Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here.
Oh, wow. A lot of excitement joining me
here in the classroom today. Is that voice that you just
heard. That's uh, that's mr.
Curtis you could please say hello to everybody.
Mr. Curtis Oh, I'm just so excited to be here.
Professor, I hate that. I mean, he's been, he's been
excited for the last couple of lessons.
So, you know, I, I guess it's just really, really been
bringing them in on, gets giving 110%.
That's right. I have not left the classroom in
days. Well, what else am I right?
Yeah, that's my little nest in the corner seat over there, who
I built it out of scraps of old desk and spinarak silk.
Oh that's why it stinks. Okay, makes sense.
Makes sense. Very own brand.
Mr. Curtis also joining us here in the classroom.
Today is our trainer and training.
Young Corbin hell-lo, let everybody know.
Okay. Yeah.
Yo rains go for take that. Take the reins, pull them out
and take a hold. Hey guys, what's going on here
it is clasp for Mama. Yeah, sorry, no, no, no.
All right, and that's all of Corbin's time.
Alright, Professor back at we don't actually will have to
listen to me anymore because he's not the the class
president, you did it before anyway.
I guess, of course are our new our current class president is
casein who we are still waiting for a an address from him.
Not like home address. Like, you understand, you
understand what I say, when? I say mean, my say address right
presidential it, right, a Little proclamations recipe?
Yes. Yes.
But we already have his home address to on file.
We don't. We do not.
You told me.
You told me you had everybody's address.
That's what you told me. I mean II know everybody's
address. Oh.
Yeah. But not for public.
No, no really. That's not for public
consumption. Yes.
Yeah, nobody can eat that. Yeah, so we're actually just
going to get right into the lesson today.
Super, super quick. Super Efficient.
I think Aficionado. Yeah.
Has anybody know who we're talking about today?
My Pokémon. We're learning about totally.
There's only one. It could be.
It's not the situation, it's not Curtis.
You cannot just skip to the situation.
Its relative first. That's right.
It's got to be real. I mean, he's right.
You do have to go to Rowlett first but also we're not talking
about Rowlett. Oh, okay.
Um, oh well, it's And I'll then know this Pokemon could really
help you out of a pin pin. Professor, I think you started
over your word there. Why don't you give that another
try? Okay.
If you're if this Pokemon could help you out.
If you're in a pincer crowd on Sir, if you are in a pins maybe
this Pokemon could help you out. Crawdaunt Corbin.
I feel like he's trying to tell us something but I just yeah,
it's got to be a cloth type Pokémon its crawdaunt a cloth I
Pokémon. Huh?
No, no. It's oh it's got to be a clause.
Obviously, Pidgeot did you ask Santa Claus?
Well, my hair across very close. Very close.
A lot of people confuse. Wait.
I know. It is a bug-type.
Yes, of course. It's pincer.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean you know I am the bug
type Master after all of course. Well.
Okay, you know, be a man. You're a fan of bug types of.
You're not a master. I don't think you're anywhere
close. Sorry you'll get there.
One day, buddy, I believe in you.
You probably not wait. Well, if you believe in me then
it's it's, I could you consider it already done.
I'm so excited. This is a quote from.
Did you hear he believes in me, where we know what leaves me?
He does not. Okay.
All right. He does that seal.
Shut up and leave them alone. I never works.
Never works think I'd stop trying it.
So, I mean, obviously I have a pincer here today for everybody
to see as anybody seen one before though, um, You know?
Yeah, I did one time. Yeah.
When I went on a one on a summer vacation to joto, I did attend
the bug catching, you know, the but catching contest that
happens over there in joto. Yeah, yeah.
Just above Goldenrod, I forget the actual park.
I think it's a oh, it's in the National Park.
Wow, that's not it. No, official name is just the
national park by the national park of Johto JoJo's National
Park. Yes, yes.
Where they constantly have bug catching competitions.
Yes. But yeah, I've attended one once
and I saw you know little kid named Joey actually caught one.
Just kidding Joe. I feel like Joey has to be the
most common name in the world, right?
Like I mean I feel like everybody one of them knowing it
is it is a name in the world it is a name.
It is out there. Yeah sure.
So yeah I'm happens. I mean we're just gonna throw it
out. We're going to take a look at it
and then we'll describe it, you know, just a standard stuff just
to standards. Yeah.
Well you don't know the process by now.
Door. Okay.
Clearly this class is not for you.
Well, well, well, only only professor and I get to kick
people at a class. Not you quarter, well, as the
clasp, no, no maybe Corbin. Maybe maybe you'll be class
president again. Lost hurts.
All right but you know eventually eventually it'll stop
hurting. Well, it won't stop hurting but
I mean, it'll hurt as much. I'll just hurt less often, you
know, which is the originally better.
That would look good on a t-shirt, all that quote for that
with with you know, intermittent sobs in there as well, just
threw out. Yeah you know it's really gonna
bring up your mood Corbin to help you forget that.
You're not As president anymore. Bug Pokemon.
I gross weird-looking bug Pokemon.
