Hello there. Welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and joining me here today on this
wonderful day for this. Excellent lesson is, of course,
my teaching. Isn't it mr.
Curtis please. Say hello to everybody, mr.
Curtis oh well, yes yes. Yep, Professor I'm here.
Mmm. Yeah, exactly.
What you said that's that is exactly right.
Thank you Professor. You don't even know what I said.
You don't even know the words that I said I know exactly what
you said my teaching. Assistant Curtis.
That's it. Mr. Curtis pretty spot on.
I mean that is the same thing that I say every single time
it's the way you said, I heard every word, you said really.
Makes me suspicious. So what her not?
You heard everything I said Professor, I would never lie.
Well, you know what? Well, we'll investigate that
later. But for now I should, of course,
introduce my student because what is a classroom without a
class, right? So of course, I have four walls
and a roof and my right, and the couple of desks and a Pokemon
every so often, that's not a class.
No. But luckily, for me, I do have a
class and it is in the form of a single 10 year, old student
named Corbin, say load everybody Corbin.
Hello Professor. Did you just were you sleeping
on the job? Just now, very professional.
I've been listen. I've been having some like
issues with my sleep schedule recently.
I've been, I've been falling asleep when I haven't meant to
and that means I have to stay up late to catch up on all the
work, the rest assured. Rest assured, I am fully
prepared for class today. I have all have all my lessons
right here. I just zoom out just a little
bit. Exhaust, I haven't haven't slept
since yesterday. Because okay, that's, that's
wrong. Yeah, don't worry, Professor,
just give it to me. I'll do all your work for you.
You know what? I don't think we're ready to
have. I would have to correct their
gouge, my own eyeballs out actually.
Yeah. I don't think we need to have
that yet. I don't know this.
This this all is all clock is still ticking over here, so I
can so I can still do my job. Whatever.
Now I'm here to help you. So does anybody know what
Pokémon were talking about today?
I'll give you a hint. It Is related to my sleep
issues. Oh, Curtis mr.
Curtis do you have any idea? Come on.
Yeah, it is. In fact, you okay, are you okay?
Yeah, we're talking about today, correct?
Incorrect. Pokemon though, got it, got it.
I know it. Because yes Corbin.
Yes, I wrote. An essay on today is Pokemon
course. It was all tore.
I gotta wait this Vault or bright?
No, it's not. It try.
Try a different sphere shaped Pokemon but I I wrote my ha ha
good one good one Corvin I wrote my essay on shit.
Who was it? Oh wait no no I forgot.
Okay, you know, I got got my back of paper.
I'm good Jigglypuff. Yes wait.
We possibly get this straight. So you you you wrote a paper on
Voltorb, right? Because that's what you thought
this time it was but you were like, hmm.
Instead of contacting the professor through his Gengar
mail which is of course WWL Pokemon at gmail.com.
I should instead of contacting him and asking I should just
also write a backup paper on another Pokemon that it might
be. Well, here's the thing Vault or
was what I thought the assignment was and then I kind
of just wrote an essay also on Jigglypuff because I Felt like
it. So what lat that's kind of
convenient that I just happened to be Jigglypuff today.
You're like, you're, like writing about V om, you're like,
man. I wonder how other spherical
Pokemon. Just let that sink.
That's literally the exact thought that I had.
That a robot Jigglypuff at the stars have aligned.
This is beautiful. Yep.
Glad I came prepared. I wrote two essays.
I'll save the Voltorb 14 when we get there.
And how many weeks? I'm just gonna go ahead and
write that down now. So I remember when the time
comes, you are supposed to give me an essay on vault.
I already got the work done, so Oh, it's good.
Good, I'm glad you. It's I'm glad you Corbin have
the work done already. I do.
Fine. Good.
I'm so happy about how happy everyone is in this classroom
right now and all. And just like that.
I'm unhappy again hearing hearing your voice.
That's not rude. All right.
Who wants to see the Pokémon that has brought me so many, so
much trouble. I want to see a puff puff.
Let me see. Okay, so let's go ahead and put
on. On you might want to put on your
earmuffs for this because Jigglypuff is known for using.
It's a lullaby to make people fall asleep.
So here here have some earmuffs. Oh, thank you.
Thank you. All right, those on.
Okay, so let's go ahead and pull the the Jigglypuff out.
Here she is. Look at this puppy poo.
Poo, poo. Poo.
What are you, what? What are you saying?
I look at this little puppy poop.
Hey, I can't be, I can't hear you.
Okay, look at this beautiful puffy pupusas.
IAB Professor. He said it's a pufn pufn.
Pufn, pufn be little girl. It's a puffin, he loves know who
say that happen. I didn't say that so often
that's Like a horrible way to write these headphones.
I need to take, take that phones off.
Yeah, these are mouths off to these.
What do you say? Take these Curtis laughs off.
We can't hurt each other, please.
Let's slack. My pant.
Okay, I got you. All right, take it.
Take his earmuffs off Corbin. I got.
I think so. So all right.
What do you what can you tell me about this?
Are you good? You'll get your butt to like
fall asleep is as I bet. Ya eyes on the Jigglypuff.
You here some where to go nobody here in the VIP but jiggly
What time is it? Where am I?
