Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today is of course, my wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, if you could please say hello to everybody.
Hello class, it's so good to see you.
So good to be here. You know, I I'm a little
disappointed with how few people showed up on this week's library
training session. You know, Corbin came actually
to his credit. Thanks Corbin for being there.
No way of knowing who showed up this week because they happened
after these lessons, so it has not happened yet.
I mean, last week, you know? OK.
Yeah. Since the last time we're
recording, it happens. I just thought you had the
ability to see into the future somehow, Mr. Curtis.
I mean, sometimes not consistent.
Wait, what you do? But I definitely confirming time
travel right now. Mr. Curtis.
Absolutely not. I don't know what you're talking
about. OK, Sorry, suspicious.
Catch your theories y'all? Yeah, just e-mail us your
theories at wwopokemon@gmail.com.
Your favorite fan theories? Let's hear them.
Yeah. And so now I don't have to do
that at the end of the lesson. Excellent.
Also, joining me here in the classroom today is, of course,
our young trainer and training, Corbin.
If you could please say hello to everybody.
Corbin Hello everyone. Hello.
It feels good. I'm still sober from the whole,
you know, rapping game. It's it's been hard.
I'm doing my exercises, my breathing techniques at home.
It's getting a little bit. You know, it's getting a little
bit easier with each and every day.
That's what I always say, doesn't really, you know, and it
doesn't feel like it really goes my way.
So we really can't, we really can't let Corbin talk for any
extended period of time. I think you.
I think you should.
I think you should, because he has trips into rhyming phrases.
Well, it's not, it's not really on purpose.
And I'll be honest, I don't think I deserve this.
So I think that you should just kind of chill out and just, you
know, calm down a little bit. He's he's desperately trying to
think of more rhymes. I'm not trying to think of any
more rhymes, purpose and deserve.
This was pretty was a stretch, I'd say.
Or make me feel bad about myself.
Good. You know, we we all need to feel
bad about ourselves a little bit.
So yeah, we do. We do that here in this class.
Sometimes we feel bad about ourselves.
That's OK. Yeah, that's fine.
OK. So we have a lot to get to
today. So I want to first start with a
couple of Gengar males, if that's OK.
Yes, I'm done. Thank you.
Now the first. I'm all here for you.
Nobody cares, Mr. Curtis. OK.
I'm sorry. I'll be quiet again.
Thank you. Now, the first Gengar male is
very, very important. It comes to us from our new
class president, Vespa. Oh, Vespa, some people call
them. That's why you waited a long
time to address your OK, we. Constituents thank you.
Constituents. Subjects, Yeah, They aren't a.
Subordinates. They aren't a monarch.
Well, not yet. Not yet.
We'll see. We'll see how that goes.
All right, so there, Gengar Mail says.
Greetings and salutations to Professor Jacob Mr. Curtis and
the one and only esteemed former student council present,
President Cason. Jason, Jason and of course to
you as well Corbin. No, thank.
Thank you. Appreciate that.
They go on to say, as you know, my name is Vespa and I write
today with great honor and privilege to take on the title
of student Class President of the Pokémon Biology class in the
Saffron City Learning Center. Of course, don't forget that we
are now in the Goldenrod City Learning Center of branch of the
Saffron City Learning Center. The GCLC.
Wait, GCLC. Oh oh God, I have.
I've forgotten how to say it. Uh oh GCLCBOTSCLCBO.
T the GCLCLC&GCL. That's right, GCLCBOTSCLC.
Yes, that. Sounds dot CBOTSCL.
That sounds right. So yes, we're not we're not in
the Saffron City Learning Center anymore.
We're in a different branch, Vespa says.
I am absolutely blessed by archaeus themselves to be a part
of this wonderful community of friendly faces and other lovers
of Pokémon. One thing about me is I strive
to leave everywhere I go a little better than when I found
it, and this is no exception. I hope to return back.
The appreciation and care of this community has shown me
through voting for me. Friendly conversation on the
Discord and of course assembling a world conquering team for me
somehow there. You go, I don't know what
they're talking about in that sense.
I don't know either. That sounds a little bit
suspicious. Are we monitoring that Discord?
Is anybody watching it? I TuneIn, I watch it.
On occasion, there might be some conspiracies going on, Bespa,
says Professor Jacob. Thank you for taking the time to
put together every class and to show us what a wonderful world
of Pokémon we live in. Mr. Curtis thank you for showing
us that not everything is what it seems through your mysterious
ways, reincarnation, and reminding us to pay attention to
even the smallest of Pokémon. Mr. Curtis, can you speak to the
reincarnation please? Yes.
I I don't know tell you I'm, I'm the Mr. Curtis that's always
been here. Like that's not something that
the Mr. Curtis who's always been here would say.
That's just not something something's I.
