Hello there. Welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is of course Professor. Jacob and I and thank you so
much for listening to the 25th lesson in my Pokedex lecture
series. I'm so glad that you made it
this far. Because guys, this is when it
really starts to get exciting. Ting and it's all starting with
a Pokemon number 25. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
I shouldn't I shouldn't jump into that.
I need to, I need to, of course, introduce my wonderful, my
wonderful teaching assistant, who was always there a shining
Beacon of, you know, what really, you know, students
should strive not to be. So if you could just steer away
from the stuff that mr. Curtis does, I think you'll be
pretty golden. Yikes.
Oh okay, that well well I mean, thank you Professor.
I think that really needs a guiding room.
Yours tells everybody turned the opposite direction I gained.
I guess, I'm like the, you know, I always thought of myself as
like a like a lighthouse, a lighthouse because, you know,
the lighthouse sits on top of the rocks and tells the ships to
to swim away. So, I'm not, I'm not, I'm the
Lighthouse of the, of the classroom and I appreciate that.
Well, you're welcome. And what would a classroom be
without a student? And the student that we have
here today is, let me just go ahead and check the attendance
sheet, ah, cobra in court, korben korben, it's okay,
squirt. Apparently joining us today.
So thank you so much Corbin for being here.
What you do not know how to spell my name.
I've been in here for for what Five weeks now.
And you're looking at that call sheet.
It's 25 lessons 25 weeks. Right?
So you're looking to that, you're mean to tell me.
You don't know how to spell. How did you think my name was
just? I don't, I don't really
remember. You've been here 25 times
really? Yeah, 25 weeks.
Yeah. Yeah, man.
You know, honestly, I'm in charge of keeping keeping track
of the attendance record. So Professor does not worry,
much opportunity to learn your name.
He's got a lot of Pokémon names to learn.
He can't focus on reading, a students names.
I'm sorry student named, okay, but like I said, today is a very
special episode. We're talking about Pokemon
number 25. So I should we should get right
into it. Do either of you guys know what
Pokemon that is? Oh my God.
You I ha ha ha. Yeah, we can't on baby.
Definitely more palko that that lightning Mouse Pokemon brew and
that is a lightning Mouse while I guess more technically the
mouse Pokemon that's as category if you want to get specific
about it but it's not more Peko. It's not Pachirisu, it's not men
on or Plusle but it is one of those.
Take another guess. It's definitely.
What is it called? Okay, you got guys are
completely wrong. I'm just gonna go ahead and Say
it, it is Pikachu. The the mouse of Pokemon, yes.
Now, oh my God. Everybody I'm sure everybody has
seen Pikachu for some reason. It's kind of become really like
the unofficial mascot of our entire world, like, you see,
Pikachu iconography everywhere, right?
But so, I know you guys have seen a Pikachu before.
I like you've seen the iconography but you know, it's
very rare to actually see them in person because they are
they're actually very scarce. And they Don't like to be around
humans which is talked about in the Pokedex entries but lucky
luckily for you I am a wonderful Professor that was able to
secure one from. Yes, that's very hot.
Yes, the best Professor. You might settle.
All right, something on kiss-ass stopping and I was able to
secure one from Professor Oak. So I'm gonna throw him out right
now and let you take a look at them.
Pikachu. Whoa, okay, this is the second
Pikachu of may be seen in my entire life and the first one I
was like to, and I don't really remember it.
So, I guess this is kind of my first.
I don't know. I don't really count that but
this is slow. Holy shit.
There's so much smaller than I thought.
Yeah. And, you know, there's a lot of
drawings in them, that makes them look really chunky but
actually, you know, they aren't they are not chunky at all.
Excuse me, sir. This is Ty.
We're an ongoing lesson at the moments.
So pay for trouble nerds. I'm here for that Pikachu right
there. No no, thank you sir, I'm sorry,
I think yeah. You must be looking for you must
be in the wrong classroom because this is this is my
Pikachu. And well you can't take him
going down and then and then and then your Pikachu is going to be
my Pikachu because Team Rocket. Well, On the wrong one.
This is the right place. I'm at the right place and you
got the right Pikachu and I need that Pikachu.
I want that Pikachu. What I mean, you just gonna let
him have it. What are?
You know, if you look if you give me a Pokemon in the last 25
weeks, I could have defended, I could defend this, I can stop
him. Let me fight him.
Let me fight Herman Corbin. Let me do it.
What? I don't take it, I think you'll
you may notice he's not wearing rubber gloves.
I think he might get a shocking realization here pretty soon.
I'm okay. I'm gonna take a take a step
over, sure buddy, take them see what happens.
See what happens? Oh wow, this is way easier than
I thought. Okay, all right, come over here
little buddy. Is that not what you expected to
happen? Did you not know that Pikachu's?
Use lightning bolts as their as their primary form of noodles,
who knows that everyone have you okay?
Well let me let me If I the question, have you ever read a
pokedex entry once the Pokédex? Oh Jesus.
Oh goodness here. All right.
No, I'm gonna go ahead and now. I'm gonna go ahead and put
Pikachu back into his pokeball. If sir, I'm sorry, I didn't
quite catch your name. What was your name?
Mister Team Rocket Man, sir. Oh, my name is Team Rocket grunt
Ryan. I have to say my job title.
You know? That's, that's the deal here.
Okay. Team mister, mister Team Rocket.
Grunt Ryan. Would you?
Maybe, maybe you would enjoy sitting down and in the
classroom and, you know, taking a load off and maybe learning a
thing or two about Pikachu's 100?
Nope. No, actually, Ryan.
That's my seat. You're going to need.
To move over to the other side. Stand the whole.
There's an open spot like in front of court.
All right. All right.
Fine. Sure, Supergirl.