What? Oh, my God.
No, it happened again. Okay, everybody everybody wake
up. Wake up.
Curtis my God.
No had come out. Okay, no, all right, back up.
Get ahold of yourself, huh? Geez.
Okay wait. He's having a dream about his
dad. What happened?
Get over here? What's wrong.
What's what happened? Who fell asleep in class
Confessor dirty. How long?
How long. How long were we asleep?
Mr. Curtis, you check your watch.
Oh, looks like it's been four hours.
Hey! Oh, look at mr.
Curtis as face. Thank you.
I've been working on growing it out recently.
I mean, you know just just trying to fill know or is there
Curtis here? Look, I got a mirror.
Look, I got a mirror to makeup mirror.
My mom gave me Look, oh wow. Look, it's really coming along.
It's really coming. Along isn't now Hills of the
Jigglypuff Drew on your face. You dumb idiot.
And I was I'm so disappointed. I really won't.
Wait, wait Corbin I think I just saw like a little bit like under
the like nape of your of your shirt hole and pull up the back
of your shirt real quick. You can't ask me that, I'm just
do it right now. Okay.
Fine here. What's the problem?
What do you see? Oh my God, see anything, it's
true that I could take a nasty. A back tattoo on your back he's
like a it's like a it's like a gear goes eating a Charizard and
they're about to be attacked riding on a steel it yeah, yeah,
it's dude, it's insane shit. I might see if I get this
permanently done. That's right.
Would although I wouldn't yet because you're only ten so 011,
but it's it looks dude. It looks hard as hell.
You look, you look like what is that on your arm?
Roll up your sleeves there. Hello, okay.
I mean I didn't see it before but now that you say something,
yes, I do see. Something on my arm, what?
Oh, that's just a rash. No, no, he did draw nearer.
She draw anything on you or not, but on the other arm.
Oh, wow, no, no, that's just a rule.
I always drilling, 10 my drawing.
That's a shame. Hey we're the Jigglypuff.
Go are we allowed to have Pokemon just running the school
that aren't my chokes pooping everywhere?
Well I mean we have like you know, we have Gary the the
Shroomish shoot ends of the field or the the The fields The
Gardens and does the lady, have a landscaping and then we have
the Chauncey in the nurse's office.
So you know, one one more Pokemon to the mix.
I don't think that's that bad. I am upset that we lost about
four hours of our day though. So, you know, we should probably
should probably get to right left.
Okay? You're okay with your
Jigglypuff, just wander around the school.
I mean, the Chauncey and the Shroomish, Gary, the Shroomish.
They're on the payroll. Like, you just have a wild
Pokémon just roaming through the school now, you're not.
Catch it. Well you know what know what
comes first Corbin. What knowledge knowledge comes
first, that's fair. Okay?
So we will have this lesson and then we'll go catch the
Jigglypuff. I'll catch it as a trainer.
Ha ha, right? I'm not legally allowed to let
you use pokeballs. So I'm sorry, you haven't gone
to the Pokeball training course, which is another.
Right? That's really just remembered
every year. How many minutes did you bring
to class today? How many what did I bring
necessary given that It and have net.
No. But I can make one for you in a
little bit. All right, I just so wait.
I just so we can eat some of this jerky Curtis.
Wait, you're telling me that you came to class with no net but
you'll be leaving with a net. Meaning that in total, it's
going to be a net positive. That's good.
What? I, that's not.
What's what's I eat some jerky, get some more protein in my
system. I'll be able to get you out and
work on that during class. Then once the class is over,
we'll go catch that. Jigglypuff, you know what?
I'm not even going to I said subject?
Yes, let's go ahead and read the Pokedex entries about
Jigglypuff. All right, starting of course in
the Kanto region when it's huge eyes.
Light up. It sings A mysteriously soothing
Melody that lulls its enemies to sleep.
Can you believe it guys? Well Professor because I was
like it's possible. Yes that we're going to find
that that is a very ma. Of course we learned firsthand
that that is Is, you know, a very important feature about
Jigglypuff and that they are very, very capable singers and
they most commonly used that ability to make their enemies
fall asleep. Yes.
Okay. Let's keep reading using its
alluring eyes to and Rapture. Its foes then sings of pleasing
Melody that LOLs the foe to sleep.
Yes, like a barmaid. That's that's a that's a weird
comparison. Wait.
No wait not at all like a mermaid.
Well okay, I mean one you should never go to a bar.
You're far too young to I mean, maybe alluring eyes but a
pleasing City. That loves the photo sleep.
You don't want your bar patrons to fall asleep.
You want them to be awake buying beer.
Well, it's right. Do you run a bar?
That's a shit. That's a good point.
I don't run a bar. Check and I am mate.
Wait wait. Wait, do you run a bar?
Are you a barmaid? You a barmaid Corbin one day.
That's the out of see. That was my second profession
next. Two Pokemon training are being a
gym leader is being a gym leaders.
The dream before that have to be Pokémon trainer.
And then my second favorite, my second favorite profession would
be definitely be a barmaid for sure.
Yeah, it will be a warm and although the whole training
thing doesn't work out, I might just leave the class and be a
mermaid and all this Pokemon knowledge is really going to
benefit you in that barmaid profession.
