Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today is of course, my wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, if you could please say hello to everybody.
No, thank you Professor, for being here today, to teach and
to be the one to guide us along the path of Pokémon.
Appreciation and education and care.
Breathe. Breathe.
Sometimes you have to breathe.
I really thought you he was. Telling you no, I did too.
I was like, please. Introduce yourself and you're
like no. No.
I don't think I will. About to get backhanded.
But but I I am. I am the professor's assistant.
I am the teaching assistant. My name is Mr. Curtis.
That's Mr. Curtis to all you students out.
There with AK you decide where the K goes.
That's right. Dealer's Choice.
Also joining us in the classroom today is of course our young
trainer and training, Corbin. Corbin, if you could please say
hello to everybody. Hey everyone, What's going on?
How are you? Good to be here in class.
The former reigning champion of the student body is here and.
What What does that even? Hang out.
What? What does it mean to be the
reigning champion? Of the former class president, I
was the champion of the classroom body.
I was the former champion of vibes and.
Being this is a, this is a that's a different position.
Champion of Vibes is a is a different elected position.
Oh, you're right. Yeah.
That's right. Yeah.
Former champion and I'm sorry, former president here and the
best president, some would say. Very few would say that, I
think. I think one or two.
But yeah, so we have a lot to talk about today.
I think we should just, we have a couple of genger males here
that I would like to read if that's OK.
I'll, I'll permit it. Sure.
Thank you. Thank you.
So, so, so nice today, Corby, you're you're you know you're
doing great today. Thanks.
I've been going to therapy. Don't let it go to your head.
Mr. Curse. Has been a little bit.
I'm watching you, Corbin. Mr. Curse has been a little bit
confrontational today, but so far you've been great, Corbin.
Thanks. Yeah.
I've been going to virtual therapy appointments with Perry
the Sidak from the Saffron City Learning Center.
How? How's Perry doing?
Yeah, Perry is doing all right now.
He misses me dearly and I miss him.
And that's one of the reasons I'm in therapy.
So it doesn't always make me feel better to see him.
Because then I cry and then I get sad like, oh, that's the
reason why I'm sad. Because you're there and I'm
here. You're the reason, right.
So, but yeah, we talked about a lot I.
Don't know. Maybe.
Maybe I can talk to the principal and can convince him
to transfer Perry to the. I would do anything for that.
I would be the new KISS butt. Has Perry said anything about
Sensei William Shire? No, he hasn't even really
brought it up. He did say that Shaq is still
running loose around the school and many people have fallen
asleep in the across all the buildings and stuff.
There was OK. So all of the buildings wait.
Across all the buildings. They have all the different
buildings. I mean, I mean like the
different sections of the building, there's like, you
know, it's like segmented and stuff.
There's different parts of it. But apparently Shaq has been
singing about. And this one guy who was
repairing the roof heard Shaq singing and well, let's just
say, let's just say he was injured on school property.
Oh, that's not great. Yeah, he had to go to the
hospital. Not a good situation, but.
See, look, even when even when I'm not there, accidents still
happen. So I don't know what the school
board was saying when they were like, oh, you're a liability to
the school? I mean, it's technically your
fault that Check the Jigglypuff got out.
Yeah, OK. But is it my fault that they
haven't, you know, captured it yet?
I mean, yeah, I. Mean.
Wow. What?
Was that my fault? Because it's your fault it got
out in the first place. Somebody didn't even catch it if
it didn't get. Out.
Yeah. But I mean, come on, They
should, they should have the resources to to, you know,
capture. But they wouldn't need the
resources if it didn't get out. Listen, you know hindsight is
2020, Corbin, and you know we can keep talking about the past
all you want. The fact is is that it's the
present now, and that Pokémon still hasn't been captured, and
so it's their fault, not mine. I, for one, always am in the
present. I love to hear the leader of
this class take responsibility. You know what?
Call me a deli bird, because I'm all about the present.
That's right. I mean, I mean, if you insist,
Professor Deli Bird. That was a joke, most mostly.
Professor Jacob is still my preferred name.
All right, for now, back to Gengar males.
I have only here from 1 Alexander.
Now, you might remember that Alexander has been sending us
Gengar males with lists of injuries.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sustained in the early days of
the lessons. Well, they've sent something
else a little bit different this time, so let me just go ahead
and read it. Hello, Mr. Curtis Corbin and
Professor Jacob. I sent you an interesting order
in the naming there, I guess. Best thing, best for last.
This is fine. That's right.
Of course. Thank you so much for reading my
Gmail detailing the injuries. I worked very hard on it while
never missing any of my assignments.
I'm here with another list of sorts, but not really.
Over my time listening to these lessons, I have noticed
outrageous things that have been said and forgotten promptly.
With these lists, I take nearly everything said as the truth, so
some of the stuff may be a bit goofy.
The list can also serve as answers to some of the questions
that you have asked over time. I don't know what lessons these
are from, but what I do know is that these are all before the
Julie Puff lesson, with one exception.
I guess we'll see if we can figure out what that exception
is. Thanks again for your feedback
and here is some of the stuff that was said during this period
of. All right, let's let's, let's go
through the list here. OK, Would you like to go through
the list, Corbin? Sure, I can do that.
OK. All right, so the first.
One says. Let's hand over the the paper to
you. I know you're.
Very easy. Oh, thank you.
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
I was going to try to read it from here.
Thank you. OK, so the first one says Corbin
has a sister named Pika. True.
False. Correct.
Huh. Is it true?
False. It's true.
OK. It's true.
We we don't talk about Pika. It's been casually.
She's been casually mentioned one time.
This might come as a shock in news to people who may have
missed it. I do have a little sister.
Her name is Pika. OK, she is well.
She is a bit of a troublemaker. Let's just say she doesn't live
at home anymore. Wait, she's Whoa, wait, she's
your younger sister and she doesn't live at home anymore?
You're 10. She's a wily 1, let's just say
that. Yeah.
She's gotten she you know listen I know you guys think that
because I've had my fair share of rapping mishaps and you know
was arrested on campus for rapping on the kitchen or the
sorry, the lunch tables. That's nothing compared to my
younger sister. She is a wily one.
She I'm not. I'm honestly I'm not legally
authorized to talk about a lot of the stuff she's done.
