Hello there. Welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and joining me, as always is the
wonderful if semi unreliable teaching assistants mr.
Curtis why? Thank you Professor.
Why? Thank you professor.
And, you know, I do apologize. I will and I do Endeavor to
strive to be the best teaching assistant.
I can be for you. Professor, listen?
I you know, hey, I'm out here rooting for you but you did.
I don't I still don't know how you did this.
You did drown my score at all. What is so pretty?
Hold on. Hold on it.
But you know, I did you thought we thought we agreed not to talk
about that and I'm sober, first of all, how do you drown a
squirrel sees? What I'm saying, how are you
employed right now by the school?
You can't do that. You can't just drown or kill a
Pokemon. And listen, it wasn't
intentional. It wasn't until so, we have
researching permits, they understand that if you Pokemon
are gonna die. Yeah.
When the name, what did you dance?
Jesus Christ Curtis. What did you do?
Also, you should know just because they are very active in
the water. Doesn't mean that Squirtles are
purely that they can breathe underwater Corbin.
Oh sorry, I should introduce our wonderful student who is here
and learn on time. As you know he's been pretty
good recently as I'm pretty happy about Corbin.
Say load. I mean, I only have to be right,
you know, fuck me. I guess the fuck me.
I did. I did just introduced Corvin mr.
Curtis so if you could Yeah yeah.
Fuck me. Right?
Actually don't I'm 10. Hey everyone, Corbin here.
Nice to meet you. It's getting kind of lonely in
class. I know, with the whole Taurus is
running around. It's good to socially distance
with the Toros pandemic, but it's getting kind of lonely
here. Just just staring at the back of
Curtis is head and the front of Jacob's face.
I just wish we had more students.
Wait, wait, wait, kind of boring.
Sorry, I rarely look at the classroom when I'm teaching.
You're sitting behind mr. Curtis I today I Usually I
don't, that's right. You see in my head and my head?
I mean I know I don't have to picture it because it's right
here in front of me as always, but in my head, you are sitting
in front where mr. Curtis was sitting off to the
side a little bit, I mean usually that's the case.
But today I feel like sitting behind Curtis because he
actually showered today so it's fine.
Normally every other episode ever every other lesson we've
had he is not shower and I've had is that I spent enough time
in the water with that Squirtle. So So I should be very clean.
What you got? What you wanted out of him, you
haven't Bayview and then you kill them.
That's not exactly how it happened.
I would love but that's fine. I'm under NDA can no longer
discuss that. Oh yeah, you'll discuss it with
Saffron City police. That's who's going to talk to
you homeboy. It's right.
It's an ongoing investigation is SCP CPD that CPD.
That's right. That's right.
Well, let's Saffron City, police handle this, you know, I always
get antsy. General is bringing very fair
lease. So right.
So let's let's move onto to the reason for the season.
Why we're here? Let's talk about our Pokémon of
the day. Now, you all know that our last
lesson was, of course, Squirtle press the rest in peace recipe.
Sweet boy, can either you follow this whole which Pokemon we're
talking about today? I'll give you a hint.
It's name is very difficult to pronounce, at least for me
piggy, Pig guy. It's it's definitely fluffy ear.
Turtle fluffy ears hurt. Yes.
That. That is the, you know, there are
some regions that that gets piggy use that name.
No, it's not. It's not a G chord.
It's it is it is Fluffy are turtle but a, we here, in the
Canta Canta region we call Wartortle Wartortle.
Yes, I knew that war portal. Now, your workouts were
definitely wants a war Turtle so you don't sound like, you know,
I don't know a person that has trouble saying ours but no
indeed its name is Wartortle. Yeah.
Curtis I give a stroke or something mortal world Steph so
you're choking sounds like you're choking on water Corbin
but it's not, it's not whorl, it's word.
Oh, thank you. Laurels a good for absolutely
Gordon. Please Gordon please.
Is it pronounced Wardle? It's Wartortle.
Everyone knows that. Well, other the only one that
doesn't know your shitty Professor.
It's Wartortle three syllables now.
Yeah, no. Yeah.
You're right. Wartortle gowtham.
So I was, I was a portal. I was right to begin with God, I
should teach this fucking class again.
Jesus, you know. I hate fucking take a stab at It
Corbin. Let's see.
Let's see.
Show us. Show us your Wartortle, huh?
You got, you got one to bring one here on the class today.
I'm not. I don't, I'm not a license that
you did, so maybe you should not a licensed Pokemon trainer yet.
