Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today after a very long break. But sorry, I hear, I heard a
ghost howling off in the distance.
Nothing. Never mind, don't let me.
OK, all right, well, we'll, we'll get to you in a second.
So yes, it's been it's been a long break, everybody, I hope
everybody had an excellent holiday, excellent, excellent
holiday break. But you know, it's time to get
back into class. It's time to get to get back at
it back to work. And joining me here in the
classroom is Mr. Wait, actually wait, where is he?
Can you? Can you?
Turn me around, I can't see the rest of the.
Classroom. Oh my goodness.
Oh, wow. Oh, I I'm sorry.
I thought it was a friend right on your desk.
I thought it was a front facing camera.
I'm so sorry. Here, I'll, I'll flip you
around. There he is.
There's his beautiful face. Oh.
Oh, I see. I see.
OK yeah, you. I don't know.
OK, Yeah, here, I'll flip you, flip you back around.
Yeah. So OK.
And I think this thing's a little bit of explaining because
people, the students at home might not understand one curse
is missing. God, this class is a is a, is a
nightmare already. And then unfortunately, due to
some illegal activities, Corbin is Skype tiling in from jail.
He we're using a nice nice program called Skype Tile I.
Prefer the term jail. It's confinement facility is
what I say. And yeah, apparently wrapping
around Christmas time is. Only what?
What do they say though, Corbin when you're in there?
What? Do you mean?
What are the people that are, you know, jailing you call it do
they call it jail or do they call it confinement?
I mean, they call it jail. I.
Thought you were asking me what the other inmates called me.
I'm like, I can't say that. That's like old.
That's like old class early lesson stuff.
They don't call me nice. Names here in prison.
Wow, what's what's OK but like if there was one that you could
say in class what what? What's the nickname?
What is it? Bottle Baby.
Bottle baby are you are you drinking from a bottle in there
I. Mean sometimes, I don't know,
something about being in jail has really just kind of
resurfaced my infantile desire to have a bottle.
I don't know, it just makes me feel comforted so.
That's weird drinking. I've been drinking milk from a
bottle. Well, that's why they're calling
you Bottle boy, Corbin. It's not.
No bottle baby. Bottle Baby.
Nice get it right. Put some respect on my name.
It's not now if I'd appreciate it if nobody else called me
that. I probably shouldn't reveal
that. Nobody else listening?
Call me that. Nobody comment on Spotify?
Gone and call me a bottle baby. Just gonna be harsh.
It'll do that. Can we get a poll in the
description? And both of the options are
bottle, baby, Portia work on that.
OK, Corbin. So like, listen, not that you
know this. I'm glad that you're here for
class, but like, when are you actually going to be here for
class? Do you have like when are you
going to get out? OK, so fun fact number one, I'm
ready to get out of here. It has been the longest month of
my life. It has felt like 20 years in
prison. I will say the jump the the, the
prison jumpsuit's actually kind of nice actually.
Fits very very well, but I shouldn't be form fitting it.
Is form fitting but I shouldn't be here okay it's soft it's nice
jumpsuit but I might even take it with me if they let me but so
back story here Donnie J okay just for context for those of
you guys who may not remember in the last month I wrapped during
the talent show I took a risk and I.
Test, test. I was arrested for disturbing
the peace and currently the bail is set for an obscene amount of
money. So Donnie J, the Mr. Mind that
lives with my mother. Has your dad?
No, he's. Not my real father.
He has been working overtime at the Saffron City Learning Center
and he has been making extra money in order to afford to bail
me out. So as far as I understand he is
he's one paycheck away from being able to do it.
So the hope is before next class I will be bailed out.
So I should be here in in person next week.
But oh God, it's been hard. I know.
I don't know. I Corbin, I get it.
It was also a tough time for me, you know, not being able to
teach class every week, Professor.
Like I love to do, Professor. So lock the door.
Lock the door. Oh, my God.
Lock the door. Quick, quick on.
Go Lock the door real quick. So somebody's trying to break
in. Hold on.
I'm still talking to my good friend Corbin.
Locking the door. There we go.
OK. Sorry, Corbin.
Corbin. Go on.
Who's? That at the door, Professor Mr.
Curtis. Fine, I'll go.
I did not miss hearing. Him for about.
That that was the best part of jail.
Yeah. I'm telling that guy He's
scratching at the door now. Can you hear that?
I don't know. You were Mr. Curtis.
You were late. You were late.
Now you don't get to come to Class AA.
Introduction to a little. Bit that's not that's not my
fault. Oh, thank you, Professor.
Oh, oh, OK, good. Jeez, wow, I accidentally
unlocked the door. I did not mean to do that.
I, I, I got held up on the set of pins.
Gosh, the movie it it it it came across so well.
But but I I had a sweet. Bottom Yeah, Let's talk about
pins for a second. You said that was an animated
movie. It was.
An animated movie? Yeah.
How they had the. Code Why are you filming?
What are you filming? Why I I filmed all the all the
motion cap. They're they're laying the
animation on top of my motion cap for the, for the film, yeah.
So you went on which? What character were you?
All of them. Oh OK, I motion capped for all
of the characters so. You say they're laying the
animation over top. Who's they is?
That also you the the production team that we have, yeah.
Portia is it myself and I? Portia's actually heading it up
and then my myself and I are like Co producers.
That's true Porgon. Sorry, Portia.
Is the post production supervisor gotcha?
Yeah, yeah. And then and we've enlisted the
help of a couple different Rotoms and you know, Porygon
Twos and you know, they're, they're working on it right now.
But I I was. Porgon twos That must make
Porsche feel really unwanted. Porsche knows Porsche.
Porsche's the executive post production manager or whatever.
That's it. Yeah.
So she's. Really invested in this movie.
She's she's in charge of it all as well basically.
You know that that don't. She just doesn't have to feel
self-conscious about that Porsche.
'S directing the movie. No, no, no.
I'm the director. She's the post production
manager, supervisor. That's what she does.
So when, when you think in this movie is going to come out, Mr.
Curtis? Yeah, when?
What can we expect? Because we we did just past
Christmas. Christmas is.
Over now our our shoot is for Q2 of this year, so we're going to
somewhere. Where we can watch it wait.
Hold on. No, no, no, we got, we got to
think about this. You're releasing a Christmas
movie in Q2. In Q2 that.
Summer. Yeah, Yeah.
It's like spring, right, Spring, you know, late Q2.
So like, you know, late spring, early summer, that's what we'll
be releasing it. Yeah, that's correct.
Yeah, definitely want to get out there in the market before the
next Christmas season rolls around, right?
Yeah, yeah. You know, it's the the Christmas
in in July or whatever the the kids talk.
Exactly they everybody gets that here, but here I I got this
whole big bag of stuff here. See that I I, if I had just come
straight from set, I would have been made it in time, but I
realized I forgot my bag of decorations at the Rigsby's.
This, this the Rigsby's, yes. With the Frisbees.
Hold on. Yeah, this is a concept.
Rigsby's, but I had to go. I had to stop by the Rigsby's to
pick up this bag here because because you know what time it
is, It's time again. It's time again.
It's time again, again. Here, let me turn you around,
Corbin. Sorry.
Wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me pause. Pause the music.
Corbin, why are you a laptop? Mr. Curtis, you know, you know
why he's a lot. I know took me.
Out. No, don't explain it again.
Don't. I had to.
And I handcuffed. I was putting the back of.
A cop car. It was traumatizing.
I've been crying since. And I did have to, I did have to
bill Donnie for the the virtual student fee because you know,
you paid for in class portion, but you didn't pay for virtual
student lessons. So.
I mean, he's kind of technically in class I, I.
Mean. He's here in class.
I think we can provide an exception.
It's a, it's a per class fee for in class students.
So like if you're if you if you paid for the in class tuition,
then in and then like you want to remote in a class or two,
then you got to pay it. That's why he can't get you out
before this lesson. Mr. Curse, Mr. Curse, I don't I
don't think we want to open up the possibility for Corbin to be
a virtual student. Sometimes I feel like he might,
he might go ahead and abuse that we.
