Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for joining me
on this lesson of Pokemon biology during me here in the
classroom. Today is, of course, my
wonderful amazing intelligent in his own way, my teaching
assistant, Esther Curtis, please say hello to everybody, mr.
Curtis, huh. Geez, ah, oh gosh, however
fessor. Oh shit!
Oh shit, were you asleep? What happened?
Huh? Oh, so, sorry, I'd oh, I didn't
realize class of started. I am I was here late last night,
you know, of course, resurfacing, all of the, of the
floors in the school and I rammed into the to our
Jigglypuff that wanders, All's and and I, you know, I was
having, how was it having a great, great conversation with
it? I thought and then it, no, it
must have must have dozed off. We really want to get like an
exterminator or something. To get that.
Get that Jigglypuff out of here. Whoa, whoa, exterminate.
Okay. We don't want to kill the poor
thing. They also re home or or
whatever. Well, if she's sticking around
for a little bit and hiding in the school, and no one can catch
every might as well name her, right?
How about, Out Mary about Mary. No, we're not naming her.
Mary, we're not doing that. Why does it sound too close to
the other Pokémon we've named? Yeah, yeah.
We you know what, if we see her again, then we can name her.
Alright? Finally, say, okay, what else?
I want to say thank you. Mister cursory the floors look,
great. Also, I see that you do you
spend some extra time on the windows make?
Yeah, nice and clean. If I do, if I do say politely,
you waxed in elegantly and politely, you wax the shit out
of that window, looks Really good man to doubt that was
elegant and also pulling. That was it looks again.
I say this is the most professional way possible for
listeners. It looks fucking good.
That's a good-looking window. Thank you.
Well, that the are elegance and professional trainer.
Here is, of course, Corbin our trainer and hey, what's up
everybody? Hey, 10 years.
Old going on 11, I don't know. Bill was my birthday again.
Hello next. It's next year it's only happens
like once a year. It's not that exciting, but
anyways, yeah, eager to learn ready to go and ready to talk
about mmm-mmm-mmm in the main key.
Yeah. Hey wow.
You must really be excited since.
Yeah. Dude, about.
I want to get a good look at this Pokemon.
Like this is one like it's very I've seen them in the wild when
I wanted to go camping with my dad for it.
Sorry, Gibby together again. But anyways, I used to go
camping sometimes and I would see him.
Keep it. It was just a blur which is run
by or swing by in the trees and get a good look at it.
So I'm very anxious to see you have one right?
You know once a day. Yeah of course.
When do I not have the Pokemon? Thank the gods!
Okay, sweet. So we get to get to see a manky
today in class a good look. Yeah.
So I guess I mean, he said, he sounded very eager, are you
ready? Yeah, she'll look at him.
Yeah, sorry actually had a lot of sort of this morning at a
whole, you know, let's let's let's try to be calm.
Okay, let's try to be relaxed. Yankees are notorious for flying
off the handle for Even the smallest things, okay?
So let's try our best, not to anger them.
All right, calm relaxed, send it out, send it right, mr.
Curtis put that food away. Put it down.
Put the damn, put the I'm sorry.
I'm sorry Professor. I haven't eaten in over 12 hours
so that's your fault. It's intermittent fasting.
You'll be fine. It's a healthcare be fine.
I'll be fine. You'll, you can last the end of
class. All right?
Yeah. Are we all ready?
Yes. Yes, a manky everyone.
Okay, see it. Here we can look at it.
Can't wait, I got my camera too. Okay.
Yeah sure. Yeah.
The picture last longer that's yeah, that's right.
Okay and here we go. Here's the main key.
And there it goes. And it I think it.
I think it ran out this freaked out immediately and smash
through the window, and then ran away.
That's so that's 20 bucks. I'll never get back my, I did, I
did get a picture. I did.
Get it, did get it. Curtis screaming with the snot
coming out of his nose demonstrate.
This makes very similar to a manky but it's not the same.
I try to get it as leaving. Well, I think we need to do
anything. We were just calm.
Like, that's the just that, they'll go crazy over anything.
