Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology joining that here and very
excited today. That's the class settle down
class. Settle down at least.
Whoa. Sorry, sorry.
All I said, was you bet I'm just being in Active with the glass
hate. It don't, don't do that.
All right, now, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Yes, it's just fun to, to be mean to you, I'll say it.
I'll say it. I'll part the curtain.
It's fun to be mean to, you Corbin.
Yeah, we know. Okay.
Anyways, back on track, joining me here in the classroom.
Today is of course, my wonderful teaching assistant, mr.
Curtis mr. Curtis you could please say
hello to everybody. Whoa, you bet.
I'm excited. Oh you ready?
You bet to? Yeah.
Mmm the BET Professor. We seem I bet my bet waited to
the proper time. That's the difference.
That is fair. That is true.
That is true of respect. It's a stag hunt.
This system you ever noticed how rude Corbin is uh, what get him
out of here. So rude, there are plenty of
times when mr. Curtis will interrupt you two.
So he's rude as well. Never, I will like I interrupt
mr. Curtis a lot more frequently
than Interrupts me. I feel like you guys interrupt
me the most. Well, I've no.
I honestly think you just talk too much in general.
Hmm. Oh, but who is this wonderful,
this, this voice that you're hearing, this isn't the Deep
dulcet tones that are coming through your speaker's right
now. That's right.
It is our trainer and training, young Corbin.
If you could please officially introduce yourself, Corbin that
deep voice is the voice of a ten-year-old in class ready to
learn about the world of Pokémon.
So I could get my trainers licensed today.
Not today is today, They the day not today today is not the day.
Unfortunately. Well, yeah.
I mean the or fortunately because you know I would feel so
bad if I released you onto the world without having a full
knowledge, a full understanding of every single Pokemon out
there. Every just can't telescopic
can't do. Well, don't tell me, excuse me,
we must get to at least the most important Pokemon, so Joy, Well,
it just seems wise number two but number one is of course
spinarak and we cannot stop. Before we get there, I'm sorry
pretty sure. Number two is I have a sore.
Number one is Bulbasaur. Yeah, we covered that but we're
not talking about oh god there he goes.
We're not talking about Ivysaur Bulbasaur or spin, Iraq or
Rowlett. Or did you buy today know what
you're talking about? A water and flying-type Pokémon
today. Does anybody know?
Pelipper. No.
It's or as mr. Curtis said, one time, Pella
pepper has pelipper pelipper. Is that what he said?
No. What did he said?
No? He said he said Pella pepper.
I don't think he said Pella pepper.
He said, Pella pepper, check the record, I don't know.
I'm buddy will ever find which lesson it will?
I believe it was one of the it was either Pidgey Pidgeotto or
Pidgeot is where he's, he know, I know you're right.
Paul said, pelipper wrong, hold on, Porsha Porsha.
Needs to vinegar. Vindicate, me is Porsha, Porsha.
Porsha at. Hi, Porsha is the poor guy that
adds these lessons in case you didn't know Portia.
If you could, please insert here how mr.
Curtis said pelipper is we can find it or if it's just correct
just put a recording of me saying pelipper right there.
Yeah we'll leave that up to your discretion and I know you have a
tendency to cut out certain parts of the lesson that you
think are are extraneous, but this is very important task that
you don't know professor Have to be scrubbing through all of the
previous lessons. It's just mispronouncing.
Pelipper, I don't get paid enough for this.
Anyways, we're not talking about your new Porsche was the Porsche
was our editor. I did say that.
Yes I did say that. But yeah.
You're not listening to me when I talk Corbin.
Nope, fair enough. No, we're not talking about
pelipper or Wingull we are talking about Gyarados.
Oh hey. Alright, yeah Gyarados.
Oh we all know here it is. Right?
We all we've all heard of the tails.
Them but I've not been acquainted and the destruction.
It leaves in its wake. Well, I don't know if it's that
Fierce. Come on now.
So it was anybody. Well, well let's find out.
Has anybody seen a Gyarados? Um, at a distance.
Good way to see one, just just previously in this class.
Yes, that is true. We'd course cuz I mr.
Curtis has been through this class what seven times.
Now, this is the set of X. This is a time for yeah, of
course. All right.
So I have a gorgeous here now, if you recall.
We named our magic Harp Evan. Yes.
Oh yeah, that loser Evan. Yeah, I can't imagine he
amounted to anything again. Not the, not the patreon
supporter that supports us, and that's why we named him after
the Magikarp. Okay.
Well, that loser evolved actually.
Loser evolved. Yes, into a Gyarados.
Oh, ho ho. Hey, Evan, powerful strong, you
know. Stoppable power Gyarados.
I'll see I believe it when I see it.
Well, here it is right now. Why we should bring our classic?
Here's Big, I think I'm gonna go outside.
You are a big boy. He's a big boy but he's still,
he's still not worth anything. Look, you are large and in
charge I don't know, he's not going to
get down. His skin is solid like a like a
weirdo. I'm sorry, Evan.
I command you to put him down pretty hard.
So he's put it away. So Corbett Porter, what our
Vista Curtis, while you're up there with you.
What observations can you tell me about a Gyarados Berry Blue,
anything else? Else has got big mouths.
It's got long this first time, really, pretty pattern more
things, more things, more patterns and big red eyes, and
also ate a blue crown on the front of his face.
That's it. Wow, that's it.
