Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob. And this is my lecture series on
Pokemon biology. Joining me here today in the
classroom as he always does, is my wonderful teaching assistant,
mr. Curtis, I'm getting ready right
now. Meow, meow.
I think a lot of students are going to be checking out this
professor, I hate to interrupt mr.
Curtis, if you could say it, say it, say, a word, here, and a
word in Professor. I have been training for a week.
I'm ready to read for you in class.
Sounds like you burp, you know, practicing your operatic singing
which is, you know, exactly what we do here in this classroom.
It's like, it's like stretching a muscle Professor.
I mean, you just you are you talking like that, huh?
You are talking pretty weird. I don't like it.
You have to project and train
your boys. You just talk normal, please.
I can't believe I'm saying this but I miss the old mr.
Curtis of course, of course, professor Uh, sir, whatever you
need from me. I'm here for you, great.
And also, of course, joining us here in the classroom is our,
our, our one student that makes the long Trek to the classroom.
Every single lesson is, of course, our trainer and training
Corbin say load, everybody Corbin.
What's up? What's going on?
Hope everyone's having a good day night evening.
Wherever you are in the fine world of Pokemon, that's the
great thing about this. This lecture is that you can you
can listen to an Aviary, want, you can listen.
Are you want? As long as you listen to all of
them, you take the quizzes digitally, you prove that you
passed and you could be a trainer just like me.
Well I'm not one yet, I'm training to be one but yeah
that's Horace. While you're sweeping careful,
be careful. You don't want to eat it.
What if it's one of those that 3250 raging Tauruses, you know,
you got it. Oh yeah.
They're still running rampant. Hmm.
But okay. We have we have a deterrent now.
We have a spray deterrent that you can get in Spring yourself.
You have to do two different installments.
Of it to really get it Tina work well but, you know, we've got
that and I know there's some people out there saying that,
you know, the deterrent is gonna hurt you in some way or it's
bad. It's good.
You make you sneeze a lot. It's not true, it's not true.
Don't worry about it. All right, guys, these are the
turn is fine, all right, I've listened I've already taken my
Toros, flea bath three times. We'll wait, that's iPad.
Might wanna might want to see a Nurse Joy there.
Mr. Curtis three times. Is Through its only twice three
times bit too many Bud. I tell you what though the
second time and that was the kicker.
Hmm. Yeah I know something about this
second time is that it just it just like fills up your nostrils
way more. I haven't gotten my Toros sprays
yet so I'm still prone to getting trampled by Tauruses.
That's true. I mean you are you're only ten
years old. I'm only ten, I'm not allowed to
get it yet. They haven't approved 10 year
olds to get the, the spray for Torres, and they're worried that
Or very the damage that might do to your tears.
Are we learning about tourist today?
Can't remember. No we're not we're not letting
you at Torres that in fact he went, thank you.
Thank you for getting me back on track their corpsman.
Why I'm here C'Mon that we're learning about today is the
evolved form of Oddish. We talked about last time, we're
learning about Gloom now which is also known as the weed
Pokémon, sure. So, I mean see, I was this is
this isn't this really interesting actually in the
course of since last week. Our little Jerry Oddish.
The the are the manager of groundskeeping actually evolved
into a Gloom, did he know? I was going to have him come in
and kind of like, no talk to the class again.
But man, something happened with it.
When he evolved, he just he his attitude went right down the
pooper and I was only away. Unfortunately, we had to fire
him. We had he had the fire Jerry
Jerry. No, I Know, It's upsetting.
So anyway subsetting, I did bring a Pokeball, I do have a
Gloom and a Pokeball here that I borrowed from a different
professor. And so I'll go ahead and show
you that and we can talk about it and talk about the
differences between Gloom and Otis.
All right, well, let's see it. Lets see that bad boy?
Oh, I mean that's a pretty accurate name.
Looks kind of gloomy. Yeah, they do.
They do tend to look a little bit sad.
I'm sure whoever discovered this Pokemon, of course.
