Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology here in the courts of the Night
Mother deep in the Islex Forest. That's right, we are.
I know it's it's fluent. Thank you.
Thank you, Professor. Corbin.
You're you're really hamming it
up for the recording device. Corbin, please, you're.
Right. I'm brave, I'm tough.
I can take it. Yeah, you're, you're in my
protection here. You're under my protection in
my. Just because you're the king of
Johto now does mean you can talk all weird.
Yeah, well, I mean his his crown is in contention right now as as
there is a brutal war happening. I don't know, hopefully the the
recording device won't be messed up by it, but he might be able
to hear. Some you can hear some of those
planes flying overhead. No doubt it's bad guys.
Two weeks of this mess. Two weeks of the two week wars,
they call it. OK, historians are already
calling it the two week war, so. Next week it'll be the
three-week War. It's going to keep being updated
in the history books, yeah. Really hopeful that today is the
last day because you know it's been 2 weeks.
Yeah. So if we, if you remember, I
think it was we did we didn't miss a week.
I think if that's if that's correct, it's been, it's been
such a just. We did.
So much very chaotic. It's been a hellscape.
The bell tower got attacked, got taken down by our, you know,
mortar and artillery fire. The the the the spinner rank, I
think. Yeah, they smashed into it and
knocked it over. Dang, I thought the spinner
racks flew a plane into it. Did they?
I think it was a combination of a bunch of different things, but
it took some time to get relocated to Ilex Forest and get
the get the classroom reconstructed, get my court put
back together with all the, you know, all the nobles from the
land. Of course we have Lex up here on
the tree above us. Hey, yo.
Lex. Oh, my goodness.
Welcome back, Lex. Curious.
You didn't tell me that you got Lex back.
Yeah, yeah. I mean Lex, if you remember Lex
survived the fall from the hiss with us and and was down in in
the escape pod when. When we counted Lugia very hard,
I do not remember. But now when Lugia launched us
into the bell tower or Echo Creek City, Lex did get Ecker
Creek is an anchor Creek city a critique.
You know what? It's close enough.
Close enough. Yeah, whatever that city is
outside the bell tower, we we lost sight of him, but but he
did find his way back. So we appreciate you like it's
good to have. You glad you're back likes I
missed you all? Right before I have a lot of
questions for Mr. Curtis here, but before we get into that, I
want, you know, introduce my compatriots here.
So joining me as always the the the King of Johto apparently,
and also my teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, how have you been? Are you doing OK?
I mean like I see your your throne has been rebuilt here in
the Ilex Forest. So many right?
And you'll you'll notice that the stained glass from the O
frame was recovered. They do have it like
backdropping my throne here so. It's that is awesome.
Wow. But I will say it's a little
bit. Come on, if I may say demonic
because like everything is kind of melted and it's like hard to
make things out. It's kind of creepy looking.
I know, but I, I think it looks, I think it creates a beautiful
light show. But, but yeah, it's, it's been
OK. It's been a little tiring.
Of course, I would never let anything interfere with my
teaching assistant duties. But I am also running the
country at the moment. So it's kind of like, you know,
it's, it's like it's kind of taxing 'cause I'm like, you
know, yeah. What's a country?
Yeah, it's, it's the country of Kurdistan.
You know that I'm the king of Joto as a.
Country, yes. That's right, it's the region of
Joto, but within the region of Joto, specifically Kurdistan, it
is Kurdistan. That's right.
But I am having to deal with that.
Of course I've got the get the council of spinner axe here to
help me with that, but the. Brain.
It's got a lot going on. But I wouldn't let any of that
interfere with with my duties here in class.
So of course we are doing well as interested.
Yes. And also joining us here in
class is our our young trainer and training Corbin, who only
has one hand. I feel like we shouldn't forget,
right? Right.
Because I feel like we haven't talked to talk about that at
all. Last lesson.
And I have this awesome. About it now, it's kind of
weird. I can't remember how you were
able to sharpen a knife with one hand and a rock.
Well, I use my grappling hook, the hand with one because that,
you know, it's a hook. Hand OK, that's right.
I'm remembering that's how that happened in case.
I'm glad we explained that though, in case any students out
there were maybe kind of saying something.
Wondering the same. Thing how is he doing that he
only has one hand. No, it's good to be here.
I'm still one hand short of a full boy, but that's OK.
This grappling hook that I have attached to my nub is, you know,
it's a good alternative I guess for now.
But I would say I'm happy to be here.
But it is terrifying. There's war going on constantly.
The woods are dark and scary. There's spinner axe galore.
There's that creepy stained glass thing staring at me from
the throne. But I'm here to have a good
time. I'm happy that this is the end
of the Johto region so I can take a nice long winter break.
I don't have to worry. You know, as we start the new
year, which happy new year, everybody, we get to look
forward and be like, hey, what have we learned about this class
and what can we do better moving forward?
And honestly, I think less Mr. Curtis is the idea.
There is there is no winter break.
We'll be going directly into what was it, the next Pokémon.
I don't want to say it. I think it's Trico.
I'll say it whatever, it's Trico.
Whoa, spoilers. So did you learn?
About Trico today. Yeah, there.
Is no rest. No rest for.
The yeah, no rest at all. So barring any kind of horrible
or, you know, you know, terrible disaster, we will be doing Trico
next lesson. We never stop, baby.
Never stop. Yeah, so, so.
No, No break, no rest for the weary.
So no. But we are, you know, getting
used to this new paradigm, new the new rules of.
The new world of this new year. The country of Kurt Kurdistan.
Kurdistan. Now, Mr. Curtis, tell me about
these nobles. Tell me about these spinarack
nobles that have that have come here today and why are they here
and what are we doing? Well, this is part of my ruling
council. Of course, I head up the
council. So I'm the, I'm the most
powerful 1 and I get the final say, but but you know, I can't.
I'm not, you know, I'm not, I'm not human, right?
I mean, I mean, I'm not superhuman.
That's what I was trying to answer.
He's just not a human. No, no, no, no.
I. Am human.
I am human. I'm not super.
We're human. I can't be everywhere at once.
So these are my trusted advisors of here.
So of course we have me, myself and I my my personal spinner
acts that have been with me from the beginning.
We have long legged Larry of the spinner act that's got all the
human legs on it that we met during the Ho Ho lesson.
That's OK. I like that we're, you know,
pointing out his legs and his name.
But I got to say they're the same length as every other
spinner act. They're just human shaped.
Yeah. So I don't know why long legs is
something that the moniker you give him.
Well, it's because they're this one here is very smooth and
shiny. So it's like, it's like long and
illustrious. Legs, the illusion of length.
Yeah, yeah, Long, lustrous legs. And then we have Glebogorp, the
spinner act that has the Mohawk over here.
Yep. And you notice.
That definitely we're going to forget that name in two seconds.
And then we also have. Glebogorp.
Glebogorp, yeah. Glebogorp.
