Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. That's right, I'm in the chair
again. I have wrestled the reins of
this cart back from Mr. Curtis. He didn't want to give him up.
But I said it's time. It's time for you to go back
into the classroom and it's time for me to be at the head, at the
at the lead. But I do, I will say I do miss
Bug Stravaganza and Sneasel. That's OK.
But I'm sorry, Corbin, do you have a question?
You keep saying no. No, sorry, sorry.
Go ahead. OK, joining me here in the
classroom today is, of course, my wonderful teaching assistant,
Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis, how are you doing
today? Oh, I'm doing so good.
Thank you so much, professor, for for being here for for
leading this class. I had a great time during Bug
Extravaganza. It's Niesel.
No, we don't get to do that. No music time.
It's over. No, I'm.
Pretty sure there was music. Probably, yeah, during during
that week it was great or that. Week.
It was a month, Mr. Kern. A month of that all February.
Listen to you ramble. Your sense of time is is
completely off. It's just, it just all blurred
together for me. But yeah, it's.
Crazy. It still feels like January.
During that, during that whole month, it was something else.
I tell you what, and I do want to say thank you for giving me
the chance to lead the class, but now I'm so happy to be back
and in my seat and be here for you, professor.
Yes. What about me?
Well, who is me is the question everybody's asking.
And I'm gonna tell you, it's our it's our trainer in training,
our one class here or one student here in the classroom.
That's right, It is Corbin. Say hello to everybody.
Corbin. So what's going on everybody?
It is everybody's favorite former class president here, the
OG the first class president and I've I've.
Nobody voted Word. I will also be the last.
That's what I've heard. So yeah, it's, I feel like Terry
has been class president in a while.
I think it's time. Yeah, it's weird.
It's weird. Does this feel like he's been
class president for a while? Class president more than six
months. So I feel like I deserve the
throne. Again, thank you very much.
And is that your platform? That's my platform.
I think everybody knows that I am the leader of that.
You know, my mascot can be Peanut the caterpie, whom I
caught last week before the lesson.
So me and Peanut are riding together and dying together.
I hope you're not riding together because we did
confiscate him after the lesson, Corbin.
No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, and then we set him free
because, as you know, you're not allowed to have a Pokémon.
Can't have any, right? No, no, no, I know it's not like
I watched from the bushes Where you exactly where you guys put
him and then brought him back to my place that night to to sleep.
I didn't do anything like that. So don't go bother looking where
you dropped him off, because I promise you, he's there.
Mr. Curtis go to go to his house right now.
Right now we're in the middle of the class.
All right, goodbye. What?
Don't worry, he'll be back in
like a minute or so. It's at the other side of town.
It's kind of a far bike ride. Now he'll, he'll get he'll do
it. He's pretty fast.
Corman, I can't help but mention or notice you were you have you
have a particular odor about you.
Today I do, I stink today I'm so sorry.
So now the things are warming up a little bit is Mark.
OK, I'm back. Oh.
Did he have any? Was was peanut in there?
No, no, he wasn't. There's a there's a told you
Gordon has has given him a a stuffed caterpie character to
like a stuffed caterpie. No, no, he's very real.
He's very real. Trust me, he's very real.
That is that is not. Listen, I know my stinky boy
Peanut. No, he's real.
And that stinky boy Peanut. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis. Yeah, Real.
He's real. That's right.
Yeah, that's right. He's.
It's not a toy. That's right.
Oh yeah, I stink. The reason I stink today is
because I because it's getting warmer now that it's March.
I did have to apply this new ultra Buggy plus bug spray.
Look at this a big bottle here I've got a new bottle.
As you guys know, I'm very prone to bug Pokémon attacks,
especially when it warms up and it's becoming spring.
So had to get locked and loaded with my bug spray and make sure
that I wasn't getting swarmed by all of your evil little gremlin
bugs. Doesn't Mr. Curious doesn't own
all bug Pokémon? Well, I think they answer to him
on some level. I'm I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't use bug spray. That's that's dangerous to bug
type Pokémon. Well, if it's all they don't get
near me, it's fine. I'm not just like shooting him
down with it. Like I it's like I just used to
cover. Myself.
No, no, no, you can't. You can't do that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Please, Please I I'm sorry, this is a no bug spray environment
we're. Mr. Curtis, you can't.
You can't be we. Are we are anti bug spray in
this this school you don't get the rules you're.
Not the professor. You don't make the rules.
No it's not me, it's just it's the headmistress.
The headmistress has decided the whole GCL GB CLBCGCB those are
letters is a is a anti anti bug free environment.
It's not that hard. It's very it's very easy.
It really is. No smoking, no weapons, and no
bug spray are allowed on camping either.
That's that's the rule. No then?
Well, no. He's he's making that up.
Corbin, if you can, you can have the bug spray, but maybe, maybe
just put it in your bag for now so it doesn't.
All right, fine, Mr. Curtis. Fine here.
You started to get really antsy. If you, if you pull that bug
spray out again, I swear to goodness, I will.
I will. I will end what?