And I'm gone. I'm gonna have to get you to
keep your voice down. We gotta make sure that this
Gloom is calm and relaxed, sorry, otherwise, he will
release a stench that will knock everybody out.
I I think I've smelt mr. Curtis, I think I can, I think I
can handle this. I'm sure actually, although it
is interesting. We'll see you at the Pokedex
entries that, you know, there are a few people who actually
enjoy Gloom smell. Oh well, I feel like, I feel
like this Pokemon when it was, first discovered somebody just
looked at it and said, sad and they were like, oh that's we're
going to name it like now. Let's think of another more
creative name. They just went Gloom and that's
a Gloom. That's the name.
Yeah, I guess so Professor. Why does it have milk coming
from its mouth? What is that?
Well, see you That's not milk. That's nectar.
A lot of people think it's drool but it's not real.
Its nectar which has a very important purpose that will
learn about. As though, we're reading the
Pokedex entries. But specifically what what's,
what's different here? What's different between Gloom
and Oddish? Well, likes to keep its eyes
closed and it has arms, it does have arms.
Yes, very, very, very good, very good.
Fucking that word. That means you noticed something
that I can't think of right now. A student Raishin observation.
That's him. Fucking jeez I forgot the word
observation. It's excuse eyes it's one of
those observations. We have been spending a lot of
time with this Gloom preparing for the class and one of the
side effects of Gloom fumes is memory loss.
So that's what, that's what I'm, that's what I'm gonna.
Go ahead and blame that on. Yeah, so yeah, it has it has
arms doesn't have any hands or fingers though, so just this
little Nubs coming out of its body.
In else. Middle at let's talk about
what's on top of its head. Um, red leaves, I guess I'm kind
of a little bowl bosz bit. Yeah, it's like, it's got like a
little like, I think it's called a pistol.
Maybe I think. Okay.
Holy shit, it's got a pistol pistol.
No, it's the the, you know, the, the plant pistol, you know,
Pistol and statement, who? I?
So it's good. I thought Gloom just rolled up
in here with a Glock. I was about to be true but he's
my lose my mind laughs. Am I right?
Yeah, baby pull up my mind. But yeah, so so Otis went from
having Clive green leaves on his head and now Gloom has like four
red like petals. That looks like, you know, messy
bed hair and like a little like pistol kind of bulb thing on
top. Hmm.
And he drools a lot. All right, so let's let's think.
Let's go ahead and get this Gloom back into the Pokeball
before by any kind of foul smell going on.
So I really liked it last time how I had students read the
Pokedex entries and I think I think we should get back to
that. Yeah, but you last time I think
I did kind of lean on Corbin a little bit too much.
So I'm going to randomize the process.
I actually have a bunch of A bunch of fucking not toothpicks
that fucking the memory loss is getting me guys popsicle sticks.
That's what they're called. Someone sniffed Jerry or sorry
Gary. The Shroomish before they came
in. Yeah, I see I got a whiff of
Jerry as he was leaving to and he was angry.
So the fumes gotcha? Wow, they were, they were
hitting hard. It was got a popsicle sticks and
this jar here and I wrote your name on like an even number of
them. So there's an even number of
Corbin's and even know. A of tourists as so, it's going
to be completely random. And so, I'll pull one out and
whoever I pull out, has to read. Great.
Yeah, I like this game. Let's play against do.
All right, let me go ahead and pull out popped the first one.
Okay. All right, Corbin.
Can you please read the Kanto region in?
All right luck is in my favor today.
Alright sure. So can't do Region's first
century. The fluid that oozes from its
mouth. Again this is we're talking
about Gloom for me. Can you say that again?
Fluid that oozes from glooms mouth isn't drool.
It is nectar that is used to attract prey to bring out the
bat. Let's talk about that.
Okay, so so glooms a carnivore. Okay.
And that it attracts other Pokemon to I assume consume it.
That's unexpected. Yeah, so that's that's pretty
crazy. Maybe it's maybe it's things
like, you know, QT fly Guys or like, you know, small Pokémon
like, like flabébé or something like that, right?