Whoa. Whoa, what fencer is you Doug?
You don't deny it. It's weird and ugly.
Take a look. Here it is.
There he is. He said, whoa, you're not such a
boy, not entirely wrong. He is, this is a female pin sir.
So let's let's not. She is a little ugly and she's a
little weird. I will, you know what?
Kate, Confirm your ugly. Let's let's, let's, let's go a
little bit more in detail here. Why is it weird?
Why is it ugly? Well, I mean, it's first, the
first weird thing is that it's kind of a poop brown and it's
got these giant weird studded spikes coming out of it.
We, those are kind of cool but I think the for me, the weirdest
part in the most off-putting part of the whole thing is its
mouth, I don't know, right? What is going on with this
thing? Go in detail in this mouth
because I don't want to put it away.
Describe it. Okay?
So imagine students at home, if you will imagine a mouth, right,
you have a mouth in your head. Now, I want you to take it.
Just turn it 90 degrees. Just make it sideways.
And, you know, you've heard of teeth before, right?
I'm sure you have. Yeah, I want you to take teeth
and make them longer and spread them out.
Really weird Irene. Now, we're getting there now,
but there was one more aspect that we need to You get to
really capture the mouth here, all of the teeth move.
First of all, teens shouldn't just move by themselves.
Right? Like, I mean, the jaw moves
normally not the team, right, right.
And they also move independently of each other which they're good
for grabbing. See like if I stick my arm in
its mouth like this, don't do that.
Don't do that. Don't do.
This is the it can like grab me individually by those teeth
there. Yes, it was bottom one.
See, dragging you And close. They're fully up your arm.
We did tell you not to you just go ahead and put your mouth your
oh please please it's fine. There's there's a there's a
pressure point right here and if I just oh just let for for
virtual students where exactly is that pressure point?
It's under the the right side. Armpit of the pincer of just are
right or the fencers right the pincers, right?
Okay okay so it's just Inside the valve eaten by it, it would
be on the left side and you just it's like up underneath the
back. You have to get behind that
plate, okay. And does that deactivate its
mouth or it just it just makes it.
It's like it just makes it release just for a second and
all of the pull your arm out, you know.
I'm really interested to learn about that in the Pokédex entry.
So I think that'll be a lot of no weirdly enough.
No, no Pokémon Professor has ever.
Is that was a thing. I guess not have known pincer as
intimately as mr. Curtis has yes.
How he is. I did spend some time studying
them so I know them quite well. Yeah, clearly, um, all right, I
think we have, I mean, I guess we could also say it has two
very short stubby. Legs.
Sure she's got long little arms spindly.
Yeah. Yeah, a long thin rooms with
claws claws on both the arms and the feet.
Eat and that's it. I mean it's mostly and there you
have a pincer Professor. I've seen enough, thank you.
Okay yeah I think I think we've insulted this before we look
like here we put a little bow on her head just right there.
Tom doesn't bow? She does like the bow.
She does look like that's cute. That's cute.
All right, back into the phone company's Joy.
Putting you and my uncle's farm upstate.
I'm so ready? Poor thing, she has no idea
what's coming. All right.
I think it's time that we start reading some folks back
centuries. What do you guys think?
Huh, let's let's so eager. I love it.
Starting off in the Kanto
region. The first entry here says, if it
fails to crush the victim with its pincers, it will swing it
around and toss it hard. Boo, yeah.
See, see, the mouth is not the dangerous Parts.
It's the pincers on. Oh, absolutely.
Yeah, sorry, sorry. I if Need that unclear in our
description of fins. Are I should, you know.
Yeah. The mouth is creepy and weird
looking. The pincers are the danger zone.
That's the danger zone. That's where you get crushed and
killed. There's a whole highway to them.
Yes. And that's up the mouth and then
directly into the pincers and that's that's yeah.
That's that's a pincer Highway if I call it.
Yeah. Yeah.
You look at those pincers they'll take you right into the
danger zone. Yep.
Exactly to the end you know we get it.
Yes. Thank you.
Alright, the next one through here, says grips, its prey, and
it Spencer's and squeezes hard. It can't move if it's cold so if
it lives so it lives in warm places.
Mmm. And most of the cancer.
It's fair, but not as warm as Magmar yet no more.
I'm not not blisteringly hot, right?
That's what I said and see. That's that's why that's why
they just didn't make a good candidate to selectively breed
because you know, so temperature-dependent spinner.
Don't have that problem. Yeah, yeah we get Seasons here
in saffron so it's like, you know, wouldn't work?
Yes, I don't know. Where would you think then that?
Considers normally live. Um I you know hmm I could see I
could see a good number living in a Lola because it's not like
ungodly hot there. I'm sure.
But when we get to a Lola, they'll all say things like um,
The pincers in a Lola are the best pincers ever.
They're the coolest and their shells are the shine.
You know what they just might guess?
What? I'm sure they'll say that.
Oh, maybe Cinnabar Island here in, in the, in the Kanto region
is, maybe where they, I think most of them.