Glebogorp or I'm going to remember you don't You don't
remember Glebogorp. Yeah.
No Glebogorp's awesome my. Favorite character?
That's right. And then we have, you know, we
have a representation from, you know, the the water spinner act
that you know, have have moved into the to the bottom of the
ocean and in this region. That's right, Lugia's OK, not
roped up too much. Yeah.
So, you know, just just a couple of of, you know, the named faces
of the spinneracu, that's all. So so has your.
OK, so clearly you. This is war time, right?
You are. You are at war with the humans
who are trying to reclaim. Let's be honest, our rightful
homes are relived. After being resurrected by Ho.
For those who did not remember, yes, Hello resurrected all the
people. What has your courts, you know,
indicated as they're, are they, are they thinking of any kind
of, you know, peace negotiate negotiations?
Are we trying anything like that or it's this war to go on
forever? You know, they we you know, we
listen. I'm listening.
All the humans left. OK, so you know, finders
keepers, losers, weepers. We rebuilt the JoJo region all
right. Just put webs on just.
Yeah, you just kind of covered everything.
You just put webs on, stuff wasn't underwater.
The records show that you just put everything you covered
everything in webs. I mean, but it's still standing,
isn't it? And and then and now
destruction. Now all the humans come back and
they're like, oh, you, you covered my house with web.
How dare you? Like, you know, I want my house
back. And I'm like, no, I already
have, you know, a whole colony Spinner X living in your house
right now. Like we can't, we can't relocate
them just out of the blue. Like that, it's kind of ho who's
fault, if you really think about it, for resurrecting everybody.
Yeah, yeah. Why don't you appreciate the
fact that? Our fault if we really think
about it. I think it's Mr. Curtis's fault,
if you actually you think about it.
It's Mr. Curry, it's okay. Well, hold on, it's Mr. Curtis
fault if we really think about. It it's actually.
Parents fault if you really think about.
It is it, though, Yes. But yeah, instead of
appreciating the fact that they're now alive again because
we released, I released Hoho and brought them back to life.
They're like, they're like, they're like, let me get my
house back, go away, you know? So yeah, that's basically where
we're at. At the moment, I mean, it's
fair. I would want my house back too
if I had one, but I don't. I have nowhere to.
Go no, you have a home. It's here in the court.
I don't want to live here in the court, Mr. Curtis.
That does not sound fun. I think it does but OK.
So, OK, All right. So, so if we're if they're not
here to talk about peace negotiations, Mr. Curtis, which
sounds like what you're telling me.
Why are they here? Professor, listen, I see what
you're saying and don't worry, I have a solution to this problem.
OK, the problem. Being that, you know, let's OK
and let's be real here, your spinner axe are strong, but
we're massacring them. Humans are kind of tearing them
apart. Yeah.
Right. Well, I mean until, until I get
the next until I get the next round of, you know, genetically
modified spinner axe out the, you know, the stop breeding.
Them and stop contributing to the war then.
Dude, I'm kind of. Editing.
He's not wrong. They're.
Pretty much an arms dealer at this point.
Right, right, right. But I, I think I have a solution
for this. So everyone, everyone, if you'll
please. Yep.
It's kind of just going around. Oh God, and.
Oh God, go ahead. And bring the altar up here.
Yep. OK, good.
What? So, Corbin, I know that you.
Oh, they're. Really nudging up against you,
Corbin. Stop.
Pushing me. I know that you really wanted a
Pokémon. You've always said you wanted a
Pokémon. And I think we can, I think we
can. I think we can resolve this
conflict, this inter Pokémon human conflict by kind of really
bridging that gap. So as the King of Joto, I am
willing to grant you a religious exemption.
A religious Hold on, wait. What are you?
Talking about.
If you will be willing to join the cult of the Night Mother,
step up right here on the altar, Corbin.
I will grant you your A Pokémon companion for you to journey on.
OK, you can't fool me. You're just going to give me a
spinner rack. So no, I'm going.
To Oh, no, no, no, it's it's I know you've had a couple
different friends, but it but you know, he he's yellow.
He's got some, he's got some electric, literal electric type
to him. There.
You see where I'm going there? You think, You think you can
remember who he is. Guys, everybody in the chat, I
say that as if we're live. Right.
Yeah, What? Are you talking I'm getting, I'm
getting zinc, the Jolteon back. Applause, everybody.
Of course you play the play the play the applause track.
Thank you. I know.
I never signed off on this. I never agreed to this.
You don't have to shut. Up Robin can't get a Pokémon
until he learns about every single Pokémon out there.
It's not safe. It's not.
What? He's broken.
It is just exemption, yes. This is a but, but to be a part
of the practicing cult of the The Night Mother, you have to
have a Pokémon companion to do your religious.
Practice. Wait, you mean to tell me if I
swear allegiance to you and the night mother and join your cult
then I get Zinc is my first Pokémon?
Yeah, yeah. His name is Jinx, of course.
Zinc or Zinc, I mean zinc his. Name is Jinx.
I want zinc. I want to Jolteon.
That's right. That's right.
Professor, do you approve of this?
You're my you're my temporary dad or whatever you call.
OK, OK. How, how will this, how will
this help the situation, Mr. Kurz?
Well, if you can, if you could prove that Corbin can can can
work hand in hand with the Pokémon, then then maybe the
spinner axe will be inspired to work hand in hand with the
humans instead of fighting them, you know, and and grinding them
all to death again. So, you know, see a direct act
of like companionship. Maybe they'll be.
Oh, OK. All right.
You know what? Fine, fine.
We'll we'll let this happen. It's been, it's been 2 weeks.
I'm ready to try anything at this point.
So, Mr. Curious. Please show us the ritual of of
indoctrinating somebody into the church.
I don't see how this. Is going to work.
So I'm just I'm going to sit back here.
I'm going to take a quick nap. You guys just let me know when
when it's all over, OK? Listen, as long as I get a
Pokémon, I don't really care. I don't think it's going to
work. All right, OK, one sink back.
I I again I will take that Pokémon away if if I see fit.
OK. No, no, you.
Won't I'm still in charge here? I'm still a I'm still a teacher.
I'm the professor. I'm going to Pokémon finally.
Oh, yes, I'm so excited. OK, all right, what do I have to
I do all? Right, Corbin, if you'll step up
here on the dais, so. Stupid.
All right, this is. And, and I have, I have some
liquid webbing here. If, if we could just go ahead
and drape, drape this around you real quick.
Oh it. Gives you cocooned, cocooned and
the and. The love of the night.
Mother, Oh God, and I'm going to need you to repeat with me.
OK, OK. You got it.
All right. Spin, spin rack.
Spin a rack. Rack Rick.
Spin. Spin, spin rack, rack.
Spin a rack. Spin, spin.
No, no. Spin, spin rack.
Spin a rack. Rack spin.
Spin spin rack. Sorry.
Mr. Can you, can you translate that into into human please?