At it, like we're Wailord work left more klefki.
Well, Lord, largest Pokemon. So, not going to be that klefki
hard steel. Browse a Pichu Pichu.
Maybe a small. Yeah, I guess.
So, maybe she'll shocking to bug the bug Pokemon?
Okay. You like a cat sees or maybe a
Caesar. I re-read the other Pokedex.
Okay. All right, sorry, smells
incredibly foul. That's the Gloom.
I guess smells are, there is an exclamation point at the end of
the rest. However, around 1, out of 1,000.
People enjoy, sniffing its nose, bending stink.
Wow. Okay.
All right, they must have cited. Curtis is smell for that last
bit knows bending stink. That's I do like courtesy
extinct. Yeah, it's like you have the
ability to control noses. Your nose Bender.
All right last century for can't tow the horrible.
Smelling pistol of this flower stinks, over a mile away,
unwittingly inhaled, it can cause fainting.
So how does it attract prey if the stink is?
So pungent the Jews that comes from its mouth attracts the prey
the thus that's piss smell from the pistol.
Oh I guess it could switch back and forth which is being used
although apparently they both stink, they're both stinky
smells. Okay.
Alright. So I guess it picks and chooses,
that's fair. Yeah, I don't know, I don't
know, I don't know. It must be a smell.
That's specifically designed to make sure predators.
Don't come close, but the pray that it likes to eat.
Does enjoy the smell and gets close.
Gotcha, it's good. It's it had to thread the needle
to get the perfect interesting. Okay.
So that does it for the Kanto region entry.
So let me go. Here you go ahead.
Grab another one of these. These fucking over there called.
All right. So I got another one here for
Corbin. Actually we can you go ahead and
read? Read The Johto.
Don't worry, mr. Curtis, I know, you're, I know
you look kind of downtrodden outside will get Owen.
Look at Helen. All right.
So what appears to be drools. Actually sweet, honey.
Whoo, it is very sticky and cling stubbornly if touched
yeah, like, mr. Curtis I'm all right.
Very that guy. I am known to be pretty clingy.
Going back to go. It secretes a sticky Drew like
honey all those sweet. It smells to repulsive to get
very close. Whoa, unless unless you know
you're the prey that it likes to sew it stinks but it tastes
good. Huh.
Okay yeah it is sweet. Yes kind of like brussels
sprouts but not sweep of the taste good.
These think though my dumb it's not a brussel sprouts.
Well you're weird. The smell from its drool like
syrup a polynomial. It's pet what?
Hey, don't you call the professor hey, I'm in the middle
of reading. The entries.
This is the this the knowledge. This is the meaning of this
class, this class right now and listen to the words, coming out
of my mouth and not interrupting me.
Mr. Curtis, I will start again, the smell from its drool like
syrup and pollen on. Its petals is so bad it may make
opponents fate quick KO. I like it.
Yeah, from again, we didn't really talk about this like from
the Kanto region but from over a mile away, which is insane,
that's so far, it's a lot of stink.
It's a lot of stink let's trust me I trust me I know my stink.
That's what does you do? You do and that's it for the
Johto region by the way. Okay yes exactly.
Alright. Time to pick a time to pick a
new person to read the next one. Let me go ahead and get another
one popsicle stick out. Mimi this one.
Y'all hurt Corbin? Yes.
All right, so I'm taking all these Corbin's out of the out of
the pile. So that's right.
But it only happened. So many times, your anything,
more and more likely that there's going to be a mr.
Curtis in there. Yeah.
Okay. Hoenn region.
Here we go. Gloom releases a foul fragrance
from the pistol of its flower. When faced with danger the
stench worsens, this Pokemon is feeling calm and secure.
It does not release its usual stinky Roma.
Well, that's good because that's what we had, right?
It was pretty chill, didn't really say anything.
Yeah, I did smell something from mr.
Curtis. And I thought that was the Gloom
for a second. Put a mr.
Curtis is just, you know, Passes some gas in the corner there.
Mr. Curtis smell bad. Good one.