But let's just say she doesn't live at home right now and,
well, I haven't seen her in quite a long time.
Does she live in a jail? Cell it's it's less of AI mean
define jail cell. I mean it's it's more of a room
with a bunch of mattresses. I hear it's nice, but.
OK, Well, my condolences I suppose.
She's not dead, but she wishes she was.
What? My.
Whoa, whoa. What did you what did you say?
What? I heard you say you said
something after. What did you say?
I don't know. I didn't say anything.
Anyway, she's 8. It's just a phase.
OK, what did she eat? She's she's 8 years old.
Oh. OK, OK.
Yeah. All right, let's keep going on
the list. No, I'm supposed to.
Still read it? Yeah, you have that.
Listen, you have the paper. I don't have the.
Paper I I I do. Sorry.
That's right. You want, I mean.
I'll take the paper back. No, it's fine.
I'll do it. Mr. Curtis washes his rapidash.
True. Or false, true, detrimental to.
Yeah, yeah, Wobbly legs Willie. He does get pretty muddy from
times to time. Times to time.
I do. I do have to give him wash,
Yeah. But listen, he does not like it
at all. It is an it is a struggle.
Oh, I bet you really have to tie him down, right?
No, no, I don't tie him down. OK, but he ties you down #3.
Corbin was expelled before for fighting a teacher.
I mean, is it really a fight if you just spit on their face?
Well, yeah, because then they then they punched you.
And then then it was. Concerned, right?
I mean, but I didn't. But I didn't start it.
You did spit on them. So I didn't.
I wouldn't count. I wouldn't count that as a
fight, #4 Mr. Curtis mispronounced.
Pella pepper as pepper in the butter.
Mispronounced pelipper. Pelipper.
I mispronounced his mispronunciation.
Mr. Curtis mispronounced Pelipper as Pepler in the
Butterfree lesson and again as Pella pepper in the sand Tree
lesson. Yeah, he does that.
He did it in another recent lesson.
So that's absolutely true. I see no problem with this
pellet pepper is is it? Is the exact actually the actual
way it's supposed to be pronounced.
No. To get through the rest of these
in a timely manner, you have a 10 second rebuttal to each
claim. Each bit of information about
you. Professor Jacob might be part of
Team Rocket, and he might be giving the students false
information. Professor.
Incorrect And how could I be giving you false information?
The information I give you is in the pokedex, you can you can
Fact Check it. Could still be a part of Team
Rocket. I mean and it's until proven
guilty. Thank you.
OK, there's a big core of a night that always stands outside
Mr. Curtis's house, that always tries to eat his spinner rack.
Mr. Curtis. And every day I try to trap that
Corvanite. But dude.
We all hate big Corvanite, man. Let's get that big.
Corvanite needs to get out. Of here.
Yeah, that's right. I agree.
The school's a charminer that takes care of the heating.
True. Not not not the GCLCBLTS.
C No, no no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's. Just the original, the original
Saffron OG. Yes, there is a Charminer that
heats the school a little bit. I think he's actually evolved to
tremillion now last Perry told me on our call.
Anyways, Corbin told Professor Jacob to give him 100% on every
quiz after the spare lesson and he agreed.
Professor, thank you for the 100.
Thank you for the reminder, Alexander.
Yeah, wink. Yep.
So I get hundreds now from now on.
Thank you for the reminder. This semester is the first time
they ever. Rarely do pop quizzes anymore.
That's true. This semester is the first time
they ever started doing pop quizzes.
I don't know what this semester is.
Oh, you mean. Oh, oh, like during.
I don't previous iterations of the.
Previous doesn't sound right, but who can tell?
I don't know that's true. New development Professor Jacob
definitely wasn't Team Rocket before told you.
No man, next one, somebody should have told me.
I I've been saying it. Mr. Curtis takes one of Corbin's
shoes at the start of every class.
I've told you to stop doing that.
That's true. I have one right here.
See. Can you give it?
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Professor Jacob went to a school
called Riot U and he didn't get anything done.
Professor, tell us a little bit about Riot U.
And that was clearly a joke. I mean, come on that.
That one was a joke. Professor Jacob has terrible
names. That's true.
That's absolutely true. That's true.
I mean, it took me so long to remember Corbin's name, and the
only reason I remember it now is because I have like written down
what my intro into each lesson is.
Yeah, it took him long enough. Gary the Shirmish has a
girlfriend named Gary Tina who is a Steelix.
Ex. Girlfriend.
Yeah, I was going to say ex-girlfriend.
He's he's, he doesn't like to talk about her.
Yeah, we don't talk about her. That's.
Why? I mean, I think.
I think they're writing on the wall was the fact that her name
was Gary. Tina.
Gary. Tina.
Yeah, kind of scared him. Made him think of Gary, Tina.
Next one. Professor Jacob only has a left
side of the bed. How does that go on?
True. I brought my bed over here to
the Golden Run city when we moved, so it still has only left
side. You figured out.
You figured out how it works. That's fun.
The Eradicate Studs. The Eradicate Studs name is
Dougie. We knew that.
Yeah, we talked about Dougie before.
We talked about Dougie plenty of times.
Yeah. I think we call him go back and
forth and calling him Toby. No, it's definitely Dougie.
Sure, yeah. But there is a Toby.
There is a Toby in the next one. Yeah, Toby's name.
That's the next one. Mr. Curtis's uncle also has a
Ditto named Toby. No.
Dougie is definitely the Eradicate I'm.
Just saying, I think we get it mixed up sometimes.
This is a good one. Well.
Toby can look like Dougie anytime he wants, right?
So it can mean sometimes you know, it is a little confusing.
But Alex says here towards the end, there's a few more.
At less than 400, which is by barrel Mr., Curtis no longer has
to be the teacher's assistant. But he probably still will be.
But he but he's contractually obligated through by barrel.
Is that correct? I can.
I can imagine no other place I would want to be than in this
classroom assisting the professor.
Anyways, Corbin never actually presented the essay on Voltorb
that he wrote on the Jigglypuff essay, even though he said he
would. When the time comes, the time is
still not ready yet. I am crafting an even better
essay. I I've gone through about 13
drafts of this essay because I know a lot of people have been
asking about it. I will.
I will share when the time comes.
