Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in the
classroom. Today is of course, my wonderful
teaching assistant mr. Curtis mr.
Curse, you could please say hello to everybody.
Whoo, thank you, Professor. Oh, So happy to be here.
Oh my gosh, we have so much to talk about today is so excited.
A big lesson of England, he might look at that mrs.
Let's hold on. Just listen to this, listen to
this. Did you hear the thunk of that?
That's my folder of hand. I did.
I've got to, I've got so I've got so many horror already.
Yeah. Okay great.
Well that wasn't clear. That was that was that is a funk
of a binder full of handouts for class.
Today, let me get serious. Excellent, excellent.
I'm looking forward to it, mr. Curtis, and also joining us in
the classroom is of course, our trainer and training, our young
Corbin, if you could, please say hello to everybody Corbin.
Hello everyone. What's up?
What's going on? And I'm not just the only
present student in class. I am also the class president,
so make sure you recognize who is in charge around here and
around the school. Well, well well, you said charge
choosing charges That's kind of an exaggeration.
I mean, well, I mean, I get, I get special privileges.
You're still, you're still third and ranking this room, so let's
keep it. That's right.
Bottom of the barrel. So third, you know, I'll take it
okay. But yes, you know, Corbin
sometimes things change the seasons, come and go and there's
no, will be a time for everything to end know.
And that Time Has Come Today. We are in the class, no.
No, not that don't ever help. Please don't speak such
blasphemy everything ends. Except for this class, which if
I'm doing my math, correctly will go on until the end of
Eternity. So know, the classes attending
however your re and your terrible, terrible reign, as
student class president will be ending today and that's
happening with along with a couple of other big important
information that we've been kind of hinting at for a little while
now. So it just in shorts the very
quick brief summary of the things are going to be talking
Talking about today, before we dive into our lesson, we're
going to talk about a new patreon that we're setting up.
And we're also going to be talking about a Discord server
that we're setting up. And then finally, we're going to
close it off with electing the new student class president.
And what's that role entails? However, if you aren't
interested in any of that and you just want to learn about,
I'm going to spoil it Magmar, we're like black mark today, so
it's not to suit you I know what if you aren't interested in all
of that, you can skip to the timestamp that our editor
Porsche the Porygon, if you recall, she will add in now, 28
minutes and 51 seconds. Yes, they talk a lot.
You should be used to that by now.
Okay. All right, you know, all the
losers are gone. Adjust the cool kids who want to
learn about administrative facts.
About at me, a front City learn. He's just a big deal.
These are some big announcements, a big changes.
I don't think you were excited of Professor.
I I'm very excited. I'm poking you excited.
I mean a lot of thought I brought a lot of energy to the
beginning of this lesson but you know, good more could have been.
Well, that's alright I'll save it for you know.
Okay. The next big announcement you
know class sure. Yes there is one.
All right, I'll be there won't be all right.
So so as I mentioned, the first thing that we want to talk about
is our patreon. I'm going to throw it over to
mr. Curtis.
Who it seems to have a single tear rolling down his cheek.
Sorry, just gives Curtis, I'm sorry.
I have to have to make this announcement.
Thank you, Professor. Are you putting my God?
Yes. No, no, no.
And I don't know why I was particularly chosen to give this
but I think it's good reason. But after the recent incident
where the Saffron City Learning Center was destroyed, Due to no
one's fault in particular by the principal with Gathering more
funds for the school because we are unfortunately running low.
Evidently rebuilding the entire school from scratch.
Just put a drain on, on a yearly budget.
So I know you all have already paid your tuition fees.
Don't worry, I collected them already But if you could feel
it. Oh gosh.
And you're in your heart is really pull at the heartstrings
here to support this class in this, this professor rate here.
Okay you're going a little bit too hard here.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry Professor, bring it, bring it, we'll be
fine. We'll be fine.
This professor right here, needs your help and so in order to to
funnel to All your resources. We have created a patreon.
It's a wonderful place where you can go and sign up to support
the class that we go. That's actually patreon.com
slash wwo Pokémon as of Welcome world of Pokémon, you know,
welcome to the welcome world of folks, welcome.
Welcome world of Pokemon. Yes, that's right.
And and there you can sign up for one of three teams Years.
We have the, of course, the the simple class pet, that's just a
dollar a month. And that's just to say, hey
thank you, thank you, Professor for taking time, out of your
day. Welcome to see how nice that
made me feel. Wow.
If that's all it's her for my my
thank you to you for saying thank you to the professor
because he deserves it is, you will get a new masterpiece art
of artistic. Interpretation of every Pokemon
we were releasing. Have to do episode 4.
It was you'd a what I'm sorry. I don't know when episode is but
we do know. I apologized to me Curtis but
mr. Curtis, you will be releasing
your own personal Doodles for the students to see.
I like to refer to them as a masterpiece artistic
interpretations of each Pokémon. So, are you gonna go back to
Bulbasaur and do all of those? Are we just going to start now?
Mr. Curtis That's a good question.
As of right now we have been moving forward since you know, I
decided to draft this but I may go back as time goes on and hit
some of the beginning Pokemon as well.
But for right now I make no promises other than the fact
that everything from actually from Jinx forward.
I started with Jinx that that that swaying body of jinx, just
really incited some artistic Fire Within Me.
Sure, so I started drawing pictures.
So anyway, what else do they get?
Our next tier is gold star and that of course, comes from mr.
Curtis has gold stars, because you are the gold standard.
We have an origin for the name. I was really.
That's right, we wouldn't. That's right.
That's five dollars a month and in addition to the, the
wonderful pieces of artwork that you get, you also will have your
name entered into a raffle to be chosen as The name in for one of
our Pokemon guests in class, you also will get to listen in on a
super-secret special question and answer session for all to
answer, all of your burning deep questions about the professor
and mr. Curtis and you know maybe Corbin
but I mean mostly the professor because he's the one that
everyone's interested in. Yeah, let's get personal with,
ask us, ask us what we ate for lunch, you know, to me that's
that's right. I'll be happy to share.
Because my answer will be mr. Curtis, that's a free one for
you or the or what the professor ate for lunch, for the last
three weeks because I haven't written down.
Don't worry. Wow, that's scared.
That's weird. That's all time.
And and finally, the third tier that we have in there now is $10
a month definitely optional. But goes at all optional, right?
Well this is all optional but you know, definitely big ask but
if you're interested, we will offer some more.
Behind the scenes. Look at some of our episodes.
Some bloopers you also get to submit the questions for the
question and answer session that is going to come out.
And then, of course, your name also be entered for a chance to
be a Pokemon name and you'll get my masterpieces, of course every
month. And of course, most importantly
of all all three levels will get access to our new
state-of-the-art custom, Virtual Learning Center on Discord.
Oh, wow. Maybe down play it a little bit
mr. Curtis your no, no, it's what
they were selling and I actually want to talk about it.
