Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here on this
wonderful Scenic. Cruz is my teaching assistant
mr. Curtis mr.
Curtis, if you could, please say hello to everybody.
Why? Hello there everybody rush.
Why are you so loud? I see young Corbin's a little
bit hungover from the. Now I Hardy that we had last
night hope I hope everyone's got their sunscreen on and they're
reflective life jacket. See a corporate I see you're not
wearing your life jacket for on Deck.
You talked about that life jacket and gotta have your life
jacket. I don't need my jacket.
I Wish I Never Had It Now Gorman.
Stop. No.
Okay, no rapping on International water, doesn't
work like we're not. We're still in canto, we're not
in international waters. All right, all right fine.
So and yes of course our trainer and training here is Young
Corbin. It was all remember has been
prohibited from wrapping by judge decree judge not rap judge
professor professor. Yeah yes, it was.
Just agree. I don't, I don't know.
I know I was arrested but I think it was some kind of court
order that prohibit. Yes.
Yes and I think judges do do those things correctly.
That sounds right. I mean I listen yeah I'm not a
professor of Canto law. I'm a professor of Pokemon
biology hardly. I mean, yeah, exactly.
Excuse me, what was that Corbett ice?
I said here. What non-reflective?
Floaty people have to say? I said, I thought I saw
Sharpedo. Do you do?
You do need to put your reflective flow?
Dear, I got I got an extra one right here.
Give it to me. It's a little moist but we're
time no, you can give me a drug case.
That's on me, he's already putting out here.
Oh God, okay. All right, for those students at
home in case you have forgotten our, our Learning Center, in
the, in the, in Saffron City has He's undergone unfortunate
period of repair. Sure, along with half of the
city thanks to unfortunate series of accidents.
Well well, sure, maybe related to we have to tell, we have to
tell people the truth. In case they didn't listen to
that lesson. That could be a new listener.
New student coming in mr. Curtis no mr.
Curtis aggravated. A Kangaskhan and it resulted in
an earthquake. Earthquake that destroyed most
of the Saffron City. So here we are millions dead,
it's whole truck. Stay.
Well, I don't, I'm pretty sure that there was no there.
There were no deaths involved. Well, I think my sanity died a
little bit that down. Okay, well, I mean, how much and
I did you actually have, let's be honest here.
Hmm. Ha, ha ha ha.
Yeah, check me. Okay.
But you know, we're here on this one, this wonderful boat
because, you know, we had some complaints about the the, the
classroom temporary classroom that I was using.
So I went out of my way to get a nice Cruise, a fishing vessel,
it's not a cruise, it's a stinky fishing boat.
Okay, well, I mean, it's not. This is where the magic carpet.
Of Our Fair Nation archive, okay?
Yeah, at that feed, you Corbin. All right.
That hungry little that your little fish sticks.
Every fish sticks. You little fish dick eater.
I don't like the, this feels like an insult.
I enjoy my fair share of fish sticks.
Thank you. I don't need to be patronized
Mort old. They come from magikarps.
I hope you know. Well you know what, they are the
lowest on the totem pole so that is okay.
That is fair. Yeah, I agree.
But yeah. So today we're not learning
about Magikarp, not quite yet, we're getting there, were
getting there. But today, does anybody know,
actually, you know what, before I do that before I do that, I
just recalled I do, but I didn't bring my laptop with me.
My Rotom laptop. Good, good, good.
I got some excellent Professor Gmail's, which, of course stands
for Gengar emails from students. And I would like to read those.
That's okay, I'll allow it, of course Professor.
Okay, so this first one comes to us from A student named.
Jacob, excellent name. If I do say so myself.
It's okay. There's a name of Kings.
Yes. Absolutely.
And the the subject heading here is I wish to join the counselor
students. So I assume that you are putting
your name in for to become to beat was it class president
class isn't? Yes.
President class. You mean like Class Clown like
orbit? I take that class, very
seriously. Okay, Professor mr.
Mime does a great job. Yes it's very serious,
profession, Miss occurs. If you could please not
apologize. It's an elective mr.
Curtis the clown school by mr. Mime is an elective.
Okay, now that we're done talking about that, I'm going to
read Jacobs email here. It says I believe the badmouth
horrible verse spitting. Child forced to take lessons is
not fit to be president of our class.
Whoa. Yeah, he is referring to, you
Corbin. Well, I feel like, every email
we get is just constantly ragging on me.
That's part of the game. If you can't, if you can't take
the heat, stay out of the class president.
Do you know if other students are bullied as much as me?
A stop bullying? It's, you know, it's it's a,
it's a big, political banter, political banter, exactly, it's
Bambi. Yeah, I guess a lot of
politicians do kind of so if you, if you have some banter
that you would like to return, I'm all ears.
Let's continue, I think something.
Okay, let me start over, I believe the badmouth horrible,
verse spitting. Child forced to take lessons
that does almost get. That does kind of sound like
easiest, it's really bad, that's forced to take.
The lessons, is not fit to be the president of our class as I
studied to get this class. Since my mother's milk tank, let
me drink their milk. I'm going to be 14 next year.
As I find knowing more about Pokemon mint.
Not sure what that is. But Pokemon invented is I am
ready. When I plan to go at 15, you
didn't read it the way it was written.
It is true. It does say when I Palm to go at
15, but I'm pretty sure they mean plan to go at 15.
Why, wait till 15, you could go you go?
Well, that's because they need to finish taking lessons, take
anything with us before they can get their training.
Just fair. It's very much fur.
But yeah, you know, we will put your name into the, into the
running. Their Jacob.
No. Make sure.
Yeah, you can't, you can't just say no Corbin can't just
pronounced. No.
Can't, you can't do that? Yes, we'll make sure not to
confuse your name with my name. All right, we have another one
here. It comes to us.
Yeah we can't we can't have you being the class president.
