Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in the
classroom. Today is of course, my wonderful
teaching assistant, mr. Curtis mr.
Curtis, if you could, please say hello to everybody.
Oh, why? Hello everybody.
I the professor, thank you so much for inviting me here to
class today. I mean, you're obligated to be
here to be too literal job, say hello to everybody.
And you know, and and you know, just to be here to support you
and assist you as your teaching assistant.
It's really gives me the Fulfillment I need in life.
Yeah, that's good. That it gives you for filming
because we are not paying you, you're not getting any.
Yeah. I get paid in Life Experiences
and your pretty self sufficient. You don't really need any money.
Also, here, and the classroom today is our trainer in
training, our class president. If you will a Corbin if you
could, please say hello to everybody.
Hey, what's going on everybody? You know, nobody told me
everybody. Everybody told me actually.
Then I Can't Rap, but nobody told me that I couldn't sing.
I'm gonna tell you right now. You cannot say well, sorry.
Corbin to professor said, no, you can't do it anymore.
No, no, no more thing. I know more rampant, no more
singing. What about spoken word?
I know you've heard that I am in this class and I aim to pass.
How are you have? You have honest honestly you
have an artist spirit and I think that's beautiful but I
don't really it's kind of just distracting well that's why the
poem segment whatever we do. It is my favorite part of the
class because it's like if you only thing I'm good at you, do
you do crushes, my part as a professor and you know, when I
see somebody in my class who is going to be an Just I really
just need to just drag him through the mud, I need to, you
know, just just ruin their life. So they have they have that
anger that depression to really just build all of their.
All right. I'm so I'm gonna have trauma to
pull from otherwise it's not good art.
Like like I I write a lot about my dad leaving when I was young
so this is maybe he heard you're rapping.
That's why he left it's possible.
We move on. Yes, mr.
Curtis go ahead. Yeah no, I was just This is a
house of Science and Math. There's no room for art.
Take your artsy-fartsy stuff will go away.
Wow. Well no, you have to stay here.
You have to say, just just take your artsy-fartsy stuff and
throw it out the window. Okay.
Well, I'm not doing that in the corner.
Okay, that's also fine. All right, so we have, we have a
lot to talk about today. Does anybody know the Pokemon?
Well, you know, before I do that before I do that.
Yes, we have some emails here from virtual students that I
just need to get through because Corvin.
Yes, I think you might have Some competition.
Uh, what do you mean? Are there other rappers better
than me? No.
Well, I mean, there's plenty. Another them have written it
yet, but it's but, no, I'm talking about your class
president status. Oh, what's going on?
What's Happening? And what?
Well, my my getting revoked, well, now, it's an election.
So, you know, eventually you'll lose your position.
But, you know, well, you don't know that I can get reelected,
you don't? I did, I did file the
impeachment paperwork but the principal And signed off on
them. I know it's a real
gerrymandering going on. That's the principle.
Well, I'm holding my ground for now.
All right, well, the first the first email that we have here
from a virtual student is from a Vespa Swift binder with an
excellent Name. Vespa wow, is that a real name?
Or is that like a username? You know, I am assuming well,
they go by vests. So I don't know.
I'm not, can you please send us your social security number I
just need to know who my competition is for class
president. That's not necessarily something
your IP address and no, don't do that either.
Preferably your bank account information.
Okay. No editor, cut.
All this out, cut all this out. I don't want to be implicated in
it and any of this routing and account number.
And then what those three, magic numbers on the back of your
debit card are. Yes, please God are all joking
here. This Funny joke.
Anyways this email from Vespa says, hello and greetings to
Professor. Jacob mr.
Curtis and dot dot dot Corbin. Now why do you got to say like
that? You're right.
I don't know if that was their intention but it certainly feels
like it. They go on to say, my name is
vests and I write to you all today for a collection of
reasons. The first is to thank the
professor for his wonderful teachings.
Here, here here here. All right, all right.
I'll thank you. Wonderful, wonderful teacher.
Rory is Applause. Thank you as someone who joined
late to the class, the Golem lesson, well they said episode.
But I'm sure it's not and that's Chris typo.
Gotta be, I quickly caught up for the lessons and now await
every class eagerly. They are always insightful and I
walk away a better prepared trigger.
Then I went in facts. Yep.
True. I mean, I think we all even
Corbin I think is better prepared on his way out.
Then he I'm ready? Yeah, I'm some would say I'm
ready now. Well I mean Renner more
prepared. Doesn't equal ready?
Okay. All right I mean that's the
other reason I decided to write in was to toss my hat into the
ring for student council president.
I believe it is time for a student to take the lead, who
spends their off hours studying and not in clown school.
Oh yes. Okay, it's a clown class.
I don't go to a whole school. I'm not a weirdo.
Okay. Yeah, and listen, mr.
Mime does put put a sorry. Professor mr.
