Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob. And joining me today of course
is my wonderful teaching assistant who I assume that you
all know as mr. Curtis at least that's what he
tells me. His name is so say hello to
everybody mr. Curtis why thank you.
You Professor I'm here and I'm excited to get along with class
and to you know really bring my a game today.
Oh you know, interesting so we're going to instead what game
do you normally bring action? Yeah.
Yeah I mean, you know, I always try to bring my a game, you
know, it's always there's always an attempt for 100% but today
I'm really feeling that I can really, really keep that 100%
going. This is the Where we get it.
This is. Yep, this is it.
So the last the last 25 weeks you haven't been bringing your
A-game. But today, today's the day,
well, now he brings that he brings it every time.
He just loses it along the way. Like, right?
Exactly as pocket or something. He panicky Professor knows and
he would be the one to know because he's the professor, I
know everything. Well, okay.
And I also know that student our class would be nothing without
its students so I guess I have one here today.
Say his name is. No, it's I know.
It's Corbin. Professors Myron.
It's a score. But barbarin Bo Burnham.
Yes, no, korben. Korben.
That's a made-up name. Do you have like some
degenerative brain disorder? You've known my name and then
suddenly the last two weeks, you're forgetting it, I don't
understand. I don't get it, you know, it,
let's listen. We talked about this.
I'm the one that, you know, has to record everything and take
attendance for Sir is way too busy to learn everybody's name.
He's already learned it. He's I can't possibly learn
every student's name, but Oberon and I am the ridiculous student
here. You act like we've never met
before. Are we, like, we like reversing
time. Is this like a Dialga Palkia
thing where they're just like, fucking with time?
And I'm the only one that sees it.
How are you forgetting my name? Like, we going backwards.
Like the last, the last lesson of this entire classes can be
the first time that we meet. Huh, what is happening?
It's a real real Benjamin Button scenario.
I'm going on here, right? Pretty much.
I love that movie. Anyways, we're not here to talk
about movies. Were not talk about not here to
talk about whether or whether or not, I remember all of my
students names. There's a crazy thing to expect
your professor to do. There's 11, it's me.
Yeah, it's you've Oberon. I know.
And of course all of the the
thousands of them that do join us online.
Yeah. Are we in the thousands yet?
Mr. Curtis I haven't been checking those I mean, you know,
thousands of them have have been sought have signed up oh, you
know, our weekly numbers do fluctuate.
I mean, we're getting that, we're getting the money from
1,000 students, have signed up and been paid.
And that's what matters. That's what matters.
Wait, wait, hold on. If Professor Jacob, wait, mr.
Curtis. If Professor Jacob is really bad
at remembering things and he doesn't always remember my name.
That means he doesn't remember the fact that he doesn't want to
give me a Pokemon at the end of each.
Lesson. So, if I ask for whatever
Pokémon, we're talking about today, at the end of the lesson,
maybe he'll give it to me, okay? Just go with it, you know, go
with it, you know what, you might be right there, right?
But good luck. That's all I have to say
Professor. Whatever Pokemon we talked about
today. You said last lesson that I get
to keep it this class? Remember, that's alive because
I've never talked to you before in my life.
That's rude. So now I now I know that you're
a liar and I can never trust anything that you ever say to me
what? Is this an imposter who is this
man? Who is he?
That is. That is our good professor
Jacobs. Yeah, Janice he's acting weird.
You know, I have you, maybe you haven't been to all these
classes. If you don't even know who I am,
no, I think something's going on.
I think something fishy here. I don't.
You know what I said last week that I didn't trust that Ryan
guy from Team Rocket. I think he switched you out with
someone from Team Rocket. I think they're they're wearing
Professor Jacob skin, or they get some sort of cloning device
to get somebody to look like him.
Who's posing in front of Last who's just going to take every
Pokemon, that we subsequently talk about, I think that's okay
went on. I figured it out.
Put me on the case, which is more believable, what?
Which is more believable that Team Rocket has kidnapped.
Me cloned me or replaced my skin.
I think it's the way you said it.
Yeah. And I was pushing else.
Did you say someone's wearing his skin?
Yeah, maybe it's cloning him. I don't know maybe, which is
more likely that or the fact that I don't find you
interesting enough to remember your name every week?
I definitely the cloning thing. Sounds Okay, you know, whatever
you need for your self-esteem, but you know, none of this is
important. It doesn't matter if I remember
your name, it doesn't matter if I'm A Team Rocket member or not,
what does matter is, what Pokemon we are learning about
today because that is why we are all here in this classroom can
either you guys tell me what Pokemon that is, doesn't matter
because I get to keep it regardless.
That's what you told me before, right?
You don't know what it is, but in you still want to keep it.
Yeah, that's a bad trainer. That's a bad trainer, everybody
know. But started with training that
means regardless Whatever Pokemon I will get, I will train
to the best of my ability. That means I'm a good trainer.
You're going to give me this Pokemon in a classic you did for
Ryan last week, so you're gonna give it to me.
I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it's chunky to
this week. Now we learned last week who I
believe is chunky to because I believe we had an entry that
says that it was a short chubby rodents, that's so aggressively.
No. But we're learning about the
evolved form of Pikachu, which is of course, Course, Riot you.
Yeah, that's gonna versity that. I that's the university that I
want to Wyatt. You thought it was just writes
the whole time, crazy parties all the time, close that we're
learning about Raichu, which is which, as I said before is the
evolved form of Pikachu. Um, so, you know, pictures are
extremely rare, but right shoes are even more rare, but I was
Abel. I did give away my Pikachu last
week. You may remember if I was able
to get another one and I did find a thunder stone.
Give me this one. Give me this one.
See you want too much? You want if you can you can show
me that. You've earned it.
Maybe I can give it to you. How did Brian show you here?
