Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in the
classroom. Today is of course, my wonderful
teaching assistant mr. Curtis please, say hello to
everybody mr. Curtis version He's so quick
look at him go but he's right back and forth outside with
outside the door, the door, what are you doing?
Curtis get in here. Sup for round stickers please?
Yes, you're very quickly and come into the classroom.
Yes. Yes.
Professor, what do you want? What's going on, man?
What did you think it was? I mean, it was pretty
impressive. You know, your hands were out
behind you and you were like, you know, look like you're about
to take off like an airplane or something with your hands there.
I was pretty cool. Curtis.
I mean, you didn't actually go that fast, you just kind of like
faded in and out your voice to make it seem like you were going
fast, but you only lost by like the threshold of the door is
like what a foot and a half. Maybe two feet and it took you
to get a solid 20 seconds to go from one side of the threshold
to the other. That's no, it was very long
time. He's very, he's not as fast as
he. He might, you know, as you might
think. Listen, I tried to demonstrate
What it would be like if you like encountered are an Abra in
the wild today. Whoa.
Where they just were they just disappear on you like me
disappearing, past the doorway, but but apparently I just
prepared for class today, which I'm very excited about because I
have to drag it out of you guys. What why do you say that about?
Why do you say that? Why do you say he came prepared
today? Because he knew what We're
talking about which is I'm saying it's much better than,
you know, normal. Anyways, the other voice that
you hear students at home, is our training trainer and
training in the classroom Corbin.
Please say hello to everybody Corbin.
Hey, oh, so we're talking about Slowpoke today, because mr.
Curtis was actually pretty slow. Walking from side to side
pretending he was fast. Literally he sent he said abre,
oh, said I'm sorry, I must have missed that.
Not come prepared for class tie. You know what?
But yeah, you're right. I didn't what else I'm not gonna
look I'm not gonna defend myself and I didn't come prepared at
all. I felt I felt like I had been
not really been bringing my best to classical a seat.
Oh, don't I went above and beyond.
I just wanted to make sure Curtis great is when you're at
your best or annoying as hell. So I'd prefer you at your worst.
In fact, I'd pay to see you at your worst.
Thank you. It's pretty scary.
I don't know. I don't know if you'd want that.
I actually, you know what, I'd prefer not to see you at all.
Most of the If that's okay, that might be his best.
Actually, speaking of which, once a week is a lot.
Can we see? Can we convene for class every
other week? Is that a, is that a
possibility? Maybe the week mr.
Chris week. Lot to take, we could you
bi-weekly all we could where we do twice a week.
No, that's too much. Yeah, that's what you wanted,
right? You wanted bi-weekly.
No bi-weekly means every other week.
That's um, that's doubly week. Bi-weekly means to know twice.
A week is double weekly. Come on that.
And that doesn't make any sense. Nobody dams, Demi, weakly no.
Oh my God. No, it's double weekly.
All right, we're not doing double weekly classes.
I could barely process one class a week.
All right. There's a lot of information.
Much is for certain. I'm 10 years old.
My brain is still mush. Are we?
Let me test out your brain here for a second Corbin.
All right okay let me see how will you remember things what?
Okay. Oh c'mon are we learning about
today? Sort of the day, right?
Remember member Corben wasn't that running fast like this
Rapidash? What about rapid actually right?
Yeah, that that doesn't start with an a oh Corbett.
Do it again? Do it again.
Do it again, do it again real quick.
Hold on. Oh, I think I think.
I think he blinked again, your have to learn to run by a real
quick. Yeah.
He's too fast. No, he's not.
He's just so much. Just humoring him.
It's a, it's a, I remember. I remember.
Yes, Abra. Excellent job.
We are learning about Abra today.
It's also known as the Sigh Pokemon, which I guess is short
for psychic, I don't know but because you know psychic powers
is abra's or psychic powers are A whole thing.
Is that the correct grammar there?
I don't know. I'm not English.
Teacher, psychic powers be a Bruce thing.
That's what it is. Yeah, they do be his thing.
Yeah, that's it. That's correct.
Who has anybody seen an Abra in the wild?
They're kind of they're a little bit more rare than you know like
your Caterpie or your magic. Um, I went on a field trip once
and it disappeared in the wild very quickly.
I can't I've never seen one up close because they always
teleport away when I get close. Okay, Alright.
Alright, so here's what's gonna happen.
Alright, I have an Abra here in this Pokeball.
All right, so you're going to ask both of you to try to, you
know, no. Clear your heads as much as
possible. Try, I don't think it on thing.
I came here cleared, I'm good. Not a thought in that man's
head. What about you mr.
Curtis oh, okay. I yeah, he's starting to drool I
think he's pretty much. I think you got a good class
idiots here. I think we're ready for this.
All right. You students at home?
Do try, try your best to not, just have a care.
Take this moment right now, just Zen out, Zen out for, don't
think about anything. Don't think about how, you know,
I should get a Pokemon from the professor, don't think about
that. Don't think about how Curtis is
a really annoying voice and it kind of sounds like a bunch of
like a hive of be drills. Just like, just scratching
underwater, don't think about any of that, just empty your
mind. Okay?
Okay. Alright.
So now that we have that all squared away, I'm gonna go ahead
and throw out. Abra okay.
Sorry I'm trying to think about anything.
Yeah, I know. I think it's really cute.
I'm not if you can't you can't. You do have to think a little
bit. Just think quietly, just think
quietly. All right, and don't think any
kind of you know, aggressive thoughts, quietly?
Okay okay yeah quite well, you don't have to talk quietly.
No, nothing, no talking at all. No, you could, you can talk, you
can talk I am picturing. I've been picturing a nice
Meadow. Oh yeah.