That's like insider trading. It's too many Jacobs tomb.
A Jacobs can't do it. It's not allowed.
No, no I I mean I think the professor could be the president
I think. No, that's not, that's not
allowed. I mean, it sounds pretty nice,
baby. I mean, I feel kind of feel like
I am already the president. It's it almost seems like your
title is just that it's just the title and then I actually really
have the real power. Like, what, what do you
actually? Sure, what, what are the duties
of the class present? That's something that we should
probably really Define. You know, we have all these
students that are Mo L, putting their names into the ring, but
we don't, we haven't really defined the duties of the cloud.
I'm a leader. Okay, I'm a leader, everybody
looks to me for guidance and answers, when all else fails in
the class that is that it's a rough gig to have, especially
for you cortman. Okay.
Is it okay having the wrong answer?
Because that's normally the answer that you have.
You know, sometimes I don't lead to Greatness.
Oh, snap. Thank you, mr.
Curtis sometimes, sometimes I lead down a, an unfortunate path
and part of being the leader is having people fall down that
hole with me and then I have to course correct and you know make
sure that everybody's on the right path, this could be just
continue and when they fall down that hole, you make sure to use
their bodies as human ladders to climb back up yourself, right
Corbin? That's I mean me.
That's what you said. We continue.
Yes. Okay, we have another Gmail.
Here comes to us from a student name is Austin.
I believe we've gotten a few emails from them before.
Yes, we get, it's Holston. Hey, so listen is a very as an
excellent student I will not have you bad-mouthing them?
All right. Sorry.
I'm just kidding asks who would
win Hitmonchan or Hitmonlee? Now we have talked about these
Pokemon. You'll remember Hitmonchan is
the is known for punches. Manly is known for kicks and
stretchy legs. Yeah, and if I work all
Hitmonchan can't punch super hard but it can punch really
fast. So I don't know who you think
would win guys and why I need any other reason Hitmonlee
because of the range if those stretchy legs.
Okay, sure. It doesn't stretch your legs
Corbin. Do you have any idea what you
might think Hitmonchan because of the speed and because of the
move or I-80, they can use Thunder Punch CH and it will
paralyze a Hitmonlee. And then, guess what does it
matter how far I can stretch those legs, when you're
paralyzed you're going down. That is I mean, that's pretty
good. That's, that, is a good point
Corbin. I honestly, I think I would have
to give it to the Hitmonlee, I think, reaches really, really
important when it comes to fight.
He does have those stretch, your legs.
Also Hitmonchan really does not hit hard.
It's all about speed with Hitmonchan and, you know, I
think you need more than that. If your Grant takedown
Hitmonlee, he got to hit hard, but I guess then the Hitmonlee
we have on Dawn fighting-type Pokémon but like to fight
another fighting-type Pokémon. Like, Molly, you're really put
the work in I guess? Yeah, but I mean if the
Hitmonlee can't even hit the Hitmonchan because it's moving
so fast, that's why I'm saying, if you out speed it then you get
the first hit you can paralyze them, then it's over.
I feel like this is very similar to what we were talking about
with Raichu and Machamp. I think if if I feel like
whoever gets the hit of For the hit off first wins the fight,
right at least in that fight. But I think in this one
Hitmonchan is going to have to hit a bunch more times before he
can get Hitmonlee to fall and he has to be bobbing and weaving
the whole time to get around him on these kicks.
Because I really do think one kick from Hitmonlee is gonna do
a Hitmonchan in. We all you need those like ice
punch Thunder. Punch fire punch.
You just step back and just let the elements do the work.
Okay, but you can't step back. You have to step up real close,
right? I'm saying after you hit.
Then you step back and let the elements do the work.
You got. You still got to have force
between the punches. I don't know.
We'd have to see. We have to see it in real time.
We just don't have the time today.
I did. And I don't have access to my
Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan. Unfortunately, that's right.
They're all up. State operation up region.
Yes, State. That's right.
Yes, exactly. Avid Avid students will remember
exactly why that is. But We're not going to talk
about that today. Instead, we're going to move on
from Gmail. Thank you so much for sending.
Thank you. You're getting their email.
If you would like to send you guys can stop submitting for
class president. Now, I think we have enough.
Oh no. Now is the time because in the
new year is when we will finally decide who the new class, oh
wait. Isn't the New Year in like two
weeks. It's like to go through these
very close. So, man, so start cinnamon and
cinnamon so simple. It's like I always says some of
them in but yeah, so get get sending them.
You can send it to wwo Pokemon at gmail.com and I'll probably
say it again at the end of the lesson and if we don't respond
in class like this, we will respond via Gmail will respond
one way or another. Yeah, we'll do our best.
I promise. Or if we don't if we don't
respond at all, just know that Curtis just stares at these
emails all day and he was Does Breeze really heavily so they
are acknowledged. They are red.
I promise, I read over them many many, many, many times but I
don't dare respond without the professor's permission.
That's right. That's right.
Normally I'm the one that writes them.
But whatever. Okay, not not the original
emails, their responses to eat. Oh you've been sending us
emails. Are you guys?
I've been so they are all you making a bunch of Gmail accounts
and just sending us. So you have like four different
The entries into the glass of President George a cup, your
Zoltan. You're all these people think.
I'm gonna get it, guys. I think the odds are in my
favor. No.
Okay, we need to move on and we need to start talking about
Pokemon. Does anybody know the Pokémon
that we are discussing today? It's the evolved form of
Goldeen. Exactly.
Last week's beautiful Pokémon and you know I see gold Queen.
Hmm. No, no I do.
So there is an element of royalty involved.
The name, silver Dean Platinum, Dean no got them, niobium D and
what other elements are there plutonium Dean?
That's one, that's a good one. It's a hydrogen be.
Okay, this is not funny anymore. That's pretty funny.
I'm losing it over here. They're not, you're right.
