Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today is of course, my wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Chris, if you could, what are you?
What are you doing? What is this?
Smells weird. What have you decided to?
Do Hey hey I I'm almost done for for dinner tonight.
I'm making this big old pot of. Why did you bring a hot plate
into the classroom? I don't think he's he's really,
he built a campfire. Oh, I thought, that's a full
campfire. Oh, it's weird that you call a
campfire a hot plate, Corbin. Well, just where I'm from,
that's sometimes where we call. It, I mean.
I mean, it's pretty hot. And it's what I'm putting the
pot on. So, and you you put things on a
plate, therefore. Hot plate, you see, You see
where it makes sense now. This is this is an old secret
family recipe. This is my 18 Hour Soup and
whichever. You're well.
I'll be 18 hours. Yes, you have to stir it
continuously for 18 hours. How long have you been doing it?
We're we're pretty close. You know we're at at 15, 1/2
hours, OK? So it's not going to be it'll be
ready has a long way to go. So you'll be making it
throughout the entire class, is what you're saying?
I mean, unless I'm going to waste the last 15 1/2 hours
worth of work, I guess you'll have to figure out how to stir
it and also do the assignment that I have for you at the end
of class. Of course, of course you'll
figure something out. Also joining us in the classroom
today is of course our young trainer, Corbin.
Corbin, if you could please introduce yourself.
Hey, hey, yo-yo, yo, What's up? What's up?
What's good? What's good?
What's poppin? How's it going, everybody?
You're really energetic today. I'm feeling out.
I'm feeling good, man. I don't know.
It's there's something in the spices you're putting in there,
Mr. Curtis. It's getting me really jumpy.
Oh, ha ha. What is that?
You like Kyle and Pepper there? I do a little.
I mean, it's a little rancid. It kind of.
It's it's weird. Like it smells good.
But it also smells horrid at the same time.
You know what I mean On the intake or like is it like the
like the after smell? Well.
I'm getting the. Hint of like there's a little
bit of potato soup, but at the very, very end I'm getting a
little bit of Toro stung and I'm not a huge fan of it.
You know what I mean? It's like, please excuse me.
Not, not my suit. Yeah.
Don't, don't, don't give away his family secrets, everybody.
Sorry. Sorry, I didn't mean to his One
of them is. Don't, don't don't worry Corbin,
there's there's a couple more ingredients I have to yet put in
here. Sure.
Just a little bit more flavor. Flavor layering is what we call.
It flavoring. Is that what they call it?
Flare. Flare.
Flaring. Flaring, right?
Yeah, Flaring flavoring, flaring, flavoring.
Flavoring. No, that's just flavoring.
Yes, OK. But yeah, it's almost done, but
not quite. This I'll let you I guess.
I guess I'm fine. You'll be working on that in my
in my class or my. It's it's too late now anyways.
So before we get started on the lesson in earnest, I do have a
gangre mail here that I would like to read if that's OK with
everybody. I allow it.
Yep. Sure.
OK, I love the professor. Thank you.
This comes to us from a virtual student, Ryan, not Team Rocket.
Ryan may remember this is a different.
Yeah, they say. Dear Professor Jacob, I'm a long
time virtual student and have learned so much from your
teachings thanks to one particular lesson.
In addition to my Pokémon training, I'm also pursuing a
career as a Squirtle rights lawyer.
You better watch out, Mr. Curtis.
Good for you. Yeah.
Good for you. Good.
I love it more. You bring nearly.
I'm going to report to the authorities that you have
returned from the dead and that you should be investigated.
Still just saying. I don't.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah, he doesn't have any idea what you're talking about.
Well, Ryan knows what's up. Yeah, Ryan continues on to say.
However, I'm writing to you with concerns that your curriculum
might not continue on into the JoJo regions.
JoJo region. Well, lucky for you, here we are
in the JoJo. Region.
Here we are. Don't you feel silly, Ryan?
They say this will be necessary as it will allow your lessons to
eventually progress to my favorite and home region, Hulen.
In an effort to encourage your continued to delige, and perhaps
as a mean means of bonding for Corbin and Mr. Curtis, I have
enclosed a short honorary poem for the 167th Pokémon so we know
what that is. Everybody know what Pokémon that
is is. It deciduary?
Well, well, of course there's only one Pokémon that that
deserves to be the 167 yet. The lofty number.
That is, that is, of course. The one, the only, the perfect
post. He's really, he's really trying
to think of a good, funny joke to say right now.
I can tell that I can tell it in the way that he is.
But there's no. What is it?
There's no. There's no joking.
It's spinner rack, OK? It is the one and the only.
Yeah, that. Memorized do you it is spinner.
Yeah. Yes.
Yeah. I mean it's.
The only one I'm certain is not deciduous cuz like if you kind
of like take 167 and kind of like flip it around a little
bit, it looks like a spinner rack a little bit, that'll I
don't think if you kind of like take the seven and like flip it
around and like put it next to the like beneath the six.
I don't. And it kind of looks like legs.
I think I can. Yeah, I can wait.
I don't. That's just one way to remember.
So. So yes, they Ryan did include a
poem here. I'm going to, I'm gonna, I guess
hold it up in front of Curtis. Cuz I want you to read this one,
Curtis. Yes, of course.
Here, let me just let me just put set my lift up to the sign
here. I don't.
