1 00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:10,330 Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon. 2 00:00:10,490 --> 00:00:13,650 My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending 3 00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:17,450 this lecture on Pokémon biology. Join me out. 4 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:22,090 Jesus man, did you guys see the books fall over? 5 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,410 Yeah, that was kind of startling. 6 00:00:23,770 --> 00:00:25,210 Yeah. That Mister Curtis was that, 7 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:28,040 Yeah. Oh, yeah, I just, I, I just 8 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,280 pulled on this little string right here and it knocked all 9 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,800 the stack of books over here. See. 10 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,520 Watch. Oh, oh, you did that? 11 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:36,520 That's crazy. I thought it was something else 12 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,120 that I'm sure we'll bring up later on in the lesson. 13 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:41,360 That's OK though. Mr. Curtis is joining me here in 14 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,480 the classroom today is our teacher, our teacher assistant. 15 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:45,800 Mr. Curtis, how are you? How are you today? 16 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,720 Spooky. Scary. 17 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,600 I don't what what why? What are you doing? 18 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,200 What is this? I'm, I'm, I got a, it's, it's 19 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:01,360 spooky, scary time, you know? No, it's, I'm pretty sure it's 20 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:05,239 class time, Mr. Curtis. But yeah, Halloween in a couple 21 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:06,840 days. Some people make me listen to 22 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:10,320 this on Halloween. You guys are the intro, right? 23 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,080 It's it's Pumpkaboo Day and it's. 24 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,440 Oh yeah, I guess that is the local term. 25 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,600 Here in Johto they call it the Pump Pump. 26 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:20,400 Kaboo day. What? 27 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:24,040 Do you guys, what do you guys think of my costume today? 28 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,920 Huh. No one, no one said anything 29 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,240 about it. I think it's cute. 30 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:31,440 Yeah, it's, you know, I wouldn't have got it's it's it's 31 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:35,400 interesting, Corbin, that you decided to go with a Mr. Mime 32 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,760 costume. I mean, well, I know it works 33 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,640 pretty well with kind of like just how you generally look your 34 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:44,920 your weird long game. Kind of low, kind of low effort 35 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,160 to be honest. I think. 36 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,560 You you really didn't have to do too much. 37 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,160 Glued some dodge balls onto your shoulders and and legs. 38 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,520 All right, listen, all right. This was Gordon's idea. 39 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,720 Originally. I was going to be dressed as 40 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,960 Gordon, who is the cadabra who dresses as a Mr. Rhyme. 41 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,960 So it was really just going to be layers and layers. 42 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,600 It was like costumes inside a costume. 43 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,600 So I was dressed as a cadabra. Then he ended which is dressed 44 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,400 as a Mr. Rhyme and then eventually just got too 45 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,360 complicated so we just said screw it. 46 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,080 So we just put me in a Mr. Mime outfit. 47 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,320 So here we are. It's not even Mr. Rhyme like, 48 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,880 it's just like. It's full mime, baby. 49 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:23,480 He's going full mime, Full mime. But yeah, that, that that's our 50 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,040 young trainer and training, Corbin. 51 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,400 Corbin, you've already talked 10. 52 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,960 Years old, happy to be here. Yeah, so as Mr. Curtis 53 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,400 mentioned, we are in the spooky season. 54 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:37,400 It's getting chilly out there. So, you know, the leaves are 55 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,560 falling off the trees. They're changing colors. 56 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,520 And guys, I love this time of year. 57 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,800 I got to be honest. It's so nice to, to, you know, 58 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,560 just just like cuddle up by a fire and like, you know, read a 59 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:51,480 good book before going to bed. Chestnuts roasting. 60 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,080 What's so, OK, I don't know if we've talked about this before, 61 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,320 but what's your what's your go to pumpka Boo day slash 62 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:04,200 Halloween like rituals? What do we guys do? 63 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:08,400 Corbin dresses up as a Mr. Mime kind of brings him back to his 64 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,360 heritage as. Well, it starts with a starts 65 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:15,240 with a crucifix and a little bit of go goat blood and I try to 66 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:18,880 summon the spirit of the gods to make Dawn love me. 67 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,320 I've. Been doing that in the last like 68 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,920 4, is that what happens? Yeah. 69 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:26,920 So you're telling me here in this lesson that you slaughter a 70 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:29,880 go goat is what you? Know that was a joke, professor. 71 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,440 That's what you that's what you, Corbin, do every year. 72 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:37,720 There is a ritual to to try and ask, you know, RCS to have Don 73 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,080 fall in love with me, but it is not. 74 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,400 There's no blood involved, at least not from a Pokémon. 75 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:42,160 OK, what? How? 76 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,040 OK, how's it going? Let's let's go through it. 77 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:44,960 I want to. I want to know. 78 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:45,960 Yeah, yeah. Break it. 79 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:49,000 Break that down. So first what I do is I lay down 80 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 completely flat on the ground, OK. 81 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,320 And I do have a picture of Don that I usually tape to the 82 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:59,080 ceiling and what usually happens now you're a very small. 83 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,200 Child. Well, before I use the latter, 84 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,840 but now I have Gordon the Cadabra addresses Mr. Rhyme to 85 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,400 do it. And So what he does is he 86 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:10,160 essentially spins me around. He like floats me a few inches 87 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,520 above the ground and he kind of spins me around in a circle as 88 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:17,720 I'm staring at that photo. And yeah, I just start chanting 89 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:21,480 some archaic stuff and and just try to hope for the best. 90 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,760 And then I usually call her up and see if she'll answer the the 91 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,520 phone, but it usually just goes straight to voicemail because 92 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:31,400 she's blocked my number so. And do you and real quick, did 93 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,960 you think you're going to get away from this conversation 94 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,080 without doing some of the the chants that you do Corbin, 95 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:38,560 because. It's. 96 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,680 Pretty crazy. It's pretty crazy to think that 97 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,720 you were you were going to say that and I wouldn't ask you to 98 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,680 tell to say some of them. I'm not allowed to listen. 99 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,320 It's a it's just, it's a little intimate thing that Gordon and I 100 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,760 do together. He gets really excited to do it 101 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,440 because he gets to watch me spin around and get sick. 102 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,760 But listen, we don't have to do all the archaic chants right 103 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:57,360 now. It's fine. 104 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,760 It's just made-up words. It's just made-up words. 105 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,800 All right, Mr. Curtis, Mr. Curtis, stuff like that, You 106 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,080 know what I mean? A little bit of that little. 107 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is fully made-up. 108 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,520 Should not be. Not yeah, I'm glad. 109 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,280 I thought you were going to start rapping for a second, 110 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,920 Corbin. I'm glad you didn't. 111 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,480 Know I'll save that for the voicemails. 112 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,160 Mr. Curtis, what are what are your? 113 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:22,440 What are your, what are your go to, you know, fall, autumn, 114 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,480 Halloween, potentially rituals that you like to do? 115 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:29,320 Well, of course I always start today by getting up and feeding 116 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:35,600 my spin racks and making a sacrifice to the to the night 117 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,280 Mother. But like, that's not really a 118 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:40,400 false. Thing is that a go go are you, 119 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,440 are you you both killing go goats. 120 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:44,520 No, no one's killing anything. Well, I'm not. 121 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:48,880 No, no, no, no, that that's just usually it's a a a sacrifice of 122 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:53,160 like some spinner act jerky or some like, you know, really 123 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:57,640 elaborate webbing structure that I made the night previously that 124 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:00,200 then I then burn on an altar to the night mother. 125 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,000 But that's like that's every day. 126 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:04,880 That's but that's really like every day I don't just do that 127 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,880 like for the fall. OK, Yeah. 128 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,880 So that wasn't the question then? 129 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,480 But like I. Want a Pumpkaboo spice latte 130 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,720 right now? Yeah. 131 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:20,240 Oh yeah. Honestly, I like an an apple in 132 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,920 cinnamon cider. Cider. 133 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good. That's pretty good. 134 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,520 And you get that from the The Star Saws book down the street 135 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,840 or? Actually, no. 136 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:34,640 Cuz I cuz everybody loves their apple in cider. 137 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,240 I mean, I listen. Star Sawsbuck is fine. 138 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,680 I'm usually a Dunsparskin doughnuts kind of guy. 139 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,520 They have great doughnuts. Great doughnuts, all handmade by 140 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,040 a Dunsparse. But what about their Apple 141 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,720 insider? They don't really have that 142 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,160 there. At Dunsparse skin they don't 143 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,560 have that. Yeah, it is Dunsparse skin 144 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,640 doughnuts, obviously. So I guess they wouldn't really 145 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,000 do. It that's actually one of the 146 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,920 chance that I use it sounds like 1, doesn't it? 147 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,280 Dunsparse skin. Dunsparse Skin, but yeah. 148 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,400 OK, well I guess since nobody asks, I'll say mine. 149 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,400 So my let's. Hear yours, you say? 150 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,520 You cuddle. Cuddle up by the fire, Have some 151 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:08,720 s'mores. You go camping. 