It might be a little bit easier for Corbin to to do.
OK, OK. All right.
Oh, great night, Mother. We look upon night, Mother.
We look upon your face. Done yet, Corbin.
Hold on. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
There's a there's a pause in there.
Thank you, Professor. Thank you, Professor.
Jeez, Oh great night Mother. We look upon your face this
evening. Oh, great night, Mother.
We look upon your face this evening.
And as you smile out from the darkness.
We hope to live up to those smiles.
We hope to live up to those. Smiles.
Don't laugh, Corby. Don't you laugh.
This is serious, not laughing. Please, please Night Mother,
smile gently upon this new this new sun of yours.
Please night Mother, shine gently on this new sun of.
Yours. No smile you have to start from.
You smile gently on this new sun of yours.
Me. Clothe him in your webby
darkness for all the years to come.
And clothe me in your webby darkness for years to come.
All is great in the loving arms of the Night Mother.
All is great in the loving arms of the night, Mother.
OK. Amen.
Amen.
Hallelujah. All right.
Jimmy.
Zinc fanfare, please. Where's my choti on Where's?
My Choti Zinc, your first Pokémon?
That is not zinc. What are you talking about?
OK everybody, that's two butt Benny, the genetically modified
spinner rack that has two butts. All you did was paint him
yellow. You put little zip ZAP signs on
him with paint. And what is that?
Hello, My name is zinc sticker on the front of him.
You thought you could fool me. Two butt Benny changed his name
to Zinc and he's yellow now. So I don't, I don't.
Slap the battery on him. I don't think that's how
electricity works. I don't see the, I don't see any
difference between, you know, original zinc that we had way
back when we did the Jolteon lesson.
And those wires coming out of one of his butts, his left butt.
Dude, what are you doing? What are you doing here?
This is not. This is not Zig.
Where's Corbin? Corbin.
Corbin What? Corbin, we are trying to bring
peace to the spinner act and humankind.
All right, we need to. That's right.
You need to prove that you can work hand in hand with a spinner
act to prove that all humans and spinner acts can get to get
along together. All right, so I need you to
sell. To all of the.
Hundreds of thousands of Sprinter rocks watching right
now that we can. Do this eyes in the darkness.
Right. Yes, there's a lot.
OK. And the Night Mother herself may
be here, Gorman. I don't know.
Right. Right.
Looked it looked deep into the forest.
But there's a there's a very large shadowy figure out there
and we don't want to upset her. Talking about that one between
those, I'm not going to look. Don't look at it, don't get too
deep, don't let y'all start to. Yeah, you don't.
You don't want to actually look at her.
She she doesn't take too bad. OK, I OK, thank you Mr. Curtis.
I will take this gift and great appreciation.
I am so excited that my first Pokémon is a genetically
engineered spinner rack that has two butts.
Sell it. Really.
Sell it. I could.
I could not be happier. Thank you for letting me join
the. Call.
There we go. I'm so excited to be here.
Yeah, I still like everybody. Everybody round of applause.
All the spinner X clack your mandibles.
Fun do you? I think the I think the the the
explosions have have stopped in the in the bullet.
The hail of bullets is kind. Do you hear?
I don't hear anything anymore. What it weren't that quickly
what how did oh look at that there's so many spirit X coming
into the forest they're all coming battlefield now they're.
All coming to congratulate you, you and.
Zinc Oh, thanks guys. I appreciate it.
We did get along really well. Ham Zinc.
I mean Benny, I mean what, 2 But I mean whatever your name is.
No, it it, it was 2 butt Benny, but now it's now it's it.
Kind of feels like, kind of feels like we're kind of, you
know, spitting on Zinc's name, honestly.
By referring to this nasty spinner I mean.
It's really spinner. Sorry this incredibly strong and
powerful 2 butted spinner rack. That's.
Right. You know it's.
Twice the web that you can shoot on the battlefield T-shirt?
Sure. But again, there is no
battlefield because we we solved it again, We we've made we've
made Johto a peaceful place again.
We'll you know, they'll they'll be several years to that we'll
have to spend cleaning up the the webbing.
It's. Gonna take so long Oh my gosh.
Do you do you think your spinner rack can be happy in the Ilex
Forest, Mr. Curtis? I think there's some potential
there. You know, they as as long as we
can keep them well fed and you know, Corbin stays to be a good
role model of of spinner rack in in human interaction, then I
think we should be okay. Benny, why are you touching my
foot? He wants to be, he wants to be
your friend, Corbin. All right.
So like, I don't know, pick him up or something.
Okay, all right, Hey. Always really crawling.
Around your face. Ohh, isn't that so cute?
Two butts. OK.
Yeah, I'll take that battery. We need, we need a Porsche here
to take some photos and everything like this.
Oh, it deserves such, such a good commemoration.
Porsche Porsche, get on in here. Snap some photos.
Oh, hey, Porsche. Yeah.
Oh God, what the fuck is that? No, Porsche, we're being nice.
We're being nice to Spinner Axe now.
Yeah, because we love. That used to be nice.
We just right now, OK. OK, my bad.
And it's Porsche. It's Corbin's first Pokémon.
Aren't you so proud of him? I've never been prouder.
You're growing up, Corbin. Thank you, Porsche.
Now if you could get a couple pictures here, me smiling with
Benny. OK, smile.
Zinc. But yes, another one.
OK, Cutie vertical mode, it's zinc, zinc, zinc Benny.
Looking good. Thank you.
All right. Yep.
And good. All right.
Thank you, Portia. Happy to help.
I appreciate you. Anything for you guys?
Love you. We'll game later tonight.
Yeah, we'll see you later. Everything seems to be good
audios. OK.
Hey, how about here's here's a crazy idea.
How about we celebrate this wonderful union by learning
about Pokémon, huh? How about that?
Oh, guys, there's. One single little Pokémon left
in the JoJo region. So I think, I think we should
and we should talk about that today.
You know, since it is Wednesday, I don't know if you guys know it
is Wednesday. It is Wednesday, my dudes.
Yeah, it's a little bit later on Wednesday than when we would
normally do it, but it is, it is Wednesday.
It's a. Cold, dark evening.
Yes, spooky. Spooky.
But you know I feel safe
surrounded by all these spinner racks.
Who? You know these 800,000 eyes and
that pair of red eyes with a. Yeah, that like kind of like.
Nurse Joy like head and. It's like the eyes get larger
and smaller. It's don't look at Corbin.
No, Stop looking. At OK, all right, I will let
you. Focus on so let's let's learn
about Pokémon today. Does anybody know who the last
Pokémon and JoJo is that we that we have not talked about?
I do Deciduai Professor. I do.
My nub is up. I know.
It's not Inciduai Corbin Nub boy, let's hear it.
We're gonna celebrate by learning about Celebi.
That's. Yeah, OK, Corbin.
Corbin was paying attention. Good job, Corbin.
Yes, we are learning about Celebi today.