Most of the time you're going to find one, is in the Safari Zone
in fuchsia City. Hmm.
But you know, that's because of how rare they are.
Just they seem to have a proclivity for rare Pokémon in
the Safari. Sure.
Yeah. Yeah.
Alright, the next entry says, grips and tears at its enemy
with to the two pictures on its head enemies with hard bodies
are gripped and tossed. Okay?
So what it toss, something heavy like a Rhyhorn or a ride on if
it could. Yeah probably look I mean it
might I mean I mean it might be able to break a Rhyhorn her
right on but they I guess they are known for being you know
very very tough to crack. Sure.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's her Jigglypuff though. Now, it's going, right.
For a jit Jigglypuff. Yeah.
Nothing there. We got nice.
Mellow squishy squish. If you here's here's a little
math equation for u 1. Jigglypuff plus 1.
Cancer equals 2 plus F. Less working Jigglypuff's.
Oh yes. One bud.
Blatt one bloodbath. Yeah for ever.
Three me. Sorry.
Three meat pizza. I'd love some, thank you.
All of us in class together. Oh yeah, yeah, learning about
this. Yeah, I think we're losing the
plot here, a little bit. I don't think we ever had it.
So fair enough next entry here from the Kanto region says, it's
too long. Pincer horns are powerful.
It's of that combined combined pincer and Horn together because
they do some entries. Go back and forth between pins
our own horn. So the Sr Pinsir horns, I guess
or pictures if you will. No pins are horns.
It's too long. Pincer horns are powerful.
Once they grip an enemy. They won't release until the
photo is torn. Hmm, not good.
No also not true because if it's a really tough Pokemon it will
just throw it instead of because that makes it sound like if it
grabs something like I don't know, a Steelix or I don't know
any other. ER, Steel type Pokemon.
It just kind of hold onto it forever, because it can't break
through the the hard carapace, right?
But that's not true. That's not true.
It will throw this true it would throw into.
Can your, as the first entry says, it will swing it around
and toss it hard which by now, good luck tossing.
A Steelix. Yeah.
I mean, yeah. The yeah.
That would be pretty difficult for it by the way, swing around
and toss. It hard.
Sounds like it could be like instructions for like, like a
dance or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I could see that for slide.
That's alright guys. Now today and dance class.
We're going to do the swinging around and toss.
It hard. You guys ready?
Someone swing it around. Step 2, you will cause some
hard. Excuse me.
What? What are we supposed to be
swinging and or tossing? It's very, it's very vague.
I don't under your partner. Oh, oh, jeez do not let go of
your partner until they are torn.
Do the pincer do those right? Sir.
Hey, all the cool kids. The club did the pencil.
Nope. Nope, I'm not.
It was a joke. That was a joke for our mini
mini. I didn't care.
How can you not toss me? Can you not touch?
That was the wall? Something that I probably should
have mentioned before this mr. Curtis is far stronger than he
appears. That was a nice little Loop for
you. Corbin A enjoying, are you okay?
I will remind you that you did sign.
Waiver before joining the class. So yes, you cannot sue us for
any damages. That happened to your young
fragile ten-year-old body through.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer and he may or may not ride the
bike with me on the school on the way to school today.
Harry is not licensed yet. I don't know what you're towing.
I believe referring to Parry the Psyduck who is our our school
psychologist psychologist. Yeah, we're learning some.
Yes, yes, yes, no. You know, he's not he's not an
attorney but he is talk to me about possibly switching
professions. Maybe he.
He then he'd probably be like the school's lawyer, right?
He wouldn't leave. He wouldn't leave the Saffron
City. Learn oh no he has no.
He told me his zero interest in leaving.
He just you know, it does where he he talks to me a lot about on
the ride home, you know, kind of violet tip a little bit but he
says it does weigh him down quite a bit.
A lot of the things he has to hear.
As the student counselor, I'm amazed how much you can get from
because Literally just says Psyduck over and over again.
Well, I mean, I just it's the the way that the way that Curtis
isn't too much spinner. Axe is how I am with Perry.
The side, uh, Kate just, I just guessed just Perry or all sigh
Ducks, mostly just Perry kind of has its own dialect to him.
I have this lovely singing voice he does.
I haven't mastered the language of other side acts yet, but him
I got him down to a science Psyduck and sigh and nope, duck.
There's a pun in There and one day we'll find it but not today
because now we're moving on to the Johto region pokedex
entries. Hmm, with its horns, it digs
Burrows to sleep in at night in the morning damp soil clings to
its body. Okay, so why why would you think
maybe it would dig into the ground at night?
Um, well if it gets cold it's gotta stay warm.
Exact very, very good Corbin. Very good and excellent work.
I'm a little bit surprised, but definitely proud that you were
able to To figure that out Curtis.
I see a pack of gold stars on your desk.
You want to let one my we will see.
Okay, we might we'll see, we'll see where you make it.
Well we'll see how the lesson goes.
Alright, Corbin I think it's going pretty well.
So far so good. I would say maybe our best yet.
