Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor. Jacob.
Hence who would I be without my glorious teaching assistant.
Mr. Curtis say hello to everybody.
Mr. Curtis oh why thank you Professor.
Thank you once again. You know this is the highlight
Highlight of my existence and no, I only reason for living at
this point. So, you know, I appreciate mr.
Shears occurs, it wasn't a rhetorical question please.
Who, who would I be? What Great Heights, what I have
achieved? If I Didn't Have You dragging me
down this entire time. Oh okay.
Sorry, kissing each other's asses over here.
Jesus, I'm not gonna get any love.
I'm feeling left out. Okay.
So who's ready to learn about the C'Mon today.
Who me? Who me Professor?
Only I don't think I forgot to do anything.
Yeah, I know. No, she's only just get ready
for lesson. Hey, she my hand waving
Professor down if you could, please sit down.
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right.
Oh, and corben's here? Student, whatever.
Hey, okay, excited to learn excited to get into it.
What are we? Wait, what do we learn about
today? Well, Zane remember what we
talked about? Last week.
Um all the Stingers that that that Beedrill has that was yeah
that would be of course be true. And how many how many stingers
is that core value remember? Yeah, because like 9 because 9,
no, some no point, no point. Does a virile have nine sting 5
mega mega evolve. These are all does have five
Stingers. I'm going to assume that's what
you were talking about. So yeah, good job.
Yeah, wrecked answer, thanks. Alright, so the Pokémon that
we're talking about this week is the Pokemon that comes after
Beedrill in the Pokédex. Does anybody know who that is
now? It's not, it's not the evolved
form of Beedrill so I can understand if you're, if you
don't exactly know. Spiro.
All right, kind, you know, pretty much.
It's obviously a pudgy, so we're not talking about you today,
we're talking about a Pokémon, all right, I grew up, you know.
No you know watching Pudgy's you know counting them, listen to
their calls. I mean you know just Pudgy's in
general are out a staple of my childhood.
Are you saying that you hung out with other fat kids that we
that's why I feel like you're saying, you talk to your pudgy.
Pudgy does sound like a horrible slang term for a fat person.
It says, yeah, it sounds like a derogatory term back to stop
using about the Tiny Bird Pokemon.
Oh God! Look at all this budgies.
Were there. It's so sad.
Those punches can't even run on
the treadmill, dude. Here, I'm going to go tease them
with some ice cream here but I do see plenty.
Hey, be nice. Yeah guys attention.
So I well okay, so how are you supposed to say it?
Then Professor. Okay, the Pokémon that we're
talking about today is, of course, the Tiny Bird.
Pokemon piggley. G0 Pidgey, not pudgy.
Yes, there's not a you You okay. Okay, so it's pronounced Pidgey,
my bad. It is known as a tiny bird.
Pokemon. Now, it's not the first
flying-type Pokémon that we've talked about no Charizard took
that title. And then we also talked about
Butterfree, which is also a flying-type Pokémon.
And we talked about Metapod, Metapod is not a flying-type
Pokémon minute pot. Yeah, it helps them on Mel.
I mean, if you throw it fast enough, it's flying type.
Yeah, I'll just wing it around. Come flying right back to you.
That's right. But he jie is, I believe the
first normal-type Pokémon that we are talking about now, of
course I've stated before, I don't really believe and the
typing system, I think a much better way to categorize Pokemon
is based on their egg group, that does a lot of time fun when
they're typing, okay, I can see, I can see, I'm losing, I'm
losing the class. Sorry, you said normal-type
Pokémon the most boring type in the fucking world, so, well, Is
it, is it what? So what do we know about
normal-type Pokémon? I mean there are normal when I
see her, I see a fire type Pokemon.
I'm like okay, that's a fire-type Pokémon.
Its breathing fire or it has fire spewing out of it somewhere
or write a water type Pokemon that Pokémon lives underwater or
it, or it spits out water or something like that.
What does it mean to be a normal-type Pokémon?
I don't know no different than just us humans.
You know. We're I mean are we normal-type
Pokémon to and we don't know it yet.
I mean that that is a very deep question.
In our humans Pokémon. I mean it is massively fans
Pokemon. Yeah.
Are we doing weakest? Normal-type Pokémon to question.