No, I don't you don't know any element lithium Dean.
Yeah. How about Krypton Dean?
That's good. That's that's yeah, that's yeah.
Okay, that's what they call a noble gas.
Thank you, listen. I'm no, I'm no Pokemon chemistry
because I'm right knows those those chemists are there.
Their way to disgusting their wages?
Lowly biologists. Yeah, you gotta know chemicals
and reactions. Now biology is just
memorization. That's all.
There is a. See a blank.
Normally, give me that. Give me that please.
I got it. I got it.
It's hafnium.
Dean know, we're learning about seeking sea.
King is in the king of the sea, not seeking.
Is it? I'm looking for something?
Okay, yeah, I know. That's very confusing.
Sometimes there's a, I think you just remove that.
Through the came out of fear or few years ago, called seeking
seeking. It was really cute.
I like know that one that wasn't old.
I didn't finish it that they find seeking.
Wait. I thought seeking seeking was
the one where the Sea King loses its child gold, Ian.
And that golden has like a little like a like a like a
small fan and it doesn't work very well.
He's always and then he finds a know he finds me on that has
memory problem. No, that's no, that's finding
Finn isn't You thinking you thinking of a Brooks fish?
No, that's finding, Finn isn't finding?
Finn is in, is that movie? Okay, you're right.
Yeah. Sorry.
No seeking seeking is a romance movie.
Yeah. Wait like.
But between to see Kings no spoilers from me.
Okay, I guess I'll have to watch it.
Okay, has anybody here seen as cking?
I have not clearly in the movie I'm guessing.
Well, yeah, I saw one of The movie, but I haven't seen one in
real life. Okay, mr.
Curtis, no. That's a lie.
Cause you've taken this class several times before?
I mean I have could I could I pick one out of a lineup?
No, a lineup of other water type Pokemon.
Yes or just things in general. Just just if I were to puts in a
row six random items in a row and one of them was a seeking.
Yeah you wouldn't be able to sit to identify which has the
seeking he would never know. All right.
Well then let me go ahead. I have one here today.
We're not gonna, this is the first time in a while now that I
have a seeking a Pokeball and we're not gonna find it out in
the wild have one here. With me, it's my own personal
seeking. Okay?
So here is here is what a seeking looks like?
Very pretty, pretty little King. Yeah.
What was specifically though? What what's, what do you think
our is pretty here? Well, it has a nice.
I like the fins, I like the white fins with a little black
Speckles. It kind of reminds me of cookies
and cream, ice cream. I really like that mr.
Curtis, and he aspects that you really enjoy.
I like the. Pointy bit on top.
Wow, wow, this is can I just say this is incredible.
We have landed smack dab in the middle of a very, very heated
debate topic for for, for for seeking.
I'm and I'm not joking. There are very Avid fans of
seeking because it is a very beautiful Pokemon.
Yes. And some people are heavily on
the side that the of the fins and some people are heavily on
the side of the horn. You are kidding me, I am not.
In fact, we will go and will read the Pokedex entries and
you'll see what I'm talking about.
Okay? I mean, it's pretty much all
there is to it. I mean, its most of its body is
like red and it's got some black stripes on it and going to
really, it's really big, juicy lips.
I don't know how I feel about that.
Yeah, it's got like, two little things sticking out.
There was honestly kind of looks like it hurts a little bit.
Yeah, I don't know. But the lips are the lip, sir,
somebody who's young and never found love.
They're tempting. But they're, they're they're
cute. But you know, I I know that I'm
not supposed. Okay?
He's leaning, and he's leaning. And back up pushing back.
Sorry. Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, it's okay. It happens a lot.
All right, seeking you can. Come on back to the Pokeball.
Now, some it's been a while since I've seen a girl, my age.
Okay? All right, we don't need to talk
about that. Instead, we should start reading
these Pokedex entries. Wait, are you putting them back
in the Pokeball? She did?
I know, I just did that. Sorry.
Sorry I was too busy licking my lips.
Yeah, I know. You missed it.
Okay, the first entry here from the Kanto region says in the
Autumn spawning season they can be seen swimming powerfully
about rivers and creeks. Oh yes the spawning a.
Yeah so you know there's not a lot that we know about, you
know, where Pokemons come from and Pokemon breeding Pokemons.
Pokemon come from those weird poke men if you want, we're
Pokemon come from, but I guess we do know that seeking tend to
Is a spine during Autumn, and they lay eggs and stuff.
Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, thank you.
Thank you for the input, Corbin sure.
Alright, the next entry here says it is the male's job to
make a nest by carving out. Boulders in a stream using the
horn on its head. Hmm.
Okay, so it makes a nest out of a boulder.
Yes, with its horn. Now I am, listen, I'll Beyond
though. I am a fond of a hard bed.
Nice. And firm.
Okay, real slab. Okay?
But I don't know if I'd sleep in a boulder that really for
sleeping but they sleep mr. Curtis are you a sea king as
your question I then know that's actually a very good question.
Are you a secret? I'm not then shut up.
It doesn't apply to you. Oh okay, it's also not really
for sleeping. It's more for protecting their
eggs, its nest. Yes.
So they I don't think they sleep in it.
They mean, and, and it's also in the water.
So they kind of really just float there for being honest.
I think they meditate, but they don't sleep there.
Okay. Next entry says, and there are a
lot more entries about these Boulder.
Nests mr. Curtis so we'll learn a little
bit more as we go on, okay. Buckle up kids.
I know it's really exciting in the Autumn.
It's also known as fall just in case, people don't know.
Yes, they travel upriver Has to spawn in other Seasons, they
make and live in their own nests.
I guess they do kind of live there and those right of rocks.
But again, it's not like they, you know, lay on the Rock
itself. They just kind of, it's really
just a shield them from the current if I were seeking, I
would wrap myself up with some nice seaweed and get all cozy.
