Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob man. It's feel.
It feels like so long since I'd as I had the pleasure of talking
to you you wonderful students. Last but we're finally back here
in the classroom and of course I am joined here today by my
wonderful. Teaching assistant, who many of,
you know, as mr. Curtis, they load everybody, mr.
Curtis, oh, why thank you professor, and let me just say,
every moment we're apart is like 100 years to me.
Do you mean all three of us or just don't?
She's who, who are you? It's me, Corvettes render it in
here and you. Okay, you're right.
Okay. I am seeing in my notes that
there will be one student joining us today.
God was we Don't have students here with us so and his name is,
I'm sorry, can you guys say your name, please?
Corbin core korben korben? Yes, yes Corbin.
I'm not hardly know him. Nope, for Corbin.
It's like core like the core of the earth and then then like a
bin full of feces trash. Just what you are part of me
wants to just quit out. I just listen to the audio of
today's lesson because right, a hangover I'm just giving you a
hard time K brim. I know you've been here for all
of the classes and, you know, I'm just, it's pulling your leg
a little bit. I just don't want you to think
that. I don't want.
I don't want you to forget about you like my dad did.
Oh, nobody would do that. Bim bom, wasn't even close.
Borbon. It's listen, okay, it's fine.
It's not that. I'm forgetting who you are.
It's that I pretty much forget who everybody is.
I don't have a lot of time in my life to remember individual
people's names. You remember, who mr.
Curtis is every lesson. Yeah, because I mean, I do have
see it confounds me that there is a human being that exists
that's as messed up as mr. Curtis I do have to wear a
sticky note with my name on it, though.
Before class starts that way. He just, make sure he pronounces
it right. Yeah, he has the whole like
pronunciation on there too. Okay.
Enough about classroom politics like his, sorry too.
Sorry to bore you folks at home with that instead.
Let's let's talk about, you know, why we're here, which is,
of course, to learn about Pokemon, do either of you people
here in the classroom. Yes, you do.
You guys know what Pokemon were learning about today?
You know what? I know.
It's another mouse one. I remember.
I remember us talking about be due for a little bit, you know,
I think, I think it's what. Hey, wait, wait, okay.
I know that maybe your first instinct.
Ignore that instinct. Is it Snowshoe?
No, it's closed now. Sand snow snow shoe.
No, that's the thing that you said before, it isn't.
It's and snow, okay? Okay.
Alright, almost there. Keep keep sand.
Sand, snow, sand, sand. Sand shrew, yes.
Where we are learning about sand.
True. Whoo.
Much like, Pikachu. And right, you is also known as
the mouse Pokémon, okay? Not really know what a mouse is,
but I mean, I honestly, I don't think these two Pokémon looked
very similar, like, Pikachu and sand true.
Well, I have one here today, so you guys, Can you can tell me
what you think? Let me know if you think it
resembles Pikachu. Really at all.
Not at all. It's even cuter.
I do love this thing, that's not ever seen one in person.
Okay, well you have made it just curl up into a ball with all
your relatives, ready? Mute?
Right. Look at that.
Look at that little guy. All right.
So what you guys are? Be perfect to feed your pretty
little boy. All right, it's okay stop.
Stop, stop now you guys are up close and personal with the same
tree because there anything you want to tell me about them and
defining features, you think are really noticeable about the
Sandshrew. Yeah, he's got a greasy but
good. Bye Nene.
Hi, I'm gonna need you to be just a tad more specific there.
Corbin always got cute little hands, that's why, I'm sorry.
Yes, yes, unlike right here, this Pokemon does have fingers.
Ah, what Klaus if you really want to have kind of a rough?
Rough and tough exterior? Yes.
Now you may, you may notice. There is now a lot of dirt on
your hands. Oh, that's, that's okay.
That's okay, that's okay. It's mostly saying because, you
know, Santa Cruz live often in desert dry and dry areas, where
there's a lot of sand. And they use themselves will
learn all about it in the Pokedex entries.
But yeah. So that's our, that's the cute
little guy that we're learning about today.
Listen Professor, I've never asked this before, but can I
keep him please you have asked that before.
I know for a fact that you've asked that before, she remember
that I've asked for Pokémon before, we don't remember my
name the game ever class for some reason?
Yes, okay, whatever I'm very selective memory so we'll see.
We'll see. Maybe we'll see, probably not
definitely no, no, no, tell me, Tell Me Maybe.
All right, let me go ahead and put Sanju right back into its
Pokéball. You guys are all really
stressing about their unfortunately died.
