Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Yes.
During this year. During me here.
Up on the beautiful Cohen International Inter Regional
Space station, yes, we, we made it up don't worry I know there's
a lot of hubbub, a lot of a lot of fervor and all of the the
various. That we die.
The various WWOP accounts and everybody was very worried about
us, but we made it up. Made it up.
Forms online, you had the millions of people.
Yeah, we're fine. The polls on did they die?
Did they not die? No.
We, we survived. We all survived.
In fact, I have here with me right now my teaching assistant,
Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis, how are you doing?
I'm here professor. I love this new what I.
Just said you sure? Are you sure are here?
Sure are, buddy. I'm here, professor.
Thank you. I appreciate this.
All this good, good, good. This like good classroom you've
you've crafted for us here. I didn't.
Really do anything I just kind. Of I know.
It's not a classroom, it's. AI know space is like a premium
here. So like the fact that you were
able to secure us, you know, a, a private location.
Well, he didn't. Secure.
We're refugees. What do you mean secure?
I kind. Of secure I mean just I mean
nobody was nobody was here in the hangar base specifically so
I kind of just like pulled up a cargo crate and like put the
recording device on it and then I pulled you guys out of your
out of the tents that you caught the.
Squat next to about 11:50 sleeping pupitars and called.
Yeah, we are here with the pupitars, I should mention.
They're all, they're all sleeping Gobert to the corner.
They dropped off all their cargo and they just kind of just, they
had to go take a nap. Yeah, yeah, it makes sense.
Anyways, Mr. Kurtz, you're telling us about how you were A
good or B bad. I'm good, I'm good here.
You know, I got got myself situated.
I was unfortunately I did not able I was not able to get the O
frame strapped on to one of the pupa tars.
So don't say. It so we lost the O frame our.
Constant companion, the O frame. I I'm a little devastated that
we weren't able to bring the O frame all the way up into space
with us, but it is a large construction covered in, you
know, stained glass windows. So like, I didn't think it would
very fragile survive. So I'm hoping it's surviving the
demonstration and the destruction going down on the
planet. But I did, I did bring you this
stained glass ornament I made from some of the stained glass
from 1:00. Of the windows wait on the hips
or of the? No, no, I I took some of the
stained glass out of the OK. And.
I turned it into a little ornament.
Kind of took some glass from one of the windows here on this.
Oh no, no, no, no. That would cause violent
decompression and death. Yes, I suffer from violent
decompression myself. I would kill a room full of
survivors for you, Professor. I did not want to do that
needlessly. You heard it here first.
He would kill you. His intent to kill a Russus man.
Take him away. Also joining us here in the
hangar Bay of the Hoenn Interregional Space Station is
our young trainer and training, Corbin.
Corbin, tell me we have a hiss Miss Christmas coming up next
week. We got a hiss Miss Christmas
guys, so Christmas is in a week. So that means Sandy Claws and
his weird dear are going to come all the way up to space and drop
off some presents and I'm looking forward to that.
I am a little bit sad though, because I don't know who made it
off of, you know, the ground and made it to the space station.
Oh, we have quite a few people. I'm.
Glad. Yeah, I think, I think you were
a little bit leading with how you asked that Corbin, because
you said who? Well, if you look up there,
you'll see Lex, our wonderful, our little clock friend.
Yes, Lex is back. Hi, Lex.
Thank you. I knew this classroom felt, felt
like a classroom again. Yeah.
It went from a classroom to being a home when when Lex
showed up. Yeah, I.
Love it, it's so good to see you don't say anything.
Please don't say anything. It will confuse me as to what
time it is so only you know. Do your job, do it right.
The 15 minutes in, you better hoot.
Yeah, you better hoot. We're all, we're all listening
for it now. We're.
All. We're all listening for that
hoot. Exactly.
Okay, but yeah, you got you got to need like his Miss Christmas
plans. Corbin anything.
Anything in the works. Well, I do know that my mom did
get on a she did get on a skate pod up here.
She was planning to do some stuff.
We're going to have a Thanksgiving thing, Donnie J
Thanksgiving. It is, is up here.
I did stop by their room yesterday.
My mom and Donnie J are sharing a room.
I have my own room down the hall from them and and, but I am
actually staying with Gordon. Gordon didn't make it up here,
so those are the only confirmations I can say for.
Sure. My phone's up here, Donnie JS up
here, and we're hanging out again.
It feels like old times. It feels good to be back.
We all up. Here we all up in this hiss, and
it feels good to be back with Gordon.
Back in my room, it feels like I'm back at home again, except I
look outside and I see part of the planet.
Burning it is it isn't that it feels like it is stunning that
the amount of destruction it. Is it is crazy to watch the
waves of fire and water just kind of like pass over each
other like over and over again? Coolest artwork ever.
If somebody were to have all all three of us looking outside the
hangar Bay and we get to look at the burning planet with the
Pokémon and our lives surround us.
Wow, somebody commissioned. That Yeah, you know, you make a
good point. You you had to share your room
with Gordon and your mom and Donnie J, of course, for sharing
the room. Nothing new there though.
But you know, but, but, but you know, we've all had to bunk up,
you know, quite a bit. Bunk up.
Who's? Staying with Who's staying?
With yeah, I've got, I've got both Sabrina and Perry in my
room. Perry's there.
Perry made it. I know, right?
Did you, did you bring him? Did you bring Perry?
Where is he? Is he here?
Oh, no, no, he's back in the room.
He's. Not He's got a lot of work to
do. He's probably therapies in a lot
of. He's got, yeah, he's, it's very
traumatic. And so he's.
Who might have forgotten, or maybe have never known Perry.
Perry was the well, He was a side.
I thought he was alive. Sorry, Perry.
No, he's alive. He.
Is a side up we learned about who you know came to our side up
lesson and afterwards I believe he became.
Got a job? He became school.
I thought I was a guidance counselor.
Kind of guidance counselor. Therapist where's 2 heads?
Of of the Saffron City Learning Center and he he stayed there
when we moved to the GCLCBOTSCL. C Yeah, we did remote therapy
sessions together. A Very helpful, yeah.
Yeah. So, hey, you know, it's good.
Good to see. Good.
Good that Perry made it back. So they gave me my own room,
which I'm pretty happy about. Then they recognized how
important I. Was.
You. What you.