Thanks from its mouth Gloom drips, honey, that smells
absolutely horrible, apparently, it loves the horrid stench, it
sniffs the noxious fumes and then drips, even more of its
honey. I plastic case of getting high
on your own Supply. That's right.
So I like it, don't learn from Gloom.
All right. So yeah, Gloom, if I understand
you correctly, there Corbin group, Gloom spits, honey.
Out of its own mouth. Then sniffs it and then spits
more. And then spits, more can't say
that. I've smelled my own spit.
And then say, yeah. Because I like it, I don't think
there's anything that comes out of my body, that I enjoy the
smell of. Hmm.
Maybe you're putting the wrong things on your body, then, I
mean, you're not wrong. You're not right.
I enjoy your smells. Professor the hell.
Oh, I don't like that. That's all right.
I'm gonna keep reading a horribly noxious honeyed rules
from its mouth one, whiff of the honey can resolve.
Not in memory loss and that's what hey do you smell that?
That's why you forgot that you had popsicle sticks or what they
were called. I'm pretty sure I said that but
like I said, my memory is going. So maybe I didn't say that.
Maybe I said it in my head. Maybe that's why I used to
forget my name all the time before class.
Maybe you've been sniffing too many, too many glooms, some fans
are said to enjoy this overwhelming stink.
However, wow. People like being forgetful I
guess. Well, I think, I think, if they
like the smell, I don't think they get the negative Side
effects of it like it's not going to make them faint or
right. Right.
Okay. Although and to be fair, some
there are some memories that you want to forget.
Are you okay? Do you want to talk about the
Gardevoir incident? When Professor God, no, no, I
don't read The Next Century. All right.
So, I mean this one's a little bit different.
Not, I mean, it's kind of the same.
Last one says, it's pistols exude an incredibly foul odor,
the horrid. Stench can cause fainting at a
distance. This one's a little bit
different of 1.25 miles. This one says, little over a
mile So, like 25 miles. Yeah, the first one that you're
right, said, says over a mile and this will give us some, this
one's an exact amount. Yeah.
One got 25 miles. Alright, that's it.
For how one Professor the professor of how in said that's
not accurate enough, I need to know the exact distance.
All right, he took his, he took his like, his lab assistants,
right, and he put them every like, 50 50 feet.
He has like he's a lot of lab suits every 50 feet and he Saw
he saw at which point they stopped passing out and then he
was like, all right, that's how we know.
That's right. We know I think the center
region in the universe region have kind of the same thing.
It basically just says the honey it drills from its mouth smells
atrocious and it can curl. Oh, I'm sorry you didn't pull
me. Sorry, that's okay.
You hate. You were doing a great job.
Keep on. Thank you, also.
This is the honey and rules. What?
I'm sorry.
Are you again? Are you questioning my run?
My classroom? No, no Professor.
No, of course not. Yeah.
Thank you, shut up and keep doing your vocal warm-ups Curtis
me. I'm not right now.
Internally internally internally.
I'm talking the honey add rules from its mouth smells.
So atrocious it can curl noses for more than a mile away.
So that's that's the nose bending that we're talking
about. It's magic.
It's incredible knows, bending techniques.
Yeah, not. Okay, bit of an exaggeration
that would hurt so much to have your nose curl up on itself.
Okay, I'll means just like you just like you cringe at the
sting And that is for the center region and the univer region.
Yeah. And end, the tallousa, Lola and
gal are, those are all ones. They all pretty much say the
same thing. I mean, yeah, the last several
regions here that have records of this of Gloom.
They all say the same thing. So I think that's pretty much it
for the regional Pokedex entries.
Yeah. But of course we have the unique
Pokedex entries. So I will, once again, reach
into my little to my little jar here.
And I, yes, Okay, my time to shine upon this one.
Um, I'm having trouble reading it.
So I'm just gonna say it says Corbin, I think.
Oh, okay. Well I thought you took all my
my popsicles out of the jar. I mean I was taking them out as
I was reading them, but I guess there was still one or two.
I was a female. Oh well sorry mr.