Don't. Know.
I mean, I'm, I'm saying it. Like I I've read the theory
clone and discord clone. People are saying clones clone
you a clone mutew. Clones.
Mutew does a clone sometimes. I mean, I I don't know.
All I know is that I was here. Wait, check his belly.
If he if he's a clone, he doesn't have a belly button.
No, leave my belly on. Corbin, grab his grab his shirt.
I'm sorry. No, you can't make me.
You can't make me. I'm not doing it.
OK. All right.
Good, good. One of these days I'll find out
Mr. Curtis. I've got a padlock on my inner
trench coat, so don't even think about it.
OK, I'll figure there's plenty of Pokémon in this world I can
get through a a padlock. I'll figure something out too.
OK, Vespa's address goes on to say and Corbin, for being the
great upbeat classmate I have grown to appreciate and respect
for reminding us that we don't need to be good at anything to
be special, they said. You're special.
Very good it. Feels like a back in a
compliment. And then they say in
parentheses. Kidding.
Much love. Oh, lots of love.
Hugs, hugs, they finished by saying.
Again, I am honored to take up the mantle and we'll do what is
needed of me. While I hold it.
I look forward to what we all can accomplish together.
Your friend and student class president Vespa.
Who? Who?
Here, Here. Thank you.
Golf claps. Golf claps.
Very nice.
We we are honored to have you as our class president, Vespa.
Thank you, Will do a wonderful job.
You'll do great things. You're already doing great
things. Keep it up.
Keep up the great work. Yes.
All right. I have another Gangar male here.
This one comes to us from Rose. It's very short.
Hi, Rose, it says. Hi.
Hi Rose. Very good because the next part
says you better have said hi back.
So you passed the first Test. We got more tests.
Let me hear them. They go on to say rose here.
Anyway, I was bored and needed some extra credit, so I wrote a
list of reasons why the Syndical line is the best starter line of
the joto, or however you spell it, and they did spell it wrong.
There's an H in there somewhere. I'll let you figure out where it
goes. So Kyoto we got we got three
reasons. It actually comes before the J.
Yep, Kyoto. It's Joto Kyoto.
So there's three reasons that Rose has listed here as to why
Syndequil is the best starter line.
That's your one. It's a fire starter, yeah.
Mr. Curtis already is is out. I mean, listen, I like
firestarters. Firestarters are pretty good.
You know, Charmander? Great.
I haven't learned about any others, so I'm not obligated to
say them #2. It has a cool Hissui version.
It does well, not send a quill. Oh, I mean the whole line.
The line. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's Typhlosion, which we of course learned about is very,
very cool. Very, very swagger.
Very money, yeah, very cash money.
And #3 it has a fire on its back.
You know, now that I think about it, it kind of does.
Well, I think that could be said about a lot of Pokémon.
I mean, you know, not, you know, other fire tapes all have fire
on their back. So yeah, I mean like slug mud
and my cargo are like basically lava.
But I guess you know what? To be fair though, those aren't
starters. Those aren't starters of Joto I
I think we can say that that Sindoquil is the only Joto
starter that has fire on its back.
Yes, I you could definitely say Sindoquil is the best fire
starter for the region of Joto. The best starter, the best
starter line. Joto not not necessarily fire.
It's better than Bay Leaf and Totodile.
Yeah, I don't. I don't know if I would agree
with that statement, but you could say it's the best fire
starter for JoJo. All right, Mr. Curtis doesn't
agree, so I guess you'll have to send a couple more reasons to
convince him. Rose.
What about Growlith? Not a starter.
You know what really is a starter though?
So they also sent a few pictures of how Spotify Gone was
glitching, and it was saying that the MU two lesson was the
chicorita lesson and chicorita. Was the MU lesson, which is all
very funny. They also say one question for
all of you what's your least favorite Pokémon?
Anyway? That's all for me.
I don't know. I don't.
I don't really have a least favorite Pokémon.
Know it, I take it back. Incineroar.
I hate Incineroar so much. Incineroar, yeah.
That's that's interesting, Professor, because don't you
have a Lytton? I love Lytton.
I I think Litton is adorable. But it has an ever stone lodge
somewhere on it. Yeah, I I will.
I will not let it evolve because I hate incineroar and I like I
dislike incineroar a normal amount, but I hate it more
because it ruined what was an amazing evolutionary line which
was Litton. Like Litton was so cute.
And then it turned into this terrible, terrible buff cat that
I hate to look at. What's?
A cat. It's like a dude.
Oh, OK, Like, you know, those those cats are really swinging.
Oh, hey, my darling honey. Yeah, yeah, it's it's a jazz.
Player boom boom boom, boom, boom.
All right, what are your favorite, least favorite
Pokémon? Who you asking?
Anybody. Mr. Curtis, you're next.