Could do this and I could just be at home all the.
Time I see what I'm saying here, see that way I.
Could just wear pajamas. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK. Yeah, we made it one time.
Good, Good point, professor. Yeah, we we made it one time per
exception, Corbin, but your your absence will not be tolerated
the next time around. OK, cue the music again.
It's that time again. Yeah, it's Bug Extravaganza and
also Sneezel. Wait, we didn't have this last
year? That's right.
Every time we go through the Johto lessons of the different
Joto Jotonian Pokémon, we always get to this beautiful section of
Pokémon that incorporates. The bug gauntlet, I call it the.
Bug Gauntlet where we have Sizor, shuckle, hair cross and
sneezel. Sneezel, for those of you out
there who might be wondering, is not a bug type.
Is an honorary bug type. It's.
That is, that fact is not lost on us.
So the other. Three are bug types.
So, so if you, if you like, if I just said sneezel and you didn't
know what a sneezel was, you, you probably look picture
something that looked like a bug.
So I mean, you know. What?
Yeah, Sneezel's a very bug esque name.
I just. Picture a box of tissues so we.
Wrap sneezel in there, but it's, it's, you know, of course, it's
bug strap cancer and also sneezel.
And and so I, you know, I, I've, I've taken to you every time.
We've, you know, this is my seventh time taking the class,
so every time we get to this gauntlet, I bring in all the
decorations we set up and you know, this is a, a celebration
of the greatness of bugs. Now, this is, we do do this
celebration every time we go through this, the bug gauntlet.
This is the first time that I'm letting Mr. Curtis take the
reins and actually I'm teach the class.
I'm wait, you, you didn't tell me that Professor I what I have
to teach the class this time? You you begged me to do it and I
said OK the. Virtual students did vote on a
poll that said that they would like you to teach again.
So Oh my gosh, insane. That's crazy.
What a gift you've given me, professor, for the holidays.
What? Do I get OK, so listen, it is
guys, it's it is bug Stravaganza time again and we are going to
get into that. But first I do have a gang girl
male here that I would like to read.
That's OK. This comes to us from Henry.
They say hello class. I'm writing with a more
structured e-mail for Professor Jacob to read to Mr. Curtis and
Krob Bob. KROB Bob, Yeah, that's about
right to. Krob, Bob.
Ben So thank you for the structured e-mail, Henry, they
say. Anyways, I would like to say my
favorite lesson is the Lapras lesson.
What a good one. And I think Mr. Curtis's poem
was an absolute masterpiece. I doubt it.
Yeah, I'll, I'll be honest, I can't remember a lot about that
lesson, I thought. It was pretty good.
Do you want me to read it back to you now?
I have it right here. Actually, yes, I would love, I
would love for you to read it back to me.
Ode to Lapras. Always willing to carry you on
your back. A gentle soul who always has
your back. It doesn't like to fight, only
step back. Their numbers have dwindled
despite my efforts to bring them back.
Capable of understanding your human speech while riding on
their back. Their enchanting Psalm will have
you lying on your back. If I caught a Lapras, I would
never give it back. Thank you very much 3.
Times. That was that's what you.
Thought was a masterpiece. Henrioca.
Thank you. Thank you.
Yes, wait. Did you rhyme back with back
every single time? Every single line, baby.
That's. That's right, back on back.
On back on back on back on back on back bug.
Let's have a ganza and sneasel. He's a word.
He's a wordsmith. This.
Guy Anyways that reason Gengar male goes on to say my favorite
Pokémon is Lechunk, closely followed by Spinnerak, which is
obviously the superior bug time Woo.
Thank you. I think that this is one of the
best Pokémon classes out there. One of, but not thee, not thee,
not thee so and I will continue to listen as long as they come
out. Thanks and good luck in the
world of Pokémon. Yes, I think you can give corn
dog a Pokémon doll. Who's?
That. Don't worry about it because he
is so stupid and he won't notice.
Hey. Whoa.
OK, all right. We said we wouldn't read emails
that are. Mean to me, it's not mean to
you, it's mean to corn dog. That's.
Right, OK, that's. Fair.
I don't know who that is. And they Henry was on to say, I
also think you should take a field trip to Mr. Curtis's
Spinarak farm. Thank you.
From Henry the Bug, trainer and
Saint of the Night Mother. Oh wow, wow, the follower.
Of your cult. There.
Mr. Curtis Yeah, they're, they're part of your weird cult,
Mr. Curtis. Well, I you know, we always
welcome new practitioners of the Cult of the Night Mother.
Anyone who wants to join just let me know.
Thank you. There isn't like a form or
anything they have to fill out, do I?
Have to pay taxes. I mean, no, you don't have to
pay taxes, but you do have to pay in blood.
So that is part of the whose blood?
Your blood. Yeah, his blood.
Your blood or the blood of a willing sacrifice?
That's OK, I think I'll pass. Thank you.
All right. Well anyways, thank you so much
Henry for your Genger male. Yes, thank you, Henry.
What? Do you think Gold Star?
I have to give a Gold Star. I have to give a Gold Star.
They said spinner act was, you know, far superior poke bug type
Pokémon, which is true They're they're a follower of the night
mother, which is great. Thank you, Henry.
Yes, of course you get a Gold Star for that.
Okay, all right. And if anybody else, if any
other students out there would like to send us a Gangar mail,
you can send it to wwwpokemon@gmail.com and we will
do our best to read it. It's guarantees.
We're a little bit, no guarantees.
We're a little bit behind right now, but thank you for everybody
who has sent me Gangar mails. Okay, All right, Mr. Curse, I
know this entire time that I've been reading the camera mail,
you have been setting up all of your decorations.
Yes, yeah, and here I have the Honorary Bug Extravaganza
necklace for you here if you want to.
The what? Is it called?
Yeah, the bug extravaganza. Sorry, bug Extravaganza Van
Sneasel necklace for you. For you, professor.
OK. Yeah, well, should you?
I listen, I know that I normally wear it, but should you wear it
this time, Mr. Curtis, since you're the one I.
Have one. I have one for me and you and
one for Corbin. And I'll just straight put
Corbin's over the computer here. Corbin, can you see?
That you know, you hit the mute button, you muted him.
Oh, no, I'll. Get around to turning that off
in a second here. But anyway, Professor, do you
want to go ahead and tell the class what I have on this
necklace here? I mean, I guess I could, I don't
know why. Well, it appears to be 3 spinner
X skulls fused together almost in a way that it makes it seem
like, you know, you had a weird 3 headed spinner act that was
born and you killed it and you took its skull.
And I'm trying to think now, does spinner acts have skulls or
is it like a like a hard outer shell kind of thing they got
going on? I don't know.
Regardless, that's what you have on there here.
I'm going to unmute Corbin and let him talk about what else is
on it. And it's just.
Like the weirdest thing I've ever seen, like, you know what I
mean? Like I just don't understand why
you would, you know, have that. Did you guys, did you guys catch
everything you guys are looking at?
Me. Yeah, Yeah.
Did you? Guys, catch.
No, you were muted. You were muted, Corbin, for how
long? I don't know, like 30 seconds.
Do you want? Me to repeat what I just said.
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely.
I said that is probably. The most horrendous thing I have
ever seen. I don't know why.
Like it's just. I was just going on and on about
how disgusting that is and also questioning whether or not
Spinner accept skulls. Here's the thing, I think it's
moving. I like it's only out of the
corner of my eye do I see it move a little bit, but I'm
pretty sure it's moving it. Kind of shimmers a little bit if
you see. Yeah, yeah, it kind of.
Yeah. That's terrifying.
That's it. That's the raw bub extravaganza
and also sneezel energy that's leaking off of it so.
Now, God, can you just describe mine, Mr. Curtis?
Yours. What do you mean?
Yeah, you gave me one. I described yours.
You described. Now you tell me what's on.
Mine, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I have a collection here of,
you know, various like homky combi comb and, you know, like
a, a, a piece of a exoskeleton from like a like a, a piece of a
cocoon, a shell and a combi comb on there as well as yeah, like,
like it's just a chunk of, of some of comb from a combi I got.