Earned it. I have been a good student for
nearly for like 25 weeks. Okay, I've been so good.
That's like, what is this? What is this?
Plaque on my desk? Saying my we're like my nametag.
What does that thing say? Say that's that would be the
number one, Professor mug. I gave, you know, right next to
that actually the paper mache model of your face.
I made. That's yeah, that's what I'm
talking about, clearly. No.
It's the same name tag that says Professor Jacob.
I'm the professor, I make the rules.
I decide who or who does not get the Pokemon.
All right. Fine, fine.
All right, so I do have a right. You here with me today.
I'm going to throw them out Pokeball.
All right so you can all get a good look at them.
Let's see. Like we've done so many times
before and it's never gone wrong.
Whoa whoa, whoa, what's up their spirits up Sparky little man,
what's up? He's a little bit of a little
bit bigger than Pikachu. Not much to.
This is a sorry. This is a female Raichu, excuse
me. She is a still a little tiny,
but little bit bigger than Pikachu.
They how much finger? Yes, but still short and chubby
Okay, yeah. So like we do before.
Can you guys just tell me anything that you notice about
Raichu? I think interesting thing that
stands out or differentiates it from the Pikachu that we saw
last week. Well you like the squiggles in
her ear? Yes the right she does
definitely has more fanciful years then the more interesting
words. Thanks.
I noticed that she has okay. Well two things that really
stuck out to me, okay? Her sacks are no longer read.
I mean, the sex are yellow, which is weird about that.
Yes, true. I'm glad that you remembered the
Pikachu's. They're called pouches really
isn't really called sack. Sometimes they're called cheeks
acts, but normally its pouches. Pikachu's patches are red riots.
Choose have yellow pouches and A little bit larger on their face.
Well, I am noticing one huge glaring issue that I think is an
evolutionary problem with Roma issue.
Okay. Yes, hmm.
Where the fuck are his fingers? He does it.
She doesn't have fingers. They're just Nubs.
What happened? Notice that pose, I suppose they
evolved to the point where they don't need fingers.
I guess this ride. Shoot look.
I'm sorry Raichu, but it looks like your devolved a little bit.
It looks like your hands got chopped off and you dipped her
nerves Nubs and some chocolate. And then that's that's where
You're at or maybe maybe that's like the brown fur is like
thicker fur and it's fingers are underneath that fur.
Dude, I don't know. Look, you're the professor we're
going to read the entries and find out I guess.
Try to grab it and see what happens.
I don't want. I don't want to uh, yeah, I saw
what happened to Ryan. Leslie Peak.
Keep him right over there. I'm good, buddy.
That's right. No offense.
Maybe your tug on one of those cheek pouches.
I'm, I think I'm. Okay, you're looking very sweet.
You're very cute little Sparky Raichu but I'm good.
I'll hold off now I think. Okay.
All right. Well, I'm gonna go ahead and put
her back into the Pokeball. All right, baby.
Good morning. All right, so let's let's learn
a thing or two about Raichu and what makes it tick.
So of course, we're going to start off in the Kanto region
because that's where everybody starts off, their Journey.
Every real trainer, exactly. The one day I will G.
Okay, so the first one here says, it's long tail serves as a
ground to protect itself from its own high voltage power.
Yeah. So that's the thing that we
didn't mention when we were looking at earlier rice, choose
have a much like longer and kind of thinner tail.
So like the base of the tail is thin and it's long and at the
end it kind of like turns into like a lightning bolt kind of
shape. Yeah.
It's like yeah it's like the hot wire.
Yes. Yeah I find it interesting
because Pikachu we talked about stuck its tail in the air.
A lot to monitor its surroundings and in doing.
So was struck by lightning a lot, huh?
But now we're learning that, right.
You actually uses it's tail as a ground which yes to protect
itself from its own high voltage power.
You know, I'm not entirely sure how that works out.
Because you'll notice that, like, when the riots, you like
shoots out lightning. It comes from, like, the whole
thing, right? It doesn't just come from that
tail and we'll know that it's from Other pokedex entry is that
it stores that electric power and its body and not just in its
tail. So I don't really know how it's
protecting itself from that voltage.
It's not like it's getting the voltage from somewhere else and
diverting it, still storing it in its body.
Yeah, I don't know how that works, but whatever about the
professor regardless listen Professor Oak has told us that
its long tail serves as a ground to protect itself from its own
high voltage. So you know what?
We're gonna go with it, we're just going to we're going to
blindly follow. That's Right.
Alright, the next next pokedex entry here, says, when
electricity builds up inside its body, it becomes feisty, it also
glows in the dark, mmm, Okay, so if you ever don't have a lantern
near you or a torch, just find a nearby stick, stick your right
shoe on it, stick it up its butt and then just hold it around.
And go through the caves. I've been told by the principal
here that I need to start doing more disclaimers on the for
these lessons disclaimer, do not do that or anything Corbin says
let's write regarding any Pokemon ever.
Yeah. Try to might be a good candidate
for Flash. Yeah.
But And it glows in the dark when it has a bunch of pent-up
electricity which will learn is not a good thing going on it.
So let me, let me just read some more entries here.
The last one, from the Kanto region says, it's electrical
attack, May reach, 10,000 volts it discharges electricity from
its tail. So it is not harmed by its own
power. So, okay, I guess I was wrong
before saying I discharged from this whole body, this entry is
saying it that discharges it from its tail.
Specifically should a Pikachu only discharge stuff from It's
cheeks or I've seen it like when we saw it?
Shock Ryan like lightning kind of like envelops.
Its whole body at least from what I could see.
So right. So it does not do that for Riot.
You. I mean we we could bring Ryan
back to have Raichu Chaka by mr. Curtis.
Where is he did? He set up for the full package?
For the hell is Ryan? Yeah, that's weird.