This like patreon. You know, we're not taking
anything away that you already have, right?
I think that's important to note like we don't your We're Not
Gonna you know make a lesson shorter or anything so you can
still send us emails. You can still message us on
Twitter and we will still, you know, be reading you Pokemon
biology every week. Yeah, nothing is changing.
This is all just bonus, this is just that stuff.
Yeah. This is added stuff in to say
and of course, to say thank you. Thank you.
Professor Marcus. Okay, yeah.
Yes sure. Yeah you're welcome.
I guess whatever. Yeah.
All three tiers class pet, gold star student and I don't know if
mr. Curtis said it but the final one
was professor's assistant. They all get Discord access to
our special server called the Saffron City learning server.
So, so creative. Now, we have a few different
text channels. So, first of all anybody,
anybody could join the server. However, if you're not a patron,
you only get access to the announcement.
So you get to see when the professor Is making
announcement, or, you know me as the class president, let's say I
want to make oh, you know, worldwide announcement on there,
you get to see that you can quit.
However, if you are a patron, and again, you could do it for
as little as a dollar you get access to the classroom forums,
which is the general chat, where everybody just kind of talking
about whatever we have, obviously announcements already
mentioned office hours. That's I feel like we're the Q&A
is really going to happen, so you get to submit your questions
and we will answer them on patreon.
The extra credit channel will be Opportunity for you guys to send
your artwork to us so you can still send it via email.
You can send it via Twitter if you want.
But this is just more of a direct way just to set it here
as well if you want. And the last one is recess.
This is just for silly memes, keep it clean.
We'll just share some Pokemon memes or, you know, whatever it
doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it's just whatever you
want. But those are our main channels
right now, and then we also have voice channel for a virtual
students, who want to get together.
Hang out. Talk to each other and talk
about how. Great of a president.
I am I mean--you mean, study for class.
I will study for class please. Thank your class purposes.
Only. That's right.
Discuss Pokémon and their intricacies and their biology,
but if mr. Curtis isn't there, then you
know, all's Fair mr. Curtis will be watching that
voice channel. 50. See if he sees other people in
there hanging out he will join it and he will make sure that
you were studying. And if there's answer is one
thing mr. Curry's is good at its ruining,
everybody's fun so that you'll know.
Do that I do I do watch what is said in that voice chat?
I know that sounds weird because this voice chat but I do watch
it, he watches the voices. Like I watched the sound waves
that come through the computer. He can somehow interpret, what
words are being said, just by the patterns.
So, real, weird Talent, okay? Is that everything you want to
say about the the Discord Channel?
Their Corbin young I believe. So is there anything I left out
Professor? Let's see.
See here, I don't think so. I mean with a Discord server and
the patreon, honestly, we are still, you know, this is a kind
of like a first draft of it. Our first try if there is things
that you would like to see at it in, please let us know.
And we will, you know, consider it and do our best to
accommodate that. Sure.
Keep in mind. Mr. Curtis said all this up, so,
if it sucks and you guys don't like it.
Please drop all of your blame towards him, please.
Thank you, thank you. Okay, all right, so now let's
get on to the portion. I'm sure.
Everybody's super excited. About everybody's the
questioning with. It's time for breath.
It's not, it's not the quiz, mr. Karno, we are going to be having
our it's more. It's not really an election,
it's more of a raffle just because we don't really have a
way of voting as we speak. We're going to randomly decide
who the class president is going to be.
We've got a lot of submissions, I think we've talked about.
Most of them are a couple more that I wanted to to read, but
before I did that, That I want to.
This is for next year, though, right?
Because we agreed, that 2023 would still be me right now.
Oh, come on now. I'm not happy anymore.
Let me describe the class president and that that position
a little bit more in-depth. So first of all, the main thing
that you're going to do is as class president, you can write a
presidential address, a one-time presidential address that you
will consent to us. Preferably via our Gengar mail
which is Thank you, I assume that's the presidential address.
Okay, that's more of a jingle. I feel like the design.
Hey mr. Professor.
I don't I don't think that's very nice.
That if somebody becomes a class president, we should Doc's them
and send out their personal information.
No, I do is give I don't think she should give out there person
a presidential address as in, you know, a quick no paragraph
of what you would like to say, to your new.
Constituent unit, the students. And now he to be, well, yes,
tear tear to the students that you are.
Now, the president of, I didn't get to do that.
So yes, anyways, as I was saying you can send that to.
Well, you talk a lot Corbin, so we kind of just for okay.
But as I was saying, you can send that that speech to wwo
Pokemon at gmail.com. Our regular Gmail address, in
addition to that, we are going to create a special role for you
on our Discord, sir. Which will give you access to
all the stuff that the top-tier patrons get something.
That's the what present the but professor's assistant level.
So yeah, so that and that's kind of like so those are the two
main things that you're that you'll get and right now is
going to be a biannual thing. So every six months, we're going
to elect a new student class president and we're going to
keep the names. I think of the people Well, that
submitted it for this time unless they, unless you win, if
you win your names out. So, enjoy that month, that are
six months that you get right on.
And you can also if you're a new listener and you would like to
submit your name for class president, I suppose you could
do so, but understand that doing so will be for the what is it?
July I think sure. So lie until next week very so
yeah. All right so I have a couple of
Mr. Gmail's here for people that want to be considered for class
president. So I'm going to read them real
quickly. The first one comes to us from
Andrew, they say hello Professor.
Jacob, I have been a Pokemon Adventure for longer than I
would like to admit. I have been listening to your
lessons and have thoroughly enjoyed each one.
There are many details about Pokemon that I continue to
learn. There are here are some quick
sketches attached. That I would like to share one
of a Pidgeot and one and a Marowak.
He says the Pidgeot is to say These are, these are pretty good
drawings. They look quite.
I feel like you're tracing. I feel.
I don't know. Andrew.
Yeah, it's kind of Sussman. No, no need to call answer out.
And in his Andrew. Did you trace these?
Don't you? And your you don't have to
answer. You don't know.
You don't what we don't, but you can't be nominated for class
president. You, trace things.
Come on. Yes, you can.
I don't know about yet and he's already nominated.
But you know what? I do know what that this one's
got. This one right here, it's going
right up on the wall. Well, we wouldn't want those
which one there's two the Pidgeot of Okay.
Well, that's very good because their next sentence is.
I hope they're good enough to hang on the wall and our goals
are. So they are the Pidgeot one is,
I don't know about that, what they continue on.
Say, I also want to come in and nominate myself as class
president and they have prepared a wrap.
Unfortunately, we do not have. Let's go but they get so ago.
I want to say. Excellent wrap.
And you know, I I don't want to do it just because we can't
tempt Corbin with these things. We can't do it because he'll
just start going. It's always, it's already risky
enough. When I do, it's a it listen,
it's a political sabotage, tactic.
He wants to get me arrested so that I'm out of the running.
Oh wow, very clever. Very clever Andrew.
