colonies on 
Islands but it's preferred 

494
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,200
habitat seems to be Freshwater 
ponds and lakes. 

495
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:09,100
All right. 
So that is the full our full 

496
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,100
understanding of the biology of 
Wartortle. 

497
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,800
At the moment. 
Actually has very guess. 

498
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,800
Have any questions you would 
like to ask me? 

499
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:19,200
I did, I don't ya? 
Did I hear you say that? 

500
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,700
It cannot retract. 
How this questions that starts 

501
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,300
what I don't like. 
How this question starts? 

502
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:26,700
I hate being. 
I hate being accused of 

503
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:29,800
something. 
I've just, I just trying to 

504
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,100
clarify. 
Did you or did you not say it? 

505
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:34,200
Can. 
Cannot retract its head inside 

506
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,300
of its body. 
No incorrect. 

507
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,200
Next question. 
That's it. 

508
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:44,400
What I said was it can't and it 
can retract its head, but a 

509
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,400
little bit of the tail, as 
poking out. 

510
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,900
Oh gosh, okay, gotcha, gotcha, 
gotcha. 

511
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:51,000
Fully retract its head but not 
stale. 

512
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:53,100
Just enough for you to kind of 
cut a little bit. 

513
00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:55,700
There must a little Snippets. 
No, no, no, no. 

514
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,100
We shouldn't hurt. 
The bring us right there with 

515
00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:57,900
you. 
You won't even have to the 

516
00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:01,500
Snipping yourself. 
Oh my God, but that's like, if 

517
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:04,200
you want to do something against
the law, that's which I'm 

518
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:08,200
obviously not advocating for. 
I noticed while you have really 

519
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,400
ever be able to afford some of 
your office supplies Professor, 

520
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:16,900
anybody ready for the quiz? 
Yes, Professor. 

521
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,000
Yes, I'm Mia. 
I just go. 

522
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,700
Oh, I'm ready, I'm ready. 
Yes, let's do the quiz please. 

523
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,100
Alright, excellent. 
Now II really whipped up a 

524
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:26,200
Humdinger for you guys today. 
So, I hope you guys are taking 

525
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,000
for accurate. 
Sorry, which book, which Pokemon

526
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,100
is that a Humdinger? 
Always always I'm on my sixth. 

527
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:32,700
What's up, nigger? 
Is that a rock-type? 

528
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:37,300
It's what I'm about to do to 
you, if you don't Don't listen 

529
00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:38,800
up. 
All right. 

530
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,700
My mom thinks that she got one 
of those from you when you did a

531
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,200
private lesson. 
She says what she couldn't walk 

532
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,000
for three days. 
Jesus. 

533
00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:49,300
Yes, yes Corbin. 
We know the professor privately 

534
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:52,700
to do as your mother even though
he won't privately tutor me and 

535
00:27:52,700 --> 00:28:01,700
I don't know. 
But I don't want to talk about 

536
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:02,900
anymore because it makes me 
upset. 

537
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:05,400
I know we're cutting into my 
favorite time of the lesson, 

538
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,000
which is the quiz. 
Okay, let's continue please. 

539
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,800
All right. 
So do you guys all have your 

540
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,300
pencils and pens and your wrote 
um laptops out. 

541
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,600
Got my robobird, Tom laptop, 
let's go, let's rock it right. 

542
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:21,500
Question number one, a war 
turtle's tail is a symbol of its

543
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:25,400
longevity but how can you know 
the age of a Wartortle? 

544
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:31,100
Just by looking at its tail, 
don't don't speak out loud. 

545
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:34,400
It's we've this is the 8th time 
that we've done this. 

546
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,100
Let's see it. 
Send it to me in a private 

547
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:41,700
message. 
I am trying to, I'm just trying 

548
00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:43,500
to think. 
So what does it again? 

549
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:47,900
How can you tell its age? 
Yes, there is you can tell the 

550
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:50,000
age of a Wartortle by looking at
stale. 

551
00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:55,500
How do you do that at that? 
Have i stumped both of you 

552
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:59,400
already. 
My goodness. 

553
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,500
I'm II. 
Don't know man. 

554
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,000
I'm not as confident about this 
one. 

555
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,200
I'll be honest with you. 
Wow. 

556
00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,800
All right. 
My professors and your professor

557
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,800
is in is it? 
I am resurrected. 

558
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:14,000
I've been here for over half an 
hour. 

559
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,800
My professor is an answer 
please. 

560
00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:19,100
Okay. 
All right. 

561
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:24,100
So Corvin answered with the 
number of swirls in its tail 

562
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,400
like it smells like he's 
looking. 