Mime, the way Professor mind the most actors actually a doctor is
actually a doctor, but he's a doctor.
But he prefers goodbye Professor because it's not like that.
Okay, so, okay, so Professor mime, the mr.
Mime who has a doctorate? Yep, it does is very good at
what he does. And you know, that, that clown
school is nothing to put your nose up at vests.
All right. So, let's not, let's not stand
for it. Is nowhere near as cool.
Rules. Again, it's not a whole school.
I just go for this. I just go to a class.
Okay, that's it. I understand what you're saying.
Best best goes on to say Corbin has been a fair and then
parentheses and Equitable representation of us.
Thank you. Thank you but now I think we
need better. What one who doesn't get
arrested for spewing? Poor Rhymes, but when he was
also a fan of spinarak here here, oh my God.
I think I think vest has Curtis is vote.
Well now they're just, you're just kissing but that's all
they're doing, they're just they're just sucking up.
I mean that's what a good politician does Corbett maybe
you should take the time to start know a good politician
makes empty promises okay best finishes by saying thank you for
taking the time to read this. It's been an honor Yours.
Truly V. Thank you know, what it's been,
my honor vest. Thank you so much for that.
Well, well worded email. We will definitely put your into
the ring for class president. We're still going to try to
figure out how we're going to do that.
Exactly. But we're going to take
everybody's names that we get that wants to throw their hat
into the ring, but they're ringing.
Yes. Yeah.
Have some rings, something like hats and Rings to put their name
in for counsel or student class president, technically,
technically, and then we're going to decide on a new class
president in the beginning of 2023.
Yes. Figure out how to go.
There's a chance. I could win re-election though.
Yeah, yeah, it does have a good chance of winning.
That's true. You'll have to provide us your
platform. Okay.
We're better than what you've done.
Okay, well Vespa, thank you for your email.
It was a little heart. A little harsh towards me, but
that's okay. We do have another email here
that comes to us from Digger. We did already get an email from
Digger before. So we're going to Recognize this
this wonderful student for their excellent extra credit work.
Oh, by the way vests, I'll see. You will also get extra credit
points because, you know, any kind of extra work that goes
above and beyond the the class work that I side.
I consider extra credit work so you will get extra credit.
Very nice job. Very good Digger says, good
afternoon Professor. My name is Digger Goldsmith and
I would like to submit my name for a chance at the position of
class, president, considering Election Day is coming up,
you're loyal student too, GE from Lavender Town, thank you so
much. I do loyalty is very, very
important, especially in a class president something that Corbin
has yet to show. Oh, come on.
I've been loyal to you about. Have you, have you been?
I see you going over to Professor mimes class and
talking about how bad my lesson was.
I listen, I don't do that. Listen.
And in to answer a Vespas, email about spending time outside of
the class setting, I do spend time outside of the class
setting. I just I'll go to mr.
Curtis has study sessions because they got the offer does.
Exact I've seen your lat? I've seen your logins at the
library. Okay.
I know you're there. See, I'm a good studious
student. All right.
That's our doctor, mime study session but you're not there to
see thing. You think your grades would
reflects that my grades have gotten infinitely?
Better than what is really have gotten better than that?
It's true. Now Digger did not provide any
reason why they should be class president.
Well, they said that they're loyal student and you know No,
sometimes that's reason enough. That was the sales part of a
signature. That's not really them.
Advocating for themselves. This is that?
That's basically I'm saying. Bye.
I'm loyal.
Like that doesn't count. Well mr.
Goldsmith, if you would like to provide a more detailed
explanation, as to why you should be considered for class
president, I would be very interested in reading it, but
you will, you will also get extra credit points this week
for your, for your wonderful email.
Thank you so much. But now we have to move on.
We have to move forward. We have to talk about C'Mon,
does anybody know who were talking about today?
It rhymes with bib. Angela dip, okay, what's the
technology know that it rhymes with something makes me think
that you do know what it is? I just can't read the first
letter. Will you all wrong consider?
Because it is a deciduous. Oh my goodness.
You know, there's gonna be a point where that stops being
funny and then what are you gonna do?
Mr. Curtis what are you gonna do?
Because nobody thinks that's funny.
Okay, nobody does at this point, you're just doing it.
Your you don't you're not just, you're not dumb mr.
Curtis. And there's only time I ever
going to say, it you're not dumb, you're doing it on purpose
because, you know, it's not. This is July.
Okay, well, I know that here's the deal, right?
I know that the suture why has not been done and I know it will
come eventually. So, just, how did you get a
broken? Clock is right?
Twice a day. If I keep guessing the same
thing every day eventually I will get there.
It's not a bad strategy. It's I think it.
Hold on. I have an aunt that has a
similar name. Have an aunt, Angela Angela.
Yes yes, very Aunt. Angela on Angela.
Aunt, Angela. I see what you did there.
I see how you got there. Thanks so much.