In the center of this Meadow. I think I think a likes it to
look it's starting to it's going to be that little like you know
like twitch things twitch thing that you know, like a like a
growl with does when it's sleeping.
Hmm. Aw how cute?
How cute? Okay, I'm gonna do and there's a
who is I didn't know that we are doing ASMR in this class.
Professor. Oh Give me the recording device
here. Now, don't know.
Bring that. No back here.
Yeah, I'm dreaming of a white Christmas thinking about cookies
and a field. A lot of cookies thinking about
Perry the side duck and me, just frolicking in the field just you
know, we're dreaming of milk and honey and cookies and a lot of
other. So yeah, there's some combes
with that honey. There's some Um, combes and then
we might do Maori not Quinn. I think, I think you angered the
queen of the, what I wouldn't do that.
No, I would coming after, you know, I that's not Corvin.
Oh no. Look up behind you.
I wouldn't know. That's not there, it's not
there. It's fine.
It's, it's not okay. Okay, this is perfect.
This is perfect. Now we get to see.
You may see that you don't see abre What?
Yes, it has. What did you do to it?
Well, as you Corbin, all right, you had that aggressive thought
you put it in my head that was being attacked by a Vespa Quinn.
I was you, that was you that did that?
I mean, that cause said that, that showed us a main defense
mechanism. All right, if it can abra's have
the ability to read minds, all right?
And that lets them know when danger is approaching even while
they're asleep, and when that happens, they teleport away.
So let's let's Do a quick little fun, little hide and go seek.
See if we can find, where the Abra is hiding?
Do I just walk around the room and just touch the airplane?
Look, it's not invisible, it's not okay.
It just teleported. Okay, so some sand around the
room and it's not invisible, okay?
All right. I just need to look, see it with
your eyes. I have bad eyes.
Okay. All right.
Is that everyone? Everyone has to be a for Isaac,
mr. Curtis, look at him looking A
dork with those broken glasses. All right, I'm talking behind my
desk, I'll see it under here, I don't be maybe a mr.
Curtis check your backpack if you could scarce you.
Okay, he's I think he's right now.
He's dead. There's white foam coming from
his mouth. Should we call the Chauncey?
Yeah, he's fine. Looking his backpack for me.
Sure, sure. Hey what uh, what's God, what?
Get away from me. Uh, what are you doing over
here? I'm checking to find out what
the average is. It went away after the
professor. Put it dirty thought in my head.
I'm not dirty. But it was terrifying.
Jeez. That was, I mean it, did he call
out the a break yet? Like I didn't even and even see
one occasion been out. It just it disappeared, dude,
it's one of those well I don't know where it is.
Okay. Well it's not invisible.
Okay? It's not a bird.
If I can't see it, it's not there.
Okay, well, it is not there. That's true.
It doesn't mean it's invisible. It's ever heard of the whole
Schrodinger Skitty, huh. If I don't see it, it's not
there. That's not, that's not what.
Sure, hold on. Hold on, hold on, let's check my
backpack. Excuse me, abre.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
Let me see it now but there's not there's not one of my
backpack. Hey professor, it's actually not
invisible. I don't know why you thought it
was. There it is.
Okay, tell me since you guys can see it very clearly because it's
not invisible. Give me some defining features
of an Abra that. Let's see.
It's very it's it has very slanty eyes.
Like, can it see? Well, those are closed.
It is, it is asleep. Oh, it's all just sleeps all the
time, not all the time. But most of the time it does
look, it looks. It's his feets looks like grab
ins. Yeah.
Those feet. Listen them.
Stems Feats was made for Gravity.
All right. Yep.
It has a shoulder pads and plays
football it. Yeah, it kind of honestly, it
looks a little bit like a marionette like a little puppet
doesn't it? It does and it has a really long
tail in proportion to its body and really big feet too but it
doesn't use any of those because Abra Abra is muscles are pretty
are pretty weak, because I really have much in the muscle
mass arm, which is interesting coming from a Poliwrath which is
almost all muscle to an Abra, which is a Pokémon with
practically no muscles. Well, you can relate to that,
right, mr. Curtis, I don't.
Yeah, exactly. I'm all muscle.
No, not that. I meant abre.
I also, you know, I think the best thing about Abra is it It's
got a cute nose. Yeah, yeah, it's for sniffing
out all that brain. That brain matter juice, the
brain juice that brain, that that thinking thinking liquid
that thinking liquid, is that a scientific term?
No, no, it's not. Okay.
All right. That sounds funny though, right?
It does. It does sound funny say it
again? Thanking liquid.
Ha ha, ha comedy. I mean, it's just really I don't
know. Is the cute little ring around
its tail to? I don't have that.
Does that do anything? Because the brown shoulder part
of it, like matter, like it's all yellow, except for its upper
torso and the ring around its tail.
Does that look mean anything? I would call, I would call that
a light tan a light tan. Okay, all right.
Yeah. Call that dirt Brown you
wouldn't call it a beige. Mr. Curtis base.
Yeah. Khaki a cat.
No, that's not khaki. Khaki little more no more attend
to it. Okay.
I'm sorry. It's a, it's a it's a
sun-kissed. Yeah.
Sand. Okay, I'll let him put Avril
back into the Pokeball. Second, you can read some
Pocono. Hey, it's right there.
Professor on, if you saw it already on the desk, she's way
behind me. It's, I don't know.
I don't know how I told it. Creep me out, man.
That's kind of rude. That's a little rude.
It's pretty cute. You shouldn't say that.
Yeah, it can't. It can't understand me.
It doesn't is very smart. It's going back in the Pokeball,
by should have named it. Hello Casey.