We let this guy. He just tried to steal your
Pokemon. She really let him sit down,
huh? Hey, and here's, here's a copy
of your syllabus Ryan. You did meet you did.
Miss the first twenty four classes, but that's okay.
I do hold review lessons. Everyday Oak.
In the library, we have a library.
Yeah, you know. Yeah, nobody tends to come to
them but you know, I always hope and I'm there.
So it gives me time to organize all and help grade.
All of the paperwork this is this is okay, so this guy just
tried to commit a robbery and we're just going to let him sit
here. We're just going to just going
to let them sit in front of me. I'm just gonna just let this guy
front and Sony's I tried committing theft.
Yeah. That is true and it wasn't he
didn't really try to hurt any of us.
It's right. Like I saw that really robbery
was that it It's tough though. Which I mean it's a different
crime but it is till still a crime but you know I just I
don't know. I think we should call.
I know Corbin Jenny, I don't trust them information is not is
not for any specific individual. Everybody has a right to
information and this pourcel this poor Team Rocket Grant has
never even heard of a pokedex. Before I think it is, I would
not be doing my duty as a Pokemon professor.
I did not let him at least sit in on this class and learn a
little That about the Pokémon that he's, you know, he's so
rudely tried to thieve from us. Oh, thank God.
See clap like what what uh what a high esteem.
We should all subscribe to and Ryan.
I'm am going to need you to sign this waiver.
I'm just this just absolves us of any any liability should.
Oh yeah. No I get that.
I understand. They probably should have had
like a little bit before the Pikachu shock to you but you
know, Wait, wait, I have never signed anything.
What do I get one too, mr. Curtis, don't know your your
your your mother signed that for me she in a sense.
Sold your soul to the class. Okay whatever I guess everyone I
guess you're right. I guess everyone deserves the
right to learn but he can't take this Pikachu afterwards.
This is yours. It's your Pikachu.
Be can't just be stealing Shane. Why would, why would you want to
take a peek at you? It's obviously the inferior type
bug is so far superior. Oh, c'mon.
Type here and I'm gonna cut you off before, throwing I purchase
unstable. And tirade, let's let's move
back into a normal class. Now we have, we have a new
classmate here and that's great. Well, I'm always looking for new
classmates. But before we really get into
the Pokedex entries, a while in the time that Pikachu was out,
was there is there anything like striking about the Pikachu that
you know you really want to that you want to talk about, you want
to discuss right now. I mean, it's a very yellow
creature and it's got those really cute like red cheeks.
I mean, you just want to have like pinch them now.
Yeah, that is a very astute observation on that Ryan.
You are, you are already a better student than Corbin, but
don't tell him. I said, what the fuck?
Don't tell him on now. Oh my God, least it'll smell
like burnt toast. Boom, got them.
Hey, nobody around, Hey, Jealousy.
He does have read little cheeks, those are actually Sachs that he
according to the Pokedex entries, stores the electricity.
And so, I would be very, very careful, you know, pinching them
and pulling on them, but yes, very good observations anything,
anything else Black-tipped ears. Yes, black-tipped ears and a
yellowtail. So that's pretty.
I think it was a pretty you know like I would say a simple kind
of looking Pokemon not too many bells and whistles but will know
it mr. Curtis, he's very simple looking
to maybe. Yeah.
We all simple Curtis. I'm I'm a simple man with simple
tastes sure. But yeah, well, I think we'll
learn that there is a lot under the hood.
Of your average Pikachu. So I think, without any further
Ado, we should just go ahead and jump right into the Pokedex
entries and what better place to start than the Good Ol Kanto
region. All right?
And listen, Ryan, I know this is your first class but please feel
free to ask any questions, you know, comment on any
observations that you have. This is a classroom.
We're all here to learn. Okay, well, we'll do.
All right, so let's go ahead and start in the Kanto region when
several of these Pokemon gather their electricity, We could
build and cause lightning storms.
What? Yeah, how many knots faster
specified. It says several.
Yes, more than it takes to, to cause a storm with a fuck.
Like, several kind of makes me think of three at least, right?
It's also three to four, at least.
If you had like 30 of them, you could like cause a natural
disaster. True.
It's like a never-ending lightning.
With chaos. Wow, I guess so this is okay.
I mean normally we would you know, discuss how to you know,
cause natural disasters in the classroom but I suppose yes you
that you could do that. Forgiveness Grand ideas.
Okay. Have you seen some of the other
evil teams that sort that's their game.
That's what they love doing me. I just steal Pokémon we make
money. Okay.
You know, I'm just gonna I do, I do have a question for you so
you steal Pokémon Mmm, so step one steal Pokémon step to
question. Mark question mark, question
mark step three Prophets You Know human trafficking?
I am very aware of that. Yes, actually I see your point.
Well there's there's a market for Pokemon trafficking, you
know, some Pokemon are considered invasive species and
we want to invade areas but those Pokémon.
Oh. Okay man, there.
And then I suppose cause of like a lot of bad stuff.
That's and that should matter. How do you do that?
Just for the hell of it or just trust.
I'm just a part of the process. I don't know what like Giovanni
gets out of this or anything. You're not, you're on the ideas
guy. No, no, I just do stuff.
Okay. All right, I'm gonna go ahead
and keep on discussing these folks.
Right, Ryan says, simple a simple, man.
He sees a Pikachu. He takes Pikachu, get shocked by
it happens, every time. Have you tried to Rob and you
still don't know that it's gonna happen again.
It's the one time you got really bad it, like you spend it on me.
I didn't wake up for like, three days must also cause memory
loss. I'm assuming they pronounced you
dead for a minute there. All right.
Sorry. We should we have listen,
there's a lot of Pokedex entries for Pikachu.
I should keep on reading. It keeps its tail race to
monitor its Roundings, If You Yank his tail, it will try to
bite you. All right.