I have some leaves from Swadloon and I I put also put a little
piece of AQ fly wing is the clasp so that that's the one I
have for you fragile. Yeah, it's mine.
It's fragile. You can't see.
Mine is it is it horrific? Yours necklace look like that's
draped on the. Computer Yours is literally just
spinner axe string tied together.
That's it. There's nothing else on it.
You. Put a lot of.
Effort into mine. Thank you.
Yeah, you're, you're just an initiative initiate.
So you don't, you haven't, you haven't won any awards yet, so
not. Yet there's still.
Time. Anyway, so, professor, is it
time? Can can we, can we Start
learning? Yes.
Take. Take it away.
Mr. Curtis. I will move over to the seats.
I'll take a seat. You can you can sit up here at
the desk. Go ahead.
You you know how it's done. You know how the class goes.
So go, go for it. That's right, I've taken this
enough time to know how it is and the first thing we have to
do is of course show the class the Pokémon we're going to be
talking about today. Does anyone remember who that
is? I did say it earlier.
And professor, of course, you know, oh, it's.
It's that. It's that one cool bug.
Type it. Says no, it's it's Sizor.
It's no, it's not the cool spinner rack.
But yeah, yeah, you're right, It is Sizor.
You got it. He got it, everybody.
He. Got it in one.
And if you'll turn, if you turn your attention to the door here.
Wait, what? I can't.
You have to turn me around. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, OK, I'm sorry. Yeah, hold on.
Let me just let me just search this here looking.
At this door, is it supposed to be not?
Moving what's going on? Is it lagging?
All right And on the count of 3123 come on down, Victoria.
OK, I. Mean it would be a lot cooler to
see this Pokémon in person. This is one I was actually
excited to see, but well. Shouldn't have wrapped.
Yeah, yeah. All right, So Victoria, come on
down and and step here in front of the class.
Thank you. Everybody give the the students
a little little twirl, turn around a little bit.
Wow. Thank you.
Wow. Yeah, she's gorgeous.
Wow, is this now? Is this your sizor, Mr. Curtis?
No, no, I I don't, I, I don't, I don't play around with the Sizor
in the Caesar wars. Yeah, you're not supposed to
roam with them either. No.
But I I I did borrow this one from a good friend of mine here
in the Johto region. There they take a tear of bug
types. They're an affiliate.
So. So, Yeah.
Who is it they they allow? Oh well, it's my good friend,
good friend Chucky. Chucky.
I was going to, Yeah. I'm surprised.
I thought I was going to be Bugsy the the Bug gym leader
here in the JoJo region, but I guess it's Chucky.
Oh. No, no, He's an assistant to
Bugsy. See, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm
like, I'm assistant to you. Chucky's part of the
Interregional Society of Assistance to Professionalism.
Like. It changes every time he says
it. Yeah, I mean, but I don't listen
close enough, close enough to make sure, so.
Chucky's one of those, you know, trainers that you may run into,
rotates in and out of the bug gym as well as, you know, he
cleans up, resets the gym after every, you know, a challenger
comes through, that type of thing.
Just that beholds that you know all the crushed bug juices on
the floor of. The gym?
No, no, no. Yeah.
Because they do get wrecked every single time, yeah.
Right, but Chucky breeds a has a good breeding line of Sizor and
that's how we have Victoria here.
So thank you Victoria. Give another little bow.
Wow, beautiful professor. Do you wanna describe anything
about Victoria here before they leave?
Only Corbins job. I mean but you know Corbins flag
on my. End so you can do yeah right.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna in one word, red Sizor Victoria
specifically is very red and and very shiny too.
A a shiny coat steel like in in in in luster.
Very good. Yes, Yeah.
It's head has like a little bit of a crown.
It's got 3 prongs on the top and it's got these these yellow
eyes. It looks like they're locking on
to you got these cool little like shoulder pads and connected
to them or the very thin arms, surprisingly thin arms for
what's on the end, which are like these a giant metal cloth
there. We go that also.
Have that also have like eyes on the sides.
Very good. I'm glad you're pointing that
out. We'll circle back around to that
later. Thank you.
And then their admin is very, it kind of looks like I don't know
your standard bug. It's kind of like, you know, a
chest part and then like a big butt part at the ends and it's
got 2 legs with little little toes attached to it and on, on
the what we call that a thorax, right, Mr. Curtis, I'm not as
into the bug types as you are. Sure, yeah.
The, the, the, the, the, the, the chest part.
It's got these like these like grayish, kind of like scales
almost on. It's on it's thorax.
Yeah. And then also on it's back it
has a small set of wings. Very good although.
It's not, I know it's not flying, Mr. Curtis, It's kind of
walking around. Yes, yeah, we actually, we're
going to touch on that too. That's a.
That's another good observation. Victoria was like, I've taught.
I know things about Sizer cuz I've taught about Sizer before.
Whoa, I'm so great. And Sizer Victoria, if you'll
step over here in front of the computer.
Corbin, is there anything else you want to add?
I mean, listen, she's gorgeous. I mean, I think the professor
touched upon everything I do, like the little black and
yellow, black and yellow patterns on the claws.
Corbin watch it. Corbin watch it.
You don't want to be singing or rapping or anything.
Yeah, yeah. You've got to be careful.
Quietly I. Don't think the I don't think
the jail guard heard me. I think we're okay.
Yeah, so I I do, I do like, I like the claws a lot.
They're very, very intimidating. I'm sure if I was there in
person, I would be abused by this thing in some way.
But so I do wish I could see in person, but at the same time,
for my own safety, it's nice to see it from afar.
Corbin, if if you, if you feel left out, we could probably send
Victoria over to your jail cell to to beat you up there.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I don't I. Don't think that's why you.
Know what? Let's do it.
Victoria, go here.
Here's here's his address. Here's the address of Corbin's
cell. Go get him.
Yeah. And then, yeah, there she goes.
All right. Bye.
Victoria, When can I, when can I
expect her to arrive? I don't know, probably at some
point during the lesson. Yeah, OK, now I'm.
Scared professor, why did you just sick?
The hard to say why did you? Stick the Caesar on me.
You felt left out. I was helping you.
That's right. Yeah.
But you you, you instructed. It to hurt me.
I don't see the. Problem.
I don't see the problem. Like a it was a a metaphorical
beat you up, not a not a real beat you up.
OK, say don't kick me while. I'm down.
I'm already in. Jail.
Victoria knows this. OK, Victoria's a classy lady.
All right? All right, so let's go ahead.
Let's try and get through a couple Pokedex entries before
Victoria gets there and metaphorically beats you up.
Yeah, metaphorically Speaking, of course.
All right, so if you'll turn to page 111 in your Pokedex, please
or no Pokedex. Just folds out.
Well, 111, huh? That's.
Oh, actually, hold on. No, it's 112.
Actually, if you could just Yep. Yeah. 100.
Next page. Yeah, 111.
Oh wow. 112, huh? That's weird.
That's right. That's right on.
Yeah. Wait, really?
That's right on. It's on.
The same page as right on. OK, OK.
I mean, no, I'm sorry. 212 there we.
Go. OK, OK, yeah, looking, looking,
scrolling, scrolling. OK, yeah, that's Sizer.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous up here at
the front, but yeah. You're sweating a lot.
You were not prepared. It's pretty.
No, it's OK. It's OK.
I got this. You know what?
You know what might help you down, Help you calm down, Mr.
Curtis? Yeah.
Recite a few lines from from pins for us.
Yes, OK. And you know them, of course,
because you've been. I know that doing the motion
capture, I've been doing the motion capture.
I'm not the voice actor, but I'm.
Pretty sure you also do the voice for everything.
Yeah, you caught me, OK. What?
Give me your favorite line? OK from from Penn.
It'll help you calm down. That's true.
What are you doing in my neck of
the woods? Wow, That was your favorite
line? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah yeah, good performance. You go.
My dad CBN reappeared to do I need to just really cold and I
got my quill fish as it is good professor, I think he's.
Breaking up I didn't. Hear any of that?
And yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't miss much.
I'll be honest, I heard it and I have no idea what he said.
And and then there's of course, the classic line of oh, and
that's why they call it Quill Fish Christmas.
And everybody laughs. Yeah, yeah.
And that's good. So there you go and.
That that's the last line of the movie, right?
Yeah, Yeah, that's exactly right.
Spoilers. Why'd you spell that for me?
I was going to. Watch it now I know the last
line. I don't want to.
Well, that's. OK, now I don't want to.
You do you, you don't worry by the time, are you?
Feeling relaxed now, Mr. Curtis? Yeah, by the time Q2 rolls
around, you're going to want to watch it.
So don't worry, OK, probably. You'll be you'll be hankering
for some Christmas spirit I. Usually am in Q2.
All righty, so our first entry comes today from the Joto
region. It swings its eye pattern
pincers up to scare it foes. This makes it look like it has
three heads 3. Whoa, one Pokémon.
That's right. Yeah, and like it's so like it
has the eye patterns, but also like it definitely looks like a
mouth too. Like the the the pincer itself
looks like a mouth. Yeah, like you could, you could
just eat things up. It's.
Very intimidating. I am not looking forward to
seeing it in person. Yeah, it's just as intimidating
as, you know, the other 3 headed Pokémon, which is like the most
intimidating thing out there. Right now, Doug, Doug Trio.
I was going to say Dodge Rio. That's.
What I was going to say, yeah. Yeah, 'cause I I don't know if
if Doug Trio is technically, I mean it does have 3 heads, but I
think it also has three bodies. Oh, OK, OK, you're right.
You're right. Yeah.
It's wings are not used for flying.
They are flapped at high speed to adjust it's body temperature.
Oh. That's.
Neat. So if you notice, when Victoria
walked in the room, Victoria did not fly.
They walked. I did.
Yeah, and and that's because those wings, those wings ain't
for flying. They're for cooling down that a
hot metal body. That's right.
Buy our dinner first. I assume the faster they flap,
the cooler the body gets. Correct, correct.
Thank. You you'd think though that like
it would take energy to flap the wings, so think they would also
be generating heat, but I guess they.
It's pretty, it's pretty efficient.
I mean, you got to, you got to make a little energy to disperse
a lot of energy. So yeah, words.
To live by. One life to save millions put.
That put that on AT shirt yes all right.
This Pokémon's pincers, which contains steel, can crush any
hard object it gets a hold of into bits.
Anything, anything, any hard. Hard object now any no no any
hard hard. Object.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, like me. After prison, because you know.
You're going to be hard. Now, because I've been.
To prison. Yeah, it's really going to
change you, Corbin, when you come back.
Getting an eye drop tattoo. Thank you.
No, I don't. I don't know if that's the best
idea the. Person that sell across from me,
Manny, he talked about giving me a tattoo.
So, I mean, the offer still stands, it's free.
There you go. No, I think he, I think he
wasn't he talking about the ratatata, The ratata tattoo
ratata. Tattoo No.
No. No, no, no, no.
Yeah, which is, which is the common name for Radicate because
it's like Ratata Tata 2 or Ratata Tattoo?
It's a sequel to Rat Attack sounds like.
You're making a beat or you're scatting.
Playing jazz? Yeah, be careful.
Corbin's on thin ice. He can't even be associated with
Even said. Jack even hum in here they don't
even let. Me hum in here that he can't
even be associated with anyone who's doing that associated
that's right that's right can put.
That on AT shirt closely associated so it can like crush
diamonds, right Mr. Curtis? Correct.
Anything that's hard can crush it.
Now if if you try to hand it a glizzy, I don't know, it's too,
it's too, it's just. Frozen Glizzy.
A frozen glizzy? Yes, don't handle that.
A warm A warm, squishy glizzy. No, no, we, we.
Wouldn't dare crush one of those.
That's like, you know, that's, that's like liquid gold right
there. That's good eating.
All right, so our next in our next region here we have Sizor
has. What is the next region?
Oh, Hoenn. Sorry.
Gosh. Sorry, Professor.
I'm. That's OK, That's why.
I'm sorry, This is right here. This is right here.
OK, Focus in Focus in Scizor has a body with the hardness of
steel. It's not easily phased by
ordinary sorts of attacks. This Pokémon flaps its wings to
regulate its body temperature. So it's like flap it up.
So not only does it have really good claws, it's got a hard
body. It's pretty, pretty cool.
I would say so. Yeah, so like, I guess you can't
like punch it and stuff and and break it.
Yeah. So like normal.
Attacks nothing, can't do nothing.
Fighting type moves nothing. Well, but I think I think
fighting types is super effective against it, isn't it?
It says. Ordinary attacks would.
Fighting the ordinary isn't just normal.
I guess it's just normal now. Fire type moves on the other
hand. Right.
Decimate that thing, right? Yeah, that will.
It will. Sizer will go up in smoke.
Yeah, for sure. You may say that it's doubly
super effective in that case. Yeah, four times damage is what
I would say. Yes, but you know that that is
why it's got its wings. It can't get too hot otherwise
you know that's it's got its regulate the body temperature.
Can it flap its wings fast enough to present prevent itself
from melting from a flamethrower attack?
That's a probably that's, that's a good question.
Maybe, maybe we should task Corbin with experimenting with
that over the weekend. Yeah, Corbin, when?
When Victoria gets there, try blowing a flamethrower on her.
I don't. Have a flame?
Well, Princess Jenny should have a Growlithe, right?
Growlithe knows a couple of plate of.
I'm sorry, did you say Princess Jenny who on RCS?
'S green Earth is Princess Jenny.
I mean, Officer Jenny, how? Did you know the one that
arrested me? This royalty.
I, I mean, they're, they're, I don't know that that's, that's,
yeah. Explain Mr. Curious, how do you
have this knowledge? Yeah, OK.
That the officer. That arrested me, renounced her
royalty and decided to become a. Cop how did you know that?
Well, because that's their, that's their username on the
online forums that we, that, you know, I did.
And, and when I, you know, e-mail a message back and forth
to them about your confinement, that's what they come up as.
They're they're Princess Prince onto a little bit of.
That legacy? There, right, a little little
bit, a little bit there. And also, you know, the they had
they the Princess Jenny had a, a special badge on her uniform.
I don't know if you noticed it, but it had like the, my face was
on the floor and I was going to the the symbol, the symbol of
the Jotodian royal family on it. It's the only thing they some of
the things she keeps from her royal lineage.
She keeps a little badge on her uniform.
So cool. OK, maybe I'll ask her about
that next time she's, you know. Beating me up, Yeah, that'd
probably. Be wait, did she beat you up a
lot? She says I'm not supposed to.
Talk about it only when you don't eat your three meals every
day like you're supposed to. This is why you need to have a
flamethrower, Corbin I Yeah, listen.
I'll talk to Manny. Maybe he can.
Give me one. OK, OK.
He knows the guy. He knows the guy.
OK. So let's see for the HO in
region entry, the rest of the HO in region entries, it's, it's
pretty much what we have said already here before.
That is correct. Yeah, there's not too much, not
too much to going on here. Too much to going on.
Let's go on to Sino then. Yeah, OK, so in Sino it has a
seal hard body and intimidates foes by uprising its eye pattern
pincers. Oh, and and this one here is
somewhat similar but adds a little bit more flavored text.
It raises its pincers with eye like markings for intimidation.
It also swings them down dangerously swings the.
Swings them. That's so specific.
Swings them down, dangerous. It does not swing them up.
Dangerous. No, no, up to look like a three
heads down for danger. OK, so it's just that's supposed
to be intimidating. Up for intimidation, down for
danger. Put that on AT shirt.
I love that. I love that Now I don't I'm
looking. I have AI have a I'm looking at
the picture here in the in the Pokedex entry.
Sizer's got some real thin arms, like these arms.
I don't feel like could really swing these claws with any kind
of power. Yeah, they look like yours,
Professor. OK, well, they're they're, I
know I got a sunburn, but like, I'm not that red.
No, I'm in Spindly. Oh, OK, OK.