152 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,840 What? Is the one thing that I like to 153 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:16,560 do, you know, I try to do every day and in fall is I try to Mr. 154 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,640 Curtis with the books again. Stop. 155 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,560 Oh no, no, no. My my books. 156 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,600 See, my books are hooked up over here if I. 157 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,320 Wait, then how did those books fall down? 158 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:30,680 Oh, that, That wasn't me. Ohh my gosh. 159 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:36,640 Ohh I thought that was her. Lil Boo, I forgot that the 160 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:40,720 school decided that we'll let Lil Boo roam the class to kind 161 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,280 of, you know, answer favorite Halloween spirit. 162 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,880 Yeah. Oh, Lil Boo. 163 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,360 Thanks for scaring us again, Lil Boo. 164 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:47,560 Oh, hi. Hi, Lil. 165 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,760 Oh, she's laughing. She thought it was so funny. 166 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,200 Are we learning about Mischievous again? 167 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,360 Is that today's Pokémon? No, we're not learning about 168 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,840 mischievous, but you know, I, we might, we might get a little, a 169 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,160 little bit, a little bit a little Boo running around a 170 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:05,880 little bit, a little Boo has been untethered, Unchained from 171 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:09,400 the decrepit classroom out out in the in the in the yard. 172 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,160 But yeah, so cuz so she can roam the halls. 173 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,360 So we might see her once or twice in the lesson. 174 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,800 Hopefully not too much. Cuz again, I'm trying to teach a 175 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,720 lesson here. But no, we are, we're not 176 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:23,320 learning about Mr. Mr. Vist. But Corbin, thank you. 177 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,480 I need to get back on track. I just, I just love the fall 178 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,680 season so much. Oh, I do too. 179 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,640 We are learning about a Pokémon today. 180 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,560 Does anybody know who that Pokémon is? 181 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,600 Is it a decision? Why Professor? 182 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,880 No, Play the laugh track, Porsche play the laugh track and 183 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,240 put a part sound effect behind it. 184 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,520 Nice, nice. Nice, that's how I feel about 185 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,400 this. The July joke at this. 186 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,800 It's a Turk twig. It's not Turk Twig, no, no, no. 187 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,400 It's not grass type. It's actually a normal type 188 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,840 Pokémon and it is, and you're not gonna believe this. 189 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:56,280 It's a JoJo Pokémon. It's a Pokémon that was that is 190 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,200 native to the JoJo region. Really. 191 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,360 Corpus. No, I think that's that's a 192 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,200 water type, isn't it? I don't know. 193 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,240 You tell me. You're the professor. 194 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,880 It normal. Type normal type Normal type. 195 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,400 It is go, go, OK. Johto region here, guys. 196 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,440 Johto region. I mean, I guess I don't know why 197 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,320 I'm expecting you guys to know. The the list is running pretty 198 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,040 low. I know there's, there's been 199 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,360 some we've, we've pretty much talked about all the JoJo 200 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,040 Pokémon at this point. Give me a hint. 201 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:25,040 Wait, isn't Gogo a grass type? I think it's grass and normal, I 202 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,640 believe. I don't, I don't you, you know 203 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,720 me. I don't like the the typing 204 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,680 system, but I'm pretty sure. Grandpa, we hear it. 205 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:34,320 Oh, we don't do that typing around here. 206 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,760 We. No, what do you mean this said 207 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,960 No, no, no, I'm, I'm new. I'm like a new thinking here, 208 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:41,440 right? The, the, the, the, the typing 209 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,800 system has been used for decades. 210 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:48,120 For for hundreds, hundreds of years, even hundreds. 211 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,040 Yeah, thousands, maybe. I don't know. 212 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,120 Yeah. Like half of Mr. Curtis's 213 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,800 lifespan. Yeah, like I'm I'm here sitting 214 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:59,120 on the new I'm the this is, this is a brand new way of thinking. 215 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:03,600 I say egg groups not types cause types don't make any sense. 216 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,720 Yeah, they just don't. Anyways. 217 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,240 OK, I'm going to say we are learning about Mill Tank today. 218 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,720 Yeah, we know the. Perfect. 219 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,560 Some would say the perfect Halloween Pokémon. 220 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,760 Yeah, it's terrifying how awesome it is. 221 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,960 Yeah, scary. Corbin, have you seen a mill 222 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,360 tank? I'd be very surprised if you 223 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,480 haven't. They're kind of all over the 224 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,480 place here. Region. 225 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:32,160 I mean, yeah, when we in our travels, I've seen some of the 226 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,600 farms, There's One North of God. What is it? 227 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,160 Violet City? No, the one that's on the coast 228 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,960 with the lighthouse with the sick Amphoros that gets sick all 229 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:44,880 the time. Cinnabar. 230 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,480 No, it's. It's here in Joto. 231 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,320 It's anyways. There's a sorry, there's a 232 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,840 former man. It's Olivine. 233 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,600 Olivine Yeah, there's, there's a, there's a farm up around 234 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,080 there that we, we've, we've passed through a couple times on 235 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,680 some of our field trips. So that's the only time, but 236 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:00,400 I've never seen one up close. I've wanted to though. 237 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:05,520 OK, well you're gonna see 1 today, so yeah, I have. 238 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,160 Of course I have a mill tank. And Mr. Curtis, we all know 239 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,640 you've seen a mill tank before. Right of course, right of 240 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,040 course. Many a times, Really. 241 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,560 All right, so let's go ahead. Let's take a look at Mill Tank 242 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:21,320 here. Oh, I could see why you you had 243 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,360 to. You had to grunt for that 244 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,920 Pokeball. This is a big Pokémon. 245 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,120 I'm just I'm just not very strong. 246 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,680 Pokeball does not it's not the weight of the Pokeball is not 247 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,120 tied to the weight of the Pokémon at all. 248 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,320 Cuz Jesus. How would people like how do 249 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,720 people throw out a steel eggs? Corbin, use your brain for 250 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,200 God's. Sakes. 251 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,640 Oh yeah, sorry. Well, I mean, this is, this is 252 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,040 very cute Pokémon Miltank. She's very pretty. 253 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:47,480 She's it feels like I, I, she should be wearing clothes. 254 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,760 I feel like it's just invasion. I feel like I shouldn't be 255 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,840 looking at her. Yeah, I I can't, I have Miltank 256 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,200 fashion hasn't, you know, become a thing. 257 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,000 Like, yeah, let's let's cover some of that up. 258 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,080 But that's. Some of this stuff. 259 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:04,280 Doesn't need to be out, do you? Have can you take off one of 260 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,400 your trench coats and put that on? 261 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,520 Oh yeah, you can see my I don't. Know if it's weird for me to 262 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,920 look at the the utter or look at the eyes of the? 263 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,800 Eyes. Eyes, eye contact. 264 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,320 Is this OK? OK, this is better. 265 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,000 All right, I I keep glancing down. 266 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,880 I'll. Drink my trench coat around 267 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,400 around the. Well, now, hold on, hold on. 268 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,280 I because because I think, I think we should do, I think we 269 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,600 should do some kind of like a little experiment here, Corbin. 270 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:32,120 But first, Corbin, I want you to describe melting, please. 271 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:37,400 OK, so it is big. Well, I mean it's kind of 272 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,480 rotund. It's not very tall, but it's 273 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,320 pink mostly. It does have a cream belly with. 274 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,840 Well, it's it's an utter Corbett, is what it. 275 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:52,080 Is it's got 4 elongated nipples. OK, let's just call what it is. 276 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,960 It's got nipples. And Porsche a bad word, you 277 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,480 bleep that can you? Nipples is not a bad word. 278 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,920 We're not going to. I'm not going to have Porsche 279 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,120 bleep nipples. It it's got nipples, guys. 280 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,520 Everyone's got them. You listening have got them. 281 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:06,720 I've got weird about mill tanks nipples. 282 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,600 Okay, let's not be. Weird about mill tanks nipples, 283 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,160 T-shirt. And so it's got these little 284 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,600 cute little black hubs on either side of its feet. 285 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,600 You know it's front feet, back feet and then it almost looks 286 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,120 like it's wearing a hood. It's like it has black draped 287 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,800 around its head onto its like collar area and then its ears 288 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:26,120 are black and then it's got 2 little baby horns and it's got 289 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,480 beautiful little blue eyes. And I forgot to mention it has a 290 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:33,640 long tail that is also a cream colored tail, same color as the 291 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,320 utter and. But not the black. 292 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,040 Little ball, not the nipples. The nipples are are are nice 293 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:42,560 pink, nice flushy pink. Nice rosy pink. 294 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,160 Nice. You had to make it weird with 295 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:48,760 Rosie, huh? Wow, Rosie take. 296 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,480 Rosie. Rosie. 