So let's go ahead. We have one more pokedex entry
here from the Kanto region. It lives in forests away from
people, it stores electricity, and it's cheeks.
For is zapping an enemy if it is attacked, I know how that feels
many times. Yeah, you have severe nerve
damage. You don't wear anything when
it's snowing outside. She will my hands anymore.
Wow. That's what I mean.
That's that's amazing. Yeah.
Wait. Let me, let me, let me get a
peep at those hands. Oh, here you go.
Oh! Oh my goodness!
They're just cat. They're practically bone.
Skin is falling like excruciating pain.
You broke. One of your compensation is it's
probably should be doubled. Yeah, I don't get paid enough
for this man. Oh, we don't get comp.
Why you hoo that's bullshit? Okay, he's in It For the Love of
the Game. Okay, so, so that last pokedex
entry, it gave us one of the first, like, uses of Pikachu
electricity. Now, of course, we saw that
already but it says, I should, I want to like restate, this, it
it stores electricity and it's cheeks for zapping, an enemy.
If it is attack, so it will use the, like, your electricity for
defense. But will come to see that
there's a lot more uses for this electricity.
All right, so in the Johto region, the first pokedex entry
says this intelligent C'Mon. Roasts hard berries with
electricity to make them tender enough to eat.
So when it is, angered it immediately discharges the
energy stored in the pouches in its cheek.
And then one last one here, it's very similar to the first one
that I read this intelligent Pokemon roasts.
Hard berries with electricity to make them tender enough to eat
now. Now, Ryan, mr.
Team Grant Team Rocket grunt Ryan.
You don't know this because of course, you've never seen a
pokedex entry before in your life but the home Region comes
to us from Professor Birch, over in the Hoenn region and boy does
this man cook up some wild Pokedex entries?
So all right, hit them. Yeah.
Let's let's see, let's see what he has for us today.
Yeah, he's wild. He's been sniffing some
Shroomish. Let's just say that he's wild.
All right, whenever Pikachu comes across something new it
blasts it with a jolt of electricity if you come across a
black and Barry, it's evidence that this Pokemon mistook, the
intensity of its charge. Also it doesn't have like A full
control. It could just bite discharge
everything. Yeah, at random sounds like
this. Oh, a new rock.
George. Like okay.
So like if you have a pet Pikachu and you want to get
something for Christmas, you throw a ball, its way.
There's just blow up the ball like this.
Just go. Oh, and the shock.
It, I would like New York. I like everything new in front
of it. Yeah, I like listen, according
to Professor Birch, who has had a lot of experience with
Pokemon. It seems to be that whenever a
Pikachu, see something new. It shocks it, although I would
probably say it doesn't shock everyone.
Look. But maybe the first rock that
had ever saw it would maybe shop.
Oh God. What is that?
And I also like, how the fuck is perfect?
Accessory says if you come across a black and bury its
evidence this Pokemon mistook, the intensity of his charge.
There is absolutely no other reason that you could come
across the black and Barry. What if it's a Blackberry and no
no well there's a difference between black end and just being
black. Well Well, are you a botanist?
Not really? Yeah, I mean, come on.
All right, let's move on to this next poker Century here.
From the Hoenn region. This Pokemon has electricity
storing patches and it's cheeks doesn't explain how it does.
It just says it has them. These appear it when they
appear. There are these appear to become
electrically charged during the night while Pikachu sleeps?
Yeah, I mean you could check that one out, couldn't you
Professor Birch? You could like, I don't know.
Guarantee it maybe not just say, oh, it appears it appears that
they charged. But now, according to Professor
Birch, these appear to become electrically charged during the
night while Pikachu sleeps. It occasionally discharges
electricity when it's dozy after waking up more evidence.
That Pikachu doesn't have full control over.
Its electrical discharge. Yeah.
Too much power fat little body to handle.
Listen, I'll take an an invention, a venom mised bite
from a Spinarak any day Ryan, he has a colony at home of that's
better acts that apparently genetically modified area doses.
It's just, it's all about that. Sounds awful.
Yeah, don't go to his house. What are you talking about?
Yeah, don't go to his house. Probably don't look into his
backpack or really get anywhere near him.
I think would probably be a good idea.
Noted bug types are the best time as I've already spoken
about and and I will make the most genetically pure and super
spinarak. That the region has ever seen.
So another way here from the Hoenn region, you see I told you
there was a lot of Pikachu entries in the Pokédex Professor
Birch. Actually wrote more than just to
this time. So here's another one from him.
It's stores. Electricity in the electrics
acts on its cheeks when it releases pent-up energy and a
burst. The electric power is equal to a
lightning bolt. Wow, can you can you confirm or
deny? That statement there a mr.
Ryan. Yeah, I'd say it's about the
equivalent of getting hit by lightning.
Have you been hit by lightning before?
Can you compare this? I may be in shock by enough.
Pikachu's, kind of. I think I can assume at this
point. Okay, it's amazing.
I mean like the chances of living through a lightning ball
is pretty rare, but he seemed to do it every time.
It's it's a Livin but it's not because they don't pay you.
I didn't say it was a good puppy.
That's right. All right, so that doesn't for
the Hoenn region. It's time to move on to the
center region. It lives in forests with others.
I assume the others here, is referring to other Pikachu and
not just other people that you know, it's chilling with.
You see the sin 0 ones, they're very more open and out about you
know, the cancer ones are very private people.
That listen, hey, we do it right here in the Kanto region.
It's in a region, I don't know. Listen, I don't know.
Okay. Party City over there.
Yeah. They focus on trees are kind of
like they're up to the user to kind of interpret however they
want. So yeah, it lives in forest with
others in parentheses Pikachu's. Probably it's may be mr.
