Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today is, of course, my wonderful dating assistant, Mr.
Curtis. Mr. Curtis, how you doing, man?
It's cartoon great. Why are we doing this?
This is a new This is a new youth thing.
It's a youth thing. Yeah.
All the kids in my other classes are doing it.
We're getting light on our toesies cause 'cause you know
the floor is lava and you can't stay on.
Well, that's a weird thing to say, Mr. Curtis.
Something that would make me think you know, for no reason
whatsoever. If I were to ask you what
Pokémon we're learning about this week, you would have an
answer right away. Yes, yeah, of course I would.
OK, great. Cool.
Well, hold on to that for a second because I'm going to
introduce our the the non virtual student, the students in
person, our young trainer and training Corbin.
Corbin, how are you doing? I'm doing great guys.
I'm doing alright. I, I'm, I'm the sole student in
this class. I am ready for another student
to either join me or take my place so that I can be virtual.
So you have a holding audition for the next in person student.
You'd have to pay for the full virtual rate.
You can't just switch over. And it's, it's not like a curse
where, you know, you trick somebody and taking your place
and then they're, they're trapped here.
Well, I did it for the Caesar lesson.
I was remote that way because I was in jail.
So why don't we just do that again?
Well, that, that was a special. That was a special Johnny.
Johnny J had to pay extra for remote learning for you so.
Yeah. And it's not something that I
keep doing unless there's like, you know, extreme circumstances.
I'll stay. Wow thank you.
God, he loves learning about Pokémon so much.
All right, before we get into the lesson proper, I have a
Gangar male here that I would like to read.
It's a little bit of a long 1, so let's let's all.
All right, forget it. Thank you so much for sending
that Gangar male. Moving on.
No, So I'm just I'm saying that don't don't interrupt me.
All right? All right.
Keep the chatter to a minimum. Yeah.
You got it. You got.
It all right. So this Gangar male comes to us
from Becker. They say, Dear Professor Jacob,
Mr. Curtis and Corbin. I hope I spelled that right.
You didn't, but that's fine. You did not.
No one does. It's me, Becker again, my
brother Coco, his chest pen, and my score.
Bunny and I have embarked on an exciting research expedition
expedition to Paldea to delve deeper into the fascinating
concept of terracillization. While I'll admit that I still
don't fully comprehend it, I find it incredibly intriguing
and believe it has the potential to revolutionize Pokémon battles
by introducing an element of strategy that we've never seen
before. And they added a little Stinger
at the end that says, although I'm being totally sarcastic
about needing more complexity in battles.
God I don't know. But battles could always be more
complex. In my my opinion, the more
complex the better. I want to.
I want to have to open 3 spreadsheets just to make it
through one Pokémon battle. Right, nine tabs on my browser.
I'll I'll I could simplify it down for you.
Just use. Just use bug types.
Just. Use spinner, yes, if you want to
lose. If you want to get crushed into
oblivion, stick with bug types. Wait, why?
He turned into a car? That was weird.
OK, sorry. You were saying Corbin?
I don't use bug types, they suck.
Wow. There you have it.
Stop. Trying to get.
Me to a bar. Oh no.
OK. Becker goes on to say During our
expedition I managed to catch my first Pokémon in Paldea, a
delightful Clog sire. I believe they mean Claude sire.
Unless there's a joke here that I'm missing.
They say I've been spending time bonding with it and I decided to
name him Lil Derp. Lil Derp.
I have no I have I have no issue with the clog sire so.
Are you sure you don't like call it clog Shire?
Yeah, you say you add an H in there for some reason.
Clog Sire. OK, Becker says he's incredibly
cute, but I've noticed that my score Bunny seems a bit jealous.
I'm hoping they'll warm up to each other in time, pun intended
I assume. My Bros chest pen, however,
likes him already. Anyways, it's hard for Coco and
I wait two weeks for each lesson.
I hope they get that AC fixed soon.
Weird. That's weird.
Hey professor, this is a recent Gmail.
Right, we're really just got up with.
Gmail. Listen, Gangar Mail Just.
Got this in. Listen, there's a lot of, it's a
lot of congestion in the Gangar male tubes.
So sometimes they get here a little bit late.
Right. This wasn't, this wasn't sent to
us back when we were doing biweekly lessons during the
during the summer at all. Absolutely.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
Questions recent We're very good about keeping up.
With it and then they finished their Gangar male by saying and
Mr. Curtis, my favorite bug type must be Spinner because of its
little face on its body overall. Thank you.
That's what I'm saying. You're welcome.
Overall I just find spinner racket interesting Pokémon.
Like most bug types. I like its evolutionary dose
too. My favorite type has to be
ground though. Keeping it grounded, I like it.
Just keep it close to the earth. I like that anyways they say.
Sincerely Becker, thank you so much for the wonderful Gengar
male. Becker, Mr. Curtis, do you think
Gold Star? Here is an order.
They listen. They said their favorite book
type is spinner act, which is important.
OK. That's that's important.
Weird aspects why the Gold Star is on the table right now.