All right, this next one comes to us from Evan, they say hi.
I'm Evan Applause starts and then Fades, so I guess we'll
leave some time and I'm running for class president.
I am qualified for class president because I am a student
in this class. I have previous leadership
knowledge. I was in student government at
my old school, very good, very good.
Good guys, know a lot about Pokémon.
Also, if I'm elected, I will do my best to help Corbin get a
Pokemon as soon as possible. He's got my vote.
Ah, well, they continue to say, I respect the professor's quote
on quote superiority, There's a quote there.
They say, I respect the professor's, quote, unquote,
superiority, mr. Curtis trying to be human and
think Corbin is funnier than all the other contestants.
Aha, I respect his determination to becoming class president and
he is very cool. So, Evan might be my new best
friend, and I think he likes me better than anybody else.
And I like him too. Well, I think they think the
same thing because they say. So if I'm elected mean Corbin:,
We work together to make the class a better place, better
place. Yeah.
Yes, thank you for your time, Applause starts then fades.
The teddiursa talk logo, Fades onto the screen, there's a
screen. This is what you did to me.
This is a video class. I'm just reading the show notes
here, that Evan provided so notes in their nomination.
Okay. Okay.
Very good. And also Evan, can I just say
you spelled both Corbin and mr. Curtis has name correctly, does
not happen frequently mr. Curtis, a lot of people don't
know this This spelled with a K. Yep.
I'll let you, I'll let you guess where?
That cake. It's really weird.
It's see, you are Tik. It's the weirdest thing.
And he would think it's kurtik, but it's not you'd think if you
were placing the seam but no, no, it's not, it's the craziest
thing cool that follow, get confusing later on.
Alright, another email like I'm well, what would be I hear you.
Evan said something at the end of his email, but you forgot to
repo. Well, I assumed that was more of
a note specifically for me, but they can even does.
And at the end, they say PS, please find some way people can
donate to your show. First of all.
Well, look at the lesson. It's a, it's a, you know, it's a
class. It's an online learning
experience. But, yes, we have found her way
and so, if all because of you, you're the reason this happened.
Yeah, we saw that and we were like, we gotta do it.
We got it for a big, we've got to do it.
Forever. Arms of the main keys.
I have another email here. Comes to us from Felix or maybe
Felix. I'm not going to lie, it's
Philly Philly, I won't lie, that's an excellent.
Take you above the. I'm gonna say Felix or feel
like, no, I'll just say, I'll just I'll just, you know, what?
You know, I'm not gonna, you know, if it's, if you see if
it's Got Stripes as a substrate guy, right?
You're not going to go crazy with a sure.
What first off Felix says, first off, I want to say, what a fan,
I am of our current class president.
Oh my God, I Handle. I can't handle all this love
today. Honestly, I've never had this
much love my entire life, not even for my other, but this is
really great guys. And words, Felix goes on to say,
actually my entire job is to make his position permanent.
So the first thing I would do is is make it so that Corbin became
class president. Again, his role would be
permanent, let's we can't do that.
So he likes me. I mean if you want if you want
to take your time as class president to make Corbin class
president again, You can do that but you cannot make the pro
permanent, you don't have that kind of power.
I'm me honestly who are you to say?
They go on to say then I would normalize spinarak farming.
And crafting was spinarak silk. Oh, interesting idea, I mean as
long as it's Humane spinarak farming, then that's okay with
me. Is that what you do do Humane
Center rack for me? Oh, I was my spin right mr.
Curtis mr. Curtis, he said spinarak
farming, not trafficking. Yeah.
Mine's more of a genetic model, genetically, modifying selective
breeding and genetic modifications, that are an
Abomination to Arceus, that's a little bit different than
farming. Now, that's an Abomination.
I've seen him there. Horrifying.
Yeah. So if you like then continues
with, I would make a memorial for our great friend.
Mutter free, that would say our IP remember in passion
Butterfree 30th September 28 2014 to October, so sorry.
The 30th of September 20 22 14th of October 20, 20 now I should
say whatever he's not dead. I don't freeze alive.
Did it just Felix knows something?
We don't and mutter Free Die. Pretty sure I've ever Greg Lee
under free is alive. Maybe I should go back and was
no butter, water freeze alive. I mean, like, okay.
Oh no, I remember now last last year, last, it was actually last
January Butterfree, left for breeding season.
He found it. You found any a pink mate, and
they live for breeding season. They Be referring to the fact
that for some reason you think that I killed our cattle p and
just went out and found a random Metapod and so, but that's not
what happened. I need to got a conspiracy
theorist over here. Okay?
And they said that they'd finish off their memorial by building a
beautiful area for mutter free to thrive in.
So you are. So you are assuming that they
are alive, but of reasons. Of course, I mean nothing.
Nothing nobody kills Pokemon at this campus, I don't know.
At the very ends feel like says and after all that I would give
my role as class president to Corbin.
All right, I mean honestly Blossom, relax just left.
That's not fair if you like. Alright so I have one last
Gmail. Here comes to us from Kion.
I think I'm pronouncing that correctly.
If I'm not go ahead and send us a Gmail that gives us the
correct pronunciation. It says, I really want to be
class president. I've watched all the anime
played all the games and collected, all the cards.
I don't know. It anime games and card.
You referring to all. This is, what does that have to
do with being a class? President, that's great.
Okay, or Pokemon in general. I just assumed that you
collected all of the cards out there and all of the games and
everything. Okay.
You play video games and you watch anime.
Cool. I build sandcastles.
It doesn't mean I could be a good president.
They continue on with saying I love your show it's a class not
a show. It's a class.
I don't know why this is not a joke.
I love it. It's a little bit of a joke.
I mean mr. Curtis is joke but It's a wow of
your show but your class president has to go no, no
nothing like that. It Rhymes I do like that.
That rhymes. No Sean you have to go.
It's I think it's key on. I think.
Is he on John? Yeah I like I don't know.
I think it's a fancy pronunciation of Sean.
Okay. So the way we're going to do
this, like I said before, those are all the additional Gmail's
that I've gotten. We're going to do this, right?
I have assigned, all of the people who have submitted their
name assigned, you guys a number.
Yes. And then I'm going to have mr.
Curtis use his I believe what your Rotom phone.
Mr. Curtis, yes, I got it right here, select a number and then
that person will be the class president for the next six
months. And again, like I said before,
can submit a presidential address and also will have
access to all of the Discord server.
All of it, all of it. Well, not all of it.
There's some, some administrative things that only
I get, but still most of It writes, right?
All right. Okay, I'm going to read off
these names and go. I'll tell you what your number
is, okay? And people who are interested in
this today, I've already suggested around.
It's so interesting. So the first one is a digger.
They are the, they are number one.
Anya, with number to this number three.
Jacob, L. Number four, I gave the the
first letter of their last name so people wouldn't get think
that it's me. Yes, we can't.