Mom you never know maybe mr. Mime who knows its stores?
Electricity in the pouches on its cheeks.
Another one here says, if it looses crackling power from the
electrical packed pouches on his cheeks, it is being wary if it
looses. Crackling power from electrical
patches on his cheek. It is being weary, all right?
Basically, that's another. It just, it just, it's being
weary, it's a little bit cautious.
So it's loosing the power from its cheese.
All right. Oh, that's what those warning
signs. Okay, I guess you learned by now
but I guess not. It took 25 times.
I guess. 25 you've done this. You where were you even finding
these Pikachu's? I have We good luck.
If they're like, yeah, he's the luckiest and unluckiest Grunt in
the world. I'm good at finding that like
but not good. At catching them basically Team
Rocket. So listen, I have a little bit
of insight on the goings-on in Team Rocket.
Don't ask how but I do know that you know this this first mission
of getting a Pikachu is one that they generally.
Like you know it's kind of like a joke Mission because Pikachu's
are so rare. It's very unlikely that they'll
even find one. But But I guess that joke was
kind of lost on you and they realize that.
Hey, man, there's to combine a bunch of Pikachu.
Let's just keep sending me on this journey.
So there's some more here from the Centre region.
It occasionally uses an electric shock to recharge a fellow
Pikachu. That is in a weakened state.
Well that's cool. Yeah.
So apparently Pikachu's can be healed with lightning shock so I
remember we were talking before if Pikachu does or doesn't feel
like TriCity it does apparently but it kind of has the opposite
effect that it does on us that's badass.
So like if you have a Pikachu if you have one Pikachu and it
faints, you don't have another Pikachu around.
I could just whip out a taser, taste the shit out of it and
then we'll just save money on potions, right?
I mean, going, Off of the information that I've been given
in these Pokedex entries I would have to say yes.
Wow, okay, well I guess it's not technically abuse.
So it works drinks. Like so what you do you charge
your battery? Yeah.
When your phone dies, you do you charge that shit.
So you do the same thing with just with the pie you throw to
them together. Luckily for us the Aloha region
does have some Pokedex entries. I will say the oh, In normally
has some pretty spot-on pokedex entry is but they, I guess the
guy who normally writes them was taking the day off on this one
because the first one goes, a plan was recently announced to
gather many Pikachu and make an electric power plant.
Now, that's not anything about it, that's knowledge.
Listen, I'll say that some interesting information but it
tells us nothing about the issue, right?
We've learned everything. So now we're just saying what it
can do for for Humanity. I will adjust much better.
I think this X1, will prove that okay.
It's in its nature to store electricity.
If it feels stressed now and then if it wait home, it feels
stressed now and then if it's unable to fully discharge the
electricity. Okay.
Yeah. So you're doing it a favor
there, mr. Ryan, you're a given Pikachu, an
outlet to release that energy. It's been storing up.
I see I'm a hero here. Well, you tried to commit theft
and you are Team Rocket. So you are inherently the
villain. I suppose.
Listen, it's all about perspective.
That's true. What it what perspective is
stealing Pokemon? The good guys.
It's how about we just move on then?
Yeah. Haha I think I won this bout.
All right. There's two more entries here
from the Aloha region. Its nature is the store up
electricity. Forests where nests of Pikachu.
Live are dangerous since the trees are so often struck by
lightning, yikes. So sort of forest fire.
We kind of read before that you know that when Pikachu's are
like I gather they are electricity build up and cause
lightning storms. However, I would say this book
is centuries a little bit vague and it's hard to tell if it says
like since the tree is are so often struck by lightning, it
doesn't say that because the Pikachu's aren't there.
That's That's why the lightning strikes or maybe it's just
saying that Pikachu is like to live.
We're lightening is frequently striking.
Maybe it's a little bit unclear if you ask me.
Okay, a couple more Pokedex entries here from the Aloha
region while sleeping. It generates electricity in the
stacks in its cheeks. If it's not getting enough sleep
it will be able to use only weak electricity.
Should find some weaker ones. Maybe it's very tired one.
Yeah. So So here, let me, let me help
you out there, mr. Ryan.
So, maybe maybe you just like kind of like keep a Pikachu
awake for a little bit by poking it with a stick every so often
and then after hasn't slept for a bit, you just pick it up and
then I can't shock you. There you go.
Look at that. Don't do it.
But there you go. Putting that in my note fun
later. I'm a student that takes notes.
Corbin you could learn a thing or two from mr.
Ryan, I remember everything mentally, I don't need to take
notes, okay? What?
What can Charizard melt with?
Its breath, go almost anything wrong.
It can melt. Absolutely, I can't even
absolutely everything lutely ever.
And I know that because I as we have discussed before, I do
take, copious dick. No, I know that I just don't
believe that. It's ridiculous.
I think it's hyperbolic. I think Professor Oak is a nut
for writing man. Howard are you sir?
I will not have you slander. The great Professor Oak in My
classroom. I am this close to asking you to
leave Corbin. You're not gonna do that because
I'm the star student. I don't know.
I think mr.
Ryan here is started to a clip, she or he's Takin notes.
He's being well, guess what? He's gone after this class.
So it's going to be back to me, being the star student.
So, enjoy it while you have it for the full package.
I mean, that was part of my account.
The a one percent discount if you sign up for all 897 lessons.
So keep that in mind. That is the contingent on how
well you do on the pop quizzes that follow every lesson.
So if you don't get it 100, you kind of lose that one percent
discount. So all right, so let me go
ahead. There's one more pokedex entry
here from the lower region. It says this forest-dwelling
Pokemon stores, electricity and it's cheeks.
So you'll feel the tingly shocked if you touch it.