No. So the thing about normal-type
Pokémon is, you kind of, its kind of assumed that they are
the weakest of all types, but you need to, you need to take
into account, everybody thinks that it's kind of the absence of
having a tight. But I think it's, I think it's
very much the opposite. I think a normal-type Pokémon
has The all the tiles combined. Yeah.
It's has a better. I can't think of the word bread,
that's not the word but it's see a normal-type Pokémon.
Has a better chance of luring a move outside of its outside of
its type, then a regular Pokemon.
So like a fire type Pokemon isn't going to learn a
watertight move. Well right, I mean it might but
it's rare but if you have Their Pokémon like Persian or Taurus a
Torah scholar. Flamethrower, a Persian can
learn thunder, right? That's just it's these these
normal these normal-type Pokémon, which you wouldn't
expect to have this Attunement to the taipings that they do.
And so that's why I think normal-type Pokémon.
They kind of get a bad rub but they they have a better
Attunement to different typings than say, you know what other
type Pokemon Pidgey on the other hand doesn't It really fit that
mold put. Jesus the born ass fucking bird.
That's all it is boring Birds. But it's, it's such a visceral
remembrance of my childhood. It just it brings back so many
memories. How does that remind you of
talking to other pudgy kids in school?
Mr. Curtis, I mean, just just bird watching and and used to
bird watch with your pudgy. Friends used to watch pidgeys
with the pudgy. I was locked in the Closet of my
oh sorry. It's just okay.
That's not like a quite a dark place you're going to, I'm
sorry. Yeah it's a closet.
That's probably not a whole lot of light in there.
Let's press those memories for a reason.
We don't need to let their let's change the let's, let's get her
to talk the topic here. Hey, let's mr.
Curtis. Do you want to do?
Don't talk about it, man. It's going on.
No, no, I do not know what you do, I think will help mr.
Cursor, press those memories, killing another Squirtle looking
at a real-life pitchy here. I just so happen to have one
right here. Whoa, look at that little
fluttery bad boy. Oh see, he's got some spunk to
him little pecker. Let's call him pecker, we are
now. Well, I was going to ask you
guys what names you think would be nice.
I was thinking, twittg might be a good name pecker.
Let's do it now. I don't, I'm gonna say no to
pecker, you're not the decision maker mr.
Curtis, what do you think, man? Mr. Pecs.
Mister mister pecs is actually very good.
I'm more on board for mr. Pecs.
I like mr. Packs.
However, it's not quite, I wouldn't say it's quite
indicative of the nature of that.
As you can see the pic, he's just kind of flying around in
fact I think. Oh yeah there goes that lamb it
landed on your shoulder. Their Corbin.
These are known for being quite docile.
Whoa quite okay no it's just shit all over my shirt.
Okay. All right.
Get off. No, Devon.
Very loose bowels too. She's Christ or how strange.
Mr. Packs. Okay.
Well, let's will put well. Are we?
Are we, are we? Okay, it stinks.
I'm sorry. Just if I touch it, it just
Okay. We okay with the mr.
Pecks name? Yeah sure.
Okay. Well let me, let me go ahead and
put mr. Pecks right back into its
Pokéball, please, Good morning, mr.
Curtis. I do you have a replacement
shirt for for Corbin there? Oh, well, you know, I've got my,
you know what, I tell you what, I'll give Corbin the shirt off
of my back literally really, okay?
So you're just gonna. Okay.
All right. That's fine.
He gets you right here. Thanks.
Thank you. I did not expect him to have a
six-pack. Wow.
Yeah, I guess we should call you mr.
Pecs to mr. Curtis.
That's right. God damn it.
Wait. You know?
Wait, he drew those on with a sharpie?
A good Optical sure. He wouldn't tell anyone my nose.
Those are tits, mr. Curtis you can't fool us.
You have a, I'll just get my spinarak woven flame retardant
shirt out of my backpack. He did say that were on that
way, I can, you know, I can take the Rapidash home.
So good. It's just very sticky.
So I don't like to leave it on during the day but Curtis give a
shirt. That's not Surly address size
for me, I'm 10, that's what I got.
He gave you the shirt, literally off his back, okay?
Alright, the only word that I am grateful to thank you.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
I didn't give it to you out of the goodness of my heart.
I gave it to you because the professor asked me to give you
my shirt. So, okay.
Well, I asked you to give him a shirt and I said, I didn't.