Help yeah. Maybe we'll see.
All right. Okay.
We have one more here from the Kanto region.
This last one says it mesmerizes with its large round eyes and
sings a soothing. Melody Pokemon hearing this song
fall asleep. Yeah, let me not just Pokemon
humans humans to, I don't know. Well, I mean that makes you
wonder are humans just Pokémon. I mean no, I don't think so.
I don't think so. You see, I think I think what
Separates a Pokémon from a non Pokemon, is its ability to learn
Hyper Beam. If you can't learn Hyper Beam,
you're not a Pokémon. Well, I've already, I've already
proven that I can make the sound.
So, can you make it one more time?
For me, we're like that, right? Never guess what never gets old.
That's hey, what did somebody did?
Did one of the chokes, use Hyper Beam in the hallway and it
sounds so real. I told you I was good at I told
I might be a Pokémon now. We make sure to never teach any
of the Pokemon working for the school.
Hyper Beam that is just far too much destructive power.
Yeah, that's right. Okay, moving on to the Johto
region. If it inflates to sing a lullaby
it can perform a longer and cause sure drowsiness and its
audience. Huh.
Nice. So it can inflate itself.
Yeah, that's mine. Yes.
That's exactly why we call Jigglypuff the balloon Pokémon.
Oh no. Because it likes Bluegrass.
No I know I think I remember a couple lessons ago.
Mr. Curtis you brought forth the theory that what?
Clefairy or? Yeah.
Clefairy was actually a hot air balloon.
Yes. I think you'll find that that is
much more likely about Jigglypuff and it's Evolution
Wigglytuff. Yes, I don't know.
Can it deflate and crawl in just cracks and crevices?
So people can't find it, neither.
And Clefairy also need your can hot air balloons.
How else can you explain the fairies?
Disappearance acts during the day?
They're good at hiding. They go into mountains or
people. Never go and deflate and crawl
it to crack. That is not an observable fact.
It's also not a thing that hot air balloons do so I don't know
but we're bringing it up, please continue yes I would love to all
right looking into its cute round, eyes causes it to sing a
Relaxing, Melody and deucing its enemies to sleep.
So it seems weird. I don't think, I don't think
it's necessary to look into its eyes to initiate that relaxing
Melody. Yeah.
We didn't even see it when it put us to sleep was like, hiding
in the vent or something. Yeah, but I guess this is saying
that, if you do look into its eyes, it's gonna it's gonna
start, you know, Belton out some sweet tunes.
And No, we can't. We can't know.
We can't can't do that. They're gonna they're gonna
copyright strike. Our or glass here.
Oh sorry. Do you yeah?
What what the fuck did you just suppose that?
I was just trying to do some vocalization?
That would be right. That Jigglypuff really don't
really know. Okay.
Century here says it rolls. It's cute eyes as it sings a
soothing lullaby. So rolling, your eyes isn't like
a isn't like a cute thing. It's like a fine kind of like,
it's like, oh, I'll sing fine. I'll see ya, right?
Like it's kind of shows, apathy or like sarcasm, right?
Jigglypuff gonna have that in common because I don't roll my
eyes when I sing. I usually cross them.
Yeah, my eyes. Like my eye is like roll back
into. My skull.
Like I'm that is so creepy. Please don't sing or Define our
great singer. Have a great sleep - just sort
of glaze over like Marbles and he doesn't blink once while he's
singing. Oh, he doesn't really play much
normal. Yeah, I don't really believe
much normally. Yeah, definitely, definitely not
while I'm singing. Okay, let's move on to the Hoenn
region. All right I think that there is
some like there's there's some very interesting Formation here.
So, so take take note of this. I'm taking note, I got it right
here, got a pencil, I hope I mean you should be thinking
note, like the whole time but I'm saving taking note the whole
time, okay? Taking notes, you got me.
All right, I should have pluralized my words.
She's one of my an English. Professor know I'm a Pokemon
professor. Okay.
Jigglypuff's vocal cords can freely adjust.
The wavelength of its voice. Wow, this Pokemon uses this
ability to sing at precisely the right.
Right. Wavelength to make its foes most
drowsy. That's insane.
Yeah, really. Okay.
So that sounds almost like it's intentional Professor.
What? What make people fall asleep?
Yeah. Oh it's a bit silly to
facilitate. Some facility is to make people
fall asleep with its voice. So it's kind of like It's kind
of like perfectly evolved to do that.
Now, I'm going to, um, the next one.
Okay, maybe not the next one, but the not the next one, but
the one after is going to give you a little bit more
information on wavelengths. All right, so when we get there
we can talk a little bit more about it.
Alright, the next one says, when this Pokemon sings, it never
pauses to breathe if it is in a battle against an opponent, that
does not easily fall asleep. Jigglypuff, cannot, breathe.
And dangering, its life. That's that's pretty.
I mean that's what? What?
Pokemon be hard to put to sleep. I would say a Pokemon without
ears. I think everyone can hear.
I don't think like a Magnemite has ears.
I don't think a Voltorb has ears well, like, I think there's a
lot of Pokémon. The don't have your sure, they
can hear. I'm sure they have holes in
there. Yeah, I mean, I guess that they
all they all obey like trainer commands.