I didn't bring a laptop over
here yet, so I got lift up the monitor to my to my computer and
see if it chords. OK, yeah, here we go.
Let. Take it.
Take a quick sip to clear my throat.
Here I don't have a lot of upper body strength, so if you could,
OK. Great, of course, Of course you.
Know when you were dead. I didn't miss that.
I did not. I didn't miss it either.
A lot of slurping. All right, here we go.
Here we go for it. Please, please.
Alright. Oh, spinner rack.
Oh, spinner rack already miss already.
Your horn sharp and white. Are you Santa?
What is this? Your web strong and limber.
To catch things in flight, you wait in pure darkness for
something you can bite. Holding sticky, silent vigil,
you brave out the night. Speed it up a little.
Bit oh, spinnerack oh, spinnerack with chubby body
green. Though not very cuddly.
You're certainly not mean. 6 Banded legs make you acrobatic.
Acrobatic. Come on, excuse me.
Let me try that line again, much like a gymnast landing on a high
beam you nailed. It yes.
And I'm falling straight on your butt.
So sorry. I'm so sorry.
I was. I was.
I was thrown off by the previous line about not being very
cuddly. There's, there's all sorts of
cuddlies, OK, my arms are getting very tired.
If you could please. OK.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. 6 Banded Legs Make You.
Acrobatic yet unseen. A perfect little hunter.
A perfect little bean. Very good, alright.
Yes, that is. That is of course the truth of
the being. That is spinner act.
Thank you, the truth. He titled your poem for you,
Ryan. The Truth of the Being.
The Truth of the being. I spinner act.
Alright, so Ryan goes on to say, Needless to say, if this should
be all the evidence you need in order to continue your program
for additional 230 my lessons, I'm sold.
However, yeah, I mean that did it for me that.
One I did it, I did it. Poem moved me.
Thank. You.
Hey, guys. I heard back from our producers
of the class. We got renewed for two more
seasons. Great.
All right, Claps all around. Gee, thank you.
Hiding. That was a joke.
This is not a TV show. It wasn't very funny as you can
understand. This is why I was a little bit
confused. I was like, what?
Are you talking about the principal or I mean, I hope so.
This is my livelihood. This is how I.
Was making all right it was I was this.
Is the person's livelihood? Yeah.
How do you joke about that, Corbin?
I'm sorry. Sorry.
All right, let me finish Ryan's Gengar mail, they say.
However, as a newly certified Squirtle rights lawyer, I will
contact the head of the Saffron City Learning Center.
Perhaps the tragic quote UN quote accident on school grounds
involving that helpless Squirtle will prove enough leverage to
secure you extra classroom access and funding.
I don't know Ryan. I feel like if you really dig
into that, it's only going to hurt my reputation around.
There's a couple things to to dissect there at the end of that
e-mail, Ryan. First of all, congratulations on
getting your squirrel rights lawyer license from the
beginning. You got it in between writing
the emails. At the beginning you said you
were pursuing a career, and then at the very end you said that
you are a certified lawyer, so like.
To me, you got it somewhere in between writing this e-mail.
No, no, no. He's he is certified, right?
He was certified the whole time. He just for the whole time.
He just hasn't found a job yet. He hasn't been.
Oh, that's rough pursuing, yeah, he's pursuing the career.
Oh, OK Well, good luck out there.
Job markets, rough buddy. You can pursue the career as
you're like in the career, I think.
I thought he. I thought he.
Didn't have a license, and then he did by the end of.
It I'm pursuing a career in professor assistant thing.
Well, you shouldn't pursue a career in cooking, cuz my
goodness, it's getting worse. It is getting worse.
Yeah, something's getting a little bit burnt.
And don't worry, don't worry, I still I got, I got, it's I'm not
done yet, OK? Also, after the after the other
tragic accident that happened on school grounds, the people of
the Saffron City Learning Center don't talk to me that much.
Well, yeah, we don't answer to the Saffron City Learning
Center, to the Goldenrod City Learning Center branch of the
Saffron City Learning Center. But as you can see from that, it
is a branch of the Saffron City Learning Center.
So there they still answer to the saffron city.
Learner wait, is it the same management, the same people?
Is same principle or different? Print Are you talking about the
managers of the GCLC, Bo, TS, CLC?
Yeah, yeah, you do you have any insight on that, Mr. Curtis?
Well, I'm just saying they, they they all report to the same
chain of command. And that is of course the
principal at the Saffron City Learning Center.
Oh, so. It really all leads back to the
principal. Are you sure there isn't a like
a like a like a Superintendent of all of these branches?
Superintendent, principal so OK, you know, so they're very
different. City Learning Center principal
is also the Superintendent. OK.
Yeah, I didn't. I didn't really read the the
organization flow you. Can't you?
Can't. You can't.
You can't get away from that. Well, I mean, I think we kind of
did. We got away pretty well.
All right. I think that does it for the
Gengar mail from from Ryan. Thank you so much.
And you know what? Keep being a keep being an
active student. We we love to hear that.
I love to hear that. I can't talk for Corbin and Mr.
Curtis. I assume Mr. Curtis does.
Good boy, Ryan. Yes, yes, thank you.
That was, that was a lovely. Poem and anyone who wants to
contribute any more content related to the great and perfect
little bean, as Ryan says, please do and please share or I
mean or like any Pokémon, does it have to be spinnerack?
But especially the perfect bean. Professor, what are the odds
that there are actually spinnerack bodies inside the
soup here? I mean that that that is 100%.