Trust me, I don't know. He's going to give it and it's
going to be like on magnemite or something.
When you least expect it. I'm going to whip out that
essay. OK, it's it's coming.
And last one, we don't know what happened to the jiggly puff and
cubone when the building collapsed in the Kangas Khan
lesson. Well, clearly the jiggle
Jigglypuff is fine. We just discussed Shaq earlier
today, yeah. Cubone, though, who knows,
Haven't haven't heard hide nor tail of cubones.
I think Calvin. Calvin was fine, last I heard.
Yeah. No, he was in the nursery that
day, which is just outside school.
So I mean, I think last I heard, Calvin was fine.
OK, so that's as far as I know. And that's it.
Those are all the memories. Thanks for the memories,
Alexander. Great speaking, Corbin.
Yes, great reading, Corbin. Thank you.
It's helpful when you don't have a sloppy mouth.
I was gonna say next time I'll have Mr. Curtis do it and see
how far we get. That's OK, We'd still be reading
for the next hour. OK, Alex, I'll take the paper
back. Thank you very much.
Finishes the Gengar mail with again.
I very much appreciate how much you enjoyed my first e-mail and
will continue to work hard to please you two.
I guess there's only two of us that Alex is trying to please.
Are you? Not talking about me as a
person. What is he not talking about me?
So two, The two of us? Is he?
Is he just talking about you guys, not me?
Am I not a person? I mean, wow, kid.
That says a lot about you, that you immediately assumed that you
weren't one of the two. Corbin.
There's there's a lot to impact there that you should probably
talk to Perry about. That's right.
I think. I think another another call
with Perry's in order. I'm I'm up to three a week now.
Whoa. Anyways, Alex finishes by saying
have a great lesson. Well, thank you so much, Alex.
We'll do our best. We'll try.
So, yeah, extra credit.
Absolutely. This is a lot of work that
you've been doing. I'm glad that you you're able to
do this and continue to get all of your assignments in Mr.
Curtis. Oh, of course, a Gold Star, you
know, and I have to have give, I have to give words when the
credit is due. And and he did even talk about
the the constant struggle that my Spinrax and Argue doses live
under by that giant Corvonite. So thank you for bringing
attention to the plight. Well, that rhymed.
Be careful. Wow.
Be careful there. Yeah, you might.
Have to go to rehab like me. All right, Alex.
Thank you again. All right.
Moving on to the next Gengar male.
This one comes to us from Philippe.
It's very short. It says greetings from a
Southern. Region, Hi.
OK. Greetings from a southern region
you Cantonian guys probably don't know about yet.
Well, don't make assumptions. Yeah.
I mean, I probably don't know
about it because it's not in the National Pokedex, but Mr. Curtis
might know about it. Yeah, he knows things sometimes.
Ah, see. Philippe doesn't say what the
region is, so. Oh, just lift us hanging, yeah.
Did they say Philippe or Felipe? I think it's Philippe Professor.
I think it's Philippe. Well, there's no pronunciation
guide on here, so. Philippe, let us know, reply
back, Phil. Whip.
Let us know. Thank you.
They say, I just wanted to say I love your classes.
I'm a little behind on the recordings on lesson 62.
Polygraph. What a beefy boy.
Very. Oh, yeah.
But I've enjoyed all of it. And better yet, I've learned a
lot. So thank you.
And please give Corbin a growlith when he finishes the
course. In like 5 years.
He'll still be 10. So it's all right.
He deserves it. A.
Little bit more than five years I think.
We'll see. You've done the math.
It's like 12 or 15 or something. No.
Well, you'll still be 10, don't worry.
I maybe. I think by that point I'll be.
Time is of no consequence to you.
You only you only get one Pokémon at the culmination of
the class. So I mean, if you if you do want
it to be your your Jolteon there, your good friend, I'm
sorry, you're going to have to say go the the growlith.
Yeah, and also what what Pokémon you you get is dependence on
your final grade. So if you get like a really low
but just barely passing grade, you get like a very, you know,
like easy Pokémon, like a like a Caterpie or a Oh, I don't.
Want a bidoof? Or like a yeah, like a bidoof,
something easy and but if you get like a really high score
then you can get something a little bit more advanced thing,
a little bit more difficult to take care of like an EV, so.
If you like a Northern, yeah. Probably.
You know what? I'm probably not gonna start you
off with the noiver. Yeah, I don't think that's an
option to begin with. We'll see.
All right. Well, thank you, Philippe.
Felipe, however you say it, thank you for the suggestion for
growlith. We'll figure it out.
Gold Star, do you think? Mr. Curtis?
I think so. Yeah, yeah.
I'll give. I'll give.
I'll give Phillipe a Gold Star. Great.
All right. That does it for all of the
Gengar males today. Thank you so much for everybody
who have sent those in. But I think it's time we got to
get down to brass tacks here. We got to start talking about
Pokémon. Does anybody know who we're
learning about today? Oh, it's the one after Hoot
Hoot, right? Well, just, yeah.
You know, I'm very glad that you guys know.
Well, OK, Corbin, I'm very glad that, you know, you finally
realized the order in which we do this.
Yes, it is the one that comes after Hoot.
Hoot. Right.
Mr. Curtis, one of these days you'll figure it out.
Unfortunately, today is not that.
I mean, I mean, listen, one, we're we're going to have to get
to deciduize. Not necessarily.
That eventually we will be there and eventually, you know, I will
be correct. So I just can't wait.
Looking forward to that day again.
Rowlett does come before decision UI, so you'd be better
off saying Rowlet is it. Starlee.
It's not Starlee. OK.
That was my one guess.
That's all I had. Wait, hold on.
No, it's the one after it. Is Noctowel.
Is that the one? Yes, we are learning about
knocked out. You know Corbin, you're you're
getting these more and more now. I'm very, I'm very happy that
you're. I have Gordon to help me study
so. Corbin, are you Are you reading
ahead? I'm not the material, you know,
every I there's less time spent on wrapping and more time spent
on my studies. So a little bit.
I mean every once in a while. He's progressing.
I'm so proud of him. Finally, What is?
What is this feeling? Pride in another human being.
And I don't like it. Get it off me.
EW, EW, I don't like. It, you know, sometimes they
call it character development, and I'm here for it.
So you're a character. I'm a character in the movie
that is life. I mean T-shirt.