And just like his big and scary. So, I just about to snap mr.
Curtis is hand off. Be careful who you make fun of
in high school. I think is the alright.
Alright, here it is. In heaven.
He's just a man back into the Pokeball.
Bye Eva. Thanks for the thanks of the
fun. Of course, are you okay?
Wow I've never I've never heard you scream like that mr.
Curtis yeah, that wasn't genuine Terror and honestly very
amusing, very entertaining. I can't.
I hold on. I just need to.
I just did a patch-up my jacket for a second here.
Faster. I speak for every student when I
say that your amusement for R&R, Our disarray in our danger and
are possible. Deaths is no longer acceptable.
I will take your license now known as a no carbohydrate
carbon. Well, can you know how this
works? You have to beat me in a Pokémon
battle. So I guess wait and I will wait,
I will sit down. I will just use the entirety of
My Pokemon storage. What Pokemon do?
You have Corbin out of curiosity?
Hey Perry. Perry.
Perry, the Psyduck. Perry took a Perry took a
personal day today Corbin, you should know that he normally
rides with you to school, right? Oh, oh, you're right.
He didn't ride with me on the school on my bike today, you
know, it well table, this will table this discussion for now.
Instead, I think we should move on to reading the Pokedex
entries for Gyarados. Yes.
Oh yes. I need backup.
I've got my backup trench coat on now and that's the one that
he wears when he's walking backwards, that's right.
I'll have to, I'll have to wear it, you know, forwards for now.
But, like, normally I wear when I'm backing that's right.
Sounds sounds, sounds cool. So, yeah, that sounds, hey, that
sounds like you're a real cool guy.
Mr. Curtis. All right, are we all ready to
read these Pokedex entries? I mean, I'll be the one reason
you'll be listening to them. All right?
Starting off in the Kanto region.
The first entry says, rarely seen in the wild, huge and
vicious. It is capable of destroying
entire cities. A rage.
Wow. And it almost just ripped off.
Mr. Curtis is armed. Oh yeah.
Almost though it's a ever had been holding onto the whiskers
to keep myself from being swallowed.
That would, who knows where I'd be right now?
I mean, Ted says something for mr.
Curtis is resilience that something that's capable of
destroying entire cities, couldn't even take a bite out of
him. Well, I mean, I don't think it
was going into a full rage, I think.
Honestly, this, this Gyarados Have done a lot more damage but,
you know. Yeah, that's true.
That is true. Full.
Rage, mr. Curtis, you would have been dead
and honestly we might have had another Kangaskhan scenario.
You do you think you would have learned your lesson on insulting
Pokemon by now, mr. Cries, I had nothing to do with
the kingís Kong episode. I have no idea what you're
talking about there. Still rebuilding parts of
saffron ever since the Kangaskhan incident, you almost
lost your arm today. Mr. Curtis, when are you going
to learn, huh? When will you learn that, your
consequences have actions? Mr. Curtis yes.
No, wait flip that around. Sorry, it's been a very long
lesson and we're only a couple of streets and Curtis is the
consequences of somebody's action, cut consequences, I am
that. I am that.
I'm the consequence of your actions goddess.
Curtis when are you gonna learn that actions have consequences
as a result of mr. Curtis when are you going to
learn? And sometimes, just so what your
Reve? Yeah, exactly.
Not all the time. Not all the time.
Hey, Let's read these Pokedex entries.
All right. Sure.
The next one says brutally. Vicious and enormously
destructive known for totally destroying cities in ancient
times back in the olden days like in the old days.
Yeah. All right.
We lost a lot of, you know, ancient knowledge and history
from Gyarados just coming up and just just obliterating cities.
Oh yeah for sure. But you know maybe it has a
reason for destroying those cities.
Nobody wants to listen to its problems.
Well I mean well we'll get into maybe they said some maybe not
encouraging things. You know, nothing that you liked
you nothing that you know, deserves that type of
Destruction, but I mean, you know, maybe maybe the city could
have been a little bit more encouraging supportive.
Yeah. About it when it was, you know,
maybe not a Gyarados and instead of magical lesson from your own
book, mr. Curtis I mean I'm just I'm just
so you gotta say it is true that 'The rip out a page from your
own lesson. Oh yeah, this one you didn't
heed. Okay, I mean that's the
professor said, so I got to rip my God, gotta rip mr.
Curtis 2023. Gotta run, gotta rip.
You gotta, That's Right. Alright, the last entry from the
Kanto region says, extremely vicious and horribly brutal has
enough destructive power to totally annihilate even Major
city. So, like what do you?
What do you think? How are you think?
It's destroying the city? What you think it's doing to
destroy this city? Um, just I mean, honestly,
probably just flooding mostly. It's probably spitting up a
bunch of water and flooding the city.
I can't attest. That jaw is a real real.
Toughie that jar right there. Okay.
But it couldn't even bite through you.
I mean, it was like going to destroy an entire.
I don't think it was try. I think if it wanted to bite off
mr. Kurtz's arm it would have done.
Okay. I think he was just like, don't
come around like a boy. Warning a warning.
Yes like a warning like hey if you talk smack about me again
and make fun of me like you did, when I was a little baby
Magikarp, then your whole arm is coming off.
Well, I mean, you know, I do have my my my jackets are
reinforced so it was spinarak. Silkiest.
Oh that's good, that's good that helps.