297 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,680 Like that, Rosie? Oh, yeah, that's good. 298 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,160 Yeah. She's not looking, Rosie. 299 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,080 He's not looking all that good. I I gotta say. 300 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,760 I know you haven't. Seen a lot of Milton. 301 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,680 Professor, when was the last time you milked Rosie? 302 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,360 Well, you know, I haven't milked her recently because that's, 303 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,520 that's the experience I want. I want Corbin to get up there. 304 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:15,320 I want Corbin what, you know, put pedal to the metal and just 305 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,440 just start start milking. Let's that's that's that's the 306 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,720 big part of milk tank and I as a professor, I don't think I 307 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:26,000 could, you know, say that I've done a lesson on milk tank 308 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,840 without having somebody milk the milk tank. 309 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,520 So Corbin. Yeah, yeah. 310 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:35,520 You're right, all right. And it feels OK, Rosie. 311 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,320 Yeah, so and, and Mr. Kurz, Mr. Kurz, if you could, if you could 312 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,480 get up there and show and show him the technique to use to. 313 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,080 OK. All right. 314 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,120 Yeah. Don't actually do it, but like 315 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,040 kind of like, you know, just show him what to like what? 316 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,480 Corbin, come, come over this way. 317 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,800 All right, First thing you want to do is set it. 318 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,200 Pull this little stool up in front of Rosie. 319 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,520 OK, OK. And then, And then you say, 320 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:58,360 Rosie, Rosie, do I have your consent to milk? 321 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:01,320 Rosie, do I have your consent? To milk. 322 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,120 OK, great. OK. 323 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,360 She looks. She looks sick. 324 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,520 Yeah, actually, she looks very happy. 325 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,120 To be honest. You know, it's probably been a 326 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,440 little while since Rosie. 'S been milked. 327 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,360 Rosie, assume the position, please. 328 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,040 You're still on your back feet. OK. 329 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,840 Thank you. And then you're just going to, 330 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:20,200 you're going to reach out and you grab them over here. 331 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,440 Like that? Don't you guys wish this was a 332 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,800 visual medium? I was going to say I would love 333 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,640 to get some artwork of what you it's think I will pay. 334 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,720 Any sum to have this animated anyway? 335 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,400 That's right. Virtual scenes there and soft 336 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,480 and gentle tugs. Soft and gentle tugs. 337 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,960 Start from the start from like the top and then pull down 338 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,920 right? Is that right what you're 339 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:38,560 supposed to do? OK. 340 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,720 Oh, I see. OK Oh, what you're supposed to 341 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,160 do you have a bucket or anything? 342 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,280 Can you just have this leak in on the? 343 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,040 Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. 344 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,280 I'm yeah. Here. 345 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,320 I'll slide it out. We the bucket's attached to the 346 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,440 other side of the stool here, so we'll just, yeah. 347 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,720 Mr. Curtis, that's my backpack. Seriously. 348 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,160 It's. Like a prankster. 349 00:15:56,520 --> 00:16:00,680 I had candy in there. Yeah, I got it, Mr. Curtis. 350 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,000 Just put your just put your head under there and open up your 351 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,120 mouth. No, no, that's OK. 352 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:08,080 I. Just get down there and then 353 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,680 open up your mouth and Corbin will shoot it right in there. 354 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,400 Shoot it straight down your throat. 355 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,040 That's a good idea. I've already had my full dose of 356 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:19,000 apple and cinnamon cider today, so I think I'm going to pass on 357 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,320 the. OK, I'll just write that down on 358 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,600 times he's disobeyed. All right, let. 359 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,760 Me get down there, get down there, get. 360 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,320 Down there. Oh my gosh. 361 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,920 Now, do people, do people regularly like not just do what 362 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,960 Mr. Curtis is doing here, but do they like, take it from the 363 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,560 source, if that makes sense? Does that happen often? 364 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,480 No, no, that's unhygienic. I mean, there's there are. 365 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,680 Three of us and there's four nipples. 366 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:46,160 In inappropriate to be honest. No, I'm pretty sure they do. 367 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,160 I'm pretty sure they do drink it right from the source. 368 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,920 No. OK, well, you don't have to do 369 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,840 that, but let me I got to practice milking this thing. 370 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,880 So all right, here we go. So grab it from here. 371 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,960 That's not working, Mr. Curry. I'm just kidding. 372 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,120 Hey, be gentle. Be gentle, OK? 373 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,079 It's a soft. It's a soft. 374 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:05,400 I don't know why. You shouldn't. 375 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,319 You should not be grunting that hardcore. 376 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,720 But. Maybe I maybe I should flick 377 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,560 them? No, no, no. 378 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,599 Hey, hey, Rosie doesn't like that. 379 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,400 Sorry. Sorry. 380 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,960 She's upset. Sorry, Rosie. 381 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,839 OK, She's not looking good either. 382 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,160 Yeah. Does anybody have some salt and 383 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,240 a rope and some scissors? I think I might be able to 384 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,319 figure out a way this could work. 385 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,000 No, I don't know what you're doing, but absolutely not, Mr. 386 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,040 Curse. Give it a few tugs, Corbin, you 387 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:34,560 get your head down there. OK, OK, My turn swap, swap 388 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:35,400 position. Here we go. 389 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,720 I'm ready. All right, Rosie. 390 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:47,080 Here we go and 1/2 nothing. No, no getting dribbles coming 391 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,040 out. Rosie, what's called? 392 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:53,440 Do we need to take you down to see the nurse in the in the the 393 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,440 clinic downstairs? I mean, what's going on? 394 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,000 So sad she looks like she's so. Sad. 395 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,400 So she needs to so I assume professor. 396 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,240 I know we haven't read the PO next entries yet, but I assume 397 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,600 they need to be regularly milked to be OK. 398 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,240 Oh, absolutely. Yes. 399 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,240 Yeah. And I felt bad, like not milking 400 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,800 her so I could let you do it. But maybe that was a mistake. 401 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,640 How about this? We'll let. 402 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,760 We'll let Rosie. Kind of chill out here with us 403 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,920 and hang around. We'll read the Pokedex entries 404 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:22,360 and see if we can figure out something here, something that. 405 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,040 All right, I'll periodically get up or reach over my desk and 406 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,800 just flick 1. Don't, no, don't flick them, 407 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,960 Gorman. Don't flick them. 408 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,600 OK, fine. OK, you can give them a tug. 409 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,600 I can tug them but not flick. Them to see if to see if they're 410 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,640 producing OK but all right. It's fine. 411 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,400 All right, let's read these Pokedex entries. 412 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,480 OK, starting off in the Johto region. 413 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,880 The first one says it's milk is packed with nutrition, making it 414 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,320 the ultimate beverage for the sick or weary. 415 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:52,560 OK, Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll heal you right up. 416 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,640 It's very good, very good stuff, which is why I'm saying I think, 417 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,200 I think people drink it straight from the source. 418 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,920 I don't think there's much processing that happens with 419 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,120 with milk tank milk. It's yeah, that's that's cool. 420 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,720 I like that. No preservatives, nothing. 421 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,960 It's just straight organic milk tank milk. 422 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,280 Now go goat milk. That one. 423 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:16,040 That one you got to work a little bit to make it edible. 424 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,920 That one's got to be treated a bit that. 425 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,160 One's got to be treated. It's probably something to do 426 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,920 with the nipples I bet. Yeah, the nipple, they don't act 427 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,040 as natural filters like like Miltanks does. 428 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,720 Guys, I'm sorry, I can't. That's not in the Pokedex. 429 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:33,320 I I can't just say that. Don't lie to me, professor. 430 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,680 Yeah, yeah, sorry, I don't know if that's true or not. 431 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,760 The next entry says if it has just had a baby, the milk it 432 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:43,000 produces contains more nutrition than usual. 433 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,080 That makes sense. Do they mean? 434 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,840 Do they mean? An egg. 435 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,160 An egg. Yeah, it would have to be an egg 436 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,600 because as we all know, all Pokémon lay eggs. 437 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:56,680 So I guess sometimes we call those eggs babies, I guess. 438 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:01,680 Yeah, I guess so, yeah, I guess mang if if like that's a good 439 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:05,080 like kind of side business of you know, like you know, hey, I 440 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,040 run a mill tank farm, but I also have a. 441 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,760 Like a dispensary for for for baby milk tanks if people want 442 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,240 them. Or. 443 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,120 Whatever. Whatever the milk tank has. 444 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,680 The baby milk tanks get an advantage that other baby 445 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,440 Pokémon don't get because it's it's coming out of the egg 446 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,040 already consuming something with a ton of nutrition in it. 447 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,480 I mean like not every Pokémon produces milk or has nipples 448 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,920 like that. That's probably we haven't 449 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,880 checked. We haven't, you know, we haven't 450 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,520 checked the nipple ability of a lot of Pokémon. 