Elwell. Hey maybe next time.
Hey, maybe next time, maybe. Maybe you get to read the
article later. Yeah.
One one less stick in that popsicle.
Oh sure. Okay, all right.
So we have two Pokedex entries. One from a shove one from
Gardena. Don't know who that is.
So but a, she's a gym gym leader, right?
I don't know. I haven't done any Jim's yet
because I'm still learning. So all right.
I mean they're like famous you should know them.
They're like well I don't okay oh I'm sorry I don't rock stars
of the battling scene. Yeah sure.
Alright so for that one connects in gal are that's also rock star
and a gym leader. I think there's also one in you
know about who is also a rock star and a gym leader.
Yeah, I think also in gym leaders, go hand in hand.
There's also Brock from pewter that is also a rock star.
Yeah, and and wrote, wait. Here's there's also one in hell
when he was also a rockstar. Can't keep track of all the
Brock, Rock people, Brock people.
All right, so ashes pokedex entry says, Gloom the weed
Pokemon Gloom gives off a very unpleasant smell while strong
against water-type. Mon Gloom is weak against fire
and fighting types of. Hey that gives you a little bit
of a weird type kind of primer in there.
We don't talk about typing much in this class but that's
interesting. We don't because I'm as I've
stated before that, I don't believe in the type system.
I believe. I like it's much better to
categorize Pokemon based on their egg groups because it's
yes because you know, whole quote unquote type is really
just a, you know, a, you know, kind of like a loose definition
that we play songs. I do this.
Pokemon looks like a plant so it's a grass-type right.
Raise Pokemon catches on fire really well, so it must be
grass. So, for Gardena, there's the
last last pokedex entry here. Sure, she's here.
Most of it's the same, but the very end Zazzle.
Something a little bit different that we've that we have not
heard before that's contradictory.
So it says, Gloom the weed Pokemon and gives off a powerful
rumor that can cause those to smell it to fate from two miles
away. Not one point two.
So maybe because gardenia is a gym leader.
And hers is so strong that it stink is two miles.
I mean that's entirely possible. I guess that's understandable.
We'll have to call her up and ask her sometime.
Well, she's very busy again. She's a gym leader.
Yes, yes, yeah. Yeah, sure.
And everybody knows you don't just call a Gimli.
Oh yeah. No.
She's got. She's got like tort active
agency. Talk shows all that.
Yeah. How it's amazing.
It's amazing. Aspiring trainers can even go up
and you know battle her because she's all any gym leader there
also busy. They're so busy.
Well, they're so busy crushing people that are trying to
challenge their Jim, you gotta love it.
That's what we admire about them.
All right, that's it for the Pokedex entries.
Okay. So all that leaves is this
unsourced uncredited article that I have here.
So I'm just gonna go ahead. I'm going to fold it up.
All right. Okay, I'm going to take it.
I'm just gonna hold it up. A little into the paper
airplane. I'm gonna throw it out and
whoever catches it, okay, gets to read it.
All right. Okay, okay, okay, I'm ready.
And I'm ready right over here. Professor radar.
We are giving me cover my eyes and caught.
It looks like you like, literally throw right towards
me, like, I close my eyes, and I don't know how I could have done
that. If my my eyes were closed, hey
professor, your eyes are still closed right corner.
Korben Dallas over here? No, well, you can't.
You look, this is the professor's judgment.
He threw it to me. Look, the winds are in my favor.
The, the gods have chosen me today.
Okay, I've had some good luck. You can't fight that so I'm
going to read it, everybody. Can't you you are lucky to see
can't fight fate. You can't fight fate.
Okay, if I chance. Mr. Curtis, that's how you
should write that down. Write that down.
Get the chance. All right, if I go ahead and
read that article there it feels good to tell somebody to write
some down. I feel like Professor.
It's a great feeling, right? It's a good thing.
He's looking great. It feels good.
Write that down, mr. Kersey feels good.
Yeah, right. That sounds good.
Write that down. All right.
Well, I will but only because the actual Professor told him to
write down, not because you told me Court, mmm.