Mean the one with the mop bucket loop in the in the little
outdoor shower. You someone all that you didn't
see? The roster.
There I was like, yeah, it, it does have an outdoor shower.
And I'm just so confused as to how they think that that would
work. Like, I can't go out there.
It's space out there. It's an outdoor shower for the
space pods. It doesn't work very well though
because you turn it on. The water just kind of goes.
Everywhere, yeah. There's no gravity out here.
But they're looking into it. They're they'll figure it out.
They're trying to find. They're trying to find, you
know, it's an isolated kind of like gravity generating device
for. The show.
Yeah, Yeah. Yeah.
And so I just look at it and think about how cool it would be
one day to take a shower because I can't use that.
Outside in space, you can't say that.
Yeah, it's OK. It's a janitor's closet.
Yes, it's a janitor's closet is what it is.
Thank you, guys. But it's mine.
It's all mine. And I get to be there.
Also. Gabby is there.
Gabby. Gabby didn't make it up.
And I'm. I'm rooming with Gabby and also
my Litton. My Litton made it somehow.
Yeah, my unnamed, we name it. Yeah, Fernando, you're Litton,
right, we call. It Fernando, did I call it for?
I'm calling it Fernando right now.
I don't. Like Fernando the name Fernando,
I love my letting the. Three of you are sharing the
room together. Those guys, I know we've had a
lot of fun here reminiscing, kind of like talking about
what's happened to us in this past week.
For me, who's alive? Yeah, but you know, we it is
Wednesday and we have to do a lesson on a Pokémon.
That's what we do. Despite the world dying.
Yes, despite the world falling apart, we are we are the one
constant, and that constant is Pokedex in class.
Class. So does anybody know who we're
talking about this week? Last week we learned about
Pupitar, who was the evolved form of Larvitar and that that
you know is kind of that that process is continuing on today.
So does anybody know who we're learning about today?
It's the right Deciduite professor.
Sorry, did you say Deciduite? I said, yeah, it's a deciduite.
Oh, my God. You got it right.
It's Deciduite. You did it.
I'm kidding. It's not, You know, it's not
just a target. No, I'm being sarcastic.
That was sarcasm, everybody. It's not Deciduite.
Very funny, professor. Don't play me like that.
OK, come on, Corbin. What's your guess?
OK, so it's a rock type, right?
It's the evolution. OK, it is a let.
Me think here, Drake a Volt. No, it starts with AT.
Yes, yes, it's happening. It's happening.
I see in my head I got it. It's a rock type.
It's big tie Rantrum tie run. You know, close enough those.
Wait, is there a tar at the end of this one too?
Yes, there is a tar. There is a tar at the end of
this one. Oh, tyrannic trim tar, Tyrannic
tar. Tyrannic tar, although I do love
tyrannic Tyrannic trim tar. What did you say?
Tyrannic trim tar. Tyrannic trim tar.
Oh yeah, it's a. Fusion.
Cool, okay, but yes, we are learning about Tyranitar today,
the evolved form of Pupitar. Corbin, have you seen a
Tyranitar? God no, not in person, they're
extremely rare. I was hoping to see one in Mount
Silver but alas it doesn't exist anymore.
So did not see a Tyranitar down there, so I've never actually
seen one in person. OK, well, I did not bring one
with me today because I mean, that would be insane.
We're on a very fragile space station orbiting the Earth.
I wouldn't, right? Low impact Pokémon only allows.
Yeah, low impact such as? A Mac Cargo.
Or a Mac cargo. So a Mac cargo, yeah.
So, yeah, I didn't bring a Tyranitar unfortunately, so I'm
not going to. That's good.
I've, you know, it was pretty short notice.
I don't have like a picture of it or anything either Dang.
I'll just have to think about. It you also have to think about
it. But I think I think we should
jump into the lesson, you know, get some normalcy back into our
lives and read some Pokedex entry.
Does everybody feel good about that?
I feel good about that. Thank you, Professor.
OK, starting off in the Johto region, the first entry here
says it's body can't be harmed by any sort of attack, so it's
eager. So it's very eager to make
challenges against enemies. I mean, what's the point of like
a challenge? Like, you know, when you can't
feel like you can't be damaged or anything?
Like, is there even really a challenge?
I think it's the safety net of knowing that it can't be hurt.
It just does whatever it wants. It's kind of a bully, it sounds
like. Yeah, it's the way you're gonna
do. Fight me about it.
You can't hurt. Me, I can't hit.
Me, I'm a God. Yeah.
Exactly. Hit me, hit me.
You can't hurt me, man. It is kind of crazy that it
can't be harmed by any sort of attack, but I've seen like, you
know, like a machop, just kind of like flick it and it just
crumbles. You know, the same way you flick
milt tank's nipples. Now does it also produce milk
when you flick the turn in the turn?
No, I'm this, this is awful. We never should have talked
about mil mil tank Mr. Kirk, we should have skipped MIL.
Tank Yeah, we should. Have skipped.
We should have taken that week off and just gone on to Blissy
the next. The same way we're going to skip
Bruxish, yeah? Exactly.
Yeah, we're definitely going to skip Bruxes.
OK, The next entry here says extremely strong.
It can change the landscape. What is Tyranitar?
OK, it didn't come on. That's an old joke.
That's that's an old we know that doesn't always start off
with. Just I wasn't.
It wasn't a joke. OK, sorry, yes.
Tyranitar. Not, not Bruxish.
Bruxish. Yeah, hopefully.
It's hard to say. Extremely strong.
It can change the landscape. It has an insolent nature that
makes it not care about others. Yeah, it's kind of a jerk a
little bit. But I mean, honestly, I get it.
I kind of get it. When you're like as powerful as
that and you know you're so you know good at what you do, you
can't really stop caring about, you know, the the small
insignificant people around you. People and Pokémon.
Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I get it. I get a Tyranitar.
There needs to be a little bit of modesty there, Tyranitar.
Check yourself. Check yourself before Corbin
wrecks yourself. That's right.
Yeah. Again, we're not talking to an
actual. Perry to do it.
We're not. Actually talking to a Tyranitar
because again, there is not one on on the ship, That would be
insane. God no, the next entry says.
In just one of its mighty hands, it has the power to make the
ground shake and mountains crumble.
I mean that tracks with the, you know, pre evolved forms.
Yeah, I mean, all of them had the like, the one, ability to
destroy mountains and two, absolute disdain for mountains.