451 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,120 You know I was in a bubble stuck for a long time and very 452 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,400 traumatized and scared but I'm 90% sure I saw some nipples on 453 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,720 YouTube. So is that maybe we need to 454 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:49,760 bring out all other 240 Pokémon and check for nipples? 455 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,720 Yeah. I mean, I'll show you where the 456 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,720 spinner rag nipples are. They're not that. 457 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,440 That's, you know what, that's good. 458 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,880 That's they're not that they're not, they're not where you would 459 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,120 think they would be to. Be again, I think this comes 460 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:05,040 down to egg groups because I don't think like the plant 461 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:09,040 Pokémon, they they survive off of sunlight, sunlight and water. 462 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,000 And I don't think I don't think they're going to be grabbing 463 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,880 that from the nipples of of the of their parent Pokémon. 464 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,880 Right, right, right, right. Can't get sunlight from nipples 465 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:25,400 T-shirt. We were talking about babies or 466 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,360 something, right? Yeah, nipples on different 467 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,920 Pokémon. Nipples on different nipple 468 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:30,800 ability. That's right. 469 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,160 We'll get the nipple ability scale. 470 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,880 Yeah, for the. Yeah, we got to go back through 471 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,600 and rank all these Pokémon on nipple ability. 472 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,280 Like would it look better with nipples or not? 473 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,600 For the next lesson, we'll hit a nipple ability. 474 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,800 That one will be good and fun to to do it on all right. 475 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:47,520 The next entry here says in order to milk a mil tank. 476 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,280 Yes, yes, Corbin. Nothing, Professor. 477 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:56,520 OK, in order to milk a milk tank, one must have a knack for 478 00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:00,080 rhythmic rhythmically pulling up and down on its utters. 479 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,240 See, I tried that. I'm a I'm a rapper, so like, or 480 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,240 I was, so it's like Corbin is there. 481 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:05,800 How about this? How about this? 482 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,320 We'll try it. We'll, we'll, we'll get, we'll 483 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,600 get in there. We'll get, we'll go over to 484 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,440 Rosie again. Mr. Kurtz, if you put down like 485 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:16,000 a sick, nasty beat just to keep, you know, Corbin on tempo while 486 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,480 he's give. Me like 100 BPMS like a ha ha ha 487 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,600 ha ha ha. Stay in alive. 488 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,960 Stay in alive. You gotta do that with like the 489 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,040 with the pulling. Yeah. 490 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:30,040 All right, Rosie, you ready? Let's go, Let's go. 491 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:34,560 Pull, pull. Pull, pull, pull, pull. 492 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,600 Pull. I'm getting nothing. 493 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,600 Pull. Still nothing. 494 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,400 It's still nothing I'm. Getting dribbles like I'm 495 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,720 swearing. I swear I'm seeing little puffs 496 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,840 of dust come out. Oh man, it just doesn't feel 497 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,040 right. This doesn't feel healthy. 498 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:50,960 I think we should. Stop. 499 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:56,280 Yes. Now just keep going for a little 500 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,200 bit. He's in. 501 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,880 It's like a pepper getting squeezed. 502 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,840 Heliper. It is I'm so. 503 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,120 Heliper. Sorry, I'm so sorry professor. 504 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,600 I gotta take a sip of my. I forgot to take a sip of my. 505 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,920 Yeah, sorry, I forgot how how much energy it drains from you 506 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:18,040 to to put down a sick nasty beat. 507 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,720 Yeah, it takes a lot of work so I only does it like once every 508 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,640 calendar. Year yeah, okay, let's move on 509 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,880 to the home region. Well, well, Mr. Curtis is 510 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,720 slurping down that that that good good sad. 511 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:34,080 The only entry here in the Hohen region says milk tank gives over 512 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,920 5 gallons of milk on a daily basis. 513 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:40,080 It's sweet. Milk is enjoyed by children and 514 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,120 grown-ups alike. People who can't drink the milk 515 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,160 turn it into yogurt and eat it instead. 516 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,360 Oh, that sounds good. Yeah, I don't know why you 517 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:51,800 wouldn't be able to to drink milk tank milk. 518 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,040 I mean, it's good and healthy for you, right? 519 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,440 I guess some people are milk tank milk intolerant. 520 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,480 We're still having the milk and yogurt. 521 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,680 Did little Boo scare you? What happened? 522 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,440 Yeah, what is happening, Mr. Curtis? 523 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,280 That was that was so funny, professor. 524 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,600 OK. So is that the sound milk tank's 525 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,160 supposed to make when it's milked? 526 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,520 God, no. Rosie's just gonna be like. 527 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,560 So I think for the nip ability scale, I think the thing that 528 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,480 was laughing out earlier that you called out is I think the 529 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,040 nip ability we should rank every Pokémon on. 530 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,360 Would it look better with nipples, yes or no? 531 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:39,360 No, let's, no, let's not do that. 532 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,600 Let's not do that. Is that the next Q and? 533 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:46,000 AI guess. And it'd be like surfing. 534 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:51,200 It's gonna be like Markiplier's, what was it, Smash or Pass for 535 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:55,880 Pokémon, But ours is yes or no on nipples and we just come in 536 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,680 like picture of Tyrogue. No. 537 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,320 Next No. No. 538 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,000 Hit Mon Chan? Absolutely. 539 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,960 Yes, for sure. The champ I more the more the 540 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,640 better. Yeah, nipples, please. 541 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,280 How many Pokémon have nipples, out of curiosity? 542 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,320 Not enough. What Pokémon are rocking 543 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,440 nipples? Like do you say I'm a champ? 544 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,480 I think that whole line yeah, nipples, nipples would make 545 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,440 sense. They not have. 546 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,840 Nipples, but like picture like an ente with nipples. 547 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:22,840 Not as intimidating. Oh. 548 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,080 My God. Kanga scan definitely. 549 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,400 It's got a baby, it has to have them. 550 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,560 It's gotta have nipples. Well, Kanga scans. 551 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,360 Nipples obviously are in the pouch. 552 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,120 That's where they go. Yeah, so it might have nipples, 553 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,400 we don't know. Charizard maybe? 554 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,280 That was intimidating. Has anybody tried Mill tank 555 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,600 yogurts? I don't know. 556 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,560 I don't know if I've ever done it. 557 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:47,120 I just look at like gross solid solid milk milk. 558 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,080 I'll just drink it like a like a regular person. 559 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,000 It's a little too sweet for me. My mom got me on like the low 560 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,840 fat milk tank milk yogurt. But yeah, it's not, it's not 561 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,640 great when you do the low fat because you take stuff out of it 562 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,080 and you just, they put aspartame in it. 563 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,040 It's just not as good. So I've never had the real deal 564 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,240 before. I've never had the real deal 565 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,440 because my mom didn't want me to get fat and have a whole bunch 566 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,520 of sugar. So I have been deprived of a lot 567 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,880 of milk tank milk growing up so. That's fair. 568 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,800 Oh that's so. Wait, have you never had milt 569 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,560 tank milk? Not not really once on special. 570 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,560 I've had a little bit like my eggnog, you know, during the 571 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,640 holidays, but I have never had a full glass of milt tank milk. 572 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,480 I'm. Afraid I've had a full shotgun 573 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,480 of milt tank milk in. Your head never had a full 574 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,760 shotgun, Yeah. It's a lot of, it's a lot of 575 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,120 sugar to intake, to be honest, so. 576 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,080 I know, it sounds so good. But there's also a lot of 577 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,440 nutrients too. There's a lot of nutrients. 578 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:38,520 And I need to be nutrition did. Yeah, that's why that's maybe 579 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,360 that's why he hasn't aged past 10 is because he hasn't had. 580 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:42,920 All the nutrition you're supposed to have. 581 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,000 Yeah, I'm not sucking the right milk. 582 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:45,720 That's. The problem? 583 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,440 Yeah. And put that on AT shirt. 584 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,440 All right, let's move on to the center region here. 585 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,960 The first entry says it is said that kids who drink milk Tank's 586 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,160 milk grow up to become hearty, healthy adults. 587 00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,440 There it is, there it is. You grow up to become an adult. 588 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,680 Every person who's ever grown up is because they had milk tank 589 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,440 milk. I have not turned it into an 590 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,960 adult. It has nothing to do with me 591 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,640 cooking your cursole on my 10th birthday. 