Look let's see. I haven't loved a Pokemon that
much since our boy Butterfree and I'm going to that's right,
matter to see the danger mutter. Free Butterfree.
That's right. That was his full name and his
can we go God, we should have names.
Let's name Sandshrew. Stanley.
He looked like a Stanley Stanley Stanley.
Yeah, okay, I can. Wait, what about what about this
and Li Na Stanley's better. West Standley Standley Standley.
That's too hard to pronounce. I like Stanley not Stanley.
The sandstrom gonna have to agree with Bing Bong here a
Stanley's the way to go. Okay fine.
It's a whore been not bing bong. I'm pretty sure that's a game
where you play with those little baby tennis rackets and you
smack a ball back and forth. Yeah, I know that's your
mistaken. That's ping-pong.
That's what I say, and mr. Carter's Crushers.
That ping pong. Really do you really?
Yes. Yeah, he just whenever you like,
hit the ball, the ball to him. He just grabs it with his hand
of squishes it. I'm sorry.
Do you keep my ping pong on the regular is like a thing.
I keep trying to tell him no mr. Curtis you're supposed to hit it
with the Racket and send it back but at that point he's he's far
into his victory screeches because Believes that crushing
the ball with his hand. Just how you win.
Do not rush though, ball. No, I don't trust the ball, mr.
Curtis, somebody needs to teach you how to play Bing Bong
properly. No, no, no Bing.
Bong is what I use to really, you know, that's where I swear.
I pack all of that Shroomish, Shroomish, Essence and just
really get a real good whiff of it using.
Oh, oh, oh yeah. So you pack the Shroomish,
fumes, or whatever into a be at the venue.
The Swedish didn't you didn't, you were sitting, you sing a
sing song and then you go to houses and dingdong, and then
you play some ping-pong and then you were tight thought.
No. Yeah.
That's shoes, right? Yeah.
All right. So listen, we promised, we
promised that we'd make a short lesson today.
So let's go ahead and move on to why we're here, which is, of
course, the Pokedex entries. So let's go ahead and start with
the Kanto region. The first one here says Burrows,
deep underground. An arid locations far from
water. What does I would have to assume
this and true? I have no way of knowing.
Fortunately, I'm sure in the Pokédex when you, when you like,
you know, like you have it like analyze a Pokemon, right?
And you're reading a pokedex entry, it comes up with a little
picture of the Pokemon next to it, so I'm guess that Frederick
just assume you know what? It's Tom.
Okay, that makes sense. Yeah.
Okay. See ya Burrows.
Deep underground in error locations, far from water.
It only emerges to hunt for food.
Food. Yep, doesn't, it doesn't emerge
to like see friends doesn't emerge to get water, doesn't
emerge to use the bathroom only to hunt for food, okay?
Did the rest underground will burn, and the following Pokedex
entries, that that is a, that is a bold-faced lie.
And it leaves the ground for a bunch of things.
Dammit Professor Oak, lion dish. You lying son of a bitch.
He like, he clearly did not do enough research.
Honestly true geriatric forgetful fuck who has done.
So Watch for the Pokemon Community.
A in his yes, we love him, but he's forgetful bastard.
True. Okay, its body is dry.
Sorry, I was talking about mr. Curtis their case.
Can somebody get him like a cup of water?
Yes, I would. Yeah.
Um I got some here. Wow.
Okay that's just a that's like a big ol gal of water, isn't it?
Jesus. Oh careful about though, he's
still like some on his face. Like he's just oh God.
It's all over him now. Jesus that's almost.
Are you good? Stop.
Now, that's a lot of water. Good want to drown yourself?
Okay. Oh, that's weird.
This next entry also starts this way in the man, what a
coincidence. Its body is dry.
When it gets cold at night. It's high.
It is said to become coated with a fine.
Do I know, do you believe it it coats off with do underground?
No, no, it doesn't code itself. I do it.
It just it body. Just when it's cold at night, it
ends up being coded in a fine do.
Okay? Yeah, underground.
Also, which is weird, which is yeah, I don't know how that
whatever. Alright, the last one from the
Kanto region says when hunting it hides at the lip of its
burrow. If prey comes close it lunges
out and drags the prey in instantly fucking school, that's
not scary at all. Well hey, Sandra gotta eat and I
can't see Stanley doing this into a door and and shann Drew
gonna eat by lunging out dragging, prey down into its
burrow. Yeah.
