Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture and field trip. Wow.
Yeah, guys, why are you so surprised?
Why are you? Why are you so surprised?
We're outside the classroom. Morning.
Oh, it's a little crispy. I like.
It here professor, look at this flower.
Oh my. Gosh.
Hey, Mr. Curtis, you have to wrangle in Corbin.
That's your job all. Right, Corbin?
Hey. Hey.
Chill real quick. I'm gonna put one of those
backpacks with the leash on you, Corbin.
Hey, hey, hey. No, we've already done that.
Didn't work. Like always, or like almost
always, this is a lesson on Pokémon biology.
Very quickly, I have two wonderful folks with me.
As as always, I have Mr. Curtis, my teaching assistant.
Hi, yes, I'm ready for our excursion today.
You've see, I've got my suit on, fully fireproofed and kitted out
ready to go, Professor. Cool.
I I was assured that I would not need one of those, so I didn't
bring 1. Ohhh yeah.
Do we? I I would love one.
I would. Love 1.
No, we don't need it. Also in that other voice you
hear is our young trainer in training, Corbin.
Say hello to everybody, Corbin. Hello everybody, it's a nice,
beautiful spring morning. Has anybody knocked on the
Rigby's door yet? I I'm pretty sure Mr. Curtis did
it. Oh, I did, I did a second ago.
But they're they're a little slow in the morning.
It's it's it's OK. Yeah, maybe knock again to put
some pep in their stuff. Oh, OK.
All right. Wow.
Hey, great, Knox, I gotta say. Yeah, very.
You're very good at that. Hello Will.
Oh, hello. Hello, Mr. Rigby.
Hey, Mr. Rigby. Doctor Curtis, thank you so
much. Doctor Curtis.
You don't have to call me, Doctor.
For Mr. Professor. Yeah, he told me he was a doctor
or something. Is that not right?
I mean no, I mean I, I do, but I mean no.
Mr. Curtis is fine. Mr. Curtis is fine all.
Right. You're young.
Corbin, stop being rude. Say thank you to Mr. Rigby.
Thank you, Mr. Rigby. I would never be brutal.
Oh, he's he's fine. He's fine.
He's all right. I know.
He's just happy to be here. Yeah.
Mr. Rigsby can be kind of intimidating.
What? Honey.
What? No, they're inside already.
No, I didn't offer them. Do you want tea or something?
No. No, I'm good.
I'll have some later, thank you. Mr. Curtis, No.
So this one you. Can bring it you can bring it
down to us later while we're. This Corbin.
Corbin, do you want anything? Wait, didn't ask for Corbin.
Corbin, do you want anything? No, I said I'm good.
I brought my milk today so I'm good.
You brought milk. I did.
I don't know if that's gonna be. Good, guys.
It's early, it's early. I need to get stronger anymore.
Calcium. I need some.
Chitchat.
Come on. All right, here we go.
Here. Here is the elevator that is up
in our house. So open this up.
OK, Sandal. Yeah, Corbin, you look
surprised. Look this button here.
OK, this one. And that'll take you all the way
down to where you want to go all.
Right. Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you, Bobby. Hi, Mr. Rigby probably won't
talk to you again. It was great seeing you.
I'll be I'll be back after class to do do my regular.
He's not listening, OK, He's gone.
Why are you so quiet, Cory? I don't.
I'm just kind of stunned to be here.
I know Mr. Rigsby can be very intimidating.
Yeah, well, OK, so let me explain.
So we're in an elevator right now.
We're we're going down. Let me explain a little bit.
So the Pokémon that we're learning about today is Mad
Cargo. Well, that makes sense cuz we're
going into the ground now, okay. Does that make sense?
Does that make sense to you, Corbin?
I mean, I honestly, I'm trying to I can't follow professor make
it makes sense to me. I just thought I'd try to join.
So as we know, as Mr. Kerr stated before or maybe you
stated, somebody stated that the Rigby's are Pokémon daycare
professionals. They strive to take care of any
and every Pokémon, and when people need to put their Slugmas
or their Mac cargoes or other dangerous fire types in daycare,
they have a very special facility for them, which is
built deep below their daycare center.
That's awesome. Yeah.
So that's where we're that's where we're heading down now.
I believe that this is where Sabrina, Sabrina the Slugma from
the DCLCBOTSCLC went for her vacation, right?
From last week. Yep.
Yes, yeah. So we're hoping to see her and
maybe see a Med car go down here while we're doing that.
But this is going to take a little bit of time because we're
going pretty, pretty deep. So as the elevator is going,
would you guys mind if I read a Gangar meal?
Sure, that's fine. I mean, like, how many thousands
of feet do we have to go down? Get some time.
I don't know, I don't know the numbers.
I don't know the numbers. Well, I mean, what hopefully
listen, I got I got a quick one here today, so hopefully we'll
be at the bottom by the time I finish it.
But who knows? Who knows how time works, am I
right? I mean, we could also maybe vamp
a little bit while we're in here.
We could, we could, we could banter.
Or or Porsche, I just could just cut ahead.
I don't know. Cut time at Ford.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so this Dengar mail
comes to us from Theodore. It's very quick.
It's very short. It says good luck with the bug
evolution, Mr. Curtis. My vote for the name would be
Stytheon. And then there's a lot of bug
bug emojis. I think there's a lady behind
here and a Caterpie and a Durant, a comb bee.
And then, of course, a spinner rack.
The Gangar meal goes on to say. And for the record, Professor
Jacob has to get Rocket back from space.
I don't think he's OK. And then there's a sad face and
a star emoji. Can we get an update on Rocket
while we're descending here beneath the Earth?