They hate them. They hate those mountains.
Larvitar, Pupatari, Tyranitar hate mountains.
They will destroy them and any chance they get.
Oh yeah, guys, ever backhanded a mountain?
No, I think a Tyranitar would like to though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've just, I've just, you know,
walked on a mountain. I've maybe you know.
Watched 1 collapse. Maybe punched it once or twice
but like, you know, even give it a good sniff but I've never
backhanded it. Yeah.
Did you cause any damage to it when you punched it, Mr. Curtis?
Absolutely not. Wow, no.
And you're pretty. You're a pretty strong guy.
I'm a creature built for speed and dexterity, as you can.
You know I can just like. And I do remember you, like we
haven't talked about this in a while, but you're kind of
shredded, right? Yeah, yeah, he's jacked.
You can see his muscles bulging beneath both trench coats.
But I got I always wear 2 trench coats so that I'm not like
super. Intimidate.
So it's not like super in everybody else's face, right?
Right, right. I mean, the hot rod flames are a
little intimidating if you ask me.
It's kind of. It did scare Corbin the first
time we saw. It did scare me when I first met
you was. Like.
I'm still scared. Okay, moving on, I thought
curious had more to talk about so I took a drink of water.
But now moving on to. The I could talk some more if
you want, professor, I mean, So no.
No, no, no, no. When I got up here, we.
Were. And that's how I was able to get
everything in that room. Isn't that an amazing story?
Man, I'm so glad you told Porsche.
Yeah, How long has it been? An hour?
Oh, we missed God. We missed Lex.
We missed Chawla, no? Oh Miss Lexus hoot.
No, no. Lex.
OK, moving on to the Helen region, the first and only entry
here says Tyranitar is. So we're talking about
Tyranitar. By the way, I know it's been an
hour in case anybody forgot. Yeah, we are talking about
Tyranitar. Tyranitar is so overwhelmingly
powerful it can bring down a whole mountain to make its nest.
This Pokémon wanders about in mountains, seeking new opponents
to fight. Now what is its nest made of?
Just a bunch of rocks, you think?
Mountain OK Mountain made of mountain made of mountain.
Mountain. Native mountain.
Yes, one singular mountain to make its nest.
OK, I like that. I mean, so like that's a lot.
I mean, like, yes, we know that Tyranitar has the ability to
destroy a mountain, but like it's still like it's it's tall,
but it's only like 6 it's 66 feet tall, right?
Jeez, And I know Corbin's like Corbin's like I couldn't imagine
anything. I.
Could not imagine being 6 feet, that's crazy.
But it's like a whole mountain, right?
It's going to be like a tiny little thing in the the
crumbling remains of a mountain. Right, right.
So it makes a mountain, so it brings down a mountain to make
its nest. Then it goes to a different
mountain to wander around to seek new opponents to fight is
what. There's only so many mountains.
I know guys. Hoarding all the mountains.
You know you hate mountains, all right, That does it for the
Hoenn region. Moving on to Sino, the first
entry says if it rampages, it knocks down mountains and
berries, rivers. Maps must be redrawn afterwards.
Well, they're going to have to be redrawn after this fiasco.
Yeah, I think people but there there's already an effort to
kind of like remap the the Joto region at least.
You have to just combine Joto and Canto.
They already did. They already have.
I mean at this rate the Joto region is going to have more
water than Hoenn. And that's so much water.
There's so much, there's so much.
Water. Mostly water.
Yeah, well, if I have to rank it, I'm going to give it a six
out of 10. By the amount of water, I'd give
it a amount of water. I'd give it a 5 out of 7.
Seven. OK, yeah, OK.
So let's see, where was I? Where was I?
Yes, that does it for the Sino. Moving on to you, Nova.
The quake's 'cause when it walks, make even great mountains
crumble and change the surrounding terrain.
Yep. Yeah, not a good Pokémon to have
for the kids. Or on a space station, honestly.
Right. Thank God.
Thank Archaeus and his wisdom he has in his Oh yeah, we did not
bring I, I considered it. I was like, I'm going on the,
the GCLCBOTSCLC is shutting down which, which lessons I have
coming up and which balls should I take?
And I was like, should I grab Tyranitar?
And I was like, maybe, maybe. But then I decided not to, which
is good because you guys know if I had it, I'd be throwing it
out. No.
Restraints. Yeah.
And we could not have that quaking on the hiss.
I cannot stress enough. The hiss cannot hiss.
Quicken on the hiss. Quicken on the hiss.
Debut album coming out soon. If the hiss is quaking, don't
don't come. Oh, shake it, Macon.
Yep. Don't bake.
Don't make some bacon. Don't come a knocking.
If the whatever. Yeah.
No, no, no, Do it. You had it.
If the hiss is quaking, let's go
bacon. Let's bake some.
Let's make some bacon. Let's make some bacon.
Yeah, I like that. So that does it for the Unova
region. There's nothing new in the
Callos region, but we do have an Alola entry too, actually.
It wanders through the mountains seeking opponents to fight.
If it finds an opponent that's not worthy, Tyranitar ignores it
and wanders on. That's the one time I think I
would love to feel not worthy. I mean, yeah, cuz like, you
can't hurt Tyranitar, so what's even the point of fighting it?
I would rather just like looks at me and be like Gross and
Liam. 'S Can you yell bad words at it?
Will that hurt it emotionally? Can you like, insult its
appearance? Yes.
Yeah, like can it's can't rock hard outer shell protect its
mental stability do. We know any good Tyranitar slurs
we could throw at it that would hurt it.
Wow. You went there.
Actually, I think this next one has a kind of has a Tyranitar
slur in it, so let's read it. OK?
This Pokémon is a mobile disaster.
Whoa, yeah. Dang, settle down.
Mobile disasters out there. Mobile disasters.
Oh. Those crumblers.
Those. Dang crumblers.
That's a good one, Crumblers. Crumblers leaving mountains
crumbled and houses destroyed in its wake.
So mobile disaster reports are saying it's a mobile disaster?
Yeah. Did you like my announcer voice?
I did. I did.
I saw the announcer at the Don Fan Derby and I was like.
I can do that. I got to do that I guess.
I've been working on my announcer voice.
Yeah. OK, so that does it I believe
for the regional Pokedex entries, nothing from Galar,
Hissui, that's it. Or Paldea.
