Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this live show on Pokémon biology.
Joining me here in this perfectly spherical classrooms,
of course, my wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Hey, Mr. Curtis, how you doing? I'm looking at you.
I'm seeing you. I'm seeing you.
I'm. So you see me?
You see you. See, you see me, Corbin?
You see me, Corbin? I'm over here actually.
I see you in all who greasy glory.
Yep. Yeah, you're, you're greasy, Mr.
Curtis. You like it?
You like it when I do that? How about that right there?
Pull on that move. Whoa, that's crazy.
Stop whipping. Around he just floated into the
air and stretched both of his limbs out.
Super. I'm just getting he didn't do
that. I was going to say.
What are you talking about? I just, I just said I just stood
on this. Look, Professor, see, I just
stood on this little, little box that I have behind my desk over
here, you see, But it looked like I was floating in the air.
Careful. Careful, he felt he fell out.
There he goes. That's why we can't do this.
Okay? Also also joining me here in the
classroom today is our young trainer and training, Corbin.
Corbin, how are you? Whoa, wait, what are these
moves? What are you doing here?
What's going on? Yeah, only I'm the one that's
allowed to make fancy moves. No, I was just like kind of
bumping my fists about, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, it was cool flip though, you know, cool like
spin. Thank you.
It's hard to do that in a chair, but it's possible.
Yeah. I'm excited to to to learn about
today's Pokémon. I heard it's a very popular one
that a lot of people love. Is that true, Professor?
I mean, listen, every Pokémon is at least one person's favorite.
And that's true. Like there's that's true.
I I don't I. Don't understand?
Winning popularity contest, everyone's favorite.
But somebody out there, somebody out there is like, finally,
finally, this lesson is here. I don't want to spoil it 'cause
you know, I know. You know how I like to make you
guys guess. Let us know in the comments if
you're that person 'cause I'm dying to know.
Yeah, like let us know in in the spot of flag on comments.
Like let us know if you've been like, this is it.
The lesson is here. This is the one I've been
waiting for. Let let us know I.
Guarantee no one. 'S I'm pretty.
Don't lie, don't lie just for the.
Don't lie. Don't like to make Corbin look
stupid? Yeah, don't.
Yeah, yeah, I know you guys like to do that, but genuinely, if
you're excited about today's Pokémon, this is your favorite
Pokémon comment and let. Us know and if it's not then
maybe go ahead and comment which one you are super excited for.
Oh, which, that's a good one, Yeah.
Which Johto Pokémon that we have not talked about yet are you
most excited to learn about? We're we're there's a few.
We're not that many. This time with Johto.
We're almost done with Johto. Yeah, I got jeez.
I mean, I, I don't know if they're going to kick us out or
not. It's I've been trying to get the
headmistress to, you know, figure out what the plans are
for after we finished Johto. And she keeps just, she just
stares at me, into my brain and I, I don't know, it's probably.
Because she knows the future and doesn't want to tell you what's
going to happen once we finish Johto.
This guy remembers the Zatu lesson.
See, I do retain information. See, I'm not that stupid.
She she can't tell us though. That's part of part of being a
Zatu. Because I know then it won't
come true. OK guys, I have a Gangar mail
here that I'm going to read. It's a quick one.
So you know it won't. It won't take all that long.
It comes to us from a virtual student named Kevin.
They say Kevin. Hello, Kevin.
What up? Kevin.
Hello. Professor Jacob Corbin and Mr.
Curtis. I'm Kevin, a virtual student.
After being forced to listen to this class to relearn about
Pokémon after a wild Deoxys attack.
Don't ask. Well, we have to ask, though.
We have to ask about this wild Deoxys attack because what
happened? How?
Deoxys isn't real as Porsche. Can't be OK.
We can't trust Porsche on her real truth ideas, all right?
I don't. Know hold on, be careful what
you say. Porsche listens to these.
Episodes. She edits them.
That's right, she could add anything in here.
She had anything like that one fart sound?
Yeah, yeah, I knew that was coming, Porsche.
But you didn't. We didn't hear it.
No, you this is no, she asked them after the fact.
You didn't hear it, Gorman. So I know that was Mr. Curtis.
He actually did fart. That's.
Mr. Curtis at his desk. Sorry, I thought Porsche was
here in real time adding the fart sound effects.
I thought I could blame it on Porsche, but but like you, you
saw through my ruse. No, that one sounded.
That one sounded different than the sound effect.
Porsche, Yeah. Once I real that one sounded,
you know I'm not. Going to I was a real Clapper.
I don't want to describe it. I don't want to get too.
I don't want to get too specific on that fart sound, but
everybody heard. It So this is where we're going
to have a lot of listeners check out.
Yeah, yeah, we'll check that. I've been looking at the the
virtual student retention time and it's it does drop
occasionally. It does drop right here during
the fart discussion. Maybe Spotify maybe spot a flag
on will have the automatic chapters and it will say because
it loves to do that and I wonder if it's going to say fart
discussion. Fart.
I mean, if we say the words fart discussion, fart discussion, it
will it will make that section safe, yeah.
I need you guys to know we don't write the transcripts and we
don't do the automatic chapters. It's Spotify, we're lazy.
We can change it if we want to, but I think Spotify flag on
coming up with its own chapters is really fun.