All right, let's move on to the Johto region.
The first entry says they say that during past Wars, Gyarados
would appear and leave. In ruins in its wake.
Hmm, pleasing. Hmm.
Blazing ruins, hot. Now, blazing is usually
associated with fight. All very good core van very go.
I'm so proud of you. That's very demeaning.
I don't know, that's what a good observation Corbin.
Okay. All right.
Look here I'll give you a silver star for that one.
They got a gold one you know one of these days I'm going to turn
into something fierce like a Gyarados and I'm going to come
in here and Wreck All of You. Mmm, and you're going to wish
you had made fun of me. All these years.
Maybe maybe, maybe that's what I want to happen.
Maybe I want you to finally be the student that puts me in my
place. Corbin that that you guys were
happened. Maybe, maybe I see so much of
myself in you. Oh no, you know, I just don't
want you to turn. I just don't want you to follow
the same path that I took. This is getting a little too
deep Professor you are you are me.
I am you Professor. We may need to take you to the
eye doctor. He's nothing like you.
Or or hear me out what if I'm a past version of you and you hate
what I become in the future. So you're mean to me now so
that'll become something different.
Well we do know that time travel is a thing time.
Travel is absolutely possible. What if I listen that's a theory
I'm throwing out right now. What if I'm you let's let's not
let's not entertain that there. Say something on the only that
only I Professor Jacob would ever say man that guard of war
and Unova was a really No, no that's okay.
So so clearly we've already debunked this idea.
Yeah. Not possible.
Sorry Corbin. But yes, Corbin very good job.
Blazing does mean fire. Yes.
Do you want to add anything else to that?
That observation or it's not a fire type Pokemon.
So what's the deal? I'll get question good question.
Maybe the pocock's will answer that but maybe there's always a
chance. Perhaps the next entry.
He says, once it appears it goes on a rampage, it remains and
raged until it demolishes everything around it.
Oh yes. Yeah.
I why me just take a look at the state of this classroom.
It it's honestly a wreck. It's been worse.
I mean I still gonna have to put
together new desks you know. Like I told you the Machoke are
supposed to do that. Mr. Curtis I don't like it when
you make, I don't like it when you make the desk because they
always have like nails and and No pieces of Splinter just
sticking out all over the place. It's horror but they don't know
how to do it. Like I can what badly.
Well the way you do it sucks. Yeah.
But you know I just it has to be formatted a very certain way
just for just for this class terribly.
Now I don't know what you're talking about.
It's a beautiful desk. No.
Let them a chokes that work for the school handle, the repairs.
Okay. Sounds good.
That's why we, that's why we paint, okay?
We don't pay them. But that's, that's why we,
that's why we think about paying them.
That's why we sometimes Give them food, alright, the last
entry from The Johto region, says it appears.
Whenever there is World conflict burning down anyplace that
travels through burning, huh? Huh, okay, what's your question?
Exactly? Burning down anyplace to travels
through? Well, how does burning window
means? His burning also mean, fire
Corbin burning is usually associated with fire.
Yes, I'm glad you asked. Now, I don't just don't
understand how that makes any sense.
It is a water and flying type. I don't understand how it's a
flying type to on it, to be honest with you, it flies, does
it? Do it kind of he?
Thank me later. I put, there are other Pokémon
that quote, unquote, fly more of a flying-type than the window
Trio, because the jury doesn't fly first of the tree was not
well, and that does fly. It just sucks at it was.
Gyarados, can actually fly, I would say that Magnemite.
Flies it floats. What's there between floating
and flying then levitating doesn't go above like five feet.
That's not true. My Magnum.
I can go a lot higher. Yeah.
Corbin check your facts. Yeah, your facts core.
No, no, it's based on my feelings so no, I can't argue
with that. Uh-huh.
All right, let's see. Wants to see how one region.
The first entry says, when Magikarp evolves into Gyarados,
it's brain cells undergo Structural transformation.
It is said that this transformation is to blame for
this Pokemons wildly violent nature.
Hmm. Okay, yeah.
So I guess it's, I mean, but I feel as though, and we haven't
talked about this, but I feel as though, whenever Pokemon does
evolve, its brain is structurally, transformed, it
has to be right? Because it becomes a completely
different thing. They have largely different
personalities, which I think would be related to changing the
brain, right? Right.
I mean, like, I would think that would be like the standard, you
know. Yeah.
And I think it is. So I feel as though this kind of
just this entry is kind of really stating the obvious is
what I'm trying to get at, right?
I agree with that but it's just such a very drastic change in
temperament from the dumbo that Magikarp was still going on.
He's still going such a drastic change that it's so much more
advanced that it becomes enraged.
I see the transformation is too much for its brain to handle
Right, basically. Okay.
Very good job, dude. Interesting, observations both
of you. Thank you.
The next entry says, once Gyarados goes on a rampage.
It's ferociously. Violent blood doesn't calm until
it has burned everything down. There are records of this
Pokemons Rampages. Lasting a whole month, a whole
month, a whole lot. Wow.
That's quite a long time to rage out.
Yeah. Well, that's a good t-shirt rage
a little Gyarados Spitting. Fire on it, rage out, but like
it's a Magic Carpet. It's painted blue.
No, yes, no. Yes, we can go all day Corbin.
You got me there. Okay, I see your point.
Oh, wow, it very astute Point Val, save that save this save
those great debate skills for later on mr.