Well, I don't know. That's kinda hard.
I don't, I don't know. Just like amongst all of the
Pokémon. Every Pokémon that is currently
in the national decks. Not all the many thousands.
Yeah, that we haven't registered yet.
The catcher Billions. The catcher Billions.
Catcher billions? Yeah, just the registered ones.
So, like, Dortelion doesn't count.
That's not. Registered yet?
See. OK, OK.
Maybe. I don't know, Corbin.
Do you have an answer you want to go first?
I think for me it's either a tie between bruxish or relor.
Oh, the the poop Pokémon. The Poop Bug Pokémon.
Sure and. Oh, don't say that.
Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
First of all, it's a mud ball. It's not a poop ball.
That's poop. You ain't phone anybody.
Rail or it's big. Oh, I've seen poop before that.
I've seen poop before rail or I know what you're rolling with,
so it's a so for you it's a tie between rail or and.
Brexes, yeah, Brexes, yeah brexes that's the the multi
color water one with like. The gross lips.
Yeah, the gross lips. And it's got like that.
Weird. With the lip fillers, yeah,
yeah. OK, I got it.
I got it. In most case, I don't
particularly hit on many Pokémon.
Now. Wait, wait, wait.
Before you say it, I think it should be known that Mister
Curtis has arguably some of the worst takes in the world.
So let's see where this where this goes.
He does. It's probably going to be
something like like Charmander or universally like he's going
to be like, I hate Pikachu so much.
Even even worse than Evie is the worst Pokémon.
Electric mouse Pokémon or the OR the OR or EV or Charmaine or
anything like that. You know what it is.
You know what? The the Pokémon that really just
riles my jimmies. What?
Sure, it's it's Smergle. Smergle is the one.
I've never met a smergle that wasn't so pretentious.
They are pretentious, I'll give you that.
One, they're so pretentious, you can't even talk to them.
They're like, oh, look at me, I'm so good at, good at my
heart. And you know, a lot of times
it's really not that good. And you know that face and you
know they have, they're always like, OK, is it a hat or is that
their skin? Yeah, you know, I don't know.
And they always get this look in their eye.
Like, you know, are they really just that dumb or are they
hiding something from me? Right.
And you know. Yeah, something's up.
Yeah, no, Smeargle's hiding something, that's for sure.
Yeah, that's right. Nope.
Smeargle, I'm on to you. Yeah, all smear girls.
Smeargle is like sticking out his tongue.
Huh. It really is, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All Smeargles.
I'm on to you. You're being watched at all
times, and I I will discover your secrets, OK?
Not a fan. Not a fan?
Do they make the ooze that comes from their tails?
You know what? That's that's a different lesson
we'll do. Listen, that's later.
We'll get to it. We'll get to that.
I don't want to like, you know,
give away the whole shebang here in in this lesson.
Just marking, marking up places and you know like nobody wants
your your ooze all over this tree.
Like, get it out of here. Gross.
Okay. Anyways, Roses Gmail ends with
PS. Sorry for the long e-mail.
It wasn't that long. Man, it was long.
I mean, it wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad.
PSS. You should probably read this
when you're done with all the starters.
Okay, Don't tell us what to do and.
We did and we did. We did do that, but also don't
tell us what to do. Don't.
Tell us what to do. We'll do exactly that if you ask
us again. But don't do it.
And they finished. The very, very last thing is
PSSS Mr. Curtis. You're missing a spinner rack.
I'm missing a spinner rack, so it sounds like it sounds like
Rose has stolen one of your spinner racks.
I mean, they're all the same, so who really cares?
I mean, it could be catastrophic if they get into the wrong
hands. I I I find this.
Hard to believe, but I'll have to go right after this class.
I'm gonna have to go back to the shack and do a head count.
I mean, I can't. I can't allow any of my Elite
line to exist outside of control.
If they go on a rampage, who knows what kind of destruction
they could reap? Untold amounts.
Honestly, untold millions could die.
Thank you. Thank you so much, Rose, for
this wonderful Gengar Mail. I will, of course, award you
extra credit. Mr. Curtis.
Gold Star. Of course I don't.
I was gonna give you a Gold Star, but then you have now
threatened that you have stolen one on my spit rack.
I don't know how I feel about that.
I'm going to have to give you a silver star with that one in
particular. So good try though.
OK. And I and I will be in hey, if I
if I go back to the shack and I am missing any of the 300 spin
rack that I brought to this three. 100, that was less than
that. No, it's 300 now.
Oh. Guess they bred.
No, they're spinner rack. Any of the 300 that I'm supposed
to have in my shack South of South of the city.
If they're. If they're not there and then I,
you know, take Wah Blue Wig Legs Willie back to my house back in
the Canto region and all of the thousands of ones that I keep at
my home are not there, then I'm coming.