You know, not a lot is known about Celebi.
I don't have a Celebi because, you know, they, they're
honestly, a lot of people think that they're a myth to begin
with, a very mythical Pokémon. I didn't do a rough drawing of
it. Corbin here if you want to take
a look at it and kind of describe it.
Nice. So let me see here.
So Celebi here. It's small.
It's real. God, why did you eat that,
Benny? 98 Okay.
Seems. Like.
Same green zinc needs a little training there.
Pokémon trainer get. In there buddy get you really
got to get your hands deep in that spinner rack to training.
Oh, I don't want. OK, so.
Yeah, small and green, which honestly could really describe
the 8, you know, the the thousands of spinner rack that
are surrounding us right now. Small green wings, blue eyes is
pretty much what I saw before Benny here ate it so.
Yes, that's fairly good. And maybe, you know, our our
luck has been pretty good, you know, so but maybe we'll see a
Celebi before the end of the lesson.
But who knows? All right, that would be crazy
if that happens, but. We might.
Isn't this where Celebi hangs out?
I mean, I, I don't have any, you know, information that would
state that, but that's. Just a rumor from the locals.
Maybe I I guess I don't really talk to the locals and most of
them were, I don't wanna say, consumed by the spinner axe, but
there's not a lot of locals around here anymore if you catch
my. Well, Kurt, the Pokeball
manufacturer did tell me that Selby is known to hide out in
this forest sometimes. I'm just basing it off what he
said. Okay, okay.
And what was his name again? His name was.
Kurt, you said, I think you said Kurt, the Bokey Paul creator.
No, sorry. I was just, yeah, sorry.
The word, you know, jumble. His name is Kurt, the Pokey Ball
man. You wait hold on is is sloppy
mouth related to to spinner act closeness because.
No, I don't think so. I think so.
Oh no, he's got everybody. Told me I'd have Ploppy S sloppy
mouth. OK, it kind of feels like he's
kind of forcing it now. No, I'm not.
All right, let me go ahead and read some Pokedex entries on on
celibate and we can, you know, see, see, you know, get get some
normalcy back because I think I think the world is starting to
recover. I think we've survived the the
onslaught of death and horror that, you know, Yeah, this is
the. First time I haven't heard
gunfire or mortars in like, you know, for more than 5 minutes.
You know, it's nice. I like it.
It's peaceful. All right, so the first entries
here come to us from the Joe to region.
The first one says this Pokémon wanders across time.
Grass and trees flourish in the forests in which it has.
Appeared. Do you see that five times fast?
No, flourish by itself is a hard word to say.
Just say flourish five times fast.
Flourish. Flourish, flourish, flourish.
OK.
Yeah, you did it pretty well. Flourish.
Yeah, good job. Thank you, sloppy mouth no more.
Flourish, flourish, flourish, flourish, flourish, flourish.
OK, I guess maybe it's not that hard.
So you're saying flush with an accent, you better flourish it
down the toilet? Man, my face is really
flourished from all the running I've been doing.
Curtis, you do 1. I like it.
Curtis Flourish Florist. Make it Funny.
Flourish Force Florist. Forest Flourish.
Florist. Quick, now say the name of the
school that we used to go to. The Saffron City Learning
Center. No, the other one.
He's not wrong. That is, that is what the school
that we used to go to. The Golden Rod City.
The Golden Rod City branch of the Saffron City Learning
Center. No.
The abbreviation no. I still used to be ACG.
First thing wrong too. Yeah, Oh, did I?
Yeah, Golden Rod City Learning Center.
Branch of the Saffron City Learning Center they both held.
In Rod Learning Center branch of the Saffron City.
Okay. Alright, he doesn't care.
Corbin he. Doesn't.
Yeah, the GCC, GCC. The GCC, he puts on that crown
and all of a sudden he forgets a little.
Little people like you and me, yeah.
No, I would never let it interfere with my duties.
I don't like you. See.
When he's he's, he's, he's like, he's like filing his finger.
In his nails. Yeah, he's.
Yeah. I was literally going to say
that. That's so weird.
Well, I mean, it's not literally because that's what he's doing.
It's what we're both seeing. Right.
He's filing, Yeah. What do you actually, and I
didn't, I, I definitely didn't specifically breed this
particular spinner act right here to, you know, act as a
teaching assistant from birth. So like, yeah.
Wait what? Wait, Hold on.
Wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait.
Are you a spinner? Rack.
No, I'm not a spinner rack. I'm not a spinner rack.
I'm just saying I, you know, maybe if I couldn't always be in
the lesson with you all the time, that maybe I would, you
know, send a replacement rack, you know?
Replacement racks. This one, The one that's sitting
next to you doing paperwork of some kind.
OK, the one. That's that you.
Don't you see nothing behind the curtain over here?
Don't worry. I'm worried.
I'm concerned, OK, the next entry here says when Celebi when
Celebi disappears deep in a forest, it is said to leave
behind an egg it brought from the future.
From the What? Are you serious?
We've got to look for some now. Why is now?
Why is Celebi bringing future Pokémon eggs to the past?
That doesn't seem like a very smart thing to do.
We could learn about it, duh. Do you?
Think they're like, like, I don't know, future Pokémon, like
Pokémon we haven't seen because they're only in the future.
Oh yeah, I bet. Interesting.
Wasn't that, wasn't that the, you know, the whole thing in
Paldea was there, pulling Pokémon out from the future and
past and stuff? Yeah.
But those I don't think that like, I think those are like
different. Timelines.
Universes or timelines, I guess I don't know if they would like
still I, I don't know, time travel is very confusing and I
don't know how it works. I don't get it.
I mean, I'm, I'm lucky that I don't really have to deal with
it on my, you know, in my, in my research.
So I like if I if I were to run into time travel, I would
crumble. I would not know.
What to do? I would cry and poop myself.
It's a good thing. It's a good thing that the Night
Mother does not approve of time travel.
So we'll just. That's good to know, you know.
Yeah, it's it's been completely out outlawed here in the the
JoJo region in Kurtopolis. OK, I'm sorry, Kurtopolis.
That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's what that's what
his assistant's doing. The paperwork there, They're
they're following a new name now.
OK, so instead of Kurdistan, it's now Kurtopolis.
Well, is Kurtopolis the the capital city of?
Kurtopolis is Kurtopolis is the capital city.
You are correct. OK.
All right. I'm gonna need a map or
something. This is gonna get confusing
quick. OK, one more entry here from the
Dojo region, it says. Revered as a guardian of the
forest, Celebi appears wherever beautiful forests exist.
This forest is pretty beautiful. Hello.
Guys, look around us. It's beautiful here.
Maybe we will. See a Celebi Hello.
Yes. Come on, Celebi.
Come on. We're waiting.
We. We don't have much lesson left.
Come on. Looks at, looks at timestamp of
this lesson. We don't have much time.
Lesson left, no. Much time left.