No why not? How about uh how about About
Terry. I'm calling it Casey.
All right, let's go ahead and read some Pokedex entries.
I'm gonna how about Caterpie? What.
No Knock em out. What's know?
What would you call it Caterpie. Absolutely.
Are you one of those jerks that you know names gives her Pokémon
a nickname? That's different like a
different Pokemon so you're like hey go go Metapod and it's
actually like like a like a Palkia or so stories.
Yeah. Like Blastoise.
Wow. Yeah.
No. Hey.
Nobody likes you. Okay.
All right. Well it was good seeing Terry
hope to see him again. Next week fully evolved this.
This average name is Casey. No Teri Teri the teleporting
out. Know, I know Casey.
All right, starting off in the Kanto region.
The first one says, using, its ability to read minds, it will
identify impending danger and teleport to safety.
Wow. Yeah.
Kind of like, almost like precognition, right?
Yeah. Like, like hindsight, you know,
the apis, right? Well, the opposite of mine site
or sites. Not.
Oh, no. Wait.
What's the difference? Well, hindsight is when you like
do something and you're like, Man, that wasn't a good idea
that thing that I just did. But oh site is like behind such
after the fact, right? Yeah, that's yeah.
That's what I'm saying. Okay.
Gotcha. Yeah.
Oh, Mike behind. Like, be hindsight.
See, that makes sense when you were like that.
I know why don't think it's call it behind say why they like take
that? I don't know.
I don't get I'm not an English teacher.
I can't answer these questions. You're not, you can't.
Okay, next one here says it sleeps for 18 hours a day.
Same. If it senses danger, it will
teleport yourself to safety even as it sleeps.
Whoa, that's pretty cool that I could do that, even while it's
asleep. Yeah, it's like it's like an
automatic thing. It just goes just pops right out
of Or even when sleeping, I wonder if it teleports, it's got
a Teleport to a place. It's been before.
I can't just teleport. Somewhere has never been not
necessarily in fact, wheel guy. Think there's a pokedex entry
here that will kind of an so kidding.
Wow. Okay, no, write a question that
you asked the has an answer in the Pokédex has that's actually
that doesn't happen very often. It really doesn't.
I know, I wish it would happen more.
Alright, the last thing here from the Kanto region says, even
while asleep it can sense a practical sense enemies
approaching Teleports itself to a distant spot if there is any
danger, right? Okay.
All right. Moving on to the Johto region,
its senses impending attacks and teleports away to safety before
the actual tax can strike. Pretty much same thing.
Okay, this this one's interesting and maybe you can
help me because I've read this one a couple times and not quite
sure what they're trying to say here.
If it decides to teleport randomly, it creates the
illusion, Ian that it has created copies of itself.
Hmm. If it tell us wavy, if it
teleport easements teleporting so fast that it looks like
there's multiple copies of it. Well, it's like a mirage.
It's like it's like it's still there but oh, I get it.
Okay, so let's say, let's say you're in a battle with an Abra,
right? Okay.
I'm fighting. I'm punching an aberrant.
Oh no, did you? No, not you.
Okay. Listen, fine.
Let's say there's something quick.
Like a Rattata going after an Abra.
It's going to teleport so quickly around that root.
It teleports so quickly that it looks like there's let's say it
teleports between five different locations around and around our
data. While it's fighting it it's
gonna teleport so quickly. It's going to look like there's
five of them. It's like, it's like, it's like
the Sands lashes. Getting double-teamed.
Yeah. It's like, it's like it's like
when you, when you wave your hand really, really fast.
And it looks like you have like five or six hands.
Whatever. Like it's like that.
Hold on. I have to get into the mindset.
Professor? Jacob.
I choose you. Wait, what?
Professors, Jacob use punch. What, what is this?
What are you doing? Do you roll playing right now?
Who is our professor? Okay this is dumb plan is Right,
Punch? Don't do this, don't do this.
I think you guys are on drugs. I thought you were supposed to
bring the boom box to class. Why are you playing this?
I'm sorry. I'd listen.
That the professor said, he was visualizing himself on the
battlefield punching a burr in the face.
I just had to I had to connect the dots, I had to know why was
the professor on the battle? We know how much Paris gets into
his his role play, sometimes why we don't feel Do that here.
Alright, well we don't we don't do that.
Here, that look role-plays for people that are cringy and weird
and that go LARP around in the woods.
All right, this isn't a place for that.
All right, this is a class room and we have serious discussions
about Pokemon. Yes, and thank you, thank you,
Corbin for. I think, I think you are right
where it like, just create it teleports so quickly and
randomly that, it creates it makes it look like it's created
copies of itself, I thought, hey, I'm glad I could clear that
up for you. Do I get your job after, huh?
We said no live action role playing in the classroom closet.
All right. Fine fine.
Alright. Alright, the next one here, the
last time for the Johto region, says it hypnotizes itself so
that it can teleport away when it senses danger.
Even if it is asleep. Hypnotizes itself, uh, it yeah.
And hypnotizes its self, there's a find the nearest Poliwhirl and
just stare at its undulating spiral Probably not.
I'm, I don't know. It doesn't really say how it
does it. I'm assuming it kind of like
meditate or something and puts itself in a trance.
Oh God, and conditions, its brain, to automatically teleport
away. If it senses danger.
I don't know. I'm making a lot of jumps here
and to these conclusions. So we can't say for certain
whether or not, they're true. But, you know, you can kind of
think about it and maybe that's how it happens.
Something to think about some in the think about.
So a little something, One for later.
All right, moving on to the Helen region, ever sleeps for 18
hours a day. However it can sense the
presence of foes even while it is asleep in this situation,
such situation this Pokemon immediately teleports to safety
immediately. It's like a reflex.