I'm coming for you. It's not going to be pretty.
So I have a special set of skills, some might say.
Oh, oh, OK. Mr. Curtis knows karate.
Yeah, and all of those involve counting spinner rags in
different ways. Right.
OK. So thank you again, Rose, for
your wonderful Gengar mail. All right, We need to get into
the bulk of this lesson. Does anybody know who we're
talking about this week? It is a Pokémon.
Just. So you know, it's not decision.
Why? Good guess though.
Great guess. You're getting closer every day.
Oh, it's not. Hold on, it's not my third least
favorite Pokémon that I forgot to mention earlier, right?
I have no way of knowing what that is.
Manda Buzz. No, it's not Manda Buzz, but
thank you for telling us another one of your least favorite
Pokémon. Manda Buzz is disgusting because
they hunt beautiful, cute little innocent cubones.
We've been over this. If I had my way, I would kill
them all. Cubans are like destined to die
though, right? No, Cubans are not destined to
die. They're destined to live
forever. If we just, you know, shoot all
the Manda buzz out of the sky. But if if they live forever,
then they'll never get the skulls for their babies that
they put on their heads. Let the mothers die when they're
supposed to. In In the Jaws of Amanda Buzz.
No, no, listen, Manda buzz form an important part of the
ecosystem. A dead part that I want to see.
They help break down our lost Pokémon friends.
So don't tell me to learn about Amanda Buzz today because I will
leave. We're not learning about Amanda
Buzz today. All right.
I might stay. OK, great.
One more guess from the each of you.
Is that the evolution of a centric?
Yes. Wow, what are the odds?
Turret. Which is of course.
It's turret, right? That's what I did to my Janes
the other day. I turret.
Oh, here. Here you are.
Oh, here. Dang.
Old jeans got turred. Wait, no, it's Furret, right?
Yes. No, it's ellicid.
Corbin No. Shut up.
Obviously, everybody knows centroid evolves into ellicid.
I mean, you know, it's not too big of a leap to think that
centroid evolves into ellicid, although it is another baby
Pokémon. Anyways, we're learning about
fur it today. Good.
Good job, Corbin. Thank you.
Gold *. Oh, oh, if.
Of course, if Mr. Curtis would like to give it to you, I don't.
I don't control the gold stars. I don't know.
I mean, do we give gold stars just for guessing the Pokémon
correctly? I mean, that's like, honestly,
if you keep guessing decidui, I might start giving gold stars to
Corbin when he gets it right? I think professor should have
the say here. OK, all right, you know what?
Corbin's still at a deficit, but you know, we'll give.
We'll throw an extra 1 his way. So now you're just down to -1
Gold Star. OK, Corbin, Fine, fine.
OK, all right. Anyways, goodness continuing.
Yes. So we're learning about the
ferret today. I have one here with me.
I think we've all seen them, but I think we can take a closer
look here today at this ferret. Hey, he's.
Really cool. Wow.
Yeah. Look at this little guy.
Look at the little or little. I honestly, I can't really.
I think it's a yeah, it is a boy, but I think it's.
Unimportant. Well, I guess it's not
important. I I really, honestly, I got to
tell you, I'm just guessing here in terms of the gender of this
thing because I can't even see its face.
Where does it start? Where does it begin?
It just looks like a furry slinky sliding all around the
room. Yeah.
So yeah, ferrets are very quick and they're very nimble.
So yeah, if you hold out, hold out your finger for it, it might
come over to sniff it. Here you go, here you go.
A little fart. Yeah.
Do you hear that? Do you hear the little sniffing
noise? Little.
Oh, A. Little bit of sniffing.
Can you describe it for me? Yeah, OK, So fur is really
skinny and slender. It has like kind of like the
bottom half is like it's got ringed little fur segments.
So it's like a mixture between either like its bottom half of
its body is like a cream color and then it's like segmented
brown rings along its torso and tail.
And it's got the cutest little brown paws and it's got a
slender face. I mean, it doesn't really have
much of A neck. It's just like a hidden body.
And it's yeah, right. And then it doesn't really have
much of A nose, but that's OK. And then it's got cute little
ears and it's got these cute little fur marks on its these
brown little marks on its cheeks.
Yeah. And look like whiskers a little
bit, yeah, they're like big whiskers kind of.
And that's that's basically it. That's it's a very, you know,
not not a complicated looking Pokémon, but it is very sweet
and it's beautiful. Hi.
Hi Ryan. You're so sweet.
Well, Ryan Ryan, yeah. Oh, he This is OK.
So I had a friend when I was really, really young.
He was also slender and sweet, and he also slithered around the
room just like this. So yeah, his name was.
Ryan, there's a strong word. But no, this guy did.