We didn't say anything though. Like whatever I put so much,
spit shine into that window. I'll get a car.
It wasn't that good. All right, calm down today where
you like catch any like a glimpse of the man key can hear
me like comment on what it looks like.
But before it it freaked out and left were a jingling, a raging
ball of white fur, a little bit firmer and dirty cotton ball.
Just Running. Yeah I dirty cotton ball with
toothpicks coming out of it. Yeah sure that's fair that's
fair. It also has like a really like
you know like short pink nose. Oh I didn't catch that at all.
I didn't even see its face. I'll be honest with you.
Yeah, you know, I hear I'll print out some pictures for you.
Okay. Okay.
And send money to send it. What do you do?
Send it to the printer. So complaints August.
God. That's a fucking loud printer.
God. This is the prayer of all you
buy this so loud. Oh yeah.
Here does here here. I'll turn it down.
Okay. All right.
It's done me. The paper.
Here you go. Here's one for you and here's
one for you, mr. Curtis.
All right. Tonto easy.
Um a deep who took this. This was worried too.
She was all right. It's a magnet.
It's like a little delaford that it's got its deep interesting,
it's interesting enough, its feet.
Only have two toes. Oh, well, it's three toes to on
the front. One in the back.
Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, sure, how long time guard
by years of anger? Alright, Amish, she's ugly,
actually, you'll will come to find from the pokies Pokedex
entries that they aren't really scarred from years of anger.
Yeah. Well, there were like its tail,
its kind of Cute. Yeah, it's prehensile.
Wait, no. It's got three.
It's got three fingers on this picture.
Three. Yeah, I said that.
It has three. It has two in the front, one in
the back. Well they said to sorry I did
say to at first but then I corrected myself.
Well you okay good because I because I am not above mistakes.
You know. It's khayyam I am only human.
I am not I am not a Pokemon, he did it so mean and awful all
because the human eye shut up. I liked how cute it is.
This is um okay. So to prevent mr.
Curtis from singing anymore, I'm going to start reading these
Pokedex entries, okay? All right, starting with a cry,
was shut the fuck up and burning.
Oh my God, shut up over his mouth huh?
Put tape over his mouth. Curtis you do it again.
The tapes coming up already ripped a piece off.
You do it again. Fucking say another word sing.
Another thing, another stanza. Boom, it's on the map.
Nope you're done. You're done.
You're going to sit there. You're going to like it when we
get there you're gonna know. Yeah that's fine.
That's good enough. That's good.
Shut up. Okay so the first entry here
says, extremely quick to anger. What is Mankey Maggio?
And exit your home. So assume when you're reading
this there's a giant like just above this, these words.
It's a giant thing that says Mankey.
Okay? As you're reading this in a
pokedex, okay? Yeah, that makes sense extremely
quick to anger. It could be docile one moment
then thrashing away the next instant same.
And agile Pokemon that lives in trees it angers easily and will
not hesitate to attack anything. So honestly we kind of got lucky
that just decide to you know smash out the window and like
not attack us. I'm not gonna lie.
The first time I saw mr. Curtis as well.
It made me want to run out of window to so I get it I get him
a key. I don't fault you shut up.
You know you have hands. You can remove no no he can't.
Don't tell him that you shut up. You think you can take it off
yourself? Shut up?
No. You sit right there.
You don't take it off until after what?
Oh, thanks Professor. I didn't realize I could do
that. Tell him to put it back on till
after. So, no, he's too noisy.
Okay, set it back on until after Sinha put it back on.
Okay, there we go. Ha Look Who's laughing now?
I don't know if I said this one already.
So, I'm just gonna say it again. Quick to anger, it will begin
brawling at the slightest provocation, it is unsafe to
approach as it is very Nimble. Aah.
Okay, quick. All right, moving on to the
Johto region. It is extremely ill tempered.
The very groups of them will attack any handy Target for no
reason handy. Yes, I don't get handsy around,
okay, ground and keep your the mr.
Curtis, don't be smacking. It's but like he did that
Golduck last week, it's unsafe to approach if it gets a
violently enraged for no reason and can't distinguish friends
from foes. So, the way that his word is it
makes it sound like you can approach it if it gets violent.