Have you running Dustin. 45 casein number 6, KJ number
seven, Andrew number 87, number 9, Felix number 10 key on number
11, and Corbin number 12, and mystery, and mr.
Curtis number 13. No, no, no.
You cannot be no, no, you are not.
You're not a student. You are a honestly, you're a
parasite really. Wow, mr.
Curtis if you could do the honors, okay, you're not.
A parasite. Don't worry.
Well thank you. Well thank you.
All right Rotom. If you would please give me a
number between 1 and 12 year old 6 mr.
Curtis oh that is casein hasten. Wait.
Whoa wait casein and I think is our case indicated like
brothers. I think they are related.
Yes although man some turmoil in the family Lots of Kincaid's
name is still, I think Kate is their sibling kade's.
Your name is still in the in the running for next.
The next class problems. Wow casein you could tell your
brother what to do. Now, almost kind of, you know,
you only have very limited rules that you get to do as class
president Cormier trying to tear this family apart.
Don't do that. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just wait,
is it? What does that start today?
My state is today, your house. Did you get out, laughs?
No longer a horrible rain has come to an end.
Everybody Rejoice Rejoice. This is crying here.
Here, korben korben korben korben here.
Here. I'll give you.
I'll give you one of my My bronze Stars here, you can have
a bronze star. Why is the way that we get a
gold star? Well, you're not depressed.
You are in the present anymore. You're not the president anymore
so you don't get a gold star but I'll give you a bronze star.
But if it's so good, why not get any recognition?
Okay, so I believe the rest of our students will be joining
back up with us now. So if you're wondering why
Corbin is crying, it's because he is no longer the class
president. You can skip back.
A couple of minutes here and there if you want to find out
more about that. However, if you're not
interested in that at all lucky you, because now we're going to
be talking about this week's Pokemon.
Does anybody know who that is? You should know.
I've already said it mag mortar. No mag cart McCargo.
Every day is to grab your cart, your cart goes where mr.
Colonel where does your cart go cart?
The cart goes behind wobbly, Willy, Junior the third in the
world, That that's his, that's his rapid apps.
That he rides that I was sorry. I was speaking out loud for the
students who are just jumping. Oh, well everybody remembers
that. Yes, wobbly wobbly.
Wobbly legs Willy Junior. The third is very important
member of our classroom. He came for the Rapidash
episode. He was a wonderful guest and
what this isn't televisions to Curtis lesson, he came for the
the lesson and and did did such a great job.
Was such a great example. Yeah, that's a good boy.
Oi. Okay.
All right everybody. Every real of a kind' real of a
kin. Who are we talking about today,
please? Oh um Magmar, yes.
Yes I'm gonna grab it and hold onto it and not let you say some
dumb thing. After Magmar we are learning
about Magmar which is commonly known as the spit fire Pokemon.
That's how they know them. I guess I put, but that's what
it sounds like I guess. Has anybody seen Akbar in person
much like Electabuzz, they are extremely rare.
So I would be that would be surprised you had seen them.
Yes. A lot of times near volcano, you
have seen one. Yep.
Okay. All right.
I can't imagine how you saw, it didn't have your eyeballs Mel.
We were together when we went to the Ole.
Ola region for the, you know, the muck lesson.
Remember, we had that week vacation and a Lola?
I saw one on a volcano you guys didn't see the Magnum.
Art was kind of far away, but like if I went out I said Sir,
that's a Magmar and you said shut up.
Stop stealing all my you know, nature bars and I said okay and
then nobody saw it. Yeah.
Sorry my old Professor eyes can only see so far okay but Mr.
Kurtz is I assume it's been a long time since you've seen one.
Yeah. I mean just besides previously
in this class. Yes.
Yeah I don't want my eyeballs melted, so I can't.
Well, I can't wait to look at this Mac Mars very much.
You're getting melted today because Here Come Back Bar Oh
no. No, it's really.
It's really hot. It's really hot in this room.
We all brought our sunglasses today.
Okay. Thank you.
Why are you guys wearing your sunglasses?
Hold on. I've got, I've got, I've got
some webbing in my my bag here. I'll just put these over my
eyes. Oh God.
Can you see out of those? Yeah.
Can you see? Yes, that yak, any of the, any
of the light that Magmar is producing.
It's like looking it's like looking through your shirt.
It's really Hot to I'm like sweating, mr.
Curtis can I get some this? These sunglasses aren't doing it
here. Get something?
Yeah, sure. Here you go.
All right. All right.
I see. I can't see it.
It's kind of cool though. Who smells it?
Smells like an old gym sock, but it's cool and it's nice to the
waiter. Okay.
I'm are smells like, wait, no, no, no.
That the webbing? That's on my Facebook.
Yes. Absolutely.
I'm not I'm not coming anywhere. Close.
It's hot in here. So, Okay, so we've noted that
it's bright. We've known.
That it's hot. What other things about Magmar
can you? Let me, hold on, let me peel.
Back the living here and can't believe you guys.
Didn't bring your sunglasses today.
I told you to bring your, I did, I put them on but it would just
work. Do it for me.
Wait, hold on it. Can't look at it for so long.
Is that a, that a, but on its face?
Oh gosh, how immature? It's not a but you know, you're
I think you're right. That would be honest, come on.
It does look like a boy. It looks like to think that she
was, that's ridiculous. You know.
It is kind of it is kind of but like, isn't it
that kind of turned into like flames on the top?
It's had anything else did that's at the very good, very
astute Corbin anything else about Magmar.
He's got these weird little like arm frill things and spikes down
his back. Yeah he does.
Yeah it does. And you know what do you think
that those frilly things on its arms are for?
Hmm? You know what?
I would say, it's not for not hugging because on the hug
scale, I would give this guy a to, yeah, you know, and are
very, very common segment that we try to do is as frequently as
you remember hug ability. Yep.
Hug a build of a Pokémon's I went to attend.
Yeah. Magmar is pretty low on that
list mainly because of how how unbelievably hot it is.
So don't do not touch this Pokemon do not.
How get fact I might give it a one just just out of.
Yeah, I mean, you had flame-retardant gear might be to
maybe, but yeah, yeah. On a scale from Magmar spinarak.
This is a Magmar for certain now are there, is there anything
about any kind of similarities between Magmar and maybe another
Pokemon or a line of Pokemon that we've talked about?
Yes, yes. Has a very similar tail to like
a the whole Charizard and Charmander line.
It has to be like the exact same tale with the flame on the end
and everything. Well, to be fair, it's Magmar
his tail is mostly yellow and I believe Charizard, Charmander
and Charmeleon all of their tails are red.
Some shade of red. So it's basically like a
Charmander but with a butt face and a bill and some spikes.
Oh, I don't think we talked about the bill that we it's got.
Its got a bill kind of like gold dust Psyduck.
Our goal. Yeah sure.
Sure. Yeah.
Again, which, you know you wouldn't really expect on a
because like none of this Pokemon.
Really suggest that a bill would be what the mouth is.