And yeah, it's also one of the names of one of our patrons.
So it works. Look at that.
I see. I understand now.
So yeah, I'm fine with Ryan. Ryan's a nice name for for this.
For it, it sure is. I don't as we can see, fur.
It has a very nice tail, right? That it that seems to be a big
part of fur. The only problem is like, I
don't know like where, where do you guys think it ends?
Like where? Where does it stop being a tail
and start being the fur it the body?
Yeah, I think the end of its body is like right around where
its back feet are. As soon as it hits the first
ring, I say second ring. I say just after the second
ring. That's where it's body.
Ends. No, I mean like the first ring
coming from the tip of the tail, If you come up the tip of the
tail, you think it's that long. Yeah, yeah.
So the body extends, You know, I don't know how far is that.
A foot or so past the back, wet legs and then after that last
ring then it's just all tail. But Ryan here is able to sit up
on his on his hind legs and it would be hard to do that if it's
whole body was all the way down that far.
I think it's body ends after it's back pause.
I don't know. I I I like what Mr. Curtis is
saying and I'm going to go one step further.
I'm going to go ahead and say that fur, it doesn't have a
tail. It's all body, all right.
That's a. Whole body.
That's a whole body. That's it's all body.
You heard it here today. Class.
All body. All body, All body.
That's a. T-shirt All Body All day.
All body, all fur it and then it's like a fur it like, I don't
know, maybe like a super buff like shredded fur it or.
Something meat tube of a fur it. I love it.
I I hate that phrase.
Let's move on. Yeah, OK.
I'm going to go ahead and put Ryan back into the pokeball.
All right, Ryan, time to go. Bye, Ryan.
I'll be around. Slither between my feet again.
Beautiful. All right, let's get into these
Pokedex entries. There's not too too many, as is
appears to be common with these JoJo Pokémon, but we'll see what
we got. They're forgotten.
The first entry says. It makes a nest to suit its long
and skinny body. The nest is impossible for other
Pokémon to enter. I love that little little
protective furry wall. Now it says it's impossible for.
Does it say why it's impossible for for the Pokémon to enter?
I think it's, I think it's implying that it's because it's
it's very like a very small hole.
I guess it's a very long and small hole, so it's good for the
for the fur, it's long body, but other Pokémon don't have that
body. But like, I mean really, really
small Pokémon could probably get in.
Like a spinner rack could probably get in, A gel tech
could probably get in. Sure, there's there's other
small Pokémon that could go in one or two.
Maybe it's maybe it's like it's kind of like winding or
something like that goes like up and down a bunch and something
that the. Like the fur, it can, like you
know, push itself over with its with its back legs.
But smaller Pokémon, the only other Pokémon that can fit in
there. Because they're small, they
can't get up. Those because they they can't.
They can't reach. OK, I see.
That all right, It works. It does.
Professor, I like your theory. Good.
Keep keep asking questions. I love it when you guys ask
questions. The next Pokedex entry says
there is no telling where the tale begins.
Despite its short legs, it is quick at hunting ratatat.
Oh yeah, I could see that. I mean like a ratatat feel like
it's thicker than it. So I'd be eating on a ratatat
for a while. I mean, I I guess a ratat just
feels like it's thicker, you know that that that's a it's not
going to eat that in one sitting.
I don't. I don't think Ratatas are that
big like compared to a a Furret. Yeah, I think a Furret, the
Furrets are are fairly decent sized.
I mean, you know. Yeah, that's so.
Long and skinny, but they still got some some girth to them.
Yeah, you you just saw it, Corbin.
You know how long a fur it is. You know how long the fur it is?
I do. I mean fairly.
The average the average height or length of a of a fur.
It is 6 feet. Oh wow, that didn't look like 6
feet. It was all bunched up and
slinking around. Wow, I I forgot to stretch that
boy out. But yeah, 6 feet.
I guess that makes sense. Hold on, let me see.
How big is your average eradicate?
Sorry, Ratatat 2 feet. Yeah, Only only one foot.
Only one foot. Wow, OK, yeah, easily could take
on a few at once. Could definitely put at least
six ratatas in that body. That's right, that long meat
tube of a body. Oh, at once.
Never mind, I was way. Off guys.
Sorry. That's OK.
It happens. This is why we're here to learn,
right? Yeah.
And also it says that there's no telling where the where the tail
begins, which is of course because we know that there is no
tail, it's just that it's all body, all body, all body all
day. The next entry says it lives in
a narrow Burrows that fit its slim body.
The deeper the nest go, the more maze like they become.
See, that's pretty much what I was saying.
You'll never know where to go. Never.
OK, so they get so. Small hole so big Pokémon can't
enter period. Small Pokémon Go and hold can't
navigate maze, get lost, turn around, go back out.