So in fact, you know what, and I think this next one is going to
show you that it's less about the ears and more about the
brain, right? Because this next one says
nothing can avoid falling. Hearing a Jigglypuff song, not
found nothing. Nothing.
Nothing out of. That rock right there.
It will fall asleep. If he hears a Jigglypuff.
That's right. Okay, it goes on to say the
sound waves of its singing voice match, the brain, waves of
someone in a deep sleep. Let's look a, let's dig into
this, let's dig into this for a second.
Okay. Okay.
So I did a little bit of extra research to kind of figure out,
you know what this means, like, on a physical.
Cole level. Okay, so brain route, brain
waves. Apparently I guess are a real
thing. It's kind of like just the
electric voltage is in your brain.
Kind of like varying sort of to a degree.
I don't have the best description of it because, you
know, I'm not a human Professor. I'm a Pokemon professor.
But the brain, the the brainwave frequency that humans generally
fall asleep is known as the Delta wave.
Now this wave is around 0.5. I have 24 Hertz.
Alright hmm. So that's its frequency.
That's the frequency of the wave.
Now this is into this is an interesting fact, the lowest
audible frequency a human can hear is 20 Hertz, right?
So if a Jigglypuff is singing to match the Delta brainwave, we
will not hear it. So what's the Delta?
Brain wave again the Delta brain wave is the brain.
Wave of a human that's in in deep Sleep.
Okay. Which is which is how low zero
would you say. It was what it's 0.5.
It's a range it's arranged, it's 0.5 24 Hertz.
So why would it need to reach that if we're already asleep to
keep us asleep? I don't know.
No, no, no. The way that it makes you fall
asleep. The way that it makes you fall
asleep, is it matches the brain wave of someone in a deep sleep?
Okay, yeah. So maybe Be the regular song is
just to keep us like close by and in the room and the
Jigglypuff can play both tones. At the same time, the deeper
one, we can't hear and the other one that we're listening to and
that's what puts us in a deep sleep.
Maybe I mean there's nothing here.
That mentions that a Jigglypuff can achieve two wavelengths at
the same time so I we have no president say that but if We can
hear it, and it's also putting us asleep.
Then therefore it must have two different wavelengths going on
the same time, right? Yeah.
Rise. We're going to be able to hear
it. Yeah.
We'll be able to hear it at all. Yeah, good point.
So yeah. Interesting fact, Julie Puffs, I
can, would have to be able to sing to at least two
wavelengths. And also, it's kind of weird
because they're like, yeah, like they both have like, like they
both our way. It was right, and they both
involve frequency, but a sound wave is different from like an
electric oscillation oscillation in your brain like they're not
the same kind of physical phenomena, so I'm not.
I'm not really sure if them syncing up would have an effect,
right? I'm not really sure.
You know, if it would matter how I know is, all I know is that
Jigglypuff is way to affect what we can say.
Is that it works, whatever. Is it weren't it works.
Okay, the next one here from the whole reason says it captivates
foes with its huge round eyes. Then allows them to sleep by
saying soothing Melody. We haven't read that one.
It sounds like we have because it's very similar to all the
other ones but it's just slightly different.
Alright that does it for the Hoenn region.
Let's move on to the Sinnoh region when it's okay.
Wouldn't waivers? It's a big round eyes.
It begins singing a lullaby. That makes everyone drowsy what
What do you think? Noah could evolve everybody into
a drowsy? That's crazy.
Wait, what? It could evolve everybody into a
drowsy? It makes everyone.
How lousy that's insane. No sleepy.
Not as in like oh what are you say that I do every time I say
drowsy I have to say not the Pokémon.
Well yeah, that'd be helpful. Thanks.
Okay. I will from now on I think my
skin was starting to lose a little yellow but I guess Curtis
guess that's. I think Yeah, sick I think it's
probably sleeping and then in a fucking house with a bunch of
spinner acts as probably. The problem is probably not but
maybe like some kind of liver disease.
I would think you might want to get that looked at maybe or
maybe you're just eating too many yellow.
I have been into a yellow. Paw often kick recently.
Aren't they not supposed to be yellow?
They're supposed to be like white, right?
No, no, no. You can make a pop in any color.
Depends on what Barry's you use. Obviously.
That's right. Well, I think you got some bad
berries. Are mr.
Curtis Okay, so it doesn't waivers it's big round eyes, I
need but what is what is wavering eyes look like?
What do you guys? How would you describe that to
me rapid movement from side to side with its high?
It's like whatever. Like it just like horrifying,
that's a horrifying thing that you just told me Corbin.
Well that's how is probably, what does this picture I was
picturing ripple effect. That's what I was picturing to
which is also kind of cure, is kind of weird.
Like to imagine how they can do that.
Or maybe it's like when it's is wavering it.
It's like somebody, who's about to start crying that kind of
weight. Well, like tearing up, maybe
like, you know, like your eyes, your eyes start to like, like,
shake a little bit like twitch a little bit and then you start
going for waivers like mr. Curtis his eyes when he
realizes. He hasn't blinked in a while.
Oh, yeah. Now they do wiggle a little bit.
Yeah, I'm supposed to do that. Yeah, I mean, oh yeah, my eyes
hurt. I should bleep more.