Let's talk about what's above it.
How is our boy Rocket? Is he flying around in space?
What's going on? Mr. Curtis did tell me that he
got a message from Rocket. Right.
Yeah, again, the amphros for those who.
Remember, yeah, Rocket is our amphros that had the dreams of
going space. So we launched him into space to
make his dreams come true. A very a good deed, I think,
selfless deed that I did that a lot of the students seem to be
upset about and I don't know why.
There's a lot of comments. People are mad at you.
You're kind of a bad professor or professor.
No, I'm just misunderstood, I think.
Anyways, what? What, what did?
What did Rocket tell you, Mr. Curtis?
That he that all of his observations he has seen in
orbit have been successful and he's requesting some additional
poffins because of how good of a boy he is.
He's a very good boy. Send him everything guys the.
Best we need to launch a launch another shipment of poffins up
to keep him fully satiated as he does his good work in the
stratosphere. But how do we do that by you
guys subscribing on Patreon? No, no, listen, when we get back
to the GCLCBOTSCLC, I'll get some Machamps to some Machamps
to launch some Poppins right up there into space, No.
No, they can't afford it so they need to go to Patreon.
There's something in your eye. Why are you winking it?
Yeah, yeah, you took all the winking.
I'm sorry, I'm getting dust of my eye from going like 5000 feet
beneath earth. What is going on?
Man, yeah, still going. You know, it's getting a little
warmer as we go down. The air gets a little.
It is smoky. And I'm glad I wore AT shirts
and shorts today instead of what Mr. Curtis is wearing which is a
full body flame proof. Yeah, that's cool that you only
brought, you know, the one for you and not us you.
Know this is this is a suit I wear when I when I ride my
Rapidash. Wobbly wigs, legs.
Willie, the third junior, so great, can say it.
Yeah, I'm not even sure that's the actual name.
Yeah, me neither. I think it changes every time.
It's like his assisted club. Now he he did give me one of
those flame proof suits, but I was like, I'm not going to wear
this and I threw it away. I do have I do have an old pair
of goggles you can put on here Corbin, they may help your eyes
with. This.
Oh, thanks a lot. Yeah.
Ow, OK. OK, OK.
Let me just say it. First of all, thank you Theodore
for your Ganga mail, if you guys are.
Yes, thank you. Thank.
You thank you, Theodore, for the wonderful Gengar mail.
If any other students out there would like to send us a Gangar
mail, you can send it to wwopokemon@gmail.com.
Mr. Curtis, does Theodore get a Gold Star, do you think?
Sounds like you don't want to give him one.
What a jerk. He's been very stingy with his
Gold Star. I know, I know.
I mean, did I really? Did I really feel about the
greatness of the bug type Pokémon?
The spinner rack on this one. Man my stop calling these gold
stars and call start calling them bug stars.
Or sky baby stars, how about that ohk.
OK, no, I thought we. I thought we left that.
I thought we. Grew.
In the slug. Was that I gave him the old SB
treatment. Yeah, you're gonna be Porsche.
Play the music again. Wait, what?
Play it. Baby the Sky baby Baby Mr.
Curtis is the big fat sky baby boy.
That's such, that's such good music.
I love that. That's such a good Don't we have
enough jingles? That we always need more
jingles. In fact, Porsche's getting
better with each new Jingle she makes.
She she is guys. I I I will give them a Gold Star
this time. Excellent for that.
Great. All right, Theodore, There you
go. Gold Star and.
Oh hey, we're gay to the bottom. Look.
Yeah. Did you hear that?
I think, I think, yeah, it made it made a little little, I don't
know. Well, I think it was more of a a
ping. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, actually it made both of it, made both of those noises
over top of each other. Something like that, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So here we are.
All right. So everybody be careful.
Step out. This is a hot well, this is a
nice little viewing area they have set up not just for us, but
you know, for them whenever they need to take a look.
Oh, so what's even hotter outside the viewing area 0?
It's so hot outside. Yeah, and the trainers, the
trainers that leave their, you know, fire type Pokémon that
would be, you know, successful down in this area, like to come
down and check on them too. So you know, it's important.
That makes sense. That makes sense.
Look. At.
That you'll see off in the distance.
You see off the distance they, you know, they have like a
Magmar, a couple Roly, Coleys, Camel Rupt.
There's a Torquel I think over there.
Oh, is that hold on that Onyx? No, that's a steel X That looks
familiar. Is that?
Oh hey, look, it's Professor Pebble.
Oh, it is Professor Pebble. Hey, yeah.
What does he teach again? Geometry.
Geology. Geology.
Geometry is math, right? Yeah, the math of rocks.
Professor. Pebbles during the What was it
the Steelix lesson that we. Have.
That's what he is. I mean, yeah.
He he evolved into a Steelix and doesn't underneath the school.
That was last time we saw crazy. Crazy that that happened on the
Steelix lesson. Who?
Who could guess? Yeah, who?
Would have thought. Yeah, it's.
Amazing that you forgot, actually.
Yeah, it's weird. But he's he, he's, he's, yeah,
he's come down to visit here. You know Castelix is they build
they build a lot of tunnels and stuff.
So listen we. All know why Professor Bevel is
here? We all have to explain.
And Corbin, could you stop rubbing your face on the glass?
Alright, I know you're so interested, really fogging up
the glass. You could move back a little
bit. Sorry.
And for the record, I, you know, I, I did want to bring wobbly
weight legs. Willie, the third junior down
here, but he much prefers grass. And as you can see, there's,
there's no grass down here. It's all.
There's a lot. It's rock and lava rocks.