Yeah. Like, it's not like, I don't
know why you would need a bill. What is that?
What is that for Professor to be find out?
Its forts dry-cleaning actually Yeah, I'm going to keep it got
to keep it clean. Somehow, that's a dad joke,
right there. Thank you very much.
I'm here all week. All right, so I'm gonna go ahead
and put Magmar away for now asking get a little bit toasty,
toasty please do okay, Professor, he left melted
footprints on the floor of the classroom melted.
They melted the the wood that's impressive.
No, I mean yeah get this off me. I can't my eyes are kind of
blurry but we'll make do. Okay continue thank you for
that. Excellent you know it's a real
surreal comedy Bonanza over here.
Hmm. I love bananas.
All right, starting off in the Kanto region.
The first pokedex entry says it's body.
Always burns with an orange glow.
That enables it to hide perfectly among the Flames.
Well, that's kind of, yeah. Yeah.
I mean, Honestly, like the glow. Yeah.
But just the coloring of its body, right?
It's just got like, fire patterns all over it.
Yeah. Yeah, it does.
It's like it looks kind of like like what people used to think.
Cool cars look like sure. Yeah.
Like back in the day. Yeah, yeah.
So Magmar could blend in really well to like a nearby camp fire
or something. Maybe a little bit of a bigger
fire. Maybe, thanks, I think if it was
a campfire e, it still be able to see it pretty clearly if it's
laying down, maybe it could find it.
Maybe, maybe. Alright, the next entry says,
born in an active volcano, its body is always just eloped in
Flames. So it looks like a big ball of
fire. Whoo.
Okay, that's kind of cool. I like that.
So, does that mean like you have to hatch its egg in an active
volcano? Yeah.
Like what does that mean? There's like yeah, is it Is the
egg hatched and a volcano or does the egg need to come from
an active volcano? What came first, the volcano or
the Magmar because like well, a volcano would have to come
first, I think. Mmm.
Maybe because you could well it's not like, volcanoes don't
exist without Mac virus, right? Magma is don't exist that
volcanoes, for sure. Alright, the last entry.
Our second to last entry, I believe from the Kanto region
says with a body Temperature of close to 2,200 degrees.
Its body is always burning with orange Flames near volcanoes.
Yeah, we saw that. That was who it was heated in
here. Yeah, it was very now, this
entry does a, you know, a classic classic error, honestly.
A, you know, a very rookie error here.
When it comes to scientific notation that I'm very
disappointed that Professor Oak made Made it just says, 2200
degrees. Now that could be °C.
It could be degrees Fahrenheit. We don't know it's not wet
enough to fake at all. Oh, that's you always include
your unit. Housing units, Corbin how many
times have I said that on the weekly review meeting that we
have in the library every week? How many times have I told you
that? I don't know because I haven't
been once. Exactly.
You don't know, because you've never been any good point.
Guy come. Yeah, I come to those lessons
corpsman. I'm okay.
I'm good. Okay.
The last entry here from the Kanto region says found near the
mouth of the volcano. This fire breathers body
temperature is nearly 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit.
There we go. We got it in.
There's your answer. Look at that.
It's Fahrenheit. Everybody.
I don't know why these things include that in the first part,
whatever is Professor Oak, figured it out as he went on.
All right, moving on to the Johto region.
And it dislikes, cold places so it blows scorching Flames to
make the environment is suitable for itself.
Hmm. Okay.
What about everybody else around it?
I mean, widely known arsonist Magmar does not care about
others and its vicinity, right? Like, why do you assume that
everybody else wants to be as hot as you?
Yeah. I mean, who wouldn't want to
live like this? I've heard Magmar saying you
member speaks English. I don't know, they say it was
Sighs really okay. Yeah no.
I mean so we have some egg. Mars is an arsonist I believe I
think is the best way to describe it, right?
So I bet they get along very well with Beedrill who was a
known murderer or a serial killer sweet.
But yeah. So it's I mean if you bring it
to a cold place get ready because it will blow fire and
melt everything. So, Magmar trainers, do not take
your Magmar to the ice skating rink.
Please, please, please. Please.
I think they even have a sign outside.
The the ring that says, no mag Mars, the rink, which one the
one in Saffron. Yeah.
Have you not been? No?
I've been I've been he's about this tall.
Drink it up. Yeah.
I've been there now. I love.
Rink it up. They have, they have great food.
Concession. Stand outside.
Great. Yeah.
Oh my God. No, I'm talking about the other
one. The other one.
What's the other one? That Frank a Dinky Dinky?
Yeah. Frankie D.
No. Yeah, right.
Deedee. No Curtis Curtis.
Jinx is in Vermillion. Yeah.
Rankin thinks is right. Okay, yeah, rinky-dink.
He's the one I was thinking of, right.
Right. Right, right.
That's their concession, stand is like, not as good as rink it
up, but rank it up. Let me tell you about, make it
up. That is a how hot and humid.
It is normally hear in Saffron City.
It's surprising the amount of skaters skating rinks that we
have. That's right, well, we gotta
stay cool, you know? Yeah, but don't bring your
Magmar there, please don't the next entry.
Here says the fiery. Surface of its body gives off a
wavering Rippling glare that is similar to the sun.
Wow. Yeah, it's intense, right.
It was right. I mean that's that's listen only
spinner at glasses. Could have saved you there.
I mean I have sunglasses. I was fine, it's not exist, it's
similar to the sun. It's not exactly like the Sun,
so it's not kind of like melt your eyeballs out.
Although I would suggest, you know, looking away from a Magmar
who's like, you know, really heating up and really, you know,
blowing some clams. Yes, the next entry says It
moves more frequently in hot areas.
It can heal itself by dipping its wounds into lava.
See that sounds like it wouldn't heal anybody.
Well I really would heal a Magmar.
It just shows you how hardcore they are.
So it's just that tough that no matter what you throw at it in
terms of like lava. And and heat is not going to be
like if I were to throw it into the sun, would it survive?
Probably not. I would say that the sun is
probably a little bit. Hotter than then lava mr.
Curtis asked your Rotom phone, how hot the surface of the Sun
is please? Thank you.
Well, no, no, not the surface of the Sun.
I would like to know that this the, the heat of the that the
core of the Sun is actually. Well, it's not going to happen.
I wanna sit in the core of the Sun.
According to the mossdeep Space Center, the temperature in the
sun's core is about 27 million degrees Fahrenheit.
Which is hot enough to sustain nuclear fusion.
Wow, very hot. So that's a little bit hotter
than 200 degrees. Yeah, so if you dip it into the
sun it probably will die anywho moving on to the Hoenn region in
battle Magmar blows out intensely hot flames from all
over its body to intimidate, its opponent, this Pokemons, fiery
burst, create heat waves that did not ignite grass and trees
and its surroundings. So that intimidate you guys,
would you be intimidated? I would be intimidated via.