Who knows - my best yet. Not yours right?
Well. Okay.
Maybe yours. I don't know.
I think so. Yeah, sure maybe.
Every lesson is your best this guy.
Okay. The next entry here says swings
its long. Antlers wildly to attack now.
I believe was referring to its pincers / / horns who wrote that
it was Johto. So what know in this verse 13,
He said horns, just horns instead of ever all the entries
in the can The region all refer to them as pincers.
Hmm, at least a partially fencers and then in JoJo he's
like oh horns, boom, antlers I don't care done, you don't care,
you don't care. No consistency.
Yeah so it swings its long. Antlers wildly to attack during
cold periods. It hides deep in forests where I
guess it's warmer and deep. Sure yeah you made me be sure of
course or maybe it's deep in the forest where people can't find
it. Cuz it's like frozen up and it
can't move. I don't think it's.
They're technically antlers though, because antlers kit shed
every year and and, you know, without quite a bit of force to
pincers drop their pincer. So, yeah, they're definitely not
supposed to. Hmm.
No, it's okay. So, what we're asking to we're
going to say, right here, right now, they're not antlers Elm.
You're wrong. We're cutting that out there.
Not antlers there, huh. No Stantler.
Or we're dear. Those are antlers.
Of course. Yes.
Honestly, I would You really call them horns either because
you know, it can like it can move them.
They're like they're movable I don't think horns are movable in
any way. No, they're not.
Okay, so I think I think we should just stick to calling
them pincers. I think they are pincers.
I mean, we called the Pokemon ping.
Listen. I'm not putting up a fight.
Good good. Alright, so another another
motion has passed. How do we feel about mandible?
I don't know who this is, is somebody you guys know?
No, like a like a mint. Like a, like a.
That's a, that's an instrument right that you play.
It has like, who's Amanda? Why is she edible?
What are you saying they're like, crushing B on insect
Pokemons, you know? Okay, all right, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. What pincer?
I vote for the professor's. Whatever you said, okay, great.
All right, moving on to the next entry we're in the Hoenn region
now. Oh my God.
How did we get here? Ha ha ha Professor, you're so
funny. Oh God is awful.
I hate it when you laughs. I'm sorry.
Alright. So the first entry says pincer
is astoundingly strong. It can grip a faux Wing twice.
Its weight in its horn. Ooh, and easily lifted this
Pokemons movement movement, Stern, sluggish and cold places.
Hmm the next entry says cancer has a pair of massive horns.
I mean we all agreed their pincers but you know whatever
whatever we got to do, merge. Protruding from the surface of
these horns are thorns Thorn horns.
If you will horn Thorns, it almost sounds like a wrap,
almost but it isn't. So we're good legally in a legal
sense. We're good.
These Thorns are driven deeply into the foes body.
When the pincer closes, making it tough for the foe to escape.
Mmm. And then, one last entry here
from the Hoenn region, it says, their pincers are strong enough
to shatter thick logs, because they dislike cold cancer burrow
and sleep under the ground on chilly nights.
Makes, there you go. There's your answer.
You're welcome. Yeah.
Thank, you know, you're right, you're right.
It's this, you know. So, you know, it's important to,
you know, try to infer things from Pokedex entries and not
just take everything at face value.
So, I'm very happy to see you're moving along in that regard.
Sure. Yeah.
Happy to, you know, add something constructive, you
know, to the class. Yes, and Curtis can get a gold
star. I'll give you half of one.
All right, I'll take that. Thank you so much.
Thank you. All right.
Let's move on to this in our
region. There's only one entry here, so
it should be pretty quick. It says it grips.
Prey with its pincers until the prey is torn in half.
What? It can't tear it tosses far.
Good professor that was such a good reading here.
You know what, here's one and a half stars.
Are you serious? What?
He's all he did was read somebody else's.
Ah Professor you did such a great job.
You got a whole really want it is I really want this half
those. I think I'll just throw it away
and just yelling so loud. All right, so that does it for
the center region. There's nothing new and you
know, but we're Kalos unfortunately.
All right, let's move on to the a Lola region.
The first entry says it grips. Its prey in its pincers and
splits them apart. I don't like how it's said that.
Hmm that's pretty impressive. Although it is a powerful
Pokémon it can't deal with the cold.
Yep. Yep it's one.
It's one weakness. One might say, yeah, if you have
a nice type. Get in there.
Get in there, tear it up. Hey, don't go in there.
But I mean, coach one, solid Blow from its horns is enough to
split apart, a large tree. It's great as 58 and a Lola is
because V okay, interest does it think it is Scyther with all
this tree cutting and honestly, like, I mean that's it doesn't
seem like that strong. I mean, right.
I mean I mean I Could knock down a tree, right?
With one hit, but I mean, well, you're weak.
We have true. Oh, take that back.
This is a strong man. Look at those muscles.
Give him a little flings, give a little flakes, I've seen better.
I mean, this is listen, it's no, it's no Machamp pushing a
mountain, right? Yeah.