And coal. And lava.
Hey, what is what is that big? What's that sluggy one with the
rock on its back? Is that a wait?
Is that's what? Is that what slug evolves into?
Is that a mag? What was it Mag Tringo?
Something like that. And I, I think it is, and I
might be mistaken, but I think that Matt Carco is waving at us.
It's like waving his head. Look.
At the there's a badge on the on the shell there on the back you
could see that. From here, what does the?
Badge, say Mr. Curtis. It's a.
Name tag It's from the from the. Is it a name?
Tag or a badge? Which is it?
There's a difference. Mr. Curtis, it's like an.
Employee badge with the with the name on it.
I mean it's like not a name tag. Very clear.
Well, it's a it's an employee badge that also has their name
on it. Whoa.
Wait, so you're telling me that this mad cargo also works at the
GCLCBOTSCLC? No.
I think. I think that may be Sabrina, I
think. Sabrina.
Or maybe this mad cargo killed Sabrina and stole her name tag.
It is wearing her skin well. No, it's a mad cargo.
It's not her skin. It looks different wearing it's.
Lava skin, I mean they have organs so it just kind.
Of absorbed the lava from Sabrina into it's mad wait.
Now I think, I think this mad cargo is shaking its head no,
saying no, wait, it's not. Sabrina, are you Sabrina?
OK, now they're shaking their head.
Yes, yes. OK, wait, but that's.
What Sabrina Murderer would want us to think that's true?
That's. True.
Ask him a question. That only Sabrina would know.
Ask him a question only Sabrina would know.
OK, at what exact temperature do you need to keep the GCLCBOTSCLC
to make sure all of the faculty and students are happy?
What does that mean? I think.
That's yeah, that's right. That's exactly right.
Whatever temperature she said, I think is right.
That's correct. So you.
Don't know, huh? You so you know enough.
You don't know enough mad cargo to know that, she said.
A temperature, but not what temperature, No.
I. I heard what temperature it was.
Oh, what temp? Was it?
We don't need to talk about it. But regardless, this met cargo
here I think is confirmed is Sabrina Corbett.
It's it. Is it is 69 by the by the way
69°F it's. So cold.
That is the perfect temperature, but.
It's it you got to cut the difference you got.
You don't all have fire types in the building, that's true.
I guess, I guess you know what, I take it back, 69 is a very
nice temperature to keep. Is that what?
Is that is that what Sabrina said?
Hold on. Wait, sorry, she's telling me
again. She actually says it's 69.812.
Yeah. OK, that makes sense.
The perfect. Temperature.
So thank you thank you, Sabrina. Thanks Sabrina.
Could you please describe our newly evolved Sabrina and what
she looks like so. The mad cargo here.
This our Sabrina who has evolved.
Looks very similar to Slugma. Very similar build obviously.
It's honestly close to the same size as well.
The only major difference is that those little fire bits
right where the eyes are are gone.
So the eyes kind of sit on top, sit on top of it a little bit.
Okay, I'll tell you this. Its face looks like if you
covered a froaky and lava. It has that sort of face it.
Does know what? Yes, I agree it does.
And other than that, it has a, a Gray shell on its back that I'm
95% sure it's just a tire. It kind of looks like a tire
from here. But you know my reports, I'm
getting word, hello, I'm getting word.
It is actually actually a shell. And there's a little flame on
the back of that shell. It's just kind of perpetually
there. And then that's really it.
Slug MO with a tire on it. I agree it kind of.
Looks like Sabrina ate some extra lava and then left her
back. Hey, diminish her body size.
No, it's fine. She got a little bit and that's
good, but she doesn't. Sound like it's good.
Yeah, like her body. Shaming her but.
She left her, she left her back really steel still, so it it's
solidified in to rock and that's why it looks like she's got a
shell on her. So this, this shell, we were
talking a lot about the shell that is one of the main
discerning features that kind of separates a Med cargo from a
slugma. How like do we think this is
like a really hard shell? Like how, how hard does this
shell look? What kind?
What kind of damage do you think this shell can sustain?
I don't know like like what type of damage mean like a punch.
Well, I would. Say, I mean, it is a rock,
right? So like it's hard, but it I do
it does look like there's little, little like cracks in it
a little bit here and there. So I mean, I assume that's just
because, you know, Sabrina's moving around and, you know,
kind of continuously melting and unmelting the shell a little
bit. So like so we think.
In we think in Steelix Hard no. No.
Oyster hard, I don't think. It's, I mean, is it a steel
type? Do we know it's a?
Rock type fire and rock I'm. Thinking hard boiled, Hard
boiled egg, you're thinking. A hard boiled egg?
Do you think it's? A soft I think it's.
I think it's. I think it's, I think it's
pretty crunchy, pretty crunchy, crunchy and munchy, but I feel
like it's got some flex in it. Corey what?
Do you think I think. It's the consistency of a
basketball. Whoa, yeah.
You. Flip that mad cargo and I'm
breaking ankles, baby mad. Cargo.
More like mad carg. Whoa, I.
Like his answer more? I like his answer more, Mr.
Curtis. Wow, okay.
More like mad cargo. No, you didn't.
No mad cargo alley OOP, right? No.
No, no, that wasn't good. That was bad, bad, bad.
Even. Even Sabrina's disappointed.
Yeah, OK. I think we've very good
description, Corbin. Thank you so much for that.
We've kind of be around the Bush enough.
Let's let's read some Poker century.
Let's see if we can get some answers about what makes mad
cargo tick. OK.
All right. Starting off in the JoJo region,
first entry says the shell on its back is just skin that is
cooled and hardened. It breaks easily with a slight
touch. Oh.