Yeah, you should do that. Please.
I think shaking side to side. Personally, you think you think
very quickly shaking from very quickly shaking side to side?
Yes, okay like it like it's suspicious of everything around
it. Sure hold on.
Okay. All right.
Let's move on to the you know region there is actually one
here from the never region that we haven't read before.
Okay. Looking into it's cute.
Round eyes makes it start singing a song so pleasant
listeners. Can't help but fall asleep.
Oh wow. So even just looking at it
they're just like you You want to hear a song baby girl, then
I'll just start going. Yes, I mean, we learned before I
think in the Johto region that looking into its eyes, it's kind
of like a Surefire way to make it start singing.
Yeah, this one was kind of like it's just it's just a it.
This one gave us the information that it's a pleasant song.
It's not like, it's not like a horrible terrifying, noise.
That like put you to sleep. It's like a really nice song
that lulls you into a nicely, right?
I don't know. I mean, you should know we heard
it speak for yourself. Any, any sound that Voluntarily
puts makes me unconscious is pretty horrified.
I mean I guess I mean it is what like sounds nice.
Like it's like a sweet tune. Like you know can really croon
it. What was that mean?
I think you know like a swinging kind of thing.
Oh you know my honey. Yeah I got time.
No, not quite more like more like jazz.
Oh okay. Yeah, smooth jazz.
Smooth jazz like like That was yeah I would say that.
That is a prime example of crooning it.
Now Curtis mr. Curtis just beefing does not
crooning it beep. Oh come on Professor I was
trying real hard, mr. Curtis please.
You sound like a life support system at a hospital.
That's enough dude. Wait, that's my favorite song.
I think it's called beep. She's right?
Oh Professor. Don't worry.
I'll I got a couple more verses where you?
How does it going? Crap?
I can't. What is the next part?
Sound like mr. Curtis beep.
Oh yeah, I remember now. All right.
That's the beauty. I'm not saying it I'm saying.
Okay. Alright.
Okay. That does it for their nature
tonight? Outside your window down?
That's weird. I never gave you my address.
I mean I've been there just It's never inside God.
I don't like that. It's well time to move again.
Okay? Alright, that does it for the,
you know, region and there's also nothing for the Kalos
region, but hey, there is some stuff for the Ole.
Ola region, another variant, perhaps, no, there's no very
unfair. Should I call Professor Paul?
No, it's all the same world worldwide.
Kind of. Oh, they're a little I'll
explain in a second. It they do.
You will be able to tell where Jigglypuff is from.
Yeah, very easily. Yeah.
And it says Jigglypuff near
like, what? And it's like, Jiggly Puff.
You're like, I don't speak Jigglypuff and then it says
Jigglypuff and you're like, oh from the Kanto region, right?
Of course. Okay, so the first LOL entry
says it hugely inflates, its stomach and sings A mysterious
Melody. If you hear this melody, you
I'll become sleepy right away. Well nice.
Yeah, next one says, Jigglypuff possesses a vocal range that
exceeds 12 octaves. Wow.
But each individual singing skill depends on its own effort,
like only sing at 10. That's the one that's one more
than, yeah, then the knee, I think 11.
Okay. This isn't a contest mr.
Curtis, I just said 10, the you had to come and I know 11.
I know. That's why.
I was like, this is just gonna sound like, I'm trying to one-up
Corbin, it's an, but I was already usually are.
Yeah. All right, let's all right.
Both of you go, let's hear your octaves right now.
Well, you want to go? Yeah.
You listen, you, you're the ones that brought this forward.
You're the ones that if you let us put your money where your
mouth is. If you can't take the heat, stay
out of the kitchen. Let's hear curse.
Your first, let's hear all 11 octaves, you got.
Come on. You're just powering up.
What is that? Oh yeah, I'm not sure that that
was 12:00 is. Alright or 11?
Octaves, okay, corporate, let's let's hear your 11.
The, the other, like sixer, like, outside of the realm of
your bill. Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. It was far too far too high
pitch. Okay.
I got you. I got you.
Look at that.
What's up? What sort of those pipes, baby,
that's not a like night vision goggles turning on well that was
beautiful or Gimli during or bar mating just work out for you.
Maybe a singer is as a guy can sing as a barmaid or a gym
leader, though? You know, my temples everywhere.
Can't kantos first singing gym leader.
Happens. Gotta be 15.
Yeah, I know every region needs a singing gym leader.
I mean, yeah, we haven't gotten ours yet.
Okay, the next one says, recordings of Jigglypuff's
strange. Lullabies can be purchased from
department stores. These CDs can be found near the
bedding area. The bedding.
Have been make sense? Yeah.
Where they put things to bed, which is what it sounds like,
okay. Alright.
The next Next one. So I always found to display
next to my favorite. You know, brand of straw, bale
of straw bail. That's right.
This abetting I use. Do you guys not used to guys?
No, no, I use. I use wood glue for kind of is
what I use. Right.
Very good. Right.
Yeah, I used to, I have my pillow, I don't know my beds
made out of my pillows. Are made out of fluffy wool.
It's okay. Okay not like not like Pidgey
feathers or no. No I don't like the little I
don't like getting pricked by those little ends of the
feathers. Doesn't feel too good.