I know, I know, but. You got nothing else to say
about those darn crumblers. Corey, we can't be saying that
we cannot, we cannot introduce the students to the to that
phrase. I'm sorry.
You're right. I'm sorry.
Porsche. Cut that.
Out OK, so let's move to the unique entries.
We have one from Ash. It says Tyranitar, the armor
Pokémon Tyranitar. Tyranitar has a heavily armored
body. Yes.
No, yes. Yes.
Nothing. Nothing.
I'll do you know, I'll get it clean.
I'll get it clean. You said Tyranitar and I thought
was funny. Those Dang those damn
tyraniters. Crumblers.
Damn crumblers. Mountain processor Professor
rocketed as soon as the crumblers came into town.
I don't feel safe letting my mountain out for a walk.
Ever since then, these crumbles mobile disasters came into.
Ohh my gosh. Professor I walk on the other
side of the mountain of I see a crumbler walking my way.
Oh my God. All right, the first unique
entry comes to us from Ash's Pokedex.
It says Tyranitar, the armored Pokémon.
Tyranitar has a heavily armored body that can withstand powerful
attacks and is able to crush a mountain with one hand.
With one hand. Imagine.
Imagine all that power like. So wait, Tyranitar has only one
hand like me? Well, maybe I should get more
confidence and feel strong because if he can do all that
with one hand, then maybe, you know, what can I do?
So it can't. Yes, you're right Corbin, it can
do that with one hand. However, it does have two hands,
so this Tyranitar can be destroying 2 mountains at a
time. Wow.
I know. That's more than one.
That's crazy. Yeah, that's double.
That's double it. Double.
The mountains double the power, double the hands.
Yeah, OK. I also have an entry here from
Professor Neroli. Oh, actually it's.
Oh, my goodness. Sorry, I have one from Professor
Mirror in the lentil region as well.
Yeah, I should have read that one earlier.
I mean, that's not a real region, but OK.
Can we can we read the one from Professor Stromboli first
though? OK.
Yeah, sure, Sure. You whatever.
Hey, Mr. Chris, Whatever you want, buddy, Whatever you want.
Nothing. Yeah, let's start with Professor
Calzar. Professor Stromboli, Sorry.
Oh my God, he's hurting. He's hurting directly into the
recording device so loud you don't.
Need to. Yeah, that's really loud ASMR
for you guys on this Wednesday. It feels so good.
What's the opposite of ASMR? RMASA.
Oh, you want to write an essay? No, God no.
I don't want to do with quiz. We're on a space station.
Can we do a pop quiz, professor? Baby, we'll see.
We'll see. We're almost done with these
entries and then we'll see what we're going to do.
She's. Already.
I know. Well, not quite so.
OK? This entry from Professor Neroli
says Tyranitar possesses both overwhelming power and a body
that can't be harmed by any sort of attack.
It takes no heat of its surroundings, even in its sleep,
so you can see it in a truly superb sleeping position with
its limbs thrown wide. Wow.
Yeah, he'd be. He'd be just out there.
So he just man spreads when he. Sleeps.
I mean, yeah, because he doesn't care.
Like, what was somebody going to do, punch him?
OK, He's not. He's not even going to feel it.
Well, just because you're powerful doesn't mean you can't
be, you know, cognizant of other people.
Like, jeez. Yeah, and I think, I think we've
proven that Tyranitar don't care.
No worries. Just just mountain destruction.
Just rocks. OK, OK, Professor Mirror's
Pokedex entry from the Lentil region.
It says Tyranitar has such a sturdy body, it can even doze
off in the middle of a sandstorm.
Wow. Sleeping.
Hey, you're kind of stepping on Neroli's toes here, Mirror.
Right, right. Yeah.
What are you doing? And then he says, we saw it
waiting in the desert, hoping. For who did?
Whoa, who? I don't know Professor Mirror, I
guess, and his assistant, Mr. Curtis, who's who's Mirrors
assistant, do you do you know? Is that Mister Burtis?
Well, I do know he did take on before the disaster.
I mean, I haven't, I haven't touched space with him there,
but but we did have they did take on Seth was a new assistant
for them. They have a couple of assistants
though. So you know, I may not be the
one that. They're particularly they can
afford more than one professor. Believe it or not, I don't.
Even I don't even well. Professor Mirror has like a
whole island, like series of islands and stuff like that out
there. Like, yeah, you know, they need,
they need. Extra fee, Yeah, real professors
usually get more than one assistant, so.
I know I don't even want one though.
I'm just, I'm just so good at my job.
I don't. Need he was just the one you
were cursed. I mean God blessed.
With yeah, Curtis with. But but you?
But you like having me, right, Professor?
Can I finish? Can I finish this next century?
We saw it waiting in the desert, hoping for a suitably strong
opponent to come along. And then a Claude sire came.
Yeah, I mean, I thought they liked mountains though,
Professor, how did they? Or they guess they don't like
mountains, but like, I don't. I don't see why they'd be in a
desert, though. It doesn't seem like that'd be.
I mean, the desert doesn't have mountains.
The desert used to be a mountain and then he destroyed it.
Right. And now it's where he hangs out.
He's like, see this used to be a mountain until I got.
Here until I got here. You should see the other guy.
It was a mountain and you're standing.
It was a mountain and he's here. See the other guy?
You're looking at it. It's dust.
OK, so that does it for all the pokedex entries on Tyrantar.
However, a lot of people forget this.
There is a mega version of Tyrant.
Are you serious? Yes, we have some Mega.
Actually here I have, I have AI did I do have a drawing of the
Mega version. So here you go, Corwin.
Oh, but not the regular. Not the regular.
I want to see if you can kind of infer.
I want to see. If you can kind of guess what
the original, like what the base form Tyrantar looks like, that's
pretty cool on this. So yeah, go ahead and describe
it. Describe it, describe it.
Sweet God, how do I even start? This.
Yeah. We're gonna begin.
That's for sure it it kind of
looks like a cursed Christmas tree with claws.
That's it, he did it. That's it guys.
We didn't. We didn't think it could be
done, but he did it. It's like it's like a bigger
version of Larvitar. It's got long arms, no nubs, 3
claws, 3 claws on each feet. It's got spikes out of its back,
a giant horn coming out of its head, spikes out its back.
Its tail has like 4 horned prongs on it.