I have to complete the entire course before.
They, let me out, or at least, that's what my mom said.
Yes, before, where we let you out, or they let you out on,
really, let me out on my own Drinker.
Release. That is rough on the bank,
because our tuition here is not cheap, but your mom, pays it in
full. Yeah, she keeps telling me that,
I don't know what that means. So I, I do have a Wartortle.
That I can show you guys watch and learn Corbin.
So here he is. Whoa, look at the mirror.
Who you got touch em every time. I'm just so excited to learn.
Can I touch it? No, you cannot.
Why, how about this tale? Can I touch his tail?
You, you can touch his tail Kurt?
What the fuck? Why can't hold on.
Why can't I touch his ears? Well, you see, you see?
So obviously you guys Noticing something right off the bat
here, right? That that word hurdles have very
fluffy and furry ears and a tail, right?
And he lets you touch his fucked that hurts.
Hi, No, don't touch the language, here Corbin.
All right, this is this is a place of learning, all right?
So if you could just not fucking say, those bad words would be
really appreciated, let me sorry.
But yes, so weird hurdles are one of their most.
Most distinguishing features that at least that distinguishes
them from their unevolved form, which is Squirtle is their furry
ear and ears and Tails. Now, can either you hurry, is it
actually furry? Is it first?
Yeah, it's fair. It's lat Lush fur.
And there are some reports that if that's why their suit so
popular with the older community.
Now I it doesn't say whether or not that you know, they like the
whole Wartortle or they just like the tail part.
But you can obviously get into pretty gruesome grounds.
Wait, what did you say? They'd like to work towards
whole until you said that? That's exactly what I said.
I'm glad you're listening, Corbin.
Make sure you write that down, okay.
All right. So people like using the work,
totals whole exactly. Do you give any earrings?
You are going to do. So great on this quiz that I
prepared for. I always do, it's the perfect
track record every time. Oh my goodness, are this
Wartortle is still here here? I should probably put him.
Back in this ball in his ball, this guy's this guy's pretty
old. Can either be guess the age of
this? This Wartortle here by Wardle.
I'll see you after class. I would say no, no no, no, of
course not. I think he's trying to either.
He's gonna kill him or he wants more Turtles holes like
apparently a lot of people. They are, they are highly sought
after they are highly sought after but almost as hot as I
sought after a Slowpoke Tails, but can either you guess like
why? Like how old this Wartortle
here? Might be, I'll give you a hand.
Look at his tail. 10. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
shoot a little high and I'm gonna say 40 he's actually in
the thousands range. He is.
He's been around for over a thousand years which this exact
one Matt Betty seen a lot of shit.
Yeah he's seen. He seen the rise and fall of
humanity within his lifetime. Now while he's literally he's
literally seen his brothers and sisters get into slaved by the
human race now. It's like that's bad.
Yes, you know, you go. Everybody knows what the
Wartortle cry is. I believe it goes something like
back in my day comedy, make here.
Let me put them back in the Pokeball.
So, yes, those are a symbol of longevity.
They're known for their incredibly long lifespans.
This one even being a thousand years old is still relatively
young and in the grand scheme of things as as will come to learn
later on in this lesson. But that's why it's popular
among older people. It's it's it's thought to bring
you know a sense of security that you know you're going to
have a long and healthy life. Oh, I don't know.
That, at least, at least their tails.
Anyways. If you can just get your hands
on the tail, you don't necessarily need the rest of the
Wartortle. That's pretty gruesome.
Are you trying to tell me that people frequently hunt were
turtles for their tails to bring them long to?
I am not, I'm not saying anything.
I just want to remind you how pricey tuition is and, you know,
just saying, maybe they are you actually advocating for me to
cut off your own work turtle's tail?
No, I would never do that. But, you know, if you go to some
nearby lakes or freshwater ponds, You might be able to
locate some award total of your own that you can raise and love
as a symbol of your own longevity, in this world of
Pokémon. Hello everybody, welcome back.
Let's play the music again. Shall we get into the real meets
the the body of the lesson here? Yeah, you know he's let's keep
the body. Alright.
So dying, you guys know the drill.
We always talk about a Pokemon by looking at It's Pokedex
entries from each region. So let's start where we always
start in the wonderful. Beautiful.
Sunny. Kanto region.
Hey, oh, that's where we are. That is where that, that is
canonically. Where we are.
Yes, yes, often hides in water to stock unwary.