Exactly. Yeah, it probably is a reflex
honestly like an instinct. Yeah, it's gotta be the next
one. Here says, tincture will catch.
Ah, Sure Noah can instinctual for should we pop?
That's not obvious. That said to noise an Abra makes
when when teleports whose shit that maybe she may be in your
head it's a little bit lower but yeah that's pretty.
You get the gist adult okay the next one says a Pokemon that
sleeps 18 hours a day observations revealed that it
uses teleport to change its location once every hour.
Wow yeah constantly on the move. But it doesn't have any
Predators though. I mean, yeah, I think it seems
to be a losing battle to try to like hunts and eats and Amaura
because yeah I mean maybe it can't like fight back but I mean
good luck catching it. Yeah.
True the the next one here says Abra needs to sleep for 18 hours
a day. If it doesn't this Pokemon loses
its ability to use telekinetic Powers.
Oh, so it's like a muscle has to flax, that's cool.
Well, yeah, if you don't, if you don't use it, you lose it.
It's one of the other things. Now that's nothing.
That's that I'm going to read that again because not quite
sure you understood it. I'm not sure.
Quite, you know what? I don't think you get it.
All right. Well, then I should definitely
read it again. Breathe again for yourself.
Please Abra Emma. Okay, it's good.
Why'd you Barnyard? Are you good either?
God, you sound like a Houndoom. It's not.
I'm good. Uh-huh.
All right. That will sound like a sick
hound. Okay, Albert needs to sleep for
18 hours a day if it doesn't, this Pokemon loses its ability
to you, okay? All right.
Okay, I thought of it if it didn't use this telekinetic
Powers once every hour then it loses it.
No, no. Okay somehow it got jumbled in
my brain, if it is attacked a burr escapes using teleport
while I was still sleeping, that was all.
That was the rest of that, okay, okay, on one.
So yeah, if it doesn't sleep for 18 hours a day, If it sleeps for
17 hours and 59 minutes, it loses to the kinetic Powers.
Now, I'm not sure if it loses them forever or just until it
can like catch up on sleep. Probably at that point.
It does loses power and it does become just a regular Caterpie
at that. It's not, it's not, it's not
human type. It just becomes a kid.
Just becomes a child with a long tail.
Yeah, it does look a lot like the little kid, doesn't it?
I don't know how many yellow looking kids with long tails and
shoulder pads. Sorry, it's going to add it if
it's like. It's like Really far away and
you can't see the tail. All right, look if I'm if I'm
like what's a little football kid?
Doing if somebody was drunk or like, sniff the whole bunch of
Shroomish has shared an eye. Could see what you're saying,
you know, it's going to be really disappointing when we do
get to Shroomish in the Pokédex and it doesn't mention.
It's incredibly hallucinogenic odor that it releases its fumes
look well we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
All right yeah we'll cross that bridge when we get there hey
watch your mouth. I said bitch that's what you
were. Saying.
Okay. All right just making sure God
God you just okay but yeah I can't with you.
He better not be better about your language.
Professor. Jesus.
Okay. All right.
This one time I'm talking about. You Corbin.
I'm sorry. Need to be better.
All right this next one says it sleeps for 18 hours a day.
It uses a variety of extrasensory Powers even while
asleep. Oh nice.
Okay. Okay.
Moving on to these Sinnoh region.
The first one says, it sleeps for 18 hours a day.
Even when awake Take it teleports itself while remaining
seated. So great doesn't.
It's sweet. It's not get up and walk around.
It just sits there. No constantly is ever walk.
I don't know, I don't know. I've never seen one.
Have you ever seen one walk? I hi, I have, I wouldn't need
to. Why would you know, it just
teleports itself to wherever it wants to go?
Would it be great to be like, you know, sitting on the couch
under like Ice-T some chips right now and then you just like
teleport yourself to the to the chip closet and then Teleport
yourself. Right back to the couch.
Yeah, I think it's in a cookie jar, but I understand Professor
would be nice. That would be nice.
So nice. What else can you do a
teleportation? Oh no my frisbee is stuck up in
that tree here. I'll get it.
Be sure more frisbee I don't know I mean there's a lot you
could do. I mean yeah you see is you
teleport out of prison if you get arrested?
You know, man, I forgot, I forgot my ATM password.
If only I could oh here bishop or into the ATM machine, grab
some cash. She'll pop right back out or you
could you prepare into the jail? I mean, at the jail.
Sorry the the bank and steals the money.
Oh yeah. Exactly.
And to the Volga, hold on. Now, hold on a minute.
Yeah or I could report right inside of mr.
Curtis has ariados right. Wait, what?
Oh, just just destroy it from the inside out, know which one
he's got. Like 50 the now you're just
talking nonsense, you can't do that.
The big one with two extra sets of arms.
Oh God. You can listen there's room for
you to teleport into its egg Sac.
Hey, you know, I don't really want to teleport in anybody's
exact. However, if I were an abroad,
the one thing I would do is I would let me tell you, I would,
I would tell important to the girls locker room.
He had be fun, right? You're at your tent.
There is even a gym class in this school.
Why would you need? What do you even know about
girls locker room? Hey, it's not called Gym classes
called the Tackle education because you learn about your
body. Alright.
Yeah, you learn a lot and that class.
Sure. You do you learn?
And I learned that I can't run more than two minutes and I will
start wheezing very hard. Okay, let me, let me go ahead.
We all learned how fast I was. I am today.
Curtis you weren't fast so quick.
You just made it sound like you were with your mouth.
That was don't don't understand. It wasn't fast so fast.
He was so slow to Fast. Close quick slow didn't look at
your moving at, all right. Eat the snake Centre here.