Cry for knowing me to know is for don't particular.
Then let us. All right.
The next entry says it is an extremely vicious and violent
Pokemon. When humans began to fight, it
will appear and burn everything to the ground with intensely hot
flames. Got them.
The last entry says it has an extremely aggressive nature.
The Hyper Beam it shoots from its mouth, totally incinerate
salt are there we go. So the Hyper Beam Hyper Beam
Burning effect to it and stating a fact, if you were, I was not
aware of that previous lamp. So yes, Gyarados is kind of well
known for Hyper Beam, although I do believe most Pokemon can be
taught Hyper Beam, right? But guess, I guess Gyarados just
kind of knows it. Inherently its inherent in its
violent nature, violent blood, boiling nature.
Alright, the next entry comes to us from the steno region.
It says, once it appears It raised, never settles until it
has raised the fields and mountains around it.
I'd wear how high does it raise them up Professor, right?
Like 6 feet like maybe seven feet, so that maybe some other,
you know, just high enough that some other magic card can jump
over it. A seven exactly seven feet.
No, no. Higher than 7 feet though,
right? No raised as in like, you know
destroyed or you know, this man told ya, okay, Raz.
That's kind of spelled like razzed, but I'm pretty sure it's
pronounced raised The Next Century says, as in ancient
literature, there is a record of Gyarados that raised a village
when when a violence flared. Well, that's cool.
So it's like it just becomes a really good dad to the whole
village when he gets angry. Ah, ha ha ha.
Oh, I see what you said raised and didn't know again.
Once again, same same raised the same race.
Ya, our gaze, right? Sorry, not our a ised.
Gotcha, gotcha. I was like, oh, that's really
sweet of it, to raise an entire Village would be.
Yallah doesn't know what it says.
It takes a Gyarados to raise a village.
Now that is a t-shirt. Yeah.
It takes a Gyarados to raise a village there.
Yes, sir. But I thought it was a takes a
village to raise. Shut up.
Not what once again. Once again.
Excellent, argument. Solid points, all around.
I try. All right, the next one here.
In the center region. It says, once it begins to
Rampage, a Gyarados will burn everything down even in a harsh
storm. So radar shine it's coming down
because you know Gyarados famous for not liking water right?
But yeah that does it for the Sinnoh region entries.
I really like the word raised in.
Send out for some reason you know, but doesn't have anything
Kalos. Once again also doesn't have
anything. Should I just stop mentioning
them? They even exist until they have
no, you must shout out. Yo, shout-out to the Kalos
region. You suck.
You have nothing. We might we have to call them
out on their inadequacies. Yeah.
That is true. Yeah, maybe we'll correct it in
the future. I will say this is the largest
class size I've ever had. So we guess my my words do have
a lot more meaning. Now that's true a lot more
influence so maybe this will make its way to the Kalos
region. Hey, if any of you virtual
students out there live in the Kalos region maybe you could
just you know hit up. Was it Professor Juniper maybe
now It's not Juniper, it's a juniper is in the, you know,
region. You could also talk to her to
whoever the professor is in the Kalos region.
I cannot remember, it's one of them.
I should really have a list. It's probably a tree thing, huh?
That's this a professor shrub. That's not it.
That's probably not it. I just just let him know.
Sit him up and say, hey, but write your own Pokedex entries
for ones. Anyways, let's move on to the
yellow region. For Gyarados.
First entry says, a tale is told of a town.
Angered Gyarados before the sun rose, the next day Flames,
utterly consumed. The town leaving not a trace
behind bless you, those are cough, okay?
So once again, Lala has come to us with a folktale that they
have decided to put into the scientific journal.
Come on, guys. Well, you know, there are very,
you know, culture, Traditions driven Society.
So right? Right, sure.
But this is a, this is a purely scientific Endeavor that we're
doing here in this National Pokedex are we don't need any of
that mumbo-jumbo. I'm sure that that Hokum that
that that, you know, it's I mean it's cool to hear but it has it
has its own place and it's not in the Pokédex.
The next time, 3 says, there are people who swear that anyplace,
Gyarados appears is fated for Destruction whoo-hoo.
The next entry says that mean no, I'm sorry.
No, please go on, so sorry. No, I'd love to hear your
theories. I was just love to hear him.
If you had a Gyarados and you say like you had someone that
like you know, came a distrupt, your work environment a lot and
like you took the Gyarados to his house and like just, you
know, just put it outside their house like that, that that
person would be fated to be destroyed.
What I believe there are some people that claim that is it
true? I don't know.
Are you are you going to take my gear doesn't put it outside
Corbin's house. Why?
What? Don't don't know what you're
talking about. What's the why are you implying
that you're gonna kill me with this Gyarados?
Why not? Of course, not mr.
Curtis this occurs, Corbin's life is already sad enough.
I don't think we need to be adding Gyarados destruction into
that into that right? Mix.
That's right. You see you've seen his room?
I've never Oh yes, I have is there's no, no, I could never do
that to a wonderful paying student of our class.
Thank you. Yes, that's very nice.
All right, the next entry says it, fires hyper beams in all
directions, burning the surrounding area to Ash.
There are some regions where this is called where it is
called the deity of Destruction, hmm.
And the last entry from the Aloha region, says the energy
from Evolution stimulated its brain cells, strongly focusing,
it to become. Very ferocious.