Yes, we are learning about Tangela the vine Pokemon.
Has anybody seen? Can't you note, Angela Candela?
You know, I kind of go back and forth on how to pronounce it.
I think you can pronounce it either way or tan gel.
Hey Say at the end so you kind of you have to say that tangelo?
Hey, hey, but yes, Tango has anybody seen a Tango therefore
they are fairly rare Pokémon. Um, I saw one mucking around in
my mom's Garden once. No, no, it's okay.
What is mucking around me and, you know, like, normally it has,
like, the behavior of amok. But it was, it was, it was, it
was impersonating a mock, but it was at Angela.
Excellent. Excellent course, mr.
Kersey you ever seen one? No.
I I don't believe I have. Alright.
Well let's take a quick look to the click quick.
Look at Tango. Of course I have one here
because you know, I was compared to class.
This is what angle it looks like.
You know what? I think I have said this before.
There's a lot of that outside my back patio, that's fuels, really
Prejudice to call at Angela quote, a wad of that at just, I
don't like the way that sounds. Wow, we have dirty, that's what
a group of Tango is called, actually, it's that make 10
actually makes a lot of sense. Yeah, but no.
Yeah, no. That's where we?
Throw all the old webbing that I have to recycle out of the house
from my throw it in that already on the tangle up.
No you two big pile just angle. It looks like a big curly mess
of webbing. Okay.
Well, you know it's not the same thing, right?
They look completely different alive and has feelings and is
starting to cry a little bit from mean, your being.
It doesn't, it doesn't really like that Curtis.
Come on, I for one think it's kind of cute.
There's listen, there's no substance more beautiful in the
world in my spirit. So shut up, right here for that
continue please. All right, let's let's the
please Corbin, if you could describe to meet Angela.
So honestly it, let me let me take the students that are
listening on a visual Journey picture isn't smile and Palace
the Mind Palace. Let's Buckle in here guys,
picture a ball picture, a mesh ball of blue spaghetti, no
sauce, no sauce, red feet, red feet, like little meatballs upon
the this, right? Kinda.
And then you just see two holes where the eyes are emerging from
the darkness within, you can't see the body, it's just a mess
of blue. Spaghetti with two little red
feet and that's it. That's I mean that's a pretty
good. It's pretty good description
there. Corbett now what would you say?
How would you describe the motion of tangle has vines?
Because that that is what that you described as Lou spaghetti.
Well fine it looks less viney. It looks different than like a
Bulbasaur has finds. It looks kind of more like like
seaweed you'd expect maybe okay. And they're kind of like
vibrating a little bit, like the shaking a lot like every time
like you leaning, I think that's for jingling and jangling.
I was ready jangle. I don't hear any jangling.
Well you don't hear that. No yeah well I guess that's
maybe that's just me. You should get that checked out
mr. Curtis is the ears can hear.
Here decibels, far lower than ours can.
Yeah, and frequencies. There's deep low Jangles.
All right. All right.
I think we've all gotten gotten a pretty good.
Look at Angela. Try.
Don't I would honestly try your best not to touch at Angela.
They tend to just ensnare anything they do touch.
Okay, as wouldn't touch it. And I know, and I know from now
past experiences. That, as soon as I tell you not
to touch something, that's exactly.
When I'm not doing it. You I'm not gonna lie.
I can see your hand moving towards.
Not doing it. I'm not doing it.
I'm putting out right before it gets out of hand.
I'm putting that glove back into the Pokémon.
Okay. All right.
Fucking spy. Curse.
Do not slap me. Do not slap me again.
Yeah, yeah. What, what you want me to do
this? Stop that.
Okay, this is just a salt at this point.
Like this kind of is, yeah, yeah, this is your, this is
yours. That was a love tap on the love,
tap on the back of the hand. Okay.
Good. No, it hurt a little bit.
Is this really what you want? As your as your, you know,
assistant an abuser have to keep order.
Okay. Use the big battle I was kind of
a signed mr. Curtis, I didn't choose him so I
don't really get a say Oh, well, that's a new bit.
I didn't know that. Yeah, it's true.
All right. I think it's time to read these
Pokedex entries on Tangela, learn a little bit, but but, but
you would choose me now, right? Professor, anyways, the first
entry here says, the whole body is swathed with wide vines that
are similar to seaweed. It's Vines Shake as it walks.
Hmm. Yeah we saw some of that it yeah
definitely yeah like just like you said similar to seaweed a
little seaweed. Okay so I think it is much more
spaghetti like right because seaweed is thin but seem like
morphine and like kind of like semi-opaque.
Like you know I mean you couldn't see you couldn't see
through the through the vines at all this thick hairy Vine.
They weren't Harry. Yeah, it certainly were hairy.
They know they were not Harry. Okay, the next entry here says
it's Identity is obscured by masses of thick, blue Vines, The
Vines are said to never stop growing.
Wow. Yeah.