Says, even while asleep it maintains a telepathic radar.
It teleports when it is threatened boring, we are know
that using its psychic power is such a strain on its brain.
That needs to sleep for 18 hours a day for Pokémon.
Yes, go ahead. I was just say for Pokemon that
is so focused on using its psychic abilities, for to take
that much effort to use psychic powers.
I mean, what's a little like it, it's like a powers are pretty.
I mean, it can teleport like as often as it wants to.
Yeah. And I could deep materialize and
reappear somewhere else, that's crazy and I can read minds, it
can read minds. Yeah.
And it has other telekinetic powers or as this one says, how
long where is it? Extrasensory abilities.
Yeah, a variety of extrasensory abilities.
So I mean whatever that brains doing a lot, it's doing a lot in
it. Yeah.
All right, I believe you. Okay.
That does it for the center region.
Let's meet Let me go ahead and move on to the Lola region
because as you guessed, you Nova in Kalos.
Can I just owe bar over? But so lazy.
They're so lazy eventually, we're going to get some entries.
That Catalyst really put some mustard on but, you know, not
now. Not yet.
Yeah. All right.
I don't like mustard. Very much Professor.
More of a relish man. Myself.
Yeah, we'll get to somewhere. They really relish the
opportunity to make a new entry. That was, that was funny, that's
good. Thanks.
That's all right. The first lady Lola region,
Masala. The first one in the whole
region, says, shut up. Whoa, that's a really aggressive
pokedex entry. Yeah, but it does say that I
said, shut up, it sleeps 18 hours a day, even while
sleeping. It will teleport itself to
Treetops and pick and eat berries there.
Wow. Okay.
And eat berries. They're pissed and he buries
her. Well, how high can a Teleport up
and would you bury his grow at the top of trees?
He's, yeah. I mean, I get most of Mind by
shaking the trees sounds about right to me.
Okay, I'm not a, I'm not a berry ologist.
What do I know yum? I the next one says, it can
teleport itself to safety while it's asleep but when it wakes,
it doesn't know where it is. So it panics.
Oh, because of to teleport again, Professor, if it's
panicking, I don't. I mean danger and panic.
You are kind of different. I think maybe it doesn't feel
danger but it feels confusion and that freaks it out.
I don't know, I don't know maybe maybe it does teleport again to
somewhere it says no. But but that answers your
question Corbin about whether or not it can only teleport to a
place it knows so like it it has more it has its more coherent
with what it's doing when it's asleep because it makes it sound
like when it wakes up. It doesn't know where it is.
Yes, because it was asleep. All it No.
Listen it's sleep. All it knows is how to teleport,
right? It's just a reaction.
All it knows is danger. Eminent teleport, get out of
here. Hit the eject.
Okay, so I was thinking this whole time.
It was choosing where to teleport when it teleports out
of danger. It doesn't, it doesn't know
where it's going. Okay.
Yeah. I just teleported you honestly.
What if it teleport himself off a cliff?
What if it teleported itself inside?
Another Pokemon? I guess it can't.
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know I'm sure
there's some 50 mechanisms implanted in the it's
teleporting ability. Otherwise, get a lot of a deaths
and they weren't really sure. Maybe that's why they're so
rare. Well, they could spot a white
decided to teleport under my desk.
Yeah, this is absolutely no danger there.
This right is the safe place I don't know.
Your feet are pretty stank mr. Curtis it's that's the danger in
itself. He many many people find my feet
to be appropriately. Smelling no one says that that's
you're making that. Shut up.
What is appropriate? Smelly even mean it means it
just means, you know what, it's what feet have a particular odor
and my feet smell like an average.
So it's all like somebody smells your feet is like man.
That smells really good and but they also smell your feet.
Be like, oh God, that was some nasty feet.
They smell it and they're like no yeah that's what a foot
smells like I was sort of foot smells like it's exactly right?
It's a foot right there. You got what you came?
You go like, this is the Segway a Segway we've ever segwayed.
Okay. Anyways, talking about feet.
This next entry says, it uses various psychic powers, even
while it's sleeping. So you can't tell whether or not
it's a wake, was it through his feet.
Nothing, I just wanted to move on to the next Century.
Okay? Alright.
And the last one here from the Lola region says, it can read
other's minds and will teleport away.
When danger approaches You must clear your mind if you want to
catch it. Yeah, right.
How do you do that? How do you, how do you clear
your mind so much? Oh, I can clear my mind you.
Well, mr. Curtis, you can, but you do see
that puts you into a comatose state?
You can't. We do anything.
You would literally foaming from the mouth earlier, all right.
We should be able to throw the Pokeball.
It's true. That does that just happened to
me? You have to fight, you have to
find that equilibrium between not thinking about a whole lot.
But also being conscious enough to throw the Poke Ball and catch
it. Yeah, yeah.
Good luck with that. Yeah.
Come on. I don't think I'd be a very good
average trainer. I'm just saying, I don't think I
would be in my brain. My brain is too active.
I'm constantly thinking about stuff.
Yeah, you're just so smart. Yeah, that wasn't you said it
not me. All right, the guilty, you'll be
charged yet. Professors very smart.
See, I said it too? Oh my God, I wish I never likes
a copycat. Yeah, yeah.
Shut up. There likes like nobody.
A copy Skitty. All right?
Yeah, that's yeah. The professor is Awesome and
okay intelligent move. Okay let's let's read some more
entries here. So we're done with you little
region. Let's read the gal, our region.
The first one says, this Pokemon uses its psychic powers while it
sleeps. The contents of a bridge dreams,
affect the powers that the Pokemon wields.
What? Yeah, I'm not sure how.