End that bug. And yeah.
You'll end that bug spray. No, no, no, no, no, no.
You can clearly have a thought, Mr. Curtis.
What is it? What are you going to do?
You're going to end me. Is that what you're going?
To say you're going to end. Me, I'm gonna.
End a student. Little boy Corbin, you're gonna
end Little boy Corbin. I would never.
End the 10 year old huh?
OK. Wow.
OK, well, let's keep moving along here.
I do. Before we get into the class or
into the lesson in earnest. I do have a Gengar male here
that I would like to read, if that's OK.
This. Comes.
I'll allow it. Great, thanks.
Wow, first he's bringing bugs. Right now he's allowing me to to
read Gengar Males. He's really sad.
First class president. Really pushing his luck today.
So this this Gangar mail comes to us from Henry.
They say hi there, Professor Jacob, Mr. Curtis and Crawford
was. It Corbin?
Nope, it's not Crawford. Maybe he wasn't talking about
you. Maybe he was talking about
Crawford the Well, I don't. Know who Crawford is, but I I'm
sure I'll pass. This He's the Kingler that is
the swimming coach here at the GCLCBOTSC.
LC Oh, I haven't met him. You're.
Right. Yeah, my bad.
Yeah. Oh, wait, no, I'm sorry.
I'm thinking of Clawford. Anyways, I was just writing it
again to tell Mister Curtis that I have reached 3600 hours as an
assistant to a Gym Leader, that I would like to join the
Interregional Society of Assistance to Professionalism.
Thanks, and keep up the great work.
Oh, and also, Spinner Rack is a really cool Pokémon, right next
to Sujuai and Arctifish. Sincerely, Henry.
All right now, Mr. Curtis. Yes.
Does so they have 3 thousand 3600 hours, which I think was
the required amount of time that you've stated maybe in the past
at some point to be as an assistant to a gym leader.
Does this give them access to join the Interregional Society
of Assistance to Professionalism?
I don't Assistant to a gym leader, Yeah.
Yeah. And I know it's normally like
professors that you're assistants to.
Well, but gym. Leaders are professionals.
They are professionals and you are an assistant to one.
I tell you what I will need you. You still need to fill out the
application and complete the 400 page essay as to what it truly
means to be an assistant to a professional and we'll submit
you to the council, the account and and we'll see.
The Council shall decide your fate.
Yeah, maybe I'll have some input.
We'll see. Well, you're not on the council.
You're not on the council so but, but Henry, you know, you've
just basically met the, the minimum criteria to apply, but
it's not a given, OK, you do have to apply and we, we do have
a rigorous application process, so.
Yeah, a lot of people are trying to join the society.
It's a. Yeah, it's weird.
It's a very powerful Society of assistance to professionalism.
So thank you. But Henry, I, I will accept, I
will accept you as a potential applicant.
So thank you, Henry. OK, well, OK, Also, real quick,
Mr. Curtis, does does Henry get a Gold Star?
Well, Henry did say Spinner Rack is a very cool Pokémon, and
that's true. And so you know, if, if if if if
you like spinner rack are you Dos, If you like bug types, then
you're pretty cool in my book too.
You're Gold Star worthy. So you're getting.
A Gold Star. Yeah, all.
Right. Well, thank you so much, Henry,
for the Gengar mail. If any students out there would
like to send us a Gengar mail containing, I don't know, just
your thoughts, an essay maybe on a Pokémon, maybe, I don't know,
a drawing of some kind, you can send it to wwopokemon@gmail.com.
Hey, maybe I'll say it again at the end of the lesson.
I don't know. Probably did.
Did you say whether or not they got extra credit, Professor?
No, no extra credit. It's not there was it wasn't an
essay. It was just a just saying like,
hey. Hey.
Hey, I want to join your your society so.
That's OK. Cool.
Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I mean, like, listen, I'm
not taking points away from them or anything, but if you want to
get extra credit, you got to send me some assignments.
OK, All right, all right, that's.
Fine, OK, let's move on to the lesson here.
Does anybody know who we're going to be talking about this
week? It's a bear one, right?
Little bear dude. Pokémon.
What's called? It is technically a little bear,
Yes, that is one name for it. So you know what?
I'm gonna give it to you. We are learning about the Little
Bear Pokémon, also known as Teddy Ursa.
I was close, right? Yeah, no, you had it.
You were right. We are learning the Little Bear
Pokémon. Right, but I said teddy ring.
You said teddy ring, right? That's like a ring of teddy.
Ursa's like a ring. Right, right, right, right,
right, right. Of course, of course.
OK. And it was you, that Ursa Baer I
could remember. OK, has anybody here seen a
Teddy Ursa before? I did.
I went to a pageant show, you know, last month, OK, And I did
see somebody dress up their little teddy Ursa, but it was
covered in a ton of clothing, so I didn't really get to see the
full naked Pokémon. So I'm excited to see 1 today if
you have one. I guess I should have specified
Has anybody seen my Teddy Ursa today?
Because like I. Well, I sit the pokey ball out
after, you know, I got that out of the closet last night.