You know like like mice do Oh my goodness like like like the
comment you know anything? That looks vaguely like Pikachu.
Okay. Well this doesn't look like
Pikachu but sure I don't think so but hey, it is the mouse
Pokemon so I don't know. I don't want me to do.
All right. Moving on to the Johto region, I
will I will say these entries have come to some whirring
conclusions as to how they figure this out, but I'll just
go ahead and read it for you. If it fell from a great height,
this Pokemon could save itself by rolling into a ball and
bouncing. What does it mean?
They necessarily through it from a tree?
How would they know what? They know, otherwise, they may
have seen it. Just observed, it like chilling.
Industries Diamond. Who's the professor over there
in the in the old Professor home?
Yeah. What are you doing?
Are you throwing yourself into a ball?
And he's like, let's see how high up.
We can drop this motherfucker. Can we can we bounce this ball
those? Yes, good night.
Hold the ball. Drop off a cliff.
Does it balanced chantall of his lab assistants?
As he standing at the edge of a cliff and drops off and true?
Oh my gosh. All right, the next one says
disliking water. It lives in deep barrows in arid
areas. It can roll itself, instantly
into a ball. Cool, Instagram.
So, like picoseconds, femto seconds is all it takes for
this. Got it.
You blink and it's a ball blankets 8, it goes from not
ball to ball, you're like, who put this ball here and where am
I saying? Screw go.
Yeah, Stanley was pretty quick. We saw that, okay.
It prefers dry Sandy places because it uses the sand to
protect itself. When threatened.
Okay, cool. I don't know how, what does it
like just hide underneath it. Does it cover itself in it?
Does it just throws it and its opponents eyes back.
Okay, sure. Alright, that does it for the
Johto region and of course the one that comes next is the
Sinnoh region. I'm kidding.
It's the Hoenn region. We all know, in the order of
regions it goes, Kanto Johto and then Hoenn.
Yes. Okay.
Then you Nova and then, I mean, you know, but is it, you know,
was barely even really a region. That's rude.
Well, they never have a new Pokedex entries.
So let's go. Got some cousins that live in
universe. So God must be nice.
Are all of your, you always meant you.
You have cousins, you only have cousins.
No, I'm single. I'm a single kid.
No, no. My mom is one of like 14 kids,
like that's why I have so many cousins, but yeah.
Wow. That's that's a lot.
Okay. So anyways, Hoenn region, we
don't want to get distracted here.
This is very important information that we have got
distributed it very carefully. Okay.
Hmm, Sansa is body is configured to absorb water without waste.
So you heard it here first, folks, if you heard it here
first, folks, Sam true doesn't pee.
Wow. That is pretty important
information. Yeah, are you sure the
government wants us to do with that?
I mean, I'm assuming all these Pokedex has our
government-sanctioned, so yes, I don't think the government is in
charge of that but whatever. I mean, do we even really have
Government. I mean, honestly, it looks like
for most regions. It's really the Elite Four and
gym leaders, that kind of call the shots.
I think there's an overarching government.
As far as I know, I'm not in history who ever heard of them
but I mean, are they present? No Anarchy, baby.
Let's go. Oh I forgot.
There is a there is a king of the Kanto region. - basically
it's just basically whoever's got the best Pokemon and that
would be the people in the league for so yeah.
Okay, so yeah, stands for his body.
This is still the first pokedex entry in the Hoenn region.
By the way, Saint Andrews body is configured to absorb water
without waste. Enabling it survive in an arid
desert. This Pokemon curls up to protect
itself from enemies. Yes.
All right, and very, very heart of high heights, very high.
I drops it also protects itself from okay.
Next one says Sandshrew has a very dry high that is extremely
tough. The Pokémon can roll into a ball
that repels any attack. Wow, anything.
Any attack can't be melted by Charizard, another absolute of
the Pokedex. Yeah.
So, Charizard can melt absolutely anything but a sand
true can roll into a ball and repel any flame from Charizard.
So nothing Dragon. I use Hyper Beam.
Nah Stanley ain't having them. So when I when a Charizard uses
flamethrower on a Sandshrew and a ball.
A paradox is formed in a black hole.
Opens up into which everything is sucks.
Something scared. Tina to continue world.
Yeah, so yeah, they who's got who's Gary, who's Gary Tina that
a friend of yours? Yeah, great Tina.
Yeah, it's actually, it's a Gary's girlfriend.
Gary Tina, they don't call her Tina, let's just call Gary Tina
here. East.
Tina, she's fake Sister, Christina.