So it's like it's super malleable.
Yeah, it's. Not not a very strong shell.
It's pretty weak shell. Oh.
Man, I. Know not so even less than the
consistency of a basketball, but.
Like, what kind of defense do you need when your body's made
out of like, lava, right? Like anything that touches it is
just going to get vaporized at that.
Point. It's just aesthetic, right?
It's just like a shell, like oh this is cute.
Yeah. I mean, I don't think, I think
it's just, it's just a thing that happens.
I don't think it's, I don't think it's a evolution of some
kind. It just just happens.
It's a visual. Warning that says hey, maybe you
don't want to touch me. Hey, I'm lit.
You get one touch before you know I melt your entire body,
you get one. Touch.
I hope it's worth it. One touch my cargo.
That's what they call. Them the next entry says it's
brittle shell occasionally spouts intense flames that
circulate throughout its body. So I guess if I'm reading this
right, it so slugma's circulatory system was magma or
lava, right? Yes.
Correct that cargoes is flames.
Am I reading that right? I think that's right, Flames.
OK circulate flames that circulate throughout its body so
it's. Got it's got like it's lava is
its skin and flames is its vein flame in its veins, flame, flame
and veins. Well, the flame.
Circulate throughout its body, but it doesn't seem like it's,
you know, it's not. Carries.
Its nutrients around. Yeah, it's, it's just going
around with the lava. It's.
Just like bubbling around, you know?
When you get like, air bubbling inside your body, you know?
That's not supposed to happen. No bubble gut, you know.
Like, you know, so it kind of gurgles around in between your
organs and under your skin and stuff.
I mean, Nope, I wouldn't consider that blood.
It's just, you know, it's just in there moving around.
Again, Are you sure that that's Air Mr. Curtis, and not, I don't
know, 100 spinner axe? You know, the question becomes
how did the air get in there? And maybe it's maybe it's the
spinner axe. You know who knows the spinner
axe? Brought in themselves, I know.
What spinner axe feel like? Don't worry.
And it ain't like that. OK, moving on.
The next entry says it's body is as hot as lava and it's always
billowing. Flames will occasionally burst
from its shell. Oh God, yeah, that's very cool.
OK. The next one says this is from
the Hoen region. There's three again from the
Hoen region. They really like this Pokémon
they love. It cool.
My cargo shell is actually well, actually, it's not cool, Corbin.
It's the exact opposite of cool. It's.
An interesting Pokémon It's OK, thank you my.
Cargo Shell is actually it's skin that harden as a result of
cooling. Its shell is very brittle and
fragile. Just touching it causes it to
crumble apart. This Pokémon returns to its
original size by dipping itself in magma.
Sometimes, like the slug MO was, you know, grows back to full
size when it. It like regions, right?
Yeah, that's when it when. It gets in the lava.
When it goes back into the lava, do you think it like initially
doesn't have the shell like the IT takes a little while it'll
melt all the harden. Yeah, it just.
Looks like a big slug, MO. Let's see a big.
Old slug MO Yeah, it was like a. Big old slug MO and.
And inversely, do you think if a mad cargo like got cold enough
and flaked off enough of its body that it would go down to
being slugma sized again, could it de evolve to being a slugma?
Yeah, like when you take a shelter off of a slip hook's
butt. Well, I think we're gonna find
that right, Corbin. Excellent, Excellent memory.
I'm very proud that you remembered that fact.
Gold Star, Gold Star, everybody. I don't.
Give out gold stars. I can't give out gold stars
bonus. Point.
Bonus point that's. Right, you're in.
Class isn't graded, I think anyways, not that to go back to
the point that we were talking about, I don't think it's size
that really differentiates a Slugma from a Mac Cargo.
I think there's a different factor that will determine
something as a Mac Cargo or a Slugma.
And we're about to get to that because this next entry says Mac
Cargo's body temperature is approximately 18,000°F.
Toasted. What?
Yeah, very hot. That's what I think is the
separating factor. I think Mad Cargo's body burns
hotter. Yeah.
The viewing the viewing area, as they call it.
That's why they built it. Is that what you're talking
about, The separating thing? Yes, Yeah, Well separated
anything that separate, well that separates us from the mad
cargo, right. I'm talking about what separates
the mad cargo from the slugma, OK?
Gotcha, I was going to say well thank God for this viewing area
because otherwise we would be dead.
Yeah, yeah. It really makes you quite like
God. I don't know what we're going to
do. Like, I'm so happy.
How do you? Train.
This I'm. So happy that Sabrina evolved
and that's great for her, but I think we're going to have to
fire her. Honestly, no, I don't know if we
say. It too loud, I'll say it too
loud. I don't know if you enjoy your
vacation. Yeah, yeah, she did look up when
I said her name. I.
Don't worry, we're good. We're just talking about pie.
We like you. Got to keep it together,
professor. You got to keep it together.
You're falling apart. You're going to.
Freak her out. You are much like a slug, MO
that's cooled down. You're falling apart, man.
I assume you're you're applauding for that.
I am. Applying Yes I.
Listen, we'll, we'll find a way to modify the school to, to
incorporate Sabrina's new toastier atmosphere, OK?
We could, you know, make a, you know, offset, you know, our
energy footprint by building like a like a steam generator
and stuff like that that feeds off of her.
You know, we'll we'll use that's.
The way to make money there you. Go Yeah.
We'll we'll use Sabrina's new and and improved skills to to
better the the GC OBCOBCGLCB and maybe.
We'll give her a 5% raise. Ohhh yeah, yeah, with all the
extra revenue, maybe, maybe. I don't know.