Yeah. I was like saying you're only
100%. That is, that is.
I'll tell you right there, that's not a secret family
ingredient. There, Mr. Curtis, as loud and
proud. Oh, did you kill more Pokémon
and put them in your Stew? I mean, he only used the ones
that he only used the ones that were already dead.
You eat Pokémon every day. You do eat Pokémon every day.
You do Pokémon every day. Am I getting back to life?
Am I gonna get little bits of Squirtle feed in there?
Huh. Maybe a particular Squirtle
foot? I don't control the killing a
Squirtle though. Thank you.
Yeah, but spinner racks are fair game.
Yeah, everybody knows that. They're fair game.
You love them, but you admit that they're fair game?
OK, got it. Why you think he's breeding
them? To kill them.
Well, yeah. I put it.
I I don't. I don't always.
OK. They just get they get recycled
back into the into the into the colony is how I put.
Yeah he he has said that multiple times.
Let's let's bring focus back. Let's let's bring her focus
back. All right.
We have a lot of questions about you know, I'm so curious that's
the stuff also you know what Wait wait.
I do. I do have another question that
I should I do want to ask, how are you?
Did you move your entire colony to the JoJo region, or did you
just leave them out there and like in the outskirts of the
saffron of Saffron City? Yeah, you're pretty far away,
man. You're like hundreds of miles
from home. How's that going?
To work well the the the house and the the the colony of 3000
spinner racks that I keep there. Is still in the woods around my
house, but I did bring a a core clutch of, you know, a couple
hundred with me. He's brought the invasive
species over to the JoJo region. The the the nursery South of
town is affiliated with my uncle's nursery in upstate
Canto, so I was able to to to get a room at.
Yeah, a room to to stay there. Now they it was basically their
shed. They've they've relegated me to
the shed outside. But you know me and my my
spinner acts. We cuddle up at night.
We stay warm. It's good.
Sounds gross. There are spinner acts native to
the joto region. How are they?
Has there been any clashing between your spinner acts and
the the the native spinner acts? You know, it's it's mine are
bigger and stronger, of course, but they stay pretty close to
me. They're pretty.
They're more colony focused. Where the native spinner acts
are are more, you know, individual isolationists.
So strengthen numbers and all. That type of thing.
That's right. And all of mine, of course I can
identify on the site. They have identifying bands on
them, so like like what bands? Like, yeah, there's there's some
pretty good ones in the gallery region.
Yeah, there's a lot of like, yeah, which band?
Like a rock band or? Oh no, no, no.
They're like. Y'all.
Stripes like bands like like identifying, you know,
coloration, marking. So, OK, OK, I'm terribly sorry.
I said focus up and then I completely threw this off.
You're a hypocrite, Professor. I had to know.
I had to know what was going on. We could talk more about that
later, but does anybody know what Pokémon we're learning
about today is very important because that's that's why
that's, you know why I get funding so I could teach you,
could teach you, you young whippersnaffers and also Mr.
Curtis about Pokedex entries. Can you give me a hint please?
It's a grass type and it is the evolved of no.
Good guess, but no, it's the evolved form of chicorita.
It's that one. Is it?
Is it Grottle? Oh, we know That's torque.
Torque. Yeah, that's the evolved form of
Turtwig. Is it?
Wait, hold on. Is it Laybeef Holding Holding Le
Beef? Le beef.
Le beef, you say? You know what?
I'm gonna give it to you, Corbin.
I'm feeling generous today. So it's not lay beef, but it is
Bay leaf. So I said, you know it.
You just kind of got the letters all mixed around.
We're learning about Bay Leaf today, which is also known as
the Leaf Pokémon. Right, right.
Yeah, I have an uncle that used to call cookouts lay beef.
So that's why, you know, that's why I got confused like, hey,
come on down to the family lay beef, you know?
Like they lay beef down on the grill, and they.
Cook it. Will you lay beef?
OK, lay it. So that's like.
Yeah, lay beef. Come out to the family, lay
beef, you know, cookouts overrated.
Come to the lay beef. You lay beef down on the grill.
OK? Oh, wow.
That's, that's not what I would call it, but OK, such a colorful
cast of characters that you have in your family there.
But now, is that your? You said was your uncle, right?
Yeah, it's my uncle. Yep.
So like your dad's brother or your.
So is it a Mr. MIME or is it a? Oh, no, it's a it's one of my.
It's my mom's brother. OK, absolutely.
All right. So it's but your but your dad
isn't Mr. Mine. No, we've confirmed this many
times. Please stop.
OK, All right, you know what? I'll stop since you asked so
nicely, OK? You don't tell the professor
what to do, but he well, no. He asked.
He said. Please, he said.
OK, OK. Does has anybody seen a Bay Leaf
before? It's pretty.
It's a pretty rare Pokémon, so I would understand if you haven't.
Just previously in this class of course, of course.
I have not seen one. OK, well, I have one here today.
So. And you know what?
Maybe. Maybe it can figure out what's
going on with the Mr. Curtis's soup disaster.
It might cry, it might hurt it smelling all this.
Maybe. Alright.
Anyways, here is a Bay leaf. Oh wow, is it?
Is it what you expected? So majestic.
It's very cool. I love the the, the really cool
sharp leaf on the top of its head.
Very pretty. Yeah.