592 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,880 Let's not talk about that. It has nothing to do with that 593 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,320 and the fact that I don't have milk tank milk. 594 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:19,320 I don't know this entry like you know, I fully believe every poke 595 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,880 X entry. The only ones that I haven't 596 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,760 fully believed are Ash's pokedex entry on you know the fact that 597 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:29,760 Tyrogue is the evolved form of like a Pokémon. 598 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,520 That's very clearly not the evolved form of right, right. 599 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,240 But it's this one, this century kind of feels like it was 600 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,320 written by big milk tank milk, Like the, the, the milk tank 601 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,520 milk company kind of maybe sponsored the center region for 602 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,280 this Pokedex century. Because like, because you know, 603 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,960 they've been doing those ads like where, you know, it's like 604 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,240 they have like the, the milk tank milk mustache on the kids. 605 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:55,240 And they're like, oh, it's like they take all of the, all the 606 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,520 like big athletes of the day and they give them milk tank milk 607 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,680 mustaches. And they're like, I drank milk 608 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:02,720 milk. And that's why I'm big and 609 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,360 strong. Yeah, yeah, they really do do 610 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:06,880 that. Yeah, I think I saw lucky bean 611 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,480 favorite. I think lucky bean favorite was 612 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,840 in was in. Oh yeah, I did see that. 613 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,040 That was that was part of Lucky Bean Favorites tour. 614 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,280 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, they, they did a 615 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,160 bunch of whole commercial shoots for Miltig milk. 616 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,920 And yeah, that was that was pretty cool. 617 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,800 Question, I don't I haven't really been keeping super close 618 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,320 eye on Lucky Bean favorite. Has she evolved yet? 619 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,680 Is she still? She's still fanpy. 620 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,720 She's still last last I saw. I saw her like 3 days ago. 621 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,520 Wow. I think. 622 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:36,680 Yeah, we went on a hate ride. Lucky being favorite can't 623 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,520 evolve at this point because if they do. 624 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,120 Like that's their whole brand. That's their whole brand. 625 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,720 Her problem? Is she's not having miltake milk 626 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,600 so she can't become a hearty healthy Dawn fan. 627 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,280 But she, oh, I thought, but she got sponsored by them, I 628 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,480 thought. So I think she's she's got a, 629 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:56,200 she's got a. Wait, what did you say, Corbin? 630 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,760 Well, maybe she needs to drink more of it. 631 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,840 I'm saying maybe she's not turning into a hearty, healthy 632 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,600 adult Don fan because she's not drinking. 633 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,280 Then I'll take milk. I was, I don't know why but like 634 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,640 I got like milk tank milk and dawn fan and and Dawn fan mixed 635 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:09,880 up. So I thought you were saying she 636 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,040 needs to drink Dawn fan milk. No, you don't drink Dawn. 637 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,520 Fan. And so that started getting me 638 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,800 thinking about the nipple ability of a Dawn fan. 639 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,760 Not. Great. 640 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,600 Pretty high. Pretty high. 641 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,120 But I feel like Dawn fan milk is gonna be the opposite. 642 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:26,360 No nutrition and salty. Aspect all, Sands all. 643 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:32,360 Sands inside and great, yeah. You do not want it. 644 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,760 That is not good for anybody. To your enemies at dinner. 645 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,680 OK. So that does it for the center 646 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,400 region. Let's move on to the next one. 647 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,680 There's no you Nova entry. Well, there's no new you Nova 648 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:48,160 entry and there's also no new Caloh entry. 649 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,760 No big surprise there, but we have some Alola entries. 650 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,440 We have the best note tank that have the best nipples and the 651 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,040 best nipples. Their nipples are the longest 652 00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,160 and the most rigid. Yeah, and our milk, the milk 653 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,920 they make is more sweet and more nutritious than anywhere. 654 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,880 Else yeah, you have no problem pulling them all. 655 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,680 Right, so the first letter here says it's milk is high in 656 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,480 calories and packed with nutrients. 657 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,840 Therefore, if you drink too much of it, you may wind up with a 658 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:17,840 body like milk tanks. See, that's why my mom didn't 659 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,640 didn't want to give me too. Much of it, but that's. 660 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,040 Body by milk tank. Body. 661 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,480 No body. T-shirt. 662 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,600 Body by milk tank. Body by milk tank. 663 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,320 Just like a really unhealthy fat looking guy. 664 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,800 You know how like some people on trucks, they have like the 665 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,920 silhouette of like the hot girl, you know what I mean? 666 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,040 It's like there's like that with like bit milk tanks. 667 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,720 We need that body by milk tank. It's like a silhouette of a milk 668 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,360 tank just sprawled out. Yeah, and that's something that 669 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,520 that big milk tank milk isn't gonna tell you. 670 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:49,160 Like, yeah, sure, if you have like the right amount, then 671 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,800 you're gonna be healthy and strong and fit. 672 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,720 But like, there's a fine line. If you drink too much, you know, 673 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,800 you are not fit, you are unhealthy. 674 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:01,040 And it's, it's, it's they don't, they don't they just say in 675 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,560 their ads, I swear they say gulp down as much of this milk as you 676 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,840 can. Yeah, like, and because because 677 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,360 they're just trying to sell it as much, they don't say like, 678 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,680 you know, they don't say the dangers of milk tank milk, which 679 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,240 I think there are plenty. Oh, yeah. 680 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,480 I mean, maybe it's best to stay away from it. 681 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,800 I don't know. It's it does. 682 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,520 It does sound tempting. God, it does sound good. 683 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,720 Yeah, we got to be careful with Corbin here. 684 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,000 All right, so the next entry says most people raise it's. 685 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,320 Let me take that again. Most people raise it for its 686 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,360 milk, but it's quite tough and strong. 687 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:38,720 So it's also well suited for. God, Lil Boo, Lil Boo, Lil Boo. 688 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,880 That's not nice. Lil Boo. 689 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,440 I know, I know, you think it's funny Lil Boo, but it's not. 690 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,800 It was painful haha. He's funny. 691 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,320 This, I gotta say this, the Halloween week. 692 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,560 The one week where we let Lil Boo out and run around. 693 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,720 Worst week for teaching it is. It's a lot. 694 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,000 Yeah, it is a nightmare. I can't get anything done. 695 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,440 She's knocking things off walls. She's pulling my hand. 696 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,240 Well, Rosie here didn't even notice she was asleep. 697 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:05,040 Look at her, she's chilling all. Right. 698 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,520 Yes, OK. Yeah, Bilo there. 699 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,880 There she goes. She floats through the wall, 700 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:08,640 isn't. Isn't that? 701 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,680 She's so cute though I can't say matter she's. 702 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,160 Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. 703 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,160 Anyways, let me read that again. Most people raise it for it's 704 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,720 milk, but it's quite tough and strong, so it's also well suited 705 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,600 for battle. Let me just let me just preface 706 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,800 here, that's for milk tank and not mischievous. 707 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,640 I just got. To just got to say. 708 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,840 That, yeah, right. Yeah, we know what's good for 709 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,200 battle. I hear that. 710 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:34,400 Whitney in town, the gym leader, I hear her milk tank is brutal. 711 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,760 A lot of kids have cried. And I think I think the success 712 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,760 rate is like 20% for passing her gym. 713 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,520 A lot of people will quit their journey after after that third 714 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,800 gym I've heard because her her milk tank is just ruthless. 715 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,920 It's really where trainers are like are getting you either make 716 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,080 or break yourself when you when you when you go against Whitney. 717 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,120 Have you guys ever watched like they it's it's a public event. 718 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,240 You can you can watch Whitney's battles if you want. 719 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,200 I. Don't think I've been to one 720 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,520 but. Now, I mean, clearly you haven't 721 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,880 seen a milk tank, so. Not up close. 722 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,920 So yeah, I haven't, I haven't. I haven't seen one but I'd like 723 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,080 to go next time there is a battle. 724 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,440 I would definitely see. Her her milk tank smacks and 725 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,560 Pokémon around. Yeah, Mr. Curtis, have you ever 726 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:15,200 been? I, I watched it once and I, I 727 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,960 wasn't very impressed to be honest, so I stopped watching 728 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,040 again. I didn't go back again. 729 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,880 So. Yeah, definitely, and if you do, 730 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,640 it'll really up your up your enjoyment if you sit in the 731 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:28,480 splash zone 'cause you just get in mil tank milk. 732 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,640 Yeah, yeah, I believe. I was wondering why they were 733 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:35,160 selling ponchos outside the. Gym It is a messy event. 734 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,920 It's a messy, it's a messy gym battle. 