God, she's. Looking at us again.
She's looking at us again. A great idea.
She's so fired, isn't she? She's gone, right?
Yeah, much like her entire body, she is fired.
Oh my God, that's so awful. I'm going to take everything.
I mean not to tell her. Don't say.
That don't say. That you can't.
Don't say. All right here, I'm going to
extract you by reading more Pokedex entries.
OK, as I was saying, Matt Cargo's body temperature is
approximately 18,000°F. Water is vaporized on contact.
If this Pokémon is caught in the rain, the raindrops instantly
turn into steam, cloaking the area in a thick fog.
Raindrops keep falling on a Ted. No, they don't.
And then they evaporating. The steam covering the area I.
Love the song. Thanks I.
Love the steam be billowing around Sabrina.
Hey, yeah, that's pretty. Good Hey, that was I think we
did it guys that's gonna be be on the lookout for the welcome
to the world of Pokémon CD with all your favorite hits on it
Our. Debut album?
Guys we have so many good T-shirt names.
What's our album name? Well, we.
Know what our band name is, right?
I think I think we had a we talked about it in our Lantern
lesson. Oh.
Yeah, I can't. Remember what it is, but I'm
pretty sure we talked about it in the Lantern lesson.
Somebody somebody tell us in Spotify comments or something?
Yeah, we'll, we'll wait here for a second and tell us.
Yeah. Wait, that's not how this works.
Oh, that's. How it works?
No, it doesn't work. Our our OK, but our album title
album. Title.
Let's think about it some more. Pokey sins, not tragedies.
I like that I. Write pokey sins and not
tracking. How about?
Flabbe Rd. Flabbe Rd.
Huh? What about espresso?
Not bad. Yeah, that one just came to me.
OK. Anyways, focusing the final
Archaeus. Is Fifth Symphony.
I like. Archaeus is good.
Archaeus is fire. Saint Archaeus's fire.
How about? Corbin's Rap mix tape #1.
Really, number one, is it #1 Corbin?
No. It would be 9.
Yeah, I. Thought so.
The final entry here from the Hoe and Regent says the shell on
its back is made of hardened magma. 10s of thousands of years
spent living in volcanic craters have turned my cargo's bodies
into magma. Now think about this.
That means that there is at least some point in history a
Mac Cargo that wasn't 10s of. Thousands of years old that.
Well, that wasn't fully magma like back It's it's the
ancestors of of Mac cargo today actually had like bodies like,
you know, made of skin and flesh and not magma.
So that. Would really have had the same,
yes. I believe so.
I mean, if this Pokedex entry is to believe to be believed.
OK, gotcha. You think it?
Was like free or I think it was like had like slimy skin or
something. Roy, Harry, Thick and.
Harry Thick and. Harry.
Yeah, I'm thinking like like a gudra, like sliding.
This might be maybe, hey, maybe there's a descendant of Gudra.
Maybe. Maybe Gudras?
And Slugmas and Mac Cargas. They're from the same family
line. Maybe.
Maybe common? Ancestor Slug Goose.
Wait, no, that's already I think.
I'm sorry, a Pokémon, I guess. What?
Gudra. No, that's.
Our band name from Slug Goose Slug.
Goose, Yeah. Yeah.
Gumas gumas gumas gumas. I'm trying to mix slugma and
Gumi together. Is that?
Anything is. That anything?
You're shaking your head no. Sabrina's shaking her head no.
Nobody likes it. OK?
Nope. No one likes it.
All right, moving on to the center region, it's very similar
entry. It says its body temperature is
roughly 18,000°F. Flames spout from the gaps and
it's hardened shell. Yeah, pretty, pretty similar.
We kind of know all that. Similar nothing.
New in the Hinova region and also nothing new in the Kalos
region. Never is Alola again.
Not interested. Alola's been asleep at the wheel
for a couple of lessons now. What are y'all?
Doing we'll see Alola that kind of surprises me cuz alola's got
a volcano it's got a lot of like you know powerful lava and fire
it's. Hot in general, too, yeah.
I guess yeah, I don't. Know, you'd think there'd be
some of the cargos running around, I guess.
Alola only wants to put some fancy spin on the ball when it
when they're when they get to brag about their Pokémon, Yeah.
I guess their slug Muslim maccargos aren't the best ever
and aren't the hardest like crazy.
They're never hardened. They're maccargos aren't like
way. You know 20,000° or whatever
running, you know ours. Poop rainbows.
Yeah, ours will do your tax. Yeah.
Anyway, anyways, we love our Lowland listeners.
Thank you so much for your support.
Yeah, you. Guys are great.
Never, never stop. Never stop.
Never. Stop stopping.
Never. Stop not stopping.
OK, so nothing new from Galar either or Hissui, but they're
that's our album. Title.
By the way, what? Nothing from Galar, no.
No, never stop. Not stopping, No.
I don't feel like that's already been taken.
All right, moving on to the Paldea region.
The first entry here says this Pokémon lives near the craters
of volcanoes. It stores fire energy, fire
energy, and that's interesting. And it's shell of cooled and
hardened magma. So it makes me think like
underneath the shell isn't more isn't just a like a bunch of
magma. I feel like it's just fire,
right. Was this something that was
obvious to everybody else? And I always realized that now.
Yeah, you. Didn't catch this professor.
Jeez. So now I'm thinking that like
the the shell is kind of like a large bubble that formed on the
back of the slugma that hardened before it could pop.
Oh, OK, I like. That I like that.
That's good. I like that.
