Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for joining
this lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today as he does. Every day is my wonderful
teaching, assistant, mr. Curtis a load, everybody, mr.
Curtis, aw, thank you Professor. Oh and Man, if I got some news
for you, oh really? Excellent?
Yeah, mmm. Yeah.
I, yeah, well, maybe it's fucking, just tell me.
Okay. Well, okay, so I need to, I need
to break down the results of my experiment.
This past week about that before that.
Let me, let me introduce the other the other members.
Yeah. Introduce the other one then and
then we'll get it, please. Okay, it's Corbin.
All right. So yeah.
Hi everyone. It's not going to set out its
please, the tower. Right.
All right. All right fine.
He's the trainer and training. He's our students in the
classroom. He's yeah that's bigger than
your old boy. Who's learning.
How yeah. Pokemon trainer.
I'm here and I'm ready to learn but not for mr.
Curtis. Okay, so now for my results so I
took the took I got three pair sex.
Okay wait what is this? Mr. Curtis would have people
forgot from last week, you need to refresh my I forgot.
I have no idea what he's talking.
So, so for every one that wasn't here in last class, we discussed
pair sect. The zombified mushroom Pokémon
and I was challenged to do some a little more experimentation.
So I first I of course I gathered up three different pair
of sacks. I found one really old one that
was quite quite large, the size of my desk.
I actually just just a real big beefy, mushroom boy, and then
one that was quite brand-new, it was Tiny and then 11, that was
kind of in the middle, and I want up underneath the big one
and who let me? You what he had some crusty
spores. So I shot and a lined up under
there and took a big sniff as I was instructed to do.
So, and knocked me clean out, I was, I was unconscious and for
many hours and I woke up, like, what would you say it smelled?
Like it's, I don't know. It's kind of a Musky earthy
smell. Okay.
Not and slightly sharp like cheese.
Hmm, mommy, but I woke up, of course my my diligence spinner
acts had cocooned me up and kind of rolled me away from the Paris
attacks. Are you sure they weren't
preparing to eat you to Curtis? It sounds like they were
preparing to eat you. Yeah, I like to think they were
keeping me safe from the pair of sex, but, of course, the three
pair sex, did not move. They stood there, like statues
for the hours. I was unconscious.
They may even go seek out trees, too.
No, no, it's pretty. Is pretty damp in the breeding
cave. So they're pretty comfortable
there. Okay.
Okay, reading case. Yeah, yeah.
So so I determined that was not safe for me to do the sniffing
so I got three V's. I locked them in a chamber and
douse them with spores, oh, on that weight.
That was not the assignment at all.
Well, it was to sniff three different Paris X to determine
three different size. Purse X to determine In the
effectiveness of each one and, and because it was it just I
couldn't do any. I couldn't gain any useful
information by smelling it myself.
I need to observe it on interacting on other Pokemon.
Yeah. So yoga is speed this up a
little bit, mr. Curtis.
Do you want to know what you found?
So so the little one that EV was passed out for a couple hours
but it was okay. The middle one, the EV was out
for a day or two but eventually Bird and as for the larger one,
that UV hasn't woken up yet. No, I'm pretty sure it still
alive but I'm gonna give it another couple days before I
call it but you definitely don't want to take a douse in those
spores. I think just my resistance to
poison because of my spinarak breeding days, a kind of Saved
Me from dying in the first time but definitely if you're not
going to dilute them, then don't just take a Whoa.
Of sport to the face. Yeah.
But like someone like me wouldn't survive in my little
ten-year-old boy body. I like I wouldn't drive those
scores. Yeah.
I would it would just collapse on itself.
Yeah. Yeah.
I went just like you would smell in your brain would melt out
through your nostrils. Wow, that's terrifying.
Thanks for your information happened before I've seen any
Curtis. Hey, who we learn about today?
Oh, I, you know, an eager student.
I always always loved an eager student on the only one, so you
love me, I guess so I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you
normally I ask you guys if you remember, but you know what?
I'm in the mood. I'm just gonna say it myself.
We're learning about venon at, so, yeah, you know what?
But now I'm Pokémon right now actually, the, the insect
Pokémon. Yeah.
So I'm just gonna go ahead, I'm gonna have, I'm gonna throw a
vendor net out here, whip it out.
Yeah, so like let's, you know, let's talk about this guy.
What do you notice? What do you notice about Ben and
who, okay? Big red eyes, but it's kind of
cute. It's not red.
And like in like a scary way. It's actually kind of cute like
a, like a like a dark pink, if you will.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay.
Take a really good close. Look at those eyes.
I don't know if I want to because I like to stay over
here, huh? Let's like little.