So we go around itself, I guess. Okay.
I was just a just a trim them but no just kind of keeps
falling back on itself. There's some natural things that
kind of trim. It like just it just happens to
shorten the The Vines and we'll get to that, okay?
I'm last entry here from the Kanto region, says its identity
is obscured by countless blue vines that are similar to
seaweed will become and Tangled with anything.
Anything anything like a Charizard's breath?
It will, it will become a tank. Well, you might, but
unfortunately, the Charizard's breath will then melt it and
turn into liquid. So won't be.
Could it be? Could it become entangled with a
Pidgeot flying Mach 2 over it? I don't know.
No, I don't think so. I wouldn't be able to do it fast
enough so no it wouldn't. Okay.
Any other everybody other outlandish things you want to
ask about Corvette? You know, Kent Angela, and
Tangled, the friends that we made along the way.
No, that's just ridiculous. Oh, what?
Now sighs. It's something.
It's a thing. Alright, moving on to the Johto
region, the vines that cloak its entire body are always jiggling.
They effectively unnerve its foes, huh.
I didn't find it that under. Yeah, you're not a foe.
That's why I don't think it was unnerving yet is because we're
friends and that's why we don't find It unnerving.
If you Harbor ill will towards the angle of then then you find
it unnerving, right? Right.
And the only Pokemon the finds you unnerving is Squirtle
because, you know, you killed one that one time.
Remember, allegedly, allegedly. Not never not never been through
or what? You probably stop bringing that
up. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, yeah. So just from my lawyer but under
the rug because we don't we don't want that kind of That
that kind of press here at the Saffron City.
Terry Perry does not approve okay?
Yeah. Okay.
The next entry says it Tangles a moving thing it with its Vines
so maybe it can tangle of Pidgeot moving mock mock to.
I don't know. I mean you know it's also moving
thing. Yep, there's subtle shaking is
ticklish. If you get ensnared.
Oh sounds fun. I mean, there's so many things
in this wonderful world that we live.
In this wonderful Pokemon world. So wonderful world of Pokémon
it. Oh sorry.
I just I just love the way it sounds, I know, right?
That if they touch you, it poisons you forever.
So it's kind of nice that that tangle of vines that, yes, they
will entangle you but it just tickles a little bit.
It doesn't like make uh until you die.
Doesn't sound like a very effective.
On to use in battle because just going to tickle the opponent you
know that now the who is it doesn't mean that's all it's
going to do. Okay.
All right, mr. Karzai.
See your hand was raised. Yes.
Yeah, who was that?
Again, that tickled us until you die.
Remember us talking about, well, not tickle it makes you itch
itch forever, right? It shouldn't.
Which I think it was like a tongue.
Ah, yes. The one with the big tongue I
believe Hunters also does something I think Hunters.
Tongue also nothing haunters tongue licks.
You and you like die or something like just like you.
Hon, let's see here. It will try to lick you with
tongue and steal your life away. Yeah.
Told you, yeah. I remember that gold star for
me. Excellent.
Well, no, no gold star, not. Okay.
Yeah, by licking. Sorry, this is Hunter by the
way. It's you think it's gonna do a
recap recap every so often by licking its apps, the victims
life, it causes shaking, that won't stop until the victims
demise so yeah. Beautiful beautiful, thanks,
thanks Hunter. I think, I'll take it out.
At Angela instead, actually weirdly enough.
Yeah. Okay.
The next entry says during battle it this is sorry.
We're back on Tangela, sorry. For that weird detour that we
took into Haunter land. We're back in the back in the
world of Tangela now. Yes, during battle, it
constantly moves the vines that cover its body in order to annoy
its opponent. Huh?
So that's its advantages. Just visually annoying it.
It's like it's like fighting like a Nidoking or something.
And it moves as fine. Nick things.
Like stop it and it moves the vine again.
Grosics cut it, cut it out. Oh, it's so annoying.
Stop. He keeps doing it.
And then if I love some of them, they're dead, and then he wins.
And honestly, yeah, I mean, well, I mean, I guess it
wouldn't be super effective. It only be normally effective,
considering its ground and poison.
So yes. Do you want to get into type
differences again? I don't think we should be a
categorizing Pokemon based on their type.
I think a group is a far better form of Categorization but you
know, whatever it works for some things, alright, that does it
for the Johto region. Let's move on to the Hoenn
region. First one says, tangle of vines
snap off easily. If they are grabbed this happens
without pain, allowing it to make a quick getaway.
The Lost veins are replaced by newly grown Vines.
The next day, look at that. It's kind of like Slowpoke to
just kind of rip that off and it's good to go.
Yeah, stop speaking of such evil things.
You did it. No, I did not never to a
Slowpoke, of course, not now, Squirtle on the other hand.
Yeah, Squirtles different story. Hi, I don't know.
Yeah, so that kind of, like, goes back to your question?