But they did say their favorite type was ground though, and that
was that's not really a good answer.
So I don't know. Well, that's.
It was a good answer, you're just an idiot.
OK, you know what? I'll just you know what?
They they can have the golden star.
I'll, I'll give them, I'll give them the golden star because
spinner act is the best, the best.
SO think is the best. OK.
Well, thank you. I'm gonna take the bug type off
like qualifier off of that. It's just gonna spinner act is
the best. OK, so you agree bug type isn't
the best. No, no, no, I said the qualifier
of spinner act is the best bug type, right?
Take that bug type off. So just spin a rack.
And OK, you're saying you're taking it off of what Becker
said. Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah. OK.
All right. OK.
Well, thank you regardless of what Mr. Curtis says.
Thank you, Becker, for that wonderful gang Garmail.
If any students out there would like to send us a gang Garmail,
you can send it to wwopokemon@gmail.com.
And if you don't want to remember that, I don't blame
you. It's also, you can find it in
the description. There's a link there that will
lead you to a link. Friendly reminder every answer
you could possibly need. Every answer about this lesson
series is in the description, including the spelling.
From the spelling of our names to what social media, do you
guys have the description as every answer you could possibly
need. Yeah, a lot of people sleep on
on the description. Don't The Porsche puts a lot of
effort into making it not only informative but also exciting
and interesting. So exactly, exactly.
I would check it out, check it out.
If you've got the time, check it out.
All right. But we don't have any time
anymore because we need to get into the lesson.
Does anybody know who we're talking about this week?
Decidui. Mr. Curtis?
Yeah. Great.
Thanks, Corbin. It's not Decidui, Mr. Curtis.
You seemed like you knew. You seemed like you knew.
Corbin already said my one that I always go with.
OK, but what's your real answer? What's your real?
Answer Well, we said at the end of our last Ursa Luna episode
that. That that one sentence was
filled with. So Curtis, everything about that
sentence, there was a no go that was wrong hold.
On hold on, hold on. Take that sentence again.
Actually, let's. Just try again.
Yeah, try it again. Hold on, retake, retake, retake.
Yeah, retake Porsche. Don't push any of this out.
No Porsche cut, Porsche cut. That last one out.
Don't listen to Porsche, I said. Porsche don't cut it.
Porsche, do what you want. Porsche, add a fart noise right
now. Porsche, now take that fart
noise out. Cool, thanks.
Now go ahead, Miss Curtis. I said at the end of our Theresa
Ring lesson that. So good there.
It is we would be meeting the second most important.
He's reading staff member. Yeah, he's reading of the
GCBLCBCBA. G.
Co still got that wrong even though he wrote it down.
He. Got around GCLCBOTSCLC.
Center of today, that is. It's like an ATM machine.
Important to keeping our wonderful Learning Center toasty
during these cold winter months. Thank you.
Well, so I'm, I'm glad you bring that up.
Yes, this brain was working. On Someone translate.
Someone translate? So we are learning about Slugma
today. Slugma the fire type one OK.
Yeah, is Slugma is a fire type. We're going to learn so much
about Slugma now. We have a slugma employed here
at the GCLCBOTSCLC who, as Curtis said during the winter
months works very, very hard to keep the GCLCBOTSCLC warm and
toasty. So what's she doing during this
season? Well, so yes, you are right
Corbin. The, the, the cold, the wintery
season is coming to a close and so our sligma is taking a
vacation. But I was able to convince her
to come on over here before she leaves for the Rigsby's, the
sorry Rigby. 'S no Rigby's.
Come on, you're the Rigby. 'S the Rigby's.
So yeah, she's she's going over to the Rigby's for a vacation.
So please welcome in Sabrina the Slugma.
Sabrina, everybody say hello. Sabrina.
Give a big thanks to Sabrina for keeping the GCLCBOTSCLC nice and
warm during during the very cold.
Sabrina, I've heard that name before.
That's the name of one of our patrons.
And also there's a lot of artwork for the school.
Wow, wow, Sabrina. It's such a powerful name,
powerful name that that keeps us going.
A powerful name worthy of a slugma.
Hello. It's nice to finally meet you,
Sabrina. Don't.
Don't shake your hand. Don't shake your hand, Corbin.
I thought you were reaching. Don't shake your hand.
No, no, no. No, I could feel the heat coming
off her. I don't wanna.
I don't wanna mess. With you.
So don't, don't, don't touch Sabrina, please.
But if you could, Corbin, could you describe Sabrina for us?
Pile of lava with eyes. I guess I could you be a little
bit more descriptive because that's because sure, a couple of
more features here. OK so it is a tiny little like
maybe 2 foot tall little pile of lava.
But like it doesn't really have a body.
It does have a head. The bottom part is basically
just like a pile of lava. It does have like a little tiny
neck and a head. Now it does have two eyes that
are not lava colored. They are yellow with tiny little
black pupils. And, you know, coming off of
each eye, there are these cool little flames.