It's been it. It was out here on the desk, is
it not? Is it not?
I don't hear the desk anymore. Well, I mean, listen, I threw it
out earlier to, you know, you know, make sure it was correct
because you've sent you've, you've messed up a couple times.
That's true. What's did I put it?
Was it the Teddy Ursa ball that I put on the desk?
Yes, it was Teddy Ursa, but like it kind of wandered out and it
was like I'm not quite sure where it ran off to.
OK, yes. Has anybody has anybody seen it
or anything? I, I haven't seen it.
I mean it's a pretty big school, but I haven't, I haven't seen
anything. Maybe you should take better
care of your Pokémon. I'm just gonna put.
I'm gonna. I have.
I have a Berry here. I have a Berry.
I'm gonna dip it in some honey. I'm just gonna place it on my
desk and we're gonna see if that's see what?
See what happens, See if it sees that doesn't.
OK, Everybody here. Be quiet.
Nothing yet.
Nothing, yet still nothing. This is a waste of time.
That's a. Lot of wait wait wait.
Wait, hold on. Hold.
This. That was a net.
The secretary walking by.
Hi, Nat. Yeah.
Hi, Nat. Thank.
You thank you for the copies earlier.
Nothing. I guess we could just hang this
up. Wait.
There he is. Look.
Here he comes. They they're very shy, OK?
He's got whoa. He's got like a lot of pollen on
him too. Oh yeah, he's covered in pollen.
He's actually got a couple berries, like, you know, wrapped
in his little baby hands. So he's coming in, come back,
Come on in, Teddy. Or.
So listen, I thought you're look at.
This little fella, where did you get?
Where did you get all that pollen from?
I thought the fur was yellow for a second because he was covered
in so much. My biologies.
Act up. Oh my goodness.
All right, well, since you're sneezing, Mr. Curse, can you
describe the Teddy Ursa for us? Yeah, sure.
Teddy Ursa here is actually hold on.
I shouldn't just, I shouldn't just say Teddy Ursa.
What? What is this little one's name
again? Professor.
Did we give it a name? Toots.
Take my what? I'm sorry, what did you call
them? Toots, the Teddy, The Teddy
Ursa. Toots, huh?
Toots. What about What about Honey Boy?
Honey boy. OK, how about honey?
OK, so we've got Honey boy here. Honey boy?
Honey Toots. Yeah, it's weird because Honey
boy is a girl. This is a female teddy Hair so.
OK, gotcha. Misgendering is always.
Fun. Yeah, it's Honey Boy,
ironically. Honey boy ironically.
OK OK, so honey boy is. Toots butter, but honey bear
works. Not.
You think toots? You think toots works better?
Yeah, Toots is way cuter guys. Leave a comment below in the
poll. Do you like Toots or what was
yours again? What was the name?
Honey, do you remember? Do you want do you want honey?
Bear or toots Honey. No honey, honey.
Boy. You honey, honey, honey boy, the
girl or Toots. Fine, fine.
We'll do Toots. I like dudes, yeah.
Toots All right girl on you. All right, guys, you don't need
to vote anymore. Yeah, I'm sure you'll have
something to vote for, something we'll be there to vote for.
Her all right here's you know me I don't vote here's here's honey
boy our our toots yeah it's about two feet tall and she has
got 3 little claws on each paw and it's got 2 little claws in
each little Footsie baby and it's got baby well it looks like
a Crescent moon on her forehead yeah and looks.
Like a piggy beak. I could see that.
Little, little chubby, chubby ears.
Yeah, it's cute. Chubby little ears.
Yeah, I love him. That's why I kiss his little
paws. He's adorable.
Is is a she? Is she sorry?
I'm so sorry. Hello.
Toots AKA Honey Boy, isn't she? I don't know how you could be
confused. Hey, you guys hear a you guys
hear a buzzing sound, so. You is that your tummy growling
toots? Mr. Curtis, I told you to put
your phone away. You're not supposed to have a
phone. I'm so sorry.
Yeah, OK. I put my Rotom phone away in the
bag. No, that wasn't it either.
I still hear a buzzing noise. It's like getting closer.
You guys hear it's getting louder?
It's like it's getting faster, louder and faster.
Too. It sounds like it's like coming
from the hallway. Should I get my head out or
should I? The pollen from.
The. Stand back everybody feed your.
What are you doing? What happened?
Corbin. Corbin Ohh crap, I did it again.
No, no, just my volunteer reaction.
I, I hey, get up, buddy. Get up.
You've got, he's got a pulse, right?
I told you, Peter told you not to, not to, not to bug spray.
I told you not to bug spray. No, no.
I just. OK.
So he ran in the way of the spray.
That was the issue. I didn't spray him directly.
I sprayed. Roslyn.
Get Roslyn in here. OK, yeah, I got to go get.
Roslyn, you know what? You know what?
Wait. Hold on.
I changed my mind. You wait.
No. Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, get back in here. Just get back in here.
He didn't check. He didn't check the calendar.