I think I wrote down because I said it.
Alright, so here's the article about Gloom.
Let's fact check it. Here Gloom is a blue bipedal
Pokémon with rudimentary hands and feet on its head is a flower
with spherical petals. Surrounded by four reddish brown
leaves. This is Say anything about its
pistol, but whatever the pedals are a dark reddish brown and
have white spots. A female displays a single large
spot on each pedal while a male will have many smaller spots,
okay? Glooms our eyes are wide and
often appear close and it's lips are thin and purple, okay?
So it does have white eyes just like scheme called.
I just keep them close. Yeah, because he's chilling on,
it's getting high on its own fumes, you know, Oddish.
It was previously a nocturnal Pokemon, so maybe it's kind of
adjusting to being in the daylight.
That's a good theory Professor. Well, it's just a Pokemon
Theory. Yeah, Gloom trickles sticky
nectar from its mouth with the appearance and consistency of
drool. This could be used as fertilizer
for plants. That's never mentioned the
Pokedex, you know, both this nectar and the flower on glooms
Head, release a foul odor, strong enough to induce fainting
in humans over a mile away. However, it can also attract
prey and even as very small number of humans find it
pleasing This odor is a key ingredient for some perfume
production. Wow, I guess only one out of
1,000. People will use that perfume so
not a very good marketing tactic.
If you ask me it's like they find the the the anti stink
equation and in the molecules of glooms nasty, disgusting, honey.
Are you blood out of 1,000? People try this new perfume made
with Oddish nectar. I mean, sorry whom we took, we
took Oddish nectar and we removed one carbon and now it
smells really Be good. Don't ask how we did it.
We got lucky it smells good tonight.
Under 999 people in one person hates what there is one person
out there, who will fucking hate this?
Like, I'm sorry, it's right 100 pounds.
All right, so last little bit here, what is in danger, the
odor worsens, but it will not emit its odor.
If it feels safe Gloom lives in grassy Plains, and that's it.
That's all the info we got on Gloom, Professor?
That does it for all the, the entries and articles.
That's like that. That article was pretty good.
There was that bit there about the fact that you know it can
fertilize ground with its. What nectar is that?
What it said? Yeah, that doesn't seem like, I
mean necessarily true. We don't know.
But yeah, great, great job Corbin again.
You did an excellent job reading all the entries.
Thank you. An impressive Curtis.
I'm sure I'm sure. You know, if you gotten the
chance to step up, you know I'm sure you would have done a great
job to come on Curtis. Thank you.
Dresser maybe next time. Maybe next time.
Probably not a LOL, right? Probably.
Not a train, some more. But that doesn't for all the
info on Gloom. Let's go ahead and get ready for
a pop quiz. Pop it off.
Alright, let's go ahead and make this one quick.
There's only four questions this time.
So should be quick and easy to how it always is.
You watch your mouth? Sorry, watch your mouth.
Corbin be polite, be polite. All right, go ahead.
Get put away your Pokedex is get out your Rotom laptops or Rotom.
Calculators your Rotom pens and pencils and your wrote on paper.
Let's get ready to take a quiz. Let's dive in.
Let's roll out. Right dude.
Question-it number one, from what two locations does glooms
foul. Odor, originated.
And don't say from mr. Curtis, I won't.
I've already teased him too much about his stench today, but you
do stick, mr. Curtis, he.
All right, both of the answers are in, go ahead and read.
Ben's first, he says, the odor comes from the nectar on its
mouth and the flower on its head.
Yeah, and Curtis responded with glooms stinky smell comes from
the pistol of its flower, and the sticky drool.
And, yeah, and the sticky drool like, honey.
That's it. Hmm.
Yeah, that's it. Now, he did specifically say
pistol and that's the, that is, the more correct answer is okay.
So you know what I'm necessarily but you know, your I won't give
it to you. You're close enough.
Thank you, thank you. So, good job.
Good job, there Corbin. Good job there.
Mr. Curtis good job. Good job.
Good job.
Good job question.