Pray for swimming fast. It moves its ears to maintain
balance. Now, you're thinking what to mr.
Professor. Jacob, you must have read that
incorrectly. No, that's, that's the Pokedex
entry. Let me just read it again.
All right. Please, for some reason, the
Kanto region, they just, they hate giving any kind of, you
know, nouns because this is the way this sentence.
The story, the sentence star starts often hides in water to
stock unwary pray. Now, we all know that you're
talking about Wartortle, but like, if that sentence was just
like anywhere, like you, have you have not it signified, what
you're talking about, whatever that's good.
Ematic. It's still conveys.
The you think you're being nitpicky?
Come on. Oak knows what he's talking.
Okay, I would definitely think you're talking about a Meryl.
Those things are evil. What do you have against
Merrill's? You kill them drums.
Those cool. I don't have, like a fucking
fetish with drowning while I try to drown them but they keep
popping back up. Just tapes, their gills, shut.
They don't have gills. Okay, well I don't know that.
I'm the kid, you're the fucking teacher?
So tell me, I'm trying. All right, so I'm just gonna fix
this sentence here Wartortle often.
Well, excuse me, Wartortle sounds like somebody else's
turning 11 to work hard often, hides, and wire to stock unwary.
Pray for swimming. Fast comma, it moves, its ears
to maintain balance. Alright, so that's how it swims
fast is what? That's your son's trying to say,
moving on, right when tapped. I'm sorry.
Oh wow. Wow, I'm I told you they're
interested in the Wartortle holes I'm telling you, I'm
telling you when tapped like a maple tree.
This Pokemon will pull it in its head but its tail will stick out
a little bit. I don't know.
It's not not a perfect defense.
Yeah, I guess I guess we're Turtles a little bit less
focused on defense than say his his other evolutionary forms.
God is poor thing. He's just used for his holes and
tail. That's it.
All right. Its tail is covered with a rich
fur. It's now this is actually really
interesting. So, pay attention.
Okay, it's the words. Hey, here's your outside.
Holy shit. Yeah, it's really fat, you know,
you know, fat pitch. He's never make it far, hold on
Susan Atkins about to run physique or man boy.
You just learned a valuable lesson about the life cycle of
and the food chain of Pokemon, the lies, and what every, so
graphic to pitch. He just got his head ripped off.
Fuck, that's gross. This is, this is the life and
death. How it's amazing.
It's amazing that we could hear its head, get a rook getting
ripped off. All the way from in here.
I know it's amazing that we can actually hear it.
It sounds gonna be my dreams for weeks.
Okay, continue. Please Focus.
We have a lot of Pokedex entries that get sorry.
I just feel nauseous. Go ahead, please.
As I was saying, its tail is covered with a rich.
Fur, its stores are in the fur before.
It's what extended Dives under water.
Buoyancy know for, for breathing, it's going to breathe
the air. That's because it breathes,
oxygen, not underwater, doesn't have gills.
So basically going to do well in this quiz what you're telling me
Me as long as it sounds. Like, you don't understand it
right away, but it was long as you understand it after I
explained it to, you will see. All right.
Moving on to the Johto region, is recognized as a symbol of
Longevity. If its shell has algae on it,
that Wartortle is very old, nice.
It cleverly controls its furry ears and tail to maintain its
balance while swimming. Hmm, it's long, fairy tale.
As a sign of longevity, making it quite popular.
Among older people. So like they're talking about
the whole Wartortle not just the tail, that's good.
Okay. Well, if I'm looking into this
pokedex entry, it's literally says it's long furry.
Tail is a symbol of longevity, making it quite popular among
old people. Now, there's a lot of it in a
turtle, not the tail, I think, is what we, I mean, I don't
know. I wish I wish I was the person
who wrote this so I wouldn't know.
But unfortunately, I did not write it.
Yeah. Okay.
Moving on to the Hoenn region its tail is large and covered
with a rich thick fur. The tail becomes increasingly
deeper in color, as Wartortle ages the scratches on its shell
are evidence of this Pokemons toughness as a battler.
Nice. There's another entry here, but
it's like it's literally the same thing.
They do this a lot in the Hoenn region.
They kind of like change the the wording a little bit.
I'm just gonna read it. It's large tail as cover for the
rich, thick, fur, that deepens and color with age.
The scratches on its tail are evidence of this Pokemons
toughness and battle. So literally the same thing that
we just said but like wording and slightly different, I don't
know why the Hoenn region does that they're they're they're
weird folk over there. Ya gotta freaks.