I'm sorry. It says causing it.
I said focusing. It says causing it to become
very ferocious causing it. Yeah, yes.
Sorry I just learned how to read.
So really just working through that right now.
Did you Professor? Please not as bad as mr.
Curtis, let me tell you the truth at Eastern, although I am
feeling a little bit of that, that that marble mouth disease
that he has no, if you know, no, it's not marble mouth, if you
remember correctly, Professor, it's called.
Sloppy mouth. That's right.
Sloppy math. Well, slavi mouth is the
technical term but Marvel mouth is you know, colloquial term
that we like to use, sometimes right, right?
Right. I like sloppy mouth.
Oh, that's good. I'm low know who to hug them.
See. It's just it's a really bad
disease. How it's really kicking in no
known cure. Please, please donate to our
patreon. So we can really facilitate we
can, we can fund research for sloppy mouth.
Close one. Oh, it's getting worse.
Wow, we're seeing it happening. Just Curtis drinks of water.
You'll be okay, I promise. I got you fixed.
Your sloppy mouth. All right.
Well, he does that. Let's move on to the Some
butter. I don't know why.
He has two dreads slurp, his drink directly next to the
recording device, he does it every time, he just lets people
know that he's hydrating. All right, so that doesn't for
the a Lola region. There's nothing new in Gala or
Pal Daya, but we do have some ancient text here from the Hisui
region that says I suspect this Pokemon to be the true identity
of a dragon written of an ancient texts which claimed that
it would raise an entire village with.
White-hot. Beams from its mama.
Ooh, it's mama. That's cool.
So it somehow got these white hot beams from its mother and
then it uses them to raise an entire Village ma m.
Aw, that's how you you know, amaz raised to raise a no no
mama takes them all to race to race villain.
Take some moth to raise a Gyarados, which raises the
village. It takes the Rays from the ma to
raise Gyarados. To raise the village for that on
a t-shirt. Now what that'll do?
You sure as in mouth, em, aw or backwards Wham?
Uh-huh, don't scare me like that.
Sorry. Okay, so yes that's it from the
Hisui region. Oh gosh, you scared me to do.
So delayed. He really work on your reaction
times there, mr. Curtis, you know, he did mention
that this is the the that he suspects us To be the true
identity of a dragon written of an ancient texts.
Just just to clear the air. Gyarados is not dragon type,
it's not a dress, not. Okay.
All right. It is, it is clearly a water and
flying type obviously because it flies therefore it should be a
flying type. I mean, we we decide the
classification system, right? We could just say that the
dragon type but but it's already.
So obviously a flying in A water-type, right?
But it's not you to write. It is flying in water, but it
should be Dragon. I'm sorry Professor.
What? Please guide me?
Give me your Guiding Light. Now.
It's fine. You seek your own seek, your own
answers there, mr. Curtis, if you want, do please
Professor - say, that's what I do.
That's what I do now, that's why he's doing so.
Well in this class doing better every day.
It is true though. That is true.
Your grades have been getting better.
I'm very proud of you. Thank you, really, that's it.
I expected more of more theatrics from me saying that
I'm proud of you, corbeau. Alright, finally, I get your
love and adoration Professor, thank you.
You could say I'm like a dad to you.
Oh no. No, that's okay, that's it.
I already have one and I don't know where he is and his name is
mr. Mime Mystery.
By the way, how we also have an entry from the lentil region.
Thank you, Professor mirror. Thank you.
Gyarados is extremely aggressive and strong enough to destroy.
Destroy everything in its path. Everything straight everything,
everything everything the gouges and the rocky Cliffs of Mighty
wide river where actually caused by a Gyarados climbing up the
waterfall. So if nobody has been to the
lentil region, there's a river there.
They call the mighty wide river and it's got big gouges in the
Rock Cliffs. I heard that.
Yeah, in this Pokédex entry, I'm really glad I could repeat it.
Yeah, thank you. Alright, that does it for the
regional entries on Gyarados. I also have a couple of unique
Pokedex entries. The first one comes to us from
ashes Pokédex. It says a Gyarados.
This Pokemon has a vicious temperament so use Extreme
Caution. Its fangs can Crush stones and
it's scales are harder than steel.
Oh, oh, jeez, right? No wonder can destroy cities?
Yeah, no kidding. All right.
Right. The last region are unique entry
comes to us from a Rotom Pokedex.
Don't know who it belongs to. I just a rotund Pokédex.
It says, Gyarados the atrocious, Pokemon.
That's mean it's a little bit rude, atrocious, little harsh,
that's loving hearts. That, that is its
categorization. Its calculation is the atrocious
Pokemon a water and flying-type rumors exist of a town that made
Gyarados angry, that town was burned to the ground in one
night. Leaving no Trace.
I feel like that this is got to have happened more than just
this one town in history. Just based off of the amount of
entries that are focused around, huh?
It's just struct of power true. But I mean like that's that's
the that's a notable event, right?
Like that's the kind of thing that you know an entire city
being destroyed in one night really would make the history
books. I mean, people think that's the
thing that Gyarados do. See, I was under the impression
that it was like a repeated thing.
Like this has happened multiple times what we know it did in the
past because it says that there are ancient ruins that have been
like, you know, destroyed by Gyarados.
So we know that it's happened at least once during modern history
and it used to happen in the past and it will happen again.