She live in the Distortion World, by the way, I should, I
should mention for those of us. If this is maybe your first
lesson. You knew just saying you missed
the first couple lessons. Gary is the shroom as that we
were talking about. Gary, the trainer I was good for
used. No, no Gary.
Looks you see we are fucking girlfriend.
Yeah. Her name is Tina.
Gary's team. She also is room, why?
Oh, just because of this room, this means he can only date
other through. Mrs. Check your privilege of
Corbin. I mean, that's true.
That's true. I would love to see Tina.
I don't know what type of what type of Pokemon or whatever she
is. But next time she comes to
visit, I'll see if we can invite them over for.
For a picnic in the garden. She is a steal eggs.
She's a stealing, which is fuck. Yeah, that's great.
Oh my God. Okay, another one here, from the
Hoenn region, it says, when it curls up in a ball, it can make,
again, it can make any attack bounce off harmlessly.
It's so basically just choose a saint true for any battle.
Yeah. I guess.
Well, I mean you can never win. You can just you can just also
never lose. I mean, you might my life.
It's yeah, it doesn't guarantee a win and just guarantee is not
a loss. Yeah, that's me.
Okay, it's high. Tide has turned tough and solid
as a result of living in the desert.
Hmm, okay, yeah. Okay.
Well, the ones here are just repeats from the Kanto region.
Let's move on to the center region, to protect itself from
attackers, it curls up into a bomb, it lives in arid regions
with minimal rainfall. I mean, it's very similar to
what we already saw, but it's slightly different.
So I am contract with contractually obligated to read
it. Yep.
Okay. Wow.
Bless my stars. I do believe.
You know, of I hear does have its own Regional pokedex entry,
only one finally. So I'm going to go ahead and
read it and see if we can get a glimpse into what the world over
there and you Nova is like it says it digs deep Burrows to
live in when in danger, it rolls up.
It's body to his stand attacks. All right, well, I mean not
anything new there, nothing new. They just took, what has already
been written? And where did it slightly?
Different? Yep.
Okay. Nothing from Kalos.
But of course, we have the Lola region coming in clutch with
some wonderful entries here. So let's give it a read, it can
roll its body into a ball. It moves to the desert by
Rolling at high speeds, that's bad.
Us though. That's the first time we heard
that I was, you know, that there's so much unique Insight
over and over in the polar region.
Are there any deserts in the Ole Ola region?
How would they know that? Like, that's how saying to me, I
don't know. Courtesy mr.
Kirsch, spend a lot of time people in the older age, and how
many, how many deserts are over there?
They do have some desert islands that are over there.
No. Sorry.
You're thinking of the desert islands that are the ones that
are made completely. We have chocolate.
Yeah, that's what they make, the dessert pancakes where they feed
them to righteousness. Make that look creamy live by.
Yeah. Sorry.
You are. I have to notice that you are
slowly creeping out the room mr. Curtis, if you need to use the
bathroom, that's fine. Just you just ask me first and
like, you know, I'm here, I'm here, I'm sorry Professor, you
know that that it just makes me uncomfortable spending all that
time in the low and region. It's just it was a dark time.
My life. You was a vacation, a beautiful
fucking region in the world during a dark time.
Okay, yeah. But but yeah, I know it.
They do have some some desert islands as well as some desert
island. Oh okay, okay.
Have both, good to know. Alright, The Next Century here
says it usually makes its home in deserts and arid zones, where
rain does not fall. It digs holes to catch a bug
type. Type Pokemon.
Nice. Yeah.
So digs holes to catch a bug type Pokemon?
I guess. Haha later spinner X saying
she's got your ass. Yeah it sounds like it sounds
like a sand. Here is a pretty hard counter to
any bug Pokemon. There was.
That's right. Sounds like it.
I think. So here bring bring out one of
your no altered area Doses and we'll see how it does a guy
know, I don't know if the level level one untrained sandscrew.
No, it's fine at the moment. If anything, bad happens, I'll
say it just roll up into a ball, literally nothing can hurt you.
That's true wish that it doesn't need to pee.
So, I mean, you could say that forever, pretty much just say
they're right there, true? Okay.
It lives in areas of limited, rainfall, the when danger
approaches it curls up into a ball to protect its soft
stomach. Oh stomach, yeah, it was fun to
tickle, not gonna lie. I'm surprised that it did let
you take all normally. It's like it's too, of course,
very protective of, it's very soft belly.
It trusts me we have a connection.