Find a nice water vent and natural, you know, heated place.
You know that has a nice warm. Oh no II like the Old coats
much. I didn't ask, but I would like
to find a nice heated spot and some seaweed that would that
would be top tier cking, sleeping quarters for me.
I think I would, if I were a fish Pokémon, I would throw
myself off of water waterfall. That also sounds like a blast.
Okay moving on to the Johto region during spawning season
seeking gather from all over coloring the rivers of brilliant
red much like our school colors if you remember yeah yeah
classic red and slightly darker red.
Yeah lately just slightly darker those are the anatomical names
for those colors and we anatomical.
And then what anatomical like is in relation to the human body
Anatomical. No no.
Is that I thought anatomical meant technically looking for a
hex code. By the way anatomical is the the
definition is relating to bodily structure.
Yes I said now. You said technically, I said
anatomically. Yeah.
And it's not what, it's not an attack.
It's not the anatomical name for the Colors.
Oh I meant technical name for the colors.
Okay, well, Sure, that that works my, we clever went through
all that, I'm really glad. Yeah, I'm sure.
Now this will make the lesson, it's all gonna get cut out.
Anyways, this is River really a ludic.
Ated those fast for me? Yeah, the next entry here, says,
using its horn, it bores holes in riverbed Boulders, making
nests to prevent its eggs from washing away.
Mmm, love that. Yes.
So that's its for protecting their eggs largely.
Yes, The next one says, when Autumn comes the male's Patrol
the area around their nests in order to protect their
offspring. So the keep him in there.
So they make the they make the be the, the nest and they Patrol
it. Yeah.
Then they run around, trying a male's do something.
Am I right? I know you know they just sit at
home. There's a little fins, propped
up, you know, just don't do nothing just like human women.
Am I right? Oh, you cannot say.
This is why you're single. Professor, this is why you've
never found love. You can't say that, can't say
that. Okay, so that does it for the
entries in the Johto region. Moving on to the Hoenn region,
in the Autumn seeking males can be seen performing courtship
dances and riverbeds to woo, females during the season, the
Pokemons body coloration is at its most.
Beautiful love that. Yeah.
So they're they're dancing. They're born holes in the Rocks,
they're patrolling. They're putting babies and holes
in rocks. It's a great time.
Yes. And dancing and Dad God, that
sounds like a life, dude. Wish I had that life.
I want to bore holes in rocks, put eggs in there and dance, but
yeah, like just eggs that you would, you know, buy at the
store or hmm. Okay, well Corbin eggs.
No, but yet my ex my own eggs, put him out, put him in a whole
dance. I talents you should probably
tell him, it's not gonna be me. Oh, that's not my job.
The next enter here says, seeking is very protective of
its eggs. The male and female will take
turns patrolling around their nest and the sorry patrolling
around their nests and eggs and eggs, their nest and eggs.
Easy for you to say, the male and female will take turns
patrolling around their nest and eggs, the guarding of eggs by
these Pokemon goes on for over a month.
It really messes me up. They don't put the in front of
it right away. There was more poetic that way
the guarding of eggs, the guarding of eggs by these
Pokemon goes on for over a month.
And at that point, I assume the eggs hatch and they don't just
leave the egg. They get bored after a month and
then just leave. Yeah, probably that they
probably hatch right? I would I should know.
I'm a Pokemon biologists. Do they hatch in a really small
seeking or they smell passion to golding's?
I would it would 100% be gold in this.
This we know No. We it would it would be the
pre-evolved form of Pokemon come out of the eggs, you know,
Professor, why is that? Why don't, why don't we have a
fully developed Machamp coming out of an egg?
Well, I died. That would be horrifying to see.
I feel like I think I'd rather die honestly.
All those arms and all those muscles.
Just he just punches his way out of the egg.
It is like, hey, what's up? That's not it, that's not it.
Cute, baby. Okay.
Moving on the next entry. Says it punches.
Holes in Boulder's. On stream beds.
This is a clever Innovation that prevents its eggs from being
attacked, or washed away by the current.
Mmm-hmm what you think is attacking them.
I could see a bear a scooter, maybe a, a A Golduck.
Yeah, I was gonna say Golduck to.
I bet they weren't thinking of how about a Sharpedo Sharpedo.
Might like, Sharpedo are more like big game Hunters.
I think they go. After, you know, the wailmer and
the, the will lord of the, yeah, maybe a Garret and they're up.
Ocean are there upriver. Remember they go?
Upriver to spawn? Yes.
Sharpy toes are in the ocean, right?
Yeah. We haven't talked about
Sharpedo, so I wouldn't expect you to know that corpsman, okay?
Yeah. I mean no.
One is, but it's you what? I know it one is.
I just haven't seen one. Yeah, I know.
But, you know, we haven't talked to you.
So, again, this is why we do this class so you can learn
about Pokemon biology. How can I expect you to know
Pokemon biology before we talk about it?
You know, I there's no other way.
This, at this point, I don't even expect you to know Pokemon
biology after we've talked about it.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Okay, there is one more entry here from the Hoenn region.
It says the horn on its head is sharp like a drill.
It bores a hole in a boulder to make its nest Yeah, it's pretty
yeah, yeah, we know that it's very simple, it's not the same
thing was very similar. Okay, moving on to the center
region. It makes its nest by hollowing
out Boulders and streams with its horn, it defends its eggs
with its life. That's, I mean, it's pretty
impressive. I don't know me, listen, as a
working. Father, you kind of have to I
mean, what's, what's, what's the lady doing?
What's the lady seeking doing? What is she defending her babies
with her life? Don't think so.
I mean it, yes it does. Oh, what?
Because because we learned that the female will also Patrol.
They take turns patrolling one did.
When was that said it was in the Hoenn region that is seeking is
very protective of its eggs. The male and female will take
turns patrolling around their nest and eggs.