So yeah, let us know in party session in the spot of flag on
comments what fart you're looking forward to and Joe to.
There we go. What's your most anticipated
fart? And we'll be.
We're trying to rig the system fart discussion.
Fart, Fart discussion. Fart discussion.
Now I'm looking forward to that
being a spot, a flag on chapter, an automatic chapter.
Yeah, hey, look forward to your finger YouTube short too,
Corbin. If you, if I was gonna say if
you guys are, if you guys are on flat podcast or on YouTube,
sorry, you, you guys are probably just like what are they
talking about? What?
On Earth are they talking? Anyways, OK, so.
I, I have questions for Kevin. Kevin, like tell me about this
Deoxys attack because I, I want to know one where the wild
Deoxys came from? Were you in space?
Because that's where Deoxys is if they do exist.
And two, why did it make you like, how, why is it forcing you
to relearn about Pokémon? Or did it, like, did it like, be
you and like, handcuff you to the chair and like, yeah, like,
open your eyes, like, you know? Force your eyes open.
Like that one movie Clockwork or on Guru?
Yeah, yeah. Clockwork or on guru?
I'm not allowed to watch that. One, I know you're too young,
Gorman. Anyways, they go on to say.
However, I am happy listening to these lessons.
That's good. OK, but that's not what it
sounded like. It's because you said.
It sounds like you're being. Forced.
I'm looking at it right.
Now, so are you, were you forced or are you happy to listen?
There have. Been plenty of examples
throughout history of people being forced to do something but
actually ending up really enjoying it.
I think they call that Stockholm.
Sync. Yeah, I think that's called the.
Well then, if that's the case then 237 lessons in I have
Stockholm syndrome. With this oh so you are enjoying
these lessons? It's taking me a while, but I'm
getting there. Anyways, they say I would like
to say thank you for your hard work.
Well thank you so much Kevin. They finished by saying PS
Corbin, I have a lot of low level Pokémon so if you need any
let me know. Sign Kevin.
Well, once Kevin get, once Kevin, once Corbin gets his
license, maybe we can take a look at that.
You shouldn't even have those, Kevin.
You you, you have to you don't have your certificate 'cause you
have to re listen to the lessons, right?
Yeah, if you got your, if you got your Pokémon license
revoked, I'm sorry, you have to turn those back in.
Yeah, anyways, I'm sending after this lesson.
I'll send Mr. Kurz to go recover those from you.
Yeah, that's yeah. Sorry.
Sorry Kevin, you kind of added yourself.
I have to like this is this is a binding contract.
Here I have to go, you know, take action.
Right, Lucky being favorite is going to be my first Pokémon.
By the way, we've already decided this.
That's the fan PE who won the Don.
Vander, I thought, well, what happened to to Zinc?
Yeah, I just got an e-mail here from Zinc and it's just a crying
emoji. That's.
Yeah, zinc is. Wait, Zinc is a.
Jolteon can e-mail. I guess they've never sent me an
e-mail before, but I guess they. I didn't know Zeke was still
alive. OK, why don't you hit them back
and say just kidding, Corbin will actually take you.
Slow, slow down. Come on.
I can't type that fast. I'm old.
All right, all right, say. Just kidding, Corbin.
Should I do a JK or should I spell it out?
I would spell it out, it's a little more.
Professional. I'm spelling.
Yeah, that's formal. Do JST.
KJJ. JSTKDDIN.
Just kidding, Corbin wants you as his first Pokémon.
Corbin. Oh, oh, but oh, look, they're
oh, look. Just now sent it.
OK, thank you. Oh yeah, no, I just got one from
Lucky being favorite. And it's 2 crying.
Emojis and then a poop emoji. Wait, Lucky being favorite can
who taught her to e-mail? Oh my God.
OK well tell her she can also be on the team.
I can have two starters, why not?
No, I, I, you would you. If you had passed your test, you
would know that you can only have one starter.
So, Pastor. Dang it.
Yeah, that is question number one.
Well on the test so write this. Down how many starters can you
have? Yeah.
OK leave another comment. It should be my first Pokémon.
Zanka Jolteon or Lucky being favorite the Phampy let me know.
And what fart noise do you think they would make?
Yeah. Thank you.
Thank you guys. Appreciate it.
OK, Mr. Curtis. So first of all.
Yes, Sir. Yes, Sir.
Do you think this is a Gold Star worthy here?
Did they talk about how great bug types are my?
God, you gotta get over that. You know how cool spinner rack
is? Nope.
You know, I don't know, I don't know, maybe.
Maybe a Silver Star this time around.
OK. We talked about this before
though, but the Silver Stars are more rare than the gold stars,
so they're more very. True.
How about a Wood Star? How about a Corbin star?
Maybe, yeah, maybe. Maybe it's time to bust out some
of those Corbin stars you got. Kevin, we'll we'll send you 2
Corbin stars that e-mail. Thank you very much.
Yeah, Mr. Kurtz will bring them with him when he comes to
confiscate your Pokémon. That's right.
But anyways, regardless, thank you so much for sending us a
Gangar mail. If you virtual students out
there would like to send us a Gangar mail, you can send it to
wwopokemon@gmail.com. The G stands for Gangar.
OK. Oh, and also if you include like
a little drawing in there, I'm telling you that does wonders
that that'll that'll there's. A 50% chance we'll read your
lesson or your your e-mail in the lesson if you include.