So therefore impossible to get into the Internet because of
maze and or small hole. Yeah, Or they die and they're
wandering around the maze like corridors forever.
Spirits of the of the small dead Pokémon that roam the halls.
Yeah. And then the furrit comes back
across and it's like, oh God, what's this?
EW oh gosh, what happened? All right, moving on to the
Hoenn region, the first entry says, well, I think the only
entry says Furrit has a very slim build.
When under attack, it can quickly squirm through narrow
spaces. And getaway.
In spite of its short limbs, this Pokémon is very nimble and
fleet, and it's on fleek. Yeah, its eyebrows are killer.
Absolutely amazing. Eyebrows always, always on
fleek. Oh yeah.
The little brown squares on his face, also very much on fleek.
Are those whiskers? Are those just like different
patterns in its fur? I think they're there.
There are patterns in its fur, but they're made to kind of look
like whiskers. What would be the purpose of
that? Oh no, just just to give it
style. OK, style points.
That's a good question. Thanks, Thanks Archaeus, for the
style points. Moving on to the Sinner region,
it says the mother puts its offspring to sleep by curling up
around them. It corners foes with speed.
Oh, oh, the duality of furrit. Now I don't remember.
That's OK. I don't remember.
US talking about when we looked at Centric that they like have
whole like Burrows and like going to sleep and stuff like
that, but wouldn't wouldn't a furritz offspring be Centrix?
Yes, yes, yes. They don't give birth to fully
evolved. I mean like a a centric can also
have its own offspring that is more eccentric, but a furr it's
always going to give give eggs that are going to end up being
more Centrix. I think we can be quoted with
saying that. Yeah.
I think it's OK for. I think that's fine.
I don't think that's. I don't think we'll get
cancelled for that. Nope, I don't think we're wrong
at all. I don't think we've ever been
wrong, actually. I mean, I don't think there's
anything in the Centrex pokedex that's like this thing doesn't
cuddle up with fur. It's.
That's true. That's true.
Like the IT says that they it says that they can't sleep
alone. That, that that is true.
Same. Oh, OK, all right.
So that could be implied. Maybe the other people that are
sleeping with their other firts. Yeah, and it does say that there
is one centric that stands on its tail so it can see far away
while the other sleeps. So again, there could still be a
fur it back there. It's didn't mention it, but
you're right it it seems like it almost does seem like it's kind
of forgetting what it said about centric and it's sleeping
patterns. But that's fine.
That's OK Wouldn't be the first time the Pokedex contradicted
itself. True, but the but it's always
right. The pokedex is always right.
I kind of haven't, even when it's wrong.
Even. Well, even when it contradicts
itself, it's. Always right?
It's right in one moment or another, so a lot of these
repeat what Sino says. You Nova just says.
The mother puts its offspring to sleep by curling up around them,
and it corners foes with speed. Which copies that Kalos is
copied as well. There's nothing in the Olola
region, which is heartbreaking. Nothing in the Gala, however,
there is something from the Paldea region.
Oh, the first entry says it raises its offspring inside a
long, narrow nest. Once they are old enough, it
takes them outside to outside the nest to prepare them for
independence. OK, but again.
Centrists are very non. They're they're very dependent
on other centrists. They cannot sleep by themselves
again same. So I I guess it's preparing it
for when it evolves maybe. And the next entry says it is
nimble and has a very flexible body.
Even if you get a hold of it, it'll slip right out of your
arms like a little slippery Ekkans.
Except not for me, because it wants me to hold it because it
loves me. Oh, they're so fuzzy.
They're so fuzzy. And.
Cute. They are cutie cute.
I just want to squeeze it. I know I.
Just want to wear them. Squeeze it and fur it and hold
it and love it. That's the song I wrote for Fur
It. Moving on.
Beautiful. Yeah.
Very good. Professor, thank you.
Thank you. We should.
Put it on ACD and sell it.
I bet you I should wrap it. I should wrap it.
No like wrap it. In like Corbin Christmas, Corbin
wrapping, think of your think of your training.
Sorry, I kind of relapsed my old ways there.
I didn't wrap anything. I just thought about it.
Don't even consider. It don't entertain the idea,
otherwise it will overtake you. I didn't consider it, I'm just
gonna hinder it. OK, that.
Doesn't make it doesn't make any sense.
Hey, watch it. All right, I have another entry
here that comes to us from the Lentil region, from Professor
Mirror. It says fur.
It sure is agile, as we saw by the way it nimbly darted between
the trees in the snow fields. It's long, slender body is
perfectly suited for its habitat of hiding inside narrow dens and
fallen trees. It's the best.
Now, who said that? Professor Mirror.
Mirror. Oh, OK.
In the lentil region. Gotcha.
I mean, it seems like you have an issue with it Mr. Curtis.