Arranged for a reason. Oh, okay.
What, what hate? See.
It says it's unsafe to approach if it gets violently and raged
for no reason. Okay.
So if it has a reason you're good.
Yeah, that's good. Yeah, fine.
Unless you're that reason then your oh, yeah.
That definitely don't run for the hills.
It lives in groups in the Treetops, if it loses sight of
its group, it becomes infuriated by its loneliness.
I can relate to that. That's so sad, so it makes me
cry. Every time.
That's actually really beautiful.
All right, onto the Hoenn region when manky starts shaking, and
it's nasal. Breathing turns rough.
It's a sure sign. That's becoming angry.
However, before it goes into a towering.
Oh sorry. However, because it goes into a
towering rage, almost instantly. It is impossible for anyone to
flee its Wrath Wow. So it has these warning signs
but they happen like only a second before it actually like,
well it's only really one warning sign, right, shaking and
nasal. Breathing turns rough to warning
signs. Okay?
Okay, intense shaking. Okay, next one says, light and
agile on its feet and ferocious and temperament when angered and
flies into an uncontrollable frenzy.
Damn yep. Alright, next one is the Sinnoh
region. It lives in Treetops colonies.
If one becomes enraged the whole Colony Rampages for no reason.
Oh, Jesus. And that's that's it really that
does it for the Sinnoh region? That's for the center reason.
So, mr. Curtis, you can take the tape
off if you want. Oh gosh, I hope it's tapering
were waterboarded. Chill out.
Yeah, you can couldn't breathe under there.
Yeah, you can breathe in, through your nose.
Yeah. Like I'm making just huff and
puff I haven't I haven't been able to breathe out of my nose
in it, a long time. Since I was probably get that.
Looked at. Okay so that doesn't 470 you
Nova and Kalos you know the last time to get to your come to us
from the Ole Ola region, it says it can.
Spontaneously become enraged. Everyone near it.
Clears out as a Rampages and the resulting loneliness, makes it
angrier still? That's a really sad life.
They do not like to be alone. Nope, who does it's real.
Yeah, being alone. Bother me while you're not
married so you're doing it right?
Okay. You don't have to bring that up
to say, Hey, listen, I'm only 19, okay?
I still have plenty of time. No, you're not.
Why do you have great here then? No siree.
I'm 99, a a hater. It's rude to ask a professor
with crow's feet. Like that.
Come on. It's because I have to deal with
students, like, you. That's your aging.
You haven't seen 19 and 30 Years, buddy.
Wow, it's raging tires. It out and causes it.
It to fall asleep. No but the anger resonating in
its dreams cause it to wake up which is curious it all over so
it doesn't sleep. It's know, it's it gets angry
and gets tired so it falls asleep but then the anger is
dreams wakes it up and it makes it Angry all over again.
It's a never-ending cycle. Geez, who hurt these things?
My gosh, I don't know. I don't know how it benefits
them. To actually know what.
I do know how it benefits them and in fact, I'm going to read
it in a poker. I'm free right now what the
smallest of things could cause it to lose its temper because it
doesn't hold in its stress. This Pokémon can live a long
time. Yeah, so that's a good thing
about it. Getting angry all the time.
Is that it lives? It lives a long time.
Okay. And the last one here, says, if
one gets angry all the others around, it will get angry.
So, silence is a rare visitor, in a troop of manky.
Oh, that was poetical over. He's a little early.
Reason getting a little bit poetic.
I like it. I like it.
Alright, that does it for the regional poquette countries.
I will quickly read through the unique Pokedex entries.
The first to hear, I guess they're kind of connected.
So the first one is, it's the subject is manky, and it's on
ashes Pokedex. It says, manky a pig.
Pokemon Pokemon. Wait a pig, monkey Pokemon.
Sorry Pig Mummy Pig. Pokemon, Pokemon, you know.
Yeah, no, no, I misspoke. I misspoke.
Manky A pig monkey Pokemon of the fighting of the fighting
type. What is the pink and what is a
monkey? I did two things that combine to
make a manky. Yeah, come on.