563
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:30,600
Yeah sure yeah and mr. 
Curtis responded with the tail 

564
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:34,600
gets the tail gets nice darker 
with age. 

565
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,500
Oh, fuck. 
That's what it was, haha. 

566
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,700
Yeah, I completely forgot. 
Yeah. 

567
00:29:40,700 --> 00:29:42,500
So it was my bad. 
All right. 

568
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:45,600
So I saw you see you've, you 
understand what's happened here?

569
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:49,000
So yes, its tail gets darker 
with age. 

570
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,900
Right got more swirls in it. 
Good try, good try. 

571
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,900
So it's not it's not looking 
good. 

572
00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:57,900
That was not the hardest 
question. 

573
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,400
Oh oh great. 
Oh boy, here we go. 

574
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,800
I'm so ready. 
Okay, question number two name 

575
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,900
two. 
Uses of were turtles War. 

576
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:11,700
Turtles forever. 
You mentioned, two different 

577
00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:16,900
uses not not symbols, but actual
uses of its tail ain't just for 

578
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,100
show its tail or if it's fur 
sailor. 

579
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:22,800
Sorry, it's fur, its fur 
included. 

580
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,200
See, this is what happens. 
This is what happens when you 

581
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,800
goof around too much and I'm 
sorry, I have been traumatized 

582
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,900
by that fucking Pidgey to got 
his head ripped off. 

583
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:40,600
I am just like, holy shit, feel 
free to answer a home to if if 

584
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,900
you know it. 
Yes. 

585
00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:46,200
Well, who obviously we have to 
read your answers later but 

586
00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:48,600
yeah. 
Just you send it to the send it 

587
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,700
to me and I'm sure I will. 
I'll get it and I'll read it and

588
00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:55,400
I'll be very interested. 
Iced, I haven't gotten a single 

589
00:30:55,400 --> 00:31:01,000
answer. 
There's we mentioned to, I said 

590
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,700
it multiple times, but both of 
them are. 

591
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:07,500
Oh man, me and Curtis are 
struggling today. 

592
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:09,500
Wow, mr. 
Curtis mr. 

593
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,900
Curtis excuse mr. 
Curtis. 

594
00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:14,200
Thank you kill her but I'm 
hearing that mr. 

595
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,400
After I took this test every 
time I don't remember. 

596
00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:23,600
I've been so there's been so 
many pitches outside in the one.

597
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,700
I gotta tell ya, he's made one. 
And now there's zero. 

598
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,400
There was okay for the angle 
that I'm sitting. 

599
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:32,400
There was like, 10 more East you
didn't see telling you. 

600
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,700
All right, so we have, we have 
an answer here for mr. 

601
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:38,000
Corbin or Corvette has I'm gonna
say, right? 

602
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,700
Mister, I was gonna say, right 
now, it's wrong, at least part 

603
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:43,700
of it. 
Oh, so the two years is that 

604
00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:47,700
Corbin provided worse to 
streamline swimming and contain 

605
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,300
Heat. 
Yeah. 

606
00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:51,800
Yeah. 
Just a stick and you're gonna 

607
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,200
stick with that answer. 
Yeah. 

608
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,000
Curtis mr. 
Curtis responded. 

609
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,400
With, they can blow it up. 
Like a balloon with air to 

610
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,900
breathe long time. 
They also use it to balance, 

611
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,800
true. 
Yeah, you know what? 

612
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,500
I'm gonna give that you. 
You are correct. 

613
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:10,200
They do use it to balance 
because they aren't as good as 

614
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,200
walking on land as squirrels 
are, although, that was from the

615
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,400
unsourced, undocumented article 
that I read. 

616
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:20,100
So, I wouldn't necessarily That 
a solid answer. 

617
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:25,700
The real answer is they contain 
they put oxygen or air in it 

618
00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:27,700
when they go on deep, Dives? 
Okay. 

619
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,800
And they also use it to help 
them swim. 

620
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,500
So Corbin, you got to half, 
right? 

621
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,100
I got half right? 
Yeah, mr. 

622
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:37,100
Curtis, I'm Gonna Give You full 
points because I did. 

623
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:41,100
Oh, I did mention that, that it 
does is used for balance, and 

624
00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,800
nice. 
Thank you, president mr. 

625
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,100
Curtis, thank you for calling 
sir. 

626
00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:48,800
You have once again, Exceeded my
exhale. 

627
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,900
Wow, I guess I'm passing his 
test. 

628
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:54,200
Oh, he's testing. 
You always pass my test. 