Well, they, they, you know, their, their whole body is made
of steel, right? So I mean, they look real tiny,
but like the, the body and the muscles and everything, they're
all like steel cords and cables and you know, they're, they're
it's, you know, they're super strong and powerful so.
So you telling me yes, that sizor is just a complicated
series of pulleys? Yeah, steel pulleys.
That's how I'd explain it.
Yep. And also maybe.
So yeah, I like a, I'd like to picture AT shirt with a cross
section of a sizor and like you know, half of it is exoskeletons
removed and it's like a bunch of pulleys and cables inside of
there. Geez, That's that's that's a
pretty hefty art artist request, Mr. Curtis.
There you go. That seems pretty complicated.
Yeah, I don't. Think anybody?
I don't think any of the virtual students could draw that.
No, no, no, yeah. I don't think they can do it.
Send a Gengar mail to wwopokemon@gmail.com to prove
Professor Jacob wrong. Or put it in the Discord.
Send us a private message. Yeah, or go to Mr. Curtis's
house and mail it to him. There's.
Hand deliver it to him. That would be good.
Thank you. All right.
Yeah. OK.
So there's not, not anything else new and you know of a no,
no surprise. You know there isn't.
Over anything in there. Did you guys hear the joke?
I made a joke. Did you hear the joke?
I. Think it.
Lagged a bit. Can you say it again?
Yeah, I said, you know, the there's no new entries.
No, no. I heard that, I said.
When? When's the joke?
Oh. That was that was the joke.
That was, that was a joke. OK, so I didn't miss anything.
Yeah, OK. Gotcha.
All right, great. We should.
Mute Corbin again. Yeah, to be.
Me, that's not necessary. I like being a part of the
class. I don't think it's a.
Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Curtis.
Thank you to him. There you go.
All right, we'll. We'll we'll give him one.
We'll give him a couple entries to cool down.
That's right. And then maybe he can come back
here, Maybe Kalos, I don't know that there's really too much
extra to say in Kalos here. Pretty pretty much same thing
there. Is not much is I lost if we
don't read them? I'm here all week.
I'm here all week, folks. I work here.
Steel hard body imitates, intimidates foes by upraising
eyes. Eye patterns, that's how.
We heard it already. Also, Lola's looking pretty
sparse here. Well.
No Lola's no no. No, OK.
No, all your stuff in a Lola, OK.
Yeah, that's right. That's right.
OK. Once it has identified an enemy,
this Pokémon smashes it mercilessly with its pincers.
Hardest steel. What do you think about that,
Corbin? Let me go ahead.
Unlock Corbin here. And.
Then Don and I were just like, I mean, that's the.
Idea. OK, no.
Mute him. Mute him.
OK? Oh my God, all.
Right. Well, we can't.
Can't have that. But yeah, so this Pokémon
mercilessly, mercilessly, mercilessly, mercilessly smashes
its opponents with its pins. Steel hard pincers.
That's pretty cool, huh? Yeah.
It's interesting. I would, you know, in just on
instinct, I would think that it would pinch them with its steel
hard. Pincers.
Well, it's funny you should say that, because the very next
entry says its body is like steel.
It's tough. Heavy pincers are more suited
for smashing enemies than grabbing them.
It's interesting. So then then the pincer part,
like the part that opens up and down, must really only be for
imitating the mouth when it's using it as a as a extra head
for intimidation. Yeah, it's pretty.
I guess also for smashing for like smashing through steel and
stuff. It's pretty delicate.
It's like, you know, it could like pick up and manipulate
things with it, but like it's not really like strong like for
crushing, you know, it's. Not strong like for cressing
it's. Strength is really in the wrist
for the smashing, you know. OK, let's see if Corbin's
finished his rant about dog. Go ahead, Let me unmute you
here, Corbin. Just been.
I've been wondering when my father's actually going to come
back because I haven't seen him in so long.
Who is he talking to? I don't.
Know following what? I'm saying right?
I mean you've. Been muted this whole time.
Oh. I have you guys have been
listening to the last like 2 minutes of me talking.
No, no, no, no, Dang it. I mean, I don't listen to you
talk ever, but this time I actually actually couldn't hear
it at all, okay? That's fair, That's fair.
But what do you think about this this this entry, Corbin?
Once it has identified something as an enemy, it will continue
beating them with its steel hard pincers until there's nothing
left but scraps. I just hope that if even when
Victoria gets here, she does not view me as an enemy, that's all
I will say. I, you know, I'm just, I'm just
saying, you know, maybe you don't want to get on, on
Victoria's bad side. Yeah, on any other bad side,
honestly. Honestly, that's right, I.
Think there's one more Alola entry, Mr. Curtis?
Oh, yeah, yeah, OK. Yeah.
And then lastly, yes, yes, you're correct, Professor, I
missed one up at the top. No.
No, you just haven't read it yet.
You haven't missed it. That's right, I just hadn't got
to it yet. It uses it's wings to adjust
it's body temperature, otherwise it's metal body would become too
hot and melt in the heat of battle.
That's crazy to me. That is, yeah, it's dangerous.
It's a dangerous life that sizers lead.
That's right, Victoria. Victoria rests on the head of a
pen and if she goes too hard, she'll melt her own body.
And that's crazy to me. That's rough.
That's crazy to you. That's.
Terrifying to think. About.
Also, like, imagine you're getting beaten with these heavy
steel pincers, right? And you're getting beaten like
so hard that they start to melt. And now you're getting hit with
like molten steel, steel. Pincers.
Oh, no, thank you. Yeah, that is.
That is brutal. That's pretty, you know, that's
that. That is good to go, you know,
and I find this so interesting because you know, this this
whole smash and bash motif because, you know, does anyone
remember what Pokémon size Sizor comes from?
I mean I do, but. Magnemite No, professor, you
said you did. I do.
You want me to say it? I just feels like it's just
going to be a teaching, yes. There we go.
Yes, yeah. So yeah, Sizor, if you guys
remember, is is the Mantis Pokémon.
I'm not sure what a not sure what a Mantis is.
Mantis is it's. Scyther.
It's a Scyther. Yeah, but you know, they Scyther
was all about like speed and slicing with blades and like,
you know, precision cutting right and sharpness and scissor
was like Nah, I'm just going to smash scissor just.
Be. Smashing scissor.
Just smash. The name the name Sizer really
makes you think of scissors. Right, right.
That's an idea. And you?
Don't and to to use scissors. You don't smash it on stuff you,
you know, cut it. Wait, you do?
Oh yeah. Oh.
Corbin, I've been. Using scissors wrong for 10
years. That makes a lot of sense.
Why like you've? Been using scissors since you
were one. Listen sometimes.
You got to carve your own path. I got to talk to Donnie J.
I don't know Donnie J, if you know you should be giving a one
year old scissors, but OK Donnie J.
Wasn't in the picture when I. Was one I don't know.
He's your dad, so he's. Your dad, he's been there since
the beginning. He's.
Been there from from day one, you might say.
All right. Mr. Curtis, give us give us some
more Pokedex entries. That's right.
So we're moving forward to the Galar region where where the
Galerians have to say bulky pincers account for 1/3 of
Sizor's body weight. A singles.
A single swinging a single swing of one of these pincers will
crush a boulder completely. Wow.
I mean, that's, that's, I mean, listen, I can't do that.
But as far as Pokémon feats go, it's like, not that impressive.
Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of Pokémon that can crush a
boulder, but you know, in fact, there's a lot of Pokémon that
are. Boulders that.
Are boulders and also know the know the move rock smash.
That's a pretty common. Crocheted graveler?
No problem. With one swing of it, Spencer.
Yeah, one thing Graveler's gone. Now.
Here's the problem with with smashing a graveler.
They do be exploding. Yeah, not.
A good idea? Yeah, you probably.
Don't you got to be careful around gravelers?
So many. Sizers are listening to this.
I, I recommend, I, I highly recommend you don't.
Do that. OK, and this next one says
though it's body is slim, Sizor has tremendous attacking power.
Even Sizers, muscles are made of metal.
So there you go. That's there it is, there it is.