He said, I do have another student should be attending this
lesson. Yeah, he just showed up for one
class and he dipped out. Yeah, you know, that I did get
her. This is from him.
He had, he had to run some errands before class today.
Okay. I got held up.
That's fine. I mean, like honestly store, so
he's learned. Could he learned so much?
I mean, he could practically teach the class right at this
point. He's so just smart bright
individual. He doesn't, he doesn't really
need to come to any more lessons.
That's right. So another mean he doesn't have
to pay for. He already paid for it.
Also another point on the fact that Pikachu can discharge of
electricity from its whole body. I don't think it reaches the
voltage that a Raichu can. So I think it doesn't need to
protect itself as much as a writer needs to, okay, because
we've seen, it can reach 10,000 volts, but we'll see that.
That is a very low estimate as we're Forward.
All right, so onto the next region which is the Johto region
when its electricity builds, its muscles are stimulated and
becomes more aggressive than usual, mmm-hmm.
Yeah, okay, so that's so you know, you don't really want to
get to the point where it's glowing in the dark, right.
Because that's like because that's going to be feisty and
aggressive looks cool. But yeah, feisty you said
feisty? Yes that's what the that's what
we said in the Kanto region as well as feisty and Of and glows
in the dark. Yes.
Yeah. Okay.
If the electric pouches and its cheeks become fully charged both
ears will stand straight up. Okay, that's fair.
Yeah. Makes sense.
All right. This one, this next one's
interesting. If it's electric pouches run
empty. It raises its tail to gather
electricity from the atmosphere. Let's go, Pikachu.
Does to though some. Yeah, that's right.
Well Pikachu. Was doing it more to monitor his
surroundings and he ended up getting shocked.
Yeah, right. I can't I can't remember if it
mentions that Pikachu collects energy in that way.
I think it said that Pikachu collects electricity when it
sleeps. So, I think this will form
another Pikachu's. Yeah, we good.
Yes. When they, when they meet, they
do touch tails and exchange electricity.
Right right. Right.
Kyle being cursed. Touch butts.
When we see each other, we've established this already.
I've been meaning to talk to you guys about about stopping doing
that. We're you cannot control.
What we do special between before and after last, you can I
really I really hate that. Like, right before you do it,
you just pull down your pants and yell cheek kiss.
And I just, I just wish you would stop it.
Yeah, good. Yeah, I mean, just whatever.
I mean, you have to get over it man.
This is how it is. It's right if you want me to
stop, you're gonna have to give me a Pokemon after class.
Or join our cheek kiss, parade, cheek, kiss /, 8 / it, I'm not,
you know what? I'm not going to ask instead,
I'm going to move on to the Hoenn region, okay?
If the electrical Sachs become excessively charged Raichu
plants, its tail in the ground and discharges scorched, patches
of ground will be found near this Pokemons Nest.
Wait, stix's it sticks. His fucking tail on the ground.
Does what? Now this this charges?
They lying. What our judges think?
Oh, what it's like when it's built up, and it's like trying
to get some getting really? Yeah, if the electrical sacks
become excessively charged. So, okay, so, when Pikachu has
sacs that are backed up, it puts its tail on the ground to
release. Okay.
No. Right.
You righteous, you can't, you not Pikachu.
So make sure your trainers. Make sure your right shoe, gets
a release before when it's sacks are filled up.
Okay. Yes, do that.
I suppose the next Your says, this Pokemon exudes a weak
electrical dish charge from all over its body.
That makes it take on a slight glow in darkness.
I do I have such a hard time reading that late night
Professor, I guess, right. You searches for electricity by
pledging. Its tail in the ground, huh?
Okay, okay, yeah. So another reason to put the
tail in the grass just two reasons.
They're so discharge excess electricity and absorb No, no
search search search for electricity.
So I'm not quitting is that its tail in the air to absorb energy
from that was one. Of course, is to keep its tail
up to like absorb electricity. Why put it in the ground?
No, no, it's not absorbing like just you want to put it in the
ground. It's searching for electricity.
But why wouldn't you? But why would you do that?
Electricity doesn't really travel through the ground, does
it? I mean when you just pointed out
them all electricity is trying to get to ground, right?
Yes. Yeah because there's like, is it
like a positive charge or something?
Like the sky and like the opposite charge on the ground.
And that's why it's true. Bitch.
I'll tell lightning bolts work or something.
I don't know. Excess excess negative charge in
that atmosphere. Yes, when there's a large enough
potential, right? The difference between the, the
voltages, or the differences between the charge level, I
don't know, fucking more - more positive, the higher, the
potential, the more likely it's going to jump between any kind
of medium whether that's air or ground.
That? Yes, I listen.
I'm not a fucking I'm not a fucking physicist.
Okay, I'm a Pokemon biologist. Okay.
Well hardly, but, you know hard wait.
Whoa, I'm sorry. Well, who do you not work?
The you not see the diplomas that I have up here on my wall
behind me? I mean, yeah, I see them but
that doesn't mean anything to me.
It means that I have been that I have earned the title of
Professor of Pokemon, which is the highest title in the land.
I mean, it's not because you're not a doctorate.
So, I mean, is it really matter? You know, I have a master's
degree and I think that's, you know, enough I think.
Listen, there's a lot of knobs, wow.
Is that what your parents told you growing up seem to be
enough. Not to excel but not just stop
when it's enough. So what they told you huh?
No. But I can tell you what, your
mom tells me, what I gave him, that one's for be or what it's
for being the professor of my heart.
That's This week, Mr. Curry, I got gross but he doesn't
appreciate sign, didn't. He doesn't appreciate you.
We know this. He uses you to.
So he so you can do all the work and he can just chill out.
Scot-free. You know what?
Take a vacation to a Lola. Pick your feet up.