And then and it's filled with just violent flames which
circulate ready to. Go yeah, ready to be popped but
just isn't it's like a it's like a it's like a boil or a pimple
on somebody's face that got hardened after just one and it
wants to pop so bad. Yeah, you just, you just.
Want to pop it? You just want to pop it.
There's. Molten pus inside there just
waiting to get out. Gross.
That's. Pretty gross.
Molten pus. Wait, is that our band name?
Oh. I like that hold.
On, I think we're on this hold on there.
Molten pus. I like this pimples.
I can't. I'm not looking forward to my
teen years. Sure as yeah, you'll probably
get there. Why'd you say it like?
That well, because you're. I don't know.
You've been 10 for a really long time.
I just, I just don't know if you're going to get any older if
somebody. Cast a spell.
Why am I still 10? Who?
Are you yelling at Nobody's here?
I don't know the. The universe, nobody can hear
you. Scream down here, Corbin, why
are you? Saying it like that, hold.
On You're disturbing Sabrina's vacation.
OK. So you need to chill out,
Sabrina. I'm sorry.
Go back. Go back to what you were doing.
That's good. Yeah.
OK. I think she was listening to us
talk about her. Yeah, yeah.
She's OK. Sabrina, go back to your vacay.
God, look at. Her.
I'm just completely unaware of the fact that she's going to get
fired. She's not.
Going to get fired. Don't say that about Sabrina.
No, they said that. They said we're just really
tired. They said we're tired.
That was it. You guys got to simmer down all
right. I've already written the the
papers and the forms for several.
Oh man. No.
Well, we should get severance. Yeah, well, of course we're
firing her. Anyways, moving on, the last
entry from the Paldea region says according to folklore.
A sudden. I love it when the Pokedex
entries include folklore. Yeah.
As every scientific document
should, yeah. According to folklore, a sudden
increase in the wild Magcargo population heralds a volcanic
eruption. Boom boom, good way.
To know OK, boom, boom, boom, but a being but a boom yeah, so.
If you if you see a bunch of magcargo coming.
It's over. You're.
Dead. You're you're already dead.
That's right. Saying a lot of ominous things,
Professor. Am I gonna, am I gonna safely
come out of this, this, this, this lesson alive?
That's up. To you.
I can't. I can't.
I can't always hold your hand well.
I mean, I there's not like there's not like a ton of them
down here, though. I mean Sabrina seems to be the
only mad cargo I can see. But like, you know, like I said,
there's a torque hole, you know, one of the camel reps over
there, a car, a couple of rolly Coleys.
I think it's. Cam erupt.
I don't think it's camel erupt. And.
It's a camel. But you know, there, there,
there's not like a, there's a couple Slugmas, but there's not,
there's not like. Cam erupt, not camel erupt,
Yeah. There's not a, I mean, camel
erupt, camel erupt, whatever, right?
You know. All we know is that it can
erupt. My right.
Guys, I don't know, I haven't read this Pokedex entries into a
little bit, so we'll. Get to it soon we'll get to.
It all right, so that does it on the regional Pokedex entries.
I do have one unique Pokedex entry here to read.
Oh. You do, it comes.
To us from Ash's Pokedex. This time, Ash.
A appropriate name for somebody who's telling us about fire
Pokémon. Funny.
Mag Cargo The Lava Pokémon Mag Cargo lives primarily in
volcanic regions and occasionally emits the lava from
its back that circles its body. Really that's wrong?
I feel like it's the fire that that it emits, not the lava.
God ashes Pokedex sucks well. Yeah, it's dripping lava off the
front of their face, you know? So that's something, right?
Well. Yeah, but I mean, it says it.
No, it emits the lava from its back that circles its body.
Maybe. I don't know.
Listen, I'm not here to nitpick Pokedex entries, even though I
do that all the time. That's.
All you do. All right, that does it.
For all the Pokedex Pokedex entries and Meg Cargo, there's
not a lot here. Not a lot to.
Say apparently. Apparently, even though it seems
like, you know, how on earth does it is basically sentient
lava, and I don't know how that happens.
Like, how is its brain not cooked alive?
How is that possible? Yeah, come on.
Like I feel like there's so much we don't know about Matt Cargo
and that leads us into our testing portion, I think pretty
nice. Ohh pop the pop.
Pop. I don't want to.
I thought this is a field trip today.
I thought we were not having a Yeah.
Just because it's a field trip doesn't mean that there's no
assignment, Corbin. And today there is no.
But don't worry, I think you'll be happy, Corbin, because today
I want you to give me. We're having a.
Cookie Party No. I want you to give me a poem on
Meg Cargo. Oh.
That's just as good. All right.
Yeah, You got it, boss. So.
Again, as as always, these poems are kind of participation grade,
so as long as you give me something, I'll give you full
credit. But go ahead, take some time.
I'm going to go over to the the smoothie machine over here and
try to cool off a little bit. You guys, you guys write your
poems, OK all. Right.
Oh, can you give me a strawberry blue blast?
Can you give me one? I'm already.
I can't hear you. I'm already.
I said, can you give me a strawberry A?
Blue blast. I'm gone.
I can't. I don't.
You're smooth in your mouth. I don't It's.
No, it's the one next to the button you pressed.
I'm buried with my. I'm busy with a milkshake.
I can't wait. Wait, a milkshake, I thought.
I thought it was a smoothie. Well, hold on now, it does.
Both. Oh, you're going over there too?
Mr. Curtis, can you give me the strawberry, blueberry bast,
whatever it's called, OK. So green, green Raspberry, I got
you. I'll get you your green
Raspberry, no? There's not even a green
Raspberry there. Can you just give me the
strawberry blaspberry? Bast is so.