Well, I don't know if you guys this question but, you know,
it's, this is how, you know, it kind of manages, I guess, the,
the growth rate of its of its Vines like they kind of snap off
pretty easily and painlessly so they can.
So does it do it itself like a wonderful just like B it you
know I mean I don't we don't even know if it has a mouth on
it. That's true.
That's a good point. Maybe just Stomps on it.
We know it has eyes and feet and a surface for which Vines to
grow out of. But beyond that, we don't know
anything. And, you know, we probably could
just shine a light in there and see but nobody's dead.
Nobody's done that yet. Hey, hey, hey, you know, I don't
know. No, that's invasive, no, no,
sorry. Can't shine a light on a Pokémon
without consent that's matter with you.
Listen, they have no no zones and you just need to, you know,
stay out of what if, what if Tangela was just a Black void to
another dimension. The Vines was growing from it.
Where do the eyes fit in? It's somebody peeking in from
that Dimension. Oh my God.
That's horrifying. It has a terrifying.
It's a being from another dimension that speaking in and
it's not like that's only like that's like one explicable feet.
Honestly, that would explain the feed because if you think those
feet are weird don't really fit the rest of its body.
It's you or it's a Kid From Another Dimension with a really
long blue here. Why a kid what's very short,
right? Sorry sis The it's just a portal
with feet that sticking out to another dimension, where
everybody has long blue viney here, that just grows forever.
Well guys, save this for the essay portion my goodness.
Oh sorry, such interesting, so sorry things.
Those are yours and theories. Oh, don't worry.
I'm right, I'm already writing Professor.
Okay, it's going to be. I hope you're ready.
Okay, that's all I've I was born ready.
The next entry here from the Hoenn region, says, blue plant.
Vines cloak the, the Pokemons. Identity and a tangled Mass, it
entangles. Anything that gets close and
everything. Yes, I guess that includes a
Pidgeot moving at mach speed. I mean, yeah, fucking if we can
figure throat. Hey a Charizard's breath for a
brief moment before it melts the vines.
Yeah, what else? Amok, yes they can entangle
unlock, even though muck is mostly liquid and can probably
slip right out. True.
All right. Moving on to the center region.
It is shrouded by Blue Vines. No one has seen the face hidden
behind this growth of vines. Really, no one's there.
But nobody's tried hard enough. Nobody's nobody's cared.
No one is scared. I guess, nobody cares.
It's just didn't want to be invasive.
They want to be respectful. You know, the next entry says
the bluevine shrouding. Its body are covered in a growth
of fine hair. It is known to be.
Take off. Oh, all right, I'll give That
one. No, no, no.
See, damn. Think it's they think it's
Harry. The bluevine surrounding its
body are covered. Oh, okay.
So the blue Vines have hair on them.
Okay. I told you.
Okay. That's that doesn't make any
sense at all. That's what the tickles come
from. Yeah, I guess.
So, I guess so. So it's It's like a velour.
It's like us. Like us a soft velvet velvet.
Vine of like little tiny hair. It's like a down pillow.
I'll be honest. I thought they were slimy, I'm
not gonna lie. I thought they were sliding.
I never lost one. How dare you get closer?
You take a look. Yeah, it's got.
Its got to give him a big hug. Hmm, man.
That it's just, you know, what something like this is, maybe
this is something that we should, we should do in lessons
going forward. Uh-huh.
Hug ability of a on. Okay, I think you should do
that. I'm thinking Tangela way up
there on the hability. Okay, you're the talking.
All right, we're starting at new segment here, alright.
Yes, Uncle bility. A brief moment to go through all
the other Pokémon that we've talked about.
Okay, so Bulbasaur the bowmen were no.
I mean what's the scale here? Oh, ten to one, is the 10 is the
best? Hugging 10 is the best hand.
Is like, I got a hug it now Fort 14. 23 is shut up.
No one to 10 2014 is okay. So 14 was like normal human
being would say this is on a scale of 1 to 10.
Yes. Right.
With 1 being the least amount of hug.
That's what I said. Yes.
Yes has not what you said. What I meant.
Yes and then ten being the most huggable, I don't think
Bulbasaur's attend I'll be honest with you.
He's got those Vines. Yeah but then it's like what
they're made for Hudson. Oh listen.
Like it doesn't have arms or anything.
Listen and only has two Listen, but it's so cute.
It is cute. I'm gonna give it a.
I'm gonna give it a seven and ten for huggable.
You know. That's a good point Professor.
I will give it an 11 out of 14. I'm okay.
We need to mr. Curtis can't play anymore.
Yep, you're not playing anymore 214, giving it a lie would give.
Okay, let's don't let circling back like I would give tangle up
probably an eight or nine on the hability scale.
I'm given Tangela. I like a nine point nine.
I think it's pretty high up there.
Oh, questions always shit. Solid, 13.
Salty The champ, where is Machamp?