Hey, you're not also what we do with Pokemon.
We just use them as tools. No, they're your friends.
They're used to Curtis your you're just as good as a
Pokemon. Hey hey, am I good Pokémon some
Bowl, am I use them as tools? And that's the problem they're
supposed to be friends and companions.
So you know what I know more about Pokemon bonds, didn't you
see? I was asked why I deserve to be
a trainer and that's why I like you a lot and get give me my
authorization to be a trainer and got on my journey.
Please please stop pounding on your desk.
You're gonna break it, sorry. I'm too strong.
We'll see, we'll see what happens.
Yeah, please you're too strong for your own good.
All that ten-year-old rage It's building up inside me.
I'm a riot shield will start glowing in the dark.
You may have to stick your stick, your butt in the ground
and discharge some of that energy have a big old discharged
right into the ground if you could.
Yeah. Like every time I have tacos, I
usually discharge, I usually put my butt on the ground at this
church. Have a hot discharge coming out
of the way. Ha ha ha.
Okay. Another one here, from the Hoenn
region, it's just go right back into the Pokedex like nothing to
talk about. So I tried I 2, I tried.
I just love the easy segment, all right.
Owen region if it stores too much electricity, Its Behavior,
turns aggressive to avoid this, it occasionally discharges
excess energy and calms itself down.
Okay, one more here from the Hoenn region, this one's very
interesting. It says it's electric.
Charge can reach even 100,000 volts.
Wow. Okay, for we said 10,000 volts,
but now the Hoenn region has brought more information to us
and they say it's 100,000 volts. Damn goes on to say, careless
contact can cause even an Indian Elephant to faints.
No, I don't know what an elephant is, what what it means?
Okay, so, careless contact can cause even an Indian Elephant to
faints now. Maybe maybe it's maybe there's a
region called India that has a Pokémon called elements that we
haven't really, you know, made contact with you people.
Maybe they made a copper Rajah from gal or something.
I know, I mean that's a pretty major typo.
I typed a completely wrong word, it's hydrogen elephant, instead
of copper Raja and in the and instead of gal, are Yeah, I was
I think at least Q Fant might be a more appropriate is a huge
fantasy least. You still get the pant and
they're fucking here friend. That's the pre-evolved form of
copper Isaac her. Okay, got you.
And then there's also of course a fan fee fancy yes-man.
See another, but that doesn't sound like elephant.
Well, it has a fat elif, an elephant elephant, fancy, I
don't know it's close. Okay, so that It doesn't for the
Hoenn region. Last one was a little bit.
I just saying maybe one day we'll figure out what an Indian
Elephant is but not today. Thank Birch was sniffing some
Shroomish on that one. Probably, mmm, alright, so let's
go on to the Sinnoh region, it turns aggressive, if it has too
much electricity and its body, it just charges power through
its tail. We already knew all this, it can
loose 100,000 Vault bursts of electricity instantly.
Downing foes several times its size.
So I guess Much like an Indian elephants.
Ha ha, ha, who are, you know? What's do likes, yeah?
Or yeah, Wailord probably. Oh yeah, easily!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah, Wailord, yeah, let's
risk it against water man. Look, I know my type advantages
is why you need to sign me off as a trainer.
Let's go. Stop hitting your desk.
You're going to break it. All right?
If we break it, you don't get a new one.
That's when you have to stay with the whole time shit.
Alright, sorry, that's right. That's the hard way.
The the third time I took this class.
Yeah, that's why. Mr. Curtis doesn't have a desk.
He only has a stool. That's at the back.
That's in the corner of the classroom.
What did you do with the other dish?
Mr. Curtis, why'd you break them?
Oh, I mean, you know, there's more in here but I broke the one
that I was used why? And you know in I just got
really excited. One day for tapping, my tapping,
my pin really like hard and rapidly on my desk and it just
kind of Linton after. Wow, it sounds like the school
needs better. Desks these are shit.
I mean, it did. I was able to like hold the
pieces together with with some pretty heavy-duty tape for a
while. But you know, then they started
to deteriorate. So why don't you just use
spinarak webbing. That seems like it would be your
go-to to hold it to I mean I would but you know it would
involve me bringing You know, regular spinner acts to renew
the web to the two candidates have to milk them and it's just
yeah. Nightmare the, the principal was
not happy with my, my use of spinner acts around campus.
That's why, that's why I tend not to bring them to class
anymore, right? This is your head, you and the
principal are really at odds. Like I like I never see you two
together. And you're when like, and you're
not arguing like it's just, you're always at each other at
each other's throats. Yeah, you guys are.
I'm learning a lot of ways. I think I can't.
I really see a lot of him and you and I don't know, you know
why there's so there's so much conflict between you guys.
I just listen you can't argue with people that have no vision
cheese. So wait, are you the one who has
no vision or is it? No, he has no vision.
Okay? Oh yes.
We all know that the principal is blind.
Mr. Curtis and I think it's rude for you.
Are you to, you know, insult him, because of that.
Jesus, I mean, he's also, he's also just very stupidly obsessed
with poison-type Pokémon. I've tried to tell him that
like, wow. There are a lot of.
There are a lot of overlap between bug types and poison
types. Bug types is obviously more
Superior type. Okay.
Hey, what we were talking about again, right?
You it's hell, fuck. Stammers.
All right here. That's what we're talking about,
right? All right.
There's no we finish with us in our region.
Now there's no entry is from the you Nova region or the Kalos
region. So we're going to jump on over
to the Ole Ola region. Wait, yeah, that sounds right.
Okay, so let's first one here, says it becomes aggressive when
it has electricity stored up at such time.
Even, its trainer has to take care to avoid being attacked.
Wow! Sam definitely don't let your
right. You'll get to the point where
it's an aggressive and has too much energy.