That's what we were talking about earlier.
Metal cables and pulleys. Yeah, yeah, just yanking those,
those, you know, those big beefy bashing claws around pincers.
Beefy. I wouldn't.
Say the beefy well, they're 1/3 of the weight the.
Claws. Body weight, Yeah, I would say
they are. I mean, there's not a.
Lot of beef in them, it's just more of metal.
Yeah, so metal, but. Beefy isn't like, isn't like
big. I got you.
Yeah. That's what I was like.
Metal can be beefy T-shirt. We have another entry here
actually from the ancient cine region that was passed up
through Chucky's family. So hold on, let me let me
unscroll this scroll real quick here, Chucky.
Provided. Thank you, Chucky.
So dusty. Yeah, you're right, per answer
is pretty dusty. Evolved by way of a curious
item. The shell covering its body has
been shown to be stronger than forged steel.
So there you go. That's that's, I feel like
that's pretty astute for for the agent Pokémon professors.
What do you think the curious item is?
That's a good. Question.
What do you think? Corbin?
Yeah, Corbin. I If I had to guess, it's got to
be something that a Caesar would like.
Sizor Caesar. Scyther, scyther.
I mean it's. Got to be it's.
Got to be something that that would like so they get a cookie.
You thinking? OK.
All right, All right. Professor, do you know already?
I I do, I think I do know already.
OK, All right, so I I'll say I'll give this hint to you.
We've talked a lot about the body being made of metal, so it
has something to do with that. What do you think?
Care for another gas Corbin? Yeah, Corbin, try again A.
Metal ball. So close.
It's a metal coat. A metal coat.
That sounds uncomfortable to. Wear.
I'm just glad he didn't say Cookie again.
Yeah, yeah, Metal I. Mean, that would have been funny
and hilarious, but a metal? Cookie.
A metal cookie? He's not.
Yeah, that's a metal coat. Yeah, that's right.
That's pretty. That's about right.
If you ever feel like wearing. I mean call me crazy but like I
feel like wearing. You're crazy.
Thank you. I feel like wearing a metal coat
would be very uncomfortable. How do you put?
That No, no, no, no. It doesn't look like a coat.
Hold on. I think I have one in the box
back here. Hold on.
Let me just let me just. Yeah, right here.
Yeah. So you see it, it kind of looks
like a like a cookie. You could say it's like a metal
billet almost is what it looks like.
OK. Yeah, It's a, you know, it's a
coating that I guess gets one second.
Hold on one second. Yeah, got a visitor A.
Visitor. Oh, you have a visitor?
Oh hey, you must be Victoria. You're taller than I thought
you'd be. Oh, hi.
Oh, Victoria's there, are you? Gonna beat me up or OK Oh, is
this a Oh, she she just dropped a metal coat in front of me and
then she patted me on the head and left.
OK. Oh wow.
Oh wait, no, she's coming back now.
Oh, I see her in the video. Corbin, don't, don't move.
She's behind you. She's just.
Standing behind me, she's not moving, she's standing in the
corner. Maybe she wants.
Maybe she wants to hear the rest of the lesson.
Yeah, don't. Don't make any set of movements.
You don't want Victoria to think you are an enemy, so.
OK. So Corbin, you have a metal coat
there? Yes, I'm holding one.
Now, yeah. You're holding it.
Can you like, can you like unscrew the top?
Is that, is that how it works? Because I've always looked at
these things. I've never had one.
I've always looked at these things.
I don't quite understand. Won't.
Let me unscrew it. No, I.
What? What happens when you shake it?
What? Like do you hear anything in
there? No.
It sounds kind of hollow. All right.
Well, I guess we'll do more testing on that later, right?
Maybe. If I bite.
It. No, There goes there, no.
I don't think Victoria liked that very much.
She's kind of shaking her head back there.
Hold on. If I smash it on the the ground
here, I'm so sorry I'm. Sorry.
Here she comes. She's she's winding up now.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Please don't do this.
Victoria. Victoria, please.
Please don't. I mean, you can mash him to a
pulp of scraps after the lesson. He has to get through at least
this lesson, please. Yeah.
You. Heard him, please.
Thank you. Thank you.
OK. All right.
OK. Oh crap.
I dented the metal coat. Sorry, Listen.
The professor wanted me to. Mess around with it, see if
there's anything inside. Yeah, I clearly told him to drop
it on the ground, I mean. He basically did so many words.
OK, I don't think I did well. Hey anymore Poke Next Century
history and Mr. Curtis. Yes, this Pokemon's pincer, or
this from the Palladia region. I'm sorry, this Pokemon's
pincers, which contain steel, can crush any hard object they
get a hold of to bits. There you go.
There's also a mega form of a good friend sizer here.
Oh, I hate to be that guy. I do have a couple of unique
Pokedex entries here. Sorry I I kept them with me.
Oh, oh, OK, OK yeah, You're I'm you're you're definitely right.
I'm so sorry, professor, Hold on.
All right, so yeah, this first one comes from Ash's Pokedex,
our good friend Ash Sizor, the scissor Pokémon.
That's not right. That's not right.
That's not wrong. That's actually actually very
wrong. There's no, there's no cutting
involved here. It's all smashing.
Also, it isn't the scissor Pokémon.
That's also true. It's the pincer Pokémon.
The IT goes on to say the evolved form of Scyther.
It's incredible attack speed and it's large scissor like claws
make it a formidable opponent. I don't know about that one.
Ashes Pokedex. For me it's a check ashes
pokedex. I think it's, I think it's
drunk. Ashes Pokedex you may need some
adjustment in there OK and our next one here comes from go's
Rotom phone go has to Go's Rotom phone says sizor the pincer
Pokémon, a bug and steel type Sizor can crush objects with its
pincers, which are as hard as steel all right that's pretty
consistent with what we have here yes yes and finally we do
have some entries from another person.
I'm I'm not sure that you're really aware of who this person
is. So, I mean, it's it it is Dawn,
but no. Is she here?
Is she coming to visit me? Where is she?
No, no, it's printed on. They're just no.
OK, all right, we're. It's so, it's so sad.
It's so sad to hear his reaction to Dawn.
I've seen her. Face in 10 years, please tell me
what? Her program Sentry says you've
never seen her face. Not.
In person in 10 years. OK, OK, I was about to say
Scizor. Wait, you're you're 10 years
old, So you only saw Dawn in person one time when you were
first born? No.
I've never seen. Her oh OK in person.
Never seen her. Come on, easy math.
Mr. Curtis, come on. Scizor the pincer Pokémon and
intimidates foes with its claws and printed with eye like
patterns. So that's pretty.
That's pretty par for the course.
Victoria definitely intimidated Corbin, and she is.
Still intimidating. She is sitting in the corner of
the Why are you still here? Why she's mad about the metal
coat. Yeah, yeah.
You kind of just threw away a gift that she gave you.
I will. Get it repaired.
I'll see if Mandy can repair it. All right.
He can do anything. Sizer the pincer Pokémon.
It threatens enemies with this pattern clause, which can swing
with tremendous force when used in battle.
That's also pretty good. Thank you Don.
You're you're pokedex is better than Ash's pokedex and in
realizing the uniqueness of Sizor because it's not for
cutting, it's for smashing. Thank you everything.
Smashing and also a little bit of crushing.
Yeah, Corbin, do you wanna tell us who's this many person that
you keep touching on here? He's across.
The cell block for me, he's the one that offered to.
Give me a tattoo. That's right, that's right,
that's right. Be very.
Handy guy, covered from head to toe in tattoos.
He's bald, got a cool little goatee.
Nice guy to me though, he's really showed me the ropes of
what it's like to be a prisoner. You sure it's a goatee and not
another tattoo hold? On this is a tattooed.
Goatee, Manny, can you turn? Look at me.
Oh, it is a tattoo. You're right.
Yeah, there you go. It's it's a tattoo.
Of a goatee. All right, that's.
Yeah, he got me. That's a good joke.
He's funny. Good practical joke.
He's. Funny you got him.
OK, so now can I talk about the the Mega evolution professor?