That's why I think I should have it when this class is over
Stanley. Needs me and I need to Sam's,
Lee sin, Stanley, face and lie. I like to Stanley Stanley.
Anyways, when its skin gets wrinkled from moisture.
It heads for a volcano, it lies flat on a spot.
With a lot of geothermal heat and dries itself out.
Wow. Yep, that's grow.
I guess kids maybe these are only Sanders in the Ole Ola
region, I doubt that I say enough cookies.
I don't think we have. I mean ways we do have a volcano
here in the Kanto region but like Joe doesn't have a volcano
fucking say know how when they don't have volcanoes.
Wait no but Owen does have a volcano Owen.
Does that only have a volcano? Yeah.
Owens got one right in the fucking middle.
Mount Chimney. Yeah, but say no.
Doesn't they have was it Mount over there?
I think so. No.
I think Senator does have a volcano Mount now.
It's not, I don't think it does. It's just a big old fucking
Mountain shit. Where was I?
Okay. Yes, Allah Allah.
Alright, that does it for the whole region pokedex entries.
Let's move on to the ghoul. Our region.
There are I did I did double-check these art two new
ones here, Force. Andrew.
It loves to bathe in the grit of dry Sandy areas by sand bathing.
This Pokemon rids itself of dirt and moisture clinging to its
body nice. So I would say that's probably a
more common way that Ace and true would remove the moisture
from its body instead of just going to a fuckin volcano.
Right? Right.
Yeah, the last one here says it Burrows into the ground to
create its nest. If Hard Stone's in And it's
tunneling. It uses its sharp claws to
scatter them and then carries on digging.
Nice, dude. Tough cookie goes right through
those. Right to those stones.
Yeah, be careful of those claws. Like, can they could break
through Stones. All right, we have a unique
folks. I'm sure he'll force and true,
it comes from Don's, polkadot Pokédex, and it is as follows
Sandshrew. The mouse Pokemon Sandshrew,
hates moisture and lives in holes, it digs and dry places it
protects Itself by curling into a ball, okay?
All right, so that doesn't for the common sand true but as you
know Sandshrew lovers will know. There is Anna.
Lowland variant of Santeria. Yeah, hell yeah, I knew that.
Yeah. And I'm sure I'm sure mr.
Curtis knew that they were a little insane true.
Because I'm all the wonderful time that he spent over there.
How are you? Good.
Oh shit. I'm sorry.
He is asleep. I'll look him.
Look his little legs kicking. He's Dreaming sleep.
I was just whisked away to those dark days.
That's horrible. Dark looking mode of pleasure,
but okay, alone Sandshrew, it lives on Snowy Mountains.
Its steel shell is very hard so much show, so it can't roll its
body into a ball. That sucks.
Ah, I know it can't roll into a ball, but I mean, it's, Jealous
much harder than the regular Sam Teresa.
The regular shell that can block any attack already.
Sorry, reflect any attack. So I mean, yeah, I would say
it's the same thing as blocking every attack, I don't know.
It's semantics OK, I love this next one because it kind of
tells you the atrocity is that the of the Olin people do to,
you know, various Pokemon in their region, An ancient
tradition of a lowland festivals, still carried out.
Carried on to this day is a competition to slide Sandshrew
across ice. As far as one can.
She's a ho, get over here little shit, ha ha, just throw that
fucker. Justjust you eat it across the
ice so the game that people play, it's like shuffleboard,
but with Sandra skipping rocks on on water except for its
sliding, slains screw on ice. Got it.
That's the word. All right, mr.
Curtis appears to be fading fast.
Let's, let's, let's hurry this up after fleeing a volcanic
eruption. It ended up moving to an area of
snowy mountains. It's ice shell is as hard as
Steel. What was it that a volcano?
Anyway. Well, I mean, we read before
that, it does frequently go to volcanoes.
Oh, you're saying it evolved after it left from the volcano
areas to go with Snowy Mountain and then it kind of evolved into
the icy Steely version. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, this is so after so it says after like the common Sandshrew
fled from a volcanic eruption, right?
Ended up moving to an area of snowy mountains.
Yeah. So then like over the
generations that formed this ice shell.
That's super hard. God Shh.
All right. Next one.
Here says the skin on its back is as hard as steel Predators go
after its soft belly. So, it clings to the ground
desperately. Oh my.
Yeah. Yeah, poor guy.
So instead of rolling rolling into a ball, it just like holds
really good onto the ground. Yes.