Am I right? Oh yeah, for sure.
All right, T-shirts, Great T-shirt idea.
So, OK, so we are learning about knocked out today.
Obviously I didn't evolve the hoot hoot that we had last week
because Lex is still here still, you know.
Hi, Lex. Good time.
Hey Lex. Doing a great job today, Lex.
Yeah, don't distract him. He's busy.
But I want to give him a treat so bad.
Now he's a working hoot, hoot, all right?
He's doing his job. Yeah, he gets, he gets, he gets
breaks and he gets treats during those breaks.
I'll give you a treat later during your break, Lex.
Good job. Good job, buddy.
Leave him alone, he's busy. But I do have an octowel here,
so if you guys are ready. I have never been more ready.
I've never seen one in person before.
I hear them all the time at night.
But let's see it. Well, here's one right now.
Oh my. Did you hear that?
It made a hoot. Noise.
Wait, that's always. Been proposal.
That was that was wow. OK, that is really cool.
Look at that. Honestly, it's not as not quite
as big as I expected it to be. Like, the Hoots are very
intimidating that I hear at night and I'm like, well, it's
gotta be a big bird. Pokémon You don't think it's
intimidating? You don't think this 5 foot tall
bird is intimidating at? All.
I mean, yeah, it's taller than you, Corbin.
Yeah, I mean, come on. Well, and look at those horns.
I mean, it's not you right up with that horn.
It's not that intimidating. It's on.
Hold on, Mr. Cross. Those are not sorry horns.
Horns. Horns.
Yeah, they're horns, aren't they?
Nope. On its head.
Yeah. No, there's like, they're
feathers, is there like eyebrow looking?
Like, oh, you could have fooled me.
They look just like horns. Yeah, it's not that bad.
It's. Not.
Intimidating at all. And you know what?
Most Pokémon use that that do have horns.
You use those horns for, right? It's to pick up things.
Right, right. Yeah, for defense and
everything. Well, they're particular.
You know, knock towels are pretty strong.
Yeah, what I'm trying to say is OK first of all, no horns.
Knock towel does not have horns, just feathers.
Gosh, do you not read ahead, Mr. Curtis.
Come on now. I'm so sorry.
Well, I just remember I just thought that they were gonna be
a little bit bigger. 5 Foot's not too big.
It's very nice sized bird Pokémon.
Very, very, very, very cool. Not big at all.
He does seem very interested in you, Corbin.
Now. Have you guys noticed how it's
turned it's head completely upside down?
Oh yeah. You may have heard a small
little, like, you know, cracking noise as it did it.
OK. All right.
That's. Yes, it's very impressive.
Oh, that's really, really haunting.
I'm going to see that in my sleep.
That looks like it's got a mustache.
Oh. It's it's it's it's horns are a
mustache now. Basically, yeah.
I mean, that's OK. You know, I take back what I
said. I think this thing is bigger
than it should be. Make it smaller.
Make it smaller, take it back, turn it back into the hood.
I'm just going to, I'm just going to take a step back.
I don't like the way that it's looking at me right now.
Why would you This face upside down Is that freaking you out
too? We'll.
Learn. We'll learn about what it means
when that happens a little bit later on, but can we, can we?
So we've described that it has big, like, feathers on its face
that Mister Curtis thinks look like horns, I think look more
like eyebrows. But anything else about hoot,
hoot here? Or sorry, Noctowel?
Big feet, talons. Talons.
OK, it does. It does.
It's got some little triangles on its chest there.
It does. It has a.
True, yes. So it's just triangle pattern.
Very nice. OK, this big claw is very
intimidating. Should we talk about the eyes?
Let's talk about the. Eyes, the eyes are very fierce.
It's it's red, red eyes, a little bit of white, a little
bit of black. It's what was the piercing red
eyes. It's really kind of staring into
my soul a little bit upside down.
Yeah, yeah. Don't get too close to it when
it's heads upside down like that, because it will.
It will Peck at you. Oh.
OK, all right. I'm staying right here.
Yeah, so just. It's a big boy.
I'm calling it Rex because Rex is the name for big boys.
OK, yeah, sure it does. And it rhymes with Lex too.
It look definitely looks like the King King of the night.
And it does rhyme with Lex. That's convenient.
And also conveniently, it is one of the name of our patrons.
Oh, oh. Wow.
Tyler Rex. Tyler Rex, thanks.
Thank you so much. All right.
So intimidating. All right, so I can, I can tell
him that Corbin is reaching his limit here, So I'm going to go
ahead and put Rex back into the pokeball.
OK. Bye.
Yeah, yeah, that was that wasn't
too bad. I like Rex.
I think we should have more Rex. Well, that's cool, Mr. Curtis.
I'm just looking around to see if I can find the person that
asked. But I don't.
Be. Able to.
I'm so sorry I put myself in the corner.
It's funny cuz nobody cares Mr. Curtis.
Hey, don't be mean to Mr. Curtis.
Sorry. I can be mean to Mr. Curtis.
You can't be mean to Mr. Curtis. Oh, you're right.
Sorry. Sorry.
All right, it's time to read some Pokedex entries if nobody
has any complaints. And people never do complain.
About that, even if people do have complaints, I don't really
care. Wow.
That's right. I love that.
Just pack them right up in your little bag and throw them right
out the window. Yeah, so throw all the students
out there if you If you ever get any complaints about the things
you do or who you are, just ignore them.
Just ignore them. And if you complain about us or
this or this class, we're going to take those complaints.
We're going to put them in the garbage bin.
Thank you. Yeah, and I will internalize
those complaints and you know, have it ruined my, my, my mental
state for several days. But then.
But then I'll. Have.
To do that, please don't complain.
I have to spend so much time cleaning the professor's mental
mental state when you guys complain.
Please don't do that anymore. Yeah, he's smacks me with a
broom. It's pretty awful, all right.
Starting off in the JoJo region, the first Pokedex entry here
says it's eyes are specially adapted.
They concentrate even faint light, and enable it to see in
the dark. That's really cool.
I wish I could see in the dark. Yeah, so I mean much like it's
name would you know, suggest Noctowel is nocturnal.
Yeah, so it's it's awake and active at night.
The next entry says when it needs to think, it rotates its
head 180° to sharpen its intellectual power.