He just said it dude. Pay attention.
Think I think a spoink and a Chimchar?
Yeah, something like that. Are you have a pic monkey?
Okay. Known for its Superior footwork.
It packs a A powerful punch. Whoo.
So dances well? Yeah yeah I guess so today.
I guess you could lovely fighting fighting and dancing
are. Very are very similar.
I mean, really related, you know, you're not, you know, you
joke, but it's true. I'm not joking.
I'm not, I'm being serious. Good good fine, I'm sorry.
Hey yeah, good. All right, whatever.
Alright, The Next Century here, the subject is mang Keys temper
and it also comes from ashes Pokédex.
Okay so Although, main key is usually calm.
It does have a bad temper. Once Menke begins to thrash
stopping it is impossible. Jesus can't be done.
Can't do it. Even if you kill it, I'll just
keep on thrashing. Yep.
All right, last one comes to us,
from goes wrote on phone. It says Mankey, the pig put big
monkey Pokemon. A fighting-type Makey is
quick-tempered and flying and can fly into a rage even while
dreaming damn flying to. So, it is flying type than
that's confirmed. No.
No figuratively. Flying actually find.
Okay. Well, I know you.
Do you have a hard time with figurative and literal?
I do David's. I do.
Okay. That does it for the Pokedex
entries. And now of course, it's time to
read a unsourced on crime credit article.
Let's go ahead and read that. Manky is a simian Pokemon.
Semyon is a different word word for pig monkey.
I don't know. Sure, it is bipedal and has a
round body covered in white ass. Whitish.
Shaggy, fur. Okay.
Its nose is similar to a pig. Snout it has narrow red eyes and
triangular ears. With brown inside Yankee is
three-fingered hands to toad feet and tip of its curved.
Prehensile tail are brown along with stuffable.
It is the smallest known fighting-type Pokémon.
Hmm. Pretty small dressing?
Yeah. Very, it's a small little boy.
But a little baby boy. Is he now?
Ball. He's humble.
Yeah, he likes to nibble. No Nimble and not nipple.
No, I didn't say nipple. I said, I said nibble.
Like yeah, I know I know what. I know what nibble is.
Okay. Alright the next one says it
goes on to say make he specializes in physical fighting
and is very aggressive and short-tempered.
When angry it begins shaking and breathing turns rough.
Its rage Peaks quickly preventing the victim from being
able To flee, it will Rampage until falls asleep, but it is
but it's anger remains in its dreams.
This causes it to wake up and become Furious all over again.
However, this constant release of stress grants it along life,
man can be found in mountains where it lives in three top
colonies. If one becomes wait, Treetops
colonies in the mountains. I guess that makes that makes
sense. Come on, these are more Lush and
have larger Tree Tops like Like it makes sense.
Sea level. Okay, I mean it's possible.
It is I would I would think all the aggression and the
adrenaline is pumping through their bodies all the time would
not be good for their life but it's saying that they live a
long life because well it's all in any stress.
The other letting out all the stress.
Yeah, Curtis Mew holding all your stress to really taxing
your mom. You gotta just run around and
jump through windows and shit like yeah, like punch.
Just punch something. Yeah, now right now.
Yeah, Professor never do that. I said look no guy.
He jumped through the window. I'll shit.
No, he's gone. You.
Okay, down there. Hello, we can.
Here we are. We got that we are on the first
floor. Are we not on the first floor?
No, he didn't know that. We're all the cheese.
I guess I always wore. Come on, man.
You never pay attention God. I was, could you take the
elevator every day? Don't even notice this hangers I
take the stereo, mr. Curtis you good shit.
I think he's dead. Wait, wait.
He walked back into the door. Hey, how you doing?
Hey guys, I'm so sorry about that.
Yeah, me too. I just I just really wish I
could get some time with Perry to work through my emotions.
I just can't somebody keeps taking a ball that's looking
better. I promise I will never break out
like that again. Look Perry the Psyduck, he has a
busy schedule but look I talk to him.
I'm good friends with them. I bring him to school every day.
Perry, the Psyduck. Do you School therapist for
listeners? That may not.