I don't know if it like it changes what powers of can use
or if it changes just the strength and intensity of the
powers. Hmm, maybe if it thinks about
something upsetting it's going to use its Is it a more random
chaotic way? I don't know.
Good dreams equal. Good powers back.
Yeah, that's right. Even better Powers curse.
It sounds like a really good motivational poster.
Good dreams. Equals good powers, and it's the
picture of Curtis for the thumbs up smiling.
Yeah. And a bra on a shoulder, under
his desk, whatever, and Abra Abra on one shoulder spinarak on
the other. But it's one of those, like, you
know, like holographic like posters where, like, when you,
At it from one angle. It's a different picture and it
just look at angles in the eyebrows like, teleporting all
over the place. Oh, that's you know what?
You should be in graphic design. Don't know what you're doing
here. He's hey, should this classroom
have merch? Can we do that?
Can classrooms have merch, could classrooms have merch.
I mean, like everyone's needs to show school spirit, right?
Yeah, it's true. And yeah, School classrooms have
like, you know, class teacher. So I get especially when they go
on field trips or like to have like a like a, you know, a
glass, I don't event that they do.
I think I think that's something that we could look into if our
classroom expands for if our student body expands.
I don't see why we can't have, you know holographic, mr.
Curtis poster. Okay?
No, I don't think anyone wants to buy it.
That'd be cool though. I don't think any, I don't think
any student would want to purchase that.
I'm sorry. Well, students, to students at
home, if you would like to pop purchase a holographic, mr.
Curtis Buzzard, please let us know by emailing us at wfo C'Mon
at gmail.com or Or man mentioning us on Twitter at wfo,
C'Mon as well. You're gonna get a response from
every single student that just says, no just simply.
No, that's how God subject line, just know.
So if you send me that, I'll have to be like a cheese, it's
so hard to comprehend or they must mean they want it.
Oh, that's right. No, I can't live without it is
what they're trying to say. Okay yeah.
All right. Fresno, the words right?
For my mouth? Okay.
The last entry here says, Abra can teleport in its sleep?
No way. Wow, apparently the again,
apparently, we have we haven't confirmed this or not.
Apparently, the more deeply Abra sleeps, the farther it's
teleportations Go. I mean, that's not something.
You can really observe like how deep of a sleep.
Can you mean, you can't tell how deep is your sleeve?
Okay. Is that really something you can
measure? Like, how deep?
It's, you know, really asleep. You know what I mean?
Like that. So, I guess you could say a
parent. Yes.
I'm, you can measure very well. You definitely can't.
You can hook up, you know, we even talked about it with
Jigglypuff, right? We know that there's a certain
Brightwell, wait, brain wave, length, that's associated with
something. Being in a deep sleep.
Right, it's true, right? So you can measure that that,
you know, wavelength in the brain, you can see if a person a
deep sleep or not, and then we could like, you know, things,
Been really scary and see how far it teleports true.
We could also be testable. You could all you can also just
give some a Borough, some like warm milk and sing it a lullaby
and like, what's milk? You know, give it.
Give it, maybe like 20 minutes to like really get.
It's comfortable Zone. Yeah.
And then and then like go boo and get it to teleport versus
like you know having it just kind of dozed while it's sitting
in a chair. Air and see how far it will
teleport. Yeah.
Like yeah, there's ways we could do it.
We could do it. We have the power.
But listen, we don't, we don't want to give away our research
techniques. Of course not.
No, no, I want to be the one that figures I warm.
Milk recipe is a family secret. What's melk?
I don't know what milk is, what's milk?
It comes from a milk tank. Oh, milk after saying milk, okay
also it's miltank not know. Know what I'm hey.
Look tank was a milk tank, mr. Curtis no tank?
God. Oh my gosh are you even a member
of this class? Learn how to talk?
Yeah, learn how to talk learn, I'm sorry a little bit.
I will do better. I will do better Professor.
I'm sorry, I'll try. Yeah, well, you know as long as
he's trying his best, that's all that matters.
Well okay. Okay, that does it for the
regional Pokedex entries. I think it's time to read the
unique Pokedex entries. We have two of them this time.
The first one comes to us from ashes Pokedex, it says, Abra a
psychic power Pokémon. That's all the fuck Jack says,
it says it's a sigh Pokemon, but whatever it sleeps, 18 hours a
day, but it employs telekinesis even while sleeping, huh?
That is super near there. The last one, here comes to us
from Don's Pokédex. John Abra the Sigh Pokemon when
apra senses an imminent, attack it escapes by teleporting.
Okay. Yeah.
I mean even really need to read those.
I know you be the judge. Okay?
That does it for the Pokedex entries.
I also have here an unsourced uncredited article.
Let's give it a read. See if we can, you know,
discern. If there's any inconsistencies
here. Maybe, you know, critique it a
little bit. Okay.
All right. Abra is, I is a bipedal Pokemon.
That is primarily yellow. If you do you wouldn't, you
wouldn't know that by watching it do anything.
It doesn't ever get up it just teleports while it's sitting.
Well, me. It does have two things that are
clearly feet. Yeah, Curtis come.
Well, that's still by I pee like there for grabbing but doesn't
bipedal mean you walk on those two feet.
Like, we don't ever see a walk. Yeah, that's my point is with
me. I have a kind of like his milk.
What is what is? Okay?
So there's quadrupedal, there's bipedal.
What is what is no feet Slytherin, whether it's Slither,
Slither, know, people, They be slithering as 00 p dou z,
repeatable and antipodal. It sounds like a weird Pokemon
that we have not discovered the neg up edel.
Oh no. That's that's one for the
scholars. Yeah, it's face is a kite shape
with a small pair of pale, yellow snout.