Um, probably a one, those muscles are too much.
It's going to be hard, but it's for arms forearms, but it more
isn't always better to be like, they is it, the potential danger
of the hug though, is that in there because like, it's not
going to feel good, but Champs can move mountains.
So like, you know, yeah, but they can also make a crush me
like a little tiny baby, but I thought that mean I'd be fine
with that and you know what? Good to me, finally.
All right. Well, I'll give you, I'll give
it a 9 out of 32 Ford. Okay, can we tweaked Angela,
please back? Yes, yes again we can continue
at Angela. All right, so let's move on to
the you Nova region. Huh?
What? Yeah, is it entry here?
Mind your party days from the you know very yes.
Gob I remember them fondly. Yeah, I'm just kidding.
I never, I never, I never partied.
It was all a lie from Professor know, for the Palm would never
hire many. Lessons ago.
Anyways, there is only one here from you Nova and it's very,
very similar to most other ones we've read, but, you know, it's
again so rare we get something from, you know, if I'm gonna
read it anyway, many riding Vines cover it so it is true,
identity remains unknown, the blue Vines grow its whole life
long that's weirdly word. Hell, didn't know, that's
nothing. That's a fair ho life, long
life. Hey I can't say, why can you
Because I'm good at because I didn't get arrested.
Yeah, it's grown for its whole life.
It ain't girls try no, no, nothing new for Kalos, and
unfortunately nothing from a Lola.
However, we do have some entries from the gal, our region.
The first one says, hidden beneath a tangle of vines that
grows non-stop. Even if the vines are torn off
this Pokemon is true appearance. Remains a mystery.
Yes, the next one says, the vines of a Tango.
I have a distinct scent in some parts of gal are tangle of vines
are used as herbs. Ooh, yeah.
Maybe we should also grade Pokemon on their smell ability
their use in cooking. Wait, cooking them.
I mean, or something that we can get off of them.
I guess finds the The Taste ability.
If you Will the taste of the Outlook, right?
It tasted like the gal are Slowpoke to.
All right question, what were you thinking?
Mitzvah champ lies on The Taste of Italy scale and still won.
I know, I think I want to be nasty.
That's for sure. Absolutely, 3.
I think it would smell like an old gym, sock little.
But some, you know, some Cheese's smell like old gym
socks and yeah, yeah, yeah. These people are not in this
room. All right, there is one more
entry. Here comes to us from History
region. Mmm it says it is cloaked
entirely in blue Vines preventing any glimpse of its
true identity. The Vines and part of refreshing
sensation when chewed they are useful as a spice.
Wow so I could just grab that little guy and just I know who
looked like okay so maybe they like tried to grab at Angela and
it's like Vine snapped off and they had had a tangle of mine
and their hand and they were looking at this blue furry thing
and was like slightly Giggling. Oh yeah, this this is going in
my mouth for sure. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, delicious.
That's what happened. Okay, I mean, I guess it's the
same person who ate a chancy egg.
It was like, oh wow, all my health came back, beautiful.
All right, so that does it for the original entries on Tenga,
there's also a one unique entry here.
It comes to us from ashes Pokédex.
It says Tangela a Vine Pokémon. Its body is wrapped In Vines,
the rest of its form is hidden beneath these Vines, no doubt.
We know that. And so there was three sentences
in that entry, every single sentence included, the word
Vine. Very nice for those of you
keeping track at home. That's good.
Thank you. All right, that doesn't on all
the entries on Tangela. I think we've learned a lot
today. What do you guys think in some
ways? I feel like I've learned,
nothing really think you already knew what you already knew.
Everything there is to know about Angela just from looking
at it. Yeah, honestly.
No hidden secrets there. I mean you that it it tickles
you when it when it's or so. Okay, so yes, it tickles you
when an in-tank was you but it itself is also ticklish.
You knew that just by looking at it.
Okay, no, no, I did. What about how refreshing it
tastes Corbin to take a bite of that Tango because Professor
will let me get close enough. So, you did learn something
today. Exactly, I was, yeah.
Okay. You're right.
It's Angela. I think would be a great friend.
Again, very high on the hog ability.
Scale has a bad alert, though. I really don't think it's gonna
do. That's what I said.
Yeah, that's what he said. Where would you rank it on?
Let's give it to Corbin as a Pokemon, absolutely not, um, you
know, fairly high as long as this rating takes place after
Corbin has received his trainers license.
Hmm. We need this course.
No. Ok.
Good good. As class president, I can, I can
do things that other people can't do.
I think Tangela is an excellent first Pokemon to have it sucks
that they're so rare, but I think that they are excellent
for Spokane. If only somebody had one right
now in the classroom that could give me.
Maybe maybe if you, maybe we'll come back and we'll decide you
can have it, Angela. I mean, you said you really
wanted gubby are growling. I did I do.