Oh, hi there. I mean, it's just Harkins back
to the chicorita that also had a leaf on its head.
It's it's. I don't know if this is the same
one from last week. This is a different Bailey.
This is not. Different Bailey.
Well, looking at it. I will say it's magical.
It is beautiful. It's like a major image.
Let's call it image. Well, OK, going out with a name
first to start with. All right.
Yeah, I mean, we gotta, we gotta make sure.
Listen, I can't imagine a better name.
So, oh, that was good. Image it is.
It's also a name of one of our patrons.
Well, thank thank you for for supporting the classroom image.
Yes, thank you image we've named this Bay leaf after you, because
not only are you cool. This Bay leaf is pretty darn
cool as well. Hello.
So again, we've described the leaf on its head.
What? What other notable features does
Bailey have? Well, it kind of looks like a
bigger chicorita, but it does have these these kind of pods.
These green baguettes all around its neck.
What are those? Professor Hey, Image, let me let
me take a look at one of those Real.
Quick, hey, don't hey, don't manhandle the Bay leaf.
That's kind of what you doing. I did image is complying.
OK. All right.
So let's. So OK, what it has on its on its
neck. All right.
So those are curled of leaves. All right.
And we'll read more about this. Not, not green baguettes.
They're not green baguettes. Now they are leaves.
This is the leaf Pokémon and that has like a very fragrant
kind of kind of sprout. Or I think that inside.
So goodness, I mean you could you could try to add that to
your to your. Soup There.
I think I will. I thank you.
Image. You're you're.
Don't hurt it though. Are you sure that's a good idea?
I mean, it'd be interesting and it'd be interesting to see to
see what happens. Yeah.
OK. OK.
All right. Let me get it.
OK. OK.
Oh, this is, this is good. It's all gather around and get a
real good sniff of this. I don't really want.
I mean, you can if you want to, Professor.
I don't know if I should. I it wasn't smelling good
earlier. I told you a little bit of hint
of Toro's poop. Are you going to really stuff it
in my face? But this is this has got.
Image but it's got image flower. OK, professor, do I get extra
credit if I get to smell it? Sure.
You know what? Sure.
That's the second time I've asked that this.
Week, I'll think I'll think about it.
OK, cool. All right, Mr. Curtis, just fork
it over here, please. Did.
You already spell, Professor. I gave it a little bit of a
whiff. I was kind of far away though,
OK, I just, I just wafted generally in his direction.
OK, promise. Nothing's going to happen to me.
Get in there, get in there. Come on up into here.
Hopefully nothing. All right, let me give it a good
big sniff here. What the I I don't.
I don't know what I just did. I am.
I am so sorry, Corbin. What are you doing?
I just punched the professor in the face.
I am so bad, Corbin. I think you broke my nose.
I am so sorry. Corbin too.
I didn't realize I had such a strong punch.
I should be, but it's my calling as a boxer.
Professor saying. Professor Tech Man, I'm not as
weak as everybody says I am. I mean, are you OK?
Professor, I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to hit you
that hard, Professor. Say the word and I'll take them
out. I'll take them out, right?
Now what does that mean, Mr. Curtis?
I gotta. Put your katana away, all right?
It's. Mr. Curtis.
What the Where did you get the katana?
I should have known. I should have known.
That's my fault. So something that is very
important about Bay Leaf is that it's those tubules are very
energizing, right, so. Do you remember something about
Chicorita's fragrance? Chicorita also had a fragrance
that it used. What do we remember about it?
It's very calming. It's very calming, It's very
chill, makes you want to be friends with it.
That is not the case with Bailey.
Bailey is is energizing. It makes people want to makes
Pokémon want to fight and I guess people also want to fight
and I should have known that, you know and I also did get my
face real up close to I don't want to get a sniff of it too.
So I. Know.
I'm sorry professor, you didn't see me punching anyone after and
I picked it straight from from meme age.
Well, that's because you're weird.
Okay that is, you are weird. Normal people get punchy.
Now, Mr. Curtis, I do notice that you stopped stirring your
no, no, no, no. You can save it or is it gone
now? No, no.
If you stop at any point over the 18 hour process, it's
ruined. Like you can't take like a like
a 3 minute break. No, it has to be continuously
moved. That's a shame.
Wow, what a waste. What it would I'll have to put
it down under the desk. But but Professor, this is going
to be my whole week. I've worked so hard for you,
Professor. For me.
I wasn't going to eat any of that.
I was not going to eat any of that.
Yeah, none of us were done. It was going to be so good.
No, I don't think it was ever going to be 18.
That soup was almost 16 hours in the making.
Okay. I'm going to go ahead and put
Image back into their pokey ball and I think it's time that we
start reading these poked X centuries.
By image I will miss you so much.
You are so beautiful. Thank you.
Thank you for providing your your tubule for us.
Yes, thank you for your tubules. That feels like that.
Feels weird to say, doesn't it? And it was wasted.
Honestly, if you think about it, it was wasted because Mr. Curtis
is a terrible soup. Is now ruined.
I. Think it's probably gonna be
ruined from the start. All right, Starting off these
Pocodex entries in the Joto region, the first one says the
scent of spices comes from around its neck.
Somehow sniffing it makes you want to fight.
Yeah, that's that's that's fair enough.
I don't. I don't know if it made me want
to fight. It just made me want to punch.
I mean involuntarily, voluntary punch.