It's got little black divots throughout its neck, chest and
legs, but then it has like this red belly area and then there's
also. Has like a belly baby.
Red belly baby, and it has these red little markings on its chest
now that could be its nipples, just like milt tank.
Oh my God. Rank the nipple ability of.
Mega Tyranitar has nipples. Mega Tyranitar does have
nipples. Nipple ability is an 8 out of
10. Nipple ability is high.
Hey, we're, we're, Oh my gosh, we're we're reaching levels of
nipple ability that shouldn't even be possible.
I know we're out of this world with the nipple ability now,
huggability. I'm going to give it probably a
four out of 14. What about flappability?
Yeah, flappability. Wait, a four, you say?
A four out of 14? Yeah.
Is that what it went to? I thought it went from like does
it go? It went from 3 to 14, right?
Yeah, so I said 4 to 14. OK, I got it.
OK. Yeah, you're right.
You're right. You're right.
Now flappability, don't forget flappability is kind of like a
parabola. So low is kind of like in the
middle, and then either end is high like a, like a, like a like
some wings, like a set of wings flapping majestically.
What's the ranking again? The flappability I.
Can't remember, I don't know. It's whatever the middle of the
parabola is. Yeah, I don't remember where it
was, what it was. But let's just talk about the
Nip ability. OK, Yeah, we'll move back to the
Nip ability. 8 out of 10. Great, perfect.
There you go. OK, so Corbin, what do you what
do you think based on this picture, what do you think base
form Tyranitar looks like? I'm going to assume it looks
kind of similar but with maybe a little bit less spikes.
I'm going to say it has no nipples.
OK, what a shame. What an absolute shame.
Yeah, I would. I don't even want a regular
Tranitar. Yeah.
Well, you might. You might have to read the
Pokedex entries for Mega Tyranitar.
I think, I think spikes. I think less spikes is what I'm
going to say. OK, good spikes.
Armor a little bit smaller, maybe a little bit shorter.
Is my guess. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, yes, yes, all around so good.
Good job. Maybe.
Maybe a different colored belly? Perhaps different colored belly
different. Colored belly?
Yeah, maybe like a pink belly. Like a, like a like a rosy.
Pink. Rosy like a mill tank nipple
pink belly I. Don't know about that.
T-shirt. OK, let's read some Pokedex
entries, though these come to us from the Alola region.
First one says due to the colossal power poured into it,
this Pokémon's back split right open.
Yeah, sounds cool. It's destructive instincts are
the only thing keeping it moving.
So it's like basically dead in there.
It's just like, kind of like, yeah.
Mega evolutions kind of sound like a curse for Pokémon.
They always sound very fun. Yeah, well, mega evolutions were
never intended for like, I mean, like it's it's a temporary boost
to the power. And so it's not something that
that they can keep going. If it's something that they
could have kept and like stayed in that form for a long time, it
would just be another standard evolution.
But these ones are like so powerful.
They're definitely hurting. Yeah, yeah.
The next entry says the effects of Mega Evolution make it more
ferocious than ever. It's unclear whether it can even
hear its trainer's orders. Wow, all it sees is red.
It's like not even listening. Right, yeah, it's like rage just
going destroying just. Pure rage, yeah.
So that does it for all of the entries on Mega Tyranitar and
Tyranitar in general. I do find it interesting.
We talked several weeks ago about the fact that Lumio City
now has their own Pokedex entries, which is kind of.
Weird. That's true.
They actually have some mega
Tyranitar entries as well. They're the same as the one from
Alola, but I find it interesting that another region or city, I
guess is, you know, trying to document mega evolution.
I think that's really interesting.
That's very nice. That's very cool.
Good on you Lumio City. I look forward to what you can
bring to the table. Right.
Hopefully you guys aren't underwater.
Yeah, I don't know. I hope the Kalos region is is
doing OK. I haven't really heard anything
from then. It's really been the Hoen, Kanto
and Johto regions that have kind of, you know, taken the main
hit. If there's any like residual
effects from everything going on, hopefully you know if Lumios
is destroyed they could do some redevelopment project or
something. Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, it'll be, it'll be legendary, that project.
Be legendary, yeah. Okay, so that does it for all of
the Pokedex entries on Tyranitar and Mega Tyranitar.
Let's move on to the testing portion of the lesson.
Yes, Yeah. Take a test I want.
Take an outdoor shower. Let's time to time to test.
Let's test this. Test.
No, no, no. We are doing.
A debate today, yes. Professor, we couldn't do a pop.
Quiz I'll debate with you why we shouldn't do one I.
Want to put my my pokedex away and pull out my rotom black?
Pokedex out, you might need it to make your debate, so let's
see here. I think it's the rubric.
So we all remember it's been a little while since we've done a
debate, so I'll give you the rubric here.
So you must include information that we learned in class in your
debate. You must demonstrate an
understanding of the Pokémon's unique attributes and abilities.
You must build an argument around proven facts about the
topic Pokémon, and you must respond to at least one of the
opponent's arguments with a legitimate counter argument.
OK, all right, so I can't, I'll be honest, I can't remember how
I normally decided this. I think I.
I think I read. It's not confusing at all.
I think I would. Person who chooses their topic
goes for. 2nd. No.
First, no. No, no, the no, no, no.
I read the topic and then I let one person decide if they want
to go first or no, wait first or second, and then if they want to
go first and they get to choose the.
They get to choose their top. Their topic?
Let's just do a. Poem again second.
No, OK, we're doing. We just want to do another poem
again. We're.
Doing this and you're going to be happy about it, all right?
I want to see smiles on everybody's faces.
No, OK. I know we're, we've undergone
traumatic events, all right? The world is basically
destroyed. Or at least Choto is of.
Course, I want you to be happy on this and this GD lesson, OK?
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, watch it.
This Groudon and GD stands for Groudon.
Oh sorry, what should all WAP language?
Do there's crowd on lessons? All right, so here's the debate
topic. The destruction caused by
Tyranitar is natural and should be preserved, or Tyranitar
causes too much destruction and should be stopped.
So those are your, those are the sides that you can be on.
Corbin, would you like to go first or second?
I would like to go. I'd like to go second actually.
All right, so Mr. Kurtis, Mr. Kurtis, which of these points
would you like to defend? Would you need to hear them
again? No, no, the destruction is
natural and should be preserved. Or destruction from Tyranitar.