This Pokemon is very popular as a pet.
It's for covered tail is a symbol of its longevity.
Alright, so again, that's new again, it's just the fur-covered
tail. That's a symbol of longevity.
Not the whole Pokemon, right? But like, that's why people get
more turtles because they want the symbol of longevity.
That's not saying that they actually like I'm sure Team
Rocket is done it before, but like I'm out, of course, the
things Team Rocket has to manage lists the things people do in.
Dude of immortality. That's right.
We've all been there, right? No I yeah, I stole somebody's
you're right. I stole somebody's gang our
gummies the other day at school. I know all about the morality
are those the chewable ones? They are chewable.
Do I love that? Wait.
You said immortality? Not immorality?
Oh sorry. All right, morality.
Get your ears checked. But I've been missed hearing a
lot of things. But, look, I've done some shady
stuff in school to I stole those.
Gummy's a stole. Another kid's sneakers and threw
him into a Beedrill Hive. I mean like, hey cheese.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
First of all, that's horribly dangerous.
Second of all. Damn, dude, you're pretty
strong. Those lives are pretty are
pretty high up there. What can I say?
I am a very buff. 10 year old boy.
How old are you again 1010? Hit puberty when I was six, so
that's why I like this. You lived a rough life.
I've seen a lot and he's alive shit.
Okay, let's move on to the center region, which will be the
last one that we read because again again, the Kalos solola
gal are and you know region all just repeat things from from the
Kanto Helens in a region but righto and Johto region.
But you know what? They'll come a time where they
provide valuable information for us, just not right now and I
probably for the Pokémon that were discovered in those
regions. It's not that they're not
important Pokemon, let me tell you weird, all right?
So the Centre region only has one It is said to live now pay
attention to this and make sure you write this down.
I'm trying, it is ran it down, professor said to live 10,000
years what the fuck 10,000? If you remember the one that I
showed you is only 1000 years old.
So you use which that means that there are more Turtles out there
that have lived long before humans exist.
Actually, I don't know, I don't know.
I'm not a fucking historian, I don't know when he was, I don't
know. RCS made humans, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know, it's right but still that's all this shit.
And also crazy to think that there are Wartortle like it's
not, it's not as we'll talk about in our next lesson.
Blastoise, that's a symbol of longevity, it's Wartortle.
We need to separate our thinking from a squirtle is just a baby
Blastoise because that's not the case.
I'm sure there are Squirtle out there that live their entire
lives. The Squirtle because there's
clearly were turtles that live their entire lives as War Two.
Turtles, right, exactly, right. It's just it's just interesting
to think about, alright? Anyways, it also goes on to say
it's furry tail as popular as a symbol of longevity.
Once again, the furry tail, not the word total itself, right?
Pretty sure you said that least. Once I want maybe three times,
maybe maybe in almost every single Pokedex, and maybe it's
possible. He's counting.
All right. Let's move on to the unique
Pokedex entries. Coming to us again from
Asheville, do that, and it's right next to you, Nova.
All right, so ashes Pokedex tells us that Wartortle is the
turtle Pokémon. It's the evolved form of
Squirtle, it's long, Furry Tails, the symbol of its age and
wisdom. So not only is it a symbol of
its age but also its wisdom which is interesting.
I don't know how you can tell the how, how Y is a squirtle is
for a were total is from its tail but I don't know either.
How do you measure Were turtles wisdom, I don't know.
You asked it a series of riddles, you know, more turtles
live under bridges. And just answer my riddles all
day. Come on, you know, that wives
tale. I knew about this Wartortle,
only tells the truth and this Wartortle only tells lies, okay?
So ashes. Another pokedex entry here.
Don't know why he has to, who keeps giving this boy.
From Pokedex has kids an idiot. Can't even beat the Kanto League
or the sorry, the Indigo leave. Excuse me, kids, an idiot.
Why you giving them a pokedex? Oh, come on.
It's a dummy. Okay, so this one starts off the
exact same way. It says War.
Turtle, the turtle Pokemon the evolved form of Squirtle, highly
sought-after Pokemon because it's long fur.
Covered tail is said to bring good luck.
Now, that's not something that we've heard before.
Whoa, for, that's a symbol of longevity, but not necessarily
that brings good luck. Oh, good luck as well, damn.
Yeah, Dude, if you want good luck, just get a war turtle's
tail. Yeah.
Well Cheryl doesn't need to be included guard.