Yeah. Like so if you had even read one
Pokédex entry there, Ryan you probably would have noticed or
no? No, I was I want to save me so
many trips to the hospital. Probably, what kind of health
benefits this Team Rocket give is it like that?
Not that it's not great. Like II mean I get I get dental
but like that's good. Oh wow, okay, that's pretty
good. How's your vision plan
non-existent yes. So unfortunate.
Yeah. They actually I've heard that
they actually poke you in the eyes if you don't catch enough
Pokemon in a single week. Yeah, I saw that happen to that
guy. It was, it was not good.
They poke them with like a my god.
Well, what's the thing? What's the bug with the knive
hands? The no, no no Scyther.
Yeah, that's it. Wow, that was surprisingly good.
Are you there? Corvin normally when I ask, Ask
you you know with a Pokemon that we're learning you can't you can
barely come up with a Pokémon's they have yet you you figure it
out. It was site there from knife
hands. Hey sometimes I surprise
oppressor little bit surprised myself.
I know you. I know you surprised me Corbin
good idea here is that here you can have a gold star.
Thanks. Thank you.
Good. To be the star student again
feels good and I think they're, I think mr.
Ryan gets two gold stars for the fuck, for bringing that out in
you. So, here you go.
Mr. Ryan to Holt's. What's the fuckin mr.
Robert. Yeah.
And and here Professor, you can have three of my stars you
because you're you are just one for leading the class so well
one for teaching so well and one for just looking so snazzy.
Tire Stars wet weather. Oh God.
Why? What they heard that song?
Yeah you can like you can practically hear them just
dripping. Oh that's gross.
I don't want to know where you kept them.
Right, please continue. Okay, listen, I love it when
students eager to learn so I will go ahead and continue, its
that. Does it actually for the Lola
region? Let me go ahead and move on to
the ghoul, our region and Cal, are they say that Pikachu are
Pikachu? That can generate powerful
electricity have cheeks acts that are extra soft and super
stretchy. I felt gross saying that, if you
want to know, if Pikachu is has powerful electricity.
Just go ahead and cop a feel on its sack and You'll find out
real quick. Another pokedex entry here from
the gala region. It says a, when Pikachu meet,
they all touch their tails together and exchange
electricity through them as a form of greeting.
Oh, well, that's adorable. That's just so cute.
Yeah, and so is like so not only like it's a little bit of a
greeting but they're also kind of, you know, like healing them
a little bit, making sure, you know, they're in Tip-Top shape.
So that would be like me if I whenever I would see Ryan on the
street, that would be Because I like, hey, how's it going?
This put a little bandaid on them.
Oh, you guys wouldn't touch, but I mean I was thinking just a
high-five but we won't touch Barton.
No, that's Corbin. That's just the special greeting
we have, okay? Right.
That's special between you and me though.
Oh, I see I understand because they touch their tails together.
Okay. I see I see where the vine
crying that's. I mean, it makes sense.
You guys, you would realistically, if you want to do
a Pikachu did, if you saw Ryan or somebody on the street, you
would touch their, but with your butt, and then give him a
Band-Aid, you know, I think I had asked grind, take me out for
dinner first before we started doing that.
That's not particularly what you doing later.
Well, let's move on to the unique Pokedex entries.
Listen, I can't, I can't fall back into the Team Rocket.
Well, I've been there before, huh?
What? Anyways, so, of course we have
some unique Pokedex increase here because there's some, Is
that for some reason, get polka countries, that's a completely
different things in the regular Pokedex entries.
Now, oddly enough. There's there aren't any Pokedex
entries here from Ash. He's normally the one that
distributes moats, most of the unique Pokemon pokedex entries
here, but not this time. Alright, so the first one comes
to us from dawn. It says, Pikachu, the mouse
Pokemon, it can generate electric attacks from the
electric pouches located in. Both of its cheese.
The next one. Here comes to us from trips
Pokédex. I don't know who trip is.
Never heard the man before in my life Pikachu, and watch his
step. Please sorry.
I gotta stop high-fiving and class.
There's too much too much high-fiving going on right now.
Sorry. Sorry.
It was a good joke though. The Pokedex entry says, Pikachu,
the mouse Pokémon and the evolved form of Picchu.
Yeah. You may notice that normally we
do this in the order of evolution but we have not talked
about Picchu yet because Picchu becomes comes much much later in
the Pokédex. I don't know why this is Maybe
it's because it just the order in which they were discovered.
Your guess is as good as mine. Pikachu's tail is still trips
pokedex entry. By the way, Pikachu's tail is
sometimes struck by lightning as it raises, its to check its
surroundings. Yeah.
Okay, the next one, here comes from Cameron again.
No, Cameron is it says Pikachu the mouse Pokémon and the
evolved form of Picchu. Pikachu, can help other Pikachu
who are feeling weak by sharing its electric current.
All right. Next one here, simply Says,
Rotom Pokédex, Pikachu. The mouse Pokemon an electric
type. So Gaston guys didn't realize
that before. Pikachu is actually an
electric-type Pokémon. What I thought was a fired.
Say, I got shocked, I mean, the shocks lead me very warm.
He was wearing completely flame-retardant gear, so hey,
you send a student calm retarded.
Didn't I said, but even return out.
God retardant with a tea, you get used to it after a while,
right? He calls me that all the time.
I never, I never throw all you that.
All right. So yeah.
So it's electric-type Pokémon. It raises its tail to sentence
her out. Surroundings if you pull on its
tail, it will bite. Lastly, here comes to us from
goes Rotom phone. Pikachu with the mouse Pokemon,
an electric-type Pikachu have pouches on their cheeks, that
can store electricity, which they release if threatens male
and female Pikachu have differently shaped Tails.
Yeah. Yeah.
They do actually a so Pikachu. Belle Pikachu.