I don't understand the why Bailey would want to entice
fighting. I'm not sure how it benefits
from that. I.
Felt more like it was a punch, like defending my homestead and
not really like wanting to, you know, tussle.
But now, knowing that I can, I have a whole.
I've unlocked a new level of confidence.
It was a stand your ground punch.
Yes, a Stand your Ground Punch. Yes, basically a castle.
Go on. You see a castle outside, Mr.
Curtis I don't see a castle. Mr. Curtis, That's the radio
tower Okay. Yeah, that was a good castle,
Mr. Curtis. I'm so happy for you that you
saw that beautiful castle in your brain.
All right, the next entry says a spicy aroma emanates from around
its neck. The aroma acts as a stimulant to
restore health. Yeah, healing qualities too.
It can do everything. So I got healed and you got
punched. Yeah, So it seems like it's just
like a like a rejuvenating, energizing smell.
Interesting that you say energizing, because the next
Pocodex entry says the scent that wafts from the leaves on
its neck causes anyone who smells it to become energetic.
Hey. So we got makes you want to
fight, restores health, makes you become energetic.
It does. It does everything, yeah.
It that's, and maybe we aren't doing a pitch of Pokey even, and
even makes Mr. Curtis's famous 18 Hour Soup taste even better.
It's not famous. Maybe not that you'll, not that
you'll know now. Have you have you tasted it
though Mr. Curtis? Maybe Maybe adding the extra
tubules from Bailey speeds of the the, the, I don't know,
cooking rate, the the the, the supifying rate.
So maybe after adding it only takes 15 hours, but maybe we'll
see. We'll see.
Taste it now, Okay. Okay.
While he's tasting it, I'll read the Pokedex centuries from the
hohen region, Okay Bailey's neck is ringed by curled up leaves.
Inside each tubular leaf is a small shoot of a tree.
The fragrance of this shoot makes people peppy.
Peppy was one word for it, I guess.
How was it? You know, You know it's not.
It's not bad. What did?
It do to your voice. Yeah, UK.
Yeah, it it's, I feel kind of energized.
Actually, I don't like how your voice is cracking, Mr. Curtis.
Somebody who went to poop puberty very young.
You. Got you got to have to just let
it happen you know that's that's not that's not what is happening
it's just it's just it gets you just got very enticed and and
happy for this class this is this is interesting.
Ready to fight as hey, you know what I'm going to have to take
this back home to the boys to the and that's what I call my
colony of several 100 spinner Acts I brought with me from
Canto. They're.
All boys. No, no, no.
I mean it's the the greater boys.
There's there's a mix. Of the Royal Boys.
The Royal Boys. What a great tshirt idea.
Royal voice? What would what would that teach
that tshirt look like? Oh, it's good.
So, Jacob. Spinner rack with the the crown
on it. OK, Professor Jacob, you're
welcome to take a portion now if you'd like.
Do you want? Do you want to try a little bit
here? I would, but I have so many
Pokedex centuries that I need to.
Be That's right. I'm too busy listening to him,
so I'm good. Well, you can.
You can eat as as your. You know, I think I'd rather cut
my tongue out. I mean, I really, I didn't
really offer anything to you, Corbin.
But I suppose if the professor wants to give his share to you,
I I'll. That's, yeah, it's okay.
That's. I think we should, professor.
I don't want to. Okay, Don't make them if he
doesn't want to. I mean, we'll want him.
We'll sneak some into his dinner tonight, don't worry.
That's a good idea. What'd you guys say?
I was whispering. I was whispering over here to
Mr. Curtis. So you didn't.
Yeah, it's not polite to whisper.
Yeah, Okay. Moving on to the center region
Pocadex entries and this will be our wait, No, it's not the last
regional, sorry, there are more. There aren't many more regional
Polkadex entries, but. From Sinno, they say the buds
that ring its neck give off a spicy aroma that perks people
up. So you know it likes to keep its
buds close at hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's good Bros. I always keep my buds close by.
Yeah, so your royal boys, My royal boy, The royal boys.
Same if I had if I had buds. Yeah, if I had friends, I would
definitely keep them close at hands.
I would definitely keep them in a ring around my neck.
This is my bud ring. That's very sweet.
Yeah, and this occurs to see you have your hand raised.
You want to ask a question about the bud ring?
Yeah? How can I get a matching bud
ring like you? Well, first you have to.
First you have to have buds and you don't.
You don't have buds. Sorry, Mr. Curtis, you don't
have any buds. I do have buds.
You know what I've got. I've got some webbing over here.
Let me just get up. Wait, guys, wait a second.
Hold on. We've just created necklaces.
And that's it's already a thing.
It's already a thing that exists, unfortunately, but it
could be like a friendship bracelet.
That's OK. I got, I got.
I've got plenty of web and we can.
It's It really sounds like Gordon wants 1.
I don't. I don't really want a buddy.
I don't know. That's OK.
You don't need to do that. We can we can make a friendship
bracelets for the Professor Jacob Fan Club.
Is there is. Are you is there a fan club?
Yeah, there's the fan club of me.
First time I'm hearing about it. Great.
Well, now's your opportunity to join.
All right, So that does it for the Sewing, Sewing, Sinno,
Pocodex entries. And there's nothing new from any
of the other regions. What?
Nothing new from you, Nova. None of the well known regions.
Yeah, they either just copy what we've already read or they just
don't include anything which is so lazy in my opinion.