Hey, stop encouraging. Eviscerating were turtles,
please. I think we need to set a better
example for their fellow students.
That might be listening remotely.
Okay, fine. The explicit disclaimer, do not
hunt down Ward hurdles and cut off their tails, right?
Well them, two old women as necklaces, right?
Do that, they're very even It's exceedingly easy to cut off the
tail and then continue to braid. It know what ends?
Okay, go, go. Very nice necklace.
I still think that's a little keychain.
I don't couraging do that. That's bad.
Do the thing. All right, we have a pokedex
entry here from Don who I don't know who the fuck that is.
Is it saying that it's like the Brand New Day Has a pokedex
entry is weird, who would name their child Dawn?
His Pokedex says, It'll the John is a woman.
I will tell you who Don is. I do donna girl, really?
Yeah, she's native to the ocean or region.
My cousin knows her. Yeah, it's your yeah, I'm sure.
Is she your girlfriend to know? Is your?
Is that your girlfriend from this innervation you keep
telling us about no, that's Melissa.
Really she is, I promise, she's real, I promise, I promise you.
He telling you, you're gonna bring in the letter that she
wrote, but I still I have yet to see it.
Yeah, I'm trying to learn how to write.
I mean, she's going to get it to me eventually.
Yeah. Let's let's read what Don's
pokedex entry, says, War Turtle, the turtle Pokémon and the
evolved form of Squirtle. So you see it's almost exactly
the same except they've combined those two sentences really
going, really, this really nice tune it up there.
It's furry tail is very popular as a symbol of long life, okay.
And now you guys know the final thing I read Is an unsourced
uncredited article that I found someone as every great Professor
does please continue? Yep.
This one, I did find laying on a bench in the park and I think I
greatly appreciate it was a little bit of piss on it, but
that's okay. That's right.
Who's well, we just won't say, Birch Wartortle is a bipedal
indigo Pokemon. It has brown eyes, a dark blue
streak on each cheek. Oh yeah, it does doesn't Like
little, but it's like it's Flushing.
Cubans to shirt. And what I just said, he's
interrupting me. Maybe the fuck is interrupting
me right now. It's so they're cute.
That's it. I'm sorry.
I apologize. Good.
Please continue. I swear.
You are on a razor jet Razor's Edge right now.
It's right. Just tell me and I'll switch him
just give the word Professor so it's tempting.
It's time you want I'll be good. I watching distance, I won't
interrupt anymore. I promise.
All right. Has two sharp teeth protruding
from its upper jaw. It has three clawed fingers, and
pointed toes. On each side of its head are
feather-like ears, covered in pale, blue fur, a brown shell
with a pale, yellow, Underside and cases its body, a thick
white rim separates the upper and lower halves of the shell
and older Wartortle may have scars and algae growing on its
shell poking. Out of the bottom of the shell
is a thick wavy tail. That also has light blue fur and
cannot be fully withdrawn into its shell.
Its tail fur will darken with age.
Its tail is a popular symbol of longevity and good luck making
this Pokemon popular with the elderly its tail.
Anyways because on to say that because of because they are
larger than Squirtle and have longer shell Wartortle have a
more difficult time walking on land and keeping their balance
and water. Now, we haven't seen any Pokedex
entries. I'd say that.
So I'm curious to see what the actual, how true that is.
But whatever to maintain balance while swimming.
High speeds were total moves. It's very ill ears and tears.
Oh my God. I'm sorry what?
I'm sorry. I had a brief little stroke
there for a second Wartortle moves, its furry ears and tail
as big as writers and thank you, thank you.
And balancing rods are can be stored and it's fur for extended
underwater diving it hides in the water when hunting and
emerges to surprise its prey has been shown that warthog can be
found living in colonies on Islands but it's preferred
habitat seems to be Freshwater ponds and lakes.
All right. So that is the full our full
understanding of the biology of Wartortle.
At the moment. Actually has very guess.
Have any questions you would like to ask me?
I did, I don't ya? Did I hear you say that?
It cannot retract. How this questions that starts
what I don't like. How this question starts?
I hate being. I hate being accused of
something. I've just, I just trying to
clarify. Did you or did you not say it?
Can. Cannot retract its head inside
of its body. No incorrect.
Next question. That's it.
What I said was it can't and it can retract its head, but a
little bit of the tail, as poking out.
Oh gosh, okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Fully retract its head but not stale.
Just enough for you to kind of cut a little bit.
There must a little Snippets. No, no, no, no.