Should we stop? Pretty much yes.
I think I'm going to go first, yes, OK, I think I'm going to
say the destruction is natural and should be preserved.
OK, all right, So that means Corbin, you are defending that
Tyranitar causes too much destruction and it should be
stopped. OK, OK, you got it.
OK. All right.
So we'll we'll review the debate structure here when you guys
come back. But go ahead, take your time,
put together some good arguments and maybe, maybe prepare for
some counter arguments for things that you think your
opponent might say and we'll meet back here in the hang.
Oh, Perry. Hi, Perry.
What's Perry? Who is Perry?
Come on in. Dude, we gotta catch up.
Wait. Yeah.
Perry, say hi to the students. Remember IS.
Say hi to the students, buddy. Oh my God, I have so much Terry
on so much trauma. Let me tell you, I've been
talking since I have one hand. Perry Perry, I forgot Corey
really has one hand. Also, this occurs as a horrible
scar on his face, but don't worry, it's not real.
No, it's OK. I know your face looks surprised
when you came in, but it's all good.
Perry, what is? What do you have?
There, Yeah. Why are you?
He's got piece. Of paper?
What? Oh, this?
It says it's an essay for Tyranitar.
A Tyran? Oh, Oh my God.
Oh, OK. Well, yeah, I.
Mean hey, he says he found it on the bottom of on whose shoe?
Oh, the the Herald. Oh, the Rigby's are up here.
Oh. The.
Oh no, the Rigby. 'S made it the Rigby.
No, wait, you said. Oh.
No, Oh no, that's not they're not supposed to make.
It Yeah, Yeah. Oh.
I'll, I'll explain to you all later.
I'll explain to you all later. That's not a good thing.
This this might have something to do with the spinner axe.
They were supposed to be watching my spinner axe.
Well, you can't watch them if you.
Told them to watch your spinner axe.
They aren't pooped for that. They can't handle that.
Yeah. I mean, you saw, you saw how
robust they were when we visited them the last time you did.
Perform a lot of experiments on them if I remember incorrectly.
They were, I mean, they were, you know, folded in the shape of
the Night Mother. And so, you know, they had it's.
Horrifying. How the Rigby's supposed to
watch them is that everything's underwater.
You can't expect them to what? Chill out there on a boat and
watch her dumb spinner? Axe Oh I hope my spinner axe are
OK back on the. Back.
I'm sure they're fine. It's good the Rigby's are here
and they're not dead. Anyways, thanks, Perry.
Love you. Bye kisses.
All right, professor. Oh, yes, I'll.
I'll go ahead and read this. This comes to us from a student
named James. They say, Dear Professor Jacob,
Mr. Kurz and Corbin. Hello.
It's James. Ready.
From a different Gengar mail account, I suppose.
James, this message just before I have written an essay on
Tyranitar. Here it is.
Tyranitar is a large green rock and dark type Pokémon found in
the JoJo region. Its body armor is so strong that
any attack won't harm it. Because of this, Tyranitar are
always eager to battle. They are extremely powerful and
don't care about others as being described as insulin in the
Pokedex. It can make mountains crumble
with just one mighty hand. Tyranitar can often be found
wandering in the mountains searching for strong opponents
to fight. If it goes on a rampage, maps
may need to be redrawn afterwards because of how much
destruction this Pokémon can cause.
Even though Tyranitar loves to fight an an unworthy opponent
bores it and will ignore it. It and it will ignore it and
walk away. Tyranitar also has a Mega
Evolution. So much power lies within
Tyranitar during Mega Evolution that it's back splits open.
That must hurt. Gross.
Absolutely. The only thing keeping it going
are its destructive instincts. Trainers can't even tell if Mega
Tyranitar is really listening to their orders or just destroying
things like it loves to do. Thank you for listening.
Bye. Bye.
All right. Hey so I have a.
Yes, yes, yes, Corbin. Yes.
Evan Dubrey, I have a question about the the.
So it said something about Tyrantor being described as
insulin in the Pokedex. Now I still have diabetes.
How does that tie into Tyranitar being in like?
What does that mean? OK.
So, OK, so you're thinking of insulin, right?
Which is, you know what you need because your body can't produce
it anymore? Or is that how diabetes works?
Well, you. Just no.
I'm not a doctor. I'm.
Telling you're just resistant to it at this point you need an
extra dose. Sure, sure.
Right. Like like I need more milk.
I need another dose of no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Where do you get that milk up here, Mr. Smacking out of his
hand? Ohh hey, put that down you.
Drop that on the ground. Mr. Curious, you're going to
have to go check his Oh wow, it's floating in the air.
Wow, wow. Because there's no gravity up
here, guys. I.
Just did this. Zero gravity turned off.
OK. All right.
They had zero gravity turned on actually.
Yeah, 0 gravity turned on. Now it's off.
Look at that. That's cool.
No. No, it's off.
No, it's on that's. What I said on God, professor,
look at the floating milk I'm going to try to slip.
It out of the air. No, no, stop it.
Put your butt down. OK, OK, so thank you James so
much for writing that essay on Tyrantar.
You are getting extra credit. I will note it down here in my
book. Mr. Curtis, do we think this is
Gold Star worthy, do you think? I don't know.
Listen, listen. There's no mention of a spinner
rack here, no promotion of the beauty of bug types.
And to be honest, I don't know when I'm going to be able to
mine some more gold for my gold stars.
So true. That's fair.
It's going to be it's they're
kind of in a hot commodity right now.
I don't, I don't know if James gets a Gold Star all right.
Can we? Sorry, James.
OK, Corbin star. We think a Corbin star.
We'll throw them a couple Corbin stars.
I'm fine with that. They're not.
They're not hard to make. I don't need gold for them.
I can make them right here on the ship or the space station.
So yeah, let's. Yeah, I see.
I see you cutting up some paper over there.
Yep, I sure. Am OK all right now.
Now that we've completely forgotten about the debate that
we were doing, everybody turn around, Corbin, you know, do you
remember what you were? What?
You're yes. Terminator causes too much
destruction. It should be stopped.
OK, Mr. Curtis. That the destruction Tyranitar
causes is a natural phenomenon and should be preserved.
Excellent. All right, go ahead.
Start writing your debates. All right, you guys, I I think
we've had enough time to really cook it to to get it to get it
done. Are you guys ready?