Good on you, Professor. I was making sure you knew that
good on you. Wow, you know, it wasn't, you
know, sometimes I have to be held accountable.
Yeah, I mean, you know, just got to keep you on your feet.
Make sure you deserve that license.
Thank you. Whoa, whoa, it's sometimes, it's
A hard to keep my footing with all the rocking we're doing in
this boat. Whoa, yeah, it's kind of justify
yourself to anybody and I don't, okay, but he does, and he must
okay, so the next entry here, says, to protect its family, it
will fight with its drill, drill sharp horn.
It lives in hallowed rocks in streams.
It lives in hallowed rocks in streams that we've heard that
before. Yeah.
Well, and it doesn't doesn't mention that it Hollows, the,
The Rock itself. Hmm.
The last entry in the center region, says, in Autumn its body
becomes more fatty in preparing to propose to a mate.
Oh yeah, it takes on beautiful colors.
Yes, we love a colorful fatty. Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I mean that's that's a I guess it needs.
The nutrients. May be trying to say, like, look
at me. I have the ability to find food
and eat it and that's and, and therefore, I am fat.
Make me your mate. I mean, honestly, that's the
best way to win. Any woman's heart II.
Have I have eaten all this food and therefore I have nutrients
and can provide good spawning rituals.
So I found the secret of finally, getting a girlfriend, I
have to paint my body extravagant colors and just eat
a bunch of food. Yes, yes.
That's what I've been. That's what I've been telling
you. Corbin those whole time.
You know. I never believed it until now
it's amazing what we can learn from Pokemon, isn't it?
Yep. Okay.
Nothing new from the, you know, reason region of course and ever
is nothing new from the Kalos region.
Why would there be moving on to the Aloha region?
When the weather grows cold, it's whole body flushes a deep
red. This site serves as a poetic
reminder that Autumn has arrived.
Very poetic love it. Very deep.
Some would say a slightly darker red team, a deep dark.
Slightly dark red. Yeah, slightly darker than a
classic. Read the classic red.
We yeah. You took the words right out of
my mouth? Yep.
It's not an easy thing to do. Yeah with mr.
Chris is shit. Yeah, our choices are very
interesting. Yeah, half of what you say is
just Grunts and moans The next entry here, says trainers, who
are crazy for seeking are divided into horn, enthusiasts
and fin enthusiasts. All right.
Oh, you're right, perfect? Exactly.
That's I was. I mean, I guess those are the
two defining features of a seeking.
That's it. The entry goes on to say, the
two groups, do not get along. Well, are you in the fin Clan or
the horn and Clan Professor is, you know, I Don't think I want
to be you know, firmly put plant my feet into either clam because
I mean they both have their importance right.
That the horn is super important for protecting.
Mates are protecting them and their eggs and the digging out
those Boulders. Yeah.
The fins are important for disgusting.
Well they're important for weaving and woven out there
important. I just I was surprised that was
a Curtis said disgusting. I'm sure.
It was talking about the fins, the oh, I guess you're on the
horn side there, mr. Kerr.
Yes. Yes.
If I didn't make that clear, Curtis is a horn stir and I'm a
Finster. Okay, you won.
Those are the anatomical names for those groups.
The next entry moving along says, it's horn, spins, like a
drill to study steadily, hollow out rocks, even harder ones.
How much harder is hard to tell? I don't know.
Please don't ask me. All right, all right, no, it's
harder than the other rocks that are all those out.
Oh no, heart of those, well, that's hard.
Okay. And I wish there was a way to
measure the hardness of these rocks and it just say more and
less more and less. I think could even said, like
really hard rock just like diamond Hard Rock everybody
knows. Or Pearl Hard Rock's, I don't
know. Yeah, or platinum, Hard Rock
Platinum, shining pearl of Iraq. You know, this entry goes on to
say, the coloration of the male is more Vivid.
So I guess is one way to determine a female from a male
as if it's like, is it, if it's very flamboyant and it loves to
dance around its nest, and it smashes, holes and rocks.
It's a boy and it has a more Vivid color.
I guess is what account but it's the classic.
Add the female is the slightly darker red.
Is that confirmed, right? I don't know.
You're just making stuff up and confusing and putting it in
terms that you can understand Corbin.
I'm trying my hardest to be a good professor.
I'm trying. It's so hard.
You are being a great purple. I don't want you to mislead the
thousands of listeners. I don't want you to mislead them
there. Can't be that many listeners.
The class can't be that. There's no way that the the the
administration would allow that many me people into one class.
I mean, think of the grading I would have to do.
I mean, you got to get to work. It's growing every day.
Oh geez, a lot of pressure, the next entry says it's horn spins
awareness that one, this one next one.
Real next one says to attract females males stance, on the
rivers floor, the females gather around the mail that dances the
most gracefully. Nice.
The kind of hype them up. Clapping like these Louis Who's
Louis? Did you say, Louis?
Oh yeah. Uh-huh.
Oh yeah, there's Louie. He definitely said Louis.
Right. What's that?
Louis is the name of my cking. Actually.
How did you know, but did not know that?
They just absolutely for no reason.
Then why did you say Louis Lou? A?
Ah, I don't know what that means.
What is that? It's Louis.
Why are you yelling Louis? When I, that's what I do when I
do my My dance display, you yellow since, when who's Louis,
why are you yelling a random name?
Oh God, stop dancing, I can't hear ya.
Tip the boat over. Ah, stop.
Okay, it's not that small but he's a very, he's a very large
gentleman. When did he start the Louis
thing? What is this?
Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like when you see people that
dance, the Cha-Cha Slide, they go Olay, but it's like Louis,
huh? I don't think any of that's
correct. I've never been to the Caldera
region. I don't know.
Louis. No, hmm.
Okay, that does it for all of our regional Pokedex entries or
something new from the gala region and nothing from the
Hisui region or from the lentil region.