Nah, that's just I mean it would burn grasses and trees up until
I got to My Forest, but you wait everybody knows what's different
about that. I mean, you know, there's enough
spinarak for web and my force that everything's fire.
But I'm pretty, no, I'm pretty sure the the hot fire would go
all through that web, mr. Curtis nah.
Nah know, but he's has been breeding.
Not my not my super spinarak. Web is is flame.
Retardant. Yeah.
It's his flame retardant webbing because remember, they have to
make me the suit that I wear to ride wobbly.
Legs Willie, right? You that's true because It's
important. Lure for mr.
Curtis. How can we forget?
That's right. Well, and and you know, because
wobbly legs Willie is just burns everyone.
He touches. No, it just doesn't trust you.
It doesn't trust you. It doesn't burn people.
It trusts and it doesn't trust you.
I wouldn't, you know. I don't.
I mean I don't know if it doesn't trust me.
Who's he going to trust anybody else?
Literally on the planet, anyone? All right enough, making fun of
mr. Curtis, let's move on to the
Sinnoh region entries. There's only one entry from the
Hoenn region there. Come on, Rowan.
It was a good entry though. Okay.
Good work Rowan. Okay.
Well how he changes his mind so quickly.
The first entry here in the center region says born in the
spout of a volcano its body is covered by Flames that Shimmer
like the sun love it okay nothing nothing too terribly new
there and the last entry in the center region says when it
breathes deeply heat waves form around its body, making it hard
to see clearly, right? Right.
You ever stared at like a fire now?
You see like the little way Venus power, like when the the
asphalt on the road gets really really hot really hot.
Yeah I'm sad to see those little waves and it starts changing the
world around you. Yeah well I mean it's not change
it just changing how you view it's you know nope that's really
happening. Okay so yeah I guess that's
another form of It's weird. How much camouflage Magmar
utilizes? It seems like a pretty powerful
Pokémon its. I'm not sure why it would need
all this camouflage to protect itself.
I don't know, maybe the hunt not protect itself, maybe there's
nothing new from the, you know, region.
Unfortunately they had a good run there where they had a
couple of new entries. Nothing new from the Kalos
region. Moving on to the ololo region,
the first entry says Says here we go when it's tired.
It leaves into the mouth of a volcano and soak this body and
magma to ease. Its weariness its body Burns
added 2192 degrees Fahrenheit okay so they burn 8 degrees
cooler over there in the Lola. All right.
A very, very specific number. I don't think I mean it's so all
the other entries says say nearly 2,200 degrees which I
feel like is better than giving a specific Vic number because
I'm sure that you know, all mag Mars burn differently which yes,
I understand would be a great t-shirt.
I was gonna say that mag, Mars forgiving Mars burn differently,
what would it look like on the shirt?
Do you think it'd be like? I think they give me like
different colors of the rainbow or something.
That'd be fun. I don't know.
It's a Magmar shooting flame out of its mouth but it's forming a
rainbow with all the different colors.
Oh but actually pretty good. I do want to say though.
Oh, I still think it's a bad idea.
I just thought I just knew that Corbin would think that it's a
good idea. So I wanted to get out in front
of that that's because you know a good idea when you hear one
because I always say good ideas. I know that you always a good
idea is to bad ideas. Anyway sure the next Century
hear from the Ole Ola regions, says when angered it's spouts
brilliant fire from all over its body.
It doesn't calm down. Until it's opponent, has has
burned to Ash. All right, it was some.
Wow, that is brutal. That seems improbable actually.
The next entry says, its entire body is burning help it does.
It does sound like somebody crying for help, right?
My entire body is burning, it's like somebody somebody wrote
this pokedex entry in real time. Oh God, it's burning.
They're very worried. So who's doing research research
on Magmar and they come in and on their first day.
And they see the magma, it's like, has his Flames was like,
oh my God, it's entire body is burning some, but it but listen,
instead of yelling that out loud.
They wrote it. Oh my God, it's burning.
Yeah, it's entire body is burning.
When it breathes the temperature rises and when it sneezes Flames
shoot out, I'm gonna ask you. I'm gonna ask a question.
I'm asked a very, very serious to raise your hand.
I'm raising it now. Hello?
Yes. Carbon you have a question?
I'm going to ask a very, very serious mature question, the way
that you're asking that makes it seem like it's not I'm not I'm
not convinced but I need you to listen to me very carefully.
What happens when Magmar farts? I don't want to know, don't want
to know Flames. Second second.
Follow-up question, does it fart out of its head?
No, it's not actual, but it does sneeze.
So I mean, maybe maybe sneezes a fart out of a butthead.
Who knows? T-shirt t-shirt, t-shirt.
I was gonna say t-shirt, maybe that's a great one.
All of our students are pre-ordering them.
Now, I can maybe hear it. We should have some kind of vote
thing on patreon that lets people vote for t-shirt idea.
What's gonna buy a t-shirt? We're not even gonna get anybody
on patreon. You think we're going to be able
to buy T-shirts Professor. Come on now, somebody is being a
little a little sad. I'm challenging I'm tell I see
things reverse psychology or but nobody will be on Peachtree.
Oh I think you can't even figure out how to get to feature.
That's rude. That's right.
Yeah the Uo Pokemon. What was that?
Ok? Are we OK?
I think we've isolated our listeners enough.
Our graduate students. Okay, the last entry here from
the LA region, kind of follows a trend that a lot of a Lola
region pokedex entries. Follow it says the hotter, the
place, the better. They feel the Magmar in a Lola
are said to be harder than those in other areas.
Okay, okay, moving on. On to the gala region.
The first entry says, Magmar dispatches, its prey with fire.
But it regrets this habit, once it realizes that it has burned
its intended prey to a charred crisp.
Uh-oh. Now is that is that like they
feel regret because you know, they they brutally brutally,
murdered an innocent being or because, of course, doesn't
taste good anymore. What was because they wanted to
eat it and now they can't. It's pretty messed up.
That is pretty messed up. Is that?
Oh man, I guess I'll, and then they do Even eat it.
It's dig it dig into the ground or something, right?
Where I remember, right? Next entry, says, these Pokemons
bodies are constantly burning Magmar are feared as one of the
causes behind fires, I mean? Yeah, that makes sense.
I like wildfires or like, any fires anywhere like fire.
Any fire that's ever occurred. That's a Magmar fires on candles
buyers and campfires like and lanterns like any kind of Fire.
The fire between, you know, a nice couple like wow.
Okay. Romantic fire, I see sure.
Yeah. The you know, the fire between
me and Dawn from so no I mean like that's you know there's the
cause of every fire. No they're waiting on your
girlfriend from the Centre region.
Sure. None of you know her none of you
know her. Oh yeah.
So you guys you guys know our you've spent several lessons
thinking she was a man. She's not.
Well, I mean y-you can't be dating a man corpsman.
I That's not the problem. I'm saying that she's not amen.
Okay, that's the problem is what you're saying the problem is
that you're wrong. Okay, okay.