A We don't. We don't have any. 90% chance if
there's nice things about me. We don't have any confirmation
of the statistics. Corbin is making up numbers.
Don't listen to him. I'm I'm getting the word now
from our producer. I don't 90%.
We don't have a producer. Get your hand away from your
ear. You're not listening to
anything. Hello, Mom.
Who is this? Who's talking to?
There's somebody. There, there's nobody there.
OK, so let's talk about some Pokémon.
How about that? I'm down all.
Right, Professor, That's what people are here for, does.
Anybody know who we're going to be learning about this week?
Is your wife Professor? No, it is the evolved form of
tyrogue though. It's one of the evolved forms of
tyrogue. Because I don't.
I'll be honest, I don't know if we talked about this in the
Tyrogue lesson. Tyrone can evolve into three
different Pokémon, right? Okay, so it's not Hitman Lee.
No, because we have our hip on Chan.
Yeah, we talked about those already.
Does it start with Hitman? Yes it does.
Hitman. Hitman, Scarman.
Hitman Bland Hitman No. They haven't.
Hitman Hitman Hitmon left Hitmon right Hitmon bottom hitmon top.
There it OK you. Got is that it Hitmon bottom.
Yes, Hitmon Top, we're learning about to Hitmon top today.
I'm on top. Gonna be.
I thought it was gonna be Hitmon Scar Marie.
I'm disappointed. What is that?
What is Hitmon Scar? Marie Yeah.
What does that describe that for us?
What does that look like? Sounds like you're saying you
want to hit on a scar, Marie. It's a it's a like a scar Marie,
but it's got, you know, big feet boxing gloves on where like it's
normal feet go and. That feels like it makes it less
dangerous. It just then it just punches
people instead of like attacking them with it's metal wings.
Well, I, for one Mr. Curtis, can't wait to see that in this
week's drawing on Patreon. And yes, it is on their the,
the, the gloves are on their feet.
But it's not a kick, it's a punch.
Gotcha. So what does that weigh, Han?
So they're using their feet to punch, Is that what you're
saying? Yes.
Doesn't make any sense. Mr. Curtis doesn't.
Make any sense? Listen, I don't design the
Pokémon. That's just one of the Pokémon
out there. I thought you are trying to
design the Pokémon. You're literally drawing them
right now and you're posting it on Patreon, OK?
Yeah, your doodles have switched from Hitmon Top to Hitmon
Skarmory. Hitmon Skarmory.
On Skarmory, yeah, yeah. OK, Corbin, have you seen a
Hitmon top before? Did you even know they existed?
I've seen them on, not in person.
I've seen them on a couple posters at like the local gym
and stuff. OK.
And you have the school gym as well.
There's that's mostly where I go to where the, the, you know, I
saw the tie rogue there and, and anyway, yeah.
So one that says strive to spin. Yeah, strive to spin Yeah, it
has a nice little hitm on top doing a little dance move on
there and it's. I like the one that says live to
spin, spin to live. There's another one that says
live, laugh, spin, and that one I think is pretty good too.
Yeah. Yeah, it's weird.
They have a lot of HITM on top, you know, a lot of posters in
our gym. That's because the the it's a
hitm on top that sponsors that gym.
So that's how we have all the money to get the the equipment.
It's because of a sponsor. Now how's the hitm on top
getting the money? Well, OK, because in fact,
actually Corbin, so I'm glad you asked because the hitm on top
that I have with us today is the one that sponsors the gym so
they can show you what they do. Anyway, so here is here is Mr.
Topp, the the hit on top that sponsors the gym.
Come on in. Oh come on, this guy so.
Look at him go, yeah, So Mr. Topp, he's a break dancing
champion and he's he's known across the region as as a break
dancing champ. So that's how he gets all the
money. Look at those moves.
Look at him go. Whoa, I do.
I do love the all the chains that Mister Mr. T has on his.
Yeah, you're rocking a lot of gold chains there, Mr. T That's
right. What does this one say?
This chain says I pity the fool. I don't get that.
Is that a reference to something?
I mean, he just. He has a big heart and he pities
them. Yeah.
All right. So, Corbin, can you can you
describe Mr. T? The T stands for TOP.
I don't know if we said that, Mister.
Mr. Top. Right top.
That's right. I do.
I do see AT shirt in the future though with the hit month with
Mr. Top here on it. What are what are you a thought
to now? No, if he was a thought to, he
couldn't tell us, remember. Wait, what did you say again?
What did you say? He has a lot of pity.
No, he has a big heart. He just, he has a big heart.
He pities them. Big heart, lots of pity.
That's that's why I hit my top T-shirt.
Full bolt to the brim with pity. Full to the brim with pity
overflowing, some would say. So him on top here is a is is a
it's kind of hard to describe because he keeps moving a little
bit, but he's very short. He's only like 4 feet tall or
so. I'm a little bit taller than
him. He and anyways, so he's got he
is technically bipedal. It's kind of hard to tell
because he's flipping up on his head a lot.
So he has like a little kind of like a lot.
It's got kind of a cone shaped head.
It almost looks like he's wearing some sort of like hat.
But like that part of him in his head in his face is all brown.
His his arms and the leg part of him is brown.
He does have blue on the bottom of his torso, but it is, it's
less like, it's less like a torso.