Yeah. How many eyes would you say that
the internet has? I know I thought you, I thought
to from far away but that's getting closer to it.
It's like, it's like a bunch of little cross hatches, or It
looks like hundreds hosting hundreds of little eyes.
Each is these are called compound eyes.
So each each single eye is composed of a bunch of smaller,
tiny eyes, cool. So he's this, what the main
feature of event at is its eyes and it does a lot of it's
capable to do a lot of things that I can do because it's a bit
size and learn more about that in a little bit.
But anything, anything else you want to comment on?
Before we before we continue I do.
He does have a cute little little fangy B.
Well that's what I was going to ask are those fangs or is it
coming out of its nose? Is that its mouth?
I thought those are that was like a low mustache.
I do. I thought I think those are
fangs now. You're probably right 30th.
They're definitely teeth. Yeah, you right.
You know what I am, right? Thank you.
Thank you for pointing that out there.
Well Corbin you're all safe. Yeah, I would say their teeth
but I think the little like, Like pink part is a nose.
Yeah, it's the nose. Yeah it's a good cute little
nose there. Yeah no no looking at it.
Like I mean it's Delhi not a mouth but why would your fangs
come out of your nose? Tell us what you are vetted, net
and a, give us your secrets. I love his hands.
Cute hands, very cute. They kind of remind me of
something. Good for Scruff Lynn and
grumbling. It looks like a half-eaten.
Puffin each hand. Yeah.
I guess so or comb? Yeah, for the letter or the
letter e and the last thing of note is that its little feet.
They kind of look like long butts.
I think. All right let's go ahead and put
that in that with with that. I think we've kind of all right.
Really hit the bottom of the barrel.
I'm a few nice. Pun Professor want to miss those
but feet. I'll just look at your own feet.
There's not much there. What?
Your feet don't look like but my feets, my feet look like butts.
You should need to get that checked out.
Yeah, we all have two giant toes.
Ooh no I don't know. Oh God.
He's all right, let's get this lesson quick.
I have to go to the doctor. Unfortunately my eight toes on
each feet are just too and adequate.
Yeah. Now so normally you have 8 total
the normal human has eight. Am I the only person in this
classroom of the normal fucking set of toes on each foot?
I mean, What is normal. If you have eight toes, then you
are five. Each foot one for every day of
the week, except for, except for Thursday and Tuesday.
All right, just get on with the lesson.
Okay, you're right. Sorry, sorry.
We're really, really, really grinding on nothing here, huh?
Okay, let's let's read the Pokedex entry is because believe
it or not. That's actually what we do in
this classroom. We route polka.
Don't spend 10 minutes, talking about experiments and but feet.
Oh I'm sure I'm sure. Sure, our editor has cut out a
majority of this. Okay, let's turn off in the
Kanto region, like we always do. The first one says lives in the
shadows of tall trees, where it eats insects I have a question.
Yes, Corbin. What does then?
And that does cool. You didn't say that.
The Pokedex, oh, I mean, you know, you're acting like I'm the
one who wrote it. It wasn't me.
Could've fooled me. You think you found?
High Praise that, you think I'm as intelligent as Professor Oak.
Well, he's an old senile, man. So with a really bad temper,
what? Yeah, I don't think it's that.
I don't think it's said enough, how bad his temper is.
Oh God, I didn't know that. Geez, there's a reason why he
has so much turnover in his lab. Maybe that's why his grandson
such a dick. Yeah, he always tells me to
smell him later. I'm like, I never want to smell
you. I'll give him a pair of sector
smell that do. I mean he's do that.
It will make your make your your eyeballs explode.
So yeah, I don't think we tested that.
I think it just makes you faint or die.
Oh, yeah faint. Sorry.
All right. Next one.
Here says it's large. I is act as Radars in a right
place. Yeah, we'll talk about that in a
second in a bright place. You can see that they are
clusters of many tiny eyes. So, yeah.
Like we said, they are compound eyes.
Yes, yes. It's eyes, actors.
Radars, which is kind of a wild statement, just throw into a
pokedex entry and then not explain, they're not like half
of these entries. Just like crazy shit.
That's never explained. Yeah.
But okay, do we know. Do you know how a radar Works?
No, I'm 10. Okay, well, so generally what a
radar does is it shoots out some kind of electromagnetic wave,
right? And then it has that wave come
back to it, and it measures that time.
And then it can kind of calculate distance, right?
Okay, you've lost me. But yeah, I'm just, I'm just so
that implies, if, if been in that size acts as Radars, then
it's shooting out, some kind of energy wave from its eyes from
its eyes to know where it's going or no?
Well yes, and it's not seeing it's not like it sighs, I guess.