Even however, we do have a team in place.
It definitely is, there is a unique entry here.
It comes to us from Maize Pokedex.
Interestingly enough, I don't think Oh, it's rare.
That we see an entry from from mr.
May whoever. He is, that's all.
It's a little lady. She's very nice.
He's maze a girl. She's very sweet.
How would, you know, have you? My cousin knows her never met
him. Say he's got quite a network of
cousin. I've met her one time.
Professor Birch's kid, she's very sweet.
And listen, she had lips similar to that sea Kings, and I tried
the same move and it didn't work.
Wait, she did what? Nothing only I missed that.
Say that again. No.
Okay, well, I'll listen to the recording and I'll hear what you
said, and then we won't, we'll figure out consequences.
Okay. Anyways, maze Pokedex says,
seeking the Goldfish Pokemon seeking is the evolved form of
Goldeen. It's sharp drill, like horn is
capable of crushing even Stone. How was that in comparison to
Hard Rock? Really confused here, buddy,
level of hardest, it's a even Stone.
Well what's the next Century? It's going to be like hey you
can even crush a quacks lie. It's like okay well where does
that rank broke down to? I could do that.
Yeah, that's good. Yeah.
Anybody could do that. It's easy.
Yeah, Aaron Stone. It can.
Its horn can cut through. Even the soft dirt on the ocean
floor. Can you believe that I can
Can't, I can't believe it. Alright?
That does it for all the Pokedex entries on seeking?
Excellent. That's it was, maybe I feel like
I haven't done this in a while. Somebody have any questions on
seeking you say that every single lesson is, if you don't
ask that you say every lesson, I don't ask this a lot, but do you
have any questions? You ask it every time there are
no, there are no questions. We have all the answers.
We need, please continue. I definitely don't say it every
lesson. Mr. Christ, you have a question.
No. Just how beautiful is seeking
torn, am I right? No pins are better, shut up, it
depends on the time of year, mr. Curtis Shut Up Rascal.
Okay. So today we're it's time for the
testing portion. We're not going to do a pop quiz
today. Oh, thank every single god.
Well there's only one is name is Archaea, that's right?
No, instead today we are doing a debate.
Oh yes. Okay, so let me go over the
quick rubra, the rubric of the debate.
So you guys know what you need to do.
You must include information that we learn in class you must
preferably on seeking, you must demonstrate an understanding of
the Pokemons unique, attributes and abilities.
You must build our argument around proven facts about the
topic Pokemon and you must respond to at least one of the
opponent's arguments with a legitimate.
Counter argument, okay? Okay.
And the second ago, the base structure is the person one will
start will have an opening statement that will be followed
by person to and their opening statement.
Persons who will continue to have a response to person.
One's opening statement person. One will then come with a
response to person twos opening statement and then person one
will have a closing statement and then person to will have a
closing statements that make sense?
Yes. Okay.
So I actually I kind of already
decided who's going to have what in this debate.
So. Oh, there is okay question.
What is the best part of a sea king?
Oh, mr. Curtis, you will be defending
the fins. Oh, Norman, he will be defending
the horn. I absolutely will not be doing
that. You will know you have to or
else you'll get a failing grade for the whole class Professor.
But Defends aren't the best. But now you listen.
It's you have to use the information that we have learned
today to provide a solid debate for this.
All right, mr. Curtis who would like to go
first? I will go first.
All right, chord we are going to go first.
Alright, so go ahead. Take some time again.
I mr. Curtis, you are saying that the
fins are the best part of a seeking that's enough.
And you are saying Horn is the best part of the zika.
Okay. Stop it.
Please, you're gonna make me that.
You're gonna be okay. I'm getting some, some
aggressive nods from my students.
I think. Yes.
Yeah, that they are.
We ready, everybody ready? Yes.
Is this thing ready?
Ready? Ready.
We're very excited to debate your side.
All right. Corbin you go, first.
You are a defending. That the sea Kings horn is the
best part of a seeking. Wait, I am.
No. I'm just kidding.
Um, take it. All right.
Let me, let me. Let me talk to you a little bit.
All right, sure. So picture, this a cking.
Now you look at it. You think what's the best part?
1 will tell you why it's the horn, so the horns of the best
because without them sea, Kings, and Goulding's would would
effectively effectively probably cease to exist.
They use the horn to create It's within rocks.
We know this. We've talked about this at
length with no hidden nests. Those eggs would not have a
secure place to go. They might drift off down the
sea and, you know, be broken during the, you know, the
travels and the water or they'd be preyed upon by, you know,
predators and stuff. Predator Pokemon and the horns
are also used for attacking. They are, it's their primary
weapon that they used to stab opponents, so if they'll Without
the horn, they'll have no means of self-defense, so it
absolutely needs the horn for survival for building nests
protecting its young and attacking its foes, I rest my
case. Okay.
All right. Excellent.
See you went with a very practical approach there.
I always do. Well I wouldn't say that.
Okay, very practical approach to why the horn is the best mr.
Curtis you of course are defending the fins.
You now have the floor. All right, let me say first of
all. Thank you Professor.
Oh my God. Thank you Corbin.
Oh, thanks sir. Thank you Corbin for being here
today. Sure to, to defend the Superior,
part of the flesh, which is the horn, you know, Dad's not doing
well. Thank you.
Thank you so much. I he's resting.
He has rested my case. He's he's rested my case.
So, I wrote down the word, go. All right.
Right. So now for my vastly inferior
argument Jesus, you're not helping yourself.
No, you see. There's one thing that all cking
must have horns. It's just practical.
I mean I agree with you Corbin but no, come stop it.
Stop it. If you would mr.
Curtis, if you if you at one more time, if you if you say
that you're out of the clay is the better Parts.
You are getting a zero for this assignment.