How do we think? How do we think it does that?
What What do we think the the process of turning its head
upside down does to make it? Think better, gets more, get
more juices flowing. Yeah, more, more blood.
You know, 'cause blood is still, you know, affected by gravity.
So if you turn your head upside down, then all of your blood is
going to flow into your brain. Right, exactly.
There you go. Yeah.
Hmm. Yes, Corbin.
I think it has something to do with the nervous system.
Oh, why is it? Why are you so nervous?
No, not mine. The noctowels.
OK, that's as far as I've
gotten. OK, great, very good, the next
entry says. It's extremely soft.
Feathers make no sound in flight.
It silently sneaks up on prey without being detected.
I bet you they'd be good to be like a pillow.
You wanna sleep on a knock towel?
Yeah, like a knocked out stuffed feather stuffed pillow.
Wow. Yeah.
So hold on, knock towel stuffed, feather stuffed pillow.
OK, so so you're going to stuff the knock towel with something
and then stuff the knock towel inside the pillow?
No, no no no. It sounds like the knock towel
is getting stuffed into the feathers somehow.
Right, OK. No, no.
A pillow or a mattress that's stuffed with knock towel a.
Mattress that's that's full of knock towels, knock towel,
feathers. Don't even, don't even pluck the
feathers just to put the whole. Just put the whole bird in
there. Corbin that that would be very
lumpy and and that's what. It sounds like you're saying,
though. It doesn't.
No, no, no, no. No Harvest.
Pickup, harvest. You know, sustainably feathers.
You know, it's it's like a hair just.
Saying words. Now those are just nouns.
Yeah, right, you don't. Know what you're saying.
So you know, you know and and see, look, you could just like
like here when I puck. Hair off your head.
Corbin it just, you know, you just grab a couple every, you
know, once once a day or something like that.
And as they grow back, then they're good to go and then you
just go get more. OK, convince me.
And if we're talking about, you know, pillows and stuff, where
are we on the huggability scale for noctowel?
If it's head straight up, I'm gonna put it in an 8 if it's
head is down and put it at a four.
That seems extremely low because if I remind you, I believe a
three on the scale is something that is that would melt your
skin if you touch. It like a magmar.
Like. I felt like my skin was melting
when I saw its head flip around. That was scary.
And a 14, let's all remember, is a spinner act.
The perfect, perfectly cool huggable.
Thing perfectly cool. The perfectly cool.
Yeah. OK.
Sure. Mr. Curtis, where are you rating
this? Well, it it does not have a hard
care piss though for you to grab on to that is pretty soft so I
will give it. And remember, you didn't say
that you would like to sleep on its feathers.
I would. But does that mean I want to
hug? It does.
It, I would assume so, yes. Do I have some hard grabbing
hand holds for the hugging? I don't know.
Yeah, just it's intimidating. I'm afraid of my Peck you.
It doesn't look like it's very huggable.
It looks fierce. I would say that I'll give it
A10, OK, but that's as high as I can go without a hard external
care piss. OK, I'm again, you know, it's
it's soft and supple. I'm giving it a 12.
All right, all right. Gotta watch out for the beat,
gotta watch out for the claws. But I think otherwise.
Pretty, pretty good hug now. Well, as a frightened boy, I
can't go higher than an 8. OK, a four though is extremely
low, so I had 6. OK, 6/6 of the lowest one.
Turn the set around. Sure, Whatever.
All right. Flap ability.
I'll be honest, I've forgotten how this scale works.
I don't know whatever the second highest is.
Well, the highest is in the middle.
Right. Yeah.
So it's gonna remember. Remind us of this.
Yeah. Maybe we need to review the
flopability before. We actually we'll come back to
it. We probably won't.
All right, so moving on to the hohen region, the Pokedex entry
says Noctowel never fails at catching prey in darkness.
This Pokémon owes its success to its superior vision that allows
it to see in minimal light, and to its soft, supple wings that
make no sound in flight. That's pretty cool, yeah.
I mean, it really is an apex predator, if you will.
Sure, Yeah, definitely. Now, so I always only read one
Pokedex entry for the hohen region.
They do normally have two, but let me read you the second one
and you tell me. I guarantee you it's different,
but it's like they just it's the epitome of here.
Like you can copy my homework but just change it up a little
bit pretty much so this the second entry says it unfailingly
catches prey in darkness. Noctowell, O.
Their success to superior vision that allows them to see in a
minimal light, and to their supple and silent wings.
Pretty, pretty, pretty close. Like it's it's saying the exact
same thing, just the words are slightly different and it makes
me wonder, why did you even do that?
Don't even copy my notes. Just don't make it obvious.
Just just, I mean just copy it. Well, I why spend the time to,
you know, rewrite the exact same thing in slightly different
words? This is the professor's advice
on research papers, everyone. That's right.
What? Just copy just.
Copy it. Just copy it.
Why rewrite it in your own words?
I mean, if you're going to write the exact same thing in a
Pokedex entry, why? Why?
Why give the extra effort? You're not graded on this.
It's the same professor. If the professor wrote it the
first time is perfect, why even try to do better?
That's my thought process. What?
Me, the professor, or? Well, Curtis, You know I didn't
write any of these. I mean.
And I would never, I would never write one of these.
That's not my place in the. World you could never.
I could, but I would never because.
But it wouldn't be Canon. I mean, if if it, if it if I did
become the primary Pokémon professor of a region, then it
could be Canon. But I would never.
I would never, because because it's not my duty to write
Pokedex entries, it's my duty to make sure that students
understand Pokedex entries. And, you know, I feel like
that's just as an important as as much an important job as
writing the entry. Right saying everyone else's
work out loud. Even better if you know if you
hear my opinion. I I agree with you.
I think it is more. Important.
You're you're even more important.
Like if. Kiss butt.
What? What did you say?
He's a kiss butt. Ah, kiss.
But sure. Yeah, that's fair.
Now, you know, because, like, what is science without
communication, right? Like it's just words otherwise.
How? How can the new Pokémon
professors of the world grow to to create their own new thing?
Guys, I'm not here for. I'm not here for a Teddy Ursa
talk, OK? I just.
I'm here for the lesson on Noctow.