Yeah, we're gonna die. OK, moving on to the Helen
region, the first entry or the only entry says this Pokémon
came from the future by crossing over time.
It is thought that so long as Celebi appears, a bright and
shining future awaits us. Celebrities from the future.
Whoa, I don't know that. Yeah.
So it's just. How do you confirm that?
How do you know that for sure? It tells you who is going to win
the football game next week. That's how.
That's how you know. The football game, OK.
Yeah, there's only there's one per week here in the in the
Johto region. OK, there used to be more, but
you know than than the whole. Guaranteed no cursolas.
No, we don't allow cursolas in the football game because the
people get cursed. Yeah.
That's a flag on the play. Flag on play Chrisola.
Chrisola on the field 10 yards. Chrisola.
Field Chrisola has been cursing somebody.
Second down. Okay, let's move on.
Moving on to the Sino region, it has that wait, actually, I
wanted to say before I move on, yes.
Do we think like in the future, there's like a lot of celebs and
this is just one that happens to come back into the past and
there's just a lot of celebs out there.
Or is Celebi think still like a unique Pokémon in the future?
I think Celebi is unique but because it's travelling back and
forth in time all the time it's like 1 Celebi but it's like at
any given time there may be more than one Celebi around because
it's the same Celebi traveling through time multiple.
Times so you can see two Celebi's together at the same
time, but they're the same Celebi, they're just at
different points in their journey because they can they
kind of they kind of think of it as like folding over time, but
like a like a like a tortilla in a Taco.
Yes, there you go. That's a good.
Actually, my brain hurts and I want a tortilla and I'm hungry.
Hey, well, hey, how about this? Maybe you could train 2 butt
Benny to zinc some tortilla. Zinc.
Sorry, zinc to get you a tortilla.
OK, Hey, 2 butt Benny, can you go find me a zinc, zinc, zinc,
zinc can you? Look at the name tag.
Tortilla, please. A tortilla, if you will, and
bring it back here. Thank you.
OK. He seems like you understood
what I was talking about. There, there he goes in the.
Woods. So there he goes, hope he finds
something. So yeah, he'll definitely bring
back a tortilla, I'm sure. Yeah, we'll see.
OK, moving on to the Sino region, the only entry here says
it has the power to travel across time, but it is said to
appear only in peaceful times. OK, Well, now that we're in
peaceful times, right, all things have settled down.
Maybe. Yeah, makes sense.
Maybe we'll see sell up, no more conflict.
Maybe we'll get a sell up visiting because of all the
massive amounts of peace that just happened.
As huge swaths of peace happening all over the.
Huge. Just this huge load of peace
just dumped on us. Everybody says that the peace is
in equal portions to the amount of war that happened in.
There was a lot of war so. There's going to be a lot of
peace. A whole butt load. 2 butt loads.
There's just an explosion of peace all over.
Yeah, bucket, buckets of peace. Buckets of peace.
Loads of peace. Waves of it, actually.
All right, moving on here from the Center region, there's
nothing new in the UN Nova region, nothing new in Calos or
a Lola, but Gala just have a couple of entries here.
So let's go ahead and read those.
OK. All right.
This Pokémon has the ability to move through time.
Records describing it as a forest deity can be found from
many different eras. OK, so not just the future then,
Maybe the past. Yeah, so Celebi can move through
time, it doesn't just go backwards in time.
I assume this means it can also go like forwards in time as
well? It came from the future right?
But doesn't it can't just go backwards?
Well, what's trippy about that is Selby knows how the world
began, but it also knows how the world ends.
Yeah, OK. But that's like not crazy
because so does, so does Zatu. Zatu also knows that
information. Yeah.
And there's a lot of Zatus out there, that's true.
The The next entry here in the Gala region says this Pokémon
traveled through time to come from the future.
It bolsters grass and trees with its own strength, and it can
heal wounds too. Get my nub healed.
Hello, maybe. Maybe it couldn't heal your nub.
No, your wound, your wound is already healed.
It's been, it's been healed up. Oh, that's a good point.
It's not. It's not a wound anymore.
It's just a nub. Yeah, that's true.
That's not even a wound. Yeah, just like my scar.
And you have to, you have to come to terms with the fact that
you have a nub, OK? I've gotten used to it.
OK, one hand short of a full boy, I've accepted.
This I hear you sobbing in the night.
No, no I don't. I'm sobbing in the night because
there's 800,000 Spinner Axe watching.
Well, maybe. Maybe 2 Butt Benny can really.
Yeah, maybe 2 butt Benny can weave you a hand at a webbing.
How about that? Yeah, Well, yeah.
Oh, well, he's too busy fetching me a tortilla.
He hasn't come back yet. We'll see what he's.
Got she is. OK.
Wow, he's singing forever. You know what they say, 2 butts.
Double the web. Good way to look at it for sure.
Is that what they say? That's what they do in
Kurtopoulos. Is was that curse?
Was that your intention behind two butt Benny was?
It may have. Double double the the the web
was. It purposeful was an accident
him having 2. Butts double the butts double
double the butts double the web. I won't tell.
Well, how about this? How did how did you achieve your
shirt? I won't tell.
And I can tell at the very. End.
I won't just. Making a stinker face, a little
stinker face. Wink.
Yeah. Winker stinkers.
How can can you tell us how you achieved 2 butts?
What was the what was the breed? What was the breeding solution
that brought forth the second butt?
What did you mix it with? And nobody, nobody clipped this
out of context, please. Well, you know, you get when you
get a mommy spinner act and a daddy spinner act that love each
other really good. Sure.
Yeah. And what do they do?
They're open to experimentation, you know.
OK, we love that. Very progressive.
That's right. That's right.
And then and then the rest is history.
Then the Pelipper delivers an egg and and in that egg is a a
young spinner rack with two butts.
So you found that the way to get a spinner rack with two butts is
to make sure that the mommy and daddy spinner rack love each
other? Love each other real good.
So there's been a lot of hatred and spinner rack relationships
up till now. Basically the problem is only
soul mates can produce a baby with two butts, you know?
What I mean? I mean.
That's really what it boils down to.
So honestly, it's a reflection. Another T-shirt there.
It's a reflection of Yeah, exactly.
It's a reflection of Two Butt Benny and his parents being
madly in love. So you know, so 2 butts.
Kids out there, if you only got 1 butt it's cuz your parents
don't love each other. Confirmed T-shirt.
Your parents?
Yep, you have one butt parents don't love.
You. Yep.
All right. And then you also get like a
weasel in there, so. OK, so they really love each
other and a weasel somehow. It's a weasel, you know, cuz
because you know Bueso's got 2 tails so and.
You can't. You can't have two tails if you
only have one butt. Like that's just math.
Right, right. That's just, yeah, basic
algebra. Yeah, basic butt algebra that we
all learned in elementary school.
Algebra. Yeah.
Algebra. Algebra.
That's right. Put that on AT shirt.