It's and or a Rhyhorn that can, you know, charge into a
skyscraper and knock it down, right?
Right. It doesn't seem that crazy to
me. Um, the next entry says it gets
into territorial disputes with vika V for some reason.
It apparently gets along well with Heracross in a Lola
interested. A, everything is okay.
It's crazy in a little that I guess, maybe what, yes, go on
carbon. I was just a hair across, is,
always come across. To me is a very chill Pokémon,
you know what I mean? So, it's kind of gets along with
everybody, right? No, I don't know about that.
We'll see when we get to the Heracross Pokedex entries about.
I don't think they're quite as chilly as you might think.
Oh, okay. But we're almost at here cross,
we'll get there pretty soon. I can't wait.
I'm excited. All right, thank you.
Thank you for that. The any really sounds like
everybody's just on the edge of their seat.
Whoo all the bug types. I'm so ready.
The Next Century here, a says, although it's tough it can't
handle cold. Well when night falls it buries
itself and leafage and sleeps. Oh Warlow leaves the next entry
is. So we're moving on to the gal,
our region. Now these Judge one another
based on pincers, thicker more impressive pincers, make for
more popularity with the opposite gender makes.
Wow, okay, so he's does matter, so PSI does matter with with
pincer, okay? I think size, does matter with
pincer? That's good side.
We'll put that on a T-shirt size Matters with pincers.
I like that. That's actually, you know what?
That would be a great T-shirt size Matters and just have big
old pincers. Alright, The Next Century says
this Pokemon clamps with this considers down on its prey and
then either splits the prey in half or flings it away.
Mmm, I've tracked, it makes sense at all at all, adds up,
nothing. There's no history.
Pokedex entry and there's no snow piled an entry either and
that they've been added to the National Registry.
But fortunately, we haven't seen anything from them yet.
So I do I do have another entry here from the lentil region.
Thank you, Professor mirror. It says it's real personal and I
like that. It says you may have spotted
pincers prominent horns sticking out of the ground in the Nature
Park at night. I don't know what.
Mark, he's referring to. I personally I haven't Professor
mirror so maybe I don't know, check your assumptions at the
door when you're writing these Pokedex entries.
Yeah. How dare you write?
Write write. It says it Burrows.
Beneath the ground to protect itself from the cold.
Another nothing too crazy new here, I do.
So that does it for the regional Pokedex entries on user.
I have some unique ones here. The first one comes to us from
ashes Pokedex it says, pincer this fearsome, Pokemon uses its
powerful claws, to put the squeeze on its opponents.
And by the squeeze, I assume that referring to tearing it in
half. I love.
Put the squeeze. I love the way.
That's worded. Hmm.
Like I said, it, just saying it completely eviscerated it.
Yeah. Put the squeeze on the squeeze
on them. This we all know because, you
know, because it's just give it a little love squeeze.
It doesn't suddenly, it's not, you know, necessarily cutting it
in half or anything, but it does.
It does do that? I mean, just That it does mean,
let's look at that twisting. It does tear them in half.
It really does mr. Curtis.
Come on, the next Regional or sorry.
Unique pokedex entry comes to us from goes Rotom phone.
It says pincer the stag beetle Pokemon a bug-type when printers
horns clamp onto an opponent. They won't release until it's
defeated. Mmm.
Yeah, we do that. We kind of knew that right.
The, the it says it's defeated and that could really be go both
ways like, you know, the Mon it's clamped onto is defeated,
or the pincer itself is defeated or both a little bit of both, a
little comment. Probably both.
Alright. So that does it on the unique
entries? And that's all of the entry is
on the, you know, the standard pincer form.
However, right. However, when you have a Mega
Evolution, no, you shut up. Wow.
How rude, how dare you say that to the professor Corbin?
Oh sorry. You shut up.
I'm taking a half star back. No, no, no.
You can have this half star back roller coaster of a lesson for
Corbin today. Yeah, if you behave yourself,
fine. Um, so I don't, obviously, I
don't have a mega pincer with me, but, you know, I have these
handouts so you can vent their, like, their hand drawings of
what offends. Our looks like, just like my
mother used to draw beautiful. So, yeah.
So let's Let's describe what a mega pincer looks like real
quick. How is it?
May, I guess main differences
from regular pen sir and, you know, just a big chicken wings.
Yes, it has big wings, a very good Corbin, figure spikes,
bigger asset, Spencer's are bigger and the thorns on those
horns are spikier and bigger. So the, the feet look a little
bit more stabby. And I mean they're not like, Not
flat. The more like I don't know.
It's like it's standing on clause in the in this photo it
almost kind of looks like it's it's feet.
Ain't for walking no more. Nope, it's for stabbing.
It's for stabbin if it's for flying down and stabbing.
I think it's got its got wrist. Blades.
Yeah. And again I think I think that
helps with I think that helps with flight.
Helps it like, steer a little bit better.
Yes. Yes.
The last thing I would probably In our it sighs.
Its eyes are yells going to say that its eyes are yellow and
creepy. Looking at that.