All right, so that does it for the gal, our entries.
There is one more entry here from the Hisui region.
Some ancient texts that have been added to the national
Pokédex. It says, Legend, has it in a?
Imagine that I have like a like a flashlight underneath my face
and it's like, kind of like putting a bunch of weird shadows
on my face. Okay.
Legend legend. Oh no, I I got one here for you.
Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
Let me turn it on. See how loud it turns, on and
off click. It's all right.
It says, Legend has it that this Pokemon was born from the crater
of a volcano when wounded it bathes and lava to heal its body
much as one would soak in a hot spring.
You know, the way is making this right?
You know, I kind of feel like I'd like to take a lava bath in
corporate corporate. You be down for a lava bath.
No, I actually value my life. Despite you guys not feeling the
same about mine. Alright, that does it for the
regional entries on Magmar. So now, let's move on to the
unique Pokedex entries. We have one here from ashes
Pokedex it says, Magmar the Spitfire Pokémon.
Its body is like a furnace making Magmar a Living Inferno.
It has been discovered only near active volcanoes only, that's
it. Yeah, as in like, in the wild.
Yes, yeah. Okay.
So not not like somebody has a Magmar right right.
I meant like in the wild. Well, I'm sure I'm sure some
people have magma. Hell, yes.
Some people have mac bars but they you you'll see them.
Not next of all volcanoes is what I'm trying to say, right?
Right. Not saying that every Mac Mark
in the world exists next to a volcano, something some, you
know, I've been taken away from their natural habitat of
volcanoes which is a little bit sad if you think about it a
little bit. Um, all right.
So are there any questions about Magmar that we want to let
anybody wants to ask anybody? Any burning questions?
That haven't been answered. Sure, nice pun.
Um, thank you. What does that?
But face do, okay, I assume that it's the, it's eyebrow ridges,
which is what he's referring to Shields its eyes from how bright
it is. Mmm.
Or maybe that's where it stores the Flames.
Okay. That sounds good.
The Flames are stored in the butthead.
Yeah, maybe maybe, maybe. All right, mr.
Kersey, have a question. I see your hand is raised.
No, no Professor. I was just going to say, leave
that poor but head alone. Okay, didn't do know the bad to
you. Well, his name is Corbin and I,
all right, kick me while I'm down.
Who's ready for the test? A portion of this lesson.
No, let's go. It's about half quiz now.
No, no not half the class and some form in is no longer the
class president as the remaining class president, for the rest of
the class. I decree there will be recessed
today, you are now quiz, you are no longer class president.
Well that ends at the end of class.
Nope. No.
Yeah, it's a Curtis says no. So I gotta go with no.
Yeah, it was guns and I have to as well.
You are no longer class present our glorious class.
President is casein, if you recall correctly.
So, so today we're not gonna be doing a pop quiz.
Instead, we're going to be doing a pitch Pokemon sessions.
So I am a professor, okay? Okay, no, I give you like these.
You let you really get into these mr.
Curtis. Okay, well, I'll think about a
couple things you could do with the magma.
Okay. Yes, exactly.
So I am in the market for a magma.
I'm well, you know, I could buy one, I might not buy one, I have
really decided yet, I want you guys to do, your best to
convince me to buy your Magmar. All right?
Okay, all the time. You need sure.
And make sure you oh crap. I do have a rubric for this one,
don't I? Let me go ahead and read that
rubric very quickly because it is important.
So in your pitch, you must include information that we
learned in class. Course you must demonstrate an
understanding of the Pokemons unique.
Abuse and abilities. Three, you must provide two
different selling points in your pitch, two different ones and
they cannot be things that the Pokemon can produce.
So it's a Pokemon itself, not what provides.
So don't give me like Magmar fire in a jar or like roasted
nuts made by Magmar. Okay and for hey I would like
some nuts roasted Magmar net. I mean everybody would everybody
does but that's not a part of this this assignment.
Nope. Or the student.
Who provides the most compelling.
Selling points will get a bonus plan.
So go ahead. Take your time.
Give me your best pitch. Okay?
Corbin have you finished with your pitch.
You know what I have? I really have.
Okay. I'm I was gonna believe you just
out of the get us off the bat, but, you know, I'm glad that
you're really trying to convince me here.
So go ahead, give me your best pitch for Mac.
Okay, well, the first first one is it's a little bit more
obvious for the first one is I would suggest having a Magmar
for the reason of a controlled burn.
It's very very easy to do this. It easily creates heat waves
that burn up, you know, grass and trees surrounding it.
So if you are in the need of a controlled burn, you know, if
you're trying to do Forest management or you're trying to
farm and like, you know, do whatever, what the soil.
You know, or apparently I learned about Greenhouse
abatement which is something about like getting rid of the
greenhouse gases in the area by controlled burning at sound like
a lie. Did you learn that your mr.
Mime, clown school. I did actually no my my the mr.
Mime at home that Professor mind, but mr.
Mime at home, taught me about little bit about that, but there
are reasons for, obviously prescribed / control burning
And, you know, a lot of us, know them already, but I'm not well
versed in. Am I gonna pretend to be?
But I know that it's mostly used for farming in Forest
management, or if there's like some sort of, you know, invasive
species of plant, you could burn it that way to that could work
for controlled burning. Right.
So that's the first reason little bit more obvious.
The second one is a little bit more fun though.
Okay? Wow, me the other reason, I
would say what we really fun. To have a Magmar is pyrotechnics
and now I mean obviously you can just put on a show for the you
know the kids at the local theater or something like that.
But the cool thing about this is that, you know you can use it a
little bit more intricately like if you're giving if you're in
theater and you need pyrotechnics, you can easily
build sets with like fake Flames or something like that, and it
can easily blend into the set. So you can basically have Magmar
on stage. It'll blend into the set but
also be part of the Practical Effects by providing
pyrotechnics. And now on the other side of
that too, not just on not just on theater sets but also on film
sets as well. You could have realistic
pyrotechnics, you have a Pokemon that can control burns and can
control fire and stuff. That would be really cool as
well. And again, on a set on a film
set, you have fake flames, you can have real flames on the
ground or whatever it could blend into those.
So again in both cases, You can have Magmar be in the scene in
virtually. Go unnoticed because it's
camouflaged because of the way it's body looks so yeah
pyrotechnics baby. Okay.
So as far as controlled Burns Go I mean it's great for starting
fires. Absolutely.
I don't know how good it is that really controlling them, so I'm
not sure that it might start. It might get out of control as
what I'm, that's what I'm trying to say here.
I think of magma. Could control it.
How what, what, what about what we've learned about Magmar
suggests that it can control its flame?
I mean, it's an intelligent Pokemon.