OK, anyways, so you know, great tangent.
They really uncovered a lot of things.
We have an entry here. So there's nothing from the
Paldea region or the. History.
Region. We do have something from the
lentil region though. OK, it says Celebi has the
amazing ability to move through time.
The area around the ruins might be a special place to this
Pokémon. I don't know what ruins it's
talking I guess. Which ruins.
About the JoJo region now, apparently.
Yeah, all of the JoJo region is a ruin now.
I think it's talking about the like whatever ruins in are in
the lentil region, I suppose because that's where that's
where this is taking place and that's what that's really the
only place that Professor Mirror seems to care about.
Yeah, it seems to be there. Oh hey, Benny, what you got
there? Benny's back.
Zinc is back. Zinc is back.
That's right.
What's he got? What's he got?
Corin let it lay it on us. This is a really work sock.
This is big sock. This is not.
Whose sock is this? You took that log and you got a
sock I. Mean, I mean Pokémon, it's
positive reinforcement. Positive reinforcement.
Right, that's right. I mean, thank you.
I can't wait to make a Taco. Don't.
I mean, you don't have to make a Taco with the Corbin.
Now they're really staring at me with a lot of intensity.
OK. Yeah, all.
Right, well, OK, get get to making that Taco.
Here I go, here's my can of beans and put it on there some.
Some Curtis Curtis, start a fire.
Start a fire so we can. Cook.
Oh yeah. Yeah, that's good.
Wrap it up in this wet sock and just.
Take a bite. Tortilla.
And you love it.
Oh, it's so good.
Oh, Betty, you shouldn't have. You really shouldn't.
Have They're getting along so well, I think.
I love, I love this bond. It's, it's, it's only growing so
much stronger. A man in his starter Pokémon.
He loves it. Think of it.
Wow, I love it this. Piece is going to last for
centuries. All right, so that does it For
the regional entries. I have one unique entry.
It comes to us from Maze Pokedex.
None from Dawn. No, no, no, no more dawn.
Go ahead, Corbin. No, I want to talk to her.
I love her so Maze entry, says Celebi, the time travel Pokémon.
Celebi wanders across time as guardian of the forest.
Wherever it appears, trees and grass flourish.
Yeah, we knew that. We knew that already.
Okay, May thank you for your contribution.
Yeah, so and that does it for all of the entries on Celebi.
So okay, all right, congratulations.
You know about every single Pokémon in the JoJo region,
Corpsman, How do you feel? How do you feel about that?
I feel great. I feel a little sick because I
had to eat a Taco with a sock attached to it.
Yeah, the floppier the better when it comes to tortillas.
That's what I always. Say sure, I feel knowledgeable,
but I also feel like I'm only 1/5 of the way there because
there's over 1000 Pokémon in the National decks now.
But. Got to start somewhere.
But I feel so knowledgeable and I feel like I'm ready to be the
trainer I've always meant to be, even if I have to have a Pokémon
that is not my favorite but with 2 bucks?
He's crawling on your head, Corbin.
Oh, oh, you don't have to get that.
Close. Wow, wow.
Ohh. We love Jesus.
You throw him on the ground. Corbin, be nice.
So I'm sorry, I'm sorry Benny about trying to be rude.
It just you're getting a little too close for comfort.
They need a little bit of space here.
Zinc, zinc, zinc. Zinc, zinc.
I'm sorry, I just this is so confusing.
I just. Be nice, be nice.
Between the war between the spinner axe, between the
grossness between the sock, I just really wish we could go
back before all this started. I really wish I could just
rewind the clock and just didn't have to worry about any of this
stuff anymore. It's just stressing me out man.
Oh my God. I just I missed the days where.
See that behind? Oh my God, behind you, Corbin.
What? It feels something.
Oh, my God. It's it's celibate.
Quick, Corbin, you heard my cries.
Quick, describe it. Describe it.
We've already described it, but it's small little bean baby.
It's got a big head that's kind of like leaf shaped a little
bit, actually teardrop shaped with like darker kind of green
on the tip. It's got these two long antenna
with blue on the tips, Big Blue eyes.
Sounds like a spinner act, yes? Spinner act so far.
Beautiful, beautiful black eyeliner.
Around the blue and white eyes, I might add.
And then tiny little arms. No nubs.
You have more fingers than I do. Well, on one hand I have one
anyway. You know it does.
It's got, it's got 6 fingers. You only have 5.
That's true. That's true.
Good point. And then two little baby feet
and it's it's just so pretty. It's got the tiny little wings
in the back too. I can't believe we're seeing
zombie. This is so rare.
It seems what's it doing? It's like it's looking at you
like, I don't know, like like knowingly.
And then what's it's starting to do a little dance.
What is it doing? What is it doing?
Like dance? Oh my God, I think it's is it
sucking? Where are we going?
Are we back in the classroom? Where is it back in the Oval
show? I don't know what just happened
but it really messed. Up, guys, that's US.
Why can they see us? Is that hello?
Wait a second. We're in the.
Standler. Are we invisible?
That's a standler, yeah, but that's no.
They see a minute, they can see us.
Wait, guys, this is Standler. This is when Wait, we have to.
Get the knife. Get the knife.
In the knife. Yeah, the knife.
The Bowie knife. Oh, I have to.
Open that envelope. Right, exactly.
Hand me the knife. Quick, quick.
So we. Let them know that it's for the
envelope. But what will we tell?
Them. Yeah, how are we going to tell
them something that's not too vague?
Yeah, Corey, just drop it out there.
Just drop it out there. They'll know what to do with it.
That's what you came up with. That's that's what you came up
with, I think. I think I think it's trying to
take us back to before it all began.
Corbin, you made a wish. You.
Made a win. And the celebrities taking us
through time wishes. Do come true.
I feel sick. Time travel's making me sick.
Are you? Guys like I get so most sick.
Wait, that's us. Again, I I know what I know
what. I'll mess with them.
Let me check this out. Is this the Ruins of Ralph?
No, no, it's Alf. It's Alf.
We're in the. Ruins of Ralph.
Oh, my God. That's us.
That's us right there. What are you doing?
I'm. I'm tinkering with the radio.
Wait. Can.
You hear us. Be quiet, be quiet, hear us.
I blow wait. Is that what my hair looked like
back then? Nobody told me my hair looked
like. That Oh my gosh, why did you do
that? Oh my God those shoes are
disgusting. Orange and purple.
This was a good. Idea Ohh this orange and purple
who? Thought that was a good idea.
Oh my gosh yeah. Don't make fun.
Wait. This is before you got that
terrible scar on your face, Mr. Curtis.
Ohh. That's right, that changed my
voice inflection, made it so much deeper for you.
Professor, now, now, now. This is the bit that you're
doing. Your voice sounds the same.
Corbin still had both hands. OK, I thought I was going to
mess with our younger selves. I'm like, come on, professor.
Corbin still make us. So.