I know, let's let's see if any of the Pokedex entries.
Tell us what's up with that Corbin.
So Sierra, all of these entries come to us from the Aloha
region, okay? So the first one says the
influence of Mega Evolution leaves it in a state of constant
excitement. It Pierce's enemies with its two
large horns before shredding them.
Whoa, Gruesome ruff ruff. What do you think it shreds them
with? But the thing is friends than
with the horns or does it like use its feet or arms?
I think it uses his new wrist blades probably.
Yeah. I don't think I don't think
those are actually blades and I think that they're more more
like, you know, playing like, you know, you would see like
planes on a Wings on a plane that kind of thing.
Sure. Yeah.
Not really a stabby, stabby kind of thing kind of morph Org
lighting. You thinking?
Yeah, and just just can just air control this control in the air.
So, speaking of flying, the next entry says, bathed in the energy
of Mega Evolution, its wings become unusually developed it
flies at speeds of approximately.
What do we think, how fast were thinking of, like, 150 miles per
hour? I must say it was a 70, 70
miles. Our guys Mega pincer is clocking
in at a blazing 30 mph. Oh, it's actually pretty take
it. I'll take it.
I'm faster than regular pen sir. Yeah, yeah, well I'll make
regular pens are flies. That's the point yet.
Certainly, I mean, I don't know really after going from a
Pidgeot that can travel at Mach to 30 miles per hour is pretty
under underwhelming, right? But, you know, it can fly.
Fly at 30 miles to do it more than I can do.
The next entry says, after Mega Evolution, it becomes able to
fly because it's so happy. Our sorry, perhaps, because it's
so happy, it rarely touches the ground.
Wow, yeah. All of that happiness.
Equals flying more. According to a people in a Lola.
Happiness is leaving the ground. Whoa, dang can't keep coming up
with these fire t-shirt ideas. I mean, that's really, it's my
job shirts. That's I don't think we have
enough. I think we have maybe too many
the next 13 says, it's Zips around at blistering speeds.
Looking for an opening black blistering.
Really? I don't know.
I don't know if I would call 30 mph blistering.
But whatever. Yeah, it's not one, that's going
to be blisters. It's not that fast.
I'm looking for an opening to skewer.
It's a opponent with its giant pincers.
All right, sounds friendly. Alright.
And then the last entry says with its vaunted horns, If it
can lift an opponent ten times heavier than itself and fly
about with, he's 10 times, 10 times its own weight, that's
that's pretty impressive. That that is, is very impressive
and there the mega ones are pretty beefy.
So you know, it may not fly fast but dang, it is like, it's like
a cargo a cargo poke fly. Yeah.
So a mega pincer ways around a hundred and thirty point one
pounds. So something that's 1301 pounds.
It could Lift and fly with. I'd like to see a Pidgeot fly at
Mach 2 with 1,300 pounds on this back.
Maybe, I mean, maybe I could fly at 30 miles per hour, I don't
know. Okay, alright guys, that does it
for all the poker centuries. And I am very, very excited for
this next part because this is where I test you guys and see if
you've, you know, paid attention throughout this lesson, see what
you've learned, what? I know I'm so ready, it's time
for quiz. It is time for quiz.
Oh yay! We're going to trying something
new, some things that we haven't done before.
I think, you know, I've seen a lot of, you know, you Mr. Curtis
isn't Corbin's interactions in this classroom and I think, I
think we need to build their bond a little bit more.
Give me a Star, Gold Star. I know what we're going to do is
a group project and I'm so excited.
Oh, so what I want from you guys is I want you to give me an
instructional video. I want you to perform a little
skit. I want you to perform an
instructional video for me now. Former, did you know what the
hell do we have to go? Out and take a little recessed
tape, the video, bring it back, and we put it in, you know, TV
and show it to you where it will be re-enacting.
Like how does this work? Yeah.
Well so you can like record it and stuff you know, only audio
recording though because again we are this is primarily a audio
class for students to listen to so I can't wait.
I don't think that they really get a lot from visual gags in
your video but you know, I want you to record something.
Maybe adding a few sound effects.
If you want to really spice it up but I do have a rubric here
for you. All right, so okay, we're at.
All right, so the first two are the same that I always use.
You know, you must include information that we learned in
class. And the second one is, you must
demonstrate an understanding of the unique attributes and
abilities of Pokemon. So, again, I think those two are
very, very important things that you should always be, should
always have in these assignments, right?
So include information, but also demonstrate that, you understand
that, 73, the presentation must be at minimum five minutes, long
and focus primarily on the topic assigned.
Okay, minimum of five minutes. Yep, minimum five minutes.
We're going to see how that goes.
We might adjust that later on and this last point is, is kind
of unique. So it's actually determined by
your partner and essentially, the partner will answer the
question. How do you rate your partner's?
Ation in this project. So I'm giving you guys a chance
to, you know, I very Charming each other's.
Great a little bit which is something that I might regret
going forward. But again we're testing.
Just remember I've got this half gold star over here.
All right. So are you guys ready for your
topic? I yes.