Like I mean it's not as good as rolling into a ball because of
course, when Santa rolls into a ball and just roll away but the
poor ol insane. Sure, has to just stay there and
Hope. A its prey gets bored and
leaves. Yeah.
Or doesn't use dig. Yeah, or take to get it from
underneath. Okay, it's ice-covered body.
Lets it slide across the ground with now, I don't believe this.
It's, I started body. Lets it slide across the ground
with bullet like speed. Whoa, that's crazy.
Sending its enemies flying. When it hits them.
How did a test that shoot a gun at the same speed?
That a Sandshrew rolled on the ground, I guess.
You see who hit the target first.
Gotcha, dad. I was at the same time.
So basically Team Rocket. Another evil teams.
They don't use guns. They just load bigger guns with
a lowland cinch. No, that only works if they're
on the ice you didn't say that. Did I?
I don't know. Oh, no shit.
No, it doesn't say. I says ice-covered body.
Lets it slide across the ground and can weigh.
It could be grass, dude. Doesn't matter that fucker goes,
he's a holy. It.
Oh my God, this has to be like the fastest Pokemon.
Yeah. Well, good thing Pidgey, I can
go the speed of a bullet right now.
Know how fast is the bullet? Go.
I don't know how it goes. Faster, mr.
Curtis do your research. Well, we read more entries.
Yeah. Just give us give us how the
speed of a regular and in like mock like and its relation to
the speed of sound if you could. Yes.
Okay. Now moving on to the gala
region, Again, this is still for the allowance and true life on
mountains. Covered with deep snow has
granted this Pokemon a body of ice.
That's as hard as steel. We already know that.
The last one here, says it lives in Snowy Mountains on Southern
Islands. When a blizzard rolls in this
Pokemon hunkers, down in the snow to avoid getting blown
away. Nice.
Yeah. Okay.
One unique pokedex entry here that comes to us from a random
Rotom Pokedex it Says Sandshrew, a Lola form, the mouse Pokemon
and ice and Steel type. Their outer armor is like steel,
which prevents them from a rolling up into a ball again,
information, we already had but hey, whatever.
Yeah, mr. Curtis, how we doing on that?
That bullet research, I almost got it here.
Hold on. Okay, I'll read this unsourced
uncredited article that I that I found actually, you know, so
actually the number I got Or when I, when I was digging here
my Rotom laptop as to how how fast a bullet does fly is 2026,
or 2,600 feet per second. Wow.
Okay. Which converts to 1772 mph.
What the fuck and Mach 2. So 2 times the speed of sound is
1534 Mi. Are you?
Kidding me. So it does go faster than a
Pidgeot. Wow.
Oh my, holy shit. You mean to tell me the lowland
variants and shrew is 200 miles per hour faster than a Pidgeot.
This is the fastest Pokemon we've studied so far, that's
insane. Okay.
Well, the the calculations that we had for a pidgeotto is at one
mile of altitude. We're so the speed of sound up,
there's a little bit slower. So actually it would be more,
it'd be more than that right? Holy shit, they're fast, that's
insane. It said bullet like speed, I
don't know if that's hyperbolic but I mean, I wish I had a
lowland Sands. You're here to test that but I
don't have the, I mean, it didn't say speed of bullets and
bullet, like speed that's it. What else?
Let's assume it's the slowest bullet, then Great.
I don't know. I I looked it up, slowest,
bullet. Okay.
All right, all right Source article.
Okay, stands for is a bipedal mammalian Pokemon, but runs on
all fours. Sometimes I guess, it's a brick
pattern. Yellow hide is dry, tough and
blends in with a desert sand and protects, its soft white
underbelly and muzzle now, I guess, its muzzle.
Yeah. It smells all So soft and white.
Some Sandshrew has blue. Almond-shaped eyes, a pointed
snout and triangular ears with white insides.
Its tail is thick and conical, it has two long claws on each
foot and three sharp claws on its Four Paws again.
Not, it doesn't have Four Paws. It's like, it's like for as in,
right? It's got four.
Four Paws. Got you now, God uses these to
burrow. Sarah spends, most of its time
hidden underground and deep Bros.
It only emerges to Lunge and drag in passing bug type Pokemon
saying. True can quickly curl into a
tight ball to protect itself, from Great Falls, and opponents.
It may also throw sand at attackers.
Well, it's body can efficiently absorb water to facilitate life
in the desert saying, true has been found in caves as well.
It also lives deep underground deep underground nests.
It has created from digging, tunnels should Two rocks.
Get in the way of digging Sandshrew.