Gee, oh boy. Yay, yeah, next one, here says
as electricity builds up inside its body.
It becomes more aggressive. One theory is that the
electricity buildup is actually causing it's stress?
Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. Yeah, I mean, yeah, technically,
I guess the last one here says, because so many trainers, like
the way Pikachu. Looks you, you don't see this
Pokemon very often? Okay.
Wait what? It's like people don't want to
evolve it because they like the way Pikachu looks.
That's right. Like we talked about last time,
Pikachu. I mean dude, like, right she's a
pretty cool-looking Pokemon I guess.
But I mean like, pictures a lot cuter.
Let's be honest. I mean I guess I don't know.
I've always liked right shoes. Look, I always thought it looked
cool and listen, right? Your Pikachu is one of those
rare Pokémon that require a special item to evolve and Cases
a thunder stone, right? So honestly, it's really up to
the Pikachu if it wants to evolve or not, right, you can't
force it to because like, evolving is a very major change.
We've seen before that when Pokemon a ball there, like a
completely new thing and they're the same, they're the same like
Pokemon they were before. But like they have a completely
new attitude, a new, you know, temperament.
So I can understand why a pig at you might not want to let itself
evolved, right? Yeah, I mean, makes Hence, I
mean it does become life way stronger.
Yeah, but it with, but with that, have become super, super
aggressive, but I don't know that they know that, I don't
think if you can't you sit there.
Like, well, I don't want to become too hostile, like I don't
think they know that, you know. Yeah, I think she's actually
have that very Posh gal our accent.
So yeah, exactly. Of course, yeah.
Also they lose their fingers when they evolved into.
All right. You, is there any any entries
about that nothing? No.
Nothing about the fingers,
actually, damn it. There's, there's The two more
Regional a pokedex entries here for the common righteous.
Let's go ahead and read those. They come from the gal, our
region. Yeah.
It says, it's long tail serves as a ground to protect itself
from its own high voltage power, which I guess is a repeat of
when we read earlier. But the next one, here says, if
it's electric pouches, run empty.
It raises tailed go together like to see from the atmosphere,
okay, those are both free pizzas.
Okay. Dammit Geller, get it together.
Alright, so now I'm going to read that unique Pokedex
entries. He's for right, you?
Okay, the first one, here comes from Ash.
It says right at you. I'm Mouse Pokemon of the
electric element. What?
A weird way. Say it's the electric type but
okay, Raichu is the evolved form of Pikachu.
It can shock with more than 100,000 volts enough to render a
dragon knight unconscious. Hmm, wait, I don't think that's
true. They say that again, it could do
what it can shock with more than 100,000 volts.
That We know enough to render a dragon knight unconscious.
I know they said that these things were powerful and could
pretty much one hit like a lot of Pokémon, but I find it hard
to believe Indian elephant actually, okay, okay, doc, I may
be an Indian Elephant, but last I checked an Indian Elephant is
not does not have the power level of a pseudo Legendary
Pokémon. Like that's come on, like,
that's yeah. I mean, I just showed you how
fun was in 100,000 volts to To knock out a drag me Dragonite,
is literally one of the most powerful non legendary Pokemon
ever. Like, I don't think, I don't
think a riots. You could just one hit that.
I don't believe that doesn't sound right?
All right. Well, hey, let's find out.
All right, so I have this Dragon, I hear?
No, let's not please, we will have a classroom.
All right, so the next entry, here comes from Dexter.
It just says, Dexter, it doesn't say there's fokken eggs or
Dexter's Rotom phone. It says from Dexter himself's,
never last names, don't like doxing.
These people do. They know it's nice.
This one says, right, you, the evolved form of Pikachu,
Pikachu. And right, you are both Mouse
Pokemon of the electric. Variety combined voltage
approaching shockingly, dangerous levels, fuck off at
the wording. I don't combined voltage.
I don't understand what that what that means like, combined
with what? I don't know, other rocket
chicken. I mean, I would say, all right.
You by itself is definitely shockingly dangerous.
Oh yeah, somebody deadly. I wonder, dude.
I'm curious to see like, what the power level of like an
Ampharos is compared to like a riot shoe because a is a lot
bigger, right? Like I don't guess we'll find
out like a hundred and fifty eight weeks from now.
We'll get. We're getting there were getting
close to him for a while. Nope.
All right, so this next one comes to us from Serena's
Pokédex. Right?
You the mouse Pokémon and the evolved form of Pikachu Raichu
is tail function as a ground and releases electricity into the
surface, which keeps it from shocking itself.
So wait, it's its tail acts as a ground.
Yes. And releases energy onto the
surface of what? I don't know.
Okay. All right.
It rides you stale function as a ground and it releases
electricity into the surface of the Earth.
I don't know. This is so poorly, right?
Yeah and it's as a ground, right?
So don't grounds have to be in the ground.
Again, I'm not a physicist. I'm not going to pretend to know
the nature of electricity. All I know is what the Pokedex
entries. Tell me.
All right, there is one more pokedex entry for the common
variant of Raichu but we have on a lowland.
That way, you talked about as well, the last one here.
Yeah, I know please calm down. Everybody sit back down, it's
fine. It's just an old and very odd
ways. I don't, I don't, I don't
understand these, these variants, and what they happen
and, you know, I really feel like I could use some, they look
so fucking cool. You some more guidance when it
comes to Regional variants. Well, I mean, listen, I'm not,
An expert on Regional variants, of course, I'm but I'm an expert
on is every single Pokemon and knowing various information
about them shit. Let's get one in here, let's get
somebody in here that knows about Regional variants, okay?
I mean I do have a colleague, we went to the same University, who
knows a lot more about Regional variants and I do, but call,
where is he? Call him in.
Listen, I will have order in my classroom, we're learning about
Raichu and doesn't we're not going to call this guy.