I like the wool better personally.
Yeah no I get it. I know I do feel like the
feathers kind of get a little bit more support.
Well, you know what and it's not really like the heart.
It's like the down the down this kind of link on the inside of
the it's it whatever it's fine. OK if I call up I've heard
pelipper is got some good. Good, some good.
Good pillows. Yeah, Oprah's make good pillows.
Hey, Oliver's make good pillows. You heard it here first folks.
Hey, I've heard that I haven't tested it out yet though.
Well, you know, once you're a full-fledged Pokemon trainer,
you can go to the Hoenn region. I will catch up pelipper and I
will lay on it. Local trainer today was mauled
alive by by an angry. Pelipper, is he trying to sleep
on it lepers? Not gonna Maul me.
It's on Ursaring. It's got a beak.
It's not going to oo Ursaring for now.
That's now that's a blanket, right?
So warm but you have to kill it to get the I know you don't.
You can skin it. But keep he'll just shave it.
Oh yeah. So just looks like a man.
Yeah, cheering. That's what I meant.
Okay. Yeah she have to do is find The
nursing the least skin it you just rise gonna I don't recall
what you have to do is find everything that lives in like a
warmer climate climate like a Lola.
And then they just kind of shed all their fur off.
I don't think there are no Lola bro like so I don't know.
You only call Professor Palmer? No don't call him, don't call
him. I'm reading this next entry
here. Alright you do that.
You did don't, don't you dare, you put that phone away right
now, call it I put my doing it. Good Okay, go ahead.
The songs, they sing are totally different depending on the
region. They live in some even sound
like they're shouting. Oh God.
Yeah, so yeah, maybe region. Do you suppose The Jig?
I wrote an essay on it? I know, I know.
Okay, I know I wrote an essay on that.
Let's not speculate on it until after we hear.
All right. Corbin's sa all right to hear
from the gal, our region. They don't apparently these
Aren't on the main you know body of gal are but they are in the
island known as the Isle of armor so they have spoken accent
reform. Jiggly puff has top-notch lung
capacity. Even by comparison to other
Pokemon. It won't stop singing.
It's lullabies until its foes fall asleep.
Yep. Yeah.
So he can learn before that, you know, it won't like it doesn't
breathe like while it's singing and said and now we know that
Will continuously sing until its opponent falls asleep, right?
It doesn't stop until it's a beautiful, it's resilient man.
It's determined. I like yeah, I think said Can
endanger their life definitely. Yeah it could.
It could like yeah, I could die. Okay, the last one here says my
freely changing. The wavelength of its voice
Jigglypuff. Sings A mysterious Melody to
sure to make any listener sleepy.
All right and we got now. All right to UNI Like, Pokedex
entries here. The first one comes to us from
ashes Pokedex it says Jigglypuff a balloon Pokémon.
It has large friendly eyes and it sings a pleasant song.
Now, ashes Pokedex their neglected to mention that, that
Pleasant song will put you sleep.
Right. Put you right to come on, man.
That's pretty important. Yeah, that's kind of like a, I
mean, I feel like his Pokedex was kind of punking him or
something. Thank you, gue listen to them.
Well, isn't that wonderful Pleasant song?
Ash? Yeah, and ways.
Four hours of your life sleeping.
Yeah, all right. Next one, here comes to us from
Don's Pokedex it says Jigglypuff the balloon Pokemon when
Jigglypuff's big eyes began to quiver.
Everyone becomes sleepy as it sings a lullaby.
Oh cute. Yes.
Alright, I'll have information that we already had and that
does it for all the Pokedex entries.
So now now it's time for us to, you know, it's time for me to
kind of like, sit back. Take a load off and give a
Listen to Corbin's. Yeah, I'll say that he wrote for
us on Jigglypuff. I got it right here Professor.
You do, I'll be honest. You do a lot of work.
Reading other people's other people to that, they collected.
So I think it's time to sit back for you relax, and let me handle
this. So, I'm going to give a quick
summary of everything that we've learned about Jigglypuff and not
not V or today, right? Not know, Paul Drake Jigglypuff
today and they'll see, we got here.
Here's what I, here's an album or been several months.
Yes. Yes, in several months
Jigglypuff is a pink fur covered cake pop Pokemon.
It's not really edible but it might be if you're brave enough.
It's a big round ball. What cake?
It's not a cake. It looks like a cake pop I
guess. I guess that's it, huh?
Alright so one of my cousin's fourth birthday party.
We went there and they had literally it was all jiggly puff
cake pops. Beautiful.
All right? Yeah.
It was great.
That chocolate cake pops are continue.
Continue with your essay, okay. All right.
It's a big round ball with tiny arms.
With No hands or fingers and legs, and has a curly tuft of
fur between its two. Cutie ears.
Jigglypuff has unsettlingly unsettlingly that mean word.
Unsettlingly unsetting Lele, I can't see that.