And two short pointed ears, with pale yellow Interiors.
It's white eyes are normally closed.
A body is segmented with black skin.
The segment with black skin is visibly All between its joints.
Oh I guess I didn't think that I was skin.
I just thought it was like kind of hollow.
No it's not it's not a ghost type.
Come on don't be ridiculous. Of course that was again because
like look you look under it's like the weird little pauldron I
can't I it's not it's not out. Sorry here here I printed out
this picture. Oh okay picture okay.
Yeah yeah. So you can see it like it's that
same black color under its pauldron looking things.
Oh yeah you're right. You're right.
But I guess if you look Look, I don't know, is that skin if
Opera has black skin? It kind of like throws off my
entire understanding of what an a looks like.
Okay, it's skin. Okay.
Just leave it alone. I mean but is is that mean what
we're looking at is normally a mask, is it wearing a gold mask
all the time? Dude, I can't I can't think I
can't. I'm just gonna keep reading
this. All right, this is blowing my
mind. Okay, abra's body is segmented
with black skin visible between its joints and along its neck.
It has to Brown pauldron shaped extensions on its shoulders.
As well as a brown folds like piece on its around its chest
fold. It was his plate armor.
It's like a like a, like a night.
Like some of the plays football. Yeah.
It's just like a football. It's like a football costume
told you? I don't know.
Oh, yes. A football costume itself of all
costume. Yeah costume.
Yeah. Next time we go to a football
game. I'll tell them.
Hey, nice costumes. Their footballers.
Nice. Excellent.
Excellent, showing good. Sir on your on your costume is
is quite crisp. Where'd you get that?
At Halloween. Where did you get your costume
at? I also would like to look like a
football player. Can you tell me what can you
tell me? Watch sports, yeah, laughs I
love the sports. All of them.
It has three digits on each hand and foot but it's fingers are
considerably shorter than its toes.
That's how I know it's bipedal to of its toes face forward and
one faces back. His tail is thick and long with
a Brown Band located near the tip African sense, danger,
through a telepathic radar when it does it.
Teleports to a safe location. However, it sometimes becomes
panicked. If it wakes up in an unknown
location by hypnotizing itself, Abra is able to teleport itself,
even while sleeping it can use other extrasensory abilities
while sleeping as well, and can even teleport into the Treetops
to pick and eat berries, the deeper, Abra sleeps, the
farther, it teleports, due to the strain of a telepathic
Powers. However, Abra sleeps, 18 hours
each day and fails to rest long enough, it will become unable to
use its powers The contents in a dream can affect its powers a
bird lives, in urban areas, but has been observed to teleport to
a different location. Once poor per hour, if it
teleports randomly, it can create illusory copies that is.
Yeah, and all checks out that was.
That was all, yeah, that was all accurate.
It was pretty close to being accurate, pretty close, pretty
far to the course I'd say know how I feel about that skin.
That black skin thing that you can't say that.
Okay. I think it's time to take a take
a look-see And see how much you guys have been listening and how
much you've been retaining. All I was ever going to read all
of our thoughts. No, God, I would not want that.
I do not want to see into your mind or heaven.
Forbid, mr. Curtis is mine.
I have to go. I have to clear.
Have to clear myself? Hold on.
No, you don't know? No, don't no, no, no, we're not,
we're not actually bringing the ab route.
You don't have to clear yourself.
Curtis please? Okay, okay.
Good, you're fine. Whoo, I did not want you to see
what I was thinking about that. Why did you look at me and lick
your lips? When you said that Alison in
horror? Sighs myself.
Oh, shit. That was in your house, in your
imagination. I don't want to imagine that.
I wouldn't imagine that. Okay.
All right, all right, order in the classroom.
Let's go ahead and get out our Rotom laptops.
Put away, our Pokedex has maybe, you know, get a get a newspaper
out in case you need to do some paper mache later on.
I don't know. Who knows what to know that's
gonna be in this quiz. I don't think that's okay.
Whatever Professor. I've got my paste.
Ready. Good.
Perfect. He did.
You bring your pace today. Corbin my pace.
What taste paste paste. You always have to bring Pace to
class Corbin. Don't in the syllabus.
Yeah, I got my Pace. You kidding me?
Yeah, of course. Thank you.
All right, I'm glad we're all on the same page here.
All right, I'll be all ready to start.
Yes, yes, question. Number one, what?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry guys.
Off easy here. Okay, okay.
Overthink this. All right, what is abra's main
form of Escape? If it is about to be attacked,
wow, take this just only mention 80,000 times.
Hey, take your time on this one guys.
Okay, both of the answers are in, so let me go ahead and read
a Corbin's first. Yeah, actually pretty quick
guys, I'm pretty impressed. The Corbin says that a main form
of Escape is teleportation. Okay.
Maybe it's right on. Oh yeah.
Maybe I don't know, mr. Curtis says, Abra does like to
teleport to escape danger? Yeah, it does it does yes,
teleportation, you Exactly correct.
Yes, honestly a bird could be known as the teleportation
Pokemon because like that's that's that's that's its main
thing. That's a signature.
Yep. Okay.
Question number two, how many hours a day must Abra sleep.
And what happens if it can't get those hours?
Both of the answers are in? Let's go ahead and see what
Corbin has to say. Corbin says, it has to sleep 18
hours. If it doesn't reach 18 hours, it
can It use its psychic abilities, and mr.
Curtis says, 18 hours a day, hitting 18 hours a day.
It must sleep. Otherwise it can lose the
ability to use its power. All right, all right now.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna be a stickler here.