I'm. Sorry, I'm just trying to
validate my existence. Let me move on to the Cine
region, Pokedex. You should talk to Perry about
that. He's a really good listener.
No, I do. Pretty well myself, I think.
That's right. And Professor can always talk to
me. He doesn't have to talk to
Perry. I don't.
I don't want to, so I don't. Know.
Whoa, you're lost, idiot. Not, not Perry.
Whoa. Watch your language there,
Corbin. Sorry, I thought it was saying
you didn't want to talk to Perry.
I'm like, that's my best. Friend.
Yeah. Where'd you learn that?
Did you learn that language from Gordon?
Is Gordon teaching you all these bad words?
No, Gordon's taught me some other naughty words that I won't
say, but he's a bad influence. Could you rhyme them?
Can I rhyme some of the bad words?
He says he. Must.
Not I I don't think that's a good idea, professor.
I don't think. So all right, cowards.
But one of them starts with AQ and it might surprise you.
Moving on, Professor. Oh, thank you.
So the first entry from the center region says it's eyes are
special. Oh, that's nice.
They can pick out objects as long as there is the tiniest
amount of light. Barely any.
All you need and there's. There will always be light.
All they need, honestly. Like you need like the if.
If there's too much light, does it hurt them like there's too
much light? It never states that I don't.
I mean, they they do prefer to be awake at night, but I'm I'm
not sure that's because too much light hurts them, OK?
I don't think so. Well, I'm just saying, in the
dark woods, no sunlight, no stars, no moon, no fires from
campfires, no nothing. It could be pitch black, dark,
but as long as dawn is there smiling, there's a little bit of
light and they can. Find OK.
They can find their way. Wow.
It's it's exhausting talking to you, Corbin.
I am exhausted thinking of her. What does that mean?
I don't know. That sounds like a bad thing.
It's not, professor. It's not exhausting.
I'm exhausted by your obsession with Don.
You never have. You never met a girl like that,
Professor. Maybe one day you will.
I'm 10 years old and I know so much more about love than you.
You never meet a girl who just exhausts you thinking about.
I would love to meet a girl someday.
Is that Are you foreshadowing Professor?
What was that? We can, we can, we can.
Sorry, sorry. I can arrange that professor.
Did you guys, did you guys not also have that flashback or was
it just me who had that flashback?
No, I didn't know. I didn't hear anything.
But you looked out the window like there was a flashback.
I was waiting for the ripple effect and the the heart music
to finish playing. In your head, Yeah.
OK, well. Nobody else, we.
Weren't there with you so? Anyways, the.
Next I saw it. It was a good flashback,
Professor. Thank you, the next entry says.
If it flips its head upside down, it's a sign that it is
engaged in very complex thinking.
OK, so it's thinking about me that's.
Nice. Yeah.
When it when it was looking at you earlier, I was just trying
to comprehend what it was looking at.
I didn't quite understand it. That's very sweet.
All right, The last entry from the center region says its eyes
are specially developed to enable it to see clearly even in
murky darkness and minimal light.
Murky Darkness. Gross.
Yeah. And minimal light you you figure
out what the difference between those two is true.
OK, as always, there's nothing new from Unova or Kalos.
Why would there be moving on to the Ellola region?
OK. Is there anything?
Let me guess, let me guess. Our knocked out are the best
knocked out, 'cause we're the best 'cause we're in Alola.
No, but they do have another Alola trope in in this century.
OK. With eyes that can see in pitch
darkness, it never lets its prey escape.
Some even call it the Emperor of Dark Knights.
That's edgy. They they.
One of their favorite things to do in Alola is not call a
Pokémon by its name. That's true.
They will call it, They love it. They will call it Emperor of
Dark Knights. They will call it a wise deity
or something like that. They'll call it the Q word if
they're mad at it. What's the keyword Corbin?
I'm not saying that, professor, it's inappropriate.
The next entry says when it turns its head entirely upside
down, you know it's troubled by something.
If you don't leave it B, it will Peck you.
I see. I left it B.
It didn't Peck me. Yeah, see, I told you.
I told you to leave AB. You did tell me.
Yeah, you're welcome, because I'm a good professor.
You're OK? Yeah.
And I care about you, Corbin. Well, I wouldn't.
Let's not. Let's.
Not lie, I'm your I'm your legal guardian.
For the time that's mean you care about me.
No, but it does help a little bit to care about you.
Whatever, Yeah. OK, that does it for the Alola
region. Moving on past the Gala region,
'cause they do have entries, but they copy what we've already
seen, unfortunately. But we do have entries from the
Paltea region, which is always fun.
Yeah, it's. I love it when new regions get
representation. Love to see it.
Love representation. It says it's eyes are specially
adapted. They concentrate even faint
light and enable it to see in the dark.
There you go. It's different, pretty similar
to what we've. Different but the same.
Yeah. Oh wait, no, hold on.
It is the exact same from the from the Joe Tory region.
Oh. We were so close.
Yeah, sorry. Sorry, Valdea, good try.
Maybe next time. OK, that does it for all of the
regional Pokedex entries then Now I do have some unique
Pokedex entries. First one comes to us from Ash's
Pokedex that says Noctowel, the owl Pokémon, the evolved form of
hoot Hoot. This highly intelligent Pokémon
often twists its head 180° when it is thinking Noctowel is a
nocturnal Pokémon. Yeah, it is.
And Ash's Pokedex also has, like some information on one of
Noctowell's signature moves, it says Confusion.
This powerful psychic attack confuses an opponent and weakens
it as well. Oh, yeah, OK.
I guess like a saps at strength maybe.
I'm not sure exactly what's. How it weakens it, I mean.
I mean. Can't use your muscles?
You can't use your muscles at all, you.
Can't. Can't use them.
Yep. Wait, wouldn't that mean that
you, like, couldn't breathe? It doesn't confuse those
muscles. It confuses everything else.
It confuses your butt muscles. You might poop yourself.
Oh, that's not a good thought. Nope, Nope, Nope that.
'D be the quickest way to win a battle.
Now what was the fight? You know, soiling themselves
most Pokémon would just quit. Or yeah, but nobody, but also
nobody wants to fight something that is soiling itself.
So I feel like it's a double edged blade.
That's right. Yeah.
True. It really is a standoff.