And it'll happen again. I promise you anything.
I'll have it almost happened today.
Mr. Curtis because you made fun of me for it it might raise your
spinarak farmed. Round mr.
Curtis if you're not careful, I did, I did.
No such thing. Evan is just out of control.
Wow! Wow, mr.
Curse is a jerk. All right, so that does it for
the Pokedex entries on Gyarados, but Gyarados has another form.
Hey, there is, there is a Mega Evolution for Gyarados?
No, no, no. And there's some entries from
the Lola regions. That talks about its Mega fall
right through those first. One says, says Mega Evolution
also affects his brain leaving. No other function except its
destructive instinct to burn everything to Cinders.
Wow. So it's even more violent than
before. Yeah.
And it can't eat it, can't
sleep. I'm not even sure can breathe.
I don't, it probably doesn't even poop much.
All it all it knows is destroy. That's right.
And knows it must kill. The next Century, says, Jets
water. From the orifices on its sides.
Streaking. Above the water surface at
supersonic speed. Um, so it's not just how fast
it's supersonic. So, okay, so faster than the
speed of sound. Yeah, so above Mach 1.
It's catching up with that Pidgeotto.
Quite maybe I didn't marry. It says above supersonic speed.
That could mean anything. Yeah, right.
Right. Right.
Right, right, right. It can mean anything except for
below supersonic speed? Hmm.
That's a good point. Yeah, the next entry says, Mega
Evolution places a burden A on its body, the stress causes it,
to become all the more ferocious, the stress of being.
So stressed, cool. Ferocious I think so it's like
it is stressful to be as ferocious as it is, right?
Right. And be and all that stress adds
up and makes it even more Furrow Civ corrosive.
Yes, corrosive. For a ferocious that's the word.
Oh, sloppy mouth is contagious, who knew it is.
Hauling Take a drink of water and take a sip of water.
I didn't, I didn't know. Slap, you office is contagious,
mr. Curtis, you must keep your
distance from us, please. Oh sorry.
I'll do my best man. It is it is fun to drink right
next to the record is I see why he?
I see what he done now. Portia Portia loves it.
I'm sure. So yeah, it's so it is ferocious
and that makes us stressed out. I think I mixed for wrote for
ferocious and I don't even know. I think that's been a new word.
Word orphis, maybe for Rochas orifice of 444 orphis.
That's my favorite Pokemon actually did you, you know,
office. And I'll write it down.
Thank you. I'm gonna get you a beautiful
one. Thank you.
Anyways, the next entry says mr. Curtis house that Gyarados
drawing coming along right now. Oh, don't you worry?
It's, yeah, I got it. Wow, I can't wait to see it.
I bet you virtual students. Can't wait to see it to on
patreon. Yes.
And we'll talk more about that later.
Let me finish reading these entries.
Sorry, sorry. Sorry it's zooms out of the
water at Mach speeds even large ships.
Caught in its path are split cleanly into.
What's nicely sir clean. Hmm, could you imagine just you
know you let your on a boat, right?
And you're like just driving your boat or whatever and then
out of nowhere like you here is Sonic Boom mega Gyarados.
Just Lasted through your ship splits the boat in half.
Just like, it's, you're just driving along and you look back
behind you and the other half of your boat is just gone.
Yeah. So it says in the Pokédex entry
in zooms out of the water and mocks speeds.
So that's multiple mocks we're talking about.
So it could theoretically go Mach 2 like Pidgey.
I mean, it's a great. Could theoretically go Mach 2.
How many machs are there that exists?
Could It Go all of the MOX? I mean infinite I suppose.
Wow, what a my amok scientists know.
Are you making a mockery of out of me?
Oh. Hit him on the back.
I think he's I think he's choking a little bit.
Oh no skirts. You Kate.
Oh gosh, I'm dying. That's a big strong, hit Corbin.
It was just a laugh. It was just a laugh.
Okay. Sweetie.
I'm sure it's major. All right, so that doesn't on
all of the Pokedex entries for Gyarados.
Mega Gyarados included. So, does anybody have any
questions about Gyarados? Hmm.
How do we be? So bad, the he's got the rage
brain, the raise money, that's raised, I would like to see who
do you think would win in a fight between a Gyarados?
In a primeape? Oh, just just on pure rage, pure
rage on the land, just a rage off, rage off.
I mean, I know that's a good question.
I do think that Gyarados has the power to beat out a A primate
just because it has those ranged attacks that that primate
doesn't really have, right? Yeah.
I could just use Hyper Beam in that that primeape is done.
Yeah, yep. Yep.
Excellent question. I think it's time to move on to
the testing portion. No, the lesson.
Whoa, time to take quiz getting out.
My rotund, laptop, that's right. On a quiz today.
Instead, we're doing debates. Now, this one, this one, I'm a
little bit concerned about Out why?
Well, I mean it was kind of hard to come up with a debate
question for Gyarados, but I have one here.
It's a little bit abstract but we're conceptual.
I guess. I don't know what we'll get to
it, but let me quickly go over the rubric for a debate.
So 1 & 2 are the same as they always are you must include
information. We learned in class and you must
demonstrate an understanding of the Pokemons unique, attributes,
and abilities. Three.
You must build your argument around proven facts about Topic
Pokemon. And for you must respond to, at
least one of your opponent's arguments with a legitimate
counter-arguments. I'm not going to outline the
whole debate structure again. I think we kind of know it at
this point and you'll, if you don't know it, you will know it
once we go through it. All right, so, okay.