Yeah, I guess, you know, it is, it is like, it's interesting
because our eyes absorb or register, electromagnetic waves,
right? It specifically in the visible
region and it, we the brain interprets.
Those and it gives them color and depth and stuff, but the
venon at it's not, it's not, it's not converting, wait, it's
not converting energy that it that is given off by the objects
that it's Seeing it's absorbing energy that it shoots out
itself. That's pretty wild.
So it's not, it's not seeing color.
It's not seeing any kind of shading with seeing specifically
is, like just levels of distance how far away something is.
That's really cool. Kind of like a sonar.
Yeah. Yeah, well yeah.
So sooner I think is as sound waves?
Oh yeah, you're right. Okay.
So it's like the same thing as sonar but just with your just
was like Light. Well, I mean, yeah, yeah, I
guess again, I'm not, I'm not a physicist, I'm just a, just a
lowly person. Hello, I'm just a dumb.
Stupid Pokemon professor. Okay, so let's move on to the
next one but keep keep that like whole radar thing in mind
because there's another thing that it just kind of like throws
out for like a second. Okay, that I feel like should
really be you know, expounded upon okay.
So the next one, in the Kanto region and says it uses its
large radar, like eyes to move around in darkness.
It is instinctively attracted to light again.
I don't know why it would be attracted to light.
Considering it arrives in the darkness on purpose.
Yeah, you think about if you think about, if you think that
it sighs our radar, like it doesn't need light to see
because it creates its own. Yeah.
It's a mystery. It's a admitting it, emitting
it. Awesome emitting its emitting it
amiss. Yes.
Yeah. It is doing that.
So I don't know. It's interesting to say that
it's attracted to light then right?
Because I wouldn't think that it would see that.
Yeah, so if I buy it yeah it's in the pocock's that has to be
true. It has to be true if it's if
it's in the Pokédex it's a documented fact.
Okay. All right.
Fine. Okay, so let's move on to the
Johto region. The first one says, it's eyes.
Also function as radar units, it catches and eats small bugs,
that hide in the darkness. Nothing particularly new here.
The next one says, poison oozes from all over its body you and
then it's like, all right, that's all I need to know about
that. It catches them, each small bugs
at night that are attracted by light.
Hmm. Oh, okay.
Okay. So this is saying That it eats
bugs that are attracted by light.
So maybe that's why it itself is attracted to light access where
its prey is let me make sense. Yeah I guess it kind of makes
sense. I don't know how it would like
register that light is there. No I don't know.
It feels with his heart. Yeah I mean it does have
antennae I don't think any of these poker century is mentioned
with the antennas do, of course not, why would they would be
Pokedex entries if they didn't only cling to one thing about
the Pokemon and talking about it for 20 injuries?
Yeah, exactly, man. If I, if I could write the
Pokedex entries, uh, we're just waiting.
Go to a new region. Explore it finds the Pokemon or
re-establish Pokemon, and register them in an
international decks. Maybe I'll go to that China
region that that the parasites Pokedex entries were talking
about. Yeah, go to China.
Just sign them up for the international Pokedex, just, I
just National really weird. It should, it should be
International, shouldn't it? Well, you know what, somebody
after the Royal Pokedex Society? Yeah, the Royal Society of
Pokedex has hopefully you guys are changing in the name of what
it's called. Everyone I would never how dare
you sir, okay? Dare you accuse the professor of
that, sorry. All right, listen, the
inter-regional Society of assistance to professionalism,
it's gonna one's definitely changed, not condemn you for for
you know, No denouncing, the professional such as the
proposed, okay? I don't care.
Should be moving to get. You're gonna go to your house
and there's gonna be like a handprint in blood or something.
I say we know the international assistant professor bullshit.
That Curtis is a part of. Yeah, it's the Legion of
assistance to profess the IAB. It CIA PBS if you will, I have
proves. All right, so there's one more
here from The Johto region. It says the small Bugs that eats
appear only at night, so it sleeps in a hole in a tree until
night falls. So we got another nocturnal
Pokemon here. Yeah, we gotta go.
Nocturnal one. Hey, hey, we got one.
Got it. All right, moving on to the
Hoenn region then and that is said to have evolved with a coat
of thin stiff hair that covers its entire body for protection.
It possesses large eyes, that never Were fail to spot even
minuscule. Pray.
Okay. Yeah.
So now, so, at least now we have an explanation for why it has
that like fur. I'm not sure I would call that
thin for it seems pretty thick like yeah, like it seems like a
really fluffy Pokemon so you said it sighs can do what now so
that again that last one it possesses large eyes that never
fail to spot even minuscule. Pray I in Technica God.
That's technically not true though.
Because it has it looks like it has large eyes.