Good. So you got it, so you know what
it is and you didn't get I'm going to write this poem.
I'm so dumb. Okay, here you go Corbin, I
brought you a green Raspberry and banana smoothie.
This is for you, but. Are you guys done with your
poems yet? What's going on?
What's happening? No.
Sorry, no, I need some fuel. Hey, that's mine.
Hey. I wanted this.
The one I wanted. Fine.
Give me your gross one, Mr. Curtis.
Actually, this is pretty good. This is not bad.
God. This milkshake is so good.
Gosh. Mine.
'S OK, it's not exactly what I wanted.
Oh geez. I was, I was very worried there
for a second. I just, oh, I almost burnt my
foot off there, yeah. I saw.
What did you got? I saw the lava on your foot.
He went out into the into the Oh, he.
Did I was writing my poem? I wasn't paying attention.
Why would you do that? What'd you do?
Well. Well, the, the suit protected me
from the heat and the fire, but the, the, the reinforced spinner
axe silk that's in the suit was not enough to, to help to
protect against like just straight lava.
Just straight lava was not. It was not not.
Having it and that sucks man seems.
Like a massive oversight on your part, if you ask me, yeah.
Fire. Hey, hey, just for a news flash
for all the students at home, fireproof does not mean lava
proof. I think most people would know
that actually. And you can put that on a
T-shirt, OK, And we'll put some of.
That as a cautionary tale, yeah, OK.
I'm right here. Corbin's poem.
So, Corbin, if you could wow us, impress us with your poem, Yes.
Stand right here in front of the viewing area so you guys can get
a oh wow, it's Sabrina the. Back lighting is so good it puts
a creepy shadow over his face. Right me.
Standing in front of a viewing area with a bunch of fire
Pokémon as I read this poem. What a picturesque I Yeah.
Demonic is about to happen, yeah.
Only somebody could draw that stop.
It stop begging for drawings I. Want somebody like Tapo does
really good artwork. OK anyways that's virtual
student. Nevermind.
OK so I have my cargo poem today that I have written called The
Fire in me. Let's take a listen to
everybody. I need some light, some life
motivation, a reason to live new kind of sensation.
Then I find that spark that gets me so hype in the form of a
volcanic fire and rock type. The molten lava shaped in a
shell sleeve burning at a fearsome 18,000° unbothered
stature and flames propagate irrelevant rain falls just to
evaporate. Heated relentlessness encased in
a shell scoffs at the thought of heat from hell mag cargo.
As you grow, you invoke and inspire a new found desire to
climb higher and higher. Thank you everybody.
So the fire in you has been ignited is the it's been.
Ignited at the site. That's the.
That's the point of the title. I wasn't sure if it if you were
being if if you were referencing mad cargo in the title.
Isn't like it was the fire inside of my cargo?
But no, it was the fire inside of you.
It's a fire. Inside of me inspired by the
fight. There's a lot of label layers of
nuance here, professor. It would it would take hours for
me to explain it all to you, but hopefully everybody listen and
got something out of it and is inspired by my problem.
Included a lot of important information, like the 18,000°
apart. Very good.
Excellent job, Corbin. OK, let's hear.
Let's be let's come back down. Let's be grounded a little bit
by Mr. Curtis's. That's right.
Yeah. Take me.
Take me back. Down to a place I know called
Stupid Land, Mr. Curtis. Whoa.
Boom, roasted, your fireproof suit ain't helping you first sky
baby. And.
Now what did you equate? What was this one?
Nothing. That's OK.
We. Don't need to repeat it.
No, we know it's. OK, we don't need to repeat
repeat my. Slurs.
Go ahead, I dedicate this. 1. To our MVP, who we would never
fire from the GCOBCOBCGOI don't know why he would say that
either. Yeah.
She looks really confused now. I don't know why he would say
that. Either we would never get rid of
you. Sabrina, this one's for you,
warm hearted your your your throat.
Sounding a little bit rough there, Mr. Curtis.
OK, All right. Yeah, you're.
Right. You're right.
Yeah, I drank some of your smoothie all.
The smoke, all the smoke. That's out here.
Let me just get a quick sip for my flash gear Mr. Curtis, I told
you to stop smoking. Cigarettes, nonetheless.
It's all. It's all kind of.
It's all the torque holes out. There, OK, They just spill smoke
all the time. I thought you.
Were I thought you were lighting up, I thought you were taking a
smoke break. That's I just assumed when you
came back in why you smelled so smoky.
I went out there and and. Burnt my foot with lava.
Remember we talked about this. OK, right?
I know. I just like Mac.
Cargo smoking is not cool. Well, that's hold on.
Hold on. Well, hey Mac Cargo is very
cool, no? It's not.
It's very. Hot.
That's the whole point of Mac cargo.
If it gets cold, it dies. Sabrina, you hot?
It's a joke. Come on, that's.
Right. That's right.
OK, OK, OK. You hot?
Good joke. It's a joke and a lesson.
It's 2. In one.
OK, All right. All right, please.
Warm hearted mag. Cargo, your body brings heat and
raw power to our educational Burrow.
The flames that circulate in your body spout with certain
ferocity, causing rain and water to erupt into steam with great
proposity. While a mere touch will cause
your shell to crumble, your 18° thousand degree heart will never
'cause my love to fumble. Thank you.
How much like that last? Line most fun.
He broke his ankle, but he made it to the end zone.
He was crawling on it. But he made it to the ending OK
Very good. Mr. Curtis, like much like
Corbin, you include a lot of important information, things
such light but not as good as. Things super important such.
As the fact that rain vaporizes immediately upon touching it,
you know, that's something that's a good that we know
about. Let's say it together.