It's more of just a ball with legs and arms coming out of it.
Perfect. And he does have a tail as well.
Yeah, he's got a tail as well. Something I forget about on top.
Is that a tail? He's moving, So yeah.
Yeah, it's a tail. It's hard and sometimes like
it's tail, arm, leg. It's hard to tell a difference
when it's all Mr. T gets going. Mr. T is rocking it.
Yeah. So, so yeah, he's got, he's got
brown on his arms and legs and on his tail and then on his
legs, at the end of his legs, on his feet, they're blue with a
little kind of like, I don't know, like naked tone, spot on
the feet and his beams. Those are.
His beams. Beans, bean feet.
Yeah. And then he's got a little blue
tail and he does have a spike at the end of his tail.
And he's got like, you know, little claws on his feet as well
as he got two in the front, one in the back.
And I mean, that's pretty much it.
He does look very intense. He's running.
A lot, even though he looks happy.
Well, yeah, I mean, he's upside down most of the time, so the
frown is it's actually a smile. Hey buddy, why don't you turn
your front upside down? Oh.
You did look at him. Look at that, look at that.
I like. Spun.
Spun right. It spun right into the 180 flip.
Love that. I like that that his like his
torso, his like spherical torso has a like the the coloring like
pattern on it makes it kind of look like he's wearing a
singlet. Like you know what I'm saying?
It's got like a like a real deep V on his singlet.
That's true. You know professor, this is
pretty crazy how good he is of these dance moves.
I've been trying to get into some Joel TikTok dances so if
it's OK with you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Joel.
TikTok. What's that?
Joel TikTok. Joel TikTok, it's a social media
app or start with, you know, a bunch of kids dancing and now
it's a bunch of missing information.
And now it's the best way to get any kind of content you create
out there to the to the greater world.
Is that what you're saying? Right exactly We have a Joel
TikTok. What in the description What?
Welcome to the world of Pokémon. Yeah, yeah, we have.
We have the. Posting there.
I don't know somebody has, but anyways, so I would like to
record this little video here. Let me set up my phone and Mr.
T, if it's OK with you, I want to see you.
We're going to do a a Joel TikTok dance together, OK?
OK. Yeah, real quick.
Corbin display it for us. OK, so it does a little bit
before I click record on my phone set up here on the desk
before. So you do a little bit of a bop
to the boot like this and then you put a little boot like that
and then you like that. So you just kind of shut up,
Shut up. Can Mr. T do these on his head
out of curiosity? You can do them on your head.
I can try to do them on my head as well, but.
Let's just try to contain real quick.
Try that. So you do a little listen, I
don't need to practice. I'll say it for the video.
So if you could try to stay in the frame here in this little
general vicinity, that'd be great.
OK, Mr. T, thank you. All right, here we go.
We'll click record. And hey, guys, what's going on?
Welcome back to another video. It's your boy Corbman, 97.
And just Curtis get out of the shot.
He's doing it though. He's doing it really well.
I'm going. To surprisingly well, Mr.
Curtis, did you do these dances a lot?
No, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it again.
And all right. Hey, guys, welcome to the video.
Hey, Corbin, out of the shot. Welcome.
We're going to be dancing here with my boy, Mr. T, and.
Yeah. So here we go.
And me and Mr. Curtis. No, get out of the shot.
And here we go. And what are you doing?
Oh, no, He's spinning around the whole room.
He's going faster. And.
Yeah. He's.
Room is kind of dangerous. It's not.
It's not choreographed. Yeah, he's on his own accord.
Getting right towards the bottom.
And oh. There he goes.
Oh. Sorry, sorry.
Down there. Oh God, there's he hit a pipe
too. There's there's a lot of water.
Sorry. Oh, it's like, it's like the
gunk incident all over. Again.
Oh God, OK. Hey, guys, thanks for joining
for the video. Leave a like in a comment jolt A
dunk video. Yeah, bye.
Love you. All right, I'll post that later.
OK, OK. Make sure you make sure.
I'm gonna have to cut some stuff I don't know.
Yeah, OK, well, oh God. Hey, Mr. Curtis, can you like, I
know, just put some, I don't know, like some wood let's.
Just put some, I got some. I got some webbing here.
I could just get all. The balls in the bottom of the
classroom fell out too. We're going to have to get
those. Oh, hey, hey, down.
Can you hold on to those? I'll come back down and get them
from you. Okay, great.
Thank you. All right, I'm just gonna board
you up. Now to you, Mr. Curtis.
Yeah, he shouldn't. He shouldn't have said that
word. That was good to.
See you we'll meet back up again we're.
Just gonna have to bleep that out for probably with a fart
sound effect. Okay, all right, bye.
OK, OK. All right.
Hey I just need. To put some mood overtime.
Let's learn about, let's really learn about him on top, right,
Because I think, I think some of the things that we're going to
learn about could have helped us in that scenario.
Right, like not having a spherical room that slowly
descends into like a basin, you know?
Yeah, yeah, kind. Of just span around like a top
and. That's right through the center.
Dang it. We should have known.
OK. Yeah, that.
Was on us. Anyways, let's let's read some
Poke X entries. I want everybody to really, you
know. Lock in.
Let's let's all be mature for this, for this first one, OK,
All right. I won't.