However, now I do have an interesting entry here that I
don't know what region it comes from, but there is a new
professor that is studying the sleep of.
Of different Pokémon, Yeah. And so they he's been writing
these sleep Pokedex entries. It's Professor Neroli.
Neroli I think. Now there It doesn't come from a
specific region, but there's a couple of islands where Pokémon
sleep a lot or something. I'm not entirely assured.
Sounds like a wonderful place. I know how that is.
I like. To sleep, but here's here's the
the entry for Bay leaf. It says.
The buds that ring Bay Leaf's neck give off a spicy aroma that
perks people up. Maybe the Pokémon sleeping
around Bay Leaf feel invigorated too.
So like invigorated while they're sleeping or they or or
does it wake them up? I don't.
I'm not sure. I think.
I think what the Professor Naroli is saying is that it
gives them, provides them very energetic sleep, like it makes
them feel energetic when they wake up.
Maybe. OK, so they sleep, and then they
wake up feeling rested and energized.
Or it just makes them dream faster.
It could it just it just cranks them.
Dreams of the two times speed. So like inside when you smell
it, on the inside you're saying wake me up, but on the outside
you're saying I can't wake up and.
Then and then back. Then you're and again on the
inside, you're like, wake me up inside.
Right and then. You're and then on the outside
obviously. You can't wake up.
And then you and then you can't sleep.
So you're like, just save me and.
Then eventually you'll yeah, eventually you'll wake up and
just scream, save me, and it's like I was just letting off
fumes. What's the deal?
Yeah, I just. I was just existing, right?
Or are you yelling at me? All right, so that does it for
the original Pocadex entries. Now I do have one unique Pocadex
entry. It comes to us from Ashes
Pocadex, as most of them do. All right, Ash.
It says Bay leaf, the leaf Pokémon, the evolved form of
chicorita Bay leaf emits a spicy aroma from the leaves around its
neck, and it's razor leaf is extremely powerful.
So what do you think makes the it's razor leaf extremely
powerful? I assume it's more powerful than
say a Ivasaur or a Venosaur. I'm gonna say how sharp it is.
OK. I think because of how sharp the
big leaf is on its head, I think that makes the razor leaf attack
even more powerful. OK, so so now you think the
razor leaf is coming from that one leaf on its head.
Sure. If you haven't use it well that
that that leaf is so long and it's got a lot of like swing to
it. So I think it if it just spins,
it's kind of heads around, kind of looks like a helicopter, and
then it chucks one big powerful razor leaf out as opposed to
like a whole swarm of little razor leaves.
Right. It's like a bigger leaf versus
tiny smaller leaves with little cuts.
Then does it like regrow that one on the top of its head back
super quick or something? Or it's a boomerang.
It just falls right back. In the plates it's fits snuggly
right back into its into its forehead.
Or maybe there is like it's like we can't quite see it, but
there's like a bunch of them all layered together or something.
But I think I think the layer peels off.
I think you're right, Mr. Curtis.
I think it has to do with the torque of the of its spinning
around its head which makes it. Razor leaves so powerful.
All right, that does it for the Pokedex entries.
Are you guys ready for the for the assignment today?
Not if it's a quiz, I'm not. Well, it's not a quiz.
Oh yeah. OK, but it's also not a poem.
Oh no. I know, very sad so, but it is
today. We are doing an instructional
video. You sure we can't do a quiz,
professor? No, he said.
No. Because I did not write 1.
So we can't. We can't shut up.
I could. I could write one.
Please don't tell my teaching assistant to shut up.
Mr. Curtis, be quiet. You will not do that.
That's only slightly better than telling him to shut up.
Thank you, Professor. I'll tell you what, he's punched
you. He's mouthing off today.
I don't know what's going on with him.
Something. Something's in the air today.
Well, we'll see, yeah. It's the Bay leaf.
Some Bay leaf. We're all a little bit punchy,
some of us more than others. Right.
Literally. Some of us are punchy.
Some of us are punch Ed. I'm the punch of 1.
All right, so are you guys ready to hear you guys remember how to
do the instructional video? It's a teamwork or a team
project that I give you guys. To teach you how to work
together better. Yes, I remember I have to work
with Stinky. I'm not.
I'm not feeling like I really want to work very closely with
him. Today.
Well, your grade will reflect that then, Mr. Curtis.
No, no, Professor, please. Please cover.
Come over here, buddy. Come over.
Bring it in. No, we have to miss Curtis.
We have to leave the room. Well, before you do that, let me
give you what the what the topic is of this instructional video.
Oh please. So in this I want you guys to
make an instructional video that details how to.
Safely utilize Bailey's fragrance as a workout enhancer.
Yes. Now, if you don't remember, the
rubric for a instructional video is 1.
You must include info that we learned in Class 2.
You must demonstrate an understanding of that
information. Three, it has to be 5 minutes.
The presentation has to be 5 minutes long.
It has to be focused on the topic given.
So like I mean if you if you repeat stuff or if you kind of
like don't want a tangent for something not related to the
topic like then I'm not going to count that in the 5 minutes and
then four and this is the fun one you can grade your partner
on participation. So and that's now be for for
their grade. All right.
So take it away head outside. I don't.
I'm not quite. We don't have a.
They don't seem to have a video like a VHS player in here.
You might have to use. I think they gave us some kind
of like disk player thing. I'm sure you guys will figure it
out. What is?