Yeah. And then dripping down from its
head are these has these little drippy little lava bits that are
just kind of dripping off the side of its.
Face there. Yeah.
Kind of like it's and kind of like she's drooling a little
bit. Yeah, Kelly, she's Kelly.
She's drooling a little bit. Bring those drooling and and
that's pretty much it. That's pretty much all there is
to to slug my from what I'm saying.
As long as she keeps it on the the reinforced metal part of the
flooring, that's all that matters.
Yes, that's all. All that matters, yeah.
Yeah, we, we have you, you may have noticed the reinforced
metal parts of the floor that we have here in our classroom and
around the school. Corbin, I don't know if you've
noticed those. I am now.
But yeah, those are here specifically for Sabrina to to
move around without, you know, burning the place down.
Sabrina typically stays within the furnace and the ductwork
that we have. But, you know, I had to put
some, I had to put some extra metal sheeting down in the
classroom today. So we didn't get to, you know,
all the lava, lava bits. Gotcha.
OK. Well, that's good.
Now you may notice you may notice that Sabrina has been
constantly moving around since she got here.
Yeah. What's with that?
That's right. Well, it's not that she's antsy
or anxious or anything. It's just something that's like
I have to do. Well, yeah.
You always are, Corbin. Yeah.
All right.
Well, unless we have any more questions that we wanna ask
Sabrina, I think, you know, I think we should let her go and
start her vacation. I don't.
Sabrina, thank you so much for keeping our our classroom and
our our Learning Center warm all through the winter months.
Sabrina, who's your best friend? Faculty member at the school?
Go. I don't speak Slugma so you guys
have to translate. See, it's Rosalind, which is
interesting because you know it's very dangerous combination
between the two of them. I feel like if.
Right. Yeah.
I would have thought a net, but you know, you know, net's kind
of the social butterfly that everybody loves.
But Rosalinda Roselli is your favorite.
OK, so that's like, kind of like forbidden love.
Forbidden friendship. Forbidden friendship.
OK, there may be love there, you don't know.
Is there love there? Well.
Sabrina shoved her non existent shoulders like I don't know.
I don't know there could be. And then she winked at you.
Friends to lovers trope. Anybody.
We could see it.
Come on, Sabrina. All right, Sabrina, thank you so
much for spending your time here.
Maybe, hey, maybe we'll see you in the next lesson.
Who knows? Hey, maybe.
Oh. Maybe, maybe we'll take a trip
ourselves. Oh.
Why are we going to learn about? Why are we going to see her
again for the Rowlett lesson? I don't know.
No. Well, of course it's because
stigma evolves into Rowlett. Duh.
I'm glad I'm taking this. Class and never would have.
Now don't. Listen to that.
Don't listen to that. That's a joke.
Listen to that. OK.
All right. OK.
Everybody say goodbye to Sabrina.
She's she's slowly moving out. Bye Sabrina, my cutie.
All right, let's learn about about what makes the slugma
tick. Sure.
I'm not actually a tick. It's not like a bomb or
anything. So the first entries from the
Johta region says it never sleeps.
It has to keep moving because if it's stopped it's magma body
would cool and harden OK. Which I don't think it's spells
certain death for a slagma when if they cool and harden.
Well if they cool fully and harden then I guess they could
die. But then if you like break it
while it's hardened, it'll yes. Yes, in fact, the Pokedex
entries do do talk about that Corbin.
So oh. Hey, getting out ahead of.
It. I know, yeah.
OK, the next entry says. A common sight volcanic areas,
it slowly slithers around in a constant search for warm places.
Well, you'll find a lot of those at a volcano.
Yeah, yeah. Will you find a lot of those at
the Rigby's? I don't know.
It doesn't seem like, I mean it's not cold for sure.
So why is she going to the Rigby?
'S then I don't know I listen. I didn't tell her, do I?
When I asked her what she was doing for vacation, she says I'm
heading over to the Rigby's right, but I mean like in.
The daycare center where Mr. Curtis lives in the in the trees
Outback. Right, yes, if she said it in
Slugma. So it sounded a little bit
something like this. It's a pretty good slug one
impersonation. Thank you, Thank you.
I listen. I, I work really hard to try to
remember or try to, you know, work in my Pokémon languages.
Yeah, but the Rigsby's is an important center of Pokémon
breeding in this region. Do have you know specialized
habitats within their facility for for all types of Pokémon
including the fire type? So they got like they tell.
Me There's a volcano hiding somewhere in that tiny little
daycare. You must like have.
They must keep them close to like the furnace or something is
what I'm guessing that that makes a lot more sense.
I don't know. We'll find out.
We'll find out next lesson. Maybe.
Maybe I don't. Know, I don't know.
Maybe. Yeah, all.
Right. The last entry here from the
JoJo region says these group together in areas that are
hotter than normal. If it cools off, its skins
hardens. Yeah, we hate that.
The same. The next entry says this is from
the Hoenn region. Now, Bolton magma courses
throughout Slugma's circulatory system.
If this Pokémon is chilled, the magma cools and hardens.