But those eyes there's just made up a bunch of tiny little eyes,
right? Of course.
So yeah, I'm a little bit on the fence about the validity of that
statement. Yeah.
Okay pay attention to this next one, this is still in the Hoenn
region its eyes act as radar enabling it to be active in
darkness, the eyes can also shoot powerful beams.
Okay? Well that hasn't been Steve.
Okay is not been stated. Even before and it will not be
stated again. What?
That's the only entry that mentions like that.
It shoots, laser beams. Yeah, so it kind of, I mean it
does make sense. We There is a precedent right?
That that event and that can shoot things out of its eyes,
right? If it maybe it's just look,
maybe it's just explaining that that's where it shoots Hyper
Beam from because can't like every Pokemon, learn Hyper Beam.
I may say with certainty. Well, maybe Maybe even a net can
learn Hyper Beam and it shoots out of his eyes.
Okay, I mean, yeah, sure, but it doesn't do anyth explain why it
can do that. The world's a mystery.
I just feel like this specific point could use a little bit
more. Probably.
Oh, right? Yes.
Like, it's so, I mean, it course Acacia can shoot like, you know,
energy out of its eyes, but I mean it's only doing that so it
can use it as a radar right now to find food and stuff.
Yeah, it's to find to find bugs in the dark.
But like what, how does it like, you know, a up that power to
make it turn into, like horrible, like energy beams very
carefully? Yeah, I would have to.
Okay, well, you know what, I hope you enjoyed talking about
that because we won't do it ever again.
Definitely not during the quiz. Okay, in the central region, it
says it's big eyes are actually close.
There is of tiny eyes. You see?
Are you? Are you taking notes?
Professor Birch. This is this is what it doesn't,
have large eyes. Just has tiny clusters of eyes.
She's come on Birch. Come on.
Birds learn from who's the who's the cell Professor again, Rowan?
I think growing. Yeah, learn from Rome.
We can all learn a thing or two from ruin at night.
It's kind is drawn by lights. Yeah that was that was the end.
All right. Cool.
Well that was the end of the other part of the Fokker.
Gosh, I was writing before. Gotcha.
And I think I think that actually does it for The Unique
Pokedex entries. All the other ones.
No way. Yeah.
And gallery. Of course we don't Regional you
said unique, I'm sorry. Regional Regional and that's it.
Yeah. Yeah.
There's like the ones for you. Nova and Kalos are the same as
the ones that we've had before. Lola doesn't have any and
neither does Galler, which is why I wow.
Well damn not a whole lot there. I know, I mean there there is
one unique pokedex entry here. Let's It I you know what I think
I will. Yeah.
Not a lot of new information. This of course comes to us from
ashes Pokédex. It says venon at a bug Pokémon,
its eyes function as radar allowing it to see in the dark.
So I mean things we already know we already know nothing new
alright, that does it for the Pokedex entries, you know.
It's a real wealth of information about all the
different biological points of guys.
Cause Ima Be Honest of internet's a little bit fucking
boring. Sorry well no no no.
The internet itself is not boring.
Alright. I would say the information that
we have on it so far right now is not as in depth as it could
be. In fact, I think that makes
Mennonite and even more interesting Pokemon meaning that
there's a lot more, you know, there's a lot more things that
we can learn about things. We could research and explore,
right? There's more there's room to
grow. Well, once I get my trainers
license, I promise I will go out into the world and I will get
more information for you, Professor.
I probably What does it do with those antennae?
What does it do with them? Nobody's talked about them, not
a single entry talked about it, really?
Yeah, it has two big old white, antennas flopping off of its
face. And nobody says, what they do
dumb, I'll find out for you. Give me my trainers license, and
I'll go find out right now. I'll lead the class, and I'll
head out. And I will go find the nearest
banana and I will study it exclusively.
All right, Cory. No, I'm going to go ahead and do
that. What after we finish have to,
after we finish talking about all the Pokemon, then I'll keep
it. All of them is in like then.
And at today, then I get my license, right?
Yeah, then that, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I've been a net today. And then I'll all the rest is
all the rest of them. All the, all the other nine
hundred shit. Never mind.
Yeah, got you got it, you got it Gaston.
Okay, once we're done the, the world of Internet is the Pearl
in your oyster. What what the what?
That's what's annoying? Stir.
Your Cloister. Your, the Pearl is the Pearl in
your Cloister. Yeah.
Sorry the tongue she's somebody sniffs.
Gary, I'm still recovering from the spores, from the Paris
attack that me kind of frazzled out a green.
Look again. You know what I mean?
I mean like you know then and that is is unchartered Frontier
in your ass Explorer. Oh, okay.