Let's all like, lock in and be mature because this first one
says if you become enchanted by its smooth, elegant dance like
kicks, you make it drilled hard. And what do we and what do we
all think about them? And what do we all think about
the way that they that they wrote that down?
Here's what I think. I think we should take.
I think we should take this part of the lesson.
OK. This right here.
Yeah. And I think we should travel
back in time to the old WAP days.
Sure. Reread that entry again where we
were less family friendly. I think that's what we should.
OK. OK.
And that would sound a little something like this drilled hard
like like what I the other day, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Getting so it would sound a
little bit like that. It would sound a little bit.
Like that professor, can you can you explain that?
I don't. I don't really get it.
But you know what? I'll explain it to you after
class, Mr. Curtis. He'll talk about it when you're
older. I mean, I, I this is, this is
such a learning, a good learning environment though, Professor, I
got my notepad here. I'd really love to learn.
OK, well I think this next book, Accenture, kind of explains it
better than I could. OK, OK, good, good.
So it says it launches its kicks while spinning.
If it spins at high speed, it may bore its way into the
ground. The hard ground that it drills
through, Mr. Curtis Yes, the ground is is.
The drill is the noun in the sentence that is getting
drilled. Yeah.
I mean, it doesn't say you may get drilled hard, but it
definitely means the the ground gets drilled hard like a.
Drill so so just digs really good like a like a, like a
Diglett. I feel like there's AT shirt
somewhere in here. OK, yeah, let's brainstorm.
Nah, let's not say we did. Spin fast, drill hard.
Yeah.
How do you like, I like my 2, I
like my coffee like I like my drinks.
Is that? Is that anything?
Is that something? That might be something.
Corey, were you about to say to drill too hard?
To drill too hard might be good on top on there two of them.
Anyway, as the next entry says, after doing a handstand to throw
off the opponents timing, it presents its fancy kick moves.
Fancy kick moves. So like the handstand is to like
it's, I guess it starts initially as like just to throw
them off their game, right? Yeah.
It's like, whoa, what's he doing kind of thing?
What's he doing? Yeah.
Keep him. Keep him guessing, yeah?
Moving on to the Hone region, the first entry says Hitman top
spins on its head at high speed while all the while delivering
kicks. This technique is a remarkable
mix of both offense and defense. At the same time.
The Pokémon travels faster spinning than it does walking.
Now that kind of surprises. That makes sense, it was going
pretty fast in the room. If only Mr. T Hatton spun away,
we could have got him to demonstrate.
Yeah, who knows? Or Mr. He probably has a break
dancing competition to get to. He's busy.
Yeah. I think something that this
povex entry really displays well about him on top is is balance,
right? Him on top is all about balance,
right? That's why they have, you know,
the gangly limbs. That's why they can spin on
their head for so long. And it's also reflected in their
fighting technique because it's a balance of offense and
defense. And I think that's.
A balance. So I think, I think if you're
looking for a way, a way to balance your way of life, I
think I think we can all learn something from him on top is
what I'm trying to say. Got you.
Yeah. OK, that does it for the Hoen
region. Let's move on to the Sino
region. The first entry says it fights
while spinning like a top. The centrifugal force boosts
it's destructive power by 10. Man, this could have been really
bad then if you really wanted to, you know, display some
power, I wouldn't. The thing is, we don't know like
where it's initial destructive power sits, like it's
multiplying it by 10. But what is it multiplying by
10, right? T-shirt No.
No, like because if it's like because like if it kicks like
Corbin, multiplying that by 10 still wouldn't hurt that much.
Well, OK, it would hurt a little bit.
Oh, hold on, I'm a little powerful.
I don't think so. There's a little power behind.
Talk about. Talk about more like 100 times
more powerful, then we might get something.
Yeah, then we might get. OK, I'll.
Take a. You should probably practice
spinning on your head so you can boost the strength of your
kicks. All right, I'll have a I'll have
Gordon help me out. He can use his psychic powers to
keep me up and then eventually will just kind of taper me off.
Yeah, like training. Powers so that eventually, yeah.
So, so he'll help me through the training process and then
eventually I'll just be on my own, you know, on my own head
spinning without assistance. I'll look forward to that.
That's the point there is. There's another entry here from
the center region, this one. It's very, very similar to the
first one, but it's almost kind of as if somebody read that
first one and was like, oh, Oh no, we cannot have that.
We have to change it. It says if you are enchanted by
its smooth dance like kicks, you may get a closer experience with
one than you'd like. AKA you're going to get drilled
hard. Drilled hard.
That's it.
And then so, yeah, so the top of the T-shirt says drilled hard,
and then it's a hitm on top and then below in the bottom it says
a closer experience than you'd like.
And then we can straight up and then we can say just straight up
site the Pokedex. Site the Pokedex.
Yeah, What's the what's the standards Pokedex citation?
How do we do it? How are we doing that these
days? I feel like it's always
changing. Oh, I don't know.
I feel like it's. It's like open bracket, OK,
Yeah, open number, number region.
OK, good. And then it's like Pokémon
number and then region. Yeah, Pokémon number one number.
237 region Kalos or like I'm sure there's like a abbreviation
like like Kantos probably Kit Ko Joto's Jo Sono is.
Could it not be? What if it wasn't though?
What? Never mind K and then and then
it's. Took me a minute, sorry.