Alright, alright, Corbin. Corbin, you dragged the spinner
rack body to Rosalyn. That would be much better.
She did, she's on PTO. Today going out what?
She's on PTO today. Who we got?
Roslyn. Roslyn.
Ohh, never mind. I guess she.
Wasn't here. Corbin.
Did you grab her from home? She was on PTO today.
Why did you do that? I couldn't.
I couldn't let this stand. I couldn't let this stand.
All right. OK.
She. I know.
Let's hear. Let's hear her.
Let's hear her diagnosis. Let's see.
Yeah, I don't. I don't speak.
I don't speak resilient. Oh no.
No. Oh, what's going on?
He's. Gonna get better, right?
This this be drill. No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. You've you've done it again,
Corbin. Wait, wait, wait.
Now she's saying OK Now she's saying there might be a chance.
OK, I'll take it real quickly. Here.
I'll help you. I'll help you.
I'll carry this guy. Come on.
No, no, no, no. I'll be right back, guys.
You get you get started on the Pokedex entries.
Well, we can't start in the without you.
OK, He's already gone. Awesome.
Did you just. I think he kind of enjoyed
spraying the bug spray. Like like there was a big smile
on his face when. He, yeah, he said.
I got just the thing for this I'm pretty sure.
Say that. Roll back to Tates, I think, I
think, he said. I got just the thing for this.
And then he licked his lips too, like he'd been waiting for it,
waiting for the opportunity to do that.
I I don't know, I don't know about about this professor.
I don't know if I. Can continue to be in class.
Oh, he's coming back. He's coming back.
Sorry, I had to drag him all the way down the other side of the
school where the nurse's office is.
OK, so she's, she's working on him.
She's got him hooked up some Ivs and stuff like that and a bunch
of other doctor stuff. So they're going to put him on
some fluids and hopefully he'll he'll get better.
I just feel awful. That was not my intention.
It was a voluntary reaction. I'm.
So why are you smiling? I was, I was smiling at he's
here. No, you're smiling right now.
I'm so. Seamous so.
It's so scary. It's.
So unpredictable. You know?
I feel, I I smile and I laugh sometimes and I'm uncomfortable.
So sorry. Sorry.
Yeah. You're quirky like that.
I don't want to kill the Beedrill.
I just don't want to attack me. It's it.
God. Hey.
Where did where did Toots go? Did he, Did he did she run out
in the madness? Where'd she go?
No, Toots is here. She's she's hanging behind my
leg. It's fine.
OK, what up Toots? Toots, Toots.
You can't just go. We're stealing pollen from from
random B drills alright? That that's how this happens or
you gotta be more careful about you.
Gotta be careful girl. Toots is still freaking out.
I'm go ahead and put her back in the pokey, her pokey ball.
Alright, bye toots, love you. Let's start reading some Pokedex
entries. How about that?
That's fine with me. All right, starting off from the
Dota region, the first entry here says if it finds honey, its
Crescent mark glows. It always licks its paws because
they are soaked with honey. Always God, what a way to live.
Yeah, it's always soaked in honey.
Toe to tip. Soaked in honey.
T-shirt. I don't know, maybe.
Soaked in honey. Soaked Soaked 24/7.
Soaked in honey 20. 47 soaked in honey.
The glowing of the Crescent mark is kind of interesting and I'm
not sure like how or why that happens.
Maybe it's like dispersing excess energy or something.
Maybe it's all I can think of, really.
Perhaps I could see that I. Think it's in it.
It seems to be an involuntary thing.
It just does it. Whenever it's got a lot of lot
of sugar in that honey. Yeah, true.
And it's a small little body, too much sugar for that little
body. The next entry here says before
food becomes scarce in the winter time, it's habit is to
hoard food in many hidden locations.
OK, nice Sam, how hidden are we talking?
Good question. So hidden enough for other
Pokémon to not be able to find it, but not too hidden that
Teddy Ursa can't find it. I like it.
Good happy medium. Yeah, what?
What that means exactly, I don't know.
All right, here, one more entry in the Johto region.
It says it always licks honey. It's palm tastes sweet because
of all the honey it has absorbed.
Man, I wish I'd gotten a little suckle before you put the toots
back into the Pokeball. Yeah, you want suckle toots.
The paw at least. Thank you for the clarification.
#Suckle Toots. T-shirt.
No explanation, just #suckle toots.
No picture, no contacts, nothing.
Not attached to this school at all.
Just #suckle two. It's on AT shirt.
Yeah, Oh my God, please not attached to this school.
Yeah, they God, they would never forgive me.
OK, moving on to the Hoen region.
The first entry, and I believe the only entry says this Pokémon
likes to lick its palms that are sweetened by being soaked in
honey. Teddy Ursa concocts its own
honey by blending fruits and pollen collected by B Drill.
Yeah, we saw. That we saw that in action.
So we did. If we if that beedrill hadn't
attached, we might have seen some some honey being concocted.
No, no, we really would. That would have.
Been an incredible sight to see that beedrill.