Yeah, I didn't get that from what you said before but like
that like the bottom of the slimy ocean that you're going to
dig through. That's that's been highly.
What ocean that you? No, my means that's a swamp.
You know what? Hey, you know what?
Let's mr. Curtis needs.
A little bit of a nap to, you know, get his brain back on.
Let's go. What's right?
Well, let's let's, you know, Noah he could stay awake for a
little bit. He gets, he could stay awake for
just a little bit. It's really dumb here.
No, I'm here, I don't need sleep, I'm ready for class.
All right, let me go ahead and read this one source uncredited
article real quick and then we can move on to the next part of
the lesson. I'm not going to say what it is,
cause it's a surprise. Okay, I'm guessing.
I'm eager. Okay.
So this this article says then and that is an insectoid Pokémon
with a spherical body covered in purple fur.
The fur releases a toxic liquid and it spreads show when shaken
violently off their body. I mean, that's not in the
Pokédex entry ever mention. I guess it kind of makes sense.
Sure the pink pincer-like mouth with two teeth.
Oh, it's so it's saying that the pink part is its mouth.
And not its nose. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, again,
not in the poker Century. So, take this with a grain of
salt, okay? Um, a pink pincer-like mouth
with two teeth, stubby, Four, Paws and a pair of two toed feet
are visible through its fur but feet, if you say, so its limbs
are light tan. And there's also a pair of white
antennae sprouting from the top of its head.
However, the most prominent feature on on its face are it's
large Red compound eyes been a net event has highly evolved
eyes act as a radar units and can shoot.
Powerful beams been a net can be found in dense temperate forest
where it will sleep in the whole of a tree and till Nightfall.
It sings throughout the day because the small insects that
feeds on appear at night, both been a net and its prey are
attracted to Bright Lights. Okay.
So that's that's terrific. That's me.
It's only been in. That is also attracted to light,
not just attracted to it for its prey but that it also Likes it.
I mean that's the that's how the it's worded here that was gonna
say that. It does say that in the Pokédex.
Oh you're I feel like the Pokedex entry is like kind of
explains a little bit better that it's more attracted, know
it is attracted to light. It says it is instinctively
attracted to light, but I think that's because that's where it
finds that would make sense. But most of that checked out I
think there was something you read in the beginning that
didn't sound right? Remember what it was though.
That's I mean me neither are you talking about the fact that the
fur releases a toxic liquid because you know, they said that
they said The fuhrer releases a liquid but well now it says, it
says, poison oozes from all over this all over its body.
That's what the Pokedex entry says.
Well, I mean, yeah, that makes sense.
It doesn't say that it shakes the spread it.
But I mean, you know, I guess we can assume that it does.
Okay, household it spread Aid picks.
It wipes it with a tanning goes and throws it even meet.
What does it even need to spread it though?
Yeah. Why is pretty necks for a tax?
It why does it need to attack its a Pokemon?
That's what they do, right? Hey C'Mon.
I mean but a pokemon would have to have an evolutionary purpose
to attack something. It never mentions any of its
prey or any of its predators. And the only pray that it
because it has not because this is an apex predator and probably
all the protection. It needs is that it's literally
covered in Poison. I don't think.
Yeah, it's safe. It's basically a poison cotton
ball and honestly, if it's going to protect itself, it's just
going to shoot Giant Eye beams, right?
It's true. That's true.
So it has no Predators. Apex, there you go.
Yeah. So, alright.
Alright. It's time guys.
Hey, what's time for your surprise ready?
Is it a cookie? Pretty, pretty please pretty.
Please cupcake is a pop quiz. I know I know you're so excited.
Everybody here is so very excited.
I didn't see that coming at all. Well I'm right.
Calm down a little bit here. Classroom, please.
Calm down. Classroom.
I'm calm. I'm calm.
Go. Yeah.
Okay, I'll go ahead and put away your your Pokedex is Yeah, yeah,
Rotom laptops. Okay, your calculator.
Your your dictionary so you can spill your words correctly.
Mr. Kirk I got an extra big one. Yeah, you still won't lose it.
Look, I got it. Geez.
Oh my God. Hey, be careful with that.
He just dropped it right on the table.
That's a big dictionary that you probably won't use.
Well, I mean size of the dictionary.
How you use it? Yep.
That's true. That's true.
How you use that dictionary? That's right.
All right, so, Question. Are you guys ready?
Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready.
That's gonna make sure question
it. Number one.
Why would it be a bad idea to hug event Annette?
Okay, both of the answers are in.
So, in case you forgot in case anybody forgot.
Forgot. Forgot.
Forgot to tell me Professor. I know, I know you did.
I remember that? Well, I'm so proud of.