Its body turns brittle and chunks fall off, reducing its
size. Oh, OK.
Yeah. That would not be good.
Yeah, you do. You do not want to be chill as a
as a slug. Don't be chill, slug them on the
front that's AT shirt. And then on the back it says
chunks fall off. #Chunks fall off.
But yeah, interesting is that it reduces its size.
So even if you were to cool it back down or heat it back up,
it's still gonna be like smaller in size.
Smaller, yeah. So I guess if you see like a
kind of like a little small little.
Tiny little tiny baby. Like a little drop, like a
little drop, a little drop that was a slug mud that got like
really cold and broke a lot. I wonder like is there a certain
point at which like it just stops existing?
Like or or so like, is that still a slugma?
That one little bit is it? Is it like autonomously moving
around? Is there a brain like does the
brain like it can attack? Break the slugma in half when it
pardons. Is it?
Is that too slugma now? Too small slugma?
How does that work? I don't think it's too I don't
think it's too slugma. I I I think it's still 1 slugma
and one of the parts is the slugma and the other part is
just detritus. OK, so it's not, it's not too
slugma, too furious. It's just one slugma.
Gotcha. Professor, what do you do if you
find a really tiny slugma that's had a bunch of chunks falling
off of it? Good question and I do have an
answer for that, but I don't want to spoil it.
Professor. I don't want to spoil it.
OK, we'll keep reading the Poke X entries and we'll get to that.
There's two more entries from the Hohen region.
They really like this Pokémon. They love it.
I mean, lots of volcanoes in the Hohen region.
All right, so the first entry what?
Nothing. I just get it.
I get why they would love the the Holland region I get.
It yeah, it's a great region. We'd love to go someday.
A. Little bit too much water
though, so like 7 out of 10 but whatever. 7 out of 10 too much
water. That's fair.
Anyway, so this entry says Slug Mud does not have any blood in
its body. Instead, intensely hot magma
circulates throughout this Pokémon's body.
And I kind of redundant. Anyways, intensely hot magma
circulates throughout this Pokémon's body, carrying
essential nutrients and oxygen to its organs.
So it's got organs? Organs.
So what do they look like?
Lava. Lava organs, I guess I don't
know. Lava organs, yeah.
Really hot organs. What kind of nutrients do you
think is not being fully incinerated by lava?
Lava rocks. Like different strains of like
molten metal. Minerals and.
Minerals. Pepperoni pizza and.
All kind of like you put it in there, all just kind of like
breaks down into it's. Uranium, carbon, raw carbon.
You know, from carbon. Like that's why it's Corbin.
It's Corbin. Corbin. 218 lessons.
Corbin. OK the next entry here says it
is a species of Pokémon that lives in volcanic areas.
If it's body cools, it's skin hardens and immobilizes it to
avoid that it sleeps near magma. Yeah.
OK the next entry moving on to the center region says it's body
is made of magma. If it doesn't keep moving, it's
body will cool and harden. Yeah, we know that.
And and you know, if it just copies that and Kalos copies
other regions, I don't even know why I mentioned them anymore.
Allos, Allos, what are you doing?
Nothing new from Alola, nothing new from Galar or Hisui,
however. What the?
Heck, I'm damn. Whoa.
Hey there, buddy. What?
Sorry about the whip up some old wop language.
What is going on? Why do we want to talk about
this little fellow? Don't worry, Paldea does.
Paldea wants to talk about it. Come on, Paldea, thank you so
much. I'm sure it's valuable.
Paldea says it's lava body can cool and chip away at times, but
a magma bath will heal it right up magma bath.
So I think if it if it jumps into back into magma, it will it
will regain its full size. That's that's how I interpret
that that that Pokedex entry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's cool. So to answer Mr. Kurtz's
question that he had previously, that's how you that's how you
fix it. That's how you fix it.
You put it, you throw it in some lava.
Yeah, and it'll heal right up. Right up.
Right up all right, the next entry from Paldea says I.
Wonder if the next time Corbin gets to toe or something.
It's kind of. Weird.
Oh, that's I'm sorry. It was weird how he didn't have
his like, yes, Mr. Kurtz, I see your hand is raised.
I said, I wonder if like the next time that Corbin like,
stubs his toe or something, if, you know, if we threw him in.
His toe lava. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
If we threw him in a in a in a pool of lava if that would help
fix him. Let's not and say we did.
Are you a slugma Corbin? I am not.
Are you like a slugma? Sure, I'm pretty sure.
'Cause you also said you weren't a Mr. Mime and I'm like 90% sure
you're a Mr. Mime I'm a human boy with a lot of big dreams and
big ass. Listen, out of the three of us
here, I feel like it's most it's likely that you're a Pokémon.
Yeah, not the guy with like 8 fingers on each hand who's 8
feet tall, wears trench coats and spinner axe crawling out of
every orifice. Like, I don't even know who
you're talking about. I don't even know.
Is there? Oh, Mr. Kerr.
Oh, is there someone like that here?
I'm not aware of that. He does have yeah, spinner axe.