Will have crimes like a block kind of shapes tail where a
female Pikachu will have a heart shaped tail a little that's
cute. Yeah heart I don't know, maybe
like a but looking thing at the end of its tail and now Sup to
the it's in the eye of the beholder, right?
But it's got a dip, a bit, a bit of.
Yeah Bill. Okay.
So that does it for the regular Pikachu pokedex entries.
However, Pikachu has a gigantic next version.
What? Yes.
So it's like it's been a while
since we've had a Pokemon that gigantic Maxis.
So let me go ahead and read those Pokedex entries.
This first one says, of course he's both come to us from the
gala region who really had the only people that can giganta
Max. It's Is online a little bit
restrictive but hey whatever it's gigantic, max power
expanded forming its super sized body and towering tail.
Yeah, that's a little bit. I feel like that's a very vague
pokedex entry. It says it's gigantic, max power
expanded. I mean, expanded from what?
I don't really know what it's talking about there because I
do. I'm not an expert in in a
gigantic maxing. Now it starts storms by itself.
Motherfucker. Yes it's true.
All right, one more Here it says, when it smashes its
opponents with its ball shaped tail, it delivers, a surge of
electricity equivalent to a lightning strike.
Now when Pikachu wasn't gigantic next, it could already do that.
Yeah, I was very different than a strike different than a bolt.
Like maybe put a 100 like they're more voltage or compared
to like, you know, like gigantic gigantic Max Blastoise that we
talked about. That's like a huge towel full of
candy. Listen.
Yes, a towel that I get D. It's a tank Butterfree with,
it's like crystallized energy shards.
I mean, you know because it is a superior bug-type, you know,
it's a little disappointing. You know what?
I can't believe I'm doing this but I am going to agree with mr.
Curtis it is it a gigantic? Max Pikachu was a little bit
disappointing. From the the yeah, we've seen.
So let me go ahead. We have one.
So That does it for the Pokedex entries here.
But of course, of course, of course, of course, I have here
with me, an unsourced uncredited article, so take whatever you
here in this, with a grain of salt.
It doesn't come directly from a pokedex entry, so it's good.
It's important now, mr. Ryan, I have told the my
students this before, but you know, just so, you know, I like
to read these. So we can because so we can, as
scientists, you know, have a critical eye and kind of If we
can determine what's real information and what's false
information, because all of the real information is in those
Pokedex entries, Pikachu was a short chubby rodent Pokemon, so
I was rude. It's pretty rude.
Starting off really hard, God. So hostile, let's learn about
Pikachu. This short fat fucker shoots
electricity out of its acts like just calm down this dumbest.
Do you pity idiot? Rodent Pokemon that I hate?
That's a by Century but I've heard one.
Yeah, I think this was written by a ride.
She Stupid. Our God, this stupid job.
I hate him. So much little brother.
He's a piece of shit. He's fat.
God, why did they ever give me a thunder stone?
Yeah, just touches Thunderstone stupid.
Okay, say it's Pikachu is a short chubby.
The Tokyo on is covered in yellow for firm with two
horizontal, Brown stripes on its back.
It has a small mouth, long pointed ears with black tips and
brown eyes. It's like, what?
Brown eyes black? What black tips on?
It's here? Sorry, I guess I must have
stuttered through that. No, I just died.
Some balls Professor, okay? Each cheek is a red circle.
That contains a A pouch for electricity storage, it has
short forearms with five fingers on each paw and this stubby
little shit. Look, I'm sure it's dumb arms
aren't simply not as long as cool as a Raichu.
Ha ha, ha. So yeah, it has five fingers on
each paw and its feet. Each have three toes at the
base. It's lightning bolts shavetail
is a patch of brown fur, a female will have a v-shaped
notch at the end of its tail which looks like the top of a
heart or a but it doesn't say that but I feel like that should
be added. So yes it's classified as a
quadrupeds but it has been known to stand and walk on its hind
legs. It is shown that wild Pikachu,
live in groups in Force at areas, Pikachu.
Communicate amongst themselves using squeaks and tail shaking
as friendly gestures actually in the Aloha region.
Pikachu are known to greet each other by sniffing one another
and rubbing their tails together.
I think this is, I mean, we we've seen pokedex entry say
what they touch their tails. So this, this could be, this
could probably know that track. Yeah, I think attracts
electricity can be used to receive and send messages with
each other as well as other electric Pokémon species.
Sure. I guess it raised its tail to
check its surroundings in his case and we occasionally struck
by lightning in this Vision when groups grow, they can
inadvertently causes lightning storms Pikachu.
Forage for berries, which it roast with electricity to make
them tender enough to eat a sure sign that Pikachu.
A sure sign sign Pikachu inhabits a location is patches
of burnt grass. It has been observed eating and
sometimes destroying, telephone poles, wires and other
electrical equipment. Again, I think I think mister
Ryan was correct. This was written by a Raichu
Harbors ill will towards your Pikachu's so trying to frame
them for some damages. Definitely afraid.
It might even be trying to blame them for like seven,
thunderstorms with, like all all those peaches keep Gathering up
together, Pikachu's controllable, whether seek
Pikachu. They control the weather
conspiracy theory one last line here.
It says, by a cage It can unintentionally get swallowed by
creme Iran, when startled. It looks for ways to escape from
the ladder Cramer on, not like a lot.
Why not Shock the fucking thing? Yeah.
Ryan from experience knows that
it does have the capacity to do that.
So look, if it gets swallowed. Why does it just shocked it?
So the body loosens up and then crawls out of the, what's the
hammer ons? I know we Hammer ons, why does
it crawl out of the crime runs, but Hole.
I don't think it wants to do. That's a longer way.
Yeah, definitely. That's that has to go through a
lot of extra work to do to get through there, mr.
Curtis, we have a new task for you.