I said, do you have a shirt? I didn't say, take off your
shirt and give it to him. I mean, tomato tomahto.
So, okay, alright, so let's talk about piggy while he was out
here. Did you guys notice anything in
particular? Anything you want to comment on
anything interesting about our first normal-type Pokémon here,
very runny stool, know anything that doesn't have to do with its
bowel movements. I think it's I think it's pretty
pretty plain. Actually not mean tiny little
legs observation not a whole lot of know-how will whole lot of
meat there. We do not hunt pidgeys you.
What's not worth your time? I am not going to hunt pidgeys,
but that bastard like me again. I've just might, I like pidgeys
round body. It's just kind of like perfectly
round. We like a little head on top.
Yeah, it's kind of looks like the symbol of a Twitter a little
bit. Well, I'm sure I'm sure.
Well, I think Twitter is designed it's emulating, the
noise, a pigeon makes right for us.
That's right. The anumana onomatopoeia for
Pidgey, right? Which Pokémon is that
onomatopoeia? No, no, that's our cheese.
I'm sorry, I forgot, he's a ten-year-old.
Doesn't know what words are, right.
Well, you know what, let's let's dive into the meat.
We, we fast around enough. All right, let's let's talk
about, let's read these Pokedex entries about our little bird.
There are little tiny bird Pokemon.
Alright. Okay, alright, so what region,
should we start with anybody? Anybody wanna?
Let's start with what we haven't started with before?
How about cans que Canta? Yeah, it's a good.
Okay. I mean, I think it's a
resounding. I can't do.
So, let's start there. Okay.
A common sight in forests and
woods it, flaps its wings at ground level to Kip to kick up
blinding sand. I believe that is its sand
attack. Move sounds.
It. Yeah, next one says very docile.
If attacked it will often kick ups and to protect itself rather
than fight back, there's no sand in that tree when the Ekans got
it, a few weeks ago. I knew he says, he s kill the
fucking bitch. It's just a blood splattered all
over the fucking with it. There's no set of Entry.
It's just fucking that just died.
Yes. Well, unfortunately, because of
their docile nature, they are. Aren't they aren't that good at
fighting? So they are kind of easy
pickings for a lot of pray and you pray that's bigger than them
which is more little nugget. All right, if at all possible it
will try to avoid battles small or weak.
Enemies are blown away by Whirlwind.
This is another move. I like these Pokedex entries
are, are not only like, laying out what moves that are commonly
known by pages, but it's talking about how it does them to, like
practice. Next entry should be.
Yeah, right. Like the practicality of the
moves that it uses it for not just it knows this or it does
this. Or it looks like this.
It's like where it doesn't move that much.
It doesn't really move it. Can't move that much.
I'm looking at you Kakuna. Yeah.
Boring fucker. Okay that's it from the Kanto
region. Let's move on in order to the
Johto region and get I don't know if that's a really an order
but I guess it's right next door.
So well. Huh.
It usually hides in Tall Grass because it dislikes fighting it
protects Itself by kicking Up Sand common and grassy areas and
forests. It is very docile and we'll
Chase off enemies by flapping ups and I may have spoken too
soon. Okay, nevermind out sitting
repetitive it rapidly flaps its wings in the grass and the
grass, stirring up a dust cloud, that drives, that drives insect,
prey out into the open. Okay?
So now that's that's another A method of getting its food out.
So not only does it use its wings to, you know, kick up,
remove enemies or kick UPS and it also drives its food out of
the grass. So nice, very interesting.
Okay, that's it for the Johto region time for the Hoenn
region. Let's see what Professor Birch
has prepared for us today. Oh God, it's actually not that
bad. Did she has an extremely sharp
sense of direction? It is capable of unerringly
returning home to its nest. However, far.
It may be removed from its familiar surroundings.
Damn. Okay.
Damn. I mean, that's pretty good.
Pretty solid. So you could you did you fly
home? You could stick a Pidgey.
I could grab a Pidgey over here, from the woods outside of
Saffron City here and I could use a Pokeball, okay, well, I
could put in a Pokeball stick that poke a ball inside The
world when Islands in a fucking cave and that motherfucker is
going to find its way home don't I mean okay it has a good sense
of direction. It doesn't mean you can go
through whirlwinds and and and like incredible whether in fact
it's not even that that strong it, I'm not even sure it could
fly over that amount of water. It would probably not.