All right, I would like an instructional video audio.
Whatever on how to clean pincers pincers their antlers.
You Mean antlers horns? No, no.
We know you're right. We decided that it is pincers.
Okay, alright, so to make time go out, you know, right some
good stuff and you know, I'm excited to see what you bring.
Okay, good sounds good, sounds good.
Alright, let me grab this camera, mr.
Curtis, you, and I are going to go tape something and let's go
do it again. But keep keep the the visual
gags to a minimum, please. All right.
All right, come on, come on, come on.
Okay. Professor already recorded, our
little video outside. Do you have?
Oh, you do have a VHS for wonderful.
I must get ready for the final cut now.
All right. I don't know why you're me
meeting. I mean, we already recorded it.
All right, here we go. I'm going to go ahead and put
this. Everyone sit down.
Grab your popcorn. If you have says, he's taking a
ray in here. Thank you.
Here we go. The final version.
But I mean, I mean I'm just warmed up now.
That was like, that was take. That was take six but that The
final version if you want to go back out and record more mr.
Curtis really listen. I'm sure, I'm sure whatever you
have is fine. It's fine.
We got, I mean, it's lessons going on a bit long.
Anyways, so let's well we had to use cardboard cutouts because we
couldn't find the real Pokemon so bear with us, okay?
That you made cardboard cutouts. We did, we went outside and make
our move, wow. Okay.
All right, here we go.
And we put this in and miss curfew press play.
No input input and then you scroll down the source and then
you know that's that's Channel. Nope.
Input and no input. Really this is my okay, they're
gonna have this all set up and ready to go while they were.
All right. Cool.
And go play. Today, me and mr.
Curtis are going to tell you how to clean a me me and mr.
Curtis is going to tell you how to clean a pincer horn in just a
few easy steps. Are you ready?
Mr. Curtis yeah, Corbin ready. Okay, I don't want to say my
name like that. Here we go.
Step one on how to clean your pain.
Sir, the first step in order to clean up the first step in order
to clean your, vents are his get a bit sir and you usually do
that by getting a Pokeball at your standard PokeMart now.
Once you have that mr. Curtis good time with you for
Step 2. That's right.
So you got to get your Pinter old.
It's slow, it does not handle cold well so keep it from
reacting violently and tearing you apart as you try to clean
it. Yeah, exactly.
Now, step three is very important in order to make
things easier you're going to want to catch a another Pokemon.
Something like a Lapras Arctic Arctic fish.
It's what you want. Exactly.
It's an arc tavish I guess so you don't go flying.
You want something that's preferably over 242 pounds since
of pincer ways. 21. If you can't throw anything
twice their way, in their normal normal, you know form.
So you want something that's over 242 pounds.
Lifty beefy boys, they throw him down.
Lifting lifting be d-boy. Yep, he said it correct.
You need something like, that's really heavy so you can sit on.
So if, if it for some reason to pinch her wakes up and gets
upset during the cleaning process, it will not throw you
as a small tiny human. So yeah.
So step four Curtis didn't you want to get your bucket in your
Hop in your wedding, shpencer that's right.
And then you would have mixed all You're getting all sudsy cuz
you gotta get a nice and clean the more of a soap, the better
and that's right. And then you just want to reach
out and you want to baste your pincers pincers, but that soapy
mop, just based it just like your, you know, cooking a turkey
in the oven and it's a turkey. I don't know, I don't know.
But I know you based it. That's how you eat it so that
just just what you want to do with your pincer, sure.
And then after you base it make sure you keep a nice clean t as
you nice Corbett's or will step 5.
You got a hose. It down, don't leave it all
sudsy. Are you kidding me?
That's rude. So, you know, who's down with
lukewarm water? Lukewarm water is good because
it's good transition from the hotness to, or sorry from the
coldness to the hotness. You never know called the hot,
you gotta give it some server intermediary.
So do it with lukewarm water so it doesn't jump around like
crazy. Finally you want to give it some
nice warm clean pristine soil dirt to top-tier top-tier dirt
so we could just dig itself, right?
Right down in there and warm right up.
You want that? Nice squeaky-clean pincer to be
as warm and comfortable as it can so you just gotta find the
best warmest dirt for it to sleep but keep those pictures
expose mows them. Well, all your work will be for
nothing and that would suck Mi Corbin.
Do you have any useful tips for me as I'm cleaning my pincer?
I have one but I'll let you go first mr.
Curtis because I'm a gentleman. Okay, you see this here?
Look at my hand, I see it. It's really House.
Why do you have six fingers on it now now?
Well, let's not talk about that, but let's count with me.
That's one layer of gloss Lon. Uh-huh.
Okay. And then here very good in
finally free. That's right.
Three layers of gloves because you know, you don't want to get
stabbed you stabbed by those horn up in Serie pincers Absol.
Hovered in not words and so make sure you wear a lots of gloves.
Yeah, and you're on a Pokemon, you see should be fine but you
never I know what happened. So it's good to wear three
layers, just in case carbon. Do you have any useful tips to
share with the class today? I have one.