Are you ready for your debate? Well, I guess so, one of you has
to decide hmm, who's going, okay, so who wants to go first
once they want to give their opening?
Statement first mr. Curtis, I'll let you decide this
time. I mean I would only you know I
being the gentleman that I am I Will only submit to going.
S to be your response because, you know, I gentleman always.
Lets the inferior ones. Go first.
Okay then. All right then.
Okay. So Corbin I guess is going
first, mr. Curtis was, you like to be for
the topic or against the topic statement?
Do I get to know what the topic is the house?
Nope. You know what I'm feeling?
I'm feeling very hyped, today. I'm going to be for.
I'm all for it. Ever it is.
Okay, that I'm against it. I don't want it, get it out of
here. Okay, so it comes in.
So, okay, so the the topic here is the topic that you'll be
debating, is Gyarados loves conflict.
That is, that's, that's, that's the decide you'll be fighting
for mr. Curtis and Corbin.
You'll be fighting for the opposite, which is Gyarados
hates conflict. Okay.
All right. All right.
Just doesn't, or just doesn't have any particular strong
feelings about, huh? Conflict.
No, he sure hates conflict. It doesn't love it.
I mean, it could be.
It could be ambivalence against conflict, really, really?
I've made two statements here. One is Gyarados loves conflict.
One is Gary hates conflict, and those are the two points that
you can have. Okay, okay.
Alright. Or and let's fight, you know
what? Fine, how about this?
I'm wrong. And we could just do Gyarados
loves conflict, or it has those strong feelings it, or it just
doesn't love conflicts. Is that work for you, mr.
Curtis. Whatever, whatever you want,
Professor whatever you want. Okay, whatever.
So go ahead, take your time, come up with statements and then
we'll get into the debate, all right, looks like Corbin and
massacres are both ready to start this debate.
So Corbin High, I believe it is your go.
So if you will give us your opening statement, okay, then
we'll move on to Curtis for his opening statement.
Sure, gladly everybody thank you for being here today.
I paid to be here, so I don't really have a choice.
My mom makes me come to class is good to be here though.
However, all despite all that today, I am arguing the point
against it, as a professor. Brought it out that Gyarados
likes conflict. I'm actually going to argue that
Gyarados does not like conflict. Hey, it's conflict, whatever de
State, disdains, conflict whatever you want to say.
Gyarados does not like conflict. Not a fan is, is not a fan of
it, that's my argument today. Let me just get this out.
The way real quick being easily enraged doesn't mean that
Gyarados enjoys conflict being aggressive, does not enjoy.
Sorry. Wow, being aggressive does not
inherently mean that you enjoy conflict nowhere in the Pokedex
entries. Does it say that Gyarados enjoys
a fight that it enjoys conflict? You could make the argument that
it enjoys destruction but I would even say that's a stretch
because I'm I mean conflict is actually butting heads with
something. It's a fight, it doesn't enjoy a
fight. It says in the Pokedex entries
that the cells structural or transformation causes it to act
aggressively number one. So it's aggressive against its
will. It's just she's a change going
through puberty and it destructively lashes out but it
is not purposefully seeking the conflict.
Also it states several times in the Pokedex entries that when
they're ours conflict in the world and when there are First,
it it basically, that's when it starts to rage.
So it is very, very, very heavily implied that when the
fighting starts, that's, that is a Gyarados, is Rage is a
reaction to that. It doesn't like doing it.
It will cause destruction until the fighting is over until the
city is gone until the mountains and Fields have been raised.
Okay? It doesn't enjoy the conflict.
I argue that it wants it over and it wants to To stop the
fighting all together. Mom and Dad.
Stop fighting basically. Yes.
Alright Excellence. That is that your entire opening
statement that is? That is the entire?
Well, well, spoken. I will say, I think I do feels
like you got not. You got the short end of the
stick on this one but I think you handled it very well.
Let's move on to mr. Curtis for your opening
statement. And also after you finish that,
you may respond to Corbin's opening statement.
All right. Thank you.
Thank you, professor. And thank you Corbin for your
stunning input. Did you forget my husband needs
of this professor? Jacob, please.
I've never forget you. I have you tattooed in multiple
places. Um, what now, let me ask you,
have you ever heard the expression?
If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.
Well, Gyarados does. See, he is always working.
Destroying and going on Rampages and therefore he must really
love what he's doing. Otherwise, why would he keep
doing it? You want to know why Gyarados is
very considered a very aggressive Pokemon because once
it appears it goes on a rampage. Let's go.
Doesn't believe sound like you
believe what? You just said Mr. Curry because
Weston, I'm sorry. I did the way I wrote.
That was really weird iPod. Not a lot of.
Yeah, I'm so shocked to hear that.
Well, you wrote something weird. What you want to know why, it,
Gyarados is considered a very aggressive Pokemon, because once
it appears to goes on a rampage, hyper beams of flying at won't
stop to the city is dropped. Boom.
So that's my opening statement. Okay?
And then it loves what it does. That's right.
And loves it's in the it's in the business of Destruction and
business is booming, literally it loves what it does and that's
why it's always doing it. All right, go on, he is he's not
easily enraged at you. Just said, as you said before,
he is always enraged and combative.