He has green blood, does he not? I mean, come on.
I think he levitates off the ground a little bit too if I
remember. Sometimes if you if you check,
yeah, sometimes he levitates. I mean like there's listen, I
got a whole list of Mr. facts about Mr. Curtis, Mr. Mr. Moff,
Mr. What? We call him Mr. Facts about Mr.
Curtis that's what that's what my notes called and it has all
these crazy facts about him and I can confirm based on the data
sums off. It's it's like a bunch of
calculations crossed out like and then like it comes up to
equals some things off. Something's not.
Right, so you could read my journal to everybody.
I just showed you for a second. Okay, gosh, so.
Yeah, put that away. Anyways, back to the Paldea
poke. Next century is the last one
says. It's said that in ancient times
when volcanoes were more active, there were many more slugma than
there are now, so they're like going extinct.
That's kind of sad, though. We need some more.
You know what? As controversial as it is, I
think T Magma had the right idea.
Let's stop. They were right.
Let's stop the slugma from
disappearing. Wow, OK.
Maybe volcanoes? T Magma has some good ideas,
this is all I'm saying. OK.
I'm, I'm a little, we need to be careful about what we're putting
out on our platform here, OK? I'm just saying I'm just.
We don't support Team Magma, OK? I'm not trying to get political,
but you know, Team Magma, you know, sometimes they got the
right. Ideas.
This This guy sounds like a team Aqua.
This guy you you a team Aqua Sounds like.
A Team Aqua, if I knew you were Team Aqua, wouldn't have done
this class with you, Mr. Curtis. I'd I'd I'd and not affiliated
an independent. Pick us up fence sitter.
How's that fence feel, Mr. Curtis?
I'm a, I'm a moderate. I am a I'm a requisite lover.
Thank you. All I'm saying is that stop.
The fighting between the two. If these darn volcanoes weren't
so lazy and was a little bit more active, we'd have a bunch
more slug by running around lighting.
I'm sorry, did you hold on? Hold on, hold on.
We need to circle back around today.
Go ahead. What did you call me there,
Corbin? You're a sky baby.
Whoa, hey, you can't be saying
that, Corbin. You can't.
Be that I whipped out. Yeah, I whipped out the.
Porsche sky baby. Porsche play the sky baby music.
Sky baby music Mr. Curtis is the Sky baby baby.
Mr. Curtis is the big fat Sky baby boy.
Say that to my face. You're a sky baby.
You're a fence sitter, Mr. Curtis.
You don't want to take a side. Team Aqua.
Team Magma. Hold on, actually, that was
really good Sky baby music. I really.
I don't. Want us to blow past it without
mentioning it as if, and you know, as if it never happened.
I really want to talk about it right now.
Right. I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I'm
gonna I'm. You know what, Corbin?
I forgive you. And I'm gonna own that title,
OK? I'm re.
I'm retaking that title back and it's it's now mine.
I am a sky baby so. And that sky baby music.
Is the reason why. That's right.
Thank you. So if if somebody were to not
have the context of the Sky Baby music, it would be very
confusing to them. That could be your new national
anthem. That's true.
Yeah. I love it.
I love that for you. Yeah, OK, I have another poker
Accenture here that I'm going to read.
OK, OK, that's fine. We'll we'll be quiet here.
I'll tell the sky baby to shut up.
No, that's his word. Stop it my.
Word. That's my word.
You can't. I can't say.
OK. All right, that's.
Right, Portia can play this guy baby music though if she wants
to. Oh, I'm sure she will.
I'm sure she did. I'm sure, I'm sure she did.
All right, so this next entry comes to us from the Lentil
region. It says Slugma stays near the
lava because of its magma body, because if its magma body ever
cools, it will harden and make this Pokémon unable to move.
It often burns its food with its own heat, so eating can be a
tricky task for it. But I mean, like, I mean,
anything it puts in it's mouth is gonna burn, right?
It shouldn't be used to eating. Yeah, it should be used to
eating stuff and having a melt. Right.
Yeah, I don't know. It seems weird.
OK, that does it for the regional Pokedex entries.
But I do have one unique Pokedex entry here for us to read, is
that right? Correct.
Yes. It comes to us from Maze.
Pokedex comes us from Maze. Pokedex is.
He OK. OK.
Hey, hey, it's May. Hey, it's May.
Hey, OK, May's Pokedex says Slugma the lava Pokémon slugma
have an intensely have intensely hot magma which circulate
throughout their bodies, carrying nutrients and oxygen to
their organs. I very similar to one that we
already read we kind. Of read that already.
Yeah, I think that was the from the Hoen region.
Is is May from Hoen? Does anybody know anybody?
I, I I think so give me the exact.
The address of May's house. I, I don't know that I could
tell you Don's address of of I. Thought about maybe not on,
maybe not in class. All right, listen, that does it.
For all of the Pokedex entries on Slugma, there aren't quite
that many. Not, not, not a lot of entries
on Slugma. The the little guy, the little
dude, little fella, little fella.