Will use its sharp claws to remove them before continuing to
dig if it's too wet, its skin becomes wrinkly, it dries itself
out by using the geothermal heat in your volcano.
Again, it can also remove moisture by taking a sand bath,
okay? So essentially back in here on
the speed of bullet, I've learned that there is an
actually a quite a large range of of muzzle velocities when it
comes to different guns. So the slowest one I found was a
650 feet per second which is still 443 mph.
So that's sort of the slowest. I mean even if he's only going
as slow as the slowest bullet, he's still going for 100 miles
growing close to four hundred and fifty miles per hour.
I mean it's a good thing. It has a super hard ice shell
otherwise I'm sure it's skin would just peel right off,
right. So basically in a lowland
Sandshrew can roll around it, not role of control, can't curl,
it's but I can slide around at speeds of 400 to 1700 Miles an
hour. Wow.
Guess depending on whether or not, it's on the hill.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
The elevation, I'm sure the composition of the ground.
That is sliding on. Also plays A Part there.
You put that you put them on Ice, you put them in the
mountains and you give them some NOS, he's gonna go?
I'm wondering. Like does it like, is it saying
it gets up to Bullet like speed or does it just like start off
like a bullet? It goes from 0 to 1700 and point
two seconds, it's a laser he's to fuck.
Laser, jeez. I mean, but just the sonic, boom
alone would be dangerous. Okay, it's a little bit more
here. It says, in the illallah region
saying, true migrated to Snowy Mountains, due to the volcanic
activity near the desert areas. Its body is a light blue is a
light. I see blue with a cream-colored
belly and muzzle the results in Sandshrew.
This results in San through developing a body of ice, that's
as hard as steel thicker plates form, a dome around its head and
its Ears resemble an igloo sentences and adapting to its
cold climate. Its body became larger and
heavier with a shell of ice covering its hide.
This steel the steel like cover covering.
Grants it extra defense from predators like Sneasel.
We haven't talked about Sneasel yet.
It's another ice type Pokemon. We're, we'll get there, we'll
get there, but it is unable to curl into a ball, like it's
desert counterpart. It can burrow itself into the
snow to avoid being blown away, Blown Away by blizzards
Predators such as Weevil. Exploit its soft underbelly
alone, Santa Cruz Claus. Allow it to move without
slipping on icy surfaces, but it slides on its stomach, what it
needs to move quickly. And quickly is quickly, is the
operative term statement here, four to seven hundred Seventeen
hundred miles per hour to be exact.
Yes, okay. So Does it for all the
information we have here on santro?
So of course, I have to test how much you have learned.
So what better way to do that, then I'll pop quiz round, let's
go. Okay, get out your pens and
pencils and your laptops. So I don't really know what the
pens and pencils are for, but I don't know.
You say it every time and I never fucking get them out.
Excuse me, have another math problem.
Yes, of course. Oh, and I'm looking at At the my
questions here? Well, I think you might not, you
may need, let's get on with it. Okay, question number one, what
are two ways? A Sandshrew.
Removes moisture Corbin said lays down near a volcano or
rolls around and sand. Her is responded with.
If a Sandshrew needs to remove excess moisture, it does like
moss. Sure it does like to go Volcano
to dry itself out. It also likes to dust it self up
in Sandy dust the keep, it's hard hide.
There's like an enter cousin then on the next line it says
dry. Okay, I guess he left the word
out there. I don't really know.
Yes. So the answer are it goes to
geothermal vents the top of a volcano and sand bath.
Yeah. So correct answers from both of
you? Let's move on to question.
Number two, why? Can't stand alone Sandshrew.
Roll into a ball Corbin has responded with to the question.
Why can't a little insane to roll into a ball?
He said, because of its hard steel body and mr.
Curtis says a lowly insane shroom can't roll up because
they have thicker steel like ice plates covering its body.
Yes. So shells, too hard guys.
Hashtag help too hard. Shell too hard for it to roll
into a ball. For chunky, little boys and
girls the girl. Sofia girl carefully about the
ladies, can't forget about the ladies, they are also too chunky
to roll into balls. Okay, question number three, the
common. This is a fill in the blank
question. By the way, the Communists and
true likes to live in /, en Blanc and the lowland Sandshrew
likes to live in / en. Blanc ask the question was, you
know what, I'll just read. I'll just read Corbin's answer
and put it into the blank of the full question.
So that makes some the comments and true likes to live in
deserts and the a lowland Sandshrew likes to live on Snowy
Mountains and mr. Curtis says, the common sense
you would likes to live in dry, arid deserts and the Aloha.