So that's the thing. Like he doesn't get enraged by
out. Sorry.
Outside forces he's always enraged, right?
And then I have to say did the do the did the sales cause the
Rage or did the cells develop in response to the rage that it
already had? As a magic are in order to feed,
its want for more rage like a self-feeding feedback machine.
Thank you. Okay.
Excellent. Excellent job there mr.
Curtis, thank you. So Corbin you now have time to
respond to mr. Kersey.
Is opening statement and also to his responses of your opening
statement if you would like sure.
And after this you will have your closing statement.
Um I'll just go ahead and jump to the response section.
Okay. Well that is that's the section
that we're in right now. Cool.
Oh you know his response? I meant to his response.
You sure you sure you don't want to respond to anything in his
opening statement. I mean it's just I mean this
kind of goes in line. That like a little bit, I'm just
guessing. Okay, take it away.
First mr. Curtis says, it is always
enraged where the Pokedex entries does.
It say, quote, it is always enraged, it says, it has an
aggressive nature. It says, it will go on a rampage
when fighting in Conflict occur in humans.
It doesn't say it's always enraged.
It says, actually, it doesn't calm down until everything's
done, so it does have calmness it likes.
This piece it did the times where it's the most calm are
when it's when their silence when there's no more conflict in
no more fighting. It literally says that's when
the calm happens is that when when when this entire city or,
you know, the Rampage ends, when the city and destruction is
stopped the other day, I was going to say was Curtis.
Also mentioned the, the molecular structure again.
And I mean, it does, it does say in the Pokedex entries, let me
find it here, I am sifting through.
I want to make sure I properly Source it Birch.
Writes that when it evolves into Gyarados, its brain cells
undergo, a structural transformation.
It is said that this transformation is to blame for
this Pokemons wildly violent nature.
So Curtis was arguing. That is it kind of like feeding
into it's already violent nature.
It says, without a shred of a doubt in the Pokedex entries,
That it causes the violent nature.
It is not inherently aggressive so yeah.
Do I have to make a closing statement to right now?
Yes. Okay.
So that just goes back to what I was saying.
So that was more of a response to Curtis that it is not always
in Rage number one and number two it is is part of the
cellular structural transformation.
But still I still hold to the belief that it is not enjoying
conflict because like I said already.
Is it like five times already? It doesn't calm down until all
the fighting and conflict. And destruction is over.
It is doing the destruction as a response to conflict in Wars
already occurring. And it is it says that and
multiple multiple different Pokedex entries.
So yeah, that's that's my closing statement.
I don't really know what they'll say.
I feel like I keep repeating myself.
I'm sorry. Okay.
It's always good to end your debate with I'm sorry.
Yeah, exactly. Sells a lot of confidence there.
Yeah, it's true. No one goes a long way.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm such a sorry for
arguing with you. All right, mr.
Curtis it is time for your closing statement.
Okay, good Corbin, you have doomed yourself and your own
arguments, you have claimed and multiple cases.
It says it is calm after the conflict.
The question is not whether or not it can be calm or not.
It is whether or not it loves the conflict.
And I would argue that the reason why it is calm after the
conflict, is because it got a fix of the conflict.
It loves and now can relax. Thank you.
You know what, the, what the true sign of Love Is that is to
actively search for the one that you love.
And as it was said, way back in the Kanto entries, it appears
whatever there is World, conflict burning down anyplace
at Travels through Gyarados actively seeks out and adds to
the conflict that is already happening in the world.
What truer love can be seen then that, I'm sorry.
Who is this person? That's replaced as a community.
I'm sorry, it's like his eyes rolled back in his head to it
was creepy. I know she started.
Twitching a little bit was weird.
Jana had to channel. Enter my inner kid, got redose
Channel, his inner chattering. Oh, there's a sloppy mouth to
some water. Okay, X is that the end of your
closing statement there mr. Curtis yes.
Yes. Alright.
Excellent job. You both did very, very well.
Yeah, you guys got 100. So I think you definitely I
think understood a lot about Gyarados and honestly We may
never know if Gyarados seeks out conflict solely to end it or if
it's seeks it out because just wants to get a part of that.
Actually, I just told you, I just told you the answer so I
miss mr. Curtis Holt and that's, that's
the thing about these debates. I don't decide who the winner is
that it's that's up for the students at home, to decide and
and right in who they think won the debate.
Oh please. Yes.
But very good job. Both of you 100/100 all around.
All right, so that doesn't it off for our lesson on Gyarados,
does anybody know who will be, who we will be talking about
next week? Give me a hint.
What type I stood just as why I already know.
Okay, you got this is why in there.
It's not just that you I again we will definitely be talking
about Rowlett before we talk about this as u.
I so maybe maybe should be saying Rowlett every week but I
can't remember if we've already done Rowlett or not, I've
already seen it so many times, is it Totodile?
Nope. Nope.
We're still in the Kanto region as we Early.
Oh, Totodile, isn't it from The Johto region?
Right? It is a another water type
Pokémon. Its water and ice, Vaporeon
Arctic fish. We already talked about this.
Arctic fish is the best one we have, okay?
It is Art. It's not our activists, but we
did mention this Pokemon in that same instructional video, but
you'll a press. Yes, I say Lapras Laporte, but I
can understand why you might say Lapras Gyarados with the show.
Yes, I see. Well, I think we'll find.
Find next week. When we see a Lapras that they
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