Sure, and it earlier I mentioned, wow, some share it
earlier I mentioned using some prefer, something like an Arctic
fish because Curtis interrupted me because he's rude.
Yeah. Sark to vicious, the definitely
the way to go, nothing else. If you can't find an artificial,
it's a fossil Pokemon. And there's not many of them
around anymore. You can use another water ice
type that's really heavy such as a Lapras The one stone by having
that thing also do all the work for the don't actually kill them
or not endorsing that. But it's gonna do all the work
by hosing down the pincer. For you see, you don't even need
a hose, you got a water type Pokemon right there and also the
type keeps it a nice type keeps it call the case, anything
happens that ice is gonna freeze that bug right up for you.
But that's all from us. So, today we're happy to tell
you how to clean your pincer and just those easy steps.
So please, if you want to learn more call, 1-800 55 27.
To, that's 2722 that. That what I said, okay, thanks
and call now. All right, all right, what did
you think of that Professor? How did that go?
It's almost like you were here. Performing it right in front of
me. That was crazy.
How it how real it felt mr. Carter cinematography was a
little rough there, right? Yeah, the camera was at like a
the very slight angle the entire time, which I first, I thought
you were doing it to be a little bit artistic.
But then as it went on, I just realized that you forgot to, you
know, level out the camera. Yeah, mr.
Curtis doesn't always doing. I think it looks more.
I think it looks more realistic. That we also have an amazing
price. You were able to get an actual
lap press, I can't believe that you got one in there.
I could, it was a little bit jarring because it's cries
started to over, you know, just it's go over your speech but you
know, that's fine, that's okay. I mean like I mean it was really
cool because we have the coat cardboard cutouts and then
somebody was like Hey You filming a video and he said yeah
he's like well You know, laparis I said, whoa, weirdly enough.
Yeah, absolutely not Arctic fish all the way, but thank you for
trying. Okay, well I tried to
incorporate the Lapras in there because the guy offer than
curves like no use artificial. Anyways, but it worked out and
it did work out, excellent job, okay?
I don't know why they do them to call you.
At the end, I was at for questions, or would you try to
get them to buy a pincer or cleanings?
I don't, I'm not sure what the the phone number.
Well, let's well, let the the customers so.
Okay, so they are Ours though. Okay.
So I think it sounds to me, like, getting in the head space.
Here, you were sales people trying to sell either pincers or
a device for cleaning pincers, horns.
It's more. It's more of a like a, like a
safety hotline. Yeah, it's warm warm.
Yeah, if you're cleaning your pincer and something goes wrong,
then you get a call that number, okay?
I can answer any questions you may have on the Fly.
Hopefully while you're still in one piece, that's right.
All right, so let's go over the rubric here.
So must include information that we learn in class.
Absolutely. You did a great job with that.
You know, I was really hoping you would include information
on, you know, the fact that when it's cold, it doesn't move.
So that was very good. Of course, you include like the
amount of weight that it could throw around.
So that was very very good and of course number two I think you
did a definitely understands those attributes of pincer.
So full marks there, I believe the presentation was almost
exactly five minutes long, so wow.
All right, we'd get a stay on topic.
Stay on topic for cleaning. Pictures horns.
All right, so for those three you get full points for me.
Now we're on to the fourth point.
So I have to ask Corvin how do you rate your partner's
participation in this project? You know what out of what 510
let's say out of four I'm going to give mr.
Kirkham is Krista 3.5. He interrupted me a few times
there with his. Antics about arctic fish but
everywhere else he did a good job.
Wow, I want to give you a perfect grade there, mr.
Curtis, this is, you know, besides, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I
shouldn't interrupt. That's what was it?
Was it, that was that equipment? That was it.
That was it, okay. So, go ahead, mr.
Cars. Were you saying, okay?
Yes, well, I mean, I, of course, you know, I just had to make
sure it's all the other good listeners at and students of
this class listeners of that pitch or safety.
I knew that archivist is really the best way to go but other
than that Corbin did such a great job and in fact you know
what Corbin I'll give up. I'll give you your half star
back. Here you go.
Oh thank you just like a number of though that would be good for
me. One half star out of three
silver stars. Okay something that's a full
marks then that's a for 1/2 gold star at a three silver stars.
Okay great thank you. You realize I had, I need to
grade this, I can't have some kind of, yes, it's a little bit
worrying that, you know, this is your grading scale.
Massacres considering, I am trying to train you to become a
professor yourself, but we can talk about that after class.
All right. So that's going to do it for
today's lesson on pincer, excellent job.
I think, I think instructional video went very, very well so
great work there. Does anybody know who we're
going to be talking about next week?
Situate. Of course I hope Heracross out
of there now. It's like Heracross.
Unfortunately. It's not a bug type, so I'm not
surprised mr. Curtis doesn't know it.
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it.
We are learning about Tauros next week.
Oh to Ross? Yes.
Our toras I guess.
It depends if that's how you want to say it.
Sure. All right.
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