We shouldn't hurt. The bring us right there with
you. You won't even have to the
Snipping yourself. Oh my God, but that's like, if
you want to do something against the law, that's which I'm
obviously not advocating for. I noticed while you have really
ever be able to afford some of your office supplies Professor,
anybody ready for the quiz? Yes, Professor.
Yes, I'm Mia. I just go.
Oh, I'm ready, I'm ready. Yes, let's do the quiz please.
Alright, excellent. Now II really whipped up a
Humdinger for you guys today. So, I hope you guys are taking
for accurate. Sorry, which book, which Pokemon
is that a Humdinger? Always always I'm on my sixth.
What's up, nigger? Is that a rock-type?
It's what I'm about to do to you, if you don't Don't listen
up. All right.
My mom thinks that she got one of those from you when you did a
private lesson. She says what she couldn't walk
for three days. Jesus.
Yes, yes Corbin. We know the professor privately
to do as your mother even though he won't privately tutor me and
I don't know. But I don't want to talk about
anymore because it makes me upset.
I know we're cutting into my favorite time of the lesson,
which is the quiz. Okay, let's continue please.
All right. So do you guys all have your
pencils and pens and your wrote um laptops out.
Got my robobird, Tom laptop, let's go, let's rock it right.
Question number one, a war turtle's tail is a symbol of its
longevity but how can you know the age of a Wartortle?
Just by looking at its tail, don't don't speak out loud.
It's we've this is the 8th time that we've done this.
Let's see it. Send it to me in a private
message. I am trying to, I'm just trying
to think. So what does it again?
How can you tell its age? Yes, there is you can tell the
age of a Wartortle by looking at stale.
How do you do that at that? Have i stumped both of you
already. My goodness.
I'm II. Don't know man.
I'm not as confident about this one.
I'll be honest with you. Wow.
All right. My professors and your professor
is in is it? I am resurrected.
I've been here for over half an hour.
My professor is an answer please.
Okay. All right.
So Corvin answered with the number of swirls in its tail
like it smells like he's looking.
Yeah sure yeah and mr. Curtis responded with the tail
gets the tail gets nice darker with age.
Oh, fuck. That's what it was, haha.
Yeah, I completely forgot. Yeah.
So it was my bad. All right.
So I saw you see you've, you understand what's happened here?
So yes, its tail gets darker with age.
Right got more swirls in it. Good try, good try.
So it's not it's not looking good.
That was not the hardest question.
Oh oh great. Oh boy, here we go.
I'm so ready. Okay, question number two name
two. Uses of were turtles War.
Turtles forever. You mentioned, two different
uses not not symbols, but actual uses of its tail ain't just for
show its tail or if it's fur sailor.
Sorry, it's fur, its fur included.
See, this is what happens. This is what happens when you
goof around too much and I'm sorry, I have been traumatized
by that fucking Pidgey to got his head ripped off.
I am just like, holy shit, feel free to answer a home to if if
you know it. Yes.
Well, who obviously we have to read your answers later but
yeah. Just you send it to the send it
to me and I'm sure I will. I'll get it and I'll read it and
I'll be very interested. Iced, I haven't gotten a single
answer. There's we mentioned to, I said
it multiple times, but both of them are.
Oh man, me and Curtis are struggling today.
Wow, mr. Curtis mr.
Curtis excuse mr. Curtis.
Thank you kill her but I'm hearing that mr.
After I took this test every time I don't remember.
I've been so there's been so many pitches outside in the one.
I gotta tell ya, he's made one. And now there's zero.
There was okay for the angle that I'm sitting.
There was like, 10 more East you didn't see telling you.
All right, so we have, we have an answer here for mr.
Corbin or Corvette has I'm gonna say, right?
Mister, I was gonna say, right now, it's wrong, at least part
of it. Oh, so the two years is that
Corbin provided worse to streamline swimming and contain
Heat. Yeah.
Just a stick and you're gonna
stick with that answer. Yeah.
Curtis mr. Curtis responded.
With, they can blow it up. Like a balloon with air to
breathe long time. They also use it to balance,
true. Yeah, you know what?
I'm gonna give that you. You are correct.
They do use it to balance because they aren't as good as
walking on land as squirrels are, although, that was from the
unsourced, undocumented article that I read.
So, I wouldn't necessarily That a solid answer.
The real answer is they contain they put oxygen or air in it
when they go on deep, Dives? Okay.
And they also use it to help them swim.
So Corbin, you got to half, right?