Yeah. All right, the next entry comes
to us from Don's Pokedex. It says Noctowel, the owl
Pokémon in the evolved form of Hoot Hoot.
Noctowel's eyes have a special power that allows it to see in
the faintest, faintest light as if it were the middle of the
day. See her special powers?
She just knows what to say, you know?
I'm sorry. You just one more time.
Can you say can? You say OK, OK Hey, you say it
spray you with water. No, just say her name one more
time. Please.
That's OK. All right.
That's it. You're.
Getting I'm getting Who did it? Who did it?
No. Who.
Stop, please. Please stop.
Please stop it. Please.
I just want to hear her name
again. Professor, please say her name
again, please. Don't say professor.
Don't feed his addiction, professor.
Please, whose entry is it, please?
Well, I mean, it's Professor Rowan's entry, I believe.
Who's the source, Professor? Rowan.
No. Who is supposed to Say's entry
wasn't please? I want to keep afraid.
You, Corbin. You don't.
Stop it. He's dripping Now, please.
All right, listen. That's the end of all the
Pokedex entries that we have, so I think it's time.
Dodge was my favorite. Oh, what?
What? What do you?
Say what I. Don't know it's, just ignore
it's. Such a weird energy today,
Corbett. Professor, you shouldn't have
brought her up in class like that.
I can't focus. Well, so hopefully you can focus
long enough to present me with your presentation for pitch a
Pokémon. That's right, I want you guys to
pitch a knock towel to me. I am.
You know, I'm in the market for a Pokémon, and maybe I might
just buy your Knock Towel, but you've really got to sell it.
So let me just remind everybody what the rubric is for a picture
of Pokémon. I think it's been a little while
since we've done one. So first of all, you must
include information we learned in class, and second of all, you
must demonstrate an understanding of the Pokémon's
unique attributes and abilities. 3 Selling points must be unique
to the Pokémon we've discussed in this lesson.
So Noctel obviously. And these selling points must be
for the Pokémon self and not for a product it provides or
produces. So don't sell me Noctowel
feathers, all right? I know we talked about that.
But that's that that that will give you a 0 and #4.
The student who provides the most compelling selling points
will get a bonus points. OK.
So if we're all ready, you can start writing your pitches.
OK, who is ready to give me a presentation?
Oh. Me.
Me.
Me, me. Me.
So you're both ready.
Only one person can go first. I think I'll go with Kerr Orbin.
Oh, hey, hey. So, Corbin, if you could.
Please. Pitch me an octow.
It's good to get first for once. All right, guys, I'm going to
pitch you directly an octow. I try to think of it more
because I think of like the cool abilities the different Pokémon
have, and I really try to make it more like applicable to the
everyday man like you professor. Like, how could you benefit
personally from this Noctowel? I would like that.
Professor is more than the everyday man.
Excuse me, He's a. Man, everyday.
Anyways. So here are two uses for
Noctowel and the reason why you should have one today,
Professor. So #1.
If you have a knock towel sitting next to you in your
bedroom at night, it's really good for when you're, you know,
trying to sleep or wind down for the evening.
Because if you drop something in the middle of the night and you
can't find it, it's dark. The light switches across the
room, You don't have a lamp next to you, you can easily just ask
knock towel to find it. If you're in your dark house and
you know you need keys, phone or whatever, you drop or lose in
the darkness of your house, it can find it.
Imagine if you have a power outage or there's a hurricane or
a Blizzard and oh, you have no power in your home.
You have knock towel that can find stuff for you at night when
it gets dark in case you can't find it yourself.
And if you don't have a flashlight or something.
So knock towel can help you find stuff in the dark, which is
great specifically if you drop something at night.
Now the other cool reason to have a knock towel in your room
at night when you're sleeping is now I can help you find stuff
that you drop or might lose. You know it's feathers can cool
you down. I don't know about you guys, but
I get really hot when I sleep so the feathers can cool you down
while it's flying above you. And the good news is, if you're
one of those people that doesn't like a lot of noise when you
sleep, you don't listen, you don't sleep.
To a fan that's fine because it's feathers don't make any
noise, so when it's flying above.
You I can only sleep to the chittering.
Of my thing, you'll get your turn.
Shut up. So when?
Yes, stop interrupting. Yes, shut up.
It's Curtis. Two points docked from you so a
knock towel can fly above the bed and cool you down while not
making any noise. Which is great.
Isn't that great? Or it can be perched.
It doesn't have to keep flying, it can be perched and it can
just flap its wings a lot. But yeah, those are the 2 uses
of an I towel and I'm sure why you would want one.
OK, yeah, very good. You definitely include
information that we learned for class.
Now you are. I feel like the last couple
times you've done picture Pokémon, you really have been
leaning towards Sleep Aid as the.
I love the sleep professor. I do.
Are you having trouble sleeping? Is that what's going on?
It's. One of these I've talked to
Perry. The side talk about there's
sometimes trouble sleeping. Yeah, I still see the Mr. Mime
in my house waking up next to me that I wake up and it's just a
nightmare. So, yeah, sometimes, you know,
I'll see visions. Is that Mister Mime?
Are you sure it's a nightmare? I hope so.
Maybe it's actually there. Maybe it's your father.
He's not my dad. Mr. Mime is not my dad.
But yeah, it's horrifying all. Right, But yeah, I think you did
under understand the abilities of Noctowel as well.
So, very good, Corbin. Thank you.
Mr. Curtis, let's hear your pitch.
Jeez, I could talk now. Jeez.
All right, give me just a second.
I gotta cleanse my. Palate with Maple syrup?
Wow you. Put ice in your Maple syrup.
I heard the ice flattering around in there.
I did. Too nice and chilly makes.
It. OK.
All right. All right.
All right, everybody, please listen up.
I'm ready to tell you about the next innovation and Pokémon
Daycare nursery menship. Thank you very much.
I was just. Sorry, Corbin.
Hey, Corbin, it's. My turn.
It's my turn, Corbin. No talking, obviously.
Knock towels are nocturnal, so they would be awake at night
when most people are asleep. Perfect.
They can see in the dark, to watch over the sleeping Pokémon
in the passengers outside the nursery, and to watch for
predators even when it's like really murky dark.
If you know what I'm saying. Its ability to always catch his
prey would mean it'd be good at catching into wandering little
ones if they try to get up and and wander away at night.