But that's going to take us in to the testing portion.
All right. I'm very, very.
You know I'm happy it's time for another pop quiz.
It's not time to pop quiz. I'm pretty happy about this.
Laptop and pull up my pokey. Now stop.
Stop. No quiz.
No quiz, I think, I think I really cooked with with this,
with this assignment. So weird, man, that that was a
stretch at best of a of a joke. So 'cause.
It's a slug, mind. It gets really hot and you can
cook things with. I mean, he got it.
He got it was funny. OK, so we are doing an
instructional video today. Oh.
Oh and the prompt that means you have to you guys have to work
together. So call this guy baby.
Oh. Fine this this magma sucker
over. Here.
Oh my God, I can't believe you're going to make Porsche
play the Magma Sucker music. No Magma.
Sucker. Man, you guys gonna have Porsche
busy in the studio cooking up some dope tracks.
Cooking it's She loves it. I listen.
She's told me she loves it. She is a musician, that's.
Right, All right, so the prompt for the constructional video is
how to keep your slugma from hardening.
We don't want these guys to harden.
There's a couple of ways you can do that.
I'm sure you can figure it out now.
If you've forgotten how the instructional video works, the
rubric is one. You must include information
that we learned in Class 2. You must demonstrate an
understanding of unique attributes and abilities of the
Pokémon 3 The presentation must be at minimum 3 minutes long.
We move that from 5:00 to 3:00 minutes because of all the
complaining. It must be 3 minutes long and
focus primarily on the topic assigned.
And four, the final point is determined by your partner by
answering the question, how do you rate your partner's
participation on this project? Yes, you.
You there in the front. Wow.
Yeah. So go ahead, take your time.
I'm gonna go ahead, step out of the room and you know, I'm gonna
make sure there was no fire damage that happened as Sabrina
was. Leaving.
That's very important. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, guys, go ahead, take take your time.
Let me know when you're done. We'll do that, professor.
I'm calling my dad. I'm not a Mr. Sorry, I'm without
one. No, you got a good dad.
You have a good dad that loves you very much and he works
overtime to pay all your bills that you.
He's a Mr. Mime. I'm in a biological father.
But yeah, he'll do for now, I guess.
Professor. Professor.
Yes, Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming.
Yeah, there's. Yeah, have finished filming our
video, so ready to put the disk in whenever you are.
No, okay, sure, I'll shut the door, turn the lights off, here
we go. All right, all.
Right here we go. Okay, and let's put it in Mr.
Curtis and 321 and go. Hello everybody and welcome to
another instructional video from Hello Mr. Welcome to the
instruction to let me do my intro 1st.
You OK? I'm sorry.
All right, that's what I thought.
Welcome, everybody. It is good to be here again.
I am your host, former class President Corbin, And I'm joined
here by the fabulously disgusting Mr. Curtis.
Say hello, Mr. Curtis and and thank you Co host Corbin.
I'm actually the host. Corbin is the Co host.
What? But thank you for giving us that
that hello everybody, and welcome to Mr. Curtis Read your.
Line. Sorry professor, I should have
edited this part. Yeah, I'm noticing a lot of
padding for time in this no. We don't have to look at.
All this for a little bit. Here we go.
And he stumbled around for like a good 5 minutes there.
Yeah, he tripped. Wow.
He tripped on something on his face.
Now he's crying a little bit and.
He did. Yeah.
And here we go. Today, we're going to teach you
how to keep your slug mop from hardening.
Now, Mr. Curtis, take me for the first step.
What should I do to prepare That's?
Gosh gosh, I really hurt my knee when I stumbled there.
But but yes, first thing you need to do is buy a fully metal
insulated enclosure about 5 feet by 5 feet.
But Korba, why would we need to do that?
Well, we need to have a little bit extra move, a little extra
room in the enclosures. We can have not only room for
the Slugman to move around, but we can't just put an enclosure
by itself. We got to leave room for other
stuff. Like what?
Mr. Curtis? Tell me.
Well of course you have to add a lot of lava themed items for
aesthetic into remind Slugman home.
Things like a cool looking lava lamp, rocks, pictures of
volcanoes, that type of thing. Pictures of fire.
You get construction paper and painted like flames.
Put them in there. It's going to help beef up the
aesthetic a little bit. Sure.
Then what do we do next, Corbin? So after that, you're going to
add some heat lamps to the top of the enclosure to keep it nice
and toasty. We know that slugma, you know,
stays warm by moving around constantly, which is again, why
we said to keep the enclosure, you know, about twice the size
of a slugma. So it has room to move.
But however it does like hot, you know, spaces and stuff.
So at the top of it, you're going to align a bunch of little
heat lamps. That way it's perpetually warm
in there. Just going to keep that ambient
air temperature nice and toasty exactly now.
The problem is, again, it can constantly move.
It can move around in circles, or we can do something else to
keep it moving. Mr. Curtis, give me an idea.
So next thing you should do is create a lava proof miniature
treadmill so the slow buck can constantly be moving.