I'm setting a setting Lila Jigglypuff has unsettlingly, are
you go, large Blue Eyes in a tiny mouth that packs a big
punch? Speaking of Jigglypuff's giant
you eyes, they will light up like a Christmas tree while it
sings. It sings in a trance has its
enemies and puts them to sleep to help but sing for longer
periods of time Jigglypuff, inflates itself, like a pink
furry balloon. Also, this thing or not only has
a set of pipes capable of adjusting wavelength frequency,
it will and singing at 12 octaves But it doesn't need to
pause for breath. Like, she just goes on forever.
No matter how tough or Juiced up.
You are, you can't resist the lullabies and produced up to no
matter how tough you think you are, Jigglypuff, is the queen of
ASMR. It's all of ice has gotten so
popular. That many department stores,
sell them to people with insomnia.
One of the best-selling Jigglypuff albums is titled.
Puff It Up featuring the hit tracks.
Big blue eyes, and pink like me. However, depending on which
region the Jigglypuff is from its Songs will vary some are
capable of screaming and our lead singers of metal bands in
the regions, like gal are The Advocates, say that's hearsay.
No, you don't have any proof for that.
I-i've, heard in the kids are region, Jigglypuff, loves to
hang near Mount Moon and Vibe out with the cool fairies.
Or it could be seen in Meadows and grassy Fields.
Singing Restless friends and foes to sleep, that's it.
Alright, I got I love it. I think you ended.
I think you ended your as a the same way.
Mr. Curtis did with That's it. That's it.
That's the teeth the one.
Okay. Yeah, very good.
There's some interesting. Interesting insights there.
I did did seem like you kind of want to eat a Jigglypuff.
I made these look really good, they look so good.
It's like me. They look really furry.
I don't want anything that's furry.
Well, I don't know me shave it then eat it, you know.
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's yeah. You know what?
You're right. You're right.
Hey, they don't have hands.
They have tiny little like well armed.
Chubs. Yeah, just knobs.
I don't know. I don't know if they're just
Nubs or long nipples. I don't know what they are, but
now the chicken. Okay.
Well, there's something else. All right, any comments there,
mr. Curtis any questions that you
have for Corbin on his essay? What flavor Jigglypuff pop is
your favor? Well, when I was again, my
cousin's fourth birthday party. I had I like the vanilla one
was, okay. But I also really, really Like
the fried pickles flavored cake pop.
I mean, the lat, you know, I like a default Jigglypuff,
right? Yes, when you when you puff them
up and you stick them on a stick.
No. Okay, they don't know.
They don't really taste like cake though.
Wait, that's kind of the problem.
No, Curtis. I was talking about cakes made
in the likeness of a Jigglypuff out.
Yeah, it's like when you tear you don't.
So you don't take Jigglypuff and turn them into a cake.
On a stick. God, no.
Do you? No, of course not.
No, not let this man near any Pokemon ever.
Like you never. Oh God.
Okay. All right.
Hey Corbin, excellent job. You get full marks for that
essay. I was very acute.
Brought me a lot of joy and wearing, that's what smells.
So, no quiz wrong. We have, of course, we have a
pop quiz, fuck? Can I cannot have a pop quiz.
What is was it professor? His class.
Come on. No, no.
I need to make sure you guys are, you know, learning all the
stuff that I'm teaching. You have to make sure you're
retaining the knowledge, and there's no better way to do
that, then a pop quiz. So go ahead and pull out your
your Rotom laptops. Put away your Pokedex has.
Yep. Make sure you got some pens and
pencils maybe a calculator. Definitely a calculator.
Totally. Oh no.
Yeah. All right.
So let's let's go ahead and get going here.
Let's do it. Let's get going.
Let's get started. Yes, let's pop it up.
Question number one, why have Jigglypuff's gained The
evolutionary trait of being able to inflate themselves?
What is beneficial about being able to inflate itself?
Okay, I have both of the answers in the question.
Of course, was why have Jigglypuff seen The evolutionary
trait of being able to inflate themselves?
A Corbin responded with so it can singer or a longer periods
of time. Spelt that think you're meant to
write sing for longer periods. I did I apologize.
Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
I understand what you're saying. It was a very mr.
Curtis asked answer, very, very well worded Corbin.
Thank you, I appreciate you. Thank you.
Well, let's take a look at mr. Curtis has answered before we
really, you know, take stock into that phrase, mr.
Curtis says, being able to inflate themselves, gives them
larger lung. Acity allowing it to sing longer
that. Yeah, I mean yeah, that was
actually pretty coherent there. Yeah, that was good.
Curtis excellent job. Thank you.
Yeah. Yeah.
You guys are both correct. It's so it can sing for longer
periods of time. All right?
Because again, we know that it doesn't take in breaths when
it's when it sings. Yeah.
It just it just belts it out. 11 long uninterrupted Melody?
No you can't. You can't do that.
No yeah sorry. Has to be songs that are in
public use. I'm sorry.
Fortunately, okay. Question number two, in addition
to its Melody. What other feature does
Jigglypuff use to Mesmerize? Its foes.
Are we where we have? Well, I'm both of the answers
are in. I need, I need to focus on.
We gotta get these. I got finished class early
today. I have to have to rely, really
need to catch up on sleep. All right, the question was, in
addition to its Melody. What other feature does
Jigglypuff used him as memorize, its foes Corbin.
Bonded with it in trances, foes with its wavering.
Big blue, beautiful eyes. Yes, I love the alliteration.