With Gray Gray troposicity power.
Preposition. Grave response.
Evaporating water. Is city?
There you go. Is that?
It OK cool. All right, full marks for
everybody. I mean, that's kind of generally
how it goes here. All right, guys, I think we have
to start heading back home now. Oh, say wave, wave goodbye to
bye, Sabrina. Bye, Sabrina.
Yeah, goodbye. It's it was.
Nice knowing you. I mean, I'll see you again in a
couple of months. I'd like to see you working
really. Hard at the school very soon
probably you'll be there I'm. Sure can't.
Wait, All right, all right. Shuffle, push, shuffle.
Shuffle back into the into the elevator, get back in there and
up. And Oh my God, I thought I was
gonna tell her. Oh my God, I know you were about
to break, I swear. Oh.
Oh, you're. Sweating.
You're sweating. I'm sweating.
I mean, it wasn't just hot down. There.
I thought I was gonna tell her she was getting fired.
Oh, my God. Sabrina's getting fired.
I thought they might be able to hear you.
Still no, no, no good. Sorry.
Go ahead.
Sorry. OK, as we take this.
Long journey up the. The tunnel, please.
OK, yeah, sure. What did?
What did you? Want to say yeah, I I was going
to say something, but Oh no, no, go ahead professor, I'm sorry
to. Interrupt you?
No, it doesn't give you something to say.
No, Yeah. What are you?
What are you going to say? Yeah.
What? Did you interrupt him for huh?
I was. No, I just.
I was. Just going to segue into to
asking the professor to tell me what's coming up next.
Wow, great. I'll.
You know what? I'll do that.
Actually, you know what? I'm going to ask you to tell me
what's coming up next, OK? Yeah, you've taught this before.
Yeah, smart. Guy.
Yeah, we were, Guy. Baby, as we take this.
Oh no. Back, Corbin.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. All right, I'm going to turn
this elevator. Right back down around and
you're going to have to live in the lava pit.
Corbin. I don't want to do that.
All right, Mr. Lava. Sucker.
Lava Sucker. Magma sucker team.
Magma Sucker. Of course you play the.
Magma Sucker Music. OK, Yeah.
So as we take this long, extremely long elevator ride
back up to the Rigsby's farm, Rigsby's for for tea and
cookies, I want to say thank you all for joining us today in
class. Does anybody know what the
Pokémon is going to be for next time?
No, I'm asking you. What the Pokémon is I'm not
asking you to end you're. At I'm doing this thing, I
always do it. OK, alright.
Is it deciduous? No.
That's now Corbin. Now Corbin, come on now you've
this is now 2 lessons in a row you've taken.
Sorry, suggestion he. Sorry.
Yeah, he's he's gonna get it when it.
Actually is deciduous, Mr. Curtis.
It's a. It's a.
It's a what? Type.
Is it again? Is it a it's a ground site
right? I'm pretty sure it's a grass.
And Goose. No, the Pokémon we're supposed
to talk about. Next week, oh, it's ice.
And ground. Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's a lowland sand slash.
Cold sand slash No. No AI think he said a.
Lowland, he said. A Lowland A.
Lowland. Sand slash I think is ice and
steel. OK, I could be wrong.
I think I. Think it's actually gonna be a
mammoth swine? Mammoth swine?
No, it's it's it's swing up, isn't it?
Yeah, swine up. Swine up next week.
Next week, kind of a. Extreme difference.
Between this week and next week, we're going from very, very hot
to very, very cold. It's not then it's cold.
It's yes, then it's no. It's in, then you're around,
you're up and you're down. Well, missed Well Corbin, since
you're so. Eager to be talking right now?
Go ahead and tell us and the virtual students one of your
favorite things on our Patreon. So one of my favorite things on
our Patreon. Is the outtakes and bloopers.
So guys, this is going to come as a shock to you, but we don't.
Every time we record these lessons, it doesn't always go
smoothly. There's a lot of stuff that gets
cut out too, in between the quizzes.
And so I was just going tangents and Porsche cuts it all out.
Yeah, Porsche had to cut. Out all the times that Corbin
called Mr. Curtis a sky baby. So it's a lot of work.
So the next compilation. You're just going to hear Sky
Baby 100 times. But yeah, the outtakes of
bloopers are cool. It's pretty much like a podcast
in and of itself. I don't know, you know why I
said that? It's like we have one.
It's a lesson series, but there's a lot of funny stuff in
there. You get to hear the outtakes and
when we mess up and also us talk about just other stuff, video
games we're playing, movies we're watching, you get to hear
about. If you're interested in those
things, check it out. You can listen to it on our
Patreon. Yes, sorry.
OK, Professor. Are you lying?
Sorry I. Was professor you're.
Your mouth foaming in the corner.
You, professor. Wake up, professor.
OK, wait. We're almost up.
Mr. Kurz, real quick, real
quick. Tell us something that you like
about them, YouTube, and then and then we'll get out of here.
The MU tube is great. You should come visit, right?
That's good to. It OK, Yeah, come.
Visit us every Sunday when we do our streams.
There it is. There it is.
Yes. Yes, Sunday streams.
Yes, be on the lookout for those.
All right, that's going to do it for today's lesson.
So until next time class we got stuck.
Oh, we're stuck. Oh, wait, what?
What? We're stuck in the.
Elevator. Elevator stuff.
Oh. No, Oh wait, no, it's moving.
Again, we're good. Here we go.
I thought we're going to have to be here next lesson too.
That would be more. Oh man, Can you imagine?
That that would have been not not very funny.
All right, all right, class is dismissed.