Oh, okay, so let me, let me read the the Pokedex entry where this
is specifically stated, okay. It says, Abra needs to sleep for
18 hours a day. If it doesn't, this Pokemon
loses the ability to use telekinetic Powers, okay?
All right. It doesn't lose all of its
powers just like telekinetic it can still read minds.
That's not telekinesis. That's telepathy.
Oh yeah, you're right. It can still read minds if it
doesn't say, 48 hours a day. But it can't, you know, lift
things or honestly, I would say like teleportation is also a
telekinetic ability. Okay.
Kinda maybe although you could argue that.
Ooh, that it's not. So, I don't know.
I should I take the points away here.
I don't think you should the wrong.
You're technically wrong. Well, you know what?
Okay, you're on the right path though.
And I feel like I was kind of like, you know, cheating you
guys out a little bit, kind of like baiting you in.
I think you should give it to us.
Right. Mr. Curtis, I think the
professor should do the fair and Equitable and just saying I'm
gonna give you guys three. Orders of a point, okay?
All right, fine. Sure you're pretty.
Close your pretty clothes. Sure.
All right. Thank you.
Thank you Professor. That was very that was very,
very echoey. Shut up.
Alright, well that was it fair, though.
Was it fair though? It was okay.
Okay. Question number three, what must
you do before? You can catch an Abra.
Okay. All right.
Let me go ahead and read these answers.
Corbin said you must clear your mind.
All right. Like, you're like, you're like,
you're a guru or thanks. I know, you think that of me and
mr. Curtis says own clear your mind.
Uh, there's a couple of there's a year and a couple of G's
there. Yes, he cleared his mind while
typing that he did, he did, I can he, I can feel the Drool on
his keyboard. All right?
Because they're both correct before, you can catch an Abra,
you must clear your mind or else you will alert it to your
presence. All right?
In number or minimum how frequently does Abra teleport.
Both of the answers are in, I mean, of course, read Corbin's
first, he says that Amber must teleport or Abra at a minimum
teleports once an hour exclamation point.
So you know, he nice. I know that I know he knows no,
no, you know it, you know, it and mr.
Curtis simply says, once per hour concise and to the point I
like it, I like it. Mr. Curtis once.
Yes, you are both correct at a minimum Abra teleports.
Once per hour, it can teleport more than that.
Obviously. It can like teleport so quickly
that it creates clones are fake. Clones of itself, seemingly
seemingly clone yourself. Yes, okay.
Question number 5. No.
Hey what? Ha ha.
Ha sign up for this. Hey what?
No, it's just so interesting. There had to be a physical.
No, I don't think so. Wrap it up, what?
No, no, yeah I won't do it. I mean if you want to take the L
on this one that's fine by me. You're going to take the El.
What is it? What is one factor that
determines how far an Abra can teleport?
Okay, both of the answers are in for this surprise.
Fifth question. The question was, what is one
factor that determines? How far in a bird can teleport
Corbin responded with how deep asleep.
It's in. Okay.
And there's a Curtis says How Deep The Abra sleeps can affect?
How far they can teleport? Yes.
A very, very concise answer there, mr.
Curtis, a very thank you. Well, thought out one What about
mine? Definitely better than Corbin's
and your ball. My God, you're both correct but
if I was like grading on how good an answer as you would
definitely be getting full marks, okay, all right.
Well you know what? And whatever, whatever, full
marks I'm done, you know? I'm done.
Hey, hey guys, it's not a competition, it's not a
competition. Hey right.
The only, the only person you're competing against is your past
self. Yeah, I think I'm doing better
than my. Let me tell you what I have.
I have scored some pretty highly well on some of the Previous
times. Yeah, you have buddy.
Let's, let's let's hey. Hey, maybe we should take a
break from talking there, mr. Courtesy, you know, you know,
you know, quite hitting on all cylinders.
Right? I don't think he's, I think he's
cleared his head a little too much today.
Yeah. Okay.
All right, so, are you guys ready for question number?
No, I'm done. Shut up.
No, I'm turning it in. I'll take the L.
No kidding. I'm kidding.
There is I there's only five questions so yeah, pretty close
to full marks. You guys got did miss that
second question but that's okay. It was kind of a tough one.
I admit, it was a tough one, but that does it.
For our lesson on abre, does anybody know who we will be
talking about next week? Dusk, all know.
That's a, that's a ghost-type Pokémon and we're okay.
It's much much further down in the polkadot 0 or somewhat the
evolved, which of the evolved form of Abra.
Yes. That's beyond right.
Mr. Mr. Curtis do you, you came very prepared for class.
They do. You have a guess?
It's Rowlett. Okay, we're learning.
Thing about Kadabra, which is the evolved form of a, you can
remember because Abra is literally in cadabra's name but
we'll, whoa, that's cool. Cod anyone abre?
I will all Pokémon did that. I know so much easier.
Yeah. Imagine what the most, the last
Pokemon registered in the National dex would be named.
Holy crap. Well, not that I meant that the
evolved form of Pokemon has its knowledge by like the last
Pokemon. The Pokedex is going to have
every other name. I don't want to like become Hey
guys, look, it's but it's Bulba IV.
Charge Mellie has Ardea Squirtle of, you know, just keep going,
dude. That was great.
That was amazing. Thanks, dude, I came up with at
the top of my head that that is exactly what it would be like it
is. Okay, well that's next lesson.
But if you have any questions for me, as I said before,
earlier in the lesson, you can gmail me which of course stands
for getting our mail wo A Pokémon at gmail.com, you don't
have a Gmail account. You can also message me on
Twitter, which is the bird Pokemon damned social network
site. I'm there at wo Pokémon as well,
but that does it for today's lesson.
So, until next time class is dismissed, welcome to the world
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