All right, the last entry here for Raichu says Raichu, the
mouse Pokemon and electric type and the evolved form of Pikachu
as Raichu, his body fills with electricity.
It's demeanor becomes more aggressive.
Okay, enough about fucking regular vanilla boring, right?
Boo boo. Boo you suck nationally, but all
right, she's pretty cool. Wait until you hear about the a
lowland Raichu. Hmm.
All right, so this comes to us of course from the Lola region.
There's also some entries from the gallery region, which I will
read after this. It says it only evolve Xin to
this form. India Lola region, according to
researchers, it's diet, is one of the causes of this change,
okay? So yeah, Wonder babies human
babies? No.
Oh wow. No, it's not.
It tells us what use of a Lola region.
Eats human, baby pendant, don't stop writing that.
On mr. Curtis it's not true and okay.
Got it. Rip, you're welcome, mr.
Curtis here, I'm a wealth of knowledge.
Okay, it's next one, says it uses psychokinesis to control
electricity. It hops aboard its own tail,
using psychic power to lift, the tail and move about while riding
it. That's sick.
Yeah so it's like a it's like a surfer is what it looks like,
okay? All right.
The next one here says it focuses like energy into its
tail and rides like it's surfing another name for this Pokemon is
Hodad's. What?
Okay, why is there a name for
this Pokemon is how dad h0d ad? I don't know.
I was just about to ask what? What?
How you spell that? Listen, I'm not from the Aloha
region. I don't know what that means.
I don't know why they feel like somebody got drunk and Pokemon
is that? So I was like, hey, that's
fuckin asshole, Dad. Don't know.
That's right. At you all know, man, we call
it. Oh, Daddy here.
Like I feel like that's probably all that way down or its shot
somebody and they were like, oh no, dad Jesus.
Oh man, this thing's crazy. Oh Dad.
Okay, surfing right away, guys. If you thought that one was
wild, hold your hold on to your seats because this one gets even
crazier. Hold onto your cheeks acts, hold
on, to your cheeks acts and get ready for a cheek kiss.
Because this one says when you rub its cheeks a sweet fragrance
fragrance comes wafting hours. Oh however you'll also get a
light shock. Okay that's so I'm going to
assume it's the cheeks on its face.
It doesn't say that but yes I would assume so you know I have
heard rumors that mr. Curtis if you also run His
cheeks. There are fragrances that will
come out but they don't smell good.
All right. Stop being mean to mr.
Curtis, I've just tease. My chubby cheeks are GIF.
Gift to give to God. I'm not, I'm not I'm not
rubbing. What the fuck was that?
No God. I stop stop.
Please don't like that. Arceus gave me these checks for
a reason. All right, we'll just just I
don't want to see the other cheeks.
Just keep your pants on the worst thing I've ever.
I've heard, and I've heard the last cries of a squirtle as its
drowning. I wonder how you heard that.
We know what was here. We're coming for you.
Yeah, we're gonna find out what happened.
Okay. Last one here from the Aloha
lowland regions says it loves pancakes prepared with a secret
a lowland recipe. Some some wonder whether that
recipe holds the key to this Pokemons Evolution.
Wow okay yeah fucking breaking news everybody it's the cakes
breaking news. Everyone Bisquick made a lowland
riots, you very It's well it's the lowland secret recipe,
that's doing it. So well, I know is I guess hate
it may be babies, who knows. Ground-up human babies Roundup,
human babies. Okay, now let's move on to the
gal. Our region for the Olin variant
Pokedex entries. It says, here it is believed
that the weather climate and food of the Aloha region.
All play a part in, causing Pikachu to evolve into this form
of Raichu. So not just the pancakes,
gotcha. So I'm not just not just the
pancakes, according to the pancake, the syrup and the
breeze. Yeah, the the The smell of the
pancakes on the, on the warm breeze.
The feel of the pancakes going down, your gullet.
It's all of it. Yeah.
Okay the last thing here says this Pokemon rides on its tail.
Well it uses its psychic powers to levitate it attacks with
star-shaped Thunderbolts star-shaped under Mass.
This Pokemons kind of extra huh? That's crazy.
How does it even scope electricity into that Starship
with its psychokinesis? We talked about Before you pay
attention, mr. Curtis please.
Okay, very true. Okay, I apologize, One Last
unique pokedex entry here that comes from the Rotom Pokedex,
who's it is? I don't fucking know.
It says, Raichu a Lola form this mouse, poke or sorry, the mouse
Pokemon and electric and psychic-type Raichu manipulate
electricity with its mind and it's like Powers, allow it to
use its tail as Transportation. That's badass.
I wish I could do that. Okay, okay.
Do you have a tail? I don't but I can I can I can
move that ass around though. You know what I mean?
Please don't, please don't demonstrate.
I won't, I won't I won't. This is not the right side of
that. Okay, so I have course here have
a unsourced on credit article. Let's read it very quickly so
you can move on to the pop quiz. All right, and where did you
find this one? Professor know your fucking
business, Mr. Graham told you didn't like you.
Okay, Raichu is covered in dark orange fur with a white belly.
It's bifurcated. Ears are brown on the outside
and yellow on the insides and end in a distinctive curl.
There is a circular yellow marking on each cheek where it's
electric sacks are and it has triangular has a triangular dark
brown nose, its arms and feet have patches of brown, fur at
the end and The Souls of its long feet, are tan with a
circular orange pad in the circular Orange pad in the
center on its back. Are two horizontal Brown
Stripes. It's long thin tail has a
lightning bolt shaped end. This lightning bolt is chipped
on females. Huh?