Ruined it all. God I know you just you just
hate beedrills. Right.
No, I don't hate them. Just just want to kill them all,
don't you? Don't you?
Don't you Corbin shoving me?
I don't. Don't you?
Don't me, you little.
Don't I you you. Don't you You.
He's really broken up, you. You, you, you.
OK, buddy, I'm sorry. Wow.
It's going to be OK, Mr. Curtis. He's going to survive, going to
live. I just know it.
You all right? He's he's having a aneurysm.
Yeah, he's curled up. OK, let's move on to the center
region. There's only one entry here as
well. It says it lets honey soak into
its paws so it can lick them all the time.
Every set of paws tastes unique. That's interesting.
Wonder if it's like? The pause.
Are you, are you writing that down in your your notebook?
I am indeed. Yeah.
Wait, no, that's your To Do List.
Are you writing it down? No, no, no, don't worry about
that. Now just get the milk.
To do lick? Yeah, just to do like pause.
Milk. Buy more bug spray.
Lick the pause. Lick the pause.
Yeah, everyone tastes unique. So I mean you could potentially,
you know, different flavors identify.
What you somewhat like different flavors of Teddy Ursa?
Well, I mean the paws themselves.
Right, so each paw tastes a little bit different.
Yes, yes. Why?
I don't know, maybe. I'm not sure if it's just the
inherence difference between all teddy Ursas or maybe it's
because they, you know, eat different foods.
Maybe has nothing to do with the teddy ursa itself.
It's just, you know, the foods that they've eaten.
Hear me out, instead of a frozen yogurt place, you just have like
10 teddy Ursas set up and you just lick all their paws.
How about that? That doesn't sound very hygienic
if. Everybody's.
Licking the teddy. If everybody, everybody's going
together and licking. Teddy.
You call the business tongue to Teddy and then you know it'll
sell like hot cakes. How about that?
In this post, Taurus herd ravaging world, Corbin, I think,
I think we've learned to, you know, not lick things that other
people have licked. Community licking is frowned
upon in a post Taurus herd society.
But if you did have a place like that, what would you call it?
What if you did have a stand where you let people?
I just said it. I just, I said tongue to
teddies. Tongue teddies.
That can't be it. Try again.
That's not a no, that's not appropriate.
Dumb. Look it up.
How about that, professor? Have you ever noticed that's his
go to when he's naming things? I think Lick it up just rolls
right off the. Tongue get it to blank it up.
Blank it up. All right, I'm back on board.
I'm back on board. All right, sweetie, you're sold.
Want to invest? No, I have no money.
OK, so we're done with the center region.
And there's nothing new in the You Nova region.
Callos is also devoid of Teddy Ursa entries.
I mean, it just repeats things that other people have said.
That's their loss. Pretty sure I've made that joke
already. Check the tapes, Portia.
Play it back now. Nope, you don't need to do that
Portia. No, she OK?
She's telling me she's not gonna do that.
All right, that's fine. All right.
And then once again, she's nothing in the Alola region or
the Gala region. But I do have something here
from the Hissui region. It says ancient text says it
licks its paws because of the sweet honey that is soaked into
them. Yeah, it is cunning, stealing
into the nests of Kombi and taking for itself the honey that
the Kombi have amassed. Yummy, yummy cunning.
Do you think it's do you think you really have to be that
cunning to steal from Kombi? I don't think they're that like.
I don't think they're very observant.
Now I have to be more cunning to steal from a bee drill that's.
That's true, yeah. That's that's, that's ballsy.
It is, unless they're dead, right, Corbin?
They're not OK. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Moving on to the Paldea region, the first entry says this
Pokémon discreetly follows Combi to find their hive.
It scoops up big dollops of honey in its palms to eat.
That's. Cute big old dollops, I love
that. That's pretty cute.
That's cute. It's paws are soaked in oodles
of honey. Oodles.
Oh, that's the name. That's the name.
Oodles, Oodles. Oodles of honey.
Oodles of honey is great. Yeah.
I like that. We should use that for something
when nervous. Teddy Ursa will lick its paws
and soon have a smile back on its face.
Oh my God, that's adorable. That's so cute.
All right, let's see here. There is nothing in the there's
nothing in the lentil region. So let's see if we have any
unique Pokedex entries. Yes, we have one here from Ash.
It says Teddy Irsa, the little bear Pokémon.
This cute, cuddly Pokémon is easily frightened and frequently
licks its paws, which are usually covered with sweet
honey. Sweet.
Honey, I think that's a pretty good primer on on Teddy Irsa.
Yeah, I. Think it's pretty good.
Good job, Ash. The next one comes to us from
Leko's Rotom phone. Who?
I don't know. Leko, apparently.
I don't think we've ever. Heard of Leko?
Is Leko. I don't know but they found a
Teddy Ursa at some point. All right, cool.
Let's hear about this guy, I guess.
They say Teddy Ursa, the little bear Pokémon ate normal type.
It's paws are soaked in oodles of honey.
Oodles of honey. When nervous, Teddy Ursa licks
its paws, which makes it smile. Aw.