No, no, no, no, Professor, All right, please.
If it's in the Pokedex, we already talked about it, It's.
Law. Apparently they like to live in
snowy places. None of the other Pokedex
entries said that, but professionally that's what in
the Lentil region they do. They do.
They like to be in the cold. But they are quite furry, so
that kind of makes sense. I guess it does make sense.
They have a lot of insulation. All right, moving on to the
unique Pokedex entries. There are not any hold on.
Wait a second there. Nothing from Professor Rigatoni.
Let me double check. Professor Stromboli.
Yes, Nothing from Professor Neroli, unfortunately.
I don't know who that is. Professor.
Professor Pastrami. OK, I got you.
Professor Neroli. On for it, unfortunately, even
though it seems like the Pokedex entry has put a lot of emphasis
on their sleeping habits. But whatever, I'm not.
I'm not the sleep professor. What do I know?
Yeah, you're hardly a regular one.
I know, right? Hey, wait a minute.
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't you say that about our professor.
Hey, hey. Hey.
Hey, hey.
Hey. All right, so that's going to do
it for all the Pokedex entries on for its.
So now. It is time for all of our
favorite part of the classes. Time for the testing portion.
Are you guys ready? Woo.
Yeah, I'm ready, Pat. All right, this is going to be.
A laptop away. This is certainly going to be a
test for Corbin. All right, wait, wait.
No, No, no, no, no. I thought you meant tests.
You thought, like, figuratively, like always be a test for me.
Well, because it's a poem. Oh, hey, you.
Really need to put your your training to good use and and and
just write a poem that can be spoken.
You don't have to wrap it. All right, That's fine.
That's easy, easy, easy. OK, great, so give me write me a
poem on Furritz Professor, I have written a non rappable poem
for you. I'll believe it when I hear it,
OK. Would you like to go first?
I don't know, Mr. Curtis. Do you want to go first or
should I? I will defer to you, Corbin.
I'll go first. Hey, listen, this is.
I'll go first. This is a special time for you
so that we can see how much you've improved as a person.
Well, then, I'll definitely go first, then.
I was already going to do it, but now you convinced me even
more. All righty, here we go.
Here we go. Everybody listen up.
He's going to immediately start wrapping.
I can already tell this one's called furry love.
Here we. Go.
Oh God, do you want to take a second pass with that name?
I think it's a great name. Professor Corbin, please
continue. Well, it's also called love of
the fur. Call it furry love, Love of the
fur. Whatever you like.
Corbin don't like either of them.
Can we make this love of the Can I?
Not refer to it. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, Yeah. So if you like my poem, you have
to say I love furry love. OK Oh, here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
Long and slender soul so tender. A furry ring of love beginning
to end. Unending.
Friend. A treasure from above.
Wait. With narrowed ease you bend and
squeeze. Nestled into my broken heart.
Everyone knows. Both friend and foes.
You mend what was once apart. Very good, Corbin, Thank you.
Can you explain the what? What was what did you say from
up above? What was a treasure from above?
Yes, What? Does that mean sent by, you
know, Obviously. Okay Treasure from above.
Okay, a treasure from above like RCS came down with this
wonderful, lovely okay freak. I get it.
I read it as when you're looking down on a fur it it's like a
treasure. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I would never look. Like it's a treasure when looked
at from above. And I was trying to.
I was trying to figure that out. Professor, come on, the subtext
is important here. OK.
Yeah, very good. I really focused in on that that
from above parts. I didn't really hear the rest of
it, but I'm sure it was wonderful.
It was really good. It was really good.
Mr. Curtis, would you like to go ahead?
Oh, and hey, Corbin. Yes.
Excellent job not rapping. I'm very proud of you.
Oh, thanks. Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm healing.
Thank you, healing. Nature is healing.
This is going to reflect positively on your Checkup
report. My checkup report.
Oh, nice. OK.
Yeah. Yeah.
From your from your rehab, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. OK, anyway, please let me just
get a quick sip of Maple syrup for my sip for my water here.
Yeah, sip some syrup, he said. Water with air quotes.
There's no way that's water. It's guys.
You'll see it drop down his face.
It's not water. He's not healthy.
It's syrup. Oh God, he's a burp.
All right, please. Slim, long, furry, flexible
noodle. Those are words.
It is impossible to navigate your narrow maze like Burrows.
I'm sorry. My favorite part of Mr. Curtis's
poems are what he says. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I posted to it too buddy it. Was like a lot of people don't
know, but those are written in. He actually wrote in.
I'm sorry. The the impossible to navrate
the OK, hold on. Hold on, hold on.
This is very very close to me. Sorry.
Sobbing mouth took the better of me.
I apologize. Just of course you take your
pills. All right.
Slim, long, furry, flexible noodle.