Oh, I'm sorry. All right, at Sea, need to be
serious here. Okay, alright, okay, so now for
my argument, you see there's one thing I'll sing seeking must
have and that is Finn's. It's just practical.
It's a water-type Pokémon and must swim to do anything in
life. Literally, anything fins are
vital to that practice, you know, swimming eating everything
they needs, fence to eat. Yes, how are they going to catch
food with that's not perfect, like, or rent Corwin?
This is not. Your tits.
Is that mr. Curtis has the floor.
Please do not give her up there. Also, might I add a key
centerpiece to the courtship dance and graceful.
Beautiful fins are what help seeking males.
Find it females, find their mates.
Thank you very much. Okay, all right, you know.
Okay, you know, to very solid points.
Thank you, mr. Curtis, okay.
Now you do have a chance to respond to Owens opening
statement, if you would like to do that.
Thank you. Thank you.
I will say corporate argued Sunday.
They need their horn to make a nest.
There are many places and ways to make nests maybe trying
between W rocks. You know, there's there's other
options, you know, you can make a nice, use your head to, you
know, build up a nice mound of rocks to make a nest.
Doesn't necessarily have to be carved out of a boulder.
Hmm also he argued that their vital to sell Of Defense.
But I would say there's a lot of powerful moves that a seeking
learns, that doesn't necessarily involve their horn.
Maybe like a waterfall attack or water pulse, you know.
Yeah. I digress Ice Beam or sir, Ice
Beam now. We're just listing moves.
Yeah. You do some more moves, any
other moves Horn attack. Wait, no, no.
It's, you know, a rain dance. That's a good know, what's a
great one? That's not a tough.
You know, Giga Impact, doesn't necessarily require.
We're feeling it would involve their horn, though.
I think a horn is giga. Yeah, okay.
Alright, I've pushed you further than you are done for and that's
my fault. All right.
Excellent job, mr. Curtis, I think you did a
wonderful job Defending Your Precious.
Precious fins. Thank you Corbin.
It is now your turn to respond to mr.
Chris's opening statement and responses if you would like to,
I would love to. So Curtis suggested at one
point, please be quiet while the opposition is because mr.
Curtis please, mr. It's the Sea Air.
It's the Salty. Sea Air is really getting to
him. Anyways, Curtis suggested that
the seeking could just quote, simply put its eggs in In rocks.
Now, I don't know about you, but that doesn't seem very secure to
me. I mean, you have a horn that is,
it's not big, but it's also not too small.
It is perfectly curated to dig a hole.
That is not only deep enough, but is also small enough in
diameter that it could fit its eggs inside of it.
That's the whole point, right? So it's, you can drill deep into
the Rock and there's not a lot of surface area.
I mean, if you have rocks that can move and shift with the
with, with the weather and with erosion, you know, those if you
just simply put eggs in between rocks, if there's a chance that
I'll move, it's not going to be as secure as if you use a horn.
Number one, number two, a lot of the moves that Curtis mentioned
are water-based moves. Well we can use water pulse.
It can blow a lot of its predators are coming into the
water to to attack it. We even suggested it.
The Predators would be water type Pokemon.
So this water moves won't be effective.
The horn has, it has a stabbing motion to it, it's going to
bleed out other Pokemon it. It is not just, it is also not
just a means of attack. It's also a means of a visible
threat because a Pokemon is going to look at that and say,
oh this guy means business, he basically has a sword on his
face. That's a big deal.
You know what I mean? That's that's the difference.
Like I mean like you go to see you actually want us to respond.
No no questions. No.
No that's rhetorical. But like if you seeking didn't
have a horn, people will be more willing to challenge it.
And there's a Higher risk, that cking will be killed and its
babies will die, and it's wife will die and all that for
husband, whatever, you know, will die.
And that's not good. So you have the horn there as a
defense mechanism as an attacking mechanism but also as
a means of a visual representation of the damage.
This thing can do in Pokemon are not as likely to screw with it.
They will go with somebody else. That doesn't have a big horn
coming out of their face. I rest my case.
So corpsman, I'm hearing from you.
A lot of the horn is good and they do.
Need it, but I'm not hearing a lot of is that the fins are bad,
but let me tell you, I'll tell you, here's the thing defend,
I'm not going to sit here and say the Finns are necessarily
bad. Curtis is right?
That they're useful for swimming and if they're good for
courting, but let me picture this.
If you don't have a horn, you can court all these beautiful
cking and Golding women. You can coredem, you can make
babies with them, but the chances are the lineage in the
number of Goldie and seeking are going to die off.
Because if they don't have a secure place to put their eggs
and they don't have a means of defending them.
So what good is courting, what good is trying to find a
suitable mate? If you can't protect the young
at all, it's just going to be this endless dance with useless
fins because you're just constantly swimming and dancing
making babies. And they're all dying because
you can't defend them because horns, apparently aren't as
important as fins, which is incorrect.
Would you like that to also be your clothes?
Have you prepared something for you?
You know what I think? That's my closing stay okay.
Very good, mr. Curtis is your turn to make a
closing statement. Thank you.
Thank you as my pleasure. I mean, okay, and this is let me
finish the sentence Professor weekends.
Oh no. I just mean, I just mean it's
going to start off sounding when Wayne and I don't want to
Professor to give me a 0, okay? I'm hovering over my pain.
Her with my zero pain. So he careful, he's a zero pain,
nice? Okay.
So, you're right Corbin, you can court, and make and make eggs,
not me to seek and maybe with without a horn.
And, and maybe be will be harder to protect them.
But you know what, you can't do without fins.
Swim upriver to mate to drill. You can't drill out a nest in a
boulder without fins, you can't protect use that.
And to protect that Nest without fins doesn't make sense and the
young know what absolutely does make sense you don't have hand
and you're just sitting on the floor and attract a mate and
have eggs in the first place. In fact, in fact, let me put it
like this so he's honest. Every horn, based attack
requires. Let's say it together.