Lance Andrew likes to live on cold Frozen, Mout Anne's.
You were so You were so close to having it for you didn't spell
it right? Half a point gone.
I'm telling, you know, I know he meant mountains and sound like
it's the name of a Pokemon. So it's not that important.
True church. All right, so full marks for the
both of you. Last question here, let's get it
over with no Sandshrew. Likes to eat bug Pokemon.
How does it catch them? All right, so Corbin responded
to the question of sand shoes. Like to eat bug Pokemon.
How does it catch them? He said it digs around
Underground. To hunt for bug Pokemon and mr.
Curtis responded with Sandshrew, does like to hide in the lip of
it's scary driver. Oh, and lunges out to drag away.
Poor unsuspecting bug Pokemon. All right, so, you know, it's so
the specific way that it says it catches specifically bug Pokemon
is it digs holes to catch them right from?
It says it said earlier that, it just sits at the lip of its
cavernous. Now, to confirm the president's
a tough hunt for prey, not necessarily bug Pokemon, but
what? Mr. Curtis I am going to give
that to you because it does catch prey.
Now Corbin on the other hand, you said it digs around
underground's. And I'm don't think that quite
00 know if you're going to count Curtis is you're going to count
mine? Come on it digs like it, put it
digs underground to find them like it lick it can start above
ground and then dig under the ground.
Have to dig under the ground to dig.
So that makes sense. Well, you didn't mention a whole
or the lip of its cave where it waits to drag them in.
I mean you dig underground to get bug Pokemon?
Come on, put the bug Pokemon themselves aren't underground.
They fall into its hole is the thing.
Look, whatever a bug Pokemon dozen.
Centuries hole is their business, okay?
But I'm gonna all right, I'm gonna give you a half points
because your heart was in it. You're a little bit misguided
bullshit. Should I gotta write whatever?
Yeah, you always say that. And yet, oddly enough, I'm the
professor and I'm the one who decides whether or not you got
it right or wrong now, you know, mr.
Curtis, I think you should teach one class.
I would I would never presume to take that power away from the
professor will see. Hey, if he so chooses to thrust,
it upon me for one occasion, I will do my best to live up to
his standard, but only at his bidding and at his pleasure, of
course. I hate it when he says pleasure
to worst. I mean, literally pleasuring
Professor Jacobs. These is what I live placed.
Stop please. Yes, never.
Once in any shape or form pleasured me never there's still
time. Well there's not too much time
left because we're getting very close to the end of the class.
Before I move on though, I do of course I need to ask.
Would you guys know what Pokémon will be learning about next time
/ boy. Whoo can't wait.
I love him. No, well, okay, I mean, yes. /
isn't the name I Spiky Mouse is actually sandslash, we're
learning about it. Yeah, since last, which is, of
course, the evolved form of Sandshrew, the ghosts, and in
the name. And I mean, obviously, it makes
sense. I guess I'll leave and the class
here before I go. I should, of course, mentioned,
if you have any questions for me, you can send them to me via
Gmail, which is, of course, Gengar male my Gmail is wwo
Pokemon at gmail.com. You don't have a Gmail.
Lecounte no problem. Hey, listen I think I've every
instance. All right, you don't have a
Gmail. You can contact me via Twitter
or which is, of course, the bird / flying-type Pokémon themed
website, social media platform and my handle there is at wwo
Pokémon as well. And if you don't have either of
those, you can send a deadly bird to the, to the classroom in
Saffron City. Yeah.
Hey, delibird works. Great also Oh no.
You'll get it Pidgeotto. I you sure you come up with
another bird. Type Pokemon know.
There's a specific one and I Wingull Wooper.
Wooper Wooper. Pelipper, pelipper, pelipper.
Pelipper e. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. It goes.
Helipad your head. Hello Peppa.
No, it's not. Bella pepper.
That's right. No appellate peppers are widely
known. Bella pepper.
It's not a pepper used. Male carrying their also.
Barely Used to stir-fry. Develop?
Yeah. Are our address is, of course,
555 Pokemon Street where it's at for on cities, yes Ocarina.
Yes. You don't even know.
We don't know who I am. You don't even know where we
are. Clueless.
You have Alzheimers Professor but of course until next time
class is dismissed. Hey, what do I see it?
True. You should give him to me.
Yeah, goodbye goodbye of know. Joining the class yet.
I need, it's it Professor. I need that Sandshrew, please.