I got half right? Yeah, mr.
Curtis, I'm Gonna Give You full points because I did.
Oh, I did mention that, that it does is used for balance, and
nice. Thank you, president mr.
Curtis, thank you for calling sir.
You have once again, Exceeded my exhale.
Wow, I guess I'm passing his test.
Oh, he's testing. You always pass my test.
I was wondering, great. Well, you had a notebook out the
whole time. You're grading him on him
grading you? She's how am I doing?
I'm scared to look. No please Professor.
You would you would never score below 100 in my class.
Yes ask kiss-ass. Oh shit.
What you know I was about to say that the camaraderie and this
class is really elevated since the beginning but you know what
those Few few comments, it kind of really shot it.
Right back down to the ground. So congratulations.
I think things have gotten better.
I don't want to kill him as much as I used to.
I do question number three. Now this one.
Okay, this one is a two parter. Yeah, really listen.
All right, so it's ok, the drink, but you need to fill in
the blank twice. Okay, and correctly.
Okay. Yes.
If you want the points. Yes, okay.
Okay, so works. So Number three, you can tell a
Wartortle is blank if its shell is covered in blank.
Now, so there's two points that need to fill in and there's two
different. Yeah, two different ways to fill
out this sentence so I would like I'm going.
I'm going to need for answers here.
Whoa, no. Okay.
It's two things is composed of four answers?
It's not I mean descent into her again so you're saying You're
creating two sentences by filling it.
Got it so hard to explain. I'm just gonna read again.
You can tell a Wartortle is blank if its shell is covered in
blank. There's two different ways you
can write this sentence and it be correct.
I would like you to do both. All right, I think I got it.
I'm pretty confident. Okay, I believe you got it.
Boom sent submitted. You gave me one answer Corbin,
please give me another, you know, that's literally the first
word that I put is. The first part of the answer.
Yes, you could tell her we're not in that way.
It's one sentence but there's two sentences say it again.
I told you that he got. Humdinger.
God can tell bigger. We're turtle is blank if it's
shell first word, I put yes, but there's, there's two answers for
that one. Blank was what I'm trying to
say. I got it.
What the fuck? That stupid, not have to put
both, why not? Just one of them as long as you
put one of them, you get it right?
That's how it works. Yeah, but What if you want full
points you need to get, you need to complete this sentence.
Two x. Okay.
So just another word for the one.
I put two now. Now I'm going to talk.
There's you can tell, you can tell two different things by
looking at a wart oh oh oh oh. Oh my God.
Damn, I'm out. I got it.
I got it at home. Like scream pressure, Professor.
I know what it is exactly what you were asking.
I got it. I got it.
I actually got this. No perfect.
Fact that I got this I have I have more white hairs every day.
Just just trying to teach this class hey you should consider
getting a work Turtle. Then if that's the case, I heard
they have a longevity who well I just need the tail, right?
No get the whole thing. Please don't cut it off.
Okay. All right, so nope I got it.
Let's do this. Alright so I'm going to read the
sentence and I'm gonna put your blanks in here.
All right. Okay, let's hear it.
You can tell a Wartortle is old, if its shell is covered in
algae. Yes, that's exactly correct.
Yes Robin. Yeah.
You're well on your way. Yeah, I hear they're falls apart
a little bit. You can tell a Wartortle is
combat experience. I'm very experienced in combat.
Let me edit my answer now. Headed in what Anytime.
Oh my God, that's fine. No, I'm Gonna Give You full
marks. All right, let me just finish.
All right, English is not my native language.
You can tell, you can tell a Wars hurdle is combat
experience. If its shell is covered in
scratches and cuts. Yes, I'm Gonna Give You full
points for that one. All right, yes.
Very good. Very good Corbin.
Thank you. All right, that sound.
That would that answer was perfectly worded.
I have no idea what you're talking things.
He's always saying that because his worst Oh gosh.
Let's hear it. Let's hear it.
All right, it's first of his first one is fine.
You can tell a Wartortle is old boy.
If it's show is covered in algae grouchy.
Boy, you're going to use the second.
One can tell a Wartortle is scratched up if its shell is
covered in. Tough boy and paddle tough.
You mix it backwards. You fucking get it.
I swapped my I swap my my spaces.
I thought you were gonna say you can tell it's scratched up.
If it's covered in scratch, you can tell from my spaces but the
the answer is there. You can tell a war turtle is
shell if its shell is covered in Shell.
Very good. Oh my God, so we both got it.