There Corbin, thank you, John. Thank you.
The triple B's. Curtis responded with jiggly
puff generally. Puff isn't is one word.
It's a that's wrong. That's an incorrect.
Spelling of the Pokemon. That's a wrong answer.
Professor, jiggly puff uses, its big gooey, ripply.
I you what the 22. Memorize along with its Melodies
nothing about getting no that's wrong.
Nothing about that made any logical sense and he misspoke
the Pokemons name in memorize is not the word, get it out, get
him out. All right.
But that is they say sing it using its big gooey, ripply.
I I get it. Dude.
That Ripley and memorize. No, that's not right.
It's wrong word spy. Hey are you said you said
singer? Instead of saying?
All right, that would have been correct.
But okay, but that's the same thing.
I'm still, but all right, full marks to both of you and not a
job. Whatever.
Correct answer was. Of course.
It's cute eyes rigged. All right, everybody listen up.
This is, this is gonna be a doozy.
Okay question. Number 3, Jigglypuff's can
change the wavelength of their voice to match the sleeping
brain, wave of a human. This would, of course, be the
Delta brain wave, which ranges between the frequencies of 0.5
24 Hertz. Now yes, using the now, we all
know that. Frequency is related to
wavelength via the velocity of the sound wave through the
medium, that's traveling through.
So yes. Using using the following
equation which is V, which is equal to the velocity which is
the velocity velocity is equal to frequency times, wavelength.
Tell me the range of wavelength a Jigglypuff, will sing in its
lullaby. Now the velocity of The speed of
sound in air is equal to 330 one meters per second and I got it.
I got it. Okay, so from Corbin, we have
his answer is okay. The question is what is the
range of wavelengths? A Jigglypuff will sing us a
lullaby in Corbin responded with a 662.
M to eighty two point seven five meters.
Curtis responded with 62 meters. You eighty two point seven five
meters. So you guys gave this is the
first time you've given me first time that you give me the same
answer in a mathematics. Question.
Wait, no mere Corbin. We're in this together Gordon.
Get off you stink, get off, get off.
Get off. Get off the answer.
The answer is 662. M. 280 2.75.
God is what mr. Curtis said 62 m.
You said yeah I think so. See to it.
He wrote he whips 662 OU eighty two point seven five mean you
said 62 okay? Do have.
Yeah might have no numbers going around.
Yo, rats, congratulations, we did it.
We did it. What?
Alright, guys, thanks for coming to class today.
If you enjoyed today's lesson, then leave us a review on do it
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No. No.
Right. For bonus bonus points here.
Bonus points here. I'm not gonna have you do any
math but knowing that the velocity of Sound waves in water
is different from those in are would usually puff sing the same
wavelengths as it would in air if it was singing underwater
this is just a yes or no. Yes or no.
Get does I'm just curious to see that's it.
That's it. That's a no.
Okay. Yes know both of you are
correct. It is a know I could I could go
more in depth on this button. I'm not we're done with math for
today. We're done with math.
Good. Good.
Okay, so so yeah, if you guys are like, all right, if I don't
want to fall asleep to a Jigglypuff, I'll just jump into
into the water and I won't hear it wrong incorrect.
It will change his wits. The wavelength of its voice and
will make you fall asleep under water, which is why I think,
honestly, I don't even think like things like ear muffs or
earplugs would even work because then it would just change, you
know, the wavelength to to pass through that Medium.
Yeah. Or the volume.
Well, Making sure that I am they shout?
Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.
Okay, question number 4 is the last one Jigglypuff will not
stop singing until it's faux falls asleep.
Why is this potentially bad for Jigglypuff Corbin responded
with? Because it doesn't take a breath
when it sings so it will sing until it no longer has air in
its lungs. This kills the Jigglypuff.
Yes. Good.
Good answer. It's rough.
Curtis responded with jiggly puff does not breathe while it's
things. So if The opponent resist
falling asleep. Jigglypuff is in danger of
running out of air. Yes.
Yes you are both correct. That's just that's just kind of
how I read. Okay.
Yeah. Hey you guys both got it
correct. Its it may pass out from lack of
oxygen because it just won't stop singing.
Hey, you guys will get 100% on this quiz and I got a banger sa
let's go. So let me go and a very good
class for you so very good. I say was an item here and you
just give me my Rangers license. And we'll be on our way.
I'm on cloud nine right now, so let's just let this up.
One good class doesn't outweigh. 38 horrible classes.
Okay. They weren't they weren't
horrible word, terribly poor poor performance, oh my God, I
don't know, there are 100's. Besides God, just really unfair,
honestly, I would say disappointing is a term that I
would use. I've talked with good grades
here and there. Yeah.
Every like every blue moon have one 100 last week too.
Who did you? I did, I did, I don't sound
right. I did nine tails.
I sure did anyways. Anyways, that does it for
today's lesson can either we guys tell me what Pokemon we're
going to be learning about next time.
Tough Wiggles hey talk, Wiggles kid.
Oh we're going in this world and in this world, you either wiggle
or get wiggled. All right, that's right.
That's life. Motto, wiggle tough, yes, close
enough Wigglytuff, which big puff puff boy.
Yes. Otherwise known as Big puff,
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