I mean it'd be it'd be heading straight in the direction of
home as it fell into the water and died but yeah.
Okay I guess you're right. We won't tell.
Them, I already have. It didn't work.
Ha ha ha. Okay.
Good to know. Does not like to fight it hides
and Tall Grass. What doesn't like to fight?
I guess, Delta G obviously. It's a bitchy piggy does not
like to fight it hides and Tall Grass and so on it.
Literally it literally says and so our way into all that you
were just paraphrasing it literally says and so on like
what? And so on what what other what
is so on? What a so on?
Flowers. What does that mean?
It lives in grass and so on. I mean, like so on foraging for
food, live in deserts to doesn't live underwater those, you
feeling a lot with that. Yeah.
Grass like things, I guess. Okay.
Um, so yeah, it hides and Tall Grass and so on foraging for
food such as small bugs, all right?
So what do you guys think that Pidgey is normally eat, you
know, from the Pokémon, we've talked about so far, which of
those. Do you think the Pidgey would
Would take the most pleasure and eat probably look up at
something. That's not going to move a whole
lot. It's a Caterpie can probably
probably a Caterpie would be better, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure if a pidgeys beak can get through menopause shell,
I would think something like a pick a pack or something.
That would be safest metal. I mean, at least we do has like
Stingers. I think I think probably a
Caterpie would be the smartest option.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not sure. I think I'm sure I'm sure a
Pidgey could probably We do as long as it was careful to avoid
the tip the barbs. But yeah, I would say, I would
say Caterpie are probably what this Pokemon primarily eats and
maybe there's a few bug type Pokemon that we haven't talked
about quite yet that it would also like to eat.
But of course, we'll get there when we get there.
All right. Yeah, cloning site.
I'm sorry. Well, I'm sorry.
What was that? Mr. Curtis, you were.
I said I'm holding my breath. Well yeah.
You have to hold it for an extremely long time.
Yeah. Yeah, we'll talk about we'll
talk about how pg&e's spinarak another time I do you does eat
spinner actually. Actually it's quite funny
because you know they do try to come after the spinner acts but
a lot of times I find them strung up and suck dried from
the ariados webs. That's around my back porch.
Oh my God but your spinner acts evolved recently.
What the fuck? I thought they're also called
you. So I have I have a you know I
have a Ashley spinner acts, but I do have probably about a
dozen, are you? So you'll just just come back
home and just casually see like a deflated Pidgey body's
completely sucked dry. It definitely fits the word is
desiccated. Excuse me, excuse ID.
Strung up in the Jarritos, webs around my back door.
Ya know, once they're wonderful is desiccated the word, it's all
of the moisture is left in spot because he desecrated not
desiccated. No, I don't think that's the
crate. It is, is not the right word.
Either, there's a word that that That means sucking the blood out
of something but I know it was DT sanguine ated.
I think he's saying when I will just say well she's that it's
sucked dry that pigeon was see the hadees.
It is a common occurrence for Piggies to get sucked into
Curtis is out of town. She's okay, I'm still in the
Hoenn region. A common sight in forests and
woods. So we got forests Woods.
I think it's the same thing. But I mean, again, I'm a
boardgame on my all the same in the same listing, right?
But we also have grassy areas that was in a different Pokedex
entries. Yeah, entry.
And yeah, Too Tall. Grass.
You said right? Yeah.
Aw. Well, yeah.
It does hide in Tall Grass to and grassy area.
Okay. Sorry about that and Fields of
woods. Fields of trees fields and
woods. Yeah, it's it lives in forests
and woods and so on fields of trees I See Fields of trees ran.
Oh God, who sing that again let's the dragon Master right?
Yeah good song. That's right Lads dragon strong
let's try from okay so that does it for the Hoenn region.
The last one I was reading was actually a copy of a previous
one so we don't need to read it. It, let's move on to the center
region. I think there was one here and
beyond that, I think that's it for the, for the regional
Pokedex entries. It is docile and prefers to
avoid conflict if disturbed, however, it can ferociously
strike back with what good, you know, that's a damn good
question. It does not say, that's
disappointing, maybe, maybe, it's because maybe people will
see ya, maybe it shits on them, like it did me or the sand that
they keep well, About, I don't see ferociously striking back,
makes me think it's going to like harm the thing that's
attacking it but we the the whirlwinds just, you know, blow
pushes it away and the sand attack just puts like, it makes
it blind, right? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. So, so I guess pack option
Peckham with it works, Sky attack.