I do whatever you want in your class.
I have no say over what you do. OK, I was about to say.
All right. Well, no, I I have to, I have to
confine to your way of doing things.
Professor, please. That is true.
So yeah, Sizer has a mega
evolution. And you know what?
Guess what happens when they go mega?
They get bigger. They get more.
They get three more claws. Their claws get even bigger.
No. Yeah, you wouldn't be.
You wouldn't. But what?
About the bully systems, Mr. Curtis.
Oh, they even get beefier. So our first Mega Evolution
entry says the excess energy that bathes this Pokémon keeps
it in constant danger of overflow.
It can't sustain a battle over long periods of time just too.
Much energy. Much.
Power. It's too hot.
Just overflowing with so much power otherwise, you know,
probably going to melt. That's not great.
Do next entry here. Due to the effects of mega
evolution, it's pincers have taken on a more diabolical form,
ripping anything they pinch to shreds.
OK. So less less smashing and more
cutting. This time ripping and tearing.
Yeah, ripping and tearing is what I would say I love.
That super safe. It's not.
It's not meant to be safe, it's meant to kill.
Our next entry says it stores the excess energy for mega
Evolution, so after a long time passes, its body starts to melt.
Oh. Horrific.
Yeah. Yeah, I wonder what what it
means by like what is a long time?
It keeps saying it can't like sustain a battle over a long
period of time after a long time pass.
Is that like an hour? Is that like 30 minutes?
6 minutes? I think it's 6 minutes. 6
minutes and 32 seconds exactly, actually.
OK, so wow. That is when the melting process
starts. And I was looking at this, this
picture of the of the mega evolved Sizer here.
Yeah. So, yeah, it's like, you know,
it's it's got bigger claws. It's got, you know, bigger legs,
more like shielded legs and stuff.
Everything is like, you know, bigger and more dangerous.
Notably, though, the wings are exactly the same.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
So it's got all this new, all this more energy, right, that
it's putting out, but it's ability to output that energy is
still the same. It doesn't.
Have any way to to dissipate that energy?
Yeah. To dissipate the energy, it's
still exactly the same so. Also the the eyes on its claws
change color. They're from yellow to blue now.
Oh, and with its eye. With its own eyes.
It's it's also, it's other eyes are blue.
The other eyes are blue. Yeah, from energy.
Yeah, it's the last last one here says it's better at beating
things than grasping them. When it battles for a long time,
the weight of its pincers become too much to bear.
So All right, so at this point, you know it, it battles too
hard, it's going to start to melt.
And it also it's pincers even become even too heavy for it's
muscly metal muscly steel muscles now.
So it gets. Burned out Pretty.
Quickly sounds like that's good I.
Don't know what that feels like. It's very interesting.
A lot of these Pokedex entries kind of focus on how dangerous
the mega evolution is to to sizer itself.
It doesn't really talk too much about the benefits of of the
mega evolution. I mean, I guess it does talk
about the fact that it's, you know, pincers will quote UN
quote RIP anything to shreds, but beyond that, it's just like,
you know, it'll start to melt if it goes for too long.
The wave it's pinchers is too much to bear.
It can't really grasp things. It can only beat them, which I
suppose if it's in a battle, that's a good thing, but still,
it just really seems like like I don't.
I don't know if you guys want to be mega evolving these sizers.
It seems like it's really bad for them it seems.
Like the yeah, it seems like the reward is not worth the risk.
I don't know. It's like you got.
To you got to. Go in for the kill and you got
to smash out of the Pokémon fast.
Because if you don't, that's that, that that's Caesar not
going to be doing so well. 6-6 minutes and 32 seconds and then
they start to melt and their claws are too heavy so.
Are sizers brains made out of metal too?
And I would say everything is, it's all, it's all metal, the
whole bug, yeah. It's it's metal all the way
down. Throughout and down, that's
right, but it has a soft. Heart in that right, Vic.
Is she shaking her head? No, no, her heart is also metal.
No, no, her heart, she, she has the will of steel is what you
may say. OK, so that does it for Pokedex
entries today. Now comes time for our is it
professor? Is the testing portion now is
that? Yes, yes, testing portion.
OK, good. OK, good, good.
Good. All right, dude.
Yeah, it's now time for the testing portion.
And this time around, class is going to have a drum roll.
Please no. What?
There's a drum roll, please. I will not, I will not provide a
drum roll. Drum roll please.
No. Pop quiz, please.
Bad enough punishment, please. All right, now put away your
Pokedex. Yes, Sir.
Yeah, yeah. OK.
Thank you, Professor. Good.
Corbin, put it away. OK all.
Right I'll. Yeah.
Wait, they let you have a pokedex in there?
No. Well, they let they let him have
the Rotom laptop. All right, Victoria, if you
could just confirm real quick, look over his shoulder, make
sure he doesn't have the Pokedex app open on this, on this.
I don't. Have it?
See. Told you, Victoria, what do you
think? See.
All right, OK. Yeah.
All right. Nope, she grabbed it.
She grabbed it out of his hands. I saw it and she smashed it.
No, Victoria, that was. School property that was.
I'm gonna have to file another set of paperwork.
That's another broken Poconox claim.
God. You're gonna have to talk to
Annette, Mr. Curtis. Yeah, yeah.
Maybe we'll talk to Chucky about that, see if he can't provide
one. But anyway, Manny.
Can fix it a lot. Why would?
Oh yeah, I guess. Yeah, Victoria does belong to
Chucky, so. Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
You got to, you know, keep your your Cesar properly trained.
Anyway, it's time for the pop quiz.
So now that everybody has put away their Pokedex and you've
and you've got your Rotom laptops out, Corbin obviously is
on his. OK, good.
All right, our time for our first question.
Our first question is, what does Sizor use its wings for and why?
All right, everybody, thank you. Everyone, come back in.
I see everybody's ready. Corbin's got his hand up.
Thank you, Corbin. Professor, you're ready to go.
Wait, what? Corbin, why is your hand raised?
You have a question. No, I'm trying to.
Stretch a little bit. It was just a a visual
representation of the fact that he's ready.
Let's let's start with Corbin. Corbin says for cooling the body
because it generates a ton of energy while battling.
OK, all right, all right, it does generate like cooling the
body. I was looking for another piece
there, but but but let's let's see what Jacob has to say.
Oh God, I don't know if. I have another piece.
It uses its wing to adjust its body temperature.
If it doesn't cool itself down, it will melt.
Yeah, that's, that's the why I was looking for was the melting
part. It uses its wing.
Corbin. For adjusting or cooling
temperature that was right and it's hot because you know, it
produces. Maybe I missed that I've.
Had spotty. Connections.
But but why? Why it is is because if it
doesn't keep itself cool, it will melt.
Thank you. Thank you, professor.
Professor. You get full points there, no?
Thank you. Corbin, you get -1 point for
that. Negative.
One. No, no, you get you.
Can give them anything less than 0.
You give a Corbin you, you get a a 1/2 a half credit for that
one, so. Jeez, he's, he's rough.
He's he's a tough grader. There we go.
Well there was a 2 parter and he got one of the two.
All right. What question #2 what do the
markings on Sizers pincers look like and what are they used for?
And that's it. I've got an answer from both of
them. Thank you.
Thank you, Corbin, we'll start with you.
What was? The question again.
Oh, oh, to to to remind everyone what the question is.
What do the markings on the Sizor's pincers look like and
what are they used for? Another 2 parter?
All right, so Corbin. They're they're used for a lot
of things. Corbin says they look like eyes,
and it's used to intimidate opponents.
There you go. That was not, not just.
Eyes. It looks like, yeah, it looks
like it's eyes and it's used to intimidate opponents.
There you go. That's right.
That's that's that's pretty much what they say on the tin.
And Professor Jacobs says they look like.
Steel misoccurs, it's not tin. They're Yeah, that's right.
This is exactly what it says on the Steel Can label.
That's right. They look like eyes, and Sizar
uses them to intimidate their foes by making them think it has
multiple heads. Also great.
Even more. What can I say?