I don't know. And then, yeah, I mean, that's
really all you need, right? And then like, I don't know,
that's all the information that we have doesn't really change,
right, Right. Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
All right. So there's nothing new from
Unova, there's nothing new from the Callos region, and then
yeah, nothing new from Galar here either.
Let's move to the Paldea region. Nothing new from Hisui either.
No Paldea. They say this Pokémon is adept
at dance like kicks. The horn atop its head is made
from the same substance that generally forms fur and claws.
Doesn't seem like that's really hard enough.
Keratin, right? Sorry, no Corbin, don't eat in
class, No carrots. OK, sorry, no carrots.
I'm sorry you can't have your carrots tin in class, Corbin.
Sorry, I just love that. I'm really hungry.
I didn't eat breakfast today. Sorry.
OK, I'll put my carrots in up. OK.
Thank you. The next entry here says it
spins on its horn while dealing out elegant kicks.
It's horn grows constantly through its lifetime.
Constant so my So my problem with my break dancing is I don't
have a horn on my. Head.
I mean, yeah, but you can like get a horn, I guess.
It's not hard. I mean, I mean, it's made out of
the same stuff as. Hair, right?
Just grow it. Just grow it.
It is. Just grow some hair on your head
and. That works.
What I'll do is I'll take my hat off and I will do a hairdo that
like, you know, I will use a bunch of hair gel and make my
hair into a giant little top. No point.
I mean you could also just wear a hat that has a spike on top of
it. Corbin like.
All joking aside here. I need a horn to to to to glue
to the hat that I'm wearing now. I mean, I mean doesn't have any
horns like a specific wear horns even like a helmet I think would
be good because you want something that's going to like
something that's going to like, I don't know, like like attached
to your head. Yeah, that's true.
I mean, I could add a buckle to the hat that I'm wearing.
I just like the hat that I'm wearing, like the color.
I like the way it fits, like the way it feels.
Does anybody have any spare horns?
Maybe a rye horn horn I could put on here?
I have AI have a piccolo. Is that is that good?
A piccolo? Yeah, a piccolo.
I don't have a horn. I have a saxophone too.
Is that good? I didn't know you played all
these instruments. I don't.
Play it myself. No, I'm a collector.
OK, no, I mean like an actual, like an actual right horn horn
like we may. Have we may have a couple extra
Don fan tests around after that horrible accident at the Don Fan
Derby. Yeah, if you just go or if you
just go down to the Don Fan Derby tracks, like after a race,
there is Don Fan tusks all over the place.
Like they just. OK, sounds good.
Yeah, they can't remember. They can't stop this crash at
the end and it just this. Can't stop, right?
Stop. Yeah, exactly.
OK, I'll keep that in mind. I have some regional pokedex
entries here to read. OK, the first one comes to us
from Ash's Poke. I'm sorry, unique pokedex
entries. We finished the regional Pokedex
entries. Yeah, I was like, what?
Is this guy saying this was my first lesson?
Yeah, yeah. Anyways, the first one comes to
us from Ash's Pokedex and says Hitm on Top.
The handstand Pokémon. Hitm on Top's smooth, graceful
kicks are deceptively powerful. Opponents may be surprised by
their force, so beware. Or you'll get drilled.
I feel like categorically it's more of a headstand than a
handstand, you know? Your southern can't tell accent
was coming out there. Yeah, handstand, Handstand.
Hell. Hell, I'm just a I'm just a
simple Cantonian lawyer. Oh yes.
The next one says Hitman Top, the handstand Pokémon, a
fighting type. Hitman Top spins like a top as
it battles. It's one of those weird, weird
poke extensions where it's like, this is what we named it that
it's why it has that name. Come on.
Yeah. A centrifugal force adds 10
times the destructive power to its attacks.
OK, yeah, we knew that. We knew that already.
That does it for all the unique entries.
So that's it. We're feeling good about him on
top, feeling like we've really explored sure what they do.
I wish we kind of talked a little bit more about what each
limb does in this, in this, like fancy dancing soon.
Like we know what the what the. Yeah, yeah.
What the feet do the feet be kicking?
That's what they're doing. Right, but what are they with
the? Hands.
Where are the hands? Like helping it spin faster?
And what about the tail? I think the hands this kind of
help, but yeah, I would think that the force of the of
spinning the arms around too is what keeps it up.
And also if it, if it does for whatever reason, start to kind
of fall over a little bit, it can just kind of like push
itself off the ground. Yeah.
Like if it starts teetering to like one side, it can just use
its hand to because if you use its foot, it's, it's, you know
that much because if it's, you know what I mean?
Like it's hard to, it's hard to explain, but like if it tries
its foot to stop itself, I feel like the weight would have it
just topple over. It needs something in the middle
between the head and the foot. If it needs to use it's feet to
help it spin, that's it's losing precious kicking time.
Like the feet should be kicking. They should not be helping it
stay up. In fact, the feet are probably
hindering it from staying spinning because like, you know,
it's adding like weird motions and stuff, right?
So yeah. OK, Mr. Curtis, you had your
hand raised. Did you want to?
What did you have? You have a question.
What do you want? Yeah, what do you want?
I was actually just trying to get ready to do this this
handspring right now myself. OK, let's see it.
You don't. Need to three. 20 what he went.
He went right to the hole in the ground.
Mr. Curtis, you good down there? Get back up.