Yeah, so you might have noticed that in the right, you that we
brought out. Yes, Raichu exudes, a weak,
electrical charge from all its from all its body and glows
slightly in the dark, okay, it goes on to say right, use tail
is used. Gather electricity from the
atmosphere or it can be planted into the ground to search for
electricity. It also protects Raichu from its
own voltage, power, its tail. That is right.
You can store a hundred thousand volts of electricity in Fright.
You snacks are fully charged. Its ears will stand straight up
and it's muscles become stimulated.
However, it will become aggressive, a store too much
electricity, and stress to keep from reaching the state.
It discharges its electricity through its tail.
Down into the ground. This leads to scorched patches
near its nest. Being the result of evolution
via evolution. Stone Raichu is rarely found in
the wild though they can be found in forests and Woodlands.
The main reason, right, you is rarely seen in the wild is
because Pikachu is because people prefer the look, it had
as Pikachu that doesn't make any fucking sense.
But this thing just said there because why would people's
perception? But I like Make any difference
to whether or not a wild Pikachu would evolve into a Raichu.
Oh yeah. That's don't know why they
weren't at that way. No.
I like the first the first thing you said right?
Because the evolution stone is needed and there's not very many
of those. Yeah.
See them in a while because of that that that makes sense but
like the fact that people prefer the look of Pikachu, that makes
no sense. All right, so then it goes on to
talk about the alone, linen Raichu.
I'll read that very quickly, you know, Lola rights, you have
Their coloring and more rounded features.
Its eyes are blue with yellow half circles along the bottom,
it has large yellow ears than inner spiral toward the base and
brown on the inside. These ears are thicker and less
pointed than a standard righteous here, in addition to
its white belly, a lowland, right?
You has White markings on, its paws with bright yellow lines
between its digits. Doesn't wait.
Doesn't have digits 0. Want to see the digits on its
feet. Yeah, don't be ridiculous.
How many fucking fingers. So how many fingers don't be
silly the stripes on its back have also turned white and
there's a small white circular marking on each heel.
The lightning bolt shaped tip of his tail has rounded edges and
by collecting its psychic power. Its tail is able to ride it like
a surfboard and float in the air while its cheeks acts are still
used to store electricity. What a whole Add.
Yeah, like a hoedown to look at home that.
Look the Hodad's. It is.
It's like the Hodad's do just gonna make it no one.
Make some random names for other variants.
So, Windham, it is, when demand. Sorry, my listen came out.
I spent the first nine years of my life, trying to get rid of
it. Just came back out.
Sorry, it's very window, shit! There goes again.
Fuck. Sorry.
Okay, well it's cheeks. Acts are still used to store
electricity. Rubbing them releases a sweet
Aroma while also getting a light shock.
This is also a thought To be connected to its psychic
abilities. Wait, who?
Okay, so I think we've learned all there is to know about a
Raichu so I think it's finally time for a pop quiz.
Whoo, no way. Yep.
No pop quiz. I know, I can't believe it
either, so go ahead and pull out your pens and pencils your Rotom
laptops. Put away your Pokedex is yeah.
Your cheat sheet wrote. Anything photo could help.
I will say a calculator might actually be pretty useful in
this one. So go ahead and pull that out
too. If you could so this is not a
math class biology class. You know I can't do math, okay?
All right. Question number one, give me
Professor. Jacob, two different ways of
knowing when a Raichu has too much stored electricity.
There's there's more than two but just, just slap down to
answers and give them to me, okay?
So cool respond by saying one, if it's glowing in the dark and
two, if it's very angry and hostile and Curtis responded
with big chunky boy. Raichu becomes extra juicy with
electricity, wait. Sorry, let's read that again.
Big chunky boy. Raichu becomes extra juicy with
electricity. You can tell becomes more
aggressive and its ears will stick straight up.
Yes, you are both correct. It's Is aggressive.
It glows in the dark? Its ears will stick straight up.
Also it plants. Its tail on the ground to
discharge electricity. That was another thing that you
could have said, but your answers were both great.
Wow, mr. Curtis was yours.
Is a little bit hard to decipher, but it was still
correct and Essence, careful, mr.
Kirchner lose points, again. Sorry Professor.
I have to have to focus it on doing that a little bit better.
Yes, please keep it simple. Stupid, kiss look.
Yeah, t. Kiss you kiss.
Okay. Question number two.
What is another name for the a lowland Raichu?
All right, but the answers are in Corbin responded with Hodad's
all caps exclamation point at the end.
So very, very enthusiastic about this answer and mr.
Curtis responded with the lowland Raichu is also known as
hodad. Did you spell it correctly?
He is spelled every word correctly.
There is punctuation at the end. He now he did forget to
capitalize the first letter. Are but I mean listen I'm not
gonna I'm not gonna look a I know this one was this answer
was not like, you know, as creative as I typically, you
know, right my answers. But I just wanted to, you know,
get back to my roots. Yeah, sure.
I was being accurate. There you go.
The work of art in this one comes from its Simplicity I
think of course they're Curtis. All right.
Question number three, what happens when you rub the cheeks?
X, I'm going to lowland, right. You are, you are both correct,
by the way. I know I said that about the the
Hodad's thing. Oh, yeah.
Oh, Dad hold it. Your dad's a ho hold it.
Now, I don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly.
Is it like maybe it's hot? Admits hot.
Adore. Poda the.
Oh Daddy. Oh, Dad or a dad.
Ha ha dad. Guys, this lesson sponsored by
hotend sounds like some stupid company.
Sure does it sure does sound like a stupid company.
Okay. Answer is have been received for
both of you so let me go ahead and write them.
The question was, of course what happens when you rub the cheeks?
I'm gonna land, right? You Corbin responded with a
sweet. Aroma is released and then maybe
a few Sparks as well. And Curtis responded with when
you rub the cheeks of a hodad smelly, sweet smell.
Comes walking out and you do get to get a small shock.
That's right. Yes.