The impossible to navigate narrow maze like Burrows cause
people to go flop doodle the way it uses its nimble, quick feet.
Hunting rotate is practically futile when it goes to sleep at
night. All cute, like cuddling and
curling around its offspring Cadoodle.
OK, come. On Can't catch them.
They squirm away through narrow spaces, almost comically like a
doodle. What?
The end. You know, it's OK for a poem not
to rhyme. A poem doesn't have to rhyme.
He just like wrote sentences and then just thought of a word to
put at the end that rhymed with everything.
Else, yeah, you you said like cadoodle and that's not a word.
That does most certainly is. It's like a it's like a group of
something like Kitten, Kit and Cadoodle.
What's a kitten? Definitely kit and caboodle.
Oh, I mean caboodle collection. It's the kit and caboodle.
Not, not, whatever you say, doodle.
Yeah, I make caboodle. Yeah.
Offspring caboodle.
Mm hmm. Yeah.
Yep. Yep.
I don't. Maybe I'm on the wrong side of
history here. Maybe scholars will look back at
this poem and be like, and here we'll see the first usage of the
word. Caboodle and a poem.
It has now become a very modern thing to do, and it all
originated here with Mr. Curtis's poem about Untitled
Poem about Ferret. No, it it's it's called ferret
poem, yes. Wow.
I mean, it's it's wonderful, man.
It it looks you in the eye when it shakes your hand, it really
does. It's not as there's not as much
subtext there as Furry Love. Yeah, it's pretty awful.
OK. Yeah.
Those are those are both those are both things that you that
you said out loud. Corbin juice is very good.
Mr. Curtis is was he did it? It was.
It was there. Yeah, that.
But that's going to do it on today's lesson on.
Ferrets. You got any other any burning
questions about ferrets that you would like answered before we
wrap things up, take your time. We have all the time in the
world. It doesn't fly right.
It does not fly, no. I mean, you could probably throw
it pretty far, but that doesn't count I guess.
Wow, that's not very nice. Whoever said I was nice, I don't
think I ever said. I was nice.
That's true. I didn't say that.
Don't worry. I didn't say it.
I never claimed to be nice. I claimed to be a Pokémon
professor. Yeah, Mr. Curtis is nice to
Pokémon all the time. He treats them with kindness by
drowning them. Yeah, we.
Whoa. I don't know.
Who told you?
That, yeah, that's a pretty heavy accusation.
The police, the police report told me when I read it about you
killing that Squirtle. Oh, OK, so you are admitting to
reading a classified police document.
It was released for the public. Nothing was ever proved.
They never formally charged me. They How could it be released to
the public? Because they never formally
charged him. Corbin Well, I mean it.
We got him, it said. This is assumed at the top, so.
All right, so that's going to do it for today's lesson.
Does anybody know what Pokémon we're learning about next week?
You definitely know about this Pokémon.
In fact, you've seen this Pokémon before.
Oh, it's oh, really? Have you?
Wait, wait, Have you seen Decision?
Why? Yeah, of course, Professor.
No, he hasn't. Let's see.
Hey, Lex, do you have any have any hints?
No. OK, wait a minute.
Yeah, it was amazing. Wait a minute.
Is it talent?
Flame. No, we're learning about hoot.
Hoot next week. Hey, about you, buddy.
Yeah. Come on, let's heard.
About you. Oh.
He's so happy. You guys, please, please stop.
Stop distracting Lex. He's he's doing his job right
now. That's right, he's going to mess
the time up. Yeah, we'll learn all about Lex
and Hoot Hoots next week, but until then, if you have any
questions for me, the professor, you can.
I'm not going to say the Gengar mail because I said at the
beginning www.pokemon.com Wait, wwwpokemon@gmail.com?
It's one of those, the second one.
Figure it out. We also have a, you know, flying
Pokémon theme social network site Twitter.
OK, so it's not the flying Pokémon theme social network
site anymore. Now it's the fairy Pokémon theme
social network site. X Ernest.
Yes. Is that right?
Sorry, I'm I'm not really hip on the new trends on social media
as I'm very old. But yes, so we'll be learning.
Yeah. So you can also find us there at
WWO Pokémon as well. There's a discord.
There is a. Wait, are there other things I'm
forgetting? There are other things.
We have Instagram. We got TikTok.
We got other all the links. We have those, but we haven't
really done anything with them yet.
Well, I guess Corbin's been doing some stuff with them.
I haven't. I I just talked with Porsche and
she does it all. Oh, Porsche doesn't all.
Oh, wow. Porsche does all the social
media management. That's right.
I give her some feedback.
But yeah, so no, we have TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, I mean,
excernius. We got all the things, man.
All the links are in the description, Yeah.
All right, that's going to do it for today's lesson.
So until next time class is dismissed.