629
00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:56,000
I was wondering, great. 
Well, you had a notebook out the

630
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,600
whole time. 
You're grading him on him 

631
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,600
grading you? 
She's how am I doing? 

632
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,200
I'm scared to look. 
No please Professor. 

633
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,200
You would you would never score 
below 100 in my class. 

634
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:10,300
Yes ask kiss-ass. 
Oh shit. 

635
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,700
What you know I was about to say
that the camaraderie and this 

636
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:17,000
class is really elevated since 
the beginning but you know what 

637
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,300
those Few few comments, it kind 
of really shot it. 

638
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:22,600
Right back down to the ground. 
So congratulations. 

639
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,900
I think things have gotten 
better. 

640
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,500
I don't want to kill him as much
as I used to. 

641
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:29,700
I do question number three. 
Now this one. 

642
00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:33,500
Okay, this one is a two parter. 
Yeah, really listen. 

643
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:37,100
All right, so it's ok, the 
drink, but you need to fill in 

644
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:41,000
the blank twice. 
Okay, and correctly. 

645
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,800
Okay. 
Yes. 

646
00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:45,700
If you want the points. 
Yes, okay. 

647
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:48,900
Okay, so works. 
So Number three, you can tell a 

648
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:53,700
Wartortle is blank if its shell 
is covered in blank. 

649
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,200
Now, so there's two points that 
need to fill in and there's two 

650
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,700
different. 
Yeah, two different ways to fill

651
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:01,600
out this sentence so I would 
like I'm going. 

652
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,000
I'm going to need for answers 
here. 

653
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:08,500
Whoa, no. 
Okay. 

654
00:34:08,699 --> 00:34:13,000
It's two things is composed of 
four answers? 

655
00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:17,600
It's not I mean descent into her
again so you're saying You're 

656
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,400
creating two sentences by 
filling it. 

657
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,199
Got it so hard to explain. 
I'm just gonna read again. 

658
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,400
You can tell a Wartortle is 
blank if its shell is covered in

659
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,300
blank. 
There's two different ways you 

660
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,800
can write this sentence and it 
be correct. 

661
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,100
I would like you to do both. 
All right, I think I got it. 

662
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:37,900
I'm pretty confident. 
Okay, I believe you got it. 

663
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,199
Boom sent submitted. 
You gave me one answer Corbin, 

664
00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:45,800
please give me another, you 
know, that's literally the first

665
00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:48,300
word that I put is. 
The first part of the answer. 

666
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:50,600
Yes, you could tell her we're 
not in that way. 

667
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:54,000
It's one sentence but there's 
two sentences say it again. 

668
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,800
I told you that he got. 
Humdinger. 

669
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,800
God can tell bigger. 
We're turtle is blank if it's 

670
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,800
shell first word, I put yes, but
there's, there's two answers for

671
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,300
that one. 
Blank was what I'm trying to 

672
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:10,700
say. 
I got it. 

673
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:13,400
What the fuck? 
That stupid, not have to put 

674
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,900
both, why not? 
Just one of them as long as you 

675
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:16,000
put one of them, you get it 
right? 

676
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,400
That's how it works. 
Yeah, but What if you want full 

677
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,300
points you need to get, you need
to complete this sentence. 

678
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:23,600
Two x. 
Okay. 

679
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,000
So just another word for the 
one. 

680
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,900
I put two now. 
Now I'm going to talk. 

681
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,900
There's you can tell, you can 
tell two different things by 

682
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:34,000
looking at a wart oh oh oh oh. 
Oh my God. 

683
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,000
Damn, I'm out. 
I got it. 

684
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,900
I got it at home. 
Like scream pressure, Professor.

685
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:42,300
I know what it is exactly what 
you were asking. 

686
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,200
I got it. 
I got it. 

687
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,400
I got it. 
I got it. 

688
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,100
I actually got this. 
No perfect. 

689
00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:51,300
Fact that I got this I have I 
have more white hairs every day.

690
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:55,400
Just just trying to teach this 
class hey you should consider 

691
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,200
getting a work Turtle. 
Then if that's the case, I heard

692
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,100
they have a longevity who well I
just need the tail, right? 

693
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,500
No get the whole thing. 
Please don't cut it off. 

694
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:08,800
Okay. 
All right, so nope I got it. 

695
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,200
Let's do this. 
Alright so I'm going to read the

696
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,800
sentence and I'm gonna put your 
blanks in here. 

697
00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:16,600
All right. 
Okay, let's hear it. 

698
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:23,000
You can tell a Wartortle is old,
if its shell is covered in 

699
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
algae. 
Yes, that's exactly correct. 