Yeah, I mean, I was, I was really looking for intimidate
foes. How does it you know what?
What is intimidating about it? Looks like 3 heads.
That's awesome, Professor Jacob. You did great, Corbin.
I'll I'll also give you full credit for that 'cause that's
basically the the core. Nice.
Hey, Mr. Curtis, huh? That was fair and equitable.
That was a fair and equitable decision that you just made
right there. Play that music.
Never gets old. Never gets old.
I love that F&E music, I guess. Did you hear it?
Did you hear it, Corbin? I did not hear.
It no, but I'll. Hear it?
I'll hear it when I listen back to the lesson because Porsche
always puts it in there. That's true.
OK, so question #3 what can Sizor crush with its pincers?
Easy. Easy, easy.
All right. I got an answer from both of our
our our student and our our visiting auditing professor
here. Corbin says any hard object.
OK, all right, all right. And Jacob says any hard.
Wait, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
Professor Jacob, I'm. So sorry I'm so I'm so sorry
class. I'm still a professor.
Professor, Professor, please forgive me.
I'm so sorry. God put some.
Respect on my name. Professor Jacob says any hard
object. Thank you.
Yeah.
I did capitalize hard, yeah. That's true.
That's where I put the emphasis on there.
Yeah, and that's good for that. That's good.
All right. All right.
Thank you. Yes, both of you are correct.
Full points for that. One last question here for the
two of you. That's for.
Last. That's best for last.
That's right. What portion of Sizer's body
weight comes from its pincers? I'll say that one more time.
What portion of Sizer's body weight comes from its pincers?
Take your time. All right?
I've got answers from both both Corbin and Professor Jacob, the
great professor, professor of this class.
Professor Jacob. Thank you.
Corbin says 1/3 short and sweet. Love that.
That's good. Professor says 1/3 of Sizer's
body weight comes from his pincers.
Also. Very well.
Very well worded. Also the correct answer.
He's. Tearing up, my goodness.
Oh so. Do you like it that much?
Thank, thank, thank. You good answer.
He loves it you. Both did so good, except for
you, Corbin. You got you got 3.5 out of four.
I'll take it. But professor, Professor, you
got four out of four cuz I knew. I knew you could do it.
So thank you. Thank you.
Yeah. I never doubted myself for a
second. I've only I've only read these
entries like 7 times. There you go.
That's right. In class it uncountable amount
of times out of class. Alrighty, so I think that that
does it for the testing portion of this class.
Thank you. All students of I guess all
virtual this time. I was to say virtual.
I was about to say virtual and in class but but all virtual
this time. Is always a student.
He's always learning. Well, I'm a.
Student of life. He's, he's a student of life,
but not of me. He's, he's more, you know,
auditing. And I'm sure I'll get a grade
after class from the professor about how well I did too well.
We'll talk about your strong suits your your weak points.
That's right. It's it's all pronunciation is
weak points. Yeah.
Also, you know, not being prepared is a weak point.
You should be prepared to. I mean, it, it is pretty crazy
how you weren't prepared to teach the lesson, but you I did
have a pop quiz ready to go. Yeah.
I always, I always have, I always have a questions on lock
for all the bug type pokemons. I love that.
So I love that. Yes, that's excellent.
All right, well, I do want to announce that during bug
Stravaganza and Sneezel we will be having a bug catching
competition. That's right.
It's so yes, everyone needs to catch a bug A.
Bug. A bug type Pokémon here in the
Johto region. OK, I I.
Was on the fence. I didn't know what we were going
to catch for the bug catching competition.
Sorry, I was tripping over my words.
I, I, I in my, my rush to get to class today, I left my flask of,
of SAP at home. So my mouth is like, instead of
gross and sticky. Yeah, yeah.
And so it's instead of being, instead of being, you know,
moistened by the SAP, it's, it's really dry #moistened.
By the SAP. Anyway, but yes, we're have a
bug bug catching competition and Professor Jacob and Corbin and
any of these students at home need to catch a bug Pokémon from
the Johto region here. Need to.
Yes, need to wait does it? Have to be from the Johto
region. It can't be any bug type.
I will, I will, I will, I will let, I'll let you catch it from
a different region if that's fine with you, I mean.
And then at the end of the month, during the Sneezel
lesson, I will evaluate the bugs that have been caught and award
a, a, a gold, silver and bronze medal to the winners.
So yeah, yeah. So yeah, that's everybody.
Look forward to that. I'm expecting updates from
everybody during the next two lessons.
And then at the Sneasel. Can you make me a net Saturday?
No, not not the, not the not the secretary.
I an actual had to catch bug types.
Manny knows the secretary of the GCLCVOTSCLCS.
Yeah, I've we've got to know each other.
We've got to know each other a lot the last month.
Yeah, yeah. So yeah, we're gonna have a bug
catching competition at the end of the month in the Cecil
episode. I'll be happy to see what you
what you come up with. And we'll we, we will be
awarding for the best prime bug. OK, that is prime.
Bug. Got it.
Prime example of bug, the one that exudes the most bug energy.
Thank you very much. Bug Ness.
Bug the Yeah, the epitome of bug Ness.
Bugginess the the bug bug ability, so we'll be rating on a
bug ability scale. Of of one to seven, one being no
bug and seven being the buggiest bug.
Thank you very much. All bug OK.
Sure, he'll remember that writing.
All right. I do want to remind everyone to
check the link in the description below for the link
tree. The link tree's got a lot of
great links to other things that we do, one of which is the
Mewtube page. Go ahead, professor, tell us
something cool about the Mewtube page.
So one thing cool about the Mewtube page is that we are
streaming on there every Sunday, every Sunday, at every Sunday,
Sunday. Sunday 5:30. 7:00 PM.
Eastern. Time, 7:00 PM Eastern Time.
That's correct. Thank you.
Thank you, Corbin. And yeah, it's been a lot of
fun. We've been playing a couple
different games and it's always a good time.
So come check it out, hang out. Live.
Yeah, yeah. Talk to us in the chat live.
We're all live, including Mr. Curtis.
That's true. All all of us are live.
OK. And then another thing in our
link, our link tree is of course the link to our Patreon.
Corbin, tell us something cool about the Patreon.
The Patreon. Patreon has all the Nuz Lock
episodes that you can see on YouTube, but you get them for
two weeks early on Patreon, so if you want to see them before
everybody else, go subscribe on Patreon.
Cool stuff. There we go.
And of course, Mr. and My doodles and Mr. Curtis doodles.
So there, yeah, those are, they are there.
Those are really the number. One that's kind of like a little
bit of a punishment that we give to the Patreon donors.
No, those are the those are the best part of The Patriot, the
Patreon description to the Doodle you.
Eat a little bit of bitter to make the sweet so much more
tasty. Oh my gosh.
But anyway, if if you at home have anything you'd like to say
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Let me say it one more time. Clean take.
Thank you very much. All righty.
And I think that's going to do it for class today.
Who? Are we learning about next week?
Oh, that's right. That's right.
No, thank you, Professor. I knew I was forgetting about
something else. Well, everybody knows that is
bugger Stravaganza and Sneezel this month, so that's a good
hint. What do?
Does anyone know who we're going to talk about next week?
You. Said it earlier, it's the
Shuckle guy right? Oh, wow.
Yeah, Yeah. No, yeah.
You. Got it.
And what? Thank you.
Thank you, professor. Yeah, No, it is decidual.
It is Decidui. No, it's it's Shekel corporate.
Corporate was right. We're going to be learning about
Shekel next week and I hope you all come back to be enjoy hope
to be there in per. Oh, hold on, I got.
An e-mail notification. It's an e-mail from Donnie J It
says, hey, hey, sport, Bill's been paid.
See you soon, OK. Hey.
Oh, Victoria. Bill's paid.
Can we go sick? All right, I'll see you guys in
a jiffy. Adios.
Been fun. It's been real.
It's been real fun. There he goes.
We'll see you. Next week.
Wow, that's good. He's not.
Bringing his He's not bringing his laptop with him.
That's kind of weird. All right, and that's going to
do it for class today. Class is dismissed.