Well, you know, I don't think, I don't think a Pidgey has the
capability of the sky attack. However, however, interesting
fact. It is possible for a Pidgey to
learn the move. Toxic.
Why interesting? Yeah, so a Pidgey can somehow
shoot toxic out of its body. I don't know where I don't know
where that's all. I know just ask me and my dirty
shirt. Yeah, yeah.
You have a ever-increasing poison damage.
Their carbon tell you what? Definitely not feeling too.
Well that was definitely more than just poop.
So take it take it left its toxic on me.
Okay, I have one last one, last interesting fact about the moves
that pitch you can learn. There's a certain move tutor
that can that can teach of Pidgey the move Heat Wave I'm
sorry. Did you can learn Heatwave talk
about untapped potential with those little bastards?
Not I'm not talking about Pidgeotto, I'm not talking about
Pidgeot Pidgey, can learn a heat lamp Pidgey.
Also no-fly probably I think you can do fly.
So who the fuck? I mean like, you just Grab onto
that little bat. You have to be away like 10 like
or like like put you have to basically be a newborn and grab
onto pidgeys fucking. Obviously everybody, everybody
gets so confused like hoping there's little bird, Pokemon
karaoke Carry, a human being with flight.
It's come on, what you have to do you take the Pidgey or take,
whatever Pokemon is out of the Pokeball and say use fly.
Then you put yourself in the Poke Ball and then the Pidgey
picks you up and flies with it. Never thought of that.
Yeah, that's why you're not. Other smart, smrt smart.
All right. Who is ready for the unique?
Pokedex entries. Who criticizes?
That's right. Are you not not?
I actually was that. I can wait.
All of the regional ones. Yeah.
There's not that many. There's no a lowland region.
There's no Gap. There's literally, no Gallery
region. This is one of those Pokémon
that's not allowed in The Gallery at large doesn't have
fucking Birds. They're apparently color has
strict import laws. Yeah, I don't know.
It can't ruin the ecosystem. I mean you have to have certain
Pokémon certain areas whether or not allow Pidgey.
There throw off the ecosystem again.
Yeah, I mean that or they're just too lazy to, you know, put
in the effort so you know, make of Make an ecosystem that can
handle pidgeys. That's not how nature works.
But all right, it seems like every other region has been able
to handle it. There Corbin.
Hey, hey, there's hundreds of regions out there.
We don't know how they'll work. We're learning every day.
Oh sorry. Here, let me read the the
Pokedex From the Kalos region. A common sight in forests and
woods it. Flaps its wings at ground level
to kick up. Blinding sand.
Thanks guys. Thanks guys.
Thanks for literally copying. Copying the Johto region.
Yes. Suck unoriginal fuckers.
Sorry. I was mean I'm original fuckers.
Okay, we do isn't an original, these unique Pokedex entries
like it was from Ash and go is his name.
Go g0h, God Ah, I don't know. Okay, and also, this isn't
necessary. Okay, so these two, the first
two ones are from ashes Pokédex. The next one is from goes Rotom
phone. Are we counting that does that
count as a pokedex? Um, I guess?
Sure. I don't know.
The more info. The better just read it.
I mean I have a road time in my Pokedex so you have a wrote.
Yeah so yeah. Rotom is in a pokedex.
There isn't a pokedex on a Rotom.
Okay. All right.
I see your point here. He's out of tomato.
Cages, Jackie? Yeah.
All right, I'll just read these regardless of whether or not,
they're on a pokedex are wrote on phone.
All right? As his Pokedex says, Pidgey is a
flying Pokémon. It doesn't, it doesn't say
flying-type Pokémon just as flying Pokemon, which I think is
a pretty obvious observation, but whatever.
All right, all right. Among all the flying Pokemon, it
is the gentlest and easiest to capture a perfect Target for the
beginning. C'Mon trainer to test his
Pokemon skills. All right, maybe it's time.
I get one. Can I have mr.
Fix, maybe that's a good one. You gotta go and catch your own,
their, their Corbin. You can't just, you can't just
be taken. All of my Pokemon haven't taken
any of them. Can't just have to keep tryin to
fine catch my own after class. All right, this is just Pokedex
also gives us some information on pidgeys moveset.