Remember he will. I'll see if you can fit you in
tomorrow and be awesome. Yeah, no problem.
Just don't go jumping through windows.
That's right. Not that one.
I mean, luckily I landed in a bush down below but it wasn't a
bush there. Who knows, right?
Wait I think that was. I think that was Gary.
Oh shit. Oh no.
All right. Yeah he's okay soft.
As actually a nice natural stopping point for the article
that I was reading here. So I think it's time to move on
to a pop quiz. Oh man.
So yep. You know the drill by now, get
out your Rotom laptops, put away put away your Pokedex is you
know what? Put away, put away your pens and
pencils. For this one, you are going to
need it. Put them away.
I don't want to see him. I have an extra pair of pants.
Do you need those? I'm ready to to impart my words.
Directly onto the paper. No nothing.
But the raw energy for my brain. Okay.
His Wow, his forehead is glowing mysteriously.
You know, Curtis you should probably try meditation next
time. Alright, not jumping or that's
jumping. Angrily through Windows doesn't
work forever. I'm gonna Channel my my stress
and my anger right into liquid energy that I use to Mark the
paper just you want, okay? It's a lot of amazing.
I mean, your type, your answer through the the Rotom laptop so
you don't need to put it onto paper but I guess.
So if you can. All right, question number one.
What body language indicates that a manky is about to rage.
Okay. Both answers are in.
Let's see what Corbin has to say.
He says, when it begins shaking, and when it's snorts heavily
through its nose. All right, so shaking and
breathing heavily, snores, shaking and snorting.
Yeah, shaking shaking and snorting.
The two s's. Mr. Curtis funded with when a
man key starts shaking and breathing really hard.
You know, it's about to blow a gasket, all right?
Yes, both both correct. I mean I could be a person that
could be here and say it's specifically nose breathing but
I won't be that guy. I'm not that guy.
I'm not like I call me that guy. Very Equitable decision oh my
God and Equitable decision Jesus unless you're like word of Allah
this is word of the month or something like keep using it.
Some might it's of my word calendar.
It's the only one I could read. Okay, that's fair.
That's All right. Question number two.
Where do menkes generally live? All right, both of the answers
are in. So let's go ahead and read them.
Corbin said they live in the Treetops in the mountains and
mr. Kersey responded with manky is
love to life in Treetop colonies life, huh?
Well to life. Yeah, love to life, he tap
calling them. See ya, the answer was Treetops.
You could add the additional information of on top of
mountains or with A group of other main keys.
So you guys are both correct. Their sweet sweet to completely
done sweetie. What, according to this question
by 3, what according to the Pokedex is one benefit of man
Keys proclivity to rage. Once again, both of the answers
have been delivered to me, safely and securely.
So I will read them. Corbin says the benefit is that
it's constantly releasing stress, not holding it inside,
so it lives longer and mr. Curtis says, they can live a
long. Long time since the event all
that stress. I like that.
You used the word live instead of life this time.
Good job. Alright, the last question is
actually an essay question. So there's no specific right or
wrong here just you know, just say what you think.
I think there is a lot about Mankey that didn't really cover.
So I want to see what you guys think about this.
Just thought question. Okay?
You ready? I'll take that as a yes.
Okay. The question is Is what do you
make use dream about love. Not just kidding, that's not
money. Is the please write your hands.
Hey if I finally answer, okay, we probably skip some time there
but now we are back to talk about the answers to this essay
question which was in case you've forgotten.
What do manky is dream about little bit more Fantastical than
I normally go for but you know, it talks a lot about, you know,
make he's being mad when they sleep.
So when they dream about Let me just quickly grab some water
real quick. Yeah, hold on.
You got a lot to read their buddy so you better prep
yourself. Also, if you guys got tissues,
that might be a, might be a good idea, because I'm gonna cry.
I'm laughing so hard. No, not at all.
Okay, all right. So, Corbin responded.
Most monkeys are hard to deal with and their anger, only grows
as they get older. They are very dangerous,
especially in groups. So it's easier for some poachers
in law enforcement to either. All or forcibly relocated
violent man keys while their babies are sleeping.