You guys ready? To say so I'm ready.
OK, all right. Whoa, man.
Dang, whoa. The Pupadar's is running around
like crazy over there. You see that?
Yeah, he's rolling around the floor.
Is that? Blastin is all of his gas out
Gobert. Gobert, chill with your gas.
Dude, he's Dang, let him go. He's he's, he's worked up over
something. Scooting on the floor.
OK, who did he say was a quake? Mr. Cruise?
Mr. Curse? I believe her going first
alright. I am going first.
Yes, professor, I'm ready. The no, I have let me just go
ahead and read the debate structure.
So person one AKA Mr. Curtis will give their opening
statement, Person 2 will give their opening statement, then
person 2 will give a response to person one's opening statement.
And then person one will give a response to person 2's opening
statements and their response. And then person one will give
their closing statement and person 2 will give their closing
statement. Easy to follow.
Yes. OK, everybody.
I think I'm. I think I'm tracking.
All right, go ahead. Mr. Curtis, you think I'm
tracking? Yeah.
Let's, let's hear it, Mr. Curtis.
All right. Hold on, let me just.
Yeah, go ahead. I gotta take a quick drink.
Real quick. Yeah, go ahead, get that SAP in
there. Yeah, we got all the time in the
world, Mr. Curtis. All the time.
Alright, alright. I'm so sorry.
Hello there and welcome to my
talk. My name is Mr. Curtis and I'd
like to tell you all today why I think you should think, or at
least appreciate what Tyranitar is working with.
See, there are many destructive Pokémon out there.
Just look at all the Pokémon like Gyarados, the atrocious
Pokémon literally known for destroying cities.
Meow Stick, grinding large structures to dust, Machamp,
also moving mountains, Kangas Khan.
Enough said there. And even Charizard for melting
anything. How can we judge?
Almost sunny now. Corbin, do you know if you speak
again I'll be deducting points from you?
Not until not until you are given a chance to rebut can you
tell. It's been a while, been a while.
Even Charizard melting anything. How can we judge one Pokémon by
the destruction it cause and then praise the others?
You know how many Charizard and Garridos fanboys are out there?
I ask you, what could be more natural than a Pokémon doing
what a Pokémon was meant to do? OK, you got to you got to give
me a heads up when you're when you're done with your.
I'm done. OK, OK, OK, so your argument is
that there are many destructive Pokémon and we should not be.
OK? I shouldn't, I shouldn't.
Corbin, go for it. It's your turn to make your
opening statement and respond to Mr. Curtis's opening statement.
Mr. Curtis, thank you for your opening statement.
Although it sucks, my opening statement is going to be
obviously is a friendly reminder.
My argument is that Tyranitar causes too much destruction and
it should be stopped, the opposite of Curtis's, which is
that its destruction is good and should be preserved, and
arguably is what he says. So with the ability to easily
crumble mountains and cause enough damage to require maps to
be completely redrawn Tyranitar, I think it's safe to say you
should be stopped from causing too much destruction.
People in Pokémon live in mountainous areas and are always
at risk. And by some way of some simple
therapy, I think maybe we can have Tyranitar be more
thoughtful of other people. It's destructive tendencies are
a result of carelessness due to its insolent nature and you
know, only caring about itself. And my thought is if we can
start at an early age, maybe as early as a Larvitar to get it
when it's fresh out of the womb and raise it correctly, we can
create a generation of Tyranitar who care for others and stop
needlessly destroying landscapes and lives because of their own
insolent nature. So it starts with, it starts at
home, guys. It starts at home.
So that's my opening statement. I do want to reply to Mr.
Curtis. Other Pokémon, sure, you know,
you have Charizard, Machamp, all these other Pokémon that have
these destructive tendencies, but they're very, very easily
trained. And part of the issue with
Tyranitar is that it it, it, it doesn't really listen to
instruction very well, especially with the, I believe
it is the mega evolution where it says that it cannot hear.
Sometimes it cannot even hear its own trainers orders with a
mega evolution. So Tyranitar.
That's just a byproduct of it being a Tyranitar and not caring
about anybody other than itself due to its insolent nature.
And I think just because of its insolent nature doesn't mean we
should just let it freely destroy landscapes.
I think, you know, having a, a, a Machamp or Charizard or
whatever purposefully damage, you know, a structure or
environment, it's a little bit different than a Tyranitar,
which can literally bring down a mountain with one hand.
A Pokémon of that nature I think should have their abilities
throttled just a little bit for the safety of thousands of other
Pokémon in people around it. So that is my counter argument
there. OK.
All right, Mr. Kurtis, it's time for your response to Corbin's
opening statement and also his response to your statement, if
you would like to do that. Thank you very much, Professor.
I'm just gathering my thoughts here real quick.
He's. Stalling.
He's he's stalling. Yeah, well, yeah.
Well, yeah. Well, Corbin, your statement
sucks, OK. You said my statement sucks.
That's my response is that your statement sucks.
You didn't actually explain why we should be stopping.
You just said we needed to start early with larvatars and teach
them to be better. And also you said that a lot of
one of the things that's bad about the tire tars, it is not
always good about listening to its trainer.
Well Charizard is famous for resisting its trainer, yet it is
one of the most loved on and cherished Pokémon in all of the
Pokémon Air world. OK, so a lot of people fanboy
over Charizard, and Charizard's got a big thick head too and
doesn't always want to listen to instruction that doesn't mean
anything. That was my response.
OK, all right. So now for my closing statement.
Yes, you may do your closing statement.
Now, reality in the world goes through many cycles and there
was always destruction, a breakdown, a decay, and then
there's rebirth. Tyranitar is just the vehicle by
which the natural order of things progresses.
OK, Plus it keeps map makers employed.
Thank you very much. Okay, all right, so Corbin, now
it's time for your closing statement.
Okay, hold on one second. He's stalling, he's stalling,
he's stalling, he's stalling, he's stalling, he's.
Stalling. Oh my God, he's stalling.
I didn't let Mr. Chris in a second.
You got a all right. So is this just my closing
statement? This this your closing
statement. No responses.
No, no. Responses at all.
Yes, this is how debates. No response closing statement.
If you, if you can work your response into your closing
statement, then maybe. But you got to really tread
lightly there, because I will. I will dock you points.
You got it. OK, so for my closing statement,
I would just like to reiterate again that my point that I
already stated is that it should be stopped because it causes
destruction. Not just how we should stop it.