700
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,100
Yes Robin. 
Yeah. 

701
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:29,500
You're well on your way. 
Yeah, I hear they're falls apart

702
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:33,600
a little bit. 
You can tell a Wartortle is 

703
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:42,800
combat experience. 
I'm very experienced in combat. 

704
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:48,300
Let me edit my answer now. 
Headed in what Anytime. 

705
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,200
Oh my God, that's fine. 
No, I'm Gonna Give You full 

706
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,600
marks. 
All right, let me just finish. 

707
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,700
All right, English is not my 
native language. 

708
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:57,700
You can tell, you can tell a 
Wars hurdle is combat 

709
00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:00,800
experience. 
If its shell is covered in 

710
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:03,700
scratches and cuts. 
Yes, I'm Gonna Give You full 

711
00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:06,300
points for that one. 
All right, yes. 

712
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,700
Very good. 
Very good Corbin. 

713
00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:09,600
Thank you. 
All right, that sound. 

714
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,500
That would that answer was 
perfectly worded. 

715
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:13,300
I have no idea what you're 
talking things. 

716
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:18,200
He's always saying that because 
his worst Oh gosh. 

717
00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:20,600
Let's hear it. 
Let's hear it. 

718
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,700
All right, it's first of his 
first one is fine. 

719
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,400
You can tell a Wartortle is old 
boy. 

720
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:29,200
If it's show is covered in algae
grouchy. 

721
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,800
Boy, you're going to use the 
second. 

722
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:38,700
One can tell a Wartortle is 
scratched up if its shell is 

723
00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:41,900
covered in. 
Tough boy and paddle tough. 

724
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,700
You mix it backwards. 
You fucking get it. 

725
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:48,300
I swapped my I swap my my 
spaces. 

726
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,800
I thought you were gonna say you
can tell it's scratched up. 

727
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:57,600
If it's covered in scratch, you 
can tell from my spaces but the 

728
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,500
the answer is there. 
You can tell a war turtle is 

729
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:03,000
shell if its shell is covered in
Shell. 

730
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,200
Very good. 
Oh my God, so we both got it. 

731
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:13,200
I'm tempted to not give it to 
Curtis might die. 

732
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,300
Don't don't. 
Don't. 

733
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:16,300
His heart was in the right 
place, though. 

734
00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:20,900
So full mark, it usually is 
Today, but we can four points 

735
00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:22,400
for the whole marks. 
All right. 

736
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,700
Question number four, last 
question of the quiz, okay? 

737
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:29,700
How long are were turtles 
rumored to live? 

738
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:36,100
I need a number here. 
I told you guys to write this 

739
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:38,600
number down. 
I did. 

740
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,400
I wrote it down. 
All right. 

741
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,400
We have an answer from. 
Yep, I wrote it on the inside of

742
00:38:44,408 --> 00:38:48,200
my water bottle you and, but you
put that away, right? 

743
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,000
You're not looking at it at the 
moment. 

744
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:51,300
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

745
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:55,100
Put that away. 
I'm honestly scared to see what 

746
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,600
mr. 
Curtis answers. 

747
00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:00,000
It's just a number. 
You don't need to put any kind 

748
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,700
of crazy words, all I need is 
the number and that's all we 

749
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:08,100
need a number, please. 
This the students at home, the 

750
00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:10,500
other fellow students at home 
are waiting with bated breath. 

751
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:15,100
We got to end this lesson, okay,
so korma answered ten thousand 

752
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:19,800
years, correct? 
Money and the club Curtis 

753
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:24,000
answered well. 
So that's 10. 

754
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:29,100
And then a comma, that's a inch 
right? 

755
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:36,700
10 inches, 0000, sure fee. 
Oh yeah, and ' he's putting ' oh

756
00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:42,900
God 10,000 long, give it to give
it to me, not him 10,000 years. 

757
00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:45,100
All right, well he says 
definitely to, he says he meant 

758
00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:47,500
to put 10,000 years so full 
marks Boomer. 

759
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:50,600
Again, my God. 
All right, it definitely is 

760
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,000
10,000. 
I have no idea what you're 

761
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,200
talking about. 
Well, you know, I'm not, we have

762
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,900
no idea what you're talking 
about young, man. 

763
00:39:57,500 --> 00:40:00,900
Yeah, this is, this is not great
for our students at home. 

764
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,100
So, all right, so let's move on 
here. 

765
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:07,200
That was the last question. 
Let me go ahead and Talk Amongst

766
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,100
yourselves. 
What I tally up points. 

767
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:10,900
Hey Curtis, did you see that 
pitch? 

768
00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:12,100
You get his fucking head ripped 
off. 