Do I do really want gubby the Growlithe but you displayed in
class. That's you doing?
I don't know. Haven't checked in a while.
Oh it's kind of its own as Pokeball.
Oh God. Okay that's fine.
They they turn into pure energy, they don't need to eat or sleep
or drink or anything. I was a little disappointing to
you wouldn't. Let me send him up region, but
you know, well, you know, he's my best friend and I haven't
talked to him maybe a year or so.
All right. But I think it's time to move on
and we've learned a lot but I now I need to test how much
Learned. Make sure you're listening.
I'm ready. I could write my essay this
entire lab doing a say not to be an asshole.
Told me there was a nest. It's, you know, it's kind of an
essay if you think about it but it's more of an essay that has
the ability to rhyme. We're doing a poem we do.
Yeah. I could just I could just add a
couple of rhyming words in here and yeah.
Okay. This is kind of what you do for
your poems. Anyways, mr.
Curtis, yeah. So we're going to do a poem
today on Tangle. Alright.
Right. You guys take your time.
I don't have a rubric for the poem, I really should.
Can I dig it? Wrap it, is it integral to your,
to your poem. It doesn't need to be wrapped
but I'm fine. I honestly I can't because if
I'll allow you to wrap Corbin then I'm an accomplice and I
can't, I can't, I can't do that. All right, all right.
Fine. I can't allow the professor to
risk the jail time. It comes with little Are you
really okay? All right, sorry of Corbin.
Go ahead, please please give us your poem on Tangle, okay.
Um, all right, here we go. I call this one, the tangle of
poem. Here we go.
Well, very good. Religion are anything, he
sounds, so it's your Vine sway to and fro for every man and
woman to know pure beauty, excuse me.
I'm sorry, cough. Sometimes he's not.
It's just coffee please. Contain from the top.
Here we go. Make a drop, your Vines, sway,
to, and fro for every man and woman to know pure beauty.
You encapsulate, a grass-type. We appreciate your face is
hidden from within a nest of blue, no end or begin.
Figure unknown to all who see the Majesty of your jiggly body.
Tickle me, slow and tickle me soft, your sweet smells.
I love to waft embrace me with your endless arms.
It's the only time I feel free from harm.
That's it. Wow, amazing.
And he really is puts on, like a voice a poem reading voice.
When he does his in ASMR voice, if you will, yes, it was a
little bit, you know. Got a little bit too close to
the tangle of their. There are some Vibes.
I wasn't quite sure about made me a little uncomfortable.
It's a little bit but you know, very good.
Nonetheless, very good. Sorry.
All right, Miss occurs. Please.
Go ahead, read your poem. OK.
Are you ready for my awesome? Hello.
We'll see. All right ready.
Hold on. Let me get a little.
Okay. All right.
Nipple syrup. I'm pretty sure that he's That
is disgusting, right, I think I've like tasted it before and
it's 100% maple syrup. I uh I need the sugar just like
clogged up that throat even more.
Oh yeah, get all that phlegm. All right, so Tangela Schmidt
Angela. Finally I know I'm giving him a
zero already but let's let him finish.
Um Professor. Please Tangela Schmidt, Angela
viney Boy Beat. Jangling.
Yeah. Oh my God.
I hate that you refer to every Pokémon as a boy.
Excuse me, excuse me. I'm talking one one last time
from the top please. All right sir.
Yeah it's a it's and it's Bo. I not like the gender but uses
his it's a little boy, a little anyway.
Alright anyway, all right Tangela mangala viney boy, be
tangling. Yeah.
You Are a coat of jiggling Vines.
Some might think your unnerving your identity you are conserving
but I think you're dressed to the nines tangling anything
around you luckily they break off allowing us to break
through. Oh covered with fine hairs to
nothing there ticklishness Compares.
What? A cool blue dude.
Okay Alright. So that was that was in the form
of a limerick. I see.
Hmm. It was a, it was a free flow of
my conscious know that it will, it was just so happened to be in
the, in the form of a little break.
And then now, what is a limerick does that evolved into a lichen
Rock? What is that?
I can't believe we haven't named a Pokemon Limerick.
Yeah, that sounds like such a good name.
It would be maybe in want. Maybe Hey, I mean we're about to
add an entirely new reason to the registry of Pokedex of the?
No. Yeah.
Heard about them.
Yeah. The name.
Maybe they'll be a Pokemon in there called Limerick.
We just haven't seen it yet. Hmm.
Good point. Maybe.
Maybe maybe pal Daya.
That's how they are region for those of you.
I had. Yeah, I can't.
I can't wait for that news to drop.
I know, I'm I'm on pins and needles, just just to get the
full new list and, you know, it'll be exciting to talk about
in, you know, you know, tend to 12 years when we get there.
All right so excellent job Curtis and Corbin both.
Excellent poems. I thank.
I love poem day. Oh I do too Amadeus.
It's the only thing that feels right.