Okay, oh my gosh, this leaves oh my God, this leaves their
offspring alone. This causes babies to constantly
be very angry to have the only parents they'll ever know taken
away from them and curl up with less love.
Just the mention of a dream, not know.
Dream yet the cycle of anger continues and Fester's even in
their sleep. Because they cannot dream.
They just see red when they close their eyes.
Because for most monkeys, they know that when they slept as
babies, their parents were taken from though.
I don't think this is a laughing matter because a serious.
Wow. Okay, boom.
So that's the Corbett's answer of what you make his dream about
is they don't, they see Ray know what?
It's a trick question. That's they don't dream.
They close their eyes and see red, that's what happens, they
get. In Greece, they can't even sleep
correctly because there had their entire lives stolen from
them because their parents were taken because they're violent
creatures. Okay, a lot of we're we're did,
we talk about their parents being poached and stuff?
I talked about it. You know what?
Don't even come at me. Mr. Clefairy goes down into a
little balloon thing and slivers in between rocks.
Shut up. He doesn't apply it.
Yeah. That's what you say.
He didn't say poet. She says, they're like law
enforcement. Or so, you know.
It's just he does poachers and law enforcement.
Yep. That's my theory in life.
That's my theory. Okay.
Yeah, I mean, hey, great. You know, I like you kinda went
out a little bit of rabbit hole, but it was, I went out of Curtis
rabbit hole, but guess what? It's imaginative and you always
criticize, you criticize, my answers for not being
imaginative. Well, guess what?
Here you go. It was very good and I liked
very much. Let's see what mr.
Curtis has to say, Main Keys dream of peace and Solace as we
have learned, monkeys do not by being alone.
Well, and silence is rare in their colonies.
They are only truly alone in their own minds and while they
are asleep, there are no other man keys in their dreams to
distract them from their isolation.
This causes the main key to dream of a life of Peace away
from other main keys. This scary is the main keys.
This is Gary's them, it's carries them, a key.
It causes the main key to question its role in The Colony
is the main key pulling its weight, is to make you being too
annoying. Why would the other monkey is
abandoned them in their hour of need?
What truly is its role in The Colony?
Maybe it's not truly as vital as it thinks this makes the manky
very mad. It does not want to accept its
inadequacies. This makes the make you so mad
that it wakes herself up and promptly forgets all that.
Silly self-worth stuff. Okay, so this is actually again,
very close to. They just don't Dream at all.
No we teach with your A-game Professor game and there's no
right or wrong here. So this before so I guess okay
there's a little bit more nuanced here.
He says that they dream of being alone and loneliness makes them
angry. What it blown.
Leanest makes them question their self-worth and their role
in the colony which in turn makes them angry by confronting
their inadequacies They don't want to do by forcing them to
confront their inadequacies. This makes them angry because
they don't, they don't like that.
Kind of same makes me angry to whenever I have to do that.
Yeah I just don't. Yeah exactly.
I just convinced myself. I'm perfect.
Yeah, they get so angry. They just wake up and they
forget all that. Sure, if only if only I could do
the same thing. All right?
Yeah. Great.
Hey, Gramps is from the both of you.
Thanks. Yeah.
So I'm giving you full marks for that one and that's the end of
the quiz and the end of today's lesson.
Bye bye. Well, look, we are still a few
more things to say, hey Zeb, I know who were talking about next
time, rock rough. No, no, that's a rock-type
Pokémon. Also, very long ways away from
talking about that. What type of Pokemon is it
Professor? It's a fighting-type Pokémon my
candy, huh? Okay.
You don't know.
You said your two answers and you don't know mr.
Curtis would you have care to Hazard a guess?
Is it far-fetched? No, you know what it was
far-fetched that I think you get the answer, right?
We're learning about primate, which is the evolved form of
manky. It evolves.
How we guys. Yeah.
Into a primate which looks
almost exactly the same except it's got bigger and more hair
more hair. That's right.
And no tail. Its tail is gone.
Oh, that's, uh, that's what we'll talk.
We'll talk about that next week. Yes.
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