So yes. Sweet fragrance and a light
shock. Both absolutely correct.
Yes. All right question it.
Number four given that current is equal to Velocity divided by
resistance and human skin generally Has a resistance of
100 thousand ohms. When dry and 1000 ohms when wet,
how much current in amps will a human receive if struck by a
Raichu at full power in both of these conditions, What?
Okay. Okay.
All right. Which parts would you like me to
cover again the whole thing buddy?
Okay, I need to pull out a separate sheet of paper.
I'ma need to gather my thoughts here.
Alright. Can you do that?
I didn't sign up for this no more questions like this after
this. Okay, just fucking repeat it
again, okay? Yeah, I'll just listen the point
of these pop quizzes is to test your knowledge, right?
I can't, if I'm not making questions that challenge you,
I'm not doing you and we didn't review this professor, we didn't
Yes, we did. We, listen, I've given you all
the tools that you need, I'm gonna read it one more time.
Alright, let's make it snappy. Thank you.
Okay, given that current is equal to voltage divided by
resistance, okay? And human skin.
Generally has a resistance of 100 thousand ohms.
When it's dry and 1000 ohms when wet.
How much human skin is? What hundred thousand, what?
Ohms 100,000 homes when wet? No, a hundred thousand ohms when
dry and 1000 ohms, when wet one thousand, one one, okay?
Yes, 1001 wet 100,000 when dry, okay?
How much current in amps will a human receive if struck by a
Raichu at full power in both these conditions?
So the conditions being dry? And wow, so it's two part
answer. So the current in amps will
human receive if struck by a riot shoe, Exactly.
Because when, when we were talking about damage like, like,
damage that electricity can do, we often talk in times about the
voltage, right? But it's not really the voltage
here. That is being painful, right?
That's not what we feel. What we really feel is current,
and current is a product of voltage lighted, by a
resistance, divided by resistance, so you need both of
those things to get a current. So same, oh, this has a super
high voltage, it doesn't really Sara Lee mean that it's going to
do a lot of damage to you. It's all about the resistance.
So the answers are about dry current and wet current.
Yes. Okay, correct.
Are we assuming here that the voltage is on the higher end?
It's at full power, okay? So that's what I want is that we
talked about, okay, I got this, i got this.
Let's see. Okay.
Did my math? Mmm, I love the play-by-play
that we're getting this. This must be what it's like to
be Corbin. Normally, you know, I he's done
so much quicker than me. But this time, I'll know if it's
right or not. If Mischief Professor Jacob,
just hurts bursting out laughing.
All right, I submitted my answer.
Okay. All right.
So I have the answers here from mr.
Curtis and Corbin. All right.
Let's read them. So, so Corbin wrote.
The current on dry skin is equal. 21 amps.
Which is weird that he put David plural for one.
But you know, that's fine. And for wet skin, he wrote 100
amps. Mr. Curtis answered.
Very similarly 1 amp dry and 100 amps wet?
Yes, yeah. According to the calculations
and formulas that I gave you, that's 100% correct.
So I kind of want to talk on that a little bit about how
dangerous A right to really is so when it comes to current but
we humans will start to feel like a little bit of current,
like a little bit of electric shop at 1 milliamp, or which is
equal to zero point zero zero one amp.
Wow. Electricity.
Now, we'll start to feel a painful shock at 10 milliamps,
which is 0.01 amp, and at about 200 milliamps or of course, zero
point, 2 amps. This is all that's required to
actually cause death. Wait, .02 a enough to cause
death. Yes, point two.
Wow, sorry. Yeah.
Points 2 amps is enough to cause death point.
So if you're completely, alright, if you're completely
dry a riot, you has enough power to shock, you five times that
amount to die. Yes.
If you get shocked by Raichu at full power it will kill you.
Oh lovely? And then that is Like x 100
times when your skin is wet, right?
Oh, so you'll pretty much just explode.
So it will melt your skin completely off.
Do not fuck with a riot. You like at all.
Okay, I like not fuck a riot. You got it, not in the rain,
which is, which is why I have made the decision.
Not to give you this right. You Corbin:.
You know what? Barry that's fair.
That's fair. It just too much.
Too much power. Our for your little body to
handle. I know, I know to too much of it
too much, as of a chance of liability suits and just cursed
us onto me similarly the other day.
He said, quote, I have too much power for your little body to
handle. To didn't understand what that
meant though. Mr. Curtis, explain.
My raw personal energy is just too much for Corbin to handle.
Gotcha. I don't know if I made the cheek
kisses. No.
No those are, those are special and those are between right.
Yeah. And that's merely, that's zero.
Point is Zero one percent of his power.
So yeah. Don't worry.
You have nothing. Ha ha ha.
All right, so that does it for today's lesson here.
You guys tell me what Pokémon were talking about.
Next time. Oh, I will give you.
I'll give you a hint. It's also known as the mouse
Pokemon. No way.
So that was the third Mouse Pokemon in a row Pichu?
Now. No, it's not related to Pikachu
at all Bidoof. Thank God.
No. We're not talking about video.
From fact, I might never talk about videos on Honestly.
It's a waste of space, Plusle, and Minun.
All - okay. You know what we're done here?
Obviously did anywhere. No, it's not any of those.
We're learning about santro, which is also, of course, known
as the mouse. Yo, Santa Cruz actually, one of
my favorite Pokemon ever. Like no joke, really, and you
forgot that it comes next. That's okay, that's weird.
I kind of did, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Shannon. True and true shit.
Sure. I'm sorry.
All right, so thank you all for attending this.
Less than one. Of course, if you have any
questions for me you can contact me by sending me a gmail.
Which is of course, Gengar male 2 W wo Pokémon at gmail.com.
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But yeah, that does it for today's lesson until next time
classes, Dismissed.