It's the attacks on it can use pidgeys gust power.
Create tornados small tornadoes not like, you know, destroy your
village tornadoes. It also has a sand attack, which
we learned is how it beats. Its wings, close to the ground,
which is how it is. She is that alright, goes Rotom
phone says, Pidgey the Tiny Bird.
Pokemon certainly starting off like a regular Pokedex a normal
and flying-type Pidgey, doesn't usually like the battle, but I
won't hesitate to attack if provoked.
Okay. Okay.
All right. So that does it for the Pokedex
entries and of course, I will go ahead and read an unsourced
uncredited article or that's about the supposedly, the
biology of a Pidgey go. Please use a critical eye and
ear when listening to this. Where did you would you find
this one? Professor, this one weirdly
enough. It was underneath my bed.
I didn't put it there, but it was just there, how come I've
never seen this before? And it was just My bad.
Maybe it was old research from like another professor or
somebody that stayed in your house before you.
I don't know. No, no buddy.
No. Other living human being has
ever been in my house. Besides me.
Okay. Jesus someone's Auntie's.
I mean, trust me. I've tried, I've tried.
Yeah and I have a little have a little BB gun that I shoot him
with when a few tries to get too close.
All right. Piggy is a small plump body.
Davion Pokemon is primarily brown with a cream color.
Face Underside and flight feathers on top of its head is a
short crust of three. Tufts the center Crest feathers
are brown and the outer to Tufts are cream-colored, okay?
Just under its Crest or its narrow brown eyes.
Angular black markings extend from behind its eyes down his
cheeks, as a short stubby beak and two feet and are sorry and
feet with two toes in front and one in back.
So three toes all together. 1 2 in front, I'm back.
Both its beak and feet are grayish pink.
It has a short brown tail made out of Three Feathers.
Pidgey has an extremely sharp sense of direction and homing
instincts. It can travel straight back to
its nest regardless of how far away the, how far away they
might have flown. Well, is maybe not.
I mean, as long as it has a place to land and rest, I guess.
Yes, it is a docile Pokemon and generally prefers to flee from
its enemies rather than fight them by flapping its wings.
Rapidly. It can whip up dust clouds and
create whirlwinds to protect itself and flush out potential.
Prey kg is very common throughout its range and can
often be seen in Meadows and temperate forest.
All right, so we got Meadows grassland Forest Woods and
treating and filled with trees and Fields with yes, Fields with
at least one tree, right? All right, you're going you're
going to get a kick out of this next.
This next line here, Atkins and Sneasel.
Natural predators of kitschy ago.
I've seen it firsthand and believe it or not.
In addition to small bug Pokemon.
Pidgey preys on seedot. What?
Yeah, so though we will all feed see dots.
Okay. So that does it for our for the
lesson portion of today. Does anybody know what comes
next? Now, it's learn about the next
Pokemon, right? We sit down.
Down and we discussed the, you know, the personal experiences
we've had this past week and how they've changed just and allowed
us to grow as people when literally, when have we ever
done that? And then we ever done that mr.
Curtis. I wish we would do it.
Okay. Well hey this is your therapy
session today. Could be the first day
Professor. Nope.
Because what we're doing now and I'm not surprised you didn't
know this because it's a pop quiz won't like it.
Nowhere Pop Quiz. How we always write these are
thing. I never do.
It's my favorite part of the lesson.
So, who wait, why am I saying? Who does everybody have their
pens and pencils? Yes, I have a pencil pencil that
you asked for every week that we never fucking used for the quiz.
Yes, I have it. I mean, I as we've discussed
previously, I'm constantly taking notes with my Pens and
pencils. Well yeah, in case you need to
you know, do some complex equations.
You have some scrap paper and writing utensils, I write the
occasional note but I usually I usually take drawings of just
women. They just draw women sometimes,
just any women. Just any woman, really not.
I thought you were drawing Jinx over and over again.
No no, no, no. That's his mom that's definitely
as me that is a little rough looking there that woman.
Okay guys, let's focus up. Okay, question number one like
this drawing is a rough-looking woman of that was you, mr.
Curtis, I was drawing me that your shirt earlier.
Oh man. Well that that you need to work
on your reasonably accurate. Not gonna lie.