Number two. What is the purpose of the honey
that drips from glooms mouth? All right?
Okay. Both answers are in.
The question was, of course, what is the purpose of the honey
that drips from glooms mouth Corbin responded with its used
to attract prey? Very good.
Sure. Thank you.
It's a know. A little, a little lacking in
the descriptors if you I think I think corporate you could if you
come to my my during the week, my library review session, okay.
I don't think we can't work on, you're expelled a ver.
I think I think 40 to 50 minutes in class has enough time.
Let's go ahead and let's let's go here, read the artwork.
That mr. Curtis has created.
He said, stinky stinky honey, / drool All that, it creates.
If she used to attract prey, I love the answer.
Part of that of that quote. Unquote answer is 3, 3 words
long. The first like other words is
just restating the Christian and that the answer is to attract
prey. That's it.
That's the answer. But yeah, that is this exactly
correct. The answer is to attract prey
because of course Gloom is a carnivore and a nice other On
what you love to see it. All right.
Question number three, what are the two side effects of smelling
glooms, stench? Yes, there are 22 different side
effects. If you have trouble, remembering
them that maybe a hint, and of itself.
Is there a? I think there's kind of three
right effects. Like, I don't know, I guess, I
guess I could, I guess, I could say three immediate sharding.
Only the professor. He shits his pants.
Imagine if you if you smelled the gloomy, you just shit
yourself. Yeah.
I'm like, I'm just, like, just instant.
It's like a brat. It's like, what do they call it?
Like brown. Oh, it's a brown note, right?
But it's the brown smell. It's like an instant.
That's the that's the excuse I use.
I use what I accidentally shared my pants that one time at at the
amusement park. I was like a shield.
Sorry it's such a gloomy of that was like, I was like, it must
have been the Gloom eyeshadow. Bring your the don't bring your
glooms to the park where the professor is, because he'll
start shitting himself. He have to go and get a change
of clothes, man, I'm so glad that the editor is cutting all
this out because me too, me, too would be embarrassing to have
go, okay? Both answers are and go ahead
and give them a read. The question was, what are the
two has side effects and Rehab smelling?
Gloom stench Corbin said, you faint and memory loss.
And then he also wrote knows curls as a possible, third
reaction. No, I'm that's, it's just a
figure of speech, right? Okay.
Well, I mean, kind of a reaction, you know.
I mean, just like, yeah, I guess, I guess.
I mean, I guess you could also say that another reaction is
makes you say 30. Mm, this smells bad.
I guess, what the fuck is that smell somebody shirt themselves?
So for reactions, Gotcha. Okay.
And then mr. Curtis responded with one result
of smelling. The stinky smell is too faint.
It's smell also repulses, enemies and drives them away.
Also, there's a rare, third result.
And that is to fall in love with the smell.
Um, that's not confirmed. You see, I guess I didn't, I
guess I didn't specify that. I meant in specifically, in
humans. I was looking for a memory loss,
mr. Curtis, what did you say?
Curtis will be great answers faint and what else?
It was too faint, it repulses enemies and drives them away and
also a memory loss. Uh third, they people fall in
love with smell know what half credit laughs credit.
But listen I play A i Place myself in the professor's arms.
He may do with me. What is that doing that?
Get off of him. You did she stop falling in love
with? The smell is also a potential
side effect in humans. So I'll give I'll give that to
him. Although I need again I have to
stress this when I asked for two answers, give me two answers.
All right, don't give me. Your for because I think you
should give him half credit. He didn't say memory loss and
that's a direct answer. I don't get you.
Did he maybe he did. I kind of forgot.
I forgot. What his answer was.
It's half credit mr. Curtis thank you for trying now,
he gets full. Hey.
All right. Mister you got, you're too drunk
on power from reading all the Pokemon.
I'm still the professor. He all right for now we'll see.
All right. Question number for having me.
Read the Pokedex entries. You might find yourself.
Well, then maybe in. My chair.
No, it has my name on it, has all of my gum on the bottom.
It's my chair. Okay.