Of course, What is it? What type of disk?
I don't know. It's like a weird kind of.
It's like an oblong disc, like Oval shaped and not normal.
Yeah, I don't understand how it works, but I'm sure.
Well, I mean, listen, I brought my, I brought my little camera
today. That's.
Taking pictures, but I'm down to use it to record a nice video.
So here we go Mr. Curtis, let's go, let's get this over with.
Let's. Go.
All right. Bye Neither.
Of us are happy about it. I'm kind of happy about it.
All right. Bye.
Okay, Professor, we're back. We got it.
We're back. Professor.
Stellar, What is this? Stellar video?
Oh, yes. Stellar video, Are you ready?
Here is the disk. Forgot me.
Reverse. Fell asleep for a second there.
What's going on? Where are we?
What's happening? We are.
We made a video. We made a little fun little
instructional video. Bailey instructional video here.
Let me make sure I have my my notes and stuff so I can record
what you guys cover. All right, let me get the timer
ready to go. All right, so let me know when
you're ready and I'll put the disk in.
Where does this disk go? I think you have to put it in
diagonally on the on. This little device here.
Yeah, this little player. Okay.
So just press that and then slide.
There it goes. All right, here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
Hello there everyone, Hello and
welcome to class. Welcome to how to safely utilize
Bay Leaf's Fragrance as a Workout enhancer, Workout
Enhancer. Mr. Curtis, I would love for you
to take step one and guide our listeners and students how to do
this well. In order to safely utilize Bay
Leaf at Fragrance as your workout enhancer, the first
thing you have to do is get yourself a Bay Leaf that's
willing to support you in your. Fitness life goals.
You got to have a Bay leaf. You can't do it without a Bay
leaf. And without a proper fitness pal
who can hold you accountable. You will falter without one.
OK, I promise you'll fail. Just make sure it has a really
spicy smelling neck because you need that source of naturally
enhancing, performance enhancing ingredients.
Yes, you need that good, good smell from those good, good boys
to be. I've been hanging with you too
much, Mr. Curtis. I never said you came back to
life. Been hanging with you way too
much. Anyway.
Sorry. That's beside the point.
Step #2, Curtis. Take it away.
Then you need to unring the curled up leaves, but only after
you received consent. Consent is key, everybody.
Consent is key, and consent is cute.
We love it. That's right.
Then what happens next, Corbin?
I'll tell you Step 3, Resist. The urge to punch people and
objects nearby? That's going to be really hard.
You might want to clench your fists a little bit or wear like
oven mitts or something like that, because you're going to be
dealing with some spices, but you don't want to, you know,
reach around and punch people who might be helping you nearby.
So make sure. Resist the urge.
Sunburn. Yes.
Yep, that's right. What are you say, sunburn.
No, I said. I don't know what I said.
That's fine. We'll cut this out of the video,
I promise. All right, Step 4, Miss Curtis.
Next you're going to need to grind up those tree like shoots
into a paste for easy digestion. You want to ground up real
smooth so all little bits of shoot can just flutter around in
whatever mix you're going to put it in, and you're going to make
sure it's ready to release. All that good, good aroma, spicy
aroma. Yes, Good, good, good, good.
Step 5. Dilute the intense combative
tendencies. Of the small shoe with the
proper protein and carb rich meal, you gotta consume it in
something. So what kind of meals work for
that? Well, we got some options here.
You can put it in your free workout.
You can put it in, you know, you can put it in chocolate milk.
You could put it in. I don't know, Miss Curtis.
What else could you put? This in How about a large bowl
of Mr. Curtis's famous 18 hour Stew that everybody knows and
loves. Sounds disgusting.
It's full of protein. It's full of carbs.
You just spend 18 hours stirring it so you you know, it's been
sitting there in anticipation. There's nothing better.
Well, once you have that, OK, for the sake of this, we'll say
it's a soup. Now that's going to lead us to
step 6. Now be careful though, step 6.
Make sure that you measure the soup out according to your age,
weight, and activity level. OK, you may be enticed to eat a
massive amount of the soup, but remember we just added all of
that ground up shoot with all that spicy aroma.
Less is more, OK, less is more. And especially Mr. Curtis's
soup, because it's not going to taste good.
You can have as much soup as you want, but just not the soup that
you've already spiked. OK, right.
Exactly. So now step seven.
Try the soup, or whatever. Shoot rich food approximately 30
minutes before your workout, so by the time it kicks in, you're
already exercising. You're ready to.
Go and get feel the birds, feel the bird.
We're going out getting a smell, but there is more, there is more
than that and Mr. Curtis is going to lead us into our final
and most important step. As much as important as it is to
get you going post workout, it's also important to take time for
yourself and time. Take time for your exercise pal.
I will. And so take take.
Be sure to take. Make sure that you take a nice
relaxing steam bath with your exercise pal Bay leave and use
the spicy aroma. To stimulate the healing
recovery process so that way you're ready for next time,
right? Because you're not gonna see
results if you don't rest properly.
It's that simple when it comes to working out.
And listen, who doesn't love a good bath with their friends, Am
I right? That's right, in a big bowl of
Mr. Curtis's 18 hours, dude. Well, not that.
Not that so much, honestly, but that's it.
That's all we have today for our tutorial on how to utilize a
Bailey fragrance as a workout enhancer.
So please tune in next time for more epic epic epic awesome
awesome tutorial. Movies what?