No, no. We do not know.
I cannot send him on this journey, but alright, that does
it for all of the information that I have here on.
I think that. Yeah.
How, how are you feeling? I'm just right now.
I know this is a lot of information to Take all at once.
You is it kind of like sitting will you be able to absorb it
all? I think, I think I got a much
better understanding that I did before coming here.
Yeah, I would I would argue that your understanding of a Pikachu
before coming here was little to none.
So I'd say it's in the - yeah. Before I came here, now we're at
like, we're at like 1, ya plus 1.
Hey, Ma grass, you know. That's all I can ask as a
teacher. All right?
So As you guys both know and mr. Ryan, you may not be aware of
this, but my class is always end in a pop quiz.
So please, yeah, what Curtis no way Curtis, you know this,
you've taken so many pop quizzes in your time here.
I mean, but they're always such a surprise is strowman is down
called a popcorn. I really thought this time we
were going to sit down and do my Kumbaya Circle November
something. I'll do it later Curtis.
But okay, you know what? Let's move on.
Let's move on to the pop quiz. Please bring out.
Out your Rotom laptops, put away your phone's your Pokedex put a
pokedex. Has any writing utensils that
you want a calculator? Maybe might be helpful.
A protractor you know all the all the good stuff.
Now Ryan, I assume that you brought all of those things.
Correct. No, I just brought this rope,
it's not You do have to, I do have some loners over here.
Are you do have to leave a shoe up at the front but you get to
shoot back. Once you turn in the loaner
Supply. Yeah, as long as okay.
Yeah. As long as no damage or harm has
come to the laptop or if you're like me mr.
Pokemon not tacky or if you're like me mr.
Curtis just takes your shoes at the beginning of every class and
I don't ever get them back as have to buy new shoes every
week. That's because you never turn in
any of the supplies Corbin. I thought I was supposed to keep
it. No.
And it was true back and fuck. All right, sorry, stop
Whispering, save yourself, a lot of money.
Yeah, it is, yeah, that's, you know, I was wondering why there
was a growing pile of shoes at the front of the classroom.
Yeah, good to my mom's loaded. She gets me a new pair of shoes
every week question, number one, when it does a Pikachu store up,
electric energy and where does it store it, I already have a
response here from from mr. Ryan so I guess what?
When you're not always going to be the first response now?
No it's about who's right now. Who's first, you know, normally
you say that's about it. First so well, you know what?
Things change, you know, what feeling different today.
Alright, so all the answers are in.
So let's go ahead and start with Corbin, then we'll move to Ryan
and then we'll end with the production.
That is Curtis is answer. Alright?
So again, the question is, when does a Pikachu store up
electricity electric energy and where does it store it?
So Corbin responded, with its stores electricity, and it's
cheeks and it regenerates. Electricity overnight.
When it sleeps. Ryan responded.
Very similarly with while it sleeps and in its cheeks.
Now, it's a courtesy responded with shocky.
Boy Pikachu does store up extra electricity at night and it's
soft and stretchy cheeks. Took a three year old wrote it
like a three-year-old. See, you know, the full
sentences always. Thank you very much.
You, you put no punctuation, there's none.
Well, complete complete, you know.
I thought sentences. Yeah, really, just free flowing
through thoughts. Coming from you that you throw
down onto a onto a message here, but it is actually correct.
You all did a very good job. Yes, it's stores electricity.
And it's cheeks and it generates it while it sleeps.
So full marks for everybody here.
Excellent job. All right.
Question number two, name to he uses for Pikachu's store
electricity, besides attacking enemies.
Now there's a lot of things that Pikachu doesn't As besides
attacking enemies with its electricity, all I require from
you is two different ones. All right, we have all the
answers here. Let's do it in the same order
that we did. Before Corbin responded with to
cook berries, to make them easier to eat and to heal other
Pikachu. All right, two reasons.
Very good Ryan here, said to recharge its fellow Pikachu and
shocking motherfuckers like me, very honest.
It's very honest. Yes, now, mr.
Curtis here says, smart boy Pikachu.
Does that electricity to roast hard, hard berries and make them
soft to eat. Pikachu's can help other
Pikachu's by charging up their buddies with that.
Good. Good juicy electricity.
Why did you say hard? Hard twice.
That's just weird. Yeah.
And he also says good. Good and does call the
electricity juicy which I don't like, I don't like that.
Good. It's not very juicy.
Yeah, that leaves a tingly. Feeling in your whole body
through energizing juicy energized as a lot of like, a
lot of electric juice. Okay, I see still.
Okay, correct. I will say though, Ryan.
I'm you're teetering here because saying shocking
motherfuckers like me does does kind of make me think attacking
but I will say it's more of it being cautious and more of a
defense. So let me go ahead and read out
the ones that I have. I was in handy in itself so it
says he'll other Pikachu, soften hard berries, to test something
new. Remember, whenever it sees
something new it, test it with electricity to Signal.
It's being cautious and a form of greeting.
So I'm sure there's plenty more that I didn't cover here.
But yeah, Pikachu's electricity for a lot of things.
All right, so full marks for everybody.
Question. Number three.
What is Pikachu doing when Tracy?
Its tail. Okay.
Alright so I'm going to do the same order even though it's not
the order that I got it. So Corbin here, says, sensing
bad things. Yep.
It's what I got. It's being every day.
Technically it's true. I've been over the other entries
here. Yeah.
So Ryan said to monitor its surroundings with a question
mark. Now I have to ask Brian.
Was that a question or is that your answer?
I'm treating this like Jeopardy. I'm asking to your I'm answering
the question with a question. Very good.
I love that program. All right, and then mr.
Curtis says, Pikachu does raise that tail right up to monitor
its surroundings so yes, the correct answer is Monitor its
surroundings which Full of bad things which sometimes I don't
know. I feel like it's not you know
you know it's fluid too vague there.