You know, sometimes maybe they're trying to get up to get
a drink of water and they go the wrong direction or they get lost
and the Knocked Owl comes in and picks it up and takes it right
back to their parents, which is great.
And you know what? The silent feathers that the
Noctowl has means that it can be quiet as it goes to the rescue
and it doesn't have to wake up all those tired parent Pokémon
and hard working nursery workers.
Finally, its ability to to flip its head over and get a quick
boost to its cognitive abilities or IE smartness factor makes it
so that it can respond quickly and decisively at any time and
always knows exactly what to do independently.
Or if it does need to in fact wake it, wake up a trainer or a
or a nursery worker. Thank you very much.
OK. OK, so nursery guard?
Night time nursery babysitter. Night time nursery babysitters
is the OK? Official title.
Thank you. Yeah, I mean, I guess it really
could. Could be a night time, you know,
guard for anything, honestly. But usually you want your guards
to be like big and visible and and mean to deter predators.
But you don't need that for the Knocked Arrow, because the
Knocked Arrow needs to be quiet so that it doesn't wake up all
the other Pokémon in the trainers there, or.
Maybe. Just like a surveillance kind of
thing. Maybe.
But that's not what you gave me. You you gave me a nursery guard.
Because a nursery babysitter. Babysitter specifically.
Babysitter specifically, it's going to go catch those babies,
bring them back to them to the parent Pokémon.
All right, so you definitely did a good job, including info that
we learned in class. I don't know if we really
learned anything that would state that Noctowel would be
inclined to help baby Pokémon, but I mean, it can be trained to
do anything. I'm sure like most Pokémon can,
so I'm not gonna adopt you. Pretty smart on.
That and it is. I mean, that's something that we
learned is that it is very smart now, so you both of you got full
marks for your pitches, but now I need to decide who's gonna get
the bonus points with the most. Comparing right here browser.
Now I feel as though Corbin's was more.
Applicable to the everyday man. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty much
exactly what I was going to say. More and more applicable now,
but Mr. Curtis's was a lot more interesting and unique.
I would say yeah. Yes, but which?
Which of that is compelling in the words that I have written
myself? The students will decide.
I mean, I guess we could let the students decide.
Let's mix it up a little bit. Why don't we put it on Twitter
or sorry, xerneas.com? And why don't we let the
students decide who had the best pitch of Pokémon?
Listen, I'm always going to call it the flying Pokémon theme.
Social network sites. I like that.
Better, Yeah. I don't know what moron decided
to change. It but it really rolls off the
time anyways. What?
Idiot does that swear word again.
Decided to change it. Bleep that out, Porsche.
Bleep that out. Thank you, Porsche.
Yeah, so let us know on Twitter. I guess we could probably put
something on Discord as well. Sure.
But I'll let I'll let Porsche decide where to put those
things. All right, very good job today,
guys. That does a lesson on Noctowel.
Does anybody know who we're going?
To be. Thank you, Professor.
Yeah, good job. Keep it up.
Did you hear? Yeah, I know.
He never really says that to me, so I appreciate it.
Does anybody know who we're going to be learning about next
week? Oh.
Mr. Curtis It's a bug type Pokémon.
It's time Mr. Curtis. It's is it time?
OK, it's OK. No, it's not.
It's not the bug type Pokémon, but it is a bug type Pokémon.
It's one of them, Mr. Curtis. Yeah, it's OK.
I got it. It's Dodler.
We're talking about Dotler. Oh my God, he didn't.
He didn't everybody. He didn't say decision.
Yeah, Yeah, Mark. It down you said decision why is
not a bug type. You told me it wasn't a bug
type. Yeah.
You never listened to me, though, so why would I think
that you would? I'd listen to you all the time,
Professor. OK, it's not Dotler.
Is it? Is it?
Is it clever bug? You guys know?
So larvesto, larvesto, it's got to be larvesto.
These are all bug type Pokémon. But you know what?
And this is kind of I feel like a bug type Pokémon that does get
forgotten a little bit kind of thrown to the side I.
Didn't care. Oh, it's that one for sure.
Carablast does all we. Should that's true, That is also
true, no. But we're.
Learning SISA, Escavalier and then they never think about the
Carablast though. Well, let me I think this will
do you one better. We are learning about Laba.
Lady was a cute one. I love Ladyba.
Lady was cute. Now you are one of you, Corbin.
Thank you. I think ladybugs cute too.
One in a million you guys have so much in common.
Use this. Use this as a bonding
experience. Corbin, do you wanna compare
pictures of ladybugs after? Class.
I don't have any pictures, but I'd love to go take some okay.
Great. Hold hands while you do it too.
What? And skip what you say, you guys,
I don't know. You guys are bonding so well.
I've never seen, I've never seen this before between you two
anyways. All right, that's gonna be next
week. Until then, if you have any
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Mr. Curtis Shut. Up.
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You always do such a great job. Oh, thank you, God, you
showering me with compliments today.
Oh my goodness. I don't even need to take a bath
tonight because I've been showered with compliments by
you. Thank you.
Please take a. Bath.
No, I think you need to. Take a bath tonight.
Oh, OK. All right.
Yeah, I do. I do stink a little bit.
Patreon, guys. It's cool.
It's hop. It's hemping.
It's pimping all. Right.
Well, you know, you tried Corbin.
All right. Curtis, would you like to
describe the Patreon? It's it's hipping and hopping
over there. I mean just can't be stopping in
on that, that's. Right.
And all the cool stuff be dropping on there.
That's right. Like, like my doodles.
Doodles. Oh my goodness.
Q&A. 'S My Doodles for today.
You can't You can't even stop Skadoodles.
That's. Right.
You can't Unsee it, even in your worst nightmares.
That's there. We got his terrible doodles, we
got Q&A's, we got outtakes. We got other stuff coming,
including a Nuz Lock challenge. You can get a Pokémon named
after you like Tyler the Rex today.
Dude, there's so much stuff and it keeps growing every day.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
So thank you to everybody who has already supported us on
Patreon. We really, really do appreciate
it. And it's because of you.
We can do even cooler things. Yes, you're the reason we're
alive. But I want to go that far.
But anyways, that's going to do it for today's lesson.
So until next time class is dismissed.