OK. All right.
Very good. What you think what?
You think? You know, I was.
That was pretty good, you guys. I think this is the first time
in a while that you've hit the five minute mark.
No, I am. I'm tempted.
I'm tempted to take away points because you talked a lot about
Mr. Curtis's soup. Like a lot in there about Mr.
Curtis's soup, but that was all him professor I wanted.
But I. Mean we just like tee him up
perfectly to talk about his soup.
OK, well, Mr. Curtis wrote majority of the script, so.
OK. All right.
Well, that's not looking good for you on number.
The 4th point of this reverse. I mean, he wrote it, but I
helped, you know, Chime in another.
Creative way Corbin added his own flair and take on it.
I will be the first to admit I don't spend a lot of time in the
gym. So, you know, Corbin had to to
provide the insight on that part.
Yeah, somebody who's thought about working out quite a bit, I
can testify what works and what doesn't.
OK. I think I think you guys did
really, really well with this one.
I think you include because there is like there's not a lot
of information that we have on on Bailey, but I think you guys
did include a lot of the stuff that we learned about you
include the fact that it's. That its smell is energizing but
also good for recovery. So that that was good and you
really did understand what we learned.
So I'm going to go ahead and give you 4 points for both.
For both of those, I'm also going to give you 4 points for
the time. Now.
Now this is where it might get a little bit dicey.
Corbin, if you could please leave the room or cover your
ears or something. I'll cover my ears.
I'll cover. My ears?
Well, Mr. Curtis gives his. Is the review on your
participation, Mr. Curtis, closing, closing yours.
Here we go. Okay, here we go.
Out of four, how do you rate Corbin's participation in this
assignment? You know, I really listen.
You know what? He really brought a lot of
energy and some flavor text to the.
To the to the show. So like I mean just like you
know Bay Leaf's aroma would be the star.
But what would the star be without its vessel?
The 18 hour. The pot of 18 hour.
Mr. Curtis's Stew. You know the star of of of my
great script was only further enhanced by Corbin's extra
flair. So I got, I got to get, I got to
give him a a 3.75. Nothing's perfect, I guess.
That's right. That's right.
It's pretty good. OK, OK.
All right. All right.
Corbin. Corbin.
Hello. Hello.
Oh, hey, hey, what's up? Hey.
All right, so now it's your turn, Mr. Curtis, if you could
cover your ears. Of course.
All right, Corbin, how would you rate on a scale of 1 to 4?
Mr. Curtis's participation in this assignment professor was so
hard, I could not get himself talking about the soup.
I mean, he put in the work, but all the soup.
I'm so tired of hearing about it.
I mean, listen, I'm going to say a solid 3.6.
He did put in a ton of effort and he was very collaborative
this time, but he just any chance to get to talk about his
soup? I mean, he's just really hung up
on it. I don't think he should let his
personal life and cooking abilities affect the flow of the
classroom that was. Broken up about the soup, really
broke up about it. He was he was bringing his
personal life into work. Wasn't a huge fan of that, but
other than that I think I thought he did a very, very nice
job. OK, I'm Ryan down here. 3 point.
Fix too much soup? Yeah, too much.
I'm sure. I'm sure future Jacob will
understand what that means. Yes, Okay.
Now, Mr. Cruz, I heard you giggle at that.
You're not listening to us, are you, Mr. Curtis?
You better not be listening. I'm sorry.
What was that, Professor?
I was cheating. I was over here.
Sure, yeah. OK.
All right. So you guys did overall very,
very well on that assignment. I'm very.
It's the time to come back. I can unplug my ears now, right?
Unplug. Unplug my ears, yeah.
I guess you put. Yeah, I guess, I guess that
makes sense, yes. All right.
So unless anybody else has any more questions on Bay Leaf, I
think we're going to end the lesson there.
All right. I'm not saying any hands.
So does anybody know who we're talking about next week?
It is the evolved form of Bay leaf.
It's gotta be. It's got to be.
Nope. Nope.
It's not gonna be time for a
very long time, if it ever is time.
This is Survivor right in The Survivor.
Explain your thinking well. It loses its legs when it
involves the last time, cuz then it's quicker.
You know what I mean? All right.
So you have you have no idea. I don't know.
I don't know, Professor. So we are learning about
Maganium next week evolved form of.
Bailey. That's kind of snake.
Light with legs not. You know that one Defining.
I'm not sure what a snake. Is I mean if you added legs if
you added legs to a snake. I don't know what a snake is.
OK, I know where. But like like saying like
backwards, like an ekins like serpent like like that.
OK, sure. No, you look the one defining
feature of an Ekins and that it doesn't have legs.
Yes, I'd. It's opalescent purple coats.
Pretty defining feature there's. Some big words for you there,
Mr. Curtis. Whoa, Mr. Curtis.
You looked. You got a thesaurus out.
Purple. Purple.
There you go. That's Mr. Curtis.
I know he's. Like, I can't let them know I'm
smart. All right, but we'll talk about
that next week. Until then, if you have any
questions for me, the professor, there is a litany of different
ways to get in contact with me or Corbin or Mr. Curtis.
Yes, Corbin, that's just not like you were making a pun,
Litany. Like Litton?
Sure, but we have a link tree link on our description so you
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We haven't talked about that in a while, but that is an amazing
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And let me tell you what, there I was doodling this time around,
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today's lesson. So until next time class is
dismissed.