You think it's accurate? Yeah, it's pretty accurate.
It's pretty good done. It looks pretty damn good.
Yeah, you know what, you get an A on that drawing extra credit.
Let's go. Yeah, I didn't say that.
Okay well okay, question number Number 11 of Pidgey is common
moves, is sand attack, describe to me, how it achieves this
tactic. Hmm.
How does it achieve a quote-unquote?
Sand attack? All right, gonna answer from
Corbin. SO waiting on Curtis has answer,
that's okay, that's okay. It's not a timed quiz.
No time. Hurry up, Curtis isn't hurry up.
Take your quiz, I can hear him typing.
It's like typing one letter at like one. better every 10
seconds, he's like Corbin says it flaps, its wings close to the
ground to dust-ups Sandy into Sandy.
And I don't know who said he is with, that's what I wrote, but
it's a sand. Okay?
Okay. It does UPS and into the face of
the enemy and mr. Curtis says.
Pity does. Pity, does Flippy and flap real
good. Your the ground to kick up
saying that's right. It's a Pity.
Doesn't flip flap. Flip flops its feet around now.
Okay, listen, we all know Flippin flap real good beans
that have flaps. Its wings.
Close to the ground Curtis. Do you need your own fucking
language, man, you really, I understand him perfectly.
You could say that I'm I'm fluent in mr.
Curtis, thank you Professor. Thank you.
I'd only took you the first three times.
I took your class to level 6 going to be fair for the first
of two to this, a took my class. I didn't listen to a single
where I wasn't even aware that you were here.
It's just watched from the corner that was back when you
guys had a full class, right now, everyone's just on the last
days. Yeah, people stopped showing up
reprint tourist. Alright question, number two.
This is a true or false question.
So true or false? Yes a fifty fifty percent chance
here to get the right. I'm gonna go.
I see, I see mr. Curtis is already typing.
He's very eager pidgeys will not our sorry pitties.
Yeah, Piggies will not go out of their way to attack or seek
battle, boom, easy peasy. Again, I said that kind of weird
pidgeys will not go out of their way to attack or seek battle.
Not so sad. Fun was a good.
Okay, what? Thank you.
I got to be more. I got to be more sharing myself,
I gotta be high, you know, confident doing great.
You're doing great today. So today's you're not so good.
Today's here we go. I'm ready.
All right I have answers from both of them.
Corbin says true and mr. Curtis says true.
Pitties do not care for combat. Oh my God.
Just yes. So the answer is true, could you
do knock of their way to seek a fight or battle?
They are, in fact, Docile by Nature.
Yep. So that is a correct answer from
both of my students. Boom, my firewood.
So proud question. Number three.
Why you have to kind of? Think think carefully here.
All right. Oh, no.
And be very careful with your answer because there's a few
things, but there's one thing specific to Pidgey.
All right, why RPGs extremely useful as mail carriers?
All right, maybe a few things here.
But there's something that's very specific to piggy that we
learned about today. And that makes it, you know,
suitable for this job, please take take all the time that you
need and I'll I thought for a second.
You said carrying mail like milk boys is like veggies carry Boys
around. Oh my God, as long as they're in
Pokeballs and they know the move fly.
Oh my goodness, I have mr. Curses answer before Corbin has
input. Hell, I thought I'd press enter.
Excuse me. Okay, all right, dancers are in
slow today, my bed. Okay?
So Corbin said because they can always Turn to the location.
They left from unless there's a snowstorm, Whirlwind tornado and
so on. So not always but, you know,
very largest Pokedex always. Well, I mean there's there's a
there's a phrase here that you're not that you didn't quite
get. Let's read mr.
Curtis has answer and see if he is see if he got the phrase.
I'm looking for pity's have extremely good sense of
direction. Even if it's not unfamiliar
areas, that is exactly, right? That's the sense of direction.
There is the key thing. We always make his way back
home. You you did.
And you know what I'm feeling? I'm feeling very yesterday maybe
it's yeah, seeing the cute, the cute mr.
Pecs and watching him poop on your shirt and put me in a good
mood that puts you in a good mood that made you feel good.
Okay, cool. Yeah, nice little.
That's your thing. Professor not know.
I just anytime that, you know, you experienced hardship, you
know, but it's puts me in a generally happy mood.