I'm so, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Drop me from the ceiling. I'm.
I'm OK, Professor. And.
Why are you so like that? So we're interrupting the math
class below us, although I think we're on the ground floor.
I don't know. Let's just get back up here.
Get back up here. Well, no, it's the testing
portion. Next.
You have to be here. All right, hurry up.
I guess I'll just talk to Corbin while you're gone.
Hey, Corbin, How's it going? Oh, whoa, whoa.
He just jumped back. Did you?
That was like a 10 foot vertical leap.
Oh my God. Yeah, he just vaulted.
He vaulted right back. Up.
Gosh, I had to be back for the I had to be back for the testing
portion. Oh, jeez, I couldn't.
I couldn't wait to go up. To say, gosh, you got UPS, man,
you should play basketball. No, no, no, no I can't do that.
I only I only have these skills to pay the bills and these to
pay the bills is when I work my non paid teaching assistant
position. True.
And that's he needs that. Vertical.
That makes so much sense. Thank you for.
All right, guys, go ahead. Put away your Pokedex entries.
We don't need those or your Pokedexes anymore.
We don't need those. Get out some pens, some paper,
some Rotom laptops. What Rotom laptops, professor?
We're doing a Are we doing this today?
It's been a while. We're doing a pop quiz going
back to basics. Excited pop quiz.
All right, so this one this one's easy.
I started off I'm just looking for a number here all right, I
don't need any like any kind of like splash or like anything
crazy. I just want a number how much
you're. Not going to get that with Mr.
Curtis, I know. How much does Hitmon Top's
unique fighting style increase the strength of its kicks?
OK, Looks like everybody has their answers in a question.
Ready for. I know you are.
Yeah. My God, you.
You look directly into my ear. Stop it.
I'm just so excited about the pop quiz.
Yeah, I'm not get it over with. OK, so the question was how much
does Hitmon Top's unique fighting style increase the
strength of its kick by? So Corbin said 10.
Thank you, Corbin. That's what I asked for.
Now, Mr. Curtis, you included a little.
Bit question was my age. See, I can understand why that's
confusing. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Sorry. It does sound a lot like I said
at what's Corbin's age. Now, Mr. Curtis added a lot of
style here, and I can't say at all for reasons you'll
understand later on, but he does say 10 times the power boom
smack, and that's all I'll say about that.
So yes, it is 10 times. Good job you both got it.
Boom. Smack.
Boom smack 10 times the power Boom smack.
And the reason why I wanted to keep it very vague was this next
one is describe Hitmon Top's unique fighting style.
I just want you to describe it to me.
OK? Jeez.
Sorry, Mr. Curtis. I know you're excited.
Don't be. Don't be yelling at me.
Though I'm so excited. You guys, you guys probably
didn't hear it because I think Porsche cut it out because
Corbett Curtis was really mean about it.
But we're back. We're ready.
Everybody has the answers. Yeah, he had an ongoing scream
for about 30 seconds. Yeah, while Corbin was finishing
his answer. So the question was describe
hitman. That's not really a question.
I guess it's a statement. Describe a Hitman tops unique
fighting style, Corbin says. Uses its spinning moves in both
offensive and defensive ways by kicking and boom smacking there.
You go. OK, pretty good, I think.
I think, I think I can accept the answer.
That's right, Chris says they spin, spin at high speed like a
tippy top on their head and boom, smack with the spinning,
the spinning bits. I think you're missing an N in
there, Mr. Kurt. We don't know.
We don't know what the spinning bits are.
That wasn't talking about the Pokedex.
It seems like it's. It seems like half an answer to
me. I mean, it's just spinning.
It's a spinning bit, but I mean. You know, we kind of found it.
I mean, we know it's kind. Of found it at the end, but I
think I think boom smack is something that's like I think
that goes on AT shirt right? It's just hit on top and boom
smack. Easy piece.
Boom, smack. I think it's good, yeah.
Question #3 What is a perhaps unintended side effect of hip on
top spinning at high speeds? Curtis, stop yelling, please.
I'm so sorry, professor. It's.
So loud it's it's really annoying.
Porsche has to cut it all out. You got to stop just yelling.
And it and I and I honestly, I'm getting the the microphone over
here just real slimy and nasty. I really.
Shouldn't God? We have to change.
Wipe it off real quick. Yeah, let me just just.
Get a little Yeah. Wow, perfect.
OK, question we had. It was question #3 both the
answers are in. The question was what is a
perhaps unintended side effect of Hitman top spinning at high
speeds. Corbin says it can drill you
hard. Thanks, man.
Yeah, And then parentheses does say kicking you in the face,
right? And then Mr. Curtis says.
Would you would you say that's unintended?
No, I would say that's fully intended in Corbett and not get
the answer right, Mr. Curtis says.
No, I think no, no, no, it's it literally the pokedex says don't
get too close to it or you'll get hit in the.
Face like kick you in the face intentionally.
Intentionally, but. I thought, wait, what was the
question? Again, what is a perhaps
unintended side effect of Hitman top spinning at high speeds?
Well, yeah, it's unintended. If you walk over to it while
it's spinning, it's unintentionally going to kick
you in the face because you're the one that's walking over
towards. I thought it was what the
pokedex? Was saying no no it's no.