I'm tempted to not give it to Curtis might die.
Don't don't. Don't.
His heart was in the right place, though.
So full mark, it usually is Today, but we can four points
for the whole marks. All right.
Question number four, last question of the quiz, okay?
How long are were turtles rumored to live?
I need a number here. I told you guys to write this
number down. I did.
I wrote it down. All right.
We have an answer from. Yep, I wrote it on the inside of
my water bottle you and, but you put that away, right?
You're not looking at it at the moment.
Yeah. Yeah.
Put that away. I'm honestly scared to see what
mr. Curtis answers.
It's just a number. You don't need to put any kind
of crazy words, all I need is the number and that's all we
need a number, please. This the students at home, the
other fellow students at home are waiting with bated breath.
We got to end this lesson, okay, so korma answered ten thousand
years, correct? Money and the club Curtis
answered well. So that's 10.
And then a comma, that's a inch right?
10 inches, 0000, sure fee. Oh yeah, and ' he's putting ' oh
God 10,000 long, give it to give it to me, not him 10,000 years.
All right, well he says definitely to, he says he meant
to put 10,000 years so full marks Boomer.
Again, my God. All right, it definitely is
10,000. I have no idea what you're
talking about. Well, you know, I'm not, we have
no idea what you're talking about young, man.
Yeah, this is, this is not great for our students at home.
So, all right, so let's move on here.
That was the last question. Let me go ahead and Talk Amongst
yourselves. What I tally up points.
Hey Curtis, did you see that pitch?
You get his fucking head ripped off.
That was the same. My gosh, it was ridiculous.
And if you saw it or not, but that was just a second, just
went in and like, Like, I'm pretty sure like I Wendy I can't
end the initial grab with the B. It's I literally fucking popped
out of its head and it to blood spatter on the wall.
I'm gonna have to go down and scrub that down.
Then we're gonna have to get, you have to get something you
either have gotten the ladder. We're gonna have to hire some
tall-ass Pokemon or something. They can jump or clean to a wall
like a tricot or something. That could work down.
The work with me because this or spray water, or spray water.
That could work too well. I suppose, I'll be wanting if
only we had a good Squirtle. If only we had a good Squirtle
but you killed it because you're an idiot.
We didn't talk. About that.
What happened? Well to talk about?
Okay? All right, enough enough is very
sanogo, the investigation, I'm sorry, he signed an NDA, you
can't talk about it, okay, Jenny already taught me, I can't stop
talking mr. Curtis again, coming in, with a
full marks, 100% Corbin, you got a 66% here.
Alright, so if you could just I need you to listen a little bit
better during the last trying. I'm just don't be distracted by
all like, look, if you, if you get distracted by every pitch,
he that gets brutally murdered by An Ekans you're never going
to learn any outside her classroom window?
Well yeah, I guess that's true. Sure, I'm just using distracted.
I love looking at the environment outside, I'm ready
to learn and sometimes I feel like her classes and do it for
me, so I have to look outside and wow, learn on my own.
How wow, you know what? I could use a little pick-me-up
so I'm sure we all had fun today, learning about Wartortle.
Can you guys tell me what was your favorite part of today's
lesson, was your favorite thing that you learn today?
I learned that s can climb trees very about Wartortle.
I learned that we're Turtle. Actually has mobility of its
ears and can use it to swim. That's pretty crazy, didn't know
that is wild. I love you would think that fur
isn't conducive to fast swimming but I guess for total, proves us
wrong on that front denying physics, my favorite.
My favorite thing is that it uses its fur like a balloon and
fills it up with hair to goes, which I want to bring up.
If you look at the, if you look at Wartortle, Can see its tail
wouldn't quite reach its mouth. It can't reach his mouth with
its ears either I just wonder how does it get that oxygen?
That it's story of stale. I don't know.
We'll have to find out but it was always, Curtis doesn't kill
your new Wartortle. Yeah.
She's you know what? I don't think.
I don't think he's that he's lost his Pokemon handling
privileges for for a few. He's done.
He's done only for a few weeks, all right, but, you know, that
was today's lesson. On Wartortle.
Now as always the trend is I ask you guys about what our next
Pokemon is. But you know what?
We've been going for so long. I'm just going to tell you we're
learning about Wartortle evolved form Blastoise veggie yeah.
Beauty boy, yes. Thank you.
Yeah. Well SOS I'm surrounded by
idiots. God.
All right. Until then if I can keep my
sanity clause, Class is dismissed.