Well, that's great. I'll have to do is like punch
myself in the dick and you give me an A on every quiz, right?
You won't do it. No balls.
Oh my God. I do look pretty happy about it.
So we'll say. All right, but her you guys both
get the correct. You guys both got that one.
Correct. So full score to all of you.
There's one question left besides kicking Up Sand.
What is another method? Pidgey uses to avoid battle with
small or weak enemies? Still waiting on a mash?
I'm sure. Well-thought-out answer from mr.
Carlos, I'm sure are we We go, I'm ready.
All right, Corbin responded with it uses Whirlwind and a flaps
its wings to make them go bye-bye.
Yes, correct does. You can answer?
I love, I love your choice of words there.
I don't know. That was for you, mr.
Curtis had a feeling. You'd like to buy buy at the
end. See see, listen, Professor.
He does listen, learn from him. I wish you would listen to me
and not to you is the problem. He likes that.
I've dumbed down my answer for like a, like a two-year-old's.
He's like, I like this kid's. Got it.
This is This is something I could read.
Meanwhile, mr. Curtis responded with pities, do
blow those small, bad boys. Right away with whirly wind.
Jesus Christ. Yes, you know, I'll give it to
you, that that's close. Enough to a whirlwind that I
think, I think it's accurate. All right, so that does it for
today's quiz. I'm happy to say that you guys
both got a 100%. Let's go.
Again, all right it's a this is a pretty straightforward
Pokemon. There was not that much to learn
about it so don't you know don't pat yourself too hard on the
back, I will not good. Don't worry.
I have a terrible opinion of myself.
I wasn't going to get to actually.
Okay, as I can hear, somebody slapping their back all the way
from up here. And I'm not going to turn around
to look and see who it is, but I can hear it.
All right. Well, that does it for today's
lesson, does anybody know what we're gonna be talking about
next week? Butterfree because we already
did Butterfree. We talk about him again.
I like them Pete. It's not much else we could do
with Butterfree. We've kind of already kind of
hit all those high points. It is is definitely bigger
Pidgey, Vigor pigeon. Yeah, no.
Okay. So yes, we will be talking about
Vigor busy while but more commonly known as Pidgeotto,
which is the evolved form of the Pidgey.
Nice. That does it for today's lesson.
And as always, if you have questions for me, your wonderful
studious, perfect for me. No, you don't need to worry
about asking questions that I doubt he'll have any of the
answers. That's because he how old are
you again, 10? Okay.
Yeah. He's only 10.
That's right. But if you would also like some
learning guidance from your senior you know classmate here
your teacher's assistant I'd be happy to go through and read
over your answers and you know do some grammar.
Some about spelling check. Yeah.
Okay. Sure.
They're make sure they're correct.
It was not please do not peddling.
Your tutoring side. Hustle mr.
Curtis everyone is failing. Now, very everybody is failing
because the misinformation you've been giving them, right?
Know if you wish to ask me questions you can do.
So by emailing me at wwo Pokemon at gmail.com.
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I will happily answer any of your questions because, you
know, I just want to watch the world.
Learn I think it's, it's incredibly important to learn
about these wonderful creatures that we share our everyday lives
with, and we forced to battle for us to the death, um, or feed
to our spinner ant colonies, of course occasion.
Wait, do you do you feed them? I thought he was found them.
Like they work. Well, not So the the pidgeys get
caught in the artist webs but like, you know, we talked about
me catching other small Pokemon to feed to, you know, forgot how
gruesome your life is, like the little needles and stuff to feet
has been racks. I mean, you know, so they eat
the pigeons, they suck them dry. Damn right.
Yeah. So they just, they just, you
know, they get caught suck them dry, and then leave them hanging
from the webs, like little toad. Mmm, what do you got?
Kind of, what do you do with them?
I mean, you know, they just kind of hang there until the ariados
is, you know, tear down and rebuild their webs.
And then I kind of just sweep them into the woods and let you
know the other little decomposing Pokémon like
perfectly mummified pidgeys. Ooh anyways until next time
class is dismissed Mmm, what do you got?
Kind of, what do you do with them?
I mean, you know, they just kind of hang there until the ariados
is, you know, tear down and rebuild their webs.
And then I kind of just sweep them into the woods and let you
know the other little decomposing Pokémon like
perfectly mummified pidgeys. Ooh anyways until next time
class is dismissed