That's nice. Now, you can tell him and then
so I do. I do, like the second one
though, it's very good. I like the, you know, a use on a
film set. Maybe not quite so much on a
like a Stage production, because that seems a little bit
dangerous. I would, I would argue that
there's more non He hot radiating, heat explosive,
Pokemon, fire Pokémon. That would be more appropriate
for what. But the thing but the thing
about Magmar that that Court was trying to say is that it looks
like fire and so it could blend in with, you know, the fire
that's already on set. I get that I get what you're
trying to say their Mormon. Sure.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. All right.
So excellent job Corbin the, you know, you provide your to it's
your uses. You displayed adequate knowledge
of The Pokemon. So let's move.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, Curtis mr. Curtis pitch me.
Yes, please. I Magmar.
Okay, soap, see a simple-minded person, may take the easy route
and say that the fiery heat from a ganar could be used as a
portable space heater or some kind of contraption for burn.
Right. Right.
Of course. All right.
I want you to directly attack for I didn't say that but but in
reality, there's one key job. This Pokémon should do.
And that is to work and support, isolated Mountain communities.
In the snowy cold season, they could easily clear frozen roads
and Snowden passes to keep these communities that normally keep
these communities locked. It out and isolated from the
greater region, their bodies could radiate heat as they walk
along. The paths that would melt snow
and open up vital transport to these communities Also, as they
walk in between these different locations of the light given off
by their body can serve to guide people through the snow and the
storms. In fact, it's so bright, it
would help supplement natural light.
That's lost during the shorter days and the darker season.
It would also not be a new nuisance to the town because it
doesn't like cold areas. It would go right back to its
lava whole to recharge. As soon as it's done, doing all
the important work, it needs to do and won't be Possible for
starting any uncontrollable fires, like somebody.
So There you go. It's okay.
Where is that volcano in this ice?
I was about to say. Where is this lava pool?
You have to is that something that they have to provide?
Or where's it going to go recharge?
Well, so it's in a Mountain Community.
All right, so and it travels amongst these different Mountain
communities. So odds are there could very
well be a volcano site in there. But if there's not, I mean, it's
it's a small price to pay to make a lava whole.
Okay, we don't have a lot of mountains here in the Kanto
region. So you can forgive Poor mr.
Curtis for not, knowing a lot about mountains.
Sure, we do up not now west. Yeah, we got mountains.
Yeah, that this amount. Silver is more in the Johto
region. We all know that I was in the
middle, but but yeah, I mean, you do you'd have to do is just,
you know, find a cave somewhere dig, dig a hole in the Rock and
then, boom lava. And then, you know, filling
filling some lava get you know, get a matter.
How would you do that? Yep.
Yes I'll take a lot of work, something out.
Now you That Cargo in there, too.
Mmm. Yeah, it was bad Cargoes just
there, you know, because Mac Cargoes are like eighteen
thousand degrees Fahrenheit. They're just there to keep the
rock melted, you know, sounds like a lot of excess work.
It sounds like you're pitching to Pokemon.
Is it was that the was at the prompt Professor pitch to
Pokémon. I mean, the the prompt was to
show how Magmar could almost said, magcargo, Mega Magmar
could serve, and could be useful.
And I think that the logistics, the Physics behind it.
I mean so or you know here's something just live in a
Pokeball you know I like okay. You can just put it back in the
focal. I mean where were you where were
you? Where was your Magmar going to
be on the stage Corbin after the show was over?
Was just going to sit up there all the time or, you know, we're
going to put it back. Listen mr.
Curtis, you brought up a lava pool.
All right, that's true. Brother could I just said put it
back as Pokeball. Yes.
Right. So talk about what this prompts
is right? What this what this And it is
it's pitching me Professor. Jacob, a Pokemon.
All right. I feel like neither of you have
done that. Any, any time we have done this
hash Posh, I have done it many times you know, the trainee
times, right, pitched it to you directly.
I've done it many times. I don't, I don't you like to go
skiing. I don't that's a lie.
You don't want any pyrotechnics, you know what to put on a show
for The Neighbors. The Hood kill, huh?
No, I don't, I know. I bet you don't give any candy
out during the hallway and sees why would I candy is very cheap
that time of year. Wow.
So but you both failed to
directly pitch it to me instead of mr.
Curry's was pitching it to somebody who exists in I guess
the the center region a made-up mountain range with ice and
volcanoes. And You're pitching it to a
fireman who likes to do Film Production in their off time.
No, it doesn't have to be. What's?
No, no, anybody we fire to pyrotechnics is a job number
one. Number two, deforestation works
for a lot of people will, you could okay.
Okay. Okay.
Yes, yes.
But you're pitching it to one person.
So those interests have to overlap which you have to admit
doesn't happen frequently, fire, a fireman who likes who's in a
band on the weekend. Unless what you're saying is you
want me to have this Magmar and then rent it out to different
people? Sure.
I mean, that could be that could be said of any Pokemon we pitch
though. I'm gonna go ahead and say I'm
going to give this one to mr. Curtis so much.
I feel like I'll start digging my lava hold now.
I mean I think they were both fairly bad but missile.
Next time you can do one. Maybe.
Maybe I will do well. Oh, watch the SAS their Corbin.
This is the professor, your what we vote on a new professor, you
can't you're not, you're not the class president anymore.
I'm not going to allow this type of attitude.
I am until the end of class, so you'll do it.
I can't remember what we decided or not, but definitely next
class. Key is no longer.
The class president, that is for certain.
So that does it for today's lesson on.
Magmar does anybody know who are going to be talking about next
week. Oh, Matt cargo.
No, oh mr. Do is to see, do I know, you
know, mr. Curtis, you should, you should
know this one I should know this one.
Yes it is a bug-type. Oh my gosh.
Is it is it is it sincere? That was very close.
Very close. And I do have a tendency to Give
it to you when you're very close, pincer pins, are we
learning about a pincer? Oh God, nice, another very rare
Pokémon and now benched Pokémon. So there again.
I feel as though I should state state this actually no, it's the
stag beetle Pokemon. Thank you very much.
What's a snag? And what's a beetle?
I'd you know what? I don't know, is good as mine.
Okay. So I want to mention one last
time here that in case you missed it in the beginning.
In case you skip through, we are starting up a On that should be
open when this lesson goes out. So you can find it.
What's that URL? Again, mr.
Curtis patreon.com slash wwo Pokemon.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Support your professor, and we are, we have started a Discord
server, but how would they find the Discord server?
Well, we can put it at, we can do a link to the Discord server
and the patreon in the description of not only this
lesson on Spotify. Gahan and flavell podcast.
But also in the about section on, on those platforms to, you
can put a Discord Link in there. And I will also link it on
Twitter and stuff as well. Like it, listen, if you want to
get in it, you'll get in it. You'll find a way, thank you.
Thank you Corbin. So, yeah, and as a reminder,
anybody can join the Discord server.
But you will be severely, limited to what texts and and
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guess is what they call it. And also our new class president
is casein and we do acting a an address from casein in the
upcoming weeks. Hopefully.
Anyways so that's going to do it for today's lesson that you
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