And that's all of the unique Pokedex entries that we have as
well. Dang, in fact, those are all the
Pokedex entries that we have on Teddy Ursa.
That's there's not a lot. It just likes to suck honey, and
that's pretty much. It yeah, you'll notice that
coming from the Steno region, we jumped all the way to Hisui.
So we skipped like 3 full regions 4:00 to.
Four regions, I'll get some new material.
Yeah. So yeah, a lot of people don't
care about Teddy arson, which is honestly disappointing in my
opinion because it's adorable. Yeah, how could you look at
tubes and not care? Do we have any questions that we
wanna ask before we move on to the testing portion of the
lesson? Am I gonna get sued?
For for killing the B. Drill No for injuring the B
drill. Accident for injuring the B
drill? I don't know.
I don't think, I don't think B drills have the right to sue if
it was a trainer's B drill. You'll be hearing from my
lawyer. What?
Your lawyer? No, we have a Mr. Curtis.
We have a clause in the clause, like a Teddy Erisa's clause.
We have a clause in our mission statement that says we're not
allowed to sue students. Yeah, that's good.
I can do whatever now. Yeah, it was happening a lot.
So we can't sue them. I'm going to have to see what I
can do about that. Wow, he's got it out for you
now, whatever that's going to be.
Stand by you can and watch him and watch him do this.
You can and you will no this. This animosity between you 2 is
going to be real awkward because our test our our our assignment
today is a skit, which is one of our very few group assignments.
Oh yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I can't. I can't skit with him today.
Wow, disobeying the professor you he gets he gets one month of
being the professor himself, but all of a sudden.
More than you love the professor.
I. Just.
That that be drill. The B drill's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine. It's.
Yeah, exactly. Thank you, Professor.
No, I have an alibi. I see.
No, no all. Right, well, let me here, let me
let me read the prompt for the skit and I'll do the skittle
rubric and we'll see if you change your mind.
All right? OK, OK, OK.
The prompt is one of you is a B drill who is being plagued by
the other one who is a Teddy Ursa preparing for the winter.
I realize now maybe how maybe we have it's a bad taste in our
mouth from recent events little bit well, that's what we got.
Oh boy, what is it again? One of you is a Pedrill who is
being plagued by the other one who is a Teddy Ursa preparing
for the winter. OK, let me read the rubric here.
So 1 you must include information that we learned in
class, and two, you must demonstrate an understanding of
the unique abilities and attributes of the Pokémon. 3,
the presentation must be at minimum 3 minutes long and focus
primarily on the topic assigned. And then four, you must use two
of the three props provided. Are you ready for your props?
Give us the props. OK, with more, with more energy,
Mr. Curtis. Give us the props.
Give us, give us the props, professor.
That's a little bit better. OK, so the props you can you
have a button. A button.
A button? OK, a teapot.
OK. Or a box of chocolates.
Can I just eat that and just use the other two and?
No, it's not a real box. It's not a real box of
chocolate. The chocolates are made of
chalk, Corbin. They're not real.
Well, that's not true. They're stage chocolates.
They're stage. Chocolates.
You're not supposed to. Eat up.
Got it, Got it. OK.
All right, so go ahead. I'm gonna go out into the.
I'm gonna just for no reason in particular, hop and skip on down
to Rosalyn's office and just just see how things are going
down there for no reason. I mean for no reason in.
Particular only good things. I know what I saw OK all.
Right, get working. All right, professor, we have
finished our script for our skit.
I would like to include you this time and.
Guys, I think we need to take a moment of silence before we do.
Why? What happened?
No, no, the B drill. No, that's it.
I knew I knew it. No, I knew it.
No, he's not. He's lies.
Government conspiracy. He's alive.
He's a very loud moment of silence.
No, I just don't believe it. I just no moment of silence if I
don't believe it. Rosalinde grandma passed away
and you know, it's very heartbreaking for her.
Beatles doing great, by the way. Beatles fine.
God, thank God. So good.
Beatles flying around, all happy.
It's perfectly healthy. I believe it when I see it.
No need to. I believe it when I see it.
Pour one out for Roslyn, Grandmother.
Hey, we want you to read. This thing when I walked in,
Corbin. Sorry, Yeah.
Here's the here's the script. We do want you to read the
actions and narration. You.
We want you to be included. And me and Curtis will read the
dialogue. Oh.
My God, I haven't prepared for this.
I don't. No, it's OK.
Let me do my stage makeup real quick.
Let me do my stage makeup. No, no.
We. Don't have?
Time. No SO.
Fine. So Mr. Curtis will be playing
the role of the A disgusting B drill and I'll be playing the
little cute little baby Teddy Ursa.
If somebody, if somebody out there is listening and wants to
draw us in respective B drill and Teddy Ursa little onesie
costumes, that would be great. Thank you very much.
All right. Are you ready, Professor?
Yeah, I'm ready. I'm so ready.
All right, 321 action. Fade in, deep in the fade in.
This is a stage performance, what are you talking about?