Ryan Ryan. Do you think I should give this
answer to him. You're practically like a
teaching assistant at this You're doing so well in this
class, what the fuck you just got here.
I think he kind of, you know, in a roundabout way.
He kind of gets, thank you. No, thank you.
Thank you, sir. All right, sit.
All right, I'm gonna go, maybe I was too hard on you in the
beginning, you know, you're all right man.
Oh, thank you, you know, you you all right man.
See ya full marks for everybody on that question, and that
brings us into the last question.
Question number four, how can you tell if a particular pika,
You can generate an abnormally powerful electricity.
I can't I can't provide a hint. If that hit hit, hit me, hit me.
I need I need at least two thirds majority here to
determine whether or not I should give a hint.
I would like a headband, it involves its cheeks.
All right, so we have all the answers here.
Let me go ahead and read these in the same order.
The question was, of course, how can you tell if particular
Pikachu, can generate abnormally powerful electricity of Corbin
responded with if it's cheeks are full?
Of a bit Sparky full of a bit Sparkle of the week.
What? I write its cheeks are full.
Am I to say and a bit Annabelle Sparky and a bit Sparky.
Okay, Ryan responded with if it's dozy and mr.
Curtis here responded, those extra powerful Pica Pica is do
you have that extra soft and stretchy stretchy cheeks acts?
So, yes, that is Is that is the correct answer.
So if those at the Pikachu is have soft and stretchy sacks on
their cheeks, that is an indication that they have
extremely powerful electricity. So unfortunately, I am going to
have to take away points from Corbin and Ryan, but Curtis
excellent job. You of your someone wiii make
you mine. Thanks Justin.
Thank you Professor. Thank you for sir.
I am here only to please and to pleasure and to pleasure you
what? Professor what's, what's going
on here? He has never done either of
those things. He is only a minor annoyance in
my classroom, so that does it for today's lesson now.
Listen, you have Ryan, you have done such an excellent job.
I I'm so glad that you could sit in on this lecture.
Good job, buddy. Same scores me.
Thank you. Good job.
Thank you. Glad glad to have you glad that
you signed up for the full Deluxe.
Package. I appreciate you signing all
those documents in the beginning.
You will pay your invoice in the mail in two to three weeks.
So just keep an eye out. How did you get his address?
Oh, I mean that, that was all like part of the paperwork.
He signs. Oh, okay.
I don't oversee my trust. You know, we have, we have our
ways here mister mister Ryan. I cannot express how wonderful
you were today. So I think, you know, Good job.
I think, I think I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you
earned this Pikachu. Huh?
What Pourquoi? Wait.
You have a giving away a single Pokemon I asked for Butterfree,
like 10 times. You didn't give me mutter, free
the Butterfree. Yeah.
So you're just gonna give a Pikachu really, you know, I've
been wanting a just give a pic no, Ryan earned this.
He was very insightful E-class. He learned so much and you know
what, you know what? I honestly I hate to See him get
shocked anymore times so I don't know how much more his body can
take, so I'm just gonna give him this one.
What the fuck, what the fuck you Ryan.
You know what you do? Such a good job is coming here?
Yes, still Pokemon. And I'm just gonna get out, get
out now. Corporate corporate take a
moment. Take a deep breath.
It's gonna be. Okay.
Listen, we'll get into All of this in our Kumbaya Circle
afterwards. Well, it will impact those
emotions. So, yeah.
Anyways, here's here's the Pokeball.
There you go. Go ahead and take it off.
Thank you. Thank you so much, mr.
Jacob professor professor, Jacob, please.
That's right, mr. Jacob is my father?
Yes, what what are you gonna name this Pikachu?
If you could, I think I have to name it after my dear friend
Corbin, that's just rubbing it in.
That's just not fair. That's not funny.
He just brings a tear to my eye. God roderigo man.
You guys get to be such great friends after this Corbin,
please. Please sit down.
Stop. Throwing things around the
clock. Sorry, sorry.
All right. Well that does it.
For today's lesson, I have some excellent.
I'm here learning about Pikachu with you guys, especially Ryan.
But you know of course every class has to come to an end
before I end Tell does anybody know what the next Pokemon I
will be talking about is Picchu. No, not quite, although it does
make. We haven't talked to him yet.
We're not going to talk about him for a while, but he is not
the next one. This is this one's definitely
did any and there's not too many guys I said it earlier, please.
Please, enlighten us mr. Ryan, you what you are.
Of course, the the was just be honest, the smartest one here
besides me, of course, so who, who is it?
Obviously gerd. Oh God, I can't see.
All right before I throw something we're learning about
riots you which is the evolved form of Pikachu.
If you, anybody has any questions for me, feel free to
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that does it for today's lesson. So until next time class is
dismissed Hi everybody. I'm going to break character for
a rare time on this podcast, but you may have noticed that we had
a wonderful guest here today. And that was Ryan from the
Pokemon Adventures in the Millennium podcast.
Now, I'm going to throw it over to Ryan.
Ryan, will you want to plug anything?
Go ahead, please. Oh, why thank you.
First of all, thank you guys for having me on.
This was a blast and if you want to listen to the podcast, I'm on
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Oh, Arts is a actual play through the Sinnoh region using
Pokemon tabletop United, right? We're trying to find out what
the hell happened to Dialga because he's missing.
And the whole time is kind of fucked up right now.
And I play a DJ from a Lola, who is the best fucking trainer in
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and I also do another podcast is called late night, layover in
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You can follow us on Twitter at late layover and and that's more
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sign off here. I think you guys so much for
listening. I know it's been a little bit of
a long episode, but I hope it was worth it.
See you guys, in the next lesson.