769
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,400
That was the same. 
My gosh, it was ridiculous. 

770
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,300
And if you saw it or not, but 
that was just a second, just 

771
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:19,900
went in and like, Like, I'm 
pretty sure like I Wendy I can't

772
00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:23,100
end the initial grab with the B.
It's I literally fucking popped 

773
00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:25,900
out of its head and it to blood 
spatter on the wall. 

774
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,800
I'm gonna have to go down and 
scrub that down. 

775
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,400
Then we're gonna have to get, 
you have to get something you 

776
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,000
either have gotten the ladder. 
We're gonna have to hire some 

777
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,200
tall-ass Pokemon or something. 
They can jump or clean to a wall

778
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,900
like a tricot or something. 
That could work down. 

779
00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:40,700
The work with me because this or
spray water, or spray water. 

780
00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:43,100
That could work too well. 
I suppose, I'll be wanting if 

781
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:45,500
only we had a good Squirtle. 
If only we had a good Squirtle 

782
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,200
but you killed it because you're
an idiot. 

783
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,300
We didn't talk. 
About that. 

784
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,900
What happened? 
Well to talk about? 

785
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,300
Okay? 
All right, enough enough is very

786
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:54,300
sanogo, the investigation, I'm 
sorry, he signed an NDA, you 

787
00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:57,900
can't talk about it, okay, Jenny
already taught me, I can't stop 

788
00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:59,800
talking mr. 
Curtis again, coming in, with a 

789
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:05,000
full marks, 100% Corbin, you got
a 66% here. 

790
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Alright, so if you could just I 
need you to listen a little bit 

791
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,600
better during the last trying. 
I'm just don't be distracted by 

792
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,900
all like, look, if you, if you 
get distracted by every pitch, 

793
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:18,900
he that gets brutally murdered 
by An Ekans you're never going 

794
00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:20,600
to learn any outside her 
classroom window? 

795
00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:25,800
Well yeah, I guess that's true. 
Sure, I'm just using distracted.

796
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,300
I love looking at the 
environment outside, I'm ready 

797
00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:29,700
to learn and sometimes I feel 
like her classes and do it for 

798
00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:32,100
me, so I have to look outside 
and wow, learn on my own. 

799
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:34,900
How wow, you know what? 
I could use a little pick-me-up 

800
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:37,900
so I'm sure we all had fun 
today, learning about Wartortle.

801
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:40,700
Can you guys tell me what was 
your favorite part of today's 

802
00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:42,700
lesson, was your favorite thing 
that you learn today? 

803
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,000
I learned that s can climb trees
very about Wartortle. 

804
00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:52,900
I learned that we're Turtle. 
Actually has mobility of its 

805
00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:55,100
ears and can use it to swim. 
That's pretty crazy, didn't know

806
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:57,400
that is wild. 
I love you would think that fur 

807
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:01,700
isn't conducive to fast swimming
but I guess for total, proves us

808
00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:06,700
wrong on that front denying 
physics, my favorite. 

809
00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:09,600
My favorite thing is that it 
uses its fur like a balloon and 

810
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,900
fills it up with hair to goes, 
which I want to bring up. 

811
00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:16,100
If you look at the, if you look 
at Wartortle, Can see its tail 

812
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,700
wouldn't quite reach its mouth. 
It can't reach his mouth with 

813
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:23,900
its ears either I just wonder 
how does it get that oxygen? 

814
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,000
That it's story of stale. 
I don't know. 

815
00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:29,700
We'll have to find out but it 
was always, Curtis doesn't kill 

816
00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:31,600
your new Wartortle. 
Yeah. 

817
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,200
She's you know what? 
I don't think. 

818
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,100
I don't think he's that he's 
lost his Pokemon handling 

819
00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:38,300
privileges for for a few. 
He's done. 

820
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:43,800
He's done only for a few weeks, 
all right, but, you know, that 

821
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,800
was today's lesson. 
On Wartortle. 

822
00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:53,300
Now as always the trend is I ask
you guys about what our next 

823
00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:54,600
Pokemon is. 
But you know what? 

824
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,700
We've been going for so long. 
I'm just going to tell you we're

825
00:42:56,700 --> 00:43:00,700
learning about Wartortle evolved
form Blastoise veggie yeah. 

826
00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:03,200
Beauty boy, yes. 
Thank you. 

827
00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:06,000
Yeah. 
Well SOS I'm surrounded by 

828
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,900
idiots. 
God. 

829
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:12,800
All right. 
Until then if I can keep my 

830
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,800
sanity clause, Class is 
dismissed.