Keep going, fading lights. Fading in Lights up.
Just the light. Lights up.
Let me.
Let me cross that out. Here we go.
There we go. OK, sorry, this doesn't.
OK, I'll restart the time. All right, we're starting lights
on deep in the woods. A lowly B drill is sleeping in
Mr. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I have to cut you off there,
Lowly B drill. We didn't decide on lowly B
drill well. I mean, it's just, it's just not
like it's just not. It's just a character choice.
Yeah, it's, it's not like it's A, it's not like it's the
President B Drill. We can't be making script
revisions while we're performing, Mr. Curtis.
I mean one revision because you're.
Appealing to the every B drill, Mr. Curtis, It's it's a design
choice. We want to.
Loan A Lone B drill. I think it's what you meant to
say. OK.
Different, different words. Different, different words, OK.
No more revisions anymore. Revisions will take away from
your. Yeah, and then I'll kill you,
Mr. Curtis. I will spray.
Just spray down your word. Ohh strong words over there.
She most. Actually test me.
OK, I'm restarting the time. All right, here we go.
Lights on. Deep in the woods, a lone
beedrill is sleeping amidst a pile of pollen.
A young Teddy Ursa creeps onto the scene.
He tries to scoop up as much pollen as possible, but trips
over the Beedrills wing poof, pollen goes everywhere.
The beedrill shoots up from sleep.
What are you doing in my hive? How dare you dress masks on my
domain. I'm sorry, Mr. Beedrill, it's
just, it's so cold and I need pollen to make honey looky here.
The Teddy Ursa raises its hand. I used to be such a sticky boy,
but I'm losing. Honey and I need to make more
before the weather gets worse. Teddy Ursa licks his paw.
He offers it to the Beedrill. Hard.
And also, that's not really how you make honey, but whatever.
If you're going to barge into my home uninvited, we should at
least make some tea. Biedril grabs a teapot from his
kitchenette and hangs it over the fireplace to warm up.
Please allow me. Ten years ago is to dip his paw
in the teapot. Biedril looks on, clearly
concerned. Biedril then takes a sip of the
tea. The Beedrill.
Then takes a sieve of the tea line.
Line Interesting. The taste of this tea suddenly
tastes unique. That was the last bit of honey I
have. What am I supposed to do with
all the berries I've collected? Now what?
Berries. Teddy Ursa runs to the other
side of the room and digs to reveal several berries hidden
beneath the dirt. Beedrill looks on and awe.
What are all these berries doing my house?
When did you have time to bury these here?
That's beside the point. Listen bud, if you give me a big
jar of pollen, I'll trade you this box of chocolates.
He also digs up a box of chocolates.
You have a deal. You know how USB drills love
chocolate? The two Pokémon exchange goods.
Pleasure doing business with ya. Likewise, now keep you and all
of your berries out of my home. Teddy Arsa scampers away.
Bejel excitedly opens the box of chocolates to reveal mud pies
where the sweets should lay. You get away with them.
Lights go bye bye. I don't know how I feel about
the lights go bye bye part but. That's all right.
Amazing performance there at the end Mr. Curtis BB.
I was expecting a more subtle You won't get away.
With I was too. That was my.
Direction. Big fist shaking you well, but.
He made a he made a he made a character choice there True.
I don't agree with it. That's OK.
That's. True.
All right, all right, let's let's let's talk here.
Very good. It was a lot of fun.
Excellent performance from the both of you.
Now it is now that performance was 2 minutes and 52 seconds
long. So why?
Didn't you read slower? I don't me, I don't care.
Hold on, wait, I'm not done yet. You know, it's probably fine.
I guess we. Could.
Close enough. I.
Have to get some tea here. By two you mean syrup?
Syrup. I think we could probably round
up to three minutes on that, so fine, I'll give you the full,
full marks there now you also, I think you'd included a lot of
really good information here, the fact that Teddy Ursa's will
bury their berries. Got them, Berry.
Berries and that they also have unique flavoring to their to the
honey on their paws, which is very good.
And that, you know, they, they really need to in the winter
time, they have to find whatever they can so they don't die, I
guess. Pretty good.
They make their honeys out of pollen and berries somehow.
It's not how you make honey, but OK.
It's how you make Teddy Ursa honey.
Hey, shut up. I guess so.
OK, yeah, jeez, sorry. All of a sudden.
Oh, Mr. Gurz knows how Teddy Ursa's make honey.
Yeah. I think she knows everything.
I know how. Hey.
He's going to. Lose his mind when he finds out
what white chocolate is. Oh my God.
I mean, so there's a line here that says, you know how USB
drills love chocolate. You're lucky that this isn't a a
skit focusing on B drills because I would have to take
points away from you. But you know, I don't think
that's true about B drills that. Was kind of the joke.
You have to. Suspend a little bit of
disbelief there, I. Know I don't think so.
B Drills don't be drills, don't be drills.
Don't like chocolate? And they don't.
Well, they just don't feel strongly about chocolate to get
their way. But.
But I think I think otherwise very good.