So as as Corbin said, so important because as long as it
moves it stays warm. If it stops moving then it's
going to get cold and cracky. Cold and cracky.
We don't want that. Gosh, artwork of a cute little
cycle on a treadmill would be adorable right now.
Anyways, so after that, I'll tell you what we're going to do.
We're going to add fireproof speakers, obviously with
Bluetooth functionality for the Slug MUT to stay motivated.
So that way when it's moving on the treadmill, staying warm, it
can, it can be, it can listen to whatever music you want.
It can listen to something awesome the Porsche made, or it
can be some, I don't know, some workout music.
Whatever you want is what the Slug Mut's going to be listening
to while it's constantly moving to stay warm.
My four part opera about bug type Pokémon in the Beauty of
the Night Mother. Nobody wants to.
He wouldn't want to listen to that unless he's determine to
kill bugs because they he's a fire type, right?
I mean, but fire types can love bugs.
Anyways, but Curtis, tell me about the last step in order to
keep our slugma. Happy.
OK, the very last thing is to create a small basin, a lava for
bath time, bath time and for after it's treadmill workout,
complete with a little lava fountain and a volcanic rock
side of heat. Oh.
Ain't that sweet? So you put all these things
together, you got a tiny little enclosure that is very, very
easy to move around because it's not that big.
I mean, the last thing I forgot to mention and I've got to put
on my list here on the script is that you can also attach some
wheels. So you can wheel this thing
around so you can bring it to different rooms or bring it
outside with you and have Slug must see the world with you.
Fun stuff. That is it for today's
instructional videos or anything you want to say to our wonderful
listeners. Thank you all for listening in
and learning with us today. So sorry about my behavior at
the beginning of this episode. It was definitely unfor coming
of a educator of the public. That's awful.
But anyway, thank you so much for listening and now you know.
Professor, what did you think of that one?
I mean, it could have been a little rough towards the
beginning, but I think it was a pretty decent instructional
video. What?
Do you think I mean, yeah, it so you guys easily hit the time.
I mean, Even so, the padding that we skipped over, even even
if we'd like, you know, took out, took off a minute for that,
you'd still be fine 'cause you guys had 4 minutes and 43
seconds. So I gotta be honest, I'm
considering buffing it back up to 5 minutes.
No, no, no. I'd like to make it easier.
It's. Too easy for you to get 3.
No, I like, I like being able to win easily.
All right, maybe, maybe we split the difference at 4 minutes.
How about four minutes and two like 20 seconds 4?
No, No, 3 minutes and 30 seconds. 4 minutes and 20.
Seconds, like 4 minutes and 20 seconds and I'm not sure why.
So yeah, I got you guys included.
It's a lot of good information. So you, you know, mentioned that
the lava aesthetic, right, because it likes to sleep in
your lava very good. You have to keep it warm with
the with the heat lamps, large enclosure for it to move around.
Very, very good. You talked about a lava bath.
Yep. It would have been nice to
include and I guess this wasn't really in the assignment and so
I can't really take points off, but it would have been nice to
include stuff like if it does harden what you can do.
But the lava bath would, you know.
Well, that's not a because it's not going to happen.
It's not going to happen. Yeah, we're preventing it from
happening. True.
Well I mean prepare for every eventuality, but I got to say
where are you guys finding stuff like lava proof treadmills?
You know Mr. Curtis knows the guy.
Mr. Curtis, you should, you should let the GCLCBOTSCLC know
your source because we can, we can use some fireproof stuff to
really facilitate the Sabrina's, you know, time here at that.
When they go on a when they go on a impromptu adventure when we
haven't put out the metal sheeting.
Yeah, I know what you're saying. Well, you know I have AI Have a
source? You know, I have wobbly legs,
Willy Junior the 3rd that I ride around and that's my Rapidash.
Every time I interact with that Rapidash, of course I have.
Everything I have has to be fireproof.
Right, because it doesn't trust you.
Why would it? No, no, it just, it just burns
everything. I mean, it's it trusts.
Me, yes, that is true. Rapidash is that don't burn
their trainer or that don't trust their trainer will burn
everything. Correct, Mr. Curtis.
No, no, no, no, no. See my well.
Anyways, so you guys got full marks for everything for 1-2 and
three. Let's go ahead.
Let's get the let's get the last point graded.
Corby, if you could step out of the room real quick.
No, I'll just plug my ears real quick, blah blah blah blah blah
blah. Blah.
Yeah, I think it'd be very annoying for for for the virtual
students. If you're just OK, don't.
Hear. Me, Mr. Curse, I guess while
he's doing that, what's what what score out of four do you
give Corbin? Out of four, yes, I have to give
I'll. I'll have to give Corbin.
I'll give Corbin a full 4.0 this time.
My A. Perfect score What?
That's right. Any any any any reasoning why
any anything that. He did particularly well.
You know, Corbin first of all cared the episode this time it
was really great of the pro team.
Education Hour, our periodic episodic series about
educational videos. And he really carried this
episode and and I appreciate him for that.