But yeah, you guys did a great job including the information
that we learned about in class. So I'm going to go ahead and
give you both one hundred. Oh yes, yes, I'm not going to
say who it was. That was very fair and Equitable
I think we should put it on the Twitter.
And I was put on Twitter. Who why do you want to do a poll
on the, the flying Pokemon theme social network site?
Twitter? Yeah, I want to do a poll on
Twitter and see who had the best poem.
Okay. You know what I'm fine with that
and just a reminder to everybody.
Mr. Curry's is did start with tangle Ash mangala so just keep
that in mind. Hold on.
You got to say the whole no, no, I need a boy, be tangling.
Well, now I have to read now, I have to read mine again.
No, no. Just the it was just the first
line because I was very, but it sounds like he's trying to
persuade the the, the, the student body to choose that I
will not, you know, say if I'm trying to persuade, I'm trying
to skew the votes. I don't know.
I'm just letting people just want to remind people that it's
just tangle, Ash mangle. I just remember that just in
your votes also good. Okay rash.
I'll get that shit. Angela.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Yeah, mrs. Mrs. Corbin.
I am so sorry to inform you that your dear son Corbin has
received a deadly case of mangala.
See, it sounds like it. Hmm.
Nice performance. By the way.
Thank you. Not you shut up.
Ha ha ha. Alright, that does it for our
lesson on at Angela does, anybody know who were going to
be talking about next week? Um, it's a grass type again,
right? No, I'm a bit confused because
Tangela does evolve. We are not talking about its
evolved form next week. Okay?
Wait, we're not going to talk about Tangled growth, that's not
it. I've been with clothes and, you
know, it was close enough, it's tent Tanga growth, right?
Tangrowth Tango. There's not a growth right.
Hold on. Is it tangrowth or Tang?
Growth. Dang, bro, its Tang Rose.
I think it's tangrowth and tan gray, light, and grow tangrowth.
We're not learning about tangrowth.
Now. Next lesson is rhyperior know.
Now we're actually learning about Kangaskhan Kangaskhan.
Yes, Kangas Kangaskhan the monster Pokémon.
Oh, is that what it's? I don't know.
No that's not. That's not what it's?
I mean a tagore. He is, I just guess, what is
this category for the parent Pokémon?
Oh, is that will become apparent next week.
Oh, that was really interesting because it's the only is
Kangaskhan. The only Pokemon that we've
talked about so far. That does not evolve.
No Kangaskhan, doesn't evolve chance, he doesn't know.
Well, chance he does evolve into Blissey.
Oh When we talk about it, it's again, we've talked about how
the, you know, the National Pokedex works.
It's not based on, you know, direct Evolution, it's based on
when they joined. Well, we also refocus back, we
talked about, I'm pretty sure it's the only Pokémon we talked
about so far that doesn't evolve.
There will be other ones in this Jenner.
In this, in the Kanto region, and the Kanto region pokedex,
that, that doesn't evolve, but we're not there yet.
No, this is the first, One. I don't think that's right.
But okay I just I just don't think it's right.
I think there's you don't think it's right.
You think there's another one that we've talked about that
doesn't evolve maybe I'll get tongue of Olives.
Look at Kim ANH Li and Hitmonchan don't evolve but they
have all from something Kangaskhan doesn't.
It's got a baby Cubone Marowak, executor and execute.
Electrode Kingler. Okay, we don't have the time for
this Onyx the Vols and Steelix that one you know does evolve
all these have Evolution lines? Be that we haven't talked about
but they do evolve. Huh?
Pink is gone. Well, look at that.
Look at that. But that's next week's
discussion. So if you have questions for me,
the professor, or you would like to throw your hat into the ring
to be a class president. The the race is starting to heat
up, feel free to send us a Dunsparce.
That's who I was thinking of. Dunsparce is not in the Kanto
region Pokédex, I'm ahead of time.
I'm sorry, there is another one you wait.
Oh, this is interesting because anybody know the other Pokémon,
that's not legendary Pokemon, that doesn't evolve in the Kanto
region. Pokédex, oh, Porygon, no poke
Porygon does evolve. Oh, does he fall over TC?
Just get an update Evolution. If you think about it, he
downloads a software update. Yeah, I don't know.
It's ditto. Ditto doesn't evolve?
Oh, well, didn't dinner. Doesn't, that's what I said.
I don't think ditto Balls. What about?
I'm gonna lose, what about? I'm going to lose my lunch and
I'm gonna lose my mind. All right.
Oh, and pincer, doesn't just pincer, have no power or taro's
to our says, neither Tauros Tauros doesn't evolve and either
dispenser. You are right.
Hahaha excellent, excellent, excellent.
Very good man. Learning so much.
I can't wait to talk about this Pokémon.
Anyways your outro. But huh, your outro continue.
Yeah outro I'm still I'm still I'm still saying goodbye to the
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