Deeper. They can't hear us at all, can
they? I don't know.
Are we invisible? They're OK.
They're starting. To react.
They're starting to react to what we're saying.
Oh. Oh, wait, yeah, it's coming.
It must be coming through the radio.
He just tuned it to a particular.
Channel, we're going to mess up everything.
We're going to mess up the whole space-time.
Wait, hold on. I think it's starting to go
again. Here we go.
Oh my God. Whoa.
Oh gosh. I get used to it.
Actually I need to. I need a quick sip of my.
I need to get a sip of my. SAP here you.
Brought the SAP with you. Guys, look around us.
I think this is the the poster, this is the Saffron City
Learning Center. This is the.
Old. Hey old classroom.
Yeah, you're right. Professor, what's that pile of
rocks? Who left all these rocks in the
middle of class? Oh, my Corbin, it's.
What it's? Look, it's the rocks, Corbin.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. This is hold on.
I let me look at the calendar. Oh, my God, This is the this is
the day that Curtis died. Oh, I did hatchbacks.
Oh, Curtis is the day that you got caught between the MU and MU
2 and you turned into a bunch of rocks.
Oh, some outside force knocked you over and broke.
You somehow fell over. Yeah, somebody.
Are you saying wait? Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Are you saying that pile of rocks on the ground is me right
now? Certainly.
I don't know why you're I think about this is sad.
Well, not. Not right now.
Specifically in the past I think.
Certainly not. No, no, certainly not.
My. Hold on, what?
What, what, what? Are we doing so?
What are you? What are you saying?
You want me to what? Pick?
Why are you picking a pick? What?
You throw them up, Pick up the. OK.
Oh, there's a dust pan in the corner.
I remember. Let me grab that.
Hold on. All right?
Let me just sweep that. Understand.
What? Yeah, let me just sweep Mr.
Curtis here into the thing. OK, Now what?
OK, OK. We're, we're carving now.
We're in the hallway. We're.
Just Corbin court. Wait, that's that's us, Corbin.
Wait, wait, no. We're back at the We're back at
the Golden Run City branch, right?
TCLCBOT. SCLC, please say yeah.
That's Corbin. That's us in there.
We're we're having this. Is this Chicorita lesson?
Oh my God, Yeah. I want to see the two of us.
It's Chicorita. So this is OK.
I I wait a minute. I remember now.
I think I know. I remember now what happened to
her. Yeah.
Go go ahead, Celebi. Oh, so So what am I supposed to
do with all these rocks? Just put them on the ground.
Just actually, yeah, just set them down.
I I remember what? Happened.
I mean, back up Corbin, Celebi's starting to do the do her do
their little dance again. There they go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. The rocks are coming back
together and it's, Oh my God, it's like a reverse puzzle, but
it's coming in the shape of a rocky Mr. Curtis.
That's how he came back, Corbin. He be undid the the the stone
and eggs that we're calling it my.
Mind is blown. Stop.
Oh gosh, talk about a Crick in the neck.
There's 2, Mr. Curtis. Professor.
It's my worst nightmare. Corbin, what happened to your
hands? It's a long story.
I got addicted to miltake milk. And it's that weight.
Is that. Yes.
What happened to your face? You know, Scar.
OK. Yeah.
No, I see what you're saying.
No, that makes total sense. Well, you know, you're going to
have to. You're back in the in in the
GCLC. You can't tell them.
I get. I get the drill.
Yeah. You better run.
Message received.
Yeah, Go get there. Go.
This is where you're supposed to walk in now, right?
Go, go, go. Message received.
He never finishes a thought though.
I love that. I know it's kind of weird how
you guys had that conversation without finishing any actual
thoughts. It's kind of crazy or.
They're just beaming thoughts into each other's head.
That's the same person. I guess that makes sense.
Well, you know, I mean, if there's anyone that knows what
you're thinking, it's yourself, right?
OK, So what? Did you look?
Everyone's reunited. So nice here.
Oh geez, here we go again. Oh God, here we go.
How far back is it going to take us?
The heck are we now? We're really far back this.
Is yeah, I don't recognize this at all.
This is my house. There's just a stupid kid there.
There's a dumb kid that's. Like me?
That's me. This is my hold on.
I'm looking at the balloons. This is my 10th.
Birthday, OH. I remember what happened.
You're. Always 10?
You've been 10. How many 10th birthdays have you
had? This was my first one birthday.
Look, look, there's there's little me.
Look, he thinks it's a soccer ball that a friend gave him and
look. Just as stupid as you do now.
Thanks a lot. I had two hands though.
But look, look, look, look, look, look.
That's the soccer ball that my mom got me.
But it's not a soccer ball. It's a cursed solo look.
No, don't. Don't.
Oh quick. Tell yourself not to kick it.
Stop. Stop the time break.
Break the time blue. Corbin don't do.
I can't hear me. He.
Can't hear you. Oh wow.
He kicked out across the yard. Oh no.
Oh, Corsal. Man the ad sucking it's so mad
from you. It's so mad that Corsola.
Oh my gosh. Oh man.
Oh, that's I guess. You won't make sense first to be
10 forever. Is is.
It kind of a blessing and a curse because you know, I don't
have like honker lines like you, but I also never age.
Wow, Gee sucks. OK, I'm just being, I wanted
telling me why did you bring us back to see this?
Who cares? Who cares about this?
Tell me this is this was this is really traumatic.
Are we just bringing my best hits of worst days?
Like what is going on here? OK, now we're we're really what
is this? What the, the, the time looks,
the time period. Oh gosh, this is sightings are
old. Way this is like the.
Same place as where the old bell tower was God.
It's terrible weather, too. What the?
Oh, God, Oh God, the whole building's on fire.
Wait, guys, look, that's. There's, there was, oh, I can
hear the screaming of, of Pokémon and I think they're
Pokémon trapped. Oh my gosh.
Quick OH. My God.
Oh, I was looking at us and it's being like, yo my bro.
Oh, yo, dog. Hey, what sees us?
Hey, hello. Oh my friend, Hello.
My good friend going. Again, how?
How? Oh, Mr. Curtis.
Oh, oh. But it's flowing again.
Look, oh, whoa, whoa. Look, look, look, look, look.
It's coming out of the the tower.
It's sweet Coon and Raiku and oh.
My God. Wait, and.
And there's a fourth one too. I've never seen that one before.
Oh jeez. Oh, it got struck by lightning
again. Oh my God.
That was gosh. No, that one, that one could
make it that one, that one's going to have to get
resurrected. There was times before legendary
beasts and one of them got killed again.
That's that's. Crazy to be able to watch that
on the legend but it was just leaving it doesn't care about.
OK, I guess Holy resurrects you once.
Put that on AT. Shirt.
Yeah, you'll get one apparently. You'll only get 10.
OK, I don't see any civilization.
Curtis is in the water. Oh my gosh.
And. So I'm all wet.