The kicking I would say from the spinning is fully intended and
if you get too close then it was unintended by you to get kicked
in the face. But the Hitman top was fully
intending to do so, right? All right, let's hear what Mr.
Curtis has to say. Then OK, Mr. Curtis says the
spinning moves are enchanting and almost dance like despite
the boom smack getting people all enchanted.
And I would also say wrong. This is not the.
Answer what? Guys, what's the what's the
answer? It bores a hole in the ground.
We saw that happen. We did see that.
We saw that in real. It says it in the Poconos.
Real time. Sorry, I tried to forget about
that. That's the.
Fully missed question by the both of you.
But I feel like I feel. Like a little bit too distracted
while you're trying to answer your questions.
There's been a lot of chatter and that we should maybe focus a
little bit more. A lot of screaming.
But I feel like Hitma Tops like all business kicking fighting
machine. And so, you know, they probably
really don't really intend on, you know, coming across as an
enchanting dancer. I feel like that's
counterintuitive to Hitman Top's image as a as a strong fighter.
I'm just having fun drawing this is 0 by.
This question I mean I name. Here, Mr. Curtis.
Could I? Sereno here for.
Me, could I, could I interest you in maybe 1/2 credit on that
one? This is.
Crazy. I'm writing.
I'm writing a -1. Now OK.
It's weird how that happens. I don't know my you must be
slipping. That's crazy.
Mr. Curtis, except that you're wrong.
It's fine. Trust me.
I've done it a million times in this.
Class. Yeah, Professor.
Question #4 question #4 is what substance is hitman tops horn
made out of you can you? You don't have to say the exact
thing. You could say what it's like if
that's easier for you. OK, the last time, Mr. If you
yell in my ear one more time, you're out of the classroom.
It keeps yelling in between the breaks.
I'm sorry professor, I'll talk like this from.
Now, thank you. Exactly.
Perfect. Yeah, get real up close to my
I'll. Do this for you, professor.
Let's just talk like this for the episode.
Can you read question the answer question for?
I don't know why I asked for this.
I hate this so much. The question was what substance
is hitman tops horn made out of? Corbin said.
Same stuff as hairs and nails. Okay, yeah, I think that's fine.
That's. What I said, I mean, that's not
exactly, but okay. That you're right, that isn't
exactly what the Pokedex says, but he's not wrong.
Mr. Curtis says the spin top horn is made of the same stuff
as fur and claws. Sorry, fur or claws.
Unlike those feats that are built solely of boom smacks.
OK, really, really, really getting the boom smack.
Is my answer close enough for? That I hate.
Can Corbin, can you at least speak at full volume?
Is that is that a good enough answer?
Yes. No, I think yes, absolutely
correct. You're correct.
Good, Good. Herring.
Claws, furring, claws, hair and nails.
It's all made the same stuff. I don't know what it is.
It's all what's. That what's that called,
Professor? Who knows?
We haven't. We haven't decided yet.
We're we're still it's. Carrot tins, as Corbin said
earlier. No, again, we cannot, Curtis.
You can't have my tin of carrots.
It's mine. Out of here.
We're not eating in this class, okay?
I'm not allowed to eat mine. You can't eat yours.
But it back in my back. I'm so sorry, Professor.
I don't know if I'll be honest. I hope this is going to be
listenable, Mr. Curtis. I don't know if people can't
even hear you. That's OK.
I'm only doing this for you, professor, because this is this
is what you want. Professor training himself so
much to continue to whisper but also be hearable.
Why don't you do somewhere in between?
Like a soft spoken voice, like a nice.
No, I'm gonna do it just like this.
Hey. Guys, welcome to the list.
So yeah, you guys, you guys did OK on that quiz.
You both missed question #3, but got full marks otherwise.
So Corbin, you got like a 75%. Mr. Kers, you got like a 70%
because you do get -1. That's on this oh professor,
though, but I mean, I sounds like he's.
Dying a -2 is that, Is that what you wanted?
You wanted a. -2 I think it's very, very decorable.
Professor Portia play the music. Nice.
Good times, good times. All right guys, that's going to
do it for our lesson on Hitmon Top.
Does anybody know who we're going to be learning about next
week? It has nothing.
Not a Dang Ding a hole Dang thing to do with Hitmon Top is.
It is it decision. Why Professor?
No, it's not decision. Why Corbin?
Corbin looks like he got something in the tip of your
lips there, buddy. Yes.
Oh, sorry, there was a picture of there was a picture of Dawn
on my phone. Next week's Pokémon is Toros,
right? No, we we've already learned
about toros. This is a psyche, I guess.
You know what, technically you're right.
We'll have to, we'll have to do some make up lessons to learn
about the Paldean Toros at some point.
Well. Don't promise people that.
I'm right now this is a binding contract.
I'm saying we will 100% no guarantee do the toros Paldean
toros. Sounds.
Good Corman, I think you got it. We're learning about Smoochum
next week. It evolves.
Smooch them. Yes, it evolves into Jinx.
We have learned about Jinx. Pause for laughter.
Pause for laughter.
Pausing, Pausing for laughter. Pausing.
Yes. No, I didn't hear what you said,
so I don't know what. You said, I said smooch them.
I hardly know them. I get it.
Pause for laughter again. Cuz I just got it.
Yeah, yeah, that's good. OK, that's long enough.
OK. So yeah, make sure you tune in
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