By starting at an early age and trying to make sure we therapize
it and make sure it gets the love and tender care and nurture
that it needs so that it cares about people and is not just
needlessly destroying stuff. As I already stated, I do think
it's the destructive tendencies that need to be mitigated now,
regardless of Tyranitars. Like a lot of people like
Tyranitar, I like Tyranitar, I think it's a very cool Pokémon.
But just because it's beloved doesn't mean we should let it do
whatever it wants, you know? Pokémon are meant to be
companions to people, and without people they would be
they would be left to their own demise to do whatever they want.
That feels like a debate All in all.
So my thought there is, I think Tyranitar, like a lot of very
powerful Pokémon, need humans to help mitigate their destructive
dependencies in order to create a happy ecosystem for everybody.
And map maker suck, that's why. Closing.
OK. All right.
So very good, very good job both of you.
You both based on your. Point of order professor, I
think he was responding to me there with the map maker suck
comment. That was a joke.
Yeah, I think it's fine.
I think it's fine. OK, I was trying really hard not
to respond very hard. It could just be a statement
that map makers suck. I don't know.
I think you guys had both did a very, very good job, very
convincing arguments on each side.
I think you stuck fairly well to the Pokedex entries.
Mr. Caruso could use a little bit more Pokedex inspiration
from you, but but you know, you included the fact that maps must
be redrawn and that that keeps map makers employed and that it
is a destructive force, which is true.
Corbin included, you know, also the massive sewer drone part and
the he really heavily laid on the insolent nature part of of.
Right. Of Tyranitar, which is very
good. So nature diabetic kid.
It's the perfect combination between Trainer and Pokémon.
And I should note, Corbin did state that they should be
stopped because they put people at risk that is.
Thank you. I did say that, he said.
I didn't say why. I did say it numerous times.
I probably was going crazy. And Mr. Curious, you also have,
but you also had a lot of good points as well that there are
there are many destructive Pokémon and they are a lot of
people favorite. So I think that is true and that
I think that's not the argument. It's a natural part of the world
that that, you know, they are a force of nature.
It's all in life is all about rebirth and and through a cycle
and you know, map makers got to have a job so.
Map makers got to make money. A good job.
Tell that. Tell that to the people who live
in the mountains, guys. Don't live in the mountains.
If you live in the mountains and you don't have Tyranitar
insurance on your house, that's your own fault.
It is so expensive though I. Thank you.
Professor, you can't argue for
him. That's cheating.
I'm not. No, no, no, I'm not the the
debate's done. The debate's done.
If you look students at home, if you look or in the space
station, wherever you are, I assume that you're safe.
Look in the Spotify gone what the Spotify on page polls Yeah,
look at the polls and you'll see a question asking who won the
debate. Mr. Curtis or Corbin, go ahead,
give your give your opinions and.
Explain why it was me. Yeah, again, I can't.
No, don't know. It wasn't.
Not necessarily. You, Corbin.
Mr. Curtis did a very good job. So don't don't listen to him,
students. Let let let your own mind be be
your guy. Yeah, I don't.
As a reminder, I don't choose the winner of these, thank
goodness. But you guys, did you both get
full marks, a hundreds on, on both ends?
Hey, so, so good job. OK, so that's going to do it for
today's lesson on Tyranitar. Does anybody know who we're
going to be learning about next week?
It has nothing to do with Larvitar, Pivotar or Tyranitar.
Is it decidui? It's it's.
Not Decidui. Are we?
How many are we done with? No.
No, no, no, no.
We have. We have what, three more, I
think. And three more.
And I know everybody's gonna get their hopes up, but there are
three legendary Pokemons, so the chances of us seeing these
Pokémon are pretty much 0. Do any of them habitat space?
Because if so, then there's a good chance we might see them.
No, no, no, no, no, we're not. So yeah, again, they are back on
the planet. So you're right.
We'll probably won't see them. Right, because we'll be here for
his Miss Christmas next week, so.
Yeah, that next Christmas. Christmas can't wait.
I, I, I don't know. I I think it's if I'm
remembering correctly, I think it's Lugia.
That's yes. Yes, we are learning about Lugia
next week. Very good job.
On Christmas. Yes, Lugia, Christmas.
Well, Christmas Eve, right? Not, not Christmas.
A Lugia Christmas is. It Christmas or is it Christmas
Eve? It's Christmas Eve.
I. Think well, it's a Hismus
Christmas. We already talked.
About it. Sorry, it's a Hismus Christmas.
OK all. Right.
Oh man. You guys see whoa or Gobert zoom
right past? The Gobert, please.
Whoa, what are you doing? Crazy show out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's starting to glow.
That was the hips go. On Oh my God is he evolving?
That's next week. You give him rare candies like
that Dawn fan. Mr. Grace, let me, let me see in
your pockets is there full of rare candies You were giving him
rare candies? No, it's the, it's the family
thing all over. He deserved a treat.
He carried all of our stuff up to this.
Oh. My.
God, Oh my God, there it is. This is how I ran it.
Jesus, we have. To let them know, we have to let
them know. Sound the alarm.
Wait, before you do that, Mister Corbin, can you describe Tar Tar
for our students at home? It's big, tall, green.
It has a different colored belly.
You guys are right. It's blue, it's got black.
It's got less horns. I was right about that and Oh my
God, oh God, it's winding up. It's.
About to punch It's about to punch the space station.
Don't settle down. Settle down everybody.
Oh my God. I.
Think Mr. Chris is already there don't worry I'll grab the
recording device and right over to him so it doesn't sound like
he's far away anymore so it doesn't sound like he's far away
anymore we're right next to him we're right here Mr. Curtis,
we're. Right next to Mr. Curtis now.
I don't understand how he sounds like he's still so far away,
'cause we're right next to him. He's so far away and sounds like
he's not in the escape pod. We can't.
Forget. Gummy.
I think he's grabbing Gumby. OK, I'm back, I'm back.
I've got Gumby in the lid. That's all you could carry.
That's all you got. I also got Perry here and Alex
Lexus with this too. All.
Right. Just those four.
OK, that's all that could fit in here.
But small enough, right? Get it, everybody get it.
Get it, get it, get it, get it. Quick, quick.
It's falling apart. It's about to explode by the
same way. Oh, I.
See everybody in the window?