Miss Curtis. Why are you in the water
playing? This is no time to play.
Oh, watch over there, there's some lava on that side.
Stay away from that side over there.
Oh my God, wait, he's like, OK, cool, you don't know these
Pokémon. That's that's Kyogre and that's
crowd on. They're the image of Pokémon.
They're. The seas and the continents that
we now know in, in in the modern day world are they, they're
fighting, they're they're wrestling out there in, in the
ocean. We've gone whack way back
before, like humans and everything.
I mean this is back in creation time frame.
What did you Celebi? What are you doing?
Where are you? How far are you taking us?
Back I said I wanted to go back to the beginning, and I think it
took. Oh my God, God.
There's nothing. There's literally there's this
is, this is just, it's like we're in a blast.
Hold on, the device still working, just float we're.
Just floating. Stay close, stay close.
Keep, keep hold on. Guys, we're just, we're just
floating. I don't.
There's no stars. Hey professor, what's that over
there? I don't know.
Describe it to me, Mr. Curtis. It looks like a big egg.
It's hard to turn around. There's like, no, I can't like
turn my head. That's OK.
I'll describe what's happening to you.
You just keep your back to everything that's happening.
Yeah. There's I don't want to see it.
It's too scary. There's a big, there's a big
round thing, an Oval kind of looks like an egg, but it's
glowing and, and it looks like there's some cracks that are
forming on the outside, but the shibbering gold and white
coloration. I, I, I feel like, are we
watching a hatching, a hatching of of some sort?
A hatching guys in the middle of AI think.
I think this is legends of how the universe started.
They say that started by Archaeus the Great, the great
legendary Pokémon hatching. Right, the giant green spinner
rack in the sky. Yes, it's.
No, no, no. No, it's Arceus.
OK, Arce. OK.
Yeah, yeah, I know that is Arceus that was just hatching
is. It hatching is it coming out of
the of the egg? Is it describe?
Describe it? Yeah, no, the the egg just
shattered and there was a big orb of yellow light and, and
now, now there's there, now there's a little arceus.
It's a little Arceus. It's a little Arceus.
Our our our He has started off as a tiny little baby.
Nobody knows that. It's a little baby our.
Wow guys, I guess you. I guess the old saying is true.
You can't make a universe without breaking a few eggs.
Even at the beginning of time, you're still cracking.
Yeah, OK, all right. Well, now what?
OK, so celibate. Hey, celibate, what do we do
now? OK, so celibate is gone.
What do we guys? What do we do?
This is this is not good. I mean, you wish to go back to
the beginning. I mean, I guess we're just,
we're going. To starve out here we're going
to die of. 30 I wish to go back before stuff happened.
I meant like before Entei and me losing my hair.
OK I guess I wasn't specific enough.
I did say beginning of everything.
Corman Normally it's Mr. Curtis's fault that stuff like
this happens, but how? It's your fault.
I mean, we're literally back at the start of creation.
I mean, I don't even know. We'll have my backpack with me.
I mean, I, I got rid of the Bowie knife.
I don't have that that. I think we dropped that off.
We could have used that right now.
We could have stabbed Archaeus and I don't know.
Stopped the universe from being created.
Hey, maybe we can become gods. Have we considered?
Have we considered us becoming gods?
No, no. All right, this.
Curse is already a king of Joto, let's not get more, you know,
inflated here. This is that's a little
blasphemous. I mean, if we pray to hey wait.
What Corbin? What it's It's OK if you're
crying. Mr. Curtis is fine.
No, no, no, no. I'm.
Upset too. It's OK, there's some I'll never
see my family. Corbin What did you bring in
your? What's that smell coming from
your backpack, Corbin? It's not my backpack.
It's making business pants. He's Oh, no.
Shut up that there's a there's a there's AI smell.
I smell some some some time properties coming out of your
back there, Corbin. Did you, Corbin?
What? What's in there, Corbin?
Wait, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's the time Rock the Por it's the.
The time Rock You used to fix the knife earlier before we
said. The Time Rock that we used to
shut the door 1000 times in the in the Porygon 2 lesson.
Over and over. Again, I remember that.
I don't know why you're laughing about.
It was a serious matter. Oh, seriously?
That we used it? I.
Know So what am I supposed to do with this?
I mean if it has time properties and it can reverse time can.
You reverse the time of our time travel and then take us back to
the present. Let me see.
I mean, do I just like wish into it?
Like it's like a double. Try just holding it really hard.
It's. Just it's a double.
Reverse really hard and I'm gonna think about right before
we left in the Ilex 4. Maybe not quite right before we
left it was pretty bad. Maybe before we, maybe before
you lost your hand, 'cause that's kind of when things
really started to go downhill. You're right, I am going to miss
the nub and hook that I have. All right?
No, I'm not. I'm not.
You're right. You're right.
That's a good idea. OK, so let's go back.
Maybe before milk tank? Who was who was before Miltank?
Was it? Oh yeah.
Take us to Magby. Take us to Magby.
All right, please take us back
to the Magby lesson so I can have both hands again.
Everybody hold tight. Hold tight to each other.
Corbin. Corbin.
Professor, you hold into Corbin's good hand.
I'll grab the nub. OK, so.
He's have to grab the rock with. Something.
He's holding the rock in his mouth.
That's right. All right.
Corbin, Are you ready? Hey.
Oh. God, oh gosh, that was so much
more violent than when we did it with Celebi.
Oh gosh, where am I? Where?
Mr. Curtis, come on. What are you doing?
Why are you Professor Ground? Are you taking a nap?
Get up. Professor Oh gosh, gosh,
Professor, I'm so sorry. Where did we get?
Where did we land? Professor, where are we?
What? You've been through, you've been
through this lesson series 6 times, all right?
And this is the start of your 7th.
I need you to focus up, OK? This is my 7th and I have the.
Recording device. Yes, it is.
Yeah. No, no, it is but but this is my
7th. We're recording these lessons
now. Ohh, yeah.
I mean, that's that's totally right.
Yes, you're you're totally. It's just the what are.
You do, Mr. Curtis. OK, listen, it's just doesn't
want you as my teaching assistant, alright?
I was like, no, it's a mistake. They're gonna, they're gonna,
he's gonna mess everything up. He's.
And you're kind of proving me right here.
All right, look, look, look. You see in there?
See that dumb little boy in there?
Yeah, right. He.
Needs he needs us to teach him about Pokémon so come go off on
his trainer journey all right and I need you to focus up Oh
God, Kay all right. Of course, of course, professor.
Yes. No, no, no.
Whatever you say, we're gonna be learning about which which
Pokémon today, Professor. Just did you.
Why? Just did you?
Why? We're learning.
About Bulbasaur. Come on.
It's the first Pokémon in the in the Poker National Pokedex.
We're learning about Bulbasaur. All right, OK, come on now.
Let's get in there, and let's welcome this guy to the world of
Pokémon. Of of course, professor.