735 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,080 Yeah, and some and like sometimes when she wins she just 736 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,400 goes alright, mill tank, blast them and then like it'll just 737 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,120 like just ohh, just grab them over the all. 738 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,640 The crowd, Yeah. Ohh. 739 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,880 My gosh. Yeah. 740 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,000 It's great. It's it isn't fun. 741 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,600 I would not want to be a Co. I feel like I'm missing out. 742 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,080 I don't want to. I would not want to be a part of 743 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,320 the cleanup crew for for Whitney. 744 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,440 Yeah, I would think like. It's a job I wouldn't. 745 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,800 Want yeah, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be like mad every single time 746 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,640 she does that. Like Whitney, come on, We we 747 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,760 talked about this. Please stop. 748 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,440 She's like, but that's what gets people in seats. 749 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,480 Yeah, it's not. It's not just the battle, it's 750 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,719 the spectacle of how much milk is being tossed around and 751 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,159 squirted all over the field. It's crazy. 752 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,520 Yeah, yeah. They don't even sell concession 753 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,560 concessions at the at the stadium. 754 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,159 You don't need to. You just got to sit there with a 755 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,840 empty glass of milk. Just empty glasses. 756 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,960 Just wait for the. For the for the milk wave to 757 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,239 overtake you. I again, I have not been there. 758 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,600 I've just heard about it. Gordon has been a few times. 759 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,159 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. 760 00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:41,639 OK, the next entry says it produces over 5 gallons of milk 761 00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:43,760 a day. The higher the quality of the 762 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,639 pastures it lives in, the richer and the tastier it's milk 763 00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:48,280 becomes. We'd love that. 764 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:51,199 We love rich, tasty milk. So that's like, you know, it has 765 00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:53,880 good grass. It's got like like some nice 766 00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:56,560 trees to sleep under. It's got a hot tub. 767 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:57,680 Good. Jeans. 768 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,800 Yeah. Hot tub, full massage. 769 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:05,000 Yeah, you got a you. You have to massage your milk 770 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,800 tanks. If you want to be competitive in 771 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,320 the tank milk market at all, you got to be massaging your milk 772 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,360 tanks. That's fun to say. 773 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,640 Milk tank Milk market. Milk tank milk market. 774 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,920 Milk tank Milk market. Milk tank Milk market. 775 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:23,440 MMM, the next century from the Alola region in the last century 776 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,760 says its milk is delicious and chock full of nutrients. 777 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,920 However, if you drink too much, it could make your stomach hurt, 778 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,320 so be careful. Another side effect that big 779 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,720 milk tank milk does not tell us. Glad we have these entries to 780 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,000 tell us the truth. Yeah, I know. 781 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,840 And I feel like these get swept into the rug. 782 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:48,960 I feel like professors who try to bring forth the dangers of 783 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:53,280 mill tank milk, they get silenced pretty hard. 784 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,840 And then the ones like the center region where it's very 785 00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:02,320 clearly like is promoting big milk tank milk like they, they 786 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,720 get, they get lots of money under the table. 787 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,800 They say, oh, I bet. Yeah, they're, they're just 788 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,440 taking bribes and stuff, I'm sure. 789 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,480 Dang shady business. Yeah, like the. 790 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,960 People what they want fresh, nice lukewarm milk tank milk 791 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,360 down their gullets. Down there people want yeah, 792 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,920 and, but like, but like a a good, a good amount, not too 793 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,400 much, a good standard amount. A good standard amount. 794 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,920 Yeah, I don't. I don't have the numbers on 795 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:27,440 that. I'm not. 796 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,080 I'm not going to try to. I'm not going to. 797 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,440 I was just. About to ask because I was 798 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,000 writing this down. I was like, what is a good 799 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,720 standard? I'm not a doctor, so I can't 800 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,360 tell you how much you should. You should maybe. 801 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,760 You're hardly a professor. Maybe 1 tug. 802 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:45,680 Wow. I got I have hours of of 803 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,520 recorded teaching sessions that prove I am a professor. 804 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,360 Oh yeah? How many hours, huh? 805 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:56,560 It's hard to say roughly, I don't know, around 230 or so. 806 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,120 Okay, gotcha. Yeah. 807 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:01,200 So how many, how many, how much professing have you done, 808 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,480 Corbin? I'm not a professor, I've never 809 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,120 taught a class. Exactly, kid. 810 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,160 Exactly. Your child. 811 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,680 Exactly, exactly. And that's how professors say. 812 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,240 And you wouldn't know that 'cause you're not a professor. 813 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,080 Nope, I'm not. Yeah, all right, moving on to 814 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,800 the Galla region. The 1st century says Miltank 815 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,040 produces highly nutritious milk, so it's been supporting the 816 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,000 lives of people in other pokemons since ancient times. 817 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,720 Ancient times. Ancient times, since the olden 818 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:30,360 days. Yeah, that's weird that there's 819 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,160 no cause. And I guess spoiler alert, 820 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,560 there's no Galar or sorry, there's no Hissui entries. 821 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,640 There's lots of Galar entries. There's no, but there's no 822 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,120 Hissui entries. If they've been in ancient 823 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,240 times, you kind of would expect that. 824 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:46,560 They were too busy addicted to the milk and suckling it to 825 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,160 write anything about it. They were too focused on how 826 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,360 good it was. Yeah, they they couldn't wean 827 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:55,120 themselves from the from the mill tank nipple. 828 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,080 Talk about an utter disgrace, am I right? 829 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:01,920 That's kind of, that's kind of funny. 830 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,160 I would laugh if you hadn't just insulted. 831 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,560 Yeah, I mean, if I had said it would have been utterly funny. 832 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,320 Yeah, you sound like the milk tank that's backed up. 833 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,400 Mr. Curtis, are you? OK, no, no, he doesn't. 834 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,480 He doesn't. OK, let's move on. 835 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,600 The next entry says this Pokémon needs to be milked everyday or 836 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,840 else it will fall. I'll the flavour of milk tank 837 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:34,760 milk changes with the seasons. Whoa, whoa, we got a, we got a 838 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,880 pumpkaboo spice milk tank here. Is that what the deal is? 839 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,160 Well, no, I don't think so. Because it's, I mean. 840 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,440 Or does it taste like dried up leaves? 841 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,520 I don't. I think it depends on what the 842 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,960 milk tank is eating and I guess that changes with the season. 843 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,720 Or maybe it is just a seasonal change. 844 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:54,200 I don't, I guess I don't know. I'm not I'm not like a mil tank 845 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,720 clinistea so I'm not sure I could tell you the difference 846 00:38:56,720 --> 00:39:00,560 between like fall mil tank milk and summer milk tank milk. 847 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,320 Right summer milk tank milk probably curdles a lot. 848 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,120 Probably gross. I I was thinking it was like has 849 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,760 a little bit more of a fruity tank to it. 850 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,160 Yeah, it could. Where the falls a little bit 851 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,440 more, a little bit of honey. Cinnamony, Cinnamony. 852 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,200 Honey. Cinnamon. 853 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:14,760 Yeah. Honey. 854 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,880 Cinnamon. Yeah, honey. 855 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,240 Cinnamon. Cinnamon. 856 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,280 What do you think the Winter Miltech milk tastes like? 857 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,680 You think it just tastes like like mint spearmint. 858 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,440 Spearmint, Yeah. Yeah, that's why I don't drink 859 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,320 it in the winter. I'm not. 860 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,520 I'm not a fan. Clears your sinuses right out. 861 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,320 Yeah, just. Blast your like this is open. 862 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,240 Oh yeah. It's very therapeutic. 863 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:40,480 Yeah, OK, so there's no more and there's no entries from Hisui, 864 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,360 as I said, and there's no entries from Paldea. 865 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,200 I do have some unique Pokedex entries here, so I'm gonna go 866 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,800 ahead and read them. They both come to us from Ash's 867 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,880 Pokedex. So I think we have a new rule 868 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,440 which is don't fully believe all of Ash's Pokedex entries. 869 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,280 So let's take a, you know, a critical eye with with this 870 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,200 Pokedex entry for a. Grain of salt or a drop of milk 871 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,760 if you. Will a drop of milk tank milk 872 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:06,160 with this with this pokedex entry first one says milk tank 873 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:10,720 the milk cow Pokémon milk tank produces very nutritious milk, a 874 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:15,040 perfect drink for reviving sick Pokémon Milk tank are very even 875 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,440 tempered and prefer not to battle. 876 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,440 They're good at it, but they prefer not. 877 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,880 To Yeah. They, they're like, I'm too 878 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,320 powerful, I'm too strong. I don't wanna yeah, I don't 879 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,360 wanna hurt somebody. Yeah. 880 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,920 They know what they know, what they're capable of. 881 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,040 You know, I believe this. I believe this poetic century. 882 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:32,760 I I think it's possible for them to be good at battling but not 883 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,960 want to battle just like me. Yeah. 884 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,040 And. And Corbin as well, apparently. 