No the horse. Wow.
All of these things require movement.
No, in, all of these things require fit.
That is true. It's not like it's rocketing out
its horn. Like a like, a torpedo know.
You don't know if I mean, what is it gonna do actually, without
the fins just be like a water Weedle Roll, Along the bottom of
the floor? Maybe, you know, rub its horn
again, something I don't know. It's not gonna work, there's
nothing for you to push off of when you're a little round ball
on the bottom of the floor. All right you got to have fins
to do anything. I rest my case.
That's a t-shirt you got to have fins do anything.
It's not have fins to do, nothing trying to take T-shirts
from my lessons. I'm sorry.
I'm really trying to monetize this class.
He's not we don't need to your parents provide all the money we
need Corbin. Well then why is the school
still destroyed? Its mother's milk is having
infinite money, is it going to mean that, you know, your school
gets rebuilt in a matter of seconds?
It's not how that works. It's it's being rebuilt.
Sounds like to me. Okay, I just want to say
excellent job to the both of you.
I'm very, very happy. You really embraced the opposite
side of the argument there than you were.
And you know what? I think I like to think that
maybe you learned something. I think mr.
Kurtz is really getting on the side or the fins there at the
end. What do you say mr.
Gus. Oh no.
No horns are the so much better. I thought this was after the the
band's, it's okay. It's safe fins are so much
better. All right, you guys.
Both got full marks. I think you guys both said a
very, very good job. Of course, I will not say who
won the debate. That's not really up for up to
me to decide. I think that's not really the
point of the debate. I think the fans students
episode, if you would like to, you know, the decide and let us
know on Twitter or Gengar male. Feel free to I guess I'll talk
more about that later on, but that's going to do it.
It for today's lesson on seeking.
That's your thing, but you know who were talking about next
week, it's another water-type. Right.
Yeah. We like I said, we had a look, a
stretch of water types is teeny to Train Your Dragon type O.
It looks, it looks like water tank, blew their for water.
Well, listen. That's an argument that that's
it, their argument that Curtis made Croagunk and blue,
therefore water or ice, which is also water, Curtis said that
about Croagunk. He said, because it's blue, it's
water-type. I stand I stand by it.
You're wrong. I stand by it, swims in the
water, it's blue, it's watertight, they won't know.
We won't know until he talked about Croagunk whenever that is
but no, it's not next week. This is.
Why are you okay? Start me.
No start you know start start you start you star you know it's
army star them right star star Corbin wait star who star
Corbin? No start you actually stars star
Curtis? No I would never start Curtis in
anything. Oh I wouldn't either he's I give
you a gold star. Professor Curtis is more of a
supporting actor, you know. But before we go does anybody
want you know, We've talked so much about the fins and the
horns of seeking this is like, I want to take a second.
Look at them. Now that we're at the end of the
last, please, I just want to see the fins one more time.
Please, let me see it. All right, here is my seeking
which I believe I named, Louis, I think is the name I went with
nooh a.s. Fins, mr.
Curtis, you see how beautiful they are.
They're not discuss now, he's gonna get mad, he looks mad.
Louis, that horn is great. Your fins are grow to stop mr.
Chris, please stop insulting me. You're really, you're, you got
to stop insulting every Pokemon, he sends out.
He's really, he's swimming out far.
Why don't you go too far, Louie, come on, come on back, look at
that. Now, you've upset him first, the
Kangaskhan. And now this back over here,
he's coming back, he's coming back.
He's come back really fast. He's really fast.
Oh. What else?
Okay, I don't know. How am I gonna find gradually
recover from this? Don't don't worry.
Don't worry. I got I got a plan.
All right. What is your?
You were the one who sunk our ship.
Essentially, the whole thing is gone.
First the classroom. And now, Our whole ship is
underwater. Congratulate did the thing with
you guys around why they're bringing the sinking back out?
Yes. Yes.
I'd like to order a super thanks Ari.
What? Yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
No. We're floating off or floating
off Coast. Yeah, we just got crashed by
seeking. Yep.
Nope. Yes, send your fastest Suber.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Tell them it.
Tell them it's three. Just put it on Corbin's
corporate account. That's fine.
What Certo, yeah, tell them. Tell them, tell them, there's
three writer. Wait, where's the rest of the
crew there was more than us of us left now, that's fine.
Just just seating for three. Okay.
No, no. And see in a course.
Yeah, we're in for our equipment now.
That's it. That's good.
It's okay. Don't find their own wig or we
don't worry. There's a super on the way.
I'm used to saying, Suber, why are you saying like that?
It's wrong. No.
Because it because it's a so-so boober.
Boober. There you go like a submarine,
but it was a marine. Wait, it's a submarine, it's a
submarine and a drinking game called a submarine to pick us
up. It's a ride-sharing.
Marine. Thank you.
Okay, wow, I'm just glad that all of us know how to swim.
I was a little, I probably shouldn't question that I'm not
very good at it. I don't have the upper body
strength to keep myself afloat. But you know what, Curtis, I
thank you for putting this float on me earlier, I do appreciate
that. That's right.
Okay, I think we need to end the lesson here.
My arms are starting to get a little bit tired from trying the
water and and holding the recording device.
So if you have any questions for me Professor, or would like to,
you know, I guess put your name in the For a student council or
best student, president present past president.
That's it for the class president.
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I just I just got a message from Philip, our driver.
He says he's got the sub and and he'll be here.
Or soon. Is it an Excel?
Super do we have to share it with other people, is a super
black or? No.
No, it's just a standard, super, but we don't have to share it
with anyone. How will we know when it's?
Here's our license plate. Oh, he'll come up underneath
this. Oh, it's got well you know, I
guess we'll sign off here until next time.
Let me touch my foot. He's really freaking out class
is dismissed. Welcome to the world of Pokemon.
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