You Corbin know what? Hey, one point.
Hey. Yeah.
All right. Yeah, I'm ready.
It's like a tree by a pair of stacked until your dry and has
to move on to the next tree. Yeah.
Fertilize my eggs with its spores.
All right, that's weird. All right.
Okay. So the question was, why would
it be a bad idea to hug of Internet Corbin responded with?
Because it uses Venom from its furry body and mr.
Curtis responded with, it's not good to hug event.
At because it's body uses poison all over the place now, you see
mr. Curtis is correct.
It uses poison oak. Poison of autonomous kids.
Not Venom, because of Venom, is that thing that happens when it
bites you, right? So I was going to change it to
poison but then I forgot so well.
Unfortunately, I wasn't thought that counts.
I was going to give you credit for this but I did forget.
So, unfortunately, that's cold. Hey, you begin?
Even getting too many hundreds. I need to be more, just smart.
Yeah you just too. Dang smart.
Oh God. It's a curse really so
unfortunately you did get this one wrong.
Fuck, all rights. Question number two, why has
then been a net evolved to have radar like eyes?
All right, my answers in. I don't know if you all right.
Both, aah. Aah, shut up.
Hey, shut up. Shut up.
The answers are in Corbin. Did with so it can see in the
dark to find. Tiny bug, pray, and then mr.
Curtis responded with ven Annette evolved as radar like
eyes so that I can see its prey to eat in the dark.
Yeah, yeah. And want to split.
He hair is here. It's so that can see its prey in
the dark and then eat them. Not necessarily to eat in the
dark mr. Curtis, oh, Curtis.
No, that's my was saying, I got to be half.
Woof. So kids half are you know I know
he's in get the full points for all right.
Fine. Fine.
Again you guys are exactly correct.
The Pokedex entry specifically say to spot miniscule pray at
night. Yes, that's exactly.
Correct. Let's move on to question 3.
Yeah, what is an easy method of attracting a Venom perfect?
Mr. Hearst like that one. All right, once again, I have
both of the answers Urban responded with shine some light
near that little furry fellow and mr.
Curtis responded with then and that is attracted to light in
the dark. So using a light at night would
be an easy way to attract one. Yes, you guys are both correct.
The answer is to shine a bright light at night.
I mean we can assume at night from carbons answer because I
mean yeah it's a night in it but I mean I would assume so I mean,
hey I already established that likes to be in the dark and my
second answer. So come on God mr.
Cruz gets so salty. Whenever I knit fake, one of his
one of his answers. You don't know my nice dinner
time the teacher's assistant. So I have a higher standard.
I understand. And hey, and you are meeting
that standard. Yeah, but not a higher level of
literature and spelling educational.
He's in pretty good, he's been pretty good this time although
he has he has kind of adopted this.
This kind of tendency to kind of like, rewrite the exact question
that I have. And he's faster.
Yeah, it's annoying. All right, we're done right.
That isn't yeah. No, no.
There is one more. One more question.
And it is an essay question. Oh, so I mean, I think we can
all agree here that the Pokedex entries.
Kind of dropped the ball on this Pokemon.
They really there's a lot here that isn't explained, so that's
the short answer. Sir question is, how does ven
Annette generate the powerful beams it shoots from its eyes?
All right, I kind of already, I guess I kind of put the cart in
front of the, the mud sale on this one, because I kind of like
alluded to that earlier this lesson.
But again, there's no no correct answers here.
I just want to hear, you know what you guys are thinking when
get some hypotheses from y'all, okay?
So I have both of the short answers in Let me go ahead and
read Corbin's first Corbin responded with then Annette
spends most of its time in the dark but is attracted light when
it's in the light. It absorbs that light from
around it and it charge and charges it in the back of its
eyes like a battery and expels that energy into a laser beam.
So it's not just attracted to light for a stupid reason.
Like it likes it. He uses it for actual Well
purpose. Okay.
Okay, interesting. So you're saying that it's kind
of so so that how does it like store and then release, that
light, it's kind of like it's basically like a walking the way
I see it is it's kind of like a basic like a walking solar
panel, it absorbs light and it puts it into his body like a
battery and then expels that energy later on when it wants to
fight something. I think it's going to do that to
its prey per se because it's like just going to burn it or
something. You know, if it likes burned
bugs, maybe it does, I don't know, but I think it's more of a
means of defense, like if it's something trying to attack it,
it can whip that it whip its body around and and shoot that
shit. That I ain't asked why it shoots
laser ask how it shoots latest. I told you, I don't do what I
bought her about the purpose. I care about the function.
Yeah. Okay.
Interesting answer. So, then it, you're saying that
instead of creating the energy itself or you know, it's
absorbing It it's absorbing it. My question is.