885 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,720 Yeah. All right. 886 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:42,800 The next entry again, Ash's Pokedex says milk tank, the milk 887 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,960 cow Pokémon. It is widely known that drinking 888 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,840 milk tank milk when you're young helps you grow up to be strong 889 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,080 and healthy. And that's why you're a tiny 890 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,880 little baby boy, Corbin. Because you know you didn't 891 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:55,560 drink. Must not. 892 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,880 OK, let's not call me baby boy. It's not. 893 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,840 Tiny little bit. You're our tiny little baby boy, 894 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,600 Corbin. I'm not a tiny baby boy. 895 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,960 I'm going to get big and strong once I start drinking milk tank 896 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:04,960 milk. Yeah, you. 897 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,240 Heard of your first? It's that's what's going to 898 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:09,280 happen. Get ready for it. 899 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:14,520 OK, so that does it on all the Pokedex entries that we have for 900 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:18,280 Miltank before we move on to the testing portion. 901 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,040 Corbin, do you want it? I just want with everything that 902 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,880 we've learned and all the knowledge that we have, you just 903 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,960 want to try again. Maybe we can can can. 904 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,520 Sure. Because we, because. 905 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,280 We guys, we have to milk this milk tank. 906 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,160 We have to milk Rosie cuz. We got a milk, yeah. 907 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,800 Rosie, she's suffering right now. 908 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,040 She's suffering. She's miserable. 909 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:36,840 Yeah. Rosie. 910 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:37,760 Yeah. Wake. 911 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,120 OK. Can I get a little pull in here 912 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:46,400 or try? It's harder when you're on the 913 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,880 side somehow. But you know, gravity would help 914 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,000 if you were on all fours. But I get it. 915 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:50,800 You're tired. You don't feel well. 916 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,840 Just pull from the side. Nothing, dude. 917 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,240 Nothing. Let's let. 918 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,760 Me, give a little flick again. Don't flick it. 919 00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,640 No stop it. Sorry. 920 00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,720 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Rosie. 921 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,080 OK, well how about this, Let's do the testing portion and then 922 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,240 we'll come back and, you know, give a give a couple final 923 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:07,640 tries. So today we are doing a poem I 924 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,440 will love. Oh. 925 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,560 Professor. I. 926 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,680 Really wanted to do a pop quiz. And stop your. 927 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,200 Whiny. Look at. 928 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,440 Look at all the. Notes wine. 929 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,880 Here we're drinking milk. Stop your wine. 930 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,640 You can take those notes and use them to make a very nice poem 931 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,400 because again, again, this isn't graded, you know, it's a 932 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,920 participation grade. I just want to, I want you to 933 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,880 try to include things that we've learned in class in this poem. 934 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:38,120 So yeah, go ahead, let your creativity fly. 935 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,720 And then we'll meet back here and we'll read these poems. 936 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,360 You got it. Let's So let's get to milk in 937 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,400 guys. Milk, milk out these rhymes. 938 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,120 Milk them out. From my brain. 939 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:54,040 Put that on a T-shirt. Professor, I am ready for my 940 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,760 poem to be red. Okay, sorry, I was just over 941 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:57,520 here. I was trying to. 942 00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,320 I was just patting Rosie on the head and I rubbed. 943 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,960 Her belly a little bit. Worse, I know she's starting to 944 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,760 turn a little green, honestly. Is that a shiny? 945 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,560 No, a shiny mill tank is blue. Nice. 946 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,480 OK, cool. Well. 947 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,320 I'm sorry, but they are, they are going along that color 948 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,360 spectrum maybe by the time maybe. 949 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,080 That's the key. Getting a shiny is just 950 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,640 depriving your milk tank of being milk. 951 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,080 Of release. Don't do that. 952 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,320 Don't do that. Sweet release. 953 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,800 Great T-shirt idea. Sweet release with a milk tank 954 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:26,640 on it. Milk. 955 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,200 Everywhere to be as shiny as to be deprived of sweet release. 956 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,800 Yeah, yeah, the sweet release coming to our merch store that 957 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,960 doesn't exist 2026 anyways. Yeah, Anyway, so we're doing a 958 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:37,600 poem. Cormist. 959 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,040 You had a poem you want to read or something? 960 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:39,480 Whatever. I. 961 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,280 Do I I I do, and Rosie has inspired this poem. 962 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,280 Great, I hope. I hope the Pokedex entries have 963 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,880 also inspired the poem. A little bit. 964 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,160 All right, here we go. I call this one the Milk of 965 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,160 Life. A tank of milk. 966 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:56,000 So sweet, so creamy, like egg white silk. 967 00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:02,320 Nutritious and dreamy, I long to taste a drop of your nectar and 968 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:06,040 drink with haste. Vanished like a specter so 969 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:10,280 quickly I drank. Now, eagerly, I wait to refill 970 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:15,560 your tank before it's too late. Growing tired and weary, I fold 971 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:19,160 like ripples no longer dreary. You give life through your 972 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,720 nipples. Good. 973 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,880 I like. That I'm happy. 974 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,600 I'm really happy that you ended the poem on the word nipples, 975 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,720 Corbin. I think that's kind of. 976 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,680 Yeah, that was my plan in the very beginning. 977 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,600 Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, good, good stuff. 978 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:36,760 Corbin, of course, focused on milk as this is as I'm sure both 979 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,840 of your poems are gonna be. I usually am, yeah. 980 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,520 Yeah, yeah. Include the fact that it's very 981 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,560 nutritious, very good. Yeah. 982 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,000 Hey, good, good poem. I liked it. 983 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,960 Thank you. Bonus points for nipples in 984 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,160 there. I mean, you're, no, you're just 985 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,120 gonna get a passing grade. It's a it's a it's either a pass 986 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,680 or a fail. No bonus points here. 987 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,240 Right, Right. OK. 988 00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,400 Yeah. All right, Mr. Curtis, let's 989 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,800 hear. OK, let's hear what you got for. 990 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,520 Let me let me just take a quick sip here real quick. 991 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:13,240 All right, milk tank, my pink milker of July. 992 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:18,840 I gotta stop you. I we have to be clear mil tank, 993 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,400 mil tank not mil tank. It is mil tank. 994 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,680 Not Pella pepper. And I know, I know you're going 995 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,200 to continue to say it wrong. I just want to make sure that 996 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:29,280 the listeners, that's the the the virtual students out there. 997 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:34,920 No, don't listen to Mr. Curtis. It is mil, mil, mil tank. 998 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,120 OK, All right, go, go on. I'm sure you will. 999 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,760 Yeah, exactly, exactly what I said you're. 1000 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,880 Not going to change your, your, your, your way or anything, but 1001 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,040 go on. Also, it's Rigby's good. 1002 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,560 The Riz Rizby's. I. 1003 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,640 Remember, Rizby's strong, but they're Rigby. 1004 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,800 'S all right, milk tank. Hold on. 1005 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,080 Did I say that right, Professor I? 1006 00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,400 Wasn't listening I. Don't know what Pokémon he's 1007 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,240 talking about. He doesn't get any points. 1008 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:03,560 He fails. All right, all right, hold on. 1009 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:08,480 Let me start over. Milk tank the Pink or oh God, I 1010 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,200 can't. Hold on, hold on. 1011 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,000 I can't. It's OK, Mr. Curtis, take you 1012 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,040 take as many times as you need to take to get it's. 1013 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,480 Like, it's like, it's like Pelipper. 1014 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,920 He doesn't know how to say it normally. 1015 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,840 I'm having, I'm having an emotional moment now, now that 1016 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:24,040 you've confronted me. All right, all right, all right. 1017 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,880 Here we go. Milk tank, my pink milker of 1018 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,840 delight. My God, your milk's nutrition 1019 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:33,720 makes me take flight. The bodily expansion caused by 1020 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:38,320 the drinking of excess milk is quite the sight, but the five 1021 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,720 gallons you produce a day is a blessing for the sick and 1022 00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:44,200 children. Down, light, down, right? 1023 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:50,240 What? I won't I won't forget. 1024 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:57,600 I won't forget to milk each day so you don't get sick tonight. 1025 00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:01,600 The end. What on earth was that second to 1026 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,360 last line? Down right, huh? 1027 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,480 Can you read it again? Because I don't. 1028 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,240 I don't wonder what's what's going on there. 1029 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,120 Yeah, walk us through it. OK. 1030 00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,400 All right. Hold on, hold on. 1031 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:16,120 I'm not from the top, but the five gallons, but the. 1032 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,960 OK, hold on, you want me to start from the? 1033 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,800 Start. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1034 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,280 I don't want you to start. No, no. 1035 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,440 No, just just the part about the the something about the far 1036 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,120 right. Go ahead. 1037 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:30,200 But the five gallons you produce each day is a blessing for the 1038 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:35,400 sick and children downright. He said. 1039 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,720 It was so much confidence. I almost believed that that was 1040 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:42,680 a common phrase that people say. Yeah, exactly. 1041 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,600 Just like I said, the bodily expansion caused by the drinking 1042 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,960 of excess milk is quite the site. 1043 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,320 No, I get it. It rhymes like you're not. 1044 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,000 You're not wrong. What's it rhymes? 1045 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,920 The promise is that doesn't mean anything. 1046 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,800 Words have meaning, Mr. Curtis, for the most part. 1047 00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,240 I think they have plenty meaning. 1048 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:03,600 Students at home put comments in the Spotify gun. 1049 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:05,640 Let them. Know get a ton. 1050 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:09,240 How much my comment, how much my poem makes sense a lot of. 1051 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:12,800 Comments are going to be I can't believe they released this. 1052 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,280 They actually can't believe things. 1053 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,960 This is horrible. That's exactly. 1054 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,760 What Rosie will be saying when we figure this out. 1055 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,400 I can't believe that they released this. 1056 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,000 Come on, Rosie, come on. Anything we could do, girl? 1057 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,000 Anyways, Mr. Curtis, you had a lot of good information in your 1058 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:31,040 poem, as nonsensical as it was, you know, again included that it 1059 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,320 was nutritious, that if you don't milk them every day they 1060 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,080 get sick, that, you know, grow, you'll grow up big and strong if 1061 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,520 you drink it and 5 gallons they produce a day. 1062 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,160 Very good, very information heavy. 1063 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:47,400 So whereas yours maybe wasn't, as you know, poem like as 1064 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,120 Corbin's, that included a lot more information. 1065 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,040 You know what? Every single line rhyme though, 1066 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,400 Professor. I mean, how? 1067 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,600 How much more do I have to do to make it a poem? 1068 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,760 Make it make sense. Make it make sense, Mr. Curtis, 1069 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,480 make it, make, give it, give it a little bit of, you know, just 1070 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,880 make it make sense. Pizzazz. 1071 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:07,240 Yeah, pizzazz. Justice for Justice for Mr. 1072 00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:10,400 Curtis is poems. I don't know who Mr. Curtis is, 1073 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,960 but I have not read all three poems. 1074 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,480 Crazy that you sloppy mouthed your own name. 1075 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,080 I don't know if that's ever happened before. 1076 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,720 He's a trench coat that wears Mr. Curtis skin with hot rod 1077 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:22,360 flames on it. Mr. Curdness. 1078 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:28,160 Mr. Curtness, Curtness. Where is he on the Curtness 1079 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,240 scale? The same as the one that drinks 1080 00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:32,600 too much Miltank milk, Mr. Curtless. 1081 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:39,200 Yeah, Chris or Curtles. OK, so you know I'm obligated to 1082 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,800 give you a full marks for that one Mr. Curtis, but he. 1083 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,360 Didn't include the word nipples in there, so what's the point? 1084 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,680 Yeah, I mean. Honestly, I think I should get 1085 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,480 extra points because I didn't include. 1086 00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:52,080 That low hanging fruit, Nobody's getting extra points, nobody's 1087 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,120 losing points. It's a pass or a fail, and you 1088 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,640 both pass. So good job fine. 1089 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,760 Good job. OK, so we're at the end of the 1090 00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,760 lesson here. Can we? 1091 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,920 I would be so upset if we didn't get, you know, just one drop of 1092 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:08,560 milk tank milk out of ours. So Corman, get up there, really, 1093 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,000 really give it a shot. Give it, give it a try all. 1094 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:12,600 Right, so hold on, let me try this. 1095 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,840 I'm going to put my feet on the utter, OK, my hands on it and 1096 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,840 kind of like use the use the balance like the. 1097 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,680 Nothing else has worked, Mr. Curtis. 1098 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:22,040 Nothing else has worked. I'm basically like pulling it 1099 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,800 out like a weed in the ground. Here we go. 1100 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,800 Nothing. Rosie, come on. 1101 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:32,800 Gosh. Damn it, Professor. 1102 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,360 What? What's that behind your desk 1103 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:39,000 over there? This is the pizza oven that you 1104 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,360 had installed in my desk, remember? 1105 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,000 That yeah, but what? What? 1106 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,440 Why is it glowing like? Because. 1107 00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:48,600 I'm cooking a pizza. OK, all right, all right. 1108 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:55,720 Never mind then I I I just thought it looks really spooky, 1109 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,440 the lights coming behind your desk, but that makes total sense 1110 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,760 that it's your pizza oven. I'm so sorry, professor. 1111 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:01,560 You're you're. Totally. 1112 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,240 Mr. Curtis wouldn't be scared of that. 1113 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:08,400 God, Mr. Curtis, you're taking, you're taking the the focus away 1114 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,200 from poor Rosie here. And yes, I am making some 1115 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:15,120 delicious pizza that we will snack down on at when this 1116 00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:18,800 lesson's over. But I wait, what? 1117 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:19,880 There's something behind your head. 1118 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,160 Oh, it's everywhere. It's everywhere. 1119 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,640 It's in my eyes. It's in my mouth. 1120 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,920 This is just so good. Oh, there's a puddle on the 1121 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:44,800 ground. You. 1122 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:49,480 Explained what just happened for the students kid. 1123 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:53,200 Oh, little little Boo, little Boo. 1124 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:57,600 Scared us all so bad and scared Rosie so bad that that they 1125 00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:01,240 spray milk all over the class. Just a big explosion. 1126 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:04,040 All over my face and my trench coat and. 1127 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,440 Lips, Steven. A Melt Typhlosion. 1128 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:11,320 Is this what I have been missing my entire 10 years? 1129 00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:12,080 Of Corbin. Corbin. 1130 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,800 You're drinking Corbin. You're drinking too much, 1131 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,360 Corbin. No, I don't care. 1132 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,880 It's so good. No, Corbin. 1133 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:17,920 Corbin. That's too much. 1134 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,080 Oh, man. Professor. 1135 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,480 Professor, we're going to need to get a master. 1136 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:27,000 OK, let me let me let me end the lesson real quick and maybe I 1137 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,920 guess Corbin, try not to make a bunch of slurp noises while 1138 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,920 you're. Little little Boo. 1139 00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,000 More like Farmer Boo, am I right? 1140 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,400 Nope, don't play a lap track for that portion. 1141 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:39,720 Yeah, I don't. I don't even get this does. 1142 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,960 Anybody have a straw? I could just like kind of just 1143 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,200 start sucking this off the ground. 1144 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,320 No. No, Kind of like a natural 1145 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,920 straw. T-shirt, I think. 1146 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,160 The best part about this spherical room? 1147 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,400 Is that all the milk condenses at the bottom? 1148 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:54,760 It's lovely. There's a pool of it. 1149 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,800 Okay, that's so. Not why we have a spirit pulling 1150 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,360 the RIP cord. I gotta get out of here as quick 1151 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,640 as possible next time. Next lesson we're learning about 1152 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:07,600 Blissy, the evolved form of Chancey, who we have learned 1153 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,040 about before. So that's going to be a fun 1154 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,040 lesson. This is. 1155 00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,240 Pure blissy right here. He's going. 1156 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,800 He's going for it. If you have any questions in the 1157 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,040 meantime, if you have any questions for me, the professor, 1158 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:23,560 you can send a Gengar mail to wwopokemon@gmail.com. 1159 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,120 That's right. The G's kind of overdose stands 1160 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,520 for Gengar. I don't know if anybody can hear 1161 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,720 this because the slurping going on in the background, but OK. 1162 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,280 You can also look at our description, find a bunch of 1163 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,400 links. We're doing a lot of stuff. 1164 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,680 We're on YouTube, we're doing live streams. 1165 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,640 We're we have a Patreon where we're releasing a bunch of extra 1166 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,160 content for you guys. But yeah, that's I'm going to. 1167 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:46,760 Put this in my backpack. Corbett, Professor Quick we need 1168 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:47,720 to get him out of. Here. 1169 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,720 Where's that bucket do? It he's going to overdose. 1170 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,200 It the bucket was his mouth, remember? 1171 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:57,680 Oh, no, yeah. Oh, all right, I'm going to say 1172 00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:01,040 the thing that doesn't for today's lesson, so until next 1173 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:02,160 time. Come on, you. 1174 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,720 Classes dismissed. Get over here. 1175 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:05,480 Come on. Let's. 1176 00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,520 Go. I'm getting you out of here. 1177 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:09,400 I get it. Yeah. 1178 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,160 Drag here. I'll help you drag him. 1179 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,000 Just a Curtis. Come on. 1180 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,760 Come on. Clawing into the floor. 1181 00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:21,080 No, no, no, no, Rosie. I need it from the source Rosie.