Also, you know, I think I think he needs a little bit of a, you
know, a recognition, a pick me up for his work and the growth
that he's had as an individual. He's not calling me Sky Baby
anymore. Wow, you know.
People can change. We've grown past that part.
So, you know, I just have to say good job.
Good job for Corbin. All right, all right, now I'm
going to need you to leave the room while I get Corbin to give
me your. OK, bye.
There he goes so quickly. Corbin.
Hey, Corbin. Corbin.
Hey, Corbin. Curtis go out of four.
How? How do you score Mr. Curtis's
participation? Oh, he, he left, right?
I don't see. Him.
Yeah, He left. He's gone.
OK, I'm gonna give the sky baby probably a 3.2 I The thing about
him is that he really, he knows his stuff, but at the beginning
he really kind of flubbed it. And I'm sure you're wondering
why didn't you edit it out? Personally, I'm not really much
of an editor. I usually leave that to Porsche.
True. But because we were pressed for
time and because this is an instructional video with me and
Mr. Curtis, Porsche does not edit it.
I have to edit it myself. And I'm not very good.
So I wasn't able to do it in time.
So he did kind of mess up the beginning there.
So I'm gonna give him a 3.2 for that.
Other than that, I. Think that's fair and equitable?
He's fine. I think that's fair and
equitable. Other than that it was fine.
I work with him again. OK, great.
All right. Bring Curtis back in.
Miss Curtis, Yeah. I'll be there in just a second.
I'm I got a hold on. I gotta put the fire
extinguisher down. There's it's got a little toasty
out here. Oh geez.
Oh, no, I see. That's what I was working on
when I came back. I came back in to get the fire
extinguisher. I completely forgot.
It's OK. It's OK.
OK, well while he's doing that,
let's let's wrap up the lesson today.
So that's everything we have on Slugman.
Does anybody know? I guess Corbin, do you know what
Pokémon we're learning about next week?
It is the evolved form of Slugman is.
Your decision. I didn't hear that.
Is it slug paw? This is your.
Eyes no Slug Paw is the one we learned about this week.
No slug paw. This one's slug ma, so it makes
sense for the next one to be. Slug Paw.
No, it's not Slug Paw. That'd be a great.
That'd be pretty funny. Oh, wait, hold on.
It's that big one. It's it's the, it's the mag.
Yes. I'm back.
I'm border. Geez.
Mag mortar, not mag mortar. We're learning about mag.
Sorry, going Margo. Mag mag Mag Mag Jet Ski go.
Mag. Mag train go and mag cargo.
Mag Cargo. Yes, we're good.
Good. He.
Actually no, it was mag train go actually mag.
Next thing we're learning about mag train.
Go No, wait, wait, no, sorry. Another smudge on my on my my,
my sheet here. Yes, we're going about mag cargo
next week. The evolved form of slugma and
pace. Guess where we're going, guys.
We're going to the Hohen region maybe.
No, no, we're going. We're going on a Rigby field
trip. That's right.
We're going to the daycare center and we're gonna.
Oh, rig it up. We're going back to the Rigby.
We're gonna say hello to Sabrina and see if there's any mad
cargoes there for us to, to to look at and and last and
explore, I guess. OK, I love that.
That's going to be next week. Before we go, hey Corbin, Yes.
Tell me one thing you like about the Patreon.
Just one thing. Only one thing.
The one thing I like about the Patreon is I really like the Q
and as. I don't know how much other
people like them, but I like them because our listeners in
Discord who subscribe at the $10 tier, the highest one, the
coolest kids get to ask us any question that they want.
And those that are Gold Star students and professors,
assistants get to listen to the Q&A's.
There's a ton of fun stuff in there, ton of great banter.
If you like listening to us in our antics, you will love the
stuff on Patreon because there's like three times more of this
sort of hilarity on the Patreon. There's a ton of stuff there.
Three times more it's been. Just three times is that is that
three times? Somebody crushed the numbers on
that and. The Q&A's are fun because
recently we've gotten a lot of Would you rather questions asked
by people on the Discord and those have been really fun to
answer on those recordings, So check it out guys.
And then Mr. Curtis, real quick, your favorite thing about the
YouTube, the YouTube channel? Well, definitely it's all the
the funny and cute shorts that we post on the YouTube channel.
He loves the shorties. Appear that that he loves the
shorties. Right.
And and all of the short videos that you can watch and are good
for a good laugh and a little bit little dose of happiness and
then you can move about your day.
So you should go check it. Out.
Yeah, get some dopamine in your brain.
It's a little, a little taste if you're, if you're not sure about
the, the full videos, you're like, I could, I could taste
this and see if I like it. And then you're like, man, I
really do like it. I should I should eat the whole,
the whole, the whole, the whole plate, the full course meal.
The whole plate. Yeah, good, good choice.
Good choice, Mr. Curtis. And for those the the the
Patriots and then YouTube, among many other things.
You can find links to them in our description below.
But that's enough rambling and yapping.
I think it's time to end this lesson.
So until next time class is dismissed.