You definitely included, you know, things that we learned in
class and you made sure that they that you applied correctly
to the Pokémon. So yeah, form 4 four there and
you used the teapot and the box of chocolates.
Although the box of chocolates did end up being a box of mud
pies. I don't know if that that's
going to invalidate the what they actually were.
They're old chocolates. I'm taking .1 point off of that
so you get 3.9 for that. No, ingenuity.
You didn't give any points for ingenuity.
Come on. Nope, no, no points.
For lame Boo, just purchase your teach again.
I would never step on the professor's turf like that would
uninvited and. You you did all last month.
I mean uninvited. Oh, yeah, you were invited.
You were invited. All right, well, hey, maybe next
time we can have a skit continuing the adventures of the
Teddy Ursa and the B drill. A great idea.
I think that would be a lot of fun.
But that's gonna do it for today's lesson.
So anybody know who we're going to be learning about next time?
It's the bigger teddy one, right?
It's teddy ring, something like that.
Very close, very close. Teddy.
Mr. Curtis, what you want to guess?
Is it No. Is it the Situi?
Is it the Situi professor? He just.
Didn't. It's like he's just going to a
job for him. He doesn't even care about it.
He doesn't feel any passion for saying Decidui.
Anymore, man, I just, I just, I just feel for that, for that
beat drill. It's fine.
Look at that, It's fine. It's loosen up.
If not, fine, it'll have to live with that for the rest of its
life. If it lives no, which I'm
skeptical, it'll be a. Fun experience.
It'll tell its friends. It'll be like you're not going
to believe what happened to you. Yeah, you got to believe.
You're not going to believe it. All right, well, so yeah, next
I'll just go ahead and say it. We're learning about Ursa Ring
next week. This is the evolved form of
Teddy Ursa, so make sure you check in for that.
And I don't know why I said that.
You all have to. It's a class, you have to be.
This will affect your attendance if you don't show up.
But yeah, if you have any questions for me, the professor,
like I said earlier, you can send us a Gengar mail at
wwopokemon@gmail.com. I think we have a Twitter
account as well, the flying Pokémon themed social network
site. I think we got well, we got
YouTube account. Is that right?
I'm getting information on YouTube.
Yes, we do. We have a YouTube account, Mr.
Curtis. What what what should people
look out for there? What?
What's on there? That Why should I care?
Why should I care? Well, I think one of my favorite
things about the YouTube channel is we like, we, we stream every
Sunday. We like, yeah, yeah, we like to
stream and everybody needs to come out and check us out and
and say hello, get to know us. Get to know us.
Get to love us even more than you already do.
Yeah, and you know, tell your friends too, because your
friend, we, we want to get to know your friends as well.
Yeah, but your friends are cooler than you, so you're
introduce us. Everybody.
Everybody you know, enemy is friends.
I don't care. Thank you, Mr. Curtis Corbin.
Yeah, what's up? What's on the Patreon?
We have a Patreon. There is a lot of stuff on the
Patreon guys, if you don't know and you live under a rock, we
actually. Go hey, watch it there buddy.
Sorry, we have a Patreon. Again, all of our social media
links are in the description of each lesson.
But if you get our Patreon, the lowest tier is Class Pet.
So for a dollar, you can watch our Emerald Nuzlak playthrough.
You can watch it on YouTube, but you need to watch them two weeks
early on YouTube. Mr. Curtis's doodles that he
does every week. They're horrific.
And then you also get full Discord access, so right now you
can just have. Access $1.00.
For $1.00 it's amazing. So right now if you just join
the. Discord a $10 value.
Right, exactly. So now if you join the Discord,
all you can see is the rules channel, which everybody
definitely reads and doesn't break any rules to.
And then we also have the announcements tab where all the
announcements are. So you can see that for free.
But if you wanna get access to the other channels and interact
with us and interact with all the other cool folks, you need
to get the class pet at least. So Gold Star student, it's all
the same perks, but you also get your name entered into a raffle
and you have a Pokémon potentially named after you in a
future lesson. And you also get to listen to
the monthly Q and as where people ask us anything.
And then for the highest tier professors assistant, which is
$10 a month, it's all the previous perks, but you also not
only get to listen to the monthly Q&A, but you get to send
questions via Discord for the Q&A.
You can ask us anything you want where you're legally obligated
to answer. And then you can also listen to
the monthly outtakes and deleted scenes, Supercuts.
So any fun moments that are not included in the lessons, they
make it into the outtakes. And let me tell you, there's
some funny stuff in there. There's a lot of funny stuff.
There's a lot of great stuff. In fact, it's almost become its
own little podcast, I feel like. It really has.
This is our first podcast because this is a lesson series.
Yeah, I've seen I I never want to do a podcast, but.
Yeah, I could never. Turn into its own.
All right, You can find the links to all of those things
that we mentioned in the description.
I'll be on a link tree and then that will have links to other
links. Maybe.
I don't really know how it works.
Done that. Portion and links and then the
more links. But yeah, that's going to do it
for today's lesson. So until next time class is
dismissed.