So what happens if hey I'm the one who asks the questions here?
That's right. But I will allow it for you this
once. All right.
What? Oh okay I'm sorry I thought I
was told not to ask my question. No my question is no.
I said I will allow if you five seconds.
So what happens if you don't expose venon at to light before?
Battling is a not able to do and if it's laser beam moves, no
it's going to have to fight using other methods like squirt.
Poison out of its body or scratching its guessing.
The question is, how long does it take to absorb that energy
because I mean if you're fighting with it out in the
daytime right then it can store up that energy.
Yeah. That's his hey, good battle
tactic. Maybe maybe a lot of people that
are fighting have internet, don't know that.
So they're going to be in for a pretty a pretty big surprise and
they find out that bastard could shoot laser beams that they
fight in the daylight. I imagine that if it's like a
battery, they kind of they absorb It's gonna it's gonna
take a bit spends. Most of its time in the dark.
The light very often, so it's going to sit there.
It's going to stare up at the Sun a little bit.
Oh god. Um, don't stare like that.
Well, I mean, if he can hit. Yeah, it is fine.
I mean, it's not like it's not like its eyes are registering
different wavelengths. That we can just find only
wavelengths. That registers are the ones that
shoots out, and then come then come back to it.
So I think would be fine for a minute, to look directly into
the sun. Sure, totally.
Although, I don't know, maybe maybe not.
Interesting. I was going to say, I think if
it's like a battery, we can assume that.
I mean, again, this is just to lend Credence Playing devil's
advocate for for Corbin's hypothesis.
Here, it can't like absorb much in excess energy, right?
So I can like just have it for use whenever it needs right.
Like, yeah, like, I don't know. And and again, whenever it's
eating right. It's also absorbing that energy
because It's gonna go towards a light source to eat, that's sure
that's true. I think it's I think it's very
possible but I mean again that does, you know, potentially make
it so that it could run out of energy, I guess.
So, yeah, interesting, interesting conversations.
You see, that's what I like about about that.
What it's all about. Yes.
You know, it's to stimulate the mind is critical thinking?
Yes, great job. Great job.
All right, let's read mr. Curtis has short answer here.
Much much longer. Of then then Corbin's usually he
says then enact can produce beams from its eyes because it
contains within its body nuclear waste, huh?
Uh huh. Okay, okay.
Let's keep going, just keep going with this one, the
decompensated, the decomposition of the waste, produces the toxic
in, who's that coats the van and that's body mutations from the
constant radiation caused. Its characteristic Hugh.
Wait, wait the Venice characteristic you yeah like the
purple. Okay.
The ultraviolet light that
radiates from its body attracts helps.
Attract the insects that venon at eats.
What did we say it had? Oh yeah, that would like, first
of all of their we have no idea what the hell that is.
Well, no it it all comes along with the radioactive decay
that's happening inside of its body.
You're now you're just making up stuff about.
I mean, The man, he said van that has batteries in his eyes,
but we don't know that though, you, we know, there's no just
just from a scientific standpoint here radiation like,
you know, decomposition of elements isn't kind of release.
Ultraviolet, light. It's gonna be gamma and x-ray.
That's, but that's not something that sobs.
Well, I mean, but it's going through the filter, the vendor
Nats body. So it down.
Shifts it from gamut of ultraviolet.
Wow, that is Complex settle down their nuclear physicist.
Okay, okay, let me keep reading the ultraviolet.
Light that radiates from its body helps attract the insects.
That banana eats the, the vento, aunt.
The, that I'm just gonna see me, right?
Detective Bennett at throng of Internet sighs are its main.
Discharge point for built up radiation.
This allows the Venom To produce the radio waves and needed for
its radar vision. And when properly charged this
this is capitalized, this, yes, sir is, what powers the beams
that discharges? You know, you've had some pretty
far out. There are answers these essay
questions. Mr. Curse.
This one's this one's so far, not really.
I thought this one was, this one was pretty straightforward.
Pretty obvious here. I don't know this one in the
whole Club fairies folding up and sleeping in between rocks,
is kind of weird, where does it get the nuclear war place?
Where is the new clear? We know that's a, that's a whole
nother topic of study. This is a little too out there.
I could tell that Paris SEC. Sniffing still has an effect on
them. Why would the ultraviolet light
like abs like I do insects. Can see ultraviolet light?
Yeah. Oh, is that true?
Okay. I mean, if I don't know for
sure, whether on it, I wouldn't count it.
I mean, I don't know, know there's again there's no right
or wrong answer here. It's just, I just want to see
what your thing. I do think mr.
Curtis though. You did kind of reach a little
bit in this one. I don't even know why you bring.