All right. Question number 4, despite these
nasty side effects. There's nasty side effects.
Of course, being fainting and memory loss, Kasha strict
Hardison, put down and he got it wrong.
Tasha, strainers can still get close to and even trained
glooms. How do they achieve this?
How to trainers get close to a Gloom, to catch it to train it
and get close. Is to it.
Oh okay. I know what you're saying even
though it smells really fucking bad and can make you faint and
lose your memory. How is it possible to train
them? Yes, they just put up with
having with the sharding themselves this problem it every
trainer that has a good, you know.
It's a Gloom trainer that wearing a diaper.
I forget. You walk down the street and see
a man wearing a diaper with Pokeballs, trap to meet-- up.
That's a flume trainer, you know, you know, the first
Pokemon let's go out is the glooms and Gloom, all right?
Oh guys, it's cheerleaders. Got a glow because these guys
were gonna diverse just shit stains all over his pants.
I mean you can smell a Gloom trainer coming from a mile away.
What might prevent them? I got it.
It's in. Oh I know.
No. Oh yeah of cour be I'll know
Corvin. I know it.
I know. Well you already submitted an
answer. Well, I know the answer, but
can't change it. I want to change my answer.
All right. It youkai will allow you to
change your answer but too bad. I already submitted mine.
You might change it. If I've already submitted, I
will allow I make the rules here.
I will allow it but you have to spend three weeks cleaning the
Machoke poop. That's fine.
All right, got it. Wow, okay.
Alright. Okay.
So the question was, how would you conscious trainers?
Get close to and even train glooms, even though they stink
really bad Corbin responded. They keep Gloom calm, so it
doesn't release a stink and mr. Curtis responded with trainers,
who invoke feelings of calmness and secure notice within their
own room, that's the wrong. It's the wrong there, but it's
okay within their Gloom can approach.
Because if they are feeling common secure, they do not
release their classic stinky stench.
So yes that that is that is the correct answer.
They make it feel calm and secure and So it doesn't really
yes, Foreman. Hit me later.
I got it much like the smell of a Gloom from a mile away.
It hit you. Hit you directly in the face.
I also would have accepted the answer.
They are one of the few that enjoys the stench.
I was thinking that, but like I think you guys, I think you guys
gave me the better answer that. I think it is.
Is it better answer that you game?
Yeah, I thought about that too. But yeah, maybe at first, I was
just like, makes most sense to just say, they plug their nose
and train it or approach it because like then Affected by
it, right? But whatever guess so I mean I
mean, I wouldn't have been wrong.
I mean to me that would be a bad a sign of a bad Gloom Pokémon
trainer. I guess, I guess.
I guess that makes sense. All right.
But both of you guys got the correct answer, great job there
and that does it for today's quiz and today's lesson.
So what Pokemon, I guess if we're going to think about like
the next lesson Pokemon are we learning?
About give me a type. Let me give you a type real
quick. Poison Ekans Magikarp.
We've already talked about Ekans and measurements the graph as a
water. Tom.
Oh Weedle. No, it's also grass.
It's also, it's poisoning grass, tight.
Oh, torkoal torkoal. Okay, no Sprouts.
That is. I think that might just be
grass. Is it poisoning grass?
I don't know. You told me that my head I
again, because I don't subscribe to the whole typing.
Who is it really? Okay.
We're learning about the evolved form of Gloom, which is
vileplume. There's another one.
Yeah. Oh, have this too.
Okay, next see, I know I we've been talking about like just two
stage evolutionary lines for the last couple of lessons now, but
yeah, this is a, this is a three-stage.
In fact, there's yeah, it's a threesome.
If you consider that, well, I wouldn't way to describe it.
No, not a threesome. Okay.
No. And there is there is also
another evolved form of Gloom. But You won't be talking about
that for a very long time. Ah for some nice.
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No I'm going to sing Summer. I'm at listen, I'm gonna hunt
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Yeah. And you you Like Jerry, what?
He's angry. Yeah.
He'll stick his he's a, he's a real stinky boy at that point.
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