Why do you bring up that ultraviolet light thing in the
first place? I mean, you know it it is part
of the radiation. That's a vendor that puts off,
dudes. Alert Decay and its body and and
it helps it attract the bugs. That it eats.
Okay, I'm giving you half points for this one and it's that's a
bit of a reach but got to, I mean farmer that has to do with
the real question, which is about the beams that she's from
her sighs. Then why did you include it?
Because it's supporting its supporting argument to my main
argument, you brought up more questions than answers and
that's not the point of the essay.
Hey, hey, do not let your my students mr.
Corben, he's at your student. He's your assistant.
He's your all my students. All of you, everyone's my
student all to of, when you're in this classroom.
You're my student. What about everybody?
Listen, what about the people listening right now than aren't
here? They sold student.
Any, any room in which this audio is playing, is my class.
What if it's being played outside?
What if, what if somebody is listening, the whole world is my
classroom. Okay, that's fair.
That's fair. What if somebody else and you
can hear me? Out?
What if somebody hear me out, hear me out.
Oh sure. What if somebody?
What if somebody opened up a tear in the space-time
Continuum. Okay, we're done.
Wait to the Distortion world where Giratina is and listen to
it. There Corbin the professor said
we're done. That means we're done.
Is an alternate reality. Also your classroom.
Yes. Okay.
All right, sir. I will, you know what?
I'm gonna go on record. I'm going to state that right
now. Yes, yes, it is.
Okay, all right, cool. Good to know.
Okay, can I get you to say that in writing?
I know I can't. What does that mean?
You still haven't explained what that mean?
I don't know, but it makes more sense of what the fuck.
Curtis wrote for his essay. He's got you there.
Alright that does it for today's lesson does anybody know what
Pokémon were talking about next time believe or not?
It is the evolved form of Benin at Butterfree.
Oh wow. You would think they do they do
bear a striking resemblance to each other but no, it's not.
It is Is not Butterfree. We already talked about
Butterfree. We did we get re talk about
butter for that? A pod?
Is that a Pokemon? All right, you're just saying
you're just putting sounds together.
Now mr. Curtis.
Do you have a? Yes.
Well it is no, I don't know. No, yeah.
Let you down Professor. I don't even know if I can
continue anymore. This is this is always doing
he's tapping out. It's only took seven times
taking this course. He's I'm gonna I'm gonna cash
out, my nineteen thousand points for my prize and then oh no.
All right, well with 19 thousand points you can, you can either
get a bracelet that that when you slap it on your Your wrist
that like closes around or you can or you can get a couple of
different Tootsie Rolls, a slap, slap bracelet, or some Tootsie
Rolls. I think I'll, I think I'll,
yeah, I love you. I'll get the Tootsie Rolls.
Bam, it's just I'm so sorry. I have something sweet to
remember these. Now, these these Tootsie Rolls
have been in my desk for three years.
I remember I gave him to you for Teacher Appreciation Week like
four years ago. Oh yeah.
I do. Yeah.
I remember you giving them to me and then me immediately throwing
them on the Ground and then you scooping them up and then
putting them in this desk and destroy my desk.
Good times, good time. Wish I was there.
Ah, yeah. Me too.
Me too, Portman. All right, what's the Pokémon?
Oh, yeah, that's right. Of course, it's a it's venomoth.
Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah.
The evolved form of n at, right? Okay.
Cool. Yeah.
Very, very such a such a clever naming system.
We have here in the Kanto region is very original.
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would not be doing my job as a professor.
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We need one more. That's it.
If the principal promise that he did, not inform me of it.
And I certainly myself did not promise that If we get to 10
ratings, Curtis will come back to the class because he says
after today, he's done now don't put, don't put that stipulation
on it. I would, I would like mr.
Curtis back in the chorus, it has been a pleasure.
What does it been now? 48 weeks together.
So yeah, you know what, it's been a pleasure, it was this
nice knowing you either. We get 10 reviews on flavell
podcast or next week. Rolls around.
Whichever one comes first Curtis.
It's been a pleasure, maybe I'll see.
Around town and saffron sometime.
It's been a pleasure I'm sorry. You got that essay question
wrong but he didn't get it wrong.
You didn't get it wrong. It's give him half credit
because I felt like he kind of reached a little bit more than
he. She said he's tapping out.
He says he's done and I'm just wishing him well, and whatever
decide. He decided to do next with his
life. I have to, I'll have to fish all
my stuff out of the floor, but we'll go get done with that.
You have, you've hidden stuff in my floor.
Oh, I've had stuff all over this building in the walls and the
floor and the roof. God, that's a problem.
I'll deal with next time but until then class is dismissed
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